Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 24

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of radio Gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest tits.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ricking Bubba, Rick and Bubba the Degree.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm trying to narrow it down now, getting another intern
named at ricking Ba University Fall semester underway. Connor Woodruff
he loves he hall and did a little Archie Campbell
bit for us here on the program.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Loves it.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
His dad played at the University of Alabama first year
to run the Wishbone in seventy one.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
He gets a Paul W.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Bear Bryant Scholarship Tobama because of that, So that's been
tied in a little bit. He is a tall guy six'
five and so we've had some people that one of
the us pretty funny he tall instead of he. Haul he,
Tall so that's pretty funny the standards he.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Haul just that.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Alone we have a lot of Tall Bear. Bear so
here we. Go this is all we're voting.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
On this is.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It this is all we're voting. On, ahead this is.
It tell me If i've missed. Something here all, right,
wishbone bear, roll he haul, roll he, haul too, Tall,
grandpa Too, Tall jones And Jolly crimson giants are good and.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Do do No greg, No greg, no somebody said he.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
DO i just want to use that, right and we're
gonna we're taking out tall tall boy Because greg wi
follow him?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Around, right, alright.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Here we, go bear, wishbone bear, roll he haul, roll
he haul too, Tall, grandpa too, Tall jones Or Jolly Crimson.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
JOHNTS i like them.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
All that's a good but good stuff right solid is all?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Right this is the? Vote here we? Go all, right
which one you're voting?

Speaker 5 (01:48):
For go?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Ahead you're on the, Air, crimson all, right how you're
on The rick And Bubba. Show which one you're voting?
For he too?

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Tall?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Hi rick And Bubba? Show which one are you voting?

Speaker 7 (01:57):
For All?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Right rick And Bubba? Show which one you're voting?

Speaker 7 (02:04):
For voting For?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Hall he suit that didn't make? It rick And Bubba,
show which one you're voting?

Speaker 7 (02:10):
For?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Okay, Hi rick And Bubba? Show which one are you voting?

Speaker 6 (02:16):
For Hee?

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Beaver? Hi rick And Bubba, show which one you're voting?
For passion Got? Hey rick And? Bubba which one you're
voting For.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
CHRIS i wonder who that?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
ONE i know somebody being.

Speaker 6 (02:43):
Did?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
VOTE i have never heard him That Jolly Crimson, JOHN
i think christ And JOHN i think wrecked that one
on the list went on the.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
List you're terrible wowing? Anybody spread it? Out all, right
you're on the. Show what's your? Vote go?

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Ahead, hey which one you're voting? For all? Right, Hi
rick And bubba show which one you're voting?

Speaker 9 (03:12):
For?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Hey, Hi rick And bubba show which one you're voting?

Speaker 7 (03:16):
For which Boone?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
BEAVER? I Rickon bubba show which one you're voting? For Grand? Paul,
Hey rick And bubba show which one you're voting? For a?

(03:42):
Right Rickan bubbas show which one you're voting?

Speaker 7 (03:45):
For Golly?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Giant, Hi rick And bubba show which one you're voting?
For what's? That i'm, sorry, NO i can't hear. You But,
Hi rick And bubba show which one are you in the?
VOTE i was rid of?

Speaker 6 (04:02):
That?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Wall, Hi rick And bubba show what you're voting?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
For, okay thank?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
You rick And bubba show what you're voting? For we
have a? Winner rick And bubbas show what you voting?
For hollo Rod Hi rick And bubba. Show what are
you voting?

Speaker 9 (04:22):
For Grandpa?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Jones don't trying to.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Get ste Again, sweedie what's the? Count he hauled Too
tall's got? Seven? Okay everything? Else the closest one Is
Jolly crimson giant. Three all, right, well welcome To Ricky Bubble.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
University he hauled too, Tall.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
He hall too.

Speaker 10 (04:43):
Tall you're you're now officially. Enrolled that was exhausting At
Ricking Bubble. University, YEAH i thought that was somebody doing an.
Impression mark actually, again all, right we all realize that
it's the.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Same, time and then then all these other ones starting
to following. It gracious.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Alive you know this is actually you, know it's it's
a win. Win we're getting these these young people. Nickname
we're we're getting pretty good. Segments you, know there was
a time WHEN i thought this might not be our
best foot for but it's ready gotten.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Better it really. Has it's really. GOOD i think You're
roskie even likes it now he, does he does Not
if everybody else likes it it's too. Popular we can
just drop the extra. INTERVIEW i think you come in for.
This there it, is he haul toots all, wow he
haul toots. All welcome to, you mad. Another we'll be

(05:44):
right back more of The rick And Bubba. Show Lord
william run after this.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Ricking, bubba Ricking bubba bringing b tis to grieve it
please breaking bu.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
It brings me to my.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Knees nine minutes now to the top of the hour
of The rick And Bubba's. Show we are now about
to send somebody to The National championship game coming Up
monday nights AND i we'll also get into some phone,
calls possibly before the hour's, over so if you want to,
call you can at eight six. Six we be big
because we have all ten qualifiers in and they're a

(06:30):
number on the Now will Of champions the Former will Of.
Meet each number coincides with someone's, name, yes based on
how you qualified one through.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Ten correct number one Is, tiffany two Is, clay three Is,
steve Four, stacey five Is, brandon six Is, josh seven Is,
ricky eight Is, john nine Is, connie and ten As.
Patrick that is in the order they, Qualified.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
So in the order you, qualified that that that assigns
you your. Number, right every number has the equal chance
of being, landed.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yep and so it's just gonna be.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
A, round and if we go to a spot that
that is above ten or doesn't have a number on,
it we.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Spinning BUT i want to throw this out there. Too
if it does land On, adler since there's no, Number
i'd like to See henry the horse come. Out henry
still has to come, out.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
All, Right and and, okay, listen all, right so all,
right so who who's spinning?

Speaker 6 (07:20):
For?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Greg is the spinner the will of? Champions and if
he produces a no, win somebody else. Spins, Yep, okay
this is, it.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Guys before he, STARTS i want him to. Chant we have. Tickets,
yeah we we all have. To we have, tickets. Everybody
we have. Tickets, yeah we have. Ticket, second but we're
gonna give him to. You here it, Is here we.
Go i'm. Nervous, THERE i got a little.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Chill ALL i am, nervous And i'm not on the.
Wheel somebody can't imagine IF i.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Am.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Though here we.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Go it's gonna land on the. Number we're. Getting the
winner we're getting the winter.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Is John young seven Nber i'm, sorry, no, No ricky
McCord is number.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Seven, god he's also on the fifty yard.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Line he was seven, am But ricky McCord that qualified
at six a m From Hazel, Green.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Aliba three time, McCord, god you just killed.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Him, Sorry ricky.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
McCord Is ricky McCort's Win Hazel, Green? Alabama So ricky
Rick rush relations To John Ricky ricky, McCord ricky big.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Moment wait a, Minute Steve.

Speaker 10 (08:54):
Hart, yeah, week rick they're on the fifty one.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Minute well you know how You i'm a shooting to your,
end all?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Right so uh, so all, right so let's let's talk
to the winner, Here ricky. McCord a time out that
anyone Heard.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Ricky, congratulations, buddy hey, man? Thanks are you fired?

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Up?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Shoot?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah let me ask you, This, ricky when you heard,
seven did you know your?

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Number or did you didn't know what to a? Number
BUT i heard the wrong name and les focus on
the winter yes and reading the. NUMBER i wondered if
he knew the. Number.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah it's so much better to Be ricky who heard
his number and heard a different name and then he got.
Corrected then to be the guy whose name was caught
out and they were Old.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
JOHN i guess lunch is Only? Ricky are you? So
are you going to go to the? Game or selling for?
Profit undecided? Yet, okay, yeah so who you? Pulling who
you pulling for in the, Game, well of Course i'll
pull for the roll.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Pad WELL i didn't Roll georgia fanser. EVERYWHERE i didn't,
Know so all, right, Well, ricky we we. Are do
we have the information to send that To Ricky? Speedy
do we need anything else From? RICKY i want to
talk to.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Him all, Right, Ricky i'm gonna put you on.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Hold we're gonna tell you how you're gonna get those,
tickets and AND i hope you have a hope you
have a, great great. Time, okay let's talk To john
number all, Right Well i'm Comfortably john's on line. One,
No i'm just.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Kidding by the, way the text message is coming in for.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
People i'm here for PEOPLE i had heard years welcome.

Speaker 9 (10:53):
Play.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
DOWN i was about to tell you need some time,
off but THEN i just, thought, no he's been going
for two.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Weeks he needs a LITTLE i need more time. Off
what do you? Want wait a, Minute wait a, minute top?
Left what is it called? Sixty try?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
That ain't It suspector wait a, minute, WELL i guess it's.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
A respector that's who did it isn't? It oh that's
the Coach john what's his? NAME i don't? Know watch.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
SPECTOR i don't, Either but when we put it in,
there THAT'S i don't know why we named.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
It we didn't put it in there right right NORMALLY
i asked what what? Name this was all kickoff farmer.
STUFF i never asked for, that Spect why did we
have been in? There wait a, Minute wait a, Minute,
rick we haven't. Winner wait a, minute the senator, spector
it may.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
BE i think it was.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Believe.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
That, okay that makes. Sense, okay wait a. Minute i'm
confusing to talk to this Winter now what's his?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
NAME i wait a.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
MINUTE i don't have, Anymore, RICKY i wait a.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Minute that's your.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
List the good news Is boba has been booked for
The Miss. Universe Pax, man.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
You'll have to you'll have to sit on the agcat
the whole.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Time oh my, Goodness wait a, Minute, rick the winner Is.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
PETE i wait a. Minute oh that's.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Good, Yeah i'm with. Y'ALL i get that. Quote the
views At arkansas filling coaches.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Stuff what's the? Matter what's he? Screen what's the matter or?
Something you got your haird smile. File what in the
world are y'all? Doing where are you about to be?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Done so there we, Go so we do have a
winner a, minute and we Congratulate ricky, McCord Hazel, Green.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Alabama go into the. Game rich he's gonna sell. Him
he's gonna be. One that's that. Insided Yet i'll go
to the, Game ricky once in a. Lifetime give them the. Heater,
ricky he did enjoy. It give him The. Heatery, no,
bro It's. Alabama it ain't want they'll be back next.
Year already for you to have.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
TICKETS i mean that secs one nine out of the
last twelve. Years the chance they're one of them pretty, high,
Right Only alabama fans have to make the decision on
where to settle, them not because it is not gonna
be what's left On yeah the wait a, minute wait a,
minute but but the good news is if he decides
to sell. Them if he decides to sell, them then

(13:28):
the person who got to buy them is still.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Thanks still wait a, minute, STILL i was not. GOING
i had no intention to save. It this bit for
two nearly did he record Secment so GLAD i.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Did, well this is. Funny we got a. TEXTURE i
wish you could see it from. Text somebody, said HEY
i need Some, yeah, Okay well people want. Tickets well
they can think Sy ricky McCord about. That That's ricky mccordon
on them. Tickets wait a, minute the show.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
This just don't even look at email.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Today look, guys look everybody had The Steve.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Harvey you ain't the first one with that. ONE i
was streaming at a, Movie greg chilling. EFFECT i know you.
CAN i tell you what what we've. Done so you
know how you make a little brother or puppy. Man,
yep we've made. Daudience mean they're. TERRIBLE i, mean, look,

(14:32):
god that's better than just reading the. Name that's so
much it. Is you know you're. Welcome you did it on.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Perfectly you're An.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Upper East tennessee man has been charged with aggravated kidnapping
and aggravated assault for a legendly sadly assaulting his wife
and holding her against her will with a box cutter
after she reportedly brought home the wrong brand of. Beer
he better get her in, Control, Greg he screamed, Out,

(15:05):
HONEY i decaid to go get The, budweiser not a utility.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Beer that's.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Right, again does it say here in the? Story it
does not which brand he.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Wanted, no it doesn't mention, that but it does say
that the man allegedly forced her to drive him to
a tavern nearby and drop him. Off, Yeah i'm just
looking at tie stepping today.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Today the woman.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Told the local sheriff's office that he had gone to the,
grocery that she had gone to the grocery store On saturday,
night and when she returned to her home with the
wrong brand of, beer her husband became. Enraged at that,
point he started beating, her refused to allow her to,
leave held her at NiFe, point then forced her to
drive him to an, atm where he then withdrew seventy.

(15:51):
Dollars the victim stated that then she dropped her husband
off at a local bar and went to a friend's
house to call the.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Police, wow WHAT i and you just didn't just get
a hundred? Seventies well maybe all was, There but that's brand.
Loyalty loyalty though you admit that it, IS i, mean
it's not the commercial of Your brand's looking for now
if you, can but if you want to talk about
loyalty and being committed to a brand uh sad.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Committed assaulted my. Wife you, Know, GREG i hate. NOW
i know this is.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Shocking police did arrest him a short time. Later he
also had an outstanding Warrant sharman nearby county on a.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Probation, Violet i'm sure he. Did now we talk about.
This this this is almost like living out you. Remember
this sounds like one of those speeches and sadly a
bad result from from The Mountain dancer with his wife
talking about it about running eggs and his sunglasses and

(16:47):
just go.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Wife, yeah it sounds very justic watt it.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Does it actually does now from What i've, Gathered jessico
does listen to the show now with his current wife
and and has kind of gotten on the other side
of some of those bad. Things it's two Things jesco wants.
Right he wants his eggs, right and you better not
get his costly. Glasses those two things there were yours to,
bar not the. Half actually his eggs comment is on bag,

(17:09):
nine he, is you got a number for?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Me slid it open there on the left. Side i'm, Sorry,
RICK i don't know the.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Number so, boy, eggs, eggs sloppy, Running.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
We're talking About Jessica White The Mountain. Down if you've
seen there The outlaw the, documentary.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Well greg, said it's the documentary that changed his. Life,
oh the first. One there's nothing better than the first.
One all, right here's Here's jessico discussing discussing eggs like
this man discussed brand.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
LOLTY i tucked the butcher knife and put it up
to her.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
NECK i, said if you want to live to see,
tomorrow you better start frying im eggs a little bit
better about you're frying And i'm tired of eating, sloppy slimmy.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
EGGS i know it's, something.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Right you, know it's one thing to have a that's
a mass minded. Eggs i'm telling you It's it's one
thing to have a disagreement overwhelm about the preparation of
foods and brands of. Beer but to threaten people's lives
over it just. Seems, look AND i have a.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
QUESTION i don't want this to be wrong, place wrong.
Time but you, know Being, BAPTIST i don't fully understand
some of the terminology.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Here, greg what is a utility?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Beer oh it's not too, fancy you, know it's just
that good and that you can always depend on.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
But but it's. Not it's not getting too. Fans he
ain't gonna have like an orange slice in it anything like.
That so what is the? BEST i, mean everybody has
EVERYBODY i don't know. THAT i don't. Know everybody has
their own.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
OPINION i, MEAN i get outside, welch it's grape. JUICE
i can't really talk about, it but light it's.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Hard to be.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Rick i've actually found audio From, Rogersville tennessee on this.
Story pop me, up all, right go? Ahead from world
are y'all?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Doing?

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Seriously CAN i hear that one more? Time? Fright oh my,
gosh where is?

Speaker 6 (19:04):
That?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Even you've been doing that a whole?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Week what is the deal with? Boba i'm sorry your your.
Comment if you think, ARMORILLOS i mean.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Creativity in. HERE i, mean if you're you're the only
ones that get. IT i know you know that's a.
Shame that's just a dad. GUNS i noticed us part
of an inside.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Joke well we take it, well so many jokes somebody
on this. Program on this, program we entertain each. OTHER
i hope somebody. Else can you know WHAT i?

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Mean it really has been a formula for twenty four.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Years And i'm beginning to, one.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
You, know, YEAH i just you know what this is my, Comment, hey,
HONEY i was how did the show god?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Day whether the guy seemed Like i'm not the ratings.
Armorable we were cracking.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Up.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
Get some good emails and phone. Calls not just the
guys were laughing. About they seemed like a good time
bull mooning.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Bright so, anyway, sweat we'll be.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Back so what is the top?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
LEVEL i, mean if if it's a special, event what
is it.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Are you talking? About if you're gonna spend a little? Money, Yeah,
michaelo what about the? King what was?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
That?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Kings you? Know the best You tilney beer is a
champagne of beer's middle. Highlight you can't be the Prize
and it's a good fault your phone calls here that.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Baba we have a person claiming to be the world's
oldest person and they're they're claiming that she is turned
one hundred and. Seventeen good night one seven years, Old,
greg do, not.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Mister, pitcher do? You oh there's there's my worst.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Nightmare.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
HUH i struggle watching the other lea starts at. It
don't you do. That i'm Just i'm just being. Honest
we've had a rough morning, here ed we. Have we're
all in. Trouble if everybody was sleeping in our, email
be covered.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
UP i saw the worst eater at a, restaurant almost couldn't.
Eat She's, japanese it says here is she?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Is she In? Japan? Asian DIDN'T i say? It you?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Did Older? Asian The asians will, live she, says to
eat and. Sleep, okay we got that. Covered, yeah you're
going to live. Long one hundred and.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
They said she's also the fifth oldest ever, reliably reliably good, Night, Rick,
Rick i'm about to say that one of my. Hundred
but look right, here, bubba did you see that sushi and?
Sleep look right, there look sushi and.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
Sleep you may live to be eight hundred, yea if
she'd put cheese straws in there in the.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Money all, right, now let's. Start is she one hundred and?
Seventeen she could be.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Older she could she could.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Even be, older but she could ALSO i almost say
she's really about one hundred and.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Thirteen i'm gonna, Say, rick here's the. Deal she's very.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Old we know that she might be that. Old the
ones THAT i don't buy the ones that say they're
more than one hundred and.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Twenty that's.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
RIGHT i think. THAT i think THAT'S i think that's The.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Limitusalem, well that's before we got, there not the modern.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
DAY i think after, limit it appears we were throwing
the limit after.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
No.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
One and if you get out there you have the
reason Why, well because we quit getting in, trouble, right
you told me about.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
This it's hard enough to finish well if you live
to be. Seven, YEAH i can't imagine finishing well eight hundred.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Now, yeah that's a lot of time to get in trouble.
There oh, wow oh, yeah she uh did you see
the ambassador gets slashed? That, well there's. Y'all y'all stop,
that y'all, Stop.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Thank, you.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
BUDDY i hadn't seen things by The rick in a
long time like.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
This we just came up with a diet Playing. Rick
what do you look at that picture?

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Before what if the elderly was eating with some with
some pant?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Rat, NO i couldn't do.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
It you have to see that picture and look at
it for five, seconds or give me five?

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Burpies which? ONE i look at that?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
PICTURE i, mean but showing you like sugar.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Up, Look, rick y'all are. Awful i'm not in. This, goodness,
greatcious who's taking those? Piss our's the best? Joke happy? Bode?
Y'all did y'all see? That look she was a motor
boating all? RIGHT i took that. Picture not just get

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a picture of her sitting, there but you eat, sushi,
sleep you live a long, Time, GREG i think they. Did?
Yeah well gregre are we on birth chificates? Here?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Well you, know but this, way, look we all know
This obama can declared to be any.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Agent we don't, know uh.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
How?

Speaker 4 (24:01):
Much now.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
He's got to make up that last picture that he
that last picture they pulled.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Up how much to kiss her right on the? Mouth
how much would? It i'm just.

Speaker 11 (24:14):
Serious what, yeah one hundred and seventeen or? Exactly picture
Grand let me ask one. Question i'm just, saying that's
challenge your last.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Birthday how much you are forty?

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Eight, yes, okay offering so almost?

Speaker 5 (24:34):
Fifty you're almost fifty years old right?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
There how?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Much and from this story you, got how much would
it take for you to kiss.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Her in that pose right?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
There how much are you? OFFERING i don't. Know i'd
like to hugger and kish on the. Cheek, Yeah i'm just,
SAYING i, like you, know how. Things how much money
would would you have to get paid?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
To how Many? Mississippis do you know WHAT i? Mean how?

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Long?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
YEAH i get it. Work it's you got a rock
head side to side? Twice what the detail in the
back of space?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Ball?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Right put that back?

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Up awful when y'all write your emails, Like baba didn't
eat a part of this? Speedie did you do your

(25:33):
normal lot when you're dancing?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Thing?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
You you did it so QUICK i couldn't see he
Was he was everything everything you normally.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Does i'm just saying there should have been some different
pictures if they don't. Release, well, YEAH i mean that's
that's what she, is, Buddy no like. That and she's
one hundred and seventeen o, god so she looks like that's.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
What don't do?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
It you chee don't usually make that you take, them
especially in she got some guys some lips on.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Her she, Well, greg that's because her teeth is talking
about some sleep. Coddlers oh my, Goodness greg At. Rick
and she's In. Japan she's that none of her. Fleets
bubba is not a. Party, Yes bubba has not laughed
that you could. HEAR i got a bowl of, SLEEP
i need.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Cool oh, my you got to drive on ice.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Today, Man i'm telling you good. Night look at you
seem blowing the. Sleep of COURSE i. Did i've seen
it my whole.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Life thousand dollars for everything this first Time i've got
a Soup cooder.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Presentation SAY i have even, Blame i've seen.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
It that's a different price if you want to transition
Into ellen's design. Challenges got a new not, Really, hey she'll,
copy by the way in the second she copy does
that is?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Right all?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Right in more, ways it's it's an anything go show.
TODAY i don't think there's ever been one show back
with so many.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Confidently now we didn't spend the night here last. Night
it's probably. Tonight it's gonna get us.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Again you.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Know usually there's like one segment WHEN i concerned about
this whole show has been a properly yeah From elate
the whole.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Thing, hot let me.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Back Ricking, bubba ricking.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Bubba, Uh let's go To Matt huntsville one hundred point
three the, River, matt go, ahead you got thirty.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Seconds how are you.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Sure i'm doing, great. Guys how about your?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Guts.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
FANTASTIC i just wanted to tell you last NIGHT i
Asked syria a. QUESTION i don't even remember WHAT i was,
asking but it couldn't come up with the, answer AND i, Said,
siri you can't have. Nothing there was a little, pause
and Then siri, said you're certainly entitled to that.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Opinion.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Matt Now i'm telling, you it's just like two thousand and,
One odyssey came out and we watched him just just
and ignored.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
IT i, mean we're we're falling right into. It we.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Continuing we didn't learn. Nothing joe And huntsville one hundred
point three The River, joe go.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Ahead.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
Yeah have they all seen the new commercials gunt FROM
i think it's O'deill, Beckham guinnor And Eli. Manning if
they do the lies scene From Dirty. Dancing they're working
on the football field and then the music comes on
And Eli mining actually O'deill besham comes. Running he holds him.

(28:34):
Up Fucking Dirty. Dancing it's up worth as Your war Of.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Us you, Know i'm not familiar with. It tell me
about it? Again?

Speaker 6 (28:41):
Now what?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
What how? Did what are they? Doing? Why are they doing?

Speaker 7 (28:44):
That, well they're doing touchdown. Dances they told passed and
they do the touchdown. Dance everybody dances in O'Dell beckhams
come running To Eli mining and he holds him, up
fucking dirty dancing like over.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
His head like. Dance, yes, Yes i'm not familiar with
the movie Dirty. Dancing, okay who's in?

Speaker 12 (29:06):
There watch?

Speaker 4 (29:07):
It who's who's in that? Movie the gold that messed
up her?

Speaker 7 (29:12):
Nose i'm patri Sway, okay remember.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Oh Jennifer, Gray yes she, did by the.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Way oh, yes they had had they had a.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Record had to, guess, Right so it? Is it is
the movie? Dirty it sounds? Dirty, no no it's.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
Not it's just dirty, dancing the dancing at a country
Called okay.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Entertainment, okay so is the dancing? Dirty? No, NO i
was Hoping Old Dale. Beckaman why wouldn't they call it clean? Dancing, then,
well they don't see.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
THAT i.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
DIDN'T i didn't make the, movie SO i don't.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
KNOW i got. You, Well i'll tell you what nobody
better do is put baby in the. Corner that's, that okay, exactly.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
That's.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Funny thank you for the.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
CALL i just never could get over the fact she
Was Ferris wheeler's. Sister very funny, commercial by the, way
Appreciate i'll give her. Credit she has a better nose,
now but it doesn't look like. Her oh it is
a better no it's a better, nose but she looks
like a completely different. Persons need to mess with it,
though she was an ugly. NOSE i, mean that's what
she looked like.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
This this nose is a better, nose but she looks
nothing like the person everybody recognized on The screenshow. Shit
she had ONE tv. Series it didn't get any radiance
because nobody knew she Was that's. Right remember that they
tried new nose in A tv series and she Was
it's like when fat actors get, skinny they're not as
funny as they used to.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
BE i, mean that's. True that's the same. Thing she
got her nose. Fixed it just didn't work. Out she
really didn't need she didn't need to mess with. It
she was kind of a.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Halt but she.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Does she's a good looking.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Girl she did.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
That she's a.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Prettier woman with the new nose, Though but just she
didn't resemble the other. Person she just didn't like the
other person walks up and, said you seen me In Dirty,
dance and you, go, NO i.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Didn't, YEAH i was the main. Character though that girl
had a big, nose see WHAT i?

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Mean?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Right Thanks greg for summing that. Up let's go To.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Michael, Michael welcome to The rick got a big note
SO i can say That rick And bubba show thirty.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Seconds go, Ahead hey.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Guys y'all talking about that story about the father of old.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
DANCE i can't believe there's not a father up there.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
That hasn't Seen.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Footloose if they won't let you have your, dance you
make your own.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Day there's a big barn somewhere the female right outside
of the. City that's so.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
True one of the most uncomfortable movies That that's one
of those movies where you thought it was good when
you were a, kid and you tried to watch it
like modern day and you're, like why WAS i?

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Watching have you seen the? Reboot? YES i couldn't do.
That did you like it better than the first? One? Though,
NO i didn't like either, one but they, better. MAN
i don't know if you had to go if you
were forced to watch one, today which one.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
WHICH i was probably watch the open just because it's
one of. Those it's so corny THAT i enjoy. It,
yeah you, Know i'm talking that. Morning but you're gonna
go through the scene Where Sean penn's brother try to
learn how to dance.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
The old The Willard, NOW i will say The willard
in the new.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
ONE i.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
LIKE i like the New. Willard. Greg it's one of
the other you can't have all stars put it in
the other. Way That willard. SCENE i can't. Forget when
they make a rin man he goes and dances hard
works it out THAT i love the dancing hard. Man

(32:24):
i'm gonna dance. Hardy i'm in an empty. Building, Yeah
i'm gonna do like gymnastic moves on chains and. Stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, yeah when people dance, angry it's weird To. Philip
welcome to The rick And Bubby, Show, philip go ahead thirty.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Seconds, Hey uh, Well i'm a pastor of a small
church AND i was just wondering where do you draw
the line with these.

Speaker 7 (32:47):
Young folks about the world and the church.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
World like there's a video going, around Uh facebook that
Says jesus Is mine and it's and it's calling him
a slang.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Name where do we draw the. LINE i THINK i
draw it. THERE i mean that is a, WELL i,
mean the line's the same for. Anybody it's it's not
just young.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
PEOPLE i, mean we had a bunch of women sitting
around church talking about Fifty shades Of gray and passing
that book.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
AROUND i, mean it's not just young. People the line's
the same for, everybody and and it.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Is it's where you get to the point where you
you feel like that somehow you have to Take god
and make him something that's more palatable as opposed to
us and me his authority and becoming something he's that
he's more comfortable.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
With it's it's the. Same but that's it's not just
a young people. Problem you got that from one end
of the church to the.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Other but that'd be one of those things where you
would sit down and, go you, know there's there's a
certain part in The bible about the holiness Of god
and this probably violates.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
That let's talk about. That it'll be a great lesson.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Eight six Six we be. Big let's go To. Steve,
Steve welcome to The rick And Bubbas. Show thirty seconds go, Ahead.

Speaker 7 (33:49):
Hey this Is.

Speaker 9 (33:49):
Steve It's Tarboe, Hey.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Steve just.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
You, HEY i just wanted to give a shout out
about The Missi state girls basketball.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Team they're doing really good right.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Now at twenty four and oh they played uh What's
South carolina and beat?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Him all?

Speaker 6 (34:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Right have you ever seen the Movie Dirty? Dancing he didn't.
Like the only THING i hate worse than basketball is female.
Basketball that's. Great that was a. Joke it was straight

(34:25):
from the, heart which was. Excellent he didn't THINK i
watched the game the other. Night that was a. Joke
wild it feels. Bad, look that's that weird.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Thing that's that post. Hill it's a weird, phenomenon. Y'all,
seriously That, greg there was just a. Moment greg had.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Feelings it just what wasn't very, long you know WHAT i?
Mean did you see? It did you catch you for
just a, minute a, second just a glimpse almost like
he thought about the damage you just comment had done
for just a. MOMENT i, mean it's not a, basketball,
Right what do you hate worse than just regular about
How rick And bubba.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Something we've often talked. About have you ever met somebody
and maybe you know on the way to meet, them
they told you their name Was. Carl and when you
got there and you met, them you're, like you don't
look like A, carl.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
Which means you had a vision in your mind what
A carl a lot to look.

Speaker 12 (35:19):
Like.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Right, well they're saying now that your name may literally
change your physical, appearance mean that your. Body there's a
reason for that, That like they, said for, instance names Like.
Joy if you name a Baby joy that they're looking,
says she may actually develop specific facial, traits like certain smile,

(35:40):
lines in order to fit the stereotype and the culture
that they that we've already set for the Name, joy
what we expect to, see, saying your body will actually
take that, name and as you start applying it to,
yourself that you could physically start to change a little.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Bit, Now, rick all of this comes from The journal
Of personality And Social.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Psychology, well we all follow that. MONTHLY i, KNOW i
GET i get mine every. MONTH i know y'all.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Do researchers found that people can match names to faces
of strangers with surprising, accuracy well above the number they
should be able to with pure chance that we do
this here a lot we.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
DO i, Mean, bubba when you said one, day he,
said you, know he looks like that guy in your
neighborhood that was always Named.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Scott and we all, went, YEAH i know exactly who
you're talking.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
About And greg came up With, Peggy peggy did And
nikky AND i just bought an. Earl in my, life.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
A group of people all go, up you go against
which one is named earl like piggym every time.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
One's got a mask on? Today you know? So but but,
no what what?

Speaker 7 (36:40):
What?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
What what you're what you're talking about is, true because
let's let's be. HONEST i, Mean, GREG i think what
This let me tell you what this is. Saying this
is saying that when because of what you, said if
you name a Baby peggy for Without peggy bit and control,
herself she'll put weight, on maybe to match the. Stereotype,

(37:01):
sorry that's what the study, says and there's.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Exceptions, look IF i say the Name, brittany you picture
something in your.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Mind somebody here in the audience does see of what
that should look. Like now think about. That that's. Impossible it.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Is.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
So what this study is saying is when that baby
was Named. Brittany As brittany began to grow, up she
began to try to fulfill the cultural stereotype For.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Brittany now it doesn't happen all the. Time you know.
Why you know what we, Say, well you don't look
like a fill in the.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Blank you know, why because we had an expectation of
what somebody supposed to look like that has that, name
and they didn't feel.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
It and you don't even really, Realize, michael you fit
that pretty. Good Calvin Bill, BUBBA i MEAN i. Am
i've turned into full Fledged bubba minus the sports.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Car, yeah around the tenth cour your, Bill Hi, Bill
i've Heard. William are you gonna put the top down?
Today it's nice out? Here did anybody ever call You
billy when you were a kid or? Anything You're bob
the father. WAY i met a guy er said that
claimed he tried to race you in traffic and you
wouldn't go along with. It AND i, said, well, no
he probably wouldn't race in. Traffic, yeah said. Said he

(38:14):
pulled up aside and he, said let's.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Go it was this fast and. Furious he driving a.
PORCH i don't, know he.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Just said he, did and he, said, yeah bubb just
stayed laid, back AND i, said, well, yeah racing down to.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Eighty he worked hurry to go. Nowhere, yeah he, said
you had it just like you liked. It, Sure, greg
look At greg. OVER i looked like A greg WHATEVER i.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Had this one TIME i met somebody and they knew
my name Was, calvin and they were surprised THAT i wasn't.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Black you know, what that's a true. Story AND i,
said what do you mean when you? WERE i GUESS
i don't. Know but DO i sound look more like A?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Roy?

Speaker 12 (38:54):
No you?

Speaker 4 (38:56):
Did, well you'd be a Great. Roy roy will have
it From pasca. Googla, yeah yeah he. Does he really
does WHAT i look? Like bring it over, HERE i tell,
You i'll tell. You i'll tell. You That's Roy. Roy
he can fix. Anything you've. Seen roy's boy pitch? Perfect Oh,
Troy DO i look like A? Calvin not? Really they're, right,

(39:20):
really now that you mention.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
It you know we have ginger bender. Names we also
we also have those. Names it can go to any,
race AND i Thought calvin was one of. Those its,
borderline it, can it.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Can it's. Borderline let's be. Honest you meet a white
guy Named. Tyrone you don't see that? Coming you, Don't, Antonio,
Nah DO i know Why Antonio. Italians, yeah, maybe. Yeah but.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
When when they said how they started looking at, this
they actually started putting pictures up and they would, say all,
right here's here's pictures of four different, women which one's
name Is, emily and they, said, uncanning how many times
they get it?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Right?

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah hm. Hmm, brittany Like bubba, said you think you
couldn't pick The? Britain, yeah those? Four oh, yeah it's
gonna be real. PERKY i wish we could take this.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Test so if they put, speedy if there were three black,
guys no way they're. Picking it's one of these is Named. Calvin,
listen one of these things is not like the. Other
one of these things does not be.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Long so what you're, saying one of these Is, calvin
he don't get one. VOTE i didn't think about. That
you may. NOT i never thought of it. THAT i
always Thought calvin And hobbes and it's he is Like.
JOHNSON a lot of that we also. Related they.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Changed now people that we know by that name of our,
life we. Relate we think everybody's got to be. That,
yeah But i'll go back to how it originally said.
IT i was surprised when they said. THAT i was, like, what,
Well i'll tell you, this and this was, said and
it was cold. Listen it was a very very good.
POINT i was talking to a guy the other day
and then we were talking, about you, know with the,
kids got some potential to play a little ball and all.

(40:53):
That he, said, Well i'm really kind of pulling for
him to he's done good in. School i'm telling him
he might want to take a shot at a school
that's a little more academic and maybe play in one
of those, leagues BECAUSE i think he could actually do
really well in that. League AND i, Said, so what
you're saying is it's one thing to be coming out
there playing offensive guard and you've got to block To

(41:14):
marcus versus Blocking. Preston, yeah he said, absolutely you, know
so so, yeah and so ALL i did was just use,
names you, know and and both of them gave two
completely different, visions you know WHAT i.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Mean, Yeah, Okay Calvin klein was. White thank, you thank, yous. Guys,
REALLY i, SAID i was. SURPRISED i think he.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Had it's not a slam, dump but, yeah no pun,
Intended no pun, Intended, Kevin But, kevin go.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
Ahead, Yeah i'm working this morning And, UH i just
had a bomb dropped on. ME i cannot believe That
i've listened to the show for as long AS i
have AND i didn't know this speedy was.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
White well there we. Go there it ISN'T i will say.
THAT i mean he's almost transparently So. Wich when he
Was calvin way on ninety T, J i thought he
was right WHEN i have. Fun WHEN i WHEN i
looked at his, APPLICATION i, thought, yeah this will. Help
you need to get a. Break, well you know you

(42:16):
want different. Perfectors that's where we had done. One and
WHEN i saw he grew Up, MISSISSIPPI i, thought, WHOA
i bet it was rough you about to get his.
Fired that's.

Speaker 12 (42:33):
Drag this guy's probably that. Hardened WHEN i show up
looking like, THAT i thought he was a blues.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Man there's very few things to me that it's that
is better than an early morning ride on a lake
before everybody, else when it's you like glass out there
and you know if you if you jet ski any
and you you got a little age about, you and

(43:08):
you know some of you backs not what it used to.
Be the smoothness of that early morning is just. UNBELIEVABLE i,
mean you cruising at, fifty you, know just checking everything.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Out you cover a lot of groundlow back before everybody
stopped water. Skiing that's my favorite time the water ski
was late. Afternoon it was a glass.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Yeah oh, yeah that is.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Wonderful so this WEEKEND i got out early and was
checking everything out and the weather had started to. Change
We we've had the tropical Storm sindy coming, through which
was putting all this tropical air on, us and then
over the weekend it just kind of magically changed and
we got on the other side of it and the
cool layer started coming. DOWN i, mean we're gonna have
like loads in the fifties this.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Week which is. Incredible so we're out.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
There i'm out there riding and it's just me And
god and the, sunrise you, know has just come up
and cause you, know you can't legally ride before the
sun comes.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Out so we're.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
There i'm out there and just enjoy. It And i'm
coming back in AND i know that the family will
be getting up before long and we'll eat breakfast and all.
THAT i have to get out and do something BECAUSE
i wake up early SO i don't wake you. Aboud
it is the bottom. Line But i'm coming in on
jet ski AND i come in AND i have to
make kind of like a turn like a j to

(44:20):
line up to get on the easy, porch you, know
the little lily.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Pad looking thing you hop up.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
On and As i'm making that turn to come, AROUND
i noticed the other jet ski there see do in this,
case the kids had been riding, them AND i, thought
the kids have left a rope on that. THING i
see it dangling off the back of, it and AS
i keep looking at, IT i noticed the rope disappears
into the jet.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Ski you got an? Issue but we had this happened last.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Year and it was two tone ye kind of, brown
AND i, thought, well, well we got To sydney alert
here old no. Shoulders oh, no so NOW i.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Have to Dock.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Sydney it's code Named, Sydney Sydney. Sydney we say that
around the. Kids hey got To sitney. Here so NOW
i have to dot next to a jet ski that
has a snake in. It And i'm not happy about, That,
rick you, Know i'm not happy at all.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
About wondering if there's one that when you're sitting On,
Yeah i'm, Thinking.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
SO i circle a little bit to try to get,
it you, know a visual of where he is looking
for somewhere else to. Park, yeah, Yeah i'm thinking about.
It so, finally, finally, YEAH i finally Realized i'm probably
gonna have to go ahead and park on.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
This so, BUDDY i hit that lily, pad that easy.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Port probably a little hotter than you normally, would AND
i come over the hand of oars.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
That but now you don't know where the snake.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Is, WELL i, know you know the nozzle on the
back where those things.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Are it went.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Up it didn't go in the, nozzle but it went
up in there around. It not up, undred but up in.
There AND i, thought good, night you can't HAVE i
have this beautiful ride in the, morning and there's There's
satan's a little hand puppet waiting on me WHEN i get.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Back he won't let you enjoy.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Nothing SO i, mean but now there's that uncouple of,
times the first Time i'm going there and sit on
that other.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Thane, well, yeah, WELL i KNOW i can't just leave
it like, no because Because i'm not going to put
a cover on, it my hand ain't going down around.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
That and you can't shoot it because you're shooting the
sead it's it's a bit of a.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Handle. Wow SO i sit and watched it for a
little while and thinking it might come back, out AND
i never, did SO i had to go in and
take a pit, stop AND i alerted a couple of
my neighbors who who were very close buying up. Early
and now one of, them AND i won't use any
names here to protect the, innocent one of them is

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kind of a good, snake bad snake kind of, guy
and the other one is like, me all snakes must.
Die so you, know we, well we got together out
there and and congregated and we're we're all sitting there
kind of looking at the back of the jet, skid
and all of a, sudden one of them, SAYS i
see its head And i'm. LOOKING i, GO i don't see.

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It the head was coming out of the other, one
the ONE i had been.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Driving And i'm, like you got snakes all in your water,
vehicle snake. Flag i'm, like what is going on?

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Here? Now we can tell by seeing its head that
it is not a poisonous. Snake it doesn't water snake, Rick,
ABSOLUTELY i don't. Care But i'm, like how were we
gonna get this thing?

Speaker 4 (47:38):
Off of, here SO.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
I.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Did one of my, neighbors the good, snake bad snake,
guy does happen to have snake boots, there, which silly,
ME i didn't have any to ride jet skis.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
WITH i usually don't ride jet skis with, boots, now you.

Speaker 12 (47:53):
Know so.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
He very bravely agrees that he will take that jet
ski out Because i'd call the guy at to the.
MARINA i, Said, hey IF i got a snake up in,
here what's the best way to get it? Out he,
said just get it out there and run it real.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Fast they'll get out of. It they'll fall. OUT i
go fall. Out oh my, god fall? Out are you?
Kidding what if he decides he wants the son with
me up on the, Day.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Well, well if he's coming out of, there he'll want
to get up on here and get out of. Trouble
yeah that's What i'm thinking, Too but it's just it's
just non polent snaight.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
Briar. Scratches.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Now, so my my good snake bad snake neighbor with
his snake, Boots, patrick who you Know i've been telling
me should come take a, ride decided this was a
good time to take.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
One let's, say it's also a time you let somebody.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
And about the time he started getting it off, here
he comes out of, there you, know just to get.
It and my other neighbor you, know was able to remove.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Him and get rid of. Him right while you watched all, THIS.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
I was managing here on top of the. TABLE i
was in a management position on off of a picnic.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Table, yes with a whole it's over, there Screaming, Bubby
you of all people know, though that means that area
is attractive To, OH i, KNOW i.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Know well you're going to have that around the, lake you,
know going time to.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
Time.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
Bubba if YOU i think good, snake bad snake neighbors
letting too many of them get, away you, know.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Of course it is because we call ours on our.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Side, well and this was on your, property so it
goes under your, ruling not the good snake bad.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Names, well if it's in my, stuff it definitely.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
Does.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Yeah so, uh you, KNOW i appreciate both of my
neighbors help with removing, that you. Know and it turned
out it wasn't a giant snake by any. Stretch it
may have been you, know eighteen inches or.

Speaker 7 (49:38):
Something.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Worm, Uh AND i think as we as as we identified.
It you, know at about thirty foot away it appeared
to be a northern water snake or some. TYPE i don't,
know but BUT i want to be. Clear Jet ski
is not an. Apartment do not be setting up shop.
Now the thing that did bother, me, though is that
it was in the one THAT i had been, on

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not the ONE i saw. It AND i really think
the one THAT i saw was bigger than that one
to begin. With but now you, know anytime you see a,
snake they're bigger than. You you, know when you first see,
it you. Know, well, so but What i'm let me
say when they catch you off?

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Guard right?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Right What i'm thinking those you may just saw the?
Kids well that's WHAT i was killed a. TEENAGER i
Know mama was around there. Somewhere mama still in that other?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
One has it given you the he b gbs that
that you might have been riding around with one underneath?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
You well what if you? Had what if that thing
would have crawled out on?

Speaker 5 (50:33):
You that's, OH i have to give the abandoned ship.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Call would you JUST i would have slowed down and then.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
JUMPED i would have probably fought with it to begin
IF i knew it wasn't, Poisonous i'd probably fight with
it and try to stomp.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
It for a.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Minute and then now if it had that old triangle,
Ahead i'm out of. There i'm doing a swan dive
on top of.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
That and then it dives in with. You, now, yeah
what AM i gonna? Do You you don't get in
the water with. It drive that thing over a cliff.
Somewhere that's where you gotta take it right off the.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
DAM i, thought SHOULD i just burn this?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Thing you?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Know says it on fire? Bell so now every time.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
Ride buttoning on there in the countdown, starting.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Who's gonna check this under the seat every time you ride?

Speaker 5 (51:20):
It NOW i need to tear that thing, apart just
to be sure they ain't set up housekeeping in.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
THERE i didn't want to look really.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Ricking, bubba Ricking.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Bubba we were talking About Speedy son getting the driver's,
license and we talk a lot about life out of
traveling and pet peeves involving driving and and things like,
this and and we've also talked about there's the riding,
passenger you, know with your wife, Driving and As i've,
SAID i do believe that you KNOW nascar missed an.

(51:54):
OPPORTUNITY i think my wife could have been what they
Wanted Danica patrick to. BE i, THOUGHT i think she
could have got the car to the, front you, know
and and could have been a contender because she she,
drives AND i mean she's, boys she, drives and she's
she's going to the, front and so you, know we
talk about, this so she will say that she WHICH i.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Understand no one wants the back seat. Driver nobody enjoys.
It oh yeah. Yeah and riding, PASSENGERS i don't like
being the back seat driver because it kind of makes you, sick, Right.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
And if you list, admit when you ride, passenger it
doesn't feel the same way as being the. Driver, now
many times the passenger thinks you're in trouble more than you.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
Are, well if you're the passenger and you're used to,
driving you feel like you're riding in the ditch because
you are to see in the middle of the.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Road how many times do you put your foot on
the floor if you're riding with your wife and press
as hard as you.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Can, well, no USUALLY i just try to brace because
my head's going.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Back.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Right So sherry drives AND i.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Will mention every now and then it's okay to coast,
right there is a there is a third option on
gas and break.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Right my wife drives whether she had as four people
in the car or whether she's by, herself exactly the same.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Way so so, anyway so when she's over in the.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Passenger's, seat then you, know, Thankfully i've been given all
the HELP i need to, drive no matter how Long
i've been. Driving and one of the things that she's
starting to really get on me about is she says
she does not like HOW i handle the. Horn and she,
SAID i think YOUR i think your horn use is way.
OFF i think you're quick to the.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Horn SEE i can't even remember the last time the
Horn AND i tell, you who's quick to the horn
Is Dan.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Mos, yeah we've talked about, that and you don't DO
i don't do. That it's what she's talking. About and
we had to disagreement that. Home REMEMBER i was the
one AND i have people had someone last, week uh
JUST i mean that's our Recent it was thank me
because they live in the same area of town THAT
i live, in and they thanked me for. Correcting if it's,
red go, ahead if it's, green be mean to keep

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the flow of traffic going in a certain. Intersection and
these are the people that when the light turns, green
they keep letting people in out of adjoining parking. Lots
And i'm, saying we only let people in when we're
at a stop when the light is, red because.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
That's a better efficient use of the time because you're
not moving forward.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Anyway when the light is.

Speaker 9 (54:09):
Red go.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Ahead if the light is, green be, mean because the
flow of traffic will get these people out quicker than
all of us keep. Stopping we've all been there when
you're sitting at a red light and all of a,
sudden the light turns green and the person keeps letting
people from adjoining parking lots come in to the point
you don't make that.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Light you go back to red, again and so do.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
They you're, like, no we had the right of way
if we were at stopped and you want to give
them room to come out and get in.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
Line that's. GREAT i do that all the. Time people
do that for, Me thank. You but when the light is, green,
now the flow of traffic is.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Key.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Okay so, anyway a lot of rhymen.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
There, Yeah so you, KNOW i feel Like i've been
INC i feel Like i'm trying to. Help And sherry
says that my horn is not.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Helping it's.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Rude AND i, SAID i have to disagree with. You she,
SAID i don't think you have proper horn.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Etiquette what are you? Doing and AND i said.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Why she, says you honk at everybody who pulls out
in front of, Us AND i, said, well, YEAH i
want them to know that you shouldn't have come. Out
you you may you made us go to the, break
and that you shouldn't be doing. That she said that
that honk is reserved for somebody like you would have
hit if you hadn't slammed your brakes, on you'll. Honk
AND i, said, well if you want to know my

(55:21):
rule for just a, minute if you'll let me just
have a, Moment i'll tell you my. Rule my rule
is IF i have to break my tempo and my
speed in any, way shape or form it was to,
close you get the.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Horn IF i have to touch the, brakes you get the.
Horn you come up on them really hard and.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Horn if IF i have to come off the, accelerator
you get the. Horn she just a little, quick she,
Says she, SAID i think that's quick to the.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Horn are you a? Driver AND i, said, UH i
was it rude to pull in front of? Me but
that person is so dumb to figure out what that
Horn i'm teaching giving me one? Home, hey you're teaching them.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Now if you IF i have, to IF i have,
NO i don't have. It IF i have to slam,
THEM i have to slam the brakes. On And i'm
coming up to your door and barely missing you That
i'm laying on it the whole Time i'm coming to a.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Stop i'm, like, goodness, okay are you giving like a?
Hey what are you?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Doing or is it just my hands go in the
air only if we had like my hands don't go
in there When i'm just, correcting watch. Out so that's
What i'm, saying watch.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Out you Know i'm? Here, Yes and now you look
like mean bearded guy in a truck is what you look?
Like that's? Fine, Okay.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Okay so, anyway so THEN i, thought, well WHEN i
ride With, shery unless you know we're going to go
end over, End i'm not gonna hit the horn BECAUSE
i don't want to talk about.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
It.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Okay so we sit there and we're at a red
light and the person in front of us it turns,
green won't, Go she, Go, MISSISSIPPI i, Will and then
she looks at. Me she, goes why aren't you? Hunking
AND i SAID i THOUGHT i was an overhunker and she, goes,
no you need to. Hone, now how long do you
give them before you? Home in that, situation, Goes i've
been in that. LIT i will tell. You here's WHEN i.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Honk all, right THEN i won't be quick WITH i.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Do it on the third, count change, one.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Two that's pretty much WHERE i.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Am the light turns, green because usually what you see
the person's looking down messing with their fail the light turns,
Green i'm one thousand and, one one thousand and.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Two, Honk, yeah that's WHAT i. DO a little bit.
LONG i honk on. Three IF i don't see those
tail lights lighting, UP i, mean you, know release and
they start.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Going that's one because most of the time WHEN i do,
honk there's no hope of them starting. There they're completely
not watching, Correct so IF i don't get it and
get them, going none of us are going to.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
Get but have you seen the people that quit honk
on that?

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Though oh, yeah, yeah it's Like i'm already rolling give
them a signal one thousand and. One, well that's WHEN
i usually stopped to, look who's?

Speaker 4 (57:41):
HONK i Think sherry is Misunderstanding i'm trying to help.
People i'm trying to help people that was. Dangerous they're
not listening or they're not.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Teaching when you're honked, at do you feel like it's
rude or uncalled?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
For if if it's, like what are you honking to me?

Speaker 5 (57:58):
FOR i will tell you, This most of the, TIME
i don't even know who they're. Hounking, YEAH i Will, Hey,
betty who the helping?

Speaker 4 (58:02):
THAT i will tell you you don't.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Know you don't know who it is Because i'm not
delusional about this kind of. STUFF i will tell you
out have maybe five. Times i've been honked four. TIMES
i deserved?

Speaker 4 (58:12):
It did YOU i? Deserve let me tell you it
was on me always gives my.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Bag i'm distracted at the red, light start looking around,
hard just asleep Catching and let me tell you a
weird honk.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Situation if you've ever ridden with me With Gerald, cat
he blows the horn a, lot but he's in the
passeng your seat blowing it while you're driving not really.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
You and, Stuff AND i love. That look that we
stopped the red. Light i'll see he'll reach over and
lay on the horn and then he'll look at. Me
somebody walks. BY i love. That i'm gonna start doing
that this. Year does.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
That and he also likes to put your car in
neutral when you're not looking and you go to hit
the gas to, leave like.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
That's, hey that's a great. Friend that's so. Good, yeah
so IF i come off the, Accelerator i'll touch his.
Gun that might be a little. MUCH i don't think it.
Is you, know LIKE i told my.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Boys in rush hour, traffic, traffic it's a little give and,
take you're gonna have some pull out in front of,
you just a little because they need to get you,
know get going to but you're honking on.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
That If i'm take off my foot off the accelerator
or touch my, brakes you get a. Home but they're
not learning anything. Now they don't. Know if they're not,
coachable and of course of, memory it. Matters.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
NOW i will take a int account if we're in
rush hour and it's their only. Hope If i'm at
just the random, road and if all you have to
do is wait on me to get, by and there's
nobody that. Does and you forced me to slow down
Back and All i'm saying is you can only get.
BACK i get, Birds, yeah a lot of. Birds i'll
get people look around and they usually they'll look around,

(59:51):
angry and then they'll see like large bearded sunglasses and
sudden they're, like oh my, gosh you just got me this.
FAIR i might follow me. Home, Yeah and one TIME
i did dearn to follow go. Home remember that was
that guy was gonna correct yes for the rest of,
society BUT i didn't BECAUSE i didn't want to go to.
Jail but he needed to be corrected for on behalf of.
Everybody AND i would have been celebrated parade for me
IF i had have corrected that young. Man, yeah because
he was being real, dangerous swerving an out of, stuff

(01:00:14):
nearly hit an elderly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Couple he needed. It he needed more than a, honk
he needed he needed to Be.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Have you been labeled a premature honker By sheherys, Says she,
says my honking etiquette is well. Off, OKAY i don't
think it's way, Off but then she want to honk
somebody who's at the thread.

Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Line be, consistent, right So i'll have a stance. Knock
i'm making it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
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