Welcome to episode 70 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here with Marysol Patton (Real Housewives of Miami) to discuss:
Michael fanning out
Getting married to her husband over and over again
Not thinking she's housewife material
The show being a collaborative effort
Being on a funny cast
Being in confessionals
Her husband's reaction to the Tito's bottle
Doing events for her clients
Auditioning for RHOM
Meeting the fans
Getting into it with Chrissy Teigan & making up
Reality stars putting it on the line
Needing her official mojito
Breaking News
Tandem with Alexia
Favorite Cocky's
Ratchet vs. Retchid
Drama with Stephanie Shojaee Nepola
Jet Etiquette
Big Dogging Richard Branson
Deciding to stay back with Alexia
Julia being a blast
Reaction from the yacht scene
Being on Larsa's side
What she does off camera
What other reality show she watches
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I know you don't do a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I honestly am honored of a little nervous to even
be talking to you because I'm such a big fan.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Get out of here, Michael. What are you talking about?
Your star movie star? Give me a break.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are you guys aware of how good this season is?
Like when you're watching it back? What do you think
of this season and how is it for you to
sort of absorb it?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Well, first of all, I think everyone is so damn funny.
When I see Lisa and larsa fight, I get the
giggles like they're hysterical. When I did the whole thing
with the Tito's bottle, my husband's like.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Really, Marisole, Ah, you just gave me breaking news because
that relationship and that storyline has been intense.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I can't tell you. Gotta keep watching because I'm kind
of involved in that. So let's just snip it. Wow. Back,
we're back.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Rapaport's reality brewing with excitement, very excited.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We have.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Somebody. I think we spoke this into Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
We did well, I don't know who did I think
we did.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Brought Marisol into my life. You you've been on the
Marisol Patent.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Absolutely, and when we ran into her at Bravo Con,
she was come, do you remember her walking towards us?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And you said, Maddie Saul muddy. So I don't think you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Quite put it together as fast as I did. But
I couldn't believe she was live and directly in front
of me.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And we have Mary Saul Patent on the podcast today,
Rapaport's Reality. Marysol is our guest. I screwed up because
I organized, well listen, I was on Marisol time. I will,
I will say when you got Marisol, and she says,
I'll do the podcast whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You just go jump at the time. You don't, I understand.
I don't negotiate Marisol's time.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
She would have stayed listen, she said, whenever she was
so excited to do, but she said eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I said fine.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Unbeknownst to me, Kibi had an appointment that she had
to go to that we couldn't change. So I had
to do this interview with Mary Saul from arguably one
of the greatest seasons of Real Housewives ever. I put
this season in Miami up with.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, I agree, totally fantastic. Fantastic. I am jealous.
I hope that you asked her about the cocktail situation.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'm asking about cockys. Is there anything else I should
ask her?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Ask her about what she thinks of Stephanie. Oh, yes,
ask her about Adriana and the whole wretched rotchet thing.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, yes, yes, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I'm just I can't believe that you get to like
talk to her.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm nervous, are you, babe? I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I'm too nervous to talk to her because I think
she's just everything.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I hope my nerves don't come across without further ado,
rap Reports Reality. We have an absolutely special, fantastic guest
from the Real Housewives of Miami. Maddie Saul Is with
me on Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I am such a.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Fucking fan of yours. I just I gotta I just
got a fawn.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But my wife, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I have to fall on behalf of me and my
wife and I'm sure so many other people. You have
given us so much joy over the years. You are
so fun so light, so funny, so self effacing, and
the fact that your husband has married you three times
is is relationship goals?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And I just want to marry me more. Yeah, I
mean this is just the beginning. Like what are we
going for?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Five?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Six? Like, do you have plans for the first I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Think we have to put a number on it, Michael. Honestly,
I feel like I'm just like it's like a birthday.
You just keep celebrating it every year.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You know, Well, this season in particular, I mean I
just feel like you. I've always loved you, but this
season in particular, the show and you and just all
of it has just been like another level. So I
know you don't do a lot of podcasts. I honestly
am honored. I'm a little nervous to even be talking
to you because I'm such a big fan.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Get out of here, Michael, what are you talking about?
Your star movie star?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Give me a break, you give me joy, you give
me joints. So I'll just jump into this.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I won't keep you.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Long, honestly, No, I'm good. I'm good. We can talk
as long as you want. Honestly, I think that the
only reason they let me stay on the shows because
I tell jokes and I make people laugh. Otherwise, I
am not housewife material at all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Why do you say that you don't think your housewife
material because I think it's.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Very confrontational and you know, argumentative, and that's just not
my vibe. You know, that's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But I think that's one of the things that make
you such a great housewife. And I'll say, you know,
I've refer to Miami particularly this season, like the show
and the cast has all its all its decency and
integrity intact. Like I feel like you know, it doesn't
get too dark, it doesn't get too shady, it doesn't
(05:32):
get too confrontational. I feel like you guys are in
a sweet spot, particularly this season. Like it gets kooky,
it gets wacky, there's been beefs, there's been discussions over
ratchet and wretched, but it hasn't gotten too dark.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And I think you're.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
One of the reasons why it keeps all its integrity intact.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Wow, thank you. I think it's all. The girls are lovely.
Quite frankly, I love all of them, even the ones
that you think that I don't love. I love all
of them. I only have love them. My heart for
all of them. And it's a great it's a collaborative effort.
You know, it's a great team. We have a great team.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Are you guys aware of how good this season is?
Like when you're watching it back, what do you think
of this season? And how is it for you to
sort of absorb it? Because I know, you shoot so
much footage and then they edit it together and you
could be at a dinner for three hours and it
could be, you know, a two minute scene. So how
has this been season been able for you to absorb?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well, first of all, I think everyone is so damn funny.
When I see Lisa and larsa fight, I get the
giggles like they're hysterical. Everybody's really funny. It's a funny cast,
and miamis full of very happy, funny people. That's just
this kind of town. It's a very different vibe than
New York. It's a very different vibe from California. It's just,
(06:54):
you know, Latinos are funny. I watch it back and
I giggle a lot. Obviously, I'm like, oh shit, I
wish they would have used this, and they didn't, and
now I'm in this pickle and the audience is get it.
But you know, everything eventually hopefully gets aired and showing.
Have you seen the entire season? Because you asked me
a question that was like, I don't even didn't even
(07:15):
know the answer. I don't remember seeing it. It was something.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
About I've only seen what's been aired, like I'm watching it,
you know, with the people in real time. You know,
I'm just absorbing it and loving it in real time.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh okay, okay, okay, yeah, because I like, you know, whatever,
you can cut it out. One of the questions, I
was like, I don't remember that. Like this happens to
me and my confessionals. They'll ask me something. I'm like,
I said that that happened. I don't remember, and then
I just make up shit and say whatever. And then
I watch it back and I'm like, oh my god,
I can't beieve I sound bet or did that. When
I did the whole thing with the Tito's bottle. Oh
(07:50):
my god. My husband's like, really, marasshole. I'm like, I'm like, boomy,
I know it's television. I have to be entertaining.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You're entertaining. When you first heard about doing the show,
what did you think you were getting yourself into? Okay,
because now that you're seven seasons into it, you know
what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But when you first started, what did you imagine this was?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I had no idea. So I had a friend that
was doing some castings, and I had a very very
big pr from here, very successful, and I worked with
very high in luxury brands, so I knew all the
wealthy people in town. That's why they would hire me.
So I would bring the people to buy their stuff.
(08:40):
So the casting director caused me, says, hey, we're looking
for like wealthy women in Miami. There's a show it's
called Miami untitled. Can you help? And I started calling
my usual suspects and they're like, no, my husband's never
going to let me do that. And I was, if
you can believe this, have come a long long way.
So when I would do events for my clients and
(09:02):
we'd have TV cameras there, you know, and they wanted
a sound bite from the owner of the brand or whatever,
they'd always be like, oh, Maras, how can you speak
for me? And said, oh no, that makes me sweat,
Like I'm very camera shy, Like I can't do any
of that. And so I looked at my business partner
at the time and I said, God, there's this little
voice inside of me saying I should try out. And
(09:23):
she's like, you, you hate cameras, And I said, I don't know.
Something in my gut is telling me to go. I
didn't know what I was going to. I went. I
had Bell's palsy at the time, so my face was
like this, And all I did was make fun of
myself the whole time. And they picked me. I don't
know why they picked me, but they picked me. In
here I am and I didn't know what I was
(09:45):
getting into. I didn't know what I was doing. None
of us did. Alexia was my really good friend at
the time too. We worked together. She had a magazine.
None of us knew what we were doing. It was
just like they had us do these little cooking show dinners.
I don't know if you've gone back to season, but
that's what it was all about. And then they called
us before they were going to air and said, we're
(10:05):
gonna call it Mimmy Housewives. Would I'll buy the I
was a huge fan of Orange County. I was watching
that and I used to watch it back in the
day and think, oh, I want to do that. Little
did I know, like three years later, I get a
call and I end up doing something like that.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Do people trip out when they see you? Like Bravo
fans and Real Housewif fans are so hardcore, Like I like,
I said, I'm tripping out that you're even on my podcast,
Like when fans see you, they must not Michael, I
am telling you. I am telling you when we're people.
He's star I know, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Pretty star Ward dime a dozen.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No, especially not now.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I feel like it's a golden era right now, the
golden era of reality TV. But like when people meet you,
like what is their reaction in general? Like do they
trip out? And what's been the craziest reaction?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
So usually it's like, oh, oh my god, Hi, I
love you. And then I'm like, you want to take
a picture because people are shy about that or they're
just saying I get a picture, or it's usually if
it's a man, he'll be like, my wife's a huge
fan and I have a photo. I'm like, okay, yeah,
so you know what I mean. So it's that kind
(11:18):
of thing. But I actually had like a real trippy
thing happen. You're not gonna be surprised, but you may
be surprised. So back in the day before there was
Instagram and it was just Twitter when we were on Obviously,
I had a lot of girls working for me in
the PR firm, and one of my girls was like
monitoring Twitter and she's like Chrisy Pagan, John Legend's girlfriend.
(11:39):
They were boyfriend girl on time saying horrible things about
your mother, about her face and making fun of her.
And I was like, I don't even know who that is.
I knew who John was because I would hire him
to like, we would open a lot of the w
hotels around the country and he would perform and you
know piano. He was fabulous, But I didn't know who
she was. Fast forward. I go to a swim week
(12:00):
of it and my girl is with me and she's like,
there's Quissy diacon and I walk by and she growls.
She's like, oh my god, I'm a big fan of
yours and your mother's And I was like, what, you're
a lawyer. I know what you've been saying on Twitter,
and she's like what everybody else is saying. I'm like,
that doesn't make it right. We had a huge fight.
(12:21):
But fast forward, that was the craziest thing that ever
happened me. Fast forward when season four came back, she
sent me a really nice d M. She's like, you know,
it's not a day that goes by and I feel
bad about all of that, and I apologize and I
was like, listen, we're different people. Your mother now, I'm
a very forgiving person. Don't worry about it. Let's move
the needle forward. I go, I'm going to follow you,
and she's on, I'm going to follow you too. And
(12:42):
that was the end of that. But that was a
weird fan moment for me.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good story. That's
a good moment, and it's good that it comes full circle.
And you know, I think reality shows and reality stars,
you know, I think the one thing that people tend
to do is we take for granted that you guys
are putting it all on the line, the good ones,
the bad ones, the ones we like, the ones we
(13:08):
don't like. I really appreciate and respect even the ones
that are, you know, not my favorites. I respect that
they're sort of being put out there like that for
our entertainment. So you got to respect it, even if
you can't stand their characters.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
On the show.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But for you guys, you're playing yourself, so I know
it's hard.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, and a lot of criticism comes with that. Not
everybody likes it, and sometimes people say, like not in
my case because I don't really have much storyline because
I'm just a friend. But you know, people are very
divided in other people's real life traumas, and I think
it's very hard for the girls when they're laying it
all out there and getting criticized.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
So right now, you're officially still just a friend. Yeah,
I gotta tell you, you have to get your official orange.
You are such a fucking housewife, and so you have
to get your mohito. You have to get all like
you should be full time because what you've done, particularly
this season, like you've been like top ten. Like right now,
(14:24):
you and Alexia to me are the dynamic duel or on Bravo,
Like there's no better duo than the two of you
guys when you're together.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Thank you, Thank you so much, Michael. I really appreciate
that we're just doing being ourselves like we are every
day because we're like and I think it's just a
natural it's a natural chemistry and it just plays off
really well on camera. We're so a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
How are things?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
We are things now with her relationship because that storyline
has been you know.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Don't be happier. I had a relationship with a narcissists
before my husban, and I tell her every day because
he wants to get back with her. He's always I'm
gonna marry you again. I'm like, do not talk to him,
and you have to block him because the cycle will
repeat itself, and you know it's time to like, you know,
starting a chapter.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Wow, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, well that's you just gave me breaking news because
that relationship and that storyline has been intense, and uh,
you know, everybody's team Alexia and her sons, and you
know everybody is team Alexia in this situation.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Let me ask you a question. You are known for
your cockies.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
First of all, how many people have come to you,
if none, how many people have come to you to
start your own cocky brand?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I I was going to and I had a contract
with Pitbull, you know, the singer Pitbull Cuban. Yeah, so
he has a vodka called Bolli and we were gonna
do cockies, but it just kind of took long time,
and it kind of like fell at the wayside and
then it just didn't happen. No one comes to me
(16:08):
to say I want to do cockies, but everybody says
to me, when are you coming out with cockies? Everybody like,
literally all over the world.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You have to come out with your own brand of cockies.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
All right.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I've been saying, No, it's easier said than done. It's
easier said than done.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Expensive Michael, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I know, it's it's not like snap your finger. I
know it's easier said than done. But I think people
would be behind it.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I would like to do. If I was going to
do it, it would be mixers. That way, we could just
ship it anywhere and then you could make your own
make it strong or as light, it's not a stip,
or whatever you want, and do your own recipes. That's
what I would do. Because the liquor business is tough,
and I used to represent the brands. It is like
gangster business.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Right right, right, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I want to get your opinion your favorite Sunday afternoon cocky.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Well, I love screwdrivers with fresh oja. That's my jam
morning noon to night. You can't go wrong with a screwdriver.
You can't go wrong with a screwdriver, I'm telling you.
But I have to be fresh orange juice because if
it's pre bo like you know what I mean, fresh squeeze,
nothing like it? How the when we hang up?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
So if I said your favorite Friday evening cocky screwdriver.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Row driver, I'm breaking screwdrivers.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay, all right, all right, you got to put out
some screwdrivers. Uh, there's been a lot of debate, a
lot of discussion. Is your opinion? Was it ratchet or
was it wretched? Was it ratchet or was it wretched?
Or does it even matter?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
At this point you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Got I can't tell you. You got to keep watching because
I'm kind of involved in that. So let's just sip it. Wow, Wow,
it'll come out. Just keep wow.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
That is exciting to hear that it's still I'm fucking dying.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm dying that you're making my heart palpitate, Marisol. The
drama Stephanie, in my opinion, has been a great addition
to the show. I know people are divided. Some people
like her, some people don't like her. She came in
to court degree.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You can't have everybody like you boring. She's perfect. She's
the best thing that happened to us.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I totally agree. I totally agree.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And I think that she came in, and especially in
a freshman season, to come in and be so abrasive,
to be so likable, to be to be everything.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I agree, I like her, but she is like she's.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Been doing it for years. She rolled right in, no problem,
and she's friends with all the girls. She was very
smart and made friendships with everybody. She didn't just like
pick some sides like. She made friends with everyone, and
may I agree. I think maybe not with Lisa so
much because she was so close to Larsa, but with
everybody else. She really made an effort to get to
(19:07):
know everyone. And we talked about it. She was like,
I said, you, she goes, well, what do you think
of this person? I go, doesn't matter what I think.
You have to get to know everyone and decide on
your own, decide for yourself. We like you, know you
don't like. Everybody has different qualities and everybody likes people
for different reasons.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I agree, and I think that's smart and I think
that's fair, and I think that's why you're so likable
is because I think you're a fair sweet, genuine persons, Michael.
The jet etiquette and the Richard Branson on speed dial
is iconic and epic if nothing else. Again, you should
be a regular castmate if that's what you want. At
(19:48):
what point did you decide to call Richard Branson and
big dog the entire situation?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Because that was like epic, That was epic.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
It doesn't get any more big dog than Richard Branson
speed down and he showed his face.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
He's so cute, he's so cool. Well he you know,
I love I.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Like going on virgin I'm a virgin how and and
he's very generous and you know, he just wanted to
do something nice.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
For my wedding. And then my bosses were like, hey,
get him on camera, and I'm like, ah, ask and
you know, thing go. You know, he's a smart man.
That's a smart move also on his part, it's it's
good for everyone. Thankst.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I agree, Dick Branson.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
The jet etiquette and you and Alexia deciding to stay
back on your own. How good did that feel to
do that with with your homegirl Alexia, to stay off
the jet because the seating chart and the seating arrangements
and all that stuff. You can't go to the bathroom.
You can't do this in the bathroom. I thought you
guys made the smart decision.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I mean, honestly, I'm okay with the rules. It's not
a big deal. And I don't like I personally, you know,
I don't want to get too graphic, but going to
the bathroom is not something that I would be worried about.
For Marisol. I can control myself, Like that's a problem.
Actually it was more like all the fighting. I was
(21:21):
so tired of the fighting and the screaming, like that
cuts so much out of it. At the dinners every night,
it was yelling and screaming and everyone's looking at us.
And there's one thing that I a stickler for his manners,
Like I am a polite person. I respect people's time.
I don't like vulgarity. I like good table manners. You know.
(21:41):
I curse like a sailor when I drink. My dad
was a sailor. I got that from her. I do him, sorry,
I do. But manners is like a thing for me.
So when everyone's screaming and I'm mortified, like that really
bothers me. And I just had enough of it and
we were supposed to go there for Alexia to you know,
distract her from top. But meanwhile everyone else is fighting
about all this other stuff, and I said, let's just
(22:03):
digit So the night before this is a new info.
The night before the flight, I was in my room
and we asked, you know, Julia came back to our room.
We were drinking. Julia is a blast, by the way,
She's so fun. She's adult. I don't think she translates
on camera the way she really is, because she's she's
(22:27):
very like bohemian and artsy and groovy, and her and
her wife are just so cool. I love them. I'm
glad that I've gotten to know them, even though I
knew them from before the show, but like I've gotten
to know her better now. Anyway, I called Julia, we
had her come to the room and you know, and
Adriana came to the room too, and I said, Julia,
(22:48):
are you okay with this? Alexi and I are kind
of thinking, like not going tomorrow, like we can't take
it anymore. And she's like, I understand, don't worry about it.
Like three hours drinking, I'm like, you know, when you're drinking,
asked the same question twenty. I was, but are your
shirt It's okay. We don't go like for real because
we love you and we want to be there for you.
(23:09):
Like we did the whole thing like for three hours.
She's like, no, it's okay, it's okay. So then the
next day I slept on it and I woke up
and I said, bir, let's not go. You can go,
but I don't want to go. She goes, no, no, I
want to stay with you. So she stayed with me,
and that's what happened, and we just you know, Julia
was cool with it. It was fine. And then fast forward,
like I said, you, Adriana was in the room with us,
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and then more things will be revealed.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay, all right, huh.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
But it wasn't on camera. That's all off camera.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You're giving me gold. I'm dying.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I did not like when Adriana was going nuts on
you on the yacht. When that was happening, what he
saw you sort of laughed it off. Were you tripping
out that she was, you know, like attacking you like that?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Okay? So I wasn't laughing. That was like cut from
something else. And they pasted it together and I actually
had a conversation with Lisa about it, because she had
liked to comment where they were saying, oh, I love
the Adrianna did that to Marason. She liked it, and
I'm like, really, Lisa, you liked the Adriana body shaming.
She goes, well, you were laughing. I go, that's how
they cut it, bro that we were not trust me.
(24:27):
I wasn't laughing. Trust me. I was not enjoying be
called an old horror either, you know what I mean.
It wasn't fun. We had done some scenes where we
made up, and we were supposed to get along all season,
and she couldn't. She couldn't help herself. She couldn't, she
couldn't keep it. Julia's already told me she can't stand me,
and I said, really, I hadn't noticed. You know that
(24:49):
there's just a hate for me that she can't get over.
And I said, well, you know what am I supposed
to do about that?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
My man has to get over.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And I'm always forgiving, you know, I feel like I
feel like I feel bad for her. I feel sad
for her. You know, her life is not it's not stable.
I don't know. I don't want to get.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Me, you know, what I mean, I got you were
you tripping out with the Lisa Larsa following unfollowing Marcus.
I didn't understand what, like Lisa, why she was so
reluctant to why are you following Marcus Jordan in the
first place. It's not Michael Jordan, it's not Air Jordan,
it's not even Nike. And then when your friend, your homegirl,
(25:33):
your bro breaks up with her, even in the fact
they're in this friend circle, it's like, unfollow this, dude.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I agree one hundred percent. I don't know why she
was so stummoring about it, but I guess. I guess
in hindsight, she just didn't want to be told what
to do. But we told her LUSA and follow him.
You met him through Larsa. This doesn't even make sense.
That's not girl coed, Like, you can't do that. And
I had a situation like that too with my ax,
(26:02):
Like he ran a big restaurant here. He'd invite all
my friends and to eat for free. When we were
broken up. I was like, guys, please, and then he'd
sit down and talk about them and like, don't do
that to me. I cut so many people out of
my life. I was very very on Lars's side because
I've been there.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I get it. I was on our side too.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
When you're not filming the show, when you're not on uh,
when you're with your husband, what's the one thing that
you want fans to know about you that we don't
get to see on camera?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh God, I don't know. I'm very like I don't
leave my house. I'm very like reclusive. Like I'm like,
I'm always in sweat. See I got my sweat song, Michael.
I just kind of found I put I have ban
and earrings for us so that I would look good
from the I should have stock in aviatornation. I live
in this stuff so soft, it's like baby foreskin, so good.
(26:59):
Liven't it. I live in it. I'm always in sweats.
I never want to leave my house. I make plans
all the time. I cancel them all the time. Like
I make plans with people a week before and then
I'm like when the day comes around, I'm like, oh,
and I come up with something, and I don't go
unless it's work and like making money and like structured shit,
(27:20):
then I will pull it together. But otherwise I'm like
a homebody.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I hear you, so am I As far as other
reality shows, are you watching any who gives you joy?
What shows are you watching? What shows have you watched?
What shows get you excited?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
So I love anything like any kind of true story
movie or documentary. I love all that stuff, especially when
it's like murderous and crazy, like you know, I think
I could commit the perfect murderer by now because I've
watched so much of this and I love TLC. I love, okay,
all those shows on TLC, like these people, like where
(27:58):
do they find them? They fascinate me. Plaothfill Have you
seen Plathfill?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
No? I heard. It's good.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Like everyone looks like children of the Corn. It's like
a huge family and they're like religious, but they're I
don't get it. I'm still trying to figure it out,
but I'm fascinating. I'll watch the same episode ten times over,
just like R Repeat. I really don't even watch other
Bravo shows I love to watch, like ninety Day Fiance,
(28:26):
ninety Fiance, I bro ninety and Reverse. I don't have
a million of them my ten thousand pound life. You know,
I don't like to watch horners. That kind of creeps
me out. But yeah, TLC is damn.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, it's it's a different vibe than Bravo. It's it
is I.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Don't know peopall like that, so they fascinate me.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, all right, Mary. So I don't want to keep you.
I just want to make sure you understand how much
joy you have brought me and my wife and so
many of the fans of Real Housewives in Miami. And
I know you're not a big pot cast person, so
I really monitor having at I'm.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Already in it now, I'm in it. I'm having a blast.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Are you going to Bravo con? Yes, you come for Bravoca. Yeah.
I don't know if I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I mean the last time I was there, when I
was in Vegas, I think I stayed a couple of
I mean Vegas, it takes years off your life.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't like it there.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's intense.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
There's like an energy there that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, so I'm not sure I'm gonna go. But if
I go, obviously I would love to hang out with
you and.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You know and cockies. Do you drink?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, I'm more of a like a wine guy, like
I like my wine and stuff like that, But I
would have a screwdriver with you any day, anytime, any place,
for breakfast, anytime.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Any place, Marisol, Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
It's a date. All right.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Well, I appreciate you. I'm not going to keep you
any longer. I really really appreciate you coming on on
the podcast. Like I said, you give me just joy.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Thanks Michael, You're amazing and I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
And if there's anything ever I could do for you to,
you know, return the favor of you coming on, do
not hesitate? All right?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh god, I don't. Yeah, I'm gonna come knock.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
And if I need a favor anytime, anytime.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Thank you. Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I want to thank Marisol for being with me on
Rap Ports Reality. I am sorry that Kibi wasn't available
for this interview. I take responsibility obviously. Tell a friend
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(30:42):
Reports Reality.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
I am done. Thank you guys for listening.
I know you don't do a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I honestly am honored of a little nervous to even
be talking to you because I'm such a big fan.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Get out of here, Michael. What are you talking about?
Your star movie star? Give me a break.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Are you guys aware of how good this season is?
Like when you're watching it back? What do you think
of this season and how is it for you to
sort of absorb it?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Well, first of all, I think everyone is so damn funny.
When I see Lisa and larsa fight, I get the
giggles like they're hysterical. When I did the whole thing
with the Tito's bottle, my husband's like.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Really, Marisole, Ah, you just gave me breaking news because
that relationship and that storyline has been intense.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I can't tell you. Gotta keep watching because I'm kind
of involved in that. So let's just snip it. Wow. Back,
we're back.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Rapaport's reality brewing with excitement, very excited.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We have.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Somebody. I think we spoke this into Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
We did well, I don't know who did I think
we did.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think you.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Brought Marisol into my life. You you've been on the
Marisol Patent.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Absolutely, and when we ran into her at Bravo Con,
she was come, do you remember her walking towards us?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And you said, Maddie Saul muddy. So I don't think you.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Quite put it together as fast as I did. But
I couldn't believe she was live and directly in front
of me.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
And we have Mary Saul Patent on the podcast today,
Rapaport's Reality. Marysol is our guest. I screwed up because
I organized, well listen, I was on Marisol time. I will,
I will say when you got Marisol, and she says,
I'll do the podcast whenever you want.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
You just go jump at the time. You don't, I understand.
I don't negotiate Marisol's time.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
She would have stayed listen, she said, whenever she was
so excited to do, but she said eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I said fine.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Unbeknownst to me, Kibi had an appointment that she had
to go to that we couldn't change. So I had
to do this interview with Mary Saul from arguably one
of the greatest seasons of Real Housewives ever. I put
this season in Miami up with.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, I agree, totally fantastic. Fantastic. I am jealous.
I hope that you asked her about the cocktail situation.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'm asking about cockys. Is there anything else I should
ask her?
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Ask her about what she thinks of Stephanie. Oh, yes,
ask her about Adriana and the whole wretched rotchet thing.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, yes, yes, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
I'm just I can't believe that you get to like
talk to her.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm nervous, are you, babe? I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
I'm too nervous to talk to her because I think
she's just everything.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I hope my nerves don't come across without further ado,
rap Reports Reality. We have an absolutely special, fantastic guest
from the Real Housewives of Miami. Maddie Saul Is with
me on Rapaport's Reality.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I am such a.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Fucking fan of yours. I just I gotta I just
got a fawn.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
But my wife, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
No no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I have to fall on behalf of me and my
wife and I'm sure so many other people. You have
given us so much joy over the years. You are
so fun so light, so funny, so self effacing, and
the fact that your husband has married you three times
is is relationship goals?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And I just want to marry me more. Yeah, I
mean this is just the beginning. Like what are we
going for?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Five?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Six? Like, do you have plans for the first I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Think we have to put a number on it, Michael. Honestly,
I feel like I'm just like it's like a birthday.
You just keep celebrating it every year.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
You know, Well, this season in particular, I mean I
just feel like you. I've always loved you, but this
season in particular, the show and you and just all
of it has just been like another level. So I
know you don't do a lot of podcasts. I honestly
am honored. I'm a little nervous to even be talking
to you because I'm such a big fan.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Get out of here, Michael, what are you talking about?
Your star movie star?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Give me a break, you give me joy, you give
me joints. So I'll just jump into this.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I won't keep you.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Long, honestly, No, I'm good. I'm good. We can talk
as long as you want. Honestly, I think that the
only reason they let me stay on the shows because
I tell jokes and I make people laugh. Otherwise, I
am not housewife material at all.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Why do you say that you don't think your housewife
material because I think it's.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Very confrontational and you know, argumentative, and that's just not
my vibe. You know, that's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But I think that's one of the things that make
you such a great housewife. And I'll say, you know,
I've refer to Miami particularly this season, like the show
and the cast has all its all its decency and
integrity intact. Like I feel like you know, it doesn't
get too dark, it doesn't get too shady, it doesn't
(05:32):
get too confrontational. I feel like you guys are in
a sweet spot, particularly this season. Like it gets kooky,
it gets wacky, there's been beefs, there's been discussions over
ratchet and wretched, but it hasn't gotten too dark.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
And I think you're.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
One of the reasons why it keeps all its integrity intact.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Wow, thank you. I think it's all. The girls are lovely.
Quite frankly, I love all of them, even the ones
that you think that I don't love. I love all
of them. I only have love them. My heart for
all of them. And it's a great it's a collaborative effort.
You know, it's a great team. We have a great team.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Are you guys aware of how good this season is?
Like when you're watching it back, what do you think
of this season? And how is it for you to
sort of absorb it? Because I know, you shoot so
much footage and then they edit it together and you
could be at a dinner for three hours and it
could be, you know, a two minute scene. So how
has this been season been able for you to absorb?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Well, first of all, I think everyone is so damn funny.
When I see Lisa and larsa fight, I get the
giggles like they're hysterical. Everybody's really funny. It's a funny cast,
and miamis full of very happy, funny people. That's just
this kind of town. It's a very different vibe than
New York. It's a very different vibe from California. It's just,
(06:54):
you know, Latinos are funny. I watch it back and
I giggle a lot. Obviously, I'm like, oh shit, I
wish they would have used this, and they didn't, and
now I'm in this pickle and the audience is get it.
But you know, everything eventually hopefully gets aired and showing.
Have you seen the entire season? Because you asked me
a question that was like, I don't even didn't even
(07:15):
know the answer. I don't remember seeing it. It was something.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
About I've only seen what's been aired, like I'm watching it,
you know, with the people in real time. You know,
I'm just absorbing it and loving it in real time.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh okay, okay, okay, yeah, because I like, you know, whatever,
you can cut it out. One of the questions, I
was like, I don't remember that. Like this happens to
me and my confessionals. They'll ask me something. I'm like,
I said that that happened. I don't remember, and then
I just make up shit and say whatever. And then
I watch it back and I'm like, oh my god,
I can't beieve I sound bet or did that. When
I did the whole thing with the Tito's bottle. Oh
(07:50):
my god. My husband's like, really, marasshole. I'm like, I'm like, boomy,
I know it's television. I have to be entertaining.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You're entertaining. When you first heard about doing the show,
what did you think you were getting yourself into? Okay,
because now that you're seven seasons into it, you know
what it is.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But when you first started, what did you imagine this was?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
I had no idea. So I had a friend that
was doing some castings, and I had a very very
big pr from here, very successful, and I worked with
very high in luxury brands, so I knew all the
wealthy people in town. That's why they would hire me.
So I would bring the people to buy their stuff.
(08:40):
So the casting director caused me, says, hey, we're looking
for like wealthy women in Miami. There's a show it's
called Miami untitled. Can you help? And I started calling
my usual suspects and they're like, no, my husband's never
going to let me do that. And I was, if
you can believe this, have come a long long way.
So when I would do events for my clients and
(09:02):
we'd have TV cameras there, you know, and they wanted
a sound bite from the owner of the brand or whatever,
they'd always be like, oh, Maras, how can you speak
for me? And said, oh no, that makes me sweat,
Like I'm very camera shy, Like I can't do any
of that. And so I looked at my business partner
at the time and I said, God, there's this little
voice inside of me saying I should try out. And
(09:23):
she's like, you, you hate cameras, And I said, I don't know.
Something in my gut is telling me to go. I
didn't know what I was going to. I went. I
had Bell's palsy at the time, so my face was
like this, And all I did was make fun of
myself the whole time. And they picked me. I don't
know why they picked me, but they picked me. In
here I am and I didn't know what I was
(09:45):
getting into. I didn't know what I was doing. None
of us did. Alexia was my really good friend at
the time too. We worked together. She had a magazine.
None of us knew what we were doing. It was
just like they had us do these little cooking show dinners.
I don't know if you've gone back to season, but
that's what it was all about. And then they called
us before they were going to air and said, we're
(10:05):
gonna call it Mimmy Housewives. Would I'll buy the I
was a huge fan of Orange County. I was watching
that and I used to watch it back in the
day and think, oh, I want to do that. Little
did I know, like three years later, I get a
call and I end up doing something like that.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Do people trip out when they see you? Like Bravo
fans and Real Housewif fans are so hardcore, Like I like,
I said, I'm tripping out that you're even on my podcast,
Like when fans see you, they must not Michael, I
am telling you. I am telling you when we're people.
He's star I know, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Pretty star Ward dime a dozen.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No, especially not now.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I feel like it's a golden era right now, the
golden era of reality TV. But like when people meet you,
like what is their reaction in general? Like do they
trip out? And what's been the craziest reaction?
Speaker 3 (10:56):
So usually it's like, oh, oh my god, Hi, I
love you. And then I'm like, you want to take
a picture because people are shy about that or they're
just saying I get a picture, or it's usually if
it's a man, he'll be like, my wife's a huge
fan and I have a photo. I'm like, okay, yeah,
so you know what I mean. So it's that kind
(11:18):
of thing. But I actually had like a real trippy
thing happen. You're not gonna be surprised, but you may
be surprised. So back in the day before there was
Instagram and it was just Twitter when we were on Obviously,
I had a lot of girls working for me in
the PR firm, and one of my girls was like
monitoring Twitter and she's like Chrisy Pagan, John Legend's girlfriend.
(11:39):
They were boyfriend girl on time saying horrible things about
your mother, about her face and making fun of her.
And I was like, I don't even know who that is.
I knew who John was because I would hire him
to like, we would open a lot of the w
hotels around the country and he would perform and you
know piano. He was fabulous, But I didn't know who
she was. Fast forward. I go to a swim week
(12:00):
of it and my girl is with me and she's like,
there's Quissy diacon and I walk by and she growls.
She's like, oh my god, I'm a big fan of
yours and your mother's And I was like, what, you're
a lawyer. I know what you've been saying on Twitter,
and she's like what everybody else is saying. I'm like,
that doesn't make it right. We had a huge fight.
(12:21):
But fast forward, that was the craziest thing that ever
happened me. Fast forward when season four came back, she
sent me a really nice d M. She's like, you know,
it's not a day that goes by and I feel
bad about all of that, and I apologize and I
was like, listen, we're different people. Your mother now, I'm
a very forgiving person. Don't worry about it. Let's move
the needle forward. I go, I'm going to follow you,
and she's on, I'm going to follow you too. And
(12:42):
that was the end of that. But that was a
weird fan moment for me.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good story. That's
a good moment, and it's good that it comes full circle.
And you know, I think reality shows and reality stars,
you know, I think the one thing that people tend
to do is we take for granted that you guys
are putting it all on the line, the good ones,
the bad ones, the ones we like, the ones we
(13:08):
don't like. I really appreciate and respect even the ones
that are, you know, not my favorites. I respect that
they're sort of being put out there like that for
our entertainment. So you got to respect it, even if
you can't stand their characters.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
On the show.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But for you guys, you're playing yourself, so I know
it's hard.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, and a lot of criticism comes with that. Not
everybody likes it, and sometimes people say, like not in
my case because I don't really have much storyline because
I'm just a friend. But you know, people are very
divided in other people's real life traumas, and I think
it's very hard for the girls when they're laying it
all out there and getting criticized.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
So right now, you're officially still just a friend. Yeah,
I gotta tell you, you have to get your official orange.
You are such a fucking housewife, and so you have
to get your mohito. You have to get all like
you should be full time because what you've done, particularly
this season, like you've been like top ten. Like right now,
(14:24):
you and Alexia to me are the dynamic duel or on Bravo,
Like there's no better duo than the two of you
guys when you're together.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Thank you, Thank you so much, Michael. I really appreciate
that we're just doing being ourselves like we are every
day because we're like and I think it's just a
natural it's a natural chemistry and it just plays off
really well on camera. We're so a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
How are things?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
We are things now with her relationship because that storyline
has been you know.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Don't be happier. I had a relationship with a narcissists
before my husban, and I tell her every day because
he wants to get back with her. He's always I'm
gonna marry you again. I'm like, do not talk to him,
and you have to block him because the cycle will
repeat itself, and you know it's time to like, you know,
starting a chapter.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Wow, holy shit.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, well that's you just gave me breaking news because
that relationship and that storyline has been intense, and uh,
you know, everybody's team Alexia and her sons, and you
know everybody is team Alexia in this situation.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Let me ask you a question. You are known for
your cockies.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
First of all, how many people have come to you,
if none, how many people have come to you to
start your own cocky brand?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I I was going to and I had a contract
with Pitbull, you know, the singer Pitbull Cuban. Yeah, so
he has a vodka called Bolli and we were gonna
do cockies, but it just kind of took long time,
and it kind of like fell at the wayside and
then it just didn't happen. No one comes to me
(16:08):
to say I want to do cockies, but everybody says
to me, when are you coming out with cockies? Everybody like,
literally all over the world.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
You have to come out with your own brand of cockies.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
All right.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I've been saying, No, it's easier said than done. It's
easier said than done.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Expensive Michael, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
I know, it's it's not like snap your finger. I
know it's easier said than done. But I think people
would be behind it.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I would like to do. If I was going to
do it, it would be mixers. That way, we could just
ship it anywhere and then you could make your own
make it strong or as light, it's not a stip,
or whatever you want, and do your own recipes. That's
what I would do. Because the liquor business is tough,
and I used to represent the brands. It is like
gangster business.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Right right, right, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
I want to get your opinion your favorite Sunday afternoon cocky.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Well, I love screwdrivers with fresh oja. That's my jam
morning noon to night. You can't go wrong with a screwdriver.
You can't go wrong with a screwdriver, I'm telling you.
But I have to be fresh orange juice because if
it's pre bo like you know what I mean, fresh squeeze,
nothing like it? How the when we hang up?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
So if I said your favorite Friday evening cocky screwdriver.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Row driver, I'm breaking screwdrivers.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay, all right, all right, you got to put out
some screwdrivers. Uh, there's been a lot of debate, a
lot of discussion. Is your opinion? Was it ratchet or
was it wretched? Was it ratchet or was it wretched?
Or does it even matter?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
At this point you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Got I can't tell you. You got to keep watching because
I'm kind of involved in that. So let's just sip it. Wow, Wow,
it'll come out. Just keep wow.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
That is exciting to hear that it's still I'm fucking dying.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm dying that you're making my heart palpitate, Marisol. The
drama Stephanie, in my opinion, has been a great addition
to the show. I know people are divided. Some people
like her, some people don't like her. She came in
to court degree.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
You can't have everybody like you boring. She's perfect. She's
the best thing that happened to us.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I totally agree. I totally agree.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And I think that she came in, and especially in
a freshman season, to come in and be so abrasive,
to be so likable, to be to be everything.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I agree, I like her, but she is like she's.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Been doing it for years. She rolled right in, no problem,
and she's friends with all the girls. She was very
smart and made friendships with everybody. She didn't just like
pick some sides like. She made friends with everyone, and
may I agree. I think maybe not with Lisa so
much because she was so close to Larsa, but with
everybody else. She really made an effort to get to
(19:07):
know everyone. And we talked about it. She was like,
I said, you, she goes, well, what do you think
of this person? I go, doesn't matter what I think.
You have to get to know everyone and decide on
your own, decide for yourself. We like you, know you
don't like. Everybody has different qualities and everybody likes people
for different reasons.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I agree, and I think that's smart and I think
that's fair, and I think that's why you're so likable
is because I think you're a fair sweet, genuine persons, Michael.
The jet etiquette and the Richard Branson on speed dial
is iconic and epic if nothing else. Again, you should
be a regular castmate if that's what you want. At
(19:48):
what point did you decide to call Richard Branson and
big dog the entire situation?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Because that was like epic, That was epic.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
It doesn't get any more big dog than Richard Branson
speed down and he showed his face.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
He's so cute, he's so cool. Well he you know,
I love I.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Like going on virgin I'm a virgin how and and
he's very generous and you know, he just wanted to
do something nice.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
For my wedding. And then my bosses were like, hey,
get him on camera, and I'm like, ah, ask and
you know, thing go. You know, he's a smart man.
That's a smart move also on his part, it's it's
good for everyone. Thankst.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I agree, Dick Branson.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
The jet etiquette and you and Alexia deciding to stay
back on your own. How good did that feel to
do that with with your homegirl Alexia, to stay off
the jet because the seating chart and the seating arrangements
and all that stuff. You can't go to the bathroom.
You can't do this in the bathroom. I thought you
guys made the smart decision.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I mean, honestly, I'm okay with the rules. It's not
a big deal. And I don't like I personally, you know,
I don't want to get too graphic, but going to
the bathroom is not something that I would be worried about.
For Marisol. I can control myself, Like that's a problem.
Actually it was more like all the fighting. I was
(21:21):
so tired of the fighting and the screaming, like that
cuts so much out of it. At the dinners every night,
it was yelling and screaming and everyone's looking at us.
And there's one thing that I a stickler for his manners,
Like I am a polite person. I respect people's time.
I don't like vulgarity. I like good table manners. You know.
(21:41):
I curse like a sailor when I drink. My dad
was a sailor. I got that from her. I do him, sorry,
I do. But manners is like a thing for me.
So when everyone's screaming and I'm mortified, like that really
bothers me. And I just had enough of it and
we were supposed to go there for Alexia to you know,
distract her from top. But meanwhile everyone else is fighting
about all this other stuff, and I said, let's just
(22:03):
digit So the night before this is a new info.
The night before the flight, I was in my room
and we asked, you know, Julia came back to our room.
We were drinking. Julia is a blast, by the way,
She's so fun. She's adult. I don't think she translates
on camera the way she really is, because she's she's
(22:27):
very like bohemian and artsy and groovy, and her and
her wife are just so cool. I love them. I'm
glad that I've gotten to know them, even though I
knew them from before the show, but like I've gotten
to know her better now. Anyway, I called Julia, we
had her come to the room and you know, and
Adriana came to the room too, and I said, Julia,
(22:48):
are you okay with this? Alexi and I are kind
of thinking, like not going tomorrow, like we can't take
it anymore. And she's like, I understand, don't worry about it.
Like three hours drinking, I'm like, you know, when you're drinking,
asked the same question twenty. I was, but are your
shirt It's okay. We don't go like for real because
we love you and we want to be there for you.
(23:09):
Like we did the whole thing like for three hours.
She's like, no, it's okay, it's okay. So then the
next day I slept on it and I woke up
and I said, bir, let's not go. You can go,
but I don't want to go. She goes, no, no, I
want to stay with you. So she stayed with me,
and that's what happened, and we just you know, Julia
was cool with it. It was fine. And then fast forward,
like I said, you, Adriana was in the room with us,
(23:31):
and then more things will be revealed.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay, all right, huh.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
But it wasn't on camera. That's all off camera.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
You're giving me gold. I'm dying.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I did not like when Adriana was going nuts on
you on the yacht. When that was happening, what he
saw you sort of laughed it off. Were you tripping
out that she was, you know, like attacking you like that?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Okay? So I wasn't laughing. That was like cut from
something else. And they pasted it together and I actually
had a conversation with Lisa about it, because she had
liked to comment where they were saying, oh, I love
the Adrianna did that to Marason. She liked it, and
I'm like, really, Lisa, you liked the Adriana body shaming.
She goes, well, you were laughing. I go, that's how
they cut it, bro that we were not trust me.
(24:27):
I wasn't laughing. Trust me. I was not enjoying be
called an old horror either, you know what I mean.
It wasn't fun. We had done some scenes where we
made up, and we were supposed to get along all season,
and she couldn't. She couldn't help herself. She couldn't, she
couldn't keep it. Julia's already told me she can't stand me,
and I said, really, I hadn't noticed. You know that
(24:49):
there's just a hate for me that she can't get over.
And I said, well, you know what am I supposed
to do about that?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
My man has to get over.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And I'm always forgiving, you know, I feel like I
feel like I feel bad for her. I feel sad
for her. You know, her life is not it's not stable.
I don't know. I don't want to get.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
Me, you know, what I mean, I got you were
you tripping out with the Lisa Larsa following unfollowing Marcus.
I didn't understand what, like Lisa, why she was so
reluctant to why are you following Marcus Jordan in the
first place. It's not Michael Jordan, it's not Air Jordan,
it's not even Nike. And then when your friend, your homegirl,
(25:33):
your bro breaks up with her, even in the fact
they're in this friend circle, it's like, unfollow this, dude.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I agree one hundred percent. I don't know why she
was so stummoring about it, but I guess. I guess
in hindsight, she just didn't want to be told what
to do. But we told her LUSA and follow him.
You met him through Larsa. This doesn't even make sense.
That's not girl coed, Like, you can't do that. And
I had a situation like that too with my ax,
(26:02):
Like he ran a big restaurant here. He'd invite all
my friends and to eat for free. When we were
broken up. I was like, guys, please, and then he'd
sit down and talk about them and like, don't do
that to me. I cut so many people out of
my life. I was very very on Lars's side because
I've been there.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I get it. I was on our side too.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
When you're not filming the show, when you're not on uh,
when you're with your husband, what's the one thing that
you want fans to know about you that we don't
get to see on camera?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh God, I don't know. I'm very like I don't
leave my house. I'm very like reclusive. Like I'm like,
I'm always in sweat. See I got my sweat song, Michael.
I just kind of found I put I have ban
and earrings for us so that I would look good
from the I should have stock in aviatornation. I live
in this stuff so soft, it's like baby foreskin, so good.
(26:59):
Liven't it. I live in it. I'm always in sweats.
I never want to leave my house. I make plans
all the time. I cancel them all the time. Like
I make plans with people a week before and then
I'm like when the day comes around, I'm like, oh,
and I come up with something, and I don't go
unless it's work and like making money and like structured shit,
(27:20):
then I will pull it together. But otherwise I'm like
a homebody.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
I hear you, so am I As far as other
reality shows, are you watching any who gives you joy?
What shows are you watching? What shows have you watched?
What shows get you excited?
Speaker 3 (27:38):
So I love anything like any kind of true story
movie or documentary. I love all that stuff, especially when
it's like murderous and crazy, like you know, I think
I could commit the perfect murderer by now because I've
watched so much of this and I love TLC. I love, okay,
all those shows on TLC, like these people, like where
(27:58):
do they find them? They fascinate me. Plaothfill Have you
seen Plathfill?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
No? I heard. It's good.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Like everyone looks like children of the Corn. It's like
a huge family and they're like religious, but they're I
don't get it. I'm still trying to figure it out,
but I'm fascinating. I'll watch the same episode ten times over,
just like R Repeat. I really don't even watch other
Bravo shows I love to watch, like ninety Day Fiance,
(28:26):
ninety Fiance, I bro ninety and Reverse. I don't have
a million of them my ten thousand pound life. You know,
I don't like to watch horners. That kind of creeps
me out. But yeah, TLC is damn.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, it's it's a different vibe than Bravo. It's it
is I.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Don't know peopall like that, so they fascinate me.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, all right, Mary. So I don't want to keep you.
I just want to make sure you understand how much
joy you have brought me and my wife and so
many of the fans of Real Housewives in Miami. And
I know you're not a big pot cast person, so
I really monitor having at I'm.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Already in it now, I'm in it. I'm having a blast.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Are you going to Bravo con? Yes, you come for Bravoca. Yeah.
I don't know if I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
I mean the last time I was there, when I
was in Vegas, I think I stayed a couple of
I mean Vegas, it takes years off your life.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
I don't like it there.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's intense.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
There's like an energy there that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, so I'm not sure I'm gonna go. But if
I go, obviously I would love to hang out with
you and.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You know and cockies. Do you drink?
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, I'm more of a like a wine guy, like
I like my wine and stuff like that, But I
would have a screwdriver with you any day, anytime, any place,
for breakfast, anytime.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Any place, Marisol, Oh, I love it.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
It's a date. All right.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Well, I appreciate you. I'm not going to keep you
any longer. I really really appreciate you coming on on
the podcast. Like I said, you give me just joy.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Thanks Michael, You're amazing and I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
And if there's anything ever I could do for you to,
you know, return the favor of you coming on, do
not hesitate? All right?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh god, I don't. Yeah, I'm gonna come knock.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
And if I need a favor anytime, anytime.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Thank you. Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I want to thank Marisol for being with me on
Rap Ports Reality. I am sorry that Kibi wasn't available
for this interview. I take responsibility obviously. Tell a friend
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I am done. Thank you guys for listening.
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