Welcome to episode 39 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
Being in Miami Beach
Recording on Their Wedding Annivesary
Celebrating 8 Years Married
Needs For More Schooling on Family Life
Rocky Bringing Them Closer Together
The Grand Dame Arrest Video
Married To Medicine
Peter Thomas Going To Jail
RHOBH Team Dorit
Tom Sandoval representing himself in court
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Three two one and hello anniversary episode. Yes, it is
welcome to Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
My name is Michael.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Rapaport, my name is Keebi Rapaport, and.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is Rapaport's Reality. It is our anniversary episode.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The actual day too. Today is our anniversary, the.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Actual day of our anniversary. And you're probably like, why
are you spending it podcasting?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Because we love.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Podcast Reality never sleeps, Reality never sleeps. We live, breathe, eat, drink,
and romance all things reality TV. If you've never listened
to rap ports Reality, welcome. If you've never listened to
rapports Reality, where the hell have you been?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But it's never too late to start.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
This is the podcast where KB and myself discuss all
things reality TV, all things popular culture, and a lot
of things about our very very interesting, very very very
intriguing relationships.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Riveting or in Miami Beach.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Reality is our foreplay.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It really is our foreplay. It's our foreplay. And are
after is it after play?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I think so? Is there such a thing after sex?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, but they're not after play. But we love it all.
We have had a great anniversary day. This is towards
the end of our day. We are in Miami, yep.
Where the weather is good.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's nice because it's not so hot. But I was
just sitting outside and I literally got cold. It's windy.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean, it's not twenty eight like it is in
New York, right, And who are we to complain?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We are literally in Miami Beach.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
We have been eating a lot, well, some people have.
I've been eating a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
We had a very very very very nice atmospheric lunch
anniversary lunch that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Was very nice at a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Very thoughtful of you to have picked that out ahead
of time.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We went shopping, we had iced teas, we went for
a nice walk.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We're simple folk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
We're not. There were a couple of gifts given, but.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We're basically simple folk. Yes, we're very very simple folk.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We like the simple things.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And of course we're going to podcast on our anniversary
because we have been watching so much reality TV in
between napping, eating and other entertaining things here in Miami.
But it is eight years, eight years of us being married,
fifteen years of us being together.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I I ask you a question, Go ahead, babe, what
do you like about being married?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, what do I like about being married to you,
or what do I like about being married? Because the
first time I was married so young, And I think
that I truly think that there should be classes. I
think the twelfth grade of high school there should be
so much more classes about family building, a family building,
(03:11):
a bank account, you know, credit.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Mortgage, real life, yeah, I got.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It, relationships. I really think like there should be classes
on that. I think they waste a bunch of time
putting seniors in high school's feet to the fire with
all sorts of other shit. And I think that stuff
is important too, But I feel like, especially the last
two semesters or semester of high school, it should be
like there's so many things you could be preparing young
(03:37):
boys and girls for life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I think you learn all that stuff though a lot
of times from your own parents and maybe coming from
a different kind of lifestyle where your parents are married,
do they encourage that your your synagogue or your church
or your religion sort of promotes being married and having
a family if you don't have that. But still it's
a roundabout way to get to like a happy, you
(04:00):
know marriage. I read something the other day that second
marriages get divorced more than first ones. Really it's a
higher percentage of divorce.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, to answer the question, what I like about being
married is the structure. I like the consistency. The structure
of the consistency. I like the dedication because it is
there is a conscious dedication that you must have to
the marriage, to working on the marriage, to working on
the relationship. Yeah, and I like the through thick and thin.
(04:31):
I mean, listen, I have it pretty easy because you are,
for the most part, pretty simple to be married too.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I think that's a good ad.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You know, that is a very good answer. You gave
a really really nice toast at lunch to me. Yes,
and you said some things. You said some things you've
never said to me. You said, Yeah, you said, and this.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is GPT is a motherfucker man.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
No, you said, this is from the heart because I
saw you, like, you know, gathering your thoughts. You said
to me that I am truly truly right or die.
And I know from that that's true. Like, and that
is important because that's what I strive to be as
a person, as a daughter, as a friend. Is that
I could cry thinking about it because I am like
when I love you, I love you, but I would
(05:19):
correct you I don't think that I'm that easy to
be married to you because I'm like on your ass,
like white on rice, like I nag you a lot.
And I realized that I do. It's not that I
don't accept you for who you are. I just don't
like some of the shit.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Would you like to share some of the things that
you eat?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't like you peeing on the toilet. You still
pee on the toilet seat. I've been working on that,
do you know. I literally in this hotel that we're
staying at, you know, there's like a living room, the
bed is next door, and then I literally passed you
to pee, you know, like my second P and you're
probably third P last night last I think last night
or the night before. And I was like, I literally
say last week.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We're not talking about sleep. We're talking about like throughout
the evening through the like it's sleep pee, you know,
when you're getting up to pee, it's sleepy, but it's
also reality.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We've been watching a lot of reality TV and the NFL, right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
So anyway, so when you're sleeping with somebody, I think
that your body's kind of talk to each other. So
we pee at the same time. Yes, and then I
go in there and I just sit down on wetness.
I'm just I stand up and I'm like, my ass
is wet, then my under and then I become peepee girl.
I'm surprised you have a turned to me and say
like you still like piss because I'm constantly sitting on
a toilet that's wet, so and I'm just wondering. You know,
(06:31):
you're supposed to lift the toilet up, you know that, right,
and then afterwards you're supposed to put it down. Yes, right,
So a lot of times you don't do that. I
get it, you're tired. I said to you today, you'd
burn a lot more calories if you just lift that
that that seat.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Up one two calories.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's a simple thing. It adds up. That's something that
I'm asking for immediately to change. Is pissing on the
see oh yeah, and everywhere we are, like in the apartment,
same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okay, Like I can't even get away with it on
the hotel vacation. No, that's no it Okay, I understand
that's a valid complaint. That's a historic, valid complaint that
I would think a lot of wives say about. Man,
it's very very sort of CBS sitcom Dad, Ray, did
(07:14):
you piss on the toilet again?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It really is? And I hate to like, you're so
more sophisticated and more complicated than that, but also very simple.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, but I.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Loved our lunch. I love that our anniversary lunch turned
into us watching a scene from Rocky. Yes, how did
I get that out of you? Because I started to
correct you on something or maybe like they clean up
the table and then you ate off the table, and
I was like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I want to help clean up.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I said, you don't need to help them clean up.
They're coming back, yes, And then you kind of gave
me that look like here we go again.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I mean we are.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
We're going on fifteen years of being together. So this
is I'm like becoming the old ball and chain, and
I'm asking you to help me not become the ball
and chain. But just don't eat off the table. I mean,
there's some pickles on the tape.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You could a couple of pieces of rice. Risotto was good.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It was a good ulta crum though, and you literally
the bare tee anyway, and I said, you really are
my Rocky and I really am your.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Agent and I said yes, And then you said, did
did Rocky ever get mad at Adrian? And then I
was sorting out the scene from Rocky three, the classic
scene on the beach, Miles Jordan, play a little clip
of it, you know, have to put the whole scene.
Play a little clip of uh, Rocky and Adrian sorting
things out Rocky three. This is when he was getting
ready to fight mister T who had obviously beaten the
(08:30):
crap out of Apollo Creed, and Mickey died.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Mickey died before the fight. He had a heart attack.
He was so overwhelmed.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And then Rocky was in Los Angeles and Apollo Creed
was going to train him and he was.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Scared by the way. I don't want me to danger you,
but this was our anniversary. I Hardy got this whole story.
I just I love that scene. It's a great scene.
Short to play a little bit of the scene out.
I don't believe in myself no more.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Don't understand if I don't believe that he's finished, it's over.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's it, that's not that is it?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Tell me what are you putting me through?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Agent? What the truth? The truth is?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't want to lose what I got.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
In the beginning, I didn't care about what happened to me.
I go on the ring, I got bussed up.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I didn't care.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But now the jew, that's a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't want to lose what I got.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And then after that, after this scene which it brought, us.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Were sitting at the table with our white Chris napkins
in our faces. I want the people, you know, it
was very It was crowded around us. I wonder if
people were like they both because they announced they it's
your anniversary, mister, rapperboard mister, and so people knew we
were there for that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We went in the champagne room, Yes, champagne bar. I
asked for the champagne room, and then I said, that's
like a strip club with the champagne, with.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
The champagne bar. Anyway, we looked. We were both hunched over,
huddled over your phone, crying into our napkins over and
I think, what hit me? The line that really does
hit me. It was a line that really just got me.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's about being scared. Well, we just played.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It was a total loyalty line. It was a loyalty
line and it hit right home. And I said to you,
I am your Adrian, and then you played that particular
scene and it literally was me like with you, yes,
so yes, I'm happy to be married to you. It's
not always easy, but it's always worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
One hundred and fifty percent. Anyway, enough about our reality.
Thirty minutes of footage from lagron Dame. My goodness, lagron
(10:45):
Dome was found guilty and lagron Dome her arrest. Footage
from her alleged drunk well, it's not alleged. I don't
know if she was just drunk. I don't know if
it was a mix.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That seemed like mixed here when you're Thomas Jefferson's concubine,
that's not just liquor.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thirty minutes of her getting arrested, her in the jail,
her talking to the police officer, and that wig. I mean,
I don't know if it was take down. Thank god
that puppy didn't fall.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It was holding on for dear life.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But Karen Huger Lagrondame, that footage was looming. We knew
that it was out there, and it was released on
the day that she went to court.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
And I always wish these things were released when they're
shooting though. Whoa because I mean, they talked about it
so much and they it's just wrong. But you know
what I said to you. They have been living with
her and they see how much she drinks. They all
have insinuated, they have phone calls with a drunk Karen.
(11:49):
It just it's so sad to me, though, to have
watched that video because she was so out of herself. Yeah, Claimscot,
I'm kidding, thank you. Then, I don't know what the
fact that's any coin? Did that go ahead? What Andy coin?
(12:13):
They call me the coin. It's similar to when Luanne
the Great Countess Luanne de la SEPs from the Housewives
of New.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
York former Countess correct former.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Shit, I think she let that go. I still like
to call her the county too. She'll always be the Countess. Yeah, same,
But anyway, it's the same thing. It's like very long
that video also, that was and you're in that car. No,
it's just I just feel her pain. And this last
episode when the Mermaids get out of the party, the
Love Island party that she's having, Uh, the Mermaids get
(12:47):
out and you know big mister Ben Big Ben Ray
is over there worried about that. I just feel like
she is lacking inside and you know of something I
don't know. It's like this grandiosity comes from a lack
of everything.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Really, yes, And to see her like that, it was
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
She probably is so embarrassed because she imagine talking crazy
to the cop talk.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I was talking crazy to her cast mates about like
I will be vindicated, Like this is not happening to me,
you know, unfortunately, And now we've all seen what it
really is.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And it was just minutes upon minutes upon.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Minutes and known that could could happen.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I wondered, did she know that footage was out there?
And then how does it get released? I don't know
how that whole thing happens.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I don't know. It doesn't seem legal.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It doesn't seem legal, like when when somebody gets arrested,
the arrest footage. It should be for witness stuff and
it should be like a court and a judge and
it should be for the case.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
And that's it.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It shouldn't be like on Queens of Bravo or like
every block.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's just nasty. I don't appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And now they're saying, will Lagrondame go to jail? We
will a grondame do some part time, you know, eighteen months.
I think she's looking at me. I don't know if
it's two years. And they're also saying, well, Lagron down
be a Leco from the show WHOA.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I never even thought that even came to my mind.
I know, I know, I don't think so bad because
Luanne didn't get kicked off.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And neither did a Shannon Badoor right who had her
driving situation.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So we wish the best. We're glad no one was
hurt in her incident.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I mean, she was so drunk, babe. Like the fact
that no, she wasn't hurting and she didn't hurt anyone
is literally a miracle that she was gone gone.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And when you get arrested after being like whacked out
of your tree, if you can't sober up from the
fact that you're like, oh shit, I'm in trouble, You're
really you're really fucked up, Like you're really what do
you mean, like you're drunk or high or whatever you're on.
Because I feel like I personally, I don't know that
(14:54):
that feeling what it's like to be drunk, drunk, drunk
where it's out of control. I really don't know that feeling.
For those of you who don't know this about me,
I'm not a drink. I've never been a drinker. Kibi
is also not a drinker nor a drugger. And I've
only been like, I've never been inebriated. I've been drunk once,
but I mean even then I was cohesive, like and
(15:16):
it's terrible. If you were in that state of drunkenness
that I've experienced, which isn't much, if I did something wrong,
I'd be like, oh shit, Like I might be just
a little bit off, but I feel like the adrenaline
from like oh shit, I'm going to jail, I'm being arrested,
I would know, or like my body would like turn
back on.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, she's talking.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I know. It's so strange. It literally happened to her,
and then she was on the show acting like you
guys will see what really and now we're seeing and
she said I will be vindicated. Yeah she did say that.
And it's crazy to me that it says that she
might have a lot of in her work to do
a lot of she might have to jump into the
be a friend of Bill because she has no humility
(15:58):
over the situation at all. Man. And I don't know
if that just was for the show, because she does.
Do you know in her interview packages she is very
I feel like she puts it on by the way
it came out in the front seat of the cop
car when she said, they call me the lagron Dome. Oh,
that's something Andy Cohen gave me, and she kind of
like shunned it off like I would never that's not me.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
The name was given to me.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
But but the fact that when she was that messed up,
that she thought of that, right, did she like that?
You know, you're in.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Her the cars like I don't know who the fuck is?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah? Yeah, anyway, I really hope that. I mean what,
she's got no choice to learn a lesson from it,
but I have to learn a lesson. Very glad that
no one got hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
We're very glad that nobody got hurt. We have to
emphasize again the excellence of this season and all seasons.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Of Married to Medicine.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh my goodness, I mean it's it's been a two
part trip to where they go Panama?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, Panama.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, they were in Panama, the Ladies of uh Married
to Medicine or in Panama and.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
There was a blowout with doctor Heavenly and uh, Contessa, now.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Babe, do you think doctor Heavenly by saying I think,
she said fuck your mom.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, and her mom had passed.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And she gave her a couple She was like, my
mom that died in twenty twelve, mom, and she said yeah,
and she went off again.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yes, and then Contessa was like she they were said that,
you know.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You got a husband. At least I had to have
a husband that might be having some biracial baby coming.
It was a sating that doctor Heavenly's peaceful sweet doctor
husband's cheating with some mcinness or something. She said the
last name? Did she say the last name? She said
her last name right, because if the rumor was pretty solid,
(17:46):
she gave a name. And it was a bad, bad,
bad fight. And doctor Jackie was very upset.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
She was crying about it and uh, Kntessa, who's done
bodybuilding contest?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, I wouldn't want to mess with her.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
And she came, after she came, after she.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Came, she was ready to go. She was ready to go.
She said security. She said security. Yeah, I don't like listen.
I don't like when these ladies I don't get to
this point. When she said security, I was like, well,
damn bitch, you started it, and.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
The other were like, yeah, this is because you're like
you can't say that about the her mom.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, she's like your mama jokes like come on now.
Like doctor Heveley, she's a trip because she she gets
on her thing and she stays with it. She does
not want to change. She's got she's about it. Her
mouth is about it, and you know, I love the
show always goes back and shows like her her live
(18:45):
Instagram lives that she does. She talks mad crap about
everybody those lives and they have it for days like
they can always intrust. When in doubt, they just cut
to doctor Heveny talking about someone.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh they have it on their track, every single thing.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
All of these women you're doing like you're not gonna
do a live and then it's just gonna disappear, right
rest ashore. If you're on one of those shows, you
better stand by what you've said. You might forget, you
might have forgotten about it. It might be a forty
five second something or other while you're chilling and you're.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Just pissed off.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
They are going to have it, and they're going to
pull it and they're gonna post it and they mightn't
even tell you they have it.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's true, but you're telling me that many hours you
could forget and you know what you've said on Instagram
or on TV. It can become one big cluster.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But that shit was funny. But she was like she
was scared.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah, I just you know, I like the fight Doctor Contessa.
I think does Doctor Contessa. And she's come back. She
was off a season, and uh, because I'm a huge
fan of hers, I love her. Okay, And we saw
her again at brav O'cammer. Remember when she got out
of the car and we are the the golf cart,
so you drive everyone around a golf cart and she
(20:00):
was like, do you guys watch our show? And I
was like, oh, yes, we do. That was really cool.
She even said something like not she kind of inferred
like why did come back on the show, Like you
ladies are just impossible?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well, heavenly man, he impossible. She got she's one of
the biggest ship talkers in all abroad.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Any of them talk to her. Yeah, she double's got
her mouth and it's intense.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
She triples down and she doesn't back off. But it
is made for great, great, great TV. And this season
is just of them. Some people have never seen teare
They're good, I mean so great. And they had a
Beyonce impersonator. Oh my goodness, was it a woman? We
don't know what exactly that?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Wow? I don't know, babe. I mean I would say
that maybe you know this miche This is a fancy
like she does legit Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
She wins Beyonce contest. Yeah, yeah, she came on to
for a Beyonce photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I don't want to say that she could be on
drag Race.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I don't I don't don't know, but she was great anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Married to Medicine has been a great, great, great show,
and it's a it's truly still is somehow a sleeper.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't know how it hasn't crossed. The readings for
that show aren't great. They need to keep.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That show can never go off the air. That show
should never ever go off the air. Another person who
is in trouble with the law Peter Thomas, who was
(21:35):
famous for.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
His run on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Peter Thomas, who was married to Cynthia.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Cynthia is going to jail for eighteen months for some
sort of money stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Wasn't he in jail before that?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm not sure of. I mean that I'm not sure of.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I wouldn't doubt it what you're saying, you.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Know, Yes, Peter's going to jail. He got eighteen months.
I think it's some kind of fraud or something. We
love Peter.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
We have a picture with Peter.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yes, we met Peter and we were excited to be Peter.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah. Wow, that's too bad. Yes, Cynthia has just been
dodging the bullets. I mean that's he was no bueno
to me.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yes, But for her, yeah, I think she's fifty three
sent now, maybe four set now. But I wanted to
share that with you, that Peter Thomas is going to jail.
And then, of course, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
we must give a strong shout out to Deret for
standing in the pocket of diversity.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
We must give a shout out to.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Kyle Richards, who has been scrutinized questioned for years on
that show that she doesn't do enough, she does too little, this, that,
and the third.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
But team team straight up, Team Deret. I don't like
what's happening? You know. You know. The one thing I
will say is that the after show sometimes better than
the show. I know, the after party is better than
the part because you're getting these ladies first hand. The
pairing seems to be who they're talking with, Yes, seems
(23:10):
to be strategic and very interesting, and you're getting them,
You're getting a look behind the curtains straight up, and
it's fascinating. So I may be having one opinion when
I watched the show, and then they kind of add
context and nuance to the things and I'm like, oh,
I'm with her this whole thing. And that I think
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was the first two episodes, three episodes where Durite shares
part of a text from top. Kyle says it's on
the after show she said, it's like the worst thing.
I'm sorry from Kyle. Yes, Durit shares it. Yes, it's
not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, it wasn't anything horrible.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Kyle says on the after show that she's never seen
anything like it on the show. This bad.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
No no, no, no no divorce.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
They're both in vulnerable positions and I think they're taking
it out on each other. Yes, and it would be
really difficult to be, like, have these great lives of
this big, rich, wealthy lives, of this long standing love,
and then it all crashes. And then those two dudes
trapes around the world together and are still friends. And
then you and your friend have a falling out, have
(24:22):
a falling out because you're both overly sensitive or don't
feel like the other one's saying the right thing or
holding on to something when somebody wasn't that loyal. It's
just a big mess. But I really love the Dereite
is like you used up all your chances. Sorry with Kyle,
she's a fuck anybody.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes, the only one who needs you, the one who
she's gonna have to really tighten up her belt for
is Garcel.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Because I want.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
To say, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
You know they've been going after Dereite. This is a
historic thing with the Real Housewives. When the women or
the producer, the women and the producers sense that you're
not sharing it all, they want you. They want to
go after you until you break break.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, you got to go over the ledge, not at
the edge, over it.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And then you got to say this is why I've
been acting so crazy, like they did on with Broun
Win on Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
They were fucking.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Attacking thing that happens, right, and then he.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Got to go, well, he cheated on me, and you
got to share something worse than and and I don't
know if they know this or they don't know this
or to attack the jealousy or it's just cattiness or
to nature of the show or the nature of the women,
but they will push you until you tell something that
you probably didn't want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
She didn't want to tell.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
On Salt Lake it happened to Bronwin. I'm saying, okay,
And she had to share that. It's in Kyle Keith
tim who cares? That guy's a dick like professor, professor dick,
whatever his name is. She had to share it the guy.
Now that whole relationship makes sense, Like I was onto
(26:02):
something because I think that poor lady having to deal
with his funky ass like he is funky, like he's
he's funky, and you can't you don't have enough money,
I don't give boo, like no, thank you, you're rude,
you're mean, and to her on television on television like
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And he doesn't like cameras apparently but he's comfortable enough,
Like I mean, at least be like do it at
home if you don't like her behavior, like, well, those
aren't little cameras.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
And carwhere by the way, there's more than one.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And they're on people's shoulders and they're they're rigged up in.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
There, they're right near you. It's crazy. So you signed
up for something with her, obviously, and you better If
you can't behave in front of cameras and you don't
like cameras, imagine what he's like at home. Fuck, but
they will break you. And then she had to break
you know, it's gonna be good for her on by
the way, she's a ready made housewife. I'm a huge fan.
(26:58):
She came in fully baked, fully ready and baked, and
she's a true star. Some people can do that, like
Sutton came in a housewife. She just came in a housewife.
There's some people that come in other people that I'm like.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Erica Jane came in a housewife.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
She came in a housewife. But again she got hazed too.
She had to break down, right she.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's one of the worst hazings ever. And the only
person who I would say probably never has been hazed
or pushed or questioned or questioned to share.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
And we know in real life, but.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
As a housewife, Garcela has gotten away with a lot.
Garcel who we love, we know, has gotten away with
a lot, never really had to go sea.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
We don't know who you're dating, not you're dating.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
We don't know why you're married, why you're not married,
like we want to see you cry.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
And and she she, I mean the thing the accusation
that she made about Dret's robbery in the last episode, Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
My gosh, she all but said that the ship was staged.
That I think she was insinuating that y you. She said,
Dre may not know that it is meaning it was
insinuating that PK did it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yo them mist fighting words, that those are suing words.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
What are you talking about? Like her kids are at home,
Like you think Pik sent some dudes over there to
rob them when the kids are like that for an
insurance scam. The insurance are for to get money because
they're having money problem, or he knows he's getting divorced
and he needs some extra money. It's taking her jewel.
That's one of the lowest thing I've ever heard. Now
that's nuts. To accuse people of that, that's crazy. But
(28:37):
you got to come with some kind of receipts somewhere
or some a piece of a receipt or an idea
of a receipt to say something like that. That's insane
to me.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
One hundred percent. One hundred percent. And and like I said,
I asked you.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
When it came out, I like, do you think Duret's
watching this? This is insane? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well is she seen it?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yes? Baby?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
From what I know, everybody gets all the episodes for
here and everybody watches them.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yes, they have that.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
That would I wouldn't. I would have a hard time
looking at someone after that if they did that to me.
I'm sure she'd be confronted like crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
If that hasn't been dealt with on the rest of
the season, it's definitely gonna be dealt with that the reunion,
because that's some foul that's way out there.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Like I say, Like I said, Garcel must have some
kind of something to have said that. That's not a hunch.
You don't even if it's a hunch, you don't say
that that's insane.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
She insinuated that PK set up the run the two
of them.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
See, so it couldn't just be She's like, Dari may
not have known about it, but well, who know about it?
And how do you know about it?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Garcel?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Right, well, where are you getting this from? By the way,
you have to be sinister, okay, one p K would
have to be sinister, and then they would have to
be wild to do that shit on TV. Okay, like
Teresa Judici and Joe Jude Jude Ice they.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Were in Teresa Judaye please, but.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Italian is a ice.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Right right right.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
So like they were doing he was doing shady stuff
Joe like, but on being on TV. But it wasn't
on He wasn't doing the shady stuff on TV. He
was just on TV while other shady stuff with the
current of his life. But that would mean that Derry
and p K were real shady to do stage of
robbery for TV show. Come on, it's crazy that.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I hope that that plays itself out on the season.
If not, it must play itself out on the reunion
and durit. If you're listening, and we know you probably are, Yo,
you need to you need to take the.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Gloves off for that.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
You need to take the gloves off of that because
that is just that is a crazy, crazy accusation. But
like I said, uh, they these women, they don't stop
until they crying. They need not coming out of your nose,
mascara running. How they've done to all of them until
until that moment happens, they've never had enough. Uh And
and like like you said, they've all went through it.
(31:01):
I just want to say that the one person who
hasn't went through it again is the great garcel Bevo.
The other thing that I didn't know if you know about, Babe,
is that Tom Sandoval allegedly Tom Sandoval of Scandival formally
reality star of Vans, which we're gonna have to start saying.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
He's former star of vander Pump no longer a star Van.
I'm dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Tom Sandival formally of vander Pump rules, most famous for
scannibal his court case with his ex Ariano Mattos. He
has gotten rid of his lawyer. We don't know why
he's in.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Court because of a Ka Bamby eyed.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Is it the bambyde it's that case?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
That case? No, I don't think it's that case.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Isn't the Arionomatics case?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Well, she's in it. She's what's her name is showing
Rachel Raquel is doing both of them.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Right well as of now, and we don't know if
this is true or not, but Tom Sandivill might be
representing himself in that case.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
On some my cousin Vinie.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Sho, Okay, she's this dumber than I thought he was.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I want to say this though, but if somehow, some way,
Tom sandvil who has has problems completing a full sentence
at times, yeah, pulls off a Hail Mary and represents
himself in court and wins, you gotta Derek jeter him.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You gotta take I will, I will if that If
that's the case. But also it's not being filmed, so
what do we care? Right? You can't imagine watching Tom
defending himself in court. It would we could see that unreal.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It would be unfucking believable. It would be unfucking believable.
And I don't know if that's a rumor now, that
would be awesome. That ship would be crazy. Yeah, that
shit would be crazy if he if he did it.
But but I just want to say, if you weren't
planning to represent yourself in court, Tom, I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Okay, Well, you know what, if you're bold enough to
do that and dumb enough, I'm rooting for him too.
There's no way that that could possibly be true. Where
did you get this?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's all over the internet.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I don't know if people just make shit up, but
it's like, you know, it wasn't just one blogger.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It was like a multiple blockers.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't know if if it one thing lates to
another thing leads to another thing.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
But that's the rumor. Is that Tom sannibal ESQ.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
He's a fucking lawyer now Tom Sandible anyway, anyway, it's
rock Ports Reality. Make sure you tell a friend to
tell a friend. You don't have to wish us happy anniversary.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's fine. You don't have to send any gifts.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Flowers or chocolates.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You certainly don't need to send any chocolates. We are stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Oh no, I can't, I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I mean to the fucking gills. Yeah, stuff to the gills.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
But make sure you tell a friend to tell a
friend about rap a Ports Reality. Subscribe, rate and review,
and absolutely follow us on Instagram at Rapaport's Reality and
Babe it's eight years of marriage fifteen years together, arguably
the single greatest decision of my life, if not the
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greatest decision of my life.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
And you look.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Beautiful right now while I'm saying this, looking you in
the face, your eyes are sparkling, your skin is fantastic, your.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Hair is curly, and thank you, babe. All I could
say is.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Sab same, I love you too, so much. All Right,
we're out.
Three two one and hello anniversary episode. Yes, it is
welcome to Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
My name is Michael.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Rapaport, my name is Keebi Rapaport, and.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
This is Rapaport's Reality. It is our anniversary episode.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The actual day too. Today is our anniversary, the.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Actual day of our anniversary. And you're probably like, why
are you spending it podcasting?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Because we love.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Podcast Reality never sleeps, Reality never sleeps. We live, breathe, eat, drink,
and romance all things reality TV. If you've never listened
to rap ports Reality, welcome. If you've never listened to
rapports Reality, where the hell have you been?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But it's never too late to start.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
This is the podcast where KB and myself discuss all
things reality TV, all things popular culture, and a lot
of things about our very very interesting, very very very
intriguing relationships.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Riveting or in Miami Beach.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Reality is our foreplay.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It really is our foreplay. It's our foreplay. And are
after is it after play?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I think so? Is there such a thing after sex?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, but they're not after play. But we love it all.
We have had a great anniversary day. This is towards
the end of our day. We are in Miami, yep.
Where the weather is good.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's nice because it's not so hot. But I was
just sitting outside and I literally got cold. It's windy.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I mean, it's not twenty eight like it is in
New York, right, And who are we to complain?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
We are literally in Miami Beach.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
We have been eating a lot, well, some people have.
I've been eating a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
We had a very very very very nice atmospheric lunch
anniversary lunch that.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Was very nice at a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Very thoughtful of you to have picked that out ahead
of time.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We went shopping, we had iced teas, we went for
a nice walk.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
We're simple folk.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
We're not. There were a couple of gifts given, but.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
We're basically simple folk. Yes, we're very very simple folk.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
We like the simple things.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And of course we're going to podcast on our anniversary
because we have been watching so much reality TV in
between napping, eating and other entertaining things here in Miami.
But it is eight years, eight years of us being married,
fifteen years of us being together.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I I ask you a question, Go ahead, babe, what
do you like about being married?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Well, what do I like about being married to you,
or what do I like about being married? Because the
first time I was married so young, And I think
that I truly think that there should be classes. I
think the twelfth grade of high school there should be
so much more classes about family building, a family building,
(03:11):
a bank account, you know, credit.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Mortgage, real life, yeah, I got.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It, relationships. I really think like there should be classes
on that. I think they waste a bunch of time
putting seniors in high school's feet to the fire with
all sorts of other shit. And I think that stuff
is important too, But I feel like, especially the last
two semesters or semester of high school, it should be
like there's so many things you could be preparing young
(03:37):
boys and girls for life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I think you learn all that stuff though a lot
of times from your own parents and maybe coming from
a different kind of lifestyle where your parents are married,
do they encourage that your your synagogue or your church
or your religion sort of promotes being married and having
a family if you don't have that. But still it's
a roundabout way to get to like a happy, you
(04:00):
know marriage. I read something the other day that second
marriages get divorced more than first ones. Really it's a
higher percentage of divorce.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Well, to answer the question, what I like about being
married is the structure. I like the consistency. The structure
of the consistency. I like the dedication because it is
there is a conscious dedication that you must have to
the marriage, to working on the marriage, to working on
the relationship. Yeah, and I like the through thick and thin.
(04:31):
I mean, listen, I have it pretty easy because you are,
for the most part, pretty simple to be married too.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I think that's a good ad.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
You know, that is a very good answer. You gave
a really really nice toast at lunch to me. Yes,
and you said some things. You said some things you've
never said to me. You said, Yeah, you said, and this.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Is GPT is a motherfucker man.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
No, you said, this is from the heart because I
saw you, like, you know, gathering your thoughts. You said
to me that I am truly truly right or die.
And I know from that that's true. Like, and that
is important because that's what I strive to be as
a person, as a daughter, as a friend. Is that
I could cry thinking about it because I am like
when I love you, I love you, but I would
(05:19):
correct you I don't think that I'm that easy to
be married to you because I'm like on your ass,
like white on rice, like I nag you a lot.
And I realized that I do. It's not that I
don't accept you for who you are. I just don't
like some of the shit.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Would you like to share some of the things that
you eat?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I don't like you peeing on the toilet. You still
pee on the toilet seat. I've been working on that,
do you know. I literally in this hotel that we're
staying at, you know, there's like a living room, the
bed is next door, and then I literally passed you
to pee, you know, like my second P and you're
probably third P last night last I think last night
or the night before. And I was like, I literally
say last week.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
We're not talking about sleep. We're talking about like throughout
the evening through the like it's sleep pee, you know,
when you're getting up to pee, it's sleepy, but it's
also reality.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We've been watching a lot of reality TV and the NFL, right.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
So anyway, so when you're sleeping with somebody, I think
that your body's kind of talk to each other. So
we pee at the same time. Yes, and then I
go in there and I just sit down on wetness.
I'm just I stand up and I'm like, my ass
is wet, then my under and then I become peepee girl.
I'm surprised you have a turned to me and say
like you still like piss because I'm constantly sitting on
a toilet that's wet, so and I'm just wondering. You know,
(06:31):
you're supposed to lift the toilet up, you know that, right,
and then afterwards you're supposed to put it down. Yes, right,
So a lot of times you don't do that. I
get it, you're tired. I said to you today, you'd
burn a lot more calories if you just lift that
that that seat.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Up one two calories.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's a simple thing. It adds up. That's something that
I'm asking for immediately to change. Is pissing on the
see oh yeah, and everywhere we are, like in the apartment,
same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Okay, Like I can't even get away with it on
the hotel vacation. No, that's no it Okay, I understand
that's a valid complaint. That's a historic, valid complaint that
I would think a lot of wives say about. Man,
it's very very sort of CBS sitcom Dad, Ray, did
(07:14):
you piss on the toilet again?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
It really is? And I hate to like, you're so
more sophisticated and more complicated than that, but also very simple.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yes, but I.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Loved our lunch. I love that our anniversary lunch turned
into us watching a scene from Rocky. Yes, how did
I get that out of you? Because I started to
correct you on something or maybe like they clean up
the table and then you ate off the table, and
I was like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I want to help clean up.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I said, you don't need to help them clean up.
They're coming back, yes, And then you kind of gave
me that look like here we go again.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I mean we are.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
We're going on fifteen years of being together. So this
is I'm like becoming the old ball and chain, and
I'm asking you to help me not become the ball
and chain. But just don't eat off the table. I mean,
there's some pickles on the tape.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You could a couple of pieces of rice. Risotto was good.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
It was a good ulta crum though, and you literally
the bare tee anyway, and I said, you really are
my Rocky and I really am your.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Agent and I said yes, And then you said, did
did Rocky ever get mad at Adrian? And then I
was sorting out the scene from Rocky three, the classic
scene on the beach, Miles Jordan, play a little clip
of it, you know, have to put the whole scene.
Play a little clip of uh, Rocky and Adrian sorting
things out Rocky three. This is when he was getting
ready to fight mister T who had obviously beaten the
(08:30):
crap out of Apollo Creed, and Mickey died.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Mickey died before the fight. He had a heart attack.
He was so overwhelmed.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And then Rocky was in Los Angeles and Apollo Creed
was going to train him and he was.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Scared by the way. I don't want me to danger you,
but this was our anniversary. I Hardy got this whole story.
I just I love that scene. It's a great scene.
Short to play a little bit of the scene out.
I don't believe in myself no more.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Don't understand if I don't believe that he's finished, it's over.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
That's it, that's not that is it?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Tell me what are you putting me through?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Agent? What the truth? The truth is?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't want to lose what I got.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
In the beginning, I didn't care about what happened to me.
I go on the ring, I got bussed up.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I didn't care.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But now the jew, that's a kid.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I don't want to lose what I got.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
And then after that, after this scene which it brought, us.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Were sitting at the table with our white Chris napkins
in our faces. I want the people, you know, it
was very It was crowded around us. I wonder if
people were like they both because they announced they it's
your anniversary, mister, rapperboard mister, and so people knew we
were there for that.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
We went in the champagne room, Yes, champagne bar. I
asked for the champagne room, and then I said, that's
like a strip club with the champagne, with.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
The champagne bar. Anyway, we looked. We were both hunched over,
huddled over your phone, crying into our napkins over and
I think, what hit me? The line that really does
hit me. It was a line that really just got me.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It's about being scared. Well, we just played.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
It was a total loyalty line. It was a loyalty
line and it hit right home. And I said to you,
I am your Adrian, and then you played that particular
scene and it literally was me like with you, yes,
so yes, I'm happy to be married to you. It's
not always easy, but it's always worth it.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
One hundred and fifty percent. Anyway, enough about our reality.
Thirty minutes of footage from lagron Dame. My goodness, lagron
(10:45):
Dome was found guilty and lagron Dome her arrest. Footage
from her alleged drunk well, it's not alleged. I don't
know if she was just drunk. I don't know if
it was a mix.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That seemed like mixed here when you're Thomas Jefferson's concubine,
that's not just liquor.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thirty minutes of her getting arrested, her in the jail,
her talking to the police officer, and that wig. I mean,
I don't know if it was take down. Thank god
that puppy didn't fall.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
It was holding on for dear life.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But Karen Huger Lagrondame, that footage was looming. We knew
that it was out there, and it was released on
the day that she went to court.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
And I always wish these things were released when they're
shooting though. Whoa because I mean, they talked about it
so much and they it's just wrong. But you know
what I said to you. They have been living with
her and they see how much she drinks. They all
have insinuated, they have phone calls with a drunk Karen.
(11:49):
It just it's so sad to me, though, to have
watched that video because she was so out of herself. Yeah, Claimscot,
I'm kidding, thank you. Then, I don't know what the
fact that's any coin? Did that go ahead? What Andy coin?
(12:13):
They call me the coin. It's similar to when Luanne
the Great Countess Luanne de la SEPs from the Housewives
of New.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
York former Countess correct former.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Shit, I think she let that go. I still like
to call her the county too. She'll always be the Countess. Yeah, same,
But anyway, it's the same thing. It's like very long
that video also, that was and you're in that car. No,
it's just I just feel her pain. And this last
episode when the Mermaids get out of the party, the
Love Island party that she's having, Uh, the Mermaids get
(12:47):
out and you know big mister Ben Big Ben Ray
is over there worried about that. I just feel like
she is lacking inside and you know of something I
don't know. It's like this grandiosity comes from a lack
of everything.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Really, yes, And to see her like that, it was
I know.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
She probably is so embarrassed because she imagine talking crazy
to the cop talk.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
I was talking crazy to her cast mates about like
I will be vindicated, Like this is not happening to me,
you know, unfortunately, And now we've all seen what it
really is.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
And it was just minutes upon minutes upon.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Minutes and known that could could happen.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I wondered, did she know that footage was out there?
And then how does it get released? I don't know
how that whole thing happens.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I don't know. It doesn't seem legal.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It doesn't seem legal, like when when somebody gets arrested,
the arrest footage. It should be for witness stuff and
it should be like a court and a judge and
it should be for the case.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
And that's it.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It shouldn't be like on Queens of Bravo or like
every block.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
It's just nasty. I don't appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And now they're saying, will Lagrondame go to jail? We
will a grondame do some part time, you know, eighteen months.
I think she's looking at me. I don't know if
it's two years. And they're also saying, well, Lagron down
be a Leco from the show WHOA.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I never even thought that even came to my mind.
I know, I know, I don't think so bad because
Luanne didn't get kicked off.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
And neither did a Shannon Badoor right who had her
driving situation.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So we wish the best. We're glad no one was
hurt in her incident.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I mean, she was so drunk, babe. Like the fact
that no, she wasn't hurting and she didn't hurt anyone
is literally a miracle that she was gone gone.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And when you get arrested after being like whacked out
of your tree, if you can't sober up from the
fact that you're like, oh shit, I'm in trouble, You're
really you're really fucked up, Like you're really what do
you mean, like you're drunk or high or whatever you're on.
Because I feel like I personally, I don't know that
(14:54):
that feeling what it's like to be drunk, drunk, drunk
where it's out of control. I really don't know that feeling.
For those of you who don't know this about me,
I'm not a drink. I've never been a drinker. Kibi
is also not a drinker nor a drugger. And I've
only been like, I've never been inebriated. I've been drunk once,
but I mean even then I was cohesive, like and
(15:16):
it's terrible. If you were in that state of drunkenness
that I've experienced, which isn't much, if I did something wrong,
I'd be like, oh shit, Like I might be just
a little bit off, but I feel like the adrenaline
from like oh shit, I'm going to jail, I'm being arrested,
I would know, or like my body would like turn
back on.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, she's talking.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I know. It's so strange. It literally happened to her,
and then she was on the show acting like you
guys will see what really and now we're seeing and
she said I will be vindicated. Yeah she did say that.
And it's crazy to me that it says that she
might have a lot of in her work to do
a lot of she might have to jump into the
be a friend of Bill because she has no humility
(15:58):
over the situation at all. Man. And I don't know
if that just was for the show, because she does.
Do you know in her interview packages she is very
I feel like she puts it on by the way
it came out in the front seat of the cop
car when she said, they call me the lagron Dome. Oh,
that's something Andy Cohen gave me, and she kind of
like shunned it off like I would never that's not me.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
The name was given to me.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
But but the fact that when she was that messed up,
that she thought of that, right, did she like that?
You know, you're in.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Her the cars like I don't know who the fuck is?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah? Yeah, anyway, I really hope that. I mean what,
she's got no choice to learn a lesson from it,
but I have to learn a lesson. Very glad that
no one got hurt.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
We're very glad that nobody got hurt. We have to
emphasize again the excellence of this season and all seasons.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Of Married to Medicine.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Oh my goodness, I mean it's it's been a two
part trip to where they go Panama?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, Panama.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, they were in Panama, the Ladies of uh Married
to Medicine or in Panama and.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
There was a blowout with doctor Heavenly and uh, Contessa, now.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Babe, do you think doctor Heavenly by saying I think,
she said fuck your mom.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah, and her mom had passed.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And she gave her a couple She was like, my
mom that died in twenty twelve, mom, and she said yeah,
and she went off again.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yes, and then Contessa was like she they were said that,
you know.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You got a husband. At least I had to have
a husband that might be having some biracial baby coming.
It was a sating that doctor Heavenly's peaceful sweet doctor
husband's cheating with some mcinness or something. She said the
last name? Did she say the last name? She said
her last name right, because if the rumor was pretty solid,
(17:46):
she gave a name. And it was a bad, bad,
bad fight. And doctor Jackie was very upset.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
She was crying about it and uh, Kntessa, who's done
bodybuilding contest?
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yes, I wouldn't want to mess with her.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
And she came, after she came, after she.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Came, she was ready to go. She was ready to go.
She said security. She said security. Yeah, I don't like listen.
I don't like when these ladies I don't get to
this point. When she said security, I was like, well,
damn bitch, you started it, and.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
The other were like, yeah, this is because you're like
you can't say that about the her mom.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, she's like your mama jokes like come on now.
Like doctor Heveley, she's a trip because she she gets
on her thing and she stays with it. She does
not want to change. She's got she's about it. Her
mouth is about it, and you know, I love the
show always goes back and shows like her her live
(18:45):
Instagram lives that she does. She talks mad crap about
everybody those lives and they have it for days like
they can always intrust. When in doubt, they just cut
to doctor Heveny talking about someone.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Oh they have it on their track, every single thing.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
All of these women you're doing like you're not gonna
do a live and then it's just gonna disappear, right
rest ashore. If you're on one of those shows, you
better stand by what you've said. You might forget, you
might have forgotten about it. It might be a forty
five second something or other while you're chilling and you're.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Just pissed off.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
They are going to have it, and they're going to
pull it and they're gonna post it and they mightn't
even tell you they have it.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
It's true, but you're telling me that many hours you
could forget and you know what you've said on Instagram
or on TV. It can become one big cluster.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
But that shit was funny. But she was like she
was scared.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah, I just you know, I like the fight Doctor Contessa.
I think does Doctor Contessa. And she's come back. She
was off a season, and uh, because I'm a huge
fan of hers, I love her. Okay, And we saw
her again at brav O'cammer. Remember when she got out
of the car and we are the the golf cart,
so you drive everyone around a golf cart and she
(20:00):
was like, do you guys watch our show? And I
was like, oh, yes, we do. That was really cool.
She even said something like not she kind of inferred
like why did come back on the show, Like you
ladies are just impossible?
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well, heavenly man, he impossible. She got she's one of
the biggest ship talkers in all abroad.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Any of them talk to her. Yeah, she double's got
her mouth and it's intense.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
She triples down and she doesn't back off. But it
is made for great, great, great TV. And this season
is just of them. Some people have never seen teare
They're good, I mean so great. And they had a
Beyonce impersonator. Oh my goodness, was it a woman? We
don't know what exactly that?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Wow? I don't know, babe. I mean I would say
that maybe you know this miche This is a fancy
like she does legit Beyonce.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
She wins Beyonce contest. Yeah, yeah, she came on to
for a Beyonce photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I don't want to say that she could be on
drag Race.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I don't I don't don't know, but she was great anyway.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Married to Medicine has been a great, great, great show,
and it's a it's truly still is somehow a sleeper.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't know how it hasn't crossed. The readings for
that show aren't great. They need to keep.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
That show can never go off the air. That show
should never ever go off the air. Another person who
is in trouble with the law Peter Thomas, who was
(21:35):
famous for.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
His run on Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Peter Thomas, who was married to Cynthia.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Cynthia is going to jail for eighteen months for some
sort of money stuff.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Wasn't he in jail before that?
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I'm not sure of. I mean that I'm not sure of.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
I wouldn't doubt it what you're saying, you.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Know, Yes, Peter's going to jail. He got eighteen months.
I think it's some kind of fraud or something. We
love Peter.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
We have a picture with Peter.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yes, we met Peter and we were excited to be Peter.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah. Wow, that's too bad. Yes, Cynthia has just been
dodging the bullets. I mean that's he was no bueno
to me.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yes, But for her, yeah, I think she's fifty three
sent now, maybe four set now. But I wanted to
share that with you, that Peter Thomas is going to jail.
And then, of course, on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,
we must give a strong shout out to Deret for
standing in the pocket of diversity.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
We must give a shout out to.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Kyle Richards, who has been scrutinized questioned for years on
that show that she doesn't do enough, she does too little, this, that,
and the third.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
But team team straight up, Team Deret. I don't like
what's happening? You know. You know. The one thing I
will say is that the after show sometimes better than
the show. I know, the after party is better than
the part because you're getting these ladies first hand. The
pairing seems to be who they're talking with, Yes, seems
(23:10):
to be strategic and very interesting, and you're getting them,
You're getting a look behind the curtains straight up, and
it's fascinating. So I may be having one opinion when
I watched the show, and then they kind of add
context and nuance to the things and I'm like, oh,
I'm with her this whole thing. And that I think
(23:31):
was the first two episodes, three episodes where Durite shares
part of a text from top. Kyle says it's on
the after show she said, it's like the worst thing.
I'm sorry from Kyle. Yes, Durit shares it. Yes, it's
not a big deal.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
No, it wasn't anything horrible.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
Kyle says on the after show that she's never seen
anything like it on the show. This bad.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
No no, no, no no divorce.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
They're both in vulnerable positions and I think they're taking
it out on each other. Yes, and it would be
really difficult to be, like, have these great lives of
this big, rich, wealthy lives, of this long standing love,
and then it all crashes. And then those two dudes
trapes around the world together and are still friends. And
then you and your friend have a falling out, have
(24:22):
a falling out because you're both overly sensitive or don't
feel like the other one's saying the right thing or
holding on to something when somebody wasn't that loyal. It's
just a big mess. But I really love the Dereite
is like you used up all your chances. Sorry with Kyle,
she's a fuck anybody.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes, the only one who needs you, the one who
she's gonna have to really tighten up her belt for
is Garcel.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Because I want.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
To say, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
You know they've been going after Dereite. This is a
historic thing with the Real Housewives. When the women or
the producer, the women and the producers sense that you're
not sharing it all, they want you. They want to
go after you until you break break.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah, you got to go over the ledge, not at
the edge, over it.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
And then you got to say this is why I've
been acting so crazy, like they did on with Broun
Win on Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
They were fucking.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Attacking thing that happens, right, and then he.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Got to go, well, he cheated on me, and you
got to share something worse than and and I don't
know if they know this or they don't know this
or to attack the jealousy or it's just cattiness or
to nature of the show or the nature of the women,
but they will push you until you tell something that
you probably didn't want to tell you.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
She didn't want to tell.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
On Salt Lake it happened to Bronwin. I'm saying, okay,
And she had to share that. It's in Kyle Keith
tim who cares? That guy's a dick like professor, professor dick,
whatever his name is. She had to share it the guy.
Now that whole relationship makes sense, Like I was onto
(26:02):
something because I think that poor lady having to deal
with his funky ass like he is funky, like he's
he's funky, and you can't you don't have enough money,
I don't give boo, like no, thank you, you're rude,
you're mean, and to her on television on television like
that's wild.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
And he doesn't like cameras apparently but he's comfortable enough,
Like I mean, at least be like do it at
home if you don't like her behavior, like, well, those
aren't little cameras.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
And carwhere by the way, there's more than one.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And they're on people's shoulders and they're they're rigged up in.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
There, they're right near you. It's crazy. So you signed
up for something with her, obviously, and you better If
you can't behave in front of cameras and you don't
like cameras, imagine what he's like at home. Fuck, but
they will break you. And then she had to break
you know, it's gonna be good for her on by
the way, she's a ready made housewife. I'm a huge fan.
(26:58):
She came in fully baked, fully ready and baked, and
she's a true star. Some people can do that, like
Sutton came in a housewife. She just came in a housewife.
There's some people that come in other people that I'm like.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Erica Jane came in a housewife.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
She came in a housewife. But again she got hazed too.
She had to break down, right she.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
That's one of the worst hazings ever. And the only
person who I would say probably never has been hazed
or pushed or questioned or questioned to share.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
And we know in real life, but.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
As a housewife, Garcela has gotten away with a lot.
Garcel who we love, we know, has gotten away with
a lot, never really had to go sea.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
We don't know who you're dating, not you're dating.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
We don't know why you're married, why you're not married,
like we want to see you cry.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
And and she she, I mean the thing the accusation
that she made about Dret's robbery in the last episode, Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
My gosh, she all but said that the ship was staged.
That I think she was insinuating that y you. She said,
Dre may not know that it is meaning it was
insinuating that PK did it.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yo them mist fighting words, that those are suing words.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
What are you talking about? Like her kids are at home,
Like you think Pik sent some dudes over there to
rob them when the kids are like that for an
insurance scam. The insurance are for to get money because
they're having money problem, or he knows he's getting divorced
and he needs some extra money. It's taking her jewel.
That's one of the lowest thing I've ever heard. Now
that's nuts. To accuse people of that, that's crazy. But
(28:37):
you got to come with some kind of receipts somewhere
or some a piece of a receipt or an idea
of a receipt to say something like that. That's insane
to me.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
One hundred percent. One hundred percent. And and like I said,
I asked you.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
When it came out, I like, do you think Duret's
watching this? This is insane? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Well is she seen it?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Yes? Baby?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
From what I know, everybody gets all the episodes for
here and everybody watches them.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yes, they have that.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
That would I wouldn't. I would have a hard time
looking at someone after that if they did that to me.
I'm sure she'd be confronted like crazy.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
If that hasn't been dealt with on the rest of
the season, it's definitely gonna be dealt with that the reunion,
because that's some foul that's way out there.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Like I say, Like I said, Garcel must have some
kind of something to have said that. That's not a hunch.
You don't even if it's a hunch, you don't say
that that's insane.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
She insinuated that PK set up the run the two
of them.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
See, so it couldn't just be She's like, Dari may
not have known about it, but well, who know about it?
And how do you know about it?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Garcel?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Right, well, where are you getting this from? By the way,
you have to be sinister, okay, one p K would
have to be sinister, and then they would have to
be wild to do that shit on TV. Okay, like
Teresa Judici and Joe Jude Jude Ice they.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Were in Teresa Judaye please, but.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Italian is a ice.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Right right right.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
So like they were doing he was doing shady stuff
Joe like, but on being on TV. But it wasn't
on He wasn't doing the shady stuff on TV. He
was just on TV while other shady stuff with the
current of his life. But that would mean that Derry
and p K were real shady to do stage of
robbery for TV show. Come on, it's crazy that.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
I hope that that plays itself out on the season.
If not, it must play itself out on the reunion
and durit. If you're listening, and we know you probably are, Yo,
you need to you need to take the.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Gloves off for that.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
You need to take the gloves off of that because
that is just that is a crazy, crazy accusation. But
like I said, uh, they these women, they don't stop
until they crying. They need not coming out of your nose,
mascara running. How they've done to all of them until
until that moment happens, they've never had enough. Uh And
and like like you said, they've all went through it.
(31:01):
I just want to say that the one person who
hasn't went through it again is the great garcel Bevo.
The other thing that I didn't know if you know about, Babe,
is that Tom Sandoval allegedly Tom Sandoval of Scandival formally
reality star of Vans, which we're gonna have to start saying.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
He's former star of vander Pump no longer a star Van.
I'm dealing with it.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Tom Sandival formally of vander Pump rules, most famous for
scannibal his court case with his ex Ariano Mattos. He
has gotten rid of his lawyer. We don't know why
he's in.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Court because of a Ka Bamby eyed.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Is it the bambyde it's that case?
Speaker 3 (31:55):
That case? No, I don't think it's that case.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Isn't the Arionomatics case?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Well, she's in it. She's what's her name is showing
Rachel Raquel is doing both of them.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Right well as of now, and we don't know if
this is true or not, but Tom Sandivill might be
representing himself in that case.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
On some my cousin Vinie.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Sho, Okay, she's this dumber than I thought he was.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
I want to say this though, but if somehow, some way,
Tom sandvil who has has problems completing a full sentence
at times, yeah, pulls off a Hail Mary and represents
himself in court and wins, you gotta Derek jeter him.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You gotta take I will, I will if that If
that's the case. But also it's not being filmed, so
what do we care? Right? You can't imagine watching Tom
defending himself in court. It would we could see that unreal.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
It would be unfucking believable. It would be unfucking believable.
And I don't know if that's a rumor now, that
would be awesome. That ship would be crazy. Yeah, that
shit would be crazy if he if he did it.
But but I just want to say, if you weren't
planning to represent yourself in court, Tom, I'm rooting for you.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
Okay, Well, you know what, if you're bold enough to
do that and dumb enough, I'm rooting for him too.
There's no way that that could possibly be true. Where
did you get this?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
It's all over the internet.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
I don't know if people just make shit up, but
it's like, you know, it wasn't just one blogger.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It was like a multiple blockers.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't know if if it one thing lates to
another thing leads to another thing.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
But that's the rumor. Is that Tom sannibal ESQ.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
He's a fucking lawyer now Tom Sandible anyway, anyway, it's
rock Ports Reality. Make sure you tell a friend to
tell a friend. You don't have to wish us happy anniversary.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's fine. You don't have to send any gifts.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Flowers or chocolates.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
You certainly don't need to send any chocolates. We are stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Oh no, I can't, I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
I mean to the fucking gills. Yeah, stuff to the gills.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
But make sure you tell a friend to tell a
friend about rap a Ports Reality. Subscribe, rate and review,
and absolutely follow us on Instagram at Rapaport's Reality and
Babe it's eight years of marriage fifteen years together, arguably
the single greatest decision of my life, if not the
(34:11):
greatest decision of my life.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
And you look.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Beautiful right now while I'm saying this, looking you in
the face, your eyes are sparkling, your skin is fantastic, your.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Hair is curly, and thank you, babe. All I could
say is.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Sab same, I love you too, so much. All Right,
we're out.
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