May 30, 2025 • 15 mins
It feels like the Kardashians have LANDED. Living unapologetically and no longer needing to prove anything, to anyone. PLUS: Men are insecure, too!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
So I thought it was Katar and my friend just
told me that she was corrected and that it's catter
like if you're from there, or it's cutter cutter, I
don't know, And like then it brings me to like
Abitha and Barcelona, like I don't think I need to
go there or say it because of these like Marigotti,
which is Manicotti, which neither is good, Like I'd rather
(00:34):
Why is moist a bad word? When Barthelona and Marigotti
or Manicotti, Like, there's no way that moist is the
worst word. I feel like we're giving it the worst
rap when like words are really irritating and a turnoff,
and the pretentiousness I speak French je abite a momat
I turn myself off because it's like sounds pretentious and
(00:55):
it's weird, and I just don't want to say a
lot of these words, so I avoid them. But like
who the f and like it used to be when
we were growing up, it was Ralph Laurent. It's Ralph Lauren. Porsche,
It's Porsche, Porsche. Wait, Porsche, Porsche. It's Porsche. I forgot,
wait what is it? It's it's a Porsche or it's
a Porsche. I forgot. I literally forgot Capri. My best
(01:17):
friend she's literally speaks French and Spanish and she's like,
I say Capria. I'm like, wait, what you're like culture?
What do you mean you say Capri? It's Capri? But
maybe I'm an asshole. I don't know what the words are.
Like now, I'm so confused. I know it's Ralph Lauren,
but who gives a shit? It's so pretentious Protec it's
Patech is it? People say Paddock, but it's Patec Phelipe.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm confused, and I don't like any of it, and
I don't want to do it. Other random rant Chris
Jenner got a blinged out Martini set for her car,
which is hilarious because you're not drinking in the car,
but she's not driving. She's probably being driven and I
love it. She doesn't give a shit. I just want
to say that overall, the Kardashians have landed. They are
(02:03):
finally where they need to be. It is so obvious
that they are not clamoring and thirsty and desperate and
needing to flex and show off. And I really believe
that I was part of that, like they'll show something expensive,
but it's giving rich bitch versus like giving bragging. And
(02:23):
I did a whole rant on this very podcast saying
like they need an intervention, and I know that it
got to them because I know many things that have
gotten to them, just like I know that my Megan
Markle posts obviously got to her, because I know that.
I'll tell you one day about Ellen DeGeneres reaching out
to me about the Megan Markele posts because she had
reached out to them, or they spoke about it, like
people see the posts. So I know that years ago
(02:45):
I said that the Kardashians need a quens and we
need an intervention. I'm going to tell you that it happened.
Like each and every one of them are secure in
their own spot in society, comfortable in their own success.
And I think that Chris Jenner, posting about her blinged
out Martini set, which has cigarettes and a lighter in
(03:08):
a cigarette case and a blinged out lighter, says she's
not pandering if she has a cigarette. Once in a while,
she has a cigarette, she'd apologize. If she's not pandering,
she probably doesn't love it. She knows it's quote unquote
bad so is using hairspray and red dye and candy.
And I'm not promoting smoking, but I'm saying that this
woman is at a place where she's saying, Hi, I
(03:30):
don't get two shits what you think.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
This is where I am. This is what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't need to prove anything to you. I am wealthy,
I am successful, I am smart, I am beautiful, asked
and answered. So I'm no longer bragging, flexing, I'm no
longer needing anyone's approval.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I made it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And every single Kardashian or Jenner is there now like
they're just there, like we're here, we did it. We know,
we know who we are. Our feet are glued to
the goddamn ground. Kim is in a new Hulu show
and she's like, Hi, I'm a boss, bitch. Act will
Is she actually a lawyer? I don't know she went
to law school. I think she took the bar. But
she's a lawyer. And she also plays one on TV
(04:07):
in a Ryan Murphy show. The Outfits landed, the language landed,
the role has landed. I think she did American horror story.
She wants to be an actress. She gets to be
an actress. She gets to do whatever she wants because
she who makes the gold, makes the rules. And she's
definitely proven herself in many spaces. And one dumb dumb
in the comments was like, yes, stay in your own lane.
I'm like, shut the fuck up. She's in every lane. Okay,
(04:27):
she gets to be in any lane she wants because
she paved the highway so people can get mad at her.
And I have in the past shared my criticism and
my comments because as everyone knows, I don't give a shit.
But I tried the Lemmy gummies. I tried the cloud popcorn.
I tried the Courtney Grumble cookie. I'm entering my Kardashian era.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How's that. I tried the skim socks. They're wonderful.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm entering my Kardashian era because there's something about where
they have landed in what they are doing that is
hit different. And all of you know that what I'm
saying makes sense, Like there's a lack of desperation, a
lack of bragging. They're not bragging like they are rich.
They are wealthy. They no longer need to like flex
(05:15):
it and brag it and rub your noses in it.
It is what it is. Watch, don't watch. They don't
really give a shit because they've made it. They've got
their money, they've got their planes, they've got their Cashmere
lined planes, they've got their brands which are doing well.
And I actually not actually I liked the popcorn. I'd
mentioned what the calories were and that and how it
(05:38):
compares to other snacks because it's not low calorie. But
I enjoyed the cheese flavor popcorn. I also understood that
they all have proteins, so the regular salt ones gonna
be a little chalky because you got to get the
protein in. I believe on that night that the lemmy
I did sleep well because of it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I can't know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did not take the vagina gummies. I don't actually know,
but on that particular night, I thought like, Okay, these
may just work. Not an expert, not positive, but these
may just work. And so yeah, I'm entering my Kardashian era.
You're welcome, Matt Gala. I think I have a better
(06:32):
relationship with it. I don't watch every inch of it,
by any stretching, I don't watch any of it I watch.
I mean, I know it's not a show, but I
watched TikTok clips come through of what people wore, and
I admire the theatrics of it, and like the effort
and the performance art of it. I admire the performance
(06:54):
art of it, and when people go there and half
bake it, I also think they kind of deserve to
be roasted. You wear like a little black dress, like
it's like what we what do we fucking? What are
we doing? Like where Levi's in a tech top, then
like what what are we doing? And I also think
the scale is really important because some things I could
imagine an outfit that like you put on and you
(07:17):
think it's landing, but then you get there and the
scale is so much bigger, and people are doing such gigantic,
dramatic things. And then also those can look clown like
in gimmicking, like Kim Rodashian's outfit is an example. She
looked sexy and hot, but when it first came out,
I thought she looked like some version of like Paula
Abdul or Janet Jackson. And I felt the same way
(07:37):
about Jlo's look last year with that swed outfit in
the hat, but like as it like melts into me.
I start to like it because I'm looking at like
the up close like crop leather, and like the dip
in the back, and.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't know, like I feel like some of them
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But then I it's like a song that you first
heard and you didn't like, but and like you hear
it a couple of times and you like it. I
just used to think that I wouldn't want to go,
you know, like but not like not as a hater.
Maybe I don't know, like I would want to go.
I've said this before, just for the creativity, Like I like,
(08:16):
what's the theme? How do we thread it to the theme?
And like what could I wear to really illustrate it
and like have fun performing it? Like I would enjoy that.
I would not need to go to the event. I
don't love or care about celebrities. I appreciate the art form.
And I also understand why Anna Wintour excommunicated Donald Trump,
(08:37):
whether you voted for him or not, whether you're a
Trump fan or not, because I do still think that
she preserves the art form of what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Last year, all the influencers they got taken off this
year because I think that that was basically not preserving it.
I think she felt like you would ruin it in
some way, and I think she's right. But I can't
articulate why, because it can't be about the blatant marketing
and it because that's who he is. It's about the
art form. It's about the commercialization of the art form.
I don't know, but there are a lot of brands
(09:07):
there that pay and that advertising Vogue and I don't know.
It's all very interesting. It's an interesting thing, like the
business and the creativity and the art form of the macala.
I'm more interested. I'm not interested into it, but I'm
more intrigued by it. I want you to know a
couple of things about dating. Men are as insecure as women.
(09:32):
You need to say this to yourself ten times. You
need to believe it. Okay, men are as insecure as women.
But because we've lived in a society where it's a
man's world, men got paid more, Men were able to
just like you know, talk about your breasts at work.
Men can grab you on the ass. Men run the show.
He who makes the gold makes the rules. Men work,
(09:52):
women stay home. I mean all of these things. You
cannot unbraid a century worth of dynamics in a decade.
So women are making money, women are strong, women are equal,
women are all these things. We no matter how rich, attractive,
or successful we are, we don't think we're equal because
(10:15):
the men run the program. And I will prove it
because when you listen to young women on social media.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He left me a.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Flower or like the littlest crumb we He just texted me,
Oh my god, send to your five girlfriends so they
can all squeal like the basic bottom of the barrel crumbs.
And I'm as guilty as anyone else. And I'm a
fucking bad bitch who could get anyone that I want
within reason. Honestly, I do pretty good and I do
it too. Like it's like he's a prize. I'll say
(10:43):
he's a prize that my friends are like, you're you're
a prize. Were talking about you're pretty unique, Bethany, And
I'm like, but but we are programmed to like give,
like we want to give them a cookie for doing
the bare minimum. Men get away with doing the bare
minimum to get credit. And I have I've totally shifted
this thing on its ass. But I'm also we also
(11:05):
go with it. It's like fuck him, I'm not responding,
or like we all take these crumbs and think they
mean something. I had a guy that I was dating
that was looking at a house and when we got there,
he was like asking me everything about it as it
pertained to me, and I was like, wait, it feels
like you're looking at this house for us. And we
had slept together and we liked each other and we
were getting serious. We weren't engaged, we hadn't said I
love you, but we were getting serious and he was
(11:27):
like yeah. And to me it was like later when
it didn't work out, you wanted to be like wait,
but we looked at a house, like or wait, but
he said that you know, we were going to look
at houses together, or that we're going to name our
kids this or whatever. These are fantasies. Like doesn't mean
they won't one day come true. It doesn't mean they're
not ideas and concepts. But because a man, when he's
drinking and his dick is hard at two in the morning, says,
(11:51):
oh my god, that would be amazing. I'd loved I
want to live there too. Maybe we'll live there one day.
Or that would be great when I come to see
you at this time, or when I make you breakfast.
All of these things they're fun at night, okay. So
is taking your tits off at Marty Gras okay and
having beads on it, But doesn't mean it represents the truth.
So you being with someone at two o'clock in the
(12:12):
morning and them saying all the things to make your
hopes and dreams come true, that you're gonna tell at
nine in the morning tomorrow before it's seven o'clock at
night and the guy still hasn't texted you back, and
you're gonna be all fucking confused because he told you
that the world was square and you believed it. So
just know that these things can be They can say
these things, and they can mean them, but it doesn't
(12:33):
have to mean that it's all gonna happen and that
they owe you anything and that they're.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Gonna call you okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
So let's put that to the side about us making
them make the rules, et cetera. Let's layer that with
their as insecure as we are. So I've had so
many men that are more insecure in their fifties and
their forties by the way, because they've all been married,
they're divorced.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They don't know what the fuck to do. They're flailing octupi.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
So they are like, they don't know how to text,
they don't know how to walk. They're in diaper with
a pacifier. Okay, they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
So you think they're grown ass man. They run major businesses.
They're like, you know, walking upright, Like they know how
to text like normal people. They don't know how to
text like normal people. They have a Beta max. Okay,
they have the first computer ever invented. Their cell phone
is the size of a lunchbox. So they text you
(13:20):
it's some bizarre inopportunity time with one sentence. And then
you are doing what we do because all the game
player people told us to do this, and you're just
texting back one sentence back or two sentences.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Try this because I tried it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
How about when you text back something that's like added on,
Like you text like, how's your day going, and then
you send the pictures of Oh, then they come in
with four pictures of themselves and then they heart your
day going things, And now you're in a dialogue because
they're insecure too. They're scared you don't like them, so
they just sent you a sentence and you're trying to
think like the man makes the rules and he's the
(13:51):
one who runs the show, so you're texting back let
me shell him or you know he But but don't
be double texting like a desperado. And if you do
this thing presuming that manner as insecure as you are,
and it doesn't work, they still don't respond, or they
still keep acting in the way they felt a little
like they're fucking weird. Yeah, you don't double down. Try
(14:13):
woods put it out there. Just put the little thing
you're not, like, Hi, what are you wearing? Here's a
picture of me with my pants off, just a cute,
little feminine, flirty thing to say, Hi, I'm here and
I'm doing a little extra, Like someone sent me a
picture and I was like, wholl I'm here for that,
you know, like a little something. If they don't bite,
they don't bite, they're not a shock. Get them out
of there. But if they bite, they take a little nibble,
(14:36):
it's okay. Then they know it's safe. It's safe. Just
know they're as insecure as you are, and it doesn't
mean because they said things to you because you had
a great time, it doesn't mean they like you, they
are in love you, they're gonna marry you. It means
you had a nice evening and it was something to
do in the moment. Just like you could bang a
young bartender doesn't mean you're marrying a young bartender.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
But it was fun last night.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Just because you told me as org justize and you
want a kid to have green eyes doesn't mean you're
getting married and having babies.
So I thought it was Katar and my friend just
told me that she was corrected and that it's catter
like if you're from there, or it's cutter cutter, I
don't know, And like then it brings me to like
Abitha and Barcelona, like I don't think I need to
go there or say it because of these like Marigotti,
which is Manicotti, which neither is good, Like I'd rather
(00:34):
Why is moist a bad word? When Barthelona and Marigotti
or Manicotti, Like, there's no way that moist is the
worst word. I feel like we're giving it the worst
rap when like words are really irritating and a turnoff,
and the pretentiousness I speak French je abite a momat
I turn myself off because it's like sounds pretentious and
(00:55):
it's weird, and I just don't want to say a
lot of these words, so I avoid them. But like
who the f and like it used to be when
we were growing up, it was Ralph Laurent. It's Ralph Lauren. Porsche,
It's Porsche, Porsche. Wait, Porsche, Porsche. It's Porsche. I forgot,
wait what is it? It's it's a Porsche or it's
a Porsche. I forgot. I literally forgot Capri. My best
(01:17):
friend she's literally speaks French and Spanish and she's like,
I say Capria. I'm like, wait, what you're like culture?
What do you mean you say Capri? It's Capri? But
maybe I'm an asshole. I don't know what the words are.
Like now, I'm so confused. I know it's Ralph Lauren,
but who gives a shit? It's so pretentious Protec it's
Patech is it? People say Paddock, but it's Patec Phelipe.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I'm confused, and I don't like any of it, and
I don't want to do it. Other random rant Chris
Jenner got a blinged out Martini set for her car,
which is hilarious because you're not drinking in the car,
but she's not driving. She's probably being driven and I
love it. She doesn't give a shit. I just want
to say that overall, the Kardashians have landed. They are
(02:03):
finally where they need to be. It is so obvious
that they are not clamoring and thirsty and desperate and
needing to flex and show off. And I really believe
that I was part of that, like they'll show something expensive,
but it's giving rich bitch versus like giving bragging. And
(02:23):
I did a whole rant on this very podcast saying
like they need an intervention, and I know that it
got to them because I know many things that have
gotten to them, just like I know that my Megan
Markle posts obviously got to her, because I know that.
I'll tell you one day about Ellen DeGeneres reaching out
to me about the Megan Markele posts because she had
reached out to them, or they spoke about it, like
people see the posts. So I know that years ago
(02:45):
I said that the Kardashians need a quens and we
need an intervention. I'm going to tell you that it happened.
Like each and every one of them are secure in
their own spot in society, comfortable in their own success.
And I think that Chris Jenner, posting about her blinged
out Martini set, which has cigarettes and a lighter in
(03:08):
a cigarette case and a blinged out lighter, says she's
not pandering if she has a cigarette. Once in a while,
she has a cigarette, she'd apologize. If she's not pandering,
she probably doesn't love it. She knows it's quote unquote
bad so is using hairspray and red dye and candy.
And I'm not promoting smoking, but I'm saying that this
woman is at a place where she's saying, Hi, I
(03:30):
don't get two shits what you think.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
This is where I am. This is what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't need to prove anything to you. I am wealthy,
I am successful, I am smart, I am beautiful, asked
and answered. So I'm no longer bragging, flexing, I'm no
longer needing anyone's approval.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And I made it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And every single Kardashian or Jenner is there now like
they're just there, like we're here, we did it. We know,
we know who we are. Our feet are glued to
the goddamn ground. Kim is in a new Hulu show
and she's like, Hi, I'm a boss, bitch. Act will
Is she actually a lawyer? I don't know she went
to law school. I think she took the bar. But
she's a lawyer. And she also plays one on TV
(04:07):
in a Ryan Murphy show. The Outfits landed, the language landed,
the role has landed. I think she did American horror story.
She wants to be an actress. She gets to be
an actress. She gets to do whatever she wants because
she who makes the gold, makes the rules. And she's
definitely proven herself in many spaces. And one dumb dumb
in the comments was like, yes, stay in your own lane.
I'm like, shut the fuck up. She's in every lane. Okay,
(04:27):
she gets to be in any lane she wants because
she paved the highway so people can get mad at her.
And I have in the past shared my criticism and
my comments because as everyone knows, I don't give a shit.
But I tried the Lemmy gummies. I tried the cloud popcorn.
I tried the Courtney Grumble cookie. I'm entering my Kardashian era.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
How's that. I tried the skim socks. They're wonderful.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm entering my Kardashian era because there's something about where
they have landed in what they are doing that is
hit different. And all of you know that what I'm
saying makes sense, Like there's a lack of desperation, a
lack of bragging. They're not bragging like they are rich.
They are wealthy. They no longer need to like flex
(05:15):
it and brag it and rub your noses in it.
It is what it is. Watch, don't watch. They don't
really give a shit because they've made it. They've got
their money, they've got their planes, they've got their Cashmere
lined planes, they've got their brands which are doing well.
And I actually not actually I liked the popcorn. I'd
mentioned what the calories were and that and how it
(05:38):
compares to other snacks because it's not low calorie. But
I enjoyed the cheese flavor popcorn. I also understood that
they all have proteins, so the regular salt ones gonna
be a little chalky because you got to get the
protein in. I believe on that night that the lemmy
I did sleep well because of it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I can't know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did not take the vagina gummies. I don't actually know,
but on that particular night, I thought like, Okay, these
may just work. Not an expert, not positive, but these
may just work. And so yeah, I'm entering my Kardashian era.
You're welcome, Matt Gala. I think I have a better
(06:32):
relationship with it. I don't watch every inch of it,
by any stretching, I don't watch any of it I watch.
I mean, I know it's not a show, but I
watched TikTok clips come through of what people wore, and
I admire the theatrics of it, and like the effort
and the performance art of it. I admire the performance
(06:54):
art of it, and when people go there and half
bake it, I also think they kind of deserve to
be roasted. You wear like a little black dress, like
it's like what we what do we fucking? What are
we doing? Like where Levi's in a tech top, then
like what what are we doing? And I also think
the scale is really important because some things I could
imagine an outfit that like you put on and you
(07:17):
think it's landing, but then you get there and the
scale is so much bigger, and people are doing such gigantic,
dramatic things. And then also those can look clown like
in gimmicking, like Kim Rodashian's outfit is an example. She
looked sexy and hot, but when it first came out,
I thought she looked like some version of like Paula
Abdul or Janet Jackson. And I felt the same way
(07:37):
about Jlo's look last year with that swed outfit in
the hat, but like as it like melts into me.
I start to like it because I'm looking at like
the up close like crop leather, and like the dip
in the back, and.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't know, like I feel like some of them
I don't like.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
But then I it's like a song that you first
heard and you didn't like, but and like you hear
it a couple of times and you like it. I
just used to think that I wouldn't want to go,
you know, like but not like not as a hater.
Maybe I don't know, like I would want to go.
I've said this before, just for the creativity, Like I like,
(08:16):
what's the theme? How do we thread it to the theme?
And like what could I wear to really illustrate it
and like have fun performing it? Like I would enjoy that.
I would not need to go to the event. I
don't love or care about celebrities. I appreciate the art form.
And I also understand why Anna Wintour excommunicated Donald Trump,
(08:37):
whether you voted for him or not, whether you're a
Trump fan or not, because I do still think that
she preserves the art form of what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
But I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Last year, all the influencers they got taken off this
year because I think that that was basically not preserving it.
I think she felt like you would ruin it in
some way, and I think she's right. But I can't
articulate why, because it can't be about the blatant marketing
and it because that's who he is. It's about the
art form. It's about the commercialization of the art form.
I don't know, but there are a lot of brands
(09:07):
there that pay and that advertising Vogue and I don't know.
It's all very interesting. It's an interesting thing, like the
business and the creativity and the art form of the macala.
I'm more interested. I'm not interested into it, but I'm
more intrigued by it. I want you to know a
couple of things about dating. Men are as insecure as women.
(09:32):
You need to say this to yourself ten times. You
need to believe it. Okay, men are as insecure as women.
But because we've lived in a society where it's a
man's world, men got paid more, Men were able to
just like you know, talk about your breasts at work.
Men can grab you on the ass. Men run the show.
He who makes the gold makes the rules. Men work,
(09:52):
women stay home. I mean all of these things. You
cannot unbraid a century worth of dynamics in a decade.
So women are making money, women are strong, women are equal,
women are all these things. We no matter how rich, attractive,
or successful we are, we don't think we're equal because
(10:15):
the men run the program. And I will prove it
because when you listen to young women on social media.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He left me a.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Flower or like the littlest crumb we He just texted me,
Oh my god, send to your five girlfriends so they
can all squeal like the basic bottom of the barrel crumbs.
And I'm as guilty as anyone else. And I'm a
fucking bad bitch who could get anyone that I want
within reason. Honestly, I do pretty good and I do
it too. Like it's like he's a prize. I'll say
(10:43):
he's a prize that my friends are like, you're you're
a prize. Were talking about you're pretty unique, Bethany, And
I'm like, but but we are programmed to like give,
like we want to give them a cookie for doing
the bare minimum. Men get away with doing the bare
minimum to get credit. And I have I've totally shifted
this thing on its ass. But I'm also we also
(11:05):
go with it. It's like fuck him, I'm not responding,
or like we all take these crumbs and think they
mean something. I had a guy that I was dating
that was looking at a house and when we got there,
he was like asking me everything about it as it
pertained to me, and I was like, wait, it feels
like you're looking at this house for us. And we
had slept together and we liked each other and we
were getting serious. We weren't engaged, we hadn't said I
love you, but we were getting serious and he was
(11:27):
like yeah. And to me it was like later when
it didn't work out, you wanted to be like wait,
but we looked at a house, like or wait, but
he said that you know, we were going to look
at houses together, or that we're going to name our
kids this or whatever. These are fantasies. Like doesn't mean
they won't one day come true. It doesn't mean they're
not ideas and concepts. But because a man, when he's
drinking and his dick is hard at two in the morning, says,
(11:51):
oh my god, that would be amazing. I'd loved I
want to live there too. Maybe we'll live there one day.
Or that would be great when I come to see
you at this time, or when I make you breakfast.
All of these things they're fun at night, okay. So
is taking your tits off at Marty Gras okay and
having beads on it, But doesn't mean it represents the truth.
So you being with someone at two o'clock in the
(12:12):
morning and them saying all the things to make your
hopes and dreams come true, that you're gonna tell at
nine in the morning tomorrow before it's seven o'clock at
night and the guy still hasn't texted you back, and
you're gonna be all fucking confused because he told you
that the world was square and you believed it. So
just know that these things can be They can say
these things, and they can mean them, but it doesn't
(12:33):
have to mean that it's all gonna happen and that
they owe you anything and that they're.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Gonna call you okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
So let's put that to the side about us making
them make the rules, et cetera. Let's layer that with
their as insecure as we are. So I've had so
many men that are more insecure in their fifties and
their forties by the way, because they've all been married,
they're divorced.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
They don't know what the fuck to do. They're flailing octupi.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
So they are like, they don't know how to text,
they don't know how to walk. They're in diaper with
a pacifier. Okay, they don't know what the fuck they're doing.
So you think they're grown ass man. They run major businesses.
They're like, you know, walking upright, Like they know how
to text like normal people. They don't know how to
text like normal people. They have a Beta max. Okay,
they have the first computer ever invented. Their cell phone
is the size of a lunchbox. So they text you
(13:20):
it's some bizarre inopportunity time with one sentence. And then
you are doing what we do because all the game
player people told us to do this, and you're just
texting back one sentence back or two sentences.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Try this because I tried it.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
How about when you text back something that's like added on,
Like you text like, how's your day going, and then
you send the pictures of Oh, then they come in
with four pictures of themselves and then they heart your
day going things, And now you're in a dialogue because
they're insecure too. They're scared you don't like them, so
they just sent you a sentence and you're trying to
think like the man makes the rules and he's the
(13:51):
one who runs the show, so you're texting back let
me shell him or you know he But but don't
be double texting like a desperado. And if you do
this thing presuming that manner as insecure as you are,
and it doesn't work, they still don't respond, or they
still keep acting in the way they felt a little
like they're fucking weird. Yeah, you don't double down. Try
(14:13):
woods put it out there. Just put the little thing
you're not, like, Hi, what are you wearing? Here's a
picture of me with my pants off, just a cute,
little feminine, flirty thing to say, Hi, I'm here and
I'm doing a little extra, Like someone sent me a
picture and I was like, wholl I'm here for that,
you know, like a little something. If they don't bite,
they don't bite, they're not a shock. Get them out
of there. But if they bite, they take a little nibble,
(14:36):
it's okay. Then they know it's safe. It's safe. Just
know they're as insecure as you are, and it doesn't
mean because they said things to you because you had
a great time, it doesn't mean they like you, they
are in love you, they're gonna marry you. It means
you had a nice evening and it was something to
do in the moment. Just like you could bang a
young bartender doesn't mean you're marrying a young bartender.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
But it was fun last night.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Just because you told me as org justize and you
want a kid to have green eyes doesn't mean you're
getting married and having babies.
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