September 20, 2021 • 45 mins
Gizelle and Robyn share their takes from the Met Gala, a potential Verzuz featuring Drake & Kanye, Fat Joe and Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
The ladies also read listener stories about picking your battles in relationships and in family life.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to a new
episode of Reasonably Shady. I am your girl here, Gizell Bryan.
What's up everyone, This is Robin Dixon. Thank you so
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much for being here with us. I can't tell you
how good you all make us feel your feedback even
like you know, we were off Labor Day week and
people were like, oh my gosh, I missed my episode,
you know, so that's like so awesome for people to
just be anticipating us. I cannot thank you guys enough
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for listening. Not yes, yes, thank you, thank you. And
we would be remiss if we did not mention that
The Real Housewives Potomac it's still airing. Can you believe?
It's season six? And for what I understand, y'all like
it because the ratings are through the roof, Thank you exactly.
I mean, the ratings are through the roof. People are
loving the season, you know, and I think it's so
cool about our show, Like, yes, we've been on for
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six seasons, and I really feel like every season is different,
you know what I mean. There's just like a different dynamic.
There's like different things going on. You know, I think
last season was very dramatic drama, and it was kind
of like, okay, how do you like? Where do you
go from there? How do you top that? But it's
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cool to see that, like we don't have to have
that same type of drama to be entertaining. So yes, yes,
I could put my box and gloves away, please do.
And you know, you guys have to go on a
journey with us every season and we really do appreciate
it because it is haghs and lows, ups and down exactly,
and speaking of a journey for the people who are
maybe watching on YouTube or if anything, just if the
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audio sounds a little different. We're in a new location, yes, yes, yes, okay,
So to give your background, we have taped all of
our episodes in my house and Robin baltan new house
and she's like, I'm tired of driving to Yale house,
so we have to do it now in her house,
which I am totally fine with. Yes, I mean, we'll
like take turns, right, I think you know, at first,
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when we when we thought about the podcast, we're like, okay,
we'll go one week to Jasille's, one week to mind
because we're literally probably like forty minutes thirty five to
forty minutes, and then who knows what traffic is like.
So um yeah, So so up until today, UM, I
have been driving to Jasille's house and it's far. Today
I was like, you know what I'm not My house
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is not furnished at all. You know, it's like we
have a long way to go with furnishing the house
and a lot of two dudes, and you know, I
felt like, oh, it's just too two echo e because
I didn't have enough furniture. But but I said, gosh,
damn it, I'm gonna make it work. I'll make it happen.
And I want to say it's her house is beautiful.
So there's that. There's that, all right. So we've got
to get to our reasonably shady moments of the week. Okay,
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you go first. And I do have to admit the
girl had a birthday. Okay, she had little birthday. Um,
and I asked some of my friends to meet me
in Miami and they showed up and showed out. So
I like too, because Robin has told me that I
need to stay in several hotels. So I stayed a
couple of days in the four seasons. And then I
moved over to this Good Time Hotel good so you know,
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and I was hip to the fact that their rooms
are kind of small. So just to f y, the
Good Time Hotel is Pharrell's hotel. And you know, Pharrell,
we love you, but we don't like your rooms. Okay,
So I upgraded, upgraded, upgraded myself to the biggest room
in the whole damn hotel. And it's the smallest room
I've ever been in my entire life. Okay, the it's
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the shadiest room ever, Pharrell. It is the shadiest room,
you know what. Okay, So I stayed there as well,
but I don't I stayed there the whole time. I
was only there for two nights, and I booked too late,
so I wasn't a was to get the largest room, right,
So I got the king room, which this could be
by shady women too. I had the king room that
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on the description it literally said four hundred something square
feet right, So to me, like y'all all know, I've
been in plenty of hotels because I because of basketball
and traveling, Like I've been in hotels. I've been in
the best Western I've been in the courtyard Marria and
when they say four hundred square feet, they mean four
hundred square feet, right, okay, this one you you literally
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opened the door and the bed like you can touch
the bed from the hallway. That was that was not
four square feet. So I literally walked to the front
desk and I was like, um, I think you gave
me the wrong room because the description said four hundred
square feet. She was like, let me see. She's like
she typed it in, she typed it, typed all her
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computer and was like, oh, no, yes, you're in the
four hundred square feed room. I said, no, no, I
am not no man, Pam, where are these four hundred
square feet? Like are you? Are you missing the ceiling
and the floor? Like watch out? Okay, So like shady
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upon shady for rail for you making them rooms that's small.
I don't even get it. Like why I get I
know what it is. It's because they don't the pool.
The hotel is called the good time hotel, so you're
there for a good time, so you are meant to
be at the pool, okay, and you know because the
pool is supposed to be like popping, it's the hot
spot Um, you're supposed to be at the pool. You're
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supposed to be out. It's like, you're not supposed to
spend that much time in this hotel. But if you
had a man in that room with you, how are
you going to do a cart with you know, and
it took your roll shuffle. You can't do none of that? Okay? No.
Can you imagine if you're like on a girl's trip
and you were, like, you know, when you're younger in
your twenties, like you're okay, let's share a room. Oh
my gosh, like, no, no sharing. And actually, because I
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went to Karen's room, that's how I saw, Um, not Karen,
you girl. I went to another girl named Karen's room,
just because she wants to show me how small the
small rooms are. And it was the most absurd thing
I had ever seen. It's like camp. It's like summer camp.
It's like comedge, like college. It's definitely college. I mean, honestly,
like I think my rooms in college were bigger. Yes,
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so shady. Moment of the week is the rooms at
the Good Time Motel. Now, outside of the rooms, the
hotel is great, Oh yeah, it's tabulous. I mean the
pool was awesome. The music kind of but you know,
but so my shady moment, yes, is her shady moment too,
but I'll just give my shade another shady moment. Um. Really,
it's just like real life. I'm back home and back
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to real life. We were in Miami, had a good time,
and then I had to come back home to real life. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay.
So we got some hot topics out here in these
streets were it's like going on. It's like going on,
all right. So first, first and foremost, we got to
start with, um, the Pajama Party also known as the
met Gala. Okay, so I was very okay, what was
the What was the theme of this, Matcalen? The theme
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was something about America and and the lexicon of visionary
art or fashion or alexicon of fashion. Now every time,
every year they come up with a theme that quite frankly,
you don't. I have to look up the words in
the dictionary, right, they do too much. Yes, So looking
at it, okay, I felt like the only okay, when
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you think of American fashion, yes, what is that? What
does that mean? So that's like Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren,
I mean there's only a handful of American established designers,
so everyone should have been wearing like polo shirts and
stuff like me, so the only one. Okay, So it's
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like j Loo. I love her. She never and she
never has a bad moment. But I'm sorry I did
not like that, matt Awam. I that was the one
time I looked at the picture and I was like,
j Lo was a jame. No, she was, but if
we're talking about the theme, she she was in line
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with the American theme. Could look she looked more like
a like a oh to like a cow girl. But
she's j Lo. She never misses like we could always
count on her to like killing and I was. When
I saw the picture of her, I literally was like,
what year is this? And I thought it was like
an old picture, rightsointed. I was very confused. I was
very confused by her and her little her new book
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kissing each other with the why would you do that?
It's not even romantics? Yes, and Jo, your lipstick underneath
your mask was smushed all over the board. It's not cute.
This is not a good look that I cried laughing
when I saw that. Okay, So j Loo with the
Cowgirl theme. Um, Kim, were we being invisible? Kim's lot
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was I am invisible? Yes, you cannot see me. You
cannot see any piece of skin on my body. But
I'm still gonna look good. And what does that have
to do with America? It wasn't like ghost, not ghost
because it because the ghost is white, right, yeah, ghost
is white. So it was just like spirits from the dead.
I don't know, but could we have seen your eyeballs?
But where were your eyeballs? Could we have seen your lips? No? Nothing?
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That was she got see. I was actually thinking she
got some work done and she was hiding her face.
But she got some work done and she wanted ready
to show us her new face. That's what I'm thinking.
That's what that that is. You're very smart. But you know,
speaking of Kim, her sister Kendall, like she was my favorite.
I thought she was dead stunning. That dress was gorgeous
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like she it was like simple, she kept it simple,
like she wasn't doing too much, but she looked beautiful
like she was my favorite. She did. I appreciated Mary J. Blige.
Mary J looked amazing. Yes, she looked great. Um Rihanna,
I was confused. Yeah, I one, I was excited about
that one or her or asap? Oh my god? Was
it was? It was? It was said it right, would
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you come in? And what is that? What blanket? Look?
What srandmother's blanket? Did you steal? Right? I said it
looked like fruity pebble, And then I got a whole
bunch of people that said it looked like Captain Crunch. Yes,
it was. It was more Captain than fruity. I guess
I see how like fruit? Like, hey, Captain Crunch. And
if y'all don't know these looks that were talking about,
look them up there. They were just a hot mass
that was crazy? Okay? Who else was? Okay? So no, no, no, no.
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I feel like I was represented on the red carpet
because alc, you'all know who she is. On the back
of her dress it said tax the rich. Yes, years ago,
I had on a T shirt that said pay your tax.
She stole my look, and nobody got mad at her
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for that. Nobody got mad at all. And I just
wanted people to pay their taxes. And I made a
T shirt on my own, and she had a designer
make a whole dress that said tax ch Alc. You're welcome.
Now wait, wait a minute, what about Russell Westbrook. He
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was there, Yeah, he had a skirt on. Oh I
missed that he had a skirt on with pleats at
the at the Macallan. Yes he was. It was. He
was at the Macallerry. He was on the corner in
the street. Okay, so it was the same weekend, but
he was maybe he was an He wasn't abode, so
he just stod on the corner because okay, I did
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not see him at the Macallut, but I did see
a picture of him in a skirt, and I mean
he's copying off the Um, the guy from the British
band Um. Yeah, he wore a skirt too, So yeah,
this is a trend. And so now I saw a
recent picture of him. He has like stars cut into
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his head or something like died in his head. He's
going through something midlife christ I see. Okay, some of them.
I think they they're like so rich and they just
get bored and they're just like what else can I do?
I think it's all copying my man? What's my man? Who?
Dennis Robi Dennis Dennis and they copy in Dennis robbing Dennis. Listen,
you let them know you did it first. Okay. I
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just think they're so bored, and they're just like what
else can I do? What I'm telling When I was
in the NBA, he had these little skinny ass pants
with these I mean, he literally looked like pee wee Herman.
He said, why don't used to just like peee Herman?
Why because he could, because he could go intro and
pay thousands of dollars for some pee wee Herman looking clothes.
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Because they were bored. All they do just what they
do when they go on the road. They shop, yes,
you know what they shop on the day, you know,
the day before the game or the day of the game,
and they're going about its ridiculous, as expensive as ship.
And then they wear and they look like an idiot.
But they think. I mean, think about how many of
these players you see who come into the you know
when they showed like the them walking in the stadium
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and they look ridiculous. There there was this NBA player
used today and he had like a closet full of
very colorful suits and he swore and Danny were bad.
He used to be like to sell one should I
rock tonight, and I would think to myself, none, like
they're all horrible. But I didn't say that. I just
was like, oh, whatever you wear, it's gonna be great.
And I lied. They get bored and they think they're little.
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Walking through the stadium is a runway, and they got
so much money they bought a stupid as ship. All right,
enough of what people were, Okay, because we've got to
move on to some other very important things called versus. Okay,
so a couple of there's been a couple of things
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out there with regards to several people. Number one, everybody
has said that Kanye and Drake should have a versus
that will wait. Let me tell you you lied. Oh
what did she say? When it was like I was
never talking about Kanye and look what she did? What
did I say? I said, yes she will, Okay, I said,
yes you will. Look at this. I know we're gonna
talk about briefly. I lied. Okay, so briefly. Let's people
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have put it out there and none of them said
that they want to participate. But recently Kanye did say
he's down for it. Really he wants to battle Drake.
He said that he said that, or maybe his people
said that because he doesn't really talk, I don't think
it's happening. I don't think it's happening either. But do
you think it would be? Do you think that's a
good match? First of all, I think it it would
be the most watched versus ever. I don't watch them,
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um so I probably would watch or listen whatever. I
don't know what you do like whatever, Um, but I
don't think it's going to happen. I just don't. I
don't think it is either. But I'm here for it.
I'm here for it, here for it. I don't know.
But you never know, Like their eagles are so bad,
they might just be like, you know what, let's make
this you know what. It's almost like that, remember like
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a long time ago, jay Z and Nas had that
beef and it almost was like really a fake beef.
It wasn't even real beef. It was like they made
up the beef just for the hype. Like maybe this
is maybe it's but let me just say building up
to that, Kanye's new stuff should never be played against anyone.
So it's got to be like old kind against all
of Drake. So Kanye, you're gonna lose right exactly. Can
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I tell you. I tried walking around the track one
day and I said, okay, let me let me switch
up from my certified LoVa Bull and let me put
on Donda and let me see. And I was like who,
And I was like next, and then it was more.
I was like, Okay, I can't do these. I cannot
do this three thousand songs like this, So this, this
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is what I do appreciate. So did he? Somebody said
that did he and Jay Jermaine Dupries should do it
versus right, so and like all the hits that they
like produced exactly, so that that's actually kind of like
a good matchup. But but Sean paffy Comb said that
Jermaine dupri your arms are too short to box with God.
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Did those words come out? That's a quote? That's a quote. Yeah,
that is a quote. Your arms are too short to
box with God. Now, I don't I don't know whether
he's referring to Jermaine's actual arms or if he's referring
to the fact that his stack of music cannot compare.
I'm not sure either way. That should not have come
out Puffy's mouth. That is some shade maybe and maybe
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um did he wants to be shady and be a
part of reasonably shady because he might get the shady
moment of a week. Because that was good. I actually
wrote that down. I might use that at the reunion.
You know what I'm saying, too short to box. It's
too short now. That was funny. Okay. So last one,
not least, was the actual verses that did happen the
other day between John Room and we're not talking about
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it because we're really interested in all this music. However,
we're talking about it because Fat Joe he decided to
get up on that microphone and he said, as music
was playing, okay, we got it. We got to reenact
because the music is playing. And Ja Rue was like
mad because remy Ma had come out and killed it,
and he was like and then so he made a
(16:57):
comment and if Fat Joe was like, man, you got
them dusty bitches in the back, and he was referring
to a little mo and Vita via yes, and then
he said, you found him in the crack house. You
found him dusty bitches in the crack crack and they
need they need to check. That's why my he said,
my bitches is rich they don't need this, like he went.
He went full throttle, like he went and explained dusty bitches, right,
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exactly right, you're a dusty bitch because you're in the
crack house and you need money. Like okay, now, I
never I always appreciate a good shape moment. But he
went to phar no, no, no, that was ridiculous. First
of all, that's embarrassing, like that's that, like why why?
And then he's like literally literally humiliating them because they
were there. Like I was thinking when I heard about it,
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I was thinking like, Okay, they weren't there, and then
I saw like, oh no, they were actually really there. Yes, yes,
and then so all of it. So now he's apologizing
and I'm sorry, Like that apology would never fly with me,
Like okay, you know this, this little fake apology, you
can keep it and keep him more he can apologize,
would bends like just just send him some right, send
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him like a diamond bracelet or something. But you know
that was that's horrible that it's not cool. It wasn't necessary.
You just wasn't necessary. And especially you know like little Mo,
I know she had struggles with like oh I think
it's like opioid addiction. So it's like and very recently,
and it's like, wow, like you're literally kicking a woman
when she's when she was, you know not I mean
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hopefully she's not still down, but like that is like that,
I don't know. That just was horrible. It was very
bad and bad. Joe, You're wrong for that. But I
do want to admit I don't I don't know what
a vida is. I've never heard of a vida she
was either. So I was like, well, it's there's not
think to this, but I'm just so who was a vida?
Just explained to me what vida is? Yeah, I didn't
know who she was either. Okay, do we know now?
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We still don't know? That's fine, I still I don't know.
Maybe she was like a background singer or something. But
I mean, like, clearly we know who little Mo is
and she was on a ton of hits for job
rules so or with job rules or whatever. And that's
how homegirl, Like, you're not gonna talk about Mo now, Vita,
we can't vouch with you because we don't know who
you are and you're not a dusty bitch but you
but it's just leaving it. So can you imagine, like,
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imagine if somebody says that and you're like in the building,
like how do you even like? What? Yes? All right,
so we do. Before we get too far into this episode,
we do have to give so much love to Charlemagne
vot Goal because he's now going to be late night,
so he's definitely ruling the morning hours with the Breakfast Club.
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So he's now going to be on Comedy Central late night.
And the show is called the show was called I
know what it's called. The show was called um, the
God's Honest Truth, Okay. And the reason why I remembered it,
I didn't even have to look it up, y'all. It's
because I love that that net that title, The God's
on his Truth. That's amazing. So it's gonna be a
comedic take on like what's happening in the world, I
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think yes. So is it okay? So is it like
a late night show with guests or is it just him?
I don't like when we say comedic. To be honest,
I don't put Charlemagne in comedy together. He's a little funny,
you think so, or maybe there'll be funny people coming
to the show. I don't know either way, or I
think his view might be a funny view of what's
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happening that's serious, right. Either way, I'm here for it.
I want to see it. I mean, you know, I
love I love late night TV. I don't know so
I think you're gonna have the tv R that I'm
gonna be sleeping, but I'm gonna watch it during the day, um,
from like eleven to two when the children are at school. Now,
I am in love and I know we are very
happy getting back to our brival world that The Real
(20:38):
Housewives of Salt Like City is back on. I'm gonna
be honest, I did not see the first couple of episodes,
but I want to binge it. But I'm so super
excited about the season. These ladies are crazy. They for
it to be their second season. They know what they're doing. Yes,
they're They're a great cast. And it's so funny because
it's kind of like you look at Erica Jane on
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Beverly Hills and well, I'm sorry Erica Girardi and Beverly
Hills and how she's handling her public you know, issues,
legal issues versus Jen Show on Salt Lake City and
how she appears to be handling her legal issues. And
it's like so interesting because it seems like totally two
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totally different reactions to it. And Jen shot from what
we know from reading the blogs and you know, just
reports like she's literally facing federal jail time huge, where
Eric is not facing any jail time. So like, but
Jen from what it looks like, you know, from what
you can see on the show and the trailer, and
it's like she's like addressing it full on. She's screaming
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at people, and you know she is the same gen
show jail. I don't know, like she's like really talking
about it, where I feel like Erica is very guarded,
guarded and filtered and very careful about what she says,
very deliberate, um so, and and you know, it's so
funny to see how everyone has a different take on
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Erica and is she lying, is she telling the truth?
You know, every episode I watched, I'm like, I have
a different view from the last time I watched an episode, really,
you know what I mean, Like if it flip flops
every time, I don't know where I am now. I
just okay, my take is she's human. Number one, Yes,
number two. I think she was so used to like,
I think this is like the most the hardest thing
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that she's ever had to face, and it's probably very humiliating,
very embarrassing, and she has to face this while filming
and having to talk about it and having to talk
about it over and over and over again. And I
think when it's something that's like that serious, that's stressful,
that bad, like you don't want to talk about it
hell now. So I just think we're getting like the
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best that she can do in this situation. And she
kind of she's, you know, I think in most of
yours as she's not handling it the best way but
at all. But I think you gotta put yourself in
her shoe and not really I don't know, like just
not really be as harsh on her because I could
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not imagine being in her position and having to film
a reality show and talk about that mess. LOLd time Lord,
Welcome to our lives, um and speaking of our lives,
we're very excited to announce coming up very soon because
you guys have asked us over and over again do
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So it's you can't buy it today, but you're gonna
(23:30):
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(23:51):
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I love a hoodie. And when it's not cold, like
you know, when you're in the house with the a
c like, I love a hoodie. Yes. Okay, So we
it's time to get to like what this episode is about. Okay.
So we realized that in relationships it's all kinds of
crazy and a lot of times you're fighting about nonsense. Okay.
And you know, I've been in several relationships. I remember
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one in particular, this guy Okay, fine, he was a preacher, Okay, fine,
it was Jamal and he you know, with him preaching,
he his clothes would sweat, and so he would just
like take his clothes off and just like throw it
in the corner here, like this bag of like stinky clothes,
and then like after some time it would get like festering,
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permeating through the home of like stinkiness, and he what
he would want to do is he would want to control,
making sure that he didn't wear clothes over and over again,
because he was like trying to control his wardrobe. But
I didn't want to clean him. So he was waiting
to take them to the cleaners until for like three weeks.
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So I'm like, negro, Can I say, Negro, sure, okay, nigger,
you have a stack of stinky ass clothes in this
corner right here, and look, I know, because he felt
like if the clothes were cleaned and back into the house,
he might repeat. He didn't want to repeat too quickly,
so this was his way of not repeating. I don't
give a ship it stinks. It was. It was bad
(25:19):
because it was just like sweaty Okay, yeah, okay, I
mean I can I can picture that because remember talked
about one bringing home his player's clothes. Yes, yes, it
was horrible. So I would like sneak and take the
clothes to the cleaners, and he would get so mad
as an argument everything. It was really bad. It was
really bad. Okay. That and he hates Mexican food. Okay,
(25:39):
we've talked about that before, yes, and and okay, and
then one more what was one more that we were
Oh okay, so we would have several cars, okay. So
he had an aversion to like going to the gas station. Okay,
so he would like drive one car until there was
like no gas. Oh my god. Instead of going to
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the gas station, he would just getting to the other car.
So I would be laughing with some non gas car
gas do eat? Oh my god, negro can negro? All
the cars have no gas in it. We don't eat
because you refused to go to the gas stage. Oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh. This is why we're divorced. Yes,
this is why that was dropping me crazy. That would
drive me crazy. That would drive me crazy. So you
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have to go pump the gas all the time. Yeah, okay,
So that that was an issue. Okay. And and by
the way, this uh, this episode is called stop Fighting,
Stop Fighting because we put it out there for you
guys to let us know, like with the silly nonsense
that y'all fight over, and y'all came back with it.
But do you have any you want to you want
to talk, you want to tell the world. So I
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I feel like we should have named this episode pick
your Battles. Okay, yes, we're changing the name right now.
It's now called pick your goddamn Battles. Pick your battles people,
because I feel like when you're in relationships and you're
with someone for a long time, you have to choose
to pick your battles. You know, like certain things, it's like, okay,
this is not going to change, let me just do it.
So it's like, um, well, okay a few things. One
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likes to take cash out of my wallet because he
doesn't want to go to the A T M. And
I'm like, okay, I didn't think you're gonna say that
that it's funny to me. So he's like a little
kid stealing your money. Okay. He's literally taking cash for
a while. And then when I go to my wallet
and I'm like I'm missing cash, and he's like you
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blaming me, Yes, I'm blaming you. You took the cash
out of my wallet. Because he plays the video game.
He goes and plays video games with his buddy and
they bet and they have to, and so he doesn't
want to stop and go to the A t M.
I'm like, well, I choose to go to the A
t M so that I can have cash in my wallet. No,
go go you stopped at the A t M and
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get cash. It's like, it's late. I don't want to
be rapped. I'm like, I don't. You're a man. I
don't care. It's your fault. I mean, yes, we have that. Yes,
that's that's huge, as annoying as hell. I mean, girl,
I could I could go on and on and on um,
but I just choose to pick my battles like that battles. Okay,
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So you guys came back with some all kinds of
some stuff. Okay, so a lot of you said that
you all fight over parenting styles, and that's actually a
huge thing. Yeah, that's not a small issue. So yeah,
you gotta work. And it's hard because even why don't
I have that issue because I'm like, I'm like the cool,
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fun parent, but I'm still like my kids know, like
don't play with me. But one is like the stick
in the mud parents, right ah, And so like he
might say something to the kids and in front of
the kids, I'd be like why, like why are you
saying that right? And then he'll get so mad at
me for going against him in front of the kids,
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do you know what I mean? So I feel like
maybe a lot of the issues that, you know, the
differences in parenting styles, like just try to handle them
behind closed doors, because when you do it in front
of the kids, it just, you know, it makes the
other parents defensive. And then the kids are sitting there
watching their parents arguing and it's like that's not good.
So so yeah, so parenting style is definitely that that's
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I feel like that's something you gotta talk about before
you start having these kids. My my parents, you know,
Jamana co parent very well because my parents and he
just cos he just comes a lot of y'all said
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that y'all are fighting about where to eat. Okay, so
this is double trouble. Okay, So y'are hungry and y'all
can't decide what to eat. My god, you know. But
so for me, I get frustrated when I'm like, Okay,
what do you want to eat for dinner? And it's
like oh no, And I'm like, oh my gosh, Like
I get so sick of feeding people. So you're lucky
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you don't have to do with feeding another grown man.
But like I'm like, damn it, help me here, Like,
at least tell me what you want to eat, right,
and then when we fix, when we figure out something
to eat, then you're gonna complain, like you know what
I mean, Like what do you yes? Or you could
have hooked it right? How about you ask me what
I want to eat that I'm with you on that. Hey,
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you gotta pick and choose your battles. Now, this person,
Keenan Dash, I mean Keenan Dot, Elijah said, the constant
discussion of their AX. Now, I just want to tell
you a little something something. If she constantly talking about
the X, she's having sex with the X gang or
she's trying to have sex with the X, she should
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not be talking about the X. So that's actually not
something silly to silly. That's not a silly thing that
you're fighting over. That's a real thing. You got issues, bro.
I would say, um, yeah, that's not good. We don't
want that now, Okay. So, uh, sind Pie, please send
pay please. That's the name of the person, Send pay please. Okay,
says his ass hanging out with the wrong people. Now.
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I don't know how old he is, but let me
tell you something. I used to deal with that with
one and I would tell him, show me your friends,
and I'll show you your future. Not robbing with the
Grandma quote. That's the quote from like the Mabel like quote.
But it's so true. But and he honestly, you know,
this is when he was when he was younger. And
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it takes a little bit of maturing and growing up
for men to be like, you know what you were, right.
So I feel like sometimes like just try to, you know,
you want to still kind of let them know, like, Okay,
you need to be careful, you don't want to you know,
fall dude, fall into bad things, blah blah blah. But
just hope that he'll mature and grow out of that,
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because right. Okay, So Cassie Devon, Cassie Devon, let me
shake something your girl left my own heart because you
said he's snoring. Okay, so let me tell you something
about Gazelle. Gazelle likes to sleep. It's very important to me.
So when you are bothering my sleep, I have a problem. Okay,
So that sherman used to snore, really loud, like loud
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loud to point where I would like wake him up,
because I heard that if you wake them up and
then like put them on aside, then they'll kind of stop.
I don't know if that's true, but I would wake
his ass up all the time and he'd be like,
what what, what's the problem. The problem is I can't
sleep because your ass's snoring so loud. So one day
I recorded it. I recorded how loud he was, so
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then like the next day, I was like, let me
tell you why I can't sleep. He was like, what's
the problem? And I pleased. I pressed play and I
made him listen to it, and it sounded like a
train was cominant. It was horrible. He's like, just that
you lying, Stop lying. This ain't me, Yes it is,
You're ridiculous. Oh my gosh. Yeah, you know it's so
funny lately one who's been snoring loud and I'll just
like push him really hard. But he doesn't remember that
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that happens like in the Can I tell you a
funny story about me? One told me that I would
sink in my sleep? What what are you singing? What
was I singing? No? I think it might have been
like Whitney Houston or something like. He literally was like
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he couldn't pull his phone out fast enough to like
record me, but he was like robbing. It was the
funniest thing. Like I was literally singing and like holding
a note. What let us find out? You need to
record you, but you gotta go to sleep first. So
you know, there's apps that like kim will record you
throughout the night, right, so it's like, you know, I
can like tell you like I don't know whatever is
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going on. I used it one time and I was
like it was just so creepy to me. It was
like scary, So I didn't like. I used it one
time and I was like, I don't think I want
to know like what I'm saying at night or like
you know, so, yeah, that's creepy. But maybe you'll catch
myself singing one time if I do. Yes, let's see,
So this one's funny. Watching too much Real Housewives of Potomac.
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Yeah who said that? Who said that? Um? Nas Kate Bailey,
nas Ka Bailey? We like you, Naskay Bailey. And yes,
if you have to fight with your boot over watching
our hop, go ahead on and just take that fight
that's a fight you're gonna have to take. I know
you might have to like hide and watch it though,
you know, yes, because I'll be honest. So in my house,
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I'm outnumbered. And when the show is on, you know,
we're supposed to be you know, watching it or tweeting
or whatever. Usually there's like a football game or a
basketball game or something else on in my house during
that time, because you gotta go somewhere else. Yeah, I
might have to go like hide. But if I try
to hide, they come find me. That's the crazy part.
It's like I try to go hide for my privacy
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and then they come find me. What you're doing. It's
Sunday at eight o'clock, you know what I'm doing? Okay,
So Sadie Bird five one said then wanting to be
friends with an X it's a note for me, Okay.
Everything that y'all send us us EX related. Yeah, that's
that's a red flag. Well, that's a red flag that
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should be in that relationship, right, because something's going on
that's a little creepy. Yeah, they're an EX for a reason.
They should be an X for a reason, and you
should should you should be done with them, Like no,
I wouldn't be comfortable with that. No, I don't want that. Um,
I'm gonna assume that this is Florida girl in the
Cleveland Okay, his teenage kids not picking up after themselves. Yes,
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that would drive me crazy that I would go like insane.
It's like the stinky clothes. Yeah, it's like the stinky clothes.
But I could imagine like if they're his, if there's
someone else's kids and they're not your kids, it's even worse.
Like I hate to say it, but I can imagine
just being so annoyed that and then and then it
becomes a fight, and then it's like, oh, you're just mad.
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Stop streating my kids like that. And Okay, this is
potential you stylists, okay. Also known as wand Dixon. This
is Wan Dixon's handle because it says timing. She is
always late, very annoying. Okay, fine, it's not why. It's
not why I talk about Rob. Sometimes I'm late because
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of him most of the time because he's making me late. Oh,
because he's playing damn video game. Like if we have
somewhere to be together, he's playing a damn video game
and can't and won't get dressed, you know soon enough. Yes,
he makes me late, so we're it's like we don't
we don't help each other in that area, right, But
but I can't say that being if one person is
like always late in a relationship, that's like a deal
(36:35):
breaker for you. Well no, not for me, but I
feel like about in our friendship. Well, we're not sleeping together,
so it's okay, but if you're late getting to the
bedroom for me to sleep with you, it's a problem.
It's a problem. It's rob you sleep, you sleep. Um Sawyer,
the hair Slayer says he hates that I have so
(36:55):
many clothes and continue to buy more. He will learn. Look,
he's that that he's just had to pick his battles
and that's not one of them. Because so you're the
hair slayer is going to continue to buy clothes. It's
so funny. The other day, I know I'm not the
only one, like I have to like hide my packages,
do you so you you still do that? I still
do that. The other day he called me and he
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was like, you bought a Versachi bathing suit. I mean
actually she did, and she wore in Miami. It was
very nice. I was like, he's like I bathe the suit,
and you get on me about not spending money, and
I'm like, okay, said, but I worked hard in these
streets like Versaci. Oh my god, I have to hide
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my stuff. I was like, damn it. I didn't know.
And it's funny because I had left my stuff on
the bed. Huh. And I didn't know he was coming home.
If I knew he was coming home, it would have
that ship would have been packed up. Son, So did
you did he open the box or was it already opened?
It was so the box was like open, like let
like he had to kind of like lift stuff up
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in the box to see what was it. Yes, but
the box was already like opened. Okay, okay, okay. So
it wasn't being that nosy, but he was still, yeah,
you might have to hide. He was hating. Okay. So
somebody said, hold on, I'm trying to figure out who
you are. You are, Felicia. I feel like I know
this person, She said his mother. Okay, so when you
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pick it and choosing your battles, miss Felicia, you just
let you gotta let it go. His mother ain't going nowhere. Nowhere,
she's going. She's actually going to move in next week, Okay,
and you don't you don't want that constant fight, like
and it's like you don't want horrible thanksgivings, horrible Christmas.
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Is you gotta let it go. It is what it is.
Let go and guess what, You're probably not gonna win
that one. Yeah, you know, because who looks like the
asshole you? Yes, unfortunately, I'm sure his mother is horrible.
She's like they were so annoying, like in your business,
trying to tell you what to do. Let it go,
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let it go, and like, don't try to like if
y'all have kids, and like you don't really want your
kids with her because you're mad at her. Yeah, don't
do that either. Okay, fine, maybe I did that, Okay, whatever,
I lost that. What's that if you have kids, if y'all,
if the two if you and your man have kids
and you hate his mother and she's trying to spend
some time with her and the mama trying to spend
time with grandkids, but you hate her. Yeah, don't you
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gotta let it go? You just gotta just woo sah
and drink like several shots and just let it go. Yeah.
I think you're speaking from I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, but a lot of people said, like
cleaning chores guys, like y'all, y'all just need to hire
a maid. What are y'all doing, Like, y'all get got
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to get somebody else to clean these dude, like the
menial things that you'll fight over. No, that's true. And honestly,
it's like the amount of money you spent on cleaning people,
it's like it's so worth it. It is so word
that I remember when I was broke, okay, like when
we just you know, I had to scale everything back.
That was one thing that was like the last thing
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I let go, the cleaning people. I was like, you
can have my Louis Vuitton, you can have my BMWC series,
you can chake that Maserati. But listen, if my clean
lady has been with me since before I got married, right,
and I have said, like com and go, boyfriend's come
and go, but my cleaning lady will be with me.
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And my cleaning people have been with us. They were
they were there with us before we got before we
got married, and then they saw us get divorced. And
then I remember, Enrique want was we were divorced or
going through something and they were cleaning and wanted something
like Enrique had to come in to me like, is
everything okay? You're okay? I'm like, oh, you're like every
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k as we're going through every k and I can
only imagine the amount of ship that the cleaning people see. Yes,
you know, my lady's gaming me forever. She was way more.
But now, mind you. We don't speak. Okay, that's that's wrong.
That's true. You don't converse. We don't have like conversations
about like how the kids, none of that. She just
you know, handles her business. And it was so funny.
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A hundred years ago she came to me and she
was like, she said, I went to tell you. I'm
so excited. I said what She was like, I got
to my visa. I said what God, damn, I didn't know.
You didn't no clue. So I was like, okay, thank guy,
we are legal. You don't have to worry about Yes,
I see, I like what it is. That's what she
(41:35):
is legal now. I didn't know she wasn't. Sometimes it's
good we you don't know things. But I love her
and she ain't letting her go, all right, how about
this one having sex? He's eight years older than me,
and he's always tired. It's so annoying. He's eight years older,
he's always tired, so they gotta do it like in
the morning when he wakes up. Or what do you
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mean like sleepy tired or you mean like out of
breath tired. He's probably both. He's probably both just eight
years older. I mean, I think sleepy tired. But then okay,
so but this is the this is in the reverse.
So I was dating this guy who was like ten
years younger than me. Oh my gosh, listen, I didn't
have enough stand about stand I didn't I didn't take
my wheaties. I was like, dude, like, okay, first of all,
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a good twenty eight minutes is good for me. But
he like it would be like our I'm like, you know,
that's no. I will never forget. I'm the worst, absolute worst.
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There was one dude and this was not the young kid,
and I shouldn't be sharing this, but I'm gonna sare
this because we're getting towards the end of this, uh
this episode. So there was this one dude and he
was like, I'm very fit okay, And it was going
on way too long, right, and I just was like,
oh my god, I cannot Somehow we ended up on
the floor, right. Guess what. I left his ass there?
(43:03):
I got up in the middle of the whole thing
and I literally put my clothes on the left. I
was like, dude, I gotta go. Oh my god. I
was like what I was like, I'm out? Oh my god.
I was like, and then did you continue? Like did
you see him again? After that? I've not done that
with him again? And that was probably why the pandemic.
But I just was like, I can't do this. I'm
(43:24):
not fit for this. But guess what I wanted to
go find. We were in a hotel. I wanted to
go find another girl in the lobby and send her
up because he was clearly not done. And I was, okay,
now are they like, you know, climaxing and then they
just want to go again? Or they just like so
the young dude would he would guess it would be
(43:46):
like ten is in a row and I'm like, dude,
who's got time for this? Because I'm done. I want
to go to sleep. I got three years. This was
a mess. But the other one no he was just
ready to go, and I was like wow, And I
didn't even feel bad that I left his ass on
the floor for a hard one on those floors. I
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don't know how he ended up on the floor. This
is terrible anyway, guys, that is our show today. As UM.
We have picked and choosed our battles, picked and chosen
our battles. Um, we do appreciate the fact that you
continue to listen to us every Monday. Reasonably Shady is
what we are. I'm shady, she's reasonable. Sometimes sometimes I'm like,
(44:31):
I can't. I can't even y'all, I'm done here. I can't.
So don't ever forget that throughout the course of your week.
Just find a little reasonable and find a little shady.
We love y'all so much. Next week. Reasonably Shady is
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Robin Dixon, ten, Giselle Bryant, and Reasonably Shady
Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of The Black Effect
Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to a new
episode of Reasonably Shady. I am your girl here, Gizell Bryan.
What's up everyone, This is Robin Dixon. Thank you so
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much for being here with us. I can't tell you
how good you all make us feel your feedback even
like you know, we were off Labor Day week and
people were like, oh my gosh, I missed my episode,
you know, so that's like so awesome for people to
just be anticipating us. I cannot thank you guys enough
(00:43):
for listening. Not yes, yes, thank you, thank you. And
we would be remiss if we did not mention that
The Real Housewives Potomac it's still airing. Can you believe?
It's season six? And for what I understand, y'all like
it because the ratings are through the roof, Thank you exactly.
I mean, the ratings are through the roof. People are
loving the season, you know, and I think it's so
cool about our show, Like, yes, we've been on for
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six seasons, and I really feel like every season is different,
you know what I mean. There's just like a different dynamic.
There's like different things going on. You know, I think
last season was very dramatic drama, and it was kind
of like, okay, how do you like? Where do you
go from there? How do you top that? But it's
(01:25):
cool to see that, like we don't have to have
that same type of drama to be entertaining. So yes, yes,
I could put my box and gloves away, please do.
And you know, you guys have to go on a
journey with us every season and we really do appreciate
it because it is haghs and lows, ups and down exactly,
and speaking of a journey for the people who are
maybe watching on YouTube or if anything, just if the
(01:48):
audio sounds a little different. We're in a new location, yes, yes, yes, okay,
So to give your background, we have taped all of
our episodes in my house and Robin baltan new house
and she's like, I'm tired of driving to Yale house,
so we have to do it now in her house,
which I am totally fine with. Yes, I mean, we'll
like take turns, right, I think you know, at first,
(02:09):
when we when we thought about the podcast, we're like, okay,
we'll go one week to Jasille's, one week to mind
because we're literally probably like forty minutes thirty five to
forty minutes, and then who knows what traffic is like.
So um yeah, So so up until today, UM, I
have been driving to Jasille's house and it's far. Today
I was like, you know what I'm not My house
(02:32):
is not furnished at all. You know, it's like we
have a long way to go with furnishing the house
and a lot of two dudes, and you know, I
felt like, oh, it's just too two echo e because
I didn't have enough furniture. But but I said, gosh,
damn it, I'm gonna make it work. I'll make it happen.
And I want to say it's her house is beautiful.
So there's that. There's that, all right. So we've got
to get to our reasonably shady moments of the week. Okay,
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you go first. And I do have to admit the
girl had a birthday. Okay, she had little birthday. Um,
and I asked some of my friends to meet me
in Miami and they showed up and showed out. So
I like too, because Robin has told me that I
need to stay in several hotels. So I stayed a
couple of days in the four seasons. And then I
moved over to this Good Time Hotel good so you know,
(03:26):
and I was hip to the fact that their rooms
are kind of small. So just to f y, the
Good Time Hotel is Pharrell's hotel. And you know, Pharrell,
we love you, but we don't like your rooms. Okay,
So I upgraded, upgraded, upgraded myself to the biggest room
in the whole damn hotel. And it's the smallest room
I've ever been in my entire life. Okay, the it's
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the shadiest room ever, Pharrell. It is the shadiest room,
you know what. Okay, So I stayed there as well,
but I don't I stayed there the whole time. I
was only there for two nights, and I booked too late,
so I wasn't a was to get the largest room, right,
So I got the king room, which this could be
by shady women too. I had the king room that
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on the description it literally said four hundred something square
feet right, So to me, like y'all all know, I've
been in plenty of hotels because I because of basketball
and traveling, Like I've been in hotels. I've been in
the best Western I've been in the courtyard Marria and
when they say four hundred square feet, they mean four
hundred square feet, right, okay, this one you you literally
(04:30):
opened the door and the bed like you can touch
the bed from the hallway. That was that was not
four square feet. So I literally walked to the front
desk and I was like, um, I think you gave
me the wrong room because the description said four hundred
square feet. She was like, let me see. She's like
she typed it in, she typed it, typed all her
(04:50):
computer and was like, oh, no, yes, you're in the
four hundred square feed room. I said, no, no, I
am not no man, Pam, where are these four hundred
square feet? Like are you? Are you missing the ceiling
and the floor? Like watch out? Okay, So like shady
(05:11):
upon shady for rail for you making them rooms that's small.
I don't even get it. Like why I get I
know what it is. It's because they don't the pool.
The hotel is called the good time hotel, so you're
there for a good time, so you are meant to
be at the pool, okay, and you know because the
pool is supposed to be like popping, it's the hot
spot Um, you're supposed to be at the pool. You're
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supposed to be out. It's like, you're not supposed to
spend that much time in this hotel. But if you
had a man in that room with you, how are
you going to do a cart with you know, and
it took your roll shuffle. You can't do none of that? Okay? No.
Can you imagine if you're like on a girl's trip
and you were, like, you know, when you're younger in
your twenties, like you're okay, let's share a room. Oh
my gosh, like, no, no sharing. And actually, because I
(05:54):
went to Karen's room, that's how I saw, Um, not Karen,
you girl. I went to another girl named Karen's room,
just because she wants to show me how small the
small rooms are. And it was the most absurd thing
I had ever seen. It's like camp. It's like summer camp.
It's like comedge, like college. It's definitely college. I mean, honestly,
like I think my rooms in college were bigger. Yes,
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so shady. Moment of the week is the rooms at
the Good Time Motel. Now, outside of the rooms, the
hotel is great, Oh yeah, it's tabulous. I mean the
pool was awesome. The music kind of but you know,
but so my shady moment, yes, is her shady moment too,
but I'll just give my shade another shady moment. Um. Really,
it's just like real life. I'm back home and back
(06:34):
to real life. We were in Miami, had a good time,
and then I had to come back home to real life. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay.
So we got some hot topics out here in these
streets were it's like going on. It's like going on,
all right. So first, first and foremost, we got to
start with, um, the Pajama Party also known as the
met Gala. Okay, so I was very okay, what was
the What was the theme of this, Matcalen? The theme
(06:55):
was something about America and and the lexicon of visionary
art or fashion or alexicon of fashion. Now every time,
every year they come up with a theme that quite frankly,
you don't. I have to look up the words in
the dictionary, right, they do too much. Yes, So looking
at it, okay, I felt like the only okay, when
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you think of American fashion, yes, what is that? What
does that mean? So that's like Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren,
I mean there's only a handful of American established designers,
so everyone should have been wearing like polo shirts and
stuff like me, so the only one. Okay, So it's
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like j Loo. I love her. She never and she
never has a bad moment. But I'm sorry I did
not like that, matt Awam. I that was the one
time I looked at the picture and I was like,
j Lo was a jame. No, she was, but if
we're talking about the theme, she she was in line
(07:58):
with the American theme. Could look she looked more like
a like a oh to like a cow girl. But
she's j Lo. She never misses like we could always
count on her to like killing and I was. When
I saw the picture of her, I literally was like,
what year is this? And I thought it was like
an old picture, rightsointed. I was very confused. I was
very confused by her and her little her new book
(08:19):
kissing each other with the why would you do that?
It's not even romantics? Yes, and Jo, your lipstick underneath
your mask was smushed all over the board. It's not cute.
This is not a good look that I cried laughing
when I saw that. Okay, So j Loo with the
Cowgirl theme. Um, Kim, were we being invisible? Kim's lot
(08:45):
was I am invisible? Yes, you cannot see me. You
cannot see any piece of skin on my body. But
I'm still gonna look good. And what does that have
to do with America? It wasn't like ghost, not ghost
because it because the ghost is white, right, yeah, ghost
is white. So it was just like spirits from the dead.
I don't know, but could we have seen your eyeballs?
But where were your eyeballs? Could we have seen your lips? No? Nothing?
(09:09):
That was she got see. I was actually thinking she
got some work done and she was hiding her face.
But she got some work done and she wanted ready
to show us her new face. That's what I'm thinking.
That's what that that is. You're very smart. But you know,
speaking of Kim, her sister Kendall, like she was my favorite.
I thought she was dead stunning. That dress was gorgeous
(09:31):
like she it was like simple, she kept it simple,
like she wasn't doing too much, but she looked beautiful
like she was my favorite. She did. I appreciated Mary J. Blige.
Mary J looked amazing. Yes, she looked great. Um Rihanna,
I was confused. Yeah, I one, I was excited about
that one or her or asap? Oh my god? Was
it was? It was? It was said it right, would
(09:54):
you come in? And what is that? What blanket? Look?
What srandmother's blanket? Did you steal? Right? I said it
looked like fruity pebble, And then I got a whole
bunch of people that said it looked like Captain Crunch. Yes,
it was. It was more Captain than fruity. I guess
I see how like fruit? Like, hey, Captain Crunch. And
if y'all don't know these looks that were talking about,
look them up there. They were just a hot mass
that was crazy? Okay? Who else was? Okay? So no, no, no, no.
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I feel like I was represented on the red carpet
because alc, you'all know who she is. On the back
of her dress it said tax the rich. Yes, years ago,
I had on a T shirt that said pay your tax.
She stole my look, and nobody got mad at her
(10:40):
for that. Nobody got mad at all. And I just
wanted people to pay their taxes. And I made a
T shirt on my own, and she had a designer
make a whole dress that said tax ch Alc. You're welcome.
Now wait, wait a minute, what about Russell Westbrook. He
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was there, Yeah, he had a skirt on. Oh I
missed that he had a skirt on with pleats at
the at the Macallan. Yes he was. It was. He
was at the Macallerry. He was on the corner in
the street. Okay, so it was the same weekend, but
he was maybe he was an He wasn't abode, so
he just stod on the corner because okay, I did
(11:21):
not see him at the Macallut, but I did see
a picture of him in a skirt, and I mean
he's copying off the Um, the guy from the British
band Um. Yeah, he wore a skirt too, So yeah,
this is a trend. And so now I saw a
recent picture of him. He has like stars cut into
(11:44):
his head or something like died in his head. He's
going through something midlife christ I see. Okay, some of them.
I think they they're like so rich and they just
get bored and they're just like what else can I do?
I think it's all copying my man? What's my man? Who?
Dennis Robi Dennis Dennis and they copy in Dennis robbing Dennis. Listen,
you let them know you did it first. Okay. I
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just think they're so bored, and they're just like what
else can I do? What I'm telling When I was
in the NBA, he had these little skinny ass pants
with these I mean, he literally looked like pee wee Herman.
He said, why don't used to just like peee Herman?
Why because he could, because he could go intro and
pay thousands of dollars for some pee wee Herman looking clothes.
(12:29):
Because they were bored. All they do just what they
do when they go on the road. They shop, yes,
you know what they shop on the day, you know,
the day before the game or the day of the game,
and they're going about its ridiculous, as expensive as ship.
And then they wear and they look like an idiot.
But they think. I mean, think about how many of
these players you see who come into the you know
when they showed like the them walking in the stadium
(12:49):
and they look ridiculous. There there was this NBA player
used today and he had like a closet full of
very colorful suits and he swore and Danny were bad.
He used to be like to sell one should I
rock tonight, and I would think to myself, none, like
they're all horrible. But I didn't say that. I just
was like, oh, whatever you wear, it's gonna be great.
And I lied. They get bored and they think they're little.
(13:12):
Walking through the stadium is a runway, and they got
so much money they bought a stupid as ship. All right,
enough of what people were, Okay, because we've got to
move on to some other very important things called versus. Okay,
so a couple of there's been a couple of things
(13:33):
out there with regards to several people. Number one, everybody
has said that Kanye and Drake should have a versus
that will wait. Let me tell you you lied. Oh
what did she say? When it was like I was
never talking about Kanye and look what she did? What
did I say? I said, yes she will, Okay, I said,
yes you will. Look at this. I know we're gonna
talk about briefly. I lied. Okay, so briefly. Let's people
(13:57):
have put it out there and none of them said
that they want to participate. But recently Kanye did say
he's down for it. Really he wants to battle Drake.
He said that he said that, or maybe his people
said that because he doesn't really talk, I don't think
it's happening. I don't think it's happening either. But do
you think it would be? Do you think that's a
good match? First of all, I think it it would
be the most watched versus ever. I don't watch them,
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um so I probably would watch or listen whatever. I
don't know what you do like whatever, Um, but I
don't think it's going to happen. I just don't. I
don't think it is either. But I'm here for it.
I'm here for it, here for it. I don't know.
But you never know, Like their eagles are so bad,
they might just be like, you know what, let's make
this you know what. It's almost like that, remember like
(14:42):
a long time ago, jay Z and Nas had that
beef and it almost was like really a fake beef.
It wasn't even real beef. It was like they made
up the beef just for the hype. Like maybe this
is maybe it's but let me just say building up
to that, Kanye's new stuff should never be played against anyone.
So it's got to be like old kind against all
of Drake. So Kanye, you're gonna lose right exactly. Can
(15:04):
I tell you. I tried walking around the track one
day and I said, okay, let me let me switch
up from my certified LoVa Bull and let me put
on Donda and let me see. And I was like who,
And I was like next, and then it was more.
I was like, Okay, I can't do these. I cannot
do this three thousand songs like this, So this, this
(15:26):
is what I do appreciate. So did he? Somebody said
that did he and Jay Jermaine Dupries should do it
versus right, so and like all the hits that they
like produced exactly, so that that's actually kind of like
a good matchup. But but Sean paffy Comb said that
Jermaine dupri your arms are too short to box with God.
(15:47):
Did those words come out? That's a quote? That's a quote. Yeah,
that is a quote. Your arms are too short to
box with God. Now, I don't I don't know whether
he's referring to Jermaine's actual arms or if he's referring
to the fact that his stack of music cannot compare.
I'm not sure either way. That should not have come
out Puffy's mouth. That is some shade maybe and maybe
(16:14):
um did he wants to be shady and be a
part of reasonably shady because he might get the shady
moment of a week. Because that was good. I actually
wrote that down. I might use that at the reunion.
You know what I'm saying, too short to box. It's
too short now. That was funny. Okay. So last one,
not least, was the actual verses that did happen the
other day between John Room and we're not talking about
(16:37):
it because we're really interested in all this music. However,
we're talking about it because Fat Joe he decided to
get up on that microphone and he said, as music
was playing, okay, we got it. We got to reenact
because the music is playing. And Ja Rue was like
mad because remy Ma had come out and killed it,
and he was like and then so he made a
(16:57):
comment and if Fat Joe was like, man, you got
them dusty bitches in the back, and he was referring
to a little mo and Vita via yes, and then
he said, you found him in the crack house. You
found him dusty bitches in the crack crack and they
need they need to check. That's why my he said,
my bitches is rich they don't need this, like he went.
He went full throttle, like he went and explained dusty bitches, right,
(17:21):
exactly right, you're a dusty bitch because you're in the
crack house and you need money. Like okay, now, I
never I always appreciate a good shape moment. But he
went to phar no, no, no, that was ridiculous. First
of all, that's embarrassing, like that's that, like why why?
And then he's like literally literally humiliating them because they
were there. Like I was thinking when I heard about it,
(17:41):
I was thinking like, Okay, they weren't there, and then
I saw like, oh no, they were actually really there. Yes, yes,
and then so all of it. So now he's apologizing
and I'm sorry, Like that apology would never fly with me,
Like okay, you know this, this little fake apology, you
can keep it and keep him more he can apologize,
would bends like just just send him some right, send
(18:01):
him like a diamond bracelet or something. But you know
that was that's horrible that it's not cool. It wasn't necessary.
You just wasn't necessary. And especially you know like little Mo,
I know she had struggles with like oh I think
it's like opioid addiction. So it's like and very recently,
and it's like, wow, like you're literally kicking a woman
when she's when she was, you know not I mean
(18:24):
hopefully she's not still down, but like that is like that,
I don't know. That just was horrible. It was very
bad and bad. Joe, You're wrong for that. But I
do want to admit I don't I don't know what
a vida is. I've never heard of a vida she
was either. So I was like, well, it's there's not
think to this, but I'm just so who was a vida?
Just explained to me what vida is? Yeah, I didn't
know who she was either. Okay, do we know now?
(18:46):
We still don't know? That's fine, I still I don't know.
Maybe she was like a background singer or something. But
I mean, like, clearly we know who little Mo is
and she was on a ton of hits for job
rules so or with job rules or whatever. And that's
how homegirl, Like, you're not gonna talk about Mo now, Vita,
we can't vouch with you because we don't know who
you are and you're not a dusty bitch but you
but it's just leaving it. So can you imagine, like,
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imagine if somebody says that and you're like in the building,
like how do you even like? What? Yes? All right,
so we do. Before we get too far into this episode,
we do have to give so much love to Charlemagne
vot Goal because he's now going to be late night,
so he's definitely ruling the morning hours with the Breakfast Club.
(19:30):
So he's now going to be on Comedy Central late night.
And the show is called the show was called I
know what it's called. The show was called um, the
God's Honest Truth, Okay. And the reason why I remembered it,
I didn't even have to look it up, y'all. It's
because I love that that net that title, The God's
on his Truth. That's amazing. So it's gonna be a
comedic take on like what's happening in the world, I
(19:53):
think yes. So is it okay? So is it like
a late night show with guests or is it just him?
I don't like when we say comedic. To be honest,
I don't put Charlemagne in comedy together. He's a little funny,
you think so, or maybe there'll be funny people coming
to the show. I don't know either way, or I
think his view might be a funny view of what's
(20:15):
happening that's serious, right. Either way, I'm here for it.
I want to see it. I mean, you know, I
love I love late night TV. I don't know so
I think you're gonna have the tv R that I'm
gonna be sleeping, but I'm gonna watch it during the day, um,
from like eleven to two when the children are at school. Now,
I am in love and I know we are very
happy getting back to our brival world that The Real
(20:38):
Housewives of Salt Like City is back on. I'm gonna
be honest, I did not see the first couple of episodes,
but I want to binge it. But I'm so super
excited about the season. These ladies are crazy. They for
it to be their second season. They know what they're doing. Yes,
they're They're a great cast. And it's so funny because
it's kind of like you look at Erica Jane on
(21:00):
Beverly Hills and well, I'm sorry Erica Girardi and Beverly
Hills and how she's handling her public you know, issues,
legal issues versus Jen Show on Salt Lake City and
how she appears to be handling her legal issues. And
it's like so interesting because it seems like totally two
(21:21):
totally different reactions to it. And Jen shot from what
we know from reading the blogs and you know, just
reports like she's literally facing federal jail time huge, where
Eric is not facing any jail time. So like, but
Jen from what it looks like, you know, from what
you can see on the show and the trailer, and
it's like she's like addressing it full on. She's screaming
(21:41):
at people, and you know she is the same gen
show jail. I don't know, like she's like really talking
about it, where I feel like Erica is very guarded,
guarded and filtered and very careful about what she says,
very deliberate, um so, and and you know, it's so
funny to see how everyone has a different take on
(22:03):
Erica and is she lying, is she telling the truth?
You know, every episode I watched, I'm like, I have
a different view from the last time I watched an episode, really,
you know what I mean, Like if it flip flops
every time, I don't know where I am now. I
just okay, my take is she's human. Number one, Yes,
number two. I think she was so used to like,
I think this is like the most the hardest thing
(22:26):
that she's ever had to face, and it's probably very humiliating,
very embarrassing, and she has to face this while filming
and having to talk about it and having to talk
about it over and over and over again. And I
think when it's something that's like that serious, that's stressful,
that bad, like you don't want to talk about it
hell now. So I just think we're getting like the
(22:48):
best that she can do in this situation. And she
kind of she's, you know, I think in most of
yours as she's not handling it the best way but
at all. But I think you gotta put yourself in
her shoe and not really I don't know, like just
not really be as harsh on her because I could
(23:09):
not imagine being in her position and having to film
a reality show and talk about that mess. LOLd time Lord,
Welcome to our lives, um and speaking of our lives,
we're very excited to announce coming up very soon because
you guys have asked us over and over again do
we have reasonably shady merch? And we do. It's okay,
So it's you can't buy it today, but you're gonna
(23:30):
be able to buy it in about five more minutes. Yes,
be stay tuned. We've got some We're starting slow. We
want to see the response. Um, we're not you know,
we're not gonna have a whole bunch. It's going to
be limited quantities, so make sure you're paying attention. We're
gonna have some very cute, very warm hoodies, black hoodies
ready for you very soon. Yes. And it's it's about
(23:51):
to get cold, so a hoodie is what you need. Yes,
I love a hoodie. And when it's not cold, like
you know, when you're in the house with the a
c like, I love a hoodie. Yes. Okay, So we
it's time to get to like what this episode is about. Okay.
So we realized that in relationships it's all kinds of
crazy and a lot of times you're fighting about nonsense. Okay.
And you know, I've been in several relationships. I remember
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one in particular, this guy Okay, fine, he was a preacher, Okay, fine,
it was Jamal and he you know, with him preaching,
he his clothes would sweat, and so he would just
like take his clothes off and just like throw it
in the corner here, like this bag of like stinky clothes,
and then like after some time it would get like festering,
(24:35):
permeating through the home of like stinkiness, and he what
he would want to do is he would want to control,
making sure that he didn't wear clothes over and over again,
because he was like trying to control his wardrobe. But
I didn't want to clean him. So he was waiting
to take them to the cleaners until for like three weeks.
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So I'm like, negro, Can I say, Negro, sure, okay, nigger,
you have a stack of stinky ass clothes in this
corner right here, and look, I know, because he felt
like if the clothes were cleaned and back into the house,
he might repeat. He didn't want to repeat too quickly,
so this was his way of not repeating. I don't
give a ship it stinks. It was. It was bad
(25:19):
because it was just like sweaty Okay, yeah, okay, I
mean I can I can picture that because remember talked
about one bringing home his player's clothes. Yes, yes, it
was horrible. So I would like sneak and take the
clothes to the cleaners, and he would get so mad
as an argument everything. It was really bad. It was
really bad. Okay. That and he hates Mexican food. Okay,
(25:39):
we've talked about that before, yes, and and okay, and
then one more what was one more that we were
Oh okay, so we would have several cars, okay. So
he had an aversion to like going to the gas station. Okay,
so he would like drive one car until there was
like no gas. Oh my god. Instead of going to
(26:00):
the gas station, he would just getting to the other car.
So I would be laughing with some non gas car
gas do eat? Oh my god, negro can negro? All
the cars have no gas in it. We don't eat
because you refused to go to the gas stage. Oh
my gosh, Oh my gosh. This is why we're divorced. Yes,
this is why that was dropping me crazy. That would
drive me crazy. That would drive me crazy. So you
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have to go pump the gas all the time. Yeah, okay,
So that that was an issue. Okay. And and by
the way, this uh, this episode is called stop Fighting,
Stop Fighting because we put it out there for you
guys to let us know, like with the silly nonsense
that y'all fight over, and y'all came back with it.
But do you have any you want to you want
to talk, you want to tell the world. So I
(26:44):
I feel like we should have named this episode pick
your Battles. Okay, yes, we're changing the name right now.
It's now called pick your goddamn Battles. Pick your battles people,
because I feel like when you're in relationships and you're
with someone for a long time, you have to choose
to pick your battles. You know, like certain things, it's like, okay,
this is not going to change, let me just do it.
So it's like, um, well, okay a few things. One
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likes to take cash out of my wallet because he
doesn't want to go to the A T M. And
I'm like, okay, I didn't think you're gonna say that
that it's funny to me. So he's like a little
kid stealing your money. Okay. He's literally taking cash for
a while. And then when I go to my wallet
and I'm like I'm missing cash, and he's like you
(27:32):
blaming me, Yes, I'm blaming you. You took the cash
out of my wallet. Because he plays the video game.
He goes and plays video games with his buddy and
they bet and they have to, and so he doesn't
want to stop and go to the A t M.
I'm like, well, I choose to go to the A
t M so that I can have cash in my wallet. No,
go go you stopped at the A t M and
(27:53):
get cash. It's like, it's late. I don't want to
be rapped. I'm like, I don't. You're a man. I
don't care. It's your fault. I mean, yes, we have that. Yes,
that's that's huge, as annoying as hell. I mean, girl,
I could I could go on and on and on um,
but I just choose to pick my battles like that battles. Okay,
(28:14):
So you guys came back with some all kinds of
some stuff. Okay, so a lot of you said that
you all fight over parenting styles, and that's actually a
huge thing. Yeah, that's not a small issue. So yeah,
you gotta work. And it's hard because even why don't
I have that issue because I'm like, I'm like the cool,
(28:37):
fun parent, but I'm still like my kids know, like
don't play with me. But one is like the stick
in the mud parents, right ah, And so like he
might say something to the kids and in front of
the kids, I'd be like why, like why are you
saying that right? And then he'll get so mad at
me for going against him in front of the kids,
(29:00):
do you know what I mean? So I feel like
maybe a lot of the issues that, you know, the
differences in parenting styles, like just try to handle them
behind closed doors, because when you do it in front
of the kids, it just, you know, it makes the
other parents defensive. And then the kids are sitting there
watching their parents arguing and it's like that's not good.
So so yeah, so parenting style is definitely that that's
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I feel like that's something you gotta talk about before
you start having these kids. My my parents, you know,
Jamana co parent very well because my parents and he
just cos he just comes a lot of y'all said
(29:42):
that y'all are fighting about where to eat. Okay, so
this is double trouble. Okay, So y'are hungry and y'all
can't decide what to eat. My god, you know. But
so for me, I get frustrated when I'm like, Okay,
what do you want to eat for dinner? And it's
like oh no, And I'm like, oh my gosh, Like
I get so sick of feeding people. So you're lucky
(30:02):
you don't have to do with feeding another grown man.
But like I'm like, damn it, help me here, Like,
at least tell me what you want to eat, right,
and then when we fix, when we figure out something
to eat, then you're gonna complain, like you know what
I mean, Like what do you yes? Or you could
have hooked it right? How about you ask me what
I want to eat that I'm with you on that. Hey,
(30:25):
you gotta pick and choose your battles. Now, this person,
Keenan Dash, I mean Keenan Dot, Elijah said, the constant
discussion of their AX. Now, I just want to tell
you a little something something. If she constantly talking about
the X, she's having sex with the X gang or
she's trying to have sex with the X, she should
(30:47):
not be talking about the X. So that's actually not
something silly to silly. That's not a silly thing that
you're fighting over. That's a real thing. You got issues, bro.
I would say, um, yeah, that's not good. We don't
want that now, Okay. So, uh, sind Pie, please send
pay please. That's the name of the person, Send pay please. Okay,
says his ass hanging out with the wrong people. Now.
(31:11):
I don't know how old he is, but let me
tell you something. I used to deal with that with
one and I would tell him, show me your friends,
and I'll show you your future. Not robbing with the
Grandma quote. That's the quote from like the Mabel like quote.
But it's so true. But and he honestly, you know,
this is when he was when he was younger. And
(31:34):
it takes a little bit of maturing and growing up
for men to be like, you know what you were, right.
So I feel like sometimes like just try to, you know,
you want to still kind of let them know, like, Okay,
you need to be careful, you don't want to you know,
fall dude, fall into bad things, blah blah blah. But
just hope that he'll mature and grow out of that,
(31:56):
because right. Okay, So Cassie Devon, Cassie Devon, let me
shake something your girl left my own heart because you
said he's snoring. Okay, so let me tell you something
about Gazelle. Gazelle likes to sleep. It's very important to me.
So when you are bothering my sleep, I have a problem. Okay,
So that sherman used to snore, really loud, like loud
(32:19):
loud to point where I would like wake him up,
because I heard that if you wake them up and
then like put them on aside, then they'll kind of stop.
I don't know if that's true, but I would wake
his ass up all the time and he'd be like,
what what, what's the problem. The problem is I can't
sleep because your ass's snoring so loud. So one day
I recorded it. I recorded how loud he was, so
(32:40):
then like the next day, I was like, let me
tell you why I can't sleep. He was like, what's
the problem? And I pleased. I pressed play and I
made him listen to it, and it sounded like a
train was cominant. It was horrible. He's like, just that
you lying, Stop lying. This ain't me, Yes it is,
You're ridiculous. Oh my gosh. Yeah, you know it's so
funny lately one who's been snoring loud and I'll just
like push him really hard. But he doesn't remember that
(33:03):
that happens like in the Can I tell you a
funny story about me? One told me that I would
sink in my sleep? What what are you singing? What
was I singing? No? I think it might have been
like Whitney Houston or something like. He literally was like
(33:24):
he couldn't pull his phone out fast enough to like
record me, but he was like robbing. It was the
funniest thing. Like I was literally singing and like holding
a note. What let us find out? You need to
record you, but you gotta go to sleep first. So
you know, there's apps that like kim will record you
throughout the night, right, so it's like, you know, I
can like tell you like I don't know whatever is
(33:46):
going on. I used it one time and I was
like it was just so creepy to me. It was
like scary, So I didn't like. I used it one
time and I was like, I don't think I want
to know like what I'm saying at night or like
you know, so, yeah, that's creepy. But maybe you'll catch
myself singing one time if I do. Yes, let's see,
So this one's funny. Watching too much Real Housewives of Potomac.
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Yeah who said that? Who said that? Um? Nas Kate Bailey,
nas Ka Bailey? We like you, Naskay Bailey. And yes,
if you have to fight with your boot over watching
our hop, go ahead on and just take that fight
that's a fight you're gonna have to take. I know
you might have to like hide and watch it though,
you know, yes, because I'll be honest. So in my house,
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I'm outnumbered. And when the show is on, you know,
we're supposed to be you know, watching it or tweeting
or whatever. Usually there's like a football game or a
basketball game or something else on in my house during
that time, because you gotta go somewhere else. Yeah, I
might have to go like hide. But if I try
to hide, they come find me. That's the crazy part.
It's like I try to go hide for my privacy
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and then they come find me. What you're doing. It's
Sunday at eight o'clock, you know what I'm doing? Okay,
So Sadie Bird five one said then wanting to be
friends with an X it's a note for me, Okay.
Everything that y'all send us us EX related. Yeah, that's
that's a red flag. Well, that's a red flag that
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should be in that relationship, right, because something's going on
that's a little creepy. Yeah, they're an EX for a reason.
They should be an X for a reason, and you
should should you should be done with them, Like no,
I wouldn't be comfortable with that. No, I don't want that. Um,
I'm gonna assume that this is Florida girl in the
Cleveland Okay, his teenage kids not picking up after themselves. Yes,
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that would drive me crazy that I would go like insane.
It's like the stinky clothes. Yeah, it's like the stinky clothes.
But I could imagine like if they're his, if there's
someone else's kids and they're not your kids, it's even worse.
Like I hate to say it, but I can imagine
just being so annoyed that and then and then it
becomes a fight, and then it's like, oh, you're just mad.
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Stop streating my kids like that. And Okay, this is
potential you stylists, okay. Also known as wand Dixon. This
is Wan Dixon's handle because it says timing. She is
always late, very annoying. Okay, fine, it's not why. It's
not why I talk about Rob. Sometimes I'm late because
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of him most of the time because he's making me late. Oh,
because he's playing damn video game. Like if we have
somewhere to be together, he's playing a damn video game
and can't and won't get dressed, you know soon enough. Yes,
he makes me late, so we're it's like we don't
we don't help each other in that area, right, But
but I can't say that being if one person is
like always late in a relationship, that's like a deal
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breaker for you. Well no, not for me, but I
feel like about in our friendship. Well, we're not sleeping together,
so it's okay, but if you're late getting to the
bedroom for me to sleep with you, it's a problem.
It's a problem. It's rob you sleep, you sleep. Um Sawyer,
the hair Slayer says he hates that I have so
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many clothes and continue to buy more. He will learn. Look,
he's that that he's just had to pick his battles
and that's not one of them. Because so you're the
hair slayer is going to continue to buy clothes. It's
so funny. The other day, I know I'm not the
only one, like I have to like hide my packages,
do you so you you still do that? I still
do that. The other day he called me and he
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was like, you bought a Versachi bathing suit. I mean
actually she did, and she wore in Miami. It was
very nice. I was like, he's like I bathe the suit,
and you get on me about not spending money, and
I'm like, okay, said, but I worked hard in these
streets like Versaci. Oh my god, I have to hide
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my stuff. I was like, damn it. I didn't know.
And it's funny because I had left my stuff on
the bed. Huh. And I didn't know he was coming home.
If I knew he was coming home, it would have
that ship would have been packed up. Son, So did
you did he open the box or was it already opened?
It was so the box was like open, like let
like he had to kind of like lift stuff up
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in the box to see what was it. Yes, but
the box was already like opened. Okay, okay, okay. So
it wasn't being that nosy, but he was still, yeah,
you might have to hide. He was hating. Okay. So
somebody said, hold on, I'm trying to figure out who
you are. You are, Felicia. I feel like I know
this person, She said his mother. Okay, so when you
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pick it and choosing your battles, miss Felicia, you just
let you gotta let it go. His mother ain't going nowhere. Nowhere,
she's going. She's actually going to move in next week, Okay,
and you don't you don't want that constant fight, like
and it's like you don't want horrible thanksgivings, horrible Christmas.
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Is you gotta let it go. It is what it is.
Let go and guess what, You're probably not gonna win
that one. Yeah, you know, because who looks like the
asshole you? Yes, unfortunately, I'm sure his mother is horrible.
She's like they were so annoying, like in your business,
trying to tell you what to do. Let it go,
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let it go, and like, don't try to like if
y'all have kids, and like you don't really want your
kids with her because you're mad at her. Yeah, don't
do that either. Okay, fine, maybe I did that, Okay, whatever,
I lost that. What's that if you have kids, if y'all,
if the two if you and your man have kids
and you hate his mother and she's trying to spend
some time with her and the mama trying to spend
time with grandkids, but you hate her. Yeah, don't you
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gotta let it go? You just gotta just woo sah
and drink like several shots and just let it go. Yeah.
I think you're speaking from I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, but a lot of people said, like
cleaning chores guys, like y'all, y'all just need to hire
a maid. What are y'all doing, Like, y'all get got
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to get somebody else to clean these dude, like the
menial things that you'll fight over. No, that's true. And honestly,
it's like the amount of money you spent on cleaning people,
it's like it's so worth it. It is so word
that I remember when I was broke, okay, like when
we just you know, I had to scale everything back.
That was one thing that was like the last thing
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I let go, the cleaning people. I was like, you
can have my Louis Vuitton, you can have my BMWC series,
you can chake that Maserati. But listen, if my clean
lady has been with me since before I got married, right,
and I have said, like com and go, boyfriend's come
and go, but my cleaning lady will be with me.
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And my cleaning people have been with us. They were
they were there with us before we got before we
got married, and then they saw us get divorced. And
then I remember, Enrique want was we were divorced or
going through something and they were cleaning and wanted something
like Enrique had to come in to me like, is
everything okay? You're okay? I'm like, oh, you're like every
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k as we're going through every k and I can
only imagine the amount of ship that the cleaning people see. Yes,
you know, my lady's gaming me forever. She was way more.
But now, mind you. We don't speak. Okay, that's that's wrong.
That's true. You don't converse. We don't have like conversations
about like how the kids, none of that. She just
you know, handles her business. And it was so funny.
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A hundred years ago she came to me and she
was like, she said, I went to tell you. I'm
so excited. I said what She was like, I got
to my visa. I said what God, damn, I didn't know.
You didn't no clue. So I was like, okay, thank guy,
we are legal. You don't have to worry about Yes,
I see, I like what it is. That's what she
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is legal now. I didn't know she wasn't. Sometimes it's
good we you don't know things. But I love her
and she ain't letting her go, all right, how about
this one having sex? He's eight years older than me,
and he's always tired. It's so annoying. He's eight years older,
he's always tired, so they gotta do it like in
the morning when he wakes up. Or what do you
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mean like sleepy tired or you mean like out of
breath tired. He's probably both. He's probably both just eight
years older. I mean, I think sleepy tired. But then okay,
so but this is the this is in the reverse.
So I was dating this guy who was like ten
years younger than me. Oh my gosh, listen, I didn't
have enough stand about stand I didn't I didn't take
my wheaties. I was like, dude, like, okay, first of all,
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a good twenty eight minutes is good for me. But
he like it would be like our I'm like, you know,
that's no. I will never forget. I'm the worst, absolute worst.
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There was one dude and this was not the young kid,
and I shouldn't be sharing this, but I'm gonna sare
this because we're getting towards the end of this, uh
this episode. So there was this one dude and he
was like, I'm very fit okay, And it was going
on way too long, right, and I just was like,
oh my god, I cannot Somehow we ended up on
the floor, right. Guess what. I left his ass there?
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I got up in the middle of the whole thing
and I literally put my clothes on the left. I
was like, dude, I gotta go. Oh my god. I
was like what I was like, I'm out? Oh my god.
I was like, and then did you continue? Like did
you see him again? After that? I've not done that
with him again? And that was probably why the pandemic.
But I just was like, I can't do this. I'm
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not fit for this. But guess what I wanted to
go find. We were in a hotel. I wanted to
go find another girl in the lobby and send her
up because he was clearly not done. And I was, okay,
now are they like, you know, climaxing and then they
just want to go again? Or they just like so
the young dude would he would guess it would be
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like ten is in a row and I'm like, dude,
who's got time for this? Because I'm done. I want
to go to sleep. I got three years. This was
a mess. But the other one no he was just
ready to go, and I was like wow, And I
didn't even feel bad that I left his ass on
the floor for a hard one on those floors. I
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don't know how he ended up on the floor. This
is terrible anyway, guys, that is our show today. As UM.
We have picked and choosed our battles, picked and chosen
our battles. Um, we do appreciate the fact that you
continue to listen to us every Monday. Reasonably Shady is
what we are. I'm shady, she's reasonable. Sometimes sometimes I'm like,
(44:31):
I can't. I can't even y'all, I'm done here. I can't.
So don't ever forget that throughout the course of your week.
Just find a little reasonable and find a little shady.
We love y'all so much. Next week. Reasonably Shady is
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