Welcome to episode 40 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
Mid Season Breakdowns
Rabid Summer House Fans
Michael David Calls
S3 Ultimatum
Watching Movies
To Wicked or Not Wicked?
Pitt & Jolie Divorce Official
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
I remember when, you know, when you and I broke up.
He invited me to dinner at he had dinner party
and I went and I never smoked weed or anything
like that, and I smoked weed. It was table I
think it was when he was with Gwyneth Paltrow and
I got high and you know, me, I cannot handle.
And I went in the kitchen, I like went into
(00:26):
his house and like there was a moment where me
and Brad Pitt. He was your friend, not mine. I mean,
he was really sweet to me, but and one of
his dogs was playing in the kitchen and he was
pic Brad was poised stone. I was certainly like what,
first of all, where's my boyfriend? We just broke up,
and why am I with this Hollywood party with these people?
And we were just sort of playing with the dog
(00:47):
and he was throwing a ball and then give it
to me, and I was and it was like a
quick you know, sixty seconds ninety seconds with me and
Brad Pitt in his kitchen and I look over on
the refrigerator and there's a note from the vampire lady
and right shit, And he showed it to me and
I said, whoa, And he goes, Yeah, she wrote me
this note and I that's like my memory of that's Crappit.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hello, Hello, Welcome to Rapaport's Reality twenty twenty five. It's
our first episode. Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy
new Rapaport's Reality, Happy New Year twenty twenty five is here.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
My name is Michael Rappaport, my name is Keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And this is Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Booming, banging, moving and grooving into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's ye year.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is it. It's the first time I'm excited about
the new year. I was kind of you know, I've
been in my pajamas for like five days straight.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
While we're here.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And the new Year's going to change.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
The new year is going to change.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
My name is Michael Rapport, as I said, and my
wife Keeby Rapport.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
This is our podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We discuss all things reality TV, all things popular culture,
and some things about our relationships.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Some curated.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You especially, every time you talk about it, you change it.
You realize that you said a lot of things I
think last week, and then sometimes you say very little
some things you say.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Curated, curated is good, Curated is good.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think you should land on that. Yeah, curated things
about it sounds sophisticated.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, it sounds sophisticated. It sounds like they're important. It's
very not selective, some selective.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm staring at the big water bottle that I bought
you because you like to drink out of a we recycle.
Here we are at but this is very big. I'm
looking at it and I asked you what side. I
think that's sixty four ounces?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The water bottle you got used for like if you're climbing,
like this is like earraw water battle.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, like if this is like what you put in
a go bag.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's dangerous to buy things on Amazon. You got to
really concentrate on. You got to really concentrate. Look at
the pictures, look at the reviews, double check.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I like it. It just might It's fine, It's going
to be good, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Keep You bought me a glass water bottle because I
had a plastic water bottle and.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It was getting started to taste with who gives a shit?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No people like this kind of stuff Because I don't know,
maybe if you like it, you could recommend it. I mean,
it's rather large.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I would recommend it, but I would just say, get
a smaller size that's.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sixty four ounces. But here's my thinking that you don't
have to six Yeah, I don't that you don't have
to keep filling it up.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, but by the time you finish the water, the
water is gonna go rotten. And that's to do and.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Glass it to be fine. But anyway, it's good looking.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's good looking. I like it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It'll be good for when it gets hot, and I
appreciate it, and it works for me.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yours, yours the same size.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, that's where we might have That's where I messed
up because I'm not lugging that thing upstairs. No, that's
it's like it's like a weight.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's like a weight, you know, filled up wrap
a ports reality We have a lot to discuss, although
it has been a slow two weeks in Live up
to date Bravo.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Let's just say, and I got a beef with Bravo.
This is when everybody's on vacation. Why take off the
reality shows when we're all at home, or.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
At least give us some like best ofs.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Right, this is a bit missed opportunity for a retrospective
on some of our housewes where are they now?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean, give us a wit like mid season reports.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh Andy, are you there? I mean, this is like
we're staring at the walls here.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I agree. That's a good point. Yeah that let me
tell you something.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You send you and me in the Bravo and let
us break down twenty twenty four Reality.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Tvkay, let us do a show on the break it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Would be give us these two weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Give us the two weeks while you're flying to Paris
for your news show, which was great, by the way,
with a handsOn Cooper.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Again, that's a staple of popular culture.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm glad they keep doing it. I think at one
point they weren't going to do it nobody.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But you're very right though, because why shut it down
during these two weeks? I get you know, you want
to hold the new episodes. Fine, but the reality T
world is we're.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Salivating, we're here, we're waiting. There's so much there's built
in ratings here.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, that's what I've been thinking about. Although it's given
me a chance to catch up on civilian uh entertainment,
you know, true.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But too much time on our hands as far as
what we're watching and what we're not watching, but what
we've watched, what we've watched, and what has happened. There's
some big First of all, Paige desorbo.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh, don't even tell me. And Craig she is like,
you know, I've said this before that she's my favorite favorite. Well,
she's great in terms of style, she's funny, she's gorgeous.
I mean, she's an it girl to me, she's got it. Yes,
I love Hannah Berner too, Yes, I love her, but Paige.
I knew I wouldn't have picked Craig for her in
(05:49):
the beginning to begin with. Why listen, I've watched Southern
Charm the whole way through. I think he's adorable. I
saw his whole like staying at home and not getting
off the couch and coming up with the pillow making
idea whatever. But she's just so sophisticated and funny and
sort of like she's New York and he's Charleston. Straight up,
(06:09):
That's how I would say it. And I think that,
you know, I listened to a clip on page six
of her and I don't know what podcast she was on,
but she said, you know, she met she started dating
him when she was twenty nine, and now she's thirty
two and a woman in your thirties, we change, we
start to really form who we are and what we
really want. And I think she's a metropolitan girl. She
(06:31):
wants to be in the city, closer to her family
and where things happen. She's her business is booming, right,
She's incredible. So I think that he probably wants you know,
he's got the backyard and the garden, and you know,
I think he was liberaty to settle down. And I
think she's a big dreamer. I think at a scorpio,
(06:51):
so kind of have some insight that she is. She
I don't know, Okay, I don't care enough to find out.
That's what should say a lot, Okay, So I'm sad
for her. It's hard to break up, but I think
big things are in store for page for sure, like
for a career and someone else. It's more suitable for her.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
For sure. I mean, I definitely think.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I hope I'm not being offensive to her to by
saying that, because I just I think she's dope.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I think she probably feels that way. I mean, obviously,
who the hell. We don't know the dynamics of the
relationship but after you know, three years, you know, the long.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Distance in the back and forth.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, you're in New York and I'm in Charleston, and
we spent two weeks in Charleston.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
That could weigh on you and it just might have
grown apart.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And the writing was on the wall, babe when he
wanted to she wanted to get a new apartment and
the rent was and he said, I'd make up the difference,
and she was like.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Right, I'll pay him.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's not because she yeah, she's an independent woman, but
if she planned a future with him, yeah, she'd get
an apartment that he liked. Then maybe he'd want to
spend more time there and sharing the cost of it
because he would be spending more time there. I just
kind of not for any other reason than that, I
thought this is kind of telling that. She was like,
stay out of my business, stay out of my apartment.
(08:02):
I'm doing this on my own, not because I'm like
I can do it, girl, I got everything. It just
said to me, like, well, she has a future with him,
and she wants him to be in New York more,
maybe they could share in some of it. You know.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I just thought that was kind of telling the only
thing that could be wrong for us, the fans and
the Rabbid Summer House fans, because I wouldn't consider us
rabbit Summer House since we're fans.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We're stronghold on that Summer House.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes, yeah, we're not like we haven't been like we
haven't been like from the beginning, from the exception.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
No, likely have caught up.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You've been watching it, But it's not like I always
feel like, Okay, these are twenty four year olds, like
you know this is a line now.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Year right now, Well, we watch Love Island.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's just watch that. We watch that. We watch it
like we like religious business. Yes we watched that shit
like it was the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yes, exactly so.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
But yes.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But the point is that are going to make is
that the big thing for the fans, hard body fans
and everything in between is that we don't get to
see this play out on the show for a year.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Well it starts, Summerhouse starts.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
They've already filmed it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, so we don't know, but maybe we could see
some writing on the wall in this.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I know, But then we get the end. We already
know what happened to be dating somebody'll be dating somebody
else by the time that true they start again. And
so if they start shooting in the summer of twenty
twenty five, we won't get that show.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's over for good for her, though, I don't want
her to play. I'm very protective of her. I don't
want anything of her personal life that she doesn't want.
You know, she said she'd never cry on the internet.
But she, you know what I mean, she's She's got
a lot of pride and dignity, that girl. So I'm
glad she doesn't have to put that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
She's a little as sweet and warm and as smiley
as she is, she's a little detached, yes, or maybe
just from him, like she.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yes, I was thinking about that. I mean, listen, I was.
I've been thinking about her all day, like we're friends.
I was like, I feel like this.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I wanted to reach out to peace.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I wish I could call her and be like, how
are you doing? And also I kind of get why
you're you know, she's distant, she's in her set in
our ways, and I understand that girl like I am,
Page Page is me, you know what I mean, You're
not like I am. I used to be until I was.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
With you, I don't. You would ask.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Anyone, ask anyone, It's true, Like you know, you see
what I'm saying. It's like have you said the.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Other day You're like, you know, it's hard being a
perfections After we're watching the fucking Aaron Rodgers documentary about me,
you never you never refer you said you're O C D.
You said your manic, But like I'm like, funck, what
do you fucking Aaron Rodgers now?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Like because you were like, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Clean, Well look at me, I'm a perfectionist. Like you,
listen what just happened. You came down this morning and
I saw crumbs from the brownie all over the floor.
It was surrounding the chair you were sitting in at
the trash can. But then I went Nate to Brownie. Wait,
listen stop.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Because you're not telling the people the whole point of
my POV. We woke up this morning. Last night, I
had a couple of brownies which was on the table.
You knew I was eating the brownies, Yeah, but I
was brushing my teeth. You're like, babe, no, you go
Michael Mike.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh shit, because.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I actually said Michael David.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Which is my middle name, and and most of the
time ninety nine point nine percent of the time, Keebi
will refer to me as babe. So when she said Michael,
I didn't hear the first time that she said Michael David.
I said, what's the matter? And I and at first
I thought like something fell or even worse, like something
you know in our place, like I don't know, not
like any kind of thing bad. But I was like,
(11:31):
something fell, something broke, uh, you know, there was a leak,
a fucking stove and of and on. And then I
heard the tone again and I was like huh. And
You're like, come here, and I'm like, oh fuck. And
I was like, let me just at least put on
like I didn't have my clothes on. And there's like
five crumbs on the.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Floor, big chunks of crumbs though I.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Mean big chunks to you and big chunks.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
To the world listeners, because the babe they wan even
cockerroach signs like like they.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Were there was a lot of them. It was like
children not even taking school age children were eating brownies
in the kitchen last night.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's a disrespect to school age children because the school
age children are gonna eat.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Leave a mess that is disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It is accurate. That's how messy it was. I could
see it from the stairs, walking down, looking at the kid.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I was like, whoa, what happened, baby?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's twenty twenty five. Let's be honest. How many crumbs?
Be honest and don't exaggerate?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Okay, whoa if? Eleven?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Okay? Eleven?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
They counted them, because you know what my instinct was
to immediately. You know, I'm one of those people, you guys,
that likes to go to bed with it like pristine,
so that when I come down to make coffee, I
was like, oh, look at my creation. It's beauty, it's
everything's in order.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Otherwise I'd be crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Eleven baby crumbs.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, they weren't baby. They they were. I could see
them without glasses.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Because they're black, because they were browrownies, chocolate deep chocolate brownies, and.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
We have blues and blid floors. Shut out.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Shout out to Linda, Linda's friend, Linda, Linda who made
the brownie for us.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Lenda's cookie. Her brownies are notorious.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Shout out to Linda again.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yes, anyway, The point is is that when you people
talk about a black mom, you know people talking about.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Black mom why I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I didn't, but I was like, I know the feeling
of having a black mom. When I get these calls
from it can either be a phone call or like
call from the.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Other room where you're like Michael, Michael David. I'm like, all.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Fuck, that's that black woman magic right there, that's black
woman crazy right there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I said it like this, this is what I said.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
And you can't duplicate it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's just a natural I know, I know, no, But
the thing is is that people don't understand. I said,
let me show you something real quick.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's why I was like, yeah, so impressive. Though, I
gotta say listen, it was it was.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Not that bad, babe. Listen. You gotta stop. You have
to listen to me. No wait, let me say something.
You make a mess all the time, no doubt. And
like I'm saying, I was sitting in here in a message.
I was sitting in the living room and I was like,
what is that on the floor. I'm like, it's a
bunch of popcorn. I'm like I don't have yeah, so
like what's up? But I don't have children. You have
(14:05):
grandchildren and so like, I'm like, why am I always
cleaning up? And this morning I was proud of myself.
I did not clean it up. I wanted to show
you first what my life is like. You love your
extra special coffee in the morning, Well, that takes time
for me to clean that up. Well I sound like
a real bitch right now. Let me let me just
say what I want to say. What I want to
say is that I then had a brownie and drop
(14:25):
crumbs by the trash can exactly two.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You didn't want to say that. I was going to
say that.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm saying it in terms of my perfectionism.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
There was four four bran four.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Cubs ridiculous, You're right, Well maybe it was four.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
If anyone in the world, if anybody listening, and there's
the professions upon thousands of people listening, if anyone came
over to our place and saw how.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Clean it is, and we do it. Kibi does the
majority of it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But like she'll give me a vacuum, man, I'll go
into an OCD vacuum mode.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Except for when there's popcorn on the floor, because you
didn't sell that shit.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Nobody could see that ship. But but we keep this
place spotless.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I mean it's like what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Maybe that's a new Year's resolution, we keep this place violence.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Anyway, how do we get from that to page? Oh,
because you said on page you talked.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
About Aaron Rodgers and the you know, because we were
watching I was very much in it. We have one
more episode left and you don't like him, so but
I'm into it. It's a softball documentary series very much,
so we're not getting into the real nitty gritty.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Very very unlikeable.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
No, but I wanted to finish watching it. But while watching,
I said, I am a perfectionist, like I didn't like
dropping crumbs. How dare me?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I get it?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I get it, I understand and respect respect. Anyway, it's
been a little bit of a slow time, but we
have watched a lot of things. We watched the full
season of The Ultimatum season three on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
With season three season two.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I think it was season three, No, it was season three.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Three, Okay, I believe, Yes, it was season three, which
is we give a two thumbs up. Yes, although it
is it is slow, and I think I didn't watch
any of the other seasons.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Kibi, you watch it in the.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Beginning they're all like that. I really feel like they're
docu series. I really like it's shot differently than your
average show and beautifully, beautifully shot and meticulously meaning that
it really lingers on these people and these characters so
that you're really getting to know them in a way
like a documentary. It really is. It's very cool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
The show is about couples that are on the verge
of either breaking up or getting married. And I believe
there's six couples or eight couples, and you know where
this is going. They're either going to get married or
or not get married, and ultimately they're all not getting married.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Well, they mingle, they mix up with each other.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Right, but they get to the point they give each
other the ultimatum, either we're gonna get married or we're
gonna have this sort of temporary breakup and you're gonna
go and date and be in this fixed relationship.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
They call it a fixed marriage.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So they have these speed dating round everybody gets to
meet each other and meet and greet each other, and
a guy named John will meet a guy named Jennifer,
and the next thing you know, they move in with
each other.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yea, And.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Just like all the reality shows you June, you think
it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
But when people play the game and play the show
right and really try their best, and you could tell
who's really trying their best throughout the experiment or experience
as they call it, crazy shit happens and they're alienated
from their phones or alienated from their friends. And we
don't need to go into the minutia of it. But
(17:55):
season three of The Ultimatum, aside from the beginning being
a little slow, really pays off.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It does. I told you to stick with it because
I saw in the beginning you didn't you feel that way.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I was like, come on, man, yeah, like this is like,
come on man, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I love a relationship show. I love it like it's
why I love Love is Blind.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I like when people are really thinking about what they're doing,
and it's interesting to get in that situation. I always
feel like, I always wonder what it would be like
if you or I were in our twenties and we
were on that show. What a disaster that would be? Oh,
I mean, can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I mean me and my twenties. These people are I
don't know if they're being told.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Or there has to be giving advice by therapists.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
And baby, you just have to understand these generations are
They're emotional intelligence is far. It leaps and bound beyond
our nineties way of thinking. Trust me, It's just they're
just a different breed. It's a result of parenting. And
some would say not a good way, not such a
good way. In other way, I think it is good emotionally, but.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
The microaggressions and you know, expressing the feelings, the whole
thing seems exhausting.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'm just like, oh, like.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yo, can I just get a fucking roast beef sandwich
and listen?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I mean, this is.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Too much here, man, sound like Archie Bunks.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
But it's one of my favorite shows, and I dream
of hosting a show. That's my new dream.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I think I feel like being a host like Nick
Lache and what's his wife's name, Vanessa Vanessa Leche. I
personally feel like, specifically that show, it'd be a little
bit more It's probably a little bit more challenging than
the edit.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, I agree. I would just like it because I
would like to meet the young people. I would just
like to be around them and meet them and see
what they're into context.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
We might be like, what the fuck are we doing
here with these fucking freaks? I got a context because
they're not reality.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Everything's a dream when you're watching it on TV. But
I love it so much so I just want to
I'm I'm just trying to find a way to get
Maybe we've been better yet we produce a show like
that instead of Beyond One, but.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
We're producing a host of show.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, yeah, we'd have to, but I really really enjoy it.
I think that it's so unpredictable how things happened, especially
in this last season there.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, it's good. It's worth watching if you're looking for
something to watch a new show. We give The Ultimatum
two thumbs up to Rapaport thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
We watched a few films, uh.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That were really good because they've all come out on
streaming and we're too fucking lazy and just.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
We're everybody enough, why go to the movies?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And so we watched this film called a nour a
n o r a a noura, which is by a
filmmaker who directed a handful of small films, independent films,
The Florida Project, Red Rocket, the Florida project. So this
film a noura a n o r a. There's no
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ours in it. It's about a stripper from Brooklyn out
there in fuck is it part of the Brooklyn shitn
near Coney Island But I forgot the name of the
part of Brooklyn. But there she's a stripper out there
and she falls in love with this young, fun Russian
oligarch and the.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Son of Ali and uh.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The actress is named Mikey Madison and she hasn't done
much before. She had a little part in I Believe
Once upon a time in Hollywood. She's a young actress.
And the other actors I haven't seen any of them.
There's this one kid who's like the Russian man.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
He's so good.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
This fucking guy comes in. They're like, what's going on?
Energy and his vibe.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Totally believable and he's committed like no other. I mean,
this kid is really talented.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
And it's a love story and it's whimsical in a
way though. The beginning is just you're just like you're
taking on this romantic uh, you know, two odd balls
that soulmates that find each other kind of a true romance,
a wild at heart. They fall in love and it's
beautiful and it's fun and it's funny, and then the
movie takes twists and turns and I won't say it's
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a perfect movie, but it's a very very good movie
with excellent performances.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Excellent. I think did something in at the confinmated for
all things. It's much. It's a highly recommended.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yes, yes, it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's called it holds your hold onto your seat though,
because the end is it's.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Disturbing, disturbed, disturbing. It is disturbing.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's really dark. It's dark, but it's layered in terms
of meaning and of sexuality, power, complacency. Uh, you know
people that have a grip.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
On the voids, filling voice, phil voids through sex. And
she's a stripper, she's a hurt character.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
You know what. It reminds me of her performance. It
reminds me of General Rolands in a Woman.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Under the Influence. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
The reason why it reminded me of it is because
General Rolands and a Woman under the Influence.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's not perfect.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Technically, and this girl, her performance isn't perfect technically, and
Nora is the movie a Nora perfect technically, And I
felt like it could have been a little short, just
like I feel like, you know, I know, it blasted
me to say a woman under the Influence is imperfect
technically and it could have been a little shorter, but the.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Grit and the heart and the emotion is perfect.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, I agree, and very very instead on.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, so it reminds me of that.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And it's fifteen minutes shorter I think in the middle
of it. But great, great, but great, but great, highly
highly recommend. It'll make you think, it will definitely you
will not let you won't be able to let go
of this movie.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
One hundred percent, one hundred percent. And I can't wait
to see what what that filmmaker's dope, Sean Baker is
his name. Yes, And those actors and that actress just
kick ass total, They kick fucking ass. And it's just
a fun, dark, trippy, romantic.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It had some Quentin Tertino sque things in it, didn't
it like where you know, it's like mob bossy, crimey,
but like over the top they push it scary but
also funny and humor and it's it's that real, like
I said, very whimsical. Yeah, it's great. I loved it.
Glad we watched that watch.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
And a film that is I would say perfect is
a real pain.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yes, oh, perfect movie. Act and directed, perfectly acted, perfectly, perfect,
perfect perfect.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Hasenberg wrote and directed Kieran Culkin from Succession.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I think he's a younger brother of of course mcaulay Culkin.
Shout out to McCaulay Culkin, Kieran Culkin, who's been kicking
ass since he's come on the scene. It's about two
cousins that take a trip to Poland to visit their
grandmother's home and they travel Poland and it's just fucking funny.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It's dark, it's emotions so layered.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
The acting is superb. And I said to you, even
Kieran Coulkin is such a genius because we even watch
the director's kind of after talk on the thing and
making the making of and what I love about his work.
And I feel like the script was so damn good
and the directions so good and jesse eism was incredible
(25:41):
that the movie would have been fine if it was
another actor playing it. But I'm telling you he added
something to this because every scene, uh, he always takes
his character and adds one thing, whether it's physical of
expression on his face, and it's so real that it
takes you to a deeper level and humanizes every single
thing he does, like it's insane and this it didn't
(26:03):
need anything extra, but it just was like I was
so impressed, and I hope he wins an award for
this because he's incredible.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
It should definitely win awards, get nominated for awards. The writing,
the direction, the pacing, the humor.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
And the story, you know, just the story.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Well, it's dope, it's dope.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It it's a great perfect I would say it's a
perfect movie. I don't want to say it's the best
movie ever, but it is a.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
In terms of a movie structure and the way it
was not that long. It was satisfying in the end.
Even though it ended the way it ended, it was
still satisfying. It didn't leave you within wanting anything more
from these characters. It was. It was damn good, even
from the supporting group of characters.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Excellent, excellent.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
So you could download or go to the movie theater
to watch Anora. You could download or go to the
movie theater to watch A Real Pain.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Both.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
We love both of those films and highly recommend both
those films. And then let's talk about to Wicked or
(27:17):
to not Wicked, Babe. That's on you, babe, let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And I pre ordered it. It's up, and I'm like,
I only want to watch it if you're not going
to pick up your phone the whole time. The whole
idea was to watch it together.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I said to you, I would watch it adjacent. Lee.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Oh see, that's not cool, Babe, started on my own, like,
then watch it with somebody who's like sitting next to me.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
On You've got to have your friend Julie come over.
She wants to watch it.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
She's going to take her mom to see it, but
at the movie theater, which now I'm thinking that actually
it should have gone with them to the movies to
see it, because I've got it here. I started watching
a little bit and.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What did you say? What did you say? Early into it, babe,
I'm bored, right, and I'll get granted. I watched a
little bit of it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I think you know what messed me up, babe, all
those snippets of them the press, the press, yes, the press,
the press to a grande and uh what's her name? Yes,
these two women doing their tour, and that I's ruined
it for me. I can't look at them on television.
I want to start laughing.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
And how old is Arion a grande?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
She's probably justin Bieber's eight thirty. Maybe maybe it's a
little younger.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Okay, listen, this is I said, I want this thing.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's kind of unfair for me to even ask you
to watch it because it's not You were like when
I clicked on it, You're like, there's a singalong version.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
I would have liked the single version.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Really probably will do that, but I don't know the
song so much. I saw the Broadway show, but that's
not my thing.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
But what is it?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It takes place after the Wicked Witch of the West
and the Wizard of Oz is killed, and then they
made this is like the sequel to that Wicked Yeah,
and it's about some princess.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
There's a sequel of the prequel sequel. Yeah, yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
And this is a big Broadway hand read huge.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You know. I saw it twice. I saw it. I
saw it. I saw it in LA and I also
saw it in New York.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I believe, but I can't believe you're not interested in watching.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I know, just I'm telling you it's the two of them.
I keep thinking of them like petting each other and
holding each other's hand and crying and like, you know, uh,
it's just I can't concentrate. I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I didn't know that you saw it in the theater
and you saw it twice.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yes, yeah, you're six. I think I think maybe I
got did I go with Maritith or something? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I need to rewatch. I think you should watch it. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not going to watch it with you.
I would have liked for you to be invested in me,
come in and watch like fifteen minutes and then leave.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I wasn't grunting.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I mean it's I think it's two hours and forty minutes. Yeah,
it's like long.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
But I wasn't. I didn't grunt. I was watching.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I was you were watching at all. You were just texting,
but I saw, like, you know, like it's just not
fun to sit with you know, I think you I
need you to help enroll me because I'm I.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
You want me Michael Rappaport to a role you and
watching Wicked. That's what you're.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Something to do together, you know. But we have enough
things to watch together, I'll finish it. I just got
to be in the right state of mind, maybe a
little less judgmental.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I guess I share. I mean, if you're being judgmental, wise, I.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Just keep There's so many memes, and then there's that
funny those girls that are funny that you sent me
the videos of these two British I think one of them.
They're British and they're they're hilarious and they mock them
and it's so funny, and I swear I can't get
out of my mind when I'm watching.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Do you want to share Georgina?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh yeah, well, I mean, you just make fun of
me for wanting to.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'm not sharing that. I mean, listen, I'd rather watch
that three seasons all the way through.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Really because I want to finish with the last season
so you can watch it.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I mean, it's a little much. You want to explain
who Georgina is.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Georgina is a woman who is married to the soccer
player Cristiano Ronaldo. Yes, the most famous soccer player, one
of the most but I would say he's literally worldwide
and she they're not married, oddly enough, but he had
kids in twenty I did a little googling on them.
He had a saragate give him twins in twenty seventeen,
(31:13):
and she also had a baby with him in twenty seventeen.
I don't know how that works, but anyway, he met her.
She was like a shop girl and worked at Gucci.
She is finer than fine. I mean, I think that's
why I watch the woman is stunning, gorgeous. What I
like about her, she's like a regular girl. She was
a ballet dancer in her small town. I think she's
from Hakka. I think she's Argentinian and from Spain Spanish,
(31:36):
from a town called Hakka. And she's lovely, she's funny.
She's got a group of friends. She's around what they
called the darlings, the darlings Karida Karida corridos corridos, Darlings,
the darlings. And I don't know what's wrong with my
Spanish today, it's usually good. Sorry anyway, so I love
(31:56):
the show. It helps me with my Spanish. I can
listen to her because she, you know the Spanish, they
kind of talk a lot slower so you can understand.
And all it is is watching her shop, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
She's shopped, take care of her kids and takes care of.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Her kids, and she works as a model and like
a brand person or influencer type.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
And she's the most followed person and in Spain, she's
got like thirty million followers in Spain.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
She's famous, famous, famous, and aside from him, I mean,
I don't think she was famous until she got with him,
of course not. But she was had a modeling career,
but this has taking her over and she has used
it and she's modeling and she's she's representing all these
huge brands and modeling and she's but she gets right
back home onto their private plane. She's obsessed with eating
(32:44):
ibetos like the ham that like drive no ybit it ghosts.
I can't to like, you know, this topic, the dry
dried ham or whatever. So it's it's wonderful for me
to see any you know, gorgeous woman just eat ham
and on a private plane while she's gone shopping. It's
(33:05):
so bizarre and so like foreign as a most reality
shows that I like, these women are having these extraordinary lifestyles.
But so she's so regular and not affected, and it works,
and she's loving and she's her kids. By the way,
So when I was bringing up his kids. She took
(33:25):
has him as her own and all those kids. Yeah,
he has a sign to to they call Chris, right, Chris.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Anyway, I'm very into the show. There's three seasons on
Netflix and now he's playing in Saudi Arabia, so they
have had to move. You know, you follow her. They
have a house in Manchester House and twitch and I
mean one episode, babe, she took because she always wanted
to to Lamponi, to Lapland, like who the fuck knows
where that is? I don't know, It's like where Santa
(33:54):
is and she it was like she took them to
the snow and it was gorgeous and made me want
to go there. Anyway, I love that show. I think
if you need something that's like really light, mindless and
you want to watch somebody's shop till they drop and
Who's full of diamonds and go to Chapparde.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And I get it, you get it, right, I totally
get it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
He's not even in it that much because he's so busy.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Even if he was, I could give a shit.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Who cares about him. She's gorgeous and like very normal
and I'd like to meet her. I'm a new fan
of Georgina. Yes, I'm very big fan of her. I
was gonna I want to DM her and say that
I the ghetto Moche.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
I want to also share with you. I don't know
if you heard.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
This is just in going out of twenty twenty four,
heading into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm happy for both of them.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has reached out the divorce
finally after eighty years old. They have six children. They
were married in twenty fourteen. In twenty sixteen, she filed
for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. It was pretty ugly and
they didn't let it get fucking.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
All his kids left them, They all changed their name,
got rid of the pit, all of them.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Right, this is sad, This is bad, This is I
feel bad. I feel bad for both of them. I
feel bad for those kids.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, it's not a good situation.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
But thank goodness, but she walked away.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
With sixty two million dollars. She sold her half of
the wine that they have.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Whatever she walked away with, it's not gonna hurt BP.
And whatever she got and he didn't get, and vice versa.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh, they're worth collectively like five hundred million dollars or
something crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, and you know he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I think he's got a serious girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, So I think they're probably believe that it's finally over.
I mean, that's eight years.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I wonder how much the lawyer fees are for eight
years of a divorce like that.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Whatever, it is a one watch commercial. He'll make it up.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Did I ever tell on the podcast my story of
single Brad Pit being out with single Brad pet I
can't remember what year this was. This is when Brad
Pitt was that fucking dude. This is before Jennifer Aniston.
I was at an Oscar party and a couple of
the highlights of the night were Joe Peschi at the
(36:07):
Oscar party. This is like, you know, young Joe Petty.
This is like soon after I don't remember ninety six,
ninety seven. I don't remember, Yeah, I don't. I'd have
to look at a calendar. But I was out at
a party and I saw Brad Pitt, who I'm friendly with,
who we met.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I met while I was doing True Man, And I've
always said this, Brad.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Pitt couldn't be nice or couldn't be Chiller, couldn't try
to deflect attention more than him. But I saw literally
and at this party, I met Tom Cruise was there.
It's the first time I met Martin Scorsese. For some reason,
Joe PESHI was at this party sitting at a booth
with six black dudes who were like between the ages
(36:47):
of twenty five and thirty. Was just a bugged out image.
I don't know what the fuck just I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Now that's trippy.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
It was just a bugged out image.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, like he's just sitting there. It's just like him
and six black dudes and Joe. It was like, what
the fun is? I met Tom Cruise, I met Martin Scorsese.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Uh. And I remember being at the bar with Brad
Pitt and I've never been a drinker, and you know,
he ordered what he ordered. I ordered what I ordered,
but I remember I got my ginger on. I turned
and he started moving, and because I was facing the.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Entire like club or bar, it was a big bar,
I saw a.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Whole room just follow him, like the whole.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Room went from left to right. The only other person
I saw like where like literally like move an entire
place was justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
When I did the NBA all started with him, like
when he left, like.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Like somehow when he left the court, the arena was empty,
I saw Brad Pitt like everything.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, people actually left, like they moved or had
justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
They they left because he left the arena.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And then it just seemed like I was just the
only person in the read like the whole thing was
over at this celebrity game. But when Brad Pitt like
it was like but particularly the women, it was just
like he parted.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
The fucking sea. Like as he moved, the whole place moved.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
And Tom Cruise none of I've never seen anything like that.
Leonordo like it just like he shifted the whole thing.
It was like like a hole opened up in the
entire place while he was moving because everybody just followed him.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It was crazy anyway, So you know, a baby. It
reminds me. I don't know why I'm think back because
he's so regular and so.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Normals, like guy from Missouri.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I remember when you know, when you and I broke up,
he invited me to dinner at he had dinner party
and I went and I never smoked weed or anything
like that. And I smoked weed. It was table I
think it was when he was with Gwyneth Paltrow and
I got high and you know me, I cannot handle
and I went in the kitchen, I like went into
(38:49):
his house and like there was a moment where me
and Brad Pitt. He was your friend, not mine. I mean,
he was really sweet to me. But and one of
his dogs was playing in the kitchen and he was placed.
I was probably stone. I was certainly like what, First
of all, where's my boyfriend? We just broke up? Why
am I with this Hollywood party with these people? And
we were just sort of playing with the dog and
(39:10):
he was throwing a ball and then give it to
me and I was and it was like a quick
you know, sixty seconds ninety seconds with me and Brad
Pitt in his kitchen and I look over on the
refrigerator and there's a note from the Vampire lady and
Brice shit. And he showed it to me and I
said whoa, and he goes, yeah, she wrote me this
note and I that's like my memory.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Of that's crad Pit. I mean. And this was before
he was like mega mega, right, before.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
He was Magaze, he was on the verge because that's
when he got with Gwyneth.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, but that's our brad Pit you know, move the
crowd story and Kibi's Brad Pitt interview with the vampire.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Yeah, and write story.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
And that's the end of the first episode of Rapports
Reality twenty twenty five. There's going to be so much
to discuss, so much reality TV, so much popular culture,
and so many curated moments that we will pick a selectively,
you know, we will. We will go down to the
very last drop to pick the most important moments of
(40:09):
our relationship and share them with you.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
I will say this. I say this every week.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
This is arguably one of the best episodes we've done
every week.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Arguably. I'm hesitant to say that. You know, I'm gonna
be that. You can say that if I'll.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Talk to shit, But I just like, yo, this is
a great episode.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I think just doing anything with you like this is great.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Please anyway, I hope everybody had a great, great, fantastic
healthy break and I can't wait to see what unfolded
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Telling friends all good things happening for all of us,
good health, continued health and spreading love and light amongst
the people of the planet, spread.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Each of It's a Brooklyn way.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Tell a friend to tell a friend to subscribe, rate
and review rapper Ports Reality and we're done. Love you babe,
Love you babe.
I remember when, you know, when you and I broke up.
He invited me to dinner at he had dinner party
and I went and I never smoked weed or anything
like that, and I smoked weed. It was table I
think it was when he was with Gwyneth Paltrow and
I got high and you know, me, I cannot handle.
And I went in the kitchen, I like went into
(00:26):
his house and like there was a moment where me
and Brad Pitt. He was your friend, not mine. I mean,
he was really sweet to me, but and one of
his dogs was playing in the kitchen and he was
pic Brad was poised stone. I was certainly like what,
first of all, where's my boyfriend? We just broke up,
and why am I with this Hollywood party with these people?
And we were just sort of playing with the dog
(00:47):
and he was throwing a ball and then give it
to me, and I was and it was like a
quick you know, sixty seconds ninety seconds with me and
Brad Pitt in his kitchen and I look over on
the refrigerator and there's a note from the vampire lady
and right shit, And he showed it to me and
I said, whoa, And he goes, Yeah, she wrote me
this note and I that's like my memory of that's Crappit.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hello, Hello, Welcome to Rapaport's Reality twenty twenty five. It's
our first episode. Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy
new Rapaport's Reality, Happy New Year twenty twenty five is here.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
My name is Michael Rappaport, my name is Keeby Rappaport.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
And this is Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Booming, banging, moving and grooving into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
It's ye year.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
This is it. It's the first time I'm excited about
the new year. I was kind of you know, I've
been in my pajamas for like five days straight.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
While we're here.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And the new Year's going to change.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
The new year is going to change.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
My name is Michael Rapport, as I said, and my
wife Keeby Rapport.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
This is our podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
We discuss all things reality TV, all things popular culture,
and some things about our relationships.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Some curated.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
You especially, every time you talk about it, you change it.
You realize that you said a lot of things I
think last week, and then sometimes you say very little
some things you say.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Curated, curated is good, Curated is good.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I think you should land on that. Yeah, curated things
about it sounds sophisticated.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, it sounds sophisticated. It sounds like they're important. It's
very not selective, some selective.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
I'm staring at the big water bottle that I bought
you because you like to drink out of a we recycle.
Here we are at but this is very big. I'm
looking at it and I asked you what side. I
think that's sixty four ounces?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The water bottle you got used for like if you're climbing,
like this is like earraw water battle.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, like if this is like what you put in
a go bag.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It's dangerous to buy things on Amazon. You got to
really concentrate on. You got to really concentrate. Look at
the pictures, look at the reviews, double check.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I like it. It just might It's fine, It's going
to be good, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Keep You bought me a glass water bottle because I
had a plastic water bottle and.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It was getting started to taste with who gives a shit?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No people like this kind of stuff Because I don't know,
maybe if you like it, you could recommend it. I mean,
it's rather large.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I would recommend it, but I would just say, get
a smaller size that's.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Sixty four ounces. But here's my thinking that you don't
have to six Yeah, I don't that you don't have
to keep filling it up.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, but by the time you finish the water, the
water is gonna go rotten. And that's to do and.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Glass it to be fine. But anyway, it's good looking.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's good looking. I like it.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It'll be good for when it gets hot, and I
appreciate it, and it works for me.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yours, yours the same size.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, that's where we might have That's where I messed
up because I'm not lugging that thing upstairs. No, that's
it's like it's like a weight.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, it's like a weight, you know, filled up wrap
a ports reality We have a lot to discuss, although
it has been a slow two weeks in Live up
to date Bravo.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Let's just say, and I got a beef with Bravo.
This is when everybody's on vacation. Why take off the
reality shows when we're all at home, or.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
At least give us some like best ofs.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Right, this is a bit missed opportunity for a retrospective
on some of our housewes where are they now?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I mean, give us a wit like mid season reports.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh Andy, are you there? I mean, this is like
we're staring at the walls here.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
I agree. That's a good point. Yeah that let me
tell you something.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
You send you and me in the Bravo and let
us break down twenty twenty four Reality.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Tvkay, let us do a show on the break it.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Would be give us these two weeks.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Give us the two weeks while you're flying to Paris
for your news show, which was great, by the way,
with a handsOn Cooper.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Again, that's a staple of popular culture.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I'm glad they keep doing it. I think at one
point they weren't going to do it nobody.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
But you're very right though, because why shut it down
during these two weeks? I get you know, you want
to hold the new episodes. Fine, but the reality T
world is we're.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Salivating, we're here, we're waiting. There's so much there's built
in ratings here.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, that's what I've been thinking about. Although it's given
me a chance to catch up on civilian uh entertainment,
you know, true.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
But too much time on our hands as far as
what we're watching and what we're not watching, but what
we've watched, what we've watched, and what has happened. There's
some big First of all, Paige desorbo.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh, don't even tell me. And Craig she is like,
you know, I've said this before that she's my favorite favorite. Well,
she's great in terms of style, she's funny, she's gorgeous.
I mean, she's an it girl to me, she's got it. Yes,
I love Hannah Berner too, Yes, I love her, but Paige.
I knew I wouldn't have picked Craig for her in
(05:49):
the beginning to begin with. Why listen, I've watched Southern
Charm the whole way through. I think he's adorable. I
saw his whole like staying at home and not getting
off the couch and coming up with the pillow making
idea whatever. But she's just so sophisticated and funny and
sort of like she's New York and he's Charleston. Straight up,
(06:09):
That's how I would say it. And I think that,
you know, I listened to a clip on page six
of her and I don't know what podcast she was on,
but she said, you know, she met she started dating
him when she was twenty nine, and now she's thirty
two and a woman in your thirties, we change, we
start to really form who we are and what we
really want. And I think she's a metropolitan girl. She
(06:31):
wants to be in the city, closer to her family
and where things happen. She's her business is booming, right,
She's incredible. So I think that he probably wants you know,
he's got the backyard and the garden, and you know,
I think he was liberaty to settle down. And I
think she's a big dreamer. I think at a scorpio,
(06:51):
so kind of have some insight that she is. She
I don't know, Okay, I don't care enough to find out.
That's what should say a lot, Okay, So I'm sad
for her. It's hard to break up, but I think
big things are in store for page for sure, like
for a career and someone else. It's more suitable for her.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
For sure. I mean, I definitely think.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I hope I'm not being offensive to her to by
saying that, because I just I think she's dope.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I think she probably feels that way. I mean, obviously,
who the hell. We don't know the dynamics of the
relationship but after you know, three years, you know, the long.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Distance in the back and forth.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, you're in New York and I'm in Charleston, and
we spent two weeks in Charleston.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
That could weigh on you and it just might have
grown apart.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
And the writing was on the wall, babe when he
wanted to she wanted to get a new apartment and
the rent was and he said, I'd make up the difference,
and she was like.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Right, I'll pay him.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's not because she yeah, she's an independent woman, but
if she planned a future with him, yeah, she'd get
an apartment that he liked. Then maybe he'd want to
spend more time there and sharing the cost of it
because he would be spending more time there. I just
kind of not for any other reason than that, I
thought this is kind of telling that. She was like,
stay out of my business, stay out of my apartment.
(08:02):
I'm doing this on my own, not because I'm like
I can do it, girl, I got everything. It just
said to me, like, well, she has a future with him,
and she wants him to be in New York more,
maybe they could share in some of it. You know.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I just thought that was kind of telling the only
thing that could be wrong for us, the fans and
the Rabbid Summer House fans, because I wouldn't consider us
rabbit Summer House since we're fans.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We're stronghold on that Summer House.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes, yeah, we're not like we haven't been like we
haven't been like from the beginning, from the exception.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
No, likely have caught up.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
You've been watching it, But it's not like I always
feel like, Okay, these are twenty four year olds, like
you know this is a line now.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Year right now, Well, we watch Love Island.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's just watch that. We watch that. We watch it
like we like religious business. Yes we watched that shit
like it was the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yes, exactly so.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
But yes.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
But the point is that are going to make is
that the big thing for the fans, hard body fans
and everything in between is that we don't get to
see this play out on the show for a year.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Well it starts, Summerhouse starts.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
They've already filmed it.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, so we don't know, but maybe we could see
some writing on the wall in this.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I know, But then we get the end. We already
know what happened to be dating somebody'll be dating somebody
else by the time that true they start again. And
so if they start shooting in the summer of twenty
twenty five, we won't get that show.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
That's over for good for her, though, I don't want
her to play. I'm very protective of her. I don't
want anything of her personal life that she doesn't want.
You know, she said she'd never cry on the internet.
But she, you know what I mean, she's She's got
a lot of pride and dignity, that girl. So I'm
glad she doesn't have to put that.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
She's a little as sweet and warm and as smiley
as she is, she's a little detached, yes, or maybe
just from him, like she.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yes, I was thinking about that. I mean, listen, I was.
I've been thinking about her all day, like we're friends.
I was like, I feel like this.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I wanted to reach out to peace.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I wish I could call her and be like, how
are you doing? And also I kind of get why
you're you know, she's distant, she's in her set in
our ways, and I understand that girl like I am,
Page Page is me, you know what I mean, You're
not like I am. I used to be until I was.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
With you, I don't. You would ask.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Anyone, ask anyone, It's true, Like you know, you see
what I'm saying. It's like have you said the.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Other day You're like, you know, it's hard being a
perfections After we're watching the fucking Aaron Rodgers documentary about me,
you never you never refer you said you're O C D.
You said your manic, But like I'm like, funck, what
do you fucking Aaron Rodgers now?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Like because you were like, you know.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Clean, Well look at me, I'm a perfectionist. Like you,
listen what just happened. You came down this morning and
I saw crumbs from the brownie all over the floor.
It was surrounding the chair you were sitting in at
the trash can. But then I went Nate to Brownie. Wait,
listen stop.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Because you're not telling the people the whole point of
my POV. We woke up this morning. Last night, I
had a couple of brownies which was on the table.
You knew I was eating the brownies, Yeah, but I
was brushing my teeth. You're like, babe, no, you go
Michael Mike.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh shit, because.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I actually said Michael David.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Which is my middle name, and and most of the
time ninety nine point nine percent of the time, Keebi
will refer to me as babe. So when she said Michael,
I didn't hear the first time that she said Michael David.
I said, what's the matter? And I and at first
I thought like something fell or even worse, like something
you know in our place, like I don't know, not
like any kind of thing bad. But I was like,
(11:31):
something fell, something broke, uh, you know, there was a leak,
a fucking stove and of and on. And then I
heard the tone again and I was like huh. And
You're like, come here, and I'm like, oh fuck. And
I was like, let me just at least put on
like I didn't have my clothes on. And there's like
five crumbs on the.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Floor, big chunks of crumbs though I.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Mean big chunks to you and big chunks.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
To the world listeners, because the babe they wan even
cockerroach signs like like they.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Were there was a lot of them. It was like
children not even taking school age children were eating brownies
in the kitchen last night.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
That's a disrespect to school age children because the school
age children are gonna eat.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Leave a mess that is disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It is accurate. That's how messy it was. I could
see it from the stairs, walking down, looking at the kid.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I was like, whoa, what happened, baby?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
It's twenty twenty five. Let's be honest. How many crumbs?
Be honest and don't exaggerate?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Okay, whoa if? Eleven?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Okay? Eleven?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
They counted them, because you know what my instinct was
to immediately. You know, I'm one of those people, you guys,
that likes to go to bed with it like pristine,
so that when I come down to make coffee, I
was like, oh, look at my creation. It's beauty, it's
everything's in order.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Otherwise I'd be crazy.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Eleven baby crumbs.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
No, they weren't baby. They they were. I could see
them without glasses.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Because they're black, because they were browrownies, chocolate deep chocolate brownies, and.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
We have blues and blid floors. Shut out.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Shout out to Linda, Linda's friend, Linda, Linda who made
the brownie for us.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Lenda's cookie. Her brownies are notorious.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Shout out to Linda again.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yes, anyway, The point is is that when you people
talk about a black mom, you know people talking about.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Black mom why I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
I didn't, but I was like, I know the feeling
of having a black mom. When I get these calls
from it can either be a phone call or like
call from the.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Other room where you're like Michael, Michael David. I'm like, all.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Fuck, that's that black woman magic right there, that's black
woman crazy right there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I said it like this, this is what I said.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
And you can't duplicate it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's just a natural I know, I know, no, But
the thing is is that people don't understand. I said,
let me show you something real quick.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's why I was like, yeah, so impressive. Though, I
gotta say listen, it was it was.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Not that bad, babe. Listen. You gotta stop. You have
to listen to me. No wait, let me say something.
You make a mess all the time, no doubt. And
like I'm saying, I was sitting in here in a message.
I was sitting in the living room and I was like,
what is that on the floor. I'm like, it's a
bunch of popcorn. I'm like I don't have yeah, so
like what's up? But I don't have children. You have
(14:05):
grandchildren and so like, I'm like, why am I always
cleaning up? And this morning I was proud of myself.
I did not clean it up. I wanted to show
you first what my life is like. You love your
extra special coffee in the morning, Well, that takes time
for me to clean that up. Well I sound like
a real bitch right now. Let me let me just
say what I want to say. What I want to
say is that I then had a brownie and drop
(14:25):
crumbs by the trash can exactly two.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
You didn't want to say that. I was going to
say that.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I'm saying it in terms of my perfectionism.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
There was four four bran four.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Cubs ridiculous, You're right, Well maybe it was four.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
If anyone in the world, if anybody listening, and there's
the professions upon thousands of people listening, if anyone came
over to our place and saw how.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Clean it is, and we do it. Kibi does the
majority of it.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
But like she'll give me a vacuum, man, I'll go
into an OCD vacuum mode.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Except for when there's popcorn on the floor, because you
didn't sell that shit.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Nobody could see that ship. But but we keep this
place spotless.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I mean it's like what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Maybe that's a new Year's resolution, we keep this place violence.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Anyway, how do we get from that to page? Oh,
because you said on page you talked.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
About Aaron Rodgers and the you know, because we were
watching I was very much in it. We have one
more episode left and you don't like him, so but
I'm into it. It's a softball documentary series very much,
so we're not getting into the real nitty gritty.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Very very unlikeable.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
No, but I wanted to finish watching it. But while watching,
I said, I am a perfectionist, like I didn't like
dropping crumbs. How dare me?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I get it?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I get it, I understand and respect respect. Anyway, it's
been a little bit of a slow time, but we
have watched a lot of things. We watched the full
season of The Ultimatum season three on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
With season three season two.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
I think it was season three, No, it was season three.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Three, Okay, I believe, Yes, it was season three, which
is we give a two thumbs up. Yes, although it
is it is slow, and I think I didn't watch
any of the other seasons.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Kibi, you watch it in the.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Beginning they're all like that. I really feel like they're
docu series. I really like it's shot differently than your
average show and beautifully, beautifully shot and meticulously meaning that
it really lingers on these people and these characters so
that you're really getting to know them in a way
like a documentary. It really is. It's very cool.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
The show is about couples that are on the verge
of either breaking up or getting married. And I believe
there's six couples or eight couples, and you know where
this is going. They're either going to get married or
or not get married, and ultimately they're all not getting married.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Well, they mingle, they mix up with each other.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Right, but they get to the point they give each
other the ultimatum, either we're gonna get married or we're
gonna have this sort of temporary breakup and you're gonna
go and date and be in this fixed relationship.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
They call it a fixed marriage.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
So they have these speed dating round everybody gets to
meet each other and meet and greet each other, and
a guy named John will meet a guy named Jennifer,
and the next thing you know, they move in with
each other.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yea, And.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Just like all the reality shows you June, you think
it's stupid.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
But when people play the game and play the show
right and really try their best, and you could tell
who's really trying their best throughout the experiment or experience
as they call it, crazy shit happens and they're alienated
from their phones or alienated from their friends. And we
don't need to go into the minutia of it. But
(17:55):
season three of The Ultimatum, aside from the beginning being
a little slow, really pays off.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
It does. I told you to stick with it because
I saw in the beginning you didn't you feel that way.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I was like, come on, man, yeah, like this is like,
come on man, it's so good.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
I love a relationship show. I love it like it's
why I love Love is Blind.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Yes, you know.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I like when people are really thinking about what they're doing,
and it's interesting to get in that situation. I always
feel like, I always wonder what it would be like
if you or I were in our twenties and we
were on that show. What a disaster that would be? Oh,
I mean, can you imagine?
Speaker 3 (18:30):
I mean me and my twenties. These people are I
don't know if they're being told.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Or there has to be giving advice by therapists.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
And baby, you just have to understand these generations are
They're emotional intelligence is far. It leaps and bound beyond
our nineties way of thinking. Trust me, It's just they're
just a different breed. It's a result of parenting. And
some would say not a good way, not such a
good way. In other way, I think it is good emotionally, but.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
The microaggressions and you know, expressing the feelings, the whole
thing seems exhausting.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I'm just like, oh, like.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yo, can I just get a fucking roast beef sandwich
and listen?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I mean, this is.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Too much here, man, sound like Archie Bunks.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
But it's one of my favorite shows, and I dream
of hosting a show. That's my new dream.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
I think I feel like being a host like Nick
Lache and what's his wife's name, Vanessa Vanessa Leche. I
personally feel like, specifically that show, it'd be a little
bit more It's probably a little bit more challenging than
the edit.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Yeah, I agree. I would just like it because I
would like to meet the young people. I would just
like to be around them and meet them and see
what they're into context.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
We might be like, what the fuck are we doing
here with these fucking freaks? I got a context because
they're not reality.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Everything's a dream when you're watching it on TV. But
I love it so much so I just want to
I'm I'm just trying to find a way to get
Maybe we've been better yet we produce a show like
that instead of Beyond One, but.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
We're producing a host of show.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Okay, yeah, we'd have to, but I really really enjoy it.
I think that it's so unpredictable how things happened, especially
in this last season there.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, it's good. It's worth watching if you're looking for
something to watch a new show. We give The Ultimatum
two thumbs up to Rapaport thumbs up.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
We watched a few films, uh.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That were really good because they've all come out on
streaming and we're too fucking lazy and just.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
We're everybody enough, why go to the movies?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
And so we watched this film called a nour a
n o r a a noura, which is by a
filmmaker who directed a handful of small films, independent films,
The Florida Project, Red Rocket, the Florida project. So this
film a noura a n o r a. There's no
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ours in it. It's about a stripper from Brooklyn out
there in fuck is it part of the Brooklyn shitn
near Coney Island But I forgot the name of the
part of Brooklyn. But there she's a stripper out there
and she falls in love with this young, fun Russian
oligarch and the.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Son of Ali and uh.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The actress is named Mikey Madison and she hasn't done
much before. She had a little part in I Believe
Once upon a time in Hollywood. She's a young actress.
And the other actors I haven't seen any of them.
There's this one kid who's like the Russian man.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
He's so good.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
This fucking guy comes in. They're like, what's going on?
Energy and his vibe.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Totally believable and he's committed like no other. I mean,
this kid is really talented.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
And it's a love story and it's whimsical in a
way though. The beginning is just you're just like you're
taking on this romantic uh, you know, two odd balls
that soulmates that find each other kind of a true romance,
a wild at heart. They fall in love and it's
beautiful and it's fun and it's funny, and then the
movie takes twists and turns and I won't say it's
(22:17):
a perfect movie, but it's a very very good movie
with excellent performances.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Excellent. I think did something in at the confinmated for
all things. It's much. It's a highly recommended.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yes, yes, it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's called it holds your hold onto your seat though,
because the end is it's.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Disturbing, disturbed, disturbing. It is disturbing.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's really dark. It's dark, but it's layered in terms
of meaning and of sexuality, power, complacency. Uh, you know
people that have a grip.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
On the voids, filling voice, phil voids through sex. And
she's a stripper, she's a hurt character.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
You know what. It reminds me of her performance. It
reminds me of General Rolands in a Woman.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Under the Influence. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
The reason why it reminded me of it is because
General Rolands and a Woman under the Influence.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
It's not perfect.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Technically, and this girl, her performance isn't perfect technically, and
Nora is the movie a Nora perfect technically, And I
felt like it could have been a little short, just
like I feel like, you know, I know, it blasted
me to say a woman under the Influence is imperfect
technically and it could have been a little shorter, but the.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Grit and the heart and the emotion is perfect.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, I agree, and very very instead on.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, so it reminds me of that.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And it's fifteen minutes shorter I think in the middle
of it. But great, great, but great, but great, highly
highly recommend. It'll make you think, it will definitely you
will not let you won't be able to let go
of this movie.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
One hundred percent, one hundred percent. And I can't wait
to see what what that filmmaker's dope, Sean Baker is
his name. Yes, And those actors and that actress just
kick ass total, They kick fucking ass. And it's just
a fun, dark, trippy, romantic.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
It had some Quentin Tertino sque things in it, didn't
it like where you know, it's like mob bossy, crimey,
but like over the top they push it scary but
also funny and humor and it's it's that real, like
I said, very whimsical. Yeah, it's great. I loved it.
Glad we watched that watch.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
And a film that is I would say perfect is
a real pain.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yes, oh, perfect movie. Act and directed, perfectly acted, perfectly, perfect,
perfect perfect.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Hasenberg wrote and directed Kieran Culkin from Succession.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I think he's a younger brother of of course mcaulay Culkin.
Shout out to McCaulay Culkin, Kieran Culkin, who's been kicking
ass since he's come on the scene. It's about two
cousins that take a trip to Poland to visit their
grandmother's home and they travel Poland and it's just fucking funny.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
It's dark, it's emotions so layered.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
The acting is superb. And I said to you, even
Kieran Coulkin is such a genius because we even watch
the director's kind of after talk on the thing and
making the making of and what I love about his work.
And I feel like the script was so damn good
and the directions so good and jesse eism was incredible
(25:41):
that the movie would have been fine if it was
another actor playing it. But I'm telling you he added
something to this because every scene, uh, he always takes
his character and adds one thing, whether it's physical of
expression on his face, and it's so real that it
takes you to a deeper level and humanizes every single
thing he does, like it's insane and this it didn't
(26:03):
need anything extra, but it just was like I was
so impressed, and I hope he wins an award for
this because he's incredible.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
It should definitely win awards, get nominated for awards. The writing,
the direction, the pacing, the humor.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
And the story, you know, just the story.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Well, it's dope, it's dope.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It it's a great perfect I would say it's a
perfect movie. I don't want to say it's the best
movie ever, but it is a.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
In terms of a movie structure and the way it
was not that long. It was satisfying in the end.
Even though it ended the way it ended, it was
still satisfying. It didn't leave you within wanting anything more
from these characters. It was. It was damn good, even
from the supporting group of characters.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Excellent, excellent.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
So you could download or go to the movie theater
to watch Anora. You could download or go to the
movie theater to watch A Real Pain.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Both.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
We love both of those films and highly recommend both
those films. And then let's talk about to Wicked or
(27:17):
to not Wicked, Babe. That's on you, babe, let's talk about.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
And I pre ordered it. It's up, and I'm like,
I only want to watch it if you're not going
to pick up your phone the whole time. The whole
idea was to watch it together.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I said to you, I would watch it adjacent. Lee.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Oh see, that's not cool, Babe, started on my own, like,
then watch it with somebody who's like sitting next to me.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
On You've got to have your friend Julie come over.
She wants to watch it.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
She's going to take her mom to see it, but
at the movie theater, which now I'm thinking that actually
it should have gone with them to the movies to
see it, because I've got it here. I started watching
a little bit and.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
What did you say? What did you say? Early into it, babe,
I'm bored, right, and I'll get granted. I watched a
little bit of it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
I think you know what messed me up, babe, all
those snippets of them the press, the press, yes, the press,
the press to a grande and uh what's her name? Yes,
these two women doing their tour, and that I's ruined
it for me. I can't look at them on television.
I want to start laughing.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
And how old is Arion a grande?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
She's probably justin Bieber's eight thirty. Maybe maybe it's a
little younger.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Okay, listen, this is I said, I want this thing.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's kind of unfair for me to even ask you
to watch it because it's not You were like when
I clicked on it, You're like, there's a singalong version.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
I would have liked the single version.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Really probably will do that, but I don't know the
song so much. I saw the Broadway show, but that's
not my thing.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
But what is it?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It takes place after the Wicked Witch of the West
and the Wizard of Oz is killed, and then they
made this is like the sequel to that Wicked Yeah,
and it's about some princess.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
There's a sequel of the prequel sequel. Yeah, yeah, it's uh.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
And this is a big Broadway hand read huge.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You know. I saw it twice. I saw it. I
saw it. I saw it in LA and I also
saw it in New York.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I believe, but I can't believe you're not interested in watching.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I know, just I'm telling you it's the two of them.
I keep thinking of them like petting each other and
holding each other's hand and crying and like, you know, uh,
it's just I can't concentrate. I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I didn't know that you saw it in the theater
and you saw it twice.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yes, yeah, you're six. I think I think maybe I
got did I go with Maritith or something? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I need to rewatch. I think you should watch it. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not going to watch it with you.
I would have liked for you to be invested in me,
come in and watch like fifteen minutes and then leave.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I wasn't grunting.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I mean it's I think it's two hours and forty minutes. Yeah,
it's like long.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
But I wasn't. I didn't grunt. I was watching.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I was you were watching at all. You were just texting,
but I saw, like, you know, like it's just not
fun to sit with you know, I think you I
need you to help enroll me because I'm I.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
You want me Michael Rappaport to a role you and
watching Wicked. That's what you're.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Something to do together, you know. But we have enough
things to watch together, I'll finish it. I just got
to be in the right state of mind, maybe a
little less judgmental.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
I guess I share. I mean, if you're being judgmental, wise, I.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Just keep There's so many memes, and then there's that
funny those girls that are funny that you sent me
the videos of these two British I think one of them.
They're British and they're they're hilarious and they mock them
and it's so funny, and I swear I can't get
out of my mind when I'm watching.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Do you want to share Georgina?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Oh yeah, well, I mean, you just make fun of
me for wanting to.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I'm not sharing that. I mean, listen, I'd rather watch
that three seasons all the way through.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Really because I want to finish with the last season
so you can watch it.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I mean, it's a little much. You want to explain
who Georgina is.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Georgina is a woman who is married to the soccer
player Cristiano Ronaldo. Yes, the most famous soccer player, one
of the most but I would say he's literally worldwide
and she they're not married, oddly enough, but he had
kids in twenty I did a little googling on them.
He had a saragate give him twins in twenty seventeen,
(31:13):
and she also had a baby with him in twenty seventeen.
I don't know how that works, but anyway, he met her.
She was like a shop girl and worked at Gucci.
She is finer than fine. I mean, I think that's
why I watch the woman is stunning, gorgeous. What I
like about her, she's like a regular girl. She was
a ballet dancer in her small town. I think she's
from Hakka. I think she's Argentinian and from Spain Spanish,
(31:36):
from a town called Hakka. And she's lovely, she's funny.
She's got a group of friends. She's around what they
called the darlings, the darlings Karida Karida corridos corridos, Darlings,
the darlings. And I don't know what's wrong with my
Spanish today, it's usually good. Sorry anyway, so I love
(31:56):
the show. It helps me with my Spanish. I can
listen to her because she, you know the Spanish, they
kind of talk a lot slower so you can understand.
And all it is is watching her shop, to be honest.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
She's shopped, take care of her kids and takes care of.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Her kids, and she works as a model and like
a brand person or influencer type.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
And she's the most followed person and in Spain, she's
got like thirty million followers in Spain.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
She's famous, famous, famous, and aside from him, I mean,
I don't think she was famous until she got with him,
of course not. But she was had a modeling career,
but this has taking her over and she has used
it and she's modeling and she's she's representing all these
huge brands and modeling and she's but she gets right
back home onto their private plane. She's obsessed with eating
(32:44):
ibetos like the ham that like drive no ybit it ghosts.
I can't to like, you know, this topic, the dry
dried ham or whatever. So it's it's wonderful for me
to see any you know, gorgeous woman just eat ham
and on a private plane while she's gone shopping. It's
(33:05):
so bizarre and so like foreign as a most reality
shows that I like, these women are having these extraordinary lifestyles.
But so she's so regular and not affected, and it works,
and she's loving and she's her kids. By the way,
So when I was bringing up his kids. She took
(33:25):
has him as her own and all those kids. Yeah,
he has a sign to to they call Chris, right, Chris.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Anyway, I'm very into the show. There's three seasons on
Netflix and now he's playing in Saudi Arabia, so they
have had to move. You know, you follow her. They
have a house in Manchester House and twitch and I
mean one episode, babe, she took because she always wanted
to to Lamponi, to Lapland, like who the fuck knows
where that is? I don't know, It's like where Santa
(33:54):
is and she it was like she took them to
the snow and it was gorgeous and made me want
to go there. Anyway, I love that show. I think
if you need something that's like really light, mindless and
you want to watch somebody's shop till they drop and
Who's full of diamonds and go to Chapparde.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And I get it, you get it, right, I totally
get it.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
He's not even in it that much because he's so busy.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Even if he was, I could give a shit.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Who cares about him. She's gorgeous and like very normal
and I'd like to meet her. I'm a new fan
of Georgina. Yes, I'm very big fan of her. I
was gonna I want to DM her and say that
I the ghetto Moche.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
I want to also share with you. I don't know
if you heard.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
This is just in going out of twenty twenty four,
heading into twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I'm happy for both of them.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has reached out the divorce
finally after eighty years old. They have six children. They
were married in twenty fourteen. In twenty sixteen, she filed
for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. It was pretty ugly and
they didn't let it get fucking.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
All his kids left them, They all changed their name,
got rid of the pit, all of them.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Right, this is sad, This is bad, This is I
feel bad. I feel bad for both of them. I
feel bad for those kids.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, it's not a good situation.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
But thank goodness, but she walked away.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
With sixty two million dollars. She sold her half of
the wine that they have.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Whatever she walked away with, it's not gonna hurt BP.
And whatever she got and he didn't get, and vice versa.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh, they're worth collectively like five hundred million dollars or
something crazy.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, and you know he's got a girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
I think he's got a serious girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, So I think they're probably believe that it's finally over.
I mean, that's eight years.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
I wonder how much the lawyer fees are for eight
years of a divorce like that.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Whatever, it is a one watch commercial. He'll make it up.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Did I ever tell on the podcast my story of
single Brad Pit being out with single Brad pet I
can't remember what year this was. This is when Brad
Pitt was that fucking dude. This is before Jennifer Aniston.
I was at an Oscar party and a couple of
the highlights of the night were Joe Peschi at the
(36:07):
Oscar party. This is like, you know, young Joe Petty.
This is like soon after I don't remember ninety six,
ninety seven. I don't remember, Yeah, I don't. I'd have
to look at a calendar. But I was out at
a party and I saw Brad Pitt, who I'm friendly with,
who we met.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
I met while I was doing True Man, And I've
always said this, Brad.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Pitt couldn't be nice or couldn't be Chiller, couldn't try
to deflect attention more than him. But I saw literally
and at this party, I met Tom Cruise was there.
It's the first time I met Martin Scorsese. For some reason,
Joe PESHI was at this party sitting at a booth
with six black dudes who were like between the ages
(36:47):
of twenty five and thirty. Was just a bugged out image.
I don't know what the fuck just I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Now that's trippy.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
It was just a bugged out image.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Yeah, like he's just sitting there. It's just like him
and six black dudes and Joe. It was like, what
the fun is? I met Tom Cruise, I met Martin Scorsese.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Uh. And I remember being at the bar with Brad
Pitt and I've never been a drinker, and you know,
he ordered what he ordered. I ordered what I ordered,
but I remember I got my ginger on. I turned
and he started moving, and because I was facing the.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Entire like club or bar, it was a big bar,
I saw a.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Whole room just follow him, like the whole.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Room went from left to right. The only other person
I saw like where like literally like move an entire
place was justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
When I did the NBA all started with him, like
when he left, like.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Like somehow when he left the court, the arena was empty,
I saw Brad Pitt like everything.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, people actually left, like they moved or had
justin Bieber.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
They they left because he left the arena.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
And then it just seemed like I was just the
only person in the read like the whole thing was
over at this celebrity game. But when Brad Pitt like
it was like but particularly the women, it was just
like he parted.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
The fucking sea. Like as he moved, the whole place moved.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
And Tom Cruise none of I've never seen anything like that.
Leonordo like it just like he shifted the whole thing.
It was like like a hole opened up in the
entire place while he was moving because everybody just followed him.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It was crazy anyway, So you know, a baby. It
reminds me. I don't know why I'm think back because
he's so regular and so.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Normals, like guy from Missouri.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
I remember when you know, when you and I broke up,
he invited me to dinner at he had dinner party
and I went and I never smoked weed or anything
like that. And I smoked weed. It was table I
think it was when he was with Gwyneth Paltrow and
I got high and you know me, I cannot handle
and I went in the kitchen, I like went into
(38:49):
his house and like there was a moment where me
and Brad Pitt. He was your friend, not mine. I mean,
he was really sweet to me. But and one of
his dogs was playing in the kitchen and he was placed.
I was probably stone. I was certainly like what, First
of all, where's my boyfriend? We just broke up? Why
am I with this Hollywood party with these people? And
we were just sort of playing with the dog and
(39:10):
he was throwing a ball and then give it to
me and I was and it was like a quick
you know, sixty seconds ninety seconds with me and Brad
Pitt in his kitchen and I look over on the
refrigerator and there's a note from the Vampire lady and
Brice shit. And he showed it to me and I
said whoa, and he goes, yeah, she wrote me this
note and I that's like my memory.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Of that's crad Pit. I mean. And this was before
he was like mega mega, right, before.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
He was Magaze, he was on the verge because that's
when he got with Gwyneth.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, but that's our brad Pit you know, move the
crowd story and Kibi's Brad Pitt interview with the vampire.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Yeah, and write story.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
And that's the end of the first episode of Rapports
Reality twenty twenty five. There's going to be so much
to discuss, so much reality TV, so much popular culture,
and so many curated moments that we will pick a selectively,
you know, we will. We will go down to the
very last drop to pick the most important moments of
(40:09):
our relationship and share them with you.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
I will say this. I say this every week.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
This is arguably one of the best episodes we've done
every week.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Arguably. I'm hesitant to say that. You know, I'm gonna
be that. You can say that if I'll.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Talk to shit, But I just like, yo, this is
a great episode.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
I think just doing anything with you like this is great.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Please anyway, I hope everybody had a great, great, fantastic
healthy break and I can't wait to see what unfolded
twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Telling friends all good things happening for all of us,
good health, continued health and spreading love and light amongst
the people of the planet, spread.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Each of It's a Brooklyn way.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Tell a friend to tell a friend to subscribe, rate
and review rapper Ports Reality and we're done. Love you babe,
Love you babe.
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Michael Rapaport
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