February 14, 2024 • 7 mins
Bethenny tackles the Super Bowl! Get her post game take on Travis and his potential future plans with Taylor…as well as her deep insight into Mama Kelce’s behavior.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh my god, Travis Kelsey's mom is grabbing the ziplock bag. Okay,
the money's flowing all the way downwards. Like Travis Kelsey's
neighbor in the cul de Sac is gonna be grabbing
a ziplock bag. So Donna Kelcey, Travis's mom, walks into
the stadium with a tote bag with a ziplock box
(00:32):
coming out of it. She's got fucking plastic in her purse,
She's got you know, cling, She's got plastic in her purse,
not her credit card, but ziplock plastic. She's got a
box of clothes ziplock bags, and she's got pizza in
another bag that she's holding. Because I know the photographer
(00:53):
that took the picture. I'll bet you dollars to donuts.
I know the photographer because he's that photographer. He pays
celebrities to show up at supermarket holding you know, silk,
chocolate milk or you know eitos yogurt or good dive
of chocolate, and like the magazines will buy it because
we want the pictures of the celebrity. So we've got
Travis Kelcey holding a zip block bag of cold fucking pizza.
(01:17):
Travis Kelcey is about to win the Super Bowl in
a custom because you know, he didn't buy that secret
suit off the rack. In a custom outfit had to
cost five g's minimum could be ten g's for that
outfit just because of his size. Also, whatever that outfit
is is normally five thousand, it's ten thousand for him
because he's a car that you have to pay extra
for to wash. He's an oversized vehicle. So now Travis
(01:43):
Kelsey's walking in in a luxury bag, leather, gorgeous bag.
I don't know what brand it was, but you know
it was ten K and his outfit's ten K. But
his mom is bringing him cold pizza to the stadium
in the ziploc bags. And I feel offended because I
live and die by ziploc bag. I was publicly on
national television on the Housewives with my bathing suits, my
(02:05):
bikinis organized and kept together in ziploc bags. I don't
see a fucking contract. I don't see anyone wanted to
take my picture of my purse with ziplock bags coming out,
and I use ziplock bags on the regular. I have
been public about a pouch lifestyle. I separate everything by pouches.
(02:26):
Want to protect your iPad, stick it in a pouch.
Want you want to not fuck up the inside of
your purse. Stick all that makeup in a pouch. You
want to protect your sunglasses, but you don't want to
have a big enough You know you don't have a
purse big enough to put the big sunglass cage. Put
in a pouch, in a sunglass case, put it in
a pouch. But Donna Kelcey is cashing in in the
(02:49):
smash and grab job. She's got cold pizza for the
most famous football player in the country right now, and
he's gonna eat cold pizza. Fucking spark steak. We'll send
a woggy you deep tissue truffle oil massage steak right
to the stadium. Are you kidding me? There's every steakhouse,
(03:11):
Every famous steakhouse in the world is in Vegas. Salt Bay.
He'll fucking do an exfoliating salt scrub on a cow,
then kill it, then then cut it up for its
meat and bring it to Travis Cow. Actually, Salt Bay
will salt exfoliate and do a salt scrub on a cow.
(03:34):
Walk that cow on a leash into the stadium show
the cow to Travis at halftime, ask him what part
of the cow he wants? Does he want it? Deep massage?
Does he want it? Hot stone massage? Does he want it?
Uh to be? What a shiatsu massage? What kind of
massage do you want on your cow? Okay, great, we're
(03:55):
gonna take it. We're gonna kill it in the wild.
Then we're gonna cut it up, and then we're gonna
and Salt Bay chef is gonna cook it. I don't
think you're gonna be eating fucking pizza out of ziplock bag,
Travis Kelcey. But no Donna kelce cashing in and grabbing
the ziplock bag. Get it while it's cold, Ladies and gentlemen,
(04:20):
Viva Las Vegas. Like now what we expect Travis Kelcey
to be poised and delicate? All I want to know
is what Travis and Taylor are wearing to the megala.
And you know what, she's best friends with Blake Lively.
She's got the sickest fashion mentor ever. I think about
(04:42):
that because people do criticize Taylor for her style. Maybe
Blake is gatekeeping her fashion. I don't know, but Blake
is my favorite, and her fashion is my favorite, and
her mecchal looks up chef's kiss. So she could be
the fact she and Ryan Goslin can be the fashion
mentors to Travis and Taylor. You heard it here. I'm going.
(05:04):
I'm going to the Mech Gala. Get ready with me
to go to the mech Gala. Okay, couples hitting their
prime in their fifties. I'm watching Ben Affleck. She's having
fun with him. She was in one of the commercials
with him. J Lo. He's having fun, like he's making
(05:26):
fun of the fact that he was sitting at the
table at the award show with her and seems miserable.
Like they're leaning into the humor. They're having an emotional
and a humor glow up. Ben Affleck and j Lo
in their fifties are in their humorous prime as a couple.
Like they're elevating each other. They're having a humor personality
(05:47):
glow up together. It's the same thing that's happening with
the Beckhams. Like David and Victoria Beckham are not taking
themselves too seriously. They're in their fifties, they're having an
emotional or high forties. I don't know. They're emotional glow
up together. It's like an entertainment humor glow up, not
taking themselves too seriously. You know, Jayla has always been
(06:08):
like a diva and perfect, and Victoria Beckham is like
not smiling and perfect, and she and Dave Beckham seemed perfection.
And it's just like, I'm loving these couples together, like
all boats rising with the tide. They're more flawed. They're
letting you into something not their real personal lives, but
they're letting you into something humorous. They're letting you be
(06:29):
part of the joke. They're talking about something you made
fun of them for. They're leaning into something you would
make fun of them for. If Victoria Beckham was just
sitting there saying I grew up poor and then you
thought about the fact that her father had a Rolls
Royce or somebody came out that went to high school
with her and on TikTok decided to do a video
about that, she'd be canceled. Instead, they're laughing. Her husband's like,
(06:51):
what the fuck are you talking about? You grew up
with the Rolls Royce. They're joking about it. Ben probably
was miserable at the awards dinner. But it's their own
fucking relationship. But it's their own business. So instead, what's
happening is they're leaning into it and Ben's making fun
of it in the name of Duncan Donuts. In the
name of donuts, Ben is taking a piss out of himself.
He's from Boston, he doesn't really give a good fuck.
(07:12):
He's having fun. They're both having fun. I'm obsessed what
other couples are having emotional, humorous glow ups. As an
older couple,
Oh my god, Travis Kelsey's mom is grabbing the ziplock bag. Okay,
the money's flowing all the way downwards. Like Travis Kelsey's
neighbor in the cul de Sac is gonna be grabbing
a ziplock bag. So Donna Kelcey, Travis's mom, walks into
the stadium with a tote bag with a ziplock box
(00:32):
coming out of it. She's got fucking plastic in her purse,
She's got you know, cling, She's got plastic in her purse,
not her credit card, but ziplock plastic. She's got a
box of clothes ziplock bags, and she's got pizza in
another bag that she's holding. Because I know the photographer
(00:53):
that took the picture. I'll bet you dollars to donuts.
I know the photographer because he's that photographer. He pays
celebrities to show up at supermarket holding you know, silk,
chocolate milk or you know eitos yogurt or good dive
of chocolate, and like the magazines will buy it because
we want the pictures of the celebrity. So we've got
Travis Kelcey holding a zip block bag of cold fucking pizza.
(01:17):
Travis Kelcey is about to win the Super Bowl in
a custom because you know, he didn't buy that secret
suit off the rack. In a custom outfit had to
cost five g's minimum could be ten g's for that
outfit just because of his size. Also, whatever that outfit
is is normally five thousand, it's ten thousand for him
because he's a car that you have to pay extra
for to wash. He's an oversized vehicle. So now Travis
(01:43):
Kelsey's walking in in a luxury bag, leather, gorgeous bag.
I don't know what brand it was, but you know
it was ten K and his outfit's ten K. But
his mom is bringing him cold pizza to the stadium
in the ziploc bags. And I feel offended because I
live and die by ziploc bag. I was publicly on
national television on the Housewives with my bathing suits, my
(02:05):
bikinis organized and kept together in ziploc bags. I don't
see a fucking contract. I don't see anyone wanted to
take my picture of my purse with ziplock bags coming out,
and I use ziplock bags on the regular. I have
been public about a pouch lifestyle. I separate everything by pouches.
(02:26):
Want to protect your iPad, stick it in a pouch.
Want you want to not fuck up the inside of
your purse. Stick all that makeup in a pouch. You
want to protect your sunglasses, but you don't want to
have a big enough You know you don't have a
purse big enough to put the big sunglass cage. Put
in a pouch, in a sunglass case, put it in
a pouch. But Donna Kelcey is cashing in in the
(02:49):
smash and grab job. She's got cold pizza for the
most famous football player in the country right now, and
he's gonna eat cold pizza. Fucking spark steak. We'll send
a woggy you deep tissue truffle oil massage steak right
to the stadium. Are you kidding me? There's every steakhouse,
(03:11):
Every famous steakhouse in the world is in Vegas. Salt Bay.
He'll fucking do an exfoliating salt scrub on a cow,
then kill it, then then cut it up for its
meat and bring it to Travis Cow. Actually, Salt Bay
will salt exfoliate and do a salt scrub on a cow.
(03:34):
Walk that cow on a leash into the stadium show
the cow to Travis at halftime, ask him what part
of the cow he wants? Does he want it? Deep massage?
Does he want it? Hot stone massage? Does he want it?
Uh to be? What a shiatsu massage? What kind of
massage do you want on your cow? Okay, great, we're
(03:55):
gonna take it. We're gonna kill it in the wild.
Then we're gonna cut it up, and then we're gonna
and Salt Bay chef is gonna cook it. I don't
think you're gonna be eating fucking pizza out of ziplock bag,
Travis Kelcey. But no Donna kelce cashing in and grabbing
the ziplock bag. Get it while it's cold, Ladies and gentlemen,
(04:20):
Viva Las Vegas. Like now what we expect Travis Kelcey
to be poised and delicate? All I want to know
is what Travis and Taylor are wearing to the megala.
And you know what, she's best friends with Blake Lively.
She's got the sickest fashion mentor ever. I think about
(04:42):
that because people do criticize Taylor for her style. Maybe
Blake is gatekeeping her fashion. I don't know, but Blake
is my favorite, and her fashion is my favorite, and
her mecchal looks up chef's kiss. So she could be
the fact she and Ryan Goslin can be the fashion
mentors to Travis and Taylor. You heard it here. I'm going.
(05:04):
I'm going to the Mech Gala. Get ready with me
to go to the mech Gala. Okay, couples hitting their
prime in their fifties. I'm watching Ben Affleck. She's having
fun with him. She was in one of the commercials
with him. J Lo. He's having fun, like he's making
(05:26):
fun of the fact that he was sitting at the
table at the award show with her and seems miserable.
Like they're leaning into the humor. They're having an emotional
and a humor glow up. Ben Affleck and j Lo
in their fifties are in their humorous prime as a couple.
Like they're elevating each other. They're having a humor personality
(05:47):
glow up together. It's the same thing that's happening with
the Beckhams. Like David and Victoria Beckham are not taking
themselves too seriously. They're in their fifties, they're having an
emotional or high forties. I don't know. They're emotional glow
up together. It's like an entertainment humor glow up, not
taking themselves too seriously. You know, Jayla has always been
(06:08):
like a diva and perfect, and Victoria Beckham is like
not smiling and perfect, and she and Dave Beckham seemed perfection.
And it's just like, I'm loving these couples together, like
all boats rising with the tide. They're more flawed. They're
letting you into something not their real personal lives, but
they're letting you into something humorous. They're letting you be
(06:29):
part of the joke. They're talking about something you made
fun of them for. They're leaning into something you would
make fun of them for. If Victoria Beckham was just
sitting there saying I grew up poor and then you
thought about the fact that her father had a Rolls
Royce or somebody came out that went to high school
with her and on TikTok decided to do a video
about that, she'd be canceled. Instead, they're laughing. Her husband's like,
(06:51):
what the fuck are you talking about? You grew up
with the Rolls Royce. They're joking about it. Ben probably
was miserable at the awards dinner. But it's their own
fucking relationship. But it's their own business. So instead, what's
happening is they're leaning into it and Ben's making fun
of it in the name of Duncan Donuts. In the
name of donuts, Ben is taking a piss out of himself.
He's from Boston, he doesn't really give a good fuck.
(07:12):
He's having fun. They're both having fun. I'm obsessed what
other couples are having emotional, humorous glow ups. As an
older couple,
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