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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaselle Bryant.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for
being here with us once again once again. What is
your shirt say? Spice of life, Spice up your life,
Spice up your life with Oh with a spice girl girl. Oh?
I love that.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And this is new. This is a new shirt. I
got it from Zara Zara recently. Okay, so they're they're
doing throwbacks. They're doing spice girl thrill.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I love that. Yeah, we love the spice girls. We
love a little Victoria Beckham and Melanie Hobbs. Is that
her name? Melanie mel No, not hot Hobbs. I don't
know sports. I'm like sporty spice, yes, posh? What else?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But by the way, baby spice. The speaking of Victoria,
the Beckham's are bickering. What is happening The Beckham boys
are I think fighting like the kids or the yes
or the father. I think it's the kids are fighting
and then one of them is fighting one of them's
wife don't like Victoria or Victoria don't like her something
(01:20):
I don't know, psturing in that family cannot have that.
We cannot have that in the Beckham household. Anyway, how
are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
It's hot outside?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It's hot as but Jesus outside, Holy moly, it's literally
two days ago. Is literally one hundred and ten, Holy moly,
holy And I know you don't like to go outside,
but you really ain't gonna go.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh no, you know, no, I'm crazy. I've told you
this before. I love it when it's hot outside, not
just side did yeah, I go outside and walk she
three miles been. You're gonna pass out. I know, I know,
but I love it. I don't know what. I just
like to like feel the heat and the sweat and
the wet and just you know. So when i'm when
i'm like intentionally being outside to walk, it's okay. But
(02:07):
but when you're like you know, in the car, in
the house or going from like you know, a building
to your car and you're hot, like, that's the worst,
the worst. But when I know that, okay, I'm spoll
I'm out here and it's hot, like I'm like, I
know that this is what I signed up for. Hmm,
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
With you're feeling it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, what's
your shady moment?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Do you have one? So this damn heat because that
you just said you loved, well, no, I'm telling you,
this is what I hate about it. Okay. Did you
see my scorched flowers outside? Yes? Oh my gosh, my flower.
(02:47):
So my landscaper can be putting all these beautiful petunias
so pretty in my landscaping, and literally they are all scorched,
they are dried out, and I was I was watering them.
I was doing what I could, and I mean it's crazy.
I'm like, I'm so annoyed because clearly I gotta like
I had to pay him for that. Yeah, and now
(03:09):
they're gone. We will they will they come back? Are they? Like?
You know? No, those are annuals? Yeah, bi annual. It
was a bi annual. No every by quarter bye, they're
just they're gonna know they're they're gone. They're gone, Like,
I mean, what's every six months? Bye? Every six months?
Is that?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
But that's by that's not bi annual. Annual is annual
bi annual bi annuals too, but by year it will
be every two years.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh damn.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Okay, So what is twice a year? Yeah, twice a
year is something. It's a something. There is a something. Yeah,
term for that quarterly maybe I don't know, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know. Yeah, we didn't figure that out. Where's
car I got it? Okay? Semi annual, yes, yes, every
six months, every six semi annual, every six months.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Private school education. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that. That's the
good old University of Maryland.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
About that, by the way, you you know I went anyway,
I'll tell you that in a second. Let me tell
you about my shady moment for really quickly. So because
it's so hot.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We had a thunderstorm on Thursday of last week and
trees were down everywhere. Trees were down.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I got pictures of trees that came down in my neighborhood.
My my power went out. I mean it like straight
up knocked out my entire neighborhood. Like I think the
the I call.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It a tornado. Yeah, it like hit my little neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I was the center of it, and then everything else
was knocked out. So this was around four o'clock on Thursday,
and I called Pepco with my one bar on my
phone and they said that we'd be back up by seven.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
So I'm like, cool, this is not this and mine
was hot, okay, so I'm like thinking about the air conditioning.
I'm thinking about everything. So we were not up by seven, and.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
The kids were like not home.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
They're like out of town or the kids were home,
but they were like, we're going to go to Taco Bell,
which was very confusing to me.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
So they go to Taco Bell. They come home and
it's Taco Bell to hang out.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I think a Door is fascinated with Taco Bell because
I wouldn't give them that when they were little. So
now that she got five hours on her pocket, she
can go to Taco Bell on her own. Okay. So
they went to Taco Bell. That came back by time
they came back. Oh, a Door came in my room
and she was like, ma, let's just like see what's
going on in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's pitch black everywhere. So I get in a little
car with her.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We're driving around and as we drove around, you know where,
not my street, but like two streets before you get
to my street.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
A big power line oh fell on the ground.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh no, we could not get back on our street
because the fire department came and they was like, no,
you're gonna park your car like up up here by this.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
School and you're gonna get it in the morning.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So anyway, we're walking back home. Everybody's outside. It's some foolishness.
I met all kinds of neighbors I ain't want to meet, Okay,
I'm trying to get to my shade of point.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
So we're in the house and shockingly my house was
not hot. Okay. So we sleep, we wake up. The
next morning, I'm calling Pop, call like, yo, oh, it's
still out.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
The next morning, still out. I have I'm like working,
like I have something I have to get to. I
need to get my makeup done all that. So I
like literally go to the Embassy suite, book a room
just to get my makeup done and like cool off.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
So I'm doing all of that that night.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm like, guys, when I get home from work, I'm like, guys,
pick pack your things.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
We're going to a hotel. They say to me, Grace
and the door. No, I ain't going to a hotel.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
We don't want to go. You don't want to go.
I was like, no, no, no, we're gonna go stay
the four seasons. It's gonna be Nice's gonna be a
little stacas, right, there's like, no, we don't want to go,
we don't want to leave.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
So they're fine with no electricity, No.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
No wife, no ac, No you can't open the refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No no. They were just like, we're gonna thug it out.
They found it to be some sort of game we
were called. It was like a game we were playing.
So I said, please themselves hazing themselves.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I was like, these kids are horrible, right, So I said, Okay,
I'm gonna thuck it out with y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right, Oh, this here comes the shady part.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Grace, about thirteen minutes later, was in her girlfriend's car
going to her girlfriend's house that has electricity.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So I'm like, so me and a door just here
to suffer. That was wrong. Yeah, Grace, you shady for that.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And she didn't even say, hey, y'all want to come,
or you know, do y'all need anything.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
All she did was she got me a portable charger, okay,
and she's like, threw it on my bed. My kids
ain't right, But yeah, that's shady, that's crazy. Okay. So
she had her old plan. She had a whole plan.
She didn't want to go anywhere because she was going
to be hanging out with her girlfriend in electricity.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't because me and the door could have just
been chilling at the four season. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
But we thugged it out.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Second night.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
We had no power in the morning the next morning
because Grace texted me and said she made friends with
the Pepco people outside.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
That great. She's wrong, but she's a little crafty.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
She said, ma, I talked to them, and we're gonna
have power like first thing in the morning.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
And she was right, and she was right. That power
came straight back on, but we had to suffer for
like two days. Oh my god. And they were fine
with it. I'm surprised you didn't just say, Okay, I'm
leaving y'all.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
And I just was like, I didn't understand in my
mind at any given second it was going to be
turned back on, because I say, long time.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Oh but guess what.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I called my contractor and I said, guess what, You're
gonna get me the Rolls Royce generators because I'm not
doing this again. I'm buying a generator. I don't give
a damn how much it costs because and it's mental
for me. So I'm walking down my street with no power.
You know, my street has no power, but you can
tell the houses with generators. Yeah, so they look rich
and I look poor, and I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Want to be anymore. So I'm I have ordered me
a generator, ordered it already, yes, as my power is out,
I'm calling my contractor, like I need a generator. He's
like Joe, So it's not at my house yet, but
he's it's coming right, Okay, Okay, that's that's Hi. This
ain't happening to meet again. I can't do this. No, yeah, no,
(09:20):
that's the worst. I don't think since I've been in
this house, I don't think our power has gone out
during the storm, but which is kind of surprising, but
I don't. I don't think if we have. Yeah, the
tree situation is wild. Yeah, these trees fall on these
power lines and it's it's a rope. Yeah, damn. And
that's the worst, the worst. Okay, spend them on the pep.
(09:40):
They keep telling you like, oh, it'll be on in
an hour, and then it's like it keeps going, it
keeps pushing.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Well, they at one time suspended telling us when it
was going to be back on.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
That's how you know, you right, you know that's true.
Oh wait, so speaking of Taco bell, I said, like,
is that the hangout? Have you ever is it? I
can't remember. When I was in Phoenix, Arizona, Carter wanted
to go to In and Out Burger. Okay, in and
Out Burger, Yeah, because he had seen it on TikTok
and stuff. Okay, we went. The line was wrapped around
(10:14):
the building. The kid, I mean, the parking lot was
jam packed. It was us to hang out. Yes, it's
the hangout. It was crazy. The inside was jam packed.
They had tables outside jam packed, and it was like
ten o'clock at night. Okay, wait, where was this Phoenix, Arizona?
In Phoenix, I can see that. Yeah, I've never experienced
that before. I only like had heard of in and
(10:36):
out burgers, but I didn't know it was like that.
That's nice crazy. And then the food was actually good.
The burgers were good. But you're gonna go anywhere for
the hangout? Well I didn't. We weren't going for the
hang out. We didn't know it was a hangout. We
just Carter just is like a foodie and he saw
it on the side and he just wanted it, like
it was just one of those things that he always
wanted to go he had to do. Does he have
Instagram or does he have something like to post or whatever? No? Okay, okay,
(11:01):
I love that. But oh does he have TikTok? TikTok?
He has TikTok? So would he take a picture and
like post it? No, he don't really post on it. Okay.
They might like repost something that they see, but they
don't make original content. Okay, I love that.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
But I love that you are down to like allow
him to, you know, lead the family in the food selection.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yes, because he's one of them. He's like a grumpy eater,
like he just like food is so important to him
and to his mother. No, no, no, Like I'll sacrifice.
I'll be like, what do you want because I don't
want to get something and you don't like it, and
you're going to be mad for the rest of the night.
Deal with that. Yeah. So I'm always like putting the
(11:42):
ball in his court when it comes to food, Like,
find something that you want to eat, and I'm going
to make it happen for you. Okay. I love that
he is very particular about food.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I think Angel was kind of like that, like we
need to make sure Angels happy with the food. Everybody
else will sacrifice, right, Yes, yeah, so she's and she's
always like, it's well, sushie, Like when are we gonna
have sushi?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Like she's a big sushi girl.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
So her go to is always like, if we can't
figure out what we're eating, it's sushi sushi, which is
I'm not mad at it, but like, can we have
some variety?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
We have some variety? All right? Speaking of people being upset,
did you see Lebron get booed? No? Listen, Lebron was
walking down the street mine of his business, and it
was like at night, And you know, I'm not I'm
not here for booing celebrities. Where is he just walking
down the street at night? Are you sure this is Lebron? No?
(12:37):
This was Lebron freaking James Okay, And I'm not.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I'm not into this because it's because people ask me
all the time, because you know, on a reality show,
people have.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Opinions of who you are, and some people love you,
some people hate you. Some people ask me all the time.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Has anybody ever come up to you and like said
something negative, like the haters and like not really.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Like no, no ever had that. Just most people come
up and oh I love you or whatever.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Right, Okay, So he's walking down the street like, oh,
this is New York okay, and he's legitly Lebron, definitely Lebron.
He's walking, he's walking with his friends, he's mining his business.
They start booing Lebron James in New York. I guess
because he was in New York and that I wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Take that person off I'm Lebron because it's like their
New York Knicks fans or totally who in Lebron plays
for the Lakers, And of course there's a history, you know,
like if you're a New York fan, there's no way
you're a Laker fan, you know what I mean? But
can we have some respect, you know what I mean? No,
just just just boom, yes, okay, boom. I'm telling you
(13:47):
right now, don't be booing me when I'm walking down
the street. If y'all be like boom, there's just helle boo,
what I would be like, Oh hell nah, hell nah,
that's just like part of the game. That's part of
being an athlete. You know, like you're going to run
into rival fans that hate your team, hates you, and
(14:08):
they get all worked up, and so it's like whatever,
it's okay, but.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I will condone you booing Jeff Bezos and his wife
if you're in Venice or they're getting married.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
They haven't taken over the whole city. They take it
over the whole freaking.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
City, and they're like cool with it, right, Like they
might need to get booed.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Well, they're probably spending a lot of money there, They're
probably putting a lot of money into I didn't think
about that. I didn't think about that. But also, you know,
I don't know. I do feel like Europeans or Italians aren't,
as you know, enamored with Americans. No, they're not. They
don't care. They probably there probably are a bunch of
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them that are like, please get out of here. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm surprised they picked Venice though, because I feel like,
I hear it's beauty. I've never been. I hear it's
freaking beautiful. I've been, but I feel like and maybe
I've only been to a certain part like they have
this little river and you go on the little boat. Yeah,
and that that means of transportation, right, Like that's it.
Like it's like, but isn't it like I just in
(15:11):
my like that's playing at all times, right, Yeah, but
that's like, oh is it really? Is it like piped
into the like the co I don't know, like maybe
it's just like piped into your head. Yeah, like you
like like this is a long time ago when I
was there, But is this was this like a honeymoon
or something. No, we were when one played for the
(15:33):
Toronto Raptors. Yeah, they played did some preseason games in
Spain and Italy and so they let the whole everyone's
families go nice. So we all like flew over there
and took you know, took little day trips and stuff.
Oh I love that. So yeah, but I just feel
like Venice, it's like that's it. It's just the little
river whatever. The gondola, I think.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So, okay, I want to do a gondola. Yeah yeah,
I've never done that. I only did it at Disneyland.
It's a small so you got Yeah, so you got it.
You got the experience. That's all you need to do.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I think I need the real experience. You could skip Venice.
I'm just surprised they picked Venice. I just don't think
Venice has enough. Well maybe it's significant to them. True.
By the way, by the freaking yeah, because you have
a Beyonce should go too soon? Well okay, several things
(16:24):
are never expectations really high. Okay, several things. Hater hater,
cowboy carter hater.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
This is what I want to say to this one
over here called reasonable. I want to say that Beyonce
had how many she had, like four shows in Paris
or something crazy? Yeah, and then the last one Jay
comes out.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah what insane? When's the last time she did that?
He didn't come out Renaissance tour ever didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
But I've seen them in Paris when they did the
Run on the Run tour.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I saw them in Paris. I took my mother, remember that.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yea. And it is a whole vibe.
Yes'm I know I saw them not in Paris, but
I saw them at the Raven Stadium, and yes, whole.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I mean it takes to a whole another level when
he sings ends in Paris, Yes, yes, whole another level.
You just you just lose your in Paris, and you're
in Paris and you're jumping around and it's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
So when he came out, I was like, oh my god. Okay,
So in a couple of days, a week or so,
she will be in this area. She will and I
will be there. Yes, me and Cali going, you will?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Are you? I'm still not motivated to go. I'm really not, Okay,
So I just bought my kids tickets.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Now my kids tickets are maybe okay, So you know
there's the nosebleeds.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Yeah, there have a hemorrhage, like they're going to be
hemorrhaging because they're so far up. Really, but I was like,
I was like, look at here. These tickets are expensive,
Like what section there are? There?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Hundreds, they're in a three hundreds. How much was the
ticket five something?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Five hundred each? Yeah for the three hundred level? Listen,
Oh no, I'm not. But as you get closer, as
you get closer to the show, I'm sure the tickets
they will open up. Yes, yeah, yeah, but I told
them one hundred for the three hundred level. Listen. We're
all going, We're all going together, and we will we
will separate.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I will go down, they will go up, Yes, and
I will feel nothing about the fact I saw. I
saw something like Phaser said Phajor Parks from Atlanta.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
She was like, my kids fly first class. I saw
that I would never put to my kids in coach. Yeah,
come on, live to put my kids in coach, right,
like my kids are going I'm not going back. Y'all
are going back now. Welcome to the real world. Experience
the ship, the same ship I experience growing up. True.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
True, Now I may choose to upgrade my kids, but
on the norm, I want them to understand y'all in
the back of the bus.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yes, yeah, yell, y'all the culture. They haven't earned a
damn thing, not one thing. No, yes, unless I feel
like for me, if I was to put my kids
in first class, it would be because they did something
extraordinary to deserve it, and it was like a reward,
it was a treat. It was like, I'm so proud
of you, and I'm gonna take you on this trip
(19:19):
and I'm gonna fly you first class. Oh I love
that something like that. Yes, I'm not more or it's
not that expensive.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
I remember we flew to Paris and it just so
happened Delta, and it just so happened that the upgrade
was not that expensive.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Okay, So I did it, of course, and they had availability.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, which you can always get a deal, you know
that if you go to the gate and they have
they have a ticket for you anyway. So yeah, otherwise
these kids are sitting in the back suffer.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
I want them to suffer. Yeah, I mean because when
we can just be normal, just be a normal ass,
regular person.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Just because when we get there, it's five it's five
star all the way because they're with me. But while
we're flying there, no, y'all in the back of the bus,
I'm in the last crazy. Speaking of concerts, you know,
Brandy and Monica are hitting the road.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
They're going on tour. Did you see this coming? No?
I saw it coming. You did?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Why because they both need a job? No shade to
Brandy and Monica. Okay, wait, we saw Monica in concert?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
We show did it? Don't even remember that we saw her? Damn,
because it was forgettable. Rod had to think seven seconds
for a good word. I was do I want to
say the word? I had to think, yes, say this.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
It wasn't she wasn't. Okay, So she she popped out.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
No, she didn't, it was Nicki. Okay, she didn't. She
didn't open for her. It was like she was part
of Nicki Minaja's set. Nicki Minaj was like on stage
performing and then went away and then all of a sudden,
Monica was like performing eight songs. It was like it
was so random to me.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I was like, first of all, we're here to see
Nikki Yea and no Shade Monica, but like you, I
don't even know them to have a song together, right,
It was extremely random.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
It was so so Nikky just needed a break. Nicky
was like, look ahead, let me sit down.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I didn't done my fourteen songs, okay, So anyway, yes,
it was kind of unforgettable.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Forgettable, it was unforgettable. No, it was okay that Robin
said it, not just Zelle. It was unnecessary. But have
you seen Brandy? No, never seen her. But I was
never a fan. I'm not. I'm not a fan of
either one to be gays. So but I know that
they have, you know, fans and people who love them,
(21:42):
and they have history from that one song.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Well no, they have like institutionalized beef like them, they
have beef from back back in the day and then
they have that song.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Oh I guess so yeah, I guess. Yeah. They were
pretty much like in competition with one another.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, so it'll be nice to see them come out
together and and you know what I was doing, No,
but when I.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
Was when I was looking at their roster, they have
a whole lot of people that they're gonna that are
gonna pop up like that are good. Kelly Rowland is
opening Kelly, I think we have Nelly maybe really Okay.
By the way, you know, Nelly and Ashanti have a show,
a show. Have you seen it? No? Have you? Is
(22:25):
it out? No? But I saw a clip it was
like she was talking about his penis size. Oh yeah,
are you supposed to talk about your husband's penis size?
What did she say? Did she say? She said it
was large? Okay, well if it's large, yes, I mean, well,
I mean, you know, because no, you're not supposed to
talk about your husbands people. I wouldn't put that information
(22:46):
out there because then that makes other women want to
like see it. Yeah, true, you know what I mean.
It's like, so I feel like when you brag about
something and that makes people envious of it, and then
they want it and then they want it, so I yeah,
I wouldn't put that on there. Yeah, so you would
just say your husband's penis is small, No, it's and
(23:06):
not desirable anyway, shape or form. Right, yeah, yeah, you
don't want it. You don't want it. But I think
I think husband's penis size is off limits. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
I think wives should not be talking about that, Okay, yes,
just like the husband shouldn't talk about whether or not
his wife is good in bed, like or dry or
you know what I mean. Like, I think all of
that when you're married, it's just like off limits.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, publicly they shouldn't. But then like if they're talking
with like barbershop talk, oh yeah yeah yeah, but then
that makes the guy like so you could be in
the barbershop talking amongst some guys. Yeah, they said, oh
my god, my wife is the best in bed. I'm
never gonna go anywhere, blah blah blah. Yeah, best I
ever had.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
You know what I mean that they sound, But you're
a lot of guys they're barbers. Like the therapists just
kind of like, you know, like Shirley is a little
bit of a therapist. Cow's a therapist for me, So
oh that's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Right, Okay, So if it's just you and the barber,
but if there are other men in the barbershop and
they're hearing this, then they're gonna want to sleep with
the wife. Really they might, Yeah, they might. If they
see the wife out in the street one day, they might.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
They might up. I don't know. Yeah, I think some
things just need to remain private.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, So I was kind of shocked that she did that.
He and he was just like, I think he was
laughing or whatever. Yeah, so keep your husband's PENI size
out your mouth.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say. I know that noted. Okay,
So we didn't talk about Traders. Oh, yes, we have
a new Traders season four is it four? Uh huh? Okay?
Cast that was released or announced.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Which you know, by the way, Robin was on Traders three.
Just in case y'all are under a rock and y'all
don't know, I was Robin killed it on season three
of the Trade dous for four little.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Four half little episodes. Yeah, five yeah, five, So in
the morning, in the morning, from what we understand they're
filming now, correct. So yeah, So when they officially released
the cast. That means that they're like a good week
into filming, Okay, So they released that one a couple
last week, couple of weeks ago. Yeah, they honestly might
(25:19):
be done finished by now. Okay. Last year, I think
they wrapped like June twenty first is and this is okay,
so they're coming up on that. But I know that
they added another version of Traders. They did a celebrity
version in the UK this year, which because because the
(25:39):
way they film it, they do the civilian UK Traders okay,
and then they last year then they went right into
US so like they finished one and then a week
later they were just starting another one. So now they
added like one more version of it. So I don't know.
There might be a few weeks back, so they could
(26:00):
be just finishing up or almost finished. Okay. But but
but it's exciting. But the cast, Okay, So from let's
talk about the Bravo world, all right, I gotta find it, dang,
I know, I know they gave Derenda another shot. Yes,
so Derenda's back in. Derenda's back, which I'm happy for
her because I know she was super disappointed. But I'm
also happy for like the real like Brivo fans, because
(26:22):
I think they Brivo fans really really really wanted to
see Derenda. Yeah on there so so Derenda happy about that? Yeah, okay,
Lisa Renna nice? Yes, nice.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
By the way, Lisa, now that you're on Traders, can
we have some more Renner Beauty lip glosses.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I don't know if people know this, but Lisa would
send us a lot.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
They send from Rent Beauty, Reno Beauty, and it stopped
well when she was no longer housewife.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
It's no I think they sent some. I was actually surprised,
like after she wasn't a housewife. I think I got
like a couple more ships.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Okay, I might have two, maybe one. Yeah, maybe that
was like in the back order or something. But we
haven't gotten anything.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
For very long. Been a good.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
I'm running low, Lisa, I'm running low. Rent a beauty
come through in a minute, come through.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I don't know. We probably need to look it up
and see. And she's got like amazing lip losses. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Yeah, like there's a shimmer that I love that she has.
She's got some amazing stuff, so she does. Yeah either way, maybe.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I should buy it. Maybe she does I shouldn't wait
for my my gift back. All right. Let's see, So
Derinda Porsche from Atlanta. Who is Williams Stanburry, Caroline stan
By okay from Baye Dubai. Yeah, a couple of like
top chef.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
People, Okay, nice and I love top Chef.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah. I don't know who these other people are, Okay.
So then they have like a bunch of Survivor people,
bunch of okay, big brother people. Mama Kelsey, Jason and
Travis Kelsey's mother. Yes, which was a little strange to me. Yeah,
that was random, but they always started like a brand
(28:06):
super random people. Yeah. But I from what I know
about her, I wouldn't think she would want to do it.
I don't know, I would think honestly. I think most
people it's just such an intriguing thing to do, Like
it's just a fun. How many people get to do
something like this in their life. So I don't know.
I'm like, if they asked you to do it, I
would tell anyone to do it. It's just such a
(28:28):
different experience. A couple of figure skaters Johnny Weir, Turaala Pensky,
Michael Rappaport.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yes, now you know Michael Rapport. Isn't it acting crazy?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Right right? Right right exactly? Talking all types of stuff.
They're gonna send him home quick, talking all types of stuff.
Another a drag queen. I don't have that. I'm I'm
like looking at the picture. I'm trying to figure out
who these people are. Okay, So I'm like, who would
I make a trader? Who would you make a trader? Yeah? Okay,
I would make Travis Kelsey's mother a trader because think about,
(29:04):
nobody's gonna think she's a trader. No, And she's probably
so she's probably gonna be like nurturing. True. She's probably
also gonna be kind of a fish out of the
water type because she's not ever really done reality TV
like that or you know television. So she's just gonna
be like, you know, just kind of very random with it.
And so I think she'll be able to be under
(29:25):
the radar. I think she'll be able to trick people.
I think she'll be able to earn people's trust. And
I would pick her to be a trader. You got
to pick a housewife. So I would give it to Derenda.
You don't really have I wouldn't, I would I wouldn't
just because of her experience last year, like.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Then she knows a little some something, so she would
be yeah, I mean she would have a little edge.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
But I would think that people would be like assuming
that she was a trader. I don't know, maybe I
mean Dorenda might be. I would I was thinking I
would like to see Lisa Rena as trader, but I
think people would assume was a trader. Yes, I would, Okay,
so you know we make would people would automatically be like, oh,
(30:08):
you're a trader, get out of here. Do we make
rapa for a trader? I was going to say that
probably yes, okay, yes, because.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
But I feel like, because you know, he's he's a
personality and he has big opinions, I think that people
would think he was a trader, so they be coming
for him.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
But but he's not. But he's a comedian, So I
think he's probably from the jump because you spend time
before they picked the traders, so people spend time kind
of like meeting each other, talking to one another, and
I think he probably wild would have done a good
job just interacting with everyone and making people kind of
(30:48):
laugh or you know, just kind of schmoozing and just
talking to the point where they're not assuming that he's
like a trader, you know what I mean. So I
think he would be a good one. And then they
got to throw these gamers in, Yeah, gamers, And I
don't know any of their names, so I can't really
tell you who I would pick. One of the ice
skaters Yeah, Tara, yeah, penske Ye yes Tara or Johnny
(31:10):
Weir hmm. You should be interesting. I do. I think
the cast is interesting, but I feel like the like
our randoms were like more interesting, Like I don't want
to say randoms like our people so we had like
you know, Nikki Garcia, Chrischelle. You know, are there people
(31:33):
anyone from Bachelor Bachelorette? Like I felt like they were
those people would have to have a name husband, Yes,
you have to have a name tag. I would not know.
I wouldn't remember your name. You'll learn their names quickly?
Oh you do? Okay? Like you definitely, because I mean
you sit around we don't have named Let's see on
the walls, nobody does it say where they're from. They
(31:54):
give us they do give us like a sheet of
people's names.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Okay, and where they're from, Like if they're survivor of
the Big Brother.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
I don't recall. I just know it's like their picture.
Possibly their picture you quickly learned people's Yes, for sure.
Very interesting. I'm excited. Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Speaking of interesting, my daughter Adore is all into Love Island.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Are your kids watching Love Island? No? Okay? So she
was like, we were on a walk and she was like, Mom,
can I tell you all about it? And I was
like sure, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
So there's a hooda girl there's and she has a kid,
and you know, everybody's crying and she doesn't anybody no,
she has a kid, and she really I didn't know that.
They couple you up, and then there's uncoupling, and then
they come in and they're like, everybody's gonna be uncoupled.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
And then one girl was like, I don't want that.
No one wants that. Like there's memes galore. Oh okay,
it's foolishness.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Yeah, And that was the only thing a door was
mad about when we had no power.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
She was good to watch Love Island. Okay. So what
is the is the ultimate goal of Love Island for
there to be like one couple? Yeah, to win?
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yes, and then you get a hundred thousand dollars. Oh yeah,
I didn't. I didn't know money was involved.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Until the other day. Yeah, okay, so you're kind of
playing a game of a bit.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Okay, but you because so like, you know, if a
guy likes you, you never want him to say we
need to make it to the end, right, because you
want to feel.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Like he loves me. Oh yes, okay. Now how do
people get eliminated?
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I think they vote each other off maybe, or maybe
like people call in.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
I don't know. I don't know about Okay. Yeah, it's
so crazy, it is. It seems like a phenomenon. It
seems like people really are into Love Island. I see
it on my timeline all the time. But I just like,
I don't know, I know nothing, absolutely yes nothing.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
It's yeah, but it is. It is twenty year olds
on steroids. It's a lot going on. And it's so
funny because they're all sleeping in one room and in
the same bed right in the same bed.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
You're like twin beds and up. It's foolish. Yeah. So
when I was filming Traders, the Love Island UK version
was on, and when we're not room we have like
nothing to do, so I would like watch that, but
it was their accents were really strong. Yeah, so I
could like barely understand what they were saying. Did they
have subtitles? We didn't have a remote to like turn
(34:21):
the subtitles on, do you know what I mean? Like okay,
like I could. I had no way of putting the
subtitles on.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
In other words, if you're doing traders, understand you will
have no remote control.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
You have no way to come. That's why I was
like shocked that Porsche.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Did it, because Porscha's like a phone in I'm sure
she did it because ain't no way she's not talking
to her child.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I don't, I mean no way. I'll be honest with you.
When you first like the thought of not having your
phone and not having contact with the outside world, at first,
it's like, oh my god, Like how am I going
to do this? But after a while you actually appreciate
it and enjoy it. Yeah, you don't want your phone back,
You're like, but you do want to talk to your children.
(35:02):
They'll be okay. I mean he has a little daughter,
Her little daughter will be fine. We'll be J needs
to hear her mother's voice. PJ will hear her mother's
voice when her mother is finished during traders. Okay, Like
it's not a big deal. It's like such a blip.
It goes fast. You you're so busy and tired. Yeah,
you're not thinking about your phone, like, yes, it's yeah. Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
Speaking of Porsche, Porscha is now officially divorced.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
I was, I said, I was wrong. I take it back,
I said, Remember I said last time when they deported Simon,
I was like, oh, Porscha gonna be married forever, Like,
you're not gonna be able to push this divorce through. No,
because Portia had a whole waiting to excel, to download
and upload to all forms of social media. Listen. The
waiting to excel took me out. I was dying, laughing.
(35:53):
I'm like, what is happened? Dying?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
So if you don't know, go to Porsche's page, because
she does a whole waiting to excel, burning the reenactment, reenactment,
so she's like burning the car, lighting the match. You listen,
it's everything right now. I don't know if I had
that much time on my hands, but Porsche did it.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
She did it. She killed it dead. That was funny.
That was funny.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
And then and then Simon followed up listen, now Simon's
in his feelings, Porsche did waiting to a sound. Now
Simon wants to do zoom calls from Dubai to talk
about Porsche, like stop talking about.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
He regrets marrying her and then she you know, do
you believe she wanted she's with you for the money? Yes?
I believe that. So I'm trying to figure out the
part where Simon missed where he was like, I don't know,
arrested for like that he was deported and arrested for
who were who living a fake green card? And where
(36:48):
missed that? Where Simon missed that? Like he was pretty
much like, yeah, she just filed out a divorce, filed
for divorce out of nowhere, and she wouldn't talk to me,
and I don't know and I don't know why she
filed for divorce. Simon, did she know? Were you? Did
you represent yourself truthfully? Right? Truthish woman? Right? I think no?
(37:10):
Where did you miss that part? Now regards Yeah, she
probably did marry you for your money, like she would
would she have married you if you didn't have the
money that you had? Probably not, but you could say
that for a lot of people.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yep, me, you can say it for me, right, is that? Listen,
let me check that bank account before we get married?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Okay, right, you was so okay, that's not that's not
the issue. All right. You married her because she was
on TV and you were infatuated, and Simon, you want
to be on TV sets, and y'all got engaged and
within however, you know, thirty days and fourteen seconds. Yeah,
it don't even matter, Simon.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
You knew what you were marrying, right, and you were
down infatuated in love with all of it. And when
I say all of it, cameras and all, yes, yes exactly.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
So you not understanding why she filed for divorce is
kind of like what, dude, he was a whole fraud.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Simon, just stopped talking. I'm sick of it now. Like
I didn't even know. I didn't even look at like
what he was saying, because when I saw that he
was talking, I was like, and now here you go.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
So he did say he's challenging the prenup, so he
ain't paying the forty thousand dollars a month. Simon, you
signed it, okay, but but really he's in another country.
How can they enforce any of that anyway, because bank
accounts are international, Okay, so they can't really enforce it
(38:32):
by like say, arresting him, right, right, he can't get her.
I mean I don't know. Yeah, well, I mean that
I'm saying if he doesn't pay, if he doesn't pay,
if you know, they whatever, the divorce is finalized, he's
supposed to pay her forty thousand dollars a month for
the next fourteen months, and she can stay in the
house for thirty six months and blah blah blah, all
(38:54):
that type of stuff. Well, who's gonna enforce and make
sure that he pays the forty thousand dollars a month? Right?
If I don't know in another country, I don't know.
But good question is challenging that he's challenging the course
he is because he just want to stay in the news. Yeah, Simon,
(39:14):
I thought you was a big ballish I calling you
can't pay your bills, sir? Well, because she married him
for his money, he doesn't want to pay, That's what
he says. Yes, he thought it was love, did he?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
But he said all of her I mean no, no, no, no,
would answer Okay, in all due respect, I've been around them.
They very much looked very much in love, Like I
don't want to take that away from him or her.
But now that we on the other side and everybody
want to just throw shots, Simon stopped like enough, okay,
speaking big dummy, speaking of idiot dummy men. Okay, let's
(39:47):
talk about this. So I watched this documentary called Titan.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Oh Carter, watch that about the submarine?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yes, So I went to go and see my s
She was like, you have you seen Titans? She always
gives me like tips on things I need to see.
So I was like, no, I haven't seen it. So
I went ahead and watch it. I took my good
two hours to watch this. And what did Carter say?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
He was that the man was like stubborn, he was stupid, Like, okay,
first of all, he was like a one person was Yeah,
he just thought he knew everything. He was. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
So he had like generational wealth, okay, and he so
that's and that's how he lived, and so did his wife.
That's how they lived their lives. They just was gonna
do whatever the hell they wanted to do, and and
rules be damned. So Robin these fools, so he decided
he wanted to make the ship out of carbon fiber. Right,
(40:43):
so he takes thing down, he does, he does some tests,
and when he's down there, the thing is exploding, right
boom boom boom boom boom, and he's like, oh, it's fine, right,
and then he takes it down again boom boom boom.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Always fine. So then he took all them people down
there sit the titantic. That shit blew up, and you
have no one to blame, right, but yourself was completely preventable.
Yet one don't do one hundred percent preventable. Preventable, Yeah
that's the word.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
So his all the families like they haven't gotten any
type of settlement or anything like like Ocean God or
Ocean Ocean Gate is the name of the company.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, they're not responding, really, but do they what do
they have? Do they? Well? Because you said he was wealthy, right.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yes, he's wealthy, but the company was struggling. Okay, so
I guess he didn't put his own money in it.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
I don't know. But they all have a suit on
their hands. Yes, And because.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
It is documented that this thing was going to do
exactly what it did, and it's not even funny because
people lost their lives.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
So I'm not laughing at that. I'm just laughing at
stupid men. And sometimes we all know their race. They
do things that make no damn sense, right, They are
convinced that their way is the right way, that they
know everything.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yes, and God forbid, they have a little bit of
money because that they think that they really they.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Didn't tell them anything.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Whoo, So we're gonna pray for the victims of this.
His name is stocked in their families, stocked in something.
We're gonna pray for the victims. Yes, But if you
want to just like see what happened, watch Titan and
you can fast forward some you fast forward.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
To the end. Okay, what we know what ultimately has
that's true, but okay, yeah, so the middle part really
shows you, like you can hear it. You can hear
it exploding right when they're testing, when they're testing, like
they're cracking. It's crack. It's gonna boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
You can hear the fibers like totally cracking. And they're
not supporting the pressure right of bringing this ship down
there chio, it was a mess.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Anyway, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
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