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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Why everybody was on Lauren Sanchez's ask about what she
wore to the inauguration, I'll never know. And then like
they're showing pictures of Mark Zuckerberg looking at her boobs.
I don't know. He could have been looking that way,
and she has boobs. You're allowed to look at someone's boobs.
He didn't have sex with her, like whatever. It's like
if you're looking the wrong way. I've sometimes caught eyes
with someone by accident and like seeing them catch me
catching their eye and I wasn't even looking at them,
(00:32):
but in that moment, my eyeballs caught there as if
it was on camera. Be like, oh, Bethany steals a
glance with George Clooney while Amal stands by, like I
just don't know if Mark was looking at her tits
and she has boobs, and that's okay, But everybody's acting
like she went in for the pope to be anointed,
(00:53):
like she was at an inauguration. Okay, Trump has seen
some boobs. Yes, there's a guess an appropriate attire for inauguration.
I don't know what it is. You can't win for losing.
You're supposed to be yourself, be honest, not try to
be somebody else. But then when you do something that
everybody decides is not appropriate because they are assigning their
own value to it, then they kill you. And she
hasn't been this type of famous, which no one's ever
(01:16):
been this type of famous for that long. She's a
public personality married to one of the most powerful men
on the planet Earth who's a a gazillionaire billionaire, like
not a normal billionaire. Like there are normal people, there
are the normal rich people, then there are a normal
rich famous people. Then they're fucking gazillionaire billionaires. And that's
what he is. And I've known her for years. I
(01:39):
knew her since she was she met and wasn't even
married to her second husband, Patrick Whitzel, when he was
like a lower agent and he ended up taking over
Hollywood with Ari Emmanuel starting endeavor representing Ben Affleck and
Matt Damon. I mean we were neighbors in Malibu, like
I know her ex and I remember and he was
hot and he had game game. He and this guy
(02:01):
Scott Stuber who married Molly Sims. They were running game
in LA and like they were too hot to trot.
Scott Stuber also very successful now. And I remember in
Sundance meeting Lauren with Patrick, and she was so nice
and she was pretty, and she had that like sort
of exotic Latin look, and she was I think on
like extra or something some like local news in la
(02:23):
But she was hot and she was nice, and I
didn't know she was married before to a football player
and NFL football player into Patrick Whitezell was impressive to me,
fucking landing Jeff Bezos. And by the way, I saw
her and Patrick at the Beverly Hoose Hotel in a
booth when she was taking her helicopter lessons, which is
(02:45):
quote unquote how she connected with Jeff Bezos. But I
also was at Mark Burnett's party when Jeff Bezos, Patrick
white Soel, and Lauren Sanchez were there because she was
there with Patrick. They were all friends the couples. So anyway,
I've known her for not well, but whenever I run
into her, she's cool and she's always been the same,
so we can't get mad at her. She always had
(03:05):
the boobs out, she had the boobs out. She got
a hot body, so she had the boobs out at
the inauguration. If she started wearing like some pussy bow turtleneck,
ruffled fucking down nabby bridgeton outfit. We be saying to her, Oh,
now she thinks she's hoity toity, you know, like Megan
Marco used to dress a little more like you know,
she used to dress more like Zara and like like
(03:28):
not cheesy. But and then all of a sudden she
became like muted tones, royal family girl, which she's allowed,
but there was a change. Lauren Sanchez has stayed true
to who she is. And I like that she's with
Jeff wearing jeans and a cowboy hat and you know,
her Arima's bag, her tank top and her boobs tits
up and he's like jacked now, and like they get
(03:48):
to do whatever the fuck they want. I've only talked
about them forty six times on this podcast because she's
the Megan Marco with no rules. As I've said, she
doesn't have to follow by anybody's rules because she who
makes the gold, makes the rules. And if she wants
to show up in her underwear at the inauguration, I
think he'd have her. I think they'd have her. I
don't think they're they're gonna kick her out. I do
not think that Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos have to
(04:10):
abide by any dress code anywhere, including mar A Lago.
I think Jeff Bezos could wear fucking Superman under rus
from the seventies and walk in in a in a
in a speedo with an American flag on it into
mar A Lago. I really do. And I think Lauren
Sanchez could have tassels on her titties and like a
(04:33):
piece of American cheese on her on her on her wazoo.
I don't think so. People are like, no, it's an approval, Okay,
shut the fuck up, nobody cares. Nobody's listening because they
got to do what they wanted to do and they'll
do it again. So I don't think she's wearing a
turtleneck next inauguration, but we shall see. Maybe it'll be
my inauguration, maybe I'll be running for president. And literally
(04:54):
right now I'm in this I did yoga and my
pajama pants and a bra. I'm on my life. I'm
wearing pajama pants and a bra right now in my
podcast studio in the basement, like I wish you could
see me. I'm sweating because I had this thing over
it but I'm wearing pajama pants and rabbits on it
and tits out, and Lauren Sanchiz would be very proud.
(05:31):
So I was out with someone the other night, and
I've realized that as a successful, wealthy public person, and
you could be just a successful business woman and run
into people being either intimidated or feeling threatened by you,
or all the things that people say. And sometimes it
(05:52):
sounds like we're delusional and no one's threatened or no
one's jealous or whatever. But trust me, it does happen.
It happens a lot like what I do and the
opportunities I have and who's on my call list ends
up intimidating people to the point where they'll admit it
or they'll come out later, or you could see they're insecure,
or it makes them think about their lives or their
mid life crisis or their jobs. It happens. And I
(06:13):
was out the other night with someone who is very
successful but not in my industry or even my industry adjacent, Like,
we don't touch the same things, the same deals. There
could be some crossover, but it's really not. It's like
it's like six degrees of separation. It's like third cousins,
that would be they'd be crossover in anything business. And
(06:35):
you know what, that's a winning formula. Someone who's very successful,
equally successful in ways, credible and very good at what
they do and like they know a lot that you
don't know, but it doesn't have any specific crossover who
you're talking to on the day to day who's like
a ball or is not someone that they might be
talking to. And so that's one thing I just wanted
(06:57):
to say, just something to think about, food for thought.
I also that it was interesting that when I had
breck on the Life Coach, he said that if you're
with someone you want to be evolving. To me, that
means a couple of things. You want to be with
someone that provokes growth in that something is brought up
in that relationship where you have to work on yourself
(07:18):
to make it work, and you work like you're seeing
something in that relationship that you have to work on
that's not too glaring. Sometimes someone could just their existence
could make you feel bad about yourself and if you
can't overcome that, that's not good for you. But also
if someone's like more educated in different ways, like this
person reads more than I do a lot and kept saying,
did you read this book? Did you read that book?
I'm like, no, the Warm buffetbook I'm reading right now.
(07:41):
Next year I'll finish it. So like, no, I don't
know why. I know a lot about a lot. I
have a good like I'm a good critical thinker, very analytical,
and i have good reasoning skills. But I'm not well
read in everything. I don't know everything about politics. Many
people that I meet are more knowledgeable, and I often
am attracted to because there are people that i'll date
(08:01):
that like will send me articles and it feels like
I'm getting articles for my dad, you know, like sending
me things I should know, and I always read them.
I love those types of like mentor relationships or someone
that just like is into things you're not. Longevity, spirituality,
different level of meditation, a different level of medicine or
exercise or whatever. So I'm liking that. But this person
(08:22):
that I was at with brought up something and they
were like, well, they said something like this is going
really great, and they're like, oh, I shouldn't say that.
Almost like that they thought they were jinxing it, which
is called like a kanahara, and like I think that's
how you pronounce it in Yiddish, meaning don't say you'll
jinx it. And I don't believe in that. I believe
in perpetuating positivity. I believe in that table is hot,
(08:45):
it could keep going. Do not start thinking the table's
not going to be hot. Same thing with the set
of waves. Catch every single wave. You might just not
get tumbled that day, and you might get tumble, but
it might if you rode all those good waves, the
tumble's not gonna matter that much. So like why I
do believe there are wolves at the end of the
bed and I know a tumble is coming. I don't
operate in that space. I don't operate thinking I'm not
(09:07):
gonna ride all those waves because I know a tumble
is coming. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking push this to
the edge. So I do believe in like the perpetuation
of positivity, Like just keep pushing the positivity forward and
work in relationship and friendships and parenting. Bam, are you
(09:28):
wearing a nightguard? Are you wearing a nightguard? Have you
ever been told you need a nightguard? Are you young?
And when I mean young, I mean like I'm younger
than your thirties even forties, and you've been told to
wear when you're blowing it off, it feels weird. You
think you're wearing like a frickin' neck brace and you
just don't want to do it and you're punting it.
That was me easily ten for ten fifteen years. I grind.
(09:49):
A lot of people grind and you won't realize it
for a while. Your dentist will realize it because they'll
see erosion, not erosion or wearing in the back teeth,
which can be very problematic later. A nightguard really stops
from that. You can have lockjaw, You can have sensitivity
and nerve issues where everything feels like if you eat,
it's a cringe because of the grinding, and you just
(10:13):
need to get a hold of it, and you need
to get a nightguard that works for you. There are
ones that are like a visa line. There are ones
that are bigger and gummy. No guy that I've ever
been with that is elite and amazing and hot and
rich and perfect has ever given a shit about my nightguard.
It's part of who I am. Some men snore, They
need fucking snoring tapes. Some men put a mask, and
we're all in this together at a certain age. Okay.
(10:34):
And actually a major, major influencer was asking about it,
and I gave her a lot of advice. I'm like,
fucking go right now and get it. Get your nightguard
if you can afford it. Tell them to make several
so you have one in your travel bag. If you
have a different home, they it becomes like a shoo
It becomes like a pacifier for a baby. So just
understand that you have to lock the door before you
(10:55):
get robbed. If you've been told you grind, if you've
been told you haven't need a nightguard, get it. You
can even ask about it. And also, if you have
jaw issues and you do grind, your jaw muscles can
really expand and it becomes like bicep muscles that you're
working out like you're grinding every night, makes that stronger.
(11:15):
And sometimes people have a pronounced jaw. I used to
have a jaw that looked different than it does now.
People think I actually removed part of my jaw like
it's or crazy, you know, And you can do botox
to relax that muscle. Just don't do it too much
because you kind of then your jaw dissolves, meaning it's
over a very long period of time, like over a year.
(11:36):
It's very gradual, maybe it's like twice a year. Some
dentists would say, you don't want to do it too
much because then your body's not really feeling the effects
of if you're grinding, Like your muscles don't really know
if you're grinding because you're not feeling that muscle increase.
I believe in the botox aspect because I believe you
have to reduce it. I believe in the massaging of
(11:57):
the jaw on your own. There's a way to do
it inside your mouth, and also if you're getting a massage,
have the massage it. And also it affects the rest
of your body. Like I have, I grind more on
my right side than the left. I can feel it
in the teeth sensitivity, I can feel it on a jaw,
and massage therapists say to me they can feel it
in that side of my neck. So all of you know,
(12:18):
our body is connected to each other. And there are
a thousand things to handle right in your life. From
a superficial standpoint, waxing and electrolysis and laser and facials
and whatever the fuck. And then there's also like an
acupuncture and lymphatic and whatever. And then there's also like
(12:38):
do you need a podiatrist? Does your arch off? What
about your back? What about your jaw? Like your teeth,
you know, all of it, all of all of the things.
So you've got to do jaw thing. You just have
to check the box. And that's the end to the host,
(13:06):
to the aster, the coster
Why everybody was on Lauren Sanchez's ask about what she
wore to the inauguration, I'll never know. And then like
they're showing pictures of Mark Zuckerberg looking at her boobs.
I don't know. He could have been looking that way,
and she has boobs. You're allowed to look at someone's boobs.
He didn't have sex with her, like whatever. It's like
if you're looking the wrong way. I've sometimes caught eyes
with someone by accident and like seeing them catch me
catching their eye and I wasn't even looking at them,
(00:32):
but in that moment, my eyeballs caught there as if
it was on camera. Be like, oh, Bethany steals a
glance with George Clooney while Amal stands by, like I
just don't know if Mark was looking at her tits
and she has boobs, and that's okay, But everybody's acting
like she went in for the pope to be anointed,
(00:53):
like she was at an inauguration. Okay, Trump has seen
some boobs. Yes, there's a guess an appropriate attire for inauguration.
I don't know what it is. You can't win for losing.
You're supposed to be yourself, be honest, not try to
be somebody else. But then when you do something that
everybody decides is not appropriate because they are assigning their
own value to it, then they kill you. And she
hasn't been this type of famous, which no one's ever
(01:16):
been this type of famous for that long. She's a
public personality married to one of the most powerful men
on the planet Earth who's a a gazillionaire billionaire, like
not a normal billionaire. Like there are normal people, there
are the normal rich people, then there are a normal
rich famous people. Then they're fucking gazillionaire billionaires. And that's
what he is. And I've known her for years. I
(01:39):
knew her since she was she met and wasn't even
married to her second husband, Patrick Whitzel, when he was
like a lower agent and he ended up taking over
Hollywood with Ari Emmanuel starting endeavor representing Ben Affleck and
Matt Damon. I mean we were neighbors in Malibu, like
I know her ex and I remember and he was
hot and he had game game. He and this guy
(02:01):
Scott Stuber who married Molly Sims. They were running game
in LA and like they were too hot to trot.
Scott Stuber also very successful now. And I remember in
Sundance meeting Lauren with Patrick, and she was so nice
and she was pretty, and she had that like sort
of exotic Latin look, and she was I think on
like extra or something some like local news in la
(02:23):
But she was hot and she was nice, and I
didn't know she was married before to a football player
and NFL football player into Patrick Whitezell was impressive to me,
fucking landing Jeff Bezos. And by the way, I saw
her and Patrick at the Beverly Hoose Hotel in a
booth when she was taking her helicopter lessons, which is
(02:45):
quote unquote how she connected with Jeff Bezos. But I
also was at Mark Burnett's party when Jeff Bezos, Patrick
white Soel, and Lauren Sanchez were there because she was
there with Patrick. They were all friends the couples. So anyway,
I've known her for not well, but whenever I run
into her, she's cool and she's always been the same,
so we can't get mad at her. She always had
(03:05):
the boobs out, she had the boobs out. She got
a hot body, so she had the boobs out at
the inauguration. If she started wearing like some pussy bow turtleneck,
ruffled fucking down nabby bridgeton outfit. We be saying to her, Oh,
now she thinks she's hoity toity, you know, like Megan
Marco used to dress a little more like you know,
she used to dress more like Zara and like like
(03:28):
not cheesy. But and then all of a sudden she
became like muted tones, royal family girl, which she's allowed,
but there was a change. Lauren Sanchez has stayed true
to who she is. And I like that she's with
Jeff wearing jeans and a cowboy hat and you know,
her Arima's bag, her tank top and her boobs tits
up and he's like jacked now, and like they get
(03:48):
to do whatever the fuck they want. I've only talked
about them forty six times on this podcast because she's
the Megan Marco with no rules. As I've said, she
doesn't have to follow by anybody's rules because she who
makes the gold, makes the rules. And if she wants
to show up in her underwear at the inauguration, I
think he'd have her. I think they'd have her. I
don't think they're they're gonna kick her out. I do
not think that Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos have to
(04:10):
abide by any dress code anywhere, including mar A Lago.
I think Jeff Bezos could wear fucking Superman under rus
from the seventies and walk in in a in a
in a speedo with an American flag on it into
mar A Lago. I really do. And I think Lauren
Sanchez could have tassels on her titties and like a
(04:33):
piece of American cheese on her on her on her wazoo.
I don't think so. People are like, no, it's an approval, Okay,
shut the fuck up, nobody cares. Nobody's listening because they
got to do what they wanted to do and they'll
do it again. So I don't think she's wearing a
turtleneck next inauguration, but we shall see. Maybe it'll be
my inauguration, maybe I'll be running for president. And literally
(04:54):
right now I'm in this I did yoga and my
pajama pants and a bra. I'm on my life. I'm
wearing pajama pants and a bra right now in my
podcast studio in the basement, like I wish you could
see me. I'm sweating because I had this thing over
it but I'm wearing pajama pants and rabbits on it
and tits out, and Lauren Sanchiz would be very proud.
(05:31):
So I was out with someone the other night, and
I've realized that as a successful, wealthy public person, and
you could be just a successful business woman and run
into people being either intimidated or feeling threatened by you,
or all the things that people say. And sometimes it
(05:52):
sounds like we're delusional and no one's threatened or no
one's jealous or whatever. But trust me, it does happen.
It happens a lot like what I do and the
opportunities I have and who's on my call list ends
up intimidating people to the point where they'll admit it
or they'll come out later, or you could see they're insecure,
or it makes them think about their lives or their
mid life crisis or their jobs. It happens. And I
(06:13):
was out the other night with someone who is very
successful but not in my industry or even my industry adjacent, Like,
we don't touch the same things, the same deals. There
could be some crossover, but it's really not. It's like
it's like six degrees of separation. It's like third cousins,
that would be they'd be crossover in anything business. And
(06:35):
you know what, that's a winning formula. Someone who's very successful,
equally successful in ways, credible and very good at what
they do and like they know a lot that you
don't know, but it doesn't have any specific crossover who
you're talking to on the day to day who's like
a ball or is not someone that they might be
talking to. And so that's one thing I just wanted
(06:57):
to say, just something to think about, food for thought.
I also that it was interesting that when I had
breck on the Life Coach, he said that if you're
with someone you want to be evolving. To me, that
means a couple of things. You want to be with
someone that provokes growth in that something is brought up
in that relationship where you have to work on yourself
(07:18):
to make it work, and you work like you're seeing
something in that relationship that you have to work on
that's not too glaring. Sometimes someone could just their existence
could make you feel bad about yourself and if you
can't overcome that, that's not good for you. But also
if someone's like more educated in different ways, like this
person reads more than I do a lot and kept saying,
did you read this book? Did you read that book?
I'm like, no, the Warm buffetbook I'm reading right now.
(07:41):
Next year I'll finish it. So like, no, I don't
know why. I know a lot about a lot. I
have a good like I'm a good critical thinker, very analytical,
and i have good reasoning skills. But I'm not well
read in everything. I don't know everything about politics. Many
people that I meet are more knowledgeable, and I often
am attracted to because there are people that i'll date
(08:01):
that like will send me articles and it feels like
I'm getting articles for my dad, you know, like sending
me things I should know, and I always read them.
I love those types of like mentor relationships or someone
that just like is into things you're not. Longevity, spirituality,
different level of meditation, a different level of medicine or
exercise or whatever. So I'm liking that. But this person
(08:22):
that I was at with brought up something and they
were like, well, they said something like this is going
really great, and they're like, oh, I shouldn't say that.
Almost like that they thought they were jinxing it, which
is called like a kanahara, and like I think that's
how you pronounce it in Yiddish, meaning don't say you'll
jinx it. And I don't believe in that. I believe
in perpetuating positivity. I believe in that table is hot,
(08:45):
it could keep going. Do not start thinking the table's
not going to be hot. Same thing with the set
of waves. Catch every single wave. You might just not
get tumbled that day, and you might get tumble, but
it might if you rode all those good waves, the
tumble's not gonna matter that much. So like why I
do believe there are wolves at the end of the
bed and I know a tumble is coming. I don't
operate in that space. I don't operate thinking I'm not
(09:07):
gonna ride all those waves because I know a tumble
is coming. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking push this to
the edge. So I do believe in like the perpetuation
of positivity, Like just keep pushing the positivity forward and
work in relationship and friendships and parenting. Bam, are you
(09:28):
wearing a nightguard? Are you wearing a nightguard? Have you
ever been told you need a nightguard? Are you young?
And when I mean young, I mean like I'm younger
than your thirties even forties, and you've been told to
wear when you're blowing it off, it feels weird. You
think you're wearing like a frickin' neck brace and you
just don't want to do it and you're punting it.
That was me easily ten for ten fifteen years. I grind.
(09:49):
A lot of people grind and you won't realize it
for a while. Your dentist will realize it because they'll
see erosion, not erosion or wearing in the back teeth,
which can be very problematic later. A nightguard really stops
from that. You can have lockjaw, You can have sensitivity
and nerve issues where everything feels like if you eat,
it's a cringe because of the grinding, and you just
(10:13):
need to get a hold of it, and you need
to get a nightguard that works for you. There are
ones that are like a visa line. There are ones
that are bigger and gummy. No guy that I've ever
been with that is elite and amazing and hot and
rich and perfect has ever given a shit about my nightguard.
It's part of who I am. Some men snore, They
need fucking snoring tapes. Some men put a mask, and
we're all in this together at a certain age. Okay.
(10:34):
And actually a major, major influencer was asking about it,
and I gave her a lot of advice. I'm like,
fucking go right now and get it. Get your nightguard
if you can afford it. Tell them to make several
so you have one in your travel bag. If you
have a different home, they it becomes like a shoo
It becomes like a pacifier for a baby. So just
understand that you have to lock the door before you
(10:55):
get robbed. If you've been told you grind, if you've
been told you haven't need a nightguard, get it. You
can even ask about it. And also, if you have
jaw issues and you do grind, your jaw muscles can
really expand and it becomes like bicep muscles that you're
working out like you're grinding every night, makes that stronger.
(11:15):
And sometimes people have a pronounced jaw. I used to
have a jaw that looked different than it does now.
People think I actually removed part of my jaw like
it's or crazy, you know, And you can do botox
to relax that muscle. Just don't do it too much
because you kind of then your jaw dissolves, meaning it's
over a very long period of time, like over a year.
(11:36):
It's very gradual, maybe it's like twice a year. Some
dentists would say, you don't want to do it too
much because then your body's not really feeling the effects
of if you're grinding, Like your muscles don't really know
if you're grinding because you're not feeling that muscle increase.
I believe in the botox aspect because I believe you
have to reduce it. I believe in the massaging of
(11:57):
the jaw on your own. There's a way to do
it inside your mouth, and also if you're getting a massage,
have the massage it. And also it affects the rest
of your body. Like I have, I grind more on
my right side than the left. I can feel it
in the teeth sensitivity, I can feel it on a jaw,
and massage therapists say to me they can feel it
in that side of my neck. So all of you know,
(12:18):
our body is connected to each other. And there are
a thousand things to handle right in your life. From
a superficial standpoint, waxing and electrolysis and laser and facials
and whatever the fuck. And then there's also like an
acupuncture and lymphatic and whatever. And then there's also like
(12:38):
do you need a podiatrist? Does your arch off? What
about your back? What about your jaw? Like your teeth,
you know, all of it, all of all of the things.
So you've got to do jaw thing. You just have
to check the box. And that's the end to the host,
(13:06):
to the aster, the coster
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!