Welcome to the Thirtieth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: In depth to Michael's Watch What Happens Live appearance with Kebe in attendance, The Menendez Brothers, Starting Five on Netflix, Real Housewives of New York, Getting Closer To Diddy D-Day, Prison Freak Offs & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Michael named one ouseid he used to stand it. Now
you can't stand wow, oh.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Frankel So I looked at you and you sort of
had this moment of pause, and I didn't actually know
what you were thinking. Because the truth is, can I
say that you had commented on one of Bethany's posts.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I just didn't want you to say, we don't. I
didn't want you to answer.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I can't stand Bethany on social media. That that's that's
the reality. No one can know, but some people can't.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's so obnoxious and so self appreciating. It's so self flattering.
It's like I'm real, but it's totally contrived. It's just
nauseating to watch. I can't stand watching or eat.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I can't stand any of it.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Boom, hoktua, Oh no, yes, you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm just gonna let you do it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, I'm gonna let you do it.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
We need a tagline, Okay, cocta the hok to a
girl all over the place.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
When you look back on when it's twenty forty four,
when they look back, hock to a girl, they'll be
like where is she now? She's somehow somewhere living in
a farm on one hundred acres because she made kazillion dollars.
They're saying that when she does what she does, she
likes to hock to a spit on that thing.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But this ain't about the hok to a girl.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
This is about Rapaport's reality, rap a.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Ports Reality and that girl. Kibi Rappaport and me, Michael Rapaport.
Rapaport's Reality is back Booming.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
My name is Michael.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm Kibi Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
This is what we.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do, reports reality podcast where we discuss all things popular
culture and there's so much all things reality TV and
a lot of things regarding our centerpiece, marriage and iconic.
When they think of iconic relationships in the world, they
think of Goldie and Kurt Russell. Yeah, Obama and Michelle
(02:25):
Oh wow, okay, who also like sort of like famous,
like you know, like couples that have you know, people
have like a couple of goals they go.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Who there aren't many, but us I think, boom, hey
there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Anyway, we're back.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
We're back. We took a week off off apologize to
our illustrious fandom. There.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
There's so many people that we're asking, where's the episode?
Where's the episode? But we're back here there, I mean
we're And that's why I'm charged up. I'm charged up
because we took a week off. I'm charged up because
we are in a incredible period of reality TV show.
I'm also charged up because I am on a big
giant Trent day black iced coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, I drank all mine this morning too.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Because you've finished it already.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I'm tweaking, like I'm tweaking.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So I go slow with it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I just sucked mine down. I should have drank some
water when I woke up, but I didn't sleep because
I'm on your time. I'm like acting like I'm jet lag,
but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Where do we even start?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We start because so the fans want to know. They
want to know what happened with your appearance on Watch
What Happens Live? Because we weren't here last week to
tell about your appearance. Your thirty first appearance on Watch
What Happens Live with Emla from Da Simpsons, from the
Real Housewives of OC.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It was one of my I'd have to go back
and look, but it was definitely one of the best
appearances I've ever done, and we talked about on the
last episode, how we go for perfection. When I say
we again, just to bring you up to speed, we
prepare like it's an NFL Sunday game, totally like it's
(03:59):
not just me going I make it look like it's
all spontaneous between you guys and God's ears.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's not all spontaneous.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, I am super charged up. I am going for perfection.
I am going for every comment, I am going for
every thought, every take, whether it's spontaneous or premeditated. I'm
going for perfection. I take it that seriously. It means
that much to me and to us, and it's never
(04:29):
going to be totally perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But that was his closest that I must say.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That was one of your best. I mean and thirty
one times. It's hard to remember since day one. I
think maybe one time only I didn't go with you,
and I watched it and I was not quite happy
with it. I've been was okay, it was good, but
it wasn't way way at the top of the mountain.
This time, I was in awe. I was sitting in
(04:56):
the audience in awe.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
The good thing about Emily It also has to do
with who you're with.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
She's chill and I was ghacked up, And I'll go
off of the person i'm with.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
The woman i'm with their energy.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
So when it's like a dolorous or when it's like
even a Bethany Frankel like I know, or even a Nini,
when I've done with Nini, like, their energy is. So
I'm gonna kind of play in the back, you know,
like when I did it with La La. You kind
of kind of let them, let I defer to them
because it's.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's their moment, really, their moment really.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And I wanted to be their moment, and I'm excited
about them. So Emily was chill and I got to
go nuts. And the moment that everyone has been talking
about still it's been two weeks later, and there's been
plenty of Watch What Happened Lives since I did it
is when Andy I don't know how he phrased the
(05:51):
question about what housewife did I used to love and
that I don't love.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Do you remember how he phrased.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'd done something like it was that, Yeah, I think
you're on.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We'll play the clip, Yeah, Michael name one el So
if you used to stand that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Now you can't stand wow. Oh, Bethany Frankel.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So my answer to that was Bethany Frankel. And the
way that played out, here's the inside inside Baseball, inside
the NFL scoop is when Andy frased that question to me,
I looked at Kibi. I looked at Babe, and you
actually did you say it?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I blurted say it, like just because you looked a
little frozen, because I thought maybe you would say Kenya,
because that's the only housewife.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
We're never gonna say ken You're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Only way you could say Kenny Moore is if it's
it's in an adoring right, but the audience.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You don't want to start a racial no no no.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But the audience knows that you had like sort of
a beef. That's the appearance where she was sort of
really not nice on TV to you, and and the
after show was like you got her back by saying
that she had ashy ankles and whatever, and they were.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Because when I said the ashy ankles, she didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
She was like, oh shit, right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But then I was kind of upset that you said
ashy ankles because then I was going to have to
worry for the rest of my life about my own
ashy ankles. So I was like, oh, man, now I
have to worry about always having my feet really lotioned
up because you can't talk about another black woman's ankles
when your own black woman's ankles are ashy.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yes, right.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I looked at you and you sort of had
this moment of pause, and I didn't actually know what
you were thinking, because the truth is, can I say
that you had commented on one of Bethany's posts, It
doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I just didn't want you to say.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I didn't want you to answer.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I can't stand Bethany on social media. That's the reality.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No one can.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But I know, we know, but some people can't.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's so obnoxious and so self appreciating. It's so so
it's like, I'm real, but it's totally contrine. It's just
it's nauseating to watch. I can't stand watching or eat.
I can't stand any of it. The whole thing is gross.
We also have a personal thing that in experience with baby.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's like I had
one of those moments that you were having I'm in
the audience, and you guys have to know that it's
so small in there. There's what maybe fifteen people sitting
one it's maybe thirty twenty five. I mean it's not
there's one row, two rows.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
There's the clubhouse, the watch what happened? Clubhouse is small for.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Me to say something and there's a person there saying clap,
not clap like a regular TV audience, but like for
me to say, open my mouth loud.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know I sit in there. You say it as
loud as you think.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Baby, it was loud.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I really looked at me like did they.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yes, Like it was. I try to be anonymous all
the time, and for me to blurt out it shows
how much like disdain I have in my soul for
this woman. But I don't like to be that person.
I'm not that person like.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You you don't get involved. I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's that nice. So the fact that I was like.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Say it, I just said it, it was so funny,
like it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah. I had to say it because that's how I feel.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
But I will never take away what she gave to
us as a housewive.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I've said it once talk about a.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Fall from grace. So we used to be obsessed, like
we were, like.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Michael Jordan of house I mean I think she's still it.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean she really is. Like she really did a
lot for the housewives world and she was super and great.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
She was great, But on social media, I kids off.
It's it's it's just like it's like, who is this person?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Go away all right, and now she's jumping on the
coattails of the caller daddy person.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh it makes me sad.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That makes me so sad that the girl who's established
herself and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You're confined to her. I'm like, come on, fifteen years
late and just the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Just do your thing, bye, goodbye, do your thing and
bye Bethany, Bye bye by Bethany.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But it was a great night and watch What Happens
Live and literally she's my.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Favorite housewife that I've met. Yeah, because I actually went
in the room and introduced myself and said, Hi, I'm Kiev.
I met you at Bravo Khan really briefly when you
guys were coming in and we were leaving, and she
was like, I remember you. And we talked about her
husband being a fan of yours from true romance and everything.
And she was so lovely and we had a great
(10:44):
She was with her best friend.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
She's very sweet, very very.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Very sweet and really nice and authentic. We talked about
some of her scenes and her body image stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yes, and she's just great.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
She's just great. She's very nice.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
The other great moment, iconic moment that people are still
talking about all the.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Way in Israel. Somebody asked me about it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
They said, did you know that the Great Sheena Sha
was the guest or were you acting?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And no, I was not asking you.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
We didn't know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That is amazing your your mouth. That was awesome. It
was so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
They set out the Great Sheena see yeah, and I
didn't know Keeby didn't know she They told me.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
That she saw that you were going to be on
and she called and asked to be in the audience
and they were like, do you better be in the audience?
Will you come out?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And I thought it was gonna be like a guy
in a banana costume.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's going to be the gay Shark.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't know what it was, and it was Sheena Shane.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I was like, oh shit, And it was just fun
because I wasn't even thinking about that. But we had
asked Andy Cohen backstage, when is vander Pump shooting?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
He didn't give us any news. He knows he can't
give me any news, and he gives us.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
A lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, but he didn't give us that.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
But so it was she was on our tongue, like
we literally ten minutes before we're talking about vander Pump
and she came out and that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Was that was pretty exciting, and the whole thing was exciting.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It was funny, and it was just so fun It
was like perfect because.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We love the show so much, We love watch What
Happens Live so much, and we love the shows that
we get to talk about so much. And then of
course the ginormous, big fat cherry on top was that
Andy Cohen mentioned, although I think in the prompter it
must have been spelled in a weird way because he's
very clear and knows who you are, kisses you, loves
(12:34):
you mentioned this podcast on National so weird.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
He was like, he looked at you and he goes
keep like is that her name or whose name is that?
And I'm like, but to hear my name on television
like that. It was so weird, and especially when we're
hopped up.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, we're hopped up.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like I can't express it enough.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
How much fun.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Babe we get They're like so early and you're like
sitting like out in the lobby. They don't even have
the green room ready for you. So we're just sitting
out there and people are walking by looking at you,
like we have no room. They're like, can we get
you anything? Like you're here like an hour early, and
we're like, just so we could see the pre tape
of Who's here?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's fun, so fun.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
We had a great time, We had a great night,
and it was a near perfect spot on Watch What
Happens Live.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It was our official official official debut to be announced
on like our favorite show, Watch What Happens Live, they've
announced Rapaport's reality. It was pretty big time and it
doesn't go I don't take it for granted. That was
pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
We have fun doing it. We don't. We don't take
it for granted.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I think that's the most important thing is you can't
take those experiences and those opportunities for granted, and you
have to. I for myself, I will always remain a
fan like that instinct is first, I wanted to ask you, babe,
did you see the guy from the Menendez Show, Ryan
(14:03):
Murphy's Menendez Brothers Show, not the documentary, the nine part
or maybe ten part series on Netflix. The one who
played the Cooper Kotch, the one who played I get
them confused, Eric or Lyle, the younger brother Eric.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Is he Eric? Did you see him on watch What
Happens to Hive? But he was cool.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think he's gay, but I couldn't tell if he
was gay or not gay. For I want to give
that kid and those actors amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
They killed that. I don't know the other brother's name
because I watched a clip.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
They were excellent, I mean great, really truly, and I
want to say that that documentary, no, the show, the
Ryan Murphy Show on Netflix. It is not easy to watch.
It is very, very uncomfortable for a lot of reasons.
(15:01):
It's very you know, they were abused, there was abused. Obviously,
there's murder, there's a lot of you know, there's sexuality.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But those two fucking actors kicked ass man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I I yeah, it's really really hard to watch for
a number of reasons for me. But I think the
acting and that from everybody Chloe seven ya, I mean everybody,
everyone is excellent.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Uh yeah, Chloe.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Really the direction is ridiculous always. I mean Ryan Murphy
knocks it out every single time. I mean, he's just
got a wild brain and he is toward a force.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But those guys, I've never seen them before.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They're young actors.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Like I think they're just you know, actors who got
their fucking break.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
They killed it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And that one kid was on there and I was
watching him talk and he was just you know, I
was like, who is this guy?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And he's really handsome, yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, and you know, I believe he's gay, not that
it matters because in the show he doesn't play gay.
I mean there's like some sexual but I mean, what
a fucking actor. They were both excellent.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I hope they have good futures ahead, really really good futures.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
And I was just I just love to see, like,
you know, actors like that get a break and like
to throw.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Throw down on that. That being your break is pretty fortunate.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And the woman who played their lawyer, the blonde headed lawyer,
she was awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I never see I looked her up too. I've never
seen it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And then when you watch the actual documentary and you
see that lawyer, you're just like the actual lawyer that
she plays. Wow, it's really really good.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I know, it's really good. It's not something i'd want
to watch again.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Hell no, hell no.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
It was uncomfortable to watch, but in a good way,
in the best way. But we have to say that
that it's excellent. I watched the Ryan Murphy series and
then I watched the Netflix's actual documentary.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
See I did the reverse while you were gone.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It was. It was. It's extremely dark. It's extremely dark.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
But kudos to all those actors in that show, the
Ryan Murphy Show. They were great, especially those two brothers
and the lawyer and Chloe. Seventy of the eight really
really kicked ass.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
On a lighter note, in order to clear my palette
of the Menanda's brothers, I finish watching that pop star
Academy Kat's Eye. You know the Dancers, a young girl group.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I watched some of it with you, did you?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, So I freaked out when one of them was fourteen.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, well listen, I like dancing and the K pop world,
and this is sort of like trying to make an
America baking the band. It's excellent. Why is it excellent?
Because these are young girls that have this dream of
becoming pop stares and they're dancing and they're rehearsing sixteen
hours a day and at the end they don't know
(17:52):
that they're going to have a competition that the world votes. Right,
it's excellent. I recommend it if you want fluff and
you want to watch sort of a competition show a
lah American idol making the band, but you're following them.
You know, they live together in a house, they become friends,
there's they form alliances. They cry when somebody has to
(18:12):
go home. But these girls are from all over the world,
which I love, and they have this real dream of
becoming pop stars. It's excellent. I recommend it. Okay, and
the bands at the end, the band's called Cat's Eye. Yes, right,
at the end, they get a girls group. There's six
girls and there's a girls group. When we have to
see what happens with the girls group.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
So at the end they windled it down to the
six girls.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah, oh, okay, I'm curious to know because I watched
like six or seven episodes of it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, and we'll see what happens. I think it's just
several record companies like Interscope, Geffen they come together to
form the sing and let's see what happens. I mean
it's an international girls group.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, I mean I like we said, we've said many
times in this golden era of reality TV. If you
have people with dreams, if you have people with hopes
and aspirations, and you're able to articulate that story, everybody's got.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
A story, you can make anything interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
It's true, you really can.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I mean a very single person you walk past on
the street, every interaction you have, somebody has a story.
If they're able to tell it is one thing. But
there's stories and everything. And when it comes to dancing
and seeing the same thing as Receiver the Netflix show,
it's the same thing as as any of these things.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
And there's a you started watching a new show, right.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yes, well, the Basketball Show starting five. I just watched
like the three episodes. That's not so much about their
hopes and dreams. And it's the thing about the NBA.
They keep things so close to the vest, and but
so far it's good and there's like, you know, they're likable.
I feel like Receiver was a little bit deeper in
(19:51):
terms of getting to know the players so far.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Okay, But but it's so they focus on a different player,
say saying.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
There's five players, there's I'm surprised he did it his
wife and they're very likable.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Although I will I can't believe you're saying that about Lebron.
You've turned a corner.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well, I will say that somebody once did tell me
that Lebron James is the fakest person in the league.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Okay, and when he said it, he meant it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
And this is a person man or woman who said
it meant it. And when they said it and meant
it felt like they were I was their therapist, like
they wanted to get it off their chest and the
hair on the back of my neck that I was.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like, Okay, So he's probably orchestrating, orchestrating. Oh, I'm saying
Lebron is probably orchestrating how this is going down this
part of his life that's being shown.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Although I will say, as you get a little older,
you get a little bit more comfortable, and and I think, uh,
you know, that's you know what it is. But that
person man or woman did once say that he was
a fakest person league, but his wife is very sweet
in the documentary. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Okay, what else
(21:11):
did you watch? You watched Love Island, like Love break.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Line? Wow, I gotta say banish you know what? You
don't stick with it? You know you know, but you
you'r I feel like you pick up your phone a
lot with this show because it makes you angry, because
you the whole you talk a lot during that show.
You get pissed off. You're like, I don't I don't
freaking believe it. How No, they're not in love. I
(21:37):
want like I could never do this. I'm like, it's
because you are not a great I love you to death,
but you're not a communicator.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
But this is social because I'm like, is this real?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's real? It is because people know how to talk.
You wouldn't be behind there talking, so like, like, even at.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
This age, I don't think you would this age, I
wouldn't be talking. When you're younger, You're you're like, oh,
I'm gonna find somebody behind the wall, and I don't
care what the person looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Bullshit.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Bullshit that wears off and you see it sometimes when
they come out and greet the person, like, oh fuck.
You see them go it registers I fucked up, like
I I And they wake up out of their their
lust and they're fantasies and they take their phones away
and they're like, I'm falling in love with Brian or
I'm falling in love with you know, Lisa, and then
(22:25):
they go, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And it could just be a smell. It could be
the way they touch each other.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's true. You're very specific. You're very like into smells.
You remind me every six weeks, babe, if you smelled funny,
we wouldn't be married.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It's like, very bizarre.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You say it often.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, I know your smells good.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
But I've known you for like thirty two years and
you say.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You don't have smells.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I know that, but you don't have to say to me,
I'm your wife. If you had to smell, we wouldn't
be married.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's you bizarre.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
You'll sometimes go I have bo and I'm like you
have you just don't have smells.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And a human being, like even if I did have
a smell, Like every now and then, if workout I
like a little lust.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I like a little must you put a little a
little hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
You put a little hot sauce on that thing.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But you just But I'm just saying I love this
show so much because I do believe there's something to
really getting to know someone. And you know, I'm such
a big communicator. I like emotional intelligence, yeah, you know,
and you you're just very limited in that area. You're
very sensitive and emotional. But for some reason, this show
really gets under your skin.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
For some reason, I enjoy it. But you went rogue,
and I didn't say, don't go rogue. We have a rule.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Some shows I can do it, don't I know. But
this show, you seem not to be invested in it.
So I even seven came around and I just ran
with it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So you watched the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, I mean on the I think the sixte today
it's up, So what's up? The end is here and
for season seven?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
So oh okay, so you haven't seen the ending.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Not watch the end with you and I could the
cliff notes.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, it's great, It's really great.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I know when i've watched it. I really liked it.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
They had that one that one season when they Nick
and Leche, Nick Lache and.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Vanessa they're their host.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, yeah, it was that during COVID name.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, we love that show. Remember Netflix try to do
it live.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah it fucked up. Yeah, it fucked up. But I
have no problem with that show.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
And uh, I'm all for it. I'm all for it.
And I will say this in regards to the other
shows that are going on, because right now we have Potomac. Yes,
we have The Real Housewives of.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
New York, Salt Lake City, Salt Lake City, and Orange County.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
That's four.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
This is amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
We're very, very very like, very fortunate.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I want to ask you something. Do you feel like
the Real Housewives of New York. Now we're only in
episode three. It's episode three thus far of season fifteen,
which is really season two.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Of the reboot. I don't know why they're still calling it.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I guess they got to keep it season fifteen because
called franchises. But I gotta be honest, these women so far,
and it's early in the season. And I have said
this before in the past, New York is a little
bit like who are these people?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You know, we got excited. Episode one, we said, oh,
it's gonna be great because of the fashion. But episode
two we looked at each other and we were like,
what's happening?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
None of them seem really genuinely likable. Jenna Lyons is
the most likable.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, like a person that you're like, Oh, this new
couple that came in, the woman who's married to this
woman that rides a motorcycle with a corner care less.
So far, who are they?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
They so far?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Rebecca Minkoff, these women were just thrown in our face.
We don't like that, by the way, when you when
you just throw people in our face that we just
have to like. By the way, why do we need
to add two people?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I don't know why did we need that?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Because we were good with the people that we had.
Did those people that we needed to add people?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I don't know why we needed to do that. Then also,
like maybe they thought they needed to add a little
controversy of Rebecca ming cough to scientologists, which I didn't know.
Do you know that, Yeah, she's a fashion designer. Okay,
the brand is well known. I don't know if it's
like a brand I don't wear it.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I just felt like I just I just I felt
like everybody's guarded, guarded and nasty and contrived, and like
the conflict last night was so like with Brinn became
like this real.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Nasty person when the when Aaron came, Yeah, when they
they she was going to give her tap water.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That was fucked up.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
But that but that was like contry for the camera.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
No, I think that Brind's like that she gave her
She just that nasty, I thinks.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And then told her at the end of the scene,
I was going to give you tap water. That to me,
that's like she's nasty, But like, is it contrived that
she did it for the scene?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
No? Or she Wait a second, She's given other people
tap order.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Wow, And if it is contrived, then you're showing you
like that's fucked up.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No, I'm saying, if you're so unaware that you're like,
I'm this nasty in real life, and then I don't
have the wherewithal to not be that nasty on TV?
Do you know try to say I just whack like
I'm like, damn girl, like you can't. That's like that's
even too much for TV.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
There's gonna be a sweetness and a likability.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
You've got to have some of that because otherwise I
don't want to because you're gonna get to toxic real
quick if this is who you guys are really are
even size going like, I don't want to be that nasty.
I saw myself last season and that's just not cool, right,
So I don't know, We'll see how it plays out.
Because so now, I last time, I was like, I
don't like any of you guys. I like your clothes,
(27:44):
but like, this is not going to be sustainable. Off topic,
I didn't want to tell you, but while you were gone,
we had downstairs in our basement, and then in the
(28:07):
gym bathroom we had something sound.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
In the gym bathroom, it's a tiny little we say gym.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, it's like a little fitnessom. It's a little, very
small area, but it does have a bathroom. But that's
also where the like sub pump is for the whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And in the basement we have a room that we
call the Anyway gym.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But there it's the basement. Okay, so but disgusting. I
went down there and it was covered in these little
black bugs.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What do you mean covered.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Covered dead bugs?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Everywhere covered, We like in the bathroom covered.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
The bathroom like dead bugs in the floor, on the floor,
and then by the to go outside, the door covered
covered dead And so I called the guy the exterminator.
I took pictures that I took video and then he's like,
I can't tell what they are. Your video is too small.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Time out If an exterminator can't tell what kind of
bug it is?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yah, And then so I asked Julie. I was like, homeboy,
can't you know his name? I told you. Julie's like, really,
he usually knows what everything is. He doesn't know what
this is. So then he's like, can you take a picture.
I took a picture and then he's like can you
catch one live? And I was like catch it live.
They were like little black bugs. So then I did
a Google picture of it, you know when you could
take a Google picture and like then cross reference it
(29:31):
to see whatever. And then I think I discovered what
it was whatever And then drain flies what does that mean?
Drain flies are like in your drain when it's like unsanitary.
It said something like when you're like unsanitary conditions or
damp or I don't know what does that mean because
(29:52):
like or when you don't use it, you don't use
a shower because in the bathroom down there, we don't
use a shower.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, or we're gone, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Anyway, it's disgusting. So they're coming up or maybe they're
coming from out. I couldn't figure it out anyway, So
he went and he supposedly put something down there or whatever.
I don't know, but babe, if you would have saw
how many bugs were dudreds, hundreds, thousands, I want to say.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I didn't country.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
No, they're like little and then I and then I
was like what should I do? Then first before he came,
this went on for a couple of days, by the way,
so like I I'm back. I was so itchy. I
was in bedd was like scratching like my coochie. I
was like in my hair and I was scratching everywhere.
I felt so disgusting. I couldn't get it out of
my brain. Because the first day there were I vacuum
(30:42):
up and then he was like save them and I
was like no, I already clean, like I'm not going
to leave them. And then I went back the next
day downstairs they were there again, like but the same amount.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I said, save them, save them for him to come
see them.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, it was so so gross. But then when I
read it was because we were on sand. How much
cleaner can I be?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yo? Like not much? But now, how do I feel criticized?
Do you feel judged?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Google was judging me like you're unsanitary? You have drain flies.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
No, we're not unsanitary.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I mean I'm clean.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Maybe because it was unused the quote unquote gym in
the bathroom or the bathroom in the gym, which is
not a gym.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Again, so for.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Now on when we go there, we have to we
have to run the water in all the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, And did he what did he put down there?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I didn't ask. I hope it's not too chemically.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't care what it is.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I'm not running around rolling around doing my exercise.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Quote if you saw, like if you you wouldn't want
to go down there?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Again? Was it in the in the bathroom or in the.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Bathroom and then by the door, like all around the
perimeter that's at the room, the room where we roll
around in.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
So what's the verdict?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I think hopefully when we go back in the next
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It'll they'll be gone, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
But they were disgusting. And then the third day this
went on. They were on the walls and in the
shower up on the ceiling. Were you all This stuff
happens always when you're gone. By the way, remember in
La at the house in La, the first house when
I first got together with you, there was a dead
rat in the wall and you didn't know, and there
(32:20):
was all these big flies flying around and you just
ignored it. And I was like, why do you have flies?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
But why did they say that? We never confirmed that
there was a dead rat there was.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
There were these massive flies that were in this one
and they were flying around.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
And the guy was like that so disgussed.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You just let it go.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And I was like, so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But that area, rats in the walls, drain flies, flies
flying around because of the dead rats. All that is
shit is something I'm a I'm city folk. I don't
play with any of that.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, you weren't good with that because in that area
in Hancock Park they had a problem with.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
There's straight cats everywhere, like it's a cat city and
they come out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm like, and I saw there's two cats there. I mean,
it's really there's a lot of cat I know, but
there's a lot of cats, you know, I'm afraid of.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
But I saw I didn't tell you this. I saw
a cat fight.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
There were you know this one place I was at,
they had food out and they were like there was
a beef, like a fight, and like they had like
a thing and then like the guy had to chase
him away. I'm like, I don't like straight cats. I
don't like cat fights. I don't like cat beef.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Anyway, I handled the problem so that you didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
We don't know what's going well, listen, I think.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I handled the problem. But it was a rough week
for me in many ways. Okay, I got through.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
What else is happening?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Well, did you hear that Kanye Uh, first of all,
he's getting sued, but that he wants to have sex
with his wife or maybe soon to be ex wife's mother.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
He suggested, Yeah, he wanted to have sex with the
I'm sure he said that.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
This is sick nasty.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I mean, why is everybody just say we're finding out
the sickness of everybody? Also, Diddy, I get Diddler, the diddler.
I was trying to sue that only fans Chick. Did
you see did I send it to you? I think
I just send it to Tammy A picture of like
it looks like an orgy, It seems to be real,
But then it was this one only fans Chick with
(34:21):
superimposed Jennifer Lopez fakeabe, I know, fake, but the picture's
not fake.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
The picture's fake, babe, in total Babe. You look at
the picture, that's like it wasn't even a good photo show.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So the picture's real. Did j LO part is fake?
But the girl that's in it, that's Jlo. That's really
the whole thing is real. The picture's real. Okay, Yeah,
but they put Jlo's fake.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
That's fake.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, because if it wasn't Jlo, it would just be
like like a nighttime picture of people like getting ready.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah to the freak.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Off, yes, off, We're going to start to see leaks
of pictures of the freak.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
All.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Well, we haven't seen anything yet. We haven't seen anything.
We're going to see him because I'm like.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
Yo, let's let's let's get a really free diddy.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Are we at free now?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Hell no, we're not at free trial?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
May right, Okay, so that's when we'll start seeing some stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Because I think he's going to take a plea deal.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I don't know if there's anything to plea out of.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
You don't think so. Like I said, you know, he'll
get like twenty years to take a plea deal, and
you know what I mean. Yeah, he'll take a plea
deal to get him lower years and he'll start.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Cop a plea maybe.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I bet you he does. I bet you he does.
Oh yeah, because I think, yeah, I think this gets
really really really intense.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And twenty years in jail. Holy shit, I bet your
life's done.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, that's crazy. He's going to have problems in jail.
Oh man, he's going to have major He's got him.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Now because he's in he's in Brooklyn. He's still got
to take a shower.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Right, Yeah, everybody got a show, but you don't have.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No private shower. No, they're having the freak offfs on
them now, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Sure no, not in that place. That's that's not that place.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
They might kill you in there, like I know, I
don't know, but it's that's a jail, that's not prison.
Prison is where the freaks happened. The prison freak offfs
happened in prison?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Jail?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Is you know, like a jail, like a jail like
Roscoe Pico train jail, Like what is that Roscoe Pico train?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I don't know, remember the remember the TV show with
Roscoe like Dukes of Hazzard. Yes, like the jail, just
like jail.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, that's the pre.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Game yeah pre game. Wait babe, so did you also
see that this is totally off talking about I don't
know what made me think of that. Tamar Judge from
the Housewives of Orange Counties, she's on the spectrum. She
announced that she's on the spectrum.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Of what.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Well, I think what spectrum.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Autistic spect She doesn't really say, she doesn't really get
into the details. She's still working that out with her therapist.
But I think it's because she wants to stay at
home all the time and that she's not knowing how
to relate with people in general. But I think that
I think that maybe she's discovering that's how she's impatient
with Shannon Badoor and she doesn't she immediately wants has
(37:23):
to go to the truth, and she doesn't know how
to connect and stuff like that. I don't know she's
naming her therapist in the whole situation, so she's not
necessarily diagnosing herself, but they haven't yet got to the
bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I don't mock, belittle, make fun of anybody with any
mental health stuff. However, I feel like if anyone, and
I mean literally anybody in the world was to go
to a therapist enough, you can come up with a
diagnosis for somebody for something.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Definitely, I was like kind of disappointed because I've been
in therapy a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
What do you got?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
He hasn't really given me anything. I mean, he gave
me a little I don't know, not enough to like
announce it.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
If you do get quote unquote diagnosed or something, why
do you have to announce it?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
And I feel like, at a certain age.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Who cares well into your fifties, we don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
We've seen you on the show and you're great.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
This generation of people, they do your generation can't imagine,
like and mean, we all have all kinds of stuff.
But isn't it amazing how progress has allowed it to
just be so different than when we grew up.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
They wanted me on pure grade lithium when I was
a kid.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
I bet they wanted to give me that.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
And this wasn't like the testa su clim the good ship. Yeah,
they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Imagine if they did that, if your dad let them
do that to you, that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
The trope or mobile hope whatever they want to know.
This is from the New York City public school education system.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
They wanted me on that, that Jack Nichols, that Cuckoo's
Nest ship to slow me down.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
They wanted you on that, Jaz They they wanted me
on that.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
They tried to put me on that ship.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'm so glad they didn't. They kept pure. They kept
you on that pure disruptive behavior.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
And and you know, like I could say, if I
went to a doctor for a couple of weeks, one session,
you go, you got this, that and the third.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
But it gives a ship. You gotta make it work.
You gotta follow the rules. And if you if you
don't follow it.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Put you in that, put you in Brooklyn prison with
the deadler.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
Frankel So I looked at you and you sort of
had this moment of pause, and I didn't actually know
what you were thinking. Because the truth is, can I
say that you had commented on one of Bethany's posts.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I just didn't want you to say, we don't. I
didn't want you to answer.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I can't stand Bethany on social media. That that's that's
the reality. No one can know, but some people can't.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's so obnoxious and so self appreciating. It's so self flattering.
It's like I'm real, but it's totally contrived. It's just
nauseating to watch. I can't stand watching or eat.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I can't stand any of it.
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I'm just gonna let you do it.
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They're saying that when she does what she does, she
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(02:25):
Oh wow, okay, who also like sort of like famous,
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Speaker 2 (02:32):
Who there aren't many, but us I think, boom, hey
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Speaker 1 (02:36):
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Speaker 2 (02:37):
We're back. We took a week off off apologize to
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Speaker 3 (02:42):
There's so many people that we're asking, where's the episode?
Where's the episode? But we're back here there, I mean
we're And that's why I'm charged up. I'm charged up
because we took a week off. I'm charged up because
we are in a incredible period of reality TV show.
I'm also charged up because I am on a big
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Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yeah, I drank all mine this morning too.
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Because you've finished it already.
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I'm tweaking, like I'm tweaking.
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So I go slow with it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I just sucked mine down. I should have drank some
water when I woke up, but I didn't sleep because
I'm on your time. I'm like acting like I'm jet lag,
but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Where do we even start?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
We start because so the fans want to know. They
want to know what happened with your appearance on Watch
What Happens Live? Because we weren't here last week to
tell about your appearance. Your thirty first appearance on Watch
What Happens Live with Emla from Da Simpsons, from the
Real Housewives of OC.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It was one of my I'd have to go back
and look, but it was definitely one of the best
appearances I've ever done, and we talked about on the
last episode, how we go for perfection. When I say
we again, just to bring you up to speed, we
prepare like it's an NFL Sunday game, totally like it's
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not just me going I make it look like it's
all spontaneous between you guys and God's ears.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's not all spontaneous.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No, I am super charged up. I am going for perfection.
I am going for every comment, I am going for
every thought, every take, whether it's spontaneous or premeditated. I'm
going for perfection. I take it that seriously. It means
that much to me and to us, and it's never
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going to be totally perfect.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But that was his closest that I must say.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
That was one of your best. I mean and thirty
one times. It's hard to remember since day one. I
think maybe one time only I didn't go with you,
and I watched it and I was not quite happy
with it. I've been was okay, it was good, but
it wasn't way way at the top of the mountain.
This time, I was in awe. I was sitting in
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the audience in awe.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
The good thing about Emily It also has to do
with who you're with.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
She's chill and I was ghacked up, And I'll go
off of the person i'm with.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
The woman i'm with their energy.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
So when it's like a dolorous or when it's like
even a Bethany Frankel like I know, or even a Nini,
when I've done with Nini, like, their energy is. So
I'm gonna kind of play in the back, you know,
like when I did it with La La. You kind
of kind of let them, let I defer to them
because it's.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
It's their moment, really, their moment really.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
And I wanted to be their moment, and I'm excited
about them. So Emily was chill and I got to
go nuts. And the moment that everyone has been talking
about still it's been two weeks later, and there's been
plenty of Watch What Happened Lives since I did it
is when Andy I don't know how he phrased the
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question about what housewife did I used to love and
that I don't love.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Do you remember how he phrased.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'd done something like it was that, Yeah, I think
you're on.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
We'll play the clip, Yeah, Michael name one el So
if you used to stand that.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Now you can't stand wow. Oh, Bethany Frankel.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So my answer to that was Bethany Frankel. And the
way that played out, here's the inside inside Baseball, inside
the NFL scoop is when Andy frased that question to me,
I looked at Kibi. I looked at Babe, and you
actually did you say it?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I blurted say it, like just because you looked a
little frozen, because I thought maybe you would say Kenya,
because that's the only housewife.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
We're never gonna say ken You're gonna say.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Only way you could say Kenny Moore is if it's
it's in an adoring right, but the audience.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
You don't want to start a racial no no no.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
But the audience knows that you had like sort of
a beef. That's the appearance where she was sort of
really not nice on TV to you, and and the
after show was like you got her back by saying
that she had ashy ankles and whatever, and they were.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Because when I said the ashy ankles, she didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
She was like, oh shit, right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
But then I was kind of upset that you said
ashy ankles because then I was going to have to
worry for the rest of my life about my own
ashy ankles. So I was like, oh, man, now I
have to worry about always having my feet really lotioned
up because you can't talk about another black woman's ankles
when your own black woman's ankles are ashy.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yes, right.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So I looked at you and you sort of had
this moment of pause, and I didn't actually know what
you were thinking, because the truth is, can I say
that you had commented on one of Bethany's posts, It
doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I just didn't want you to say.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I didn't want you to answer.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I can't stand Bethany on social media. That's the reality.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
No one can.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
But I know, we know, but some people can't.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
It's so obnoxious and so self appreciating. It's so so
it's like, I'm real, but it's totally contrine. It's just
it's nauseating to watch. I can't stand watching or eat.
I can't stand any of it. The whole thing is gross.
We also have a personal thing that in experience with baby.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It's like I had
one of those moments that you were having I'm in
the audience, and you guys have to know that it's
so small in there. There's what maybe fifteen people sitting
one it's maybe thirty twenty five. I mean it's not
there's one row, two rows.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
There's the clubhouse, the watch what happened? Clubhouse is small for.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Me to say something and there's a person there saying clap,
not clap like a regular TV audience, but like for
me to say, open my mouth loud.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
You know I sit in there. You say it as
loud as you think.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Baby, it was loud.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I really looked at me like did they.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yes, Like it was. I try to be anonymous all
the time, and for me to blurt out it shows
how much like disdain I have in my soul for
this woman. But I don't like to be that person.
I'm not that person like.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
You you don't get involved. I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
It's that nice. So the fact that I was like.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Say it, I just said it, it was so funny,
like it was pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah. I had to say it because that's how I feel.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
But I will never take away what she gave to
us as a housewive.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I've said it once talk about a.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Fall from grace. So we used to be obsessed, like
we were, like.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Michael Jordan of house I mean I think she's still it.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I mean she really is. Like she really did a
lot for the housewives world and she was super and great.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
She was great, But on social media, I kids off.
It's it's it's just like it's like, who is this person?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Go away all right, and now she's jumping on the
coattails of the caller daddy person.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh it makes me sad.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
That makes me so sad that the girl who's established
herself and.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
You're confined to her. I'm like, come on, fifteen years
late and just the whole thing.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Just do your thing, bye, goodbye, do your thing and
bye Bethany, Bye bye by Bethany.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But it was a great night and watch What Happens
Live and literally she's my.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Favorite housewife that I've met. Yeah, because I actually went
in the room and introduced myself and said, Hi, I'm Kiev.
I met you at Bravo Khan really briefly when you
guys were coming in and we were leaving, and she
was like, I remember you. And we talked about her
husband being a fan of yours from true romance and everything.
And she was so lovely and we had a great
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She was with her best friend.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
She's very sweet, very very.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Very sweet and really nice and authentic. We talked about
some of her scenes and her body image stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yes, and she's just great.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
She's just great. She's very nice.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
The other great moment, iconic moment that people are still
talking about all the.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Way in Israel. Somebody asked me about it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
They said, did you know that the Great Sheena Sha
was the guest or were you acting?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And no, I was not asking you.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
We didn't know.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That is amazing your your mouth. That was awesome. It
was so fun.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
They set out the Great Sheena see yeah, and I
didn't know Keeby didn't know she They told me.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
That she saw that you were going to be on
and she called and asked to be in the audience
and they were like, do you better be in the audience?
Will you come out?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
And I thought it was gonna be like a guy
in a banana costume.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's going to be the gay Shark.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I don't know what it was, and it was Sheena Shane.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
I was like, oh shit, And it was just fun
because I wasn't even thinking about that. But we had
asked Andy Cohen backstage, when is vander Pump shooting?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
He didn't give us any news. He knows he can't
give me any news, and he gives us.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
A lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yeah, but he didn't give us that.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
But so it was she was on our tongue, like
we literally ten minutes before we're talking about vander Pump
and she came out and that.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Was that was pretty exciting, and the whole thing was exciting.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
It was funny, and it was just so fun It
was like perfect because.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
We love the show so much, We love watch What
Happens Live so much, and we love the shows that
we get to talk about so much. And then of
course the ginormous, big fat cherry on top was that
Andy Cohen mentioned, although I think in the prompter it
must have been spelled in a weird way because he's
very clear and knows who you are, kisses you, loves
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you mentioned this podcast on National so weird.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
He was like, he looked at you and he goes
keep like is that her name or whose name is that?
And I'm like, but to hear my name on television
like that. It was so weird, and especially when we're
hopped up.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, we're hopped up.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Like I can't express it enough.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
How much fun.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Babe we get They're like so early and you're like
sitting like out in the lobby. They don't even have
the green room ready for you. So we're just sitting
out there and people are walking by looking at you,
like we have no room. They're like, can we get
you anything? Like you're here like an hour early, and
we're like, just so we could see the pre tape
of Who's here?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
You know.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
It's fun, so fun.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
We had a great time, We had a great night,
and it was a near perfect spot on Watch What
Happens Live.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
It was our official official official debut to be announced
on like our favorite show, Watch What Happens Live, they've
announced Rapaport's reality. It was pretty big time and it
doesn't go I don't take it for granted. That was
pretty amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
We have fun doing it. We don't. We don't take
it for granted.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
I think that's the most important thing is you can't
take those experiences and those opportunities for granted, and you
have to. I for myself, I will always remain a
fan like that instinct is first, I wanted to ask you, babe,
did you see the guy from the Menendez Show, Ryan
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Murphy's Menendez Brothers Show, not the documentary, the nine part
or maybe ten part series on Netflix. The one who
played the Cooper Kotch, the one who played I get
them confused, Eric or Lyle, the younger brother Eric.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Is he Eric? Did you see him on watch What
Happens to Hive? But he was cool.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think he's gay, but I couldn't tell if he
was gay or not gay. For I want to give
that kid and those actors amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
They killed that. I don't know the other brother's name
because I watched a clip.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
They were excellent, I mean great, really truly, and I
want to say that that documentary, no, the show, the
Ryan Murphy Show on Netflix. It is not easy to watch.
It is very, very uncomfortable for a lot of reasons.
(15:01):
It's very you know, they were abused, there was abused. Obviously,
there's murder, there's a lot of you know, there's sexuality.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But those two fucking actors kicked ass man.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I I yeah, it's really really hard to watch for
a number of reasons for me. But I think the
acting and that from everybody Chloe seven ya, I mean everybody,
everyone is excellent.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Uh yeah, Chloe.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Really the direction is ridiculous always. I mean Ryan Murphy
knocks it out every single time. I mean, he's just
got a wild brain and he is toward a force.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
But those guys, I've never seen them before.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
They're young actors.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Like I think they're just you know, actors who got
their fucking break.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's incredible.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
They killed it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And that one kid was on there and I was
watching him talk and he was just you know, I
was like, who is this guy?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And he's really handsome, yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, and you know, I believe he's gay, not that
it matters because in the show he doesn't play gay.
I mean there's like some sexual but I mean, what
a fucking actor. They were both excellent.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
I hope they have good futures ahead, really really good futures.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
And I was just I just love to see, like,
you know, actors like that get a break and like
to throw.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Throw down on that. That being your break is pretty fortunate.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
And the woman who played their lawyer, the blonde headed lawyer,
she was awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
I never see I looked her up too. I've never
seen it.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And then when you watch the actual documentary and you
see that lawyer, you're just like the actual lawyer that
she plays. Wow, it's really really good.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I know, it's really good. It's not something i'd want
to watch again.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Hell no, hell no.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
It was uncomfortable to watch, but in a good way,
in the best way. But we have to say that
that it's excellent. I watched the Ryan Murphy series and
then I watched the Netflix's actual documentary.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
See I did the reverse while you were gone.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It was. It was. It's extremely dark. It's extremely dark.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
But kudos to all those actors in that show, the
Ryan Murphy Show. They were great, especially those two brothers
and the lawyer and Chloe. Seventy of the eight really
really kicked ass.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
On a lighter note, in order to clear my palette
of the Menanda's brothers, I finish watching that pop star
Academy Kat's Eye. You know the Dancers, a young girl group.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I watched some of it with you, did you?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, So I freaked out when one of them was fourteen.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, well listen, I like dancing and the K pop world,
and this is sort of like trying to make an
America baking the band. It's excellent. Why is it excellent?
Because these are young girls that have this dream of
becoming pop stares and they're dancing and they're rehearsing sixteen
hours a day and at the end they don't know
(17:52):
that they're going to have a competition that the world votes. Right,
it's excellent. I recommend it if you want fluff and
you want to watch sort of a competition show a
lah American idol making the band, but you're following them.
You know, they live together in a house, they become friends,
there's they form alliances. They cry when somebody has to
(18:12):
go home. But these girls are from all over the world,
which I love, and they have this real dream of
becoming pop stars. It's excellent. I recommend it. Okay, and
the bands at the end, the band's called Cat's Eye. Yes, right,
at the end, they get a girls group. There's six
girls and there's a girls group. When we have to
see what happens with the girls group.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
So at the end they windled it down to the
six girls.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Yeah, oh, okay, I'm curious to know because I watched
like six or seven episodes of it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, and we'll see what happens. I think it's just
several record companies like Interscope, Geffen they come together to
form the sing and let's see what happens. I mean
it's an international girls group.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Yeah, I mean I like we said, we've said many
times in this golden era of reality TV. If you
have people with dreams, if you have people with hopes
and aspirations, and you're able to articulate that story, everybody's got.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
A story, you can make anything interesting.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
It's true, you really can.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I mean a very single person you walk past on
the street, every interaction you have, somebody has a story.
If they're able to tell it is one thing. But
there's stories and everything. And when it comes to dancing
and seeing the same thing as Receiver the Netflix show,
it's the same thing as as any of these things.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
And there's a you started watching a new show, right.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yes, well, the Basketball Show starting five. I just watched
like the three episodes. That's not so much about their
hopes and dreams. And it's the thing about the NBA.
They keep things so close to the vest, and but
so far it's good and there's like, you know, they're likable.
I feel like Receiver was a little bit deeper in
(19:51):
terms of getting to know the players so far.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Okay, But but it's so they focus on a different player,
say saying.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
There's five players, there's I'm surprised he did it his
wife and they're very likable.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Although I will I can't believe you're saying that about Lebron.
You've turned a corner.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well, I will say that somebody once did tell me
that Lebron James is the fakest person in the league.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Okay, and when he said it, he meant it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
And this is a person man or woman who said
it meant it. And when they said it and meant
it felt like they were I was their therapist, like
they wanted to get it off their chest and the
hair on the back of my neck that I was.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like, Okay, So he's probably orchestrating, orchestrating. Oh, I'm saying
Lebron is probably orchestrating how this is going down this
part of his life that's being shown.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Although I will say, as you get a little older,
you get a little bit more comfortable, and and I think, uh,
you know, that's you know what it is. But that
person man or woman did once say that he was
a fakest person league, but his wife is very sweet
in the documentary. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Okay, what else
(21:11):
did you watch? You watched Love Island, like Love break.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Line? Wow, I gotta say banish you know what? You
don't stick with it? You know you know, but you
you'r I feel like you pick up your phone a
lot with this show because it makes you angry, because
you the whole you talk a lot during that show.
You get pissed off. You're like, I don't I don't
freaking believe it. How No, they're not in love. I
(21:37):
want like I could never do this. I'm like, it's
because you are not a great I love you to death,
but you're not a communicator.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
But this is social because I'm like, is this real?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's real? It is because people know how to talk.
You wouldn't be behind there talking, so like, like, even at.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
This age, I don't think you would this age, I
wouldn't be talking. When you're younger, You're you're like, oh,
I'm gonna find somebody behind the wall, and I don't
care what the person looks like.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Bullshit.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Bullshit that wears off and you see it sometimes when
they come out and greet the person, like, oh fuck.
You see them go it registers I fucked up, like
I I And they wake up out of their their
lust and they're fantasies and they take their phones away
and they're like, I'm falling in love with Brian or
I'm falling in love with you know, Lisa, and then
(22:25):
they go, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
And it could just be a smell. It could be
the way they touch each other.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's true. You're very specific. You're very like into smells.
You remind me every six weeks, babe, if you smelled funny,
we wouldn't be married.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
It's like, very bizarre.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
You say it often.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, I know your smells good.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
But I've known you for like thirty two years and
you say.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
You don't have smells.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
I know that, but you don't have to say to me,
I'm your wife. If you had to smell, we wouldn't
be married.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
That's you bizarre.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
You'll sometimes go I have bo and I'm like you
have you just don't have smells.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And a human being, like even if I did have
a smell, Like every now and then, if workout I
like a little lust.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I like a little must you put a little a
little hot sauce.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
You put a little hot sauce on that thing.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But you just But I'm just saying I love this
show so much because I do believe there's something to
really getting to know someone. And you know, I'm such
a big communicator. I like emotional intelligence, yeah, you know,
and you you're just very limited in that area. You're
very sensitive and emotional. But for some reason, this show
really gets under your skin.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
For some reason, I enjoy it. But you went rogue,
and I didn't say, don't go rogue. We have a rule.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Some shows I can do it, don't I know. But
this show, you seem not to be invested in it.
So I even seven came around and I just ran
with it.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
So you watched the whole thing?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah, I mean on the I think the sixte today
it's up, So what's up? The end is here and
for season seven?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
So oh okay, so you haven't seen the ending.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Not watch the end with you and I could the
cliff notes.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Okay, it's great, It's really great.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I know when i've watched it. I really liked it.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
They had that one that one season when they Nick
and Leche, Nick Lache and.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Vanessa they're their host.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, yeah, it was that during COVID name.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yeah, we love that show. Remember Netflix try to do
it live.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah it fucked up. Yeah, it fucked up. But I
have no problem with that show.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
And uh, I'm all for it. I'm all for it.
And I will say this in regards to the other
shows that are going on, because right now we have Potomac. Yes,
we have The Real Housewives of.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
New York, Salt Lake City, Salt Lake City, and Orange County.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
That's four.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
This is amazing.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
We're very, very very like, very fortunate.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
I want to ask you something. Do you feel like
the Real Housewives of New York. Now we're only in
episode three. It's episode three thus far of season fifteen,
which is really season two.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Of the reboot. I don't know why they're still calling it.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I guess they got to keep it season fifteen because
called franchises. But I gotta be honest, these women so far,
and it's early in the season. And I have said
this before in the past, New York is a little
bit like who are these people?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
You know, we got excited. Episode one, we said, oh,
it's gonna be great because of the fashion. But episode
two we looked at each other and we were like,
what's happening?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
None of them seem really genuinely likable. Jenna Lyons is
the most likable.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Yeah, like a person that you're like, Oh, this new
couple that came in, the woman who's married to this
woman that rides a motorcycle with a corner care less.
So far, who are they?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
They so far?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Rebecca Minkoff, these women were just thrown in our face.
We don't like that, by the way, when you when
you just throw people in our face that we just
have to like. By the way, why do we need
to add two people?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I don't know why did we need that?
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Because we were good with the people that we had.
Did those people that we needed to add people?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I don't know why we needed to do that. Then also,
like maybe they thought they needed to add a little
controversy of Rebecca ming cough to scientologists, which I didn't know.
Do you know that, Yeah, she's a fashion designer. Okay,
the brand is well known. I don't know if it's
like a brand I don't wear it.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
I just felt like I just I just I felt
like everybody's guarded, guarded and nasty and contrived, and like
the conflict last night was so like with Brinn became
like this real.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Nasty person when the when Aaron came, Yeah, when they
they she was going to give her tap water.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That was fucked up.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
But that but that was like contry for the camera.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
No, I think that Brind's like that she gave her
She just that nasty, I thinks.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And then told her at the end of the scene,
I was going to give you tap water. That to me,
that's like she's nasty, But like, is it contrived that
she did it for the scene?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
No? Or she Wait a second, She's given other people
tap order.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Wow, And if it is contrived, then you're showing you
like that's fucked up.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
No, I'm saying, if you're so unaware that you're like,
I'm this nasty in real life, and then I don't
have the wherewithal to not be that nasty on TV?
Do you know try to say I just whack like
I'm like, damn girl, like you can't. That's like that's
even too much for TV.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
There's gonna be a sweetness and a likability.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
You've got to have some of that because otherwise I
don't want to because you're gonna get to toxic real
quick if this is who you guys are really are
even size going like, I don't want to be that nasty.
I saw myself last season and that's just not cool, right,
So I don't know, We'll see how it plays out.
Because so now, I last time, I was like, I
don't like any of you guys. I like your clothes,
(27:44):
but like, this is not going to be sustainable. Off topic,
I didn't want to tell you, but while you were gone,
we had downstairs in our basement, and then in the
(28:07):
gym bathroom we had something sound.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
In the gym bathroom, it's a tiny little we say gym.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, it's like a little fitnessom. It's a little, very
small area, but it does have a bathroom. But that's
also where the like sub pump is for the whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
And in the basement we have a room that we
call the Anyway gym.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
But there it's the basement. Okay, so but disgusting. I
went down there and it was covered in these little
black bugs.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
What do you mean covered.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Covered dead bugs?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Everywhere covered, We like in the bathroom covered.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
The bathroom like dead bugs in the floor, on the floor,
and then by the to go outside, the door covered
covered dead And so I called the guy the exterminator.
I took pictures that I took video and then he's like,
I can't tell what they are. Your video is too small.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Time out If an exterminator can't tell what kind of
bug it is?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yah, And then so I asked Julie. I was like, homeboy,
can't you know his name? I told you. Julie's like, really,
he usually knows what everything is. He doesn't know what
this is. So then he's like, can you take a picture.
I took a picture and then he's like can you
catch one live? And I was like catch it live.
They were like little black bugs. So then I did
a Google picture of it, you know when you could
take a Google picture and like then cross reference it
(29:31):
to see whatever. And then I think I discovered what
it was whatever And then drain flies what does that mean?
Drain flies are like in your drain when it's like unsanitary.
It said something like when you're like unsanitary conditions or
damp or I don't know what does that mean because
(29:52):
like or when you don't use it, you don't use
a shower because in the bathroom down there, we don't
use a shower.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, or we're gone, you know.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Anyway, it's disgusting. So they're coming up or maybe they're
coming from out. I couldn't figure it out anyway, So
he went and he supposedly put something down there or whatever.
I don't know, but babe, if you would have saw
how many bugs were dudreds, hundreds, thousands, I want to say.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I didn't country.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
No, they're like little and then I and then I
was like what should I do? Then first before he came,
this went on for a couple of days, by the way,
so like I I'm back. I was so itchy. I
was in bedd was like scratching like my coochie. I
was like in my hair and I was scratching everywhere.
I felt so disgusting. I couldn't get it out of
my brain. Because the first day there were I vacuum
(30:42):
up and then he was like save them and I
was like no, I already clean, like I'm not going
to leave them. And then I went back the next
day downstairs they were there again, like but the same amount.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I said, save them, save them for him to come
see them.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, it was so so gross. But then when I
read it was because we were on sand. How much
cleaner can I be?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yo? Like not much? But now, how do I feel criticized?
Do you feel judged?
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Google was judging me like you're unsanitary? You have drain flies.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
No, we're not unsanitary.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
I mean I'm clean.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Maybe because it was unused the quote unquote gym in
the bathroom or the bathroom in the gym, which is
not a gym.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Again, so for.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Now on when we go there, we have to we
have to run the water in all the bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Okay, And did he what did he put down there?
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
I didn't ask. I hope it's not too chemically.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't care what it is.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
I'm not running around rolling around doing my exercise.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Quote if you saw, like if you you wouldn't want
to go down there?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Again? Was it in the in the bathroom or in the.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Bathroom and then by the door, like all around the
perimeter that's at the room, the room where we roll
around in.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
So what's the verdict?
Speaker 2 (31:53):
I think hopefully when we go back in the next
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It'll they'll be gone, okay.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
But they were disgusting. And then the third day this
went on. They were on the walls and in the
shower up on the ceiling. Were you all This stuff
happens always when you're gone. By the way, remember in
La at the house in La, the first house when
I first got together with you, there was a dead
rat in the wall and you didn't know, and there
(32:20):
was all these big flies flying around and you just
ignored it. And I was like, why do you have flies?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
But why did they say that? We never confirmed that
there was a dead rat there was.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
There were these massive flies that were in this one
and they were flying around.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
And the guy was like that so disgussed.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You just let it go.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
And I was like, so disgusting.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But that area, rats in the walls, drain flies, flies
flying around because of the dead rats. All that is
shit is something I'm a I'm city folk. I don't
play with any of that.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, you weren't good with that because in that area
in Hancock Park they had a problem with.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
There's straight cats everywhere, like it's a cat city and
they come out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm like, and I saw there's two cats there. I mean,
it's really there's a lot of cat I know, but
there's a lot of cats, you know, I'm afraid of.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
But I saw I didn't tell you this. I saw
a cat fight.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
There were you know this one place I was at,
they had food out and they were like there was
a beef, like a fight, and like they had like
a thing and then like the guy had to chase
him away. I'm like, I don't like straight cats. I
don't like cat fights. I don't like cat beef.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Anyway, I handled the problem so that you didn't have to.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
We don't know what's going well, listen, I think.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
I handled the problem. But it was a rough week
for me in many ways. Okay, I got through.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
What else is happening?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Well, did you hear that Kanye Uh, first of all,
he's getting sued, but that he wants to have sex
with his wife or maybe soon to be ex wife's mother.
Speaker 3 (33:51):
He suggested, Yeah, he wanted to have sex with the
I'm sure he said that.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
This is sick nasty.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
I mean, why is everybody just say we're finding out
the sickness of everybody? Also, Diddy, I get Diddler, the diddler.
I was trying to sue that only fans Chick. Did
you see did I send it to you? I think
I just send it to Tammy A picture of like
it looks like an orgy, It seems to be real,
But then it was this one only fans Chick with
(34:21):
superimposed Jennifer Lopez fakeabe, I know, fake, but the picture's
not fake.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
The picture's fake, babe, in total Babe. You look at
the picture, that's like it wasn't even a good photo show.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
So the picture's real. Did j LO part is fake?
But the girl that's in it, that's Jlo. That's really
the whole thing is real. The picture's real. Okay, Yeah,
but they put Jlo's fake.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
That's fake.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
Yeah, because if it wasn't Jlo, it would just be
like like a nighttime picture of people like getting ready.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah to the freak.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Off, yes, off, We're going to start to see leaks
of pictures of the freak.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
All.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Well, we haven't seen anything yet. We haven't seen anything.
We're going to see him because I'm like.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
Yo, let's let's let's get a really free diddy.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Are we at free now?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Hell no, we're not at free trial?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
May right, Okay, so that's when we'll start seeing some stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Because I think he's going to take a plea deal.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I don't know if there's anything to plea out of.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
You don't think so. Like I said, you know, he'll
get like twenty years to take a plea deal, and
you know what I mean. Yeah, he'll take a plea
deal to get him lower years and he'll start.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Cop a plea maybe.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
I bet you he does. I bet you he does.
Oh yeah, because I think, yeah, I think this gets
really really really intense.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
And twenty years in jail. Holy shit, I bet your
life's done.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, that's crazy. He's going to have problems in jail.
Oh man, he's going to have major He's got him.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Now because he's in he's in Brooklyn. He's still got
to take a shower.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Right, Yeah, everybody got a show, but you don't have.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
No private shower. No, they're having the freak offfs on
them now, I'm.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Sure no, not in that place. That's that's not that place.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
They might kill you in there, like I know, I
don't know, but it's that's a jail, that's not prison.
Prison is where the freaks happened. The prison freak offfs
happened in prison?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Jail?
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Is you know, like a jail, like a jail like
Roscoe Pico train jail, Like what is that Roscoe Pico train?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
I don't know, remember the remember the TV show with
Roscoe like Dukes of Hazzard. Yes, like the jail, just
like jail.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, that's the pre.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Game yeah pre game. Wait babe, so did you also
see that this is totally off talking about I don't
know what made me think of that. Tamar Judge from
the Housewives of Orange Counties, she's on the spectrum. She
announced that she's on the spectrum.
Speaker 6 (36:58):
Of what.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Well, I think what spectrum.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Autistic spect She doesn't really say, she doesn't really get
into the details. She's still working that out with her therapist.
But I think it's because she wants to stay at
home all the time and that she's not knowing how
to relate with people in general. But I think that
I think that maybe she's discovering that's how she's impatient
with Shannon Badoor and she doesn't she immediately wants has
(37:23):
to go to the truth, and she doesn't know how
to connect and stuff like that. I don't know she's
naming her therapist in the whole situation, so she's not
necessarily diagnosing herself, but they haven't yet got to the
bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I don't mock, belittle, make fun of anybody with any
mental health stuff. However, I feel like if anyone, and
I mean literally anybody in the world was to go
to a therapist enough, you can come up with a
diagnosis for somebody for something.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Definitely, I was like kind of disappointed because I've been
in therapy a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
What do you got?
Speaker 2 (37:55):
He hasn't really given me anything. I mean, he gave
me a little I don't know, not enough to like
announce it.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
But yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
If you do get quote unquote diagnosed or something, why
do you have to announce it?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
And I feel like, at a certain age.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Who cares well into your fifties, we don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
We've seen you on the show and you're great.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
This generation of people, they do your generation can't imagine,
like and mean, we all have all kinds of stuff.
But isn't it amazing how progress has allowed it to
just be so different than when we grew up.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
They wanted me on pure grade lithium when I was
a kid.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
I bet they wanted to give me that.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
And this wasn't like the testa su clim the good ship. Yeah,
they wanted to.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Imagine if they did that, if your dad let them
do that to you, that.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
The trope or mobile hope whatever they want to know.
This is from the New York City public school education system.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
They wanted me on that, that Jack Nichols, that Cuckoo's
Nest ship to slow me down.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
They wanted you on that, Jaz They they wanted me
on that.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
They tried to put me on that ship.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'm so glad they didn't. They kept pure. They kept
you on that pure disruptive behavior.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
And and you know, like I could say, if I
went to a doctor for a couple of weeks, one session,
you go, you got this, that and the third.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
But it gives a ship. You gotta make it work.
You gotta follow the rules. And if you if you
don't follow it.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Put you in that, put you in Brooklyn prison with
the deadler.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Anyway, we're back Rap Reports. Reality is back. There's so
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