Welcome to episode 68 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
Summer Closet & Online Shopping/Returns
The Row by The Olsen Twins
Having Date Day & Seeing Julia Roberts
Seeing Jeff Ross' One Man Broadway Show
The Joy of Real Housewives of Miami
The New HBIC
Jumping off of Next Gen NYC
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
No, I was thinking that I gotta stop buying things
because I haven't worn anything.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Can I say that again? Say that? Say that, say
that one more time. Do you think you have an
online shopping process?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, the first step is to you saying it. And
then just as bout they got to where you were,
I went.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You're Roberts, Roberts and.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You you look to the side and you noticed her
right away. I was freaked out, like it was the
most exciting thing that's happened this year. Like I was, like,
he's been with every woman. He's a stick man, right,
so I thought he was going to.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Be like us, incredible stick man.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That's iconic.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Crazy, that's cool. We are back. There is a card recording.
Let's go. This is wrap Ports Reality. My name is Michael.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Rappaport and I'm Keebi Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
This is Rapaport's Reality, the podcast where my wife Keeby
and I discuss all things reality TV, all things popular culture,
and a few things about our relationship. Welcome. I hope
you guys are having a great summer. Summer's almost over.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's we're winding down, and I'm not you know, I
was looking at my closet, babe, and I haven't really
worn any of my summer clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I was looking in my closet and realized I've worn
the same two pairs of pants all summer. I know,
and I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, I was thinking that I got to stop buying
things because I haven't worn anything.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Can you say that again? Say that? Say that? Say
that one more time?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, seriously, because no, no, no, no, no, I literally had
white I should stop buying things.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, you said, I need to.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I need to stop buying.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's not like you look cute in all the things
you buy.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
But Babe, the other day, like some packages came to
the building and you were like, do you have a
shopping problem? I'm like, I'm a woman, Like what's I
don't get it, Like, you don't shop? You have an
online shopping problem.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Babe, you have an online shopping problem.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, you asked me as if I was going to
answer you obviously and go, you know, Michael, actually.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I do do you think you have an online shopping problem?
I do?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I think I I think I return everything.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Like part of the thing is, like, you know, with
the social media and the world the way it is,
I find like when I'm looking at Vogue dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It calms my brain down it and so there's like
it's a dunking highlights room. It's like ESPN, like the
top dunks January.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So when I'm looking at these things and it's there's
an email that says summer looks under three hundred dollars,
I gotta go. I gotta go see what they're talking about.
And then it'll lead me to a link to buy,
you know, a skirt, another black skirt, and then I'll
buy it, and then i'll get it and I'll try
it on. You see what I'm doing a lot of times,
(03:17):
I'm trying to recreate row looks looks from the Row.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Thank goodness, you're trying to recreate them. Yes, any question. Question?
So when you saw and you looked in your summer closet,
or you looked in your closet and realize you had
to warm most of this stuff, do you think I
panicked because you because.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
The whole summer's almost over and I haven't worn anything,
you know, and then you switch things out right because
I'm falls coming, so I'll put that stuff away. And
so I got a little panicky.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I will say, in regards to the online shopping problem
you may or may not have, we're not diagnosing it.
You are a fantastic returner. You get the box, you
open the box, you do a fitting. It's like we're
at the gap, and like you you do a fitting.
I say gap because that's where I first went shopping
as a young adult. So like it's like you're at
(04:06):
the Row, You're at Louis Vuitton, You're at Barney's, you're
at it. You're at a store. You do the fitting
and you do the return or the keep me. If
I buy something online in the sphere, I will point nine.
I will give it to a friend, or just donate it,
(04:26):
or I just do it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You'll let it sit there until I do it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'll take it to the church up the street. There's
a church where before there was a good will in
our neighborhood. Everybody would put their donations in front of
the church. I'll sometimes I'll go for like if it's
a hat or a shirt or a sweatshirt and it's cheap,
I will just put it in the bag and drop
it while I'm going for my walk. I'll drop in
front of the church, not drop it I place it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
In the course I'm adding more trash onto the street.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You'll get picked up because there's a night there and
there's a lot of I know people will pick it. However,
that's not the right way to online shop. The way
you online shop is right. You get the stuff and
if you like it, you keep it. If you don't
like it, you print out that receipt. You have a
whole system down. You got a box cutter, you got tape.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh, I have a ship station. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I have it all.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's part of my process. I gotta say, like, I
like to look. It turns my brain off. It gets
rid of a lot of anxiety. And then I get
the anxiety when I buy it and I know I
don't need it, and then I I relinquished myself from
said anxiety by sending it back.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's a whole thing. It's not well.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I really want to work on it. Have you acquired
things that you imagined wearing this summer that you have
not worn at all? Now?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I took a pair of jeans and I cut them.
I bought a pair of jeans on sale, they were
kind of expensive, and then I cut them into like shorts.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Right, that looked like you were a third basement for
all women's softball team. I look like a rich lesbian.
So anyway, she said it, I didn't say it. She's
allowed to say it, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Say that's what I look like anyway, babe.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I just wouldn't say it.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Probably you can't even if you said I look like
a rich lesbiand and I go, my wife is going
for her rich lesbian look today. I couldn't say that in.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
My in my mid twenties, I literally dressed like Ellen
like I loved when she came out on her show,
The Ellen Show, her talk show. I love the way
she dressed like her like pants and like little cool
tennis shoes. Yeah, anyway, babe, let me just say this.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm going to wear style. Game is dope.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Your style.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I haven't honed into where it's not complicated, and I
like it's slow fashion.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
There for something.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Slow fashion means it's not trendy. I don't like to
follow the trend. Right, Like those shoes I bought, those
clogs that.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Were those are showstoppers.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They're showsopper but they're a little I think I could
keep those apps forever.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Doesn't of anythink this is this is not yes, okay, no,
so I could keep those.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
They're very expensive. Descriptive their mew mew, that's what I is.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That a term that you made or people you know
have no memo shopping.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Or slow slow fashion.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's a that's a term.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yes, it means that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's it's that the Row, right, it's you know, classic,
it's here to stay.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I can't ride the waves of you know.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I want to say again publicly, Ashley Mary Kate, if
there's a discount we can get, we would. I would
love to only wear the Row.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's too expensive to only wear the Rock.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Even if they gave you a discount, say they gave
you like twenty percent off, it would still okay, creak
the bank.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
How about, Ashley Mary Kate, you give us a discount
and then we go all right, you got to pay
to place, so we'll get the discount for certain things.
Maybe you give me a piece here in the air
and we work on because I would The Row is
the best ship. It's so fucking do. I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I love it a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I like the way it looks like it's slow fashion.
It's unders I just like understated.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, well it's luxury slow fat.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I wonder if you put luxury in front of anything
with the Row is pricey, pricey for those of you
who don't know what the Row is, because some people
don't know about it. The twins Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen,
you think, oh they're corny, full house, yo. Those two
little motherfuckers have the dopest fashion line called The Row,
(08:37):
and their stores are dope. It's just classy, nice fly.
There's also a Row playlist that comes out every single
month on Spotify. It fits the vibe. It's chill, it's eclectic,
which if you can't afford a Row sweater, Row shorts,
road dress, Row t shirt, anything from the Row, you
(08:59):
can get the vibe and the uh you're gonna say,
quad the ambience of the Row if you download on
Spotify every month the Row Playlist. I don't know if
Ashley and Mary Kay do it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm so curious about who makes it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They're mystery fuckers, they really are.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
There was a picture of them just recently in their store,
and I think it's an amagance in Long Island, and
you could see them through the window, and they have
on and you if anybody who didn't know about them
saw them randomly, they look sometimes like they homeless people.
Right there is summer times, little tiny gnome homeless people
that are beautiful skin, beautiful hair, they're beautiful girls. But
(09:34):
they're in their store arranging the racks in this.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah. Oh my goodness, you know what.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Would you drive all the way out there with me
just so I could go maybe.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
We'd see is that in Hampton's Yeah, way out there
at the end by the way. This is a little
piece of information about myself. And I could say for Kibi,
I'm a native New Yorker. As everybody knows. I've only
been to the Hamptons one time in my life, one time,
and the one time is with Kibi. We don't go
to the Hamptons. But if there was a way to
(10:05):
go to the Row for like a sale, or the
Row in Ammaganzet and meet those little fuckers and just
let me go to the Row in France. Never been
they have at they have a store in France. Yes, anyway, Okay,
the question, the final question is do you think you
have an online shopping press.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yes, the first step is too.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Glad you're saying it because I'm so scared to say it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You've said it, you say it every time, and you
say it's Soto under your breath.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You say it.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Sometimes you're like, what the fuck is all the stuff?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You'll do that? But the great thing is about me.
I don't care what you say.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Listen should you? But I.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I'm great at self regulating, so I'm aware, like I'm
like I told you I was. I.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
She's buying, you're buying, like anyway you're shopping. Problem again,
it isn't something. The reason I'm bringing this up is
because we're not frivolous, and we both I like to live.
We like to live an understated, humble life, although we
do have a propensity for the row. That being said,
(11:17):
it is funny get the boxes.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yes, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You do return the stuff you keep some stuff. I
think more you return more than you actually as moving
on to date day. We had a date day. We
(11:41):
had an appointment. I had a work thing and then
I said, babe, will you come with me downtown? Which
is like literally like it's like a voyage. Fu It
is a voyage. Yeah, and we go to work with
your husband day. Yes, I had a quick thing. A
quick work thing was literally twenty minutes on the West Side, which,
by the way, Hey, I was talking about this on
the Iron Rapport stereo podcasts because a lot of people
(12:03):
say I missed the old New York. If you want
that old New York experience, if you want that old
New York feeling, I suggest you go right to ninth Avenue,
I'd say, but you can start at eighteenth. If you
want that old New York feeling, started around sixteenth Street.
Walk up ninth Avenue, weave up eighth, ninth, eighth ninth,
(12:27):
and just keep going all the way up the Blox
till about forty ninth Street, and you will get if
you miss like the Ramones and the punk rock and
the CBGB's and like.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I don't think it's that, it's more like clutching your
perch vibe.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, but I missed the old New York.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Is that's what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think they don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But but a lot of times when New Yorkers say
they missed the old New York, I'm like, okay, there's
part of it that with the nostalgis great. In the
payphones and it looked different because we didn't have cell phones.
Why would we need payphones? Gotta got out of things,
change and elevate. But if you want that old New
York feel, my suggestion as a native New Yorker, they
(13:06):
call me mister New York. Sixteenth Street, ninth Avenue and
weave up and down in between the bucks, and you
will get that feeling that you say you miss. But
we had. I had a little work thing over there,
and then we went to one of our favorite little cafes,
ABC Kitchen, Yes, ABC Kitchen on nineteenth, Yes, nineteenth, and
(13:26):
it was a beautiful day. It wasn't too hot. We're
sitting outside, that's how unhot it was. It was like
kind of cool. Wowweah, We're sitting there having a great
lunch from this ABC Kitchen. Again, try to say how
frivolous were It's expensive, but it's really good. We treated ourselves.
We never eat out. We're having all kinds of drinks
at this ABC Kitchen. I'm having like some kind of
(13:48):
blue lavender with.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's a vegan restaurant.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
George George. But we're low key. We don't like to
spend money, but we like the row and we like
Jean George. And we're sitting hair and.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
You say, I'm facing, I'm facing like Union Square, side.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Facing.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And I see this couple.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm staring at her. It's a lunch and I'm just
staring into your eyes thinking about how much I love you.
Go ahead and go and go on listen.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
And I see this couple walking towards us, and he
has got that you know, Clint Eastwood, the prime aging
you know, silver fox, silver fox, just like bright blue eyes.
And I think to myself, wow, what an amazing, shiny,
beautiful couple.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But did you notice him first?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I noticed him first. She had sunglasses on.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
And then just as about they got to where you were,
I went.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
There's Roberts. It's Julia Roberts.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
And you you look to the side and you noticed
her right away.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, I didn't hear you say, Julie. I just looked
over because when people passed, I just did you.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
See my face? And going like I just I was like,
like my eyes got big.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I was I was freaked out, like it was the
most exciting thing that's happened this year, Like I was like,
and he smiled. You know, he's a smiley guy, Like
he's walking.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And I don't think they smiled at you, babe. They
seem like they were nestled up in a.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I think he was smiling. I think he saw me,
and I think he smiled. That's what I want to think,
that he smiled at me.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And maybe he did. I didn't see that. All I
know is that how could you, babe?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They were behind you, yes, So when they were approaching,
I looked at them and I had a very pleasant
look on my face because I.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Was thinking, Wow, what a dynamic couple. I mean, they
were like.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You didn't realize it was Julie Robertson that.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
She had sunglasses on and he did it so I
could see his eyes. They were talking and he's like
laughing in the open mouths. I mean, it looked like
a Crest commercial. But the two of them, they looked
like a commercial. And I thought, wow, people are just beautiful.
And just as they got to you, you must have turned.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
They were just like at the side of me, and
I caught him right before and I mean it was
like a blink.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I must have watched them walk halfway down the block,
thinking this whole thing without noticing that it was her.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I can't even believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
We were tripping tripping balls broad daylight. This is one PM.
People say to me all the time. You're just out
here walking. Julius Roberts is walking out there walking with
her husband. Is her husband? They married?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah, Danny Motor.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They've been together for a while.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, remember the whole controversy. They met on a movie.
He was a camera guy.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
He was married.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Noa da da down the fucking street. Julia Roberts boom
in broad daylight with her under God, and she has
the hair, the hair.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
The glass is a smile.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
What I will say and the ladies will understand. The
first thing out of my mouth is like, wow, she's aged.
And I meant that in a very positive way. I
was happy to see her. There's been no there's been
no surgery there. I can tell there's nothing. There's nothing
happening there, which I love about her because what I
was thinking as she's walking to me, I was like,
(16:57):
what a beautiful woman. And then when I got to
her profile came, I was like, whoa like skin quality?
It looked like me, like sagging jowls, a little underneath
the chin, there.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Was a little bulbous thing like.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It was like a real, truly aging, beautiful, gorgeous woman
walking down the street like she had.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I can tell you exactly what she was wearing.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
She had on like cargoy black pants and a T
shirt that had something, you know, like a rock and
roll vintage kind of T shirt on and she had
like a little shrug a jean jacket over it, just
like what you would think she would look like.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I swear it was.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
She's not that tall either, and no, and I always.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Think that she's super tall and she's not tall. She's bad,
but she's not not tall.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I literally saw her for a blink and she's so
fucking famous. And he was closer to me than she was. Yeah,
and neither one of them saw me. He didn't see me.
I literally saw her for a second and I was like,
holy shit, it's Julie Robins. And I didn't even see
her straight on. That's how fame miss she is.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I was bugging huge. I'm like a huge, huge deal
and I've never seen her. Realized I was going to
ask you and you've never met her.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
And I said to you, I wish I would have
said hello or made like a heart thing or because
they both kind of looked over.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
And then you said, I wish I could. Can I
go say he? And I said, no, I know, but why,
Like you're not running?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
First of all, I wouldn't chase them.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, but they're walking fast, So what are you going
to do to catch up to them?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I could have like waved and maybe she would have stopped,
and maybe she would have said, oh my, that's Michael Rapport.
Like a lot of celebrities, they kind of know each other, right, ye,
actors know each other, And that would have been my
chance to tell her that I love her.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
That would have been cool. But you started going I
want to say hello.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I wanted to pay the bill and follow them.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Which way did they turn? And I'm like they turned.
I'm like I saw them turn left, but I'm like
they turned right, because I'm like, I don't want to
be a part of a stalker a stalker fan like
chasing Julia Robertson, because because I know that that type
of fame for.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Her, I can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I mean, and she's just out there no baseball hat,
no nothing, nothing. I don't leave the house without a
baseball hat. But I'm also bigger, and she was nestled
up or from what we look like.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's the beauty of New York. Though, you could be
that famous. I mean, Leo Dicaparro rides the city bike
all the time through New York, So I think you
could be famous in New York and walk the streets.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's what it is. It's a city where you're on
the ground. I once in a probably nineteen eighty one,
when she was a humongous star. I was with my
mom and my brother and I believe someone else. We
were on Park Avenue and Madison Avenue. I have no
idea where were going. Me and my brother both saw
Farah Fawcet and a mink coat walk past. And this
(19:41):
is when she was Faraf and we were kids. We
were like it was like we couldn't say shit. That's great.
But I've never met Julia Robert. I will tell you this, babe.
I don't know if I've ever told you this story.
When I was a car messenger in California, my first
job or second job, was a car messenger. This is
obviously there's no cell phones, there's no beepers. This is
(20:03):
ninety ninety one where you.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Had to use a Thomas guide to get to the.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Literally and I would be getting lost all over the place.
I mean I would be driving. I was a car messenger,
and most of this stuff would be dropped off. It
would be from agents. It'd be agents to another agency's agents,
to casting director agents, to actors' houses, and it would
say so and so's name, and occasionally be like an
actor was a name where I recognized her. I remember
I dropped something off at John Schneider, one of the
(20:29):
guys from Dukes of Hazzard, and I was like, oh shit,
Dukes has I didn't even like Duke Savy. I was like,
this is where he lives. I was bugging. But while
I was a car messenger, I was driving on the street.
It might have been Ivar was in Hollywood, and there
was a lot of traffic on this smaller street in Hollywood,
and there were trucks and all that stuff, and I
(20:50):
remember seeing at the time, I didn't know who she was.
I remember seeing, and I would always ask, even before
I started acting, what are they filming here? They said,
it's a Richard gear movie. They were filming the scene
from Pretty Woman where he was out on the balcony
and they were in between shots and they were like
kind of like chuckling and chatting with each other. Richard,
(21:12):
I remember, you know, driving past, and they were keep moving,
keep moving. And he was standing there on the balcony
and she was up there. I didn't know who she
was at the time, but they were filming Pretty Woman.
That's crazy, that's cool. And I always remember when I
saw the movie, I was like, oh shit, I saw
them filming that the only other time I saw filming
of a movie. I don't know if I told you
(21:33):
this is the sequel to Saturday Night Fever Staying Alive,
which didn't need to be made into a sequel, right.
They filmed that at the Pavilion on seventy seventh Streets. Wow,
And I was coming home from the park playing basketball,
and it was like people all over the place because
Sevester Saloon was directing it, obviously John Tivolta, and they
(21:54):
were like, where are they filming Their film is Staying Alive?
And I was like, what the fuck, that's crazy. And
I saw John Chivolta and the actor's name was Fiona something. Yeah,
they did that scene where they walk into that building,
and I mean I talk about because John Joulton was
my guy. Anyway. That was date day, which wasn't a
bad date day. That was lovely.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
That was a good day we had.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It was fun.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Oh, by the way, I saw John Mayer. That was
crazy for me.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
We went to the premiere of Jeff Ross's one man
show called Take a Banana for the Road, Have a
Banana for the.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Road, Take a Banana for the Road, which is excellent,
excellent Jeff Ross as a one man show, rod Away
and you get all the roasting, you get all the comedy,
but it's about his life. It it's very emotional, unbelievable,
it's beautiful, it's inspiring. It's so joyous and loving, emotional,
like you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
He's incredible, and you're gonna laugh and you're gonna start
to cry and then you're gonna laugh and it's so sweet.
He's he's a remarkable individual.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And we went to the premiere of him.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yes, and so as we were walking up and you
were going to do the red carvet, I saw him
and I fan girl. I'm not even a fan. But
there's just some people that you see, shut up. I
love it. In the while, I didn't do anything. I mean,
in fact, I when I walked past and Pouchy, he
was a little blowdy, little blowdy. Yeah, I was, you know,
because he's like a sex guy, you know, like a
(23:16):
he's been with every woman. He's a stick man, right,
so I thought he was going to be.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Like John He's a stick incredible stick man.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And so seeing him, I thought, oh, interesting, he's he
don't give a ship, he don't care. He's letting it
go to the wind, which.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm sure look terrible. But I was older. He doesn't
even look old.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It just was like, oh he's I didn't see like
that good looking songwriter babyled.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yes, I was glad for him.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Again, when you see people that are just so gifted
and they just let their regular I just think it's
really cool.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Totally. But five bananas up for the Jeff Rows.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh, yes, that is a mussy And I think it's
in limited run.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yes, since you're in New York or you're coming to
New York and you want to see a show, go
see that. It's totally unique. And like I said, you
get all the funny, and I'm sure he does it
every show where he walks through the crowd at the end,
he gives you what you w wrote. He just has
a gift. He'll see you and just you and it
would love. And I remember when I had him on
the Iron Rapport story. He doesn't roast to be mean.
(24:20):
He's an old school way. No, I love it. Baby.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Remember he came to our house, but he was killing
our house because it was there was no furniture in
the backyard and you guys did the podcast like with
a folding table in the backyard and.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He was talking about our house. I just met him
and it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
But he doesn't do it. It's just in a sweetest way.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
You almost want him to do it more.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, it's very very good. And that was a very
fun night, chaotic. That was the energy man.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Well, we also we should talk about that when we
talk about going on a date, leaving the house. It's
a lot of energy for us to be around a
lot of people because and in this situation, you were
doing the red It's been a while since we've been
on a red carpet with the cameras and lights and
like people saying and a lot of talking and and
then scooching through the We knew a lot of people
that were at the show and pulling at you and
(25:08):
saying hi, and then Michael that people just will come
up and it's all great and we're super blessed. But
we got home and we were like, because that night
we got home.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Ten thirty, We're like, it's as if we was three
in the morning. Yeah, it's as if we had pulled
an all night or like we're normally ten thirty we're done. Yes,
like we're usually sleeping or in you know, like that
pre game sleep.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Six thirty, we're putting our jamazon.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, to be out. And we had dinner beforehand and
friends and with a steak and everything was it was
a lot. It was a lot. And then you go
in there and your flavor flav was he roasted flavor flavor,
that's right, and it was it was really good. I
saw David Swimmer, I didn't get to talk to him.
I saw I'm sure John Stamos was there. John Stamos
was there. It's very good, very I totally forgot about.
(25:54):
That was a very that was also a good date
night and a Really it's a good guy, that fucking Jeffer.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh he's he is, and you know what you meant
to me?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
He texted me the next morning, he goes, I saw
you laughing, buddy, because for him, making people laugh is
a life's mission. Yes, everything, he really gets off and
appreciates what it means to make someone laugh.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You know, Babe, I really hope that their planting because
like when we saw Alex Edelman show, we were saying,
as we're seeing it, I hope they're they're recording so
people can see it. I feel the same way about
this show. It has to be seeing HBO. Whatever the fact,
people must see the show.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
He's recording it. Yeah, it's going to be put somewhere
Netflix or somewhere. So I hope. So Reality TV, I
gotta ask you, babe, we can't fawn any more about
(26:55):
that damn Real Housewives in Miami. I know, man, that
Marisol talks about someone who brings joy?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She really does. What do you think it's about?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
What is it about her that you that she's so?
This is the thing about essence. You know, here's a
woman on a show. We've seen her for years. We
saw her in the beginning with her mom. But I
find her to be so in her body, yes, even
with the cockies, right.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
That I think that's what makes her.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
What do you think is that? I think she's in
her body. I think she doesn't try. I think she
seems at this point in her life, very comfortable with herself.
She seems very happy. She seems like she just wants
to chill. Her husband married her three times. Yeah, so sweet.
She seems like a simple, sweet, sweet person. Yes, but
(27:47):
she's funny, funny, and her comments even like she's shit talking,
but she's not shit talk. It's not It seemed like
not to say she Jeff ro is like the thing
about Jeff Ross is his shit talking is with love, right,
And her commentary and her speaking it's all sort of light.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's sort of with love. You know, it's very similar.
This is like what wakes a really truly likable individual.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
She's just herself.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And we met her at Bravo, we.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Did, and she was lovely.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
She came up to us and when we said we
love you, she couldn't believe that we knew who she
was or that.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You yes knew who she was. Maddie Sol Maddie but
the one of the ongoing beefs of this season has
been Larsa Pippen and Lisa Hockenstein. Is it Hockstein Hochstein.
They do not like each other at all.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
But that's weird because they were close friends.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
That's usually the way it goes down. I love somebody
to get to the point where at right and Lisa
for some reason, as of the recording of this Iron
Rapp Report ceial podcast and where we are in this
season the Real Housewives of Miami, she has not unfollowed
Marcus Jordan, who is, of course Michael Jordan's son. Unless
(29:05):
you'd be living under a rock. Larsa Pippen, Scottie Pippen's
ex wife dated Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan's son. Crazy, one
of the wildest wild I mean, you know, I remember
it happened. Jordan talking to him like, hey, motherfucker, because.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
He's a tough, tough Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
He's a tough guy. Yeah, like you don't.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You want to get together with him and find out
what he really thinks about that that they dated.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I know he was like, man, there's all these fucking women,
and I don't think this was I think His language
was way worse, but he was essential saying, there's all
these ladies in the world, yeah, and this is this
is a tone down version, and this is who you
want to be with, and that's a g rated version.
I know. He was like, come on, man, come on man. Yeah,
(29:56):
I found it to be way out there.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
See I Batman, I don't know they history of the
basketball legend, I get it, but I'm saying, like, so
she's around basketball, so that's what her life.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Was, that this is the people she knows.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I'm sure she ran into people like the age and
like where he was at in his life and what
he was doing with his life was to me way
wilder than like his dad being Michael Jordan and her
ex husband being Scottie Pippen. You were so upset when
it happened. You not upset, but you were so twisted
in your head about it.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You couldn't way out there. It's dark, babe, it's dark.
It's dark for a woman, a grown woman whose name
is Larsa Pippen who has kids, one of whom's in
the NBA, to be dating Michael Jordan's son and the
age difference, and she probably knew Marcus George when he
(30:45):
was a baby.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
What's wild to me is that she's upset about Lisa unfollowing,
not followed, not unfollowing Marcus, and not taking into consideration
how upset her ex husband would be by her dating.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Do you see what I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Like it's just her pressing home now, I will agree. Listen,
I've said it before. Everybody that knows me, well, well,
my girls, if something happened with you, they better unfollow you.
I don't care. I don't care. I do not care.
It's an unfollow immediately.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And why are you following me in the first time? So, yes, exactly,
But it's not like he's a dope f you don't
respect and I wish him nothing but the best. And
when we met him, he couldn't be sweeter and nicer.
But why are you following him in the It's not
Michael Jordan, it's not a Michael Jordan fan page, it's
not a Chicago he's.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Not a famous person.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
He's not And his page isn't dope. No, like I
can understand if his page was dope. His page is
in'd dope.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I think the whole thing is whack. And the fact
that she's being stubborn on the subject is ridiculous. But
also I think Larca could let it go because she
is not necessarily loyal herself.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
No, so that's my opinion on that.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
What do you think of the new HBIC or she's
trying to be the head be in charge? Stephanie who
has inserted herself like the great Miley Cyrus. She came
in like a wrecking ball into Miami. Stephanie, she seems
like she's born bred, ready to rock and roll, to
be a real housewife of Miami. She's got the money,
(32:22):
she's got the husband, she's got the jets, she's got
the bags, she's got the outfits, and she's got the attitude.
She's got the gift for gab. She's controversy.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, she's got it all. But my question is this,
she has some time to curate this.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yes, not the money, not the bags, but how she's
gonna come.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
In Yes, and I'm feeling that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Number two, there's a Reddit thread that talks about how
she met Mamasu. I don't know what his name is,
but it's not quite how I think she was the
assistant of the ex wife.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
It'll come up at the reunion. It's going to come up.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
So I'm saying like this, with all the money and
the bragging and the you can sit on the plane
and you can't sit on the plane.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
I just am feeling like something could.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
The shoes could drop, you know what I mean, these
uh Louis Vuittons could lose a heel.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I don't like when a new jack. I don't care
how back exactly you're a new jack. I just look
at these women with such reverence. I look at these
houses with such reverence. And even though Stephanie, you might,
you know, be cool. You got all your money on
God bless you, that's all fantastic. You can't come onto
(33:37):
the team. It's basically a team, yes, and you're not
going to be disrespecting and shutting down. And Alexis, yeah,
I mean you're talking to her, crisis crazy Alexis. You
could say what you want about her, but she is
our girls. She's given, she is given, She's given right now.
You can't show up.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
You got to sit on the bench a little bit
and and play it and show some respects, show some humility.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, she's coming in there like she just wants to
dominate and take over the whole party.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
It doesn't attract me.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
No, so I'm sort of I'm waiting to see wait
and see, okay, Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, but again, if you are not watching the Real
house as a man and you want a show that
has everything that a Real Housewife show gives, that show
is certainly it. And we must have and admit to
eating a little humble pie. We jumped off the Real
Housewives Next Generation. We jumped off of Bravos Next Generation NYC.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, we said, episode two, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
We're done. Yeah, And we had our reasons, because number one,
it's we have kids twenty three twenty five, yes, some
of those what Riley is twenty one twenty one, So
it is a little weird to watch a show with
people young adults that are younger than our actual children. Yes,
that being said, for some reason, you clicked it back
(35:01):
on because.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
There was nothing to watch, and so I said, let
me see what's happening here.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
And again, we had only watched two episodes. I believe
the season was eight or nine episodes, and we give
it two thumbs up. It's not perfect, it's not.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Perfect, and it was listen, it was giving, and then
it wasn't in the end, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
But it is first season.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
It's the first season.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
And then I thought it was going somewhere about episode five,
four or five, and then I thought listen and when
it was giving, you know.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
It was it was soothing.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Brooks was very good, Yes he was. Brooks is fucking
good to Brooks is excellent.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And how they're using Brooks with like his what he's
stinking inside and the voiceover when he looks tuned down?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Its great.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
There's a lot of great things about the show.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
The one kid, what's his name, do you remember his name?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
The blonde kid, the bad with the bad the mean dad, Yeah, mean.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Dad, and he's a prick and he's just like his dad.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
But he's just like him. I mean, so this makes
the show. He makes the show. There's some interesting things.
You have to have a villain.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Villains are always important, like and they were like kick
him off.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Kick like you need him. He seeds the show.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
He pushes the buttons and you might not like him,
but you need somebody to push the buttons on.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
The Show's funny that he's cast and we don't know
who he is. We know everybody else where they've come
from their nepo babies and this guy, we don't a
Nepple baby in his own right, but like he's not
he's not famous house wife, and we actually need him.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
So that I wonder if that was on purpose, of course,
pose meaning that this is a kid.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
We don't know, there's a few, there's another kid on there,
but him, he's he makes the show it.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Oh he pushed it. Yeah, so I you know, I
think they got a second season coming.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Oh, it's a huge hit.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
It's apparently it's a huge hit.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
And now they're talking about next generation Beverly Hills, the
next generation La. They're going to have the kids of
some of the you know what, you got to keep evolving.
As frustrating at it as it is that Lwyn the
Great Sonya Morgan the Great, Ramona luyin Derinda, they are
not on a show right now. Unfortunately, you know, you
have to keep putting out content. And we jumped off ship.
(37:05):
But then I said, I give this to two apples up.
It's a good show. It's a show and it's a
little bit of a I think it's finding it's its
direction because you're like, is it like Summer House, Is
it like vander Rules like you kind of kind of
like you know, it has a little when they went
away to the Jersey Shore, it had a little summerhouse,
and they're so young.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
It has a little vanderpuppin that they're finding their lives
and what they're going to do in their apartments and
all that. But I don't know where it can grow.
We're just going to watch them live and I find
we actually know that they all move away after they're
shooting back to where they go. Well that's true because
I don't know who really lives in New York.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
But the show will will tighten up and they will
see the first season and know what to do the
second season, and the producers will hone in on it
and you'll add a person, take a person away, although
the whole cash and return. But we must say next
generation New York City. Good time, good show, good time,
good show, great podcast. I'll say that again, good time,
(38:07):
good show, great podcast. I would really appreciate you guys
if you've never subscribed, rated and reviewed this podcast. I
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And make sure you follow us KEB and I on
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(38:31):
exciting podcast in the reality pop culture space. Rap Reports Reality.
We're done. Love you babe, Love you babe.
No, I was thinking that I gotta stop buying things
because I haven't worn anything.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Can I say that again? Say that? Say that, say
that one more time. Do you think you have an
online shopping process?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, the first step is to you saying it. And
then just as bout they got to where you were,
I went.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
You're Roberts, Roberts and.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You you look to the side and you noticed her
right away. I was freaked out, like it was the
most exciting thing that's happened this year. Like I was, like,
he's been with every woman. He's a stick man, right,
so I thought he was going to.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Be like us, incredible stick man.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That's iconic.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Crazy, that's cool. We are back. There is a card recording.
Let's go. This is wrap Ports Reality. My name is Michael.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Rappaport and I'm Keebi Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
This is Rapaport's Reality, the podcast where my wife Keeby
and I discuss all things reality TV, all things popular culture,
and a few things about our relationship. Welcome. I hope
you guys are having a great summer. Summer's almost over.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's we're winding down, and I'm not you know, I
was looking at my closet, babe, and I haven't really
worn any of my summer clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I was looking in my closet and realized I've worn
the same two pairs of pants all summer. I know,
and I like it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, I was thinking that I got to stop buying
things because I haven't worn anything.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Can you say that again? Say that? Say that? Say
that one more time?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, seriously, because no, no, no, no, no, I literally had
white I should stop buying things.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No, you said, I need to.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I need to stop buying.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
It's not like you look cute in all the things
you buy.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
But Babe, the other day, like some packages came to
the building and you were like, do you have a
shopping problem? I'm like, I'm a woman, Like what's I
don't get it, Like, you don't shop? You have an
online shopping problem.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Babe, you have an online shopping problem.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, you asked me as if I was going to
answer you obviously and go, you know, Michael, actually.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I do do you think you have an online shopping problem?
I do?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I think I I think I return everything.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Like part of the thing is, like, you know, with
the social media and the world the way it is,
I find like when I'm looking at Vogue dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It calms my brain down it and so there's like
it's a dunking highlights room. It's like ESPN, like the
top dunks January.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So when I'm looking at these things and it's there's
an email that says summer looks under three hundred dollars,
I gotta go. I gotta go see what they're talking about.
And then it'll lead me to a link to buy,
you know, a skirt, another black skirt, and then I'll
buy it, and then i'll get it and I'll try
it on. You see what I'm doing a lot of times,
(03:17):
I'm trying to recreate row looks looks from the Row.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Thank goodness, you're trying to recreate them. Yes, any question. Question?
So when you saw and you looked in your summer closet,
or you looked in your closet and realize you had
to warm most of this stuff, do you think I
panicked because you because.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
The whole summer's almost over and I haven't worn anything,
you know, and then you switch things out right because
I'm falls coming, so I'll put that stuff away. And
so I got a little panicky.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I will say, in regards to the online shopping problem
you may or may not have, we're not diagnosing it.
You are a fantastic returner. You get the box, you
open the box, you do a fitting. It's like we're
at the gap, and like you you do a fitting.
I say gap because that's where I first went shopping
as a young adult. So like it's like you're at
(04:06):
the Row, You're at Louis Vuitton, You're at Barney's, you're
at it. You're at a store. You do the fitting
and you do the return or the keep me. If
I buy something online in the sphere, I will point nine.
I will give it to a friend, or just donate it,
(04:26):
or I just do it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
You'll let it sit there until I do it.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I'll take it to the church up the street. There's
a church where before there was a good will in
our neighborhood. Everybody would put their donations in front of
the church. I'll sometimes I'll go for like if it's
a hat or a shirt or a sweatshirt and it's cheap,
I will just put it in the bag and drop
it while I'm going for my walk. I'll drop in
front of the church, not drop it I place it.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
In the course I'm adding more trash onto the street.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You'll get picked up because there's a night there and
there's a lot of I know people will pick it. However,
that's not the right way to online shop. The way
you online shop is right. You get the stuff and
if you like it, you keep it. If you don't
like it, you print out that receipt. You have a
whole system down. You got a box cutter, you got tape.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh, I have a ship station. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I have it all.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's part of my process. I gotta say, like, I
like to look. It turns my brain off. It gets
rid of a lot of anxiety. And then I get
the anxiety when I buy it and I know I
don't need it, and then I I relinquished myself from
said anxiety by sending it back.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's a whole thing. It's not well.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I really want to work on it. Have you acquired
things that you imagined wearing this summer that you have
not worn at all? Now?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I took a pair of jeans and I cut them.
I bought a pair of jeans on sale, they were
kind of expensive, and then I cut them into like shorts.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Right, that looked like you were a third basement for
all women's softball team. I look like a rich lesbian.
So anyway, she said it, I didn't say it. She's
allowed to say it, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Say that's what I look like anyway, babe.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I just wouldn't say it.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Probably you can't even if you said I look like
a rich lesbiand and I go, my wife is going
for her rich lesbian look today. I couldn't say that in.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
My in my mid twenties, I literally dressed like Ellen
like I loved when she came out on her show,
The Ellen Show, her talk show. I love the way
she dressed like her like pants and like little cool
tennis shoes. Yeah, anyway, babe, let me just say this.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm going to wear style. Game is dope.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Your style.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I haven't honed into where it's not complicated, and I
like it's slow fashion.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
There for something.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Slow fashion means it's not trendy. I don't like to
follow the trend. Right, Like those shoes I bought, those
clogs that.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Were those are showstoppers.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
They're showsopper but they're a little I think I could
keep those apps forever.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Doesn't of anythink this is this is not yes, okay, no,
so I could keep those.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
They're very expensive. Descriptive their mew mew, that's what I is.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
That a term that you made or people you know
have no memo shopping.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Or slow slow fashion.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That's a that's a term.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yes, it means that.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's it's that the Row, right, it's you know, classic,
it's here to stay.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I can't ride the waves of you know.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I want to say again publicly, Ashley Mary Kate, if
there's a discount we can get, we would. I would
love to only wear the Row.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's too expensive to only wear the Rock.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Even if they gave you a discount, say they gave
you like twenty percent off, it would still okay, creak
the bank.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
How about, Ashley Mary Kate, you give us a discount
and then we go all right, you got to pay
to place, so we'll get the discount for certain things.
Maybe you give me a piece here in the air
and we work on because I would The Row is
the best ship. It's so fucking do. I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I love it a lot.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I like the way it looks like it's slow fashion.
It's unders I just like understated.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah, well it's luxury slow fat.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
I wonder if you put luxury in front of anything
with the Row is pricey, pricey for those of you
who don't know what the Row is, because some people
don't know about it. The twins Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen,
you think, oh they're corny, full house, yo. Those two
little motherfuckers have the dopest fashion line called The Row,
(08:37):
and their stores are dope. It's just classy, nice fly.
There's also a Row playlist that comes out every single
month on Spotify. It fits the vibe. It's chill, it's eclectic,
which if you can't afford a Row sweater, Row shorts,
road dress, Row t shirt, anything from the Row, you
(08:59):
can get the vibe and the uh you're gonna say,
quad the ambience of the Row if you download on
Spotify every month the Row Playlist. I don't know if
Ashley and Mary Kay do it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I'm so curious about who makes it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
They're mystery fuckers, they really are.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
There was a picture of them just recently in their store,
and I think it's an amagance in Long Island, and
you could see them through the window, and they have
on and you if anybody who didn't know about them
saw them randomly, they look sometimes like they homeless people.
Right there is summer times, little tiny gnome homeless people
that are beautiful skin, beautiful hair, they're beautiful girls. But
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they're in their store arranging the racks in this.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah. Oh my goodness, you know what.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Would you drive all the way out there with me
just so I could go maybe.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
We'd see is that in Hampton's Yeah, way out there
at the end by the way. This is a little
piece of information about myself. And I could say for Kibi,
I'm a native New Yorker. As everybody knows. I've only
been to the Hamptons one time in my life, one time,
and the one time is with Kibi. We don't go
to the Hamptons. But if there was a way to
(10:05):
go to the Row for like a sale, or the
Row in Ammaganzet and meet those little fuckers and just
let me go to the Row in France. Never been
they have at they have a store in France. Yes, anyway, Okay,
the question, the final question is do you think you
have an online shopping press.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yes, the first step is too.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Glad you're saying it because I'm so scared to say it.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You've said it, you say it every time, and you
say it's Soto under your breath.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
You say it.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Sometimes you're like, what the fuck is all the stuff?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You'll do that? But the great thing is about me.
I don't care what you say.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Listen should you? But I.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
I'm great at self regulating, so I'm aware, like I'm
like I told you I was. I.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
She's buying, you're buying, like anyway you're shopping. Problem again,
it isn't something. The reason I'm bringing this up is
because we're not frivolous, and we both I like to live.
We like to live an understated, humble life, although we
do have a propensity for the row. That being said,
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it is funny get the boxes.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yes, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You do return the stuff you keep some stuff. I
think more you return more than you actually as moving
on to date day. We had a date day. We
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had an appointment. I had a work thing and then
I said, babe, will you come with me downtown? Which
is like literally like it's like a voyage. Fu It
is a voyage. Yeah, and we go to work with
your husband day. Yes, I had a quick thing. A
quick work thing was literally twenty minutes on the West Side, which,
by the way, Hey, I was talking about this on
the Iron Rapport stereo podcasts because a lot of people
(12:03):
say I missed the old New York. If you want
that old New York experience, if you want that old
New York feeling, I suggest you go right to ninth Avenue,
I'd say, but you can start at eighteenth. If you
want that old New York feeling, started around sixteenth Street.
Walk up ninth Avenue, weave up eighth, ninth, eighth ninth,
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and just keep going all the way up the Blox
till about forty ninth Street, and you will get if
you miss like the Ramones and the punk rock and
the CBGB's and like.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I don't think it's that, it's more like clutching your
perch vibe.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Well, but I missed the old New York.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Is that's what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think they don't know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
But but a lot of times when New Yorkers say
they missed the old New York, I'm like, okay, there's
part of it that with the nostalgis great. In the
payphones and it looked different because we didn't have cell phones.
Why would we need payphones? Gotta got out of things,
change and elevate. But if you want that old New
York feel, my suggestion as a native New Yorker, they
(13:06):
call me mister New York. Sixteenth Street, ninth Avenue and
weave up and down in between the bucks, and you
will get that feeling that you say you miss. But
we had. I had a little work thing over there,
and then we went to one of our favorite little cafes,
ABC Kitchen, Yes, ABC Kitchen on nineteenth, Yes, nineteenth, and
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it was a beautiful day. It wasn't too hot. We're
sitting outside, that's how unhot it was. It was like
kind of cool. Wowweah, We're sitting there having a great
lunch from this ABC Kitchen. Again, try to say how
frivolous were It's expensive, but it's really good. We treated ourselves.
We never eat out. We're having all kinds of drinks
at this ABC Kitchen. I'm having like some kind of
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blue lavender with.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
It's a vegan restaurant.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
George George. But we're low key. We don't like to
spend money, but we like the row and we like
Jean George. And we're sitting hair and.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
You say, I'm facing, I'm facing like Union Square, side.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Facing.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
And I see this couple.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I'm staring at her. It's a lunch and I'm just
staring into your eyes thinking about how much I love you.
Go ahead and go and go on listen.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
And I see this couple walking towards us, and he
has got that you know, Clint Eastwood, the prime aging
you know, silver fox, silver fox, just like bright blue eyes.
And I think to myself, wow, what an amazing, shiny,
beautiful couple.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But did you notice him first?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I noticed him first. She had sunglasses on.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
And then just as about they got to where you were,
I went.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
There's Roberts. It's Julia Roberts.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
And you you look to the side and you noticed
her right away.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, I didn't hear you say, Julie. I just looked
over because when people passed, I just did you.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
See my face? And going like I just I was like,
like my eyes got big.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I was I was freaked out, like it was the
most exciting thing that's happened this year, Like I was like,
and he smiled. You know, he's a smiley guy, Like
he's walking.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
And I don't think they smiled at you, babe. They
seem like they were nestled up in a.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I think he was smiling. I think he saw me,
and I think he smiled. That's what I want to think,
that he smiled at me.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
And maybe he did. I didn't see that. All I
know is that how could you, babe?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
They were behind you, yes, So when they were approaching,
I looked at them and I had a very pleasant
look on my face because I.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Was thinking, Wow, what a dynamic couple. I mean, they
were like.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You didn't realize it was Julie Robertson that.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
She had sunglasses on and he did it so I
could see his eyes. They were talking and he's like
laughing in the open mouths. I mean, it looked like
a Crest commercial. But the two of them, they looked
like a commercial. And I thought, wow, people are just beautiful.
And just as they got to you, you must have turned.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
They were just like at the side of me, and
I caught him right before and I mean it was
like a blink.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I must have watched them walk halfway down the block,
thinking this whole thing without noticing that it was her.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
I can't even believe it.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
We were tripping tripping balls broad daylight. This is one PM.
People say to me all the time. You're just out
here walking. Julius Roberts is walking out there walking with
her husband. Is her husband? They married?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Yeah, Danny Motor.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
They've been together for a while.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
No, remember the whole controversy. They met on a movie.
He was a camera guy.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
He was married.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Noa da da down the fucking street. Julia Roberts boom
in broad daylight with her under God, and she has
the hair, the hair.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
The glass is a smile.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Now.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
What I will say and the ladies will understand. The
first thing out of my mouth is like, wow, she's aged.
And I meant that in a very positive way. I
was happy to see her. There's been no there's been
no surgery there. I can tell there's nothing. There's nothing
happening there, which I love about her because what I
was thinking as she's walking to me, I was like,
(16:57):
what a beautiful woman. And then when I got to
her profile came, I was like, whoa like skin quality?
It looked like me, like sagging jowls, a little underneath
the chin, there.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Was a little bulbous thing like.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It was like a real, truly aging, beautiful, gorgeous woman
walking down the street like she had.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I can tell you exactly what she was wearing.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
She had on like cargoy black pants and a T
shirt that had something, you know, like a rock and
roll vintage kind of T shirt on and she had
like a little shrug a jean jacket over it, just
like what you would think she would look like.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I swear it was.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
She's not that tall either, and no, and I always.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Think that she's super tall and she's not tall. She's bad,
but she's not not tall.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I literally saw her for a blink and she's so
fucking famous. And he was closer to me than she was. Yeah,
and neither one of them saw me. He didn't see me.
I literally saw her for a second and I was like,
holy shit, it's Julie Robins. And I didn't even see
her straight on. That's how fame miss she is.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I can't believe it.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
I was bugging huge. I'm like a huge, huge deal
and I've never seen her. Realized I was going to
ask you and you've never met her.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
And I said to you, I wish I would have
said hello or made like a heart thing or because
they both kind of looked over.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
And then you said, I wish I could. Can I
go say he? And I said, no, I know, but why,
Like you're not running?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
First of all, I wouldn't chase them.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, but they're walking fast, So what are you going
to do to catch up to them?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I could have like waved and maybe she would have stopped,
and maybe she would have said, oh my, that's Michael Rapport.
Like a lot of celebrities, they kind of know each other, right, ye,
actors know each other, And that would have been my
chance to tell her that I love her.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
That would have been cool. But you started going I
want to say hello.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I wanted to pay the bill and follow them.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Which way did they turn? And I'm like they turned.
I'm like I saw them turn left, but I'm like
they turned right, because I'm like, I don't want to
be a part of a stalker a stalker fan like
chasing Julia Robertson, because because I know that that type
of fame for.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Her, I can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I mean, and she's just out there no baseball hat,
no nothing, nothing. I don't leave the house without a
baseball hat. But I'm also bigger, and she was nestled
up or from what we look like.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's the beauty of New York. Though, you could be
that famous. I mean, Leo Dicaparro rides the city bike
all the time through New York, So I think you
could be famous in New York and walk the streets.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
That's what it is. It's a city where you're on
the ground. I once in a probably nineteen eighty one,
when she was a humongous star. I was with my
mom and my brother and I believe someone else. We
were on Park Avenue and Madison Avenue. I have no
idea where were going. Me and my brother both saw
Farah Fawcet and a mink coat walk past. And this
(19:41):
is when she was Faraf and we were kids. We
were like it was like we couldn't say shit. That's great.
But I've never met Julia Robert. I will tell you this, babe.
I don't know if I've ever told you this story.
When I was a car messenger in California, my first
job or second job, was a car messenger. This is
obviously there's no cell phones, there's no beepers. This is
(20:03):
ninety ninety one where you.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Had to use a Thomas guide to get to the.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Literally and I would be getting lost all over the place.
I mean I would be driving. I was a car messenger,
and most of this stuff would be dropped off. It
would be from agents. It'd be agents to another agency's agents,
to casting director agents, to actors' houses, and it would
say so and so's name, and occasionally be like an
actor was a name where I recognized her. I remember
I dropped something off at John Schneider, one of the
(20:29):
guys from Dukes of Hazzard, and I was like, oh shit,
Dukes has I didn't even like Duke Savy. I was like,
this is where he lives. I was bugging. But while
I was a car messenger, I was driving on the street.
It might have been Ivar was in Hollywood, and there
was a lot of traffic on this smaller street in Hollywood,
and there were trucks and all that stuff, and I
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remember seeing at the time, I didn't know who she was.
I remember seeing, and I would always ask, even before
I started acting, what are they filming here? They said,
it's a Richard gear movie. They were filming the scene
from Pretty Woman where he was out on the balcony
and they were in between shots and they were like
kind of like chuckling and chatting with each other. Richard,
(21:12):
I remember, you know, driving past, and they were keep moving,
keep moving. And he was standing there on the balcony
and she was up there. I didn't know who she
was at the time, but they were filming Pretty Woman.
That's crazy, that's cool. And I always remember when I
saw the movie, I was like, oh shit, I saw
them filming that the only other time I saw filming
of a movie. I don't know if I told you
(21:33):
this is the sequel to Saturday Night Fever Staying Alive,
which didn't need to be made into a sequel, right.
They filmed that at the Pavilion on seventy seventh Streets. Wow,
And I was coming home from the park playing basketball,
and it was like people all over the place because
Sevester Saloon was directing it, obviously John Tivolta, and they
(21:54):
were like, where are they filming Their film is Staying Alive?
And I was like, what the fuck, that's crazy. And
I saw John Chivolta and the actor's name was Fiona something. Yeah,
they did that scene where they walk into that building,
and I mean I talk about because John Joulton was
my guy. Anyway. That was date day, which wasn't a
bad date day. That was lovely.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
That was a good day we had.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
It was fun.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Oh, by the way, I saw John Mayer. That was
crazy for me.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
We went to the premiere of Jeff Ross's one man
show called Take a Banana for the Road, Have a
Banana for the.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Road, Take a Banana for the Road, which is excellent,
excellent Jeff Ross as a one man show, rod Away
and you get all the roasting, you get all the comedy,
but it's about his life. It it's very emotional, unbelievable,
it's beautiful, it's inspiring. It's so joyous and loving, emotional,
like you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
He's incredible, and you're gonna laugh and you're gonna start
to cry and then you're gonna laugh and it's so sweet.
He's he's a remarkable individual.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
And we went to the premiere of him.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yes, and so as we were walking up and you
were going to do the red carvet, I saw him
and I fan girl. I'm not even a fan. But
there's just some people that you see, shut up. I
love it. In the while, I didn't do anything. I mean,
in fact, I when I walked past and Pouchy, he
was a little blowdy, little blowdy. Yeah, I was, you know,
because he's like a sex guy, you know, like a
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he's been with every woman. He's a stick man, right,
so I thought he was going to be.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Like John He's a stick incredible stick man.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yes he is.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And so seeing him, I thought, oh, interesting, he's he
don't give a ship, he don't care. He's letting it
go to the wind, which.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I'm sure look terrible. But I was older. He doesn't
even look old.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It just was like, oh he's I didn't see like
that good looking songwriter babyled.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yes, I was glad for him.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Again, when you see people that are just so gifted
and they just let their regular I just think it's
really cool.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Totally. But five bananas up for the Jeff Rows.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Oh, yes, that is a mussy And I think it's
in limited run.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yes, since you're in New York or you're coming to
New York and you want to see a show, go
see that. It's totally unique. And like I said, you
get all the funny, and I'm sure he does it
every show where he walks through the crowd at the end,
he gives you what you w wrote. He just has
a gift. He'll see you and just you and it
would love. And I remember when I had him on
the Iron Rapport story. He doesn't roast to be mean.
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He's an old school way. No, I love it. Baby.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Remember he came to our house, but he was killing
our house because it was there was no furniture in
the backyard and you guys did the podcast like with
a folding table in the backyard and.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
He was talking about our house. I just met him
and it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
But he doesn't do it. It's just in a sweetest way.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
You almost want him to do it more.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, it's very very good. And that was a very
fun night, chaotic. That was the energy man.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Well, we also we should talk about that when we
talk about going on a date, leaving the house. It's
a lot of energy for us to be around a
lot of people because and in this situation, you were
doing the red It's been a while since we've been
on a red carpet with the cameras and lights and
like people saying and a lot of talking and and
then scooching through the We knew a lot of people
that were at the show and pulling at you and
(25:08):
saying hi, and then Michael that people just will come
up and it's all great and we're super blessed. But
we got home and we were like, because that night
we got home.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Ten thirty, We're like, it's as if we was three
in the morning. Yeah, it's as if we had pulled
an all night or like we're normally ten thirty we're done. Yes,
like we're usually sleeping or in you know, like that
pre game sleep.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Six thirty, we're putting our jamazon.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, to be out. And we had dinner beforehand and
friends and with a steak and everything was it was
a lot. It was a lot. And then you go
in there and your flavor flav was he roasted flavor flavor,
that's right, and it was it was really good. I
saw David Swimmer, I didn't get to talk to him.
I saw I'm sure John Stamos was there. John Stamos
was there. It's very good, very I totally forgot about.
(25:54):
That was a very that was also a good date
night and a Really it's a good guy, that fucking Jeffer.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh he's he is, and you know what you meant
to me?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
He texted me the next morning, he goes, I saw
you laughing, buddy, because for him, making people laugh is
a life's mission. Yes, everything, he really gets off and
appreciates what it means to make someone laugh.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
You know, Babe, I really hope that their planting because
like when we saw Alex Edelman show, we were saying,
as we're seeing it, I hope they're they're recording so
people can see it. I feel the same way about
this show. It has to be seeing HBO. Whatever the fact,
people must see the show.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
He's recording it. Yeah, it's going to be put somewhere
Netflix or somewhere. So I hope. So Reality TV, I
gotta ask you, babe, we can't fawn any more about
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that damn Real Housewives in Miami. I know, man, that
Marisol talks about someone who brings joy?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
She really does. What do you think it's about?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
What is it about her that you that she's so?
This is the thing about essence. You know, here's a
woman on a show. We've seen her for years. We
saw her in the beginning with her mom. But I
find her to be so in her body, yes, even
with the cockies, right.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
That I think that's what makes her.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
What do you think is that? I think she's in
her body. I think she doesn't try. I think she
seems at this point in her life, very comfortable with herself.
She seems very happy. She seems like she just wants
to chill. Her husband married her three times. Yeah, so sweet.
She seems like a simple, sweet, sweet person. Yes, but
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she's funny, funny, and her comments even like she's shit talking,
but she's not shit talk. It's not It seemed like
not to say she Jeff ro is like the thing
about Jeff Ross is his shit talking is with love, right,
And her commentary and her speaking it's all sort of light.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
It's sort of with love. You know, it's very similar.
This is like what wakes a really truly likable individual.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
She's just herself.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And we met her at Bravo, we.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Did, and she was lovely.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
She came up to us and when we said we
love you, she couldn't believe that we knew who she
was or that.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
You yes knew who she was. Maddie Sol Maddie but
the one of the ongoing beefs of this season has
been Larsa Pippen and Lisa Hockenstein. Is it Hockstein Hochstein.
They do not like each other at all.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
But that's weird because they were close friends.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
That's usually the way it goes down. I love somebody
to get to the point where at right and Lisa
for some reason, as of the recording of this Iron
Rapp Report ceial podcast and where we are in this
season the Real Housewives of Miami, she has not unfollowed
Marcus Jordan, who is, of course Michael Jordan's son. Unless
(29:05):
you'd be living under a rock. Larsa Pippen, Scottie Pippen's
ex wife dated Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan's son. Crazy, one
of the wildest wild I mean, you know, I remember
it happened. Jordan talking to him like, hey, motherfucker, because.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
He's a tough, tough Michael Jordan.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
He's a tough guy. Yeah, like you don't.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
You want to get together with him and find out
what he really thinks about that that they dated.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I know he was like, man, there's all these fucking women,
and I don't think this was I think His language
was way worse, but he was essential saying, there's all
these ladies in the world, yeah, and this is this
is a tone down version, and this is who you
want to be with, and that's a g rated version.
I know. He was like, come on, man, come on man. Yeah,
(29:56):
I found it to be way out there.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
See I Batman, I don't know they history of the
basketball legend, I get it, but I'm saying, like, so
she's around basketball, so that's what her life.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Was, that this is the people she knows.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I'm sure she ran into people like the age and
like where he was at in his life and what
he was doing with his life was to me way
wilder than like his dad being Michael Jordan and her
ex husband being Scottie Pippen. You were so upset when
it happened. You not upset, but you were so twisted
in your head about it.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
You couldn't way out there. It's dark, babe, it's dark.
It's dark for a woman, a grown woman whose name
is Larsa Pippen who has kids, one of whom's in
the NBA, to be dating Michael Jordan's son and the
age difference, and she probably knew Marcus George when he
(30:45):
was a baby.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
What's wild to me is that she's upset about Lisa unfollowing,
not followed, not unfollowing Marcus, and not taking into consideration
how upset her ex husband would be by her dating.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Do you see what I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Like it's just her pressing home now, I will agree. Listen,
I've said it before. Everybody that knows me, well, well,
my girls, if something happened with you, they better unfollow you.
I don't care. I don't care. I do not care.
It's an unfollow immediately.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And why are you following me in the first time? So, yes, exactly,
But it's not like he's a dope f you don't
respect and I wish him nothing but the best. And
when we met him, he couldn't be sweeter and nicer.
But why are you following him in the It's not
Michael Jordan, it's not a Michael Jordan fan page, it's
not a Chicago he's.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
Not a famous person.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
He's not And his page isn't dope. No, like I
can understand if his page was dope. His page is
in'd dope.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I think the whole thing is whack. And the fact
that she's being stubborn on the subject is ridiculous. But
also I think Larca could let it go because she
is not necessarily loyal herself.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
No, so that's my opinion on that.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
What do you think of the new HBIC or she's
trying to be the head be in charge? Stephanie who
has inserted herself like the great Miley Cyrus. She came
in like a wrecking ball into Miami. Stephanie, she seems
like she's born bred, ready to rock and roll, to
be a real housewife of Miami. She's got the money,
(32:22):
she's got the husband, she's got the jets, she's got
the bags, she's got the outfits, and she's got the attitude.
She's got the gift for gab. She's controversy.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, she's got it all. But my question is this,
she has some time to curate this.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yes, not the money, not the bags, but how she's
gonna come.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
In Yes, and I'm feeling that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Number two, there's a Reddit thread that talks about how
she met Mamasu. I don't know what his name is,
but it's not quite how I think she was the
assistant of the ex wife.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
It'll come up at the reunion. It's going to come up.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
So I'm saying like this, with all the money and
the bragging and the you can sit on the plane
and you can't sit on the plane.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
I just am feeling like something could.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
The shoes could drop, you know what I mean, these
uh Louis Vuittons could lose a heel.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
I don't like when a new jack. I don't care
how back exactly you're a new jack. I just look
at these women with such reverence. I look at these
houses with such reverence. And even though Stephanie, you might,
you know, be cool. You got all your money on
God bless you, that's all fantastic. You can't come onto
(33:37):
the team. It's basically a team, yes, and you're not
going to be disrespecting and shutting down. And Alexis, yeah,
I mean you're talking to her, crisis crazy Alexis. You
could say what you want about her, but she is
our girls. She's given, she is given, She's given right now.
You can't show up.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
You got to sit on the bench a little bit
and and play it and show some respects, show some humility.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah, she's coming in there like she just wants to
dominate and take over the whole party.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
It doesn't attract me.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
No, so I'm sort of I'm waiting to see wait
and see, okay, Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, but again, if you are not watching the Real
house as a man and you want a show that
has everything that a Real Housewife show gives, that show
is certainly it. And we must have and admit to
eating a little humble pie. We jumped off the Real
Housewives Next Generation. We jumped off of Bravos Next Generation NYC.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, we said, episode two, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
We're done. Yeah, And we had our reasons, because number one,
it's we have kids twenty three twenty five, yes, some
of those what Riley is twenty one twenty one, So
it is a little weird to watch a show with
people young adults that are younger than our actual children. Yes,
that being said, for some reason, you clicked it back
(35:01):
on because.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
There was nothing to watch, and so I said, let
me see what's happening here.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
And again, we had only watched two episodes. I believe
the season was eight or nine episodes, and we give
it two thumbs up. It's not perfect, it's not.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Perfect, and it was listen, it was giving, and then
it wasn't in the end, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
But it is first season.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
It's the first season.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
And then I thought it was going somewhere about episode five,
four or five, and then I thought listen and when
it was giving, you know.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
It was it was soothing.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Brooks was very good, Yes he was. Brooks is fucking
good to Brooks is excellent.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
And how they're using Brooks with like his what he's
stinking inside and the voiceover when he looks tuned down?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Its great.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
There's a lot of great things about the show.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
The one kid, what's his name, do you remember his name?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
The blonde kid, the bad with the bad the mean dad, Yeah, mean.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Dad, and he's a prick and he's just like his dad.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
But he's just like him. I mean, so this makes
the show. He makes the show. There's some interesting things.
You have to have a villain.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Villains are always important, like and they were like kick
him off.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Kick like you need him. He seeds the show.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
He pushes the buttons and you might not like him,
but you need somebody to push the buttons on.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
The Show's funny that he's cast and we don't know
who he is. We know everybody else where they've come
from their nepo babies and this guy, we don't a
Nepple baby in his own right, but like he's not
he's not famous house wife, and we actually need him.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
So that I wonder if that was on purpose, of course,
pose meaning that this is a kid.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
We don't know, there's a few, there's another kid on there,
but him, he's he makes the show it.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Oh he pushed it. Yeah, so I you know, I
think they got a second season coming.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Oh, it's a huge hit.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
It's apparently it's a huge hit.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
And now they're talking about next generation Beverly Hills, the
next generation La. They're going to have the kids of
some of the you know what, you got to keep evolving.
As frustrating at it as it is that Lwyn the
Great Sonya Morgan the Great, Ramona luyin Derinda, they are
not on a show right now. Unfortunately, you know, you
have to keep putting out content. And we jumped off ship.
(37:05):
But then I said, I give this to two apples up.
It's a good show. It's a show and it's a
little bit of a I think it's finding it's its
direction because you're like, is it like Summer House, Is
it like vander Rules like you kind of kind of
like you know, it has a little when they went
away to the Jersey Shore, it had a little summerhouse,
and they're so young.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
It has a little vanderpuppin that they're finding their lives
and what they're going to do in their apartments and
all that. But I don't know where it can grow.
We're just going to watch them live and I find
we actually know that they all move away after they're
shooting back to where they go. Well that's true because
I don't know who really lives in New York.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
But the show will will tighten up and they will
see the first season and know what to do the
second season, and the producers will hone in on it
and you'll add a person, take a person away, although
the whole cash and return. But we must say next
generation New York City. Good time, good show, good time,
good show, great podcast. I'll say that again, good time,
(38:07):
good show, great podcast. I would really appreciate you guys
if you've never subscribed, rated and reviewed this podcast. I
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(38:31):
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