Miss Jingle Ball Part 2: Red Carpet Mayhem

Tori continues the chaos behind her Jingle Ball night - fashion mishaps, six-inch heels, red carpet stumbles, and even a run-in with Chelsea Handler! Packed with laughs, behind-the-scenes stories, and a sneak peek at her Vegas event Brian and Tori After Dark on December 28th, this episode is pure Tori!

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Misspelling with Tori Spelling and iHeartRadio Podcast. Okay back part two,
Oh it sounded fancy? Part two of My Wild jingle
Ball twenty twenty five nights. I'll do some refreshers so

(00:31):
you can keep up with the crazy story that is
my life. So it all came together. If you listen
to part one, you know, if you haven't, what are
you waiting for? Listen to part one and then listen
to this because the night goes on. Okay, So long
story short, everything came together. It was the almost the

(00:56):
fashion that wasn't fashionable. It was the dress, missap. It
was the red dress didn't work. I looked like a
bell with boobs on top. It was like a wedding
cake topper that no one wants. That almost didn't work out. Jane,
my friend and fashion per, saved the day with a

(01:17):
black outfit with feathers coming out of it. We still
can't agree if it's a bootier corset, Adrian, which is
it boostie r corset? I like there one in the
same right? Are they big fashion nista that I am?
Here we go? So I was wearing my boosset bootie corset.

(01:37):
That's a tory term. I just coined that you may
sit everyone. You're welcome, okay. So I was taking my
glam squad to jingle Ball to the event, Kim and
Jules also two of my besties Juliana. Because of the
mishap of the day and timing wise, it was like

(01:58):
one thing led to another. Got my nails done by Anna.
My claws are back on. Oh wait, I feel like
you guys really like that ASMR moment, so I'm gonna
go back to it. Was that as good for you
as it was for me. Round two? You welcome, okay,

(02:19):
So I'm back. Anyway, we had the nails, the clause.
The timing just didn't work out, which is always and
Torri's world. Nothing works out, but then it all works out.
I was supposed to get my toes done by Anna because,
as I've told everybody, I haven't had a pedicare, like

(02:39):
a proper pedicure since December, the first week of December
twenty twenty four. That's right. I'm not proud of this,
you guys, but I'm just saying it's a fact. I
do click my toenails once in a while, once in
a while. This is weak. This is really funny. So
this is like a first date. I was going to
a new gynecology and I was like, oh, you know,

(03:03):
they put your feet up in the stirrups, and I
remember looking before. I'm not kidding. It really was like
a first date, third date, you know, the home run date.
But I was going to see a guynecologist. He's like
an older man, why would he care? But I was
so nervous about this that I full on, like, you know,

(03:26):
took it down of the hardware, made sure I was
shaved everywhere, make sure everything looked good. I was showered,
and then I remember I was like, oh my god,
my toenails, my feet are gonna be up in the stirrups.
And think he's going to see that. I have like
the cutest feet, but like beast like toenails that I
haven't gotten done in a year. So I was like, no,

(03:48):
to oneself, I got to clip those suckers. Do you
think I remembered to do that? I didn't. I did
save the day, and thank goodness, I wore real cute socks.
And so when they were like take everything off and
put on this gown, you know, the paper gown, and
I was like, this is so weird to the nurse.
I go, is it okay if I leave my socks on?

(04:12):
And she just looked at me like wow. In her
head she's like, uh, okay, you do you boo. But
she was like, uh yes, and I was like, okay.
She has no idea me being the over explainer that
I am. I wanted to be like, so it's a thing.
I haven't gotten a petticaren here. And I forgot to
clip my toenails and they're real long, and I'm scared

(04:34):
the doctor's gonna see them. But instead I thank god
these nails are click click back. I just said, okay,
thank you. Anyway, going back to the story, so take
note from episode one, part one Tangleball. That's I'm not

(04:57):
gonna I'm not here. It is long story short. Anna
didn't have time to do my nails because my day
was backed up. I had to get to Kim's to
get it, to get my hair colored chopped. I wanted
that precise short chop that was Tory twenty ten. Ooh
vowel renewal Yes, uh yep, that was twenty Tennewal and Stella,

(05:24):
who was tiny, walked me down the aisle. I had
the highest stilettos on. I wore these Valentino heels that
were no joke stilettos, kind of stilettos. They had a
little platform, so yeah, a little platform in the front.

(05:45):
They were gray and they were satin, and they were
six motherfucking inches tall. This is back when I could
walk in heels, you guys, and I proudly walked down
that aisle and were new my vows for real. But
on TV it was Tory and Dean Home Sweet Hollywood.

(06:06):
Oh my gosh. Liam and Stella were so cute. And
I had a little white, short, sassy dress on and
Stella had a little white dress and she like I
was so tall and she was so tiny. I think
I was like stretching down my chacket, hold on to
my pinky to walk me down. But I still have
those photos. And then as we were redoing our vows,

(06:28):
Liam was up there and because he was like the man,
man of honor, made of honor, best man, and during it,
like all our family and friends are there. This is
on TV if you have back and rewatch it. It
was adorable. I mean, he was like three ten. He
would be heves worn seven. You know, I can't do

(06:48):
math whatever. I'm panting with my fingers right now, proud
of it. He was three, Stella was two and his
little pants fell down to was ankles in the middle
of the ceremony. That's such as my world, in my
family's world, and we're proud of it. Were imperfectly perfect. Anyway,

(07:10):
back to the story. Didn't get the nails done, yep,
the toenails, so the toenails, the toenails stayed in the picture.
I don't know why I feel the need, like I'm
worried you guys are all gonna judge me, because no
one ever judges me. Feel free again. I want to
state I have the cutest feet, size six. They're adorable.

(07:32):
My toes they line up like the perfect elegant like diagonal,
like I'm not one of those people with like a
long middle toe or like a big thick big toe.
Like my feet the way they are aligned, it's like artistry.

(07:53):
And I'd never you know, I have no ego. I
never toot my own horn, but I'm tooting my feet
right now because they are good. And yeah, my towenails
are long as fuck and not okay AnyWho. So then
I go to Kim get every hair colored, cut, chopped,

(08:14):
everything's for sise. And then Juliana is like, you guys
time wise, what is happening? And I'm like, I'm sorry.
We were running late. We had to get in that
car at five thirty. My iHeart jingle Ball team. They
had so many talent. They had put in a text
your uber's ordered it will be there at five point

(08:34):
thirty sharp. Please make sure you get in the car
because the uber driver will only wait ten minutes. And
I didn't want to disappoint them. I was already running late,
so I said, understood. So anyway I get here, I
run in. I'm like sweating balls at this point, but

(08:54):
I'm like in the door balls jingle Ball, Oh oh
brought that back around. So I run the door and Jewles,
who is always very calm, very kim and Jewles have
such good energies. That's why they are my soul sisters
and my humans. And Jewels looks at me, but she

(09:15):
doesn't get riled up. And she goes, we have fourteen
minutes to do your makeup, And I said all right,
and she goes, okay, we could do it. Okay. I
have never I am so impressed you can check the
red carpet photos you guys at this point, or my
videos and pictures online on my social that makeup was

(09:38):
on point. She did that in fourteen minutes. Anyway, the
driver arrives and in the middle of it, I run out.
And I always believe that when you're kind to people
and you lead with kindness, it opens doors that you
wouldn't believe. And I like humans, for the most part,

(10:00):
nice ones. So I run out and I said, Hi.
You know, I introduced myself. I'm Tori, and I could
see on the Uber order his name which I couldn't pronounce,
but I saw the first part of it, and I
said hi. I said, may I call you Haru? And

(10:23):
he's like, yes, that's my nickname. Everyone calls me that. Sorry,
I might be going out of order if you listen
to the first one. But basically, long story short, I said,
I know after ten minutes you have to leave. I'm
running a little late, and he was like, basically stop
right there. He was like, oh please, I have a wife,
I know all about late. I will not leave you.

(10:47):
You know what, Haru shout out to Haru one of
the best Uber drivers Uber black drivers out there. Oh,
my gosh, like haru, he didn't leave me. He was
not kidding. He waited. I mean we were only fifteen
twenty minutes, like getting in the car. But anyway, everything
comes together. We put it on my outfit, were ready

(11:10):
to go, couldn't find and then I found my Versachi
shoes that I got a year ago because I was like, oh,
you know what, I'm feeling good about myself. Shoes for me.
I have a collection of heels that I have collected
since I was like when I first started working, you know,

(11:31):
like I started working sixteen, but I didn't wear designer shoes.
I was all like Doc Martin's back then, and like guess,
oh my god, Adri, do you remember the guests they
looked they were like not mules. They looked like a
cowboy boot in front, but it was like the back
part there was no way. Yes, slides slides. It was

(11:53):
a slide in the back and it was a cowboy
boot in front. My yead totally remember those. Yeah, so
I would wear those, like guess anyway, then you know
when I'm it wasn't like young famous people now are

(12:14):
all decked in like designers, Like that wasn't my jam
I was all in. If you're old like me, you'll
remember this. I was all I mean, guess was like
the biggest designer I wore. When I was like a kid.
It was like that, Oh my god, my hair, right hair, Sorry,
I have to fix it. It was like guests, uh
express limited contempo casuals. Contempo casuals would be like the

(12:44):
kids like forever twenty one now, but we had it
back in the day at no Larmer exists. It was
fabulous anyway. I wasn't wearing like you know, blood seaga
and like, well later it was, but like not when
I was young anyway. So basically when I was like
twenty one, i'd say twenty twenty one, that's when I

(13:05):
started wearing like designer stuff. Maybe a little bit before that, No,
not really, uh designer pieces and you know I would
have like amazing things. And then I started collecting shoes,
so shoes and purses from my jam. I wasn't big
into like, I don't know, like if I was going
to spend the money that I worked really hard making.

(13:31):
Do you like the fact that I need felt the
need to say that because I'm judged so often for
people being like oh, daddy's money. Like she just like
was given everything. Like I wasn't that girl, Like my
dad didn't give me a credit card. I didn't go
Like I started working at sixteen. They created a bank
account for me, and like I made all my money

(13:52):
after that, like it was all my still felt the
need to say that that's some old trauma I need
to work on with my therapist. Okay, anyway, So yeah,
I started collecting shoes and bags and shoes. I'm proud
I got every heel, not every heel, like a very
curated collection. I loved heels and really like tall heels,

(14:17):
and I would have a closet lined with them. I
had so many designer and designer at this point. Oh yeah,
I'm talking Versaci, Volentino, Gucci, Prada, all Lubatons, all the vibes,
Jimmy cho like it just keeps going, right. So I

(14:38):
had so many that a photographer was doing this famous
shoot and I had this idea because they wanted to
do a photo of me in my closet because at
the time, you know, I think I was like twenty
one and twenty two, twenty three. I don't know, Oh,
this vision of like in my closet. You have the

(15:00):
best closet we want. And it was. It was fabulous
and organized. Thank you Isabelle. I love you. She's still
here eighty one years old. She's like my second mama. Anyway,
it looked great. I even had a closet for my dog.
I know this is before I had kids. You guys like, yeah, wow,

(15:22):
everything changed then, but we I had this idea. I said, well,
you always see a celebrity in their closet, like, look
at my closet, and people still do those and do
the photos. I got let's do something a little different.
So I literally I had this beautiful bathtub, like this
big ass bathtub, and I said, let's put me in there,

(15:44):
supposedly naked, filling instead of bubbles my shoes. And they
were like, do you have enough? I was like, do
I have enough? Oh? Watch me? I had liked over
two hundred shoes and that those shoes cover me perfectly.
Those were all my shoes. We have to find that photo. Anyway,

(16:12):
I had this dream. So some people collect art, I
collected shoes, and I had this dream that I was
like one day because I always wanted to be a mom,
I'm like, I'm gonna have my girls, and I'm going
to pass on these heels. Keep in mind I wear
a six. Keep in mind my baby daddy wears the
size of fourteen. He has a fourteen inch foot. So

(16:37):
between me with a six and him with a fourteen,
the girls outgrew my foot my shoes by the time
they were like ten. I'm not kidding. They have beautiful feet,
but you know they're bigger. Yeah. Stella is always like,
oh well, I get the feet from dad, and I'm like, yeah,

(16:58):
I'm sorry about that. Whatever. They were a nine, it's
not huge, but it's it's definitely bigger than my sixes.
So I mean I used to like position, like pose
like Stella and Hattie in my little heels before they
outgrew the size sixes, and it like just all didn't
line up. But I was like, okay, great, this didn't
work out. So anyway, had that collection and then I

(17:21):
had kids, and then cut to now I don't wear heels.
I can't. I can't even walk in heels anymore. I
used to walk. I mean I could walk in six
inch heels, I mean strut and not miss a step.
I mean, I'd like to say my balance got thrown
off with five C sections, which is not a lie,

(17:44):
and like I'm all the wobbly and it's only because
of that facts. But yeah, I hung up my heels
except for events a long time ago, but I still
have them all packed away in my garage. Oh you
know what, I need to make an art in stallation
somewhere in my house with all my heels all that.
That's at a list. But anyway, Uh, yeah, I'm a

(18:07):
Converse girl, proud of it. I wear sneakers like every day.
In fact, I went to an I Heeard event with
like a blue cool ball gown because I just want
to keep saying that and black Converse that's my vibe.
So I had a moment where I was like, oh
my gosh, I'm gonna wear Converse, and Kivin Jules were like,

(18:28):
you are absolutely not wearing your black Converce tonight. I'm like, yeah,
that makes it edgy. I know, kids, I can't say
edgy anymore. It means something else, edgy whatever. But anyway,
they were like, no, you're wearing heels. That's when I
found these versacees that I bought a year ago. Even

(18:49):
though I'm again so far out of my like heel face.
But I was like, I deserve a current pair of heels,
even though everything new is old again. No, everything old
is new again. So everything that used to be in
that I saved for years, like those heels, the different heels,
the platforms, the wedges, the stilettos, the pointed toe, the

(19:12):
square do they all came back so I have them all.
But anyway, I was like, I deserve a new pair.
So I bought myself black patent leather pointed toe Valentinos
twenty twenty four edition. I bought those, wore them once
and as I said before, Jewels was trying to help
me find them. Put them in the bar because that's

(19:33):
where every pair of good heels should stay, and they've
never left since, so they were back there with all
the glasses were anyway, So I'm like, grab the heels,
put them on, totally ready. We get out that door.
We get in the car and it was like, Haru,

(19:54):
we're here, Tory Kim, Jewels, haru, thank you for not
leaving us. And I'm not kidding. It was like, oh
my god, we got to get there. It was like
get me to the Greek moment. Do you remember that
movie Get Me to the Greek, who was a Russell
Brand and Jonahill Get Me to the Greek. It was

(20:18):
a comedy of airs. Oh my god. The whole night
was kind of like, get me to the Greek AnyWho.
So Haru gets us there. Of course there's traffic. It's
Friday night, it's Los Angeles. We're going downtown. But we
got there. So we get there. I think Heru, I said,
you're a lifesaver. He got us here safely, and I

(20:41):
get out of the car. I think to myself because
I saw my itinerary and they were like walk the
press line. You know, they had like times lined up,
very professional. I was very grateful. Walk the press line.
Then go to the Gifting Suite. God, I left the
Gifting Suite. Every you're then you know, you can either
go to they have like the lounge where it's like

(21:04):
VIP and all of iHeart, like you know, everyone that
comes in, like brands that have been involved and people
that work at iHeart, and it's kind of it's a
fun networking thing and an atmosphere where you get food,
you get beverage, and you get Christmas cheer and you
can hear the music or so you could do that,

(21:25):
and everyone has their friends and family there and we
all say, oh my gosh, wait, what do you do
for iheart's side? Anyway, I'm a big fan of this
lounge because last year so jingle Ball twenty twenty four,
I was in this lounge and at the very end,

(21:46):
I was leaving and this girl came up to me
and she said, I'm so sorry. I know you're here
with your two daughters, and I didn't want to bother you,
but I'm here with my friends and we're the biggest
nine or two and ohero fans. And I said, oh
my god, don't worry. I'm not like that, like, let's
take it. I always do that. I'm like, let's take

(22:06):
a picture. Let's do it. And me, I'm always chatting.
So we take this picture and she goes, I am
so grateful. If I can ever do anything for you.
I work with Airbnb, and I said, oh my gosh,
I love Airbnb. For big fans. We always use Airbnb.
You guys do it right. Grateful. She and I exchanged numbers,

(22:27):
calling it all back. Lead with kindness always. In January,
when the fires happened in La and we had to evacuate,
and evacuate fast. Luckily our house was fine. Grateful. I
was like, where are we going to go? I'm loading
the dogs, the cats, pack a bag, guys grab the

(22:47):
photo albums. Who knows what's going to happen. And I went,
oh my gosh. I took a moment. I did a
deep breath, and then I texted her and I said,
we have to evacuate, and she goes, I got you.
I'm getting like chills, We're gonna cry. She put us
in touch someone that worked with her. They got on

(23:09):
the phone and they stayed on the phone while I drove,
and they found us a place quickly and in Camera Rio,
which we went and stayed. And anyway, I like to
believe that everything comes back around and it's good karma,
even though I don't know it's karma real. Yeah, I
just shared it's real. So I'm grateful she was there

(23:30):
for us. Anyway, back to the event. We get out
of the car and I'm meaning my point person for
the evening. Her name is Emma Markin, and I'm saying
her full name because I freaking love this human now.
I told her first of while I get out of
the car and she was awesome, and I said, I'm

(23:53):
so sorry, Emma. Yes, may give you a hug. Yes,
And I said, I'm so sorry we're running late. She
goes late. She goes, you're right on time, like you
might even be early for your lineup. And I was like,
oh my god, I was so panicked. She goes, oh no,
she goes, we got this, and I'm like, oh my god,

(24:14):
I love you already. Basically, I gave a shout out
to Emma on Instagram with a picture of her, me,
Kim and Jowles, and I was like, Emma, welcome to
the collective. But anyway, I apologize. I said, just in advance.
I'm really fun and I'm I'm gonna make a lot

(24:36):
of jokes and she's like okay, And basically we had
the same humor, so it all clicked. But of course
I'm like, sorry, you got me. But at the end
of the night, Emma not sorry, you got me. We
had the best nights all of us, and she was
on point. She got me in there. So in fact,

(24:57):
she's like, okay, so we're in go to the red
carpet or what do you want to do? Do you
want to go the gifting lound and I'm like, you
know me, I'm like people please, or I'm like what
do they want me to do? And she's like no, no, no,
this whole night it's kind of structured. As long as
you know, you do the press line, do all that
we want to take you, the gifting suite if you

(25:18):
want to, whatever you want to do. And I said, well,
you know what, I get really nervous, even though you
wouldn't know that with press lines, so let's do that first.
So my nerves are like huh. So at this point
where she picks us up underground, we have to walk

(25:39):
the into it Dome real far to get to where
the press line is. Now I'm talking real far. Keep
in mind, I'm in these versatchy heels that I wore
once a year ago, don't wear heels anymore. And I
have to walk, which felt in Tory world like a mile. Wait,

(26:03):
it might have been a mile, it might have been
even further. And we're hustling. So I'm like, okay, I
want to get there and do it. And I'm trying
to now keep in mind my two friends and Emma like,
I'm here with these three girls. I'm a lot older,
but I'm trying to fit in. I'm cool, you know.
Keep in mind, Kim Kim wore Doc Martin's great choice jewels,

(26:26):
wore like it was kind of like platform boots, high boots,
badass boots. Emma what was Emma wearing? I mean she
was working it, so she was wearing some short shoes.
Right here, I am the old asshole wearing these Versachi stilettos,
and I'm like, oh my god, am I gonna be okay?

(26:49):
So I'm like trying to like walks as we're walking,
as people go, oh, oh my god, to worry spelling.
Oh look, and everyone's pointing, and I'm just like, okay,
I got to look right here, I'm in this winky
swinky No one says that anymore. I'm in this hot
two piece Boosetts, this dress that's like see through with

(27:10):
these little black booty shorts the show underneath, and these
rat ass high Basatchi heels. So I'm trying to like
walk shoulders back, got my chop going, and I'm stumbling,
you guys, because my headstone a line not like Shakira
and yep, I'm going back to the five sea sections. Everything.

(27:32):
It's like I'm walking. I'm trying to think what I
was walking like in my mind, like a clod hopper
that's like a horse reference. Oh, which brings me back
to Chelsea Handler was there and I saw her at
some point and my girls are like, oh my god,
Chelsea Handler. And I was said, oh, do you know her?

(27:52):
And I was like, do you want to say hi?
I said no, no, no, she hates me. I'm scared.
I'm terrified. And they said why and I said, well,
in the day, like back in the day when she
had hurt, you know, she had Chelsea Lately, she had
her talk show. She I said, she used to make
a joke about me. I want to say, like every week,

(28:14):
and I could. I was so like, I loved her
so much. I thought she was so funny. And we
had actually met years before that when I had before
she blew up. When I did my show So Notorious
loosely based in my life, my two co creators and
writers and showrunners, Chris Alborghini and Mike Chessler, they were like,

(28:36):
Chelsea Handler, she's this up and coming comedian. Do you
want to go see her? Because we think she could
be it to play your best friend in the show.
That was loosely based. I played Tori, a version heighten
version of myself. It was a comedy, single camera, way
ahead of its time. She'd make a comeback, So no

(28:57):
two thousand, two point zero, so no two point Anyway,
went to the show. Chelsea was so funny and she
was so cool. We hung out afterwards and I was like,
we're good, and then cuts to Chelsea. This was not
my fault, like the network NBC, because then I did

(29:18):
the pilot for NBC and then it went on to
didn't get picked up. They picked up my name. My
name was Earl found out the Kentucky Derby. That's a
whole other story. Yeah. I was like, got that call,
feeling real good about myself, and then I was like,
oh my god, listen, I'm not bitter. My name is Earl.
A great show, it deserved it. I'm still a little bitter. Anyway,

(29:43):
it wasn't meant to be, but I was like, I
believe in this show and went on to sell it
to VH one. It was the first scripted show they
ever did. It might have been the last scripted show
they ever did because Flavor Flav my boyfriend who I
love so much, but he was doing a Flavor of Love?
Was that right where the girl who is the one?

(30:05):
It was a competition love show and basically she told
the producers like, I have to go to the bathroom,
and they made her stand up there and they were
like almost almost you know, we're filming. Took a ship
up there. Do you remember this, Adrian, Oh my god,
it looked it up this girl. I feel terrible for her.

(30:28):
It's all over. It went viral they back then, anyway,
so you see it. Oh yeah, she had explosive diarrheca.
She was like, I gotta go. She just like she
was in her defense. She was like, it's a competition show.
And I was listening to the producer and they said

(30:48):
just wait wait you know, and I couldn't hold anymore
and they wouldn't. They said, no break, but they didn't know.
They were thought she probably just had to pee or something.
They were like, just hold it, were almost done filming.
Uh anyway, poor thing took a shit up there anyway,
So that was always my line, like, oh didn't work
at VH one. I guess, you know, just people shitting
themselves as all that works. Who knew I'd go on

(31:11):
to become friends with favor Flave love him anyway, that
was a long time ago. What was my point? Bring
me back? Who knows? One never knows Chelsea Handler. So
I thought we were all good. And then she went
on to become uber famous, had her own talk show,

(31:31):
and she would make jokes about me like a lot.
It wasn't like once or twice, it was like often,
and self deprecating is my jam because I was like, well,
you can't beat them, join them, and so I was
always making jokes about myself, which Whitney Cummings, a comedian
who is brilliant and a very good friend of mine.

(31:53):
She was always like, you know what, so Notorious was
ahead of its time, and it's brilliant, and we're going
to make that show again. She goes, but we're not
gonna rely on self deprecating humor. She's like, you're bigger
than that. You've evolved. You don't have to put yourself
down to get the joke. Okay, I'm gonna go with that.
But at the time self deprecating was in, I could

(32:15):
take a lot. I had really tough skin. I had
no choice because people made fun of me in the
press all the time. And then Chelsea Handler. I was like,
I thought she liked me? What is happening anyway? The
big thing that always stayed with me and I can't
ever unhear it. You can unhear words. Be careful what
you say about people. She called me horse face. Oh yeah, see,

(32:40):
I'm bringing that back around. I felt like I was
walking like a clawd hopper, like stomping like a horse. Anyway,
I saw Chelsea Handler that night and all I could
think is she called me horse face, which self deprecating,
I could take a joke. She and I didn't have
a conversation, but ooh ok, let's see if we can

(33:00):
get her on the podcast. That would be amazing because
there's a really good story, which I'm gonna save it
for when Chelsea and I talk. But anyway, I ended
up doing her show, Chelsea Lately. After do you remember that? Like,
she had her talk show, but then she did a

(33:22):
scripted version of behind the scenes. It was kind of
very you know what I'm talking about, After Lately. It
was called her real writers were there, they had people
and it was like behind the scenes, but it was
scripted and improv and anyway, they asked me to be
on it, and I wanted to be like, no, she's

(33:44):
so mean to me. But I was like, just like
when they were like and Scream, the first one like, oh, great,
they're gonna make a movie about your life. Well never
Campbell says, well, my luck, they'll cast Tory smelling. I
was like, that's painful. They're saying I'm a bad actress,
but I'm going to use that. And I went on

(34:05):
to be in Scream too, which was like a famous
move on my part anyway, So I said, oh my god,
she's so mean to me. Absolutely, I'll do it. So
I went in and they scripted this whole thing and
it was really funny. She and I had nothing together.
It was like a celebrity was coming on the show
and behind the scenes and it was the writer's room.

(34:28):
And at the end, I threw in I don't remember
what it was, we'll have to find it, but you know,
Chelsea's not here, Da da dah. And as I'm leaving,
I said, tell her horse face says hello, and I
saw everyone freeze like and I left and one of
the writers afterwards was like, I was like, yeah, she

(34:48):
called me horse face on her show, and he's like, no,
I know, and he's like, you're really funny, and I
was like and self deprecating humor story of my career anyway.
So anyway, I haven't seen her still in all these years,
except with the Bravo boards where I won Autobiography of

(35:13):
the Year and instead of thinking my family, my husband
or God, I thinked because everyone does that award shows.
I thanked all my haters and I think Chelsea and
she was there, but that's a whole other story anyway.
So yeah, she was there that night, but I was

(35:34):
scared to say hi. But now I want to say hi,
but like not high. I just want to like have
a conversation on my podcast. I'm going to manifest that.
Going back to getting to the red carpet, I am
trying to hustle on these heels. I'm stomping like a

(35:57):
horse and I'm like, oh my gosh, so my glam
My friends, Jewels and Kim link arms with me, but
I'm still walking like and I said, wait, guys, stop stop,
don't link arms. And I'm like why and I was like,
we're helping you because these heels are high. I said no,

(36:18):
because no one in my life, like someone will be
like Toy's spelling had to be helped by friends because
she was drunk. Meanwhile, stone cold sober. Anyway, so I
wanted to take off the shoes, and I said, guys,
can can I take off these shoes so we can
friggin walk and run? And I was like, no, to oneself,

(36:41):
next time Haru drives me, take a pair of flipflops.
And so anyway, they were like, eh, no, no, no, no,
You're gonna walk on these floors that you're gonna get disease.
And I was like, at this point, you know, you
don't know how bad and my tone notes are like,
but I didn't. I listened to them, and I said, oh,
I wish I had socks. And I looked over and

(37:03):
I said, wait, as we're walking fast, I was like,
any of the merch places have like fun socks or something. Anyway,
I stayed in those mofo heels and I got there
and I was out of breath and my feet were
killing me. And I was like, okay, here we are,
put on your poker face, uh, and let's go do

(37:27):
the red carpet. And then right before I stepped on
and was like, are you ready, I'm like yes. And
then I was like, oh god, this dress. It's perfect
for an over the shoulder look and it's see through
except for the black booty shorts ak like full butt
underwear part of the dress. I was like, oh god,

(37:49):
wedgie alert, I got a weggie and I'm like, oh
my god, right cheek it's like going up my crack.
I don't know what to do. I can't go into
the red carpet like this. Uh. And then I was like, okay, well,
everyone was gonna pick it out. Sorry, this is me.
And then I went to do it and I remembered

(38:09):
my claws are back. The dress is super tight. The
sheer part. Oh my god. I couldn't do it. So
I had to like I had to knuckle it. I
had to knuckle that weggie out. But I did it
really quick. In fact, I did so quick. Emma, who
earlier was like, do you want me to take bts,
I'm like video behind the scenes, quae. Yes. Uh. Emma

(38:31):
actually captured me pulling my knuckling my wedgie out of
my right butt cheek right as I go onto the
red carpet. Yeah, I have that video. It's on my
Instagram right now. Anyway, I step onto the red carpet,
shoulders back, you know, got my pose down, doing all

(38:53):
the looks. Usually I talk a lot, like I talk
to everyone because I see all the same, you know,
photographers on the press line, the paparazzi, and I always
want to be like, hi, how are you? Oh wait,
give me a second, oh that. But I've taken note
lately because when I do that, I'm just giving them
reason to post a photo of me like mid like

(39:15):
my eyes popping out, mid mouth, like oh, you know talking.
I've seen celebrities like the A listers, you know what
they do, and I see the videos. They walk, they
don't talk, They hold their frame, they hold their luck.
They look one set of photographers, then they go to
the ring down the line. They do their different poses,

(39:40):
but they don't spend too much time talking to them
because you're just giving them something bad to post. So
I'm trying to learn anyway, I'm doing the red carpet.
It's uneven. I'm not sure why, but it's red. It's
a carpet. They were like maybe the electrical chords were underneath,

(40:00):
probably so they could get lights in for all the
people doing interviews, like you know, they had the video
crews there and everything. So I'm trying to walk in
these black VERSATCHI heels, but I'm like starting to stumble,
and I'm like, oh my god, that's all I need
is to freaking go down on this red carpet. At

(40:21):
least I got the wedgie out. But I'm gonna go
down this red carpet and they're gonna be like, oh
my god, Tori smelling down and out at jingle Ball.
You can get it down and out in Barbara Hills. God,
that's an old reference. That's an old movie starting that
Oh my gosh, Richard Dreyfus female. Basically, it's about a

(40:49):
wealthy family in Beverly Hills and they take Nick Nolty. Yes,
he takes in a homeless man, correct, who ends up
having an affair with his wife. Oh my gosh, I
know exactly. I could see her. She just look at me.
I'm like, who is the female? Oh, just you know,
just bet, just Bet Middler. I can't Richard Dreyfz Bet

(41:12):
Middler or Nalty Correct. He was the homeless man that
they made the clean cut. It's, oh my gosh, great movie.
If you have to, I have to show my kids.
That movie. That's eighties right, that's old school anyway, I digress.
So then I'm like in my head, I'm like, I'm

(41:35):
going to get these sails off before I go down.
I can't stumble here. But being the good show pony
I am. Oh see, I brought back that horse of reference.
There you go. That's called a call back people. I'm
real good. Uh. I finished all the photos through the

(41:56):
back over the shoulder, did all my interviews really excited,
talked about jingle Ball, talked about my iHeart family, proud
of my two podcasts, plug this shit out of misspelling
podcast yo, and also told them how Brian, Austin Green

(42:18):
and I are going to be in Vegas December twenty eighth.
We're doing Brian and Torry after Dark because the Backstreet
Boys have, you know, their big residency, and we're going
to be at Voltaire. This is a shameless plug. Yeah,
it's okay, it's my podcast. We're going to be at

(42:39):
Voltaire and we are the after party. So that's right.
I believe it starts at eleven pm. Oh my god,
how am I gonna stay awake? Resbleu? Yeah, so Voltaire,
it's connected. It's the it's a really cool venue because
it's one of I think the only one of the
only it's a club atmosphere, but it also has seats,

(43:03):
so it's like an immersive experience, full tear, and we're
doing the after Dark. Yeah, we're gonna have some peach cocktails, mocktails.
Brian and I are gonna host it, and we're gonna
have a DJ color Me bad As playing. It's gonna
be a night. So if you're in Vegas December twenty eighth,

(43:25):
come check us out. You can go to Voltaire dot com.
Tickets go on sale pre sale December ninth. Here we
are okay. Anyhow, so I talked about that the Brian
and I are super excited host that night. We're gonna
have all nineties music. Brian and I are gonna like

(43:45):
party it up with you. You know, Donna mart't graduated,
she got drunkard pron So there's gonna be some champagne
and yeah, and it's also our silver wedding anniversary David
and Donna, Donna, David, what comes first, Chicken or the
head male female alphabetical order briand plus story there you go.

(44:08):
So anyway, it's our twenty fifth wedding anniversary of David
and Donna. They got married on camera the very last
episode of nine O two and oh tenth season in
two thousand and it is twenty twenty five, you guys,
and start twenty fifth wedding anniversary, which is really cool
because that's like an iconic There's always monumental anniversaries, right,

(44:33):
like ten year anniversary, twenty five years. I remember my parents'
twenty fifth wedding anniversary and we had family and friends.
Oh my gosh. My dad went to SMU and he
was a yell leader before he became a writer, actor

(44:53):
and then producer. So I remember at the twenty fifth
wedding anniversary of my mom dad SMU, they like came
out and brought his like yell, like cheer, like they
had it framed there, like because it was iconic that
Aaron Spelling went to SMU and they brought out something

(45:14):
and SMU came, I want to say, like the marching
band and all that. I don't know. We used to
leave it really fancy life, but he was so grateful
and so proud of going to SMU. And my dad
is from Dallas, Texas. Anyway, I digress. It is David
and Donna's twenty fifth wedding anniversary. Lisa got a twenty
fifth wedding anniversary on camera, which will live on forever.

(45:38):
Iconic couple Brian Austin Green and I are still best
friends in real life and we raise our families together,
and yeah, so anyway, it's our anniversary year. It's the
Silver Anniversary and where David and Donna Silver get it,
get it? Okay. So I finished the red carpet, and

(46:03):
as soon as I finished the red carpet, I'm like,
oh my god, these heels have to come off. I
don't care. I'm gonna walk around barefoot the rest of
the night. So I take the heels off. But I
haven't quite finished the red carpet yet, because I'm like,
still on it. I just moved past the last video interview.

(46:25):
So of course I take off my shoes and I'm like, oh, cute,
let's take some photos because I hadn't taken a photo
in the red carpet yet with Kim and jewels, and
I was like, come on, girl, let's get in. I'll
just stand on my tippy toes. So I go to
pull my dress up. Hopefully no one got a picture
of this, but all of a sudden, I look down,

(46:46):
I'm like the toes, Oh my god, the friggin toes.
Oh my god. It all comes back around. Something was
telling me to clip those toenails. Oh god, before the
gynecologist that was only a week ago, would have been
okay anyway, didn't do it. So there they are cutest

(47:08):
feet in the books anyway, but there's the long toenails.
And people love, you know, wiki feet. They love to
rate celebrities feet. I have a pretty high score. But
you know pictures and now people zoom in right, so
if you take a picture of someone and they happen
to be showing toes, you could like zoom in screenshot it. Anyway.

(47:29):
I famously love to make jokes on Misspelling podcast about
my feet Finder career because this goes back to a
story years ago on Christmas where my son Finn was
like mom, because I was like, oh, my friend Denis
Richard she joined OnlyFans and he was like OnlyFans, Mom,

(47:50):
forget it. I was like, oh, you know, and he
was like no way. He's like, you want the real money, mom,
feet Finder. At the time, I didn't no feet find her.
It was on Christmas. I've told this story before, and
it was like we had had a huge Christmas Eve.
We went all out a full day. I was just

(48:10):
gonna cook dinner and I was like guys, and we're like, nope,
we'll do it tomorrow. Uh, and we ended up just
ordering Chinese food. Finn at the time like never looked
up from his phone. I thought, he's not even hearing
this conversation. We were at the other end. It was
my baby daddy, so my then husband Dean, his son

(48:31):
Jack Lola, Jack's sister. So we're like the older ones,
you know, the younger ones are kind of sitting down
the other end of the table. They weren't that young
that this was just in twenty twenty three. Uh nope,
twenty twenty two. I'm a date girl anyway. Uh yeah,
when we thought they don't hear anything, and that's when

(48:52):
he like looks up. He followed. The whole conversation was
like feet find her, mom, that's the way you make
all your money. That was a fun night because I
I went down a deep rabbit hole a feet finder
because I didn't even know what it was. But I
always make a joke now because of that story. On
my podcast like ooh, all's fails, I'll have my feet
Finder career. Oh, I can always have feet Finder. And

(49:13):
then I always ask like guests like do you know
feed finder? And most of them are like no, what's
feet finder? So it's this running joke in my life.
And then we cut to my toes on a huge
giant jingle Ball twenty twenty five red carpet. Cut to
my toes, the long ass claw like and not good
claus like these just like unquaffed, long, jinky toenails. So

(49:39):
I was like, oh my god, well I loved you
ever Adri there at the time, I did not notice.
To be honest, I really didn't. I noticed you were
my toenails. They did not notice any terrible looking toes.
Really correct, Well, I was like, oh my toenails, my toes,

(50:03):
And then you and I made the joke like, well
there goes my feet finder career. God, now I feel
compelled to take a picture and show the world. I
shouldn't do that. Nope, nope, nope, nope. You know what
feet Finder? They have like niche markets, like people are like, oh,

(50:23):
you know like fetishes, like oh we like dirty feet,
We like you know some weird ass shit. I'm sure
there's like long toenail ones on there. In fact, I'll
look this up after right, but we want to know
that I have to get a pedicure. That's the message
here is I need to get an actual pedicure. It'll

(50:47):
be my yearly pedicure. It is December twenty twenty five. Anyway,
this all works out. We go to the gifting suite
and Emma so and I. She's like, you know what,
don't worry. If you don't want to do the gifting,
you don't have to do it. And I said, no, no, no,
you know, all these like companies are here and it's
really nice and it helps them out if you promote

(51:10):
them and like take a picture with the things they're
they're giving you a to you for free, which is
super kind. So I always do the gifting suite. This one,
oh my god, was the best yet. iHeart O the
lineup you had. All I'm gonna say is something told
me like I really wanted to go get a cocktail

(51:33):
with my it's mom's night out. I wanted to go
to the lounge and have like a drink because we
haven't had one drink yet. Right, just one drink with
my girls and have our night out. But something really
told me I got to do this gifting suite. Glad
I did it because I walk in, I screamed. I
squealed the first table. I see Skibbity Toilet, Adrian, this

(51:59):
doesn't mean think to us, but Skibbity Toilet is like
the biggest thing for the kids, like the teens. Oh
my god, so Skimmity Toilet had this even start. I
don't really know, but my kids used to prank me,
and before it was like big, like it's the cartoon.
It's basically like a toilet and like a superhero like

(52:21):
guy like coming out of the toilet and it's like
Skimbity Toilet and he saves the day. And it's not
not that it's not peac like. Even the kids know it,
the young kids, So I don't know. Anyway, it's all
the rage. I believe they have short cartoons. Anyway, come
to find out, Michael, it's so huge and it's taken
off so big that Michael Bay is making the Skibbity

(52:44):
Toilet movie. This is how I come to find out.
So I see Skimby Toilet, I already felt bad that
I was leaving my kids for the night, and bo
is so bummed, and I was just like a bingo
like Skibbity toilet, I'm gonna this. Wow, this is going
to be everything. So, I mean, I used to not

(53:06):
know this when it first started. The kids like they
always want to get the parents because we're old and
not cool to say words that they like do it.
So they'd be like, oh, skibby toilet. But they didn't
say that to me. They tried to convince me. One
of our friends. She literally they told me that was

(53:28):
her middle name is Skibvity, because they wanted me to
say her full name was Skibbty so they could all
punk me and then go and be like I didn't know.
I was like, wow, that's an unfortunate middle name, Skivity.
That's weird that family name, Like, where'd that come from? Skibvity,
Like she has such a beautiful first and last name

(53:48):
like Scivity. Okay, so I said it for a good
long time, you guys, I thought that girl's name and
she's like a close friend and family like to us,
I thought our middle was Skibbney. Anyhow, so I go
up and I say, oh my god, I'm Tory. I
meet Dylan who works with Skimby Toilet. They have a

(54:09):
whole product line. Now I think it's a target. It's like,
I don't know where it is, but literally it's entire
product line. They had calendars, they had all the characters.
They literally had small ones. They had big like Transformer
giant ones. And I was like, oh my god, coloring books, everything.
I said, Dylan, you have no idea. Oh my god,

(54:30):
I my kid's favorite. And he's like, oh cool, thank you.
And I said, oh my son, bo I said. He
said who's his favorite character? And I said, oh my god,
I don't know. I just know Skibbey Toilet. And I said,
excuse me, do you mind if I call him? Yes,
he's eight and he has a phone, feel free to
judge me. So a text in him instead and I say,

(54:52):
who is your favorite character from Skibbity Toilet? And he
wrote back, cameraman Why. I said, don't worry about it.
I'll be home in a couple hours. Be a good boy.
Santa's watching anyway, I say, cameraman and Dylan goes, ooh god.
He goes because they're giving everyone these like small figurines, right,

(55:15):
like figures, Action figures, and he's like, oh my god,
everyone loves that one. I just gave out the last
one and I was like, oh, it's okay, it's okay,
and he was like, you know, he was like no,
He's like, I really like your energy, and I'm an
energy person. I said I like your energy too, and
he's like, and you're really nice. And I was like thanks,

(55:36):
so are you, and he goes, well, I'm telling you guys.
It was like two feet three feet this giant cameraman
just sitting at his like gifting table and he's like,
here's cameraman. And I said this one. What and he goes,
take it home. Be the hero that you are. Oh

(55:59):
my god, blew my mind. Of course, for like a
good two months, I'd be like I can't take this.
I don't I'm not worth it. Oh my god, I
feel bad. And he was like, no, take it. And
so I'm like, all right, fine, you don't have to
ask tell me twice. He told me like seven times.
Could I say no, no, no, I can't take it. No, no, no,
I can't take it. Okay? So I took it. Giant

(56:22):
got it didn't have heels on. I couldn't have walked
with that thing. That's how massive it was. My kids
love the word massive. They try to make me say massive,
massive whatever. Anyway, he says to me, how many kids
you have and I said five. They're such huge fans
and he goes So that's when he told me Michael

(56:43):
Bay is doing like it's the cartoon the Shorts, but
he's making a live action Skimpy Toilet movie. And he
did Transformers back in the day, and he's seeing it
as like the new model for like Transformers, then Skimpy
Toilet is the day. And I was like, that is brilliant,

(57:03):
and he was like, do you want to come to
the Michael based studios and bring the kids and get
behind the scenes, like, come see what's going on for
the day. They can see people actually doing the cartoons
sketching Skibby Toilet it's going to come out. And I said,
oh my god, I said, wow, are you really trying
to make me a hero? Yes, so I'm happy to

(57:24):
say that the kids and I are going to go
do that in the new year. So I'm super sorry
to pumped. Anyway. Other notable things I got to see
Thrive Cosmetics. There were a great cause love them. Oh
my gosh, there were so many. Oh the fart book.
Oh yeah, the fart book. The most talented fart are

(57:46):
Ruthanne always gets mad because she was like, stop always
talking about farts and poop. And I'm like, I'm like
a five year old. I love talking about farts and poop. Sorry.
So anyway, I took a picture with them. Love that
brought that home. Bo has not stopped. You push the
button and it farts as you tell the story. He
loves the book, Thank you, and I believe Michael Rosenbaum

(58:10):
wrote that so really cool. Anyway, there's so many other
good things. I got to make a charm bracelet. I
really had fun doing that. Got to see a lot
of things. And then all of a sudden, before we're
kind of near the end, I look over and Elf
on the shelf is there. Oh my god, oh let's
bring this home. So I walk over and I say

(58:32):
to them, oh my gosh, you have no idea. I
am such a huge fan. You have been part of
our history, of our tradition. Every year, I love slash
hate you. And she looks at me and she goes,
I understand, and I'm like, oh, my god. I said,
do you have a minute because you're dealing with a
lot of people, and she's like, it's near the end

(58:53):
of the night. She's like please, and I said, I
just got a vent to someone. So Mike I was like,
go big or go home. I said, I have five
kids eighteen to eight. And I said, when I started
this all I went big. It's like birthday parties. I
didn't know I was going to have five kids. I

(59:14):
didn't know i'd be fifty two and exhausted. I didn't
know that I would have to live up to what
I created. So I used to di why the shit
out of that? Back in the day when Liam still in,
Finn and Hattie were a little I mean, I went
balls to the wall that would it would be the
most creative thing, and I had fun doing it. I

(59:36):
love creating a story, so I would go all out
and I would create the craziest best DIY things. I
remember last one year, I like baked the mesal lasagnia
because I'm famous for making lasagna, and I put the
recipe no no elves harmed in the making hand lasagna
like the oven was not on. But I made up

(59:58):
an elf recipe for Lassana, of course, it was all
instead of the savory, it was sugar. Like I'm telling you,
I felt long and hard about these not This is
what's fun for me is I never thought any of
them out. I would literally wait for the kids to
go to bed and I would be like, brain on creativity, Hi,

(01:00:19):
let's go, and I would just walk in and look
around and see what came to me. And it was
part of the fun for me was improving basically. I
love improv and acting basically, so I was like, let's
go with it anyway. So I start to tell her.
I said, now, Bo, who is eight, the older kids
have taken over. I have handed them the elf baton

(01:00:41):
and they're my girls are doing all this creative like
do I whys? And really cute because you know they
came out of utero basically do I wy? And their
crafters a hurt and I said, my boys, though, oh
my god, they will do some like not appropriate, funny
dirty things that you know, my eight year old and
like their in Ternald thinking like funny and I'm like,

(01:01:03):
poor Bo. She goes, oh my god, I've heard the
craziest stories. So we swapped stories. I was like they
did this one. I was kind of dirty they did
this one. And then she's like, oh, I've had parents
tell me that they came down and their teenager, like
their ninth year olds, had done this for the little one.
I was like, oh my god. So we're laughing. Long
story short, She's like, do you want anything? And I

(01:01:27):
was like, oh my gosh. And this time I said
yes to the elf. I was like, lay it on
me because I'm gonna go home and bow. Oh my gosh.
I was already feeling pretty good because I, you know,
we had gotten all this like skippity toilet. So by
the way, we have like old school elves. Wow, the
sun just changed. We have old school elves. So we've

(01:01:48):
had the same elves for years. Like I didn't know
there was new stuff this year. Elf mates, the ones
they can touch, my god, you don't have to put
some in sugar mixture. My poor our elves have like
they've been touched so many times that came off wrong,
and you always have to, like the kid touches them
to get their magic back, you have to like put

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cinnamon and sugar and mix them up and then they
get their magic back. But tradition I couldn't change it
down our elves because we've had them forever. So they
have like brown stained collars from cinnamon and like all
this stuff. But I didn't know they make new ones.
Now there's like elf babies, there's the Frosty, the snowman.
I mean, we have this dog, we have the fox,

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we have whatever. But yeah, anyway, all this fun new stuff.
So but was super psyched to get all that. So
do that and then I'm walking and I know, like God,
I'm gonna have to walk back out of here at
the end of the night. I cannot put these shoes
back on. I don't know what I'm gonna do. And
it's like magic happened, you know, I believe in signs.

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Right before I'm leaving, I heard says, oh, do you
mind doing one picture with the tree, And I believe
it was the Capital One tree that sponsored that worked
with iHeart and sponsored, and they said it socks, fuzzy socks.
All we need is a picture of you, like posing
with the sock. Oh, what bring it back around? I said, oh,

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first of all, gladly anything from my iHeart family. And
then I took that sock. Oh look at me, I mean,
it's days later. I'm still wearing these fuzzy socks. Don't worry,
I wash them. You're right anyway, Oh my god, the
best fuzzy socks ever. Anyway, I put those fuzzy socks

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on and I was able to leave. We did go
down to the lounge. We did have I never do shots.
I actually, because I was with my girls, we had
tequila shots silver Blanco. Oh, silver wedding anniversary. Uh. I

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never do tequila. Nothing good comes from tequila. I've learned
that in the past that I stopped, but we did.
We had two tequila shots with a spray back. I'm like,
is that a thing? I only know pickle back? But
I don't go out Anyway, The girls and I had
a great time, and I wore my socks easily walk

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back to the car. And that was our night. What
a beautiful night. And in fact, for someone who was
like originally like I'm gonna go alone, be there for
my iHeart family. I'm gonna walk that red carpet, do
my press interviews, and then just go back home. I
went from that to as we were leaving the lounge,

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I heard someone say, night, Torri, you're closing the place
dan On grants. It was only eleven o'clock. It's not
like it's crazy late. My girls and I we went out.
We had a mo night out and we closed the
place down. And then I was like, oh, these black feathers,

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God be really careful with these. And I don't know,
it's eleven o'clock. Better get home before midnight. Who knows
what those feathers would have turned into. Oh my gosh,
imagine the feathers. Don't feed them after midnight. Ooh, it
would turn into like vulture. Now I have no in there.

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But I was like, we got to get home before
midnight at that but I was like, we gotta get
home before midnight because I don't know. It's kind of
like Cinderella at the ball, like what happens the pumpkin disappears,
like I don't know, the shoes had already disappeared. And
I was like, who knows if we don't get home
before midnight. I mean there's that version like the Cinderella,
like I gotta get home before midnight because everything goes

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away and I'm the bell of the ball. Oh you
get it, I'm bringing it back. And then I was like,
of course, I always have to make like a Gremlins reference.
So I had to go dark. I couldn't just be
bright light. I had to go dark afterwards. And I
was like, oh, these feathers, who knows what happens if
you feed them after midnight? So we left. We got
home before midnight, and I did have Tacoba. I took off.

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I took off the dress. Don't worry, Janie, the one
of a kind piece, I took it off. I got cozy,
kept on my cozy socks. Oh you know what I wore.
I wore Gia Judice, her uh, her swag, her merch line,
her sweatshirt that they also had there. I wore that

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because I ended up wearing that when I got home,
and that hoodie is brilliant so soft love it anyway, Gia,
y owe me for that bloog. Just kidding. I love
your mom, you know, but literally, I was so happy
my kids were still up. We ended up putting on

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I don't even know why, but we sat there we
ate taco Bell, dressed in my cozy socks from Capital One,
and iHeart my hooded sweatshirt. Hooded sweatshirt, take that back,
my hoodie and all the other kids were like, we're tired.
Finn stayed up with me and we watched Liar Liar.

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That is old school, such a good movie, and Finn,
it's nice, Like my life's so hectic right now. The
kids have their friends and it's nice. Sometimes we're all
we move as a unit because we have to. I
don't get to spend individual time with every single kids
often in I would like So that night everyone else
went to bed. Bo was asleep already, so he got

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the reveal the next day skimpy toilet and Elf on
the shelf and all the stuff I brought home with him,
and he was like, this is the best. The next
morning he goes he got his cameraman, the giant one,
and he goes, Mom, this is the best day of
my life. Like yes, but anyway, Phinn and then I
connect and we watch Liar Liar and they know Jim
Carrey and they love him, you know, they know him

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from the Grunch and I'm like, we're gonna go way back.
So I took him back. We watched Liar Liar together
and he goes, Mom, it's a really good movie. I'm like,
that's her mom's day. Yeah, bringing it all back bye,