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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Podcast Network and iHeartRadio. Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady.
I am Jaselle Bryant. What's up? What's up? I'm Robin Dixon.
Thank you for being here with us. What's so good?
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We in the house. We in the house, We in
the house. We are you? Are you twelve pounds? Oh? No,
because you didn't really have Thanksgiving like that? But oh
my twelve pounds heavier? Yes, I'll tell you something about
like eighteen pounds heavier. Y'all got my eats on? Gods
my eats on. You know, I'm on this thing called
a GLP one. Yes, and you eat like a bird.
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It don't matter what's in front of you. Yeah, it's
just like just okay, So, how long are you going
to stay on the do you miss food? I don't
look at all like I don't miss food. I how
long am on it? I'll probably be like another month? Okay,
and then what were we doing for twenty twenty six?
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What do you mean? Are you gonna do it in
twenty twenty six? No? So I'll probably be on it
till like the end of this year, Okay, Right, and
then just come off of it a little bit or
maybe just like pull my dose back or something. I
don't know. We'll see, But like, like I said, it
is kind of weird to like not to barely eat.
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I just feel like there's no way that that's like
healthy healthy. Yeah, you know, so I want you healthy. Yeah.
So I'm like, I don't want to stay on this forever.
But we'll see. We'll see what happens. But the good
thing is, like I get off of it and see
what happens, and I can get back on it and
get back on for sure. Yeah, you got a shady moment. Yeah,
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nothing too deep. So the other day I went to
Noodles and Company, which, but is it you know Kava's
Kava and Sweet Green sales have been declining. Yes, I
saw that. Yes, I saw that, which makes sense. They said,
like the I guess the cost. It's like, you know
the cost of it. And in the college something about
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the college students, the young folks don't feel like fifteen
dollars salads are worth it. Yeah, especially when they're cutting
back on different things. Yeah. Interesting, I mean things going
like cycles. Right, No, am my Sweet Green better not
go anywhere. I know, Well, I wish I had one
close to my house. I don't, but that's like the
one thing I'm like, if there was a Sweet Green
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in our house, we'd be there probably twice a week
at least. Yeah, Kava is weird. I used to go
to Kava all the time. You used to be a
cava girl. Yeah, I kind of pull. I don't know why. Yeah,
you interview. You found out about Kava before me. So
I remember because when I started going, you were like, yes,
I love this, I love that. Yeah, was giving me
the rundown. Yeah, and I barely go. So I don't know. Okay. So,
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so we're at Noodles and Company, yes for the boys,
which I never go to. But okay, yeah, I mean
you know, it's like super quick and easy and actually
the meals are actually pretty good. Okay. So I ordered
buttered noodles for Corey just like eight dollars. Is this
like ramen noodles? No, it's like all different types of pastas,
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all different types of like you can get like Asian
based pasta or Italian based pasta like mac and cheese.
Do they have vegetable pasta like zucchini noodles? Or you
mean yes they do. Oh I'll check it out. Okay, yeah,
it's like it's good. They have good stuff. Okay. So
through there, so we ordered buttered noodles I think I did.
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They did actually just add ramen, so I got like
a ramen noodle thing, and then like Carter got like
these little appetizer meatballs. Right okay, so that's it. So
the you know, the total comes on the screen. I
just have my little Apple pay clicked and play ba
ba bout what thing? And I was like and then
after the fact, I was like, hold up, why did
I just pay fifty five dollars? Like what for that?
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For noodles? Yes? And what was it in the little
side of meatballs? Which I said, that's it right now.
So he printed the receipt out and I look at
it and it has my order on it, and then
it had fourteen orders of meatballs. Okay. So the young
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man who's it was clearly his first day, yeah, like
clearly because he was just confused. He charged me fourteen
times for meatballs. Okay, did you tell him? Yes? I
was like hold it, wait a minute, like, na, this
is wrong, and he was like holy shit, and it
was crazy. He was the busiest I've ever seen it
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in there. It was like twenty people in there waiting,
and made him say, yeah, usually when I go in there,
it's like two other people. So it was crazy busy.
The line was backing up, the ladies in the back,
they're they're cheffing it up for everybody. Yeah, and he
don't know what to do. And I mean it was like,
so what usually is like a five minute trip to
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Noodle and Company turn into like a thirty minute yeah,
minutes in Noodles and Company, and they had to like reverse.
But I was like, had I not looked at that
you to pay for it? Yes? Yes, but it was
I'm so mad at myself though, for just I think
we're so conditioned to just like click our little phone.
Do you use Apple? Do you use your I do?
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I do sometimes, but but I'm I like, you just
don't even pay attention. I step paying for stuff and
walking out. But I don't do that anymore. Like I've
learned my lesson. Yeah, I just learned my last and shit,
I don't even know, like it was not I didn't
eat this right, yeah, right, I just learned my lesson
because I was And it's like fifty five dollars after
the fact, I said, what no, yeah, na, not for
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no noodles with what it ended up being like seven
dollars or something. So it ended up being like twenty something. Okay, Yeah,
so they refunded, but it's took them a while to
like figure out how to refund everything. It was a mess.
But I'm just like, oh, the poor boy. I felt
bad for him because I swear I had to be
in his first day. Yeah, and the ladies was getting frustrated.
But you know, had I not looked, I would have
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been paying fifty something dollars for some noodles, a couple
of noodles and some meat balls. And then I always
get mad at myself. Corey gets buttered noodles. I'm like, Robin,
stop being lazy like that. Yeah, I can make that
in my house in five minutes, right, well ten right, right?
Ball the noodles. But I'm like, stop being lazy. But
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were you just like out and about Yeah we were
out hungry, Yeah we were. When the kids are hungry,
you just sometimes you just need to feed the kids,
you know. I was This is not my shady moment,
but I was in Atlanta and with my mom and
my daughter, and I was looking at the bill, and
in Atlanta they have a service no, a food charge
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and a liquor charge, liquor tax. I'm sorry, food tax
and liquor tax. I think that's everywhere. No, it's not,
it's not. I don't think it's here. Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure? Food tax no separate from sales tax.
Oh so it was sales tax, food tax, lick a tax.
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Oh yeah, that was. And then and then's in my mind,
I'm like, well, this food tax need to be the
tip right right, right right right? It was. It was
actually egregious. I really like, this is well, I've kind
of heard that in Atlanta a lot of the restaurants
close because the over taxing, like the overcharging, all the
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crazy And I don't know if that's like a bill
that they've passed that now, this is what has to happen.
But it's too it's too much, it's too much. Yeah, yeah,
so I didn't Candy Versus restaurants closed. Yeah, but I don't.
I mean, I don't know if it's because of the taxes. Yeah,
I don't know, but I mean I think it's just
hard to it's hard to keep up. Yeah, so I speak.
I was in this is my shady moment. So in
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a hotel. So you know, when you're in a hotel,
you're using your curline and your makeup, your perfumes might
be everywhere. Every time I would leave and then come
back to the room, and that she would have cleaned
the room, she had like put my stuff in drawers,
so I can't find anything, like I'm literally it's like
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a scavenger hunt, Like it's like, where's my shit? So
so then it happened again. I was there for like
three days. It happened every day, like I cannot find
my things. So several things happened with that. So I
leave things behind all the time. And if you put
it in a drawer, I'm gonna leave it there. Oh
I'm not gonna know that. I don't have it for sure.
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So I wanted to make a little announcement to the
front desk to housekeeping. Leave my shit where I left it, right.
I know you're cleaning up. I know you're trying to
make it all neat and pretty, but stop putting my
stuff in drawers and having me going to scavenger. Yeah,
so satrageous. I'm talking to you. That's crazy. They call themselves,
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probably thinking they're doing a favor, but no, because I'll leave.
As a matter of fact, I left my perfume. I
was in my uber going to the airport. I had
to uber turn around. I was like, this is something, Yeah,
my perfume. So turn around the drawer, and the drawer
in the drawer, and in my room there's a million drawers,
right so and in the bathroom there's a million drawers.
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So I'm like, yeah, nah, stop it, don't do that.
Just leave my stuff wherever it is. Yeah, I've never
seen that happen. Yeah, that's crazy. It's a new one.
And I know in that they think they're doing a
wonderful job. Yeah, it's funny, you're not. It's crazy anyway. Okay,
So there's some things that I would like to discusses first,
and normost I would like to discuss the Epstein of
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it all, because the files are finally coming out, yes,
one by one, just now all of them. But you
know people are now like reading through them. Mm hmmm.
I don't have that kind of time on my hands
to read through these. I think they have to like
assign people because they said there's like some insane amount
like twenty two hundred or something crazy, maybe even more
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than that. I don't know, like I thought. I thought
there was like three hundred gigabytes of like Oh, that's
why I don't know. I don't know, because there's there's
a state stuff and then there's just stuff that they
already have. All of it's coming out. Quiet, quiet, piggy.
You know what's happening. That's my I'm saying this to
everyone now, quiet, quiet piggy. That's what he said to
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a reporter. Oh yes, yes, Like why I'm not talking
to you You're stupid, right, quiet, quiet piggy. That's my thing. Now.
I'm just going to say that to anyone that I
that I want to stop talking. Actually you can. I
don't even want you to stop talking. I'm just quiet,
quiet piggy. It's I just like when when the kids,
when the kids are like, what's going on? Because my
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son Carter heard him say that, and he was just like,
why happened? Why is the president of the United States
speaking to people like this? And he's like, you're so rude, Like, no,
the lady, your your attitude is nasty. No, it's actually
not No, it's actually not. No, it's not would you
like a nasty attitude, Well, I'll give you one, but
that was not one. We know nasty attitude. Oh my gosh,
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I just cut you off. I know, I just quiet.
I'm just I'm done. I just feel like, you know,
Barack would never m Michelle would, and if he did,
he would have been out of there. I mean, he's
just not even that person. He's just not that person.
I heard Michelle Obama recently say on some podcasts because
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I think people were asking her if she would get
jump into the political world and potentially run for presidency,
and she was like, oh, you know, we have seen
twice y'all. She just like, y'all ain't gonna do me dirty.
We have seen twice that. You know, this country's not
ready for a woman. I don't believe that. I do
believe there was some allegedly cheating going on and like
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Hillary really won Commona. Really one can come for me
if you want to. That is how I feel. So yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, I don't think we can say
for sure like everything was fair. Yes. I saw this
thing recently that if you go clubbing into your sixties,
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you will live long. Really, I think it was just
giving me an excuse to stay in the club, right,
and now I don't even go to the club a lot, okay,
but when I do go, I want to feel like
this is a safe song. I mean, okay, I would.
I would think clubbing produces what endorphins? Yes, Robin, you're
so smart. Yes, that's what it's saying. Yeah, yes, it
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produces endorphins. Yes, proved that the ideal age to stop clubbing,
okay is sixty nine. Oh wow, okay, so I got
I got some time. Yeah, you got some time off
the alcohol, because that's gonna bring you back. That's gonna
take Okay, So go clubbing, have fun. Yes, the layoff
the alcohol gummies? Sure okay, yeah, yeah, you can do that. Okay,
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all right, all right, very good. Okay. I have a question. Yes,
why am I seeing these wicked people all over the
place again? What what's happening? Are you talking about Cynthia? Yes?
And Ariana? Yes? Because their movie came out, another one,
Wicked for Good again. I did a whole commercial, Robin.
Oh you that was a commerce Okay, see, I'm so lost,
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the one about Bravo guy. It was in connection with
the movie Wicked for Good coming out, I think and
I saw. I was like, Brava Khan will change you
for good because it's Wicked for Good and it had
the whole foul yellowc road I missed. Yeah, she was Dorothy,
I was the I was oz. I didn't put it
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together that it was like talk for Wicked. So okay, okay,
I feel like the other movie just came out. It
did it did what actually was like a year ago. Yeah,
that's too soon. And then why are they in interviews? Yeah,
still holding hands and Cynthia is like so protective of her.
She's like, well, a crazed fan was trying to kill Arianna.
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They were not, Yes, they were. They was trying to
like gyve rate on her, a t work on her
or something. Okay, well this was an interview with a reporter.
She was just all like, oh, protecting her, and then
she was fixing her necklace and holding hands. I'm like,
what's happening. I don't know, Maybe they have quiet private
moments something I need somebody to give us. But you
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do know, Arianna is like seventy five pounds, soaking wet. Yeah,
she's real. Yeah, so maybe Cynthia feels like she needs
to protect her because Arianna might just, I don't know,
blow away. Okay, I don't know. I mean I think
that she she's just a little girl. Okay. Yeah. I
wasn't ready for them to be back. Like on my
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TV's green every day, the pink and the green of
it all. Yes, because it's pink and the green of
it all. Gosh, like that was the other day when
Jamal had his wedding and they were that was like
that was a year ago. Yeah, that was totally a
year So, by the way, speaking of pink and green,
and I don't mean to cut you off. We won't
come back to it. I'm getting on the plane the
other day and I have this like bag that's kind
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of pink and green, I really and then I have
the suitcase that has like pink on it. So the woman,
this woman says to me, she was like, I'm not
here for all this pink and green stuff. So I
straight ignore her because it's like, I'm not doing this today,
like this is the morning and I'm in a good mood.
And then she's and I don't acknowledge her. So I
put my bag on the top and I'm getting ready
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to go into my seat, and she says, yeah, I'm
with the Crimson Oh to her, and I said, everybody
makes mistakes. And I turned her around and I sat down,
and I said, Robin would never She should have minded
her business. Yes, some people don't know. If you say something,
you don't know what's gonna happen. She should have minded
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her Okay. So there's a Harvard study that finds women
who don't cook for their husbands happier marriages. Now, I
don't know what hungry husbands she talking about. Yeah, I'm like,
because the men's needs to eat. Yeah. Okay. However, I
think it's I think it's happier marriages because the woman
is happy. The woman is happy, the man is just starving. Yeah,
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and that doesn't make for a happy like time in
the house a hungry man. Okay. So it says that
women who didn't cook every day for their husbands rated
their marriages eight out of four eight point four out
of ten. Okay. Women who don't cook don't cook, yeah,
while those who cooked daily rated their marriage six out
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of ten. Oh. Okay. So it's really just this woman
is happy, the man is hungry. It's fun. He hasn't eating,
he's losing weight, right, he's angry, but the woman is happy,
and they say, happy wife, happy life. So this makes sense.
But I would wonder, yes, what the ratings would be
if you ask the man. Okay, So then it also
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says that the happiest of couples they share the load,
they're cooking together, taking turns, or they're simply ordering and
they're doing it all together. I like that. That makes sense. Yes,
that makes total sense. There needs to be equality at home. Yes,
equals happier marriages. I agree with that. So the days
of barefoot pregnant cooking our kitchen is over. Yes, suck
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it man. Yeah, no, no, no, it definitely needs to be
a two way street. Yeah for sure. I mean it
could be like you don't have to be fifty to fifty.
It could be like sixty five, this is your marriage,
thirty five. If it was my marriage, it have to
be fifty, fifty, thirty, seventy. Does he know how to cook? Two? Yes,
he cooks seventy. I cooked thirty and I'm ordering. You
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find a man that can cook that is like, that's
it in the lottery. Okay. I have a question, does
any of this sound familiar to you. I love the weekend,
so glad I could finally sleep in today. Let's settle
this once and for all, summer or winter. I don't
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know what rob I'm talking about right now. Hold on,
let me give you some more. Okay, what's one thing
you want to accomplish before the year ends? Are you
asking me? I'm asking if this sounds familiar to one
week until Thanksgiving? Who's stressed? Does that me? Do? I
say that this is you on threads and I'm seeing
these threads and I'm like, this is not Giselle, this
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is not her voice. She would never be asking anyone
these questions. Who has taken over Jazelle's threads? What freaking
bot did she pay? I hate Robbin right now? What
I tell you, I can I stand I'm calling her
a hope. I can't stand his hope sit next to me.
So I may or may not be getting paid top
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dollar for my threats account. So because I can't keep
up with it, I've had to assign people I can't. Okay,
so stop being a hater on my threats. But I have.
I have gone over all of my posts and I've
agreed to them, Oh you have, yes, I have good.
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That just didn't sound familiar. And when I went over
it all, I was like, sounds good to me. And
this was this when I really knew it's not her
unpopular opinion. I'm loving this colder weather. Listen, listen one
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Oh you got a little some nine comments, real talk,
real talk. How's everyone holding up this week? Be honest,
at least we're already halfway through it. We're moving on
before threads fires. No freaking way. Okay, So now that
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you're hating on my thread's account, oh, I want everybody
to go check it out, and I want everybody to
answer all the questions. Please do yes, please please, because
it is the worst I know. I'm sorry. Okay, I
don't miss nothing I said now, but I was like,
this is this voice does not sound familiar. Okay, So
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I I have I have something to say, okay, and
has to do with the brand, I mean, the the
cookies that we were loving, oh called Crumble. Okay, what's happening?
Apparently they're filled with toxic ingredients. Oh apparently we're all
my dog from the Crumble of it all, Red number
(20:57):
nine M. It's a lot going on with the crumble okay, so,
oh gosh, they're now saying crumble is evil. Okay, and okay,
hold on, the krumble cookie is evil. Oh my gosh,
I mean gasoline evil. Oh. Like the owner is making
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millions of dollars knowing that it's putting some toxic ish
ingredients in its products only to hook us. This is
like nicotine back in the day. It's like sugar. It's
like sugar and nicotine back in the day. I remember
they hooked all the kids into smoking. Oh my gosh.
Now they're trying to hook us with the crumbled cookies.
And then they're trying to entice us with different in
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different types every week. Yes, we gotta stay away. How
do you feel about that? Because the holidays are coming.
I mean, listen, anytime something is like it's so good, well, okay,
the it's debatable weather crumble cookies are so good? Yes, right,
So I mean they have some that are good, Yeah,
they have some that are not right. Yeah, I mean
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I don't I'm not surprised at all. I'm not either.
I'm not surprised. And then you know, we had the
Kardashian flavors. Did you have any of those I did.
We did I have those? Yeah, because we talked about
those and Courtney sucked. Courtney's was like vegan or something. Yeah, yeah,
that one was absolutely terrible. Yeah, I don't think I've
had them in a while. But no, I'm not surprised.
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I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised either. And I'm not
like trying to trash crumble, but I'm because my kids.
Anytime my kids come home, they're like, oh my gosh,
you're going to crumb crumbles and they be looking like,
what's what's the flavors? We're not going. But I do
want to say I think a lot of times when
we see these reports about toxins and bad ingredients and food,
it's like it's in in in what quantity is it?
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You know what I mean? Like I feel like I
think a hundred percent. No, They're like things can be
considered toxic, toxic or toxins, but it has to be
taken in like large doses all the time, you know.
So I don't know to what degree those ingredients are
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like in them, you know what I mean, I don't know.
I'm not I'm not making an excuse because I don't
even have an appetite for him at the moment, right,
but you might one day. Yeah, okay, so this is
last one, not least make and Markle this was this
was this intrigued me right, this And I'm gonna give
a shout out to Page Sex because Paychex reported this.
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They said that macan Markle's staff announces the royal before
she enters a room, even if, oh, there's only two
guests in the room, like the Royal is coming, the
Royal is entering the room. So during an interview with
Harper's Bazaar, the writer said that she and the Duchess
of Sussex. She so, so the writer was in order,
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that's the only other person I was in the room.
And then the Duchess comes in to this grand brownstone
that belonged to one of Megan's friends, and when she entered,
the house manager announces Megan, Duchess of Sussex. It's the
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crazy shit I've ever heard. Now, that is some crazy bullshit.
Is that why she was allegedly deleted from Kim Kardashian's photos?
Did you see that? Oh? So? So, from what I understand,
it was that, you know, they realized that being associated
or being seen or whatever at that event. Was not royal?
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Oh it was not, so they didn't these people say
they didn't want to be royal no more. Yeah that
it makes sense. Yeah, okay, come on now, if you're
gonna move to the US and not pretty much like
to see them, want to do your yes, your royal duties, like,
then act like it right drop it. Either either jump
ten toes into the Kim Kardashian celebrity world or go
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back to London. Yes one of the other. But what
you won't do is be in a room with just
me and somebody has to announce that you came into
the run. I would have been like, bitch, what, like
I know you are, I'm coming to interview you. Right,
get off your high horse? Since you where's she from California?
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Where's she? Where was she born and raised? Like that's
what they need to New York or something? Right, Megan
from Idaho? It's in the room Like what because I mean,
I'm like, fact, maybe maybe I should and I feel
like I feel like over here, like we don't we
don't live by those same rules, like you're not our prince,
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I don't rule us. Aren't we independent? Did we become independent.
We have Trump as our president. Okay, so Megan, until
that's over, stop having people introduce you when you're in
New York and a Brownstone. This is absurd, that's crazy.
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna start doing it
next week. And the title Giselle Princess, no Queen entering,
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Queen Giselle of the Nile of the I don't know, yes,
it just sounds good. Yeah, like Queen of the not
I like that. Yeah, go situ as peaky, quiet peak,
quiet Peggy. Okay, have you seen these videos? Are AI
(26:29):
artificial intelligence? Which your your your what's like? Your company?
Is the video baby? Yes? Robbing? Years ago, Robin told
me to get some video in video style. I said, Robin,
you don't know what the hell are you talking about?
But I said, I'm go an buy it anyway, because
she was like, I've been doing my research and I've
been listening to the What's your Leisure boys? So guess
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what that is? Through the roof? Through the roof. And
I thank god I listened to Robin. I always listen
to rob but thank god I did this time because
I saw this more. A couple mornings ago, I was like,
who through the roof? Yep, it's going nowhere. However, what
I mean, it's going nowhere? AI, like, so it's not
leaving us. It's going nowhere. However it is out of control,
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like actually need it might need to be pulled back.
Have you seen these videos on Instagram? And it's like
just random. So I'll see a video and I'll think
it's real. And it's like a video of like a
fast food restaurant in the back in the kitchen area,
and it's a mouse running around and then the mouse
falls into the fryer and then the mouse is like
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floating in it's fried, right, and it's this Ai. It's Ai.
It's crazy. But I'm sitting here thinking like, oh my god,
it's real. Yes, it's crazy. But then you have they
gone if AI is gonna do stuff, do they need
to be doing that? No? They do crazy stuff? Do
they don't have other videos where people like are like
walking somewhere and then all of a sudden they like
fall through the floor and you think like, oh my gosh,
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are they okay? What happened? And then you realize it's Ai.
But you sometimes I can, I can if you look
at it for more than eight seconds. You know, if
you if you watch it, like you gotta watch it
repeatedly to see kind of like where the little creature is. Yeah,
but it gets me like at first, I mean, I'll
be like, oh my gosh. It was one time it
was like this cute little baby was like ringing the
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doorbell and it was so cute. It was like hey mama,
and it was just like it was the cutest thing.
And then like a freaking crocodile comes and eats it,
and I'm like, oh my god, the baby, not the baby,
leave the baby alone. I'm just like, please make a
start like it's just too much. I don't, and I
think Elon didn't. Elon must come up with something crazy.
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He said that we're all gonna be super rich because
he said something crazy. Let me let me find it.
Because Elon be talking, you know, Elon allegedly be on
that not the good drugs, allegedly, and he'd be talking
all kinds of nonsense, the psychedelic drugs. Listen, He'd be like, oh,
I'm just micro dirsy. No you macro does Okay, so
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Elon said in it, Okay, wait, we got some new news. Okay, Okay,
I forget that. Elon said that. He claims that AI
and human humanoid human AI and humanoid robots will eliminate
poverty and make everyone wealthy. Okay, M not mad at
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that if that's true. But I don't think that's true.
How could that be true when AI is taking everybody's job, right,
So make it make sense that's true? So I don't
believe anything he's saying. What he's the robots are going
to do the job of I guess what low income
people would do, right, and this would help the super
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wealthy because they don't need what that would help the
super wealthy. Okay, because let's say you had made service. Yeah,
you don't need maide service anymore. Humanoid robot is going
to do it. It's gonna clean the house. Okay, so
other So, but how does that making anybody super wealthy? Yeah? No,
that's making him super wealthy, right, and he doesn't realize
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anybody outside of his one percentas right, So yeah, that's crazy. Yeah,
you took too much of your bad drugs that day,
that's crazy. Okay. It's more. There's like updates on Wendy's case.
What we talk about it on Patreon okay, yeah, very good. Okay,
So I have a question for you. Yes, have you
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heard any of these names? Okay? Okay, any of these
girl names? Well? Like, okay, how often do you hear
these names? Okay? Olivia? Like, do you meet people name
these names? Olivia, Amelia, Sophia, Emma, Isabella, Charlotte, Ellianna mm hmm,
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Ellie okay, Aurora, and Miya. Only one I could say
I know personally is Amya. These are the top ten
girl names of what twenty twenty five? Okay, so, yes,
we know Amya. Yes, one of my lawyers is Ellie. Okay, yes,
I I know Abella. My Isabella, well, she says Avalla,
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but they call it Bella. We know somebody who just
named her child Sophia. No, Sophie, Sophie, which is okay,
Sophia as far as I'm concerned. Aurora, No, No, Ellianna.
No Ellianna, who made da No, that's number seven. Either
you're Ellie or your Anna. You can't be Ellie Eleiana right.
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Charlotte Charlotte No, okay, but I do know as Charlotte.
But she's a grown woman, right, Yeah, Olivia, that's Olivia.
It's just Olivia. Nunn that's it. Yeah, but like these names,
I'm like, how are these the top ten names? And
I know these are for like twenty twenty five, but
they say these are like consistently in the in the top. Yeah.
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But Dannel, they didn't go to the hood. They didn't
get any names from the hood. Okay, I didn't hear not.
I didn't hear no name. I'm like, I don't see
anyone I've never run into kids name. Where's Keisha? No? Yeah,
where is Lisa? Okay, where's Monica? Exactly? Yes, exactly. I
appreciate this. Yeah, they're just trying to leave us out
the equation. And then the boy names. I run him down.
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Keith No, no, Keith, Noah, Liam, Oliver, Elijah, Matteo, Levi, Lucas,
Ezra Asher and Luca. No. I don't see James, Keith, Derek, Michael, Michael, Yes, yes, Louis, Yes,
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that's it, Louis, Lewis. There's a lot of Lewis and
Sarah Okay, maybe I do know. Okay, Bob oh right,
they didn't even have a Bob out here. No. Yeah,
but there's a million James, Jim, Robert, Sean, how many
Shawn's are there? What is one in jail right now? Yeah?
That wait, that wait was making moonshine. Did you hear
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he's been making moonshine? Yes, he's been making and he
got busted. Yeah, so they didn't they add more time supposedly. Yeah,
that white party is pushed back again. Yah, darn, gives
me more time to get my get ready, get ready
my body. Yeah yeah, and I think he had a
phone or something. Uh huh, yeah, come on now, you
gotta play by the rules. And then we saw pictures
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of him. Yeah you seen the picture. Yeah, he's nice
and gray. Yeah. Oh so I'm gonna talk. So it
was a picture of him, Okay, And that's where Joe
Judice was the same one, the same Joe. Oh yeah,
cause you did get moved to a lower fort dis Yeah,
so he got moved to like a nicer prison. And
he's in prison with one of Wan's former teammates, which
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this story is so crazy. So Sebastian Telfair, he was
one of the players I talked about like early on
the podcast that got caught up in the NBA health
insurance fraud. Yes, so he scammed the NBA retired NBA
Health Insurance Fund. They were making like false claims for
services they never received. Sounds similar to somebody I've heard about.
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But okay, so he's in jail, but he did a
documentary before he went to jail and this guy, yeah,
ok yeah Sebastian. So Sebastian is back living in the projects,
like after making over twenty million dollars in the NBA. Okay,
so he was in New York. He grew up in
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New York. Yeah, he actually went straight to the NBA.
He didn't even go to college, so he went straight
to the NBAU to high school. And he was really
unique because he was small. He's like a small guard.
And he went straight to the NBA from high school
and he made over twenty million dollars. And he came
from the projects. And then after his NBA career, you know,
whether it's I don't know if he lost you know,
they just kind of mismanaged their money. I think he
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may have had to pay an ex wife and a
divorce and then had this legal trouble. He's back living
in the projects. And that makes that I mean, you
sound like you shocked the projects, Like, come on, okay,
but Robin he hasn't worked it. First of all, he
had all these legal fees. How long did he do
jail time for? How long was he in jail? He's
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still there. I don't know, so the dog he's living.
The documentary was filmed right before he left for jail.
At that time, he was in the project. He was
in the project, okay yea. And he's like in his
kitchen and there's a bunch of snacks on a side table,
and he was like, yeah, this is my pantry. He's like,
but you know, I was like, He's like, when I
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had money, my pantry was bigger than this whole room. Yes, yes,
was he like was he able to like look back
at his life and make some like I mean I
only saw like a clip from the documentary, so I
didn't see the whole thing. But you know, he actually
was in like really great spirits. Oh good. He wasn't
like woe is me? He actually was kind of like
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looking at the positives of being where he was. He
has two young twin kids, who was like they were
sleeping in a room together, and I mean it was
it was the project. It was It's sad, sad, And
this is definitely a common story that we see the
guys just you know, losing their money. But to see
him in the projects was like, damn, especially when you
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you he didn't work to get out the project, right
and yeah, to go right back and just like right back.
And so I'm hoping, like you know, at some point
he can get back out and get back on his
feet when he comes out. But damn, Like, I wish
there was a way. It's I wish there was a
way to prevent this from happening for these guys. But
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I mean, I'll be honest, they hear all the warnings, like, yes,
when they're in their classes, yes, if classes seminars, people
come in and talk to them, but they just when
they're that young, they cannot envision themselves not playing basketball anymore.
Like they cannot picture a future without basketball, and they
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just think, like, that's not going to happen to me.
Speaking of basketball, bron Braun came back with a whole hairline.
He probably went to Turkey. He went to Turkey, y'all,
I said, because he was out because he was hurt, right, yeah, yeah,
And now he's back. He played like his first game
a couple of weeks ago. The other day. Yeah. Yeah,
this man has a whole hairline. Yeah, Bron. And my
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question to him is like, do you think we don't
see your hairlines right? Because it's new. He went to Turkey,
he had to have I saw you could get a
hairline here. You can get a hair chansplant here. You
don't have to go to Turkey. If you're Lebron James,
you should not be going to Turkey for them. You
think you can get it here. I mean, why is
it so popular over in Turkey? I think because it's
cheap and yeah, if you're Lebron James, you need to
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be getting that done. Okay, well he might have gotten
done here. Yeah, but it looks cute. Yeah, okay, I'm
here for it. I'm here for your hairline. Like my
thing was, why when't you just let it go? M
But what is so special hairline? Because this is no shade.
But he's not the most attractive person to begin with,
so I feel like he needs the hair That money
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makes him look really good by the way that he
looks fantastic, yes, right, the money with the suits and this,
you know, like the nice body. But however, no, he
does not have the most attractive face. Okay, and he
kind of like a big head, big features, you know
what I mean, So like you gotta kind of balance
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them or try to like hide it. No, but you're
talking specific to Lebron. I'm saying men in general. I
feel like men in general don't struggle with the hair loss. Yeah,
I mean, I think that's something. But I think the
baldy is. It's very sexy. But just imagine, like, I
don't know, I think that's something that they just like us,
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like we want to have hair on our head. True.
I think they want to have hair on their head.
I think they think it makes them maybe probably look younger,
look okay, maybe, I don't know. I think I'm like,
dude to Jordan, just get the ball sexy. Yeah, I
like to grab a nice little ball head. Speaking of
cutie Pie, we didn't talk about this before that. Craig,
we talked about this while we were at Bravo. Khan,
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Oh you did, yeah, you mentioned, okay, Craig from Southern Charm. Yes,
So he did his hair several ways at Bravo con
like because you weren't at the Bravos Bravos, he slicked
it back. He was looking like a nineteen forty nine
gangster that I did not like. Oh you didn't like that, okay,
but like during the day he had his like it
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was kind of like a messy look. Oh that was like, whoo,
really you liked this guy? Okay, so he kept up
his hotness after the breakup. Yes, okay, well, okay, so
nobody knew who he was until he was whipaige, right,
we figured that out now that he's there no longer together. Yes,
he's still well. That the day I saw him, he
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looked really good. I said, well, Craig, I think I
even told him. I said, you know, you're doable, right.
I think he heard me. I'm not quite sure, don't
know if he responded, but I'm saying it again, Craig,
you are doable. Oh okay, yes, we wish say the
bravakon long would have had a little little flame, a
little I'm sure he was straight. I don't know what
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he did. I don't know what's going on with him,
but I'm sure he was fine. Yeah. Yeah, Well that's
good to know because I remember I remember that last
Bravo kan. I hadn't really seen him in person like
that before, and I was like, hmmm, you were very
good looking. Yeah, but people attributed that to a pay
a glow up courtesy of page, which was yes, so
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now he's running with it, Yes, he's running away that
he's not letting the ball drop, and that thing look
good with his tossed hair, not with the slick back. Okay, yes, okay,
So I would have to specific I would have to say, like,
if he took me out, well, we don't need to
go out. But if he took me out, or if
he was I was in the bedroom, I'd be like, look,
no slick back for you, sir. If I see a
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slick back, I'm gone. Okay, Okay, moving on. What were
we talking about? What were we talking too? But we
were talking about hair. Oh man balding, so we recommend that. Okay,
do you how do you feel about a bald man.
I think it's sexy. I don't dislike it. I don't
really have an opinion either way, but I think it's okay.
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So if I was to meet a man and he's
already bald, yes, then I don't really have an opinion
on it, you know what I mean, because it's like
that's what I know him as. Yeah, but I feel
like if if someone who I've been around that had
hair all of a sudden went bald, it would just
be like a shock. I think you would just have
to adjust to it and see how you like it.
But when you look at when when you think of
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a man, a bald head is not is that sexy
to you or not? Oh? It depends on if they
had hair before it is. So I don't. I don't.
I don't think they're like specifically sexy or specifically not sexy.
I think it just depends on the person. So this guy, okay,
one of Carter's basketball coaches. Do I need to come
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to a game? Is he looking good? What's going on?
So for years he had hair just the middle of
his hair was bald, right, the middle of his head
was bald, and he had like, I mean, it almost
looked like Bozo to clown like. And he would wear
a hat, right, So when he would have the hat on,
he would have like the hair, like little curly hair
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coming out the side, and he'd be like, okay, but
during games he wouldn't be allowed to wear the hat,
so to take the hat off and he would have
this crap. I mean, he looked insane, like not everyone
in the gym would be like, why, like did he
try to grow it into his hair? No, he didn't
even try to like disguise. It was it was the weirdest.
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I mean, he didn't have like a big single bald
spot in the middle with hair around like a perimeter
of hair. And he's single, and it looked crazy and
he's single. You know, he might not be saying anymore
because he so. Then so I this season walked in
the gym and we said, oh, he cut his hair
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because he got a girl and it's all bald. Thank
you Jesus. So he's bald. He's got a beard because
he looks eight trillion times better. That woman said, player,
you look right, what are you doing? Like if you
want to get up in here, you need to cut
this ship. Yes, if you want to get in my vagina, yes,
you need to cut the hair. I don't know what
he was doing while he was holding onto it. It
was the most insane. It was. It was one of
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those things that's like when you're talking to him, you're
looking at him, you can only look at his hair,
Like you cannot look at his eyes. You cannot like
focus on the conversation. It's like, dude, I'm distracted by this.
Thank God for the woman. Yeah, yes, yeah, So he
does look good now with his bald head. He looks good. Okay.
And it's little short for me, I mean okay, well, yeah,
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that's it. It's a lot like how short? Mmm? Maybe
like five nine? Okay, that's not that bad. Okay. Anyway,
we were talking, were we talking about something else? We
got to get out of here. We just running our mouth.
Gotta get out of this. Guys. We love y'all so much.
You'll ever forget to live your life. Either reasonable shady
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