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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to our reasonably shady mail bag. Okay, all right,
we got some male y'all, we got some mail. We're
out here in these squeets. Okay, So I have one
from Asia s Gibbs.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yes, her girl, who's our friend. And she says, what's up,
rich aunties rich Auntie. Yes, it's your favorite niece. Asia.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I am currently rewatching old episodes of our h op,
primarily because I miss Robina on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Ashley gave you Robina.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Right, uh huh Okay, And I noticed that the two
of you haven't taken picks on for the pod since
season six, episode four.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
That's not true. No, our this our cover art. Yeah,
because they told us to keep it the same. Well,
that is true.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Then we haven't said we haven't taken so true, true,
very very true. And I should know she already, she
already had done the research you know about I don't.
But there's a reason, because we have talked about taking yee.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I feel like we should and we should just keep
like the background the same, and we can keep our
pose the same, but we just have a new have
a new picture. Yeah. So because well I think so
the the people that know what they're talking about Yes,
said that, like it's kind of like brand recognition. So
it's almost like when you know PEPSI coke. Yeah, like
(01:26):
they change their bottle and people are like up in
arms like, ah So, but I do think we could
use a new picture.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I mean I do too, but I feel like we
need to listen to the powers that be. Yeah, And
I think because when you a lot of people, they
it doesn't like let's let's say they're looking for it,
it's not necessarily popping up for them.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Then yeah, you need to know what you're looking for. Yeah,
but I said, we keep like everything the same, except
we just change. But then what's the point of that.
What's the point. And I'm going to get another picture
because my hair is longer. To change my hair. That's
called photoshop, the photoshop hair. Yes, okay, fine, okay, whatever, alright,
but okay, fine, we don't need new pictures for this, yes,
(02:11):
but we could have pictures just for our life, totally
pr purposes. Agreed. Agreed. And when we come out with
our website, yes, our website and our book yep.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, because the book is comment people. Yes, so yeah,
we'll do a whole photo shoot for that. Okay, So
she's sang this aired August first, twenty twenty four. I
don't know what that means, because our podcast has been
see we didn't have a.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
New picture August first, twenty twenty four. It's been the
same picture since. That's right, she said, we have not
taken she's saying which aired then in twenty twenty four? Yeah? Aired?
Where what aired in twenty No? This didn't air in
twenty twenty YEA, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I'm season six, yes, episode four, yes, which aired? No,
she got the dates mixed up.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I think it's time to update those last year. Yeah,
especially with the new year coming up. Remember how the
slogan was twenty twenty four, reasonab Shady, we'll do more.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I don't know what podcast asias listening to it. We
might because we've never said that. I'm not going to
say we never said it. We say a lot we
don't remember. Okay, I don't think she just made that up. Well,
the new slogan can be twenty twenty six, reasonably Shady
will be taking more pics, love you to bye, or
(03:30):
through my tears I found God in myself, and I
loved her fiercely.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's her signature, I know, but I like that. That
is nice. We should be quoting more Bible scripture. By
the way, Well, you know, there was a time when
I would end the podcast with something positive and you'd
be like, oh my gosh, it was long.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
It was just like I would throw in something shady.
I didn't say I didn't do.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It like that.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Take positive an Okay, I actually didn't do all of that.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
But okay, do you have one? Yes? All right, this
old old we're going back, taking it back. July twenty
twenty four. This is Robin Robin Mason. She said, what's
up my RS girls? R S girls reads me shady? Yeah, okay,
I'm sure yeah, our sen house. Okay, ladies, you both
are amazing and I love, love, love the podcast and RHOP.
(04:25):
I also love you guys green eyes. I'm thinking about
buying some I can't I've done anyway. I'm so glad
you guys talked about how to pronounce similar, similar, similar?
How do you pronounce it again? Some? Okay, ahead, similar,
no shade, but shade Robin my namesake, I'm Robin too.
(04:47):
You do actually say it wrong? Similar, So I say
similar similar. That's isn't that? Okay? The words similar, Simmons
are similar? Similar? Yeah, it's similar, and I say simmula, Yeah,
you're s remular. I know I'm wrong, I don't, but
I can't help it, and it has driven me crazy
the whole time I've listened to the show. We all,
(05:08):
how many times do you say this? I'm like, when
am I saying similar? Similar? Similar? It's like such a
such a small difference. On episode one fifteen Booty Juice,
you guys actually discussed the right way to say it
and the wrong way. And Robin, as much as I
love you, you say it wrong. I'm just I'm stuck
(05:30):
at boot What was that about? I don't know some
Booty Juice was that when I told the story, I
think so about my brother in my face? Don't tell
them and the booty juice spreads. Yeah, okay, that.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Was horrific because the sight, because I had to envision it,
and I was like, oh that memory.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Don't worry, that won't ever happen again. Yeah, I don't know.
Ay better than not, she said. I am a copywriter
copy editor by profession, so words are my thing. Again,
Robin as my namesake because I'm older than you. Police
pronounced this correctly going forward? Okay, well help me then
it would mean a lot to me. By the way,
(06:09):
I mean midwestern girl too from Ohio, but I don't
pronounce the word wrong. I E similar. Similar. Okay, So
is she supposed to say? Is she?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, she's a wife as in Robin with with the
wy not a I similar?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Is that? Right? Similar? Similar? We are very similar? No, no,
you but you in yeah? Yeah, simular that's my country accent, y'all.
It's like, what okay, yeah, because you ain't country. That's
my Baltimore accent. Yes, that's be more probably Baltimore. Just
like we say two, I say simular, simular, simul. Okay, okay,
(06:54):
this is from g. Higg says. This is back in June.
She said, high ladies, this email is director to Robin
because I assume she is able to speak on rtop
matters now that she is no longer under the contract.
What is going on? What I do y'all know, I'm
still sitting here. I mean, but yeah, you ain't. You're
not going to get in ah. Okay, firstly, Robin, I'm
(07:16):
very sorry that you're no longer on rchop. You have
been my favorite just that'll cover your ears since season
one because you're so warm and humble. Secondly, maybe it's
because I'm a brit but please explain what a trick is?
That's what Monique? What? So? What episode does she on
season two? Season two? Is from season two? Okay, so
you can you can chime in on this. Yeah, what
(07:37):
is a trick? Because who does she call a trick? You?
Or did I call her a trick? Or she called
me a trick? A trick? Was you? So? Trick is
like ho?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, trick is like sideps mistress, horror trick slut slut
strumpet Yeah, scally wag, Yeah, trick there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah. Also, out do you still speak to Kevin, your
date that your mother loves from season two? Oh? No,
he has a girlfriend. He has a girlfriend and like
like a live in like they're yeah, they're together together. Okay,
because she said can she please send him my way?
He is a dish ooh not the dish horny face? Lol,
(08:18):
horny face? Does she say horny face? I can't, I
can't Oh okay, Oh she said I'm four foot eleven,
so hype doesn't mean anything to me. Has he found
someone yet? Was your mother disappointed when things didn't work
out between the two of you or does she already
know that it was not going to work out? No,
she's not.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I mean, my mother's been through too much to care
about my love life. But he's short as well, so
her being four eleven. He's not sure, but he's like
prop shorter than you. No, so he's probably like five
eight okay, five to nine maybe, so that would be
a good little pairing. But yes, he has found someone,
and I'm from what I understand, he's happy.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Okay, good do you? Are you cool with short men?
You don't care what you don't? Are you cool dating
a short man? That's not my preference? But you will?
I married a short man? Really he's shorter than you? Well,
no he's not. Okay, I'm not. I'm not dating a
man shorter than me. Okay, yeah, Jama was not shorter,
(09:20):
not like Mia and Bobby Bell or Mia in Yeah. No,
my name is not Miya. Yeah, okay, I think that
that's you at least have to be looking at me
out of eye. Okay, all right, so no one's shorter
than you. But if you have heels on, then he
becomes a little short. So Jamal was a little shorter
with when I had on heels. Okay, yeah, okay, and
(09:42):
that was okay, that was fine. It didn't end up well,
but it was really fine. But I mean I've dated
other men his height. Okay, yeah, got it? Okay, another thing?
Oh geez, we're still going with this letter. Has Giselle
tasted emute MoU yet? No? I have not have. I
(10:03):
did taste it when at the restaurant. Oh I'm trying
to remember it. I did which time? Not the time
that you put your finger in face? After that? I
think it was the next season Charisa and I ate there.
We filmed there? Okay did they show it eating EMU?
(10:23):
They might have obviously with Ashley? Yeah, you filmed with Ashley? Yeah, okay,
how did it taste? That's so crazy? Ashley had a
whole Australian restaurant, whole restaurant this, how about this?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Actually had a whole husband, a whole two pregnancies, right,
dropped two babies, and.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I mean she's pretty much grown up on like and
a whole music career. Okay, I love you, Ashley. Okay,
but the fact that they opened an Australian restaurant. Do
you remember I was like a couple you know, a
couple of podcasts episodes ago, like talking about why, like
(11:04):
with lit Cephos and their charges, why did Ashley and
Michael think an Australian restaurant would be successful? No, Michael,
I actually didn't want the theme to be Australian. That
was Michael. Oh okay, yeah, oh my gosh. Well she
tried to push it as hard as she could.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, I mean she was supportingt I mean they you know,
once you agreed to do something boneheaded with your husband,
you gotta like own it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
What was it called oz Oz? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, I don't like and you know what, I'm kind
of sad oz is gone because like we at least
had that place to film. Yeah well not, but like
that was like a place to go to, yeah, not
necessarily to fil like forget filming out, take filming out
of it, Like that was like our Potomac spot.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah yeah, but that was just like that was not
a smart business move. No, okay, last thing, Robin, have
you and Karen Huger agreed to disagree? Disagree? The last
time I saw the two of you, Andy Cohen, you
to both say three nice things about each other. Did
she say it's a good mother. I think she calls
(12:08):
me smart sometimes, like yes, I think smart a good mom. Yes,
I don't know. And Robin loves wand I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Robin has She probably says something shady about wine. Yeah,
Robin loves hard or something like Robin loves wan a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Well this is
so this is what's what is? I mean? Do y'all
have bee? Y'all have beef? No? Yeah, I don't. Yeah,
I don't have beef with her, But I think it's
just when we when we are in the same room.
I love it. I freaking love it. I love to
push her buttons, yes, and I love it funny and
(12:44):
it's so funny, Like so I like to push her buttons.
But I also I'm not a person, like I don't
throw insults out at people, so like I don't really
like go deep. I kind of like literally just talked
about stuff that comes out of your own mouth and
things that you do. So it's funny because like she'll
sit there and like throw insults at me, and I'm
(13:04):
like I don't care, but I'm I just don't. I
don't insult people back, like, that's just not what I do.
You know what I mean? You have insults like what
do you mean? Like? What do you mean when you like,
I don't talk about like how people look like like
I don't like go like you know, you're not like
(13:25):
a reader. You're not gonna like.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
That's not you and that's not me either, yea, and
actually that's not even Karen, right, I mean, but you
guys will go back and forth as it relates to
how y'all feel about a particular subject.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Right, yes, yes, but I'm not like into like throwing
insults at people.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Yeah, I'm not, but I'm all here for season eleven,
a knockdown, drag out Karen Robin.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
And I think the viewers, the listeners, the fans, they
want to see that too. I'm just putting that in
the verse. Those really good days, yes, oh some good times,
good times.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Now you can't even tell somebody that they look different
in their picture, and it's a catfish without them melting, right, yes, melting, Yes, Okay,
I feel like when you don't know people that well, yeah,
it's it's yes, that's when.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
It's like you people just take things super personally. Tower Yeah,
like when you just don't really have that connection.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So yeah, and one thing is for sure, like back
in the good old days, we we had a chemistry
that was like unmatched the group.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeaheah, yeah for sure. Okay, do you have
any you have one?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I have one more and then you might have to
get out of here. Ah, let's see Robin and Giselle.
This is from Tabitha huge congrats to episode two hundred.
Love the ex the long format. What is she talking about?
Remember you were like, Okay, we're done, and I'm like, no,
we're not.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
We have more things to discuss. But that's not an
extra long format. I think that's just I was done
in New York. Okay, Giselle, we are we done? And
her what had me laughing out loud. Robin, your neighbor
with the Karen's sign story was perfect. I got a
neighbor saga with a Karen. You know what's so funny.
(15:26):
So I'm talking to one of my girlfriends recently and
we were talking about a couple, right, and we're actually
talking about that child. But like we had to figure
out the name of the couple, and I was like
saying the guy's name, and I was like, dag, I
can't remember the wife's name.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
And she and the girl I was talking. She was like,
I can't remember any guys. I said something basic. They're
like Kim or something. Three days later, I'm like, it's Karen.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, her name's Karen. So I was like, funny, these
these Karen's, like who They're all over the place.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
When I bought my house, my home seven years ago,
I hired a local landscaper who was my coworker husband
to my property and the leaves in my backyard.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
He ran his own business. My Karen neighbor flipped out
on him. F bombs. My coworker came over to my desk.
You have to go home. Your neighbor is flipping out
on the husband. She passes me her.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Cell phone and I hear neighbor Karen screaming at the
top of her lungs. I rush home, and Karen runs
in the house and slams the door. I could not
determine what.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Set her off. Okay, that's crazy, because Karen, you need
to stay on your property, right. Okay. The following year,
I had.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
A tree crew remove eight of about twenty five trees
in the back same reaction. She nearly had them pack up.
They threatened to leave until I showed up again. I
rushed leaving from work, stay outside while they work. From
that point on, there's been something every year. Last year,
(16:56):
a neighbor showed me ring footage, multiple clips of this
woman walking the block, and every time she reaches my
property line she does this slow model stomp. Inspection, just pauses,
surveys my land, then struts off. It's equal parts petty
and hilarious. Whenever I or a contractor step inside.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
She storms out, swearing full F bomb energy. What I
got to get some F bomb energy? The kicker.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
She's a VP of finance of a bank. I'll call
it DLT Bank. She gave a different name for the bank.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
A while back.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I was training for a race and had to dodge
her Mercedes on my morning runs. I finally pulled out
my phone and pretended to film her. She immediately started
moving over so she wouldn't run me over. Now I
stick to early gym runs and my mornings are peaceful again.
(17:59):
Thanks for the laughs, Keep them coming, Love, Tabitha, Upstate.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
New York.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
No, no, no, no, Tabitha, I need for you to
go back, right. I need for you to knock on
her door, and I need you to ask.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Her, what the hell is your problem? What is your problem? Yes? Yes,
because this Karen will not be a minace to society. No,
like how shut the Karen down? How does she keep
doing this? And yes, you're not calling her out? Like
what is the problem she is?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
First of all, she's on your property and she's she's
not my exercising loot language.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Yes, so call the police. And more importantly, you need
to find out what is wrong? Yes, what's the what
is the problem.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
She has to do?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay? Is she what did it do? Is she? Does
she live by herself? Does she? You know? We need
more information? Why is she so damn nosy?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
All the what's wrong with the tree? So angry? Why
is she upset? Upset about the trees? You?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I understand people love the nature and the trees and whatnot,
but them tree fault, right, so you need to.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Get rid of So it doesn't even it doesn't seem
like her issue is the the trees, is the people.
So I'm like, oh, true, are these people? Is you
know are they of the wrong color? In her question,
is there some racism going on here? Yes, I would
there to.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I would say so, Tabitha, get to the bottom of it.
You get to the bottom of it, because we.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Need to know. That's so crazy. You know that that
wouldn't be happening. And I'm not asking you what the
problem is. Yeah, what is wrong with you? Right?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
And leave my workers, my contractors alone, right, Yeah, So
get to the bottom and as all right, we love
y'all so much. That is our male bag. Our male
box is full, Our male bag is full.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Or out of here, guys,