Rick & Bubba's Greatest Hits - Ep. 45

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, it's speedy, and this is Rick and Bubba's Greatest Tits,
flashing back through thirty one years of Radio Gold every
Saturday morning, wherever you get your podcast, it's Rick and
Bubba's Greatest Tits.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ricking Bubba, Ricking Bubba, Bubby.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
You have a couple of choices here.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
I can update you on what's happening in Little league football,
or we can go with it, or we can talk
about the woman whose goal is to be the world's
fattest woman.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Why is this her goal?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
That's not a good goal, by the way, consuming trying
to consume twenty two thousand calories a day.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
Did you see her posing with her sister here?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I'd rather not look at that picture again. I made
the mistake of seeing it one time.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Well, her sister is what we call more normal.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
And she has children which I know they're proud, and
a dog who looks uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Yeah, I mean, look at the dog sitting on the couch,
whether he's been crushed by some of her girth.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, and the poor thing.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I mean, I mean he's I mean, look at him,
look at him, look at him being I mean, that's unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
I mean why, I don't I don't get why she's
trying to do this.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
I mean what most people, and to me, that's really
making a lot of people who are trying to stay alive.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
She's trying to get closer to death.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
But isn't this the same lady we talked about about
a year ago and that.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Was her goal? She said, what, I think you're right? Hey, whoo,
I forgot, I'm on my way.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Looks she's using up one of those things to drive
around the grost store for people who are handicapped because
she's just too fat to walk around.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I see a lot of fat people on those if
they ain't got some kind of boot or something on
her foot. To me, if you're not physically handicapped, you're
just too fat to want to walk around the grocery
store and get all great, get up off the scooter
because walking around the gross store my best.

Speaker 6 (01:44):
My favorite one is a woman on one holding a
baby with a diaper on. That's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I told you to get your picture, man, I told
you that time I saw people that were just know
I not holding.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Him the right way some time about squeezing him underneath
the armpit and they.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Just well, you remember the time I got into the
altercation at Disney World. But I got in my mind
that I thought people were using the scooters who were
not physically handicapping.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
They should have been.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Usually there's a bunch of them and all of a sudden,
somebody scream, Here comes Mickey Mouse and this is something.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Guns stood up out of scooter.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I said, ah, I said, you're fine.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
You just don't want to. You just don't want to
walk around lazy.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
So I got news for I don't want to walk
around the steam Park in Orlando summer either, But I'm
doing it.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
What do you got planning? Fasty eyes?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Get up? Yeah, get up? Move around? Tubby tub tub tub,
tip top tiv do I see? I saw one of
Walmart the other day. I heard you.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
She was just big, had them stratched fans on. She
was just riding that scooter. She wouldn't she wouldn't handicap.
She didn't have no boot on, and you could tell
but looking at her that you you know people.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
That I mean, you got to feel kind of bad.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
If all of a sudden a guy pulls up in
a handicapped parking spots, he's getting his You know they're
getting the wheelchair out.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
He's trying to get in the grocery store. That's what
those are for.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
And there's not one available because Tubs is riding around
on one who could walk around and maybe help themselves.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
You'll get move around a little bit and they'll get
crossway and all on. You mess up.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
You know, Walmart's got your ouse of skinny anyway, you
can't get down them now you got some big Mama's
crossed up?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Can't get the sport about to turn.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
She tried to do a three point turnaround, got hung
up and God.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Forbid it be an a hole with a pole in it.
She hit with the broom on it. Tad gum, I
hate that I was got the pull up. That's the
worst one. Old big Mama walks.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
She's over that three point turnabout you had to do
to get your license. Can't pull it off. You look
like a mushroom sitting mama.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
What greg have you ever been? Have you ever been
standing there reading something like you're trying to find something
you got off chef and you're reading on the back
to see if it's the exact thing you need, And
somebody comes up and find in hunks.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
To get out the one. Yeah, I got to tell
you what I call mushroom coming.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well, I just I go, I can hear you excuse me?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, I heard you breathing.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
You don't have to be You got raining, you got
rain oades got up under to get out of the rain.
Greg Burgess, I'm just saying. I'm just you know, if
you need that thing, that's that's what they're fault.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
You can tell your feeble which breaks Greg gets coffee cans.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
So I mean you read it just recently. I just
recently dealt with and who was on it, big Mama
walk just keep get hung up. So you know what
I had to do. I go out, go all the
way back down the all I've already been down. I

(04:32):
don't need. And that's not all with the shower and
stuff on it that I ain't stopping on anyway. By
the Chris go, why why didn't you Why didn't you
have big Mama wal wal never get turned around.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I was because I was disgusted. You know what I said.
I said, I tell you what, stand up and get
off of it, and you I'll have to turn it around. Greg.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
That seems terribly what you call her big mama.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Wal You know, that's not what those are four. There
are four people who are physically handicapped, you know what.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
And then gonna get somebody with them to hand them
everything off shift.

Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yeah how, they asked Gray, what how they.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Baby? Could you hand me that?

Speaker 7 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
But well I know, I look, I understand because you
know I struggle with my weight. But really, let's face it,
because you think yourself, somebody who likes who you go,
you know, they're so large that that their lives in danger,
and you go, well, this would be good. They can
go to the groc store and at least walk the
aisles and move around a little bit, just a little
you know, some some low impact you know cardio.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
You going, well, bye, guys. They found a way to
go to their store and not walk.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Technology Again, elderly people that you don't need, you know,
the walk real slow.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's who they're four. They're not four big walk walk.
That's not who they're four. They're not. It's really for
the elderly or the physically hand again, exactly.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Bottom line, if you need it, use it. But if
you're just too lazy to walk, then that's not.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
What There's been days I wanted to ride one of them.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Heck yeah, I'll be honest with you. Sometimes they look
kind of cold.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Driving around the place.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
But would you get one with your interfaciatis kicking back up?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, I probably not. I mean, you came about it.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
You gotta have some sort of you know, decencies. You
don't want to take it away if somebody really needs it.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
But some of them bring their own though. Don't think, Oh.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, listen, don't think I wasn't drawn to the ones
at Disney World.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
But I just couldn't stop. Man, I just couldn't do it.
I can't do that, you know what.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
They packed up and they got it mounted on the
back of their vehicle and they get it off.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I bring their own. Listen. There was this couple.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
They were ignited him.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
They were large.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
This is one of his areas where he really wants
to talk in downtown. Half an invited from there. And
there was a couple and that's what they rode around
on and they would be paired up on it.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
They had a big flag on it. It was awesome.
They've been going right down the street on it.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
No did it go slow like they just like they
all go.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
That's how they got around. But it had a lot
faster than it goes pretty much, especially with two people
on it.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Two on it. Yeah, they were doubled up. They ride
had to go sheet fashion.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Did they have issues or were they are? They just
walked walk front and back. No, they were regular sized.
Maybe something they just rode around that he had got
in his hand. He looked like he'd take a drink.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Now.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I don't know if you know. You got that look
about him and look a little ashy. Hey, look hot
of red, you know old faces red. You think he
might take him a bump? Zam in Florence, Zam, go ahead.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
I was wondering what Dicky came out. I would say
if one of the big mama lofts cut in front.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Of him, I'm gonna step in here at the mart
and pick up something for Villa's good graces.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Every big mama.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Muddy sitting there looking like a mushroom.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I got hung up.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Hey, little Dicky, do running there and see if can
get some fly from mama. Run back from underneath it,
standing there and get you some shade for a minute.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Good night.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
No, the other flower, Martha, what self right? Self rise?
And that's what your Mamma usual hey and big Bama
walk bomp. Can we get to the fire or please
road tide?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, but we've been there, can't come back to what
we're thinking.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
How can you tell somebody that you can drink when
when they drink it's red.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
You know, I got the old look about him.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
I wish somebody would come by and I point him out.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
You know what I'm talking about. You will go foul.
Well that was we would do it.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
We would work, we'd get out and somebody stroll out
and you know you betty go you reckon eat, take
a drink?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh yeah, oh red face, you get a knock off
that this is not gonna get your.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Invited back to the safety lading.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Of course, here's somebody with a bad email about somebody
had rumor throw it all riding.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Well.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
This next and final song is gonna be one that
has made me pretty famous over the last few years.
It has took me a lot of places I didn't
think I would be at. But it was the first
time on stage New Year's Eve two thousand and two
with one of the best quartets out there today, Brian
Free in Assurance, and I was privileged to be able

(09:14):
to sing this one with Brian Free, and I don't
know if I beat him that night or not, but
ever since then, we've had competitions of warring out. Not
to make me look good or anything, but that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
We are back.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
James Canup has a gun viral on YouTube. Brian Free
and Assurance. They are on the road, I mean, just
traveling all over the Rick and Bubba listening area. We've
got their their tour dates set up there at Rickenbubba
dot com. This this James Canupp thing. We've got Brian
Free on the second best tender in America. And yeah, Brian,

(09:58):
let's finish this and then I want to update everybody
what's going on with Brian Free in Assurance a current
current day, because you guys have been been together and
been around for a long time and we watch them,
you know, you see you see shows on TV like
The Voice of course not it doesn't happen there. Really
they've kind of ruled that part out. So let's go
something like American Idol. Yeah, you see, people, this is

(10:22):
gonna be a perfect way to ask this question, by
the way, and I think do it as mildily as possible.
When I watch these talent shows, you'll see the people
that obviously, which I think is cruel and uncomfortable, who
obviously have some kind of mental problem, and they've put
them on the show to try to sing, and you
can tell that they're they're you know, there's an issue there.

(10:43):
But then but then then you have the people that
seeing good and can carry a tune, but you know
that that puts him in in a category that they're
probably not get a record deal, but they could do
good at at.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
An office party or around friends.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
And then you have the real talented people are just
looking for a style issue. But then there's this bunch
that they don't have any kind of problems manually or
anything like that, but they are completely delusional of how
they really sing. You're talking about me, well, you know, Bubba,
And I wasn't thinking of you specific, but we've seen

(11:18):
that moment. Sometimes you even see a mom stand over
there that's given that takes them to classes and all this,
and you're thinking, how do they not hear what we
all obviously hear, right, And and I guess I'm kind
of trying.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
To They were people that smell they can't smell themselves well,
you know, you know that that's actually a phenomenon. You
really can't, which is the reason why I need to
talk to you.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Have to show but I want to I want to
say that. And I know you've probably been through this, you,
you and the group and probably your friends because we
we've been through it here. I don't know where James
fits in this. I mean it because then the part
that doesn't help is it appears people actually booking to
come seaquaces.

Speaker 8 (11:57):
Yeah, honestly, I personally think he falls into the latter category.
There's I do not believe that he is mainly disabled.
And anyway, I I've met him and talked to him
many times. Uh, they're just people that that want something
so bad. Sometimes I believe that they may not that

(12:23):
they may not want to face. But then again, but Brian.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
We all sound different to ourselves because we're hearing ourselves
from the reverse side of the ear drug and.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
The shower sound.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Right now, I'm going to tell you this though, no
James canup has me paranoid because I'm thinking, how many
things do I think I'm adequate on that? I'm happy,
But but you got friends that will tell you, well,
that's true. Now see in this room, everybody lets you know,
everybody see. That's what I don't think James has. Sometimes
you don't hear where's his friends?

Speaker 8 (12:54):
Like me, I've got friends that have friends and family.
If I get if I have a bad night, they
remind me real quickly.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
My wife, we get to do a lot of different things.
And I really enjoy going out and speaking at churches
and speaking at events. And my wife know if she's
at an event and we get in the car or
we go back to the hotel room and I say,
what do you think she'll go, I've heard better, you've
done better.

Speaker 8 (13:15):
Now, yeah, that's going I don't unless I want the truth.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
I don't ask my wife right, which is why they're there.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
But but here's the thing again, so to me listen,
but we have to do some of the worthier respect.
But here's the thing, don't you think though? The thing
I guess it gets me is it's one thing Brian,
and this is me. I'm trying to help you here.
It is one thing for me to say I can

(13:44):
sing good. Yes, okay, that's one thing to say I
sing better than Brian Free.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Do you just say that? Rick?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
I pretty much owned him. I mean, did you really
I'm talking about it in tenor. I mean, you know,
I'm sure there's a bass singer that might be as
good a bass as you are a tenor.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
But to go to go out and declare why am
I that I am a tenor?

Speaker 7 (14:04):
That?

Speaker 4 (14:04):
You know, it's one thing. Say I can sing tenor? Okay,
I can. There's a lot of people tenors. Look when
you say you're a man, and when you can sing tenor,
you're already in a pretty small group.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Exactly, yeah, exactly. Not a lot of guys that look
like a man is not like a woman out there.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
It's one thing for me to say, hey, man, I
think I can play football. Some she says, we're good,
and then I go, I'll tell you what. I'm the
I'm the greatest football player there's ever been. I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Well, you know, we all get caught up in the moment,
in the bright lights, you know, and the falls of
the crowd is the most addictive thing on the planet.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Okay, Well, I got to tell you that real quick.
Then I know we have just a few seconds. The
one time he's been on stage with me twice. The
second time was in the church in Winston Sale, North Carolina,
packed the house a great night again. He uh, he
just continued to asking, and I thought, you know what,
why not these people haven't heard him the church and

(15:04):
my guys, and my guys kind of egged me onto it.
So I get him on stage, We do the song.
We finished the song, and I actually have an encore
to the song that you can go into if the
crowd's really liking it. So I yell, you know at
this point you could stay on the crowd. You could
show by the face they were they weren't sure with
a laugh or cry. And when I got to the
end of the song, I said, you know, you want

(15:24):
to hear some more of that. For the first time
in my entire career in over thirty one years professionally,
I hear I heard a crowd full of people yell no.
It was like if they possibly could, you got it.
And we didn't really know what to do because that point,
you know, it was embarrassing for us, embarrassing career, I
don't know, but anyway, what.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Embarrassed for him? I promise it would I tell you
your boys, that put you up to love. Yeah, it
was a great sound. Like you have some friends like
what we did.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, it really does.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
You're how about this, Brian free in assurance, A little
more like this show than I think. Yeah, you realize
that evening is one of the evenings he's referring to
that he wore him out. You're right, You're right, Brian,
you've created James can up. I hope you're happy. One
thing we haven't really thought about is with it being
Oregon in the National Championship, how is that affecting one

(16:11):
Bucky Beaver?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
You know that's right? Right?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
You know the Oregon State and you know the big rival,
and Bucky has joined us. Bucky Beaver, how you doing, Buddy?

Speaker 7 (16:22):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Hey? Happy?

Speaker 7 (16:24):
Hey? I'm so excited about Oregon State being in the
National checking Game.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Bucky hit in this tail, Bucky, Bucky, I.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Don't know. I don't think it's organ Yes, he's so happy.

Speaker 8 (16:46):
Rick.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Should we tell you? I don't know how to break
it to. Are you going to the game? Are you
going to the game, Bucky?

Speaker 7 (16:56):
I'm going to the game. I got season tickets. I
supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Bucky.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
The game is Auburn versus Oregon, not not Oregon State.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
That the ducks.

Speaker 7 (17:08):
Say what it's.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Not it's not Oregon. I mean, it's not Oregon State.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
It's Oregon anything but a duck.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, it's the ducks.

Speaker 7 (17:18):
Oh, what's the world coving too? It was the organ
state beer behind on the knees out here in the woods.
You know how it is?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, out in the woods. But Jay don't get a
lot of that news. Do you have you?

Speaker 7 (17:37):
We're a little behind out here, but we have a
good time.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Heck have you? What have you?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Have you noticed that you your duck friends out in
the forest. Maybe they're walking a little differently right now,
different waddle.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
You didn't say the D word, did you?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Well?

Speaker 7 (17:53):
I know, I know you picked up Sorry, Hey, heck, well,
gots you. How about a public service announcement?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
A public service anno?

Speaker 7 (18:00):
Yeah, we got a problem here in the community.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (18:04):
Well, a lot of the young beavers here are not
getting the NW sense of need every day.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
They're not getting the nutriance.

Speaker 7 (18:09):
They're not getting the news in need and it's causing
the big pozzles. You see what happened? You may be wondering.
A lot of the young beavers are leaving the traditional
uh jobs. Are the longer and civil engineers they're not.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
They're no longer following the family business.

Speaker 7 (18:29):
All day breaking all them do all these new kind
of fangle things. I got a cousin named Bernard, and
he got a job over at McDonald where it didn't
what a good job to lead a chair, old dad
let him go. The shame of it all.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Oh gosh, when a beaver in the family's working to
drive through I'm so sorry, Bucky May.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
I won't tell you this. I ain't going to show
you and both put on, but I won't tell you.
Y'all got some fine voices and collars on that program.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
I know. Look, how's you understanding it?

Speaker 7 (19:00):
That David from Lewis Bool.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
He's a good he tell you what, he is, a
fine one that I wish he'd come live with y'all
out there where the beavers live.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Hey, I never have to worry about him not call
it in because he's heard over the men some meeting.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You know what's hard to understand about that?

Speaker 7 (19:16):
I don't how about that brother you're Greg?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
How about him? About that?

Speaker 7 (19:20):
He's done somebody? You know if he here in sixth grade,
they don't tell him he turned into.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
How about when Bucky's going after he's upset, he thought
the Beavers. I know, I.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
Think you're lying too. I'm gonna go book it up.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
You know it is organ I'm gonna go google that file.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Here.

Speaker 7 (19:44):
I got some lord to cutting lords ain't cut in
the wood, tuck get it?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Just a little all first come, first call of the
And you know you wonder you hate to see Beaver
fans think they're in the championship game find out it's arrival. Yeah,
that's not good, especially if they make the trip. Well,
I mean, I mean, but but out there in the forest,
I mean, how the world he get a phone line
out there?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Well, he said he was going to google it. Sounds
like he said he's got the high speed internet.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Little Beaver home. Uh, well, you know they'll just damn
up anything. How about you get down into those damns.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
They don't tell what you can find, now that's true.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Have you been following this Hollywood scandal that broke yesterday
the uh with Kristin Stewart.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Are you familiar with this whole thing?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
I don't know who that is. I do know that
the story I saw was that she's admitted to having
an affair but I don't know who she's married to
or even who she is.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Well, this is the star of the movie snow White, and.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
She she's not married. She's the star of the.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Which one? Yeah, there were there were a bunch of
snow White movies that came out.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Which one. Yeah, But she's known for the dark Twilight
Dark Twilight girl issue. Okay, I don't know anything about it.
And he's her boyfriends the Twilight guy.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah, Robertson and apparently they've been dating very close for
the past three years. Anyway, she was caught in a
very passionate embrace with the director of the movie.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
And which movie I guess it was the snow Watte.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Now, this was the snow White where it was a
little darker. It was about the Woodsman and all that.
If I got that right and get it done, because
we had the comedy Schlitter done, We had the comedy
snow White that had Julia Robertson right, right, it wasn't
it then we had a darker one about the Huntsman
or something.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
But I mean it's so so rare that you have,
you know, photographs that come with the story. Uh, I mean,
somebody had some pictures that were unbelievable, just caught them
all caught, you know, snuggled up. And so now she's
come out. She said, she admitted it. She's apologized to
her boyfriend. She's apologized to the wife of the director.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Oh my gosh, so he was married. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's one thing that she had on your boyfriend. But
when you when somebody's husband.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Yeah, Liberty Ross is her name, and you've seen her
in a bunch of movies too.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Uh and uh.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
She said that she's gonna write her a letter about
it also. So boy, it's just I mean, and the
fans of this guy have been on I mean there's
all kinds of YouTube things of them just crying in
the camera, going how could you do this to him?
And I mean it's just he talked about social media
meets Hollywood, Run run Wilde.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
You know, these idiots really think he's a vampire that
can be trusted and loved. I mean, you know, I mean,
I mean it's just ridiculous. I mean, our our our
inability to grasp for that. Mad about it, they're making
a little well, she'll probably somebody probably sucker blood or something.
I mean, she'll probably be attacked in the night by
some follower of him or something.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Well, I mean all the all the tabloid shows that
come on at night were all about this yesterday.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's all they had on. Yeah, so I'm out of
the loop on her and on the Yeah I am,
but they couldn't get enough of.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Oh yeah, I saw. I mean I looked up today
and it was just on every time I looked up.
But I didn't know who it was. But I know,
I know the movie Woman.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Which movie which snow White?

Speaker 10 (23:03):
Is she?

Speaker 4 (23:03):
The one about the Huntsman that was a little darker
and had Old the wing. It was played by Charlie's
whatever was there, and she was the witch in it.
It was a darker look at yeah, oh yeah, yeah,
I didn't see it. And uh, snow White and the
Huntsman or something like that.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Did I get that? Run?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Close? And now I did.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Want to see the one and I think Sherry did
see it, the comedy one with Julia Roberts.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
I like that would be pretty fun. You know this
this one's crying here, oh my go.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
But first of all, you can tell she has she
has no life except Twilight, cannot cannot.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
This is the one I'm talking about. There is there
a language in it? Oh, I have not, Yeah, we
were probably. It doesn't say a warning about it, so.

Speaker 11 (23:48):
It was just foot or shopped and I thought it
wasn't real. And I thought they're just making it up
because they don't want it to be real. Just I've
just gone on Perez Hilton dot com and Christians released
a statement me into it and saying that she actually
did cheat on him and saying that she's sorry, Like

(24:09):
that makes it okay. I like everybody needs to back off. Okay,
this is none of your business. This is none of
anybody's business. But her release in that statement, it's like
it's like saying, hello world, come on in. It's like
saying it doesn't matter, it's okay.

Speaker 12 (24:32):
I don't understand how she can.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Do this.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Wrapped up in her celebrity.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
You know, I hope she gets a ticket to the
Olympics and gets out.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Let me, let me try. I understand this.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
She ruined her life because he's two characters she loves
so much, you know, really in her mind, listen her mind.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I can't believe it's no White cheated on the vampire.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I mean, you're like, what I mean, it's funny, but
here's here's the thing I have to watch it.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yeah, well that and.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
What to my news sauce pests hitting. Let let me
say this. Let me say this. Here's where it gets
so delusional. Well, I would think that if I was
madly in love with the teen idol, i'd be glad
that she did. He got cheated up. Now I got
a chance looking at her. Probably not, but probably not.
I'm rob probably not. I was about to hope you

(25:25):
ain't got jo it's up too high.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
But that's just Chuir. But I like you shooting for
the moon, Chuir. The quite a fan. Everybody needs a fantasy, right.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I'll tell you one thing she does not have, and
that is a drawer full of headbands.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
And uh, I don't think she gets out much. I
think she gets watching DVD over and over and over.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
He thinks she don't want Edward to come by her
on the neck. She does, she does, so Greg is
all over that. If you think all this is your world,
you think she wrapped up in it.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
She lays awake at night and and pulls everything down
where next exposed and just in case Edward shows up,
get a marker, Marcus spot. She marks this is this
is my juggular right here here, because then she gets
to be a vampire. Then they get to live together
and an eternal and eternal damnation forever because they can't die, right,
they get pale and live and live there the rest

(26:24):
of their lives.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Though.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
She's got the pail party, y'all.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
I gotta I'm gonna watch that all day. When it
first came on, I said, gosh, a female klingons upsets me.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
It is You're right, ricking bubba.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Bubba. We love spelling bee humor.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Now, I've never desired, nor apparently any of my children
have desired to win spelling Bees. As a matter of fact,
I don't understand my children. I don't even know how
you described this problem they have. They can learn spelling
words for a spelling test, and then two days later
you asked them to write a sentence and they'll misspell
every word in it. Right, It's like they know how
to do the test, but they are not retaining the words.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
I just spelling Bees never fired me up.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Oh gosh, spelling Bees.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
I just I don't know why I told you February
it took me in half the class out.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
We kept leaving that r off right after I'll try.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
I would always miss the second work because I didn't
want to continue first off.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
It's to me, you want to go out first, and
I guess that's why I wasn't a good speller. But
it's just pure memorization of a single language that to
me doesn't show any creativity.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
You know why you do it? Then I wouldn't challenging it.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
No, no, no, I'm not saying not challenge or consistency,
but nothing. But it leads to a let's just say
they had spelling bees back when Latin was the main language.
You memorize the language it died, so did you nothing accomplished,
you know, I mean it's just, you know, it's just
memorization of something that is going to fade away.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
If any you're talking about, what's the use?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, I mean if you developed something in science or arts,
it may still be here. If you designed the Great Pyramid,
we're still looking at it, right, you.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Know, and plus with spell check now not even right?

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Right?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
We have silly you know why a computer can do it?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
It's just memories.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Well, it's just like the other night my son was
all bogged down with his math on work. I said,
you get a calculator, knock it out. It's what you
do in the real world, you know.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
And Rick, because I'm bad at and I do respect
people who are good spellers because they are.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's a good memory.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
But you know, seals memorize how to play horns too,
you know what I mean. It doesn't mean I can
do any anything.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
That matters, right, Yeah, and now we're putting on the ESPN.
You're liking a spelling beachami into a seal blowing a horn.
You know, I think he did just make that west
BN's covering the spelling bean.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
It's no better than a seal.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
It's just it's just memorization. Look, and I'm doubting that,
but I'm saying it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
It's just And then they you know, if.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
You can't spell all your ignorant well, no, I just
don't memorize stuff when I can be thinking about other things.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Can I tell you that you got made fun of
by the way I can tell I'm a terrible still
made fun of it, terrible speller, bad tipper.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
That's really a bad combination. A spell check can't defeat.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Let me tell you this, of the two watch a
spelling bee, even with my children participating, or watching a
seal horns, I'm with the seal.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Oh, I love you throw in juggling balls, I'm with
the seal.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Skill right there?

Speaker 4 (29:36):
This?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
How about this? Anything with the seal I'm watching.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I like seal shows. They're almost human. So here's some
kind of county spelling bee. Yes, and a kid is
standing up top.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
Now he's at the microphone, and it's a county spelling
bee there up on stage, and heron is the word,
Herron h the bird, the bird. And he has a
tough time, Well who wouldn't, but great blue hair eventually
gets it though.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
But I think he's got a future in politics. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Let me tell you why I love this kid. He
reminds me of myself when I was in school, because
I was an excellent staller. If I knew, I was
in trouble to try to think of what I was
gonna say. And this guy knows he didn't know the word,
and he stalls for two minutes.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
And now, yeah, well he claims he can't understand what
she's saying.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Here we go, let's hear County spelling bee.

Speaker 13 (30:22):
Haron han, I mean peace, give please give me the
definition a.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
Waiting bird that has a long neck and legs, a
long tapering bill with a sharp point and sharp cutting edges.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I stopped taking. Stop.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Here's the problem. I mean what they're not They're not English?
Well here what are He doesn't understand, Bubba, here's my point.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
This is this is why all spelling bees that have
become predictable. Here we are once again. You get to
the final rounds. The only people sitting there are Asian. Everyone
is Asian's eskimo.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Okay, well he should know what it has. Your go ahead?

Speaker 13 (31:00):
Herons, may you please use in a sentence.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
If Gail had not seen the heron fly down from
the tree, she would have insisted that the huge bird
nested on the ground.

Speaker 12 (31:15):
Peace be the word heron m.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
What's the word again?

Speaker 10 (31:22):
Heron?

Speaker 13 (31:23):
Hair wink, hairrow, hairline, heron hurling haroun, Peace of the
word heron.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Haroen. My dad's.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
She's unshakable.

Speaker 12 (31:49):
Herring haron, herring, hair run.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
It's a big bird ring.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Hair run, hair one whatever.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
Hairyin the word hair run.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
May peace give me.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
The definition.

Speaker 10 (32:25):
She's waiting bird that has a long neck and legs,
a long tapering bill with a sharp point and sharp
cutting edges.

Speaker 12 (32:33):
Heaven h E r O N heaven?

Speaker 3 (32:38):
How long did it taken to get in a minute?
The first time she said it? It didn't dawn on him.
She gave She gave him that definition. I like when
he kept making repreat the word he's throwing out. Do
you hear?

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Do you think he was there by his friends as
we would have done. I'll tell you what if you
don't get if you don't get up prayer with missus
Taylor airline hairlines.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
If he he's good, I tell when he's a hero
to his friends.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, of course if if he's that deep into the
spelling beat, they probably don't have any but well, because
you wouldn't spend a lot of time doing anything else.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah that one.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, all I'm saying he smelled a little cause you well,
et the stinky kids his friend. You know that you
ain't got to say everything that you think of Artie.
You know the speller and the stinky kid hang out
to go even askimos it ain't no different. They're just

(33:35):
in the big look uh word hairline. So he got
Have you ever seen the movie Step Brothers, and there's
this job interview and it's last trying to give him
her name's Pam.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
They go Pam. Oh, I got p A N D panned. No,
it's Pam. And it goes on and on. That's what
it reminded me of. Okay, are they doing it on purpose? No,
they're just if you said, maybe they're a theft are they?
That's right up your alley.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yeah, A big story across the country has got a
lot of the conspiracy theorists stirred up today. Bubba and
the real Greg Burges came in fresh off of George
Norrey's update, and he's got a conspiracy going alright, of course.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Well, Rick in Arkansas, along the Arkansas River about a
twenty mile stretch, there's an estimated one hundred thousand drum
fish that have been found dead and washed ashore or floating, and.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
They say that.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
A spokesperson with a Fish and Game said, we got
a call last week from a tugboat operator that found
the fish out on the river along the bank in
the river channel, and we were immediately dispatched to take
a look. Investigator from local and state agencies took samples
from the infected area. Steven says, fish kills occur every year,

(34:58):
but the magnitude of this one is unusual, and disease
could be the cause. A pollutant would have affected a
cross affected cross species.

Speaker 7 (35:10):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
Ninety nine percent of them were drum fish, which is
a bottom feeder. It's not a game fish in Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
By the way, you can eat buffalo. You go with
the fish, ain't it. So we go on.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
And we also had the story that there was a
big bird kill there too, which I'm going to guess
the birds that were eating the dead fish also died
or it was. The quarterback for Arkansas Ran Mallett out practicing.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
For the ball game, throwing.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
He was hitting footballs, hitting birds with football.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
They're saying the three thousand Arkansas bird this they're trying
to tie it to fireworks. And then we have the
dead fishing on the Arkansas River and the fireworks.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I'm just telling what it says.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
The story birds are using a lot even flying.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
I'm just telling you simply all this morning, all right,
what is the spill coast to coast They had experts
on you know, they had experts. Yes, we have the ability.
We have the weaponry that we can control the weather,
hurricanes start and start. Now, is that the machine that
George W.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Bush?

Speaker 4 (36:17):
The technology is there and they're they're just not getting
it right where they can use it, like the country
you don't like you want to put them in a drought.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Stuff like that. Earthquakes is just.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
A spin off of the earthquake machine.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yes, it's the same bunch. And they think they test
fired one uh from the.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Satellite to and they chose they didn't know the birds,
they just give it a shot, and that that happened
to kill the birds. They say these they choose to
test it on Arkans and that I'm not sure about.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
They don't know yet.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Because it was the home of Bill Clinton.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
That's a good point. But anyway, they say, these birds.
I don't know if this is.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Under Obama's control now Bush is he don't have the kids.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
This is black ops. You know, they did what they
want to do, totally President the game pressure. I almost
walked in that. But listen to me, Greg, I want
you to just know. Here's what that's me. This are
they talking about how their inside are liquid? Nothing else?
No enterds are liquid now according to the game in trail.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
That detail has been left off. This report from lairds
or liquid. They are from a credible broadcast sore scrape.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
They are the game. It need be some type of microwave.
They say that.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
The Game and Fish Commissioned spokesman Keith Stevens said that
these blackbirds, in his opinion, died of massive trauma. Residents
heard loud fireworks and the birds started hitting the ground.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
The expert, when somebody brought up fireworks, started laughing. He said,
that is completely ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
He said, we've been blowing fireworks up everywhere. You never
see five thousand birds fall. Now, it's a good part three.
They whatever, No, they're saying five. They're just reporting.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Is this about.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Is this by one of those windmill forms, you know,
because they kill birds too. They fly in, they get
the air sucked right out of them when they go by.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
Wait a minute, Greg, wait a minute. Bad weather has
been blamed for earlier bird kills in Arkansas. In two
thousand and one, lightning killed dozens of mallards. They again,
they laughed that one off too. It does not say
that their energs were liquified.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Well that's what that's what they were saying on the
coast to coast this morning. They don't want you to
know that. Do you think the fish and birds are
tied together? They do? They claim that, you know, of
course the fisher words it's not. But they say, oh definitely,
oh definitely, oh definitely. Now have they have they determined
it liquified? Have they have they?

Speaker 5 (38:30):
You hate when that happens.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
How about this? Have they determined if the energe of
the buffalo drum are liquid? I don't now that, we
don't know. But they scoffed at the fireworks. They scoffed,
they laughed.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
What we've been blowing fireworks up? China has been blowing
the up since two centuries ago.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
That's what they say.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
You hear about massive bird now you got admitted. I've
seen they'd be dead birds laying all around disney World
fireworks every night, that's right or wrong? And they got them,
sure enough, fireworks they playing. But the budget they got
they ain't playing. They ain't got these ain't them dumb
down ones.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Do you think maybe it's the cheaper firewarks that kill birds?
I'm just telling you.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
They say that they use mirrors and they use what, Yeah,
they got different ways from a satellite and then they
got some way they reflected and they reflect.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
What some type of beam a beam.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
But yes, but tampering with the weather only kills red
winged blackbirds and buffalo drum.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
No, it's just right. They have to be in that
area when that when the shop.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Comes from Rick, Rick, I gotta I can't let something
just go talk about it, you saying, I'm just telling
you what. There's a beam that comes down from a
satellite reflected by a mirror. That's that's that's liquefied the
enterds of these pores.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Because they use it to control the weather.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
They can make hurricanes, they can turn they What's funny
is they'll talk about this stuff like everybody knows that.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Oh we already know. They can turn hurricanes wherever they
want them to. Mean, that's a given.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
I love when they talk like time travels ten years away.
They talking about that like that's gonna happen. Oh, that's
ten years that's no problem.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Now what a minute? What a minute?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
You know, did a guy show up from the future
to tell him it.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Was to be one of the experts. I'm gonna this is,
you know, because he could if he had a time.
See what you do.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
The black ops, the military develops this because they're going
to use it against their enemies to control the weather
and stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
If you want to put a country in a.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Drought, or you want to flood them the rain I want,
I want to you will cause the earthquakes.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Beams can't do that great.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
It seems like a lot of a lot of headache
when you could just drop one atomic bomb.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
What yeah, but people don't know. That's bad. That's bad.
Pr atomic bomb. You can say, how come we moments
didn't see beams?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I just don't say one another way because this is
where I'm gonna get gray. You realize that this is
the same talk that came from the man that invented
tangle a. You remember he claimed something and been invented
that would drive the Pacific things will one drop immediately,
one drop immediately, So you're you're in his camp. Now.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Oh, I'm not saying I'm reporting it, Okay.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Now, what I want to know is why we didn't
see the beams that killed the birds and all their
entergs liquid face.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
It was a shock from it, the shock of what
some type of bat did it go? All right, listen, listen.
I keep in mind birds fall.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
To believe this, you got to believe that the government
can build a satellite, it has to have a mirror
to reflect it.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
I don't know why it's got a straight shot, but anyway,
we're gonna know.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
That's two different ones. You got the satellite and then
you got the mirror, bother two different ones.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
We got my mirror.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
We got all that, but we're not gonna get our
refunds on time because Congress raised a tax rate, right
changed it, so they got to reprogram the computers. But
we can't get that done quickly.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I'm just telling you. I'm just will you admit that
come on fireworks?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Like I say, we shoot fire My dad shoots fireworks
that are pretty fireworks.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I look at it.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
You know what he said when I said fires look
at me right here. And this is a request that
I've made before, but you know your family, so I'm
gonna make it again. When you're driving to work. For
the love of oscool, will you please stop listening to
Coast to Coast.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I just want to give the stuff to talk about.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
It too dark and you've got too much. I'm not
saying that that I believe to go back to this beam.
I got scared one they got to talk about the
Beatles selling soda. The devil, I have changed it.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I got scared because I don't like all that devil talk.
Now now, but where did the beam come from? We
shot it from either the satellite or that mirath?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
What satellite we got one of our military, a military
sat rose Weather.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Oh, they're the perfected it. That's what this was. They
didn't mean to kill Allen.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Bird Ricking Bubba ricking Bubba.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Diet soda is in the news, and I know a
lot of people consume these. Now, Rick, this is not
the final word. Once again, the medical community continues to
issue us conflicting studies.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Now that's never happened. I would tell.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
People who appear to be confused by that to simply
look at who's funding those studies, because you know, I'm
not near as skeptic as Greg is. Ily Greg thinks
everything is tied to JFK's assassination.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
I don't, but you know.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
It's uh by the I'll tell you again, if you're
skeptic guy, you've got to go to Daley Plaza and
mark one day.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
If defended this, I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 5 (43:09):
As far as things that I have done as an adult,
you know that just were fun things we wanted to
go do.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
That is one of the best things I ever did.
Loved it.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Would love to go back anyway, Uh, you know, we
the notorious one in this series has been the egg.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
The egg is bad, the egg is good, The egg
is bad, the egg is good. We really don't know
about the egg. The egg, the egg. The caffeine's been
tossed all caffeine. We want to get rid of caffeine.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
It's like it's bad, but for some reason, we can't
find anything really wrong with it. And uh, you know,
I love There's a couple of things I think you
you have been on this diet soda thing, and uh,
you know, a couple of things I have pointed out
other than I think the speed of lot is not
a constant.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Uh is that?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Well, I don't remember what it was that something to
do with medicine. What was it?

Speaker 4 (43:59):
The egg?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
What was the other thing we had?

Speaker 5 (44:01):
Well, anyway onto this story, Uh yeah, oh was caffeine
should be declared about them? I think caffeine should be
C twelve. I agree, and uh, and we should be
encouraged to take it in every absolutely, because I know
one thing. It certainly makes me feel better, doesn't it, y'all?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Now, I'm not hooked on it like these coffee muggers
in here are. But I've never Speedy. I've never seen
anybody become a coffee fanatic late in life like Speed.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
I've learned something about Speedy. He's he has an addictive personality.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yeah he does. Yeah, you'll grab hold of something.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
WHOA way, I don't smoke. First of all, my kids
are listening. I don't have to tear that coffee down now.
And uh, there's nothing better a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
And I am.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
I am trying my own little experiment with this coffee thing,
just to see if I can.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
What got you? Well, you're in depth, you're really studying it. Well,
you're studying it with mouthful of it.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
I am well for those, and I will put me
in this category two who started feeling good about themselves
from switching from sugary sodas to low or no calorie substitutes.
And again this comes with the disclaimer, and you study
comes along suggesting that diet sodas might be bad for
your head and your heart. The study which followed more

(45:11):
than twenty five hundred New Yorkers that might be the
first problem in this story for nine or more years.
Found that people who drank diet soda every day had
a sixty one percent higher risk of a of a
vascular that is, a vascular event holy moly v as

(45:31):
c U l A R, including stroke and heart attack
than those who completely skip diet drinks, according to researchers
who presented their results today at the American Stroke Association
International Stroke Conference in LA that's.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
The as AI s C for those of you even.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Score well to me, Bubba, you know, I thought, you
know one of the things that we've said, and you
know we have our areas. You have your area of expertise,
but I think you know, you and I together have
been fortunate enough to be raised in a way that
we did get a pretty good dose.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Of common sense. Now haven't always used it right, but sure,
I'll just run right over it sometimes.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
And here's the way this was when I started doing
my own study on diet drinks, is this is classic
human nature. Okay, because if you'll look at something and look,
I got my own areas of problems.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
We all do.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
But if you'll look at one little theme that the
human beings just can't seem to grasp, and that's moderation.
And what I notice is is classic human beings. When
human beings were told we've invented a soda that has
no calories. Well, instead of a human being going, well,
I'll drink the same amount I did before, I just
now won't have any calories, they said, well, I'm gonna

(46:46):
drink all I want, any time anywhere because there's no calories. Well,
my goodness, you wouldn't sit there and drink that number
of normal soda drinks. But you think, because it has
no calories, you just drink them all day long. And
the problem is the other parts of it. And I
believe we'll find out some of this aspertain and some
of this other stuff as the studies go on, because
because I know personally, when I did drink a dit drinking,

(47:09):
I can't stand the taste stuff.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
So I've just never been able to drinking very much.
But when I try to say out, I'll do a
diet drink right here, if I drink more than one.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
My head start hurting. May my head hurt? And and
and I was like, you know, I don't. I don't
like the way this makes me feel. So I remember
I said on the air, I believe people will be
better off if they just in moderation. If you want
a soda, drink a regular, I just don't drink as many,
because you go, well, I won't drink but one regular
soda today, but it might drink six dit.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
So I heard it'll turn your shirt to many colors.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
It will, and but I just I just think that
that there's some common sense playing in here.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Really well, I tell you what happens too, because I've
done this too when I was in a you know,
really in a mode of cutting back, is you will
cut back on your food intake, and you will substitute
dit drinks for because you go, hey, I'm not spending
any calories here, but this is something that tastes good

(48:05):
and it's filling me up, you know, So it satisfies
that hunger situation where you may even you know, use
it for a snack in between to help fill up.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Now.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
The lead author in this her name is Hannah Gardner Gardener.
She is works at the University of Miami Miller Medical School.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
She says that diet soda.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Drinkers don't need to make radical changes in their behavior yet,
but she says they do need to stay tuned to
the debate. Now, she they go on in a lot
of this they described about Hall.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
This was done. Now get this.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
They said that pointing the finger more squarely at diet drinks.
The researchers also found no increase risk among people who
drink regular.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
I'll take my star. Now they're saying that a regular
soda is better for you than a dit soda. So
the question here, I'll right now.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
The question here is in certain quantities, over periods of time,
what in diet drinks may be hurting our blood vessels.
Nobody knows the answer to that question. Yet there could
be something else that people who drink diet sodas have
in common that we have not yet been identified to.
Maybe people who are drinking diet sodas are replacing those

(49:26):
sugary calories with other unhealthy choices that are skewing the results.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
The jury is still out.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Moderation, I mean, if if you you know, I don't
know how anybody drinks them. I just can't stand and
taste of them. But you know, if you if you
are going to drink a diet drink because some people
say this, Now, I actually like that taste better than
I do the regular, which you've just got.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Well know, I've just listen. I've been through this.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
You hear this when I When I first try their
diet drink, I could not I mean I would spit
it out. I couldn't stand it. And then after I
got used to it, I couldn't hardly stand the regular ones.
They tasted so sweet about knock your head off.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
See, I don't remember we've made this speech before. I
don't understand why I want to drink anything that I
have to acquire a taste for, right, I mean, I
mean if I had to acquire one, that means it
didn't taste good.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Well, again, I think it was just people who wanted
who was who was really focused on that caloric number,
which we hear a lot about.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
And it does work. It does work, but at what costs?
Long term drink water man Rick. They also say.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Caramel coloring has been linked to vascular issues, and they
are common in all types of drinks.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Let's drill under the micles, drink the regular sold it's
just drinking in moderation.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
They're better for you. I've been saying that on the
show for years.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Let me be that ricking bubba, ricking bubba.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Rick.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Fifteen obgyn offices in South Florida say they have set
weight limits on new patients. Some of the doctors said
the main reason was their examples or other equipment can't
handle people over a certain weight, but at least six
of the offices said heavy women run a higher risk

(51:10):
of complications. Thus they run into a problem with lawsuits
coming from difficult burs and higher rates for medical malpractice insurance.
It goes back to the old liability. People don't realize
the risk we're taking by taking care of these overweight patients.

(51:32):
One doctor said, there's more risk of something going wrong,
more risk of getting sued. Everything is more complicated with
an obese patient in GYN surgeries and in pregnancies.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
He told the newspaper, Well, here.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
We go the large community being scoffed at again. First
it was by an extra seats on planes. Now they're
afraid were gonna knock down their examination table. Laughing up, skinny,
I think that's funny. It's fun of you old slim
in it.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Huh m. But Bertha Kink have her baby, you ain't
gonna think it's so funny. Hmm. I'd say, we just
made better tables. What's the reason.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Well, that's that's what some of them said, because they
didn't want to say what these other ones actually record.
They said very simply that and this it's not and
now they're going to say too. It's not illegal for
doctors to refuse overweight patients, but it does have medical
eesthicists worried. So far, the weight cutoffs have been enacted

(52:39):
only by a few obg y ns in South Florida,
who have long complained about the high number of lawsuits
after difficult births and high rates for medical malpractice insurance.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
That's the that's the catch right there. It's another legal
thing getting sued. I think instill on the head catches
a little much. Yeah, there you go. That's a farming
term for those of you that missed it.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Hey, hey, look, I'm gonna tell you something. I had
problem with Feelers. I was talking to her, and that's
digging that man, Phyllis. How come you ain't been going
for your annual down there? To the female doctor, I'm
going to find out. They thought Phyllis would break the table. Now,

(53:28):
I meant one year, should you break her doctor's finger
in half? But urge, that was because the table slip.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
But when they call in the vet, that's a bad sign.
Oh my goodness, do you remember what thinks them about
to get to the VT.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
You're going to the VAT building. Oh boy, that big
scale and put you on it. Yeah. By the way,
if you don't think that big.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
When they when they weigh you at the same thing
that they weigh the trucks to see how much you're
hauling at the landfill.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, that's not good. Let me ask you this, how
much your table? Why I send my wife down there.
I don't want to be embarrassed to weg you bore.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
What she rated at? How big? I mean, you don't
you have to get your table rated or something. I
guess I don't know how many tables you got. I mean,
come on, but you used to make broken table.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
This ain't about tables. This is about lawyers. That's what
this is about. It's all about the lawsuits from high
risk pregnancy. So they're just saying, look, if you're not
in the profile of normal situation, we don't want to fool.
It's not worth the risk involved of being sued.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
We had to talk that you wouldn't believe that the
drauma brought and the table went out from under and well,
doctor totis of ancient. They find that glove, but it's
just awful and just hangs over like a cloud.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Greg, don't say it. I've just he's going to have
another baby now feel us won't. Uh so we'll got
a size limit. Uh well, you know what this is?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
The discrimination is what this is? I mean how and
and then you gotta for who's gonna do the scale? Who?

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, who?

Speaker 4 (55:15):
We'll buy an athletic woman. Now she can't go fell Listen,
did you drop that ten pounds so we can go
back to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
You think you fit? All right, let's roll roll gode

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