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June 4, 2025 35 mins

Welcome to episode 60 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: 

Tom Girardi going to prison for 7 years

Kebe happy the Knicks are out

Real Live of Mormon Wives

Wanting to be in the know of RHONY

Needing to go back to Bravo Con

RHOA is down

Love Hotel Breakdown

Enjoying Summer House Reunion & more

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Everybody ran away from Erica.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Jane used to ten toes down like Nipsey Hustle.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I don't know how Knicks fans really buy into this,
like there's potential to win. I wanted to get a
Nick's hat and you told me it was corny and Kylie.
You know, the girl's just sweet and gorgeous, and I
think she's adorable. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I know it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It got a little redundant, but it's a good show.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yes it did, but it gets really good in the
end where you're like, whoa.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
They dragged each other into the mud. She was born
and raised to be a house Totally.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
We're gonna be watching it. Of course.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I really liked the kid in the beginning. But Wes
to me has gone south.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
He's gone south because hello, hello, we are back. My
name is Michael.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Rapport, my name's Kiev Rapaport.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
And this is Rapaport's reality.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I don't know why I'm laughing at you, babe, Yes,
this is Rapport's reality, because you're gonna do that thing
that you do, which is not look at me like
you're recording in a silent booth and it looks so fun.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
This is rap Ports Reality, the podcast where me, Michael Rapport,
and my wife Keepy Rapaport discuss all things reality television,
all things popular culture, and curated gems from our relationship.
If you've never listened to rap ports Reality before, ask
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(01:47):
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Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh, I see sometimes you just surprised me.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I don't even know where to start. I will say.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Before we started podcasting, breaking news came in that Tom Girardi,
former lawyer. Extraordinary.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Tom Girardi as a lawyer for decades. When you brought
that name up, would ring fear, ye, would ring fear?
This guy was depositions. He's what's the name of the
Julia Robertsville, Aaron Brockovich, He's the Aaron Brockovich guy. And
so many other cases, big cases. And then the House

(02:45):
of Cards came crumbling down and burnt to the ground.
In front of our faces with the great, the great
Erica Girardi. Erica Jane being brought into the Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills and Tom's case has been much publicized.
Erica's troubles and everything that she had to do with

(03:05):
being married to Tom Girardi has been documented. Disgust, I
will say again for the record that when everybody ran
away from Erica Jane.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
You stood ten toes down like.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Nipsey Hustle shouts of the great Nipsey Hustle ALLRP. I
stood ten toes down. And I always believed and hoped,
and I don't think all her troubles are are behind her,
but I always believed in hope that she wouldn't get
caught up in it. And the way it looks now,
she's not being caught up in it, but he is
caught up.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
He got seven and a half years.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Ago, so it's done, so she's out of it.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
This case is so complicated and there's probably so many
different things, but he's going to jail for seven and
a half years.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
And they have to pay any restitution.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know if he has anything to pay, right
that's true. I mean talk.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
About blowing, shooting, ruining your whole entire fucking kit and Kabo.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Yeah, I don't think that somebody like him with that
big of a I think you get bigger than life.
Look at me talking. I have no idea, but I'm
assuming that you know, with that kind of success and
power or you know, could become enticing. And so you
think that you're invincible, and you make these decisions and

(04:21):
choices that you think you can get away with, and.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Your Ponzi scheming.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Essentially, it seemed like he was borrowing from Jeff to
pay Paul, to pay Frank.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
To maintain that illustrious reputation.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Because I believe one episode he gifted her a monette or.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
A Picasso something somebody crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It was somebody it was a monet or some shit,
and he gave her a painting and it was like
sitting on the floor. It was like a painting of
like a million dollar painting. Like they were living in
a crazy lifestyle and the jets and all that stuff.
And there was much discussion of whether or not Tom
Girardi was fit to do trial. Tom It's fit to
go to prison. As of the recording of this Rapaports Reality.

(05:04):
Tom Girardi seven and a half years in prison.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Oh so he's he has not been considered with dementia
or something like.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
No. They they really wow.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And I know it's a while ago for Erica, but
I can only imagine because the way she talks about
it's still somebody that she spent it seemed like thirty
years of her life.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
He essentially changed her life for better or for worse.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
And not only that, I don't think she had any
kind of completion because it seems like he was sort
of having experiencing dementia and it went from like zero
to one hundred real quick. Like It's not like she
got to like sit down and say, like if you would.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You do it went to zero to one hundred really
really yeah quick.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
It must be hard. Now she's going to see him
go to jail. That's sad, very sad, sad.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
But also the victims and the people that he screwed. Yeah,
they still don't.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Get their money back though.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's what really really upset really really because he prayed
on allegedly, based on what we've followed from this case,
he prayed on the weakest of the week and the
most vulnerable of the vulnerable. But that was breaking news
that just came in. Another thing that is a part
of this podcast. We don't discuss sports on this podcast, no,

(06:18):
but babe, you're extremely happy that the Knicks, yes, got eliminated.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Extremely happy. I'm just yeah, every year, are you.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Happy about the Knicks being eliminated?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Because yes, I am sorry, just because the way you're
behaving just like this would because I know fantasy I
have the summer to breathe, and then I got fantasy
football coming right around the bend, and your behavior is wild.
It's sort of like erratic. You know, it's up and
it's down, it's all around. I don't know how Knicks
fans really buy into this like there's potential to win,

(06:49):
because I don't think it's going to happen. I mean,
I don't know much, and I'd like it for the
city'd be nice, but it's kind of the writing is
always on the wall, and so we have to do
this dance and pretend and engage and seven weeks of
NBA playoffs and I will say I do have a
little bit of resentment, babe.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'm gonna air it out here on the Reports Reality podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I do have resentment that during the games, specifically the
Knicks games, I had to sometimes listen to my headphone,
which is not a problem, but I like to react,
you know, And I was like internalizing the good and
the bad and the Knicks had a good run.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Not to go down an NBA, right, But I mean
when we're sleeping, I want you to turn the TV
off because it's like ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I want to send the game with the TV.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I want to taunt the TV, like that's my instinct
to like, yeah, we fucking wont or no, we didn't
fucking win. And I had to internalize it all because
he walked me up.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I didn't want to wake you up.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
And the Knicks, uh, you know their new super fan
is Timothy Shamalama ding Dong and New York.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I mean it's new to us. I think he's always
been an extent as.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
A super fan.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
He's like our Jack Nicholson, right, you know, like he's
at every game.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
And he's animated and up and out of his seat,
which I love.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
We love Shamalama Dandek. You know.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
The thing is is you brought up something very interesting.
It's like in the days of the Leonardo DiCaprio, Like
the leading young man is cool and he's collected, and
he's calm, and he's sort of like secretive with the
sunglasses and just moving through society sort of like quietly,
so they does not recognize this kid is an equally
great actor, I believe in my opinion, and it has

(08:28):
the opposite personality in public, which I love, Like he's
kind of flashy with the way he dresses, and he's
up and he's like, let's go, you know, I love
to see it.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
It's good. It's good. He's very comfortable himself.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
And I will say that Knicks fans are starting to
say the Curse of the Kardashian because I never thought
in my lifetime I would see a Kardashian court side
with Timothy Shamalama Dingong or anybody else, not only court side,
but rocking Nick's schear gear.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I wanted to get a Nick's hat and you told
me it was corny. And then next thing, you know,
I look at the day mail and Kendall and Kylie
both are wearing Nick's hat and making it look fly
with their little like tank tops, you know, and their
leather jeans in the middle of.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Do they have good style? Like, in terms of style,
people are like a specific kind of.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Kendle really does. I love Kendle style. You know, she
is sort of like mixes it up. She's not too trendy.
She wears a lot of row.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Right she will yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
And Kylie, you know, the girl's just sweet and gorgeous
and I think she's adorable. So I can't say that
I love her style because it's a little hotsy totsy
for Kendall. Really, I really dig her style.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Well, I am telling you that in nixa Twitter Nick
social media, they are partially blaming the Knicks being eliminated
from the playoffs because Kylie.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I know it's ridiculous, and you know, and seeing her
there with the Knicks outfit on, I was tripping out.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
But I'm getting a hat. I'm getting a hat because
I'm in my hat era.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah, but it's we just lost.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I could still be a Nick fan. I don't know
anything about and I have two Yankees.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Sorry, I'm sorry, but you just said. You just contradict.
I just walked you into a trap. You just said
I could still be a Knicks fan. But then you
mentioned that you were happy that they lost.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
I know, I'm happy that it's over. Basketball is over
for this household. Like, it's not going to be like
the obsession that I can't watch my reality shows. I'm
going to skip a night missing something that I want
to watch because we have to watch.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
The next I get it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I said to you the other day, as long as
I've been watching basketball, you think I'd understand it. I
don't even know.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's not that complicated.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
It doesn't have to be. It's like my brain shuts off,
and when I'm watching sports, my brain shuts off.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
And sometimes when.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
I'm watching reality TV, I go, you are so fucking
lucky that I am sitting here, Like I pointed out,
not that any it wasn't the obviously, but I pointed out,
while we're watching the Secret Lives of Mormon.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Wives, is that what it's called Secret Lives of Warmon?
Why finally got it right?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
I pointed out that they all have the exact same hairdo,
and I that kind of.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Tells me that your brain sort of falls asleep and
they're just looking at they all have I know, on
other show blocks have been talking about it, like, you know,
the Blocks have been talking about it.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I read something the name of that hair to like
part down the middle, like what is it called?

Speaker 3 (11:21):
She waves, I don't know, highlights apparently. Well, I don't
want to get into it. But Jace, maybe Jac's curling
their hair one of the girls who has jay Z
the hair salon that's not so good. According to her
best friend, DEMI told Taylor not to go.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And who's the main girl that I said looks like Taylor?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Taylor, she's the sort of the one that everybody comes
at and she's dealing with all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
She looks like Mary H. Cosby. That's so crazy if
you look at her side by side.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes, it's the eyes. Something in the eyes.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
There's something like the shape of the face and the
eyes and the hair that'steresting. And it's interesting because obviously
Mary Cosby's right, and this is a white girl.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I don't I see the resemblance. I see sort of
like ish, but I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Now I dipped out because you dipped in.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, because I have to. I have to lose out.
First of all, everyone in the world has zipped through
and binge the entire they watch it right, So we're
on the you know, we're late. So I'm like, I
can't continue to wait for this series to be over,
meaning that basketball, right, because if I do, I'm gonna
mass So I just went rogue. I went rogue.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I caught the last two episodes. I feel like this season,
I didn't watch. The whole thing is I was really
taken off for a pleasant ride the first season. I
feel like this season it got a little redundant, but
it's a good show.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
It got, yes, it did, but it gets really good
in the end where you're like whoa and leaves us
with quite a heavy cliff hanger. So I went straight
to Reddit to see what I could find out. I
can't find anything about season three, but they do say
that when the show first started, they shot I think
it was like, I don't know, let's say in January
and October it was airing again for us, not literally,

(13:21):
but it'll come back very soon.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Okay, So it seems like.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
We're gonna have to wait a long time. But I
have a feeling that if it is getting indeed picked
up and said to be continued, that we're going to
get it by fall. Well, because they're shooting now.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
They drag each other into the mud and then they're like, well,
we're sister wives, you know, we're part of mom talk.
And then they're like, but you fucked my husband and
but we didn't find we just made it out.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, it's it's really a show that is wild to me.
For the Mormon aspect of it. I am bugging out
on the fact that these girls they should call it
the Secret Lives of Ex Mormons.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
They can't.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'm like, are you guys more? I'm so confused. I mean,
you're talking about sex. And there was one scene last
scene that they broke out champagne at the message and
I was like, oh, you guys do drink. But then
yet they're all saying a prayer out loud when they
go on their trip.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Does it seem more conflicted like the I think.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
With this kind of relig I think it could get
very confusing on where they should be. And then one girl,
what's the girl with the blonde hair?

Speaker 1 (14:25):
That I like, what's the girl with the blonde here?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
They all look, there's only two.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
The real blonde.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, I can't remember her name, but let's just call
the one with the real real Like Dallas Cowboy Blonde, Yes.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Pretty one, the one that's one of the ones that's pregnant,
Mikayla's friend, Oh my gosh, got kids and pregnant and
pregnant in this round the show is so enjoyable for
me is I find it to be like fascinating to
see Utah and these people that live in these cookie
cutter houses.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
And it's contrived as I feel like they are.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I feel like they don't have a lid on, they
don't have cont all of what they're doing, and I
feel like the show still controls them. Yes, some of
the other shows the girls get so savvy, like Atlanta,
and they try to control the show and the narratives.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yes, there was a couple of scenes where I thought, Okay,
you guys are acting, because you're acting like Miranda, the
girl that used to be best friends with Taylor, who
was one of their og mom talks, comes in and
they're trying to act.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Like why is she here?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Like you could see a little bit of the contriving
acting sort but it's not quite there yet. You know,
they haven't figured it totally out and they're still very raw, which.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
I like anyway, Although we obviously mentioned talked about.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
We're still putting the pieces together.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Of the I mean rumored cancelation of Realizers in York.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It hasn't been confirmed.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
The Great Andy Cohen still says that there's tricks up
their sleeves.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Great, we don't know what I want them to tell us,
because we need something like that in New York. Here. Well,
now that the Nicks Nicks have lost and they're not
going to make it to the championships, we.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Want to give a shout out to Uba Uba hot
who uh yep, she just got engaged.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
She got engaged the German billionaire.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Yeah, mister Greenwich, Connecticut.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Right, yeah, So we want to give a if the
Real Housewives of New York is in fact cancel she
got out just in the nick of times.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Yes, or she's gonna well, I don't Let's see if
she comes back engage and he's on the show.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
That would be really cool.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
If he didn't come back at this point, I think
she's smarter than that. She kept him out of it,
and I know she really wants to have kids, and
so hopefully that's on the horizon.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
But even though the Real Houses of New York, I
don't care what anybody says it's let's just say there's
a pin in it. We don't know what's happening with
the real houses, which is upsetting because we are right
now recording this episode in the middle of Manhattan.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
I feel like we should at least be in the
know of actually what is going.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I'm saying, how come we don't know anything?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Because I feel like in my gut, even though no
one's confirmed and there's denying and there's denying confirming, I
feel like they don't know exactly what happened.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
You usually at this point you've reached out to around
why don't you reach out.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I've reached out and I've gotten what I've gotten. Really
just like, uh, it's no one wants a confirmer deny
or denial or confirmed, but we do have.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'm excited about it.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Although there is an age thing because these kids are
literally like.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Nineteen twenty twenty one, twenty two, twenty three.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, I don't know if there's one over the twenty
four to twenty five, but some.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Of the moms make you know, the parents make the appearance. Yeah,
because I was watching clips and Meredith Marx, isn't it
Candy shows up?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
The Next Generation New York City premiere, which has Meredith
Mark's son, Candy Barres's uh.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Door Dash's daughter Ava Dash.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Right, Judici she's in the who seems she was born
and raised to be a housewife totally, and the other
one who was really quiet. I see her doing videos
with Teresa. She seems like she's coming out of her show.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she's still like a fifteen. But
she's funny. But we're gonna be watching it. Of course,

(18:03):
we're going to be excited.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
About it, and you know, we'll be talking about it. Also.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
There's tons of advertisements and commercials promoting Bravo Con, which
is Bravo Cons coming back in November.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Are you going? Have you heard?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I you know, it's early as far as whether I'll go.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
We'll go, but I mean hosting panels. Don't they start
setting that up now?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Not it's kind of the summer. I mean, it's still
it's still a little early. I mean, you know, I
got one conversation about it.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
It's early. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I mean, the last time we went was a different
world because we hadn't launched this podcast, Rapaport's Reality, and
we talked about I mean, that was a fucking crazy
I don't usually curse on this pocket, but that was
a crazy trip. That was a crazy five days in
Las Vegas and five days I feel like it was Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

(18:56):
Sunday and.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Then we came on Monday.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Yes, we were in Vegas for five years.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
I don't know that I could be there that. I
think you got to come go in and out. Although
although no we say that, but if they said, oh,
can you host you know, six panels again, you'd do it?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
If yes, because I wasn't as deeply involved as with
Summerhouse as.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I am now, Oh, it would be great. I mean,
that's that's a coveted panel and he's going to do something.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yes, Andy will take that Summerhouse, Yes, of course. But
you know something you could do the sub panels subpanels, Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I was with some of the'd be great.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
If you could do all the girls from or all
the guys or all the guys, all the guys for
you would be hilarious and fun.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
That would be really fun.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
You with Jesse and Wes, Yes, and Kyle, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It would be a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
But would you be down to go to we of
course we know, we wouldn't know, we wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
But then we're like, if you can, we've got.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I do five days again, I do ten to be honest,
like it's such a And then this point, I feel
like it's Bravo con so love hotel. I mean, we
know those ladies, they're not on show. Some of them.
Luan's on on a show. To see them again like
how we did before.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
And seeing them in the wild, like seeing them in
the hotel. I mean, you missed when I saw the
great Kyle Richards when I was like, yo, she just
came from the gym and we just sat down and
had like.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
A half hour pow wow.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
So upset and she was like in her workout close,
like very I don't think it was any makeup, and
we're just chit chatting at like the coffee bar, and
then she's like, let's sit down and I'm chatting with
I was bugging out.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
How did you keep your cool?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
You had never met her.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Before, I had never met her.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I met her one time at this workout place in
La and it was like this one remember the rowing place.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yes, yes, And I remember you told me that.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
First studio they had had one bathroom that was sort
of in the studio, and afterwards I went to wash
my hands and she was in there with me, and
I was like bugging out. And all I could say
was like, oh my gosh, you looked just like my
best friend. You were just the same height as my
best friend Tammy. And she was like, oh, yeah, who cares.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, you're crazy, let me wash my hands. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But to see them roaming around that was the probably
the most fun part. And then also being in that
green room where a one time it felt like every
single housewife was like within five feet.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Of us, so bizarre.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
It's really weird. We were pathetically fanning out.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
I know. It's like if we were to be flies
on the wall looking at ourselves, I think we'd be
sort of embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, no, babe, we were just coming.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Remember we were sitting Remember we sat down with James Kennedy.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
It was oh, we thought we were friends with Katie.
James Kenny was standing and we're eating lunch and.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
We were like bugging the fuck out. We were just
sitting there and.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Like, it's what's going on and like We're like no,
They're like, but my heart, I'm like what's happening here.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
We'll get to see all the people from the valley.
We have to go, come on, make it happen.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Babe, all them up.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Okay, Okay, we have to get into that and uh
we yeah, of course we're gonna go.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, I hope.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Of course we can't just get tickets and wander around.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
We might. We might if we're not doing panels, we'll just.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Feel like you'll get our tickets.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Then yeah, we got to reserve tickets and then be like,
you know, hey, you know you mentioned Love Hotel, which
if you're looking for a good reality TV show fix

(22:35):
and you want fun, listen, is it high Brown?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
No? Is it going to change your life?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
No, but it's so much fun if you're a fan,
like it just really is, because you're seeing them in
a way that you're not going to see it. Well, Luanne,
let's put it this way. Luanne seems as though it's
Lunn you're giving.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Luenne is giving the wig fully and I don't think
they're I.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Don't think she ever changes, though I saw her in
some clip on Instagram on somebody's podcast. They've showed clips
and she's Leuyenne. Okay, she doesn't change.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I don't think it's a put on. No, it's just who.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
She is, and it's Barry Luanne. But Ashley is so
vulnerable and different, like she really seems like she's you know,
it could be just a check for them, like getting
on the show. They know they're not going to get
with any of these guys. But I think Ashley is
really feeling it. I mean, and her daddy issues which

(23:25):
she's trying to work on. I mean, she's going for
this older man who's like sixty something, sixty one or something.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Sixty is like a handsomer version of Rick. Isn't it
slick Rick?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Ralph? Ralph? It's Ralph wreck it Ralph?

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yes, Ralph ro I mean, don't even you can't even
compare him to Michael. And they keep putting the two
of them up on the screen like, oh, you know,
she's in her like daddy era again. But no, this
guy looks nothing like he's like no, But if I
was on the show, i'd go for him too, Like
he's cute. Out of all the guys, I think so, like, yeah,

(24:01):
I could see why he's all of them, liked him,
all of them. He's very attractive in some way. I
think until he talks like, although I don't know, I
always try to put myself in their position and I say, oh,
I would go for that guy in there, but then
I get sick to my stomach. I don't. I only
love you.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
It, Thank you babe.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
But it's interesting seeing Ashley because she's the only one
where we've seen a true different side that we've never seen.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
As a housewife.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Yes, like her sort of wackiness and not able to
sort of commit or give a.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Straight, straight answer yes, which I.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Think is good TV. Like she's she's been.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I wonder if she's I don't know, Like this is
really sincere as her. Like this wallet guy that likes her,
He's like she plays games and I'm like, oh my gosh,
she does, yes, But I'm thinking to myself, did she
do that with her husband?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Like maybe?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
So, Like I think she's gun shy. She's got to
be gun shot because this is a single guy. He
doesn't have kids.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
She's not asking for threesomes like Michael did, so she's
safe there. But he did mention kids, the Walley guy.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, but he said he might want to have kids
in Fury, all right, And she doesn't want to have kids.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, anyway, it's a good time, not a.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Reason for her to go for some sixty two year
old man.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
No, but I will say we were hanging on the
edge of our seat watching it. Yeah yeah, well yeah,
especially when she said when she were hanging on the
edge of our seat watching She.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Says, come up to my hotel room. And he's like,
he tells her, I want to make love to you
or something, and.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
She goes, yo, homeboy, I'm on my period.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
I just got my period today, which honestly, I was
like Ashley, like t M, I really but like.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
No, she said, that's your go to can go to like.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
A flow from Red River Valley has come to visit.
That was my excuse too. They're no, this st a
new trick. You know, every girl does that. But the
fact that she did it on TV my point.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
For inviting the room.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
It's wild. Yeah, it was because she kissed him, I think,
and in.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Fact kissed he was giving lizard.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yes, he was giving lizard. Yeah, but it's a good show.
We're enjoying the show.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
It's such a good show.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Not as much as we're enjoying Summerhouse and the Summerhouse Reunion,
which has been. I mean it, we're only halfway through
it and we need more. I will say that the
page shitting on Craig, I didn't see that coming. I
am not all up to speed at what Craig did.
What Craig didn't do? Am I saying his name right? Yig, Craig, Greg,

(26:29):
Craig Greg.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, from a southern charm.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I'm not ups to speed either.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I don't think any of us know. And that's like
the thing that's sort of coming out is that she's
kind of alluding to the fact like I was kind
of hiding a lot about him.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yes, I saved him a lot, Yes, And she's straight upset.
I don't think he bought a ring.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
When she said that, I was like, whoa, So you're
saying like I was with the person who I think
is kind.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Of a liar.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
That's not just a little white that's craziness. But honestly,
when she said that he said it, I knew exactly
how it came out. It was like, you know the
person that you break up with and they say they're
going to hurt themselves, right, you know what I mean?
Like that wild person that just like will come out
with whatever they need to in the moment to manipulate you.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yes, and that's just not so.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I'm glad for her that she's not in that situation anymore.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Yes, I mean, I'm surprised she didn't keep it all
the way classy.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
But you know, I guess if she said I will
never say his name again, I know, like you won't
hear his name out of my mouth?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Is that some sort of like this or like what
is it? Kind of like it's like almost like you're
dead to me.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, you're dead to me, like sayonara.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yeah, but why couldn't they That's what I'm saying, Like
what did he do to get it to this point?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
He did something right?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I don't know. I think it's probably just who he
is for one.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
A culmination of thing. There might be some behind the
behind that there could be.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
There could be, but I think you could see it.
I mean, if you're with any guy and you're getting
success and you feel as though that he's cock blocking
you or like doesn't support you, or is jealous or
is trying to tell you like, well, this ain't gonna work.
If this continues to go, how are we gonna be together?
That is you know, like the young kids say that

(28:14):
gives me.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
The ick, right, I mean, that's just awful.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
And so she's probably ever since in trying to figure
out how to whigger herself out. And then you add
to that that the person's got a liar like you Bye.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
As much as I like and enjoy the Rookie of
the Year last year, Wes, I feel like Wes has
been neutered. I feel like Wes is so afraid to
say anything and he's like they got him in line.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
It's not the it's not the life for you then, Wes, if.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
You you got to let your hands, yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
You gotta let loose like it is what it is.
It happened the audience.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
It's like I apologize I was wrong, like somebody gave
him as it was.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
The audience came after him, you know, for hurting Sierra
and say he felt the wrath of you know, some
fame and it wasn't just good. He wasn't oh a
likable puppy dog, you know, like that guy. They came
for him and he didn't like the way it felt.
But you can't come on TV the next season and
not say a word. I mean even in the show,
he wasn't himself.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
And what's his name, Amanda's husband, what's his name? Kyle? Kyle?
He told me when I did that show.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I did a show with Kyle, and he said, this season,
I feel like West kind of doesn't say anything at
all because of the attack of the onslaught.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
It's very evident.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And not only does he not say anything, he's like
a shell of himself, A shell of himself, I know.
And I don't know if that's he's freaked out or
he's like I just want, I don't want.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I really liked the kid in the beginning, but Wes
to me, has gone south.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
He's gone south because.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
You're going to skip over that one that was good
that I kind of thought about a little bit before
I said it, but right then when I said it, no,
that was good, it just came out.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
But I think that he like I'm like watching like
my man, like fucking man up, man, Like, yeah, I
see something.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
That this wouldn't be kind of dude for me, by
the way, I'm like, look at him. That's why she's like,
you're pathetic, Like sometimes women don't realize what they got
with the man until they do something stupid like that,
and then and then you just see all of them
and he's just not that cool. He's not that cool,
you know. Also be about it, say it with your
whole chest. Get on TV.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
You're on TV.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
You can't stop.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Talking, You say something like you.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Can't stop being And also didn't help that he didn't
have Jesse holding his hand because Jesse was all wrapped
up in Lexi. But even then he kept his mouth
shut about that. It could have been great TV had
he just let loose on him, like, boy, you better
back up. I did this last season and see what
happened to me. He wasn't giving really anything right right,

(30:49):
and then he shows up on the reunion with a
folded up piece of paper with some notes on it.
They'll probably say nothing.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, they they fucking beat him down. Man, they got him.
They got him, not for the fat of heart.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
I mean, you can't worry about being liked. I don't
think if you're on a reality TV show.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yeah you gotta you gotta swing a little bit. But
it's I mean, Summer House has been a fucking joy.
And I don't know if there's three episodes of the reunion.
I'm praying there because we're getting a little thin right now.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
We have the Real Housewives in Miami.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
It always feels that way coming towards summer, like, uh,
our shows, where are they now? We don't know what's
happening with New York, Like what do we have coming up?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Because Atlanta. Again, I don't mean to beat a dead peach,
a rotten peach. Yeah, not the only ones.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Because I put that video out last week and not
one person I put a video out and I said,
I know I shouldn't be in black women's business, and
I know the ramifications of speaking on black women's uh
you know shows, and keep my name out all those things,
all the things.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
That they say.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Is that a new rule you can't talk about a
black woman's show.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
No, based on socials.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
I just said their hair. I just keep their hair.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Their hair looked great.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I thought Angela Oakley's hair on their trip she had,
she looked. They all looked awesome, all their hair. I
never speak on anyone's hair, even my own hair. But
when I put that video out, every single comment said
they agreed. Every single There's not one person who is
saying that the Real house was of Atlanta is kicking asses.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
No, it needs a total rehaul, and that is really
upsetting to me. Yeah, it's really bothersome to me.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
You know, I don't this last episode. I'm trying to
think I's resonating. It's not.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
So much.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
No, she can't do it. It's not hers.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
And they're bring everything like they got like she's gonna
come and save the day, like she's Michael Jordan coming back,
you know, mid season for the Chicago Boys and no
direspect to the Great Fager.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
She's another one. Remember we met her and she.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Said, I knew you had yourself a black woman.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
She was exactly where you have. She's sweet, she's very sweet.
We met her with with Remember there's a picture of
us or me with Marlowe and face I think.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
So she was coming in we were leaving and it
was like, oh yeah, that was wild. So some people
like her to see them. Oh man, I got so
excited about her. I got so excited about the married
to medicine people. There's there's and.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
We were with it like the tom time. I mean
it was crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Yeah, that was pretty lucky to be in the heyst
bump again bumping like bumping into them, even like when
we saw Garcela in the hole, like it was like
this and you get off the elevator and get on
the elevator and then they'd be this one and like, oh,
I kind of know who this one is, but I mean.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
It was it was crazy. It was fun going abroad
and the plane ride. Yeah, we forget the plane ride.
We were on the plane with Louis, Teresa Uber and
I think we're forgetting somebody else.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
We're forgetting the doctor's wife. The doctor and his uh right,
what's name?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Jen? They were on our plane.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
We were all in first class like chilling together and
we're like, fuck ship.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's that was so fun. It was nerve wracking to
me because they every Teresa and Jen they had beef.
They know they didn't have beef with each other. They
came up to you like, what are you saying about me?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
I don't want to be like we love all of you.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
We're not everybody equally because people as the other day.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Like are you team Alissa team three? So I'm team
bring Back New Jersey. That's the team I'm I just
can't get.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I can't not I like all of them.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
There's like not a housewife that I just despise. They
all give me such joy. And also I literally watched, like,
you know, characters on a TV show, not real people.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
It's like watching sports, like I'm rooting for the whole
for both teams. Yes, old teams, Team Melissa team everybody,
Team Dolores.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
I mean that's not true. I shouldn't say that. Baby.
You know how I felt about Tom Tom and Ori.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Still want him to be on the show.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I still want him to do well in life. And
I yeah, but like I don't know, Jacks and Tom,
those are two that I'm like, mah, that's okay. I
could do with out, Like they get on my nerves.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
But they still give you good TV.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
That's true anyway, good TV, good podcasting, good love. I
appreciate you guys listening, and make sure you subscribe, rate
and review, and make sure you leave a comment, leave
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Speaker 1 (35:19):
Love you Babe, I love you, babe,
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