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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Welcome to reasonably shady mail bagooooing. Okay, I want to
tell them that to ching chanting like male like like
like what like like when you have you know, back
in the day that sounds like a casino or you're
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thinking no, like on your phone, like, oh you've got mail. Okay, okay,
never never mind, never mind. Okay, this is our mail bag.
This is our mail bag. Yes, okay, we're in our bag.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Letters to read.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, this is from Shelley Barbie. Yeah. So I was
watching Real Housewives on Miami season seven, episode fifteen, and
the ladies went on a cruise and they had an
eighties theme. All the ladies showed a throwback picture of themselves,
all but large to Pippen. Oh really, Oh, Lars's Piper
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showed a pick of her favorite musician instead, which made
me think she looks nothing like how she was born
since she didn't want to show a pic of herself.
That plastic surgery is something else. Did this really happen?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I guess? So. I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
They put up side by sides of her all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
But she doesn't intentionally put as side by side up,
so I guess she probably didn't want to like open
that discussion, right, yeah, so if if she would have
put a throwback picture and you know what, they're being
so shady and we know the producer on that show, yes,
and I know he probably intentionally chose this activity now
that you say that absolutely, yes, as a freaking look. Yes, yeah,
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intentially chose that activity so that Larsa could put a
picture of herself pre surgery. Yeah, and have to answer
very pretty girl, yeah, yes, very pretty pretty woman. Yeah,
I have to answer the questions of why she doesn't
look anything like that person, Like it's not even close,
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Like you can't you put a side by side and
I don't. I mean, I'm not judging, but when you
do put a side by side, there's no resemblance of
the same person.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, and normally you can you can see some resemblance.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, it's like, yeah, most people who have plastic surgery,
it's just you've just they've just been enhanced. Yes, it's
only them, but they just have been a little tight
and a little plumped and enhanced. But I don't I
don't see a resemblance. So so yes, this person whoever
route in that's being shady.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yes, But Larissa for not.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Putting up her picture. She probably didn't want to open
the door to that conversation.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm thinking, okay, this is from Denise hal you Puka Halukah.
I think I said it right. Oh, here's a rap
for the two ladies. Okay, here we go, Robin and Giselle.
These are two queens keeping you happen behind the scene.
One has two boys, the other three girls. Ones into basketball,
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the other one curls. They give you this group about
what's going on. Then they'll slip you a tail or.
It's a con they'll take you to heaven and back
to how these tec they'll take you to heaven and
back to hades. These two queens are reasonably shady. That
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was good. Okay, Okay, I see you were getting you. Yeah,
we're gonna keep We're gonna keep Her're not gonna throw
this one away. We're gonna keep it because this is
gonna be part of the rap. Yes, yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Hurry, I have an email from Brad. All right, Hey Brad,
this is about neighbor drama.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
More neighbor drama.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
We'll got the neighbor drama. Hey, Rob and Giselle. I've
been a huge fan of RCHP since the beginning and
listener of the pod since day one, as well driving
home in traffic and listening to the episode about neighborhood drama.
I can definitely relate, yes, he says. I'm from Australia,
so our relationships with neighbors are pretty important as we
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tend to see a lot of each other. When I
built my home a few years ago, my next door
neighbors were cool. Everything started off great, really easy to
live next door to, and generally pretty nice people. There
were a few things that annoyed me about them, but
I didn't really say anything. After six months, it started
to get too annoying that I have to say something.
Biggest mistake ever. Oh lol. Basically, I had a problem
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with their cat jumping my fence and shitting all through
my garden. That damn cat, It's lucky it is still breathing.
Then I come home from work Monday and I find
cat shit all over my DRIVERA oh god, what the
hell is going on? He? So I checked my security
cameras and I see their son swinging a plastic bag
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around walking it down to the rubbish bin. Obviously, this
plastic bag was full of catshit and glitter, which broke
open and sprayed everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
No, I lost my mind.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yes, this was the beginning of the inn.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Oh, it's over. Lol, it's over, but.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I was committed to payback.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Payback is a bit.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I ring the doorbell ding dong, the mother comes to
the door, and it's instantly aggressive, which makes ME become
aggressive towards her and us gazed, and I tend to
take things to.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
The next level.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Lol. It started off with little things like seeing when
she was hanging her washing out on the closeline would
coincide with me lighting my fire get all that sinety smoke.
Then she decided she was going to plant all of
these rose bushes down the side of her driveway, which
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are scratching my car when I drove up. So in
the dead of the night, Yes, I ventured down the driveway, Yes,
with a container of weed killer and sprayed every last
damn rose bush of her geta. Seeing the roses slowly
die over the next week was funny enough, but seeing
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her try to salvage them was even funnier. She reminded
me of more Titia Adams pruning and putting dead roses
in a Vade's neighbor drama is so real, but it
can sometimes be like a sport where there is no
sport on TV to enjoy. Lol. Anyway, I love listening
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to the pod And if you ever get to Australia,
you have to get down to Melbourne.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh we'll definitely come to Melbourne, so you can't go
on that way or not? Yes, Oh my gosh, I
love that.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I love the tit for dead. I mean yes, she
doesn't know that you killed her roses.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
She I mean she knows now because she listens to.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh my god, that would be so crazy, but.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You killed her rop w. This is crazy, That is funny.
That is comedy. All right. This is from Millied Milliad
Milliad nor Hi. Robin and Giselle two of my favorite
housewives of all time. I've been a super fan of
both of you since the trailer first dropped for RHLP
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season one. Thank you. I can even remember where I
was when I first saw it. I remember on season
one seeing the scene of Robin showing Jizzy her wedding
dress from her first wedding with Wine and the rest
is history. I was a green eyed bandit supporter before
I ask, before I ask, mine, is it reasonable or
shady question. I want to let you know that this
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podcast gets me through periods where my anxiety is through
the roof and I end up listening to the newest
episode like five times before the next one drops. So
thank you for adding the new fan mail episode so
I don't have to wait too long. Oh this is
really good.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yes, well, thank you for listening five times over.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yes, I love that. I love that. Keep the downloads going? Yes,
my is it reasonably? A shady question? Is every birthday
of mine I invite all my friends to one thing,
which typically is dinner and drinks. I have quite a
lot of friends and all our different friendship groups. All
friendships reigns from twenty seven to ten years, and I'm
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thirty three years old, a thirty three year old guy
from the UK. Okay, So every year I tell the
people in the group chat message I make, which is
normally normally around twenty five to thirty people, please do
not worry if you can't come. This is the This
is the text message. Please don't worry if you can't come.
You don't even need to tell me or tell me
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the reason. Just vote in the poll yes or no
if you can come. So I can make the reservation.
Even after explaining all of this to them, people still
message separately. Bear in mind, I make the group chat
setting that only I can send messages with their reasons
why they can't come. Okay, First of all, that is
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very annoying to me, because respectfully, I just need to
know if you can make it or not, so you
just need to vote in the poll. But my main
issue is the ones that can't come and message me
always try to make other plans so that they can
feel okay about missing my main event.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Like to say, like, oh I can't make it, but
let's do lunch. Let me take you out to lunch
next week. I see.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I think it is seriously shady that every year I
have to make five to seven different plans in the
run up to my birthday to satisfy the people that
can't make it to the one and only event I
want to pa. I get that, Oh, I get that.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, Like you just want to do it one time
and that's it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Please let me know your thoughts. Am I being reasonable
or shady? P I am in airies like Robin April eighteenth,
so I'm already thinking about what I can plan for
next year to avoid having to make one hundred plans
instead of just the one and only night.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
If you have.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Any suggestions, please let me know. Ps please come to
the UK.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Right, Okay, I respect that. Wooh, I appreciate it me too, Yes,
because you.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Want your birthday Well, first of all, is it reasonably
reasonable or shady what the people are doing. I think
it's shady.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I think it's shady, but I think they're doing it
out of like guilt, because they're like, oh I feel
bad I can't make it. But they're clearly not getting
the hint or the point when you're like no need,
no need, no need to give an explanation or no,
like it's all good. So now you have to be like,
I feel like you have to be really like what specific? Yeah,
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very specific and upfront and just be like okay these.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yes, so melas other rules. I think his name is
my lad, so he needs to just be like he
needs to start saying no when these other people are like, hey,
can can we go out on Tuesday and not your
thing on Friday?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, I'm going out on Friday. This is my day, right.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
But I'm not.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I'm not mad at doing some things at another time,
but it gets to be O D right, Yeah, it's
just an overdose too much shit.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I think it's like, Okay, no, I just want
to celebrate my birthday one time and that's it. Like
I don't need we don't need to stretch it out.
You don't need to, you know, keep doing it multiple
times because that's your time. Like, I'm sure you're busy,
you know whatever, whether it's with work and your own
personal life, Like you don't have time to just yes,
go out multiple times to celebrate your birthday if that's
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not what you want to do, right.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
So either my recommendation is either say no or tell
these people that can't make it on your day to
buy to send a drink over or like send something
to the to the event, you know what I mean,
like do something instead of like, for instance, I told
you about Ashley, Right, So I had a little shin
dick in the Bahamas this year. Ashley couldn't make it.
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I invited her, she couldn't make it. So she knows
me well enough to know that on my birthday I'm
going to be in a spa. She found the spa,
oh nice, and paid for it.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Oh that was nice.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Not only did she do that which has never been
done before, which I'm stealing this idea. When I walked
into my treatment room, my treatment room is decorated balloons,
happy birthday, just rose petals everywhere, and then there was
a bag of This is how I knew it was
from her. There was a bag of products and the
car said products from the from the spa, and the
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card said you know, happy birthday, love Ashley. Yeah, like
that's what you do if you can't make the event.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah the end something like that. Yeah, yeah,
even but even if you're telling like, hey, it's no
big deal, like you don't have to do anything. He's
calling you, you don't have to do anything.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Like I invited Robinson my birthday.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
She did nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
I do nothing, and I was fine with it. I
was totally fine, like actually didn't have to do that,
but like you didn't and that's fine, Like it's no pressure.
But like if people are demanding your time, it's so
we're telling everybody just say no.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
But I think they're doing it because they feel bad
because they can't make it. So then they're like, well
let me do you Yeah, no, that's all now. Yeah,
but next time, just be a little just be more
direct and more specific in the group chat. Hey, this
is my birthday plans. If you can't make it, no worries.
Please don't worry about getting together at another child of
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this event.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Right and then, and then when they ask you anyway,
say no, Hope. I told you, Hope.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Can you read? Do you understand? What? Do you can
you comprehend?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Hope? Yeah? Okay, that's it for the mail bag today.
We love y'all.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Bye,