Welcome to the fifth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: What happened on the way to recording, hitting the ground running, Kebe growing up in Venice, Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion, the storytelling & presentation of reality TV, Michael needs his no phone flowers, Vanderpump Rules sexcapades & dog drama, 3 or 4 episode in analysis of The Valley & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Rappaport's Reality, The Reality of Rapaports.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
My name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And my name is KiB Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is the reality podcast that the world has been
asking for, waiting for, and now you got it.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
And now you have got it. If you have never
listened to the.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Rappaport's Reality, this is a podcast solely inspired by to
discuss all things popular.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Culture, reality television.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Reality TV, which if you've been living under a rock
you would not know, but the world does know that.
I Michael Rapport and my wife Kieby Rappaport. We love
reality TV. We love it with a passion. We have
loved that. We always love it. We talk about reality
t if you talk about popular culture and we talk
(01:07):
about ourselves to.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
A point and within limitation.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, within reason, because you don't want to know everything.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You don't want to know everything. You don't want to
know what just happened on the way.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
To record this.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, you don't want to know, don't.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
We don't need to share that cause no, I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
It's so negative and dark, but you know what, it's
the reality of their rap reports. Uh, let's stick to
positive reality.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Thing.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You know, we'll get there one day, one day. On
one day, we're going to get there to what our
life's like on the streets with people's opinions about our life.
You know what, I will say this, We are well
meaning human beings that care about our people and our
lives in the world. And I'll just say that, and
a lot of people want to disagree, and they have
(01:53):
big fucking mouths.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, that's curse.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
On the pro I've cursed before.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But I don't know if you never said fuck no,
but you know no.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But here's the thing about me, babe, you and you
know me since I'm twenty one years old. I am
so sweet and so loving. But do not come for
anybody that I love, because I will rip your fucking
throat out.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Let's leave it at that. Let's leave it at that,
because I know people are like, wait, wait a second, No,
nothing happened. Nothing, nothing happens to it's event.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's not an event. But I don't like it, and
I think people should respect each other. I don't care
what you think or feel. But if you walk up
on somebody on the street talking crazy, you don't know
where I come from. All right, that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. I don't know Karate, but I know Kara better
abody that's me. Anyway. Anyway, here we are here, we are.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hired because I'm jet lag. I'm really jet LaGG.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're still jet right. I came back from Israel how
many days ago?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like four three, not even that long, and I guess
that's but you you know what, I hit the ground run.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know, because you're different, your beasts, You're made of
something different that I really admire. You got in, yes, slept,
you got on another plane. I went to Tampa, had
shot up everybody Tampa, and then you came back. And
now we're gonna get on a plane and go to
l A. And like we're just doing the damn thing.
And I you know, but I you know, I'm not
cut out for this thing.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I am. Okay. My other personality is just a housewife
from uh.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You're just a England, New England. You're you're from Venice, babe.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, I know, but what you always like, we go
where are you from?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You go? I was born? You don't do you have
any memories of being growing up? I do a little bit.
When did you go to move to Venice?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Marlborough mess when you were how old. Well, it happened twice,
but yeah, I moved there when I went to Junior
High and.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Enna really yeah, ship, All right, let's neither here nor there.
Let's get to it.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Let's start with.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Are we starting with uh?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I want to start with Potomac? You do?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And the reason I want to start with Potomac is
I know that everybody that watches The Real Housewives and
vander Pump.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
But they they milk it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
They milk it hard body on the Real Housewives when
they show, like, for instance, an episode two of the
Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, Episode two of the three
part reunion, we know Daddy G. G Love has something
to say, and they did a coming up Daddy G
(04:23):
G Love is gonna say something. Daddy G G Love said,
I want you guys to know some of you guys
already know or not know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And then and then they go to commercial and you're like, oh,
it's coming yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And they did that in episode.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
One yeah of the reunion, right, and.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Then the other day they did it in episode two
again and you're like, Okay, we're gonna find out what
Daddy G G Money has to say.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But you always know that you're gonna have to wait
to the last elpisode.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I'm fine having to wait to the last episode. But
I'm a vet. I'm not new to this. I'm true
to this. We're not new to this. We're true to this.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Like, but I don't I don't get upset by because
I know when I see that that signal that we're
gonna have to wait until the last episode. And by
the way, whenever that's the case, because we know editing,
we know that it's going to be lackluster and it's
not going to be that big of a deal.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, because what is he going to say that he's
been dealing with cancer? Here we are.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He kind of insinuated that he's been dealing with cancer.
Shout out to g money. He said he's had something
his organs weren't working.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, and he at this he was insinuating that has
to do with Mia. Something you don't know about Mia.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know, but I don't like it because I
get excited and they the you know, the skill and
the filmmaking and the editing and the way they structure
the Real Housewives franchises. People that don't watch it, I know,
you're like, what are you talking about. I know it's
not Apocalypse now, I know it's not Oppenhauer. I know
(05:49):
it's not The Godfather. But as far as TV keeping
it moving, entertaining, cutaways, music, sound, editing. When I'm looking
at as a piece and a presentation of television, they're
at the top of the top.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, and they've gotten even better with it. They've gotten
even more creative with the you know, flashback, the storytelling.
Storytelling by the way, when they whose house was it
when they went back was the Potomac When they went
back and the house was upside down.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, they're doing all kinds of it's purple.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But the Real Housewives of Potomac were coming to an end.
And just just when you're like, wait, wait, we were
we were kind of over we were over saturated with
shows and then you're like, Potoona's coming and then boom,
we got We saw that they dropped the trailer for
New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, that's great, but we're not done talking about Potomac.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But no, I know, I know, I get said every
time the season ends.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I know, but it gets We got one more episode
of the reunion, and we still need to figure out
what the uh G money, G Money's gonna say, Grandpa
G I mean, I feel so bad for this man.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And also because remember when G money was popping and
he was.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Already in and he was inappropriate and everybody thought he was.
He went from mister inappropriate to mister ding dong not working,
and uh now now he's just sad, sad, sad, sitting
behind his ex wife. Now, who's got a boyfriend named Ink?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Or is it mystery?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's Ink. It's just Ink. Not a rapper, not.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
A rapper, and not a radio person not a radio personality.
No rapper, not a rapper, a radio personality. Right, Yes,
I never heard of him, but I'm sure if we
investigated Ink or mystery.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I want to shout out the grand damn, the grandame
the grondole's haircut, because I think she I don't think
we said this, but she looks fantat. Did we talk
about how good she looks? I can't. Last night I
was like, she looks so good. I kind of want
to do my hair really really blonde and cut it short.
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But her? Yours is curly?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Her?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Is I can do it straight?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Like you got straighten it every day.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't know, but it just looks so sophisticated
for an older, mature woman.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know, you have a babe. She she did it
blonde like. It's almost like, no, we're not at that point.
We're not no, and you're not look grond domme.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I just feel like raggedy Ann. I'm just tired of
my look. I'm like Lisa ran all over here with
the same look for forty seven years.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You were rocking the braids.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I love the I like the braids.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You just were happy to have a wife that just
look like you were cheating, like you gotta you.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You just felt like I was a different woman, that's
all I get it. I'm I feel sorry for you
because they're dealing with the same bitch forever, and I
get it. It was like new but it was gross and
I liked it when I don't know, I can't. They
were so dirty, like they like you get like stuff
when you.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Take them out. But when you were walking around like
that and I took it out, you were jumping out
of your hair.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean it was like Linton, like, I don't know,
people that this is such a gross conversation where people
don't have breades but it's not great and it's cute
for once, but it's played out and it's like it's
not the style. But you know, Karen, my hair just
was something called Keraton tips, Right, maybe I can do
something like that where like I don't know, I just
need a haircut. Right now, I'm just raggedy. I'm also
(09:02):
jet lagging. I'm tired, so I'm not feeling very.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Okay to it. Baby, people people come first. Show I'm
going to l a people.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Are people.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Business like show business. Okay, here I go, all right,
nobody wants to hear I'm tired, I am I want
to talk.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I definitely don't want to hear about the carrotter nobody.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And nobody wants to hear about my dirty braids. So
I really have to say something about Candice and this
whole whitewashing thing of you. You watched episode two of
the reunion. She really goes back and Giselle gets really
upset with her, rightfully so, of her accusing the lighter
skinned women of this whitewashing. There's four of them, by
the way, she doesn't accuse it of Ashley, or does
(09:42):
she go down on lagron Dom, which is interesting because
it only comes up with the fighting right with the
people that she doesn't get along with.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
That's a good point, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And it's like it's like she jumps to the racing,
and this comes up when the reality shows now with
this race thing, and now we're even finding on the
black shows what we're going to talk about. Now it's
scanned the dark scan, and I really find that it
is polarizing and it just stops people from talking and
communicating and it just puts a brick wall down and
then it's over. And it's really hurtful, by the way,
(10:13):
because these are just, first of all, we're all women,
and we're all black women, regardless of what shade the
world sees us. All of that, and then the Robin
and and Giselle, they got death threats and it was
horrible for them. I really really felt bad, and I
think when Candice sort of apologized, I think she felt sorry,
but it's psych.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
But she cries about everything.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She cries about everything. But anyway, I'm it was really
disappointed that we're going to go there, even win. We
went there and they brought it up again, and I
get how Jiselle's holding on to it because I would
have too. It was a really nasty low blow. And
for somebody to use that, I mean, it's one thing.
It's on on Beverly Hills and it's garcel. But now
we're at Potomac and we're doing that.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And what it does is it jeopardizes the show going
all right does And like I know, it's supposed to
be reality, but like we've said before, when the reality
TV shows get too dark, that's when they start.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Put him on pause.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
They put them on pause.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Cast members get changed, shows get revamped. I mean the
Real Housewives in New York, that's why I got revamped
because of the darkness. And you know, you gotta watch
yourself as you gotta be responsible to the show and
be responsible to yourself because if the party gets too dark,
you ain't ter rees. The Judis Kansas Dillard, you're good,
(11:30):
you're a good house. But Teresa Judnis she can she
could sustain the darkness because she she's the show revolves
around her.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Essentially. You gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And now kandas Stillard's gun I know, I know. Let
me ask you a question, what what do you make
of Wan Dixon and Robin's relationship. Wan didn't show up
to the reunion. Yeah one look I like one as
a basketball player. I liked him in college. I root
for him, he's a basketball player. Root for them because
(12:01):
whatever they have, it's their marriage, they have their kids.
But what is your instinct about Wan Dixon, just as
a woman about a man, like, what is your instinct?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
My instinct is that he has old habits die hard
if you don't do the work. In other words, whatever
he did in the past, I think it's hard to
not to do it in the present if you don't
do it, I'm sure they love each other. These are
like they grew up together. It's hard to separate when
you have children. I don't want to see anybody ever, ever,
(12:30):
ever get separated or divorced, especially when they have children.
And I think they're just used to each other. I mean,
it'd be like if you and I stay together since
we were that young age, right, And I think it's
hard for them. I think Robin making excuses for the
weird things of like the laundry mat and the nail
saloon and paying for the girls hotel room. I mean
these are wow. I mean, if you did like that,
(12:51):
I chop your knees off, like this would be crazy.
And then I'm cleaning out his phone.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
There's a lot in the hotel. It was some weird shit.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And then allegedly sexually harassment or something as a coach.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Too much, it's too much writing on the wall. There's
too much smoke in the room. You know, it's just
too much.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And smile a little one Dixon. He's got that face.
He got that dick face, and I like one. He
got that dick face.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Though, I think he gives it all away. I think
the times when they were on vacation he yelled at her,
I think on the phone it sounded like a guilty
man yelling. It sounded like a dude that was trying
to house this woman, make her like, oh you care
about what these other women think? Like this, this is
kind of like a man that may be up to
no good. Also, you know when this last episode went
(13:40):
towards the season, remember when she called him again, He's like,
you're reacting. It's always her fault, Like these are signs
that I'm not a therapist, babe, But like it just
sounds fucking whack if you ask me, and all The
ladies on the show know it, by the way, because
all of them have been a part of relationships with
the men cheets, So this is nothing new to anybody.
This is Robin's choice for her life. It's fine, she's
doing it. I get why she would do it. It's
(14:02):
very scary to change, you know. By the way, here's
a couple that was not together that stayed together. Okay,
they broke up and they were together and they still
lived together. So it's very difficult for these two obviously
to separate for whatever reason. And that's all I say
about that.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You are listening to rap up ports reality, we will
be ranked back. We skipped over a very important part
of today. I need my flowers for what we just
(14:41):
did for the last two and.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
A half hours. Oh that's right, and I don't need
to set it up.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I would like you to set up and give me
my two and a half hours worth of well, no
full flowers.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I won't give you faux I'll give you faux flowers.
So I came out of therapy and New texted me
and said, I'm at the Apple store. Do you want
to meet me?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
So I met you immediately at the Apple Store. That
was like a couple of blocks away from my therapy,
and you were getting your phone fixed. Yes, and then
they said it's going to take ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So I said, do you want to go downtown? I
want to go to this sneaker store and get sneakers
and we can have lunch. And you were like, uh
uh uh no. I didn't say no, you said, you
said without a beat, without a beat, you said okay,
and we went down there.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Shot.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
The consequences of that were I love going downtown. I
loved beaut the day got nd the spring, I feel
like it's come yep.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was nice out. But the consequences were, you have
no phone for two hours, two and a half hours.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
And a half hours.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Because I knew he said ninety minutes, but going downtown
it's going to wind it be in two hours, two
hours and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I must say that you did do have your Apple
Watch on and no Instagram on there. It doesn't matter.
You kept looking at it we had lunch.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I didn't look at it that much. I gotta say, oh,
just trying to figure it out because I haven't been
out without my phone for that long.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We took the train down there. That was nice to
be with you on the train. I literally looked at
you and said, it's kind of like the nineties.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You know, And I was just like, I don't know
what I've been doing.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I was like, what what did we used to do
in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I didn't have my phone? That shit was like, I
was like I was tripping out.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Anyway, I gotta say, it wasn't much different being with you.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
With other you didn't feel like I was present more
president now you didn't feel like I was more present.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I feel like I was present. I feel like we
were talking, and I feel like if there's a way
to be without Mike. See.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
The thing about the phone is like you go, well,
I'm putting the phone down. I need the phone away
from me in another room. I need the phone like
out of my presence because if it's on me, it's
like scratching my balls, like I'm gonna pick that fucking
thing up one way or another.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You know what I think, Babe. I think unfortunately for you,
your phone is such like an appendage, like he's such
a part of you. You are on you were on
your phone, Like if I'm away from you. I literally
close my eyes to picture like where you are, what
you're doing. I don't have You're like I know the position,
physical position you are with your body. I could mimic
(16:58):
how you look with your phone in your hand. That's
your life. So when you're with you, I feel like
you're so uncomfortable without your phone, and you're like kind
of like an uncomfortable guy anywhere. You're like big, and
you're like always switching positions and stuff. So I think
you were adjusting to the fact that you didn't have
the phone. The whole time. You didn't have the phone,
so therefore you couldn't totally be present by the way,
I got to.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Tell you, I have to differ.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, well, I feel present. And then there was a
little cute baby that was so cute, And as much
as we love babies, we're always distracted when there's babies around.
You were looking at this baby the whole lunch, and
the baby was looking at you. And by the way,
that baby was so cute because it was it was
it must have been how old six six and it
was waving at you, so that was.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
A distraction and nice blue eyes, so it was it
was good.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
The train ride was great. I felt you're like you
were present then, but you were so happy by the
way you took my phone on the way. I had
to check my Instagram on your phone, So I mean,
how well did you really do?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, moving off of my flowers, let's talk about vander
Pump Rules, which even though I feel like the water
tasting thing was totally unnecessary, and Jax Taylor was caught
mentioning that he thought it was kind of a scripted
(18:14):
kind of thing, and I don't. I don't pay attention
to anything about reality shows being scripted. I understand there's
cameras there. I understand how people act when cameras are around.
I choose to believe that nobody's aware of the cameras
and don't fuck with my show, Jack Taylor, you just
got back on TV.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Wait, Jackson was at the water tap.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Jack Jackson wasn't at the water taste thing, but Jack's
I think Jack's had a screening of Vanderpunt Rules.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And the Valley at his bar. Jack's shout out to
Jackson's a sports bar.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I want nothing but good things for Jack. But he
was caught saying something like it feels scripted or felt scripted,
and I'm like, Jack's you should be you should talk Jax.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
You just got back.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, he does it like chill.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's not like you know, like you're just like, you know,
like some improv king like.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
No, JACKX, we know when you're bullshitting' it too. They listen.
I I not that I disagree with him. I felt like, like, huh,
what could I you know.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Like water chasing, Well, yeah, that's the best you have
to do.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You have to think of stuff to shoot.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Like I get it.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Like what she does drink water, she go you every
scene she's shooting, they go out for drinks. She does
order water. Makes kind of sense. It's on brand. But yeah,
not want want. It didn't. It didn't really it wasn't
that interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
But what was interesting and what has happened and what
has transpired, which is really and we haven't talked about this,
is that Katie, Katie.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Admitted after being caught.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Because of Brock telling Schwartz, Katie had sex with Max,
who was on I think season eight or season nine, Yeah,
of Van of Pump Rules.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And Katie revenge.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Fucked Max, who's not just a part of their group,
he's one of Schwartz's best friends.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You do it so wild too. By the way, I
don't know what reunion. Maybe this was priory unions where
Andy would point out how everybody cheated. Well, no, this
was season ten. Everybody's cheated except for Katie and Arianna.
Now we know that's not true and and.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's not cheating because they're not together. But he didn't
deserve that.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh right, that's right, they weren't.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
No, they're not together.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
They said he didn't deserve like they were together.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, but now he seems to be taking it like nothing,
Like he's just like so like.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well everything like that. I think it really hurt him,
but that's.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
His best if that's one of his best friends.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Essentially, like, you've not only fucked up and pushed a
wedge in between your relationship with your ex husband ex
wife him and Katie.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Now he also I don't know how he acts, but
that's the end of his relationship with this guy. Max.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yes, it's definitely carred fucked up.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I think, like I said, dude, if you do that
ship like it's like if that's your real friend, you're.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Like, you can't I can't fuck with you, like yeah,
I can't really, yeah, I but you know, part of
me was thinking, like when Lisa made the comment of like, uh,
what Max was working with downstairs? Down below Max, big
dick Max, Like you didn't say that. She didn't say,
but she alluded to the fact that he was gifted.
I think she said he had a gift. I was gifted.
I think maybe Katie heard that and was curious, dick curious.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
But there's I, you know again in this world, like
you're selling people.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But I'm saying if you're dick curious, and it's in
the friend group, but which is so gross because he insisted,
she insisted that he not go go in inside the
friend group. It's all just so incestuous. The whole thing
makes you think it's.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Mean, Like it's like, yo, it's mean, Like even though
he find like she said.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It though she said, you know, he fucked me over
so much, and.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, but why would you want to do that to yourself?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I don't like it just seems in Los Angeles there's
so many people to mess around with, like they're always
like falling back into one.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
We say this about all of them all the time.
This is who they're around all the time. Don't know
anybody but Pople very famous, and so there's that element.
Jennifer Lawrence, No, she ain't Jennifer Annison either, so I
don't know. I don't know, Babe. I don't have an answer.
It's pretty gross. I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that.
But this is good television because I really like how
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they were in the backyard of uh.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Because Sandoval's house, in Arianna's.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
House, Sandoval's house, they were in the back of in
the in burbank.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
And whose house was it? Whose house was it?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hippie's house?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh, they were in the back of Hippiees James Kennedy
Hippie's backyard. Yeah, And they were talking and I said
to you, I think they're gonna end up being friends.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
They should be friends because they pissed off.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
She's still angry, but I think when she gets over
being mad at him and she sees him for what
he is, like sometimes when women grow up and they
realize who they picked was wrong, Like, he's.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Never gonna grow up.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
This is what this guy is.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
He's banged up, he's banged up.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
He just just this is what he is.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
And then while that was going on.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Arianna and Sandovale were getting into a fight, and Arianna
inevitably went to call the cops. Like she she carried
out and and and I know, I'm kind of you
know rough listen the two of them. I find that
both of them to be very unlikable. I find sandivial
to just like I feel like this year like, I'm
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just like, yeah, I agree. They they turned for me too.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's just too he I love them, I love them.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Them. They're unlikable to watch with what they're going through
right now because he's such a narcissist and and you know,
but but by the way, he's backed into the corner.
Because when you're that liked your I think you rise
to the occasion of defending yourself and it gets over
the top when you're that hated, when you're that hated,
and when she's that angry, which, by the way, I listen,
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if you did that, tim me, I think I would
be just like her. And I'm shooting a TV show,
I would be like, fuck you motherfuck.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
And it was right on the heels of skin, but
it was fresh.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So we're watching this kind of fresh and she's shooting
this is her job. She's still there. She's you know,
decided to because she she would have quit, it would
have blown the whole wad. So she she did the
right thing by coming back. But it's painful to sit there.
This guy, he really did something horrible right under her
nose with her friends, and like it's really bad what
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he did. So I don't I just can't be mad
at her for being that angry. I've been there before.
I know how.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I just know it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So I think we're gonna have to work with her
through that.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
We're gonna have to give her some great we do.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We really have to just be patient with her. I
get it. I can see where she's like, I will,
I want you straight. And I want to strangle him too,
because I think he's a prick and I think he
just is so entitled. He just it doesn't seem like
he gets it. I think he's bullshitting about that. He
felt a lot. You know what, I really loved Rachel,
you know, like you know you didn't like you're just
full of shit and you're just a MEMI me person.
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But the truth is, again, like these girls who picked
these guys, they got to take responsibility. And this is
a youthful thing. You picked them. Guess what he was
always like that, You just had on different glasses. Now
you take off the glasses, and when you grow and
you heal and you look at the fool that you picked,
you will see it and then you can have some
grace for him and go like, wow, I just picked
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this idiot. He was always this idiot.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Okay, it's true.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
So I think, you know, we have to be patient
with her because I'd be that pissed too if I
had put myself in that position and I was living
underneath that, like that's crazy. What he did was not
okay period. But you know, and that being said, he
almost did murder her dog.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Okay, he almost did murder her dog by accident.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Because if you have a dog, or you've ever owned
a dog, you've ever dog set them little motherfuckers will
get into anything. And I don't remember which one of
my dogs shout out to Stanley Rip shout out to
Weezy rip Uh, but I.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Believe both of them. At one point. I one time,
one of the dogs ate all the cash in my wallet.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And that was that that dog that we got from Mexico,
That that dog ate my wallet. Yeah, I remember that
all the cash was all in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Motherfucker ate my, it was like a thousand dollars in twenties.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That dog also ate the mechanism to our iron gate.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
That dog was extra they that dog was eating like
electricity and like remote controls and shit like that. But
Weezy or Stanley, not the Mexico dog that we were
dog sitting.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Weezier.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Stanley once ate like I had like weed candies, so
that that happened to the weed before. And luckily I
found him and took him and got his stomach pump.
And what happened with sand and Ariana's dog? What's the
name dog? Frankie, Jimmy, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I don't know. But they're sharing a house. It's her dog.
They got dog, they got a cat. He was there,
up up, up out.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
He put the dog in the bedroom and the dog
ate some leftover food that was in her bedroom, along
with some chopsticks.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Now I have to say high ress, not chop stick.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It doesn't matter if they're skewers.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Don't judge, don't baby, don't judge a chick for eating
in a Remind.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
No, I don't have a problem with they're eating a room,
But why aren't you cleaning up the left door? Why
are you leaving your house? No, seriously, the leftovers in
your bedroom?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
No disrespect.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And I'm not saying that he shouldn't have, you know,
like Sandevil's not a fuck up and he almost then
killed the dog who we don't remember the name of.
But like, why are you, Arianna a well to do
a woman, grown woman? Why do you have left over
this in a college door?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Listen, I'm telling you something that's happening in that house.
This is my thing. My observation is these two are
living in sheer hell and this time and they as
we know right now, as of now, she's moved out whatever,
but right net they had just broken up. That house
is a shit show. They've got an assistant. She's cleaning
up his socks and his underwear. Her Ariana's room is
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a pig sty. It looks like girl interrupted in that motherfucker.
It is so dirty. I don't know how she confined.
Anythinks she's busy, she's going from job to job working.
I don't think she knows what's happening in that room.
There's probably you know.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
That being said babe, I get it. You know he's bedroom.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I know it's gross. It's so gross. We don't know
how long the chicken skewers been in there. It's all
a mess. There's kitty litter that's not empty. Yeah, he
had to clean the kitty litter. So, by the way,
this new assistant, when the old as sister is going
to be her new assistant, is gonna end up cleaning
after her too, so that they're going to have to
work out.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
But she was calling him a dog murderer, and then yeah,
that's not fair, Like yo, it happened.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
The dog got saved, and you know, I just think
that it's not fair to call them a dog almost
murderer when you're leaving. You're forty years old, they're thirty
seven years old, and you got chicken skewers left in
your room and you've left the premises.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's not a fucking dorm.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's not fair and it's not a dorm. She should
probably clean up after herself and maybe not rely on
this the like self serving Luther to watch the dog.
She should hire somebody out. But what do you think
about the couches when she leaves? She had the person
come in What would you do? Like, what do you
think about the couches and the furniture?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
If I were Arianna, I would be like, I'm starting
anew Take the stuff you want and move on with
your life. Yeah, I don't know, Like why you would
want to bring the couches spite Bring the couches, get
out of the house.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Who knows what happened on those couches when you weren't there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Get your new couches. You could probably get free couches.
Somebody will give you free couches and move on with
your life. Why would you want any remnants except for
some chotchkes and some personal things as start anew redecorate,
reformat group.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Let him if you want to spite him, make him
deal with all the bullshit.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, I'd say leave it all to him. She could
probably get somebody to trick out her place, like do
a thing with like west Elm or one of these
companies could probably do her whole house for her for free.
Fuck that I let I'm saying the F word a lot,
you know. I think what happened earlier on the street
got me really angry, and I'm saying I apologize to
our listeners for saying the word F word a lot,
because I'm I think I have some anger of what
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happened earlier.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Also also the days gotten away from you were filming this,
there was alleged solar eclipse or a what is it?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's an eclipse and it's not alleged. It's dark out.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I mean, there's people all over New York City looking
I looked. It wasn't that anything I saw. It was
like it was I want somebody to take pictures on
their iPhone and then I.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Can see maybe national geographically, because what I.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Saw when I looked through that lady's glasses, it wasn't
that impressive.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Like it sometimes thinking walking when we saw everybody standing,
I say, wow, we're really as human beings. We're really
we don't have much to look forward to. It everybody's
standing up looking.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
At thousands of people on the street.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Happen again in our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
What do you mean it happened a few years ago?
Trump looked into the sun, didn't He wasn't the same thing.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Wasn't that what he did? I think? So, yeah, it
happened every four years, five.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Minutes ago, A while this one, this is a different
kind that's not lunar clips, solar clips. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I'm not I'm not impressed with those things.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
But I think also the jet lag, I think you're
freaked out because you have to pack again. For me,
it's just another day at the beach packing.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Now, you're used to it, you're a beast. But you
also have to run back out of the house, so you.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Have to run back out of the house. And for me,
when i'm packing, my most.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
My biggest goal, my packing goal is to make sure
that toiletry bag is packed with everything that I wanted it,
every lotion, every cream, every cleanser.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Really, why, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Because what I have a problem with you because you
don't have enough underwear.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
You know you have half your underwears up in uh
in Connecticut. You have some here, but inevitably, when we're
on the road, you don't have enough under And I
keep saying, why don't you buy some more underwear? You
always have to do laundry, and it's like it doesn't
make sense.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I need, I need, I need a couple more pairs
of underwear because I find when you're on the road,
if one thing I won't do is wear the same underwear.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
But if I hope, I will wear the same T
shirt if I didn't sweat and it.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
You never wear the same T shirt if I have to,
if I forget, If I forget, I prefer not to.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I'm not. I like brand new ship on every day.
I'm clean, but push come to shove. I'll wear a
T shirt if I need to. I do not now.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I have done it because there has been times when
I've been on the road and have them been able
to do the laundry and you have to wear the
underwear again and I just flip them inside it.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's disgusting. It's nothing to be proud of.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You can you can wash them out in the sink.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I'd rather flip them.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I rather flip them some nasty there's something about you.
I've never no, that's disgusting, but.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
It's it's rare. It's a rare occasion. But if Bush
comes to show, I'll flip those puppies. And the underarm aware,
the under arm, aware that you do that. No, the
under armor underwear that I wear, it is us. It
has a with oystick moisture wicked so it doesn't absorb
that much smell.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I mean, listen, I'll bust through any kind of moisture
wicked thing they have. I'm just saying, no, you're.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Do you never smell. My thing is that if I'm
gone for eight days, I'm bringing sixteen pairs an underwear.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That means if I'm going eight days, I'm bringing like
twelve fourteen pairs of one because inevitably you might have
to double up.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But that's why I say, last time I was in Connecticut,
You're like, can you bring me some underwear? I'm like,
are you kidding me? No, I'm not. I'm not coming
back and forth into the city with underwear. It's ridiculous.
You want me to carry like you like you go
bring me four pairs of underwear.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
You're like a grown man, like fifty four years old.
I think you could have board to buy five more
pair of underwear, I mean our six Okay, like you
could do that. I think that Let's make that happen
before we get on and after we come back this
next trip. It's gonna make everybody's life easier.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
All right, let's pay some bills. All right, we'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Let's have a three or four episode in Analysis of
the Valley because I'm gonna be honest, I didn't say
it when we were watching it. Yeah, But aside from
Jack's and Kristen Dody and I like Kristen Doty's boyfriend
because he's his total snapcase. He's looking like he's gonna fucking.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
He looks like he's gonna end up in an episode
of that show Snapped, you know that show Snap where
people like he.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Looks like he could he not ready for reality TV.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
He looks like he messes with firearms. Yeah, I'm saying like.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Because he told that one dude like, Yo, you're gonna
apologize to me, You're gonna apologize to her?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, And like he's got his face turned red, like
he started getting red. Like I don't don't know about him.
He's like he's one of those people that's really really
not nice, that talks like he's nice, you know, but
deep down inside he's plotting to like really hurt people
in large groups.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
But I have to say thus far, and I'm not
going to give up.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
We can't give up.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I'm not going to give up. But aside from Jackson
Kristen Doty, I'm like, who are these people I.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Felt that way too. I took some a few notes
for us because I.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Like them.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I'm having a hard time. I think Danny and Nia,
the ones with the little babies, Yes, I'm bored to death.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Is Danny the one who he christin Doty's boyfriend step two?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
No no, Danny is the one, the actor one. And
then the wife is the beauty pageants chick who went away.
I just go no, thank you. And then Jesse and Michelle.
That's the one. Jesse, he's a dick. Their marriage is doomed.
He's a little prick. That guy's an asshole, and that's
hard to be. You can't be an unlikable asshole.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
You can't be an unlike a blast ball. In episode
four of the show, we get to.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
That point being an asshole. But you can't come out
the gate being a dick because we have a long,
hopefully time to go with you. It's not working for
me at all.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I agree. And Jacks is a dick, but he's our dick.
He's the number one.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But also he was funny, and he's he's the number one.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
The group didn't no no, but.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
He didn't start that. He's accidental. He's loving the people
who all the I mean, Stossy was like, I hate
this guy. I can't I can't get away from him.
This guy has not had one redeeming quality thus far.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
I agree. I agree.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
So and then the other one, Janet and Jason, you know,
they might be too normal, the one that's pregnant, the
girl that's I don't see anything. That one conversation they
had in the bedroom and she sat on the bed.
I was like, this is what are you kidding me?
Is this on TV?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I think we need more of Brittany and Jacks.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I agree, we need some veteran because Britney's a vet Jackson.
Brittany is a good dynamic and I know they're trying
to introduce other characters, but no, and they go Brittany,
that's Dody and.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Jets, you know, and they have Jasmine and Zach, the
the black girl who's fluid, and then the gay guy.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
The residential gay guy there's always and the.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Residential black chick that's fluid. And they're supposed to bring
something and they're they're fun, but none of these people
are fun. So like, I don't know what's happening here,
and it's in the valley. So how much fun can
you have in the valley.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I don't know because I was looking for that.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Me too, me too, and it's so far. We're like,
you know, what happens? You know, it's bad. When we're
watching a reality show. We both pick up our phones
and I say, and I say, rewinded, I miss that,
And I accepted a lot during I said, rewind it,
I miss that a lot.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
So I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I'm concerned because we came in with such high high
hopes and high expectations, but I am concerned that the
rest of those people are not carrying their weight. The
veterans are carrying their weight. And Dotie's boyfriend, you know,
I like to see what maybe you know, if he's
gonna get like you know, like maybe like a something
might pop off with him. But other than that, I'm like,
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come on, man, like I need some I need some
action here. I need some humor, some action. Like that
party was good when they were all losers, like you know,
it look like fourty year old virgin or something like that,
But now that we're like settling into it, I need
some I need some something to happen.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Maybe it looks like that last fight at the dinner
table at the house opening that open that party for
the house. No, no, I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
We're going to stick with it. We're gonna have to
start leaning into our summerhouse and is it winterhouse.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Summerhouse is still on. We're we're a little behind on summerho.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Summer House and and Summer House. Martha's Vineyards coming back.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, we're gonna get into that.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
And Jersey's coming Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I can't. Yeah, Martha's Vendors Show is one of my favorites,
so I'm looking forward to watching that. The first episode
is already up, I believe.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
All right, well, we got to catch up with that,
and we got to catch up with you. This is
the Rappaport's reality, the reality of Wrap Reports.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
What more can I say?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Babe, listen, pack your stuff, get yourself ready the next
time we're doing this, but we're gonna be doing it
live from Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
We need to we need to we need to go
to uh to Tom Tom we do we need it
even open it's open on the show, on the show,
it's open.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh, we should definitely go on the show with Dean
and Alice Tom.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
We need to go to Tom Tom.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Okay, well, let's definitely do that.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Because it's is it only open on the show.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
The sandwich shop.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
But Katie and and we're gonna go here too. We
have that fucking sandwich shop. Something about her.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, we have to go there.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
We're going there too anyway.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
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You don't want to know everything. You don't want to
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To record this.
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one day, we're going to get there to what our
life's like on the streets with people's opinions about our life.
You know what, I will say this, We are well
meaning human beings that care about our people and our
lives in the world. And I'll just say that, and
a lot of people want to disagree, and they have
(01:53):
big fucking mouths.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, that's curse.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
On the pro I've cursed before.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But I don't know if you never said fuck no,
but you know no.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
But here's the thing about me, babe, you and you
know me since I'm twenty one years old. I am
so sweet and so loving. But do not come for
anybody that I love, because I will rip your fucking
throat out.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Let's leave it at that. Let's leave it at that,
because I know people are like, wait, wait a second, No,
nothing happened. Nothing, nothing happens to it's event.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's not an event. But I don't like it, and
I think people should respect each other. I don't care
what you think or feel. But if you walk up
on somebody on the street talking crazy, you don't know
where I come from. All right, that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah. I don't know Karate, but I know Kara better
abody that's me. Anyway. Anyway, here we are here, we are.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Hired because I'm jet lag. I'm really jet LaGG.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You're still jet right. I came back from Israel how
many days ago?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like four three, not even that long, and I guess
that's but you you know what, I hit the ground run.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know, because you're different, your beasts, You're made of
something different that I really admire. You got in, yes, slept,
you got on another plane. I went to Tampa, had
shot up everybody Tampa, and then you came back. And
now we're gonna get on a plane and go to
l A. And like we're just doing the damn thing.
And I you know, but I you know, I'm not
cut out for this thing.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yes you are.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I am. Okay. My other personality is just a housewife
from uh.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
You're just a England, New England. You're you're from Venice, babe.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
No, I know, but what you always like, we go
where are you from?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You go? I was born? You don't do you have
any memories of being growing up? I do a little bit.
When did you go to move to Venice?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Marlborough mess when you were how old. Well, it happened twice,
but yeah, I moved there when I went to Junior
High and.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Enna really yeah, ship, All right, let's neither here nor there.
Let's get to it.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Let's start with.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Are we starting with uh?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I want to start with Potomac? You do?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
And the reason I want to start with Potomac is
I know that everybody that watches The Real Housewives and
vander Pump.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
But they they milk it.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
They milk it hard body on the Real Housewives when
they show, like, for instance, an episode two of the
Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, Episode two of the three
part reunion, we know Daddy G. G Love has something
to say, and they did a coming up Daddy G
(04:23):
G Love is gonna say something. Daddy G G Love said,
I want you guys to know some of you guys
already know or not know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And then and then they go to commercial and you're like, oh,
it's coming yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
And they did that in episode.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
One yeah of the reunion, right, and.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Then the other day they did it in episode two
again and you're like, Okay, we're gonna find out what
Daddy G G Money has to say.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
But you always know that you're gonna have to wait
to the last elpisode.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
I'm fine having to wait to the last episode. But
I'm a vet. I'm not new to this. I'm true
to this. We're not new to this. We're true to this.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Like, but I don't I don't get upset by because
I know when I see that that signal that we're
gonna have to wait until the last episode. And by
the way, whenever that's the case, because we know editing,
we know that it's going to be lackluster and it's
not going to be that big of a deal.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, because what is he going to say that he's
been dealing with cancer? Here we are.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
He kind of insinuated that he's been dealing with cancer.
Shout out to g money. He said he's had something
his organs weren't working.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, and he at this he was insinuating that has
to do with Mia. Something you don't know about Mia.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I don't know, but I don't like it because I
get excited and they the you know, the skill and
the filmmaking and the editing and the way they structure
the Real Housewives franchises. People that don't watch it, I know,
you're like, what are you talking about. I know it's
not Apocalypse now, I know it's not Oppenhauer. I know
(05:49):
it's not The Godfather. But as far as TV keeping
it moving, entertaining, cutaways, music, sound, editing. When I'm looking
at as a piece and a presentation of television, they're
at the top of the top.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, and they've gotten even better with it. They've gotten
even more creative with the you know, flashback, the storytelling.
Storytelling by the way, when they whose house was it
when they went back was the Potomac When they went
back and the house was upside down.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, they're doing all kinds of it's purple.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
But the Real Housewives of Potomac were coming to an end.
And just just when you're like, wait, wait, we were
we were kind of over we were over saturated with
shows and then you're like, Potoona's coming and then boom,
we got We saw that they dropped the trailer for
New Jersey.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, that's great, but we're not done talking about Potomac.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But no, I know, I know, I get said every
time the season ends.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I know, but it gets We got one more episode
of the reunion, and we still need to figure out
what the uh G money, G Money's gonna say, Grandpa
G I mean, I feel so bad for this man.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And also because remember when G money was popping and
he was.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Already in and he was inappropriate and everybody thought he was.
He went from mister inappropriate to mister ding dong not working,
and uh now now he's just sad, sad, sad, sitting
behind his ex wife. Now, who's got a boyfriend named Ink?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Or is it mystery?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Now?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's Ink. It's just Ink. Not a rapper, not.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
A rapper, and not a radio person not a radio personality.
No rapper, not a rapper, a radio personality. Right, Yes,
I never heard of him, but I'm sure if we
investigated Ink or mystery.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I want to shout out the grand damn, the grandame
the grondole's haircut, because I think she I don't think
we said this, but she looks fantat. Did we talk
about how good she looks? I can't. Last night I
was like, she looks so good. I kind of want
to do my hair really really blonde and cut it short.
What do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But her? Yours is curly?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Her?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Is I can do it straight?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Like you got straighten it every day.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't know, but it just looks so sophisticated
for an older, mature woman.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
You know, you have a babe. She she did it
blonde like. It's almost like, no, we're not at that point.
We're not no, and you're not look grond domme.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I just feel like raggedy Ann. I'm just tired of
my look. I'm like Lisa ran all over here with
the same look for forty seven years.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
You were rocking the braids.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I love the I like the braids.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
You just were happy to have a wife that just
look like you were cheating, like you gotta you.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You just felt like I was a different woman, that's
all I get it. I'm I feel sorry for you
because they're dealing with the same bitch forever, and I
get it. It was like new but it was gross and
I liked it when I don't know, I can't. They
were so dirty, like they like you get like stuff
when you.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Take them out. But when you were walking around like
that and I took it out, you were jumping out
of your hair.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I mean it was like Linton, like, I don't know,
people that this is such a gross conversation where people
don't have breades but it's not great and it's cute
for once, but it's played out and it's like it's
not the style. But you know, Karen, my hair just
was something called Keraton tips, Right, maybe I can do
something like that where like I don't know, I just
need a haircut. Right now, I'm just raggedy. I'm also
(09:02):
jet lagging. I'm tired, so I'm not feeling very.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Okay to it. Baby, people people come first. Show I'm
going to l a people.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Are people.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Business like show business. Okay, here I go, all right,
nobody wants to hear I'm tired, I am I want
to talk.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I definitely don't want to hear about the carrotter nobody.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And nobody wants to hear about my dirty braids. So
I really have to say something about Candice and this
whole whitewashing thing of you. You watched episode two of
the reunion. She really goes back and Giselle gets really
upset with her, rightfully so, of her accusing the lighter
skinned women of this whitewashing. There's four of them, by
the way, she doesn't accuse it of Ashley, or does
(09:42):
she go down on lagron Dom, which is interesting because
it only comes up with the fighting right with the
people that she doesn't get along with.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
That's a good point, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And it's like it's like she jumps to the racing,
and this comes up when the reality shows now with
this race thing, and now we're even finding on the
black shows what we're going to talk about. Now it's
scanned the dark scan, and I really find that it
is polarizing and it just stops people from talking and
communicating and it just puts a brick wall down and
then it's over. And it's really hurtful, by the way,
(10:13):
because these are just, first of all, we're all women,
and we're all black women, regardless of what shade the
world sees us. All of that, and then the Robin
and and Giselle, they got death threats and it was
horrible for them. I really really felt bad, and I
think when Candice sort of apologized, I think she felt sorry,
but it's psych.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
But she cries about everything.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
She cries about everything. But anyway, I'm it was really
disappointed that we're going to go there, even win. We
went there and they brought it up again, and I
get how Jiselle's holding on to it because I would
have too. It was a really nasty low blow. And
for somebody to use that, I mean, it's one thing.
It's on on Beverly Hills and it's garcel. But now
we're at Potomac and we're doing that.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
And what it does is it jeopardizes the show going
all right does And like I know, it's supposed to
be reality, but like we've said before, when the reality
TV shows get too dark, that's when they start.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Put him on pause.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
They put them on pause.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Cast members get changed, shows get revamped. I mean the
Real Housewives in New York, that's why I got revamped
because of the darkness. And you know, you gotta watch
yourself as you gotta be responsible to the show and
be responsible to yourself because if the party gets too dark,
you ain't ter rees. The Judis Kansas Dillard, you're good,
(11:30):
you're a good house. But Teresa Judnis she can she
could sustain the darkness because she she's the show revolves
around her.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Essentially. You gotta be careful.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
And now kandas Stillard's gun I know, I know. Let
me ask you a question, what what do you make
of Wan Dixon and Robin's relationship. Wan didn't show up
to the reunion. Yeah one look I like one as
a basketball player. I liked him in college. I root
for him, he's a basketball player. Root for them because
(12:01):
whatever they have, it's their marriage, they have their kids.
But what is your instinct about Wan Dixon, just as
a woman about a man, like, what is your instinct?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
My instinct is that he has old habits die hard
if you don't do the work. In other words, whatever
he did in the past, I think it's hard to
not to do it in the present if you don't
do it, I'm sure they love each other. These are
like they grew up together. It's hard to separate when
you have children. I don't want to see anybody ever, ever,
(12:30):
ever get separated or divorced, especially when they have children.
And I think they're just used to each other. I mean,
it'd be like if you and I stay together since
we were that young age, right, And I think it's
hard for them. I think Robin making excuses for the
weird things of like the laundry mat and the nail
saloon and paying for the girls hotel room. I mean
these are wow. I mean, if you did like that,
(12:51):
I chop your knees off, like this would be crazy.
And then I'm cleaning out his phone.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
There's a lot in the hotel. It was some weird shit.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
And then allegedly sexually harassment or something as a coach.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Too much, it's too much writing on the wall. There's
too much smoke in the room. You know, it's just
too much.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And smile a little one Dixon. He's got that face.
He got that dick face, and I like one. He
got that dick face.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Though, I think he gives it all away. I think
the times when they were on vacation he yelled at her,
I think on the phone it sounded like a guilty
man yelling. It sounded like a dude that was trying
to house this woman, make her like, oh you care
about what these other women think? Like this, this is
kind of like a man that may be up to
no good. Also, you know when this last episode went
(13:40):
towards the season, remember when she called him again, He's like,
you're reacting. It's always her fault, Like these are signs
that I'm not a therapist, babe, But like it just
sounds fucking whack if you ask me, and all The
ladies on the show know it, by the way, because
all of them have been a part of relationships with
the men cheets, So this is nothing new to anybody.
This is Robin's choice for her life. It's fine, she's
doing it. I get why she would do it. It's
(14:02):
very scary to change, you know. By the way, here's
a couple that was not together that stayed together. Okay,
they broke up and they were together and they still
lived together. So it's very difficult for these two obviously
to separate for whatever reason. And that's all I say
about that.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
You are listening to rap up ports reality, we will
be ranked back. We skipped over a very important part
of today. I need my flowers for what we just
(14:41):
did for the last two and.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
A half hours. Oh that's right, and I don't need
to set it up.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I would like you to set up and give me
my two and a half hours worth of well, no
full flowers.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I won't give you faux I'll give you faux flowers.
So I came out of therapy and New texted me
and said, I'm at the Apple store. Do you want
to meet me?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
So I met you immediately at the Apple Store. That
was like a couple of blocks away from my therapy,
and you were getting your phone fixed. Yes, and then
they said it's going to take ninety minutes.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So I said, do you want to go downtown? I
want to go to this sneaker store and get sneakers
and we can have lunch. And you were like, uh
uh uh no. I didn't say no, you said, you
said without a beat, without a beat, you said okay,
and we went down there.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Shot.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
I was shocked.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
The consequences of that were I love going downtown. I
loved beaut the day got nd the spring, I feel
like it's come yep.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
It was nice out. But the consequences were, you have
no phone for two hours, two and a half hours.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
And a half hours.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Because I knew he said ninety minutes, but going downtown
it's going to wind it be in two hours, two
hours and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I must say that you did do have your Apple
Watch on and no Instagram on there. It doesn't matter.
You kept looking at it we had lunch.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I didn't look at it that much. I gotta say, oh,
just trying to figure it out because I haven't been
out without my phone for that long.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We took the train down there. That was nice to
be with you on the train. I literally looked at
you and said, it's kind of like the nineties.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
You know, And I was just like, I don't know
what I've been doing.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I was like, what what did we used to do
in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I didn't have my phone? That shit was like, I
was like I was tripping out.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Anyway, I gotta say, it wasn't much different being with you.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
With other you didn't feel like I was present more
president now you didn't feel like I was more present.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
I feel like I was present. I feel like we
were talking, and I feel like if there's a way
to be without Mike. See.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
The thing about the phone is like you go, well,
I'm putting the phone down. I need the phone away
from me in another room. I need the phone like
out of my presence because if it's on me, it's
like scratching my balls, like I'm gonna pick that fucking
thing up one way or another.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
You know what I think, Babe. I think unfortunately for you,
your phone is such like an appendage, like he's such
a part of you. You are on you were on
your phone, Like if I'm away from you. I literally
close my eyes to picture like where you are, what
you're doing. I don't have You're like I know the position,
physical position you are with your body. I could mimic
(16:58):
how you look with your phone in your hand. That's
your life. So when you're with you, I feel like
you're so uncomfortable without your phone, and you're like kind
of like an uncomfortable guy anywhere. You're like big, and
you're like always switching positions and stuff. So I think
you were adjusting to the fact that you didn't have
the phone. The whole time. You didn't have the phone,
so therefore you couldn't totally be present by the way,
I got to.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Tell you, I have to differ.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Okay, well, I feel present. And then there was a
little cute baby that was so cute, And as much
as we love babies, we're always distracted when there's babies around.
You were looking at this baby the whole lunch, and
the baby was looking at you. And by the way,
that baby was so cute because it was it was
it must have been how old six six and it
was waving at you, so that was.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
A distraction and nice blue eyes, so it was it
was good.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
The train ride was great. I felt you're like you
were present then, but you were so happy by the
way you took my phone on the way. I had
to check my Instagram on your phone, So I mean,
how well did you really do?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Okay, moving off of my flowers, let's talk about vander
Pump Rules, which even though I feel like the water
tasting thing was totally unnecessary, and Jax Taylor was caught
mentioning that he thought it was kind of a scripted
(18:14):
kind of thing, and I don't. I don't pay attention
to anything about reality shows being scripted. I understand there's
cameras there. I understand how people act when cameras are around.
I choose to believe that nobody's aware of the cameras
and don't fuck with my show, Jack Taylor, you just
got back on TV.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Wait, Jackson was at the water tap.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Jack Jackson wasn't at the water taste thing, but Jack's
I think Jack's had a screening of Vanderpunt Rules.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
And the Valley at his bar. Jack's shout out to
Jackson's a sports bar.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
I want nothing but good things for Jack. But he
was caught saying something like it feels scripted or felt scripted,
and I'm like, Jack's you should be you should talk Jax.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
You just got back.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, he does it like chill.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
It's not like you know, like you're just like, you know,
like some improv king like.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
No, JACKX, we know when you're bullshitting' it too. They listen.
I I not that I disagree with him. I felt like, like, huh,
what could I you know.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Like water chasing, Well, yeah, that's the best you have
to do.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
You have to think of stuff to shoot.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Like I get it.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Like what she does drink water, she go you every
scene she's shooting, they go out for drinks. She does
order water. Makes kind of sense. It's on brand. But yeah,
not want want. It didn't. It didn't really it wasn't
that interesting.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
But what was interesting and what has happened and what
has transpired, which is really and we haven't talked about this,
is that Katie, Katie.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Admitted after being caught.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Because of Brock telling Schwartz, Katie had sex with Max,
who was on I think season eight or season nine, Yeah,
of Van of Pump Rules.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
And Katie revenge.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Fucked Max, who's not just a part of their group,
he's one of Schwartz's best friends.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
You do it so wild too. By the way, I
don't know what reunion. Maybe this was priory unions where
Andy would point out how everybody cheated. Well, no, this
was season ten. Everybody's cheated except for Katie and Arianna.
Now we know that's not true and and.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
That's not cheating because they're not together. But he didn't
deserve that.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh right, that's right, they weren't.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
No, they're not together.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
They said he didn't deserve like they were together.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, but now he seems to be taking it like nothing,
Like he's just like so like.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well everything like that. I think it really hurt him,
but that's.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
His best if that's one of his best friends.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Essentially, like, you've not only fucked up and pushed a
wedge in between your relationship with your ex husband ex
wife him and Katie.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Now he also I don't know how he acts, but
that's the end of his relationship with this guy. Max.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yes, it's definitely carred fucked up.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I think, like I said, dude, if you do that
ship like it's like if that's your real friend, you're.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Like, you can't I can't fuck with you, like yeah,
I can't really, yeah, I but you know, part of
me was thinking, like when Lisa made the comment of like, uh,
what Max was working with downstairs? Down below Max, big
dick Max, Like you didn't say that. She didn't say,
but she alluded to the fact that he was gifted.
I think she said he had a gift. I was gifted.
I think maybe Katie heard that and was curious, dick curious.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
But there's I, you know again in this world, like
you're selling people.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But I'm saying if you're dick curious, and it's in
the friend group, but which is so gross because he insisted,
she insisted that he not go go in inside the
friend group. It's all just so incestuous. The whole thing
makes you think it's.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Mean, Like it's like, yo, it's mean, Like even though
he find like she said.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
It though she said, you know, he fucked me over
so much, and.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Yeah, but why would you want to do that to yourself?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
I don't like it just seems in Los Angeles there's
so many people to mess around with, like they're always
like falling back into one.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
We say this about all of them all the time.
This is who they're around all the time. Don't know
anybody but Pople very famous, and so there's that element.
Jennifer Lawrence, No, she ain't Jennifer Annison either, so I
don't know. I don't know, Babe. I don't have an answer.
It's pretty gross. I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't do that.
But this is good television because I really like how
(22:28):
they were in the backyard of uh.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Because Sandoval's house, in Arianna's.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
House, Sandoval's house, they were in the back of in
the in burbank.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
And whose house was it? Whose house was it?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hippie's house?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh, they were in the back of Hippiees James Kennedy
Hippie's backyard. Yeah, And they were talking and I said
to you, I think they're gonna end up being friends.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
They should be friends because they pissed off.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
She's still angry, but I think when she gets over
being mad at him and she sees him for what
he is, like sometimes when women grow up and they
realize who they picked was wrong, Like, he's.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Never gonna grow up.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
This is what this guy is.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
He's banged up, he's banged up.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
He just just this is what he is.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
And then while that was going on.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Arianna and Sandovale were getting into a fight, and Arianna
inevitably went to call the cops. Like she she carried
out and and and I know, I'm kind of you
know rough listen the two of them. I find that
both of them to be very unlikable. I find sandivial
to just like I feel like this year like, I'm
(23:36):
just like, yeah, I agree. They they turned for me too.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's just too he I love them, I love them.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Them. They're unlikable to watch with what they're going through
right now because he's such a narcissist and and you know,
but but by the way, he's backed into the corner.
Because when you're that liked your I think you rise
to the occasion of defending yourself and it gets over
the top when you're that hated, when you're that hated,
and when she's that angry, which, by the way, I listen,
(24:05):
if you did that, tim me, I think I would
be just like her. And I'm shooting a TV show,
I would be like, fuck you motherfuck.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
And it was right on the heels of skin, but
it was fresh.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
So we're watching this kind of fresh and she's shooting
this is her job. She's still there. She's you know,
decided to because she she would have quit, it would
have blown the whole wad. So she she did the
right thing by coming back. But it's painful to sit there.
This guy, he really did something horrible right under her
nose with her friends, and like it's really bad what
(24:40):
he did. So I don't I just can't be mad
at her for being that angry. I've been there before.
I know how.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I just know it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
So I think we're gonna have to work with her
through that.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
We're gonna have to give her some great we do.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We really have to just be patient with her. I
get it. I can see where she's like, I will,
I want you straight. And I want to strangle him too,
because I think he's a prick and I think he
just is so entitled. He just it doesn't seem like
he gets it. I think he's bullshitting about that. He
felt a lot. You know what, I really loved Rachel,
you know, like you know you didn't like you're just
full of shit and you're just a MEMI me person.
(25:15):
But the truth is, again, like these girls who picked
these guys, they got to take responsibility. And this is
a youthful thing. You picked them. Guess what he was
always like that, You just had on different glasses. Now
you take off the glasses, and when you grow and
you heal and you look at the fool that you picked,
you will see it and then you can have some
grace for him and go like, wow, I just picked
(25:36):
this idiot. He was always this idiot.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Okay, it's true.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
So I think, you know, we have to be patient
with her because I'd be that pissed too if I
had put myself in that position and I was living
underneath that, like that's crazy. What he did was not
okay period. But you know, and that being said, he
almost did murder her dog.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Okay, he almost did murder her dog by accident.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Because if you have a dog, or you've ever owned
a dog, you've ever dog set them little motherfuckers will
get into anything. And I don't remember which one of
my dogs shout out to Stanley Rip shout out to
Weezy rip Uh, but I.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Believe both of them. At one point. I one time,
one of the dogs ate all the cash in my wallet.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And that was that that dog that we got from Mexico,
That that dog ate my wallet. Yeah, I remember that
all the cash was all in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Motherfucker ate my, it was like a thousand dollars in twenties.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
That dog also ate the mechanism to our iron gate.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
That dog was extra they that dog was eating like
electricity and like remote controls and shit like that. But
Weezy or Stanley, not the Mexico dog that we were
dog sitting.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Weezier.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Stanley once ate like I had like weed candies, so
that that happened to the weed before. And luckily I
found him and took him and got his stomach pump.
And what happened with sand and Ariana's dog? What's the
name dog? Frankie, Jimmy, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
I don't know. But they're sharing a house. It's her dog.
They got dog, they got a cat. He was there,
up up, up out.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
He put the dog in the bedroom and the dog
ate some leftover food that was in her bedroom, along
with some chopsticks.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Now I have to say high ress, not chop stick.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
It doesn't matter if they're skewers.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Don't judge, don't baby, don't judge a chick for eating
in a Remind.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
No, I don't have a problem with they're eating a room,
But why aren't you cleaning up the left door? Why
are you leaving your house? No, seriously, the leftovers in
your bedroom?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
No disrespect.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
And I'm not saying that he shouldn't have, you know,
like Sandevil's not a fuck up and he almost then
killed the dog who we don't remember the name of.
But like, why are you, Arianna a well to do
a woman, grown woman? Why do you have left over
this in a college door?
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Listen, I'm telling you something that's happening in that house.
This is my thing. My observation is these two are
living in sheer hell and this time and they as
we know right now, as of now, she's moved out whatever,
but right net they had just broken up. That house
is a shit show. They've got an assistant. She's cleaning
up his socks and his underwear. Her Ariana's room is
(28:16):
a pig sty. It looks like girl interrupted in that motherfucker.
It is so dirty. I don't know how she confined.
Anythinks she's busy, she's going from job to job working.
I don't think she knows what's happening in that room.
There's probably you know.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
That being said babe, I get it. You know he's bedroom.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I know it's gross. It's so gross. We don't know
how long the chicken skewers been in there. It's all
a mess. There's kitty litter that's not empty. Yeah, he
had to clean the kitty litter. So, by the way,
this new assistant, when the old as sister is going
to be her new assistant, is gonna end up cleaning
after her too, so that they're going to have to
work out.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
But she was calling him a dog murderer, and then yeah,
that's not fair, Like yo, it happened.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
The dog got saved, and you know, I just think
that it's not fair to call them a dog almost
murderer when you're leaving. You're forty years old, they're thirty
seven years old, and you got chicken skewers left in
your room and you've left the premises.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's not a fucking dorm.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It's not fair and it's not a dorm. She should
probably clean up after herself and maybe not rely on
this the like self serving Luther to watch the dog.
She should hire somebody out. But what do you think
about the couches when she leaves? She had the person
come in What would you do? Like, what do you
think about the couches and the furniture?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
If I were Arianna, I would be like, I'm starting
anew Take the stuff you want and move on with
your life. Yeah, I don't know, Like why you would
want to bring the couches spite Bring the couches, get
out of the house.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Who knows what happened on those couches when you weren't there.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Get your new couches. You could probably get free couches.
Somebody will give you free couches and move on with
your life. Why would you want any remnants except for
some chotchkes and some personal things as start anew redecorate,
reformat group.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Let him if you want to spite him, make him
deal with all the bullshit.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, I'd say leave it all to him. She could
probably get somebody to trick out her place, like do
a thing with like west Elm or one of these
companies could probably do her whole house for her for free.
Fuck that I let I'm saying the F word a lot,
you know. I think what happened earlier on the street
got me really angry, and I'm saying I apologize to
our listeners for saying the word F word a lot,
because I'm I think I have some anger of what
(30:25):
happened earlier.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Also also the days gotten away from you were filming this,
there was alleged solar eclipse or a what is it?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
It's an eclipse and it's not alleged. It's dark out.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I mean, there's people all over New York City looking
I looked. It wasn't that anything I saw. It was
like it was I want somebody to take pictures on
their iPhone and then I.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Can see maybe national geographically, because what I.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Saw when I looked through that lady's glasses, it wasn't
that impressive.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Like it sometimes thinking walking when we saw everybody standing,
I say, wow, we're really as human beings. We're really
we don't have much to look forward to. It everybody's
standing up looking.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
At thousands of people on the street.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Happen again in our lifetime.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
What do you mean it happened a few years ago?
Trump looked into the sun, didn't He wasn't the same thing.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Wasn't that what he did? I think? So, yeah, it
happened every four years, five.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Minutes ago, A while this one, this is a different
kind that's not lunar clips, solar clips. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I'm not I'm not impressed with those things.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
But I think also the jet lag, I think you're
freaked out because you have to pack again. For me,
it's just another day at the beach packing.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Now, you're used to it, you're a beast. But you
also have to run back out of the house, so you.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Have to run back out of the house. And for me,
when i'm packing, my most.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
My biggest goal, my packing goal is to make sure
that toiletry bag is packed with everything that I wanted it,
every lotion, every cream, every cleanser.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Really, why, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Because what I have a problem with you because you
don't have enough underwear.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
You know you have half your underwears up in uh
in Connecticut. You have some here, but inevitably, when we're
on the road, you don't have enough under And I
keep saying, why don't you buy some more underwear? You
always have to do laundry, and it's like it doesn't
make sense.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I need, I need, I need a couple more pairs
of underwear because I find when you're on the road,
if one thing I won't do is wear the same underwear.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
But if I hope, I will wear the same T
shirt if I didn't sweat and it.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
You never wear the same T shirt if I have to,
if I forget, If I forget, I prefer not to.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
I'm not. I like brand new ship on every day.
I'm clean, but push come to shove. I'll wear a
T shirt if I need to. I do not now.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I have done it because there has been times when
I've been on the road and have them been able
to do the laundry and you have to wear the
underwear again and I just flip them inside it.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
It's disgusting. It's nothing to be proud of.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You can you can wash them out in the sink.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
I'd rather flip them.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I rather flip them some nasty there's something about you.
I've never no, that's disgusting, but.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
It's it's rare. It's a rare occasion. But if Bush
comes to show, I'll flip those puppies. And the underarm aware,
the under arm, aware that you do that. No, the
under armor underwear that I wear, it is us. It
has a with oystick moisture wicked so it doesn't absorb
that much smell.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I mean, listen, I'll bust through any kind of moisture
wicked thing they have. I'm just saying, no, you're.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Do you never smell. My thing is that if I'm
gone for eight days, I'm bringing sixteen pairs an underwear.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
That means if I'm going eight days, I'm bringing like
twelve fourteen pairs of one because inevitably you might have
to double up.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
But that's why I say, last time I was in Connecticut,
You're like, can you bring me some underwear? I'm like,
are you kidding me? No, I'm not. I'm not coming
back and forth into the city with underwear. It's ridiculous.
You want me to carry like you like you go
bring me four pairs of underwear.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
You're like a grown man, like fifty four years old.
I think you could have board to buy five more
pair of underwear, I mean our six Okay, like you
could do that. I think that Let's make that happen
before we get on and after we come back this
next trip. It's gonna make everybody's life easier.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
All right, let's pay some bills. All right, we'll be
right back.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Let's have a three or four episode in Analysis of
the Valley because I'm gonna be honest, I didn't say
it when we were watching it. Yeah, But aside from
Jack's and Kristen Dody and I like Kristen Doty's boyfriend
because he's his total snapcase. He's looking like he's gonna fucking.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
He looks like he's gonna end up in an episode
of that show Snapped, you know that show Snap where
people like he.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Looks like he could he not ready for reality TV.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
He looks like he messes with firearms. Yeah, I'm saying like.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Because he told that one dude like, Yo, you're gonna
apologize to me, You're gonna apologize to her?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, And like he's got his face turned red, like
he started getting red. Like I don't don't know about him.
He's like he's one of those people that's really really
not nice, that talks like he's nice, you know, but
deep down inside he's plotting to like really hurt people
in large groups.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
But I have to say thus far, and I'm not
going to give up.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
We can't give up.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
I'm not going to give up. But aside from Jackson
Kristen Doty, I'm like, who are these people I.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Felt that way too. I took some a few notes
for us because I.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Like them.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
I'm having a hard time. I think Danny and Nia,
the ones with the little babies, Yes, I'm bored to death.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Is Danny the one who he christin Doty's boyfriend step two?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
No no, Danny is the one, the actor one. And
then the wife is the beauty pageants chick who went away.
I just go no, thank you. And then Jesse and Michelle.
That's the one. Jesse, he's a dick. Their marriage is doomed.
He's a little prick. That guy's an asshole, and that's
hard to be. You can't be an unlikable asshole.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
You can't be an unlike a blast ball. In episode
four of the show, we get to.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
That point being an asshole. But you can't come out
the gate being a dick because we have a long,
hopefully time to go with you. It's not working for
me at all.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I agree. And Jacks is a dick, but he's our dick.
He's the number one.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But also he was funny, and he's he's the number one.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
The group didn't no no, but.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
He didn't start that. He's accidental. He's loving the people
who all the I mean, Stossy was like, I hate
this guy. I can't I can't get away from him.
This guy has not had one redeeming quality thus far.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
I agree. I agree.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
So and then the other one, Janet and Jason, you know,
they might be too normal, the one that's pregnant, the
girl that's I don't see anything. That one conversation they
had in the bedroom and she sat on the bed.
I was like, this is what are you kidding me?
Is this on TV?
Speaker 3 (36:49):
I think we need more of Brittany and Jacks.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
I agree, we need some veteran because Britney's a vet Jackson.
Brittany is a good dynamic and I know they're trying
to introduce other characters, but no, and they go Brittany,
that's Dody and.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Jets, you know, and they have Jasmine and Zach, the
the black girl who's fluid, and then the gay guy.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
The residential gay guy there's always and the.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Residential black chick that's fluid. And they're supposed to bring
something and they're they're fun, but none of these people
are fun. So like, I don't know what's happening here,
and it's in the valley. So how much fun can
you have in the valley.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
I don't know because I was looking for that.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Me too, me too, and it's so far. We're like,
you know, what happens? You know, it's bad. When we're
watching a reality show. We both pick up our phones
and I say, and I say, rewinded, I miss that,
And I accepted a lot during I said, rewind it,
I miss that a lot.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
So I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
I'm concerned because we came in with such high high
hopes and high expectations, but I am concerned that the
rest of those people are not carrying their weight. The
veterans are carrying their weight. And Dotie's boyfriend, you know,
I like to see what maybe you know, if he's
gonna get like you know, like maybe like a something
might pop off with him. But other than that, I'm like,
(38:06):
come on, man, like I need some I need some
action here. I need some humor, some action. Like that
party was good when they were all losers, like you know,
it look like fourty year old virgin or something like that,
But now that we're like settling into it, I need
some I need some something to happen.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Maybe it looks like that last fight at the dinner
table at the house opening that open that party for
the house. No, no, I didn't do it.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
We're going to stick with it. We're gonna have to
start leaning into our summerhouse and is it winterhouse.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Summerhouse is still on. We're we're a little behind on summerho.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Summer House and and Summer House. Martha's Vineyards coming back.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, we're gonna get into that.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
And Jersey's coming Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I can't. Yeah, Martha's Vendors Show is one of my favorites,
so I'm looking forward to watching that. The first episode
is already up, I believe.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
All right, well, we got to catch up with that,
and we got to catch up with you. This is
the Rappaport's reality, the reality of Wrap Reports.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
What more can I say?
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Babe, listen, pack your stuff, get yourself ready the next
time we're doing this, but we're gonna be doing it
live from Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
We need to we need to we need to go
to uh to Tom Tom we do we need it
even open it's open on the show, on the show,
it's open.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Oh, we should definitely go on the show with Dean
and Alice Tom.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
We need to go to Tom Tom.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Okay, well, let's definitely do that.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
Because it's is it only open on the show.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
The sandwich shop.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
But Katie and and we're gonna go here too. We
have that fucking sandwich shop. Something about her.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah, we have to go there.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
We're going there too anyway.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Rapp Ports Reality Reality Wrap Reports, Uh, Michael Rapport.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
KBI Rap Report and h We're done. Thanks for listening, guys.
Sorry for all the f words. Uh next week. I'm
not going to cross that. I promise. It's just it's
not lady like.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
I love you, babe, I love you, babe.
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