Welcome to episode 59 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
Being off the sugar
What is happening to RHOA aka Worst Season Ever
55 Cent's husband goes to jail
True or Not True?
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives & more
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We are getting real with it, folks. Michael is about
to break down something about a relationship that I've.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Never heard of.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I can get real nasty with it, you guys. I
can get really nasty with it. This is unto freakoff,
Like we have our own freakoff here with this.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I am ultra concerned about the status of the Real
Housewives of Atlanta. This season, in my opinion, is the
worst season ever.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Agree.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I will name names. It is Brett. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
You are beautiful, but your beauty is not going to
keep us interested. She's entertainment on lock Yes, she's icon
status at this.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
You're you're gonna get action.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, that's like a message like take care of your kids.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I don't like this.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Is that really a public service and not when it
needs to be made?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Is what's your name in jail yet? Who? Len?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, boom.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Hello, Welcome back to Rappaport's Reality.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
My name is Michael Rappaport, my name is Keebe, and
this is Rapaport's Reality, the podcast where we me and
my wife Keebe discuss all things reality TV, all things
popular culture, and curated items. Curated gems from the comings
and goings of our relationship. Hence, rapaports reality so much
(01:31):
to discuss, so much to talk about, so many things
I'm happy about, so many things that I am concerned
about personally in the world of reality TV.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He scared me there. I was like, Oh my gosh,
are you going to break this on Breaking News?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Can you imagine you're gonna Craig that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Was something with our relationship on the podcast. I was like, whoa,
we are getting real with it, folks. Michael is about
to break down something about our relationship that I've never
heard of.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
No no, no, no, no, no. I would well, that would
be good. That'd be good.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Our numbers would certainly skyrot rocket.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
We are heading into our second week collectively of.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I would say a diet of sorts, you and I.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's a little bit of a detox, I want to say,
because of sugar, of synthetic sugar, synthetic, because I just bought.
I just made a little bowl of fruit because I'm jonesing,
and you seem to devour it all. I looked and
there was two little strawberries left.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
But we are heading into our second week of because
we've discussed this ad nauseum.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I must. I'm sorry, people, but it's a real reality
of the wrapper boards here. We have a slight addiction
to sugar.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And there's a reason why. Every single day, pretty much
every newspaper, every newscast, every social media, there's sugar. This
sugar that sweets, this sweets that carbs. Blah blah blah
blah blah. We have a problem with sugar. Kibi likes
actual candy, yes, mentos.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, see, Oh my gosh, this is great. I'm actually
forgetting the name of the sugars.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I like, what's the name of the gummy bears? I
like chocolate.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I kind of like go back and forth. Sometimes I'm
jonesing for chocolate, and then it's like I'm in my
chocolate phase, and then I'm in my gummy bear phase
and Mento's face and then the weirdest it's like anything
like high Choose, anything that I can like put in
my cho They're like those little they're like Star Wars, but.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Like, you know, I've never even heard of high Choose.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, well, something that you can open up, or caramels,
like caramel, you know, salted. I don't like the salted
one so much about the straight up caramel old school
where you can wrap, unwrap them, put them in your
mouth and then the chew and chew and chew, and
it's just like the idea of chewing.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
You like, yes, man, I wasn't even thinking.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
How about jelly bellies, separating the colors while in bed? Man,
I can get real nasty with it, you guys, I
can get really nasty with it, you know, separating, putting
them in piles, mixing flavors. That's what they were meant
for jelly bellies, to mix flavors.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
In the back of the package. They were like put
the banana with the chocolate, and.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
You got you know, banana chocolate.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Banana chocolate pie.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, Well we're doing well. We like talenty, like broke
last night.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
What I know.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
We were testing each other and we do that often.
It's like I'll say, babe, you know, what do you
think about to lenty? And then you know you'll go no,
or you'll go you want to lenty.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Or I'm like it's Sunday, tomorrow's Monday, it's a new week, right,
and you go okay, and I go, ha, you were
gonna do it? And they were like no, I was it.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
But last night you were testing me because we have
ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's chip Wich.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, we have one box up and I said, let's
finish the box because you know.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And we will finish the box. It's a box of
six normal people. If now it's a.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Box of four, that's been two and two's it's fair.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It's one serving.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I think one chip wich, one chocolate chip ice cream
sandwich with two chocolate chip cookies in between ice is
enough for one person. Wool we historically recently woll eat
two each and then go into the separate box and
be like, let's just have a third.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
This is nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, this
is nothing to be proud of. It's disgusting. Like even
children three and we would keep going, we'd have four
of them.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
No, no, we can't. So fucking the fact that you're
like six, four and two something and I get I'm
right there with you, man, pounding ground I can do.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
And when we've gone.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Three between, you know, truly messed up. This is like
this is on some freak off, like we have our
own freak coffre with this, because I will be like
we have one on deck. It's like, open one and
then and they're cold, they're frozen. So it's like we
(05:57):
don't care. We eat one, open the wrapper and there's
one on deck, open out of the wrapper, ready to go.
That is some sick shit, like I know it is.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
These are freakoffs.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
These are our freak offfs. It's bad.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
We're bad.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Listen, you want when you when you want a black German,
you get some hoggan Das.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Truck the hogan Das.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Right, like we have all that.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You want something a little bit, a little bit, you know, fruity,
we get a little you know, like a little strawberry
strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Man, that's sick. I know it's really bad and we're.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
But you tested me last night. You were like you
want some and I was like, fuck no, I don't
want it.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
And now I have to process it because I do.
I do want it. I want the ice cream every night.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I want it, like this is my journey, Like you
wouldn't be like this if it weren't.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yes, I will. I'm bringing you down.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I know when we were younger, like twenty one years old,
we used to like leave real parties that probably potentially
turned into freakoffs and came home and we back in
the day, it was like Ben and Jerry's had just
come out, so like we would get a pint each
and we'd like eat that and watch TV. Or we'd
Sunday nights, we'd be in bed for what's oh Gina, Gina,
(07:05):
uh oh oh Martin Martin, and we'd hit it, hit it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
But even back then, it would only be like, let's
get one pint, right if we're going to eat ice cream.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Now we're like, let's get four pints. Well, that's you,
that's you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I can handle just one of like that's rich. But
you want to get like three flavors. And you're like,
want to mix a mask And you asked me to
put it in a bowl and I do it, and
you got a pound of ice cream in the bed
and a bowl and it's disgusting and it's like and
I'm like, eat it before it runs over the side
of the bowl.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's a whole ritual situation.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And you know what, we're old by the way our
sugar like we're built to last over here. You and
I we have genetics that are interesting because neither one
of us have like sugar issues or anything, But I
just know the sugar is bad. I know it.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I know I never feel good. The next day, my feet.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Hurt, joints are aching, angers are swollen. I feel like
one hundred and nine years old.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
It's just terrible, digusting.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
So now we're heading into week two of not having
any just let's say we.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Don't eat dessert, no sugar. We go out to lunch
and you always grab a cookie somewhere. The other day
you went out, I.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Was shooting something and I went in. I literally and
my brother vouched for me. I literally only had a
corner of it. Literally only had a corner. Okay, Now
it wasn't that good of a cookie.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uh that's why.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
But I chose not having.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
The good cookie because I was shooting something to not
that was a cheat, but it wasn't like a cheat,
cheat cheat, and it wasn't a cheat on my own.
And I didn't the whole cookie. And I feel like
today it's pathetic. We're like, we're like addicts. We gotta
go today is you know, we're just gonna get through today.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
One day at a time. Well, listen, babe, When we
started this journey of a podcast world, we were like
this could end up being an eating disorder podcast. I
don't want it to be that way. I'm sorry, guys
for those of you know the people can relate to
this everybody, but I don't know if people in their
fifties mid fifties have an issue with every night wanting.
A lot of people have their wine and this stuff.
(08:56):
We don't do that. This is what we do. We
are don't do. We don't do drinking and all that stuff.
We do like we're little kids. We eat our dinner
and then we're like, whi's for dizzoo. It's it's really bizarre.
It's the only person I know that needs dessert is
Julie's Almond. She gets dessert every night, every night, and
she's like a little girl like she. I could go
(09:16):
eat a cookie in the afternoon with her, and she'll
eat half and then wrap a half in a napkin
and put it in a purse. I'm I don't know
a person like this. I'm not I'm not like the
whole thing and then get another one to go.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm better off without it. I feel better, I
feel lighter. But I do love chocolate chip cookies. I
love a chocolate chip cookie with pecans like fresh baked
uh you know from like oar washers.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
On the Upper East Side in then Hattan. I love.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
What's the other place I was obsessed with for a while.
I can't even walk past those cookies in your Levon
Cookies sick you make cookies, I mean cookies.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I dream of Tammy's carre cake like I'm going in
a period of morning morning. I acted like a child
when you I said no, like for real, you thought
I was joking. I had tears in my eyes because
I feel like you're taking away something. You know, When
I was a kid, my mom would buy like a
stickers for me and a kit cat for ice. I
would eat them all. My sister could hold them in
(10:15):
the refrigerator. There were stacks and stacks of kid cat.
I would pound. I would like just get rid of them.
And I'd like buy kit cats off of my sister
like a junkie. She'd have like all of them like
she wasn't for her. She'd like real food. I would like, Nikki,
let me get a kit cat. In nineteen seventy nine,
I was paying a dollar for a kit cat. This
(10:36):
is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Kit cat makes no sense good. That's a good.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That's a good candy bar And if you get a
cold kit cat, that's a good cake.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
That was my thinking, but it was not worth a
dollar in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Cold peanut M and m's that's a good that's a
good candy.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I am going to say something. I am. We've mentioned this.
I am ultra concerned about the status of the Real
Housewives of Atlanta. This season, in my opinion, is the
worst season ever great. The standards for Real Housewives of
Atlanta are super duper high for everybody.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
They're super duper high for us.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I don't want to specify names and name and whose
fault it is, because I think it's collectively. It's the
whole cast, it's the whole production. It's the lack of
e for effort. They brought in Phaedra last episode, and
she's coming in. She can only do so much. I
feel like they have brought in people who are so inauthentic.
(11:47):
And for me, I'll just say this for me, for
me a reality TV the number one thing that I
have to have, I have to believe is the authenticity. Yes,
I know it's a show. I know there's cameras. I understand,
and and I could get past all that, but the
behavior has to be authentic, and the intentions have to
(12:09):
be authentic. But this season there have been times where
I'm like, listen, motherfucker, I'm giving you my my energy,
my time. We're discussing this on the podcast. There's been years,
the fans have watched the show with for years, rabid fans.
And when I see somebody like Britain and I don't
want to name names, she's new. When I see this
new character, Britt doing a launch for her her skims brand,
(12:33):
and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
What is shapewear breakwear brand. It's like naked and afraid
or afraid and naked or bear and naked.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
And anathing there and you know there's no food and
and there's no food at the event, right.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
She did three events worth in one episode and didn't
complete any of the events. She did a brand, she
did a luncheon, she did at an outdoor event, and
none of them were complete. And in one episode they're all.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Dressed up and I'm just like, this is not authentic.
This is not a brand. No disrespect. Maybe it was,
maybe it isn't.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I don't know this isn't and that was just one
of many things this season with Real Housewives of Atlanta
that are bothersome to me. I have found that I've
never found this before, but I have found this season.
I am not interested in the show. And I hate
saying that out loud.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
We say this all the time, babe. It's like when
we're watching the show and both of us for two
scenes or on our phones and not good, We've missed it,
and I'm like, wait, what happened? What time we have
to rewind? I don't know it's what you're saying. I
think you're absolutely right. When there's a character and I
will name names, it is Britt. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
(13:46):
You are beautiful, but your beauty is not going to
keep us interested.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And the other girl, the new girl came her, I
don't even know her name at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Kelly, the little one, Kelly the little one that Vader
came in and called her a nome. I think the
problem is is that Phaedria kind of into its this
and she comes in with her interview scene and has
to sell it. She comes in just selling herself again,
and she doesn't even have to sell herself. She comes
in with a big old monologue about everybody you know.
(14:14):
When she meets Porscha and.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
She freaking frack.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
She just has to go sell she asks.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Specifically, but.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
To replace Kenya. Maybe She's like, I'm back. And then
Porscha goes this one's here, that was there, and she
goes through each character and like basically does a rundown
in each one, and it felt like a performative in
a way, so that I think the show is failing.
But is that what you mean when you say.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
The all of what you just said?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, the bringing in phaedr why we love this is
a great, great Bravo person. She was great during her
season of Trade. She's entertainment on lock.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, she's icon status.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
You're you're gonna get action.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, you're gonna get humor, you're gonna get sas, you're
gonna get shade. She plays it up, she dresses, she's
everything you need from a housewife. But this is not
enough to save this season of the show. And while
we were watching it, also Cynthia Bailey, the great Cynthia Billy.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
But she's the glue.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
But what the fuck is she? Is she a cast mate?
Is she a friend?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
She's on the Real Housewives of Atlanta after show. She's
in pretty much every every scene.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
She's in every scene almost. I mean, it's crazy. She's
like the glue of the show, but she doesn't have
her peach.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Is she getting paid?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I mean, if I'm Cynthia, I would be.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Like, I'm not holding up this show.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Why is she there? She?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I hope she's getting paid so too, because she's doing
the whole thing. Maybe maybe I just feel like with Cynthia, Phaedra, Portia,
Shamia right there, you got four girls, I'm forgetting somebody.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
No, that's the show.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And then you could bring back the great, the great
who's gonna check me?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Boom?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, Charret and bring back Marlowe. Candy could sit out
because Candy probably doesn't want it. She's working as an actress.
She she's six six would be and if Candy wanted
to it would be amazing. But you don't even need her.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I just like, like, it's so failing, it's down the
tubes that I can't it bothers. It really is sad
to me, It's really sad.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
And you know, I was gonna make a video about this,
but then I was afraid, you know what. I was
afraid of, Oh, who the fuck are you white man?
To be coming on Real Housewives? And I'm like, I'm a.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Fan, now, who I am?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
I am a hardcore, true, dedicated fan.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I've been through the highs.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I think a lot of people would agree with you.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Though.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
All right, well, maybe I'm gonna do a video about
it and see it out there. But I'm expecting, like,
who are you white man to be coming, say, at
a black girl's business.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's not like you're commenting about the her hair, now
that would be a problem.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
No, they look out preface it by saying you look great,
your your weaves is straight.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, I'll start with the weaves. That'll that'll really.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Get that'll really soften it, right.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Anyway, So I just wanted to say that I knew
you felt the same way. And I feel like it's
like the unspoken Atlanta elephant in the room because it's
just not kicking.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I Actually it's really sad. I'm really, really really digging
Shamia though. I think she's such a talented lady. She's
very funny, and I got to be honest. At first,
I was like, oh, man, you know she's overstepping uh Porsche.
But at this point we need her. I mean, she
is really strong, she's strong, and I'm I think.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
There's too much. They're expecting too much.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It's it's like, yes, it's still they're expecting too much
of her. And I think the Angela oak I know,
I know, I think the audience likes Angela Oakley, but
I also think it's hard for me to watch Angela Oakley.
I think that it looks to me like and I'm
I'm probably totally wrong, but I'm having a hard time
(18:00):
watching that relationship.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
It's very very odd.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It just is looking like a relationship like here, yes,
you can be on a reality TV show because I.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Am going to be gone, and you're gonna be on
a reality TV show, and you make sure you make
that reality TV money because these houses that you bought
and put us in two million dollars debt, you need
to be on the show.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
While I listen, I just it makes me very uncomfortable.
It just makes me so uncomfortable, and that's really hard
when I'm already not invested in the show, a show
that I love, I love, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
The whole thing is just speaking of Atlanta speaking of
the great Cynthia Bailey AK fifty cent, who I think
is fifty five cent gorgeous as always are her ex
Peter Thomas, oh boy, as you know, has turned himself in.
He's going to jail for eighteen months. I believe it's
federal prison. Federal prison, eighteen months. Taxes, taxes, and he
(18:56):
gave a message to everybody saying basically, pay your fucking taxes.
And this is coming from the great Peter Thomas who put.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
In that's like a message like take care of your kids.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Is that really a public service? And not when that
needs to be made.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I don't know who thinks you're gonna somehow slip.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Don't drive without a driver's license, guys.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
And the thing about the taxes and not paying taxes,
I could get why you think you're Scott free because
it takes him a couple of years to catch you. Yeah,
catch you like a you know, it might be like
a year, two years, and then you start getting notices
and then like oh you oh, and then you're like, oh,
I'm not I didn't really get that piece of mail.
And then three years and next thing, you know, they
show up to the knock Knock, Knock, Knock knock, and
(19:36):
I believe that's what happened to Peter Thomas.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's sad.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
So uh, you know, federal prison is in prison prison.
But another one bites the dust from Bravo of course,
phases Ax Apollo.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He did, he did.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
A hard time, He did hard time. Joe Judici, of course,
the great Teresa Judici.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Is that taxes, yes, that was taxes.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yes, and Teresa, And then of course we have gen
she's currently in prison, and is what's your name in
jail yet?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Who? Lagron Dome?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
No, yes, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Ashley talked about it on the reunion.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
She's in jail.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They talked about it on the reunion. Remember they were like,
have you talked to her? And they were like, I
haven't talked to her.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
No, no, no, I don't think we would see that.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
How would we see it. She's in jail. They talked
about it. Andy said, have you called it? And we
were like, wow, that's messed up. Nobody's checked on her.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Wow. I would like to ask you straight up question, babe.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Okay, it's all over the rumor mill. It's all over
the vlogs, the blogs, all over social media.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
It is alleged that Jesse.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Solomon from Summerhouse has hooked up with Erica Jane, who
needs no introduction on this podcast. Yes, if you were
a betting woman, would you say this is true or
not true? Allegedly they were at Watch What Happens Live Together.
I don't know if they did watch What Happens Live together,
but sometimes they shoot more than one show in one night,
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and after watch What Happens Live, it is alleged that
they hooked up. I have no idea how two grown
people if they did hook up, and they didn't hook up,
I'm sure it was done, you know, under the radar.
How anybody would find out about it. If you were
a betting woman, would you say yes or no?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
And how do you feel about this? Is it weird?
Is it confusing? Do you like a mashup? Mix up?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Do you think do you see any anything on the
horizon from them if they did in fact took up.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I don't. First of all, I think if you're in
the public eye and you think that you're gonna do that,
there's a prelude to that. You got makeup ordist around
there's a lot of people around it. You know, that
place is very small. So even if she shot pretaped earlier,
either one of them pre taped, that area behind the
stage is very very small. There's a lot of people
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back there. If it happened before or after, somebody was
going to find out a manager, publicist, show staff, whatever.
That's the first part of it. The second part of
it is that we know Eric. She's a single woman.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
She says, she's looking for Dick, and she's looking.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
For Dick and she and we know him. He's like
a lost puppy. He's getting his toes suck. Right, by
the way, it definitely was more than toe sucking. He says.
You can hear his hot Mike say, you know I'm
hard right in the show.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
So well, when you're a young guy getting your toes sucks,
we'll do that. Yeah, And then what yes? And then
what then what.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Is he do?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yes? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
What does he do with that?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
So he runs back and he tells who and does what.
He runs back to Wes and says, what okay, all right,
enough said there? So then I'm like, okay, that's how
we know America. I'm sure. Afterwards she says, tell no one. Okay,
look look, look for nothing else, sweetheart. You know that
was a one off. I'm doing Broadway next week. If
you want to see my show, you know.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like, what's the big deal, guys, I don't know what
the big deal is? I think I mean, listen, what
the big deal will be, babe, is if we see
that motherfucker on Beverly Hills. That will be ridiculous. Allah,
homeboy from uh what's your first? From summer House showing
up on Potomac the green eyes, the black deal right
(23:32):
right now, that will be that. What was his name?
Jesse was his name? Also Jesse, the black dude with
the light eyes.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Who looked up with who was dating the great Yeah
bunsel Bunch just l Bryant, Yeah, Bran.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So it happened before, It's happened before. It's not a
big deal. Like this is what they do when they're single.
It would happen to me if I was single. Excuse
me very much, I would do it too, Like what's
the problem?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I got it? Then? Do it?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Men?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Women?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Like, and look at what we're talking about. They're both
good looking. What are we talking about? Here moving on.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Okay, Well, also we need to discuss the Secret Life
of Mormon. The Secret Life of Mormon Wives is back
season two, and we can't deep dive into all these characters,
but I will say a couple of things about this show.
This season, it was revealed that Jen Affleck who last
(24:33):
year that was part of the selling and Jen Affleck
is the second cousin of Ben.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Remember in the in the promotion it was part of.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
The selling of the show. No, I watched the whole show.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I lived that it was second cousin.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
She just said it, matter of factly, like it was facts.
That wasn't part of the selling of the show, Like
I didn't watch it because that.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
And her and her dysfunctional husband or her.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Husband they let it ride like it was.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
They let it ride last season, but this season he's back.
I forgot his name. What's the husband's name?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It doesn't even I listen, it doesn't matter, babe.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
But he said, you can't really say that. You shouldn't
really say that.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
They probably got a cease and desist because because it's
not true. Right, So, but it wasn't a writing selling
of the show. She said it like boom blopped it
down there like, yes, that's true. It was in media.
It was in the Daily Mail. I read it, and
they kind of reported it as she said it on
the show, not as like, hey, there's pictures of them
(25:25):
skiing and you know Aspen no, it never was proven,
but he said it on the show in this episode
as if like you got it did and she doubled
down on it because she was like, you're making me
look like an asshole.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Well she she's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I think she's nuts. The thing I will say about
the show, I'm not really feeling it like I was
the first season for a couple of years. It is,
but I'm feeling some weirdness about the show because we're
getting mixed messages all over the place with the Mormon thing.
For me, it's making me a little uncomfortable. We have,
you know, f the patriarchy, a lot going on here,
(26:00):
and then we have the young girl who's with the
had a baby with the guy. What's her name, the
DEMI I don't know the names. I don't know the
names of the people because I'm not that invested. But
by the way, they all go to the same hairdresser,
they go to the same hairdresser and they all get
their eyebrows. The thing that I'm having an issue with
is because of my thinning hair. I'm having hair envy
(26:23):
while watching the show. That's the biggest, my biggest issue.
But I must say, there's a scene in the second episode,
third episode where the dad slut shames a girl his
own daughter, like his own daughter, and I'm like, wait
a minute, I thought we were e FFing the patriarchy.
And then the dad is saying this, and then we
don't drink soda, we don't drink coke, but yet we
strip and we swing and then we tongueiss but we
(26:43):
touch parts, but then we do ketamine together. I'm so
confused by this show. My head.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
They soak the butN they don't have sex, but they
soak the bone.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Going to Heather from Salt Lake, they soak the butt.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Which is disgusting, disgusting, babe.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
The problem I'm having the show is everything I just said, Yeah,
so watching it. We watched The Valley and what I
will say asks you. I will say, why is it?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
We go?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh, the Valley's so dark, and this show, we're like,
okay with all this madness.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The reason why we me, specifically myself. I can say
that the valley offends me, and I feel it's dark
and it's more offensive.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Than the darkness.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
And you're right that scene where the dad was, I mean,
they were talking like I would never to this day,
I would never say in front of my mother or
my father, I fucked this girl.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Ever, I've never said that. I've never said slept with.
I never insinuated that I have sex, yes, in front
of my parents.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I don't even think we've touched each other in front
of my mom.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
No, it's just I just feel like it's inappropriate. And
I'm fifty five years old. But the guy was like, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
She was like, you came back and you fucked me,
and was again and I did fuck you, and and
she was like, I can't believe I fucked you.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
And then you fucked the other guy. And I'm like,
you're talking like this. And then the dad was like, well,
why would you fuck him? What did you think with?
And I'm like, yeah, who talks.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
He basically was saying he called you late at night
and you knew he had been at the other girl's house,
and you came right up to you and you slept
with him, So that's what you get.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, and she's like, I'm trash and it was.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
It was really.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
But to answer your question, the reason why this show
doesn't bother me as much as The Valley is because
we're invested a little bit longer. Although some of the
characters on The Valley obviously they're newer, but we're invested
and we know Kristin Dody, we know the great Britney
cart right, we know Jack's Taylor.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And but we don't know know them and also.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Expect I feel like from a Bravo show that's a
spin off of vander Pump Rules, even though they don't
say it, it's kind of a spinoff of vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
We don't expect this much darkness from a Bravo show.
Soon Hulu is a different brand.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
And I'm just kind of like looking at these people
like I'm not emotional invested, I'm just kind of acting
at the shit show. I will say, you're right, they
must all go to the same hair person. They literally
every single one of them has the exact same hairstyle.
This part down the middle, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Long beachy waves, same highlights. Know even if their hair
is darker it's the same, same exact due.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
But I mean it's picking up steam.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I think after the first episode we were kind of like, eh,
it's getting better.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I don't know, babe. For me, it gives more The
reason why I think it's a little bit more palpitable
is it gives more of a ninety day fiance shot
sort of milfy kind of show shot reality show than
it does a Broado type show shots differently and also
cuts to them doing TikTok dancings in between, So I
(29:53):
think it adds a bit of levity. So then therefore,
when you cut to a scene where the family's arguing
about her, you know, and her and her boyfriend sleeping around,
and she's like, I'm trash, it's not so. It's more
like ninety day fiance or something. You know what I'm saying, Like,
it's not so. And where as the valley there's kind
of like this element of like cinema verite, Like it's
(30:15):
like do you know what I mean, there's like there's
this little bit of like, oh man, it's really real.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah. I got Like with the like.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Low yellow lights, there's lights like yellow and green and
reds in the shooting like.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
You're noticing all the reds and greens and yellows and shit.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, Like when they're at the bar, it's like these
it's the light. The filming is a little bit more real, and.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
You're you're noticing the filmmaking style and DP the deep
cinematography and the difference between both those good for you
are Seriously when they're in How Crazy We Are.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
When they're in Kristin Doty's new backyard, Yes, and it's
a sixty style like the house and they're on the
background and it's dusk and they're not using any lighting. Yes,
they're just using that for light. It's like real, right right,
And then they and then they use the sixties when
they all run and jump in the Bible.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, yeah, we're giving.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's giving really real as opposed to them in the
backyard of the other show, uh, the Mormon Show. It's
like it's a lifetime show.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
I get it. I totally get it.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
This is this is how sick.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
The other thing that.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
This is, this is, this is this isn't sugar. This
is sugar. It's the same thing. It's like poppy guys,
stick with me here. It's very basic and I'm not
a basic bitch, but this is this is.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
What I like. The other thing that bugged both of us.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Out in I think this episode two or episode three
of the Secret Real Life of the real life of
the real lives of the Mormons is Hakim Hakeem from
The Bachelorette, a big eyed hakim uh and he you know,
he played up his eyes.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I called him Bart Simpson, loving Lisa lovingly, so.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yes, because he was very sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He popped up in an episode of Mormon Wives, which
was bizarre, really fun, weird to see.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
You didn't believe me when I said it.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Because his eyes weren't like popped the way they were
like pop it did.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
They were subtle, less bug eyed.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah, but you checked it. You noticed it, and we
checked it.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
And we were obviously late to the party because people
catch everything.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
But people were as tripped out about it as we were.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Now seeing like those kinds of crossovers, because you see
somebody in the Bachelor and then you're like, I'm never
gonna see this person again unless I see them on
Bachelor in Paradise and and Haqum popped up and it
was like, why are you with these people?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Is he's from Utah's. Is he Mormon?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Maybe? I don't know if he's.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
If he's Mormon, it just makes sense that because Mormons
are very nice. Every Mormon I know has been very nice.
I know it's a stereotype, guys, are they very nice?
All all the ones that I've known my whole life?
But by the way, I sound like Bethany Frankel and
her stereotypes of races with her Albanians do it better?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No, I thought this when I said that's the guy,
and you're like, no way.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah. I couldn't see his hair because he had a
hat on.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Anyway, he was in there, and it was a trip
to see that, because that's like crossover shit, just like
Erica Jay and Jesse Solomon allegedly have crossed over together.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Anyway, Thank you guys for listening to Rap Reports Reality.
We appreciate it. Makesure you subscribe, rate review, make sure you.
Speaker 4 (33:19):
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Speaker 5 (33:28):
We appreciate you listening and we're done.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Love you, babe, Love you babe.
Whoa.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
We are getting real with it, folks. Michael is about
to break down something about a relationship that I've.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Never heard of.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I can get real nasty with it, you guys. I
can get really nasty with it. This is unto freakoff,
Like we have our own freakoff here with this.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
I am ultra concerned about the status of the Real
Housewives of Atlanta. This season, in my opinion, is the
worst season ever.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Agree.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I will name names. It is Brett. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
You are beautiful, but your beauty is not going to
keep us interested. She's entertainment on lock Yes, she's icon
status at this.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
You're you're gonna get action.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, that's like a message like take care of your kids.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
I don't like this.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Is that really a public service and not when it
needs to be made?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Is what's your name in jail yet? Who? Len?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, boom.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Hello, Welcome back to Rappaport's Reality.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
My name is Michael Rappaport, my name is Keebe, and
this is Rapaport's Reality, the podcast where we me and
my wife Keebe discuss all things reality TV, all things
popular culture, and curated items. Curated gems from the comings
and goings of our relationship. Hence, rapaports reality so much
(01:31):
to discuss, so much to talk about, so many things
I'm happy about, so many things that I am concerned
about personally in the world of reality TV.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
He scared me there. I was like, Oh my gosh,
are you going to break this on Breaking News?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Can you imagine you're gonna Craig that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Was something with our relationship on the podcast. I was like, whoa,
we are getting real with it, folks. Michael is about
to break down something about our relationship that I've never
heard of.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
No no, no, no, no, no. I would well, that would
be good. That'd be good.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Our numbers would certainly skyrot rocket.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
We are heading into our second week collectively of.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I would say a diet of sorts, you and I.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
It's a little bit of a detox, I want to say,
because of sugar, of synthetic sugar, synthetic, because I just bought.
I just made a little bowl of fruit because I'm jonesing,
and you seem to devour it all. I looked and
there was two little strawberries left.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
But we are heading into our second week of because
we've discussed this ad nauseum.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I must. I'm sorry, people, but it's a real reality
of the wrapper boards here. We have a slight addiction
to sugar.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
And there's a reason why. Every single day, pretty much
every newspaper, every newscast, every social media, there's sugar. This
sugar that sweets, this sweets that carbs. Blah blah blah
blah blah. We have a problem with sugar. Kibi likes
actual candy, yes, mentos.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, see, Oh my gosh, this is great. I'm actually
forgetting the name of the sugars.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I like, what's the name of the gummy bears? I
like chocolate.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I kind of like go back and forth. Sometimes I'm
jonesing for chocolate, and then it's like I'm in my
chocolate phase, and then I'm in my gummy bear phase
and Mento's face and then the weirdest it's like anything
like high Choose, anything that I can like put in
my cho They're like those little they're like Star Wars, but.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Like, you know, I've never even heard of high Choose.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, well, something that you can open up, or caramels,
like caramel, you know, salted. I don't like the salted
one so much about the straight up caramel old school
where you can wrap, unwrap them, put them in your
mouth and then the chew and chew and chew, and
it's just like the idea of chewing.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
You like, yes, man, I wasn't even thinking.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
How about jelly bellies, separating the colors while in bed? Man,
I can get real nasty with it, you guys, I
can get really nasty with it, you know, separating, putting
them in piles, mixing flavors. That's what they were meant
for jelly bellies, to mix flavors.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
In the back of the package. They were like put
the banana with the chocolate, and.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
You got you know, banana chocolate.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Banana chocolate pie.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Right.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Yeah, Well we're doing well. We like talenty, like broke
last night.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
What I know.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
We were testing each other and we do that often.
It's like I'll say, babe, you know, what do you
think about to lenty? And then you know you'll go no,
or you'll go you want to lenty.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Or I'm like it's Sunday, tomorrow's Monday, it's a new week, right,
and you go okay, and I go, ha, you were
gonna do it? And they were like no, I was it.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
But last night you were testing me because we have
ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's chip Wich.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yeah, we have one box up and I said, let's
finish the box because you know.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And we will finish the box. It's a box of
six normal people. If now it's a.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Box of four, that's been two and two's it's fair.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
It's one serving.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I think one chip wich, one chocolate chip ice cream
sandwich with two chocolate chip cookies in between ice is
enough for one person. Wool we historically recently woll eat
two each and then go into the separate box and
be like, let's just have a third.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
This is nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, this
is nothing to be proud of. It's disgusting. Like even
children three and we would keep going, we'd have four
of them.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
No, no, we can't. So fucking the fact that you're
like six, four and two something and I get I'm
right there with you, man, pounding ground I can do.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
And when we've gone.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Three between, you know, truly messed up. This is like
this is on some freak off, like we have our
own freak coffre with this, because I will be like
we have one on deck. It's like, open one and
then and they're cold, they're frozen. So it's like we
(05:57):
don't care. We eat one, open the wrapper and there's
one on deck, open out of the wrapper, ready to go.
That is some sick shit, like I know it is.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
These are freakoffs.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
These are our freak offfs. It's bad.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
We're bad.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Listen, you want when you when you want a black German,
you get some hoggan Das.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Truck the hogan Das.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Right, like we have all that.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You want something a little bit, a little bit, you know, fruity,
we get a little you know, like a little strawberry
strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Man, that's sick. I know it's really bad and we're.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
But you tested me last night. You were like you
want some and I was like, fuck no, I don't
want it.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
And now I have to process it because I do.
I do want it. I want the ice cream every night.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I want it, like this is my journey, Like you
wouldn't be like this if it weren't.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yes, I will. I'm bringing you down.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I know when we were younger, like twenty one years old,
we used to like leave real parties that probably potentially
turned into freakoffs and came home and we back in
the day, it was like Ben and Jerry's had just
come out, so like we would get a pint each
and we'd like eat that and watch TV. Or we'd
Sunday nights, we'd be in bed for what's oh Gina, Gina,
(07:05):
uh oh oh Martin Martin, and we'd hit it, hit it.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
But even back then, it would only be like, let's
get one pint, right if we're going to eat ice cream.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Now we're like, let's get four pints. Well, that's you,
that's you.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I can handle just one of like that's rich. But
you want to get like three flavors. And you're like,
want to mix a mask And you asked me to
put it in a bowl and I do it, and
you got a pound of ice cream in the bed
and a bowl and it's disgusting and it's like and
I'm like, eat it before it runs over the side
of the bowl.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's a whole ritual situation.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And you know what, we're old by the way our
sugar like we're built to last over here. You and
I we have genetics that are interesting because neither one
of us have like sugar issues or anything, But I
just know the sugar is bad. I know it.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
I know I never feel good. The next day, my feet.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Hurt, joints are aching, angers are swollen. I feel like
one hundred and nine years old.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
It's just terrible, digusting.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
So now we're heading into week two of not having
any just let's say we.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Don't eat dessert, no sugar. We go out to lunch
and you always grab a cookie somewhere. The other day
you went out, I.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Was shooting something and I went in. I literally and
my brother vouched for me. I literally only had a
corner of it. Literally only had a corner. Okay, Now
it wasn't that good of a cookie.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Uh that's why.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
But I chose not having.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
The good cookie because I was shooting something to not
that was a cheat, but it wasn't like a cheat,
cheat cheat, and it wasn't a cheat on my own.
And I didn't the whole cookie. And I feel like
today it's pathetic. We're like, we're like addicts. We gotta
go today is you know, we're just gonna get through today.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
One day at a time. Well, listen, babe, When we
started this journey of a podcast world, we were like
this could end up being an eating disorder podcast. I
don't want it to be that way. I'm sorry, guys
for those of you know the people can relate to
this everybody, but I don't know if people in their
fifties mid fifties have an issue with every night wanting.
A lot of people have their wine and this stuff.
(08:56):
We don't do that. This is what we do. We
are don't do. We don't do drinking and all that stuff.
We do like we're little kids. We eat our dinner
and then we're like, whi's for dizzoo. It's it's really bizarre.
It's the only person I know that needs dessert is
Julie's Almond. She gets dessert every night, every night, and
she's like a little girl like she. I could go
(09:16):
eat a cookie in the afternoon with her, and she'll
eat half and then wrap a half in a napkin
and put it in a purse. I'm I don't know
a person like this. I'm not I'm not like the
whole thing and then get another one to go.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Yeah, I'm better off without it. I feel better, I
feel lighter. But I do love chocolate chip cookies. I
love a chocolate chip cookie with pecans like fresh baked
uh you know from like oar washers.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
On the Upper East Side in then Hattan. I love.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
What's the other place I was obsessed with for a while.
I can't even walk past those cookies in your Levon
Cookies sick you make cookies, I mean cookies.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I dream of Tammy's carre cake like I'm going in
a period of morning morning. I acted like a child
when you I said no, like for real, you thought
I was joking. I had tears in my eyes because
I feel like you're taking away something. You know, When
I was a kid, my mom would buy like a
stickers for me and a kit cat for ice. I
would eat them all. My sister could hold them in
(10:15):
the refrigerator. There were stacks and stacks of kid cat.
I would pound. I would like just get rid of them.
And I'd like buy kit cats off of my sister
like a junkie. She'd have like all of them like
she wasn't for her. She'd like real food. I would like, Nikki,
let me get a kit cat. In nineteen seventy nine,
I was paying a dollar for a kit cat. This
(10:36):
is ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Kit cat makes no sense good. That's a good.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
That's a good candy bar And if you get a
cold kit cat, that's a good cake.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
That was my thinking, but it was not worth a
dollar in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Cold peanut M and m's that's a good that's a
good candy.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
I am going to say something. I am. We've mentioned this.
I am ultra concerned about the status of the Real
Housewives of Atlanta. This season, in my opinion, is the
worst season ever great. The standards for Real Housewives of
Atlanta are super duper high for everybody.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
They're super duper high for us.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I don't want to specify names and name and whose
fault it is, because I think it's collectively. It's the
whole cast, it's the whole production. It's the lack of
e for effort. They brought in Phaedra last episode, and
she's coming in. She can only do so much. I
feel like they have brought in people who are so inauthentic.
(11:47):
And for me, I'll just say this for me, for
me a reality TV the number one thing that I
have to have, I have to believe is the authenticity. Yes,
I know it's a show. I know there's cameras. I understand,
and and I could get past all that, but the
behavior has to be authentic, and the intentions have to
(12:09):
be authentic. But this season there have been times where
I'm like, listen, motherfucker, I'm giving you my my energy,
my time. We're discussing this on the podcast. There's been years,
the fans have watched the show with for years, rabid fans.
And when I see somebody like Britain and I don't
want to name names, she's new. When I see this
new character, Britt doing a launch for her her skims brand,
(12:33):
and I don't know.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
What is shapewear breakwear brand. It's like naked and afraid
or afraid and naked or bear and naked.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
And anathing there and you know there's no food and
and there's no food at the event, right.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
She did three events worth in one episode and didn't
complete any of the events. She did a brand, she
did a luncheon, she did at an outdoor event, and
none of them were complete. And in one episode they're all.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Dressed up and I'm just like, this is not authentic.
This is not a brand. No disrespect. Maybe it was,
maybe it isn't.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I don't know this isn't and that was just one
of many things this season with Real Housewives of Atlanta
that are bothersome to me. I have found that I've
never found this before, but I have found this season.
I am not interested in the show. And I hate
saying that out loud.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
We say this all the time, babe. It's like when
we're watching the show and both of us for two
scenes or on our phones and not good, We've missed it,
and I'm like, wait, what happened? What time we have
to rewind? I don't know it's what you're saying. I
think you're absolutely right. When there's a character and I
will name names, it is Britt. Sorry, I'm so sorry.
(13:46):
You are beautiful, but your beauty is not going to
keep us interested.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
And the other girl, the new girl came her, I
don't even know her name at this point.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Kelly, the little one, Kelly the little one that Vader
came in and called her a nome. I think the
problem is is that Phaedria kind of into its this
and she comes in with her interview scene and has
to sell it. She comes in just selling herself again,
and she doesn't even have to sell herself. She comes
in with a big old monologue about everybody you know.
(14:14):
When she meets Porscha and.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
She freaking frack.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
She just has to go sell she asks.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Specifically, but.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
To replace Kenya. Maybe She's like, I'm back. And then
Porscha goes this one's here, that was there, and she
goes through each character and like basically does a rundown
in each one, and it felt like a performative in
a way, so that I think the show is failing.
But is that what you mean when you say.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
The all of what you just said?
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Yeah, the bringing in phaedr why we love this is
a great, great Bravo person. She was great during her
season of Trade. She's entertainment on lock.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, she's icon status.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
You're you're gonna get action.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, you're gonna get humor, you're gonna get sas, you're
gonna get shade. She plays it up, she dresses, she's
everything you need from a housewife. But this is not
enough to save this season of the show. And while
we were watching it, also Cynthia Bailey, the great Cynthia Billy.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
But she's the glue.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
But what the fuck is she? Is she a cast mate?
Is she a friend?
Speaker 4 (15:19):
She's on the Real Housewives of Atlanta after show. She's
in pretty much every every scene.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
She's in every scene almost. I mean, it's crazy. She's
like the glue of the show, but she doesn't have
her peach.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Is she getting paid?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I mean, if I'm Cynthia, I would be.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Like, I'm not holding up this show.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Why is she there? She?
Speaker 4 (15:39):
I hope she's getting paid so too, because she's doing
the whole thing. Maybe maybe I just feel like with Cynthia, Phaedra, Portia,
Shamia right there, you got four girls, I'm forgetting somebody.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
No, that's the show.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
And then you could bring back the great, the great
who's gonna check me?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Boom?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, Charret and bring back Marlowe. Candy could sit out
because Candy probably doesn't want it. She's working as an actress.
She she's six six would be and if Candy wanted
to it would be amazing. But you don't even need her.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
I just like, like, it's so failing, it's down the
tubes that I can't it bothers. It really is sad
to me, It's really sad.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
And you know, I was gonna make a video about this,
but then I was afraid, you know what. I was
afraid of, Oh, who the fuck are you white man?
To be coming on Real Housewives? And I'm like, I'm a.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Fan, now, who I am?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
I am a hardcore, true, dedicated fan.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I've been through the highs.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I think a lot of people would agree with you.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Though.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
All right, well, maybe I'm gonna do a video about
it and see it out there. But I'm expecting, like,
who are you white man to be coming, say, at
a black girl's business.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's not like you're commenting about the her hair, now
that would be a problem.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
No, they look out preface it by saying you look great,
your your weaves is straight.
Speaker 5 (17:02):
Yeah, I'll start with the weaves. That'll that'll really.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Get that'll really soften it, right.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Anyway, So I just wanted to say that I knew
you felt the same way. And I feel like it's
like the unspoken Atlanta elephant in the room because it's
just not kicking.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I Actually it's really sad. I'm really, really really digging
Shamia though. I think she's such a talented lady. She's
very funny, and I got to be honest. At first,
I was like, oh, man, you know she's overstepping uh Porsche.
But at this point we need her. I mean, she
is really strong, she's strong, and I'm I think.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
There's too much. They're expecting too much.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It's it's like, yes, it's still they're expecting too much
of her. And I think the Angela oak I know,
I know, I think the audience likes Angela Oakley, but
I also think it's hard for me to watch Angela Oakley.
I think that it looks to me like and I'm
I'm probably totally wrong, but I'm having a hard time
(18:00):
watching that relationship.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
It's very very odd.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
It just is looking like a relationship like here, yes,
you can be on a reality TV show because I.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Am going to be gone, and you're gonna be on
a reality TV show, and you make sure you make
that reality TV money because these houses that you bought
and put us in two million dollars debt, you need
to be on the show.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
While I listen, I just it makes me very uncomfortable.
It just makes me so uncomfortable, and that's really hard
when I'm already not invested in the show, a show
that I love, I love, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
The whole thing is just speaking of Atlanta speaking of
the great Cynthia Bailey AK fifty cent, who I think
is fifty five cent gorgeous as always are her ex
Peter Thomas, oh boy, as you know, has turned himself in.
He's going to jail for eighteen months. I believe it's
federal prison. Federal prison, eighteen months. Taxes, taxes, and he
(18:56):
gave a message to everybody saying basically, pay your fucking taxes.
And this is coming from the great Peter Thomas who put.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
In that's like a message like take care of your kids.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Is that really a public service? And not when that
needs to be made.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
I don't know who thinks you're gonna somehow slip.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Don't drive without a driver's license, guys.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
And the thing about the taxes and not paying taxes,
I could get why you think you're Scott free because
it takes him a couple of years to catch you. Yeah,
catch you like a you know, it might be like
a year, two years, and then you start getting notices
and then like oh you oh, and then you're like, oh,
I'm not I didn't really get that piece of mail.
And then three years and next thing, you know, they
show up to the knock Knock, Knock, Knock knock, and
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I believe that's what happened to Peter Thomas.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's sad.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
So uh, you know, federal prison is in prison prison.
But another one bites the dust from Bravo of course,
phases Ax Apollo.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
He did, he did.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
A hard time, He did hard time. Joe Judici, of course,
the great Teresa Judici.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Is that taxes, yes, that was taxes.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Yes, and Teresa, And then of course we have gen
she's currently in prison, and is what's your name in
jail yet?
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Who? Lagron Dome?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
No, yes, we didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Ashley talked about it on the reunion.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
She's in jail.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
They talked about it on the reunion. Remember they were like,
have you talked to her? And they were like, I
haven't talked to her.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
No, no, no, I don't think we would see that.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
How would we see it. She's in jail. They talked
about it. Andy said, have you called it? And we
were like, wow, that's messed up. Nobody's checked on her.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Wow. I would like to ask you straight up question, babe.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
Okay, it's all over the rumor mill. It's all over
the vlogs, the blogs, all over social media.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
It is alleged that Jesse.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Solomon from Summerhouse has hooked up with Erica Jane, who
needs no introduction on this podcast. Yes, if you were
a betting woman, would you say this is true or
not true? Allegedly they were at Watch What Happens Live Together.
I don't know if they did watch What Happens Live together,
but sometimes they shoot more than one show in one night,
(21:14):
and after watch What Happens Live, it is alleged that
they hooked up. I have no idea how two grown
people if they did hook up, and they didn't hook up,
I'm sure it was done, you know, under the radar.
How anybody would find out about it. If you were
a betting woman, would you say yes or no?
Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
And how do you feel about this? Is it weird?
Is it confusing? Do you like a mashup? Mix up?
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Do you think do you see any anything on the
horizon from them if they did in fact took up.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I don't. First of all, I think if you're in
the public eye and you think that you're gonna do that,
there's a prelude to that. You got makeup ordist around
there's a lot of people around it. You know, that
place is very small. So even if she shot pretaped earlier,
either one of them pre taped, that area behind the
stage is very very small. There's a lot of people
(22:07):
back there. If it happened before or after, somebody was
going to find out a manager, publicist, show staff, whatever.
That's the first part of it. The second part of
it is that we know Eric. She's a single woman.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
She says, she's looking for Dick, and she's looking.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
For Dick and she and we know him. He's like
a lost puppy. He's getting his toes suck. Right, by
the way, it definitely was more than toe sucking. He says.
You can hear his hot Mike say, you know I'm
hard right in the show.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
So well, when you're a young guy getting your toes sucks,
we'll do that. Yeah, And then what yes? And then
what then what.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Is he do?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yes? Yes? Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
What does he do with that?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
So he runs back and he tells who and does what.
He runs back to Wes and says, what okay, all right,
enough said there? So then I'm like, okay, that's how
we know America. I'm sure. Afterwards she says, tell no one. Okay,
look look, look for nothing else, sweetheart. You know that
was a one off. I'm doing Broadway next week. If
you want to see my show, you know.
Speaker 5 (23:10):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Like, what's the big deal, guys, I don't know what
the big deal is? I think I mean, listen, what
the big deal will be, babe, is if we see
that motherfucker on Beverly Hills. That will be ridiculous. Allah,
homeboy from uh what's your first? From summer House showing
up on Potomac the green eyes, the black deal right
(23:32):
right now, that will be that. What was his name?
Jesse was his name? Also Jesse, the black dude with
the light eyes.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Who looked up with who was dating the great Yeah
bunsel Bunch just l Bryant, Yeah, Bran.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
So it happened before, It's happened before. It's not a
big deal. Like this is what they do when they're single.
It would happen to me if I was single. Excuse
me very much, I would do it too, Like what's
the problem?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
I got it? Then? Do it?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Men?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Women?
Speaker 5 (24:01):
Do it?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Like, and look at what we're talking about. They're both
good looking. What are we talking about? Here moving on.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Okay, Well, also we need to discuss the Secret Life
of Mormon. The Secret Life of Mormon Wives is back
season two, and we can't deep dive into all these characters,
but I will say a couple of things about this show.
This season, it was revealed that Jen Affleck who last
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year that was part of the selling and Jen Affleck
is the second cousin of Ben.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Remember in the in the promotion it was part of.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
The selling of the show. No, I watched the whole show.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I lived that it was second cousin.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
She just said it, matter of factly, like it was facts.
That wasn't part of the selling of the show, Like
I didn't watch it because that.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
And her and her dysfunctional husband or her.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Husband they let it ride like it was.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
They let it ride last season, but this season he's back.
I forgot his name. What's the husband's name?
Speaker 2 (24:59):
It doesn't even I listen, it doesn't matter, babe.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
But he said, you can't really say that. You shouldn't
really say that.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
They probably got a cease and desist because because it's
not true. Right, So, but it wasn't a writing selling
of the show. She said it like boom blopped it
down there like, yes, that's true. It was in media.
It was in the Daily Mail. I read it, and
they kind of reported it as she said it on
the show, not as like, hey, there's pictures of them
(25:25):
skiing and you know Aspen no, it never was proven,
but he said it on the show in this episode
as if like you got it did and she doubled
down on it because she was like, you're making me
look like an asshole.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
Well she she's fucking nuts.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
I think she's nuts. The thing I will say about
the show, I'm not really feeling it like I was
the first season for a couple of years. It is,
but I'm feeling some weirdness about the show because we're
getting mixed messages all over the place with the Mormon thing.
For me, it's making me a little uncomfortable. We have,
you know, f the patriarchy, a lot going on here,
(26:00):
and then we have the young girl who's with the
had a baby with the guy. What's her name, the
DEMI I don't know the names. I don't know the
names of the people because I'm not that invested. But
by the way, they all go to the same hairdresser,
they go to the same hairdresser and they all get
their eyebrows. The thing that I'm having an issue with
is because of my thinning hair. I'm having hair envy
(26:23):
while watching the show. That's the biggest, my biggest issue.
But I must say, there's a scene in the second episode,
third episode where the dad slut shames a girl his
own daughter, like his own daughter, and I'm like, wait
a minute, I thought we were e FFing the patriarchy.
And then the dad is saying this, and then we
don't drink soda, we don't drink coke, but yet we
strip and we swing and then we tongueiss but we
(26:43):
touch parts, but then we do ketamine together. I'm so
confused by this show. My head.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
They soak the butN they don't have sex, but they
soak the bone.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Going to Heather from Salt Lake, they soak the butt.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Which is disgusting, disgusting, babe.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
The problem I'm having the show is everything I just said, Yeah,
so watching it. We watched The Valley and what I
will say asks you. I will say, why is it?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
We go?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh, the Valley's so dark, and this show, we're like,
okay with all this madness.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
The reason why we me, specifically myself. I can say
that the valley offends me, and I feel it's dark
and it's more offensive.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
Than the darkness.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
And you're right that scene where the dad was, I mean,
they were talking like I would never to this day,
I would never say in front of my mother or
my father, I fucked this girl.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Ever, I've never said that. I've never said slept with.
I never insinuated that I have sex, yes, in front
of my parents.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
I don't even think we've touched each other in front
of my mom.
Speaker 5 (27:49):
No, it's just I just feel like it's inappropriate. And
I'm fifty five years old. But the guy was like, yeah,
you know.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
She was like, you came back and you fucked me,
and was again and I did fuck you, and and
she was like, I can't believe I fucked you.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
And then you fucked the other guy. And I'm like,
you're talking like this. And then the dad was like, well,
why would you fuck him? What did you think with?
And I'm like, yeah, who talks.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
He basically was saying he called you late at night
and you knew he had been at the other girl's house,
and you came right up to you and you slept
with him, So that's what you get.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, and she's like, I'm trash and it was.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
It was really.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
But to answer your question, the reason why this show
doesn't bother me as much as The Valley is because
we're invested a little bit longer. Although some of the
characters on The Valley obviously they're newer, but we're invested
and we know Kristin Dody, we know the great Britney
cart right, we know Jack's Taylor.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And but we don't know know them and also.
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Expect I feel like from a Bravo show that's a
spin off of vander Pump Rules, even though they don't
say it, it's kind of a spinoff of vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
We don't expect this much darkness from a Bravo show.
Soon Hulu is a different brand.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
And I'm just kind of like looking at these people
like I'm not emotional invested, I'm just kind of acting
at the shit show. I will say, you're right, they
must all go to the same hair person. They literally
every single one of them has the exact same hairstyle.
This part down the middle, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Long beachy waves, same highlights. Know even if their hair
is darker it's the same, same exact due.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
But I mean it's picking up steam.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I think after the first episode we were kind of like, eh,
it's getting better.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
I don't know, babe. For me, it gives more The
reason why I think it's a little bit more palpitable
is it gives more of a ninety day fiance shot
sort of milfy kind of show shot reality show than
it does a Broado type show shots differently and also
cuts to them doing TikTok dancings in between, So I
(29:53):
think it adds a bit of levity. So then therefore,
when you cut to a scene where the family's arguing
about her, you know, and her and her boyfriend sleeping around,
and she's like, I'm trash, it's not so. It's more
like ninety day fiance or something. You know what I'm saying, Like,
it's not so. And where as the valley there's kind
of like this element of like cinema verite, Like it's
(30:15):
like do you know what I mean, there's like there's
this little bit of like, oh man, it's really real.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah. I got Like with the like.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Low yellow lights, there's lights like yellow and green and
reds in the shooting like.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
You're noticing all the reds and greens and yellows and shit.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Yeah, Like when they're at the bar, it's like these
it's the light. The filming is a little bit more real, and.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
You're you're noticing the filmmaking style and DP the deep
cinematography and the difference between both those good for you
are Seriously when they're in How Crazy We Are.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
When they're in Kristin Doty's new backyard, Yes, and it's
a sixty style like the house and they're on the
background and it's dusk and they're not using any lighting. Yes,
they're just using that for light. It's like real, right right,
And then they and then they use the sixties when
they all run and jump in the Bible.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, yeah, we're giving.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's giving really real as opposed to them in the
backyard of the other show, uh, the Mormon Show. It's
like it's a lifetime show.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
I get it. I totally get it.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
This is this is how sick.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
The other thing that.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
This is, this is, this is this isn't sugar. This
is sugar. It's the same thing. It's like poppy guys,
stick with me here. It's very basic and I'm not
a basic bitch, but this is this is.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
What I like. The other thing that bugged both of us.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Out in I think this episode two or episode three
of the Secret Real Life of the real life of
the real lives of the Mormons is Hakim Hakeem from
The Bachelorette, a big eyed hakim uh and he you know,
he played up his eyes.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I called him Bart Simpson, loving Lisa lovingly, so.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yes, because he was very sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
He popped up in an episode of Mormon Wives, which
was bizarre, really fun, weird to see.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
You didn't believe me when I said it.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Because his eyes weren't like popped the way they were
like pop it did.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
They were subtle, less bug eyed.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah, but you checked it. You noticed it, and we
checked it.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
And we were obviously late to the party because people
catch everything.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
But people were as tripped out about it as we were.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
Now seeing like those kinds of crossovers, because you see
somebody in the Bachelor and then you're like, I'm never
gonna see this person again unless I see them on
Bachelor in Paradise and and Haqum popped up and it
was like, why are you with these people?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Is he's from Utah's. Is he Mormon?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Maybe? I don't know if he's.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
If he's Mormon, it just makes sense that because Mormons
are very nice. Every Mormon I know has been very nice.
I know it's a stereotype, guys, are they very nice?
All all the ones that I've known my whole life?
But by the way, I sound like Bethany Frankel and
her stereotypes of races with her Albanians do it better?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
No, I thought this when I said that's the guy,
and you're like, no way.
Speaker 5 (32:58):
Yeah. I couldn't see his hair because he had a
hat on.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Anyway, he was in there, and it was a trip
to see that, because that's like crossover shit, just like
Erica Jay and Jesse Solomon allegedly have crossed over together.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
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Speaker 4 (33:19):
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Speaker 5 (33:28):
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Speaker 2 (33:30):
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