Welcome to the sixth episode of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. Live From Los Angeles! The Rapaport's are here to discuss: People Magazine Power Couple Article, letting their hands go, breaking down their astrology, doing Sandoval's podcast, The RHOP Bingo Card, walking by Tom Tom, if he misses Los Angeles, Fired & Hired, watching Summer House & a whole lotta mo'! This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Boom Test Test Test Test Test Test, rap Aports Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Here we are reality of Rapaports, the Rapaport's Reality. My
name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
My name is Keebi Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And this is the Rap Reports Reality podcast, live from
West Hollywood, California. Steps mere steps away from both Pump
and Tom Tom yep, and I walked by them both yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You did.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I didn't know that, yes, on my walk. But before
we get into Pump, before we get into shorts and Sandy's,
before we get into something about her. This is yet
another fantastic episode.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Of Rap Reports Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And we are in California.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Beautiful California.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Weather's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It is nice. I gotta say, the.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Weather is very nice. We're having a great trip here.
A lot of things to discuss on today's podcast. I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gotta say, for those that are tuning in for the
first time, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh yeah, welcome, welcome. I don't know what episode this is.
At this point we said.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We were just stop chasing, stop counting, because.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now we're just we're part of the reality land pop culture.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yes, that's right, zeitgeist. Oh nice word, babe.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yes, we're here to talk a little bit about ourselves,
a little reality about us as a power couple.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
As People magazine named us.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Power couple said, we were like the low key power
couple since nineteen ninety three. They were trying to track it.
But yeah, by the way, we didn't ask for the promotion.
We didn't ask for the press. The press just came
to us. There is a fantastic article, just you know,
profile probing, trying to get to the bottom, roving where
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our relationships started, how it's started, and where it's going.
And of course they mentioned this podcast again, no public.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
We have no wait.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
This made me wear my my sunglasses indoors. I feel
a little exposed. But how I knew about it is
she doesn't an Eyvett. Nicole Brown shout out to vet
name dropping. Let's start name dropping. Yeah, let's just say,
let's just name drop all the famous people. Know.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I know a lot of famous.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She must have a Google alert for herself because her
name was in the article.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So she sent it to me and she goes, oh,
look at this.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I love this, And I gotta be honest, it scared
the ship out of me. Why because first of all,
that picture is terrible and I pride myself on for
those of you that don't know, I was a commercial actress,
so I was.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Good for those of you who don't know. I'm like, that's
everybody listening. For those who don't know, anybody listening.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And I pride myself.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So like it's like, oh, you're the legacy of Kiebi's
commercial acting. Of course, everybody's familiar with that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I pride myself on being behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Absolutely nobody but somebody behind the man.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And honestly, I.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Don't want anybody to know who I am, truthfully like.
And so just see my picture and said, who is
Michel rapp Report's wife?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And this horrendous picture of myself?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Which one was there was the picture from now Oh yeah,
I like that picture.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You said, crazy sea eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't know Karate, but I know cor Yeah, you
have crazy. Some of the pictures that are crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And then there's pictures of us from the ninety one
of which I've never seen before.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
By the way, those that was the highlight of the articles,
those old school pictures, yeah, that you didn't know were
being taken, that you didn't know existed. And just to
break down some of the other highlights again, You could
read this in People magazine. Who is Michael Rappaport's wife.
It's flying off the shelves People Magazine. But you can
also just google it, who is Michael Report's wife. There's
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pictures of us in the nineties at the premiere for
Amongst Friends. There's pictures of us at the nineties at
another premiere True Romance. No, it wasn't true Romance.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And then there's it's when baby doll dresses were and
I had a horrible baby doll.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you look exactly the same. No, yeah, And my
friend was like, keep it looks exactly the same. And
I was waiting for the goat, and so do you.
And I didn't get that. They just kept going keep.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Such thing as a cracker, don't crack.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But it was cool to see that. And again, if
you want to read up on some of the mystery,
and like I said, I don't know if they actually
say the word power couple. I know you read the
ind I think we added that, but they insinuated power couple, right.
It was like, this couple is so powerful that we
don't even need to title them power couple. So you
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should definitely read about that.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They gave me anxiety. Guys, it really did you know?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What gave you anxiety? Gave me one picture of me.
There was a period in my life where I had
an infection on my face that's been called all sorts
of things, but I had a fun Basically, my body
was rejecting every single thing I was having. I have
an autoimmune disease called ulcer colitis. Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Were taking gave your immune system money ingrol and then
shaved and then you picked at it and it didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And for some reason, when all the pictures online of me,
they chose one of the in this portfolio of photos,
in this uh you know, map of time between this understated,
underrated power couple, they chose that picture.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was like, why you know, it's what I loved
about you because at that time we were so busy
and you were doing so much stuff and so much
I know, but you didn't give.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You gave zero.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But who thought that? The photos were like I'm thinking, but.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You've been you've been famous for thirty years, Like you'd
know how this works.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
And I would be like, do you care?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I've learned my lesson? Well, obviously, if you look at
the pictures of us in the nineties, the fact that
I was going to premiere is like.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
That was our thing. Though that was our literal thing.
We did not care.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We actually were rebellious against dressing up.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
We would talk about it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I said, I said, Nike hood he shouldn't be something
you wear to a big night out, no, I know.
And in all those photos of me and that, it's
like it's a brand new Nike hoodie, right, And I
was like, yeah, this is fresh. A blue Nike fly yeah,
or a green Nike hoodie. No worry or concerned about
matching everybody else you see in the background, everyone else
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you see from the same nights during at least a
blazer or sweater. I'm in a fucking Nike I know.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
But you're a guy of comfort, you know, like you know,
you always were worried about being comfortable, even back then.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Nonetheless, it's been a great week. We're staying at a
hotel in West Hollywood, which will name, which shall remain nameless,
because of course, when you're a power couple, you can't
tell where you are, but this hotel, I will say.
And we're just jumping around here because I was excited
about it this morning when everyone we saw Ronnie Wood
(06:59):
from the Rolling Stones, did you see him?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I saw him, but I didn't know who it was.
I just thought it was some old guy with the
younger people. That was kind of creepy. But yeah, yo, listen,
the Rolling Stones. As far as rock and roll bands,
they're my favorite.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah. I know it's Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin and every
everybody else, but but I'm talking about from that classic
rock like it's the Rolling Stones. And to see ron
Wood of the Rolling Stones in person, like I was,
I was like, oh shit, Like and we see everybody. Yeah,
like we saw Sheryl Crow at the same.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Hotel last week, we saw uh Nile Rogers. Wait, I
feel like we're giving people's thing away. I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think it's pretty obvious when you say a hotel
in West Hollywood, you can kind of narrow it down.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, if people want to narrow it down and try
to find it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
And the bitch, yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, But seeing Ronnie Wood, like, you know, and it
was like ten o'clock where we were sitting outside the bar,
I was like, and then this morning I asked like,
I was like, yo, I know you can't tell me.
But I saw Ron Wood last as like, yeah, he's staying,
and I was like, that's fucking crazy. He goes, yeah,
I was because it's like rock and roll royalty.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, a legend.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Anyway, it's been a great trip here, and let's just
jump into this, okay, because, uh, you know, we're gonna
start letting our hands go. In boxing, there's a term
let your hands go, like don't hold your punches, throw
your punches, let your hands go. If you're listening to
uh you know, boxing in between the corner, when the
(08:30):
trainers are talking to the fighters are ufc MMA, they'll
say let your hands go. So we're gonna start letting
our hands go on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
We are yeah, okay letting them. Want me to know,
let him? I know, I gotta I gotta be careful.
I have a mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You have a mouth. I do.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I can really inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You are inappropriate? Are you? I think in public my
social media persona is that I'm inappropriate. But in real
day to day, moment to moment life, babe, Oh yeah,
you're more inappropriate than me because letting your hands go,
you don't even think about keeping them in your pocket. Yeah,
I just you talk and think three hours later.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I know, so I don't even think three hours later.
I'm an unapologetic bitch. I really am.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I mean, you know when you turn when you're fifty
four years old.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And no, apparently this has been you know.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm just trying. I have to don't but no, I am.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
My opinions are so strong and not to get all
you know, fu fu. But I am a scorpio, so
I call it mean, I don't know, it's intense.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It means that when you tell somebody you're a scorpio, they.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Go, oh, yeah, but can if you go I'm a pisce,
he's doesn't they go they yeah, they I'm anna querius.
They go ooh. It's like they do that about everything, because.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Every sign has a specific thing.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I think all the signs, and I think all of
astrology and all the sort of trademark things about each
and every astrology sign. If you mix and match and
move it around in the description, they're all, ooh, I
think it's all bullshit.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
No, no, you think everything's bullshit. You don't even believe
in UFOs and.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't believe in us.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Okay, let's not talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
But anyway, a scorpio, I'm a scorpio and your pisces
ooh okay, and there is who's about pisces? Did you
know that most serial killers are pisces or cancers?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Psychopath.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
But as far as letting our hands go, let's just
jump into this, okay. I was invited yet again, and
I've already made the executive decision. We do it. I've
already made the executive decision. And it was impromptu and
we're moving around and Kibi has things to do. I
have things to do. We come together like a Batman
and Robin Batman and wonder Woman or a Batman and
(10:48):
the black pantherists, like who's the black bat Woman or
cat Woman's Batman? Whoever? To do the podcast? But before
we picked up the mics to record this podcast. And
by the way, way you're you're purple? Is it purple?
You'r purple?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
This is like a fusha But I don't have the
rap on it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And by the way, I still don't have a stand
for this microphone, and holding this seems really sophomoric and immature.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I see people with the stand.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
In a proper setting with the headphones and this just
feels really lame to me.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
This ship.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
This is because I'm in People magazine Diva.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
None of this was happening before the cover story, I know,
but I'm feeling myself now this holding it my hands
already tired. Do you need to tire assistance?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
No? Can I get some water? Someone? No, there's no
one here. I know, there's nobody here to get you, babe. Wait,
let's get Really, you made it executive.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You have to have to lay it out to the
people because they don't know what it is. So literally,
right before we recorded this podcast, on the day after
of yet another vand of Pump Rules, Tom Sandervil and
his team, Jason who's on the podcast with him, he's
on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
With him, we've met.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They reached out and they said your wrap a. Do
you want to come to the house or would you No?
I think he said do you want to? And I'm like,
it's not do you? This is so Santa, But it
wasn't him. It's like do you want it? Instead of
saying would you like? They like this like his culture,
like the culture? Do you want to like old time?
I'm done lucky to be do you want to come
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to the house, Like, do you want to send me
an uber? Like do you want to say.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Like do you live you live in the valley, Duke,
you live in the valley.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay, you live in the valley. And he said, do
you want to come on the podcast to talk about
this season of the show? And I was like, hold
on because I was literally walking into this hotel which
shall remain nameless, but I did see Roddy Wood of
the Rolling Stones here and I can't confirm her feet
or deny if he's staying here, but I did see him,
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so I said, let me call you back. But I
did say to Jason, I said, yo, I did his
podcast once. I thought you told me he was going
to do my packast and he was like, you know,
oh he'll do it, and I was like yeah, because
you know, I said, you know, let's do my podcast.
That being said, I didn't ask him to do my podcast.
And when I say my podcast, I mean rap ports
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reality now.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But in all fairness to them or I guess it
doesn't matter. But when you did his podcast, it was
at Bravo Cohn. It was very impromptu, last minute and
we did not yet have Rapp Reports reality and we kept.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
We were thinking it was about it. The discussion was
on the table and we did say to ourselves, let's
hold reality stuff for Rapaports reality, not I am rap
Port Stereo podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, you've you've.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Been really busy also too, and you yeah, you've been
all over the place. You haven't had time to ask.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But my question was active decision though, is I made
the executive decision I didn't tell you. I'm telling you
right now in real time, is that I have decided
giving out freebies.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
You're gonna go over there and do his podcast again?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But I said where is it? And he said the
house and I said Tom's house and he said yes,
And I said, so you mean.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
The house the house where Arianna just moved out.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Of, where Ariana just moved out of. So many iconic
moments have taken place, and you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Want to go see where he fucked? Uh Banbay bitch
and that jacuzzie dude?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
What did you say to me? Can I go.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Coming with you?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I'm coming right right?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, I don't want and I don't want to, like listen,
you could do whatever you want, but I'm like, you
know what stop like you listen.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
This is how I.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Really really feel like you know, and this is a
little behind the curtain to the wrap report I'm going
to tell the people.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So don't go.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Crazy, baby, I'm not gonna go crazy, but I'm just saying, like.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Don't go scorpio. Don't go scorpio on the podcast, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I just think you already did it. Sometimes you over
put yourself out there. Yes, and like as your wife,
you're worth a lot. Your voice is a lot, like
you add a lot to everything you do, like keep
it for yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You already did it.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Say you're tired. Also you have show tonight, like going.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
To the valley and back.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Like I just is like, hold on a second, don't
go so quick to say yes to everything. You've already
done it, and he hasn't done yours and you haven't asked.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We didn't ask, I know, but you in Tom's defense
And I don't like defending Tom Sandvil.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
At all because I know.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
He doesn't defend himself. Well, he doesn't need me.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I don't know. I just feel like I feel like
we've been.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
A little too pro Tom, And you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
We we bang him, not we bang him. Every single
week we questioned the validity of every single thing he's
done this season. Is he crying? Is he not crying?
Does he know if he's crying or not crying? Listen.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I don't want to be a true hater on anybody,
but I say fuck that. I'm like, why why are
you going to do that? I want to like, yeah,
it's cool to go see the house because we're super
fan weirdos, but like, no, like also weird.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But we are super fan weird are And the first
thing I said to you when I told you we
were I was thinking about going. I gotta go, and
you want to bring your friend? Yeah, so who's the
super fan weird we are? Yeah? I mean if we
go together, it's one thing. And then you're bringing your friends,
we look crazy. Look.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, Temmy wouldn't want to go anyway, any fucking would.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
She wouldn't want to go. She would be like, fuck
that guy. Team Mariana, you.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Are listening to wrap a ports reality. We will be
ranked back, So I'm gonna go do that. So I'm
letting you know. I mean that executive dist and if
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you didn't have plans, I would say, me and my
wife need to go on wor Saving. But my question
for you is, we know that Sandival is gonna come
on our podcast. Yeah, what do you what would you?
Because I'm used to interviewing people, what are you gonna
ask Sandival? Like, what would be the sort of way
that you would approach our interview for sand.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
How would I approach it? Well, this is.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
You gotta bus this fucking because I would you know.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
The two is, you fucked your way out of a relationship.
That's what you did. And to pretend that you actually
love that girl is insane. And uh, if you want
to free yourself from all the pain and suffering, you should.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Have just said that that was it. So the interview
wouldn't be great for me.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'd have to let you lead that one because I
don't have very many questions because it's clear the guy
fucked his way out of relationship.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
A lot of cowards do that.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
If you just.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Said that we're gonna unfree our hands, what do you
want from me?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Let your hands go whatever?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Whatever the boxing reference is. I'm just saying I don't
have much to say. I don't have that many questions like, oh,
did you start off as an actor? Tell me about
that what was your motivation for joining a reality show?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I would get straight to the point, to the point
you fucked your way out of a relationship that.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
You were ready to be a question. The question is
why didn't you just say that?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Why did you admit that you didn't want to be
with the Arian anymore? You coward you and you just
fucked your way out in your own house? How dare you?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And what if? He says, Kibi, you don't know the
whole story, Kibi. There's a lot of things that haven't
been revealed, and then we go, well what are they?
And that's what that's what I get and getting the Pandora's.
But I feel like, because you're so good at talking
to people and talking to people about relationships, I'm gonna suggest,
for the sake of our podcast and for the story
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of the interview, you be more of yourself, because I
think if you're more of your sweet self and we
don't judge him as a reality show TV person off
the top, yeah, we're gonna get a better interview. I agree,
So we have to prepare for that.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Don't worry, I got it, I got it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
All right, cool, pivoting to this was again right before
we started podcasting, what Robin Dixon? Oh my gosh, what's
going on in Patna?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't know that, Candice, And now we lost Robin.
You know what?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
But what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Need to a clip from Andy's show, And Andy.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Was so cool because he goes, I love you know,
because he said something interesting. He said, when everybody departs,
they can say whatever they want, you know, when they
get leave a show, they can say I left, I
decided to go.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I got fired. She's kept it real. She's like, I
got fired. And he thought that was really cool of.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Her to just keep it real, meaning that she wasn't
asked back and she didn't sugarcoat it's saying.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
She was basically like, let's keep it real. I got fired.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But the interesting thing is is that I feel bad
because well, maybe she's okay with it. As she said,
all things come to an end, which is true. It
is a very healthy way of looking at it. But
it's a bummer because she's there from the very beginning.
Robin was there from Jump Street.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't know, I don't know what's gonna happen with
the show. I don't know what's gonna happen. Scares me
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And this is one of the things about being a
reality TV show fan. The way we are listen. Change
is good. All the shows have always persevered. Some seasons
are better than other seasons. There's always the next season.
Season's end. Seasons change, flowers grow, flowers die.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
They wilt.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Sometimes she trees bloom, right, is it change bloom or
the flowers bloom?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Flowers and all that stuff. But when you're talking about two, yeah,
we talked about Candice stillerd lover her or hater.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, she's a great she's a great housewife. Boy does
she come with zingers. She's fun to look at. She
comes with the fashion. She's the all around housewife.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And Robin Dixon you could say she's boring, you could say,
wand's this, she's a dormat all the things that the
Internet says. I don't judge her like that. No, I
don't judge her like that. But people, you don't have
feelings about her. She's trifling and the other green eyed being.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Now, you got to give a respect, man, she got
to give her respect. She's been there since the beginning.
She has shared her life of what she's capable of sharing.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And I don't feel like, why is she leaving? Like
who are Like they didn't ask her back? Okay, so
what now what? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It's going to be interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Maybe they're going to keep the girl. K.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Let's just call HERKY.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Because I don't know Karena Ki.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Let's just call her K.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I call her K.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Maybe she'll they'll keep her because she showed up good
on the reunion couch.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
She was great.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
She was in there not too much, was a very real,
expressive person with everybody and everything that happened with the
Fighter Street. She knows, she really Yeah, I call her
Sesame Street because I can't figure out which one she
actually looks like, because she she just looks like a
just one big.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Muppet characters.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah she So she's great. So maybe they'll have her back.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
But I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Giselle is gonna do without Robin, that's her liaison.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Like, I mean, it got a little I got a
little iffy with them in the end. It didn't seem
like they were sticking like glue.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
But they still have their podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, yeah, reasonably shady. Yeah, did they get sued for
the name.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Oh, I don't know. They keep the name. Did he
win reasonably? Well, you don't want to fuck with eminem
If you're changed the podcast name eminem coming at.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You, you're gonna lose that just to be safe because.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You don't have the pockets. And even though reasonably shady
and I don't know what the thing was, but leave
that alone. The loss of Candice Dillard and then Robin Dixon,
who knows. And then we have to finally talk about
the big reveal with G Money. No, I didn't see
(22:38):
that on the the Bingo car.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I didn't either. I didn't see that something about Mia.
I thought it'd be something about Mia. I thought it'd
be something about another kid. I thought there would be
something about cheating, maybe something to do with one of
his organs in working and G Money.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
G revealed that he's bipolar.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
And he's been dealing with it for you years. Yes,
And when he said it, I felt like Andy wanted
to spit take because I felt.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Like and I feel like everybody on the couch looked
down in their laps, not because they felt bad for money, yeah,
because it was like, oh wow, oh this is it.
Let me just say this mental health is real.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
YadA YadA, YadA, I get it.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Right, But it's almost like the girl who when you
leave them, they say I'm gonna kill myself. Yes, it
kind of was giving that energy on the show, not
saying that he doesn't have it, but the fact that
he pulled it out with the big announcement at the
last like a hail Mary, I mean, and then I
(23:47):
don't know why, like he could have wrote it on
an Instagram post or he could have like it just
seemed like on the show everybody sort of looked down
on their lab like really right now, like it's you've
already lost her.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
She's gone.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And I don't know if it was to make because
of but it did. It was really did it. It
made her just look better like she cheated. She's got
you know, ink on the side and has had him
for ten years. So it really just made me it
just look like angelic, like this wonderful woman, and it
just made him look really sad and pathetic like I've
had this thing and he said I could have bipolar one, two,
(24:18):
three four what it just didn't seem Wow, I'm never
going to deny anybody about their mental health.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
But everybody kind, if you do, you'll get cancer.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I know again here by tie my hands behind my back.
I'm just saying that's what it came across on TV.
And that's why I think everybody was like, you had
that like pregnant.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Pause.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Everybody's like, oh gosh, and then yes, okay, yes, g
thank you for sharing. You know, it just didn't have
the landing. It landed more on her what a good
person she is for sticking by him, as opposed to like, wow,
how are you dealing with this anyway?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But it explains like the.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Stripper meeting her in the strip club and all the
extreme bipolar.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
So he met the stripper, he spent all his money.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
There is money. Sorry, I gotta stop you on that guy. Well,
I don't poler ain't got nothing to do with relationship.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You know, how he got the business and he wasted
the money and the ups and down.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
That might have something to do with the money. But
meeting a stripper at the strip club, it's an age
old story and it ain't got nothing to do with
mental illness. Let's just let's be clear on that.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, I'm not saying I'm not saying that has anything
to do with mental illness.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
What I'm saying is that.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Their extremes and their relationship, yes, and how she might
be an older man now like in the beginning, he
was like an older man who had a lot.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
He said, he's had it for a long time, since
his twenties.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
What I'm saying to you is that guy Big Willie
in the strip club throwing money, G money, Big Willy
g money, same thing. You know, his extremes in the
relationship may not be truly all of him. A lot
of it could be a result of having this bipolar anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I just didn't you know.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You and I were watching the TV and usually when
something emotional comes like that and somebody says something, usually
like we get emotional.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Like I wanted to spit take also, yeah, me too.
I was.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I was like, nah, it's terrible because he's probably suffering.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
But I was like, okay, moving on.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I was terrible, especially from where he came from what
we know of him on the show. Yeah, it was
like John Witherspoon in next front Bank Bank Bank, Bank Bank.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
But it's okay. I'm glad they're together.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm glad that they're doing okay, and the relationship is thriving.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Well, they're constantly.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I will say this. I want to go back to
something because I mentioned that I walked past Tom Tom
and I walked past Pump yesterday when I was on
my morning walk through West Hollywood. And while I'm walking through,
I mean, we walked past the bar Belmont. And we've
walked past, drove past the Belmont a gazillion times on Losianica.
(26:50):
But it has a new meaning now, especially when you're walking,
oh ship, Yeah, because we were walking and now we're
in La without a car and we're not used to
just be walking everywhere. That was wild and you take
it in a little bit differently. For those of you
who don't know exactly what I'm talking about, what were
talking about. The Belmont is the stomping grounds for years
(27:12):
and years and years of the vander Pump Rules cast,
and the Belmont is not just for vander Pump Rules.
It is open all the time, which brings me to
when I was walking past Tom Tom the other morning
and we had this conversation the other day which one
of these joints is actually open, Yeah, and full disclosure,
(27:34):
letting my hands go key by and I did a
viral video went viral?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Did it?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah? Oh yeah, what constitutions viral? It went viral, babe,
and we were asking which place is open, like we
want to go to Tom Tom and have a drink
or an appetizer.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I want a sandwich so bad.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
And then we said something about her sandwiches and tagged Katie,
tagged Ariana, and Katie said the sandwich place is not
open yet, not yet tom It's coming soon. But she said,
I am pretty sure Tom Tom Shorts and Sandy's are open.
I don't know their hours yet, and.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
They they tagged us.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
They DMed us and said we are open, we have
real hours. Come see us because we have a vander
Pump viewing thing on Tuesday nights.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Again, it's like, no guys like me coming to the
vander Pump viewing thing on Tuesday night's. It's beneficial for
you guys. This is very much like their personalities on shows.
Said yeah, be givers, like not like, oh, we have
some Tom Tom merch for you, because they have.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Dope merch they do every time they're wearing like a
T shirt or a hat.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They're so cool like that.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That's what I'm gonna get from Sandeville's house. I'm walking
out of there with some first from the whole package.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I feel like he never has the cool stuff on.
It's always shorts, always has like a cool T shirt.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
The hats.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah, I love their merch. I wonder who does their merch.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't know, but their merchant is banging. So that
is one thing that I will definitely walk guy there
with and I'm gonna take like a dish or something.
I feel like it's like some kind of reality show,
Like that's like a fucking museum in there.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I mean, you're really going to the hot spot there,
you really are. But Arianna is gone now, so I
wonder how empty it's gonna be. This is interesting, this
is good. I don't know if we'll be able to
tell people. I think it's kind of private. No, you
think I have to sign an.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
NDA Are you crazy? Babe? You asked me to do
your podcast at the House.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Of Horrors, The Horror, The Horror.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
There's no n d A. You just what you should
do is frisk me before I leave because I'm taking
something that that fucking that flute, trying to get that
dick flute. Babe.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
If you get that Dick flute. I will do things
to you the flute.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
But the reality of it is is something about her
is still not open.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I wonder why because because the last time we saw
it on television that looked really good.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It looked like it was a shot.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We're not talking about a mall. I know, we're not
talking about a costco.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
We're talking about listen, they're gonna get it together.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And there's so much real estate. By the way, in
La walking around, it said.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's devastating. Well, New York's the same way.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Let's not get I think so many buildings, lease buildings,
commercial buildings open.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
One after another, after another, after another, after Sacks Fifth Avenue,
after this shot, after that shot.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I know. Although by the way, the new Sacks is
in the Barney's building dead, Weisberg told me, Okay, I
didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
We walked by. I didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
But it's crazy how many, I know places are for
rent and I don't think what are they going to
rent them out? For online shopping and real estate and
Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
It's probably so expensive.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
And what are you gonna put like a like a
sneaker shop in there, like a jewelry store in there,
we have fourteen carrots, Like there's not yea a smoothie shop?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
You want to take me there before we leave? Where
fourteen carrots?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I think we're good jewelry?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I don't know. Are we good to go a visit? Karen?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Wait? Like, what kind of jeweler are you?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
But you do know because little huggies, you know, like
I'm not wearing like any earrings on my little holes here, and.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I feel like I'm bored with all my little little huggies,
you know, like little ear.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Rings for these little holes here. Okay, anyway you can
take me there?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
All right, stay tuned Rapaports Reality. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
How are you feeling about being back in La? I
always ask you this when you come, every time we come.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Do you miss it?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, I don't miss it. I feel like when I'm
here it's a very familiar place. I feel very comfortable here.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That being said, I don't miss it. The weather's great.
You know, I know people, people know me, I know
my way around, I know shortcuts. But in general, I
don't feel longing. No, how do you.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Feel I feel similar? Although you know there's obviously we
have our close friends here, but I feel the same.
I mean, if I could transport them and bring them
where we live, that'd be better. I just I don't
feel it. I feel exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I know people, I know what they live, I know me,
they know me. No, I'm just kidding. I feel the same, babe,
I feel the same.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
We made a good decision, I think, I just always
because I forced it. I was the one that ushered
us to. I didn't force it, but I pushed. I
pushed more than you did. And I always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Move back to New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no
you didn't. There wasn't no force. It was a great decision.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
That was really and if.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You didn't push me, I would, you know I would.
We wouldn't have done it. And I'm super happy about that.
Another thing we need to talk about is baggate bag Gate.
Oh my gosh, yeah we did. Yeah, because that was
an understated, dramatic situation.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
You, by the way, I never said this to you.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I know where this is going.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, I want to, I'm almost I didn't say because
I didn't want to bring like a spotlight to how
calm and loving and pace shit.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You were about it like you handled it. And I'll
tell you what.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Happened, tell everybody about because I just want to.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Also say how much I love you and how much
you work so hard. I say this all the time,
my poor husband. Last night when you're on stage, would
you at the Comedy Store show? You were unbelievable. I
didn't want that.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Came to thank you everybody that came.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I didn't want to go.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I normally don't go, but I feel like you wanted
me to come, didn't you? Absolutely yes, anyway, So I
love that. But I look at you and I see
how hard you work, and you're You're just like Teflon man.
You are so strong. Anyway, So you've been traveling. We
went to Israel, we came back. You went to Tampa,
you came back. Then literally the next day we came
to La We're on time zones, like nine hours ahead,
(33:39):
three hours behind. But and we get off and the
guys waiting there and the bags are coming around.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
You got to contextualize it a little bit more. We
checked in both bags. Normally when we fly to Los Angeles,
we like to bring just carricters. Right, we did one
ginormous bag which we shared, and one smaller bag which
is for you, but it was expanded did so we
had to check both of them in. They were both
checking side. Yes, so so yeah, being said with the
(34:07):
jet lag, that being said with being excited.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
To be tony black bags that everybody but you have
your initials on the opposide.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Nothing to me.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It does because they say wrap on it or k
R or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
When we arrived in Lax, retrieve the ginormous bag.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's easy one, right, And then I said there's I
kind of take credit.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Coude.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I feel bad because I said, there it is, that's it,
but check it and I said, but check it.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I didn't check it, and I grabbed our other bag.
We got back to the hotel. Uh, we go upstairs.
We both had plans to move around and groove around
and you open your bag and you make sure you know, Yeah,
I was gonna.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I was gonna like change or brush my teeth and
like like fresh and then I was going to jam
to palisades and then go and behold.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You open the bag and it wasn't our fucking no
guys bag. I had a lot of socks, men's socks,
and like teas and ship.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, it was like a men packing thing, very but
it was I didn't go into it, Babe.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I don't like that. I don't want to see another
man's bagne. Quick.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
I was mortified. I was mortified.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
And we knew we had a problem because we didn't
have our bag and we had homeboys.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Bag, homeboy's bag.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
And then we were all the way over here in
Beverly Hills before we came here, so we were like,
and then you only had a certain amount of hours
before you had that the big event that you were doing.
So you calmly got on the phone and called Delta,
and that wasn't very helpful. And then you calmly got
in an uber and went.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Right back to the airport.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And I got in an uber and I went to
the Palisades and like you were just You're like, I
got it, babe, go do it.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Go be with Tammy.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
And fortunately when I went in that uber, they started
calling me from Delta. I had to stop off and
get myself a half lemonade half.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I see, hydrate.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I had to hydrate and I need that half lemonade
half I see. Then I went to Delta and they
were calling me, and of course getting the airports never easy,
but lo and behold, the whole exchange and drop off
work like a charm. Then I had to go back
to the hotel.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
And you slept right back.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
It was uneventful, and I know you needed to go
where you needed to go. So I stepped up to
the plate unemotionally and we got it done. And thank god,
because if you're in another place without all your shit.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah, I had nothing. By the way, we're sharing the
big bag.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I thought we were doing that because you were going
off to Michigan and I was going home, and then
we were gonna swap and you were going to take
the little bag.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Bringing up Michigan. By the way, if there were any
people that were planning on CEMA in Michigan, we have
to reschedule my shows that were happening this weekend in Michigan.
They will be rescheduled. But yes, we got the bag.
We got the bag. Baggate Rapaports twenty four.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I proud of you. I like you to continue this
level headed.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
You thought I would freak out.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Oh, I thought you were about to blow a gasket.
I thought you were going.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
To freak the f and when I saw the gentleman
at the bag when me, they change, he knew who
I was, and I said, my friend, I am sorry, uh,
and I wasn't going to do this. And in my head,
I said I wasn't going to do this and I said,
I am sorry. But and here here's what you fucked up.
I said. It was my wife's full I see you
right under the fucking bus. I threw you under the
fucking bus, the tram and the Ford expedition that was
(37:32):
driving me to and from the airport in the uber,
right under the and we got it up and we forward.
I say it was her fault. It was her fault. Anyway,
the bag was gotten.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
So yeah, that happened, and I'm proud of you. But
before we go, we must say farewell to Crystal Minkoff
from uh Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's saying her farewell.
She made an announcement on her Instagram page. And I
must say, so what.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I didn't mind Crystal Minkof, but Beverly Hills will survive
without Crystal. I thought she was good. I thought she
was part of the de I couch that you invented. Yeah,
I enjoyed her.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
She was she was the first Asian American woman to
be on Who Cares?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I mean, you know, like I'm not saying like who cares?
Who doesn't care?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Was she? No?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Because Dallas had an Asian Asian girl doctor Who Cares?
But anyway I did, I didn't feel like she offered
anything to the show.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Could be honest, I really don't. I don't, I really,
I'm not a.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Paper bag cut what was it called? Paper bag cut?
Which she had the whole beef with Sutton and then
she said, what about your pants?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
The ugly leather paper bag, paper bag leather pants?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
What were they call? What was the cut called?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Leather paper bag.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Paper bag cut?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
That was good and you know, but that that wasn't her.
She was just wearing ugly pants.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Anyway, as much as I enjoyed her, and when I
met her in real life, I felt like she was
very sweet. They're alland's a humongous directory.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
She may just the thing is, yes, exactly, in real
life she's amazing. She's not cut out to be one
of our housewives because she's not. She doesn't have that
jones sequa, you know what I mean that little like
I thought that that you know what I mean, you
need a little to normal, a little too normal and
all due respect for the women that I love, you know, like,
it's just you need a little wa could do. You
(39:26):
need a little bit of narcissism, a little bit of
healthy And when I say, hey, narcissism, I mean in
a healthy way.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
And she don't need it in a healthy way.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
We want them nuts, healthy nuts, nutty way.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
But she's too much in the cut a little too back,
seated back, a little too judgy with where she's at.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I need you to jump in the deep end here.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
And she sat on the side of the couch sort
of like I'm a voyeur in this reality world. I
just it wasn't for her, I don't think. And she
might agree with me if I sat down with her.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
She's probably relieved.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yes, she probably is. She's got a great life.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Because it brings all kinds of kookie.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Said, come on, it's not everybody's cut out for it.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
No, And she had a good run three years ago.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Did she did? Yeah, so farewell to Crystal.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Has it been anybody else's gotten fired hired? No?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
But Alexia and Todd from uh Miami got divorced.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
That was a big shocker for me.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I know, you come in and out of Miami, but
that's one of my mainstays.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I love that show and that freaked me out. Was like, whoa,
because do they say why?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I haven't said why yet. I'm assuming they moved out
of their fancy apartment that they're running into a lower one,
you know, less one that was less money. You know,
there were some fights. He seemed kind of tense, he
kind of he seemed kind of, you know, not that nice.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
He was kind of.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Had some riffs with her older son. There's some cracks
in the wall, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Kinks in the Armor.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I was gonna say Kinks in the Armor, but I
feel like that. I think that you're not allowed to
say that.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
You could say Kinks in the Army, you can't say
the other Kinks. It's it sounds like Kinks.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
But k rhymes with Kinks.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, because that'll get you, that'll get you. Most said that.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So anyway, anyway, Yes, and we.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Don't need that.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, we don't need that.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
So we don't need any problems.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh, we don't need any any problems. Yeah, we're doing
okay right now. So anyway, that happened, and I'm interested
to see why that happened, because I.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
They say they're filming, I don't know if they're filming yet. Well,
we have good shows. We have Summer House, which we
haven't talked about a lot. We need to talk a
little bit about more about that. We have Jersey coming.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
So we've started watching Martha's Vineyard, which is off to
a great start, so we'll talk more about that.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And we have Jersey, and we have The Real Housewives
in New York coming up. So there's a lot of
stuff coming up.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
And we're here, and we're here.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
And like I said earlier, if you want to read
all about who Michael Rappaport's wife is, go to peoplemagazine
dot com. Just look up Michael Rapport. At Kibi Rapport,
they shout out a Rapports reality podcast. It is the
reality podcast that the world wanted and the world has gotten.
What more can I say, Babe, It's been another fantast
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second episode. You let your hands fly, but not too much.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Not too much. Gotta be careful, got to be I'm
gonna do my best.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Listen, I'm gonna apologize now if I offend anybody.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
This is kind of world we live in.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
But listen, no, no, it has nothing to do with
the world, babe.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
It's me. It's just me. It's just it's me. Hi,
I'm the problem. It's me. The shout out to Swifties
out there.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Anyway, you guys know where to find this wrap a
coorts reality. Leave questions, leave comments, Tell a friend to
tell a friend, Tell a friend to tell a friend.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
All right, Love you, babe, Love you.
Boom Test Test Test Test Test Test, rap Aports Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Here we are reality of Rapaports, the Rapaport's Reality. My
name is Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
My name is Keebi Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And this is the Rap Reports Reality podcast, live from
West Hollywood, California. Steps mere steps away from both Pump
and Tom Tom yep, and I walked by them both yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You did.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I didn't know that, yes, on my walk. But before
we get into Pump, before we get into shorts and Sandy's,
before we get into something about her. This is yet
another fantastic episode.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Of Rap Reports Reality.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And we are in California.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Beautiful California.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Weather's nice.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It is nice. I gotta say, the.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Weather is very nice. We're having a great trip here.
A lot of things to discuss on today's podcast. I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Gotta say, for those that are tuning in for the
first time, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh yeah, welcome, welcome. I don't know what episode this is.
At this point we said.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
We were just stop chasing, stop counting, because.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Now we're just we're part of the reality land pop culture.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yes, that's right, zeitgeist. Oh nice word, babe.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yes, we're here to talk a little bit about ourselves,
a little reality about us as a power couple.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
As People magazine named us.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Power couple said, we were like the low key power
couple since nineteen ninety three. They were trying to track it.
But yeah, by the way, we didn't ask for the promotion.
We didn't ask for the press. The press just came
to us. There is a fantastic article, just you know,
profile probing, trying to get to the bottom, roving where
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our relationships started, how it's started, and where it's going.
And of course they mentioned this podcast again, no public.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
We have no wait.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
This made me wear my my sunglasses indoors. I feel
a little exposed. But how I knew about it is
she doesn't an Eyvett. Nicole Brown shout out to vet
name dropping. Let's start name dropping. Yeah, let's just say,
let's just name drop all the famous people. Know.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I know a lot of famous.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
She must have a Google alert for herself because her
name was in the article.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So she sent it to me and she goes, oh,
look at this.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I love this, And I gotta be honest, it scared
the ship out of me. Why because first of all,
that picture is terrible and I pride myself on for
those of you that don't know, I was a commercial actress,
so I was.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Good for those of you who don't know. I'm like, that's
everybody listening. For those who don't know, anybody listening.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
And I pride myself.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So like it's like, oh, you're the legacy of Kiebi's
commercial acting. Of course, everybody's familiar with that.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I pride myself on being behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Absolutely nobody but somebody behind the man.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
And honestly, I.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Don't want anybody to know who I am, truthfully like.
And so just see my picture and said, who is
Michel rapp Report's wife?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And this horrendous picture of myself?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Which one was there was the picture from now Oh yeah,
I like that picture.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
You said, crazy sea eyes.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I don't know Karate, but I know cor Yeah, you
have crazy. Some of the pictures that are crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
And then there's pictures of us from the ninety one
of which I've never seen before.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
By the way, those that was the highlight of the articles,
those old school pictures, yeah, that you didn't know were
being taken, that you didn't know existed. And just to
break down some of the other highlights again, You could
read this in People magazine. Who is Michael Rappaport's wife.
It's flying off the shelves People Magazine. But you can
also just google it, who is Michael Report's wife. There's
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pictures of us in the nineties at the premiere for
Amongst Friends. There's pictures of us at the nineties at
another premiere True Romance. No, it wasn't true Romance.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
And then there's it's when baby doll dresses were and
I had a horrible baby doll.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
But you look exactly the same. No, yeah, And my
friend was like, keep it looks exactly the same. And
I was waiting for the goat, and so do you.
And I didn't get that. They just kept going keep.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Such thing as a cracker, don't crack.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
But it was cool to see that. And again, if
you want to read up on some of the mystery,
and like I said, I don't know if they actually
say the word power couple. I know you read the
ind I think we added that, but they insinuated power couple, right.
It was like, this couple is so powerful that we
don't even need to title them power couple. So you
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should definitely read about that.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They gave me anxiety. Guys, it really did you know?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
What gave you anxiety? Gave me one picture of me.
There was a period in my life where I had
an infection on my face that's been called all sorts
of things, but I had a fun Basically, my body
was rejecting every single thing I was having. I have
an autoimmune disease called ulcer colitis. Blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Were taking gave your immune system money ingrol and then
shaved and then you picked at it and it didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
And for some reason, when all the pictures online of me,
they chose one of the in this portfolio of photos,
in this uh you know, map of time between this understated,
underrated power couple, they chose that picture.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was like, why you know, it's what I loved
about you because at that time we were so busy
and you were doing so much stuff and so much
I know, but you didn't give.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You gave zero.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But who thought that? The photos were like I'm thinking, but.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You've been you've been famous for thirty years, Like you'd
know how this works.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
And I would be like, do you care?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I've learned my lesson? Well, obviously, if you look at
the pictures of us in the nineties, the fact that
I was going to premiere is like.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
That was our thing. Though that was our literal thing.
We did not care.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We actually were rebellious against dressing up.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
We would talk about it.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I said, I said, Nike hood he shouldn't be something
you wear to a big night out, no, I know.
And in all those photos of me and that, it's
like it's a brand new Nike hoodie, right, And I
was like, yeah, this is fresh. A blue Nike fly yeah,
or a green Nike hoodie. No worry or concerned about
matching everybody else you see in the background, everyone else
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you see from the same nights during at least a
blazer or sweater. I'm in a fucking Nike I know.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
But you're a guy of comfort, you know, like you know,
you always were worried about being comfortable, even back then.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Nonetheless, it's been a great week. We're staying at a
hotel in West Hollywood, which will name, which shall remain nameless,
because of course, when you're a power couple, you can't
tell where you are, but this hotel, I will say.
And we're just jumping around here because I was excited
about it this morning when everyone we saw Ronnie Wood
(06:59):
from the Rolling Stones, did you see him?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I saw him, but I didn't know who it was.
I just thought it was some old guy with the
younger people. That was kind of creepy. But yeah, yo, listen,
the Rolling Stones. As far as rock and roll bands,
they're my favorite.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah. I know it's Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin and every
everybody else, but but I'm talking about from that classic
rock like it's the Rolling Stones. And to see ron
Wood of the Rolling Stones in person, like I was,
I was like, oh shit, Like and we see everybody. Yeah,
like we saw Sheryl Crow at the same.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Hotel last week, we saw uh Nile Rogers. Wait, I
feel like we're giving people's thing away. I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I think it's pretty obvious when you say a hotel
in West Hollywood, you can kind of narrow it down.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Well, if people want to narrow it down and try
to find it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
And the bitch, yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, But seeing Ronnie Wood, like, you know, and it
was like ten o'clock where we were sitting outside the bar,
I was like, and then this morning I asked like,
I was like, yo, I know you can't tell me.
But I saw Ron Wood last as like, yeah, he's staying,
and I was like, that's fucking crazy. He goes, yeah,
I was because it's like rock and roll royalty.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, a legend.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Anyway, it's been a great trip here, and let's just
jump into this, okay, because, uh, you know, we're gonna
start letting our hands go. In boxing, there's a term
let your hands go, like don't hold your punches, throw
your punches, let your hands go. If you're listening to
uh you know, boxing in between the corner, when the
(08:30):
trainers are talking to the fighters are ufc MMA, they'll
say let your hands go. So we're gonna start letting
our hands go on this podcast.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
We are yeah, okay letting them. Want me to know,
let him? I know, I gotta I gotta be careful.
I have a mouth.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
You have a mouth. I do.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I can really inappropriate?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
You are inappropriate? Are you? I think in public my
social media persona is that I'm inappropriate. But in real
day to day, moment to moment life, babe, Oh yeah,
you're more inappropriate than me because letting your hands go,
you don't even think about keeping them in your pocket. Yeah,
I just you talk and think three hours later.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I know, so I don't even think three hours later.
I'm an unapologetic bitch. I really am.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
I mean, you know when you turn when you're fifty
four years old.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And no, apparently this has been you know.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I'm just trying. I have to don't but no, I am.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
My opinions are so strong and not to get all
you know, fu fu. But I am a scorpio, so
I call it mean, I don't know, it's intense.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
It means that when you tell somebody you're a scorpio, they.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Go, oh, yeah, but can if you go I'm a pisce,
he's doesn't they go they yeah, they I'm anna querius.
They go ooh. It's like they do that about everything, because.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Every sign has a specific thing.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I think all the signs, and I think all of
astrology and all the sort of trademark things about each
and every astrology sign. If you mix and match and
move it around in the description, they're all, ooh, I
think it's all bullshit.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
No, no, you think everything's bullshit. You don't even believe
in UFOs and.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I don't believe in us.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Okay, let's not talk about it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
But anyway, a scorpio, I'm a scorpio and your pisces
ooh okay, and there is who's about pisces? Did you
know that most serial killers are pisces or cancers?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Psychopath.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
But as far as letting our hands go, let's just
jump into this, okay. I was invited yet again, and
I've already made the executive decision. We do it. I've
already made the executive decision. And it was impromptu and
we're moving around and Kibi has things to do. I
have things to do. We come together like a Batman
and Robin Batman and wonder Woman or a Batman and
(10:48):
the black pantherists, like who's the black bat Woman or
cat Woman's Batman? Whoever? To do the podcast? But before
we picked up the mics to record this podcast. And
by the way, way you're you're purple? Is it purple?
You'r purple?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
This is like a fusha But I don't have the
rap on it.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And by the way, I still don't have a stand
for this microphone, and holding this seems really sophomoric and immature.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
I see people with the stand.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
In a proper setting with the headphones and this just
feels really lame to me.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
This ship.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
This is because I'm in People magazine Diva.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
None of this was happening before the cover story, I know,
but I'm feeling myself now this holding it my hands
already tired. Do you need to tire assistance?
Speaker 1 (11:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
No? Can I get some water? Someone? No, there's no
one here. I know, there's nobody here to get you, babe. Wait,
let's get Really, you made it executive.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
You have to have to lay it out to the
people because they don't know what it is. So literally,
right before we recorded this podcast, on the day after
of yet another vand of Pump Rules, Tom Sandervil and
his team, Jason who's on the podcast with him, he's
on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
With him, we've met.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
They reached out and they said your wrap a. Do
you want to come to the house or would you No?
I think he said do you want to? And I'm like,
it's not do you? This is so Santa, But it
wasn't him. It's like do you want it? Instead of
saying would you like? They like this like his culture,
like the culture? Do you want to like old time?
I'm done lucky to be do you want to come
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to the house, Like, do you want to send me
an uber? Like do you want to say.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Like do you live you live in the valley, Duke,
you live in the valley.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay, you live in the valley. And he said, do
you want to come on the podcast to talk about
this season of the show? And I was like, hold
on because I was literally walking into this hotel which
shall remain nameless, but I did see Roddy Wood of
the Rolling Stones here and I can't confirm her feet
or deny if he's staying here, but I did see him,
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so I said, let me call you back. But I
did say to Jason, I said, yo, I did his
podcast once. I thought you told me he was going
to do my packast and he was like, you know,
oh he'll do it, and I was like yeah, because
you know, I said, you know, let's do my podcast.
That being said, I didn't ask him to do my podcast.
And when I say my podcast, I mean rap ports
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reality now.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
But in all fairness to them or I guess it
doesn't matter. But when you did his podcast, it was
at Bravo Cohn. It was very impromptu, last minute and
we did not yet have Rapp Reports reality and we kept.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
We were thinking it was about it. The discussion was
on the table and we did say to ourselves, let's
hold reality stuff for Rapaports reality, not I am rap
Port Stereo podcast.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, you've you've.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Been really busy also too, and you yeah, you've been
all over the place. You haven't had time to ask.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But my question was active decision though, is I made
the executive decision I didn't tell you. I'm telling you
right now in real time, is that I have decided
giving out freebies.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
You're gonna go over there and do his podcast again?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
But I said where is it? And he said the
house and I said Tom's house and he said yes,
And I said, so you mean.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
The house the house where Arianna just moved out.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Of, where Ariana just moved out of. So many iconic
moments have taken place, and you.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Want to go see where he fucked? Uh Banbay bitch
and that jacuzzie dude?
Speaker 2 (14:11):
What did you say to me? Can I go.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Coming with you?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
I'm coming right right?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, I don't want and I don't want to, like listen,
you could do whatever you want, but I'm like, you
know what stop like you listen.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
This is how I.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Really really feel like you know, and this is a
little behind the curtain to the wrap report I'm going
to tell the people.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So don't go.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Crazy, baby, I'm not gonna go crazy, but I'm just saying, like.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Don't go scorpio. Don't go scorpio on the podcast, all right.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I just think you already did it. Sometimes you over
put yourself out there. Yes, and like as your wife,
you're worth a lot. Your voice is a lot, like
you add a lot to everything you do, like keep
it for yourself.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You already did it.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Say you're tired. Also you have show tonight, like going.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
To the valley and back.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Like I just is like, hold on a second, don't
go so quick to say yes to everything. You've already
done it, and he hasn't done yours and you haven't asked.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We didn't ask, I know, but you in Tom's defense
And I don't like defending Tom Sandvil.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
At all because I know.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
He doesn't defend himself. Well, he doesn't need me.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I don't know. I just feel like I feel like
we've been.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
A little too pro Tom, And you know, I'm.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
We we bang him, not we bang him. Every single
week we questioned the validity of every single thing he's
done this season. Is he crying? Is he not crying?
Does he know if he's crying or not crying? Listen.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I don't want to be a true hater on anybody,
but I say fuck that. I'm like, why why are
you going to do that? I want to like, yeah,
it's cool to go see the house because we're super
fan weirdos, but like, no, like also weird.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
But we are super fan weird are And the first
thing I said to you when I told you we
were I was thinking about going. I gotta go, and
you want to bring your friend? Yeah, so who's the
super fan weird we are? Yeah? I mean if we
go together, it's one thing. And then you're bringing your friends,
we look crazy. Look.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, Temmy wouldn't want to go anyway, any fucking would.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
She wouldn't want to go. She would be like, fuck
that guy. Team Mariana, you.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Are listening to wrap a ports reality. We will be
ranked back, So I'm gonna go do that. So I'm
letting you know. I mean that executive dist and if
(16:31):
you didn't have plans, I would say, me and my
wife need to go on wor Saving. But my question
for you is, we know that Sandival is gonna come
on our podcast. Yeah, what do you what would you?
Because I'm used to interviewing people, what are you gonna
ask Sandival? Like, what would be the sort of way
that you would approach our interview for sand.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
How would I approach it? Well, this is.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
You gotta bus this fucking because I would you know.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
The two is, you fucked your way out of a relationship.
That's what you did. And to pretend that you actually
love that girl is insane. And uh, if you want
to free yourself from all the pain and suffering, you should.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Have just said that that was it. So the interview
wouldn't be great for me.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
I'd have to let you lead that one because I
don't have very many questions because it's clear the guy
fucked his way out of relationship.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
A lot of cowards do that.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
If you just.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Said that we're gonna unfree our hands, what do you
want from me?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Let your hands go whatever?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Whatever the boxing reference is. I'm just saying I don't
have much to say. I don't have that many questions like, oh,
did you start off as an actor? Tell me about
that what was your motivation for joining a reality show?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I don't have that.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I would get straight to the point, to the point
you fucked your way out of a relationship that.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
You were ready to be a question. The question is
why didn't you just say that?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Why did you admit that you didn't want to be
with the Arian anymore? You coward you and you just
fucked your way out in your own house? How dare you?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
And what if? He says, Kibi, you don't know the
whole story, Kibi. There's a lot of things that haven't
been revealed, and then we go, well what are they?
And that's what that's what I get and getting the Pandora's.
But I feel like, because you're so good at talking
to people and talking to people about relationships, I'm gonna suggest,
for the sake of our podcast and for the story
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of the interview, you be more of yourself, because I
think if you're more of your sweet self and we
don't judge him as a reality show TV person off
the top, yeah, we're gonna get a better interview. I agree,
So we have to prepare for that.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Don't worry, I got it, I got it, Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
All right, cool, pivoting to this was again right before
we started podcasting, what Robin Dixon? Oh my gosh, what's
going on in Patna?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't know that, Candice, And now we lost Robin.
You know what?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
But what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Need to a clip from Andy's show, And Andy.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Was so cool because he goes, I love you know,
because he said something interesting. He said, when everybody departs,
they can say whatever they want, you know, when they
get leave a show, they can say I left, I
decided to go.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
I got fired. She's kept it real. She's like, I
got fired. And he thought that was really cool of.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Her to just keep it real, meaning that she wasn't
asked back and she didn't sugarcoat it's saying.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
She was basically like, let's keep it real. I got fired.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
But the interesting thing is is that I feel bad
because well, maybe she's okay with it. As she said,
all things come to an end, which is true. It
is a very healthy way of looking at it. But
it's a bummer because she's there from the very beginning.
Robin was there from Jump Street.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
What are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I don't know, I don't know what's gonna happen with
the show. I don't know what's gonna happen. Scares me
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And this is one of the things about being a
reality TV show fan. The way we are listen. Change
is good. All the shows have always persevered. Some seasons
are better than other seasons. There's always the next season.
Season's end. Seasons change, flowers grow, flowers die.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
They wilt.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Sometimes she trees bloom, right, is it change bloom or
the flowers bloom?
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Flowers and all that stuff. But when you're talking about two, yeah,
we talked about Candice stillerd lover her or hater.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Yeah, she's a great she's a great housewife. Boy does
she come with zingers. She's fun to look at. She
comes with the fashion. She's the all around housewife.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And Robin Dixon you could say she's boring, you could say,
wand's this, she's a dormat all the things that the
Internet says. I don't judge her like that. No, I
don't judge her like that. But people, you don't have
feelings about her. She's trifling and the other green eyed being.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Now, you got to give a respect, man, she got
to give her respect. She's been there since the beginning.
She has shared her life of what she's capable of sharing.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And I don't feel like, why is she leaving? Like
who are Like they didn't ask her back? Okay, so
what now what? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It's going to be interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Maybe they're going to keep the girl. K.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Let's just call HERKY.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Because I don't know Karena Ki.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Let's just call her K.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I call her K.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Maybe she'll they'll keep her because she showed up good
on the reunion couch.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
She was great.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
She was in there not too much, was a very real,
expressive person with everybody and everything that happened with the
Fighter Street. She knows, she really Yeah, I call her
Sesame Street because I can't figure out which one she
actually looks like, because she she just looks like a
just one big.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Muppet characters.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Yeah she So she's great. So maybe they'll have her back.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
But I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Giselle is gonna do without Robin, that's her liaison.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Like, I mean, it got a little I got a
little iffy with them in the end. It didn't seem
like they were sticking like glue.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
But they still have their podcast.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, yeah, reasonably shady. Yeah, did they get sued for
the name.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Oh, I don't know. They keep the name. Did he
win reasonably? Well, you don't want to fuck with eminem
If you're changed the podcast name eminem coming at.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You, you're gonna lose that just to be safe because.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
You don't have the pockets. And even though reasonably shady
and I don't know what the thing was, but leave
that alone. The loss of Candice Dillard and then Robin Dixon,
who knows. And then we have to finally talk about
the big reveal with G Money. No, I didn't see
(22:38):
that on the the Bingo car.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
I didn't either. I didn't see that something about Mia.
I thought it'd be something about Mia. I thought it'd
be something about another kid. I thought there would be
something about cheating, maybe something to do with one of
his organs in working and G Money.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
G revealed that he's bipolar.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
And he's been dealing with it for you years. Yes,
And when he said it, I felt like Andy wanted
to spit take because I felt.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Like and I feel like everybody on the couch looked
down in their laps, not because they felt bad for money, yeah,
because it was like, oh wow, oh this is it.
Let me just say this mental health is real.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
YadA YadA, YadA, I get it.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Right, But it's almost like the girl who when you
leave them, they say I'm gonna kill myself. Yes, it
kind of was giving that energy on the show, not
saying that he doesn't have it, but the fact that
he pulled it out with the big announcement at the
last like a hail Mary, I mean, and then I
(23:47):
don't know why, like he could have wrote it on
an Instagram post or he could have like it just
seemed like on the show everybody sort of looked down
on their lab like really right now, like it's you've
already lost her.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
She's gone.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
And I don't know if it was to make because
of but it did. It was really did it. It
made her just look better like she cheated. She's got
you know, ink on the side and has had him
for ten years. So it really just made me it
just look like angelic, like this wonderful woman, and it
just made him look really sad and pathetic like I've
had this thing and he said I could have bipolar one, two,
(24:18):
three four what it just didn't seem Wow, I'm never
going to deny anybody about their mental health.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
But everybody kind, if you do, you'll get cancer.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
I know again here by tie my hands behind my back.
I'm just saying that's what it came across on TV.
And that's why I think everybody was like, you had
that like pregnant.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Pause.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Everybody's like, oh gosh, and then yes, okay, yes, g
thank you for sharing. You know, it just didn't have
the landing. It landed more on her what a good
person she is for sticking by him, as opposed to like, wow,
how are you dealing with this anyway?
Speaker 3 (24:50):
But it explains like the.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Stripper meeting her in the strip club and all the
extreme bipolar.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
So he met the stripper, he spent all his money.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
There is money. Sorry, I gotta stop you on that guy. Well,
I don't poler ain't got nothing to do with relationship.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
You know, how he got the business and he wasted
the money and the ups and down.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
That might have something to do with the money. But
meeting a stripper at the strip club, it's an age
old story and it ain't got nothing to do with
mental illness. Let's just let's be clear on that.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, I'm not saying I'm not saying that has anything
to do with mental illness.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
What I'm saying is that.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Their extremes and their relationship, yes, and how she might
be an older man now like in the beginning, he
was like an older man who had a lot.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
He said, he's had it for a long time, since
his twenties.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
What I'm saying to you is that guy Big Willie
in the strip club throwing money, G money, Big Willy
g money, same thing. You know, his extremes in the
relationship may not be truly all of him. A lot
of it could be a result of having this bipolar anyway.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I just didn't you know.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
You and I were watching the TV and usually when
something emotional comes like that and somebody says something, usually
like we get emotional.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Like I wanted to spit take also, yeah, me too.
I was.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I was like, nah, it's terrible because he's probably suffering.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
But I was like, okay, moving on.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I was terrible, especially from where he came from what
we know of him on the show. Yeah, it was
like John Witherspoon in next front Bank Bank Bank, Bank Bank.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
But it's okay. I'm glad they're together.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm glad that they're doing okay, and the relationship is thriving.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Well, they're constantly.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I will say this. I want to go back to
something because I mentioned that I walked past Tom Tom
and I walked past Pump yesterday when I was on
my morning walk through West Hollywood. And while I'm walking through,
I mean, we walked past the bar Belmont. And we've
walked past, drove past the Belmont a gazillion times on Losianica.
(26:50):
But it has a new meaning now, especially when you're walking,
oh ship, Yeah, because we were walking and now we're
in La without a car and we're not used to
just be walking everywhere. That was wild and you take
it in a little bit differently. For those of you
who don't know exactly what I'm talking about, what were
talking about. The Belmont is the stomping grounds for years
(27:12):
and years and years of the vander Pump Rules cast,
and the Belmont is not just for vander Pump Rules.
It is open all the time, which brings me to
when I was walking past Tom Tom the other morning
and we had this conversation the other day which one
of these joints is actually open, Yeah, and full disclosure,
(27:34):
letting my hands go key by and I did a
viral video went viral?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Did it?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah? Oh yeah, what constitutions viral? It went viral, babe,
and we were asking which place is open, like we
want to go to Tom Tom and have a drink
or an appetizer.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I want a sandwich so bad.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
And then we said something about her sandwiches and tagged Katie,
tagged Ariana, and Katie said the sandwich place is not
open yet, not yet tom It's coming soon. But she said,
I am pretty sure Tom Tom Shorts and Sandy's are open.
I don't know their hours yet, and.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
They they tagged us.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
They DMed us and said we are open, we have
real hours. Come see us because we have a vander
Pump viewing thing on Tuesday nights.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Again, it's like, no guys like me coming to the
vander Pump viewing thing on Tuesday night's. It's beneficial for
you guys. This is very much like their personalities on shows.
Said yeah, be givers, like not like, oh, we have
some Tom Tom merch for you, because they have.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Dope merch they do every time they're wearing like a
T shirt or a hat.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
They're so cool like that.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That's what I'm gonna get from Sandeville's house. I'm walking
out of there with some first from the whole package.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
I feel like he never has the cool stuff on.
It's always shorts, always has like a cool T shirt.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
The hats.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Yeah, I love their merch. I wonder who does their merch.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
I don't know, but their merchant is banging. So that
is one thing that I will definitely walk guy there
with and I'm gonna take like a dish or something.
I feel like it's like some kind of reality show,
Like that's like a fucking museum in there.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I mean, you're really going to the hot spot there,
you really are. But Arianna is gone now, so I
wonder how empty it's gonna be. This is interesting, this
is good. I don't know if we'll be able to
tell people. I think it's kind of private. No, you
think I have to sign an.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
NDA Are you crazy? Babe? You asked me to do
your podcast at the House.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Of Horrors, The Horror, The Horror.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
There's no n d A. You just what you should
do is frisk me before I leave because I'm taking
something that that fucking that flute, trying to get that
dick flute. Babe.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
If you get that Dick flute. I will do things
to you the flute.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
But the reality of it is is something about her
is still not open.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
I wonder why because because the last time we saw
it on television that looked really good.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
It looked like it was a shot.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
We're not talking about a mall. I know, we're not
talking about a costco.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
We're talking about listen, they're gonna get it together.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
And there's so much real estate. By the way, in
La walking around, it said.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
It's devastating. Well, New York's the same way.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Let's not get I think so many buildings, lease buildings,
commercial buildings open.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
One after another, after another, after another, after Sacks Fifth Avenue,
after this shot, after that shot.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I know. Although by the way, the new Sacks is
in the Barney's building dead, Weisberg told me, Okay, I
didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
We walked by. I didn't realize.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
But it's crazy how many, I know places are for
rent and I don't think what are they going to
rent them out? For online shopping and real estate and
Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
It's probably so expensive.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
And what are you gonna put like a like a
sneaker shop in there, like a jewelry store in there,
we have fourteen carrots, Like there's not yea a smoothie shop?
Speaker 3 (30:52):
You want to take me there before we leave? Where
fourteen carrots?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I think we're good jewelry?
Speaker 3 (30:57):
I don't know. Are we good to go a visit? Karen?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Wait? Like, what kind of jeweler are you?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
But you do know because little huggies, you know, like
I'm not wearing like any earrings on my little holes here, and.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
I feel like I'm bored with all my little little huggies,
you know, like little ear.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Rings for these little holes here. Okay, anyway you can
take me there?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
All right, stay tuned Rapaports Reality. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
How are you feeling about being back in La? I
always ask you this when you come, every time we come.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Do you miss it?
Speaker 2 (31:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Not at all.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, I don't miss it. I feel like when I'm
here it's a very familiar place. I feel very comfortable here.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
That being said, I don't miss it. The weather's great.
You know, I know people, people know me, I know
my way around, I know shortcuts. But in general, I
don't feel longing. No, how do you.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Feel I feel similar? Although you know there's obviously we
have our close friends here, but I feel the same.
I mean, if I could transport them and bring them
where we live, that'd be better. I just I don't
feel it. I feel exactly the same.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
I know people, I know what they live, I know me,
they know me. No, I'm just kidding. I feel the same, babe,
I feel the same.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
We made a good decision, I think, I just always
because I forced it. I was the one that ushered
us to. I didn't force it, but I pushed. I
pushed more than you did. And I always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Move back to New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no
you didn't. There wasn't no force. It was a great decision.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
That was really and if.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You didn't push me, I would, you know I would.
We wouldn't have done it. And I'm super happy about that.
Another thing we need to talk about is baggate bag Gate.
Oh my gosh, yeah we did. Yeah, because that was
an understated, dramatic situation.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
You, by the way, I never said this to you.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I know where this is going.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, I want to, I'm almost I didn't say because
I didn't want to bring like a spotlight to how
calm and loving and pace shit.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
You were about it like you handled it. And I'll
tell you what.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Happened, tell everybody about because I just want to.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Also say how much I love you and how much
you work so hard. I say this all the time,
my poor husband. Last night when you're on stage, would
you at the Comedy Store show? You were unbelievable. I
didn't want that.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Came to thank you everybody that came.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
I didn't want to go.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I normally don't go, but I feel like you wanted
me to come, didn't you? Absolutely yes, anyway, So I
love that. But I look at you and I see
how hard you work, and you're You're just like Teflon man.
You are so strong. Anyway, So you've been traveling. We
went to Israel, we came back. You went to Tampa,
you came back. Then literally the next day we came
to La We're on time zones, like nine hours ahead,
(33:39):
three hours behind. But and we get off and the
guys waiting there and the bags are coming around.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
You got to contextualize it a little bit more. We
checked in both bags. Normally when we fly to Los Angeles,
we like to bring just carricters. Right, we did one
ginormous bag which we shared, and one smaller bag which
is for you, but it was expanded did so we
had to check both of them in. They were both
checking side. Yes, so so yeah, being said with the
(34:07):
jet lag, that being said with being excited.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
To be tony black bags that everybody but you have
your initials on the opposide.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Nothing to me.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
It does because they say wrap on it or k
R or whatever.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
When we arrived in Lax, retrieve the ginormous bag.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
That's easy one, right, And then I said there's I
kind of take credit.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Coude.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
I feel bad because I said, there it is, that's it,
but check it and I said, but check it.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I didn't check it, and I grabbed our other bag.
We got back to the hotel. Uh, we go upstairs.
We both had plans to move around and groove around
and you open your bag and you make sure you know, Yeah,
I was gonna.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
I was gonna like change or brush my teeth and
like like fresh and then I was going to jam
to palisades and then go and behold.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
You open the bag and it wasn't our fucking no
guys bag. I had a lot of socks, men's socks,
and like teas and ship.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, it was like a men packing thing, very but
it was I didn't go into it, Babe.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
I don't like that. I don't want to see another
man's bagne. Quick.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
I was mortified. I was mortified.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
And we knew we had a problem because we didn't
have our bag and we had homeboys.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Bag, homeboy's bag.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
And then we were all the way over here in
Beverly Hills before we came here, so we were like,
and then you only had a certain amount of hours
before you had that the big event that you were doing.
So you calmly got on the phone and called Delta,
and that wasn't very helpful. And then you calmly got
in an uber and went.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Right back to the airport.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
And I got in an uber and I went to
the Palisades and like you were just You're like, I
got it, babe, go do it.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Go be with Tammy.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
And fortunately when I went in that uber, they started
calling me from Delta. I had to stop off and
get myself a half lemonade half.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I see, hydrate.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
I had to hydrate and I need that half lemonade
half I see. Then I went to Delta and they
were calling me, and of course getting the airports never easy,
but lo and behold, the whole exchange and drop off
work like a charm. Then I had to go back
to the hotel.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
And you slept right back.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
It was uneventful, and I know you needed to go
where you needed to go. So I stepped up to
the plate unemotionally and we got it done. And thank god,
because if you're in another place without all your shit.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
Yeah, I had nothing. By the way, we're sharing the
big bag.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I thought we were doing that because you were going
off to Michigan and I was going home, and then
we were gonna swap and you were going to take
the little bag.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Bringing up Michigan. By the way, if there were any
people that were planning on CEMA in Michigan, we have
to reschedule my shows that were happening this weekend in Michigan.
They will be rescheduled. But yes, we got the bag.
We got the bag. Baggate Rapaports twenty four.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
I proud of you. I like you to continue this
level headed.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
You thought I would freak out.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Oh, I thought you were about to blow a gasket.
I thought you were going.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
To freak the f and when I saw the gentleman
at the bag when me, they change, he knew who
I was, and I said, my friend, I am sorry, uh,
and I wasn't going to do this. And in my head,
I said I wasn't going to do this and I said,
I am sorry. But and here here's what you fucked up.
I said. It was my wife's full I see you
right under the fucking bus. I threw you under the
fucking bus, the tram and the Ford expedition that was
(37:32):
driving me to and from the airport in the uber,
right under the and we got it up and we forward.
I say it was her fault. It was her fault. Anyway,
the bag was gotten.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
So yeah, that happened, and I'm proud of you. But
before we go, we must say farewell to Crystal Minkoff
from uh Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She's saying her farewell.
She made an announcement on her Instagram page. And I
must say, so what.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I didn't mind Crystal Minkof, but Beverly Hills will survive
without Crystal. I thought she was good. I thought she
was part of the de I couch that you invented. Yeah,
I enjoyed her.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
She was she was the first Asian American woman to
be on Who Cares?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I mean, you know, like I'm not saying like who cares?
Who doesn't care?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
Was she? No?
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Because Dallas had an Asian Asian girl doctor Who Cares?
But anyway I did, I didn't feel like she offered
anything to the show.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Could be honest, I really don't. I don't, I really,
I'm not a.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Paper bag cut what was it called? Paper bag cut?
Which she had the whole beef with Sutton and then
she said, what about your pants?
Speaker 3 (38:40):
The ugly leather paper bag, paper bag leather pants?
Speaker 2 (38:44):
What were they call? What was the cut called?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Leather paper bag.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Paper bag cut?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
That was good and you know, but that that wasn't her.
She was just wearing ugly pants.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Anyway, as much as I enjoyed her, and when I
met her in real life, I felt like she was
very sweet. They're alland's a humongous directory.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
She may just the thing is, yes, exactly, in real
life she's amazing. She's not cut out to be one
of our housewives because she's not. She doesn't have that
jones sequa, you know what I mean that little like
I thought that that you know what I mean, you
need a little to normal, a little too normal and
all due respect for the women that I love, you know, like,
it's just you need a little wa could do. You
(39:26):
need a little bit of narcissism, a little bit of
healthy And when I say, hey, narcissism, I mean in
a healthy way.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
And she don't need it in a healthy way.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
We want them nuts, healthy nuts, nutty way.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
But she's too much in the cut a little too back,
seated back, a little too judgy with where she's at.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I need you to jump in the deep end here.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
And she sat on the side of the couch sort
of like I'm a voyeur in this reality world. I
just it wasn't for her, I don't think. And she
might agree with me if I sat down with her.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
She's probably relieved.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yes, she probably is. She's got a great life.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Because it brings all kinds of kookie.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Said, come on, it's not everybody's cut out for it.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
No, And she had a good run three years ago.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Did she did? Yeah, so farewell to Crystal.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Has it been anybody else's gotten fired hired? No?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
But Alexia and Todd from uh Miami got divorced.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
That was a big shocker for me.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I know, you come in and out of Miami, but
that's one of my mainstays.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
I love that show and that freaked me out. Was like, whoa,
because do they say why?
Speaker 1 (40:25):
I haven't said why yet. I'm assuming they moved out
of their fancy apartment that they're running into a lower one,
you know, less one that was less money. You know,
there were some fights. He seemed kind of tense, he
kind of he seemed kind of, you know, not that nice.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
He was kind of.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Had some riffs with her older son. There's some cracks
in the wall, so to speak.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Kinks in the Armor.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
I was gonna say Kinks in the Armor, but I
feel like that. I think that you're not allowed to
say that.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
You could say Kinks in the Army, you can't say
the other Kinks. It's it sounds like Kinks.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
But k rhymes with Kinks.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, because that'll get you, that'll get you. Most said that.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
So anyway, anyway, Yes, and we.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Don't need that.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, we don't need that.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
So we don't need any problems.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Oh, we don't need any any problems. Yeah, we're doing
okay right now. So anyway, that happened, and I'm interested
to see why that happened, because I.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
They say they're filming, I don't know if they're filming yet. Well,
we have good shows. We have Summer House, which we
haven't talked about a lot. We need to talk a
little bit about more about that. We have Jersey coming.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
So we've started watching Martha's Vineyard, which is off to
a great start, so we'll talk more about that.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
And we have Jersey, and we have The Real Housewives
in New York coming up. So there's a lot of
stuff coming up.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
And we're here, and we're here.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
And like I said earlier, if you want to read
all about who Michael Rappaport's wife is, go to peoplemagazine
dot com. Just look up Michael Rapport. At Kibi Rapport,
they shout out a Rapports reality podcast. It is the
reality podcast that the world wanted and the world has gotten.
What more can I say, Babe, It's been another fantast
(42:00):
second episode. You let your hands fly, but not too much.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Not too much. Gotta be careful, got to be I'm
gonna do my best.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
Listen, I'm gonna apologize now if I offend anybody.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
This is kind of world we live in.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
But listen, no, no, it has nothing to do with
the world, babe.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
It's me. It's just me. It's just it's me. Hi,
I'm the problem. It's me. The shout out to Swifties
out there.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Anyway, you guys know where to find this wrap a
coorts reality. Leave questions, leave comments, Tell a friend to
tell a friend, Tell a friend to tell a friend.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
All right, Love you, babe, Love you.
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