September 2, 2021 • 7 mins
Reasonably Shady listeners share some of their most shallow reasons for ending a relationship.
Clipped from Episode 15: "I'm Shallow & I Hate My Ex!"
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
We put out a question on to you guys are listeners,
and y'all answered, and, oh my gosh, y'all are funny.
I mean, y'all think me and Robbing a funny. No,
y'all are funny. Okay, And the question was and then
the title of this episode is I'm shallow and I
hate my ex. Okay, because and the reason why that's
the title is because of the responses that y'all have given. Okay,
(00:29):
y'all are hilarious. The question that we asked you guys
was give us shallow reasons why you broke up with
your ex. Yes, I would get a kick out of
reading these, like so funny? Alright, alright, so Robert, what
you got first? Okay, this one is hilarious. High ladies.
This is from will Marie. Hi ladies, love you and
(00:50):
the pod. This is my shallow reason why I broke
up with him. He wore tidy whitey. I don't even
let my kids wear tidy whities. Okay, any more tidy whities.
That's it. It may be shallow, but I could not
get past it. He looked like a damn toddler. I
(01:12):
can't date a grown man who wore those okay, but
a part of me feels like, why didn't you just
tell him that these are inappropriate for a grown man?
Because I like, okay, I'm sorry. I think that's that's
like the shallow part. It's like, you know what, this
is horrible, and the fact that you even chose to
war these speaks mountains about your like who you are,
(01:33):
like your corny and you're a loser, Like there's no
way I'm even having this conversation with you. And what
if he like debated her on that was like, well,
it picks my balls feel good, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh,
but I need to I need to hold my penis
in really tight, like you know what I mean, I
need ball support, she said, right, she said we were,
she said, by the way, we were in our twenties.
I'm thirty now and still think about that first time
(01:55):
I saw those on him. Men out there, please, this
is a message to you, man. Yeahs, do not wear
tidy whiteis unless you were in your eighties, not even
it's just my phone, not even then, not even then,
Why are you wearing anything? And your eighties Your balls
need to like be free, right, so you wouldn't wear it.
Then I feel like when you're eight eighties you might
(02:16):
need to just hold some stuff in, you know. But like, yes,
I feel you on that girl, m I feel you too, Okay,
I got one, all right. So this is from Jordan's Crosby. Okay,
so she said, shallow reason why I broke up with
him was because he ate garlic wings and came to
(02:37):
bed without showering. It was seeping from his pores and
he smelled repulsive. Okay, Okay, now that is shallow. If
you didn't know, now you know, because ibb, you couldn't
(03:00):
you just tell him to go take a shower or like,
but if it's I if he ate the garden, the
shower is not going to get rid of the garlic
that's steeping through his pores. No, it's not like it's
not it's just like, damn, he just had too much
garlic and asked him, you know, to not do that again.
Right right? What? Oh, oh my gosh. Emily said, I
(03:23):
broke up with a guy because he wore white socks
and black pants, y'all? Not okay? He was Michael Jackson?
Is that? Yes? No, Michael Jackson, do he wear whites? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
so secretly Emily was dating Michael Jackson. So I actually
hate I don't like white socks, like athletic socks, and
(03:45):
it does annoy me when one wears them, right, but
and I like ankle socks and one we're like the
ones like up to his like calf, just like like
stop wearing that. But I'm not going to break up
with him because of that, of course, not because you'll
have two children together. Okay, So ginger A Seagal said
her shallow reason for breaking up with him was he
(04:06):
drooled on my straight hair during a makeout session and
made a section wet and curl. Now that would kiss
me to hell off, do you know how hard? So
I watched, I watch. That's not shallow, that is real
in the fields ruled first of all, why are you drooling?
Why are you drooling? And then you're drawling all my
(04:28):
freaking hair, messing up my hair? Oh my god, Yeah no,
that's not shallow. That was a good reason to break
up with his ass. Oh my god. Okay, shallow, Sandy says,
I love you guys on rhop and your podcast. I
appreciate all the laughs you provide. People look at me
like I'm crazy. When I'm walking down the street with
air pods in love it, people just like walking in
(04:52):
and laughing. That's awesome. She says. I dated a guy
who was a football player, and he was fairly built
and liked to wear fitted athletic shirts unfo only he
was Greek and very hairy. His arms look like a
sweater and then he wore those stupid fittish shirts. I
couldn't stand it. I broke up with him because he
was too hairy. Yeah. That see, I would like, how
(05:14):
do you even get to the point where you're breaking up?
Like how do you even like start dating that? I
don't you know what I mean? Like, but and then
it's like, okay, I wonder if by now if he
has figured out he needs to wax that he needs
to wax his head. Yes, Harry's sweater arms, yes, okay,
So Mark Sachet, he's gay and he talks about his
(05:35):
ex boyfriend. Okay, so he said. So I had an
ex boyfriend who was lovely. He didn't have bad teeth.
They were white now, but like they looked a little
baby or cute, like they weren't crooked, but they were
a little too spaced out. I couldn't get past. Oh
(05:58):
my god, couldn't passed. It, couldn't get past. But the
funny thing, like y'all really give people a chance. I
think it's like, okay, if you mark when you saw
him I had the baby or cateeth right, like why
did you If you didn't like it, then why was it?
Because he was a nice guy? Like a lot of
times it's like, oh, he's a nice guy. I'm gonna
(06:19):
give him a chance. But I feel like if it's
something you just it's bothering, Like why do you even
like go down the road of why do you entertain it?
Because I mean, you know, people want to feel like
they're not that shallow. That's a good point, that's a
good point. But I feel like he could have also
suggested that the guy get bracist. But then that's kind
of mean, right, that's kind of mean. Right now, I've
(06:40):
had this problem and I you know, this is this,
this is the shallow with me because I kept him
around for a long time. And this is the reason
why Jimmy Old said I broke up with him because
we had nothing in common, but dated him because his
dick was perfect. I can I can say, yeah, I
fell victim to that. It probably happens all times. Yes,
(07:07):
it's perfect, Pennis. Yeah, we hope you enjoyed that reasonably
Shady highlight. You can catch the full episode on the
I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get
your favorite shows and we want to hear from you,
(07:28):
Get in touch with us on social media at reasonably
Shady or send us an email at What's Up at
reasonably shady dot com. See you next time,
We put out a question on to you guys are listeners,
and y'all answered, and, oh my gosh, y'all are funny.
I mean, y'all think me and Robbing a funny. No,
y'all are funny. Okay, And the question was and then
the title of this episode is I'm shallow and I
hate my ex. Okay, because and the reason why that's
the title is because of the responses that y'all have given. Okay,
(00:29):
y'all are hilarious. The question that we asked you guys
was give us shallow reasons why you broke up with
your ex. Yes, I would get a kick out of
reading these, like so funny? Alright, alright, so Robert, what
you got first? Okay, this one is hilarious. High ladies.
This is from will Marie. Hi ladies, love you and
(00:50):
the pod. This is my shallow reason why I broke
up with him. He wore tidy whitey. I don't even
let my kids wear tidy whities. Okay, any more tidy whities.
That's it. It may be shallow, but I could not
get past it. He looked like a damn toddler. I
(01:12):
can't date a grown man who wore those okay, but
a part of me feels like, why didn't you just
tell him that these are inappropriate for a grown man?
Because I like, okay, I'm sorry. I think that's that's
like the shallow part. It's like, you know what, this
is horrible, and the fact that you even chose to
war these speaks mountains about your like who you are,
(01:33):
like your corny and you're a loser, Like there's no
way I'm even having this conversation with you. And what
if he like debated her on that was like, well,
it picks my balls feel good, you know what I'm saying, Like, oh,
but I need to I need to hold my penis
in really tight, like you know what I mean, I
need ball support, she said, right, she said we were,
she said, by the way, we were in our twenties.
I'm thirty now and still think about that first time
(01:55):
I saw those on him. Men out there, please, this
is a message to you, man. Yeahs, do not wear
tidy whiteis unless you were in your eighties, not even
it's just my phone, not even then, not even then,
Why are you wearing anything? And your eighties Your balls
need to like be free, right, so you wouldn't wear it.
Then I feel like when you're eight eighties you might
(02:16):
need to just hold some stuff in, you know. But like, yes,
I feel you on that girl, m I feel you too, Okay,
I got one, all right. So this is from Jordan's Crosby. Okay,
so she said, shallow reason why I broke up with
him was because he ate garlic wings and came to
(02:37):
bed without showering. It was seeping from his pores and
he smelled repulsive. Okay, Okay, now that is shallow. If
you didn't know, now you know, because ibb, you couldn't
(03:00):
you just tell him to go take a shower or like,
but if it's I if he ate the garden, the
shower is not going to get rid of the garlic
that's steeping through his pores. No, it's not like it's
not it's just like, damn, he just had too much
garlic and asked him, you know, to not do that again.
Right right? What? Oh, oh my gosh. Emily said, I
(03:23):
broke up with a guy because he wore white socks
and black pants, y'all? Not okay? He was Michael Jackson?
Is that? Yes? No, Michael Jackson, do he wear whites? Yes? Yes, yes, yes,
so secretly Emily was dating Michael Jackson. So I actually
hate I don't like white socks, like athletic socks, and
(03:45):
it does annoy me when one wears them, right, but
and I like ankle socks and one we're like the
ones like up to his like calf, just like like
stop wearing that. But I'm not going to break up
with him because of that, of course, not because you'll
have two children together. Okay, So ginger A Seagal said
her shallow reason for breaking up with him was he
(04:06):
drooled on my straight hair during a makeout session and
made a section wet and curl. Now that would kiss
me to hell off, do you know how hard? So
I watched, I watch. That's not shallow, that is real
in the fields ruled first of all, why are you drooling?
Why are you drooling? And then you're drawling all my
(04:28):
freaking hair, messing up my hair? Oh my god, Yeah no,
that's not shallow. That was a good reason to break
up with his ass. Oh my god. Okay, shallow, Sandy says,
I love you guys on rhop and your podcast. I
appreciate all the laughs you provide. People look at me
like I'm crazy. When I'm walking down the street with
air pods in love it, people just like walking in
(04:52):
and laughing. That's awesome. She says. I dated a guy
who was a football player, and he was fairly built
and liked to wear fitted athletic shirts unfo only he
was Greek and very hairy. His arms look like a
sweater and then he wore those stupid fittish shirts. I
couldn't stand it. I broke up with him because he
was too hairy. Yeah. That see, I would like, how
(05:14):
do you even get to the point where you're breaking up?
Like how do you even like start dating that? I
don't you know what I mean? Like, but and then
it's like, okay, I wonder if by now if he
has figured out he needs to wax that he needs
to wax his head. Yes, Harry's sweater arms, yes, okay,
So Mark Sachet, he's gay and he talks about his
(05:35):
ex boyfriend. Okay, so he said. So I had an
ex boyfriend who was lovely. He didn't have bad teeth.
They were white now, but like they looked a little
baby or cute, like they weren't crooked, but they were
a little too spaced out. I couldn't get past. Oh
(05:58):
my god, couldn't passed. It, couldn't get past. But the
funny thing, like y'all really give people a chance. I
think it's like, okay, if you mark when you saw
him I had the baby or cateeth right, like why
did you If you didn't like it, then why was it?
Because he was a nice guy? Like a lot of
times it's like, oh, he's a nice guy. I'm gonna
(06:19):
give him a chance. But I feel like if it's
something you just it's bothering, Like why do you even
like go down the road of why do you entertain it?
Because I mean, you know, people want to feel like
they're not that shallow. That's a good point, that's a
good point. But I feel like he could have also
suggested that the guy get bracist. But then that's kind
of mean, right, that's kind of mean. Right now, I've
(06:40):
had this problem and I you know, this is this,
this is the shallow with me because I kept him
around for a long time. And this is the reason
why Jimmy Old said I broke up with him because
we had nothing in common, but dated him because his
dick was perfect. I can I can say, yeah, I
fell victim to that. It probably happens all times. Yes,
(07:07):
it's perfect, Pennis. Yeah, we hope you enjoyed that reasonably
Shady highlight. You can catch the full episode on the
I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get
your favorite shows and we want to hear from you,
(07:28):
Get in touch with us on social media at reasonably
Shady or send us an email at What's Up at
reasonably shady dot com. See you next time,
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