Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 29

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's Speedy and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest Tits.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
We had an opportunity.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
It's been a few weeks back with someone made us
aware that a news source called al dot com had
presented the scenario if the state of Alabama, where we
do our show from and where we live and where
a lot of us were actually born and grew up.
We are Alabamians. Speedy's are only Mississippian, but he spent

(00:39):
the large portion of his life in Alabama as well,
and his family lives here now. But anyway, so we
were told that they were putting up a scenario what
if Alabama had a Mount Rushmore type monument?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
What would be the people who would be on it?

Speaker 4 (00:57):
And then it began yesterday the article was completed.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
They do it.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
They did a cartoon of what this this Alabama Mount
Rushmore would look like and the people who are on it,
Paul Bear, Bryant, Helen Keller, Bo Jackson, and Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Now the the in the the heads on this Mountain,
receiving the most votes, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
So now I couldn't leave prouder show you how proud
I am. I may say it a little louder. We
we were honored by the votes and your passion. Thank
you you the audience made this happen the most. The
thing that's most fun is now watching the journalists try
to take this on and say things that he can't
believe he's writing.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
When he when he put in in the Alabama Strong
state of Alabama to radio personalities, beat Bo Jackson and
Paul bear Bryant.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
And again we told a lot of you who struggled
with the Bear Bryant deal. He would have wanted us
to get our best effort, not to.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Oh yeah, because I mean I'm a I'm a fifty
that's trying to play it an eighty. Oh yes, you
know what I mean. That's a lot of ground to
make it if I can go use Bear Bryant terms, Rick,
can I think.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
A few people?

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Absolutely, I want to thank my homies. I don't think
my peeps tennis players everywhere and hem operators in four Land. Hey,
how about I just want to send a shout out
to them.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I like to thank all my peak in high school
men who got behind me.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Uh and uh.

Speaker 6 (02:29):
So look, let let me let me tell you guys
something here. Okay, yesterday because it's been a little confusing
because this journalist simply was doing a what if?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, okay, what is.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
It's just kind of a plaything.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
So so the article comes out yesterday and I saw
it for the first time. One of our listeners had
already had it and says, you know, I'm gonna choose
not to read the negative comments about y'all below the article, right,
but congratulations because it really did make a lot of
people feel And I enjoy that too, that it made
people who hate this physic sick.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I also enjoyed that. But anyway, the.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Time of day most of them was commenting, I was
kind of wondering why they wasn't at work.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
One of the people said, why do these people dislike you?
I said, please, never forget the source. This article came
out in the middle of the day and they were
waiting there with the time to go on and hate us.
That means they're probably not our not our core audience.
Most of the people that followed this show could not
have said anything on a newspaper article in the middle
of the day because they were either at work or

(03:28):
taking care of their family. But anyway, So, so my
phone rings. I'm I'm I'm writing in the in the truck,
you know, my my Dodge Ram. You know, I'm a
Hendrick driver. And I and I look up and I've
got my blue tooth like I like it. And I
see it is my mother's number, roaring in.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
And and so I answer the phone, Hello Mom. Well well,
and I said, uh, what's going on? Well, I'm just
looking at this article and I see my son is
going to be on the mountain and I and I said, Mom,

(04:05):
what just a second, Well, this is Rick. This is incredible.
This this really is And look look who you and Bubba.
I cannot believe that my son's face is going to
be a monument. Mom, this is you're out here in
the back, Dad. What what's Dad saying?

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Now?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
He's he's he can't believe y'all bet Bear Bryant. And
I said, well mom, Mom, let me let me slow
you down just a little bit. Here I'm looking at
is this what it's gonna look like? I'm looking at
this picture and Mom, it's.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
I'm staring right at Helen Keller's nose.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Yeah, Mom, it's it's not it's not a real mountain.
What it's it's just an article kind of like a
reader's poll almost kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
And did she wonder what mountain was going to be?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Well, she had figure Dad, it's gonna be on mount She.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Home, well, I tell you, I'll tell you another spot
there where we grew up.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Because I was.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Looking at it going down the interstate the other day
side of Ball Rock over there by Pale City. You
could see that from the industry.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well that's what I'm saying. She thought that's where it
was going. She was like, it could be a state park.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
We had money to run it.

Speaker 8 (05:08):
Bubba.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
She she had gone. She is gone.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
She had gone as far as to figure out are
they gonna use that one big rock or is it
gonna be You know that, I said, Mom, there there
will be no mountain in Alabama with our faces on it.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
It's it's just kind And.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Then you hear that pause. But but you know what,
this is still very nice that that people would do.
I said, it is, And well, I just want you
to know your dad and I are proud, thank you mom.
And uh and then she read some comments on right,
and I said, well, don't read the comments on and uh,
you know your dad will be out trying to YEA,
let's let's.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Not do that. Not do that please.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
So uh So, anyway, this this did happen, and and
the results are in and it's it's over, and it's
a it's another victory in the old Rick and Bubble collar.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
And the four faces, uh that will dawn the fictitious
mountain would be legendary football coach Bear Brant, super athlete
Bo Jackson. Rick and Bubba has one face, but two
faces in one's face, we get mini faces, I guess,
large face.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
And then Helen Keller, Now I want you to I
want you to hear that again.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
I know that's quite a group out of all the
people that have done wonderful things in Alabama.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
But see, our face represents y'all too.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Our faces that I might as well have Greg Speedy him.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
It's the show, show, it's the it's the listeners, it's
the spot, it's everybody. Everybody has a seed at that day.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
As a matter of fact, People's mountain.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yes, the people as a matter of fact, if my
face would have actually been on it, I would have
had the artist draw a tiny little head of of Ada,
right yeah, and they would have been room for it
there on my enormous face. But but the but anyway,
so so I want to say it again now, and
this is what had a lot of people furious. Paul Bear, Bryant,

(06:54):
Bo Jackson, Helen Keller, and Rick and Bubba. And what's
funny is they have all them and they're very you know,
because they're monument worthy. They have monuments, all three of
them do, right, Okay, they do.

Speaker 6 (07:07):
They all have their statues.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
They have monuments. Now we don't. We don't even have
an Ollrick. That kind of hit me. We're statue lists now,
we have no monument.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Okay, I've got the golden helmet in somewhere in the
trofication Officer High School. It's way back in there.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
Matter of fact, second team All County one time.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
See that's all we got. But but anyway, so and
then we get a marketing award sometime.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Yes we did, we did.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I've got that, okay, but we never got any kind
of like when they hand out radio awards.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
It's as if we don't even exist, Rick, I.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Mean, they don't even call us to be nominally.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Well, if we would get one awards scourge on radio, right,
and then that's the one.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
We would get.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
Right, But as long as the people are all right
with it, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well I'll take it.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Would scare me if we got an award, it might
mean that, Rick, You forget, we've been doing this twenty
one years. If you go back one of our CDs,
what's named I think it was named fourteen years Still
no awards.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Gave some of those out yesterday, and.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
You know, I thought when we did that, somebody might go, wow,
we probably need to recognize them. They've been doing it
longer than anybody else. Heck, I hate it, But that
didn't push usself the top. And now I'm kind of
like I don't want to be because it would surely
be a gen.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I hate to go Robert Downey Junior here, but he
made a schnid comment at one of the Oscar ceremonies
that he knew he knew his superhero movies were not
going to be awarded, but he sure did like what
they were able to do for it, right, Okay, and
he would much rather have the the box office of
the Superhero movie than some award of a movie that

(08:35):
nobody wanted to sit.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Well, you know what I mean. It is so and
I'd much rather.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I'd much rather what the audience has said about the
show means much more to be than what anybody in
the industry would say.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
There is no there's no greater award in my book.
When I'm out and someone says, you know, hey, love
the show, Can I get a pick?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
And I love it?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
I love I mean that just like I mean, I'm
just as happy as a color.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
It's the first thing you say is I hope you
got a wide an't right?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Right?

Speaker 6 (09:01):
Or selfie stick? You know, or somebody can help us out.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
And I said this yesterday to the to one of
our sales teams, the national sales team. This is the moment.
I had this moment this past saturday. Okay, uh, the
powers out because of a storm. I've gone into course
to some historic candy store, right and and the and
the uh Punta Clara I think is the name of it.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
It's a family show.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
It's a little it's a little legendary house that has
been selling candies down in this.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Part of the world for forever.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
So the powers out and we're walking away and this
nice young man comes to the door and he says, hey,
do you want some candy?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Of course I sit with it. Yeah, that's why we're here.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
And he says, the powers out, but you don't come
in cash only, homie. And I said, super nice young man.
And he says, wait a minute, where do I know
you from? And I said, well, it could be a
number of things, right, yeah, I said, maybe maybe you
send me at al dot com. And he said, hey,
are you you know I thought always did ricking up?

(10:02):
And I said, well, yes, I said, you know, I'm
not ricking bubble, but I am actually rid Rick. And
he says, I got I got to get my dad
on the phone. He good, gracious, So listen this moment. Now,
this is when it all, when it all comes to you.
I get on the phone with the dad that dad
could not have been nicer. He suffered through various affiliates,
and he now has to tune in and out whatever. Hey,

(10:23):
I I every day I'm in Shout out to Kelly.
Shout out to Kelly, Kelly down around Fair Hope, down
in that area, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
You know what he says to me.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
And while I got you on the phone, listen, And
while I got you on the phone, I kid you not.
This was part of our conversation that my pillow is
everything you said. And I said, well, Kelly, thank you
for working that into our conversation. He says, I couldn't
believe it. He said, I, you know, whatever, when you
guys y'all let me some cool products, you go back

(10:53):
to the only award reb god. I mean uh And
and he said, I'm loving my my pillow. And I said,
then we got the whole discussion about one of the products.
So that's what it's all about.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Now.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
If the industry doesn't recognize us, and I'll take that
any day, we'll be.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Right about Rick and Bubba, Rick and Bubba.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Well, I don't know, first of all, is there a
dog that actually I know there is? You know there is, Yeah,
because people tell you about it all the time.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
I've had several conversations lately about it.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Several several several. He rise the word several means many
several several.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
I stand by.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
This shot comes up at me times.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
You know what, I think they should be called a
crash dog. All right, let's get and then we have
this like that crash. Somebody said you can get one
at my poodle dot com. But anyway, the the the
other thing is this. The other thing was this thing
about puppy leave, where people are taking leave of absence
from work like a like a paid leave to for

(11:47):
the puppy's adjustment. Yeah, Marie and Dothan, Alabama. Marie, go ahead,
welcome to the program. How are you?

Speaker 5 (11:54):
I'm how are y'all?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Fantastic?

Speaker 10 (11:59):
So?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, my job I had before now and my boss man,
actually another male took like a full week of leave
went out of state, I believe, to get a new dog,
a new puppy, and the time it took to train

(12:21):
him and all of this stuff, you know, and get
used to him being at the house and all of
this stuff. He took a full week off work.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Would you be training the dog? You're gonna be there
all the time?

Speaker 9 (12:34):
Look, I don't.

Speaker 11 (12:34):
Know, yes, did so?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
You don't work for that company anymore, did, do you know?
Can you imagine I'm sitting there trying to make the
numbers work. Somebody says, hey, where where's where's our manager?

Speaker 9 (12:56):
Where where's the.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Guy, we got running and guy says, well he got
a new puppies took a week off.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I would say, well, wherever he is with the puppy,
tell him to stay there.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
So all right, so we continue as a best friend, Rick, Patty,
Patty Grass.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
You.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I love when Charlie Brown says a snoopy when he's walking.

Speaker 9 (13:21):
They move out and the Snoopie's leading the boot.

Speaker 6 (13:24):
Yeah, best friend, Patty. Oh Charlie Brown, God love him.
You know you are a blockhead, but you did good
a nice tree. Uh, Patty, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Can anybody confirm there's dogs that let you fall on
them called seize your dogs?

Speaker 8 (13:43):
Well, I know there's.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Hello, Yeah, go ahead, Okay, I.

Speaker 12 (13:49):
Can't confirm that there's dogs but'll let you fall on them.

Speaker 11 (13:53):
But what I was.

Speaker 12 (13:54):
Thinking about me and y'all are laughing and it's funny,
but the diabetic alert jobs are serious saying. They're very expensive,
but they are trained to sense the breath of type
one guy that I have a daughter.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
That no, no, that's that that that here here we
go again.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
That that's not anything we're talking about. What we're saying
is we know there's these dogs. We know they're important.
Bubba said, they let you fall on them. That's and
we're trying to figure out whether a dog lets you
let you fall on them. And I don't think dogs
let you fall on them.

Speaker 12 (14:29):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Yeah, ye talk about the dog, but I don't think
I've never seen it. I'm just going by what people try.
You got the lady on the floor in their heads,
like bouncing up and down on the floor, and the
dog gets up under.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
It like a pillow.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Yeah, version of that, I guess, But I know that's
the difference between letting the dog.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
There's not dogs that let you completely fall on them.
I just don't think that's right. What I mean call
these people you talk.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Service dogs, These your dogs all that we know.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Can you give me one of the several people that
told you that we didn't get them on I'll have
to track them.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
Do you think they's got to be five or six?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
But what I'm saying, do you think it's possible that
what they were talking about is what you're looking at here?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
It's not. I'm standing up and I follow.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
That one's pretty funny too.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I'd never seen that's incredible.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
But do you think maybe that's what they're talking, you're
already on the ground, heads hitting the ground, and they burrow.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
Because I don't know that you've been able to train
a dog to do that. It's is funny to see
it happen because I never see.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
The dog do I'm just thinking a dog couldn't survive
their owner can follow about this.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
I'm a dog.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
I'm like, I'm not letting that guy follow me out.
I'm just now that one's sliding under there when you're
already on the ground. Now you're banging your head on
the floor to keep your head from banging and licking
your face. Absolutely, but I'm just talking about I'm standing
up and the dog runs over me. Lets me find
what people tell me the head I don't know, did
you Is it possible maybe you misunderstood what they said.
No that wow, let's go to Josh, and you may

(15:55):
be right. I'm just said I've never heard that part before. Josh,
we all know there's dogs to help with that.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
And we also know you guys, we know all that
serious that'son has nothing we're talking about. Is there a
dog unless a person who passes out falling.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
That's it. If they are, I bet they're pretty big uh,
let's go to Huntsville.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Josh, Hey, guys, hey, buddy.

Speaker 8 (16:16):
Help man.

Speaker 13 (16:18):
Bubba's one hundred percent correct. I saw a documentary on
this and it was it was pretty impressive. The training
that goes into this.

Speaker 6 (16:27):
They spend.

Speaker 13 (16:28):
What they do is they take the dog in the owner.
They spend about eight hours a day and they put
the dog in a ring and the owner just does
elbow drops from the coffee.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I knew.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
All of us. Look, I watched Mother's place. He never
got excited. He was like, I'm gonna say the dogs
that don't be mad with Yeah, James and hunch James staying,
will go ahead.

Speaker 13 (16:58):
Buddy, Hey, good morning guys. Hey, it all started with
Otis and Andy Griffiths.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
So I got so, did.

Speaker 8 (17:11):
That happen on that he have a dog or something?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Did he fall on a dog.

Speaker 13 (17:15):
Or I think he brought in a goat or a
dog or something.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
The goat that he fell on it, I don't remember that.
I remember the ghosts that ate the dynamite and they had.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Natural I am doing it.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
So I rememberhim riding the bull into town or cow
or whatever. You guys again, I know there's dogs for anxiety.
I know there's dogs for seizures. I know there's dogs
for diabetes. I know there's dogs are all sorts of things.
We're looking for confirmation that there's a dog that lets
you faint and fall on it.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
At least four people told so, three.

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Gods of you knowing three people who know someone who
has a dog that breaks their.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Fall or off the chart.

Speaker 9 (18:00):
You know, I've googled. I just can't find it.

Speaker 14 (18:03):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (18:03):
I'm trying to finding holidays everywhere I went.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
We were talking about.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
What seemed like a hot topic.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Uh, let's go to Brandon and trustful Brandon, Welcome to
the show.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
How are you hey, Good morning guys, thanks for taking
my call.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Yeah, I hope all of y'all fall hit your head.
Well I won't because I got a dog.

Speaker 13 (18:21):
Stop. Yeah. My brother Brian is a bigg and like y'all,
man's man full beard. He took off a week when
he got a new.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
Chocolate lab and we gave him.

Speaker 13 (18:32):
All hacks for it.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
He did take vacation.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
This wasn't Yeah, well well now, at least he did
have the vacation. The company didn't afford him puppy leave,
but to take to take time you could have done
a lot of things, and it was it was for that,
and he did.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
He skipped.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
The rest of the family went there to the beach
who stayed at home to get the dog. Used to
be in a hule and I swether that he could.

Speaker 13 (18:55):
Have bought one of those broths that.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Some of the month uh man bud wearing guys where
to help breast food. Yes, this was this dog gonna
be just a pet or a hunting.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Dog peat the past.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Oh my god, I was gonna say, if it was
a hunting dogs, we got a little area we can work.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
If you have footage of dogs letting people fall on them,
Bubba at Rickingbubba dot com, or.

Speaker 9 (19:24):
If you told Bubba this during the break college, it's impossible.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
They just told you about the service of these dogs,
and you just don't remember the falling part. Right, Maybe
an accidental fell because what they do is close to that,
it's just not quite. I think they're alert you so
you will sit down and they'll pull your arm down.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
And yeah, maybe the falling on part just was an add.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
On getting Bubba ricking Bubba boy, I had bad news
the doctor yesterday. He said, the insurance each Timeing of
how insurance has changed and everything. He said, it's no,
it's getting worre. It's not gonna be your choice. On
the Colonnascoby, he said, the insurance is only about you,
but your age.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
You haven't had one yet. Exactually, you know, I better
enjoy Hawaii. They're gonna do something. Look forward to.

Speaker 8 (20:02):
What are they going to find you if you don't
get well?

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I don't know what. I don't know what he means
about that. He said that.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
He said an insurance was starting to get get on
him about it. Bubba's gonna hear about that the day too.

Speaker 9 (20:09):
By the way, does that mean if you haven't had one,
they won't cover a certain.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I guess that's where they're headed with this.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
So it looks like when I get back from now
with it, somebody else is gonna go to myland.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
And and they're gonna be there and on procedures like that.
Would you prefer it to be a doctor, you don't
know it all.

Speaker 8 (20:27):
Yeah, I don't want. I don't want to see around
the community.

Speaker 13 (20:29):
Rick.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I always want to there's a very very good doctor
in this this field, very good doctor.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
And and but.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
I go to church with him. Yes, and he keeps,
he keeps, he keeps saying, I got that handle. But
I just can't picture myself.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Laying there on my side with my drawers now, you know,
and somebody getting stop, get getting out, getting out all
the equipment and hear and are talking about the sermon
this past Sunday. I just I don't. I just don't
think that's the scene. Don't want to be in. Am
I wrong about that?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
No? But then I don't do somebody that may not
be any good. I know he is good.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
I think what you do is you get him to
suggest somebody, suggest one of his partners.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
At least you know you're in good hands, no pun intended.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
And you can't then you don't have to look at
them at church, no way, or a small group or
Sunday school or whatever.

Speaker 9 (21:15):
I mean, you don't want to be here and how
they love the show while they're doing.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
That well that boy Greg, Yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
But then you can't get comfortable. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Every time I see Hm at church, I always reach
out and think, when I'm shaking his hand, where's it being?

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Yeah, he washed it, I know it does. But you yeah,
I say, you don't know. I know that. Okay, So
if I came, if I.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Came, if I didn't make it that much better?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
What if every single day a little bit looks like this,
these snacks, these wonderful people brought us today. What if
what if this was a different office and I was
you know, I was a person who worked where I
did colon oscar bees and checking picture in the Frost States,
and I dealt with the all that I here. Jo Hey,
I'm a gastro and testinal guy. Okay, I'm constantly having
to go in there and check people's situation. And all

(22:06):
of a sudden you walk in there and they've got
him in the bat and I reach in there and
get me something for you, and I keep telling you.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Don't wear I wear glove. Yes, good point, I washed
my hands. I don't. I don't bother you. It does,
I don't. Can I tell him on the funniest lines.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
I've set him on the show several times, but it
gets me so so every times. And he was very funny.
You got to have a sense of humor. This guy
goes further than the gastro test. This guy was just
simply a proctologist. So it's it's just one rear en
after another. And he when he told me that his
first desire was to be a dentist, but he didn't
think he can handle bad break.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
That's funny joke.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
Off the butt hut. Yeah, shirt, you gotta be a
little samy if you do that.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Oh yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Go in that weight room, you scan around. Go boy,
there's a lot of Yeah, how you doing? Everybody in
here is gonna have to drop trout for me. Well,
you think about it. That's a tough think about. It's
just one after another. So what you what we do
for a living? Think about every commercial you've cut? How
many do you think?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
How many endorsement or recorded commercials you think you've cut
so your career, so many? Think of every one of
those as were in, Wow, your numbed. But then, yeah,
it's just another copy. It's just another commercial, it's another butt.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
You absolutely park in the back and come in the
back door, don't you. Well don't you have to, I mean,
for for the obvious reason the pun and you don't
want to walk through and look at you none? And
how about this, I don't you probably don't want to
see him for their in there?

Speaker 9 (23:37):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
How many when you were with Alabama Power. How many
poles do you think you climb?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
A man?

Speaker 9 (23:41):
That's the wrong think about that, that's that's wow. Yeah,
I mean that's their life and nobody want might say there,
now how you do it?

Speaker 8 (23:49):
I've archived a lot of shows over here.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Yea, this is another day of the off out look
here there are Yeah. But and think about this. You
when everybody's talking about.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Bringing what's in there? When I gotta get out of
here by lunch? When when everybody talks about their work.
You know, you you go to a Christmas party, everybody's
talking about the work.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
You can't chime me?

Speaker 9 (24:09):
No, do you think you know where you do? You
think they really see the rump as we do.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Please elaborate their greg based on the last row, we
just heard Larry King and not gone down to talk show, right,
I think he I.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Think he was ready to be but it just then
they become numb.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
To the Yeah, come on, you can get used to anything, apparently,
correct me on this. This is a little different variation
what we're talking about. But since we're going to be gross,
let's just be gross. Did Hope me not tell us
you know his wife and medical school. You have to
go through that training of checking people, and that there

(24:57):
was a guy and that.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Was his job.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
If you should have said his name, yeah would probably
Well that's nothing to do with anything.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
It's in a medical school.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
I'm not saying the person that there was a person
who that was their job is to be checked and
that's what they did.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
They went around and everybody checked them.

Speaker 9 (25:09):
What Yeah, there professional checker or check e.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
They did. That's what That's a tough git.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Imagine getting up every morning to go to that job.
Imagine it's like I got a nine am. He was
the check He wasn't the checker.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
He was the one.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
But I think he obviously I get that, damn pat.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
He'd have like a couple of a week that he
would like go to the.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Classes and go here here I am. Yeah. Somebody said
it was odd, said he always walked around on his toes.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
I heard it wrong.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
More than one that is accurate. They gotta have more
than one person, but I think there is more. But
that day, hey, this is your guy. That day, there's
a lot of students.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
He was like a rear end model.

Speaker 13 (25:51):
He was.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
He'd be like the guy so he would go through
the procedure for you.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
You got paid a lot.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Yeah, you know that that's gonna be a good money.
You think he's making talking down, there's just some side money.
Ad well, I mean, let's just do it. I would
do everything else. How much would it call?

Speaker 8 (26:06):
He may be a sick over that jobs made?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
How much would how how many times?

Speaker 8 (26:12):
How many students would about Greg thirty? Great?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
I'm not I'm not thirty. I'm not there every day.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Surely it's like Monday Wednesday in front because somebody else
does Tuesdays. We rotate like surely it's like, really can
surely somebody gets some the time it says you got
to Yes, you get this k Like with my will
my business name be like Speedy's runt for Red?

Speaker 9 (26:35):
What if you had to call in sick?

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
What if what if they would pay you, seriously eight
hundred thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
To do it?

Speaker 8 (26:41):
I am, I mean signed me up today?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Three hundred thousands.

Speaker 9 (26:47):
I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Okay, So I don't know that we gotta get up
close to man, that'd be a tough call.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
I gotta have a in a barn, see I won't
make the transition of referring to Bruce Jenner as a female.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
I just I just can't. Well, so, so I'm not
going to.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
He hasn't had the final surgery in this transition.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Right, not that I'm aware of.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
And what we call the peep test is that what
you're waiting on, bu before you start going, well, I
don't think she can refer to herself as a woman
with the anatomical parts of a man. I mean, I
just I just don't. I just don't see that. And
most women that would be her age or not named Caitlyn.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I'm sorry that name didn't come out. Then you're right,
and it really has traumatized Bubba's daughter.

Speaker 9 (27:33):
So so that.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
You get her on it, he'll get you an earful
We know that, we know that Bruce Jenner pretending to
be a woman. Caitlyn has attacked Hillary. But here's what's
now interesting. He's so delusional. He's now trying to take
on whether she's good for women. Yeah, he's he's speaking behalf.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Right, and I don't know how to tell him.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
You can't. Please look right here, I want you to
stare at that. That's Bruce Jenner. Stare at those pictures.
You know that is Bruce Jenner used to be in
the Wheedies box, Bruce Jenner. It looks like long haired
lead singer the Beatles or something. OJ thing other night

(28:14):
they showed Chris Jenner with him walking by when he
was a guy, and I thought, well, boy, the good
old days, back when he's the Olympic athlete.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
He he says that Hillary couldn't care less about women.
She only cares about herself. And uh, here's the thing
I don't get. Now this is a new twist because
we've heard this before. Bruce is a is a Republican,
and when asked which Republican candidate would most be most
supportive of the transgender people, Jenner replied all of them.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Well, I'm just gonna I know.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
The other day when when he made the statement, I
think it was he back in Ted Cruz, I bore
Cruise was screaming, please don't uh. He was saying that,
you know, he as far as that nobody's going to
be a fit when the country goes bankrupt and turns
upside down.

Speaker 9 (29:06):
I think that's better, he said.

Speaker 6 (29:07):
I would rather I want transgender people having jobs, you know,
being able to work well.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Just like I've said, you know, is this kind of
like when somebody said, Hey, I'm not a Christian, but
I would prefer to live in their world because I
would be allowed the freedom to choose what I want
to do. I might have to hear about it every
now and then, but my life would be better, say,
under Muslim rule.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Is that what they're saying. I know Christians won't celebrate me,
but I can be more free under there. Is that
what he's saying.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
I think that's exactly it, Rick, because we talked about
that the other day. But what is odd about this
even more is the way the headline is written in
the Daily Mail, which is the British newsaper online says
Caitlin Jenner attacks Hillary Clinton, claiming the former First Lady
doesn't care about women.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
And then the article talks to talks about Bruce Jenner
as if Bruce Jenner is a woman, And I just
have to tell you, on the logic scale, Bruce Jenner
is not a woman. He is a man who dressed
up like a woman.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
That's what he is.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
So that does not make him a woman. It just
don't gonna just done. And and so.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
It's so bizarre Rick, we've crossed. We've crossed the bridges. Now,
I never thought we'd.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Get to Well, I tell you what we have here.
We have Bruce Jenner dressed as a woman, a staunch conservative. Yes,
what any world has happened? And so here we go.

Speaker 6 (30:22):
You know, he said that in Is That Mey did
that weird interview right after it and they asked him
about Obama.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
He said, well, he don't want my opinion.

Speaker 6 (30:27):
He said, I'm extremely conservative, right, I got you, But
it just I know, Rick, that's just Bruce Jenner is
dressed as a woman.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Though, Guys, he is discussions for.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
Those of us who watched the Olympics in what year
was that? Seventy six?

Speaker 8 (30:43):
Exactly?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Can ie you?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Since I've been watching the people versus O. J. Simpson,
I'm gonna go ahead and chalk up that old Jay
Simpson bizarro on the Kardashians. They're hanging around that too.

Speaker 13 (30:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:55):
Yeah, Well, and here he is on I Am Kate
having an argument with three other ladies about Hillary.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Kind of word.

Speaker 9 (31:05):
No, I mean, he's just I would like.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
To hear lying to twocause I'm never gonna watch it, so.

Speaker 7 (31:10):
Talk to Hillary.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
Democratic National Debates have wait brow.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
We're so excited that Kate's even gonna go right and listen.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
To the paper. I know that one of those things
I know I'm open to.

Speaker 15 (31:31):
You know I know about I'm We need both sides, right,
we need both sides.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
We're unfortunate enough to get Hillary as our next president.

Speaker 13 (31:39):
We need her on our side.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Right.

Speaker 11 (31:43):
She won't be which republic you sho could care less
about women?

Speaker 3 (31:47):
She couldn't care less?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Which Republican candidate do you think will be most supportive
of transgender people?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Everybody there, all of them?

Speaker 14 (31:56):
Fact, they don't, you know the Republican Oh, I hate
trans people or I hate gays, and you do nothing
of that.

Speaker 15 (32:02):
They do more.

Speaker 14 (32:03):
I want every I want a thriving economy, so every
trans person has a job.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh my gosh, I can't I agree with you.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
I didn't know that that's either four trans or for
the uglyest women I've ever seen in my life. Yeah,
I think you got that's the meeting there.

Speaker 9 (32:16):
How about I didn't hear the audio.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I was just watching video, and I thought those were
fel dirty because I thought I was looking.

Speaker 9 (32:22):
I thought those were ladies. The blood didn't Does that
make sense?

Speaker 6 (32:25):
But now there are those.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
I guarantee you. I got to tell you that.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Growth.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
No one, No one in that room passes Bubb's peak test.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
Not when they're going, well, wow, welcome to the meeting.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Girls.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
There's more in there than in a squirrel's nest. Oh
my goodness.

Speaker 8 (32:45):
You said you weren't gonna say it.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
That doesn't mean he's not gonna say. It's listening right
before winter. That's that's like I blew the horn. Everybody
pay attention. It's right for a winter.

Speaker 8 (32:58):
When we started.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
I heard it trying to we realize, we realize what squirrels.
That's a great state, it really is. Believe you said, well,
I believe question. I believe of him saying it that.
That's how to stretch it.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
You don't think Greg Burgess quotes to picked that up
today clean.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
The mean way to do that was Thank you, Greg.
You and I are really growing. My god, I don't
know you.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I was gonna talk about this.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
There's fifth beatle.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
We didn't even know about it.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
There's something about about those four sitting around the table
talking about women's trots.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Guys, If you don't how about this, can I say this.
I just want to father.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
And father, father and one I don't know the blonde.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
How about this father in heaven. I'm amazed by your immersing,
your grace. I'm amazed by man. I don't know how
much song you just gonna let us continue to Oh
my gosh, what are we doing?

Speaker 6 (33:52):
But the one thing that that Bruce hasn't lost. Though
he does have a good opinion of politics, I will
give him that he does.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
He doesn't I agree with Bruce Jenner, who's dressed like
a woman on his politics. He knows the economics. Now
there's some other things. I will never refer to him
as a woman, because he's not one. He's You can't
I start.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
To grow your hair out and put lipsticky.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
I could come in tomorrow and just I'm talking about
drafting feathers, drafting feathers and flapped in my arms as
hard as I can, and I will say, I am
a chicken.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
You're going to tell you Rick, You're not You're chicken.
I've seen you are not a chicken. Rick, I'm sorry
all laid eggs and I will not a chicken. And
if you and if I tried to go with a
bird to prey and an eagle. You say, Rick, we're
gonna solve this once for all.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Jump off the building and flap as hard as you can,
and let's just see how that goes.

Speaker 6 (34:39):
It's not in that case you might be a turkey. Hey, Rick,
I notice you keep standing in the garage. But it
is you have to make you a car.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
I mean it just I mean, it doesn't matter how
bad do you want to be a car?

Speaker 9 (34:50):
I thought they were women.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
No they are not.

Speaker 8 (34:54):
Please don't please don't tell me. At one point you thought, man,
she's hot.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
No, no, I just thought that I'm not.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
I'm not sold on the blonde.

Speaker 9 (35:03):
Did you know there's a thing why would why would
one not be?

Speaker 6 (35:07):
Well, Greg, I guess you can have not for this.
I'm just saying that's obviously, uh what we're talking about.

Speaker 9 (35:15):
One was a broker in a wig there.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Yeah, Speedy, did you look at the blonde and say, wow,
she's pretty?

Speaker 15 (35:21):
No?

Speaker 9 (35:21):
I did not. But did y'all not say you not
here the way I kind of.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You said you felt?

Speaker 8 (35:26):
Brdi, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Did y'all not here? I let into this whole bitch?
You said, here's Bruce with some fine women.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I said, here he is.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
Talking to h.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Yeah, you thought they were they thought they were ladies.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Say that you thought they were ladies, and and you
kind of cast the eyes over on the blonde not
to get s VIDI a wash glove and some soap
and water, and I speeda you were food.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
But I'm not saying your eyes landed there a long time.
But you gotta stop, you gotta bounce and capt moving.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
It was a girl ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
All right, Now, I'm gonna share something with you guys,
And we've talked about this over the years, how the
memory is a funny thing, especially as you know, you
go forward and you you get older and the way
you remember things isn't always correct. And then another deal,
I just didn't all right, this can This revolves around
the spectacular mini series Lonesome Dove. Now, Lonesome Dove has

(36:44):
been a highly contested topic in my father's home.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Craig, don't start on remember but but anyway.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Robert and Tommy Lee Jones with the main carrier, and
I'll said, it's funny to see the people that rented
in like b Rolls that are now like big stars
and though.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
All right, no, we're eagles there.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
But you know, you know how, you know how we
do our presentation. You've done it on a movie. I know, Bubba,
you've done it on a movie. A friend of mine said,
he did the same thing on Goonies. We need we
were well when you tell your family, he amen, Hey man,
y'all need to watch this movie. I even said this,
I said in my house, I said, can't find it

(37:24):
on Netflix because too long, can't find it on Apple.
So I ordered it on Blu Ray remastered Lonesome Dove,
and I said, I told the family, I said, I
tell we're gonna do. We're gonna watch the greatest Western ever.
And I told you, I say, hey, it was even
on TV, so we ain't gonna have to worry about yuck.
And you know, a nudity wing went out. I have
to a shucking job on all that. I said, it's

(37:44):
you know, if I remember it right, which was crucial,
if I remember it right, I said, you know, it's
just it's just a good Western. And I know I
know y'all not into Westerns, but let's just sit down.
And why I sit there and watch your goofy PBS
British shows. You know what I mean, I said, and
watch that garbage down, you know, with you and end
up getting into it more than I ever imagined. Now,
why don't you sit down, Unlet's watch Lonesome duugh Remember

(38:08):
my dad, I said. My dad declared, you don't say
bad things about Lonesome Dove in the presence of my
day and starts quoting it. Yeah, and other men that
I have great respect for have said, oh man, it
ain't hey, lonesome Dove.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Hey. So I'm all fired up. I'm like, man, had
you not seen it? I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
I remember Dad's got a controversey because he actually gave
me copies and told me to watch.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
All right, so I'm watching it now.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
I was, I was.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
I mean, I still want to gut it out, but
but but it was. You know how, You're just like
I remember the first like I made the same mistake
when we finally got a when we were finally so
happy to get a little farm for the family.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
We're all excited. Let's watch just sit down to farm,
watch funny farm Chevy J's.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Yeah, I think I fed you that one PG that
was I thought that PGG.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I think that's for thirteen came.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
Y'all realize the things that were in PG movies. I
was like, hey, hey, so I did not know and
maybe somebody helped me with this and and I'm gonna
have to choose my words. Even though this thing was
on TV and the what eighties or seventies? When was
it on eighties?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Nineties?

Speaker 6 (39:09):
When was Lonesome Dove on eighties? Somebody give me a
time now, late eighties early now.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
The special effects in it are very comical, but but
so there are some great actors.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
You see fake birds and their and their slow mode
was horrible.

Speaker 6 (39:22):
I don't remember it.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
I think in all fairness, the Key to Loan it
was the mini series, okay, the Key and Lonesome Dove
was Tommy Lee Jones and Robert de vall are on
the screen together as ages as Aging Texas Rangers. And
I will say, if you can live there, it really
is first I first of all, and I remember my

(39:44):
dad saying this, and I didn't know. See this is
what they make it more more realistic. They're dirty because
people didn't bathe but are now. And then there's horse
crap in the middle of the road like there would
have been. He said, you know everything's dirty, it's it's
more realistic.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
What what I didn't remember, though, is I didn't realize
and I'm gonna have to choose my words very because
they used the word at least a thousand times and
it should write it down and show us, well, it's
it's the Greg that got me.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
It was no Greg, let's not. I'm gonna tell you
what it is. It's the word that starts with a
W for a prostitute. Rick has a medical term but
but and that but listen, but listen. The the I
don't think it is Greg, but but listen, so listen
that did anybody remember that Lonesome dub part one and

(40:38):
part two.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
And a good part of three, which is where I
am right now.

Speaker 6 (40:42):
The the discussion of these women and that it's it's like.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
The heart of the whole show. But that's what they
went by. But I know, but it was everywhere.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
I mean, they didn't have problem with the listen the
first to let me say from well, listen and the
love of all this good kind. I didn't realize that
Diane Lane was a prostitute.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I was just like, and you know this lane. So
anyway I'm wanting.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
To get if you say prostitute, just don't understand.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
No, no, Greg, I don't even that's not the problem you.

Speaker 8 (41:19):
Want to say.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Not RT is about to finished finished. I totally get that.
I knew that was part of the culture, by the way,
it still is. But I know the saloon girl, and
I got all that, maybe maybe a couple of references
to that. I didn't realize it was the heart of.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Conversation the whole part one, part two, and most of three.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
So basically they've established who they are.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
They could have just moved on. You don't have to
keep laying it is a.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
One hundred percent. It continues on the things.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
Where hey, I'd like I'd like to partake so and
so is this, Well you had that old blank you
but well you know you had a baby with a
blank and at black.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
Black black black black.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
But I'm mean, it's it's like hours we have mainly
talked about this. That's why I didn't watch it was
too dirty.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I didn't realize this this one and it's time.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
It was part of the culture, and and I got
all that, but but that's established.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
I thought.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I thought Texas Rangers and and and we're trying to
get this cattle drive and and you know we used
to be rangers. But when we're sitting around now, I
want to still a cattle drive. I thought that was
gonna be the heart of the show. And I guess
eventually it gets there. Can I can I tell long
some dub people, Hey, we got it. Diane Lane has
made this decision of life. And she's she's she's one.

(42:38):
She's a favorite. We got that. Every the head one, everybody,
everybody lead. She's really but she's she's lone. Some doves
only shot I got it lead line, and she's the lead.
Listen and every we got it listen, and everybody likes her,
and everybody says, if there was one, I'd marry be her.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Okay, she's really more than that.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Rick Well, and it's the whole and and but but
but Greg, the conversation situation, but the conversation about this
act and this and this this this product.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
It's talked about like we'll be talking about football.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
I mean, you're not. Every moment we even in the
cattle drive, as we're cattle driving, they're talking about it.
You know that old blank you with and old so
and so you need to get you like, hey, y'all
want to go to town and get to blank.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I mean, it is it's like they never stopped.

Speaker 8 (43:22):
It was like regular life.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
It's like normal life back in those days. That was
one of the main jobs. Well, and how about this loss,
some loss. Some dove's got some pretty got some gruesome stuff.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
In it, Blacksmith.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
It's it's a little more gruesome than I thought it was. Yeah, well,
I mean they're they're trying to portray that basically in
this era we weren't very civilized, and it was we
had dirty mouths. Yeah, of course they wouldn't do what
played Parenthood's doing. But this but I mean, but I mean, hey, hey,
that lost sometub wouldn't I didn't.

Speaker 8 (43:51):
I thought it was a.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Little milder than and and little more was the TV miniseries.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
It was on television made you want to go watch
money for him? Then, well, I mean, and again you
don't here there's not a lot of swearing, and there's
but this topic, this topic is like the first three installments, Bubba.
We have our friend Erica from Michigan.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Erica, How you doing Erica is? We call her the Wolverine.
This is your third trip to Alabama.

Speaker 9 (44:22):
Yes, sir, to come see the Rick and Bubbas shit
it is.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Yeah, and you you found the show and started listening.
How did that happen? Your mom Amy's here too, How
did this happen? How'd y'all find the show?

Speaker 15 (44:31):
Well, it was on the radio for like one year,
and that's my mom actually found it. I don't know
exactly how she found it. I was around eleven at
the time.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Yeah, what what part of Michigan? We used to have
an affiliate there, right, mom? Is that what happened?

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (44:44):
And then of course they ran us out of town
like affiliates eventually do. So so what where was this?
What part of Michigan?

Speaker 7 (44:51):
Grap or Greenville, Michigan near Grand Rap?

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Yeah, I remember that. Okay, So y'all found the show there.
They ripped us off there after about a year. And
now you just do what Tune in extreme?

Speaker 13 (45:00):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (45:00):
Tune in up? And I have Extreme Club also.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Okay, all right, so you guys have have This is
your third time to be here, and now there's become
a new trend when people travel and this is the way.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
Before you get to that Rick Erica is engaged.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Now, well how about that, congradu thank you. That's right.
I wish you'd have brought this guy so we could
have veted him out.

Speaker 15 (45:19):
My plan on reading him next year. Yeah, okay, we're
going to go to Alabama for our honeymoon.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
A lot there.

Speaker 8 (45:28):
It is.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Super great Alabama. We just played that earlier.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, so anyway, all right, so that's great, and so
you guys feel connected. You're almost like official Alabamians now
I wish okay, well, it is a great.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Place to live.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
It is so, but except here in August when you're
a little warm right now, a little warm, but it's
a you know, if you ever if you ever get
to the Bullway to October, it'll be great, right.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
October on' be ninety one. Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
It's remember you know when we talk about, you know,
in the Bible about hell, that means this kind of
heat last all the time.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
You don't get away from it.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
But but anyway, so you guys wanted to try some
of the options of travel. Now, one of these is
when you stay at other people's place.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
This is something Adler does his honeymoon when he went
to Hawaii. Yeah, remember he stays there all the time.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
I familiar with that, Amy, how does that work?

Speaker 7 (46:26):
I don't Well I had never done it before. But
my husband, well you know how you say speedy is cheap?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Yay?

Speaker 7 (46:32):
We I mean my husband rivals speedy.

Speaker 9 (46:36):
Oh wow, that's a good man.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I'm surprised.

Speaker 9 (46:39):
He's frugal.

Speaker 7 (46:41):
He's very frugal. So when we convinced him, you know,
to go on the trip, he wanted to save money.
And we saw this Airbnb and Adler had spoken of it,
so I really thought, I.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
Know, he took it vice.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
I know. So we thought, well, maybe we'd try it.
And I was a little leary of bit I'd rather
review since she signed, well, I hope this isn't heard. No,
she hates a nice Southern woman. So I thought we'd
try it.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
So so it says on there a nice Southern review.
Yes it did. Have you got high marks? Is what
you're saying? Right? And and so what here's our airb
Well we'll find out. Let us unpack it.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
Okay, Well it's not trash me while we're unpacking stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
That were you here's just AIRBNBC.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
She said that she liked the system Airbnb that she
heard it from you. She didn't say you spoke about
this place she stayed.

Speaker 9 (47:34):
Yeah, just the system using.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
When they originally set it up bed and breakfast, airbed
bed and put air mattress on the floor when they.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Were first This lady better known is not as good
as a hotel. But anyway, so.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Story, But you're you're saying amy that that this process
didn't go as smooth as maybe you hoped.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
It's a little uncomfortable, So so tell us what happened.
Go ahead there me, Oh, well, so you can.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Begin, let me, let me assure you it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 15 (48:08):
Okay, Well we got there and she started talking. I
guess she seemed friendly.

Speaker 7 (48:14):
But our shoes stayed outside. Oh yeah, our shoes. I'm
okay with taking off shoes, but they stayed outside.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
So you had to take your shoes off.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
And put on the slippers that were intended for us.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
That what were they Asians?

Speaker 8 (48:28):
No?

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Okay, what because shoes? You had to leave your shoes
outside and slippers. That's not I don't really think that's
a good idea this time of year. I mean a
lot of dogs like to run off of those, you know.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
I don't think that's the weird part. I think it's
that she had slippers for you. That is that's the
weird part.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
But anyway, so you had to put some slippers on,
and then then what.

Speaker 15 (48:49):
Happened, Well, actually we went and we didn't have any
shoes on. We were barefoot. So she got really mad
about that. Oh she did hardwood floors.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
She told you to take your shoes off. But then
when you walked on her wood floors with bare feet,
that she that she exposed to the elements by telling
you to remove your shoes. She didn't like you being
barefooted and that and that's when we went and got
the slippers.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
I thought, I took the shoes off because you didn't
want them in there. And if I'm barefooted, there's two options.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
If we would add socks on, it would have been
all right.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Okay, I don't think that hard wood.

Speaker 8 (49:17):
That's just our.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Our Airbnb approved slippers. Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, how do you know she's mad? Is she does
she act mad? You can just tell? Or does she
say something? I hope she didn't say bless heart. That's
the worst thing Alabama woman can say.

Speaker 7 (49:33):
It was bless your heart.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Yeah, it just I mean, you were telling me there
was you know, issues where you set everything water. I mean,
it doesn't it doesn't seem like that's really the business
that she ought to be in. Somebody that's you know,
concerned to that level of rules.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
We were not supposed to use much water or take
a very long shower because they rinse off real quick
and get out.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Told you that's what she said. That was actually said, yes, you.

Speaker 6 (50:05):
Know, that's really not the kind of the idea. I
have a Southern hospitality.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
I'm going with Bubba. This lady's in the wrong business.
I say, she's a mechanic that's annoyed with all these cars.
Keep well, these people broke cars. I tell you what
I want to all Rachel broke cars. You're a mechanic.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
But anyway, all right, so there are all these people
come to my house trying to shower and stuff.

Speaker 9 (50:24):
Did she ask you why you were in town.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
Sadly, and you told her that you were here for
the show.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
And what did she say about the show?

Speaker 15 (50:35):
She just got to disgust as what And I'm like, oh.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
That may be the root of the whole problem here.

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Yeah, she said, you've got to be kidding.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Oh really, So she didn't like the show.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
Not at all, not at all, go back to sadly
you here sadly, I bet you thought she would just
line up like a lot. I had hoped.

Speaker 7 (51:01):
But then then I went into farming because I thought
maybe that would be okay to talk about. And we
talked a little bit about the dairy farm and how
will the calves I removed from the mother within a
few hours because.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
That transition from Rick and Bubba to calves, well.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
I panicked.

Speaker 8 (51:19):
Rick Rick, she was painted and something.

Speaker 6 (51:22):
She went to something she knew what they do, right, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
And then that was it was very uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
She probably hated milk and cows too.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Well.

Speaker 15 (51:30):
No, she got very upset about about the calves being
taken away, I guess, and she like closed her eyes
and was like, I need some time to recover.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
So you wait a minute, you guys booked staying at
a house that says no shoes assigned, slippers, don't use
a lot of water, get in, get out. I hate
ricking Bubba and I hate dairy farmers.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
So yeah, got a good man. I would think I
would think anywhere in the world that Airbnb work, it
would be here, Southern hospitality.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
She must be for somewhere else.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
Well, she's from lots of places apparently, and she's also
the Indian.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
So it was like, the what you're talking about Indian?
Like from India, No, sir.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
Native America, Cherokee chow And yeah, she got a big
TV out back go on headed in white, and I
wonder she was mad.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Greg's wife Lisa and her fear of flying. She has
never flown her life on any airplane.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
Never.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
So it was my wife Sherry that brought up that
a good way to kind of dip your toe in
the water. She said, wait till Rick and Greg or
Rick or somebody I'll go with you. We'll do a
short flot and and you can kind of get a
feel of it that way. It's not very long or
anything like that. And so two things happened this weekend

(52:53):
the perfect storm. Greg and I were needing to fly
into one of the dates and back out, and Jayson
and Crab is in the lineup for dropt the mic
who Lisa Burgess adores and and just is a huge,
huge fan. So we played the Jason Crab card to
get Lisa Burgess on an airplane for the very first time,

(53:15):
and she joins us now Lisa, Hello.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Hey, what a week Good morning? Low what a weekend?

Speaker 11 (53:22):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (53:22):
Oh yeah, yeah it was.

Speaker 10 (53:24):
I'll just say this. Usually on Monday morning, I have
to put my positive pants on. But I look, I
woke up wearing them this morning. I have never been
so excited. It was not about not about the plane,
but about Jason Krabb.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Well like that, tell what I tell you? We need
some of them around here. You don't have any extras.

Speaker 6 (53:44):
Do Greg?

Speaker 10 (53:47):
You need positive pants seven days a week, well, not
just on Monday.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Well, I go maybe three out of the sunner. Here's
here's one of the things that hit us. So we
were using Jason Crab as the Lisa, if you'll just
fly at the end of all, this is Jason Crab.
Then dawned on this Jason wasn't in Birmingham. How are
we gonna get her back? Yeah, so we had nothing
waiting on her back in Birmingham to get her back.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
Listen, we kept having Of course, she said I wouldn't
let it go, but I kept going, Look, you do
understand if you say you're going, you have to go.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
We don't have a plan, I said. And worse, if
we get to Mississippi, you.

Speaker 9 (54:18):
Really got to come back.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
We mak and get you home from Bessemer. But it's
gonna be tough to get you home from Ridy. Sure,
so liuia.

Speaker 7 (54:25):
I had a plan.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
I figured it out myself because I didn't know what
I was gonna do when I actually seen the plane
and knew that I was gonna have to get on it,
you know, talking about it's one thing that actually making
it happen. I mean, I knew that it was going
to be a struggle. So I didn't tell Greg. But
on the way to Bessemer, I texted my brother, who

(54:47):
lives in Pelcid, and I said, Okay, I might need
you if I can't get on that plane, will you
come to get to Bessmer and get me and take
me home? And he said yes. So I was covered.

Speaker 8 (54:58):
I had him back up.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
I had a plan.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
I did.

Speaker 10 (55:02):
I was Greg had already harped on me for two days.
Don't you be no handle?

Speaker 9 (55:09):
There was no choice. We had to go.

Speaker 11 (55:13):
I heard it.

Speaker 10 (55:14):
I heard it for two days, but I couldn't be
a handle. I mean, God forbid that, you know I
might have got, you know, in need of a paramedic.
That wasn't that didn't matter to him. You just tookmok
as flute.

Speaker 6 (55:27):
So Lisa, what when you when you drove up and
you saw the plane, what did you think?

Speaker 10 (55:33):
Honestly, Bill, I really don't know. I think I just
kind of zoned out for a minute. I just kept
I kept my focus on Jason Crabb. Jason Krab will
be in Meridi.

Speaker 11 (55:43):
He will be in Meridian.

Speaker 10 (55:45):
When I get there, you know. Oh when he was,
and he gave me the best hug ever. So it
was worth it. It was, you know, to just get
just to hear him sing and say I mean I
literally sat there and just kind of talked to him
and hung out with him, showed them pictures of my
kids on my phone, and you know, it was, oh gosh,
it was great. It was worth it.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
And Jason Crab and your positive plants.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah, all right, listen to this.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
So I get home late Friday, so I don't talk
to Sherry at all.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
So we're everybody's asleep.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
So we get up on Saturday and we're all having
coffee and I said, hey, there's a chance that Lisa,
Lisa Burgess may fly today.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
And Sherry came alive. She was like, this is the
perfect opportunity.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
I'm going in there to text her right now, because
I think Sherry thought you were going to back out,
as you was, and so I was so and so
you got a text from Sherry you said that played
a huge role.

Speaker 10 (56:39):
Oh yeah, I had already told Greg.

Speaker 6 (56:42):
That I had.

Speaker 10 (56:43):
I said, well, you know, I think I'm just gonna
stay here and wash clothes. Saturday is my house, cleaning
my washing clothes day. I thought, I think I'm just
gonna stay here. I had already kind of just you know,
sighted my stuff out. And then I got a text
from Sherry and it was so, you know, she was
all encouraging and you know, the Lord's gonna take care
of you, and this is your chance to do it.
And you know, mate, you know, make Chandler pray out,

(57:06):
show Chandler that you can. And I thought, gosh, she's
using my kids, pulling my kids.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
Trust she had her posty pants.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
She did, she did, and I thought, gosh, you know,
I got to step up and do this, you know.
But yeah, but I was I had just kind of
already shut it down. I'm not gonna do that. I'm
not gonna do that. But then after she sent me
that text, and you know, and I just prayed about it.
I mean I stayed prayed up all week about it
because for anybody that has the true fear of something,

(57:35):
I mean, it's a big deal. And I knew you,
Rick burd just because you can't help it. I knew
that you were going to start going, oh what was that?

Speaker 6 (57:42):
You know?

Speaker 10 (57:44):
So I was I was going to be mentally prepared
for dealing with you.

Speaker 14 (57:50):
See, Lisa, you knew what you were up against, so
you're prepared for. And look, that's the world we all
live in here. Let me tell you the phases we
went through that morning. Wake up, I'm here, I'm gonna
wash clothes, blah blah blah. Okay, then she gets to
text some Sherry. Well, I tell you what I wanna do.
I'm gonna get dressed. If I don't like the way
I look, I'm not going. I'm just gonna get my
comforty clothes back and stay home with my makeup on

(58:11):
and wash clothes. They went to that, Well, if I
get there and I see the plane, I'm don't think
I'm handled.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I'm not getting on it. We had all these different
steps we got that. Yeah, and what was Greg saying
to you, Lisa.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
Well, don't you be a handle?

Speaker 6 (58:25):
So, so, Lisa, we.

Speaker 10 (58:27):
Can't wait around. We can't wait on you while you
make up your mind. Now you can't be a handle.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
So Lisa, when you get in you're ready to go.
They shut the door and you start taxing. How does
that feel?

Speaker 10 (58:39):
Oh, Bill, Buba bus, see Jesus take the wheel. I'm
gonna check right now. The fact that we landed in
Meriady in Mississippi and my breeches were still dry.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
Was every bump riches I wish you would have seen
every bump she goes.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Every month.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
Wow, didn't you look out the window?

Speaker 10 (59:03):
Nook?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
The way you shut it, shut it but it works.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
It made you feel like you're on a bus, did it?
And it was a beautiful day to look at the window.
We weren't going too high so you could see everything.
I love that feeling, you know, because it's a little
bumpy on the runway, and then when it just gets
when it gets smooth.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
You know, it takes me. And it was a windy day.

Speaker 6 (59:23):
You had some jumping around.

Speaker 10 (59:25):
The Oscar Oscar the pilot gave me heads up and
he's the book. It's gonna be a little bumpy, which
you know, I really didn't want to hear that Oscar,
but he said it's gonna be a little bump because
it's windy. So I thought, okay. But then when you
start out and you can feel yourself, you know, I
knew we were we were going up, and then we
kind of start going kind of rocking just a little bit.
And bad thing was last week I watched Lab Bamba,

(59:48):
so I'm thinking, oh my god, you know Buddy, Holly
and Richie. Yeah, so that was all in my head.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Watch what you said, because there's nothing fund me here.

Speaker 6 (01:00:00):
Then for her to be thinking about that and then
get get get the name wrong, tell her, tell mother
what you came to concludion.

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
It was serious.

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
It was real serious, I said.

Speaker 10 (01:00:09):
I told Greg, I said, you know, I can't quit
thinking about Lebamba. I said, so basically, it's going to
be like the three of us in a pilot. So
I said, okay, So Rick's like Buddy Holly, Greg your
Richie balance. And I said that I'm the big dipper.
Well I thought it was a big dipper, but it
was really the big boss.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
What the collation? What are you talking?

Speaker 12 (01:00:35):
I thought, that's what his name was.

Speaker 10 (01:00:37):
And then Rick had to make fun of me because
I said, Richie ballance like a curtain. You know, I
was nervoush you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
Early in the flight I thought you were gonna melt
down when you couldn't have the bombs.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
And then we got in the smooth there.

Speaker 6 (01:00:51):
But then all I can think about is when we descend,
we're going back into the bump.

Speaker 8 (01:00:54):
Oh yeah, sure, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Hey, listen, the landing gear came down.

Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
What's that? You know what I did?

Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
And we fine, long as you hear some noise fright here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
As long as that beefer doesn't go off with But
you did good, you did? How about this? We are?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
We are the way On the way back, we didn't
have a lot of bumps, and it was dark, and
of course you had a windows shade down.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
But the way back you were a lot more calm.

Speaker 10 (01:01:26):
I spent that spent the eating with Jason crab. If
that don't calm you, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Will should have taken your mind off of it was
imagining me climbing over Rick, pulling the curtain and peeing
in the trash can in the back.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
We showed them where you did that and they can't
believe it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:43):
I still don't know how you got back there and
I saw it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
It was something.

Speaker 10 (01:01:46):
It was something you can't stand straight up in there.
I mean you can't know. You gotta being over till
you get your seat and that that Oh yeah, it was.
It was scary. I'm not gonna lie, and you know
it's My friends are like, oh, hey, now you can
get on the plane and.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Go to Hawaii.

Speaker 10 (01:02:04):
Uh, not gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
You just didn't cure the whole thing, Lisa, I'll be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Starting on a little one, to me, it was probably
I think, tougher than the big Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Big ones are not that bad.

Speaker 10 (01:02:14):
Oh, I clearly get extra points for that.

Speaker 12 (01:02:16):
I like you that.

Speaker 10 (01:02:17):
I mean, yeah, that's yeah. To get on that that
small yeah, I feel better. But no way, while I
just start wanting to fly every single week, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
But if something came up you had to, you could
put yeah baby.

Speaker 11 (01:02:32):
Steps, yeah yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
Proud of you, Lisa, Proud of you, Proud of you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
All right, you did.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
Some people call her the luckiest one alive.

Speaker 10 (01:02:41):
I'm headed to work with my positive pants on.

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