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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King.
I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your
favorite shows from the Real Housewives in Atlanta, New Jersey
and my own creation, The Love and Marriage Franchise and
Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the
Real Housewives Franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset, in
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addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or
scripted as well. Hey, Ray drops on today's episode of
Reality with the King, We have to get into Miami. Mondays, Okay, Now,
I know we're all dealing with what happened with the
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osepos how that dominated our feed, our social media, our podcasts,
our YouTube, our news since Friday, so much so that
I felt like, unfortunately, Audriana's iconicness failed to be the
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one thing that we should be talking about this entire weekend.
So because of that, I am going to dedicate this
episode to Audriana and the icon that she is. Look.
Part two reunion of the Real Housewives in Miami really
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showed me a drawn needs to have a mahido. It's
to the point now where it's not even upper discussion.
This woman consistently, has carried the show consistently. And when
I mentioned last week on the on the last week's recap,
what was the week before child? It was my birthday. Nonetheless,
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I did talk about how I felt the issue between
Audriana and Julia was the fact that, look, Audriana referred
Julia to the show when the producers contacted the old
cast mates and said we're gonna reboot Miami and if
there's anybody you recommend, let us know. I don't think
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at that time Audriana realized she was recommending her replacement.
Audriana was a Mohito holder the first two seasons of Miami.
Then the show got canceled, then the show came back.
Audrianna rightfully so thought to herself, look, I'm great at
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what I do, I'm iconic. I'm definitely going to be
a housewife. Little did she know that the person she
referred to was going to replace her, and that because
of that, she was going to be demoted to a
friend of That is the reason why little Insider tea
for you guys. That's the reason why anytime, especially still
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on Housewives, when producers ask a cast member if they
have a friend that they want to refer to the show,
nine point nine times out of ten, they won't because
no housewife wants to refer their real friend for two reasons. One,
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they don't want to argue with their real friend and
lose their friendship, and on top of that, have their
friend spill their own tea on the show. That's number one.
The second reason is nobody wants to refer their replacement,
and that's what happened between Audriana and Julia. Based on
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Audrianna's performance, she not only deserves first chair, she deserves
the Mahido. And if I was Audriana, I won't accept
anything less. This woman has consistently carried this show. This
woman has consistently done more than half of the Mohito
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holders and she gets paid less than half of them.
That's a fact. You don't even have to be an
Agna stand to look at this show and realize the
contributions that she has made. Love her or hate her. Yes,
Alexia is the face of the show. It's Alexia show. Stephanie.
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I know you think it's yours, and I know you
think because you have trained planes and automobiles, that is yours.
The face of this show is Alexia, But the real
star of this show belongs to Audriana. Let's get into it.
So last Reunion, Part one, it was a cliffhanger when
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Julia revealed that Audriana and her slept together, which that
word has so many nuances that at this point it
is a game of semantics because when Julia said we
slept together, I stared at Audriana. And Audriana is so
real that you can look in her eyes and tell
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when she's telling the truth or when she's about to lie.
And I'm not saying she's a liar, but I definitely
think she asked some hot sauce of shit. If you
look at Audriana's reaction to that, it was clear as
day that Julia was telling some of the truth, but
not everything. So Julie reveals that her and Audriana slept
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together in the Hamptons that aired a couple of seasons ago.
Then they flashed back to it and we saw it.
Julia alleged that Audriana held this over her head and
that she suffered through psychological abuse because of this. She
also revealed that at the time, her marriage to Martina
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was not in the best place and that Audreyanna blackmailed
her and said she owed her. Now, with that being said,
two things can be true. Julia obviously is a serial
cheater when it comes to her marriage to Martina. It's
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it's obvious it will get into the accusations about the
Haitian mortician, the cop child, the everybody. At this point, Uh,
Julia has you know, been intimate with that. It appears
that way, which look low key, would have been fine.
But it's the gag that she's a married woman. But
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let's let's let's let's let's hold that for a second.
The accusations that Julia revealed was shocking, beyond what we
all could imagine this blackmail to be. I did not
think for a second that they slept together. But when
they flash back the scenes where they kissed and when
they bed together, it's plausible to believe that they did.
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Audriana is denying that they had sex because she says
that she doesn't have a dick. Again, this is all
a game of semantics, you know what I'm saying. So
when two women sleep together, the reason why it is
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a very interesting tale is because this is I can't
believe this is getting graphic with a this is low
key the birds and the bees of reality with the king.
But follow me here. We all know that when a
man and a woman sleep together that one thing inserts
it to another and penetration is involved.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Okay, we know that, so when that happens, yes, that
is a sexual act. Fine, we even though with two
men sleep together, what it turns another.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Penetration is involved. I can't believe I've talked about this
on this podcast. Penetration is involved, and that obviously is
you guys having a sexual intercourse. Okay. However, when two
women are sleeping together, the idea penetration leads to many things,
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but not too many things babies one or two, to
be honest with you. But it also leads others to
think what their imagination what that could be because two
women kids think, that's not sexual intercourse. Now, if one
straps on an object it uses it as penetration, then okay,
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that is considered sleeping together. If one uses one index finger,
middle finger, pinky finger, depending on the girth of your choice. Okay,
who am I here to judge that could be considered
sexual intercourse between two women? I guess. So when Arena
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said I didn't have a dick. He just kissed.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm okay on Andrenna side like, well, if that's the case,
I'm with her.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That doesn't mean they have sexual intercourse. That means they
played around, they kissed each other. Now, it could also
mean if there's something oral involved, if they decided to,
you know, in the words of Alexia that she acts backstage,
then one eat the other okay, then one half oyster,
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then one half salmon, the one half bass, the one
half a fish filet. I don't know. That is the
conversation that they're having backstage. But Adriana, it's adamant that
nothing happened, that they just kissed. Now, when the girls
were asking Julia, I e Alexia and she's like, look y'all,
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you know, I don't want to say it. It's so gross.
She asked if she went down on her? Did they
go down each other? And Julia said, well, out of
respect to Adriana, I don't want to say too much.
Excuse me. You said enough, Julia. You gave us the
forour a play. Now we need the climax. You can't
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you can't for play the audience with this revelation and
then refuse to give up the climax. Julia is a.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Tease, baby, Julia is a tease. Now Audrianna.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Is visibly upset, and she's like, look, if you want
to go there, let's go there. I wasn't going to
go there, but now let's go there. And I'm just like,
oh gosh, what happened? Audreana den reveals that, you know what,
let me hold on that for a second. Let me
hold on that for a second. I'm pulling a Julia.
I'm giving y'all for a playment on climax. I'm being
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a tease. But hear me out. We got to get
into though, Martina and Julia's marriage, all right. Julia revealed
that her and Martina were having marital issues, which, okay,
all couples do understood. Even with marital issues, it doesn't
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mean you cheat on your spouse. Not only did you
cheat on your spouse with your friend, you cheated on
your spouse with a coworker. Based on the information that
was revealed, it does appear that Julia perhaps it's not
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all the way into Martina. It does appear that, based
on Audriana's accusation and I'm paraphrasing here, that Julia used Martina,
she was married, not married, She was proposed to a
nine times or something, engaged nine times, and she finally
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decided to marry Martina. It's plausible for one to believe
that Julia decided to marry Martina because of who she is,
a legendary tennis player. It's plausible. I'm not gonna sit
up here and be like, no, I don't see it.
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I'm not saying it's true that that's the difference. I'm
not saying it's true. I'm saying I could see why
Audriana sees that believes that. It's not out of the
It's not out of the world to believe that that
could be the case, especially because Julia admitted a national
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television that she cheated on her wife, and when asked
more questions about it, you could tell she was visibly uncomfortable,
especially when Andy asked like, does Martina know this? And
she said, I told Martina this months ago. Well, the
Hampton's sexual escapade happened a couple of years ago. This
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is reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King. Let's
get back into the show. So I believe Julia told
Martina before the reunion. I don't think it was months ago.
I think it was weeks ago. That's what I believe.
Whether or not they have an open marriage is something
that perhaps would come out in part three, but I
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don't believe that they have an open marriage. Martina does
not strike me as the type of woman who would
be okay with Julia sleeping around town and rain drops revelation,
and I wish somebody would have brought this up in
part two. Maybe it's come out of part three, but
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the mark was missed because do y'all remember when Larsa
Pippen revealed that Julia allegedly was seen making out with
a black eye. Do y'all remember that? Let me refra
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your memory. I forgot what season it was, but Larsa
revealed that she saw Julia kissing a guy who was black,
and none of the ladies mentioned that. None of them
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did so when they were like, well, do you believe Audriana?
Do you believe Julia? I know that the girls don't
like Argrina much, but nobody decided to bring that up again.
Maybe they did, was cut out. I don't know. So
this is what was said. Okay, I got the article up. Okay,
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this has been page six, Shout out to Evan Reel.
This has been Evan Reels interviewed doctor Nicole Martin. Doctor
Nicole Martin said that Larce and Pippen tried to ruined
Julia's marriage. Okay, Larsa Pippen said that Julia had been
making out with the man and pretty much cheating on Martina.
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This is what a Cole said. There was some Instagram
drama between them, and it was some stupid, petty drama.
And then here Larsa comes like, I heard you're making
out with men like potitionally trying to ruin a marriage
like Instagram drama versus let me destroy your marriage. This
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is a perfect example of how Larsa fights. And remember
that's when Julia told Martina on camera. Martina said, when
is this going to stop? I'm done? I'm done. Okay.
So after that doing this interview with Evan Real is
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when doctor Nicole Martin said this in quote, Julia is
a little flirtatious, very sexual. She's very comfortable with her sexuality.
I think she's suppressed it for so many years that
now she's very much about embracing how she's feeling now.
There was photographic evidence of this alleged kiss that came
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out during a nine otoun where Julia was seeing kissing
this man allegedly where there was paparazzi. This is what
Nicole had to say about that. I think she is
teasing the paparazzi. She's out with her friend and they're
taking pictures and people were speculating, and she's like, you
know what you want to show? I am going to
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give you one m This doesn't look good for you,
Julia's girlfriend. Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes. Okay,
so that's what happened, because Julia was seen making out
allegedly with the man. All of these instances make it
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appear that she is a cheated, cheated pump eater. So
after all of that, Audriana reveals here it goes to
climax ring drops. Adriana reveals that Julia slept with the
Haitian mortician and the cop, that she bought the Haitian
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and the doctor a coffeemaker. She then reveals that Julia
asked to see her booths and then when she showed it,
Julia then showed her butt. Adriana said that Julia tried
to fuck her in Spain, that Julia pushed her up
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against the wall and tried to seduce her. This is wild, wild,
And then Audriana gives the best line of Reunion in
the past ten years. When Julia starts to say I
miss you, Audriana says, you miss me? Or you miss
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my pussy? Do you miss my sweet little pussy? Lord Jesus,
I mean Audriana, the star, you are, the descriptions that
you made. It's just what what is happening on this show?
I can't, I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't,
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I can't. This is a hot steaking mess. It's a mess.
It's a mess. This is like really really, really, really
really bad. So let's talk about it. Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Okay, here
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we go. A Haitian mortician is a very specific allegation.
I don't think Audianna was lying at all when she
said this. Sorry, I don't. It's very specific. Ar Pip
and said, I saw you make out with a black guy,
full stop. Okay, that's anybody a black guy. That's a
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description that could be anybody in the world. A Haitian
mortician is so specific that who makes that up? Who
makes that up? I believe Audriana. I do. And it's
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not like Julia was so defensive in terms of proclaiming
her innocence. She sort of let a rock and she
didn't want to talk by anymore. And I in this moment,
I'm just being honest with you. I just felt bad
for Julia. You could tell that Julia is not the
type of girl that can handle a scandal. And it
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looked like she had regrets the moment she said it like,
if you look at her eyes, she looks sad. She
looks sad that it has come to this. And on
top of that, why does a Haitian doctor want a coffeemaker?
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This is wild to be a coffee maker. You goanna
tell me this motherfucker can go on Amazon dot com
and buy a fucking twelve dollars a ninety nine cent coffeemaker.
Oh in the words are drawing a coffee machine? Same shit.
William Sonoma has coffee machines. I just don't get it.
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Do you want to grind his beans? Did he want
the curig special edition that costs one twenty nine ninety
nine on Amazon dot com. Did he want Hamilton Beach
reveil Barista? Was he waiting for Amazon Prime deals to come?
Why is she buying somebody a coffee maker? I don't
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get it and I don't understand it. Then Audrena decides
to kill it even further by bringing Julie Audrina, You're
our star. She brought Julia a gift and in the
box was a heart. Talked about how he broke her arm. Audriana,
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you deserve a Mohido, you deserve a raise, You deserve
a primetime special, you deserve a one on one. You
deserve to become a reality with the King. Bitch. You are
the reason for this season. I am shocked that it
has come to this. It has come to this, but
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it all makes sense. It all makes sense to me.
I'm gonna clear it by saying this, and this is
me being a viewer, This is me being unbiased, and
this is me calling it. Like I said, I believe Audriana.
I do I do, I do. I do believe Audrianna
was never gonna bring up his lift together if Julia
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did it. And listen with that being said, I do
believe Audriana held that over Julia's head. I believe that too.
I do believe that. I do believe when she kept saying,
I'm gonna break the fourth wall, I don't believe Audriana
was not going to say that in terms of breaking
the fourth wall, because she would have said, remember when
we were in the Hamptons and blah blah blah, remember
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what happened in Spain. Those were things that Audriana was saying.
Was the fourth wall. I do believe that. I do
believe that one. And I do believe that Julia had
no choice but to just reveal it because she knew
that Audriana could no longer hold this over her head.
And that is why ladies jumped to me gaze and days,
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you do not sleep with your castmate. I've seen this
happen over and over again on Real Housewives. It's a
no no, It's a no, no, no no. Now, the
biggest question is what does this mean for the fate
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of Julia and Audianna's friendship. Look, stranger things have happened.
I'll say this much. I want to see the continuation
of this for next season. If I were a producer
on The Real House Boss in Miami. I would definitely
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bring Juliah back, whether or not she's full time or
friend of I honestly, listen, this is me being real.
I will honestly bring Aargrinna back as a full time housewife.
She delivers, she delivers, she does she her being a
friend is fantastic. But if you look at her highlight reel,
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she has always delivered the most iconic moments on the show,
and I believe she has done more than some of
the girls who have a mahido. I think it's time
for Audrianna to get a mohiito and I would like
to see the continuation of Julia and Audriana have this conversation.
Not the entire season, I think the first four episodes
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for sure. But you can't drop this bomb and not
have us see the aftermath of it. But rain jobs.
Let me know what you think. Leave a comment on
Spotify hashtag Reality with the King can tweet me. But Audriana,
thank you, thank you, thank you, and thank you to
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all the Haitian merticians in this world. We will be
looking for one of you. Bye bye. Reality with the
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