Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 28

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's greatest hits,
flashing back through thirty one years of radio gold. Every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's greatest.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hits, ricking' bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Baba.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Let me also congratulate you today as we celebrate national
Did you know this national radio Dome?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I did?

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I did that. Play my favorite radio station, good.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Radio, like this Happy National Radio day radio.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Radio Transistorydo.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Just listen to the DJs on the radio station.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yeah, maybe the radio.

Speaker 6 (00:51):
You're not too mad at me.

Speaker 7 (00:52):
I was running a little bit late this morning, and
I was hoping you wouldn't be too mad with me.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
There's some some segments of radio history. But anyway, So
on November the second, nineteen twenty, station kd KA made
the nation's first commercial broadcast. They chose that date because
it was election day and the power of radio was

(01:20):
proven When people could hear the results of the Harding
Cox presidential race before they read about it in the newspaper.
Revolutionized Rick beat the newspaper again after again. After it
went on the air only four years later, there were
six hundred commercial radio stations around the camp.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Is that not amazing?

Speaker 6 (01:39):
And Rick, you know the guy who did it all,
Doctor Frank Conrad was a area Ham operators, you know,
so he was already transmitting. Yeah, well he was already
a broadcast about doctor Frank.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
When I saw that that fact in our story, I
didn't say it on purpose because I wanted you to
have a.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Mister Allen, good.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Morning, miss Trailing. I hope you're not too mad at me.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
I was running a little bit late this morning, and
I was hoping you wouldn't be too mad with me.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
You know, it gives me that sound effect. He wants
the door open him, but it sounds like a change.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I really need you to do Betty's intro that way.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Hey, welcome to Betty's podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
You you can't use mine. I built her. You have
to bounce like that.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
He's in his own world.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'm just but what was the Barney master?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
What was too mad? But I knew what was funny?
Is I remember those sounds of freak records where he
got it. I regretted that there were so many cuts
on it.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
You have to count. That ain't a change.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
So it is this national ready at this point let's
see what year is it.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
No, I'm trying to do the math that that is
forty years old.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
Wow, and he's still mad with you. So you any idea?
So I want the rest of it. Get your head,
feet on the floor, head out of bed.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Let me play it. That was chip churned in the
chili dippers.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Don't be mad with me. It led to that. That's
where we that's forty years you're now you've left in
another world?

Speaker 7 (03:49):
You know?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
You to do this? Can I go to the lake?
We'll come back. We'll take your phone calls.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Next, Let's host girl well go congratulations National Radio DA
Radio DAB.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
More of the Rick and Bubba Show coming out in Bubba,
Rick and Bubba well about have an email here that
was sent to Speedy from a listener and everybody needs
to be listening because this is this is a close
This is an interesting little journey we're about to go
on and and where it ends may surprise you. Lee
says that she went to You know you can go

(04:27):
to is this a recipe on ours? On the website
under goodies right you go to Rickenbubba dot com if
you're ever looking for how Bubba defeated plantar fasciatis, how
to make spiral dogs, or to how to make uh
Speedy's wife's protein balls. We have those and things like that,
little documents and stuff there. If you go to goodies

(04:48):
you can find that kind of stuff. So it says
I copied your protein ball recipe when you guys posted
it on the website a few years ago. And uh
and and my family has made them many times and
they love them. But I wanted to tell you wait
for this, everybody, wait for it, for it. I would
like to inform you Speedy that Tom Brady now likes

(05:10):
them as well.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well how about that. Let me get this straight.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
So what you're saying, Greg, Yes, we're saying that Tom
Brady appears, according to this emailer, to enjoy Speedy's protein bolls.
It says we have a very close friend that that
we share the recipe with, who's the chef for the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And she made them for Tom Brady.

(05:33):
Needless to say, he fell in love with them to
the point where she keeps them made for him.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
All the time.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Now she she did at his request. I guess make
a slot change to the type of peanut butter used
but that's it. That's the only difference in the recipe
is a different brand peanut butter for top.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
That right there is what makes me believe the story.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, soility you know how he is about his food.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, so I think that we can say with you know,
a little reservation, but not a lot of reservation. That
apparently unless this emailer is just a line of way,
which I don't think they would be.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
I mean, why would they email they just.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
If I was gonna make up a story. I mean
that this is a good one if you did. Yeah,
but Greg, I mean if if the tie is to
the chef and the chef to Tom Brady, that's not
that long a route.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's really not got Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
So what you're telling.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
That Tom Brady actually loves Speedy's protein balls?

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
And now it's according to this email to the chef
says I haven't prepared every day?

Speaker 5 (06:38):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
You never know?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Don't you?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Hey, Speedy, could you did you.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Apply that show is like the little engine that could
do you think you could get a picture of.

Speaker 7 (06:47):
Tom uh enjoying one nibbling on one of those protein balls?

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Did you email back to the emailer and say if
the chef could get a picture, Yeah, get a picture
maybe holding some of the balls out.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I would love to see that.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
And then that way we there they are, he's got
the protein balls and and.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
He's like NFL ball in one hand, your ball in
the other.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Didn't she say that's good, chef is a female slightly
deflated football over here your protein balls.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
And this isn't right right? I didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I didn't really, I didn't reply with that. I did reply.
I reply to this, No, I did. I just didn't
ask him to take a picture of him holding the
protein I don't you.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
Love the show anymore?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I did.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I did ask if, like, straight up, is this legit?
And and they're like, yeah, I just wanted you to know.
So I'll go back again and then ask for the picture.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Just say, look, I know you might not be able
to do this, and don't don't overplay your hand and
I ruin the relationship with the chef. Ask and just
say if it's a no, I got it, because you know,
you never know unless you ask. You know, I've had
people before sometimes say things like they might be a
fan of the show, and they're like, you know, I
never wanted to ask you this but I said, well,
my goodness, that would have been that is that's nothing sure,
or sometimes I say, yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I mean, you know what I would like to know.
I'd like to go a little little deeper into this,
and I'd like to know if he likes the cold,
because they're they're better cold they are, uh you know,
I mean you don't want to if you make your
protein balls, you want to keep them cold, like maybe.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
In a cool but she keeps them in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, maybe so I've never had.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
If you, if you're Tom Brady, you have a refrigerator
just for these.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Right you don't You don't want them sitting out I
guess like on a table for like finger food.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
You want to keep them cold.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
If she's making them for him all the time, she
probably has to make them in bigger batches and keep them.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
Somewhere right right, Yeah, So how about that?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
You know, there's always these strange connections on the show
that that never ceased to make.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Don't make your fingers a little sticky too, So I
wonder if that helps them throw the Micah, that's it.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Look, when the NFL gets on the field, I will
tell you this.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
When I see Tom Brady, there's say I thought all
I was going to be amazed that was him in
the Tampa Bay uniform.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
There'll be something else. Now.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'll be thinking, I want to if you have some
Speedies protein balls before you went out here today.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
I's already did.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
What if in a postgame interview he said, I love
Speedy's protein balls, That'd be a big day.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
We really need a picture of him, no doubt. Can
you get Hey?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
No, gregok longer than what I found a way to
do with that man. So Greg, that's really I love
in your mind you thought that was Greg.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
And if you said Eagles fans everyon would have said,
I told you so.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
See you dressed too nice. Okay, I'm done. You gotgency
never done a good one.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
They may we may fake take it a knee, then
we throw it for a big one.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
The way you're doing, old buddy Ryan drop.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
All right?

Speaker 5 (09:41):
So can you get on this? Can you get this handle?
I sure can't. We gotta have we gotta have a
picture of that. We gotta have documentary closures what we need.
That's that's kind of now.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I wonder if he if he has I wonder if
he has shared his uh protein balls with any of
the other teammates, like.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
That's probably you're eating your pro The chance of the
bugs as whole right now are enjoying Speedy's protein ball.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
It was so hard for you to say that.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
Gronk's probably had a few. He'll tear down a protein
ball in a minute, rough with.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Them by the hand, by the handles, DG.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
This is do. He's just turned my BC off, just
turned my I've had to. I've had to disarm graves.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
MI.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
I had to. That's growth rut there, but disarm if
that's quick, you know what? Just what he said is
everything that Jesus right? Okay, all right, all right, so
I got you. I've got lease sale, I M.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I might call.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
I don't know if it's a he or she? How
hard we laugh. Also, there was some ESPN behind the
scene story.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I thought that in the letter it said she as
the chef, but the email, Oh okay, it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
That may be mail. It may be a female too.
You don't know. He's a gender bend, right, That's what
I'm thinking. I'm gonna taste sped more like a male. Yeah,
I agree.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Well, we called the front office about the Chicago Bulls.
That time, we call the Tampa Bay Bucks and asked
that's true.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
We got I'd like to get the chef on the
phone and ask about it.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Also, I'd like to now that we have a speedy
moment here, I would like to share it.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Okay, we got happy.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
We got an email about you coming up next, Adler.
But that's funny, all right, So so.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
You I got called.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
I got almost choked, by the way. So tomorrow night
you're doing the stadium height for the U A.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
B Blazers. We've been talking about that. People need their
hot man now more than ever. You're going to be
You're going to be in adverse conditions, and we were
telling you got to go above and beyond to get
the crowd fired up. You're going You're gonna have your
work cut out for you tomorrow. I'm already an over greeterer,
so I don't want to go over over us.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Here's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
If I'm not mistaken, you know how, sometimes you have
to go back into the vault and say, let me
go back to what worked before. Tell me if I'm
imagining this, I could be wrong, but I think this happened.
Even if it didn't happen, you need to do it now.
Paint your head as U A B. Folly, paint your
head as.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
The UA B football helme. Yes, Rick, I did that.
Titans didn't.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah, And it looked just like a helmet. I mean,
I mean it looked straight. But boy, it was so
hard to get off, to the point where I'm like, well,
I'm not doing this anymore. Maybe head painting has come
a long way, but getting it off was miserable.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
You know that family that Georgia Bulldog people, is this
whole family.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Don't you think if you ran out of that tunnel
and your head was painted as the U A B helmets?

Speaker 5 (12:49):
Oh my good?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Or at least if he's not gonna go full helmet,
at least you do the dragon on tip top of
your head. I want the full hel When you did that,
when you did that with the Titans, it.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Was a game changer. Yeah. I like seeing that. Yeah, Yeah,
there's picture somewhere. It's somewhere. It looks just like that.
I need that.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
It happened outside the stadium too. There was a there
was a face painter said, hey, we can turn it
into a head painting.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Thing here, and we went with would you be willing
to do that tomorrow night? Because I think it calls fork.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
You know, tomorrow night. It's a little a little quick
golf swart. I'd still have stuff on me Friday, so yeah, say,
don't take it off at all. We got a three
day weekend. Yeah, well, you'll be doing best at that.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
We won't get it in joy Friday's time, though, we
wouldn't never see it back the time we go back
to Tuesday's gone. Look all these examples plays your helmet.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
I don't know who could paint it because there was a.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
There was a nurse. Peeps all there.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
They're out there and we can get that resolved. Tom
Brady's inating your brotein balls.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
This is nothing ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
A couple of items coming out of the Burgess House recently.
I did tell you guys off there, but I didn't
own the air. But I had another thing I wanted
to add two of some things that are going on.
You know, there's all kinds of things that show that
you need some work. Matter of fact, we're talking about
the Bible study that we're doing right now. Focus is
on the fruits of the Spirit. Well, we had already
finished that or were getting to the end of that
same book. It's by Jerry Bridges. It's very good. I

(14:11):
don't want the Bible has to say about this. And
so we were doing we're doing the Bible study at
home as a family too. Well, there was we were
actually we have a little screening porch where we usually
eat dinner most every night out there, and so we
were deciding that we were going to just do it
out there on this particular day. And you know, there's

(14:34):
a lot of signs that tell you when you need
help on something. When my two sons, my wife, and
I all got in the argument with each other to
the point that everybody huffed off in silence as we
were discussing the fruit of a gentle spirit. And I
realized when I called the family back together and I said,
the fact that we just got in a fight discussing
gentleness means we probably we got some work to do

(14:56):
that we are not a very gentle bunch. As we
it all went south when at the end of each
chapter you start talking about different parts of this particular
fruit and you grade yourself from zero to five. And
there were major disagreements which led to the person who
had graded themselves what everybody thought too high in a
certain area to argue with the person who disagreed, and
then it turned into an all that five and so

(15:17):
that was that was That was weird. And then this
thing that keeps going on with my sixteen year old
and I don't know who to blame. I think Greg
he's now become a full fledged conspiracy theorist. I mean, god,
it's like it's I hear him talk. Hey, buddy, I'm good.
Hey Dad, let me. I want to ask you about something.
It's not gonna be one of these weird conspiracy theories.
He's got stuff and he's he just loves these things.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
Dad, Dad, Hey, man, what's going on? How it was
football prices?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
They're good? Hey, I want to ask you about this.
You know, Hey, how do you feel about aliens? And
I'm like, you're talking about people coming to our country? No, No,
I'm talking about out terrestrial Oh gosh, Brody, please tell
me we're not going to talk about aliens.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Do you think if they they might just turn around
to go by?

Speaker 8 (16:00):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I mean he'll say things like we'll be riding along, Dad,
What if everything we.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
See was just an illusion that was being created.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
What what are you talking about? I mean, like what
we see right now? What if this isn't real? What
are you talking about? Well, I'm telling you there's some
And I thought, I said, have you been talking enough
with Greg again.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
About all that? What do you think about dimensional travel?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Let's see, I think he's leaving Gregg's area.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, there's a combo of this, and I'm very upset
with with I said, where is this coming from? Because
I don't never talk I never talked about any of this.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Once you pass, is reality real? I think that's the
border over in my air?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Yeah? That's well. Then he got talking in dimensional travel.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
I thought, well, now we're full blown into the Bubba's
world now, son, I don't I don't know about dimensional travel,
and I don't want to talk about it. I mean, well,
I mean, let me tell you some theories. Now, please
don't don't.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Ever seen the movie The Final Countdown. That's one of
my favorite.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
If he get we get caught up in that, and
uh and and and then he's got this one thing,
this Pixar one. You know, there's a Pixar conspiracy theory
about that. They have a different message that all the
movies and please tell me we're not going to talk
about this.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
So now what is it? Rick, I haven't heard that.
Oh my gosh, by ba, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I can't take it. I mean, I mean, what is
the general theory? I can't remember now. He said so
many to me. There's just so many. You know, he
was the one that day. It started the conversation on
our show, and I thought that'd be the end of it.
But it's only gotten worse. Remember where you remember things
wrong right, you know, like me or mirror on the wall.
He loves that kind of stuff, you know where people
have said that it says this in the movie We've

(17:30):
all got it wrong. That's not what she said. He
lives for that kind of stuff. And it's like, now
I find myself dreading dinner. It's like, oh, hey, we're
going around. Please don't let it go over and him
start a conspiracy theory. And so We're we're sitting there
having dinner last night, and I'm like, I think, are
we not going to talk about I mean, he's just
come in from practice. Yeah, sweaty, mom's got dinner ready.

(17:53):
Come sit down, dad, let me ask you about this.
Oh no, no, he and Tyler need to hook ups.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
He just Tyler and all, oh yeah. And I blame
it on the bullpen is because those guys get down.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
There and you know that's a weird is.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
They get talking and apparently he uh, he hung out
with one of the pictures I think from Fresno in
Alaska and he can't. He don't think we went to
the moon. No, yeah, he goes, dad, you know we
didn't go. No, Like, what are you talking? I said,
you better not here to let Uncle Bubba hear that.
But is this the new thing now that you think
we could keep that secret down? Do teenagers and young

(18:29):
adults now? Is there a big thing about discussing all
these bizarre conspiracy theories and doppel ganger internet?

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Is that what it is? Is that where all this
this comes from? You conspiracy?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Oh yeah, they keep it stirred up there and and
some of it is so bizarre I can't even It
makes my head hurt. It's like, you know when you're
starting something like somebody says I need you to run
ten miles, start now, and your first few steps you're
like this, I know we're near being done with this, right,
and I just when it starts, I know.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
I'm like, this is gonna be and you can't. I'm like,
I can. Are you able to debate him on this?

Speaker 4 (19:07):
I just try to stop it? Right, I'm just like, Son, please,
I don't. I don't you know, you know Pixar, if
you'll look at all the different Pixar movies, so please,
I don't want to. So if you're three, what are
your three favorite Pixar movies? Then I don't know, Son,
The Incredibles, the Incredibles. Interesting choice? Did you know in
the Incredibles?

Speaker 8 (19:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (19:23):
I just the Incredibles.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
I like the theme of if you know is that
if if everybody becomes mediocre, then no one's super. I
thought I thought that was a fine topic. Oh no,
It's much deeper than that, Dad. This is talking about
a one world government. What Incredibles?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
I mean, it's just I mean everything. I'm like, why
an't you so obsessed with looking at pixel Pixar is
not giving us some sort of you know, prophecy or
what are you talking about. I didn't say prophecy. I'm
just talking about some things going on. And then he
said the alien I was given I always try to
kill the alien thing. I thought I had it dead. Yeah,
if you want to talk to me about it, I
think most likely this is spiritu warfare. What about dimensional warfare?

(20:03):
That's the same thing, bud it. I mean, you know,
it's principalities and all that. They in a different dimension.
So well, let's just stay right there. But I mean
you probably think they look like you think they're supposed to.
What if they just look like everybody else? Okay, okay,
that's good.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
How's he on the Nephim?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Oh, gosh, the Nephilim. Don't even get started on the Netflix.
Don't even get started on the netflim. I see, I've
got the Nephilim. It's fine, I've got it. So what
do you think the Bible wings about sons of men
with sons of God? Well, I think that's angels interesting,
And I said, well, that's that's what I think. Well,
let me ask you about this. What do you think
about the possibilities that there's always been other beings that

(20:39):
God created that you know, whether he does create angels don't?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
He does?

Speaker 4 (20:42):
He does, and they're different than humans, correct, So could
he create other things of different humans? He could they
could travel dimensionally, right, just like the angels. And then
let's just stay with angels and demons in humans. I
don't want to get it anything else. I mean, you
realize that Gliath, with all he was, was just an
ancestor of the Nephlum.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Got it.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
But we're good with that.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
I got Let's talk about the NFL, man, Let's don't
not practice fast and catch up?

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Does the team this week have a nefflin?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (21:10):
I got a question?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
When is that program?

Speaker 5 (21:13):
What's the day? Eighteenth?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (21:15):
And not paniced there for a minute. Somebody said something
about next week it's a whole hole. Wait a minute, now,
I ain't seen Hank enough. I hadn't hadn't whittled that
thirty six down yet.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Try.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
I mean, so you've got how long?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Two weeks? Two weeks to today?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Four sessions? Have you figured out what you're wearing?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Now?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
That's always dropping?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Here we go before.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
When Black and Red him right, that's right? What are
you gonna wear? I don't know, black and Red, I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
I don't know what it's ay, I'd go something different, Yeah, yeah,
get you to bad.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
And you wear shorts? Are you going shorts.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Well, oh yeah, I wear shorts.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Yeah, Hamsey brought something up out in the kitchen, and
I don't know whether to be out of this or ashamed.
I can tell you where I'm coming from speaking of clothing,
because you know you'll have to decide what you can
wear that day and how much ridicule ridicule you're willing
to take right. Helmsey says that he and this, shall
I sound an alarm or something? He fears that the
show though no way we can ever get to the
maturity level of what our age should indicate. He's afraid

(22:19):
there's been some maturation on the show somewhat that means
too mature. Yes, faturation, Yeah, on the show, saturation with.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
The damn say we even had any of that? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Well I think we are. I think we'll.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
I'll explain today to you, but from but I can't
speak for those shows.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
What is I saw Ri and I said this to
Greg too. I said, I'm really concerned about the maturity
of the show. And I meant that really in a
positive light, depends on how you take it. I have
wore two shirts this week that should have been made
fun of, and no one said a word like one
where so many we're getting used to it. No one
has even said anything about it. But see that's too late,
greg A.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
We're getting used to it, We're numb to it. I
can only speak.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Can you give me that word again?

Speaker 5 (23:02):
You faturation means too mature. Look now in the process
of maturity.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Uh, I want to say this, Hims and I can
only speak for myself.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Okay, I don't think we've had any of that.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
And and yeah, based on Bubba's comment on this word
that's too clicks back for him.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
But but but we're still in high school.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
But today I saw your shirt, had every intention of
making fun of it.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
But I don't feel well, okay, and so I'm kind.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Of going to put the effort to say how Tar
Hills looking. Well, No, it's not blue, purple, lavender. No,
I would have gone strictly with I would have gone
strictly with the gay Joe.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
That's That's what I've been thinking for shirt part.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
You think that part, you think that's Carolina blue right there?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
It just in glance. It was a love yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
But but what I what I'm saying is I'm gutting
it out. And I just got a text from my
seventy year old that he's checking out of school. So
we're all something's coming there, and I blame I think
the fourteen year old brought it in. Uh but because
he had games and he he didn't need to miss him.
So now it's some kind of something's got all of us.
At one time last night, I wasn't sure it's coming
in really throat felt. I was about to close up. So,

(24:21):
uh but I'll go back to making fun of people. Yeah,
but but but I bounced back, you know, after I
after I slept, but.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I noticed you couldn't said which bathroom to go in.
May have been the sheriff. This is too late. I
had to bring it to your too late. Matter of fact, Hey,
uh I want gou tar heels. Hey great, great.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
It does look well, that's way off, that is, I mean,
that's that's why some of years are not way off.
That's a big mess. But it this way, I thought,
Ham said. I offered to help Greg's son and his
future wife with the flowers for the wedding.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Yes, that's a yes, you have said something about it.
I can to see it, lavender, mate, it is full bloss.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Because we've said it.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
It's nowhere near nowhere near Carolina blue. It's not even
it's not Barney the Dinosaur. It's lavender. That light kind
of really the gayest purple you have exactly the truth.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
It's the color of something.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
As a matter of fact, if I'm not mistaken, that
shirt will be seen over and over again this Saturday
in Oxford.

Speaker 7 (25:24):
Rick strategically wore a one less gay on Monday because
I figured I'll at least get comments on this and
I can say, like I thought this up in my mind,
I'll say, hey, wait till Tuesday Wednesday, I'm coming with
another one.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
But y'all didn't even say anything. So I thought, well,
the golf.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Let's let's let me say this to you. This, this
is the problem is you. You called us first of all
on a Monday.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Okay, so you had you had that you were tired.
I was tired.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
And today, honestly, I saw your wasn't here either, so
that hell, that's right. I saw your shirt and almost
like a predator went to leap and I just didn't
have it, you know what I mean. I was like, hey,
I need to make fun. I need to make fun.
I need to make fun. Hey, this was me this
was really how I went. Okay, thanks Roy, Well that's
a cup of coffee and Easter termy right here. Wow,
just got a gay shirt on? Look, and then sudden

(26:19):
I went, and then I just kind of give you
the coffee. I gotta save that for the show. I
can't come out of my camp.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Okay, you know what I mean. It makes me feel
little bit better.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Hey, look out tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
But no doubt you got a bad shirt. Okay, but
and and no doubt And should it have been made
fun of?

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Absolutely? But now, but we did not do it. And
that and I don't know whether that has nothing to
do with maturity. It's just you don't feel good for me.
But thought it was a different color, right, Bubba thought
I was cooking. Bubba wasn't gonna make fun of Carolina.
I don't know why, Greg, it's the one that really concerned.
I don't know. I don't know. Do you feel like
your reason it? Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
What am I thinking? Horizontal strips?

Speaker 5 (26:56):
You can find you got one from to me? Easter egg.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I also said something and the only thing I could
think is I didn't realize Faldo had a line of clothing.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Yeah, that's one reason I bought it.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
But what I was saying, you know, like you wear
in the horizontal the color of the heads, you know,
like in my different various weights. I judged them by
I got two horizontal strip you put them on, get
your little and I'll go. Yeah, I think I'm there.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Nope, not there.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, if the lines.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Are curved, you know, you just go and then I
go put it. But nope, that looks awful to me
right there. Let me put that back up.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
So anyway, sorry, but at least I have an excuse out.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
I'm so good. That helps me. What's wrong with Greg?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Nobody knows?

Speaker 5 (27:32):
Well, I'm a tar Hills man. I didn't want to.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Well, take your phone calls next eight six six, we
be big.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Let's test my colors. What color do you think you
have on? I'm a dark blue? There you go. Phone
calls are next navy blue with a what color? Striking white?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba, Rolling stones are playing in Havana Bubba.
This is the first time there has been a band
of this level in this style of music since nineteen
fifty nine.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
I tell you everybody's gonna hoping their fifty seven Chevy
and head over to that big event.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
And how about this.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
At one time the government persecuted young people for listening
to rock music.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, well it is a great evil Rick, we.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Know that, yes, and so now so they're bringing the
Stone they roll next year. They're actually gonna show the
movie Footloose, the brand new hit Footloot. The good news
for the Stones when they when they play, I know
it's on the rock and roll, but I like it
that the Cubans will say, what a cool new song. Yeah,

(28:41):
I love this satisfaction.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
There's a lot of people in Havana today that think
there's a boy band coming.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Yeah, I don't know. It's gonna be seven years old.
Now they look older than we thought they were.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
And who's this Beatles we keep hearing about?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah, so uh yeah, Cuba with Rolling Stones, I mean after,
I mean, it's it's a whole new world for Havana
right now.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
Now.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Of course they're getting experience all this stuff without one
compromise on their part.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Whatsoever, mean we let them up, we had sure.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
So So anyway, the Rolling Stones, can you imagine what
that's gonna be like? So, so, anyway, other things uh,
we we do. We do have the Man in a Tree.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Is there any live coverage of that concert today? Because
I'm not tuned into that.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
They don't think they'll be streaming.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
I don't think they may. I don't know. Is Cuba
ready for that?

Speaker 7 (29:29):
I mean, they did it with the baseball this week.
I'm sure they can pull it off somehow.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Well, ESPN went there and go I know, so, I mean,
but maybe VHR one like that.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
On the two thousand channels we have, you can find.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Well, I'm saying probably should we got there, Well, be
a team that went there and said, if this historic event,
they would.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Have the concert? Absolutely, I would think.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
So, what's that there's a concert channel out there? What
there is Palladia or something.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
I just come up with that and I saw that
on the doll. Didn't know what it was. Yeah, irritator nowadays,
don't watch.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Their I thought that Antal for Ceramics.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Yeah, their IDs are really weird. Yeah, things keep it coming.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh yeah, winds Butterfly a weird really strange things.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, what is it?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
I tell you what the TV it has a lot
to Mark Cuban's Channel Access TV there's a lot of concerts.
I got some information I got I think I'll share
share from the movie share so anyway, So you're right,
though somebody may do this, Bubba. Would you like to
know who we sent to Belgium to give our condolences?

Speaker 6 (30:31):
Well, I imagine it's Secretary of State John Carey. Yes, it
is perfect guy to send somebody like that from somewhere
or some occasion like that.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Well, especially I thought it was Henry the Horse, especially
if it's condolence, just because he shows up with a long.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Foot, that's right.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
It looks sad, right, So we all got to get
those in. I'm not thrilled about Batman Versus Superman.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Don't care anything about it.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
That opens tonight.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I saw one review already on it and they said
it was horrible.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Well, I don't like the concept. Then I know you were.
I know you were. People are gonna go to just
just say it go.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I'm saying, I'm talking about someone who likes to keep
the superhero hero movies simple, and I just keep.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
Good guys and bad guys. Why are we fighting each other? Well,
and we won't now, and the Avengers are doing the
same thing. They all make up and then why who's
mad at who?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Rick?

Speaker 5 (31:20):
This is the biggest fight since Jason took on Predator. No,
I know, well it's in.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
That just superhero version. Yeah, by the way, did you know?
And I've been watching this. The fourteen year old has
found this and I don't know what network had it
or whatever. It's one of the superheroes. I've always felt
like we're a little it was a little overlooked, and
it's a TV series now about the Flash?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I made the mistake.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
I made the mistake of just trying to saddle up
beside that already in progress, and all of a sudden,
he's sitting here a lot your head, your kids say
something to you, as if come on, everybody knows that.
And so I'm sitting there and there's some some bad
guy that it seems bad and he's mad had about
the flash. And then the Flash runs in, but it's

(32:03):
not the flash. That's the flash that shows about And
I said, who's this flash? I mean, like I had
asked a different like I had asked what was an automobile?
So you know, I mean, he looks at me and
he goes, dude, that's the earth to flash, And I said,
what what earth too? What universes? There's a there's a
flash in one universe and flash in another one. Did

(32:23):
you explain that? Let's watch my mind will not.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
Who is the flash with? Is he with the Batman? Superman?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Y'all stop please, it's good Friday.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I know.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Well you got to think of it like remember back
there when was a Green Lantern with Now that I
don't know, that's about a dumb.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
It was a good movie.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
I don't jump about the Green horn I'm sorry. You
said it was dumb, and you said thought it was
I thought Green Lantern was good. Thinking about the Green hornet, Yeah,
I don't know. I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Who's one in the Fedora? Well, yeah, I don't know,
or something got of superheroes.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Well, I gotta tell you didn't know if that's a
good rick because I've watched I've looked at it and
thought about watching it and I haven't.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Well it's no blank Man. Well, oh my goodness, remember
that that was a classic.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
I like superhero movies, I really do. They're usually well done.
There's usually a lot of action and a lot of explosions. Now,
now again, remember I was a little bit critical that
we're letting some of the fights just like we're doing
car chases going too long.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Way too long. And I'm tired of this computer generated
ruins the movie.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
It's like a cartoon. Here you go, it's a cartoon.
I tried to watch some of that San Andreas.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
The other day.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
That was I feel like playing a video game. Hey, Greg,
you're right, it's ridiculously I mean film making it. I'm sorry, cinematography.
Now we're getting in the computer. I had to pull
Dances with Wolves out just make myself feel better.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I think they want to make it look so realistic,
like it doesn't. It looks like it looks like you're
playing a video game, is what it looks. We're trying
to make it look realistic, but we've done it so
much it doesn't look really.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
It doesn't look real at all.

Speaker 7 (33:55):
But you're screaming it up with none of us created it.
I'm nobody in this audience.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Try to watch San Andreas try to already have anybody
trying to take a stand for commuter computer generation.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I'm nipping in. I love Scooby Doo wavies rake. I mean,
I just love when Scooby.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Is in there.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Real people.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
What make Roger Rabbit. We're we're creating our Greg Tay.
Let's don't cuts on Good Friday?

Speaker 8 (34:23):
Right?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Why not yet?

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Clothes?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
But y'all, so y'all think all this. Somebody grabbed the
hammer from Greg. But anyway, I tried to watch it
the Fury Road. But what I'm saying is, see, I'm
I'm one of these bizarre I am so inch deep
mile wide on superhero movies. I want to keep it simple.
Give me the ones I know I don't want. I
don't want all this weird space guys.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
You're in it more than I would have ever thought
you would be.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
I love these movies. I don't know what happened if
they're if they're good. If they're good question. Yeah, now
some of them are good, and I don't like the
ones that aren't good. And you know me, I'll be
critical of me.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
I know only Avengers.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
Who is a faith based by Who is the guy
pulling the bowl in their I mean pulling the Oh.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
I know he's about he's the I don't see that's
pee wee.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
It's what's his name? Hawk guy? Hawkeye? Hawkeye?

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Well, what is that he's got a bowl? Should be
with the bow.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Where's aqua Man, Where's wonder Woman? Where's Aquaman?

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Now wonder Woman, I understand appears and this next one
super one. Yeah, a lot of yeah, don't you there,
Don hurry.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Just simply say that one of my favor You can
just simply say when we were kids, that that Linda
Carter was wonder Woman and and and you know, yes
she was.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
There was there was no need for you know, We're
thankful in those days.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
There was no such thing as in the building just
to sit down and watch one episode after another.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
You know what I mean that you had to wait
till the next week.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
And that was probably about you're about to please. There's
no love it. I know you do, but there's no
need for it. Not every time.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, you've already said it.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Well I know I'm doing it again, right all right,
go ahead and again I see I see the phones building.
I'm really not wanting to get into the comic We're
gonna have to do that, Rick, all your geek friends.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
I'm not I'm not the comic book world. And I
don't know that's Marvel Slash too. It's over in the series.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Well, just like I said yesterday, I try to watch this.
I try to watch this flash thing. It is a
bunch of geeks about I try to watch this trash well, right,
I try to watch this flash thing.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Just send it to Greg directly. I'm not forwarding.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
They got plenty of they can catch up on it
because the ain't going Listen, listen, let me tell you
this right now.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Let me tell you this right now. They got all weekend,
they got all weekend staling, buddy. But what I'm saying
is this.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
This is how weird we all are.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yes, this is how weird I am. Listen, this is
how weird I am. Listen to what I'm saying, and
we do things. I'm saying that I have no issue
with people that have super strength to pick up a planet.
I have no issue if somebody's supposed to be able
to fly, I have no issue within this.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I draw the line, we're not gonna have multiple universes.
I'm saying that I can't go along with that.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
I'm sorry. That's all of that. If all of that
from A and M, I don't know about that, and
throw it now and I can see.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Break out all of that stuff. An alternate universe really
theoretically is closer to possible.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
Than I know. That's what I just don't like when
we get to run into all these different I don't
really like any show, and there's been many of them
that that deals with, you know, Back to the Future,
that was enough to rock my mind. That was a
good Alternate universes and time trial Terminator mess with me
too this time? Yeah, this time, and we're sending somebody back.
I'd rather just stat all that. Yeah, I just don't

(37:49):
like the way it makes my mind feel.

Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yeah, it makes your mind feel just like the eight
Birthday cake too much that I've the phone lines.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Look this, I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
A guy getting bit by an atomic spider and half
spider half human. I got no issue with it, but
I don't want to see him join them some alterned universe.
I better not see two Spider Man from two.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Different world Yeah, and one I was flying on the other.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
And I'll tell you what I better not.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
I say that, better not see Spider Man go get
a guy. I though I was a good guy. I
don't want that either.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
We'll be back ricking Bubba, ricking Bubba.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
We have a story involving you know, when we talked
about taking uh Dawson back to the scene of the
prank that went bad three years ago. If you've never
heard that story, it's recapped on one of our best
f CDs and it can be found on iTunes at
Rickonbubba dot com. If you don't have a hard copy
of that, or if hard copies aren't available anymore, at
Rickonbubba dot com into the store. So we were, you know,

(38:44):
on Sundays at our home church and I and I
was honored to be teaching at another church for for
a month, and it was good to get back to
my home church and had a great time with those
people for a month and was honored to be part
of that. But you know, you always like to get
back to your home church, see everybody and be part
of that. So I teach Sunday school with a couple
of you know pranksters themselves, you know, Mark Garnett and

(39:05):
Jordie Henson, which we've had on the show many times,
and so we rotate and it was my turn to teach,
which that means I'll teach at eight o'clock the youth
and then go to worship and then at eleven o'clock
I'll teach their adult class. That was kind of the
deal we made to be a group of teachers and rotating.
Whenever you teach the eight, you also teach the eleven.
And we teach, you know, like once a month.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
So it was my day. So it's a different setup.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
So the youth, you know, of course, it's going to
be what very high tech, so so you know, which
you know is not really my thing, but they I'm
getting better. So first of all, when they were talking
about this this new system we've been doing, they're saying,
you need to have your message ready by Thursday of
every week and send me what you want on slides.

(39:50):
You will be using the big screens and you'll put
the verses up or whatever, which is you know. I'm like, well, gosh,
now I got to get all that together and what
I want to eat slide And everybody was laughing that
I would never be pull it off and all that,
and and I've been pretty pretty good at it without
getting it.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Turned there because all I have to do is turning
in the information. That's all I have to do.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
And uh so, but when you go to the eleven
o'clock adult class, it's just a little platform, you know,
I mean a little what do you call a podium
and you lay your notes or the Bible out and
you don't use any visual okay normally. So so I
get there for the eleven o'clock adult class and there's
hints and he's all fired up, and it comes over

(40:29):
and says, hey, you still got your stuff for your slides,
And I said, I don't, buddy, I sent that onto
you know, the youth pastor. Well, you got it in
your email, don't you? I said, well, I probably do. Georgie,
I don't know why? Why what are we why are
we worried about this?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (40:42):
We can put it up on these two TV screens
in here now because they use like the choir room
and they've got some screens of bird where they put
up lyric songs and all that.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
I said, now I don't want to No, no, let's
do it. Let's do it. Send it to me, send
it to me. So you've got him.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I'm like, oh, here we go. So then you get
in the choir room. Didn't have any windows and it's
kind of underground, and I don't have great sell and
I wanted just back out of no.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
No.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Then he gets over there, and this is this is
where he made his mistake. That's where he made him mistake.
So he wants to show me how he can use
Apple TV to put his phone up on the screen
mirror well well, and his hastiness to show me that,
he just leaves his phone up on the screen. Now,
his wife's on the front front row there, So I realized,
if I text, it'll come up on that screen, you
know what I mean. So he look, he's got his

(41:30):
He's just like this. He's trying to find the email.
I've seen him because he can't wait to put up
the slot study and so he didn't realize. So but
his phone is now up there on the screens for everybody.
So all of a sudden I get down and I
get his text like that, and everybody's watching. Have you
told Kim's watching him? Have you told Kim yet about
this weekend?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Look, So all of a sudden it goes and it
comes up on the screen. His wife was up, he goes.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
You see her looking around and like that, she said,
what did she start going elseid? I go, it's Kim
still good with y'all? Give me that money?

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Look at all it goes and it comes up on
the big streets. From now, I'm throwing stuff up there
like like I think, I mean in.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
The whole class is screaming, and Kim's looking at that,
and she's getting a look on her face like and
he doesn't even know he's over and everything. He's I
just keep throwing various things up there. Uh, excited about
your new commitment to lose fifty pounds.

Speaker 5 (42:24):
Delete?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah, so anyway that don't ever, don't ever put your
phone up there on this on screens and leaving especially
now most people, most people would have let that go.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
But ain't no way I could let that. I don't forget.
I'm just about to teach, so just get I'm doing.
But anyway, but it's fun. Oh he brought the house down.
I could have gone further.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I was kind.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
That's how you could have got really stirred things up.
You could have. But but it was fun. What about
the first time you do it and you don't know
if it's gonna come up there? And also he goes
and it comes up on he thought it was Oh.
I was like, oh my goodness, this is like somebody
hand to me.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
This is great.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
He's to the car and you were. Now you were
telling me, so somebody's done something. I think this is
over the line, though, don't you.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Well, Rick, an Oregon man was upset because he didn't
get an invite to a family wedding.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
This is going a little far, I think, But his
brother and his father did so.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
As they were headed off to the wedding, Sonny Donnie
Smith thirty eight, Donnie call the two local airports closest
to their home and reported his father and brother as terrorists.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Hey, now, look, I know you mad about not getting
to go to the wedding, but over the love.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
His father and his brother were detained by the FBI
as they investigated the allegations. They were eventually released. Now
I read into that they didn't make the wedding.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
No, so, bubba, I hate to do this, but if
you can get the TV four here right there? Okay,
thank you. So I'm pitching him being to one colin. Now,
by the way, you know what, you know what that is?
That was half of it. You know, I've got handled
and the other I needed just color to keep up
with it and I just find.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
But anyway direct.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
The Oregon man could face a maximum sentence of two
years in prison or a quarter of a million and
a quarter of a million dollar fine.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
His sentencing is to be held on May the tenth.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
But let me be sure I have this right.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
So this guy does not get invited to the wedding
that his dad and brother get invited to, and his
way to get them back is to report them as terrorists.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
You know, if you and Pop would have went somewhere
like that, I would have done that.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I think that may be a little over the line, right,
And plus.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
It's a wedding that ain't nothing you want to be
invited to anyway. Yeah, I mean, what about when it
all settled down and they all got back together for
the first time, They're.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Like, really, you got in us, You're gonna be two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars lighter and sent all.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Three a few years.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
If you and Pop got to go hunting Texas and
I got left, now that's worth that's worth doing wedding.

Speaker 7 (44:51):
It is funny to hear this just after the previous
story we talked about, well, how far you took it
with Dawson, the extreme that you could have died that day. Well,
and it really is an act of God that no
one was hurtank you, Sherry, Okay, I'm just saying.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
I had I heard that.

Speaker 7 (45:11):
Y'all are saying this is taking it too far and
shots were fired. In all fairness, this guy just made
a phone, yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
In all fairness, And like I don't want to be
made out of hero one was coming yes, yeah, Greg.
What I'm saying is I don't want to be made
out of hero for bringing the wears is something that
we obviously had a problem with. The people need to
know how to use nine would one Now you know
it turned into a public service announced. But what I'm
saying is, if I could just for a minute, Number
one Gary did not clear live AMMO with me, and

(45:40):
and number.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Two he made a number two.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I thought everybody would just we'd announce it was a
prank and nobody would be gone.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Right.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
They got away from me quicker than I thought they would,
mainly because I was doing such a good job back
like I diden killed you know what I mean, You know,
if I had not done such a good job as
an actor, you know, falling down.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
The listen, listen, pray's God that it was Garnett and
Dawson think if it would have been someone that actually
carried a firearm or something, well we didn't know. Well
if but you didn't know, if I didn't know, and
then all of a sudden, I'm defending myself and now
we've killed Gary.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
If you would have just took Adler, he would have
he would have put some jiu jitsu on him and
disarm it.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Yea, All fairness is just gidding, except just Geared.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Let's face it, Gary has been in situations he could
have been kidding many times. Oh yeah, that's really not
a new this week. I mean, hey, I told that
guy I said, hate got here.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Yeah, so the.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
But you're right, you're right, and looking back, you're right.
And that's why those things.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Should I can guess what event there pushing and you
should not.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
You should not do that, you know.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
And when you come home laughing about with your wife
and you describe how great it was in her and
she's not laughing with me, that's a terrible day. Yeah, right.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
They I think things are funny like took him three
years to go back. Yeah, very traumatic, think about that.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
I don't think things like that are as funny as
we do. I think it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Yeah, and then Dawson doesn't help by showing all the
different scars and stuff. Yeah, all right, we'll be back
final phone calls of the iord at eight six, six
weeks before.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
What if Dawson, you know, what if that was his
George Washington moment, you know where he should have been
shot and he wasn't.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
His destiny was waiting.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Well, I think I think I proved that God's protecting
him for greater things.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Yeah, there you go, Rick. The man's name is Wayne Kaiu.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
Hay.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
I'm sure it is.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
He lives in the Yunnan Providence area there. Everybody knows
where that's at.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (47:44):
He spent two years raising a pair of puppies. He
bought the puppies from a mysterious Vietnam me stranger a
few years ago.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
And now let's let's go back to the word. You
just use the term I bought puppies from a mysterious.

Speaker 6 (47:59):
Yes, Vietnam means stranger, right, so he wasn't just Vietnamese, Yes,
he said. There was nothing apparently unusual about the puppies,
as he said. They were well behaved, he said, but
he began to notice some strange behavior one when they killed.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
His pet chicken.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Well yep.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
Immediately come to find out, as the puppies have grown,
he's discovered that they're not dogs, they're actually bears.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
So he buys two puppies and he doesn't know their
bear cubs.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Wait a minute, now, Rick, if you if you the picture,
if you see the picture of the bear and he's
got his little collar on, that he's he's in the cage.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
Here and wait, you see him carried out of the
host as a dog.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
I just don't see when he the first time he
tried to get it to fetch that that he would realize, Hey,
that's probably not a dog.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
Are we removing them from the man?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I don't know what that foot it is.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I don't know what that foot it is. You're not sitting?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Yeah, what about when you tell a bear to sit?
That does and you swe what it with a newspaper?

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I might give you when they're tiny tiny, No, I
still think I but once they got a little age
on them, I think it's pretty.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Obviously when it didn't bark at strangers, it growled and roared.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Don't you think that would be a given?

Speaker 4 (49:14):
I know, I know animal expert wang, but they're not
a little like black lab.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
They don't fetch you.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
You're not I'm not strength dog. You didn't buy it
from that mysterievous vendom's man, didn't you? Hey, where are
you gonna buy your bet for your pet? I'm thinking
the mysterious Vietnamese gun.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
He had a couple of cute puppies under his arm. Yeah,
I wonder what he told him? What breed they were are?

Speaker 4 (49:43):
They are black lab? That's what Rick actually back count
talk black lab.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
They're Asian black bears.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
He did eventually hand his, uh, his puppies over to
the Forest Public Security Bureau, Yes, did, and they were
re homed at a wild animal rescue center. So all's well,
that ends well for the chicken. Hey, two puppies you
brought home? Day one kill chicken.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Yeah, he played kind of rough with the chicken.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
And rough puppy. Puppy rough and I don't mean rough
like sound.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
When the puppy was out in the backyard climbing a tree.
What do you think I mean? Do you think that
would have been a giveaway?

Speaker 6 (50:25):
Wang your puppies in my tree again?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
You watch your puppies?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Oh man?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
That was actually the footage of Yes, it was.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Let's say it again.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
They came and get them.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
They come get puppy dated Asian bear.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Well, they hogged out of a how's you gonna do it?

Speaker 5 (50:47):
They're having a blast.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Do you remember when we saw a guy ran on
the football field, No he didn't nine do you rear?
We saw a guy got on the football fail he
was supposed and they carried him out in that sack format.

Speaker 8 (51:00):
Just like that.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
That happened and people be going crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
I tell him go fetch he he come back with chicken.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
I bet that bear is not a happy you sit.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
How about they know how to handle a bear.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
They handle it quite well. Yep.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
A lot of people don't know how to hog tie
stuff anymore.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
It does anybody anybody think that you saw a bear cub?
You would think it was a puppy.

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Really, you think he's just trying to get out of
trouble and he's trying to go.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I thought it was a mysterious Vietnamese man, I said,
black lap.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Well, I say this.

Speaker 6 (51:32):
Damn Moultrie has been looking at cougars for years saying
their cat right.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I don't know that's good you are, black labs. That's funny.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
I think I make your dog. Don't buy from Vietnamese.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Man, mysterious Vietnamese strangers. He was just coming through dumping
off off puppies.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Is this an episode of Kung Fu? Mysterious guy? We
walk out of the heels David Carroden, who.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
He saw him at the local nail shop.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Boy, Now you think when he sold him those that
he was like, oh my god, I got rid of them.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
What is he doing with him?

Speaker 5 (52:11):
What's what's the story?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
What did you Why did you have two bear cubs
to begin?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
What did he think? I don't think.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
I don't think I could sell him his back cub.
I say they poppy?

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Do you think a guy walked up to him and said, Hey,
what kind of puppies you got? And he went, oh,
these puppies are for sale.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Hey are those poppies?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Do they fetch you?

Speaker 7 (52:35):
Have you have?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
You'll have some money? You want? You want kill poppy?

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Don't you tell what he was trying?

Speaker 6 (52:43):
Why?

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Why are they sitting on their haunches?

Speaker 5 (52:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Do you think that?

Speaker 6 (52:47):
Do you think the pat Do you think he went
to the door when he needed to go out? I mean,
how can you train the bear. What what will they
in the circus?

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I got him?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
You know?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Why do these puppies stand on hang legs?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
I mean I just tear up honey.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
These stupid dogs all want to eat honey.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Why does the dog what does the dog have its
paul in the honey bush?

Speaker 4 (53:14):
He keeps sticking his head and be high, stupid dog.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
There's no bone in there. You see him over an
old log on his head.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
He kept putting on hounds to tap.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Really you think probably nowadays? You're right, my Donald Trump?
All right, so we'll be back. So there it is,
all right, little puppies. I'm like, gall you think he
just got busted?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:01):
You doing he theirs? What bad are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (54:03):
I think he had bears and when he got busted
he said I thought they were done.

Speaker 5 (54:07):
Yeah, I think that's you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
My black laugh.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Nathan, impel them, Nathan, go ahead, Navid.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
Look here, hoss, I just wanted you to learn how
to pronounce the name of that storm. It's Isaiah mm hm.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Of course you're wrong, I think really, oh he is. No,
I think yeah, that's that you're wrong.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
Let me ask you this because we have not heard
the pronounced that way, and everybody on the national media
is doing it a different way.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
Well they're wrong. Yeah, it's a biblical name.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
No, no, if you want to say that in Spanish,
that would be the equivalent to in English saying Isaiah.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
I'm good with that, but that's not how you pronounce it.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
How did you say it?

Speaker 5 (54:59):
He said, Isaiah.

Speaker 8 (55:00):
They don't name they don't name storms after Spanish people.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Oh my goodness, I go back to He tried to
tell us he was wrong and called us hosse.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
What they.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
That?

Speaker 4 (55:13):
Now they are doing that? They are they are naming
their international name. Now we're doing international. I don't know
how you missed that headline, but that's the new thing now.

Speaker 8 (55:22):
About ten years Well, I never heard of a hurricane
going to Europe.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
I on a cup of coffee with Navan. Think it's
Nathan within this time because Greg's dreaming. Who knows. We
don't know.

Speaker 8 (55:41):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Nathan so much? Did it act?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
He didn't mean to No, it's just I'm not I'm
not used to saying that name.

Speaker 5 (55:52):
Oh I thought you were doing what Nathan?

Speaker 7 (55:55):
What I do?

Speaker 8 (55:56):
David?

Speaker 5 (55:57):
What you said?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
So?

Speaker 5 (55:58):
So Nathan ships straight up?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
You said something we missed.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
What did you say?

Speaker 8 (56:02):
Yeah, I've said a lot of stuff. A lot of
people have missed understood. I'm trying to misunderstood.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Yes, yeah, yes you are.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I could see where that might happen.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
So so you're, you're, you're, it's it's, it's is. Thank you.
I think that's it. You have anything else for us today?

Speaker 8 (56:26):
Well you just keep on like he's keep listening.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
I feel like he's hanging from Hendersonville. Thank you. I
wanted more out of him.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Yeah, all right, you have a nice day, you too, sir.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
You too, Thank you, Nathan, Thank you for the thank
you for the insight.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Hey, Nathan, you call anytime.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Rick'll be nice. You did it.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
You did it.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
I didn't mean to do it.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
I know you didn't either. That's what was funny about it.
Every time you've got his name wrong like you do
everybody else.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
If if he could be a character though that, every
time we said it's naming, we just keep doing it.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
All about that. Uh it's Isaacs. But he said they
don't name the storms. There ain't no r arricade in Europe.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Thank you, Nathan's solid gold right there? Did he not
sound like hang from Hendersonville.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah he did.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Yeah, he's definitely what he does. I'm gonna go on
eat for a week. He didn't sound a lot like
they were. Sorry nan Nathan, let's see yell, don't do
this to him. What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (57:47):
You sir?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
There's one the song on the time and I thought
they was here t mouth.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
You won't eat par.

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