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May 14, 2025 36 mins

Welcome to episode 57 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: 

Celebrity Row at New York Knicks games 

The relationship of Kylie & Chamalet

2025 Movie Stars

RHONY IS OVER

Real Housewives of Rhode Island 

Michael being on Jax's podcast

The Valley being dark & Lala, Scheana joining the show

Real Housewives of Atlanta

Being in a frustrating period of Bravo TV

Kebe's frozen shoulder

Feeling a little stressy

Summer House joy

Watching 40 year olds get drunk

Next Generation 

Loving Love Hotel

P Diddy Trial

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hello, Hello, Welcome to Rapport's Reality. My name is Michael.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Rappaport and I am Katy and this is.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Our podcast, rap ports Reality, where we discuss all things
reality TV, a lot of things popular culture, and curated
gems about our much much inquired about relationship, the relationship
between Kibi and I, hence the title Rapaport's Reality. So
much to discuss. We were recording this podcast in the

(00:38):
Greatest city on Earth, New York, where Celebrity Row for
the New York Nick Games. You know, Babe, I follow
Celebrity Row pretty closely.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
What do you mean. Is there something called celebrity Row?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, well, celebrity row is the row of celebrities game
on the wood where we used to sit, where we
used to sit.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm a little, I'm a little. Did you see that
the other night and think?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
If I had better adult behavior, we would be sitting there.
I don't know a game, Nick, first, we would have
never been able to get on the seat there down
there that game.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No no, because when you start bringing in Kylie.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
And Kendall and Timothy selamlay or so mucham Leding Dong
and uh Cardi b with Stefan Stefan.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Diggs, Stefan Diggs and your boyfriend. Yeah, and that would
have been a tough ticket. We could have if we
had been in the good graces of the free tickets
at Madison Square Garden one hundred percent, we could have
been second or third row, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Or maybe because you if you would have been on
good behavior this whole time, you would have been in
like the status of the guy you share your birthday with.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Spike Lee. Yeah, but he pays for his own tickets. See.
That's the thing about Spike, That's why he's at all
the games. But one of the things that people are
discussing is Tracy Morgan. Yeah, doesn't pay for tickets through
he said, every single game. And I bet you Spikey's like,
why am I paying? I'm shelling out a lot of
money for years discount or something. But he's he does

(02:12):
not forget a playoff game. He Yeah, he pays for
his sticking. Wow, so he has he has two on
the wood. But I mean Ben Stiller every game, Tracy Morgan,
literally every single game. I mean they're they're getting free
tickets every single game.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Wow. So it's well, truthfully, I'm really enjoying watching it
at home with you. You're right, it's really would probably bring
on a lot of anxiety. I'm not gonna say that
I have anxiety, Moore, but a lot of like chaos
being there in the crowds. You know, you can't really
concentrate when it's like such a spectacle, a lot to
look at. It's a lot, Yeah, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I was at Game five, second row, behind right
behind Adrian Brody. I was in the third row. It
was kind of like the second row, but there was
like a whatever right behind Adrian Brody and he was
in the second or just wanted an oscar, right, So
it ain't easy. It ain't tickets to get. John Deturre
was like in the sixth row. Really yeah, I mean
good seats, but he was in the sixth row. But

(03:09):
I mean, it's New York, it's the playoffs. There's a
lot of people that want to go to a lot
of games, and they only have oh so many tickets
on the wood because people pay for the majority of
those shiites. Nonetheless, Kylie Chamalay, they're like a real relationship. Yeah,
it's surprising, I know, very surprising.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't know why I mean, I guess I could
see why. He seems like he'd be like the actory
already type and she's, you know, the it girl. That
would seem sort of shallow because it's all about the
makeup and the clothes whatever. But he's pretty fashionable and
you know, he's got I don't know, if that's a hammer,
that's who he is. I did read in the Rags

(03:49):
that he his sister's not into it.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
You've read that in the Rags. Yeah, so that means
it's definitely true. Yeah, what you read, like page six
reported that's.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Kind of giving her the cold shoulder, doesn't you know?
She wants him to be seen as a serious thing.
Any of the people have mixed feelings about the Kardashians,
you know, but people call them the Krtrascians.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Cartrascians and the car Jet because they're generous essentially.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, but they mix them in with the you know,
I think it's a cute couple. I think she's very serious.
I think, you know what, she puts the good Kucci
on them, you know what I mean? You know what
I mean by that, Like, but you know, with the supper,
the Kuchi and supper on.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Them, supper.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
She cooks for them. It's like she cooks for him
the kuchi in the supper. You know, it's like, you
know how Gwyneth Palchow does the uh the boyfriend breakfast.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, these women know how to work.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yes, it's like, you know, how to treat a man.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
They yes, But I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Maybe they practice the witchcraft that too.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
For sure, Like you know, it's like they she's got
all this is the youngest sister. She's got all the
tricks in the book.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's right. I mean, and she's a billionaire on top
of it.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
But she's got tricks from the mom down.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Right, She's paid close attention, not.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That shamala is getting, you know, like he doesn't know
what he's doing. They're clearly like a like a real
true couple.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh yeah, and he's a very very very very extreme
Nick fan. And I was thinking about it very clearly
because her and Jordan are back to being very close friends,
which works out very Jordan Woods, who's with Anthony town
who's the player of the Knicks, and Timothy Shamalama ding
Dong shamala U ding Dong Kylie's boyfriend. This works out

(05:27):
perfectly for him for Jordan and Kylie to be back
being good girlfriends because now they can go out as
a foursome.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Right now they'll both have their kids.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Imagine him, He's like, now gonna be good friends with
a nick player.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
The thing that I really like about Shamalay is he's
very comfortable with himself. He's very comfortable with his fame.
He's not all weird, and I really see him as
a twenty twenty five new millennium movie star where you
can't be all shine weird. You have to promote, you
gotta go on ESPN to promote your movies. You gotta

(05:59):
be able to be on Instagram. You can't be like
all weird ethereal Like I think Ryan Gosling is kind
of the last one to get away with that. But
like the days of like you know, I'm not gonna
do talk shows, I'm just gonna stay at home. I
think that's over. You have to sell, sell, sell, and
seamally is definitely comfortable with himself, Like he's got a
for an actor, for such a young actor who's like

(06:21):
a sex symbol and a heart throb and also very successful.
He has like a real confidence about.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Him, like different from the old school actor who thought
they had to pretend to be cool. And you yeah,
you know, it's really cool about her too. The Jenner
sisters are really cool personalities. You know. Kennedy, my niece,
grew up with them. And Kylie actually has a very
hysterical personality. She's very comfortable with herself. She had that
weird phase, very hard to become famous. But really she's

(06:49):
very funny, very quirky, different than what you see, very likable.
Both of them are likable people. I can see why
they're together. It's not a mystery. Yes, she's a beauty queen.
She's beautiful. Did surgery made herself not from the odd
quote unquote ugly duckling, you know, to the beauty queen.
She really has a great personal I can see why

(07:10):
they're together.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
So New York celebrity row has been great. The Met
Gala came and went, Thank God. And if we're gonna
talk New York and we're gonna talk about being in
New York, we have to talk about the devastating yet
not surprising news of the alleged we don't know exactly
where it stands, the alleged possible pause cancelation of yet

(07:35):
another Real Housewives of New York franchise. Obviously Real Housewives
of New York one was completely revamped. Thank you, thank
you so much, a Liam McSweeney and Ebony. You did it.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Yeah, I blame you, you guys. Did I blame the
two of you?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah? You did it with all that and you came
in there like we're gonna bring all this new energy
and we're gonna you fucked it up. We're gonna fuck
with your black.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
And your uh yeah and just like your wild harassing,
harassic accusing. Yeah, this was ridiculous. It's their fault. Then
we had to reboot with this new new jack you
know what? And then why aren't we blaming the.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
New cast Brinn Brynn. Yeah, I mean, talk about getting
dark and getting wacky on TV soon?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Too much, too soon. I don't know. I don't know
who to blame. I don't know where to who to
throw the book at. But I'm kind of glad that
that the new one is gone. Let's hold off. It's
very sad for us to be in New York and
not have a franchise.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, but what New York to me is? I mean,
I know, Orange County is the first in Beverly Hills.
Is a monster show. But New York since the revamp
of the show has been floundering. And now right now
we're literally we're just floating around Bravo Real Housewives orbit like,
we don't have a show. We don't even have a plan.

(08:59):
The word rebooting, the reboot, that's us. We came up
with that, And I gotta be honest, TV, that's wishful. Think.
I know, that's wishful. Think if you guys can.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
See him right now, it's scary. Me. You're doing a
little bit of too much Bernie Sanders wishful think. No,
I know, baby, this is really scary. But think about it.
We were the og New York was. They were scaring us.
It got awful. That's why they brought in Liah McSweeney and.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
It was fine.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It was okay, it was fine.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
But her first season was great. But then she got
sober up.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, she got sobered up, and she started getting a
little scary, like.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Got judgmental of the show. Yeah that way, it.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Seemed that way. And then she had a cohort in
Ebony who came in and it got a little like
accusatory with the racist stuff and everything. And then they
brought in that other black lady who was like the
anti I think she was like the conservative of the
anti ebony. And it got complicated, right, so you listen
when something's not totally broke. Although before they brought a

(09:57):
Leah it got a little toxic. The ladies were, yes,
they were well.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Sonia, remember, we were worried about it, like she was.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Remember she fell down and Turtle Time was way they
were spending way too much time in Turtle Time.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Sonia was like really dangerously drinking. And I remember that
one time where they were at Bluestone Manor respectfully, which
is during the Menley's home obviously kind of home. She
almost banged her hand on a table. She felt so
like face first at a table.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, but it was fun, good TV boy.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
I mean, I feel like if they stuck with that
crew and brought in some other pieces, we would have
been fine.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
What if they took that crew and they took them
all to rehab and did like one season of like
you know, spa spa days, you know what I mean,
rehab days, they would have been like took the alcohol
out and had them all go. And I don't know
there because.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
That four is a good four, the Countess, Ramona Singer
and Sonia. That four is a base. And then you
could add peace people in.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, they could have bred it, Heather back in and
they Heather could have came in, and that even the
lady that moved out to California.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yes, and they could have just found a couple of other.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
People friends of their two friends of theirs could have
come back there.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, it's disappointing. It's disappointing because that show. I mean,
I'm always gonna I mean I feel like it might
be a year, it might be a year and a half.
They're absolutely going to come back with a new real house.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I don't know they have to, but like what they've
done now and as it is now with Uba Brynn,
Aaron Jenna Lions size sigh, like out of these girls,
I just wasn't feeling it.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
They didn't you know.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
They I love the clothes and all that, but then
they brought in the woman with the wife of the motorcycle.
I just wasn't feeling it just didn't feel authentic. It's
something you've said before. It is like once this train
gets rolling and the reality world is what it is.
People have enough time to see what it's like, see
what they're doing, see what they get out of it,

(11:52):
and when they get the cameras in front of them,
they kind of know. And so the magic isn't the same.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
They've already announced it. Real Housewives of Rhode Island is
coming or is it Providence? It's real, but are they
calling it Real Houses a Providence or realized as a
Rhode Island.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
I don't know, but I love it anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Apparently it's drag out.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
It's nothing fancy down dirty.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Uh, it's like a mix between Jersey and old school
v H one Mob Wives. Shout out to Big Angel
late Great Big Ange.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
One of our favorite shows, by the way, and that
was a that was a good show. That was a
great show.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I mean talk about toxic. But apparently Dad, we love
the great Dreata Vincenzo. Yep, I'm probably saying her name wrong,
but she just Drida and Big Ange again. Shout out
to Big Ang r Ip may her membery always be
a fantastic blessing. But apparently the Real Housewives of Rhode
Island and the Real Housewives of Providence, whatever it's being called, is.

(12:55):
Apparently it's just what we want.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
See. Here's here's the thing. We always talk about getting dark.
There's a certain quality of human being. We don't mind
them getting dark when we know they can handle it. Yes,
do you know what I mean by that?

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Yes, well, apparently these Rhode Island chicks are ones you
can handle.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
They can handle it. Drina could handle the darkness. Oh yeah,
big ange. They could have brought the darkness, by the way,
sure memory be a blessing, may or ma'am a blessing.
She brought the darkness, but she also knew how to
turn on the lights, and she was funny. You know
what I'm saying by that. Yeah, So we don't mean
to like, go, oh, it's so dark and we're afraid
of that. No, it's not that. It's like when I

(13:35):
say I don't want to watch a show where I'm like,
the next episode somebody has to drive the person to rehab.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Like the valley, like the valley, like the valley where again,
you know, I'm not gonna you know, keep saying it,
We're gonna wait till it pivots, and it does need
a pivot. And I, by the way, babe, I just
did Jackson's podcast, Jacks we did a home and home
jack did a rap of portrayality. Great episode by the
way of some viral lips information on there. There were

(14:03):
some things that I realized when I had him on
rap ports Reality that I wanted to ask afterwards that
I asked him when I was on his podcast, and
you know, I had a good time with him. Again,
I feel like Jackson is struggling, and I encourage him
to start saying yes, Brittany, you're right, Brittany. Yeah. I

(14:23):
know we said five thirty, Brittany, but if you want
to do it at three thirty, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
In terms of the co parenting.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yes, yeah, yes, yes, and afterwards do thirty push ups. Right.
But when I was telling him, I'm feeling like it's
not necessarily getting through. He wanted to get through. I know,
but I because he said, what what kind of advice
do you have for me? And I told him, I said,
this device I have. You start saying yes, Brittany, Yeah,
you're right, Brittany. Oh, five thirty sorry.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Five sure, it's not all that easy. I mean we
all could still work on that, can't we Yes, we
could all still work on Yes, we can The valley
is dark dark.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
But the thing about the Valley being dark dark is
it started out being dark dark and allegedly apparently, I
mean they've teased it. Sheena Sheet and La La Kent,
the Great La La Kent, respectfully, they're supposed to be
joining the season and we need it. We need the sunshine.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
We need to see their veterans so they kind of
know how to navigate the reality world. You know, you
kind of need that. This show kind of needs that
at this point because they're all over the place. Also,
they're now characters that we like to see on our television.
Said that matters at this point.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
It's like seeing Lisa Kudro come back and totally yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
At this point, we're just we're seeing too real, like
our neighbors thatx Stort really going through a divorce and
doing custody battles. And you don't want to see that
from rip, you know, like Off the Jump, right. I
wanted to say from Rip because I lost Off the Rip?
I saw where did I see that? On Real Housewives
of Atlanta? Somebody said off the Rip?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Yes, yes, talk about dark I can't remember, but it
was this past weekend.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
But Babe, I should say I was watching when you
went to go get your haircut. I was watching the
behind the scenes of Real Housewives, No, of the Valley.
It does give you a little bit of levity if
you watch these behind the scenes shows. I think they're excellent.
I think they're cheap after the show.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Did you watch the newest after show of the Valley?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Yes, because I wanted to get some condent. I watched
a little bit of the I'm jumping around. I'm sorry, fine,
let's finish about the child.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
The listeners they're jumping with us. They get shorthand go ahead.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
So anyway, in general, let's just say in general, these
after shows kind of like, even if you didn't watch shows,
they're entertaining because they're their reality show people sort of
talking together their paired up kind of randomly, I would say,
and the way they're talking about their lives and the
shows that when you watch the shows, you kind of
get like the tongue in cheek in a way them

(16:59):
sharing about scenes. Yeah, and so it gives contacts like
it does.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
This after shows are very.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Very helpful because I was getting mad at Real Housewives Atlanta.
The relationship between Shemiah and Porscha.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
What did the after show show? Well, what did the
after show tell me?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
When they did Porscha's little like meditation with her sister
was giving a meditation of the psalm bath or whatever,
and Smi was acting like a bee and she wouldn't
lay down because she was mad at Porsche because Porscha
didn't go to her wedding. And I was like, these
girls have been friends since they were children. Porsia had
lied and said she was sick, and the after show
she was like, that girl told me she was sick,

(17:37):
that's why she didn't go to my wedding in Africa.
And then she explained the whole that's like, that's a
big thing.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
That's a big ask. I don't care if it's your
actual sister best friend going to somebody's wedding in Africa.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh, come on, they are they are best friends. She
had like a dowry thing, like because you know the
thing where you get you got to pay for the wife.
They're like some kind of other ceremony that she came
to here.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
If you're not paying, that's a commitment.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I don't know she didn't have the money or she
I don't know, but you don't tell your best friend
that you're sick.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, that's gonna come out.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
But did you see on Watch what happens I? Shemiah said,
on watch what happens I with Andy Cohen? Which was interesting.
Sami was on watch what was with Andy Cohen? And
the great Ariana Maddox was in the Guessie, which is weird.
I know, you know, I know, I know which is
which is strange to have Arianna and not her be
the focus the focus, I know, But Shemia said, like

(18:35):
her and Porsche's relationship is not like, it's not any better.
I know.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's what I'm tripping off of. And I'm wondering. It's
also too she did come on the show. She had
been showing up on the show as a friend, and
now she's kind of the center of the show.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Guard point guard called it a point guard. She's like
the candy bird.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
I feel like she was the friend and now she
is the star.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Now she's point guard.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Porsche's coming back to her own show. Yes, and her
best friend is the show.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Do you think that that?

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Oh yeah, that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Por uh huh.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
This is crazy. That's what's making the show messy. Okay,
it's messy, and.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
I removing Kenya was probably something that they are definitely
having trouble with with storylines and editing. Yeah, because when
you think you have a force like Keny Moore, the
Great Kenya Moore, respectfully, and then you remover early in
the season, it's definitely something. It's like you lost a
great part of your team, like a star member of
the team is out for the season.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Such a good point. Thank you, Such a good point.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Thank you. Anyway, we're in a great period, although a
frustrating period, on a concerning period with all things Bravo TV.
By the way, Babe, someone asked me how is Kibi's
They said, how's your wife's frozen shoulder?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Oh, that's so nice. I would say it is improving probably.
What's like, if the top is like one hundred percent better,
I would say, I'm fifty five percent better.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Do you feel like you're at fifty five percent?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
No? What would it mean? Like look at me, I'm.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Like, you can't is your arm all the way?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
But it's painful still.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
It's definitely a lot more than when you've done that
in the past.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I say, listen, I was trying to do. Okay, to
put it this way, I was trying to do pilates
and you know when you delay on your stomach and
you try to do airplane. Yeah, I cannot do airplane.
And I mean, like that's bizarre. That's like the easiest
thing to do, like lay lift your legs up. I
can lift the legs behind, and I can't lift both
arms in front of me, and like flutter my arms

(20:29):
and front, I can't do it. I can't even live
my arms. There's some moves I cannot do and it's
super frustrating, which makes me want to lay in bed
and eat a tub of ice cream.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Right, which we're trying to avoid. Yes, and what about
your hair? Are you feeling?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
How does it look?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It looks great right now.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Well, I blew it out straight because my hair a
couple of weeks ago just all started to fall out.
It looked like it just remember, it was just like
falling out. I called my hairdresser and a panic and
a pension and a panic, and she was like, that's
happening to me too. I think it's because I changed
my thyroid medicine. Oh babe, you have to understand something.
I called my mom panicking. The hairdresser, panicking, called the doctor,

(21:09):
the hormone doctor. She was like, I think it's your armored.
I take a desiccated thyroid. Then I got did a
podcast search something called Skinny Confidential. There was a research
biologist on there saying nobody needs it to be on thyroid.
I called doctor Monica. I was like, oh, I got
to get off of this. I shouldn't be on the thyroid. Oh,
it's a whole big thing. Anyway, I stopped that. I

(21:30):
started taking this vitamin. It looks pretty good. It's like
immediately starts to be a little thicker. The hairdresser said, girl,
I got some pieces, put some pieces in. It's just
like your hair. I ordered some fake hair. I slapped
that shit in the hair pieces, even though they're clipped in,
it slid out of my hair like it was a running.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
You don't know how to put the damn and those things.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Slid straight out of my head. I don't know how
people with thin hair have pieces.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Got all kinds.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, I put them in.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You did it yourself at the T and they were like.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You know how like Stevie Wonder's braids look like they're
sliding right off I said, those things slid right out anyway,
so I feel like it's coming back. I'm taking these
vitamins that have a lot of things in them for
your hair to grow back, and I mean it worked immediately.
I mean three four weeks in it. My hair looks
like very healthy. It feels a lot thicker.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Good, it looks beautiful.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Thank you for your concern. I'm feeling okay. I'm feeling okay.
I just if I could get these extra ten twenty
thirty pounds off pounds.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
It's again, I'm climbing.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I need to jump off twenty I don't know what
with the weight. I don't understand it is.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's a cortisol. I'm telling you we're secretly stressed out
and the cortisol's.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
I have cortisol or a need cor cortisol.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
No, we have it. It's like it's sleep and it's stressed.
It's a little worry. We've had a lot of worry
in our on our life, and you know, things are
hopefully getting better and we'll be able to relax and
calm down.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
No better time when you're feeling a little stressy and
have too much cortisol or a lack of cortisol, whatever
it is to turn on the fucking reality TV shows.
Because one show that I mean, we were watching Summerhouse
last week, Yeah, and we were just commenting on their
every word, their every single move, and I was like,

(23:32):
this again is joy. Like we were watching that show,
we had our heads, you know, sharing a pillow, were
watching it, and I was like, this is great. And
I also did say I said, you are lucky, and
you like, what do you mean? I said, the fact
that I am sitting here having as much fun, possibly
more fun than you watching Summer House.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I know, I get a kick out how much you
really enjoy it. But let me tell you something. This
last episode, thank goodness that Lexi told this boy, Jesse,
that she doesn't want to be with her. She saved him. Yes,
if it wasn't Lexi, it was gonna be Wes, because
I'm sure Wes was gonna help him get out of
this reel. It's so clear that this girl is not
for him, but he wasn't gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
She's not for him, He's not for him.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
No, leave these gonna leave each other alone. I was
so worried about this thing. I'm oh, terrible.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
But everybody's pissed off at everybody in there, Like everybody's
mad at Jesse. Lexi's mad Jesse. Sierra's mad at Jesse. Sierra,
you gotta focus on dealing with people outside of the house. Yes,
there's three dudes in there, four and they're all circling
around you, and you're so cool and you're so beautiful,
and I wish we had done this and maybe we,

(24:43):
Like Sierra, you should just be tell them off the
jump off the rip.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Stay away.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
It's not happening. Yes, yo, yo, it's never happening. And
I hope you truly believe that, Sarah, you shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
She should wear a T shirt for the next new
dude that comes in, and it should just say nope.
Like she should wear it that says nope next summer,
this summer that comes in they start filming, she should
get a T shirt that says no. If in fact,
all the girls the new boys come in nope, if
they don't want to mess around with somebody new. I
don't think any of them should be sleeping together, and
that although it's not a fun show if they don't

(25:15):
hook up. But Sierra especially deserves somebody outside of the house.
Maybe she needs somebody in finance, yes, with the saying
finance six feet finance something, find yourself, somebody, good.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Girl, A good show. When I was on Jack's Taylor's podcast,
he doesn't watch it consistently, but he was saying, I'm
seeing and I'm hearing that that show might be in
need for a revamp. And I was like, not really,
that shit is it's cooking right now.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Well, it's cooking right this second. But I was feeling
a little uncomfortable with seeing a pregnant lady lay on
the couch of a party house. Like I was like,
what are they going to do? She's gonna be gone?
Then up, He's not coming back. Yeah, I hope not.
Maybe that she gets a nanny. Could you imagine her
with a nanny upstairs? I know, but I'm.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Saying, Lindsey, it's time to move on.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, she has to move on. But then Kyle's circling
Amanda for a baby. That could happen. If she doesn't
have a baby, that relationship could be in turmoil.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Right, I don't know if he wants to have a baby.
She clearly doesn't want to have a baby, and that's fine.
He's acting like he wants to have a baby. But
it's not a puppy. It's not a gift, it's not
a toy. It's not like it's a child, your whole wife.
And sometimes I'm like, do you realize how much your
life is going to be altered? Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Somebody so who said it the other day it was
like people should stop saying I want to have a
baby and start saying I want to have a human being.
Good point, because babies only stay baby for a very
brief baby.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
It's real fun and cute, although it is very tiring.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
It's a brief moment in time. The baby things.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Right, it's eighteen years at least eighteen years at least
of like person.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, person, so baby, I do think he's right. I
think that show when you look at the age of
all these people, it gets very difficult to see forty
year olds get drunk and just hook up. You know.
So you're right, we want, you know, we want to
see some young people come in. But guess what this week?
What's the thirteenth? With fifteenth is a secret life of Mormon?
What lives on the.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Fifteenth that's coming at which is that was a good Yeah,
niche good season, sneaker hit. Also, the show with the
Kids is coming, and that's going to be good. That's
going to be a good time. What is it called
the Is it called Nepo Kids? No, but it's just
all the real housewives, sons and daughters, next generation breed them.

(27:38):
You gotta just keep you gotta keep checking.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Let's keep it coming. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I like it, and we're also enjoying surprisingly Love Island,
not Love Island, Love Hotel, Love Hotel.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Ashley Darby, the Green Eyed Bandit, the Great Giselle Bryant,
Shannon Badore and the Countess are down there trying to
find love. And they picked the right for women.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Really did. They're great. It's a great cast. I love
when they all come out of the hotel doors dressed
to like they do a little sex in the city
moment where they come out. I think that it shows
them really all vulnerable, not Jizelle so much or Luanne,
but a little bit, you know, seeing them all, you know,

(28:22):
out of their element in a way. Yes, right, And
the men don't seem to know who they are, which
I like.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, I think that the men are not well, that's
probably the norm that straight men of that age, most
of them, besides myself, won't know who the fuck Luyenne
and Shannon Badoors. Whereas if I see Luyin and Shannon Door,
I'm like, uh right, It's like where most people would
they respond if they see a Jenner or a Shamalet.
I see Luyn, I'm like, my breath is taken away.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Totally, you fan out. But oh it was interesting to
see Giselle though, run one of the guys come out,
and she had dated one of his cousins. The cousin
that was wild.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
And it was like I know you. She's like, do
I know you? He's like, yes, you do.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
But in his interview, he hadn't heard of the housewives before,
so he didn't keep in touch with her and know
that she was a housewife.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
And he obviously didn't know that Giselle Bryant, but as
soon as he saw, I mean, she's hard to forget.
She's very right.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
She could have had a different last name too, because
she married the pastor.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
She homeboy knew exactly who it was.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, yeah, her last name was probably different when they
knew each other, you know, forty years ago.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, But it's been again a fun show. It's not,
you know, reinventing the wheel. It's not, you know, breaking,
but it's fun. And to see those four icons, these
are icons of Bravos. They are and they're like I said,
they picked the four right women. The alcohol is not
an issue, they're not slot. They're holding it together. Yes,

(29:43):
and you're seeing a good part of them in a
different way. Also going on in New York right now,
the Sean Puff Daddy Puffy Sean love Combe's trial is
taking place a few miles from here. It's all over
the news, it's all over the streets, it's all over

(30:05):
the TV. It's causing traffic downtown. Some of the stuff
that was discussed, it's really I mean, they didn't didn't
warm up.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Like you know they would. They jumped straight to it.
They should start calling him pe Daddy. Why because he's
peeing in people. He likes pee and he's a nasty, motherfucker,
disgusting human being. Like, say he gets acquitted somehow, someway.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
You think he's gonna get a quitted right?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
You know, I was listening to this amazing girl, a
podcast called Rotten Mango, and she goes through jury selections.
She's actually in the courtroom and she talks about each
juror the questions that the judge asked and that. And
he's hired this wizard on a lawyer who selects jury
selection and the way they're selecting people. Apparently she's the

(30:51):
best of the best at it. And I'm like, she
didn't sound that great, because it seems like in New
York City it seems impossible to pick someone that doesn't
can't be biased, or that is not compromised in some
way somehow. So I mean, there's people that like that
work at Simon and Schuster, that have an uncle that
does this, that worked in la that worked in a
music video the thing. And that was day two and

(31:18):
then next thing, you know, by day three they're up
and running, and like or day four, they're up and running.
I'm like, how do they find the people with alternates
that quick? I just don't trust that things can't go wrong.
I don't know. I just I just don't. I just don't.
Something tells me that it's not gonna go. It's not

(31:38):
gonna go. It's not gonna go, right.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I think he's gonna get off somehow, somehow.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I think they're gonna have to throw the cake hung jury.
I think it's it's gonna be a hung jery and
I don't know. It's so funny, like she she goes
through this rotten mango girl goes through the nuances of
like how his attorneys behave. There's like eight of them,
Like Deal is one of the names of the guys.
He comes in and his briefcase he's got like a

(32:04):
Stanley cup and it's bright pink yes, and just like
why is that? Like why does he have this? And
why does he wear and they hug and what did
they do on a break? And like it's so fascinating.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I don't know the games and the games and then when.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
They behave in front of the jury and something just
he's lucky and Diddy is there during the selection and
by the way, one of the jurors actually does the
joke did he do it? He says did he do it?
And everybody in the including Diddy laughs and makes eye
contact at the juror potential juror who got thrown out.

(32:40):
But I'm just saying, he's so famous and everyone knows him.
Even the person says, I kind of know him. I
knew him. This is what I knew him from. I
didn't know him, but he's so famous that you know
how people are with fame. Yes, they like a piece
of it. They kind of know even if they don't
know who you are. Some people think you're Woody Harrison
Warwa the Street.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yes, but they just love it.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
They love to be a piece.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Of And for people that do think I'm Woody Harrelson,
I give them that moment you do.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
But by the way, correct that even if people have
said I hate your politics, but they're they ask for
a picture still. So my point is, even if they
hate him, they're so happy to be in there with him. Yes,
So fame is so fucked up excuse my French that
I can't imagine. Even if they're hearing the most vile
things from this person, and he's in there when they're

(33:25):
selecting a jury, bear with me, and he laughs at
something they say, or smirks or stares just long enough
because she says this one rotten Tomato person says he
stares through people, He makes real long eye contact. I'm
just saying, I don't know how they're gonna get a
fair trial. I just don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
It's on and poppin'.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
So he's still in there. He's in there when they
choose the jury. Yes, and he's in there during the trial.
So I'm saying he's you form a relationship with a jury.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I guess. I guess. I don't know how long this
thing is going to go on.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
And they have they have eight weeks.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Is that only happen they have a certain amount of time?

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, because you can keep the jury eight weeks. Oh oh,
so you know, because people they'll go broke, they'll lose
their livelihood.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You don't get paid when you're in there. Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
That's why it's hard to pick a jury. You know,
people have to.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Especially if you know it's good. This is going to
go seven weeks.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It'll go to that unless the lawyers get all their stuff.
I mean, the opening statements I've heard were like on
his side on the defense were like, oh really, that's
that's what you guys are going for.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
I think it'll work because it's not illegal to be
a swinger.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
No. No, I mean, we all know this convicting and
what he's scumbag.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm telling you that
I really hope. I'm so wrong because I think he's vile.
But I think we live in a really twisted world.
That's what I think. And I think people are twisted,
and I think that he did so much more, and
I think they don't have no male and so many

(35:03):
other people.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
And actors straight actors being like he proposed this to
me or he is.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
There's so many more talking and nobody. You know, there's
so many people that could be saying more. So many met,
thousands of people and you know it's all quiet, it's
and they're all they're all sitting at the at the
next game.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
They're all sitting at the next game and uh, you know,
having a good time. He used to say P Diddy
for the city, uh uh, and P Diddy is definitely
this is probably his last hurrah where he's the talk
of the city. But he's definitely the talk of the
city along with the New York Knicks and the aforementioned
uh canceled or uh you know, sort of put on

(35:44):
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