August 18, 2025 • 54 mins
Gizelle and Robyn discuss random packages, Maverick City Music, BET, Nicki Minaj’s Stiletto Challenge, healthy ice cream, Miami, Eve, Gizelle’s alien update, rap lyrics, Greek life, birthdays, 24 hour braids, the inner labia and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jazelle Biant.
What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for
being here with us. What's a good Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
we in these podcast sheets. We in these podcasts. Wait
a minute, Wait a minute, and we have we have
lyrics for our rap, so on somebody, Well, okay, we're
gonna get to the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Somebody sent us some sample lyrics, so it's a start.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's a start. Yes, okay, do you have a shady moment?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, so we can call it shady moment. So I
am the shady one. I am currently wearing a shirt
that I was gifted. Now we're one last episode as well.
I was gifted this shirt from a company called Legacy
of Resilience I love, and they must have sent this
box to my house over it has been over a
(01:13):
year ago.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Because I got the box too. It was a very
long time ago, a.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Long time, like I think it was more than a
year ago. And I'm shady because I just opened the
box like five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like this is ridiculous, Like where was the box sitting?
How long was it sitting there? They was sitting over
in the corner in my office.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So you finally cleaned up the corner boxes. Yes, okay,
I finally cleaned up the corner of my office. I
was like, you know sometimes like you're you're like on
like a roll, you're just like clean cleaning stuff up.
So I cleaned my garage up because we had shoes everywhere.
So I put up a new wreck and got all
the shoes up off the ground. And we had so
(01:51):
many shoes on the ground in our garage that some
of them, a few of them had like cobwebs in them,
like big yes, ob webs going from like one pair
to the next.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are we getting rid of these shoes? No? I just
cleaned them out. Okay, I just cleaned them out, putting
myself off the shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, but it's cute, right. So the brand is called
Legacy of Resilience. Yeah. So they have nice kind of
like casual urban wear, so T shirts with their logo
on it, and they have jackets and sweatpants and the
lore outfits and stuff. The crazy part is, though, and
this is because I received this box so long ago.
(02:30):
I'm like, you know, I wonder what's up with the brand? Yeah,
so I went on their Instagram site and the last
time they posted was in February of this year. So
I'm curious now to see the status of the brand.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, because you didn't wear it, Robin, so I tanked
a year ago.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You tanked the brain. I tanked the brand. Yes, well
you wore it, I saw, yeah, And so you didn't
help lift the brain.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Though.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, girl, But I'm like, I feel so bad as
I you like, I'll get packages and if I don't
really if I'm like, if it's if it's something I
wasn't looking for, I might not open it right away. Yea,
And yeah, I just had a little stack up packages
that I went through and so it was like a
couple of T shirts and a sweatsuit. So I have
to see if the sweatsuit were where the sweatsuit fits
(03:19):
out where next?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't think I have I do have a sweatsuit. Yeah,
I do have a sweat It's cute. I've worn it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, So I'm shady for that. That's I mean, that
is that is shady, Like people send you stuff and
you don't even open it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You don't even open it. You just you just forget
it was there.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm so sorry, but I did finally open it, and
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I I'm dealing with much. I have two things. One
I'm dealing with my children and Grace. This year, she
can't stay on campus because they don't have any more
rooms or whatever, so she has them make upperclassmen go
move off.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Gosh, pretty much junior, big time junior.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So she has she's gonna be getting like a little
one bedroom apartment. And she says to me like she
needs like stuff in her apartment. I'm like sure. I
was like, just send me some links and then you know,
I'll get it and send it down there. She was like, oh,
I can send you links. Literally, I counted forty five
(04:20):
five links she sent me. I had to say to her,
she was on a roll. It was like my phone
was binging, like bing bing. I had to set her stop.
I said, stop send, And.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Now she needs to need to send a shopping cart
like not, well, my thing is it's.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Not getting you all of this nonsense.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Grace, Okay, wait talking about so your kids don't have
a credit card, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That they don't use. They use mine.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's what I'm saying. Like they don't have a credit
card connected to me. It's right, it's like your account,
but they're not an authorized user.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No, they have their own they have their own bank accounts,
but they don't use their money. Okay, but see when
so I'm in finish your story okay, Okay, anyway, she's
not that's just shady. But moving on. Okay. So the
other day I went to go see. This is my
shady moment. I went to go see. Have you heard
of Maverick City Music? No? Right, probably not? Okay, So
(05:15):
Maverick City Music. I went to go see. They were
at wolf Trap.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Me and Angel. Okay, So this is a band.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
This is I think the shadiness of it all is.
I don't know what the hell it is. So there's
several songs that they've done that I like. Right, and
it's religious music or Christian music, I should say, okay.
And so they've done some songs with Kirk Franklin that
I freaking love. Okay. So I'm like, oh my gosh,
(05:44):
they're coming to town. I'm gonna go see them, taking
one of my kids. So I took Angel. I get there,
so I love like at least four of their songs. No,
the songs can sing them. Went to the concert and
I realized.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't you don't know their songs.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, not only do I not know their songs, I
don't know anything about these people. I thought so when
I looked them up on social media, I mean on
the on the internet. It's none of the people that
I see on the internet, Like I don't. I went
to all in complete show that I know nothing about. Okay, wait,
did they sing the song that you're familiar with? No? No, no,
(06:26):
I don't know if I'm shady. I don't know if
Maverick City is shady. Now mind you A wonderful concert,
by the way, it was great. It was it was great.
That part was great. So it was still like sex.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It was religious music, yes, okay, but.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's not like Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. It's not like in
your face like gospel. It's not gospel. It's more.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Jesus loves us yesthing like that with like the folks
the folks.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Is it folksy? No, it's not folks y. It's more
choir ish, like you would think that it's a choir.
But it's not really a choir. Again, I don't know
what I got myself into. I don't know what the
hell happened. They didn't sing my songs. Maverick City. I
don't understand what y'all are, but I do know y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Can put on a concept. Okay, so you enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I did enjoy it, But I just want them to
explain to the world what are they? Because you can't
keep switching people out, because then how can I root
for you?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
For what makes it Maverick It's got to be a
staple person or a staple Maybe it's the the is
there like a leader but the leader. So me and
Angel get to google and try to figure this all out.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And like the leaders that we see on their website,
maybe ain't the people I saw standing on the stage
singing And now mind you, there's there are people that
were how many people? One, two, three, five, five? People? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And when we were nominated for It is their B Team?
When we were nominated.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
For when reascently Shade was nominated for nd A Empty
Award and I went to l A, there was a
guy that I met and he was like he was
with Maverick City. So I was like, Okay, so I'm
expecting to see that guy. Yeah, don't see that guy. Okay,
I don't listen listen. If there's a Maverick City concert,
go see it. Okay, but just understand, you ain't gonna
(08:18):
know none of the songs, right, but you're gonna have
a good time. Okay, you don't recognize any of the people. No,
but mavisinga y'all need to y'all even had some clarity
or something that's weird. It was very strange, but I did.
I did enjoy myself. Now listen, speaking of music, b
e T. They are no longer going to be doing
the hip Hop Awards or the Source Awards. Well I
(08:39):
thought it was the soul trained soul trained or yeah,
Source gosours being gone soul trained or hip hop? Du
are we gonna miss? Is the culture gonna miss these
life shows? No, not at all. Well, I know, I
don't want to say that I think we have aged.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm definitely hed out, I'm way But even like
I was never even when I was younger, I was
never into the hip hop awards period. Like the only
award shows I wanted to see. I liked the regular
BET Awards. Okay, so do they still have the regular
BET Award show?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, Like I loved the regular BET Award show, and
then I loved, of course, like the Grammys, and I
used to love the MTV Awards, okay, but never I
was never into the hip Hop Awards.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, and I think it was.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Just because, like in hip hop, especially back then, it
was like really super male dominated, and it's like it
just wasn't interesting to watch.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Right, No, totally. So I want to read to you
with the president and CEO Scott Mills. Well, I don't
know if he's the CEO, but the President said, because
this one line just threw me for a loop. Yeah,
oh oh, hold on, he says. He says, this isn't
(09:55):
just about okay, hold on. Okay, here he says, for B. E. T. Linear,
we have suspended the Soul Train and the hip Hop
award shows, but we have a team that's actively thinking
about where those award shows might best live as the
(10:20):
media climate continues to evolve. Okay, So he lost me
with Linear. Don't know what the hell happened? Scott mails,
who I know? You lost me? Okay, I don't know
what that means. I guess. So it just seems like
a bunch of you know, sometimes there's a bunch of
words that are put together into a sentence and it's
all foolishness that don't make it sense. Yeah, that sounded
(10:43):
like some foolishness. What I just raid.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I think he's saying across all of their all of
the b et platforms or umbrellas, so not just like
the television channel, but online, their website, there, whatever, like
whatever form of media that they have.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I really felt like the Hip Hop Awards gave up
and coming rappers and all that like a platform, really
did it. Yeah, Like I felt like they were the
ones that like got to hit the carpet and not
got to hit but like, you know, we're on the carpet.
It just gave everybody a presence.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess right for people
in that industry who would not get that presence at
the other the more mainstream yeah shows, Yes, So what
I think the issue is that people are no longer
watching these shows, like we're just no longer. I don't
even know how much of the other shows people are watching.
I just think viewership for stuff like that is going down. Yeah,
(11:40):
and you know, maybe I think he's saying instead of
it being an actual awards show, you know that's on
television and it's a big to do when people come in,
like maybe they do some sort of miniature version that
just lives online. Okay, you know, Like so I think
they're just trying to maybe not completely scrap it, but
(12:01):
figure out what makes sense because it probably costs a
lot of money to put on those shows. Yeah, you
gotta get the sponsors for it. You got to get
the viewership. And I don't know if it's there.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah. I remember the first BT Hip Hop Award show
that I went to. I remember I was sitting in
the audience and walking in front of me was Nicki Minaj.
Oh really, and I was like mesmerized by her butt,
like completely mesmarized. So I was like, Wow, that's a booty.
(12:32):
That is serious. I want to I want to squeeze it.
When was this This was had to be before Circle
oh yeah, yeah, before Housewives, So this is probably two
thousand and eight, two thousand and nine, So I really
wanted to. I wanted to squeeze her butt everything. And
so she gets on stage and she kills it like
(12:53):
she she just well I don't remember her performing, but
I do remember her like giving out an award, right,
and she was just mesmerizing and I understood her aura
and her whole thing. So yeah, outside of me, one
to squeeze her butt. Story, Okay, So people out here
in the streets they lie robing, they lie all the time.
(13:16):
Who lied? So there's the picture of this woman and
this man and this baby and she just had the baby, okay.
And these are two white people that had a baby.
And the white mom says her baby is black because
she has black ancestry, even though her husband is white.
This is the picture, Robin, so that okay, we're gonna
(13:43):
put the picture in the in the post. So we're
gonna put the pictures somewhere, y'all. So the lady got
it on with the ups delivery drive. So you just
don't want to get back because you have black ancestry. Girl,
if you had black ancestry, you be black. Okay, but
you are Wait, let me see her one white woman.
(14:03):
That's her, Oh yeah, and that's and that's the baby.
So this is what she tied with this.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, he probably said blood test immediately.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No, he got a small on his face. He has
a small ones face in the picture. Okay, so he
has already scheduled his blood tests and he has his
mama has. Okay, the family has. So I when stuff
like this happens on social media, it's I get tickled
and I run to the comments. So I run so
fast and this these comments are like, yeah, and mine
(14:39):
is Chinese because I watched a lot of Bruce Lee movies.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's all crazy crazy z.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
This one says black ancestors equals black landscaper right exactly,
or ups.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Driver because they be looking in and they brown shorts.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, we got to stop at the lies people out
here in this street. You got to own the ship
you do.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh my gosh, people out here. Okay, speaking of Nicki Minaj,
you have to stop trying to do ridiculouss ship y'all
see online.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay, So Nicki Minaj, Okay, who did it first? Was
it Nicki? I guess? So yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean it's called the Nicki Minaj Stiletto Challenge.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh okay, it's her.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
But Nikki's like on flat ground, right, So she's wearing
stilettos and she's like kneeling down on the ground and
she's got she has her legs crossed, kneeling down on
the ground, y'all seen.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Not kneeling, she's squatting down, squat Okay, she's squatting down
and with a cross leg.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, squatting down on the ground with her leg crossed over.
It looks very you know, difficult, very like you need
to have balance and strength and.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
All the things. And then Nikki is gangster with it
because she's like sipping a drink or something like she's
like eating and like chilling out as she's sitting in
this uncomfortable position.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yes, okay, yes, So this challenge took off online, and
you know, people are doing it and they're like adding
little twist to it. They're they're doing it on top
of a dumbbell, yes, you know, on top of a
stack of books.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And I think, of course she did it like in
a pool.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, so they're just adding all these
little things. But this girl, she broke her damn spine
weeks after giving birth because she is on she's on
her counter, her kitchen counter, and she is kneeling on
(16:45):
top of what looks like a pot. And maybe this
is some formula, like a can a canister a formula. Yeah,
she's very unstable and she fell and she fell off
and broke her damp spine.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Like we gotta use good judgment people. Yes, I mean,
and you just had a baby. Aren't just supposed to
concentrated on the baby. Yes, why are you doing Nicki
Minaj's challenges because people.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Are so worried about making content? Jeez, So you over
here breaking your spine to make content. You got the
content for the internet. You got the content. Yeah, yeah,
you're doing the hospital. Definitely got the content. So people
be out be safe out here, use your brain. Okay, yeah,
not everything looks like.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Doable.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh my gosh, I just received the best news. Okay,
So there's a study and I've heard this reporter a
couple of times, so this study is very factual. Okay,
this study shows that ice cream is a health food
and its consumption protects against heart disease. No way, that
is the best news for me. I literally will eat
(17:51):
my ice cream before I eat my dinner.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I diat that last night.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So what how much it will see and how.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Much for a week that you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
All of the all of the information, but it says,
you know, the findings of the study suggest that there
could be cardiovascular benefits tied to occasional indulgence. Those experts
caution against using this as an excuse to go overboard,
as I was about to do.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So I was out of town. Yeah, and I came
back in town and my ice cream was gone. It
was eaten by Adore Cecilia Bryant, and I was I
had a family meeting. Oh that is absolutely not touch
my ice cream.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Right when you like know, you're like you got your your.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Taste it buds are like ready, Yes, that could have
been my shady moment. I hate my ice cream. Oh.
And then she says to me, well, min, you didn't
go grocery shop and there was nothing else in the
house to eat. Lies you towns, go eat a app
some food, yep, go eat an apple, a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich something something. So what ice cream do
you like? Okay? So so wait, So then we were
(18:56):
we were in Miami, we would go to dinner away.
I had some fabulous food in Miami. Okay. So carbone
is in there's a carbone in Miami, right, and everybody's
like Oh, it doesn't live up to the hype of
the women in New York because the one in New
York is like a staple. It does, okay, the food wise,
(19:17):
it does like Beyonce, It's newsh food on Beyond and everything. No,
I mean, there's only like one cave that people love
to go to in New York called Carbone. Okay, food
was amazing, But every time we would go out a
door would be like, okay, well after this, can go
get some ice cream? Can go get some ice cream?
(19:37):
And she want to go to van what's the ice
cream place Van Lewin. Oh, I don't know. It's like this.
They sell it that Whole Food. So she was like,
they have a honeycomb flavor and that's her favorite. So
she and I'm like, girl, I am feeding you prime
Carbone food, not driving all around and Uber and all
around Miami looking for you some ice cream that I
can get out of Whole Food. So I did. When
(19:59):
we got home, I and bulletfore of course that's what
we do, is yes, So I went and I got
her the honeycomb Van Van Leaving something whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I tried that yet very it's very good.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, So my what I love is the Ben and
Jerry's always comes out with something new, so I just
get the new ship. Oh okay, So I'm not stuck
on anything really Yeah, Okay, see I'll be I will
be adventurous and try other brands and the flavors. Like
there was this there's this brand called Jenny's Jenny's and
they have all these different flavors and they only come
(20:32):
in like the little pint size, right, and they're like
eight dollars of pints.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Super expensive. Yeah, but you know, I want to try
the different flavors. It'll be like butter cream, yes, cake
something or like birthday cake. And I'll taste some, but
I'm like, I still go back to my favorite. I'm
a Chocolate Girl. It's by Tillamook and it's dark chocolate.
Who Tillamook? What the hell is that? They're based out
(20:59):
of Oregon? I think so so I was put on
to them when I when we lived in Portland. You
have to spell that t I L L A m
oh okay, Tillamook. I've never seen that in the grocery store.
Never is that in like all the grocery stores, like Regular,
like Giant, Safeway. Okay, Okay, wegmans like, I don't know
about whole foods. Okay, it's in like the now it
(21:21):
is you. It's like it wasn't there at first. I
only knew it in Oregon, Okay. And then finally the
tillamook started popping up locally. So they have this newer
flavor called dark Chocolate Cookies and cream.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Get me some tillamook. So good?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is it called tillamo uh huh Okay, it's tilly.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
We're gonna give it Tilly. Yes, okay, I'm getting some
to that so good, so good. Yes, okay, I'm definitely
getting so good. So this news about ice cream being
healthy for you, oh, we get it, like we are
tearing Tilly down. Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And I'm like, I don't care if that ice Cream
Association of America did this study.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't care. You know they did, right, right, I
don't care. I'm eating my ice cream every day. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, tillamook, Okay, I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
And there's there's a there's a because I dumb so crazy,
I did a researched what's the healthiest ice cream? Right?
Because I have a problem and Nick's is one of
the healthy ones Okay, n I c k nick, So
I've never heard of that one.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So Tilla Monk has a like, Okay, the healthiest ice
cream is the one like the least ingredients, right, it's
like just the cream and the Yeah. So so you
have to that's what you You got to look at
the ingredients and see that has like four ingredients, then
that's like the healthiest kind.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It's what about Tillamook.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They have like so their vanilla is like healthy, but
then once you go into like the flavors and stuff,
it's going health it's going but according to the study,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It doesn't matter, does not matter. Okay, ice cream, yes,
each of ice cream. Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
On the side, note, I want can we talk about
Eve Eve?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah? So you know she married this like super rich
billionaire guy and Russian. Right, No, he's he's Russian. No
he's not Russian. He's he's from the UK. Okay, he's
not from Russia. So she kind of like fell and
I fell off the map, but like you know, started
a family, started doing her thing. She was on the
Talk for a long time and then she left. She'sn't
(23:22):
talk for a long time. Oh yeah, the Talk yeah,
the talk that's the one with like Julie Chen. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
I think they talk about Sharon Osbourne. Yeah they're off
now they're gone. Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So anyway, she's now on tour, touring, touring, what see
Robin I hate you music?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
She eve the rapper.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Eve eve E was huge back in the day. Okay.
And so she is touring with a bunch of others.
I think maybe like Jadkiss or a Fat Joe.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't know people, Okay, with a bunch of others, yes,
all right, so she and so the question, so she
was doing a podcast with Fat Joe, and the question was,
why are you doing this right? Because you've married this
man who has you know, money fallen out of his
pockets and what is you?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
What are you doing here? If I married a man
like that, I would just be sitting at home like
doing nothing. And I took offense to that because it's like,
obviously the rapping the music was her passion, she enjoyed it.
Why can't she just do that? Why can't she do
something that she loves? Like? Why has she had? Why
does she have to be chastised or have to justify
(24:35):
living out whatever she wants to do. Yeah, like, why
is it?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Okay, so you're married to a rich first of all,
she said he wasn't a billionaire. No, but he's very
well but yeah, so, but so just because you're married
to a wealthy man, let me she's supposed to sit
at home and do nothing?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah? Like, who like fat Joe? That was very misogynistic. Yeah,
and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And it was very narrow minded, very narrow and and
fat Joe, you've got a bunch of money.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Are you now supposed to sit home and do nothing? Right? Exactly?
Like why are the tables turn when it's a woman?
I didn't like it. I don't like it. And Eve
be out here doing your thing because I love her.
She's got several songs that are very nice hit yeah, yeah,
I remember. I mean I liked Eve.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I just didn't think she had Like when you said
she was on tour, I'm thinking she's like touring by herself,
and I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I didn't think that she maybe had enough to carry
a tour. But if she's torn with other people, yeah,
so it's like a rough Riders tour.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Maybe Okay, maybe is Jadakis's rough No, he was jadakiss
was No, it was bad boy. No, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know, but who knows? Who knows?
But anyway, Eve, do your thing, girl, and we support
you every step of the way. Queen, yes speaking the
non queens. Listen the aliens. They have a report. They
(25:50):
have a new report on my aliens and I so they're.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Coming in November or something. It's they're taken over.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay. So this made me nervous because right now hovering
is is an aircraft or an alien craft? What do
you call spaceship? A spaceship that's like as big as Manhattan?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Okay, that's hovering.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That they know where to position it so that we
can't see it. So they position it kind of like
close to the sun, so we can't really see it.
But there have been the people have found it and
they see how big it is, and it's positioned so
that they can attack, right okay.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
And so they're saying that these are scary aliens, because.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Well, I thought aliens were. I believe that they're all friendly.
I thought they were friendly. So now they're going to
attack us. I don't want to be attacked. But if
they just laying their big ass spaceship, yeah, they're gonna
swallow us up. Right, there's nothing we can do. Right.
So the guy that was giving the report was like,
if you have plans, you need to do the plans before.
I had before November, right, I have Christmas plans. So
(26:53):
I don't know what they talking about, but I'm gonna
do what I'm gonna do for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Okay, listen, if the aliens want to come visit me,
I welcome them.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I welcome them. Tools we are alien friendly.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, I want to hang out talk to them, yes,
see what they look like.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I want to chat. I want to interview them on
the pond, right, yes, I want to see Are they reasonable?
Are they shady? Right? I am sure there's some shady aliens.
Oh yeah there's but there's got to be some reasonable ones.
I agree, Yeah, I agree. Yeah, they're just like humans,
just like aliens. They're just like us. I know they're
smarter than us. Yeah that's true. Yeah, that's true. Did
you see this report?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
It said, I cracked up at this at a certain part.
It said, most husbands, yeah, who listen to their wife,
their wives advice are the most successful.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Men on earth.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yes, and I was like, and it's so funny. So
I went to share it with one because there's so
many times in life. You know, we've been together since
we were like sixteen years old, and there's so many
times that he looks back and he's like, damn, Robin,
I should have listened to you. Yes, you were right,
like so many things. Yeah, okay, So I was going
to share it to them, but I went to share
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it to them and I cracked up because over three
hundred and eighty eight thousand people had already shared it, like,
so it was.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Like right right, all of these wives, all the wives
that saw this post were like, see, yeah, look at here. Yeah,
I told you should listen to me. Just I mean,
and put that in perspective, just imagine how much further
along we would be as a country if we had
a woman running it, if we had more women in
(28:34):
high political positions. But we don't because the men can't
figure that because their little weewies can't handle it. No, No,
the penis is a very small, Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
But if you listened so your women, to your wives
or whatever, we would be in a better place.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
We'd be in a better position. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I can't tell you how many times I say I
told you so. Yes, Okay, wait, someone sent us a wrap.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, because we've been asking for someone to send us
because we want to make sure we have like a
little jingle in the beginning, in the beginning when I'm
like reasonably shady, I want to be like I bet it. Okay,
I'm ready. Okay, so do you so?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
She sent all right, so melody, Hey melody, melody, A
hi melody, she.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Says, Hi. There.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I'm currently listening to the new episode of Reasonably Shady.
It's number one of my follows and I never miss
an episode.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, I heard the lady saying they need a rap song,
so here it goes. Words are below and the rap
is attached. I'm not the best rapper, so she actually
like sent an audio a voice memo.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Of her rapping it too. Okay, okay, I'll listen to it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
But so far, this is the lyrics we got like
three little I don't know paragraphs.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't know what do you call them, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Forget Batman with Robin Gizelle's here to slay. If you're
looking for the shady, they got lots to say. You
can forget the p We're gonna roll with the R
housewipe or not. Robin is the star. So let's get
to the week. But this is not for the week.
Pull back the reasonably shady and take a.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Peak, you know, like, what the hell you're like? Give
me that last line again?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, so let's so, let's get to the week. But
this is not for the week. Pull back the reasonably
shady and take.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Us a peak. Okay, that's whack. Okay, but the first
two are good. So the first two a yes, good
start for melody. Melody, okay, melody, good start. Scratch the
last third Stanza is out. But we started off straw.
I was like, boom boom boom, Yes, yeah like that,
And Robin you you might be a rapper after all.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Oh yes, I just need someone to write my lyrics
for me.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yes, but okay, we're doing good. Okay, all right, that's
a start. That's a start.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And then someone else wrote in Mariah Hamilton, Hey, mariyya, right,
hey ladies, this is my second time writing in, but
the first time never got read.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Sorry, Mariah.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I love to help with rap lyrics for the intro.
I'm no pro, but a good old freestyle in the
car is a talent of mine. Okay, give it to us.
And my little brother is an up and coming music producer.
He's a teenager. But you never know, it could be
a perfect fit. Let me know if you're interested, we
could put something together for you. Yes, sending all the love,
shade and reasonableness.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yes. Okay, So I'm gonna say for the team, Mariah,
we want to use your little brother. Yeah, we want
to use your teenager. And we don't have to really
pay him to pay him, No, you can just get
a credit. Yeah, he's just got a credit for this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So Mariah and Brow give it a shot. Kay, we're
here for it. Yeah, and we're gonna we're gonna keep
our first two lines. Yeah, we're gonna pull this rap together.
By the way, a couple of weeks ago, we talked
about hiding the bra and panties in the Oh No
you talked about that, Oka, Yeah, I talked about that. Well,
apparently everybody does that. Everybody. It's like on our Instagram page,
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everybody is like I do this, Like why do we
do this?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Why do we do this? I don't know, why are
our bra and panties embarrassing to us? Yes? Because we
want to hide them, right, I don't know. So yeah,
so that is the thing. Everybody does it.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, okay, and if you so, now I'm like, if
you don't do it, then there's something wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
That's not wrong with you. Well, next time I'm going
to put on my forehead so that I can say
I don't do that. Yeah, you don't do it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
You're a diabolical psychopath. Everybody does it. Yes, Okay. So
we got this interesting letter, well, okay, or this from
Michael Mitchell. Hey Michael, He says, Hey, Green Eyed Bandits.
(32:51):
I'm Michael. I'm a fan of RTOP, but most of all,
I'm a major fan of reasonably shady. You guys lift
my spirits each week, giving me an extra boot of
energy that I need. I wanted to ask your opinion
on Greek life culture in today's generation. So we talked
about kappas and the cues and the strolling and the
all of that. He says, as a fellow Greek, myself
(33:12):
of the illustrious organization of Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Incorporated, Okay,
I'm encountering this new trend of Greeks who display provocative
sayings on their shirts and towels oohative. For example, I
have bloated some pictures of what these particular shirts and
sweat towels say during D nine functions. Do you approve
or disapprove of this new outrageous trend and do you
(33:35):
feel it downgrades the National Panelanic Council. Let me know
what you think.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Okay, So what are they saying? So these are towels? Yeah,
and these are women. I guess they're There's. They're blue,
they look like Zada's.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
They're Zada's. And the towel says she he want to
kiss this kitty? What eat this kitty with the hideaway?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Your girl want to bump this kiddy? What this zeta
makes your dick stand up?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay? Stop, okay stop, No, I got it in this shirt?
So this was a man? Wear more gagging? It's a
man okay, a woman giving him head? Okay, so more
more gagging, less nagging? Oh okay, no I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
This is a q I et pussy, I eat ass, sucked,
I sucked titty.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Okay, let me wiggle in that. Okay, Rober, we got it.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What oh, no, okay, this for me is is like blasphemy,
blasphemy and like you need to get kicked out of
the organization if you're representing your organization with this vulgarness.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
No, no, and it's and okay. So so when I
don't know about you, but when we crossed, it was
very much like all of our paraphernalia had to be approved,
like it was like official paraphernalia. Yes, yes, and there
was no vulgar nothing. Even to this day, if you're
going to NAKA meeting, you are covered. Yes, you're not
(35:11):
coming in with your teddies out, You're not coming in
there looking looking crazy. And anyway, you are covered. You
are conservative, you are ladies of distinction.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yes, you can't wear your letters with like vulgar stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Eight nothing. Shoot.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
When I was younger, and I don't know if it's so,
they would tell me that I couldn't even hold an
alcoholic drink. Right if I had on paraphernalia that had
my simp, my sorority symbols on it, I cannot be
drinking wine or.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Or no liquor like true.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
And because our colors are crimson and cream, which is
red and white, we couldn't put our letters on black shirts,
so like we couldn't. That was I don't know, they
just this maybe this was my chapter, but you rarely
saw and this is when I was younger, you rarely
saw black shirts with delta sigma.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
They don't on it.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Everything had to be either white or red like oh okay,
or like a cream color, like you couldnot have anything
on black. But now it's just like, damn, you're putting
vulgar stuff. Yeah no, no, that's you. You get kicked
out for that.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yes, that's so that's beyond shady. That is inappropriate. And
what do you call it? Recipe for disaster? Yeah, off
with their head. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I don't know what's happening to young people these days,
Like why is that?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Like we in order to get into these organizations, you
have to kind of have some type of like substance.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, well, I mean not only that, like I know,
like you have to have service. I mean, I'm gonna
speak for the for the sororities, not the frajourneys. You
have to have service hours, you have to have the
right GPA, you have to have all of these things. Yeah,
so we don't.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We're that's we're looking for the cream of the crop.
We're not looking.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
For people that decide that they're going to cross get
paraphernalia and put suck my dick on it. Right. Yeah, No,
that's disgusted. That's awful.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, So I know, Michael, we do not approve that
it is awful, and I hope that stops like the immediately.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
The elders need to stop it. Yes, immediately.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Okay, So are good friend Muhammad's writing in with them?
Oh Hamad this shady yakay, okay, okay, one of my faves.
He says, hello, beautiful ladies, what's up? What's up at
your number one fan? It stated by Jasel many times. Mohammed,
I must start off by saying, it is an honor
and privilege to be Jizelle's shady moment of the week.
(37:33):
As I've said to both of you, it wasn't meant
to be shady. It was meant to let Jazelle know
how much everyone, whether they like her or not, loved her.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Looks. Okay, time out for people who don't know what
he's talking about. He shaded my make my glam. Yes,
and he was saying whoever I was using at Love
Hotel glam wise, I should stay with them and not
use whoever I use for Potomac, right, Mohammed, Yes, shady, shady.
I also was a little shady.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
And when I shared the clip with all my friends,
I asked them to choose which look they liked better,
and they all chose the Love Hotel one just saying
thank you, Moham. Okay, so he just needed to verify, Okay,
but that's not why I emailed. I wanted to get
your take on something that me and my friends constantly
get into arguments over the years, and that is my
(38:21):
birthday and how I celebrate it. Okay, when it comes
to my birthday, I treat it like a celebration. Iys.
I always go all out when it comes to celebrating
and planning. I also usually take the whole week of
my birthday off from work, so it's a full week
of celebrations.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I agree with all that you do, Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I always plan it out and I give all of
my friends at least four to six weeks notice to
get their schedules to see what day works for everyone perfect.
And so because of the different friend groups, my birthday
turns into a birthday week. I have one day for
my family, and then sometimes three to four different celebrations
with my friends. I also then start a birthday countdown
(39:03):
every month, texting my closest friends a daily reminder how
many days are left until my birthday.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Okay, that's where it got shady. Too much, that's where
you're doing too much.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Okay, Now, all I ask for my friends is this
one day for them to make sure they are free
and come and have a good time. My friends get
extremely annoyed by all of this, and I think it's
too much.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I also get very upset with my friends when they
plan trips or other events on my birthday, especially when
they know every year that it's going to be around
the same time. Okay, my friends think for me to
get upset and all of my actions surrounding my birthday
is shady when I think it's reasonable. So I asked
the two of you who I love so much, is
(39:46):
it too much? Does he say when when is his birthday?
Because it is it's coming up, so young birthday shout out,
okay more, no, no, no, it.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Doesn't fall like on a holiday or anything.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Okay, no, okay, Or do you think because it's the
one day I prioritize myself over everyone else that they
should just be used to it by now and stop complaining.
My birthday is August twenty second, it's coming up bright.
In fact, this is right now. This is the birthday
shout out. This is the birthday shoutout right. Yes, we're
(40:17):
giving him the birthday shout out right now, Mohammed. Yes,
this is Rob and I are saying, happy birthday. We
love you, we think you're amazing. Yes, happy birthday to you.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Okay, so but but but Muhammad, you are being shady.
You're being the most You're being too much like you
got to give your your your friends grace.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yes, so all right, let's see, all right, I I
think you got to realize everybody celebrates things differently, Yes, okay,
like me. I don't even I want to hide under
a rock when it's my.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Birthday, which is so weird to me. But that's who
she is.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, so they're probably some of your friends, don't. It's
not that your birthday is not important, it's just like,
is not a super big deal, right, Okay, And you
know by the grace of God, hopefully you have fifty
more birthdays. Yes, so if they miss one birthday because
they're busy or they are sick, or they don't feel
like it, they're sitting on their couch watching snowfall like.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's okay, like life and it's okay.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yes, but Mohammad, you are also free to celebrate your
birthday however you want and to make as big of
a deal of it as you want. So if you
want to celebrate it every day of the week, every
day of the month, great, go ahead. But don't get
mad at people who kind of like don't partake.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yes, you know, and stop putting expectations on people. Yeah,
like you, you put it out there, it's your birthday,
and you know, tell people come through. If they come through,
they come through. If they don't, they don't. You should
be happy with the fact that you got around the
sun another year, three and sixty five days. Yes, another
time anyway, Just be happy that you've been blessed with
(42:00):
a great life and you celebrate yourself. Yes, you don't
need all of these other people to celebrate you. Just
celebrate yourself.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Right, just to do what you want you want to.
Like some people are going to be able to celebrate.
Some people aren't so and every year it'll be different.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
One year, you know I could come, and next year
just out can come.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yes, okay, but Muhammed, let's be clear. The shady part
about all of this is Mom, and you didn't invite
me or Robin. You didn't tell everybody under the sun
about your birthday, but you didn't invite me. You didn't
invite right, right, you did. That's the shady part.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
So he says, my actual birthday wish from my thirty
third birthday is for you guys to come to Toronto
and do a live show.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Right, So he did invite us. Whoa kinda kinda I
guess you left that part out, Robbin. Okay, you cut
me off. So we're not coming for the for the
live show because we've not played it, right, But I
do want us to go to Toronto to do a
live show.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, yeah, I was wondering. I don't know, See, I
feel like Toronto. I don't know if Toronto would be
a good place for us to go. I don't know,
I don't I'm like, are there enough people in Toronto?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Well they get let's see, let's have Mohammed sort of us. Okay, Muhammad,
you do a poll and you see how many people
it's gonna come to me and Robin show right, and
if you get to a good number, let us know
we're coming.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Because think about Mohammad, I feel like he's the only
person that he knows in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
True that even like cares about us. So, Mohammad, you
have homework to do. Now only do you have a
birthday to celebrate, but you have homework. You have Robin
Gazelle homework. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah, find us a venue and tell us if people
want to show up and maybe we'll come. Yeah, but no, Mohammed,
like you're not shady, but just like, don't don't like
nag the people and make it turn it into like
it's not shady or reasonable.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
It's annoying.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah, don't be annoying, right, don't turn it into like
something where now people are like, oh my god, here
comes Mohammad with his birthday. Oh my god, it's just
way teacher at thirty five. Oh yeah, like for a milestone,
a milestone ber yeah, okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
There are a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I I have a friend, a couple I know, a
couple of people. Both of them are aries. They're both
born on March thirtieth, the day a day before me.
And they said they celebrate their birthday every single day
of the month. Yeah, and I think that is insane.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I think that's crazy. So when I was with my mother,
so I was with my mother. It's so funny. I
was with my mother and we were eating a bunch
of times where every time we would eat and like,
obviously I pay the bill, she'd be like, oh, thank
you for my birthday dinner. And I'm like, I know
when your birthday is. This in September. This is not
your birthday dinner.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
She's like, oh, I celebrate every day.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
So I'm like, okay, So anytime we ate, she'd be like, oh,
thank you for my birthday. Oh my god, I'm like, ma,
just stop. What part of September is her birthday? In
towards the end she's a bargo.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
So towards the end, so she's celebrating a birthday in
early August.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yes, She's no, She's like, it could be. It could
be March. And if I take her out to dinner,
she'd be like, thank you for my birthday dinner. Your
brothday what stop it? Yuh stop it? Okay, we got
one more. That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, this is interesting. Okay, before we get to one more.
Have you seen these Instagram videos about Nadine's braid shop? No,
why would I see that?
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Okay, because I just keep seeing it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
So there's a braid shop in Maryland. It's in like
Prince George's County and it's open twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, my girls go, they go there, Yeah, to Nadine's.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I'm pretty sure they have four hundred employees.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Okay. Yeah, it's like huge. It's like a factory. Yes,
my girls go, and they go like four o'clock in
the morning because any other time it's a line. Yeah,
it's jam packed in there.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, they said they even have like a caterer that
like comes in there and feeds the people because it's so.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Many people in there. Okay, I know about that. But
it's a system, like and it's they've described the whole
system to me. And there's a guy that's overseeing everything. Yeah,
and so like after they're done like this, they pull
the ticket and they go pay, like but the guy,
there's a guy that's overseeing it.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
They have like, yeah, they have like a quality assurance person. Yes,
that's like checking the quality of the braids. But it's
it is rose and rose and rose and rows of
people of multiple chairs going down the line of people
braiding and chairs and mirrors, and it's insane.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
It's the twenty four hours of it all.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
For me, the twenty four hours is crazy. I mean
I don't I'm like, I don't know if I could
step footing there because I would be like this is
too much.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Well, well that literally my kids will get up like
at three thirty in the morning and they'll go. So
as a matter of fact, they're going Saturday.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Really do they make appointments or they just because you
don't need an appointment, because it's.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You don't need an appointment, but you definitely don't want
to go when it's crowded or when there's a line. Yeah.
So yeah, they've gone five six, seven times, no, not
seven by me, five times. Wow, So they approve. Yes,
they love it, and they might have like four or
five people working on you at one same time, so
you're you're you get out quicker. Like they've sat through
(47:13):
the braidings of like five hours and they hate that obviously. Yeah,
so to go and get your hair braided, and and
you don't have to bring the hair. They have hair, right,
So that was a whole nother thing. I used to
have to buy the hair. And I would buy hair
and they complain, they'd be like this ain't the right color. Ma.
So it takes all that out. Yeah, and it's like
(47:36):
four or five people working on you. So you're out
of there like a hour and a half, two hours. Wow, Yeah, okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
I man like that if you go during hours where
it's like not SuperJAM packed. I'm just saying, when I
see these videos and pictures and it's just people, it's
like people, I'm like, oh no't yeah. But if you're
going and it's not as crowded, yeah, but they asked
for you to bring like an inspo picture, right, and
but you have to stay on top of because the
last time Angel went.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
From the inspo picture she wanted god hiss braids. They
put in way too much hair, Like I had to
cut it out half of it because Angel's neck hurt,
like it was so heavy. Oh, she was like momyck,
Like she couldn't like she couldn't stand up, like it
was too much hair. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Okay, so the quality assurance person was not doing their jobs.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
No, no, it looked beautiful, but it was too much
for Angel. So yeah, I had to cut out half
the hair. But how about this, I cut out half
the hair. You wouldn't even notice, right, Yeah, so much
she looked amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Well, it's a great I mean, honestly, it's a great
business concept because you know, braids are popular and if
you can get them done faster and you know, quicker,
and you don't need an appointment it's twenty four hours
or whatever, like, that's that's great. So I'm curious to
see if more more similar shops were going to pop
(48:55):
up across the country. Oh, I'm sure yeah, because it's
definitely it's like gone viral, Like I just keep seeing
a posts about this place.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, somebody it's word but they it was word of
mouth for them, like they didn't know anything about it.
And then one of their friends went and she was
like she took them and she was like we have
to leave, like really really early, and they're like why,
They were like, she was like, it's open twenty four
hours a day and if you go past like five
or six o'clock in the morning. There's a line. Yeah,
so you got to hit it right. Wow.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
See I wouldn't wake up at three and go at four.
I would stay up all night and go at like
one or two. Okay, I can't wake up at three
o'clock to go get my hair braided.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I'm just gonna stay up all night or go on
like at midnight. Yeah, it's probably not that many people. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Okay, moving on all right? Anyway, So Elizabeth emails us.
She says, Giselle and Robbin, I'm a proud RHP watcher,
and let me tell you I remember when y'all announced
your podcast. I totally rolled my eyes and gave a
big old tongue click, like, who wants to listen to them?
Jim jabberin, who is this?
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Elizabe and Lizzy said spoiler alert me I do. Fast
forward to October twenty twenty four. I just started dashing
of the door. Yup, I'm a delivery deva now and
needed something to keep me company while zooming around. I
tried a few pods look at me using podcast lingo
shout out to reasonably shady for that one, and then
I remembered yours.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Wait? What? How did I sleep on this?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
It is so good, yang I being the entire thing,
and I just finished last week. Now I'm so sad
I'm down to one episode a week. There were so
many times I wanted to write in but I was
way behind, so nothing would have made sense in real time.
But I have to comment on one recent episode. Oh jeez,
when someone asked Zelle if her vagina still worked. Oh girl,
(50:45):
I was scrolling scrolling threads when I saw this post
asking postmenopausal women over fifty, has your inner labia started disappearing?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
I literally scoffed and was about to type, that's ridiculous, Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Not, But then I checked and she has She doesn't
have an inner labia? She said, yes, my inner labia
has gotten smaller. Like, what in the hormonal hell is
going on here? Why are we not getting warned about this?
(51:23):
Why isn't this discussed at every single gyn appointment?
Speaker 1 (51:27):
I went full CSI and did a deep dive. Okay,
turns out turns out what.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
It can completely disappear. Okay, even the clip too. What what? So?
I took a poll that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
One friend on HRT, which is hormone replacement therapy. Yes,
her inner labia is still thriving. Yeah, one not on hormones.
Hers shrank two okay, another one not on hormones, no change,
and the last friend she got mad I brought it
up and refused to discuss.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
She's definitely the shady one of the group. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
I really hope you'll share this topic on the show
because it's wild and women need to know. Love you
both so much. And I'll be over here counting the
days till Monday. Okay, So I don't know. I've never
heard of this before. The craziest thing. I'll be going
home doing some checking. I know this thing, I'm like, Okay,
I wouldn't even know what to compare it to, right,
because I've never really paid attention.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
No, no?
Speaker 1 (52:24):
And does it does that have an effect on She didn't.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
She didn't give us that that because does it? Does
it change sex? Does it make it less enjoyable? Do
you not want to have sex? So I guess your
drive would go down. I don't know, this is all
new information.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
I'm seeing now. I need to get to looking at anatomy.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Listen. I don't believe it, Elizabeth Now you're lying your
inner laby.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Okay, so yeah, that's I'm sorry for anyone thinks this
is TMI. Yes, if anyone has any advice for.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, I want an obgyn to write in let us know. Yeah, yes,
because I don't. I just find that to be strange, right, Yeah.
Do men's balls shrink shrink? Do they do penises shrink? Possibly?
Speaker 1 (53:15):
I don't think so, you don't think so.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
I think the blood flow might not be as potent,
right because you just get older, so that might cause
it to quote shrink. But I mean listen, listen here
we over hear young and thriving.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Right, Okay, all right, yeah we haven't experienced that yet,
but that's good to know.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
I appreciate the warning. Yes, and I'm curious. Yeah that
was that was Tam. That was Tami. Yeah, but it's
good to know. And no, it is good to know.
I'll be y'all know what I'm gonna be doing tonight.
I'm be checking myself out. Yes, okay, we'll report back
for us. Okay, Oh my god, all right, that is
our episode. We love y'all so much. To ever forget
to live your life either reasonable or its shady or both.
(53:57):
Check your privates. Reasonably Shady is a production of the
Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Speaker 2 (54:16):
Shows, and you can connect with us on social media
at Robin Dixon, ten, Giselle Bryant, and Reasonably Shady.
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jazelle Biant.
What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon. Thank you for
being here with us. What's a good Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
we in these podcast sheets. We in these podcasts. Wait
a minute, Wait a minute, and we have we have
lyrics for our rap, so on somebody, Well, okay, we're
gonna get to the lyrics.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Somebody sent us some sample lyrics, so it's a start.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's a start. Yes, okay, do you have a shady moment?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay, so we can call it shady moment. So I
am the shady one. I am currently wearing a shirt
that I was gifted. Now we're one last episode as well.
I was gifted this shirt from a company called Legacy
of Resilience I love, and they must have sent this
box to my house over it has been over a
(01:13):
year ago.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Because I got the box too. It was a very
long time ago, a.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Long time, like I think it was more than a
year ago. And I'm shady because I just opened the
box like five minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like this is ridiculous, Like where was the box sitting?
How long was it sitting there? They was sitting over
in the corner in my office.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So you finally cleaned up the corner boxes. Yes, okay,
I finally cleaned up the corner of my office. I
was like, you know sometimes like you're you're like on
like a roll, you're just like clean cleaning stuff up.
So I cleaned my garage up because we had shoes everywhere.
So I put up a new wreck and got all
the shoes up off the ground. And we had so
(01:51):
many shoes on the ground in our garage that some
of them, a few of them had like cobwebs in them,
like big yes, ob webs going from like one pair
to the next.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Are we getting rid of these shoes? No? I just
cleaned them out. Okay, I just cleaned them out, putting
myself off the shirt.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yes, but it's cute, right. So the brand is called
Legacy of Resilience. Yeah. So they have nice kind of
like casual urban wear, so T shirts with their logo
on it, and they have jackets and sweatpants and the
lore outfits and stuff. The crazy part is, though, and
this is because I received this box so long ago.
(02:30):
I'm like, you know, I wonder what's up with the brand? Yeah,
so I went on their Instagram site and the last
time they posted was in February of this year. So
I'm curious now to see the status of the brand.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Well, because you didn't wear it, Robin, so I tanked
a year ago.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You tanked the brain. I tanked the brand. Yes, well
you wore it, I saw, yeah, And so you didn't
help lift the brain.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Though.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, girl, But I'm like, I feel so bad as
I you like, I'll get packages and if I don't
really if I'm like, if it's if it's something I
wasn't looking for, I might not open it right away. Yea,
And yeah, I just had a little stack up packages
that I went through and so it was like a
couple of T shirts and a sweatsuit. So I have
to see if the sweatsuit were where the sweatsuit fits
(03:19):
out where next?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't think I have I do have a sweatsuit. Yeah,
I do have a sweat It's cute. I've worn it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, So I'm shady for that. That's I mean, that
is that is shady, Like people send you stuff and
you don't even open it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You don't even open it. You just you just forget
it was there.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I'm so sorry, but I did finally open it, and
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I I'm dealing with much. I have two things. One
I'm dealing with my children and Grace. This year, she
can't stay on campus because they don't have any more
rooms or whatever, so she has them make upperclassmen go
move off.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Gosh, pretty much junior, big time junior.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So she has she's gonna be getting like a little
one bedroom apartment. And she says to me like she
needs like stuff in her apartment. I'm like sure. I
was like, just send me some links and then you know,
I'll get it and send it down there. She was like, oh,
I can send you links. Literally, I counted forty five
(04:20):
five links she sent me. I had to say to her,
she was on a roll. It was like my phone
was binging, like bing bing. I had to set her stop.
I said, stop send, And.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Now she needs to need to send a shopping cart
like not, well, my thing is it's.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Not getting you all of this nonsense.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Grace, Okay, wait talking about so your kids don't have
a credit card, yes.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
That they don't use. They use mine.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That's what I'm saying. Like they don't have a credit
card connected to me. It's right, it's like your account,
but they're not an authorized user.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
No, they have their own they have their own bank accounts,
but they don't use their money. Okay, but see when
so I'm in finish your story okay, Okay, anyway, she's
not that's just shady. But moving on. Okay. So the
other day I went to go see. This is my
shady moment. I went to go see. Have you heard
of Maverick City Music? No? Right, probably not? Okay, So
(05:15):
Maverick City Music. I went to go see. They were
at wolf Trap.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Me and Angel. Okay, So this is a band.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
This is I think the shadiness of it all is.
I don't know what the hell it is. So there's
several songs that they've done that I like. Right, and
it's religious music or Christian music, I should say, okay.
And so they've done some songs with Kirk Franklin that
I freaking love. Okay. So I'm like, oh my gosh,
(05:44):
they're coming to town. I'm gonna go see them, taking
one of my kids. So I took Angel. I get there,
so I love like at least four of their songs. No,
the songs can sing them. Went to the concert and
I realized.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I don't you don't know their songs.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Well, not only do I not know their songs, I
don't know anything about these people. I thought so when
I looked them up on social media, I mean on
the on the internet. It's none of the people that
I see on the internet, Like I don't. I went
to all in complete show that I know nothing about. Okay, wait,
did they sing the song that you're familiar with? No? No, no,
(06:26):
I don't know if I'm shady. I don't know if
Maverick City is shady. Now mind you A wonderful concert,
by the way, it was great. It was it was great.
That part was great. So it was still like sex.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
It was religious music, yes, okay, but.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It's not like Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. It's not like in
your face like gospel. It's not gospel. It's more.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Jesus loves us yesthing like that with like the folks
the folks.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Is it folksy? No, it's not folks y. It's more
choir ish, like you would think that it's a choir.
But it's not really a choir. Again, I don't know
what I got myself into. I don't know what the
hell happened. They didn't sing my songs. Maverick City. I
don't understand what y'all are, but I do know y'all.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Can put on a concept. Okay, so you enjoyed it.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I did enjoy it, But I just want them to
explain to the world what are they? Because you can't
keep switching people out, because then how can I root
for you?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
For what makes it Maverick It's got to be a
staple person or a staple Maybe it's the the is
there like a leader but the leader. So me and
Angel get to google and try to figure this all out.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And like the leaders that we see on their website,
maybe ain't the people I saw standing on the stage
singing And now mind you, there's there are people that
were how many people? One, two, three, five, five? People? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
And when we were nominated for It is their B Team?
When we were nominated.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
For when reascently Shade was nominated for nd A Empty
Award and I went to l A, there was a
guy that I met and he was like he was
with Maverick City. So I was like, Okay, so I'm
expecting to see that guy. Yeah, don't see that guy. Okay,
I don't listen listen. If there's a Maverick City concert,
go see it. Okay, but just understand, you ain't gonna
(08:18):
know none of the songs, right, but you're gonna have
a good time. Okay, you don't recognize any of the people. No,
but mavisinga y'all need to y'all even had some clarity
or something that's weird. It was very strange, but I did.
I did enjoy myself. Now listen, speaking of music, b
e T. They are no longer going to be doing
the hip Hop Awards or the Source Awards. Well I
(08:39):
thought it was the soul trained soul trained or yeah,
Source gosours being gone soul trained or hip hop? Du
are we gonna miss? Is the culture gonna miss these
life shows? No, not at all. Well, I know, I
don't want to say that I think we have aged.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Yeah, I'm definitely hed out, I'm way But even like
I was never even when I was younger, I was
never into the hip hop awards period. Like the only
award shows I wanted to see. I liked the regular
BET Awards. Okay, so do they still have the regular
BET Award show?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah, Like I loved the regular BET Award show, and
then I loved, of course, like the Grammys, and I
used to love the MTV Awards, okay, but never I
was never into the hip Hop Awards.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well, and I think it was.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Just because, like in hip hop, especially back then, it
was like really super male dominated, and it's like it
just wasn't interesting to watch.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Right, No, totally. So I want to read to you
with the president and CEO Scott Mills. Well, I don't
know if he's the CEO, but the President said, because
this one line just threw me for a loop. Yeah,
oh oh, hold on, he says. He says, this isn't
(09:55):
just about okay, hold on. Okay, here he says, for B. E. T. Linear,
we have suspended the Soul Train and the hip Hop
award shows, but we have a team that's actively thinking
about where those award shows might best live as the
(10:20):
media climate continues to evolve. Okay, So he lost me
with Linear. Don't know what the hell happened? Scott mails,
who I know? You lost me? Okay, I don't know
what that means. I guess. So it just seems like
a bunch of you know, sometimes there's a bunch of
words that are put together into a sentence and it's
all foolishness that don't make it sense. Yeah, that sounded
(10:43):
like some foolishness. What I just raid.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I think he's saying across all of their all of
the b et platforms or umbrellas, so not just like
the television channel, but online, their website, there, whatever, like
whatever form of media that they have.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I really felt like the Hip Hop Awards gave up
and coming rappers and all that like a platform, really
did it. Yeah, Like I felt like they were the
ones that like got to hit the carpet and not
got to hit but like, you know, we're on the carpet.
It just gave everybody a presence.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess right for people
in that industry who would not get that presence at
the other the more mainstream yeah shows, Yes, So what
I think the issue is that people are no longer
watching these shows, like we're just no longer. I don't
even know how much of the other shows people are watching.
I just think viewership for stuff like that is going down. Yeah,
(11:40):
and you know, maybe I think he's saying instead of
it being an actual awards show, you know that's on
television and it's a big to do when people come in,
like maybe they do some sort of miniature version that
just lives online. Okay, you know, Like so I think
they're just trying to maybe not completely scrap it, but
(12:01):
figure out what makes sense because it probably costs a
lot of money to put on those shows. Yeah, you
gotta get the sponsors for it. You got to get
the viewership. And I don't know if it's there.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah. I remember the first BT Hip Hop Award show
that I went to. I remember I was sitting in
the audience and walking in front of me was Nicki Minaj.
Oh really, and I was like mesmerized by her butt,
like completely mesmarized. So I was like, Wow, that's a booty.
(12:32):
That is serious. I want to I want to squeeze it.
When was this This was had to be before Circle
oh yeah, yeah, before Housewives, So this is probably two
thousand and eight, two thousand and nine, So I really
wanted to. I wanted to squeeze her butt everything. And
so she gets on stage and she kills it like
(12:53):
she she just well I don't remember her performing, but
I do remember her like giving out an award, right,
and she was just mesmerizing and I understood her aura
and her whole thing. So yeah, outside of me, one
to squeeze her butt. Story, Okay, So people out here
in the streets they lie robing, they lie all the time.
(13:16):
Who lied? So there's the picture of this woman and
this man and this baby and she just had the baby, okay.
And these are two white people that had a baby.
And the white mom says her baby is black because
she has black ancestry, even though her husband is white.
This is the picture, Robin, so that okay, we're gonna
(13:43):
put the picture in the in the post. So we're
gonna put the pictures somewhere, y'all. So the lady got
it on with the ups delivery drive. So you just
don't want to get back because you have black ancestry. Girl,
if you had black ancestry, you be black. Okay, but
you are Wait, let me see her one white woman.
(14:03):
That's her, Oh yeah, and that's and that's the baby.
So this is what she tied with this.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
No, he probably said blood test immediately.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No, he got a small on his face. He has
a small ones face in the picture. Okay, so he
has already scheduled his blood tests and he has his
mama has. Okay, the family has. So I when stuff
like this happens on social media, it's I get tickled
and I run to the comments. So I run so
fast and this these comments are like, yeah, and mine
(14:39):
is Chinese because I watched a lot of Bruce Lee movies.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
It's all crazy crazy z.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
This one says black ancestors equals black landscaper right exactly,
or ups.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Driver because they be looking in and they brown shorts.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, we got to stop at the lies people out
here in this street. You got to own the ship
you do.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Oh my gosh, people out here. Okay, speaking of Nicki Minaj,
you have to stop trying to do ridiculouss ship y'all
see online.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Okay, So Nicki Minaj, Okay, who did it first? Was
it Nicki? I guess? So yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I mean it's called the Nicki Minaj Stiletto Challenge.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Oh okay, it's her.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
But Nikki's like on flat ground, right, So she's wearing
stilettos and she's like kneeling down on the ground and
she's got she has her legs crossed, kneeling down on
the ground, y'all seen.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Not kneeling, she's squatting down, squat Okay, she's squatting down
and with a cross leg.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yes, squatting down on the ground with her leg crossed over.
It looks very you know, difficult, very like you need
to have balance and strength and.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
All the things. And then Nikki is gangster with it
because she's like sipping a drink or something like she's
like eating and like chilling out as she's sitting in
this uncomfortable position.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yes, okay, yes, So this challenge took off online, and
you know, people are doing it and they're like adding
little twist to it. They're they're doing it on top
of a dumbbell, yes, you know, on top of a
stack of books.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And I think, of course she did it like in
a pool.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, so they're just adding all these
little things. But this girl, she broke her damn spine
weeks after giving birth because she is on she's on
her counter, her kitchen counter, and she is kneeling on
(16:45):
top of what looks like a pot. And maybe this
is some formula, like a can a canister a formula. Yeah,
she's very unstable and she fell and she fell off
and broke her damp spine.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Like we gotta use good judgment people. Yes, I mean,
and you just had a baby. Aren't just supposed to
concentrated on the baby. Yes, why are you doing Nicki
Minaj's challenges because people.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Are so worried about making content? Jeez, So you over
here breaking your spine to make content. You got the
content for the internet. You got the content. Yeah, yeah,
you're doing the hospital. Definitely got the content. So people
be out be safe out here, use your brain. Okay, yeah,
not everything looks like.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Doable.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Oh my gosh, I just received the best news. Okay,
So there's a study and I've heard this reporter a
couple of times, so this study is very factual. Okay,
this study shows that ice cream is a health food
and its consumption protects against heart disease. No way, that
is the best news for me. I literally will eat
(17:51):
my ice cream before I eat my dinner.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I diat that last night.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
So what how much it will see and how.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Much for a week that you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
All of the all of the information, but it says,
you know, the findings of the study suggest that there
could be cardiovascular benefits tied to occasional indulgence. Those experts
caution against using this as an excuse to go overboard,
as I was about to do.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So I was out of town. Yeah, and I came
back in town and my ice cream was gone. It
was eaten by Adore Cecilia Bryant, and I was I
had a family meeting. Oh that is absolutely not touch
my ice cream.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Right when you like know, you're like you got your your.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Taste it buds are like ready, Yes, that could have
been my shady moment. I hate my ice cream. Oh.
And then she says to me, well, min, you didn't
go grocery shop and there was nothing else in the
house to eat. Lies you towns, go eat a app
some food, yep, go eat an apple, a peanut butter
and jelly sandwich something something. So what ice cream do
you like? Okay? So so wait, So then we were
(18:56):
we were in Miami, we would go to dinner away.
I had some fabulous food in Miami. Okay. So carbone
is in there's a carbone in Miami, right, and everybody's
like Oh, it doesn't live up to the hype of
the women in New York because the one in New
York is like a staple. It does, okay, the food wise,
(19:17):
it does like Beyonce, It's newsh food on Beyond and everything. No,
I mean, there's only like one cave that people love
to go to in New York called Carbone. Okay, food
was amazing, But every time we would go out a
door would be like, okay, well after this, can go
get some ice cream? Can go get some ice cream?
(19:37):
And she want to go to van what's the ice
cream place Van Lewin. Oh, I don't know. It's like this.
They sell it that Whole Food. So she was like,
they have a honeycomb flavor and that's her favorite. So
she and I'm like, girl, I am feeding you prime
Carbone food, not driving all around and Uber and all
around Miami looking for you some ice cream that I
can get out of Whole Food. So I did. When
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we got home, I and bulletfore of course that's what
we do, is yes, So I went and I got
her the honeycomb Van Van Leaving something whatever.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I tried that yet very it's very good.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Okay, So my what I love is the Ben and
Jerry's always comes out with something new, so I just
get the new ship. Oh okay, So I'm not stuck
on anything really Yeah, Okay, see I'll be I will
be adventurous and try other brands and the flavors. Like
there was this there's this brand called Jenny's Jenny's and
they have all these different flavors and they only come
(20:32):
in like the little pint size, right, and they're like
eight dollars of pints.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Super expensive. Yeah, but you know, I want to try
the different flavors. It'll be like butter cream, yes, cake
something or like birthday cake. And I'll taste some, but
I'm like, I still go back to my favorite. I'm
a Chocolate Girl. It's by Tillamook and it's dark chocolate.
Who Tillamook? What the hell is that? They're based out
(20:59):
of Oregon? I think so so I was put on
to them when I when we lived in Portland. You
have to spell that t I L L A m
oh okay, Tillamook. I've never seen that in the grocery store.
Never is that in like all the grocery stores, like Regular,
like Giant, Safeway. Okay, Okay, wegmans like, I don't know
about whole foods. Okay, it's in like the now it
(21:21):
is you. It's like it wasn't there at first. I
only knew it in Oregon, Okay. And then finally the
tillamook started popping up locally. So they have this newer
flavor called dark Chocolate Cookies and cream.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Get me some tillamook. So good?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Is it called tillamo uh huh Okay, it's tilly.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
We're gonna give it Tilly. Yes, okay, I'm getting some
to that so good, so good. Yes, okay, I'm definitely
getting so good. So this news about ice cream being
healthy for you, oh, we get it, like we are
tearing Tilly down. Yes.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
And I'm like, I don't care if that ice Cream
Association of America did this study.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't care. You know they did, right, right, I
don't care. I'm eating my ice cream every day. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, tillamook, Okay, I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
And there's there's a there's a because I dumb so crazy,
I did a researched what's the healthiest ice cream? Right?
Because I have a problem and Nick's is one of
the healthy ones Okay, n I c k nick, So
I've never heard of that one.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So Tilla Monk has a like, Okay, the healthiest ice
cream is the one like the least ingredients, right, it's
like just the cream and the Yeah. So so you
have to that's what you You got to look at
the ingredients and see that has like four ingredients, then
that's like the healthiest kind.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
It's what about Tillamook.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
They have like so their vanilla is like healthy, but
then once you go into like the flavors and stuff,
it's going health it's going but according to the study,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It doesn't matter, does not matter. Okay, ice cream, yes,
each of ice cream. Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
On the side, note, I want can we talk about
Eve Eve?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah? So you know she married this like super rich
billionaire guy and Russian. Right, No, he's he's Russian. No
he's not Russian. He's he's from the UK. Okay, he's
not from Russia. So she kind of like fell and
I fell off the map, but like you know, started
a family, started doing her thing. She was on the
Talk for a long time and then she left. She'sn't
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talk for a long time. Oh yeah, the Talk yeah,
the talk that's the one with like Julie Chen. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
I think they talk about Sharon Osbourne. Yeah they're off
now they're gone. Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So anyway, she's now on tour, touring, touring, what see
Robin I hate you music?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
She eve the rapper.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Eve eve E was huge back in the day. Okay.
And so she is touring with a bunch of others.
I think maybe like Jadkiss or a Fat Joe.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I don't know people, Okay, with a bunch of others, yes,
all right, so she and so the question, so she
was doing a podcast with Fat Joe, and the question was,
why are you doing this right? Because you've married this
man who has you know, money fallen out of his
pockets and what is you?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
What are you doing here? If I married a man
like that, I would just be sitting at home like
doing nothing. And I took offense to that because it's like,
obviously the rapping the music was her passion, she enjoyed it.
Why can't she just do that? Why can't she do
something that she loves? Like? Why has she had? Why
does she have to be chastised or have to justify
(24:35):
living out whatever she wants to do. Yeah, like, why
is it?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Okay, so you're married to a rich first of all,
she said he wasn't a billionaire. No, but he's very
well but yeah, so, but so just because you're married
to a wealthy man, let me she's supposed to sit
at home and do nothing?
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah? Like, who like fat Joe? That was very misogynistic. Yeah,
and I didn't like it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And it was very narrow minded, very narrow and and
fat Joe, you've got a bunch of money.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Are you now supposed to sit home and do nothing? Right? Exactly?
Like why are the tables turn when it's a woman?
I didn't like it. I don't like it. And Eve
be out here doing your thing because I love her.
She's got several songs that are very nice hit yeah, yeah,
I remember. I mean I liked Eve.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
I just didn't think she had Like when you said
she was on tour, I'm thinking she's like touring by herself,
and I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I didn't think that she maybe had enough to carry
a tour. But if she's torn with other people, yeah,
so it's like a rough Riders tour.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Maybe Okay, maybe is Jadakis's rough No, he was jadakiss
was No, it was bad boy. No, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know, but who knows? Who knows?
But anyway, Eve, do your thing, girl, and we support
you every step of the way. Queen, yes speaking the
non queens. Listen the aliens. They have a report. They
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have a new report on my aliens and I so they're.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Coming in November or something. It's they're taken over.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay. So this made me nervous because right now hovering
is is an aircraft or an alien craft? What do
you call spaceship? A spaceship that's like as big as Manhattan?
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Okay, that's hovering.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That they know where to position it so that we
can't see it. So they position it kind of like
close to the sun, so we can't really see it.
But there have been the people have found it and
they see how big it is, and it's positioned so
that they can attack, right okay.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
And so they're saying that these are scary aliens, because.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Well, I thought aliens were. I believe that they're all friendly.
I thought they were friendly. So now they're going to
attack us. I don't want to be attacked. But if
they just laying their big ass spaceship, yeah, they're gonna
swallow us up. Right, there's nothing we can do. Right.
So the guy that was giving the report was like,
if you have plans, you need to do the plans before.
I had before November, right, I have Christmas plans. So
(26:53):
I don't know what they talking about, but I'm gonna
do what I'm gonna do for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Okay, listen, if the aliens want to come visit me,
I welcome them.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
I welcome them. Tools we are alien friendly.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, I want to hang out talk to them, yes,
see what they look like.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I want to chat. I want to interview them on
the pond, right, yes, I want to see Are they reasonable?
Are they shady? Right? I am sure there's some shady aliens.
Oh yeah there's but there's got to be some reasonable ones.
I agree, Yeah, I agree. Yeah, they're just like humans,
just like aliens. They're just like us. I know they're
smarter than us. Yeah that's true. Yeah, that's true. Did
you see this report?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
It said, I cracked up at this at a certain part.
It said, most husbands, yeah, who listen to their wife,
their wives advice are the most successful.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Men on earth.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yes, and I was like, and it's so funny. So
I went to share it with one because there's so
many times in life. You know, we've been together since
we were like sixteen years old, and there's so many
times that he looks back and he's like, damn, Robin,
I should have listened to you. Yes, you were right,
like so many things. Yeah, okay, So I was going
to share it to them, but I went to share
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it to them and I cracked up because over three
hundred and eighty eight thousand people had already shared it, like,
so it was.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Like right right, all of these wives, all the wives
that saw this post were like, see, yeah, look at here. Yeah,
I told you should listen to me. Just I mean,
and put that in perspective, just imagine how much further
along we would be as a country if we had
a woman running it, if we had more women in
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high political positions. But we don't because the men can't
figure that because their little weewies can't handle it. No, No,
the penis is a very small, Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
But if you listened so your women, to your wives
or whatever, we would be in a better place.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
We'd be in a better position. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
I can't tell you how many times I say I
told you so. Yes, Okay, wait, someone sent us a wrap.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yes, because we've been asking for someone to send us
because we want to make sure we have like a
little jingle in the beginning, in the beginning when I'm
like reasonably shady, I want to be like I bet it. Okay,
I'm ready. Okay, so do you so?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
She sent all right, so melody, Hey melody, melody, A
hi melody, she.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Says, Hi. There.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I'm currently listening to the new episode of Reasonably Shady.
It's number one of my follows and I never miss
an episode.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Well, I heard the lady saying they need a rap song,
so here it goes. Words are below and the rap
is attached. I'm not the best rapper, so she actually
like sent an audio a voice memo.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Of her rapping it too. Okay, okay, I'll listen to it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
But so far, this is the lyrics we got like
three little I don't know paragraphs.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't know what do you call them, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Forget Batman with Robin Gizelle's here to slay. If you're
looking for the shady, they got lots to say. You
can forget the p We're gonna roll with the R
housewipe or not. Robin is the star. So let's get
to the week. But this is not for the week.
Pull back the reasonably shady and take a.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Peak, you know, like, what the hell you're like? Give
me that last line again?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Yeah, so let's so, let's get to the week. But
this is not for the week. Pull back the reasonably
shady and take.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Us a peak. Okay, that's whack. Okay, but the first
two are good. So the first two a yes, good
start for melody. Melody, okay, melody, good start. Scratch the
last third Stanza is out. But we started off straw.
I was like, boom boom boom, Yes, yeah like that,
And Robin you you might be a rapper after all.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Oh yes, I just need someone to write my lyrics
for me.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yes, but okay, we're doing good. Okay, all right, that's
a start. That's a start.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
And then someone else wrote in Mariah Hamilton, Hey, mariyya, right,
hey ladies, this is my second time writing in, but
the first time never got read.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Sorry, Mariah.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I love to help with rap lyrics for the intro.
I'm no pro, but a good old freestyle in the
car is a talent of mine. Okay, give it to us.
And my little brother is an up and coming music producer.
He's a teenager. But you never know, it could be
a perfect fit. Let me know if you're interested, we
could put something together for you. Yes, sending all the love,
shade and reasonableness.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yes. Okay, So I'm gonna say for the team, Mariah,
we want to use your little brother. Yeah, we want
to use your teenager. And we don't have to really
pay him to pay him, No, you can just get
a credit. Yeah, he's just got a credit for this. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So Mariah and Brow give it a shot. Kay, we're
here for it. Yeah, and we're gonna we're gonna keep
our first two lines. Yeah, we're gonna pull this rap together.
By the way, a couple of weeks ago, we talked
about hiding the bra and panties in the Oh No
you talked about that, Oka, Yeah, I talked about that. Well,
apparently everybody does that. Everybody. It's like on our Instagram page,
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everybody is like I do this, Like why do we
do this?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Why do we do this? I don't know, why are
our bra and panties embarrassing to us? Yes? Because we
want to hide them, right, I don't know. So yeah,
so that is the thing. Everybody does it.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, okay, and if you so, now I'm like, if
you don't do it, then there's something wrong.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
That's not wrong with you. Well, next time I'm going
to put on my forehead so that I can say
I don't do that. Yeah, you don't do it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
You're a diabolical psychopath. Everybody does it. Yes, Okay. So
we got this interesting letter, well, okay, or this from
Michael Mitchell. Hey Michael, He says, Hey, Green Eyed Bandits.
(32:51):
I'm Michael. I'm a fan of RTOP, but most of all,
I'm a major fan of reasonably shady. You guys lift
my spirits each week, giving me an extra boot of
energy that I need. I wanted to ask your opinion
on Greek life culture in today's generation. So we talked
about kappas and the cues and the strolling and the
all of that. He says, as a fellow Greek, myself
(33:12):
of the illustrious organization of Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Incorporated, Okay,
I'm encountering this new trend of Greeks who display provocative
sayings on their shirts and towels oohative. For example, I
have bloated some pictures of what these particular shirts and
sweat towels say during D nine functions. Do you approve
or disapprove of this new outrageous trend and do you
(33:35):
feel it downgrades the National Panelanic Council. Let me know
what you think.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Okay, So what are they saying? So these are towels? Yeah,
and these are women. I guess they're There's. They're blue,
they look like Zada's.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
They're Zada's. And the towel says she he want to
kiss this kitty? What eat this kitty with the hideaway?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Your girl want to bump this kiddy? What this zeta
makes your dick stand up?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay? Stop, okay stop, No, I got it in this shirt?
So this was a man? Wear more gagging? It's a
man okay, a woman giving him head? Okay, so more
more gagging, less nagging? Oh okay, no I don't.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
This is a q I et pussy, I eat ass, sucked,
I sucked titty.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Okay, let me wiggle in that. Okay, Rober, we got it.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
What oh, no, okay, this for me is is like blasphemy,
blasphemy and like you need to get kicked out of
the organization if you're representing your organization with this vulgarness.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
No, no, and it's and okay. So so when I
don't know about you, but when we crossed, it was
very much like all of our paraphernalia had to be approved,
like it was like official paraphernalia. Yes, yes, and there
was no vulgar nothing. Even to this day, if you're
going to NAKA meeting, you are covered. Yes, you're not
(35:11):
coming in with your teddies out, You're not coming in
there looking looking crazy. And anyway, you are covered. You
are conservative, you are ladies of distinction.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yes, you can't wear your letters with like vulgar stuff.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Eight nothing. Shoot.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
When I was younger, and I don't know if it's so,
they would tell me that I couldn't even hold an
alcoholic drink. Right if I had on paraphernalia that had
my simp, my sorority symbols on it, I cannot be
drinking wine or.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Or no liquor like true.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
And because our colors are crimson and cream, which is
red and white, we couldn't put our letters on black shirts,
so like we couldn't. That was I don't know, they
just this maybe this was my chapter, but you rarely
saw and this is when I was younger, you rarely
saw black shirts with delta sigma.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
They don't on it.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Everything had to be either white or red like oh okay,
or like a cream color, like you couldnot have anything
on black. But now it's just like, damn, you're putting
vulgar stuff. Yeah no, no, that's you. You get kicked
out for that.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yes, that's so that's beyond shady. That is inappropriate. And
what do you call it? Recipe for disaster? Yeah, off
with their head. I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
I don't know what's happening to young people these days,
Like why is that?
Speaker 2 (36:31):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Like we in order to get into these organizations, you
have to kind of have some type of like substance.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, well, I mean not only that, like I know,
like you have to have service. I mean, I'm gonna
speak for the for the sororities, not the frajourneys. You
have to have service hours, you have to have the
right GPA, you have to have all of these things. Yeah,
so we don't.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We're that's we're looking for the cream of the crop.
We're not looking.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
For people that decide that they're going to cross get
paraphernalia and put suck my dick on it. Right. Yeah, No,
that's disgusted. That's awful.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Okay, So I know, Michael, we do not approve that
it is awful, and I hope that stops like the immediately.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
The elders need to stop it. Yes, immediately.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Okay, So are good friend Muhammad's writing in with them?
Oh Hamad this shady yakay, okay, okay, one of my faves.
He says, hello, beautiful ladies, what's up? What's up at
your number one fan? It stated by Jasel many times. Mohammed,
I must start off by saying, it is an honor
and privilege to be Jizelle's shady moment of the week.
(37:33):
As I've said to both of you, it wasn't meant
to be shady. It was meant to let Jazelle know
how much everyone, whether they like her or not, loved her.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Looks. Okay, time out for people who don't know what
he's talking about. He shaded my make my glam. Yes,
and he was saying whoever I was using at Love
Hotel glam wise, I should stay with them and not
use whoever I use for Potomac, right, Mohammed, Yes, shady, shady.
I also was a little shady.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
And when I shared the clip with all my friends,
I asked them to choose which look they liked better,
and they all chose the Love Hotel one just saying
thank you, Moham. Okay, so he just needed to verify, Okay,
but that's not why I emailed. I wanted to get
your take on something that me and my friends constantly
get into arguments over the years, and that is my
(38:21):
birthday and how I celebrate it. Okay, when it comes
to my birthday, I treat it like a celebration. Iys.
I always go all out when it comes to celebrating
and planning. I also usually take the whole week of
my birthday off from work, so it's a full week
of celebrations.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I agree with all that you do, Okay.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
I always plan it out and I give all of
my friends at least four to six weeks notice to
get their schedules to see what day works for everyone perfect.
And so because of the different friend groups, my birthday
turns into a birthday week. I have one day for
my family, and then sometimes three to four different celebrations
with my friends. I also then start a birthday countdown
(39:03):
every month, texting my closest friends a daily reminder how
many days are left until my birthday.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Okay, that's where it got shady. Too much, that's where
you're doing too much.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Okay, Now, all I ask for my friends is this
one day for them to make sure they are free
and come and have a good time. My friends get
extremely annoyed by all of this, and I think it's
too much.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I also get very upset with my friends when they
plan trips or other events on my birthday, especially when
they know every year that it's going to be around
the same time. Okay, my friends think for me to
get upset and all of my actions surrounding my birthday
is shady when I think it's reasonable. So I asked
the two of you who I love so much, is
(39:46):
it too much? Does he say when when is his birthday?
Because it is it's coming up, so young birthday shout out,
okay more, no, no, no, it.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Doesn't fall like on a holiday or anything.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Okay, no, okay, Or do you think because it's the
one day I prioritize myself over everyone else that they
should just be used to it by now and stop complaining.
My birthday is August twenty second, it's coming up bright.
In fact, this is right now. This is the birthday
shout out. This is the birthday shoutout right. Yes, we're
(40:17):
giving him the birthday shout out right now, Mohammed. Yes,
this is Rob and I are saying, happy birthday. We
love you, we think you're amazing. Yes, happy birthday to you.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Okay, so but but but Muhammad, you are being shady.
You're being the most You're being too much like you
got to give your your your friends grace.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yes, so all right, let's see, all right, I I
think you got to realize everybody celebrates things differently, Yes, okay,
like me. I don't even I want to hide under
a rock when it's my.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Birthday, which is so weird to me. But that's who
she is.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Yeah, so they're probably some of your friends, don't. It's
not that your birthday is not important, it's just like,
is not a super big deal, right, Okay, And you
know by the grace of God, hopefully you have fifty
more birthdays. Yes, so if they miss one birthday because
they're busy or they are sick, or they don't feel
like it, they're sitting on their couch watching snowfall like.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
It's okay, like life and it's okay.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yes, but Mohammad, you are also free to celebrate your
birthday however you want and to make as big of
a deal of it as you want. So if you
want to celebrate it every day of the week, every
day of the month, great, go ahead. But don't get
mad at people who kind of like don't partake.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yes, you know, and stop putting expectations on people. Yeah,
like you, you put it out there, it's your birthday,
and you know, tell people come through. If they come through,
they come through. If they don't, they don't. You should
be happy with the fact that you got around the
sun another year, three and sixty five days. Yes, another
time anyway, Just be happy that you've been blessed with
(42:00):
a great life and you celebrate yourself. Yes, you don't
need all of these other people to celebrate you. Just
celebrate yourself.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Right, just to do what you want you want to.
Like some people are going to be able to celebrate.
Some people aren't so and every year it'll be different.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
One year, you know I could come, and next year
just out can come.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yes, okay, but Muhammed, let's be clear. The shady part
about all of this is Mom, and you didn't invite
me or Robin. You didn't tell everybody under the sun
about your birthday, but you didn't invite me. You didn't
invite right, right, you did. That's the shady part.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
So he says, my actual birthday wish from my thirty
third birthday is for you guys to come to Toronto
and do a live show.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Right, So he did invite us. Whoa kinda kinda I
guess you left that part out, Robbin. Okay, you cut
me off. So we're not coming for the for the
live show because we've not played it, right, But I
do want us to go to Toronto to do a
live show.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Yeah, yeah, I was wondering. I don't know, See, I
feel like Toronto. I don't know if Toronto would be
a good place for us to go. I don't know,
I don't I'm like, are there enough people in Toronto?
Speaker 2 (43:05):
Well they get let's see, let's have Mohammed sort of us. Okay, Muhammad,
you do a poll and you see how many people
it's gonna come to me and Robin show right, and
if you get to a good number, let us know
we're coming.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Because think about Mohammad, I feel like he's the only
person that he knows in Toronto.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
True that even like cares about us. So, Mohammad, you
have homework to do. Now only do you have a
birthday to celebrate, but you have homework. You have Robin
Gazelle homework. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah, find us a venue and tell us if people
want to show up and maybe we'll come. Yeah, but no, Mohammed,
like you're not shady, but just like, don't don't like
nag the people and make it turn it into like
it's not shady or reasonable.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
It's annoying.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Yeah, don't be annoying, right, don't turn it into like
something where now people are like, oh my god, here
comes Mohammad with his birthday. Oh my god, it's just
way teacher at thirty five. Oh yeah, like for a milestone,
a milestone ber yeah, okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
There are a lot of people.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I I have a friend, a couple I know, a
couple of people. Both of them are aries. They're both
born on March thirtieth, the day a day before me.
And they said they celebrate their birthday every single day
of the month. Yeah, and I think that is insane.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I think that's crazy. So when I was with my mother,
so I was with my mother. It's so funny. I
was with my mother and we were eating a bunch
of times where every time we would eat and like,
obviously I pay the bill, she'd be like, oh, thank
you for my birthday dinner. And I'm like, I know
when your birthday is. This in September. This is not
your birthday dinner.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
She's like, oh, I celebrate every day.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
So I'm like, okay, So anytime we ate, she'd be like, oh,
thank you for my birthday. Oh my god, I'm like, ma,
just stop. What part of September is her birthday? In
towards the end she's a bargo.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
So towards the end, so she's celebrating a birthday in
early August.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
Yes, She's no, She's like, it could be. It could
be March. And if I take her out to dinner,
she'd be like, thank you for my birthday dinner. Your
brothday what stop it? Yuh stop it? Okay, we got
one more. That's so funny.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, this is interesting. Okay, before we get to one more.
Have you seen these Instagram videos about Nadine's braid shop? No,
why would I see that?
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Okay, because I just keep seeing it. Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
So there's a braid shop in Maryland. It's in like
Prince George's County and it's open twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh, my girls go, they go there, Yeah, to Nadine's.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
I'm pretty sure they have four hundred employees.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Okay. Yeah, it's like huge. It's like a factory. Yes,
my girls go, and they go like four o'clock in
the morning because any other time it's a line. Yeah,
it's jam packed in there.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Yes, they said they even have like a caterer that
like comes in there and feeds the people because it's so.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
Many people in there. Okay, I know about that. But
it's a system, like and it's they've described the whole
system to me. And there's a guy that's overseeing everything. Yeah,
and so like after they're done like this, they pull
the ticket and they go pay, like but the guy,
there's a guy that's overseeing it.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
They have like, yeah, they have like a quality assurance person. Yes,
that's like checking the quality of the braids. But it's
it is rose and rose and rose and rows of
people of multiple chairs going down the line of people
braiding and chairs and mirrors, and it's insane.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
It's the twenty four hours of it all.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
For me, the twenty four hours is crazy. I mean
I don't I'm like, I don't know if I could
step footing there because I would be like this is
too much.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Well, well that literally my kids will get up like
at three thirty in the morning and they'll go. So
as a matter of fact, they're going Saturday.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Really do they make appointments or they just because you
don't need an appointment, because it's.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
You don't need an appointment, but you definitely don't want
to go when it's crowded or when there's a line. Yeah.
So yeah, they've gone five six, seven times, no, not
seven by me, five times. Wow, So they approve. Yes,
they love it, and they might have like four or
five people working on you at one same time, so
you're you're you get out quicker. Like they've sat through
(47:13):
the braidings of like five hours and they hate that obviously. Yeah,
so to go and get your hair braided, and and
you don't have to bring the hair. They have hair, right,
So that was a whole nother thing. I used to
have to buy the hair. And I would buy hair
and they complain, they'd be like this ain't the right color. Ma.
So it takes all that out. Yeah, and it's like
(47:36):
four or five people working on you. So you're out
of there like a hour and a half, two hours. Wow, Yeah, okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
I man like that if you go during hours where
it's like not SuperJAM packed. I'm just saying, when I
see these videos and pictures and it's just people, it's
like people, I'm like, oh no't yeah. But if you're
going and it's not as crowded, yeah, but they asked
for you to bring like an inspo picture, right, and
but you have to stay on top of because the
last time Angel went.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
From the inspo picture she wanted god hiss braids. They
put in way too much hair, Like I had to
cut it out half of it because Angel's neck hurt,
like it was so heavy. Oh, she was like momyck,
Like she couldn't like she couldn't stand up, like it
was too much hair. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Okay, so the quality assurance person was not doing their jobs.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
No, no, it looked beautiful, but it was too much
for Angel. So yeah, I had to cut out half
the hair. But how about this, I cut out half
the hair. You wouldn't even notice, right, Yeah, so much
she looked amazing.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Well, it's a great I mean, honestly, it's a great
business concept because you know, braids are popular and if
you can get them done faster and you know, quicker,
and you don't need an appointment it's twenty four hours
or whatever, like, that's that's great. So I'm curious to
see if more more similar shops were going to pop
(48:55):
up across the country. Oh, I'm sure yeah, because it's
definitely it's like gone viral, Like I just keep seeing
a posts about this place.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Yeah, somebody it's word but they it was word of
mouth for them, like they didn't know anything about it.
And then one of their friends went and she was
like she took them and she was like we have
to leave, like really really early, and they're like why,
They were like, she was like, it's open twenty four
hours a day and if you go past like five
or six o'clock in the morning. There's a line. Yeah,
so you got to hit it right. Wow.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
See I wouldn't wake up at three and go at four.
I would stay up all night and go at like
one or two. Okay, I can't wake up at three
o'clock to go get my hair braided.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
I'm just gonna stay up all night or go on
like at midnight. Yeah, it's probably not that many people. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Okay, moving on all right? Anyway, So Elizabeth emails us.
She says, Giselle and Robbin, I'm a proud RHP watcher,
and let me tell you I remember when y'all announced
your podcast. I totally rolled my eyes and gave a
big old tongue click, like, who wants to listen to them?
Jim jabberin, who is this?
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Elizabe and Lizzy said spoiler alert me I do. Fast
forward to October twenty twenty four. I just started dashing
of the door. Yup, I'm a delivery deva now and
needed something to keep me company while zooming around. I
tried a few pods look at me using podcast lingo
shout out to reasonably shady for that one, and then
I remembered yours.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Wait? What? How did I sleep on this?
Speaker 1 (50:22):
It is so good, yang I being the entire thing,
and I just finished last week. Now I'm so sad
I'm down to one episode a week. There were so
many times I wanted to write in but I was
way behind, so nothing would have made sense in real time.
But I have to comment on one recent episode. Oh jeez,
when someone asked Zelle if her vagina still worked. Oh girl,
(50:45):
I was scrolling scrolling threads when I saw this post
asking postmenopausal women over fifty, has your inner labia started disappearing?
Speaker 2 (50:57):
What?
Speaker 1 (50:57):
I literally scoffed and was about to type, that's ridiculous, Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Not, But then I checked and she has She doesn't
have an inner labia? She said, yes, my inner labia
has gotten smaller. Like, what in the hormonal hell is
going on here? Why are we not getting warned about this?
(51:23):
Why isn't this discussed at every single gyn appointment?
Speaker 1 (51:27):
I went full CSI and did a deep dive. Okay,
turns out turns out what.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
It can completely disappear. Okay, even the clip too. What what? So?
I took a poll that's a lie.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
One friend on HRT, which is hormone replacement therapy. Yes,
her inner labia is still thriving. Yeah, one not on hormones.
Hers shrank two okay, another one not on hormones, no change,
and the last friend she got mad I brought it
up and refused to discuss.
Speaker 2 (51:58):
She's definitely the shady one of the group. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
I really hope you'll share this topic on the show
because it's wild and women need to know. Love you
both so much. And I'll be over here counting the
days till Monday. Okay, So I don't know. I've never
heard of this before. The craziest thing. I'll be going
home doing some checking. I know this thing, I'm like, Okay,
I wouldn't even know what to compare it to, right,
because I've never really paid attention.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
No, no?
Speaker 1 (52:24):
And does it does that have an effect on She didn't.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
She didn't give us that that because does it? Does
it change sex? Does it make it less enjoyable? Do
you not want to have sex? So I guess your
drive would go down. I don't know, this is all
new information.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
I'm seeing now. I need to get to looking at anatomy.
Speaker 2 (52:46):
Listen. I don't believe it, Elizabeth Now you're lying your
inner laby.
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Okay, so yeah, that's I'm sorry for anyone thinks this
is TMI. Yes, if anyone has any advice for.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
Yeah, I want an obgyn to write in let us know. Yeah, yes,
because I don't. I just find that to be strange, right, Yeah.
Do men's balls shrink shrink? Do they do penises shrink? Possibly?
Speaker 1 (53:15):
I don't think so, you don't think so.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
I think the blood flow might not be as potent,
right because you just get older, so that might cause
it to quote shrink. But I mean listen, listen here
we over hear young and thriving.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Right, Okay, all right, yeah we haven't experienced that yet,
but that's good to know.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
I appreciate the warning. Yes, and I'm curious. Yeah that
was that was Tam. That was Tami. Yeah, but it's
good to know. And no, it is good to know.
I'll be y'all know what I'm gonna be doing tonight.
I'm be checking myself out. Yes, okay, we'll report back
for us. Okay, Oh my god, all right, that is
our episode. We love y'all so much. To ever forget
to live your life either reasonable or its shady or both.
(53:57):
Check your privates. Reasonably Shady is a production of the
Black Effect podcast Network.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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Speaker 2 (54:16):
Shows, and you can connect with us on social media
at Robin Dixon, ten, Giselle Bryant, and Reasonably Shady.
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