Welcome to the debut episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the launch of the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for & they're here to discuss: The most important thing about recording a podcast, what they've been watching, the lawsuits currently in the Bravo world & those coming for Andy Cohen, Michael being on Watch What Happens Live 30 times & how Kebe introduced him to the wonderful world of reality television, always arriving early to WWHL tapings, seeing real housewives in real life, Vanderpump Rules Season 11 & how Scandoval has twisted Tom Sandoval and the whole cast, the new stars in the reality universe, DJ James Kennedy getting his dog back, hanging with The Tom Tom's & other stars at BravoCon in Las Vegas, arguments & prisoners of fame & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
All right, Oh my gosh, it is time.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's here, the launch of the reality podcast. The entire
reality world has been waiting for Rapaports Reality.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, we're doing.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It, starring Kimi Rapaport. Hello and me, Michael Rapaport.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the very very first episode.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I can tell you're nervous. I am. I'm really nervous.
I know. We did.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We did a pilot. Did anybody here? Nobody heard it.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, nobody heard the pilot. But it was great. It
got us on. iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
iHeart Radio, the home of so many classic I.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Know, I know. But you're a professional at this. The
reason why I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You're all fucking nervous to ship.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's just you and I sitting here. I'm nervous just
because you're really good at it, and you've given me
a lot of pointers, and I just want to impress you,
and I want, you know, the people to listen.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
The people are going to listen to. People are gonna
like you. I gave you a little tech I freak.
I think I freaked out with your technical discord. But
because because if anybody's listening to this. It's thinking about
recording a podcast. The most important thing is not your content.
The most important thing is not what you're talking about.
It's not your logo, it's not your social media. The
very most important thing about recording any podcast is recording the.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Podcast, actually recording it, because if.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You if you record the podcast and don't press the
right button to save the podcast, then you have to
re record your podcast. And in the early days of
the I Am Rapport stereo podcast, it happened about three
to four times.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I've heard you scream a lot of bad words, saying
oh shit, oh shit, and.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
See why are you cursing? Oh no, why are you
I said.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That I was not gonna curse, And listen, there you
are saying, sorry, I didn't you can say you can.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, no, we don't have a believe I mean you
can curse.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm not going to. I I just.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Want to let people know this isn't gonna be the
normal Michael Rapport.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
The fuck this fuck bad doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm just letting people know this is let me just
say this and then I'll let you go into your thing.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
For those of you who don't know, my wife and.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I lap up so much reality TV, because I'm sure
some of you people are like, wait, Michael Rapport, reality
TV all we watch besides sports and and full transparency.
I haven't been able to watch as much sports in
the last few months because of the traveling, because of
the chaos, and because we've been so behind on reality TV.
(02:47):
But for those of you who don't know, I'm a
reality TV junkie. My wife Kibi is a reality TV junkie.
It's a different side of me, it's a different po you.
So if you expect them to go shit, fuck, motherfucker,
fuck this person calling anybody stains of dicks and all that,
that's not going to be this episode.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's not going to be this podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The Rapports Reality is about our love for reality TV,
our love for each other. Yes, the struggles, the highs
and lows of more.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Highs and more reality, and the depths and the light
side of our relationship.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'd say the light side of our relationship. There's really
not many lows in dark side. You know, I can
not on my part. Let's just say yes. Anyway, we're
we're in the throes of twenty twenty four reality TV.
There's so much, there's so much reality TV, and we've
had to play a little bit of catch up, a
(03:43):
lot of catch up actually, because there's so much reality
TV and there's so little time. And right now we
have and full transparency as of the recording of this episode.
We are behind on The Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Really badly on The Bachelor. Actually, we're about.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Four episodes, three episodes behind on the Batcher. We're up
to speed on.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Trade Traders, which is.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
A thing, sleeper, sleeper reality TV show, competitive show. Shout
out to Phaedra, fout out to Chara, Shout out to
the whole.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All those people.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Some of these people. I don't know, but it's a
great show. I'm not here to describe or break down
what Traders is. If you don't know, you better ask somebody.
We have the Real Housewives of Potomac. We have the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is heading into a reunion.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Behind on Love is Blind.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We're behind all Love Is Blind. We're caught up on
vander Pump Rules, We're caught up on all the lawsuits. Damn,
who is Andy Cohen's lawyer? Let's just jump into that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, let's say it.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
What is the problem with this I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
What do you think? Because you know what I said
to you. You know I said to you this money?
You know what f that? Because you've done You're at
thirty times congratulations to you, thirty times on watch What Live?
And not one time has Andy ever asked you for
the to do the booger sugar?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Is that what you He's never ever ever been around
Andy Cohen many many many times, not one time. Thirty times.
I'll watch What Happens a lot. Maybe I should be offended.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
We should? We should?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I mean, why can't I get offered the booger sugar?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I mean the amount of people that are trying to
it's ladies, Nini, you were great.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
On the Real House her because she's trying to ruin
we should? We should Sue McSweeney, is that mixsweet?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't even know her name anymore. I raised her
from my memory because she's trying to ruin house These
people are trying to ruin Housewives for us, Like, what's deal?
So you're off the show and you just want to
ruin it for everybody?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What is the problem?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know. No, really, what do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think personally, this would I think. I think that
these women come from nowhere. They get a lot of success,
a lot of opportunit unities. They get amount of fame
that's unusual. The kind of fame is in the unusual. Look,
we squeal and squawk when we see them. Yeah, it's true,
(06:09):
and we see them all the time. So there's other
people that squeal and squawk. They get brand deals, they
get a couple of little Instagram you know videos, uh,
you know, for sponsorship, this, that and the third. And
then when they're off the show, you still are being recognized.
People are still coming up to you on the street
telling you you're great, especially Meani. Nini's like, you can't
(06:30):
if Meini wasn't Nani, she'd still be noticeable when she
walks on the room.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
She's tall, she got the blonde hair, She's a big presence.
And then it goes away and it goes away quickly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
But you know, with Leah McSweeney in particular, the accusations
and the things she's saying, you know, the offering of
alcohol and the drugs and all this stuff. Her behavior
on the show. I know she got sober, but that
was no one's putting a gun to your head on
the show, saying to do these things. She did this willingly.
She knew what it was.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
She said she was a badass bitch and that's right.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And she's as naked throwing sky torches like you did
all this. This was you, girl like and now you're off.
I wonder if some of it is. Now that you're off,
you're not asked back, You're kind of embarrassed by your behavior.
This is celluloid, it's out there forever, it's not going away.
And you feel a little like dare I say, like embarrassed, ashamed?
(07:27):
You wanted a race. You kind of don't have a
job anymore. You're not feeling valid. Maybe you're mob married
to the mob.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Shit's not selling Rihanna's not posting for you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
An yeah you're done though, Like you feel t shirt
and like maybe you just feeling like is this a thing?
Like I don't know, it would feel really sad if
that's the case.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I think it's a combination of of all those things.
And I say this with no malice, but so many
of these women that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Would suck though, that would suck if that's the reason,
Like or does she really have real at it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm sure her feelings are valid, but that doesn't mean,
you know, like.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Take somebody else own and to try.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
To sue somebody that like for the kind of things
they're trying to sue. I don't think people understand how
hard it is to sue, how hard it is to sue,
how taxing, how expensive, how much time it takes, and
how complicated it is to sue somebody for something that
(08:26):
they're trying to sue.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Bravo and Bravo and Andy, Real.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Housewives of New York and all that, like, and just
the whole conglomerate of NBC.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Like.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The thing about Leah is that she was so good
that first season and her whole brand is being a
boss bitch, being an independent bitch, and you know, just
this whole persona. And then when you leave the show,
you're trying to sue.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, and you know it's so interesting. When she came
back to the Girl's Trip, it was a different Leah.
It was kind of a downer Liah. Remember the Girls Church.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
She didn't want to participate, didn't want to participatetion. If
you think it's beneath you leave the show. Because me
as a viewer. If you think it's beneath you, you're
saying I'm beneath you for watching, and you're insulting me.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I love the show.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, you know what, there's one thing about a fandom like,
we don't want to be insulted when we're watching because
we're getting a lot of joy out of this. Don't
insult us.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You didn't go on as bye go do a documentary
about Warren Peace and the history of China in the
seventeenth century on PBS exactly because I'm watching the show,
and I'm watching the show, and I don't feel stupid
for watching the show.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
We're getting joy.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
If you feel stupid doing the show, then you should
not do the show.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But don't like the fife Dog said in the documentary
that I directed Beachrimes in life the Travels of a
Trip Coquest. He said, you don't want to fight the fans.
You don't want to do that. And Leah, you do
not want to fight the fans. And if you houses,
if you think you're better than the show of wah whah. Anyway,
how you feeling, are you calm down now?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm excitement, you know, I think I'm getting the hang
of this. This is really good. Although, Babe, I want
to say, I thought you were going to get me
a different microphone. This is rather heavy. I don't know.
People can't see, but this microphone is heavy, and I
thought we would have a stand maybe. And like some headphones,
Like I see people online they have nice headphones, and
it's rather headphones for I don't know, do people usually
(10:28):
have the headphones.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know your headphones because headphones are for headphones
when you're recording a podcast for me, are annoying because
they're like for to listen to what the other person
is saying. And you know, people can't see us because
we haven't added a video component to it, but we're
sitting one feet away so I could hear you perfectly, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And also, my elbow is killing me because I have
tennis elbow.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You have texting elbow. Okay, Well, texting elbow is a
new tennis.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Elbow, right, you told me that because my phone case
apparently is too big.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, I had an elbow problem and I thought it
was another one of my like this weird problems. And
I went to the doctor and the doctor did an
X ray and he said you have tennis elbow.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And I said, I don't play tennis. Doc, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't play tennis. And he said, are you on
your phone a lot? And I see he's and I
said yes. And he said, I've had so many patients
who have come in with tennis elbow from using their phone.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I told you take off this.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You have a case, I like the square case on it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I told you, I said, I cured my tennis
elbow with a little anti inflammatory. He gave me a
little anti inflammatory and then I changed my case so
it was smaller in my hand and I changed.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Now that's why you have that case that just is
on the top.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Because I and I changed the direction of which I'm texting. Right,
So the only way to fix your texting elbow formerly
known as tennis elbow, is to.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Get rid of this.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You have a case like a box case like a
like this is like from all the.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hip girls have that square case. It looks cool.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, what hip girls are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
All the ones on INSTAGM.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Okay, well they're going to be complaining on Instagram about
having issues.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It's a real thing. My elbow really really hurts, I know,
I know you're right. I remember when you had it,
and you're right, all right, I'm gonna listen to get you.
I don't want the screen to break.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We know we need to get you a screen protector.
You have that something that's carry on.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Nobody cares about it, but people do care about you.
You suffering from tennis elbow. In the last few weeks,
we have been watching all our shows. I also made,
like KEEBI said, my thirtieth appearance on Watch What Happens Live?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I recorded it with the great La La Kent.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Can I just say that I feel totally responsible for
and I'm very proud of your thirtieth time to Watch
What Happened Live? Because when we got back together and
I was so embarrassed of watching the Housewives, and I
was upstairs and your house in La and I was
sneaking watching I think it was Beverly Hills at the time,
and you were watching football downstairs. And you came upstairs,
(12:54):
and I was really embarrassed to be caught watching. And
this is when our love was just deepened. You said,
what is that? And you got so into it and
I said, and Andy came on afterwards, I said, Oh,
my dream would be for you to be on the show.
Remember yes, and look at you know, thirty times.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Thirty episodes.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I know it's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And every time I go on there, I go on
there like with guns blazing.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, we take it serious.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We take it serious. We like to know the questions.
I like to know the topics. I like to prepare
myself because it's a show, ladies and gentlemen, it is
a show. It's a show business. It could be called
business show. You want to go on there, you want
to kick ass. I went on there with Lalla and
when we went back for the thirtieth episode my I
kind of thirtieth episode for the premiere of vander Pump Rules.
(13:43):
Knowing that I was going to be on with Laala,
we were pumped because she's a great Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
She's the best. And whenever you have to do this show,
we always get there early, by the way, like an
hour and a half hour so early, and sometimes.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
They're like, you know, the green room isn't ready, right.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So we have to sit in the hall. And the
funny thing is is that they're sometimes they're pre taping,
which is great. So we're trying to get there early
to see who's what other reality person is there ahead
of time, and we were luckily Ashley Ashley Derby was
shooting who is she taping with?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I cannot remember who the green Ashley Darby was shooting with,
but she she came out.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
We were chit chatting with her. High off of seeing her.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Even though we saw her at Bravo Con, it's like
it's like you're meeting them for the first time.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Every time you meet a real housewife, I.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Get a little I'm nervous with them, Like I'm always
like like it takes me like three seconds to act normal.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I'm like such a fun I never feel like I'm
totally acting totally naughty there.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I know I'm I'm not. I'm playing it off so hardcore.
And then she was like, hey, how you doing, And
she goes, how's the house? And I'm like, but deep, deep, deep,
what house? Like It's so funny that she remembered that
we talked yeah, yeah, and at Bravo Con she remembered.
But so she's like, yeah, girl, you know, I'm just
going Remember when she said she said something about Mike.
(15:00):
Oh she said she was she Oh, I don't want
to I don't think I could say. But she said
she was going on a date. I asked her if
she was dating or something like that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Who she said she was going on a date with.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
She just said I said, are you dating anyway? She goes,
yeah or something. And then he said something like does
he have money?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And you asked does he have money?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
All right? Maybe I said does he have money? Or
I'm just worried about it?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And she says, not Michael money, And I said, I
said something, I thought she was talking about you. Michael
Darby was talking about her husband, her husband, her ex husband.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Well, are they still married?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
No? I don't think they're divorced yet.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
No, they're not divorce.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And then she told us she was going out to
dinner with Giselle and Robin.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Can you imagine? And our house were open. We were like, really,
you actually can we go?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Because can you imagine if you're you're in New York
and you walk into a restaurant on a Wednesday night
now and Ashley Darby, Giselle and Robin are just sitting
there eating like shrimp cocktail with like bread, getting ready
to order their meal.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I would I would about.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
What is your impression of Laala thus far.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
In the much anticipated, much discussed season eleven of Vander
Prmpole's I mean the promotion for season eleven, Tom Sandoval
was on the cover of New York Times magazine. They
did a front page piece on Tom Sandoval in the
(16:24):
New York Times magazine. There's been promos, They're on every
fucking talk show. It's like the launch of season eleven
of Friends or some shit like that. But let's just
jump into the season so far. What is your perspective
on unspecifically Laala?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Sober Lalla.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
She's a she's no longer crazy spray tnd Lala, although
she's spray to hand, but she's not a young woman.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Now, what's my what's the question?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What's your impression on Laala season eleven? Overall impression? What's
your take on Lalla?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think she is motherhood well, I think really got
the best of her, so she's really trying to recover
from that. I think motherhood has softened her. I think
she's really working on herself. Yes, and so I think
and I also think these many years of reality television
has really changed her a lot. So I think we're
(17:17):
going to see a more patient person that might not
be as interesting on reality television. You know, that's just
the truth of it. Then she's growing, so it's not
going to be as volatile Vario.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's it, because she was really when she was volatile.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah. I also I think that you said something about
Tom being on. I think Tom paid attention, he got
maybe got a different publicist.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I don't think I think he I don't think he
got a new publicist, And I don't think there's any
Tom Standable is an incredible He will go down in
history probably if you do the Mount Rushmore of men
on reality TV.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
He's up there for sure, Oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But I mean in terms of villains. But I'm just
saying it is your villain.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Is he a good guy? When he's a villain, he's
so villain. He's so fucked up. He is so whacked
out of his tree because Tom Sandville has been so
scrutinized and so beaten down, and then he goes on
these other reality shows and he's on the reality show
and he's trying to figure it out, but there's cameras
(18:19):
and on.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
The other show, what was the show? These special special.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Forces they're on there beating them up and he's in
cold water and he's crying and he's not crying, and
he's on vander Pump Rules and sometimes he's really crying,
but then sometimes he's fate crying. It's like bad acting,
Like it's like showtime, you know, like late at night
movie acting, and then sometimes there's actual tears.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I don't think he knows what the fuck is going on?
Is it reality? Is it not reality? Is it like
the meta? Like he doesn't know when he's crying, when
he's not crying when he's supposed to go. He's so
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
This whole scannabal has twisted him and bent him out
of shape. It's bent them all out of shape him.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And I got to say, I gotta say, watching this
LA last season, I'm watching it going, like you know what,
I went from like being obsessed with everybody to disliking
all of them. I mean when the last episode, I
was like, Wow, this scene between DJ James Kennedy and
Sandoval was so if this is moving And I was like, Oh,
(19:18):
I don't know, babe, They're all right now in a
stage of not likable ness.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
To me, DJ James Kenny, you still likeable.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
He is That's what I'm saying when I'm like, he's
the most authentic person right now and and law lat
but when those two come out as like the most
authentic people when they were I mean that scene when
they were talking about I mean, Arianna is just like
living her both like I deserve this privilege. I was
scoring the most so I could be the bitiest. Like
(19:48):
it just is all maybe this season, you know, when
things have to go crashing dit like the phoenix has
to go crashing into the earth to rise again. You know,
this is probably what's happening right now, because last night
I was like, I can't take it. This is painful,
Like everybody is pissing me off, Like I don't know,
I don't know. Maybe I was what about Schwartz tired? Oh,
(20:10):
and then Schwartz is just like so he's banged up
to me, banged up and pathetic and like, is this
is growing up on television? Is this just doing everything?
You know?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do you guys like they're going they went through their
twenties and a lot of their thirties on this show. Yeah,
and listen, I say it once, we say it once,
we say it a million times. These are people that
have brought nothing but joy into our lives, so much joy.
(20:40):
Good guys, bad guys, Erica Jane's, Nini Leek's uh Phaedra,
Monica from Real House when ives of Salt Lake City,
who is outstanding this year. We may never hear from
her again. The good ones, the likable ones. But there
is ramifications from doing these shows.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I think so, And I think what I think the
show has to stay on long enough for them all
to like yet through this time. And that's why I'm
saying I like the thing between James and Sandoval because
it seemed like it was so real, Like when they
got up and walked away, I was like, oh, I
think there's some forgiveness right here. Most see what happens
later on this season, but they have to go through
(21:17):
like hell again, and I want them all to heal
and then I want to see them all like really
heal for real and like maybe have kids and like.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
We have to just gonna go on forever.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I don't know, but I feel like we now have
to see them all like kind of get married and
have kids and like because now we're going.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
To follow them till like there's seven I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's like seven up and twenty seven up, remember there
just documentary, Yes, because I feel like if we ended
now it'd be sad.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I was like, where's the show going to go? Because
this year's been very interesting, it hasn't been the explosiveness
that I think people, including myself and we've talked about
it off Mike, that we thought.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
It's kind of like, you know, they're figuring it all out.
You can tell.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
The recognition, like you could see people looking at them.
They're like reality TV stars when they're filming. You see
people filming them in the background. There was such excitement,
such anticipation, But where is it going to go? Because
the highlight thus far, although that is true the episode
that you just mentioned between Tom Sandervial and DJ James
(22:23):
Kennedy respectfully, that was a really good scene. But you know,
James Kennedy respectfully DJ James Kennedy getting back Graham Cracker.
That was kind of like the first sort of break ak.
He's changed his name to Hippie and I think that's fair,
that's smart. Yeah, I think that's fair that you got
to move past it. Yeah, he's got to move past
(22:43):
Do you think so?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I do?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I think, what do you think that? I mean, how
do you think the dog feels about that? You know
what I mean? Like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Know, doesn't have any idea. You know, they're all going
through identity crisis. Yes, it's still great, including Graham Cracker.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I know, but you don't you know how you see
scenes of dogs? I mean we should you see dogs?
And he didn't act like he knew James so well.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That dog just like Tom Sandevil, just like Tom Schwartz,
just like Ariano Maddox is going through an identity crisis,
because if a do that dogs like three years old,
you shouldn't be able to change a three year old
dog's name from Graham Cracker to Hippie.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And not have it paused. Like he said, he's like
he's taking to the name, like like you sure, just
like Rachel, Roquel and everybody. And and Tom was like, yeah,
I knew it. I've been knowing. She was Rachel like,
it's nobody's I don't know, everybody's having it. That's what
I'm saying. I don't know if this is is Roquel,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
And let me tell you something, guys. If Marjorie, Nope,
not gonna say that happen. Guys, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
If Roquel ak Rachel could hold your attention on a podcast,
anything is possible. Anything is possible because God blessed Rachel Roquel.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I would love to see her back on the show.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh, I was gonna ask you this, babe. When Tom
Sandoval says into the camera like that he was really
falling in love he loved her.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I think he was.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You really believe that is.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think that the lust and the excitement and the
break from Arianna, and then the secretiveness and the secretiveness
nature that they were running around with, and then the
just the public uh you know, running around it heightens
it and they're probably drinking and smoking weed into or whatever.
(24:32):
And I think obviously when all that sort of war off, uh,
he realized, you know, this is not the relationship he's
going to be in. She realized she's not going to
be in the relationship either, and and it was just
kind of the excitement and the bells and whistles of
the Obviously they liked each other, but you know, to
fall in love that it's like some I think at
(24:54):
the end of the day, Rachel ak Raquel aka that
Bambi had bitch. This was an escape plan. I think
he wanted out from Ariana.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You said that he fucked his way out of the relation.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I think you said that, Yeah, he fucked his way
out of most men and fucked his way onto the
cover of New York Times magazine.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I mean, so it wasn't that band. He fucked his
way out of the religion.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Everybody wins.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
But we we spent time with Tom Tom Tom Schwartz.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Boy, was that that was bizarre?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
What was your impression of them as a fan?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
As I felt like I was on psychedelics that night,
Like that was weird, and I don't do drugs.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Never happened that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We do not do partaking anything.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
So that was usto because we're projecting because we had
been watching the show.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
So studied the show so hardcore. So to be in
a hotel room like when you did their podcast and
like be with them, first of all, I just think
that he is They're so out of touch, and it
was like meta that we were in their world, that
was in their world, like and then this was happening
and they were and then they and then the two
chicks from like below Jack were there. The the the
(25:58):
chicks yeah, the Austra Million one.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
And then there was another one, Winterhouse.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes, it was bizarre. No, they both they were on Winterhouse,
both of them, but they're from below Deck and they were.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yes, we saw they did their podcast, but we guys,
we we.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Were in there. We were in there and somebody was
sucking somebody. Yeah, I don't know if they were all
fucking each other. They were doing something.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yes, I think that. I think that's known right because
they were I don't who knows.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Baby for the parents, I'm like, I don't give funk
what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, and then there was I think that all came
out of Bravo con because Tom hooked up with the
one of the girls from No Southern Charm. Remember we
got on the elevator with Shep was.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Reality Housewives people. The Bravo crew was all weird. They're
freaking off left and right, the.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Drinking and we were we're like to and.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Then Sugar he admitted it. He admitted on TV.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
He said, oh, yeah, this is all We're not saying
anything that we like, it's all out been out there.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
But he did say.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
To us, yes, he did say to I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Exactly what he said, but he said to us what
he wound up saying on TV. We knew what was
going on ship from a Southern charm was banged up.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, Vegas is not good for him.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Vegas is not good for anybody.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, he's not good.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
For anybody on a Bravo TV show.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
No, or anybody, but specifically them, yes, specifically for Provo,
Like they need to be careful, like somebody doesn't like
really have like a real situation.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I know, I agree. I think they should bring it
back the.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Fame and uh drink, just the fame, and I think
the propensity for the drinking. And I'm not gonna say,
but some people, you know, like to do other things.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Things yeah, or the prostitute offerings, I mean they're everywhere,
those prostitutes.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And then the fans, the girls and and like, uh
you listen, this is another line from five Dog.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You don't want to fuck the fans.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You know, you don't what's good fuck each other, But
you don't want to fuck the fans.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You don't want to invite the fans and the.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Trailer you don't.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And you don't want to invite fans into the hotel
room in Las Vegas at Bravo cop because anything could happen,
and I'm just.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Gonna leave it, leave it at that. Yeah, you're listening
to Rapaports Reality. We'll be right back, so Vanda Plumb rules.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We're five or six episodes in as of this first
recording of the Rappaports Reality podcast. And I gotta be honest,
like we said, when we were watching, I was like,
where is this going? How long will this sustain? Or
will they just make a commitment, like yo, we're gonna
do the.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Show for thirty years, thirty years, Like it's.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Gonna just be like some We're just we're just gonna
keep going to some will some will come, some will leave,
We'll bring in new people. But do you feel entertained?
Do you feel let down? Is it because we're traveling?
Is it is we.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Are a little tired from Israel? I think we're jet lag.
I gotta give myself, you know, baby, I want to
make a suggestion. Sometimes I think we shouldn't wait till
so late at night to watch because.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Lady, when you say late night, you're talking about eight o'clock.
I know, babe, listen about eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I know I need to watch a little earlier. I
need to have about me.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
It's it's supposed to watch with at like six.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Thirty, because I get tired just right now because I'm
so jetlave. We've been doing a lot of traveling. I
will say this. So last night when I was watching
and I want to say something about Brock and Sheena
really quickly, because Sheena trying to control the narrative when
they were fighting outside.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That was a bad fight though he was bugging.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He was bugging because if I started talking like that
to you in a public place, I would kick you
in your note and I know better than to do that.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Now. There's sometimes on the she will all raise it me.
We do that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
We do that in our real life. I mean, you
are really famous and people look at you all the time,
and that really bothers me. And here's where we get
into the reality of the Rapp reports. Rapp reports reality
is that sometimes Mike doesn't realize when we're just a
couple in life and Mike is like being you know,
we're doing a couple of things and he's like pissed
at me or about something, and I say to him, babe, chill,
(30:07):
and he doesn't chill because the whole world is looking
at us. He doesn't realize that people are looking at us.
And they had that moment last night where she was like,
but they're actually on tell I really was, and he
was real and she didn't even really want the apology
on on TV. She apology, She's like, still shut up,
(30:29):
like I don't even want the opposcogy. Stop talking, like
she was like, stop topic. But even in the apology,
she was like, I don't want the apology on television.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
She didn't want the argument. They were shopping from bikini.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I got it. I totally got where she was coming from.
It's like, you, where is this going? Like, it's just
stop it. And when somebody has anxiety, they have anxiety.
I totally relate to it because.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
She has anxiety about watch he's like from He's like, he's.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Like there he's a Viking. He's He's like, I could
leave the I've trained her to leave her at home
by herself.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
But in the in going into the reality of Rappaports,
the Rappaports reality, there are times, yes, I know sometimes
where I'm like I don't care who's watching.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
And it's not good.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And there are times I remember one time we were
having a let's just say, a heated discussion outside the MoMA.
We were sitting at the fountain and me and you
were like, we were we were we were loud, but
we were like, we sat down.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We were having a conversation when we first moved back
to New York, and the.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Guy came over his beautiful like spring day, and you
thought I was the biggest fucking asshole, and I probably
was acting like the biggest fucking asshole. I think I
was acting like the biggest fucking asshole. And right when
you thought I was acting like the biggest fucking asshole,
a guy came over. Listen, I love I love anybody
that supports me. I loved anybody who's excited to see me.
(31:55):
But when you're talking to another person and it's obvious
who were in a heated discussion, let's just say heated discussion.
You know you could either wait till that discussion is over,
but you don't interrupt a grown man we're talking to
his grown ass wife to come over and say I
love the fans. I love the fans. But you don't
(32:15):
come over and say you're the greatest when because.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Your wife is like he's that dick.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
You were sad. I almost told that motherfucker he's a
piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yes, that's the worse. When you just feel like your
husband is a total prick and someone goes, I love
your work, You're like, and I think. I got up
and I walked away and I said, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
And I was like, but he didn't think so.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
But there are times when there is there is anyone around,
You're like, I'm like, there's no one around.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No one's looking. Because you're ultrasensitive to it.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I am, I am, but you're ultra not because you've
gone thirty years of being famous, so you don't even.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
And it's not even when I'm out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, no, no, But I said, it wouldn't be healthy
for you to actually think that people are looking. You
wouldn't be able to survive if you notice every But
I've been around you and I've known you for that long,
so I actually am the person that's walking around that
sees everyone looking. So but it's not it wouldn't be
healthy for you to notice. So it's good that you don't.
But by the way, anybody in the world who wants
to say hi to my husband. We appreciate it and
(33:17):
we love the love, so don't ever stop it. Fine
even no, no, no, I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I gotta say I think that if two grown up listen,
I have no complaints about fame. There's plenty of friends
of mine who are prisoners of fame. Leonardo DiCaprio. This
this sweet, sweet, sweet person as regular as you can be.
The motherfucker's are prisoner of fame. I remember talking to
Sylvester Stallon when I was doing Copland, and I asked him,
(33:45):
can you go anywhere? And he was like, no, he
goes people recognize me from behind, and he wasn't saying
in a bradway me. He's Syvester Stallone, right, you know
the guys from friends. It doesn't matter what kind of
fame you have. But when you have fame where you
cannot go into a star Bucks a coffee shop without
people like freaking out on you, it could be weird.
That being said, there's far more benefits. But I do
(34:08):
think that, like when my kids were young, and I'd
have one in my arm and one on my lap,
and people and ones like you know, like there's like
a shit stain on me.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
You can just write you could let it pass.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, that being said, the fame is gonna be happening
for not just me, for you now because we've jumped.
Right now, we have jumped into the world of podcasting.
Your life will never be the same.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Bab Oh stop, babe, your life will voice out there.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well that's okay, your voice, and then we do the
video and people love to see you on the video.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
The thing, guys, you have to understand the reason why
I don't want to do the videos because I don't
want to do my hair. Yeah, I don't want to
make them do my hair because, like I don't you know,
I'm a regular girl, Like I just like to be regular.
You should see how I look right now, banged up.
But I just and by the way, if we ever
do video, I'm gonna remain banged up, so you.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Know, not like now.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We have big ass cameras and them lights and shipping
at four D four k hd HK. Anyway, rap Aports
Reality is fun. Rappaports Reality Episode one. Follow us on
Instagram rap Aports Reality r A P A p O
R t R E A l I T Y. We're
launching the Instagram page. We've launched the podcast What can
(35:24):
I say. We're figuring it out. We're watching our shows,
so many shows, so little time. Rapports Reality episode one,
This is fun.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Love your baby, Love your baby,
All right, Oh my gosh, it is time.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
It's here, the launch of the reality podcast. The entire
reality world has been waiting for Rapaports Reality.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, we're doing.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
It, starring Kimi Rapaport. Hello and me, Michael Rapaport.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the very very first episode.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I can tell you're nervous. I am. I'm really nervous.
I know. We did.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We did a pilot. Did anybody here? Nobody heard it.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
No, nobody heard the pilot. But it was great. It
got us on. iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
iHeart Radio, the home of so many classic I.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Know, I know. But you're a professional at this. The
reason why I'm nervous.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You're all fucking nervous to ship.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It's just you and I sitting here. I'm nervous just
because you're really good at it, and you've given me
a lot of pointers, and I just want to impress you,
and I want, you know, the people to listen.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
The people are going to listen to. People are gonna
like you. I gave you a little tech I freak.
I think I freaked out with your technical discord. But
because because if anybody's listening to this. It's thinking about
recording a podcast. The most important thing is not your content.
The most important thing is not what you're talking about.
It's not your logo, it's not your social media. The
very most important thing about recording any podcast is recording the.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Podcast, actually recording it, because if.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You if you record the podcast and don't press the
right button to save the podcast, then you have to
re record your podcast. And in the early days of
the I Am Rapport stereo podcast, it happened about three
to four times.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I've heard you scream a lot of bad words, saying
oh shit, oh shit, and.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
See why are you cursing? Oh no, why are you
I said.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That I was not gonna curse, And listen, there you
are saying, sorry, I didn't you can say you can.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, no, we don't have a believe I mean you
can curse.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm not going to. I I just.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Want to let people know this isn't gonna be the
normal Michael Rapport.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
The fuck this fuck bad doing it.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm just letting people know this is let me just
say this and then I'll let you go into your thing.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
For those of you who don't know, my wife and.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I lap up so much reality TV, because I'm sure
some of you people are like, wait, Michael Rapport, reality
TV all we watch besides sports and and full transparency.
I haven't been able to watch as much sports in
the last few months because of the traveling, because of
the chaos, and because we've been so behind on reality TV.
(02:47):
But for those of you who don't know, I'm a
reality TV junkie. My wife Kibi is a reality TV junkie.
It's a different side of me, it's a different po you.
So if you expect them to go shit, fuck, motherfucker,
fuck this person calling anybody stains of dicks and all that,
that's not going to be this episode.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
That's not going to be this podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
The Rapports Reality is about our love for reality TV,
our love for each other. Yes, the struggles, the highs
and lows of more.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Highs and more reality, and the depths and the light
side of our relationship.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I'd say the light side of our relationship. There's really
not many lows in dark side. You know, I can
not on my part. Let's just say yes. Anyway, we're
we're in the throes of twenty twenty four reality TV.
There's so much, there's so much reality TV, and we've
had to play a little bit of catch up, a
(03:43):
lot of catch up actually, because there's so much reality
TV and there's so little time. And right now we
have and full transparency as of the recording of this episode.
We are behind on The Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Really badly on The Bachelor. Actually, we're about.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Four episodes, three episodes behind on the Batcher. We're up
to speed on.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Trade Traders, which is.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
A thing, sleeper, sleeper reality TV show, competitive show. Shout
out to Phaedra, fout out to Chara, Shout out to
the whole.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All those people.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Some of these people. I don't know, but it's a
great show. I'm not here to describe or break down
what Traders is. If you don't know, you better ask somebody.
We have the Real Housewives of Potomac. We have the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, which is heading into a reunion.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Behind on Love is Blind.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
We're behind all Love Is Blind. We're caught up on
vander Pump Rules, We're caught up on all the lawsuits. Damn,
who is Andy Cohen's lawyer? Let's just jump into that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, let's say it.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
What is the problem with this I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
What do you think? Because you know what I said
to you. You know I said to you this money?
You know what f that? Because you've done You're at
thirty times congratulations to you, thirty times on watch What Live?
And not one time has Andy ever asked you for
the to do the booger sugar?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Is that what you He's never ever ever been around
Andy Cohen many many many times, not one time. Thirty times.
I'll watch What Happens a lot. Maybe I should be offended.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
We should? We should?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I mean, why can't I get offered the booger sugar?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I mean the amount of people that are trying to
it's ladies, Nini, you were great.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
On the Real House her because she's trying to ruin
we should? We should Sue McSweeney, is that mixsweet?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't even know her name anymore. I raised her
from my memory because she's trying to ruin house These
people are trying to ruin Housewives for us, Like, what's deal?
So you're off the show and you just want to
ruin it for everybody?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
What is the problem?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I don't know. No, really, what do you think it is?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I think personally, this would I think. I think that
these women come from nowhere. They get a lot of success,
a lot of opportunit unities. They get amount of fame
that's unusual. The kind of fame is in the unusual. Look,
we squeal and squawk when we see them. Yeah, it's true,
(06:09):
and we see them all the time. So there's other
people that squeal and squawk. They get brand deals, they
get a couple of little Instagram you know videos, uh,
you know, for sponsorship, this, that and the third. And
then when they're off the show, you still are being recognized.
People are still coming up to you on the street
telling you you're great, especially Meani. Nini's like, you can't
(06:30):
if Meini wasn't Nani, she'd still be noticeable when she
walks on the room.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
She's tall, she got the blonde hair, She's a big presence.
And then it goes away and it goes away quickly. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
But you know, with Leah McSweeney in particular, the accusations
and the things she's saying, you know, the offering of
alcohol and the drugs and all this stuff. Her behavior
on the show. I know she got sober, but that
was no one's putting a gun to your head on
the show, saying to do these things. She did this willingly.
She knew what it was.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
She said she was a badass bitch and that's right.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And she's as naked throwing sky torches like you did
all this. This was you, girl like and now you're off.
I wonder if some of it is. Now that you're off,
you're not asked back, You're kind of embarrassed by your behavior.
This is celluloid, it's out there forever, it's not going away.
And you feel a little like dare I say, like embarrassed, ashamed?
(07:27):
You wanted a race. You kind of don't have a
job anymore. You're not feeling valid. Maybe you're mob married
to the mob.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Shit's not selling Rihanna's not posting for you.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
An yeah you're done though, Like you feel t shirt
and like maybe you just feeling like is this a thing?
Like I don't know, it would feel really sad if
that's the case.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I think it's a combination of of all those things.
And I say this with no malice, but so many
of these women that.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Would suck though, that would suck if that's the reason,
Like or does she really have real at it.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I'm sure her feelings are valid, but that doesn't mean,
you know, like.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Take somebody else own and to try.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
To sue somebody that like for the kind of things
they're trying to sue. I don't think people understand how
hard it is to sue, how hard it is to sue,
how taxing, how expensive, how much time it takes, and
how complicated it is to sue somebody for something that
(08:26):
they're trying to sue.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Bravo and Bravo and Andy, Real.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Housewives of New York and all that, like, and just
the whole conglomerate of NBC.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Like.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
The thing about Leah is that she was so good
that first season and her whole brand is being a
boss bitch, being an independent bitch, and you know, just
this whole persona. And then when you leave the show,
you're trying to sue.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, and you know it's so interesting. When she came
back to the Girl's Trip, it was a different Leah.
It was kind of a downer Liah. Remember the Girls Church.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
She didn't want to participate, didn't want to participatetion. If
you think it's beneath you leave the show. Because me
as a viewer. If you think it's beneath you, you're
saying I'm beneath you for watching, and you're insulting me.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
I love the show.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, you know what, there's one thing about a fandom like,
we don't want to be insulted when we're watching because
we're getting a lot of joy out of this. Don't
insult us.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You didn't go on as bye go do a documentary
about Warren Peace and the history of China in the
seventeenth century on PBS exactly because I'm watching the show,
and I'm watching the show, and I don't feel stupid
for watching the show.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
We're getting joy.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
If you feel stupid doing the show, then you should
not do the show.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
But don't like the fife Dog said in the documentary
that I directed Beachrimes in life the Travels of a
Trip Coquest. He said, you don't want to fight the fans.
You don't want to do that. And Leah, you do
not want to fight the fans. And if you houses,
if you think you're better than the show of wah whah. Anyway,
how you feeling, are you calm down now?
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I'm excitement, you know, I think I'm getting the hang
of this. This is really good. Although, Babe, I want
to say, I thought you were going to get me
a different microphone. This is rather heavy. I don't know.
People can't see, but this microphone is heavy, and I
thought we would have a stand maybe. And like some headphones,
Like I see people online they have nice headphones, and
it's rather headphones for I don't know, do people usually
(10:28):
have the headphones.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I don't know your headphones because headphones are for headphones
when you're recording a podcast for me, are annoying because
they're like for to listen to what the other person
is saying. And you know, people can't see us because
we haven't added a video component to it, but we're
sitting one feet away so I could hear you perfectly, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
And also, my elbow is killing me because I have
tennis elbow.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You have texting elbow. Okay, Well, texting elbow is a
new tennis.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Elbow, right, you told me that because my phone case
apparently is too big.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, I had an elbow problem and I thought it
was another one of my like this weird problems. And
I went to the doctor and the doctor did an
X ray and he said you have tennis elbow.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And I said, I don't play tennis. Doc, I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I don't play tennis. And he said, are you on
your phone a lot? And I see he's and I
said yes. And he said, I've had so many patients
who have come in with tennis elbow from using their phone.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
I told you take off this.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You have a case, I like the square case on it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I told you, I said, I cured my tennis
elbow with a little anti inflammatory. He gave me a
little anti inflammatory and then I changed my case so
it was smaller in my hand and I changed.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Now that's why you have that case that just is
on the top.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Because I and I changed the direction of which I'm texting. Right,
So the only way to fix your texting elbow formerly
known as tennis elbow, is to.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Get rid of this.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You have a case like a box case like a
like this is like from all the.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Hip girls have that square case. It looks cool.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, what hip girls are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
All the ones on INSTAGM.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Okay, well they're going to be complaining on Instagram about
having issues.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
It's a real thing. My elbow really really hurts, I know,
I know you're right. I remember when you had it,
and you're right, all right, I'm gonna listen to get you.
I don't want the screen to break.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
We know we need to get you a screen protector.
You have that something that's carry on.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Nobody cares about it, but people do care about you.
You suffering from tennis elbow. In the last few weeks,
we have been watching all our shows. I also made,
like KEEBI said, my thirtieth appearance on Watch What Happens Live?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I recorded it with the great La La Kent.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Can I just say that I feel totally responsible for
and I'm very proud of your thirtieth time to Watch
What Happened Live? Because when we got back together and
I was so embarrassed of watching the Housewives, and I
was upstairs and your house in La and I was
sneaking watching I think it was Beverly Hills at the time,
and you were watching football downstairs. And you came upstairs,
(12:54):
and I was really embarrassed to be caught watching. And
this is when our love was just deepened. You said,
what is that? And you got so into it and
I said, and Andy came on afterwards, I said, Oh,
my dream would be for you to be on the show.
Remember yes, and look at you know, thirty times.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Thirty episodes.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I know it's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
And every time I go on there, I go on
there like with guns blazing.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, we take it serious.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
We take it serious. We like to know the questions.
I like to know the topics. I like to prepare
myself because it's a show, ladies and gentlemen, it is
a show. It's a show business. It could be called
business show. You want to go on there, you want
to kick ass. I went on there with Lalla and
when we went back for the thirtieth episode my I
kind of thirtieth episode for the premiere of vander Pump Rules.
(13:43):
Knowing that I was going to be on with Laala,
we were pumped because she's a great Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
She's the best. And whenever you have to do this show,
we always get there early, by the way, like an
hour and a half hour so early, and sometimes.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
They're like, you know, the green room isn't ready, right.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
So we have to sit in the hall. And the
funny thing is is that they're sometimes they're pre taping,
which is great. So we're trying to get there early
to see who's what other reality person is there ahead
of time, and we were luckily Ashley Ashley Derby was
shooting who is she taping with?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I cannot remember who the green Ashley Darby was shooting with,
but she she came out.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
We were chit chatting with her. High off of seeing her.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Even though we saw her at Bravo Con, it's like
it's like you're meeting them for the first time.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Every time you meet a real housewife, I.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Get a little I'm nervous with them, Like I'm always
like like it takes me like three seconds to act normal.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I'm like such a fun I never feel like I'm
totally acting totally naughty there.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I know I'm I'm not. I'm playing it off so hardcore.
And then she was like, hey, how you doing, And
she goes, how's the house? And I'm like, but deep, deep, deep,
what house? Like It's so funny that she remembered that
we talked yeah, yeah, and at Bravo Con she remembered.
But so she's like, yeah, girl, you know, I'm just
going Remember when she said she said something about Mike.
(15:00):
Oh she said she was she Oh, I don't want
to I don't think I could say. But she said
she was going on a date. I asked her if
she was dating or something like that.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Who she said she was going on a date with.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
She just said I said, are you dating anyway? She goes,
yeah or something. And then he said something like does
he have money?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
And you asked does he have money?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
All right? Maybe I said does he have money? Or
I'm just worried about it?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Right?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And she says, not Michael money, And I said, I
said something, I thought she was talking about you. Michael
Darby was talking about her husband, her husband, her ex husband.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Well, are they still married?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
No? I don't think they're divorced yet.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
No, they're not divorce.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
And then she told us she was going out to
dinner with Giselle and Robin.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Can you imagine? And our house were open. We were like, really,
you actually can we go?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Because can you imagine if you're you're in New York
and you walk into a restaurant on a Wednesday night
now and Ashley Darby, Giselle and Robin are just sitting
there eating like shrimp cocktail with like bread, getting ready
to order their meal.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I would I would about.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
What is your impression of Laala thus far.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
In the much anticipated, much discussed season eleven of Vander
Prmpole's I mean the promotion for season eleven, Tom Sandoval
was on the cover of New York Times magazine. They
did a front page piece on Tom Sandoval in the
(16:24):
New York Times magazine. There's been promos, They're on every
fucking talk show. It's like the launch of season eleven
of Friends or some shit like that. But let's just
jump into the season so far. What is your perspective
on unspecifically Laala?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Sober Lalla.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
She's a she's no longer crazy spray tnd Lala, although
she's spray to hand, but she's not a young woman.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Now, what's my what's the question?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What's your impression on Laala season eleven? Overall impression? What's
your take on Lalla?
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I think she is motherhood well, I think really got
the best of her, so she's really trying to recover
from that. I think motherhood has softened her. I think
she's really working on herself. Yes, and so I think
and I also think these many years of reality television
has really changed her a lot. So I think we're
(17:17):
going to see a more patient person that might not
be as interesting on reality television. You know, that's just
the truth of it. Then she's growing, so it's not
going to be as volatile Vario.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's it, because she was really when she was volatile.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah. I also I think that you said something about
Tom being on. I think Tom paid attention, he got
maybe got a different publicist.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I don't think I think he I don't think he
got a new publicist, And I don't think there's any
Tom Standable is an incredible He will go down in
history probably if you do the Mount Rushmore of men
on reality TV.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
He's up there for sure, Oh for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But I mean in terms of villains. But I'm just
saying it is your villain.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Is he a good guy? When he's a villain, he's
so villain. He's so fucked up. He is so whacked
out of his tree because Tom Sandville has been so
scrutinized and so beaten down, and then he goes on
these other reality shows and he's on the reality show
and he's trying to figure it out, but there's cameras
(18:19):
and on.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
The other show, what was the show? These special special.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Forces they're on there beating them up and he's in
cold water and he's crying and he's not crying, and
he's on vander Pump Rules and sometimes he's really crying,
but then sometimes he's fate crying. It's like bad acting,
Like it's like showtime, you know, like late at night
movie acting, and then sometimes there's actual tears.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
I don't think he knows what the fuck is going on?
Is it reality? Is it not reality? Is it like
the meta? Like he doesn't know when he's crying, when
he's not crying when he's supposed to go. He's so
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
This whole scannabal has twisted him and bent him out
of shape. It's bent them all out of shape him.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And I got to say, I gotta say, watching this
LA last season, I'm watching it going, like you know what,
I went from like being obsessed with everybody to disliking
all of them. I mean when the last episode, I
was like, Wow, this scene between DJ James Kennedy and
Sandoval was so if this is moving And I was like, Oh,
(19:18):
I don't know, babe, They're all right now in a
stage of not likable ness.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
To me, DJ James Kenny, you still likeable.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
He is That's what I'm saying when I'm like, he's
the most authentic person right now and and law lat
but when those two come out as like the most
authentic people when they were I mean that scene when
they were talking about I mean, Arianna is just like
living her both like I deserve this privilege. I was
scoring the most so I could be the bitiest. Like
(19:48):
it just is all maybe this season, you know, when
things have to go crashing dit like the phoenix has
to go crashing into the earth to rise again. You know,
this is probably what's happening right now, because last night
I was like, I can't take it. This is painful,
Like everybody is pissing me off, Like I don't know,
I don't know. Maybe I was what about Schwartz tired? Oh,
(20:10):
and then Schwartz is just like so he's banged up
to me, banged up and pathetic and like, is this
is growing up on television? Is this just doing everything?
You know?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do you guys like they're going they went through their
twenties and a lot of their thirties on this show. Yeah,
and listen, I say it once, we say it once,
we say it a million times. These are people that
have brought nothing but joy into our lives, so much joy.
(20:40):
Good guys, bad guys, Erica Jane's, Nini Leek's uh Phaedra,
Monica from Real House when ives of Salt Lake City,
who is outstanding this year. We may never hear from
her again. The good ones, the likable ones. But there
is ramifications from doing these shows.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I think so, And I think what I think the
show has to stay on long enough for them all
to like yet through this time. And that's why I'm
saying I like the thing between James and Sandoval because
it seemed like it was so real, Like when they
got up and walked away, I was like, oh, I
think there's some forgiveness right here. Most see what happens
later on this season, but they have to go through
(21:17):
like hell again, and I want them all to heal
and then I want to see them all like really
heal for real and like maybe have kids and like.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
We have to just gonna go on forever.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I don't know, but I feel like we now have
to see them all like kind of get married and
have kids and like because now we're going.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
To follow them till like there's seven I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It's like seven up and twenty seven up, remember there
just documentary, Yes, because I feel like if we ended
now it'd be sad.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
I was like, where's the show going to go? Because
this year's been very interesting, it hasn't been the explosiveness
that I think people, including myself and we've talked about
it off Mike, that we thought.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
It's kind of like, you know, they're figuring it all out.
You can tell.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
The recognition, like you could see people looking at them.
They're like reality TV stars when they're filming. You see
people filming them in the background. There was such excitement,
such anticipation, But where is it going to go? Because
the highlight thus far, although that is true the episode
that you just mentioned between Tom Sandervial and DJ James
(22:23):
Kennedy respectfully, that was a really good scene. But you know,
James Kennedy respectfully DJ James Kennedy getting back Graham Cracker.
That was kind of like the first sort of break ak.
He's changed his name to Hippie and I think that's fair,
that's smart. Yeah, I think that's fair that you got
to move past it. Yeah, he's got to move past
(22:43):
Do you think so?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
I do?
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I think, what do you think that? I mean, how
do you think the dog feels about that? You know
what I mean? Like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Know, doesn't have any idea. You know, they're all going
through identity crisis. Yes, it's still great, including Graham Cracker.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I know, but you don't you know how you see
scenes of dogs? I mean we should you see dogs?
And he didn't act like he knew James so well.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
That dog just like Tom Sandevil, just like Tom Schwartz,
just like Ariano Maddox is going through an identity crisis,
because if a do that dogs like three years old,
you shouldn't be able to change a three year old
dog's name from Graham Cracker to Hippie.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And not have it paused. Like he said, he's like
he's taking to the name, like like you sure, just
like Rachel, Roquel and everybody. And and Tom was like, yeah,
I knew it. I've been knowing. She was Rachel like,
it's nobody's I don't know, everybody's having it. That's what
I'm saying. I don't know if this is is Roquel,
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
And let me tell you something, guys. If Marjorie, Nope,
not gonna say that happen. Guys, let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
If Roquel ak Rachel could hold your attention on a podcast,
anything is possible. Anything is possible because God blessed Rachel Roquel.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
I would love to see her back on the show.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh, I was gonna ask you this, babe. When Tom
Sandoval says into the camera like that he was really
falling in love he loved her.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I think he was.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You really believe that is.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I think that the lust and the excitement and the
break from Arianna, and then the secretiveness and the secretiveness
nature that they were running around with, and then the
just the public uh you know, running around it heightens
it and they're probably drinking and smoking weed into or whatever.
(24:32):
And I think obviously when all that sort of war off, uh,
he realized, you know, this is not the relationship he's
going to be in. She realized she's not going to
be in the relationship either, and and it was just
kind of the excitement and the bells and whistles of
the Obviously they liked each other, but you know, to
fall in love that it's like some I think at
(24:54):
the end of the day, Rachel ak Raquel aka that
Bambi had bitch. This was an escape plan. I think
he wanted out from Ariana.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You said that he fucked his way out of the relation.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I think you said that, Yeah, he fucked his way
out of most men and fucked his way onto the
cover of New York Times magazine.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I mean, so it wasn't that band. He fucked his
way out of the religion.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Everybody wins.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
But we we spent time with Tom Tom Tom Schwartz.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Boy, was that that was bizarre?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
What was your impression of them as a fan?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
As I felt like I was on psychedelics that night,
Like that was weird, and I don't do drugs.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Never happened that.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We do not do partaking anything.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
So that was usto because we're projecting because we had
been watching the show.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
So studied the show so hardcore. So to be in
a hotel room like when you did their podcast and
like be with them, first of all, I just think
that he is They're so out of touch, and it
was like meta that we were in their world, that
was in their world, like and then this was happening
and they were and then they and then the two
chicks from like below Jack were there. The the the
(25:58):
chicks yeah, the Austra Million one.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
And then there was another one, Winterhouse.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yes, it was bizarre. No, they both they were on Winterhouse,
both of them, but they're from below Deck and they were.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yes, we saw they did their podcast, but we guys,
we we.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Were in there. We were in there and somebody was
sucking somebody. Yeah, I don't know if they were all
fucking each other. They were doing something.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yes, I think that. I think that's known right because
they were I don't who knows.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Baby for the parents, I'm like, I don't give funk
what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, and then there was I think that all came
out of Bravo con because Tom hooked up with the
one of the girls from No Southern Charm. Remember we
got on the elevator with Shep was.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Reality Housewives people. The Bravo crew was all weird. They're
freaking off left and right, the.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Drinking and we were we're like to and.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Then Sugar he admitted it. He admitted on TV.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
He said, oh, yeah, this is all We're not saying
anything that we like, it's all out been out there.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
But he did say.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
To us, yes, he did say to I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Exactly what he said, but he said to us what
he wound up saying on TV. We knew what was
going on ship from a Southern charm was banged up.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
No, Vegas is not good for him.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Vegas is not good for anybody.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, he's not good.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
For anybody on a Bravo TV show.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
No, or anybody, but specifically them, yes, specifically for Provo,
Like they need to be careful, like somebody doesn't like
really have like a real situation.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
I know, I agree. I think they should bring it
back the.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Fame and uh drink, just the fame, and I think
the propensity for the drinking. And I'm not gonna say,
but some people, you know, like to do other things.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Things yeah, or the prostitute offerings, I mean they're everywhere,
those prostitutes.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
And then the fans, the girls and and like, uh
you listen, this is another line from five Dog.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
You don't want to fuck the fans.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
You know, you don't what's good fuck each other, But
you don't want to fuck the fans.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
You don't want to invite the fans and the.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Trailer you don't.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
And you don't want to invite fans into the hotel
room in Las Vegas at Bravo cop because anything could happen,
and I'm just.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Gonna leave it, leave it at that. Yeah, you're listening
to Rapaports Reality. We'll be right back, so Vanda Plumb rules.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
We're five or six episodes in as of this first
recording of the Rappaports Reality podcast. And I gotta be honest,
like we said, when we were watching, I was like,
where is this going? How long will this sustain? Or
will they just make a commitment, like yo, we're gonna
do the.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Show for thirty years, thirty years, Like it's.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Gonna just be like some We're just we're just gonna
keep going to some will some will come, some will leave,
We'll bring in new people. But do you feel entertained?
Do you feel let down? Is it because we're traveling?
Is it is we.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Are a little tired from Israel? I think we're jet lag.
I gotta give myself, you know, baby, I want to
make a suggestion. Sometimes I think we shouldn't wait till
so late at night to watch because.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Lady, when you say late night, you're talking about eight o'clock.
I know, babe, listen about eight o'clock.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
I know I need to watch a little earlier. I
need to have about me.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
It's it's supposed to watch with at like six.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Thirty, because I get tired just right now because I'm
so jetlave. We've been doing a lot of traveling. I
will say this. So last night when I was watching
and I want to say something about Brock and Sheena
really quickly, because Sheena trying to control the narrative when
they were fighting outside.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
That was a bad fight though he was bugging.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
He was bugging because if I started talking like that
to you in a public place, I would kick you
in your note and I know better than to do that.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Now. There's sometimes on the she will all raise it me.
We do that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
We do that in our real life. I mean, you
are really famous and people look at you all the time,
and that really bothers me. And here's where we get
into the reality of the Rapp reports. Rapp reports reality
is that sometimes Mike doesn't realize when we're just a
couple in life and Mike is like being you know,
we're doing a couple of things and he's like pissed
at me or about something, and I say to him, babe, chill,
(30:07):
and he doesn't chill because the whole world is looking
at us. He doesn't realize that people are looking at us.
And they had that moment last night where she was like,
but they're actually on tell I really was, and he
was real and she didn't even really want the apology
on on TV. She apology, She's like, still shut up,
(30:29):
like I don't even want the opposcogy. Stop talking, like
she was like, stop topic. But even in the apology,
she was like, I don't want the apology on television.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
She didn't want the argument. They were shopping from bikini.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I got it. I totally got where she was coming from.
It's like, you, where is this going? Like, it's just
stop it. And when somebody has anxiety, they have anxiety.
I totally relate to it because.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
She has anxiety about watch he's like from He's like, he's.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Like there he's a Viking. He's He's like, I could
leave the I've trained her to leave her at home
by herself.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
But in the in going into the reality of Rappaports,
the Rappaports reality, there are times, yes, I know sometimes
where I'm like I don't care who's watching.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
And it's not good.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
And there are times I remember one time we were
having a let's just say, a heated discussion outside the MoMA.
We were sitting at the fountain and me and you
were like, we were we were we were loud, but
we were like, we sat down.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
We were having a conversation when we first moved back
to New York, and the.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Guy came over his beautiful like spring day, and you
thought I was the biggest fucking asshole, and I probably
was acting like the biggest fucking asshole. I think I
was acting like the biggest fucking asshole. And right when
you thought I was acting like the biggest fucking asshole,
a guy came over. Listen, I love I love anybody
that supports me. I loved anybody who's excited to see me.
(31:55):
But when you're talking to another person and it's obvious
who were in a heated discussion, let's just say heated discussion.
You know you could either wait till that discussion is over,
but you don't interrupt a grown man we're talking to
his grown ass wife to come over and say I
love the fans. I love the fans. But you don't
(32:15):
come over and say you're the greatest when because.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Your wife is like he's that dick.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
You were sad. I almost told that motherfucker he's a
piece of shit.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Yes, that's the worse. When you just feel like your
husband is a total prick and someone goes, I love
your work, You're like, and I think. I got up
and I walked away and I said, you're a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
And I was like, but he didn't think so.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
But there are times when there is there is anyone around,
You're like, I'm like, there's no one around.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No one's looking. Because you're ultrasensitive to it.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
I am, I am, but you're ultra not because you've
gone thirty years of being famous, so you don't even.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
And it's not even when I'm out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
No, no, no, But I said, it wouldn't be healthy
for you to actually think that people are looking. You
wouldn't be able to survive if you notice every But
I've been around you and I've known you for that long,
so I actually am the person that's walking around that
sees everyone looking. So but it's not it wouldn't be
healthy for you to notice. So it's good that you don't.
But by the way, anybody in the world who wants
to say hi to my husband. We appreciate it and
(33:17):
we love the love, so don't ever stop it. Fine
even no, no, no, I mean.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I gotta say I think that if two grown up listen,
I have no complaints about fame. There's plenty of friends
of mine who are prisoners of fame. Leonardo DiCaprio. This
this sweet, sweet, sweet person as regular as you can be.
The motherfucker's are prisoner of fame. I remember talking to
Sylvester Stallon when I was doing Copland, and I asked him,
(33:45):
can you go anywhere? And he was like, no, he
goes people recognize me from behind, and he wasn't saying
in a bradway me. He's Syvester Stallone, right, you know
the guys from friends. It doesn't matter what kind of
fame you have. But when you have fame where you
cannot go into a star Bucks a coffee shop without
people like freaking out on you, it could be weird.
That being said, there's far more benefits. But I do
(34:08):
think that, like when my kids were young, and I'd
have one in my arm and one on my lap,
and people and ones like you know, like there's like
a shit stain on me.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
You can just write you could let it pass.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, that being said, the fame is gonna be happening
for not just me, for you now because we've jumped.
Right now, we have jumped into the world of podcasting.
Your life will never be the same.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Bab Oh stop, babe, your life will voice out there.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well that's okay, your voice, and then we do the
video and people love to see you on the video.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
The thing, guys, you have to understand the reason why
I don't want to do the videos because I don't
want to do my hair. Yeah, I don't want to
make them do my hair because, like I don't you know,
I'm a regular girl, Like I just like to be regular.
You should see how I look right now, banged up.
But I just and by the way, if we ever
do video, I'm gonna remain banged up, so you.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Know, not like now.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
We have big ass cameras and them lights and shipping
at four D four k hd HK. Anyway, rap Aports
Reality is fun. Rappaports Reality Episode one. Follow us on
Instagram rap Aports Reality r A P A p O
R t R E A l I T Y. We're
launching the Instagram page. We've launched the podcast What can
(35:24):
I say. We're figuring it out. We're watching our shows,
so many shows, so little time. Rapports Reality episode one,
This is fun.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Love your baby, Love your baby,
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