December 21, 2022 • 66 mins
The team talks to close members of their family. Ralph worked at a McDonalds for a WEEK, and was fired by a man he still considers a brother. Letting an employee go is hard. Firing a lifelong friend is significantly harder – or is it? One of Ralph’s oldest friends explains how and why he had to pass that critical test quickly.
The man who has clocked the most guest appearances on the Job Fair – Roy’s Uncle Derix – returns to breaks down life at the truck stop and even checks in on the Amy Robach/T.J. Holmes GMA3 saga. The flashy, jewelry-flaunting Brooklyn pastor who was reportedly robbed while preaching on a live stream is back in the news. The team debates whether his alleged victims had it coming.
Twitter users vote to oust Elon Musk as CEO and the person they’ve chose to replace him might not be a better fit.
@Rod4Short sticks to his roots, sharing a tale about a heroic sheepdog and a former NFL linebacker who no longer holds any punches.
We also get TRUTH (Like seriously) on why McDonald's shake machines are always broken.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central now hiring ish your boy
Elon Musk. He's bad. He never left third right. Elon
must put out a poll on Twitter asking Twitter users
whether or not he should step down as the head
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of Twitter, and he will accept the results of the
poll and people believe it wasn't a landslide. It wasn't.
Twitter users voted fifty seven percent. Get the funk out
of here, Elon, You're not wanted here for you as
the CEO. In a competing poll, rapper Snoop Dogg created
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his own poll on the same day and said should
I run Twitter, to which over any percent of people
said yes, Ceo Snoop. I look forward to your regime
and Twitter. Please as much weed a Snoop smoking, you
probably get as much ship done as the line for
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last story. Though my name is Roy, this is my job.
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Then Heaven Holidays? Is that? Do we still say that?
Are we saying kwanza? What are we? What are we saying? There?
Jackal Merry Christmas? Okay, you have to get why Christians,
why y'all always hit that Mary so hard? Just what
is it with you trying to put me in a
box every other day? You're trying to put me in
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a box. If you just can't put me in a box, ROYLEGI,
apparently some other people want to put me in a
box too. We're gonna talk about that in a second. Um,
we're gonna talk to a couple of folks who Um, well,
I considered family. You know we're gonna do family week
this week. Oh, Uncle Derek gonna come on and I
guess uh as he always does give us some straightening trucking.
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We at the truck episode last week. He was trying
to get him on for but as I pad wasn't charged.
It is what it is when you're dealing. Would have
made over sixty. I'll tell you what happened when we
did charge it ain't charged, I ain't charged it up.
In a couple of days we got a charge. Yes,
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it is confirmed charge for today. He will be on
the show. That that is clear that. I also want
to get opinion on this t J Homes stuff that
we were talking about last week. J G. You saw it.
He was back out in public, right. I love it.
I love it, and it accused my point that love
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is not difficult. You get everything out of the way
and go and you both just get fired from your
job and you can welcome if you don't even want.
They put it official. ABC statement is that we are
still evaluating everything, and for now they are. They're indefinitely
on a They're on an indefinite hiatus from g M
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A three and definitely e I mean fired fired. I've
been fired up. I've been on an individis suspension before. Fired.
You don't go back. You don't never go back from
an indefinite suspension. You get fired. That's what happened. They
got fired from up. Yeah. Yeah, they can be broken together.
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I mean it's awesome, y'all. Both go from having six
figure salaries and drivers and kitchen aids and all this
stuff to making rama noodles together. They both about to
get divorce and they're gonna lose half of that, so
I have to pay alimony on top of that. Man,
But they love each other. Go forward. It's gonna be
hosting one or six and Paul, that's me, keep right.
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I'm just saying that in the middle of New York winter,
love the hell out of each other, love, hug, tight, damnage. Yeah,
but family with that's what we're doing today. And we're
also gonna shortly here for us. And first we're gonna
talk with a man that Ralph considers his brother kept
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Ralph when he was down and out and fired him
a week later? How do you get fired by your brother?
And under six days we will talk to brother Melvin,
who's one of the many flourishing black McDonald's owners and
operators in this country. Second generation at that let's go,
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I think it goes McDonald's then waffle house for most
black managers within their corporate structure. You know somewhere there's
something like if not a thing that can ne um.
But first j G. Before we get into the CMO UM,
I understand there's more people talking ship in the job
for inbox to me. And you know I always love
a good little bit of ship talking. Always it love
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an opportunity for UM for a little straightening. Oh sidebar,
congratulations third on a wonderful world cup. I'm sure you're
very happy. No, I'm not that it was an exciting
I'm not happy. You don't don't bring it ship, don't
bring it up. I'm not happy and I'm happy at all.
Everybody keeps runing to be like messy, messy, messy and
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I'm like in Pompey food, I wanted the French to win.
I ain't gonna even lie, but but it was the
best game I've seen soccer match I've seen in a
good twenty summer years. It was an amazing game. I'll
say that much. But I want all black people to win.
So yo, I'm happy for Messy, but I wanted to win. Jacqueline, Yes, Jacqueline,
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do you watch soccer? Do you like the sport? Excuse
me football? Please enlighten us, jacque lie your deep insightsive
and and for the record, Roy, if I may, I
I apologize, but I have never ever asked Jacqueline her
opinion on soccer. Everyone, So I'm sorry, j G. What
did they say? And was it was this on social
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or email where they called me out about kind of
man's point. It was that man's pointing to you, or
did I just disregard your opinion about something to move
on with the conversation. You didn't ask me at all,
that was the point. It was just a question of well, okay,
it's just a question. And it was on social media,
whether or not direct message, whether or not your sexist.
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And I'm like, no, Roy's not sexist, and the point
was because you never asked me about the World Cup
and Jim Mappel Jacqueline A boo. I love the French
so lately Blue. What I do appreciate though, because I
do make mistakes in conversation here on the show often,
but I do it shape that it took this person
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nine three episodes before they were like all right, that's that.
That's where I draw the line. Is the broke like
I have gone no, but I'm serious, Like I've gone
back and listen to episodes, and I sometimes, instead of
just explaining something for the sake of the listeners, I
will make the mistake of going, Jacqueline, did you know?
And that can come from a fucking ignorant place, and
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to that listener, I apologize. Now, Jacqueline, what is your
favorite soccer formation and what is your favorite um you
know position in the game of soccer? Do you prefer
that the team run a two four two one or
three for three two? What is your preferred I'm just
making it. I want us to stay within the warm
up and at the end whatever between wins, when we
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take out the shirts, let's stay there. We welcome fair
critiques on the show. That is one and to that
person in Jacqueline's d M, thank you for at least
not being a person showing you meet true as what
many other people sometimes do. To Jacqueline, there was another one.
There was another one, she said, and her name is Jess.
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She says, as a white woman, I have learned so
much about a culture that simultaneously exists next too, but
separate from mine. I've had questions answered that I never
even knew I needed to ask, and her perspective keep
going that I would have taken and I will take
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with me for a lifetime. They would have taken a
lifetime for me to hear these on my own, in
my own world, just talking to other people. Royce Comedy
is how I ended up finding this podcast via the
episode of w t F with Mark. I looked. I
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looked up after I found out he was on it.
Even if y'all didn't end up using me for a segment,
I wanted to at least put it out there that
you're reaching people and you're making a difference. PS. Thank
you for introducing me to two Live crew. Everyone should
know that they've done Everyone should know what they've done
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for the music industry and take a trip to the
quote buck shop end quote Sincerely, Jess Luther Campbell took
on the Supreme Court and indecency laws, and it's the
reason that music with explicit lyrics can be sold in
record shops. To this day, most important rapper, he's the
best rapper, he's most important. Agree with that? Did she
say welcome Jacqueline? That last line was welcome to the
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what for more time? Quote buck shop end, quote Sincerely Jess,
without time to explain that that is. That's a deep
cup because because at first it sounded like the whitest
thing somebody could ever say. Thank you for introducing me
to T Live Crew, but then she hits you at
the Easter egg at the end home high five of
you on that man, you changed just life. I just
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just thank you for that polite email, and thank you
for not calling me sexist. See see how these white
women she didn't call me sexist. I'm racist. I'm digging
the ditch email shops. So clearly she didn't think you
were sexist or racist. Thank you for that pleasant crasing
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me email. Alright, real quick, it's time not for Cody's
most outstanding employee of the Week now the flashy Brooklyn
pastor let More Whitehead. J G. Third, do you all
remember the story from earlier this year. I feel like
Rod mentioned it on the show. But there was a
pastor who was robbed on a live stream. He was
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live streaming his sermon and got robbed of millions of
dollars in Julian. When you look at the video feed,
you're like, there's no way you have legal a million
dollars and fucking jewelry. There's some bullshit going on. Well,
it's one way to get the attention of the FBI
is to get on the end ofnet and say you
lost a million dollars in jewelry. The bling Bishop Lamore
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Whitehead was supposed to by the FITS this week after
on the allegations that he swindled a retired parishioner out
of tens of thousands of dollars, extorted a businessman, and
deceived investigators. He faces up to twenty years in a
federal penitentory. Took ninety thousand dollars from a woman in
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his church and said give it to me. I'm mapp
you get a house and I'm gonna take a little
bit of rest of that money. I'm gonna flip that
into some ships. Like motherfuck, I'm buy me some nice
as wardrobe. He also extorted a businessman out of five
thousand dollars. Now keep in mind this is the same
bishop who was charged previously with fistfighting a female member
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of his congregation. He was not charged, No, she was,
so that must mean he won. He was a little
bit quicker with her hand. They slept together. They slept together.
She tats on him, they slept together. That's a new winkle.
I'm with it. Either that or it's my money. I'm
with j No, she could get over the money. But
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when he made a side eye as sister such and
such on the other side, or it was on, oh new,
you ain't gonna be sucking everybody in this church. I'm
supposed to be. That's what she's saying. Isn't his sister
famous or something? Past is what a player was? Then?
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Oh look who just walked in Early Roger just in
time for Cody's Most Outstanding Employee of the Week. Old
That pastor that got robbed rob Boxy Brown's brother. I
just couldn't remember. But you know what, man, sometimes you
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gotta blame the scam, me, not the scam. Jacqueline. You
give any pastor nine dollars, any pastor, Yeah, what's coming
to you? Goddamnit? This shop. I hope you keep cleaning
up out there in Brooklyn, nothing but back to you.
And when you get home in twenty years, I hope
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you opened a new check and keep hitting him over
the head. You cannot keep falling for these pastors asking
you for money. Good never came from it. He has
Gucci suits, he has a rolls, he wears bling. He
calls himself to blame Bishop. He do be in that
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looking like Bishop magic one right. He is a fedora
away from asking Mitch where my money stop? He's gone?
And that to you still give your money to look
man now of someone who doesn't have the capacity to
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say no. There are weak people in this world, royal
jor dumb people. They're weak mentally weak because they stupid.
I'm a different from all of y'all, because I ain't
gonna tell that old black women in the church we're
giving all that money to pass that she ain't smart.
She'll cut you out six ways of Sundays stuff. Let
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you know, I do what I want with my money.
She's still done exactly. She calls me all she won't
do never. I think it's sad. I would never root
for anyone to lose ninety dollars of their life savings,
which is what it was at this point in society
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in the year two. If you're in your seventies and
you're getting swindled, that means you weren't paying attention thirty
years ago in your forties when they was running these
same scams. And the hustle hasn't changed in the church,
like if this was some email fishing or click this
link and all I got you with a fake credit
card page or some ship technology, you can trick motherfucker's
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who don't keep up with tech. It don't matter what.
I don't have many degrees you got, you could be
a dumb mass. His mistake was getting greedy, because if
you play the long con as a pastor, everybody would
give you their money willingly. His issue that person was
a business person themselves. That's what was in the story
he started. He played. He tried to play hardball with
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somebody who does therefore a living, and that's why he
had trove. There was a pastor I didn't like. When
I was very much younger and we were one Saturday
or whatever, I was thinking, Roy would talking about do
to long play. I was like, oh, so do it
like TD Jakes does. Okay, I got you. According to
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the lawsuit file, last year, bish Whitehair was accused of
stealing most of a parishion or total life savings and
nine dollars. The bishop convinced the woman to invest the
money in one of his firms, promising that he would
use the earnings to help her buy a home. In
return of handing over her entire life savings, the bishop
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said he would pay her one hundred dollars a month
to cover her living costs. You gave him more money
than you could even keep paying your fucking bills when
they He said, he'll give you a hundred a month
of your fucking money back to you so you could
have heat and electricity. What was she gonna do with
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a hundred dollars in New York in New York City
a hundred a month if it's herd, If it's a
herd situation, a hundred might she can definitely live in
New York City. If it's in New York City, I
can't live off a hundred dollars a week in my
mama house. Ain't no way in the world howles of
people can't live off a hundred all the week by
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months passed without the bishop giving her the hundred dollars
of months. Mom. That's even worse. Damn, that's without payments,
after which the bishop told the woman he viewed her
investment as a donation. Oh nah, better having grandma ain't
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hitting with the Shane was invested this, No, baby, that's
it's going on. You get that. The guards your mortal.
So he is a swindler, Jacquelin and guilty of these crimes. Terrible.
You're gonna finish your don't worry about TV Jake's he
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used that the Lands of the Hot Songs didn't He's like,
funk that, thank you, Rode. But no, it was just
this pastor guy. And I just knew he was just awful.
I just knew it. I could be any more than
twelve or thirteen, and I just knew that he was
just trash. So he had the audacity to tell me,
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not ask me, but to tell me to fix him
some coffee. And I told him, oh, well, I don't
fix coffee. Now twelve thirteen, I still got this mouth.
It was worse, and so I said, I don't fix coffee.
And my mother was like, well, just go ahead and
fix him some coffee. I said I will, Mama, I will,
because you asked me to. I said, now, Pastor, however
this coffee taste, you're gonna drink it? And he said, absolutely,
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I will, young lady. I poured like this much, sony,
so half the coffee mother was salt. This is how
I can tell you. He was straight up and down
the devil. I brought him that coffee back. He drank
every less I'm talking about in a one bit without flamention.
How do you know? How do you know I despised
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that man? Well, look trash, it's just one thing you'll
know about me. You'll know I love a good scam
and this one was straight up. It wasn't shady. It
to their face. And if you fall for it at
this point, if you're being scammed by Pastor, it's on you.
It's and I know it's hope. I know itself. But
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there've been enough stories for you to know better, right, absolutely,
let me think so. But I ain't enough stories you
can tell Danny I hate to do it. J G.
I do not hate to do it. You don't hate
to do it. I hate to do it. You don't
let me do it when you get this little curb
up on the right side of your mouth, you don't
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do it anyway back to you, because I want to
be accused of being sexist again. But that pastor Lamore
white Head most outstanding employee of the work. Let's raise
the offering even man right now the neymar Oh where
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it's the first time. Alright, So it's family week. That's
what we're doing the holidays. We invite you know, relatives
one and I'll be honest j G and Ralph rod
When I when I thought this would be a cool
tradition to do every year on the job, fair didn't
dawn on me. How many of us have relatives that
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don't feel like talking to us? Don't goddamn this is fair. Um,
I got one more blood relative this year and after that,
I'm done. Yeah. I exhausted. I exhausted blood relatives last year.
For real. I was good. Talking to Dad was enough.
I was like, I can't take j G's family, you
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know they live alo. So I got I got somebody
that's gonna come on later who I who? I would
still take a bullet for. I don't know if I
would die for, but I would take a bullet like
in the ass, like somewhere like wouldn't be completely participated,
like straight up. It's got to be attempted murder like
like a shoulder like through and through womb, like if
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he was somebody's about shoot them, right, but like wait
and then I just just put my shoulder in front
of him to protect one. That's that's who I'm working with.
That's why I'm family week. But we had a brother.
We had a brother, and um, you know what third
does your people some gonna let you introduce him j G.
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I know we normally let you wreck up the introduction,
but this is third people, So I like we got
on the line. Um, we have on the line one
Mr Melvin Picard. He is a owner operator of a
number of franchise McDonald's out in Ohio. UM. He also
is a graduate of Morrow's College. He's got a at
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least three brothers I don't know of, and a number
of kids. He's happily married. And the reason that he
is on is because this is easily. My brother from
another mother. He's known me a very very long time
and see me through a lot of thick and thin stuff.
And when we decided that we were gonna have family
on the show, he was straight up my first call
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and he knows that. So get this, dude, I take
a bullet. I ain't gonn front appreciate you. Brother Melville.
Would you take a bullet in the ass for rap?
Let's start there caliber a smaller, Yeah, small small? I
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love him. Man, the situation I might have to catch one,
I'm not gonna be there right, you know. You know
it's wild about friendship like that, though? Is that? And
I don't know if other races have this responsibility. I
don't feel like they do, but I feel like black
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men specifically, and j G. You can correct me. If
it's like this with black women, I've just never seen it,
so I can't speak to it. But as a black man,
part of the contract of friendship with another black man
is y'all gotta fight together. Yes, if it's somebody that
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you are really that you really rock with. If somebody fight,
I gotta fight with you and then we'll sort out
right and wrong later. But on the spot. You have
to fight for that person. So if it's somebody you
fight for it, to me, that person is family, Melviny.
I don't know what other curiosity is the rest of
the team has, but I want to zero in on
your relationship with the McDonald's corporation now before we talk
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about the fact that McDonald's. Correct me if I'm wrong,
if if you're not ahead of wilf of House neconnect
with the most black managers per franchise nationally, like they
employed more black managers than any other wreck. Okay, so
walk me through the matriculation through that world, because you know,
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fast food is rarely seen as I'm sorry I didn't
rupt you man in Melvin, I'm gonna adda. I'm adding
on to where Roy said. But there's an easier way
to do this, Roy. So let me tell you something
about this dude, real quick, man, and uh, they'll take
care of it and real fast. Basically, Uh, when you
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talk about McDonald's as a as a as a job
and employing black managers, you need to know that Melvin
and his father at one point in my life extended
that branch to me. You know, because I wasn't working.
I just had my son and they were like, yo, man,
you know what, you've always been a sharp dude. We
you know, we're really good with each other. Why don't
you coming up here to Ohio and we'll get you
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started enrolled at McDonald's University. Side note, in order for
you to get enrolled at McDonald's University, you have to
work in mcdonald' for a full year before you can
be an owner, operator, a manager. So you gotta be
in the ship. You gotta know what it is you're
trying to build. That's fair. And I know that you
and j G and Ride even all work food services before,
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but you all were smart enough to do that when
you were in your teens and twenties. I was what
Melvin thirty five? You know? Um and uh yeah, Melbourne,
you could take it from there if you want. Well.
Being that you no longer work at the McDonald's in Ohio,
I'm assuming that this is gonna be an interesting worse
than first for Ralph L. Why did you fire this negro?
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Tell us what he did? That was so awful? To
try to be like, listen, man, you like family, but
you gotta go, you gotta go. Hey, look, it was
so bad we couldn't even hire him. He came out,
I love Ralph. Man, he came out, did a did
an O J with us, right, So we said, hey, man,
come on behind the counter. Let's come behind the iron curtain,
if you will. Let's see what the business really about.
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Let's let's get you involved and see if it's something
you'd be interested in. Because I knew he was looking
to change careers. Man. So um, so you know, Ralph,
me and him go way back. I love Ralph. So
we're in the restaurants. As far as my employees are concerned,
I'm Mr Melbourne. They don't know anything about my past
when I did in college, none of that. So me
and Ralph from the restaurants, you know, doing our thing,
making burgers, frides, help the customers. You know, they're like, oh,
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Mr Melvin, what's your rank? What's your rank? Your manager?
You're super shift ly to. So currently I'm a second
Gim McDonald at that time, at that time, yeah, yeah,
I was a second gym O preayer at this time.
We're walking in. They know me at the boss. You know,
I own restaurants and my father running the business. And
so we're behind the counter, we're serving customers and they're like,
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Mr Melbourne, he doesn't know anything about anything. He's not
hitting at all. He hadn't smoke, he doesn't drink. He's like,
oh who this cat mel? Oh to my Melhall. Now
come on, let me tell you about Melvioln had the
car around off there. Let me talk to you behind
the count Let come come find said Ralph was drinking
stories about school that Hey Ralph, we came. Hey that stuff.
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We gotta keep that between now. He can't come about
what I was smoking when I was none of that.
He said, oh this cap you know about it? Oh,
I said, he doing things? Look none, no, no, no no, no, no,
none of that. They don't know that side of it.
And so so yeah, so but you know, he had
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a great time. But I mean at that point I
was like, you know, Ralph, and then the second thing
that killed me. If he cracked on these kids like
he was doing a stand up show, you know, and
what's wrong with your shoes? I'm like, hey, Rob, what's
wrong with you? Are you talking fun him? And it
was just like so he would just be around the
middle of the shift. He should attacking. Look, he's in
front of the hot landing zone, we put the food
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and put in the bag, and he is basically putting
on a stand up comedy show, cracking on any and
everybody that came into his fears, like he was the
own operator of French Well, let me defend rail for us.
Tell me if this was what he was empting to do,
you ever go into light. I see it more in Popeyes.
I don't know why it's Popeyes, but in popeye'es there's
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always one employee that's a little louder, a little more projecting,
and it's almost a little bit of a show and
it feels familiar. But they do it to the customers
and how are you doing baby, Well, you better be
doing good when I give you this food. Uh, look
at him, come on, let's go. People. Weren't fat? Was
it like that? Or was he just sucking attacking motherfucker's essentially? Yes,
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he like how he was dressed, how you was talking
to you, Bama. He understrong with no, no, no, no.
So it was I think maybe it was an attempt
to connect in a way, but I was like, that's
not that's not what we're gonna be able to do
it in here, especially cause they know, you know, me
and I'm bringing you in at the operator. You know,
there's a certain way, but I need you to conduct
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yourself and where in the environment, despite whatever we might
do when we leave the restaurant, but we're here. How
how tough was that? And I'm being serious now, how
tough was that to sit down a friend when we
talk about from time to time we talk about fire
and to do the lab my last day episode or whatever.
When you have to fire a friend, someone who, by
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your own admission, has done you innumerable solid You probably
indebted to this brother at some point you did this
to them as it get to try and pay back
some of that. You know, hey, let me help you.
You've always helped me. And then you have to turn
around and fire this person from something that you you
have to take a lifeline away from a friend. How
difficult was that? Or was it just like not fucking
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he got to go, he's sucking up my bread about
the church's money. It was not that difficult. It was
a relief. It was a relief. It's something that I
knew was It was difficult, and I didn't enjoy doing it,
but I knew it was something that was necessary for
for his if he was gonna work with me for
his success and ultimately from my long term and short
(29:56):
term success. And so it was very difficult, but it
was necessary because I love this man. And if I
can help any brother get a step up or build
something or become part of our organization to help us grow,
I'm gonna do that. But at the same time, if
you just have to understand there's just certain boundaries that
maybe you know who people are a great friends, the
same no lemonade stand motherfucker, certain arenas that maybe we're
(30:20):
not gonna be able to um coexisting from a business standpoint.
The patience that him and his father showed me, I'm
forever thankful for it. But like I can promise you
right now, whether Melvin and his father would have made
a decision or not, Brod, I wasn't gonna make it
like I can my my my point of when it
was time to go and Melvin, you remember this, I
(30:41):
was they had just cleaned they Melvin told me to
go up front and work to register and and I
did not have the right safety shoes. Yeah I should
have none slips, but I did not have. I none
slips are ten fucking dollars at Walmart. I ran through
them digest golden cores a week. I didn't know. So basically,
(31:04):
Melvin tells me to go an. I did not know
that they had just mopped the floor. And when I
tell you, I slipped and went horizontal in the air
like everyone saw. I was horizontal in the air on
the level of six. Was built like a d lineman.
Just it was time to go. I couldn't do it anymore.
(31:24):
I took that head and I was like, I'm good.
There was like the white boy hit me in high
school all over again. And they talked about this cat.
They talked about that Ford found three weeks after that
maybe a boy wrong when he came in here talking crazy,
almost broke the floor time when he fell. That was rich. Yeah, man,
that was that was an experience, so that it was tough.
(31:46):
That was a tough thing though, having to stuff right
like that. Mel Then what's the set show your ice
cream machine? Right now? At this moment, My gosh, why
are you going at this man? This big came on
this show to fucking tell us a story. This is
the greatest question that could be as to this man
(32:10):
right now. Yes, we got an owner on the show.
Appreciate you craft of that, Jacqueline. Thank you for the question,
Thank you for the question. All my sake machines, I'm
have to report in all six restaurants are up and
working moment when we get off the call, I can't
say thirty minutes from now, they're still gonna be use Okay,
(32:31):
what is it about the shape machine that has always
got a bad transmission? Why? What what happens when the
shake machine breaks? Walk us through what is the mechanical
thing that keeps happening to keep it down? These shape machines?
I kid you not have I mean eight times out
of ten the reason the problem with the shape machine,
(32:51):
it's been clean and improperly either improperly maintained, improperly put
back together. And we have maintenance men that are turned
over maybe once a month, every three week, every every
every other month. And you got to teach somebody how
to basically put together when I considered to be a
rocketship inside the store because I can't do it um
and so it's always done incorrectly. So it's it's going
to be that issue, or it's gonna be they didn't
(33:12):
put the shape mix in it and the dang thing
goes to the heat treat you can't use it, and
it's and it's it's not excusable, but it is. It
happens to the point that we're here in Ohio. We
have a site called mcbroth and it's fact, what shaping
machines in your social area are broken? Who's in charge
of these maintenance man and why can't they hire people
that are gonna do this correctly? Like why do the owners,
(33:34):
managers and customers all equal? They have to keep putting
up with this bullshift? Look myself as a second gin
operator and the operators locally. That's one of the main
things that we complain about the corporation is why our
shape machines so difficult? But you know what it is.
I love McDonald won't get me wrong. Provided for me
and my family very well. That's right. The company that's
(34:00):
machine and so guess what they're getting the kickback? Do
you buy your machines from this company? No one else?
And guess what We're gonna make him as difficult so
we can do what have service calls, all these different
type of things to keep these things up and going.
And it is so it's the number one thing that
we find a dairy queen going there words, fairy queen,
(34:20):
stay working. I never not gotta win these frost always
get a frosty. That's right here we go. Roy. The
problem with having a friend that works at that owns
the McDonald's is you can never ever be on the
phone with him in a burger king or any other
place because it's instant disrespect for real. Bro. You know,
I'm on the phone right you ordering a whopper. You
(34:41):
better not be ordering a whopper. I will hang up
with you. Yeah, I just had one last question. It's
a total curiosity. Is the McRib a penguin school? Is
the penguin No, that's just that's what you should what
(35:07):
it is. It's an amazing the penguin's foot Lord. I
don't know where you got that from, because because of
how hard it is for them to make the sandwich,
Like if it was a regular piece of meat, they
have it all year long. But Emperor Penguin, it's hard
to get them feats from because the migration patterns of
(35:27):
the animals. It relates. Told me, Malvin, look, they will
cost a lot more if they were I guarantee that,
brother Melvin we thank you for coming on the show,
and we we we got to get you back on
another time to really get into the managerial opportunities that
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McDonald's has provided for the black community, all of the
scholarships that they give out to the black community and
all of that dope stuff. But for now, we say
thank you, We say a happy holiday, And if ever
you need me to come to that, let me know
which one of them Ohio stories. I'll come through there
and work that front counter ship. I can count you.
(36:11):
Let me know when you touch down. I'll have a
place for you. I just gotta get some anti slip
shoes quick, got no anti slips. Hey, thank you for
having me on. I appreciate it, appreciate it. Thank you,
Brother Melvin. After the break, uh Homi Narado is gonna
check in for the last time before the holiday and
(36:33):
hopefully get straight. If you stuck working on holiday, it's
the job fair. We'll be right back, job fair family. Wait, yeah,
uncle Derek standing back. We'll get to him in a
little bit. Big shot out, brother Melvin there for not
(36:55):
firing Old Ralph after a week. Did you really slip
like that? It's bad enough to the point that when
My wife heard me editing his segment and she heard
him say the part about me slipping. She fell out
laughing upstairs, like, oh god, you went horizontal. Oh god,
you were the horizon. That's all she kept saying. So
(37:16):
it was bad. It was pretty bad. You got twenty
more minutes before that ice cream machine goes down, so
you might have want to get over that, right. I
promise you about have stayed working. Every ice cream machine
in the state of Ohio would never worked again. Like
there's no way, no way, hardest job ever. It's time
for my favorite part of program. As we slow it
(37:39):
down and called the segment breaking the ice This is
an opportunity for you to jop that listening, get a
topic two that you can bring up with a co
worker you can't stand. You're tired of You wanted to
get the funk up off yet and get about your
face to help us do that as our resident white
people black people ologists years the former Maryland in turn
(38:01):
a former veterinarian system. It's been known about around bare Foot.
He is the only person to successfully bring two white
women to a Quansa celebration. What I have been told
I can't confirm it's a former employee the Dog Track
and he hates simping with a passion. His mama named Murado.
(38:24):
We call him Rode for short. Alright, right, what you
got for us this week? Brother? First off, in the
world of football, people keep picking fights with the former
NFL superstars and it is going very badly. Oh you
know who's next. William mcguinnis former standout New England Patriot
(38:51):
super Bowl win a linebacker who goes six five to
seventy was recently in a fight in a West Hollywood nightclub.
That William agin it still has those measurements. And this
man is like fifty two years old, he still has
like four percent body fan. You don't mess with that.
(39:13):
But he got into a fight and he's in some
big trouble. Just got arrested with felling assault. Him and
two of his friends beat the ship out of nigger.
Looked like Ezekiel Elliott. William Gettis was throwing hands and
throwing bottles. It was crazy. Should you be fifty two
years old and still in the club fighting? No, you should.
(39:35):
You should not be. I'm not trying to blame oh Willie,
you shouldn't be twitted two If I did the club Honestly,
fifty two is outrageous. I thought you said it was
just a bar. He wasn't just out having a drink.
Now he was in a nightclub. Fifty two. You can't
go out. I'm just asking questions. I'm curious. No, we're
(39:57):
saying you can't go out and fight. Okay, I got
a question, right Like? Was was was he was? Was
the Ezekiel Elliott looking ish character? Was he was? He
popping off at the mouth of six right now, There's
no evidence as to what he did. In the surveillance tapes.
(40:18):
The dude is sitting like in a section solo and
he's looking down at his phone, and then Willie McGinnis
walks up, gets in his face, and then him and
his boy just beating the ship out the dude. So
I don't know, I don't know what he did, but
he was he was. I'm like Jacqueline out he was
sucking somebody really know that's sex. But William again, this
(40:42):
was definitely the aggressor in the video. This this comes
on the heels of TiO knocking a man out outside
Los Angeles CVS. Yeah, TiO is forty years old. EGO
six three two twenty four has a body fat percentage
(41:04):
of the months of me. And this dude decided to
bother him and CBS for no reason and he swung
on TiO and TiO later down. But the TEO thing, though,
I understand because that guy was working with him. But
even if Willie McGinnis thing, here's the thing with professional
athletes who who don't have a track record of that
(41:28):
type of behavior during their playing days. Right, anything mad
you can say about TiO happened on the field of play,
like in uniform. Off the field, that dude was a
model citizen as far as I can recall. So Willie McGinnis,
same ship. I ain't never heard nothing about Willie McGinnis
wilin out like. He wasn't like Marshawn Lynch like even
(41:49):
so imagine they had a girl with the whole bottle.
That dude was cool. Vere ain't nobody talking, not even
activated Curla that you go to the beautician, you know
(42:10):
I want curl Yes, sir, yes, sir, No problem. These
athletes for let's just say two decades, we go to
say years if okay, let's just say you've played a
(42:31):
sport for two decades, and every fucking day someone is
yelling some goofy ship at you. You're getting heckoed at
the game, fans throwing ship at you when you've seen
the videos this year, my going through the tunnel, fans
throwing soda on you and chili dogs and all this ship,
and you can't attack back because you have to be professional,
(42:53):
and the league will suspend you on what about your
And this is a contract year. And then finally you're
fifty two years and you're in gin pop and one
of these motherfuckers say some ship and you don't play anymore.
You don't have pressed to worry about. You don't have
an image to uphold. All of your money is safely
(43:13):
tucked away an investment, so you're not gonna go bro.
You know what I think I might go over them.
All I'm gonna say is our test wasn't wrong. I
know that it is not popular. I know there a
lot of people on that ship, but like, at the
end of the day, our test was not wrong. Punch
(43:35):
ship to be from the crowd, I might have to
come up there and get you some straightening. So okay, okay,
So that's a perfect case study because we're on our
tests got all of that ship out of him. As
a player. He's now literally world he beat the ship
out of here. So imagine the opposite if you never
went to punt while he was in uniform. When you retire,
(44:00):
you still want to punch a motherfucker and you never
got around to that as a player. So what did
this man do before the surveillance take clip? We've been
challenge it's my question because Willie McGinnis, who played for
fucking Bill Belichick. When nobody acts out and if you do,
you get cut, then Patriot motherfucking players for the Patriots
(44:22):
have a very calm temperament. They're all very her ship
out the Patriot, you know, every or nothing. Tom Brady
been acting in Tampa on the side, Yeah, Tampa. Tom
Brady had to go to Tampa to act. The whole
reason that right, hostility passing aggressive because they can't be hostile.
(44:46):
Now it's coming out, okay, yeah, absolutely, absolutely, yes, And
maybe that man didn't deserve it, but what he's receiving,
that's exactly a j G. What he is receiving is
five years of pent up. I can't do this, I
can't do that. I want to, but smash, no smash,
(45:08):
and then one day smash smash. Let's flip it up
for the people right spot on. On the other side,
I want to set a real big shout out to Casper,
(45:30):
the pure knees sheep dog over in the Caata Georgia,
and I want to say get well soon, um Dicata Georgia.
Not too long ago on the house of John werewell,
Uh coyote showed up and Levin coyote showed up to
attack his sheep, and he had a couple of sheep
(45:52):
dogs out there to watch him. But the big hero
was my man Casper, who dropped in the mix and
killed eight out of the eleven coyotes before they could
touch one sheet? What one on one on the leven
this dog jumped up and killed eight by himself, said
(46:13):
one the peer knees. I've never ever thought about getting
a dog before until this moment. Ride Please can kill
the eight of them. Bad self man got hurt pretty
bad in the fight. The owner thought he had run
away and died. He was gone for two days. Then
the dog crawled out of the chicken coop covered in blood.
They amputated his tail. But so far, so good. On
(46:36):
his recovery, you know. So shout out to cascer man.
That's to see him. Got THEMN ship. He's got. He's
got that for knowing on eight God damn coyotes, my
dog cast. Look at this, What a beautiful breed. That's
a big gass dog. The fucking tank. They can get
(47:02):
up to a hundred pounds for that cast. But you awesome.
Most outstanding employee of the week. That's all right right there,
that's the job for your ass. He had other dogs
with him. It was eleven coyotes versus like six dogs,
and they only had like six sheep. None of the
(47:23):
sheep got killed, the injured, and one dog took down
eight out of eleven. Got that got that, Willie McGinnis
of them swinging everybody by the naming Narado, we call
(47:46):
him right for short, right, We appreciate you. Shout out
to brother Tony. I don't know if he on the
road this week. Oh yeah, yeah he is, man, He
was out out in Wyhoman last time we talked to him.
Now he back headed east. What do you what do
you think of it? Man? Do you endroid? Do you
hear it? Oh? Yeah, he enjoyed, he thought it was
very weird hearing himself coming out of the radio when
(48:10):
he's used to just listening to the show. We'll let
him know if some truck and group he's hit the
inbox will send him in his away. Yeah, don't don't
let Jacqueline. Now, none of that will be happening, Tony,
get over it. Not hate, I being honest is not
(48:33):
gonna happen to you. You're not gonna floor to emails indigitally.
God day, I'll change your password to the email, like,
change the password whatever, my dog. Tony and Tony, don't
get him some of that freeway cut up. I will
screen them first, Tony, Yes, Tony, we will make sure
(48:57):
they're quality. Women want to funding sucker quality on the
side of the freeway qualities. Well, I just don't want
you to be all right right? Who get it? The
next week, bless up. After the break the Homi Uncle
(49:19):
Derek clocking in, we're gonna wrap up Family Week here
on the Job Fan. We'll be right back. Job We
are headed for home. Family Week is where we invite
a member of our family on this show, and we
asked him some job ship. Now, Jacqueline, I thought I
(49:43):
want to start a family week that you know, all
of our relatives will be lining up, and that has
not been the case apparently. Um shout out to my
young brother Norris too. I'm getting our song for Barbara
and Wick. I was trying to get him on, but
(50:05):
you know them, Barbera's they my cousin, be cutting heads
till nine o'clock at night. I'm like Susy, especially good
Barbera God that yeah, yeah, he's all right man. So
but now you got to have a bumu that you
can space them out. Yeah, and that voice you here
is the person who never waits for his introduction, even
(50:26):
though it's been his time on this show. You know
him from the Military sixth episode, most recently Varia's Relationship Fair.
Earlier this year, we told the stories of avoiding bullets
from piste off husbands of wives. He just fucked us.
He jumped out of third story balconies. Tuck and roll,
Tuck and roll about the technique. I welcome my uncle
(50:51):
Derek back to the job. What's going on over there
in Memphis? Brother brothers killing brothers every night? Oh no,
it's bad over there, man, it's bad. I heard Um,
I heard the nikes not even delivering Jordan's to Memphis
because people keep stealing them off the truck. It's it's
something we didn't even talk about last week. We were
(51:12):
talking about truck driving last week and just the whole
world of having sex as a truck driver, and how
prostitution is a little a little less policed amongst that industry.
Now you are a part of the truck in fraternity.
You drove proudly for it was about eight nine years.
How long did you drive something like that? Yeah? Was
(51:34):
this before and after the dog catch your hustle where
you would catch the same dog every days, the same dog.
It would only catch what dog take it in. I
used to pick them up in the morning and they
just ride all they look like. I had one at
(51:54):
the top of one in the bottom, absolutely and then
let him out at the end of it. So I
got the chicken bowl and they're gonna jump in there
and get it. Why? Why is? Why is prostitute? Now? Now,
let's just let me set the table straight as well. Also,
(52:16):
you from that era of trucking, like you ain't like
rides brother from last week, Like you couldn't just go
and get on the internet and meet you somebody you
this was you had to go out there and pull
up that party. Madam, Are you a working girl and
actually have a conversation with these folks. It's sex necessary
(52:37):
to be a good truck driver there. Now that's something
just something you choose to do. It's just like a
guy if you're in town, if you live in the town,
you want more than one woman. You're just trying to
find a ride to women around the Corcause when I
really got my place was that ladder at the Tha
truck stop, shout out to Travel America. They hang around
(52:58):
truck stop and one of rapping a cross from the
Blue Plane Club. Oh he said the Blue Flames. Oh yeah,
that's definitely a t a right next to the shout
out the Blue Flames second best wings in Atlanta. But why, like,
I don't know, like you can truck it's not just
have a girlfriend. Why you can't just have a girlfriend?
(53:18):
Entertainers in that league when you go to certain sitteries,
I mean, you know you got that group is now? Okay?
Oh now, okay, now collaborate that from Tony last week?
Are their truck groupies? Are there women who just want
to truck drivers? Yep? Really some of them just they
just wanted to have sech in that truck. They just
(53:40):
fantasy everything as groupies, every occupation. What is the fantasy?
I want to sit here in the staking ass can
pardon and for fourteen hours hot dogs baby. I had that.
It was just like that is to have sex in
(54:02):
the truck. And I said, well consider that done. Work
on your next one, which is like a man man,
what about the women truck is Uncle Derek, we we
you know, we didn't get a chance to talk to
any women in the trucking community. But are like, if
(54:24):
you're a woman, where do you have sex? How do
you have sex? Who are you having sex with? Like?
Do do women truck drivers moved the same as the
men at the truck stops. I don't believe they do.
And I see it's a lot of women. I mean
women were a hundred twenty having that big truck. Yeah,
they be handling it. But I don't. I don't. Women
(54:47):
are wired different than us in a way. Maybe won
hugs well, but two things make a man tea. That's
money and sex. Two things we got. We got to
have the money to get to six. Women will be
caring about colors and all this kind of stuff and
what kind of sofer there? What kind of material you
and you know when you never wear in the house,
(55:09):
you never want to do all that you just Kath mohammas. Now, yeah,
I mean you got to make sure tell you of
our budget because you can't go over our budget. That's better.
But CAP is not gonna work on there. Okay, pub
certain about that. We woking Cap. You're like, Okay, I learned, Captain.
(55:31):
You're got to learn the word not black and white,
to learn culture. Okay, Okay, we come well with the
budget together. Okay, all right, So we didn't really get
to talk about this story last week in death because
of the relationship fair, but I want to get your
opinion on what's been happening over there. Good Morning America
(55:55):
with t J. Holmes. Are you up on that the
brother that's um the to the mad the brother the
black dude and the white woman on air together but
they off air they've been dating. But they both got
spouses at the crib but there're but the're separate. So
(56:16):
Jacqueline says, Okay, So Jacqueline says, until the ink dries,
you are married. But we all know that marriages died
long before the court proceeded to finalize, long before they start.
Goddamn in some cases. Happily married man here in some cases,
(56:37):
But go ahead. Are you in the wrong for starting
something new while you still got something old attached to
you legally? Well, that's when they come up with that rule.
If you go do a legal separate ration, then you
can do all that. But if not, they can hold
it against you in court. Sure can, and you get
more money because of it if they're giving the alimony
(56:58):
to the woman. That is correct. Men take alim only too,
even if you did a prenup. Okay, So then should
you be involved at work with somebody you've already sucked
to other people that work previously, and now you've moved
on to your third situation? Do you're the supervisor? Do
(57:22):
you fire this person? Consensual? Everything consensual? Keep that in
mind too. If it's in the handbook, you know they're
pragnized or whatever. That's a good question, right was it
in their hand But I don't know. Yeah, now, and
good morning America. Apparently they said they didn't violate any
policies about in our office date they don't have a
policy against that. So they're not in trouble for having
(57:44):
sex with each other dating because they don't have a
policy against but it's in trouble for embarrassing the show,
which is probably why she's the ninth person t J.
Holmes had sex with on that show. If you have
on their talent that it's dating, but it's it's driving ratings,
you kind of gotta let that slide. Like you can't.
I know, you've got a bunch of Christian viewers who
(58:05):
watched Good Morning America. They pray to Jesus every morning.
But ratings is ratings, ratings. That's true. But the problem
is they weren't getting raidings for dating before it popped
off as an affair. Raidings came from negative press, not positive.
That's the problem. And they have just been on their
(58:26):
coworkers who were together, and that's what people loved about him.
They have been fine, but their raiders didn't go up
until they was in the newspaper scandle it's all about ratings.
Let me tell you this part right here. Yeah, my
rule about dating it's always been this. You never get
your meat when you make your breath. And I'm coming
back because somebody's gonna fall in love and it's gonna
(58:48):
be problems. So I never want nobody to get away
with me trying to make my money. You don't ship
where you everything right? And I think you can date
a coworker, I really do, as long as you keep
it clean. Yeah, they see that it's too hard to
keep clean. Somebody gonna be more in love than the
other one and then they're gonna it's gonna still over.
(59:09):
They're gonna still over at the job. Yeah, keep it
in your pants at the job unless you're masturbating. I'm
talking about it. Don't You can masturbated at work, but
don't take no better. Ok Now, wait a minute. If
you ever dated a colo work, I don't think I ever.
I tried to one time and she was my suple
Violet set the picture. What was this? I was in
(59:31):
Popaye Chicken. I don't call her name, but if she
but I was in Pope Chick copies and Clarksdale ain't
but six employees? Don't wait? Or was this the one
in Tupelo? Because she was at the one in Tupelo.
For a minute. I started in Tupelo and they bugged
me to come to Clouds there. Okay, and she was.
(59:53):
She trained me and uh, I mean were she poled
me off? I mean I tried to boy, well, it
was so special about her, the league, the tall ring people. Okay,
so the dude got married back here about five years ago.
(01:00:18):
He called me let me know that that he was.
I just I believing that I was after her a
long time. As your supervisor. She never liked reported you
and scheduled you for a different shift. Like she was
cool with the flirting. Yeah, she had to be. I
don't know if y'all remember this all that, You know
(01:00:39):
how I can go to shooting the shooting the ship
and she came back to me with her and I
couldn't even say anything. So if y'all heard of you
heard that song popping up down out of moment, that
puts it one time. I can't say I have but
all right, and it's all you say. If you push
(01:01:01):
it ain't good. Bitch, kill yourself. She came back and
told me I would whatever the yes. Yeah, how couldn't
come back on that one? And from that day on
I was in love. She was trying that chicken. But
(01:01:23):
you have to see that good boy, you're talking about
people little way that she's sell in little boot. I
love your brother, and happy holidays and all that. This ship, brother, Yes,
I think that's the show. Royce job Fair is a
product of I Heart Media, Paramount, Comedy Central, South Park,
(01:01:44):
and Prance re productions. I think next week we want
to talk about video games, to that world of video games,
you know, and try and see what that be like,
you know, you know, designing games and all of that bullshit.
I like video games. I still play heavily, so I supported.
(01:02:07):
I got me scared after that ship, right, I was
talking about what the exploding VR head said. I'm scared. Goddamn,
I'm scared to put mine on. I'm gonna need you
to not play the exploding Head game right that. That
would not work for anybody involved. No, what if you don't?
What do you What do you win? If you beat
(01:02:28):
the you could die for a real game, you get
to take off the head said and walk around. That's
not a win. I don't win. I don't need you
playing that, bro. I'm good sick with your PS five.
We're all be happy here. That's yes. Is doing anything
interesting for the holiday? I'm not. It's pretty sad. My
nephews now are adults. The youngest one he spent his
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first semester in college, so he's already told us when
he gets home, he's going to see his girlfriend, So
we have no more babies in the house, right, I'm
gonna get that go get that holiday snack. So there's
no baby. So I'm super sad that boy said he
gonna go make some ig knock. He ain't get time. Whatever. Sorry,
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I love you, Darien. This has been a Comedy Central
podcast
You're listening to Comedy Central now hiring ish your boy
Elon Musk. He's bad. He never left third right. Elon
must put out a poll on Twitter asking Twitter users
whether or not he should step down as the head
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of Twitter, and he will accept the results of the
poll and people believe it wasn't a landslide. It wasn't.
Twitter users voted fifty seven percent. Get the funk out
of here, Elon, You're not wanted here for you as
the CEO. In a competing poll, rapper Snoop Dogg created
(00:44):
his own poll on the same day and said should
I run Twitter, to which over any percent of people
said yes, Ceo Snoop. I look forward to your regime
and Twitter. Please as much weed a Snoop smoking, you
probably get as much ship done as the line for
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last story. Though my name is Roy, this is my job.
(01:28):
Then Heaven Holidays? Is that? Do we still say that?
Are we saying kwanza? What are we? What are we saying? There?
Jackal Merry Christmas? Okay, you have to get why Christians,
why y'all always hit that Mary so hard? Just what
is it with you trying to put me in a
box every other day? You're trying to put me in
(01:50):
a box. If you just can't put me in a box, ROYLEGI,
apparently some other people want to put me in a
box too. We're gonna talk about that in a second. Um,
we're gonna talk to a couple of folks who Um, well,
I considered family. You know we're gonna do family week
this week. Oh, Uncle Derek gonna come on and I
guess uh as he always does give us some straightening trucking.
(02:12):
We at the truck episode last week. He was trying
to get him on for but as I pad wasn't charged.
It is what it is when you're dealing. Would have
made over sixty. I'll tell you what happened when we
did charge it ain't charged, I ain't charged it up.
In a couple of days we got a charge. Yes,
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it is confirmed charge for today. He will be on
the show. That that is clear that. I also want
to get opinion on this t J Homes stuff that
we were talking about last week. J G. You saw it.
He was back out in public, right. I love it.
I love it, and it accused my point that love
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is not difficult. You get everything out of the way
and go and you both just get fired from your
job and you can welcome if you don't even want.
They put it official. ABC statement is that we are
still evaluating everything, and for now they are. They're indefinitely
on a They're on an indefinite hiatus from g M
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A three and definitely e I mean fired fired. I've
been fired up. I've been on an individis suspension before. Fired.
You don't go back. You don't never go back from
an indefinite suspension. You get fired. That's what happened. They
got fired from up. Yeah. Yeah, they can be broken together.
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I mean it's awesome, y'all. Both go from having six
figure salaries and drivers and kitchen aids and all this
stuff to making rama noodles together. They both about to
get divorce and they're gonna lose half of that, so
I have to pay alimony on top of that. Man,
But they love each other. Go forward. It's gonna be
hosting one or six and Paul, that's me, keep right.
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I'm just saying that in the middle of New York winter,
love the hell out of each other, love, hug, tight, damnage. Yeah,
but family with that's what we're doing today. And we're
also gonna shortly here for us. And first we're gonna
talk with a man that Ralph considers his brother kept
(04:27):
Ralph when he was down and out and fired him
a week later? How do you get fired by your brother?
And under six days we will talk to brother Melvin,
who's one of the many flourishing black McDonald's owners and
operators in this country. Second generation at that let's go,
(04:50):
I think it goes McDonald's then waffle house for most
black managers within their corporate structure. You know somewhere there's
something like if not a thing that can ne um.
But first j G. Before we get into the CMO UM,
I understand there's more people talking ship in the job
for inbox to me. And you know I always love
a good little bit of ship talking. Always it love
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an opportunity for UM for a little straightening. Oh sidebar,
congratulations third on a wonderful world cup. I'm sure you're
very happy. No, I'm not that it was an exciting
I'm not happy. You don't don't bring it ship, don't
bring it up. I'm not happy and I'm happy at all.
Everybody keeps runing to be like messy, messy, messy and
(05:34):
I'm like in Pompey food, I wanted the French to win.
I ain't gonna even lie, but but it was the
best game I've seen soccer match I've seen in a
good twenty summer years. It was an amazing game. I'll
say that much. But I want all black people to win.
So yo, I'm happy for Messy, but I wanted to win. Jacqueline, Yes, Jacqueline,
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do you watch soccer? Do you like the sport? Excuse
me football? Please enlighten us, jacque lie your deep insightsive
and and for the record, Roy, if I may, I
I apologize, but I have never ever asked Jacqueline her
opinion on soccer. Everyone, So I'm sorry, j G. What
did they say? And was it was this on social
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or email where they called me out about kind of
man's point. It was that man's pointing to you, or
did I just disregard your opinion about something to move
on with the conversation. You didn't ask me at all,
that was the point. It was just a question of well, okay,
it's just a question. And it was on social media,
whether or not direct message, whether or not your sexist.
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And I'm like, no, Roy's not sexist, and the point
was because you never asked me about the World Cup
and Jim Mappel Jacqueline A boo. I love the French
so lately Blue. What I do appreciate though, because I
do make mistakes in conversation here on the show often,
but I do it shape that it took this person
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nine three episodes before they were like all right, that's that.
That's where I draw the line. Is the broke like
I have gone no, but I'm serious, Like I've gone
back and listen to episodes, and I sometimes, instead of
just explaining something for the sake of the listeners, I
will make the mistake of going, Jacqueline, did you know?
And that can come from a fucking ignorant place, and
(07:23):
to that listener, I apologize. Now, Jacqueline, what is your
favorite soccer formation and what is your favorite um you
know position in the game of soccer? Do you prefer
that the team run a two four two one or
three for three two? What is your preferred I'm just
making it. I want us to stay within the warm
up and at the end whatever between wins, when we
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take out the shirts, let's stay there. We welcome fair
critiques on the show. That is one and to that
person in Jacqueline's d M, thank you for at least
not being a person showing you meet true as what
many other people sometimes do. To Jacqueline, there was another one.
There was another one, she said, and her name is Jess.
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She says, as a white woman, I have learned so
much about a culture that simultaneously exists next too, but
separate from mine. I've had questions answered that I never
even knew I needed to ask, and her perspective keep
going that I would have taken and I will take
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with me for a lifetime. They would have taken a
lifetime for me to hear these on my own, in
my own world, just talking to other people. Royce Comedy
is how I ended up finding this podcast via the
episode of w t F with Mark. I looked. I
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looked up after I found out he was on it.
Even if y'all didn't end up using me for a segment,
I wanted to at least put it out there that
you're reaching people and you're making a difference. PS. Thank
you for introducing me to two Live crew. Everyone should
know that they've done Everyone should know what they've done
(09:23):
for the music industry and take a trip to the
quote buck shop end quote Sincerely, Jess Luther Campbell took
on the Supreme Court and indecency laws, and it's the
reason that music with explicit lyrics can be sold in
record shops. To this day, most important rapper, he's the
best rapper, he's most important. Agree with that? Did she
say welcome Jacqueline? That last line was welcome to the
(09:46):
what for more time? Quote buck shop end, quote Sincerely Jess,
without time to explain that that is. That's a deep
cup because because at first it sounded like the whitest
thing somebody could ever say. Thank you for introducing me
to T Live Crew, but then she hits you at
the Easter egg at the end home high five of
you on that man, you changed just life. I just
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just thank you for that polite email, and thank you
for not calling me sexist. See see how these white
women she didn't call me sexist. I'm racist. I'm digging
the ditch email shops. So clearly she didn't think you
were sexist or racist. Thank you for that pleasant crasing
(10:29):
me email. Alright, real quick, it's time not for Cody's
most outstanding employee of the Week now the flashy Brooklyn
pastor let More Whitehead. J G. Third, do you all
remember the story from earlier this year. I feel like
Rod mentioned it on the show. But there was a
pastor who was robbed on a live stream. He was
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live streaming his sermon and got robbed of millions of
dollars in Julian. When you look at the video feed,
you're like, there's no way you have legal a million
dollars and fucking jewelry. There's some bullshit going on. Well,
it's one way to get the attention of the FBI
is to get on the end ofnet and say you
lost a million dollars in jewelry. The bling Bishop Lamore
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Whitehead was supposed to by the FITS this week after
on the allegations that he swindled a retired parishioner out
of tens of thousands of dollars, extorted a businessman, and
deceived investigators. He faces up to twenty years in a
federal penitentory. Took ninety thousand dollars from a woman in
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his church and said give it to me. I'm mapp
you get a house and I'm gonna take a little
bit of rest of that money. I'm gonna flip that
into some ships. Like motherfuck, I'm buy me some nice
as wardrobe. He also extorted a businessman out of five
thousand dollars. Now keep in mind this is the same
bishop who was charged previously with fistfighting a female member
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of his congregation. He was not charged, No, she was,
so that must mean he won. He was a little
bit quicker with her hand. They slept together. They slept together.
She tats on him, they slept together. That's a new winkle.
I'm with it. Either that or it's my money. I'm
with j No, she could get over the money. But
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when he made a side eye as sister such and
such on the other side, or it was on, oh new,
you ain't gonna be sucking everybody in this church. I'm
supposed to be. That's what she's saying. Isn't his sister
famous or something? Past is what a player was? Then?
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Oh look who just walked in Early Roger just in
time for Cody's Most Outstanding Employee of the Week. Old
That pastor that got robbed rob Boxy Brown's brother. I
just couldn't remember. But you know what, man, sometimes you
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gotta blame the scam, me, not the scam. Jacqueline. You
give any pastor nine dollars, any pastor, Yeah, what's coming
to you? Goddamnit? This shop. I hope you keep cleaning
up out there in Brooklyn, nothing but back to you.
And when you get home in twenty years, I hope
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you opened a new check and keep hitting him over
the head. You cannot keep falling for these pastors asking
you for money. Good never came from it. He has
Gucci suits, he has a rolls, he wears bling. He
calls himself to blame Bishop. He do be in that
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looking like Bishop magic one right. He is a fedora
away from asking Mitch where my money stop? He's gone?
And that to you still give your money to look
man now of someone who doesn't have the capacity to
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say no. There are weak people in this world, royal
jor dumb people. They're weak mentally weak because they stupid.
I'm a different from all of y'all, because I ain't
gonna tell that old black women in the church we're
giving all that money to pass that she ain't smart.
She'll cut you out six ways of Sundays stuff. Let
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you know, I do what I want with my money.
She's still done exactly. She calls me all she won't
do never. I think it's sad. I would never root
for anyone to lose ninety dollars of their life savings,
which is what it was at this point in society
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in the year two. If you're in your seventies and
you're getting swindled, that means you weren't paying attention thirty
years ago in your forties when they was running these
same scams. And the hustle hasn't changed in the church,
like if this was some email fishing or click this
link and all I got you with a fake credit
card page or some ship technology, you can trick motherfucker's
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who don't keep up with tech. It don't matter what.
I don't have many degrees you got, you could be
a dumb mass. His mistake was getting greedy, because if
you play the long con as a pastor, everybody would
give you their money willingly. His issue that person was
a business person themselves. That's what was in the story
he started. He played. He tried to play hardball with
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somebody who does therefore a living, and that's why he
had trove. There was a pastor I didn't like. When
I was very much younger and we were one Saturday
or whatever, I was thinking, Roy would talking about do
to long play. I was like, oh, so do it
like TD Jakes does. Okay, I got you. According to
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the lawsuit file, last year, bish Whitehair was accused of
stealing most of a parishion or total life savings and
nine dollars. The bishop convinced the woman to invest the
money in one of his firms, promising that he would
use the earnings to help her buy a home. In
return of handing over her entire life savings, the bishop
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said he would pay her one hundred dollars a month
to cover her living costs. You gave him more money
than you could even keep paying your fucking bills when
they He said, he'll give you a hundred a month
of your fucking money back to you so you could
have heat and electricity. What was she gonna do with
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a hundred dollars in New York in New York City
a hundred a month if it's herd, If it's a
herd situation, a hundred might she can definitely live in
New York City. If it's in New York City, I
can't live off a hundred dollars a week in my
mama house. Ain't no way in the world howles of
people can't live off a hundred all the week by
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months passed without the bishop giving her the hundred dollars
of months. Mom. That's even worse. Damn, that's without payments,
after which the bishop told the woman he viewed her
investment as a donation. Oh nah, better having grandma ain't
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hitting with the Shane was invested this, No, baby, that's
it's going on. You get that. The guards your mortal.
So he is a swindler, Jacquelin and guilty of these crimes. Terrible.
You're gonna finish your don't worry about TV Jake's he
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used that the Lands of the Hot Songs didn't He's like,
funk that, thank you, Rode. But no, it was just
this pastor guy. And I just knew he was just awful.
I just knew it. I could be any more than
twelve or thirteen, and I just knew that he was
just trash. So he had the audacity to tell me,
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not ask me, but to tell me to fix him
some coffee. And I told him, oh, well, I don't
fix coffee. Now twelve thirteen, I still got this mouth.
It was worse, and so I said, I don't fix coffee.
And my mother was like, well, just go ahead and
fix him some coffee. I said I will, Mama, I will,
because you asked me to. I said, now, Pastor, however
this coffee taste, you're gonna drink it? And he said, absolutely,
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I will, young lady. I poured like this much, sony,
so half the coffee mother was salt. This is how
I can tell you. He was straight up and down
the devil. I brought him that coffee back. He drank
every less I'm talking about in a one bit without flamention.
How do you know? How do you know I despised
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that man? Well, look trash, it's just one thing you'll
know about me. You'll know I love a good scam
and this one was straight up. It wasn't shady. It
to their face. And if you fall for it at
this point, if you're being scammed by Pastor, it's on you.
It's and I know it's hope. I know itself. But
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there've been enough stories for you to know better, right, absolutely,
let me think so. But I ain't enough stories you
can tell Danny I hate to do it. J G.
I do not hate to do it. You don't hate
to do it. I hate to do it. You don't
let me do it when you get this little curb
up on the right side of your mouth, you don't
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do it anyway back to you, because I want to
be accused of being sexist again. But that pastor Lamore
white Head most outstanding employee of the work. Let's raise
the offering even man right now the neymar Oh where
(20:02):
it's the first time. Alright, So it's family week. That's
what we're doing the holidays. We invite you know, relatives
one and I'll be honest j G and Ralph rod
When I when I thought this would be a cool
tradition to do every year on the job, fair didn't
dawn on me. How many of us have relatives that
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don't feel like talking to us? Don't goddamn this is fair. Um,
I got one more blood relative this year and after that,
I'm done. Yeah. I exhausted. I exhausted blood relatives last year.
For real. I was good. Talking to Dad was enough.
I was like, I can't take j G's family, you
(20:45):
know they live alo. So I got I got somebody
that's gonna come on later who I who? I would
still take a bullet for. I don't know if I
would die for, but I would take a bullet like
in the ass, like somewhere like wouldn't be completely participated,
like straight up. It's got to be attempted murder like
like a shoulder like through and through womb, like if
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he was somebody's about shoot them, right, but like wait
and then I just just put my shoulder in front
of him to protect one. That's that's who I'm working with.
That's why I'm family week. But we had a brother.
We had a brother, and um, you know what third
does your people some gonna let you introduce him j G.
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I know we normally let you wreck up the introduction,
but this is third people, So I like we got
on the line. Um, we have on the line one
Mr Melvin Picard. He is a owner operator of a
number of franchise McDonald's out in Ohio. UM. He also
is a graduate of Morrow's College. He's got a at
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least three brothers I don't know of, and a number
of kids. He's happily married. And the reason that he
is on is because this is easily. My brother from
another mother. He's known me a very very long time
and see me through a lot of thick and thin stuff.
And when we decided that we were gonna have family
on the show, he was straight up my first call
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and he knows that. So get this, dude, I take
a bullet. I ain't gonn front appreciate you. Brother Melville.
Would you take a bullet in the ass for rap?
Let's start there caliber a smaller, Yeah, small small? I
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love him. Man, the situation I might have to catch one,
I'm not gonna be there right, you know. You know
it's wild about friendship like that, though? Is that? And
I don't know if other races have this responsibility. I
don't feel like they do, but I feel like black
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men specifically, and j G. You can correct me. If
it's like this with black women, I've just never seen it,
so I can't speak to it. But as a black man,
part of the contract of friendship with another black man
is y'all gotta fight together. Yes, if it's somebody that
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you are really that you really rock with. If somebody fight,
I gotta fight with you and then we'll sort out
right and wrong later. But on the spot. You have
to fight for that person. So if it's somebody you
fight for it, to me, that person is family, Melviny.
I don't know what other curiosity is the rest of
the team has, but I want to zero in on
your relationship with the McDonald's corporation now before we talk
(23:44):
about the fact that McDonald's. Correct me if I'm wrong,
if if you're not ahead of wilf of House neconnect
with the most black managers per franchise nationally, like they
employed more black managers than any other wreck. Okay, so
walk me through the matriculation through that world, because you know,
(24:09):
fast food is rarely seen as I'm sorry I didn't
rupt you man in Melvin, I'm gonna adda. I'm adding
on to where Roy said. But there's an easier way
to do this, Roy. So let me tell you something
about this dude, real quick, man, and uh, they'll take
care of it and real fast. Basically, Uh, when you
(24:29):
talk about McDonald's as a as a as a job
and employing black managers, you need to know that Melvin
and his father at one point in my life extended
that branch to me. You know, because I wasn't working.
I just had my son and they were like, yo, man,
you know what, you've always been a sharp dude. We
you know, we're really good with each other. Why don't
you coming up here to Ohio and we'll get you
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started enrolled at McDonald's University. Side note, in order for
you to get enrolled at McDonald's University, you have to
work in mcdonald' for a full year before you can
be an owner, operator, a manager. So you gotta be
in the ship. You gotta know what it is you're
trying to build. That's fair. And I know that you
and j G and Ride even all work food services before,
(25:12):
but you all were smart enough to do that when
you were in your teens and twenties. I was what
Melvin thirty five? You know? Um and uh yeah, Melbourne,
you could take it from there if you want. Well.
Being that you no longer work at the McDonald's in Ohio,
I'm assuming that this is gonna be an interesting worse
than first for Ralph L. Why did you fire this negro?
(25:36):
Tell us what he did? That was so awful? To
try to be like, listen, man, you like family, but
you gotta go, you gotta go. Hey, look, it was
so bad we couldn't even hire him. He came out,
I love Ralph. Man, he came out, did a did
an O J with us, right, So we said, hey, man,
come on behind the counter. Let's come behind the iron curtain,
if you will. Let's see what the business really about.
(25:57):
Let's let's get you involved and see if it's something
you'd be interested in. Because I knew he was looking
to change careers. Man. So um, so you know, Ralph,
me and him go way back. I love Ralph. So
we're in the restaurants. As far as my employees are concerned,
I'm Mr Melbourne. They don't know anything about my past
when I did in college, none of that. So me
and Ralph from the restaurants, you know, doing our thing,
making burgers, frides, help the customers. You know, they're like, oh,
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Mr Melvin, what's your rank? What's your rank? Your manager?
You're super shift ly to. So currently I'm a second
Gim McDonald at that time, at that time, yeah, yeah,
I was a second gym O preayer at this time.
We're walking in. They know me at the boss. You know,
I own restaurants and my father running the business. And
so we're behind the counter, we're serving customers and they're like,
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Mr Melbourne, he doesn't know anything about anything. He's not
hitting at all. He hadn't smoke, he doesn't drink. He's like,
oh who this cat mel? Oh to my Melhall. Now
come on, let me tell you about Melvioln had the
car around off there. Let me talk to you behind
the count Let come come find said Ralph was drinking
stories about school that Hey Ralph, we came. Hey that stuff.
(27:02):
We gotta keep that between now. He can't come about
what I was smoking when I was none of that.
He said, oh this cap you know about it? Oh,
I said, he doing things? Look none, no, no, no no, no, no,
none of that. They don't know that side of it.
And so so yeah, so but you know, he had
(27:23):
a great time. But I mean at that point I
was like, you know, Ralph, and then the second thing
that killed me. If he cracked on these kids like
he was doing a stand up show, you know, and
what's wrong with your shoes? I'm like, hey, Rob, what's
wrong with you? Are you talking fun him? And it
was just like so he would just be around the
middle of the shift. He should attacking. Look, he's in
front of the hot landing zone, we put the food
(27:43):
and put in the bag, and he is basically putting
on a stand up comedy show, cracking on any and
everybody that came into his fears, like he was the
own operator of French Well, let me defend rail for us.
Tell me if this was what he was empting to do,
you ever go into light. I see it more in Popeyes.
I don't know why it's Popeyes, but in popeye'es there's
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always one employee that's a little louder, a little more projecting,
and it's almost a little bit of a show and
it feels familiar. But they do it to the customers
and how are you doing baby, Well, you better be
doing good when I give you this food. Uh, look
at him, come on, let's go. People. Weren't fat? Was
it like that? Or was he just sucking attacking motherfucker's essentially? Yes,
(28:30):
he like how he was dressed, how you was talking
to you, Bama. He understrong with no, no, no, no.
So it was I think maybe it was an attempt
to connect in a way, but I was like, that's
not that's not what we're gonna be able to do
it in here, especially cause they know, you know, me
and I'm bringing you in at the operator. You know,
there's a certain way, but I need you to conduct
(28:52):
yourself and where in the environment, despite whatever we might
do when we leave the restaurant, but we're here. How
how tough was that? And I'm being serious now, how
tough was that to sit down a friend when we
talk about from time to time we talk about fire
and to do the lab my last day episode or whatever.
When you have to fire a friend, someone who, by
(29:14):
your own admission, has done you innumerable solid You probably
indebted to this brother at some point you did this
to them as it get to try and pay back
some of that. You know, hey, let me help you.
You've always helped me. And then you have to turn
around and fire this person from something that you you
have to take a lifeline away from a friend. How
difficult was that? Or was it just like not fucking
(29:36):
he got to go, he's sucking up my bread about
the church's money. It was not that difficult. It was
a relief. It was a relief. It's something that I
knew was It was difficult, and I didn't enjoy doing it,
but I knew it was something that was necessary for
for his if he was gonna work with me for
his success and ultimately from my long term and short
(29:56):
term success. And so it was very difficult, but it
was necessary because I love this man. And if I
can help any brother get a step up or build
something or become part of our organization to help us grow,
I'm gonna do that. But at the same time, if
you just have to understand there's just certain boundaries that
maybe you know who people are a great friends, the
same no lemonade stand motherfucker, certain arenas that maybe we're
(30:20):
not gonna be able to um coexisting from a business standpoint.
The patience that him and his father showed me, I'm
forever thankful for it. But like I can promise you
right now, whether Melvin and his father would have made
a decision or not, Brod, I wasn't gonna make it
like I can my my my point of when it
was time to go and Melvin, you remember this, I
(30:41):
was they had just cleaned they Melvin told me to
go up front and work to register and and I
did not have the right safety shoes. Yeah I should
have none slips, but I did not have. I none
slips are ten fucking dollars at Walmart. I ran through
them digest golden cores a week. I didn't know. So basically,
(31:04):
Melvin tells me to go an. I did not know
that they had just mopped the floor. And when I
tell you, I slipped and went horizontal in the air
like everyone saw. I was horizontal in the air on
the level of six. Was built like a d lineman.
Just it was time to go. I couldn't do it anymore.
(31:24):
I took that head and I was like, I'm good.
There was like the white boy hit me in high
school all over again. And they talked about this cat.
They talked about that Ford found three weeks after that
maybe a boy wrong when he came in here talking crazy,
almost broke the floor time when he fell. That was rich. Yeah, man,
that was that was an experience, so that it was tough.
(31:46):
That was a tough thing though, having to stuff right
like that. Mel Then what's the set show your ice
cream machine? Right now? At this moment, My gosh, why
are you going at this man? This big came on
this show to fucking tell us a story. This is
the greatest question that could be as to this man
(32:10):
right now. Yes, we got an owner on the show.
Appreciate you craft of that, Jacqueline. Thank you for the question,
Thank you for the question. All my sake machines, I'm
have to report in all six restaurants are up and
working moment when we get off the call, I can't
say thirty minutes from now, they're still gonna be use Okay,
(32:31):
what is it about the shape machine that has always
got a bad transmission? Why? What what happens when the
shake machine breaks? Walk us through what is the mechanical
thing that keeps happening to keep it down? These shape machines?
I kid you not have I mean eight times out
of ten the reason the problem with the shape machine,
(32:51):
it's been clean and improperly either improperly maintained, improperly put
back together. And we have maintenance men that are turned
over maybe once a month, every three week, every every
every other month. And you got to teach somebody how
to basically put together when I considered to be a
rocketship inside the store because I can't do it um
and so it's always done incorrectly. So it's it's going
to be that issue, or it's gonna be they didn't
(33:12):
put the shape mix in it and the dang thing
goes to the heat treat you can't use it, and
it's and it's it's not excusable, but it is. It
happens to the point that we're here in Ohio. We
have a site called mcbroth and it's fact, what shaping
machines in your social area are broken? Who's in charge
of these maintenance man and why can't they hire people
that are gonna do this correctly? Like why do the owners,
(33:34):
managers and customers all equal? They have to keep putting
up with this bullshift? Look myself as a second gin
operator and the operators locally. That's one of the main
things that we complain about the corporation is why our
shape machines so difficult? But you know what it is.
I love McDonald won't get me wrong. Provided for me
and my family very well. That's right. The company that's
(34:00):
machine and so guess what they're getting the kickback? Do
you buy your machines from this company? No one else?
And guess what We're gonna make him as difficult so
we can do what have service calls, all these different
type of things to keep these things up and going.
And it is so it's the number one thing that
we find a dairy queen going there words, fairy queen,
(34:20):
stay working. I never not gotta win these frost always
get a frosty. That's right here we go. Roy. The
problem with having a friend that works at that owns
the McDonald's is you can never ever be on the
phone with him in a burger king or any other
place because it's instant disrespect for real. Bro. You know,
I'm on the phone right you ordering a whopper. You
(34:41):
better not be ordering a whopper. I will hang up
with you. Yeah, I just had one last question. It's
a total curiosity. Is the McRib a penguin school? Is
the penguin No, that's just that's what you should what
(35:07):
it is. It's an amazing the penguin's foot Lord. I
don't know where you got that from, because because of
how hard it is for them to make the sandwich,
Like if it was a regular piece of meat, they
have it all year long. But Emperor Penguin, it's hard
to get them feats from because the migration patterns of
(35:27):
the animals. It relates. Told me, Malvin, look, they will
cost a lot more if they were I guarantee that,
brother Melvin we thank you for coming on the show,
and we we we got to get you back on
another time to really get into the managerial opportunities that
(35:50):
McDonald's has provided for the black community, all of the
scholarships that they give out to the black community and
all of that dope stuff. But for now, we say
thank you, We say a happy holiday, And if ever
you need me to come to that, let me know
which one of them Ohio stories. I'll come through there
and work that front counter ship. I can count you.
(36:11):
Let me know when you touch down. I'll have a
place for you. I just gotta get some anti slip
shoes quick, got no anti slips. Hey, thank you for
having me on. I appreciate it, appreciate it. Thank you,
Brother Melvin. After the break, uh Homi Narado is gonna
check in for the last time before the holiday and
(36:33):
hopefully get straight. If you stuck working on holiday, it's
the job fair. We'll be right back, job fair family. Wait, yeah,
uncle Derek standing back. We'll get to him in a
little bit. Big shot out, brother Melvin there for not
(36:55):
firing Old Ralph after a week. Did you really slip
like that? It's bad enough to the point that when
My wife heard me editing his segment and she heard
him say the part about me slipping. She fell out
laughing upstairs, like, oh god, you went horizontal. Oh god,
you were the horizon. That's all she kept saying. So
(37:16):
it was bad. It was pretty bad. You got twenty
more minutes before that ice cream machine goes down, so
you might have want to get over that, right. I
promise you about have stayed working. Every ice cream machine
in the state of Ohio would never worked again. Like
there's no way, no way, hardest job ever. It's time
for my favorite part of program. As we slow it
(37:39):
down and called the segment breaking the ice This is
an opportunity for you to jop that listening, get a
topic two that you can bring up with a co
worker you can't stand. You're tired of You wanted to
get the funk up off yet and get about your
face to help us do that as our resident white
people black people ologists years the former Maryland in turn
(38:01):
a former veterinarian system. It's been known about around bare Foot.
He is the only person to successfully bring two white
women to a Quansa celebration. What I have been told
I can't confirm it's a former employee the Dog Track
and he hates simping with a passion. His mama named Murado.
(38:24):
We call him Rode for short. Alright, right, what you
got for us this week? Brother? First off, in the
world of football, people keep picking fights with the former
NFL superstars and it is going very badly. Oh you
know who's next. William mcguinnis former standout New England Patriot
(38:51):
super Bowl win a linebacker who goes six five to
seventy was recently in a fight in a West Hollywood nightclub.
That William agin it still has those measurements. And this
man is like fifty two years old, he still has
like four percent body fan. You don't mess with that.
(39:13):
But he got into a fight and he's in some
big trouble. Just got arrested with felling assault. Him and
two of his friends beat the ship out of nigger.
Looked like Ezekiel Elliott. William Gettis was throwing hands and
throwing bottles. It was crazy. Should you be fifty two
years old and still in the club fighting? No, you should.
(39:35):
You should not be. I'm not trying to blame oh Willie,
you shouldn't be twitted two If I did the club Honestly,
fifty two is outrageous. I thought you said it was
just a bar. He wasn't just out having a drink.
Now he was in a nightclub. Fifty two. You can't
go out. I'm just asking questions. I'm curious. No, we're
(39:57):
saying you can't go out and fight. Okay, I got
a question, right Like? Was was was he was? Was
the Ezekiel Elliott looking ish character? Was he was? He
popping off at the mouth of six right now, There's
no evidence as to what he did. In the surveillance tapes.
(40:18):
The dude is sitting like in a section solo and
he's looking down at his phone, and then Willie McGinnis
walks up, gets in his face, and then him and
his boy just beating the ship out the dude. So
I don't know, I don't know what he did, but
he was he was. I'm like Jacqueline out he was
sucking somebody really know that's sex. But William again, this
(40:42):
was definitely the aggressor in the video. This this comes
on the heels of TiO knocking a man out outside
Los Angeles CVS. Yeah, TiO is forty years old. EGO
six three two twenty four has a body fat percentage
(41:04):
of the months of me. And this dude decided to
bother him and CBS for no reason and he swung
on TiO and TiO later down. But the TEO thing, though,
I understand because that guy was working with him. But
even if Willie McGinnis thing, here's the thing with professional
athletes who who don't have a track record of that
(41:28):
type of behavior during their playing days. Right, anything mad
you can say about TiO happened on the field of play,
like in uniform. Off the field, that dude was a
model citizen as far as I can recall. So Willie McGinnis,
same ship. I ain't never heard nothing about Willie McGinnis
wilin out like. He wasn't like Marshawn Lynch like even
(41:49):
so imagine they had a girl with the whole bottle.
That dude was cool. Vere ain't nobody talking, not even
activated Curla that you go to the beautician, you know
(42:10):
I want curl Yes, sir, yes, sir, No problem. These
athletes for let's just say two decades, we go to
say years if okay, let's just say you've played a
(42:31):
sport for two decades, and every fucking day someone is
yelling some goofy ship at you. You're getting heckoed at
the game, fans throwing ship at you when you've seen
the videos this year, my going through the tunnel, fans
throwing soda on you and chili dogs and all this ship,
and you can't attack back because you have to be professional,
(42:53):
and the league will suspend you on what about your
And this is a contract year. And then finally you're
fifty two years and you're in gin pop and one
of these motherfuckers say some ship and you don't play anymore.
You don't have pressed to worry about. You don't have
an image to uphold. All of your money is safely
(43:13):
tucked away an investment, so you're not gonna go bro.
You know what I think I might go over them.
All I'm gonna say is our test wasn't wrong. I
know that it is not popular. I know there a
lot of people on that ship, but like, at the
end of the day, our test was not wrong. Punch
(43:35):
ship to be from the crowd, I might have to
come up there and get you some straightening. So okay, okay,
So that's a perfect case study because we're on our
tests got all of that ship out of him. As
a player. He's now literally world he beat the ship
out of here. So imagine the opposite if you never
went to punt while he was in uniform. When you retire,
(44:00):
you still want to punch a motherfucker and you never
got around to that as a player. So what did
this man do before the surveillance take clip? We've been
challenge it's my question because Willie McGinnis, who played for
fucking Bill Belichick. When nobody acts out and if you do,
you get cut, then Patriot motherfucking players for the Patriots
(44:22):
have a very calm temperament. They're all very her ship
out the Patriot, you know, every or nothing. Tom Brady
been acting in Tampa on the side, Yeah, Tampa. Tom
Brady had to go to Tampa to act. The whole
reason that right, hostility passing aggressive because they can't be hostile.
(44:46):
Now it's coming out, okay, yeah, absolutely, absolutely, yes, And
maybe that man didn't deserve it, but what he's receiving,
that's exactly a j G. What he is receiving is
five years of pent up. I can't do this, I
can't do that. I want to, but smash, no smash,
(45:08):
and then one day smash smash. Let's flip it up
for the people right spot on. On the other side,
I want to set a real big shout out to Casper,
(45:30):
the pure knees sheep dog over in the Caata Georgia,
and I want to say get well soon, um Dicata Georgia.
Not too long ago on the house of John werewell,
Uh coyote showed up and Levin coyote showed up to
attack his sheep, and he had a couple of sheep
(45:52):
dogs out there to watch him. But the big hero
was my man Casper, who dropped in the mix and
killed eight out of the eleven coyotes before they could
touch one sheet? What one on one on the leven
this dog jumped up and killed eight by himself, said
(46:13):
one the peer knees. I've never ever thought about getting
a dog before until this moment. Ride Please can kill
the eight of them. Bad self man got hurt pretty
bad in the fight. The owner thought he had run
away and died. He was gone for two days. Then
the dog crawled out of the chicken coop covered in blood.
They amputated his tail. But so far, so good. On
(46:36):
his recovery, you know. So shout out to cascer man.
That's to see him. Got THEMN ship. He's got. He's
got that for knowing on eight God damn coyotes, my
dog cast. Look at this, What a beautiful breed. That's
a big gass dog. The fucking tank. They can get
(47:02):
up to a hundred pounds for that cast. But you awesome.
Most outstanding employee of the week. That's all right right there,
that's the job for your ass. He had other dogs
with him. It was eleven coyotes versus like six dogs,
and they only had like six sheep. None of the
(47:23):
sheep got killed, the injured, and one dog took down
eight out of eleven. Got that got that, Willie McGinnis
of them swinging everybody by the naming Narado, we call
(47:46):
him right for short, right, We appreciate you. Shout out
to brother Tony. I don't know if he on the
road this week. Oh yeah, yeah he is, man, He
was out out in Wyhoman last time we talked to him.
Now he back headed east. What do you what do
you think of it? Man? Do you endroid? Do you
hear it? Oh? Yeah, he enjoyed, he thought it was
very weird hearing himself coming out of the radio when
(48:10):
he's used to just listening to the show. We'll let
him know if some truck and group he's hit the
inbox will send him in his away. Yeah, don't don't
let Jacqueline. Now, none of that will be happening, Tony,
get over it. Not hate, I being honest is not
(48:33):
gonna happen to you. You're not gonna floor to emails indigitally.
God day, I'll change your password to the email, like,
change the password whatever, my dog. Tony and Tony, don't
get him some of that freeway cut up. I will
screen them first, Tony, Yes, Tony, we will make sure
(48:57):
they're quality. Women want to funding sucker quality on the
side of the freeway qualities. Well, I just don't want
you to be all right right? Who get it? The
next week, bless up. After the break the Homi Uncle
(49:19):
Derek clocking in, we're gonna wrap up Family Week here
on the Job Fan. We'll be right back. Job We
are headed for home. Family Week is where we invite
a member of our family on this show, and we
asked him some job ship. Now, Jacqueline, I thought I
(49:43):
want to start a family week that you know, all
of our relatives will be lining up, and that has
not been the case apparently. Um shout out to my
young brother Norris too. I'm getting our song for Barbara
and Wick. I was trying to get him on, but
(50:05):
you know them, Barbera's they my cousin, be cutting heads
till nine o'clock at night. I'm like Susy, especially good
Barbera God that yeah, yeah, he's all right man. So
but now you got to have a bumu that you
can space them out. Yeah, and that voice you here
is the person who never waits for his introduction, even
(50:26):
though it's been his time on this show. You know
him from the Military sixth episode, most recently Varia's Relationship Fair.
Earlier this year, we told the stories of avoiding bullets
from piste off husbands of wives. He just fucked us.
He jumped out of third story balconies. Tuck and roll,
Tuck and roll about the technique. I welcome my uncle
(50:51):
Derek back to the job. What's going on over there
in Memphis? Brother brothers killing brothers every night? Oh no,
it's bad over there, man, it's bad. I heard Um,
I heard the nikes not even delivering Jordan's to Memphis
because people keep stealing them off the truck. It's it's
something we didn't even talk about last week. We were
(51:12):
talking about truck driving last week and just the whole
world of having sex as a truck driver, and how
prostitution is a little a little less policed amongst that industry.
Now you are a part of the truck in fraternity.
You drove proudly for it was about eight nine years.
How long did you drive something like that? Yeah? Was
(51:34):
this before and after the dog catch your hustle where
you would catch the same dog every days, the same dog.
It would only catch what dog take it in. I
used to pick them up in the morning and they
just ride all they look like. I had one at
(51:54):
the top of one in the bottom, absolutely and then
let him out at the end of it. So I
got the chicken bowl and they're gonna jump in there
and get it. Why? Why is? Why is prostitute? Now? Now,
let's just let me set the table straight as well. Also,
(52:16):
you from that era of trucking, like you ain't like
rides brother from last week, Like you couldn't just go
and get on the internet and meet you somebody you
this was you had to go out there and pull
up that party. Madam, Are you a working girl and
actually have a conversation with these folks. It's sex necessary
(52:37):
to be a good truck driver there. Now that's something
just something you choose to do. It's just like a
guy if you're in town, if you live in the town,
you want more than one woman. You're just trying to
find a ride to women around the Corcause when I
really got my place was that ladder at the Tha
truck stop, shout out to Travel America. They hang around
(52:58):
truck stop and one of rapping a cross from the
Blue Plane Club. Oh he said the Blue Flames. Oh yeah,
that's definitely a t a right next to the shout
out the Blue Flames second best wings in Atlanta. But why, like,
I don't know, like you can truck it's not just
have a girlfriend. Why you can't just have a girlfriend?
(53:18):
Entertainers in that league when you go to certain sitteries,
I mean, you know you got that group is now? Okay?
Oh now, okay, now collaborate that from Tony last week?
Are their truck groupies? Are there women who just want
to truck drivers? Yep? Really some of them just they
just wanted to have sech in that truck. They just
(53:40):
fantasy everything as groupies, every occupation. What is the fantasy?
I want to sit here in the staking ass can
pardon and for fourteen hours hot dogs baby. I had that.
It was just like that is to have sex in
(54:02):
the truck. And I said, well consider that done. Work
on your next one, which is like a man man,
what about the women truck is Uncle Derek, we we
you know, we didn't get a chance to talk to
any women in the trucking community. But are like, if
(54:24):
you're a woman, where do you have sex? How do
you have sex? Who are you having sex with? Like?
Do do women truck drivers moved the same as the
men at the truck stops. I don't believe they do.
And I see it's a lot of women. I mean
women were a hundred twenty having that big truck. Yeah,
they be handling it. But I don't. I don't. Women
(54:47):
are wired different than us in a way. Maybe won
hugs well, but two things make a man tea. That's
money and sex. Two things we got. We got to
have the money to get to six. Women will be
caring about colors and all this kind of stuff and
what kind of sofer there? What kind of material you
and you know when you never wear in the house,
(55:09):
you never want to do all that you just Kath mohammas. Now, yeah,
I mean you got to make sure tell you of
our budget because you can't go over our budget. That's better.
But CAP is not gonna work on there. Okay, pub
certain about that. We woking Cap. You're like, Okay, I learned, Captain.
(55:31):
You're got to learn the word not black and white,
to learn culture. Okay, Okay, we come well with the
budget together. Okay, all right, So we didn't really get
to talk about this story last week in death because
of the relationship fair, but I want to get your
opinion on what's been happening over there. Good Morning America
(55:55):
with t J. Holmes. Are you up on that the
brother that's um the to the mad the brother the
black dude and the white woman on air together but
they off air they've been dating. But they both got
spouses at the crib but there're but the're separate. So
(56:16):
Jacqueline says, Okay, So Jacqueline says, until the ink dries,
you are married. But we all know that marriages died
long before the court proceeded to finalize, long before they start.
Goddamn in some cases. Happily married man here in some cases,
(56:37):
But go ahead. Are you in the wrong for starting
something new while you still got something old attached to
you legally? Well, that's when they come up with that rule.
If you go do a legal separate ration, then you
can do all that. But if not, they can hold
it against you in court. Sure can, and you get
more money because of it if they're giving the alimony
(56:58):
to the woman. That is correct. Men take alim only too,
even if you did a prenup. Okay, So then should
you be involved at work with somebody you've already sucked
to other people that work previously, and now you've moved
on to your third situation? Do you're the supervisor? Do
(57:22):
you fire this person? Consensual? Everything consensual? Keep that in
mind too. If it's in the handbook, you know they're
pragnized or whatever. That's a good question, right was it
in their hand But I don't know. Yeah, now, and
good morning America. Apparently they said they didn't violate any
policies about in our office date they don't have a
policy against that. So they're not in trouble for having
(57:44):
sex with each other dating because they don't have a
policy against but it's in trouble for embarrassing the show,
which is probably why she's the ninth person t J.
Holmes had sex with on that show. If you have
on their talent that it's dating, but it's it's driving ratings,
you kind of gotta let that slide. Like you can't.
I know, you've got a bunch of Christian viewers who
(58:05):
watched Good Morning America. They pray to Jesus every morning.
But ratings is ratings, ratings. That's true. But the problem
is they weren't getting raidings for dating before it popped
off as an affair. Raidings came from negative press, not positive.
That's the problem. And they have just been on their
(58:26):
coworkers who were together, and that's what people loved about him.
They have been fine, but their raiders didn't go up
until they was in the newspaper scandle it's all about ratings.
Let me tell you this part right here. Yeah, my
rule about dating it's always been this. You never get
your meat when you make your breath. And I'm coming
back because somebody's gonna fall in love and it's gonna
(58:48):
be problems. So I never want nobody to get away
with me trying to make my money. You don't ship
where you everything right? And I think you can date
a coworker, I really do, as long as you keep
it clean. Yeah, they see that it's too hard to
keep clean. Somebody gonna be more in love than the
other one and then they're gonna it's gonna still over.
(59:09):
They're gonna still over at the job. Yeah, keep it
in your pants at the job unless you're masturbating. I'm
talking about it. Don't You can masturbated at work, but
don't take no better. Ok Now, wait a minute. If
you ever dated a colo work, I don't think I ever.
I tried to one time and she was my suple
Violet set the picture. What was this? I was in
(59:31):
Popaye Chicken. I don't call her name, but if she
but I was in Pope Chick copies and Clarksdale ain't
but six employees? Don't wait? Or was this the one
in Tupelo? Because she was at the one in Tupelo.
For a minute. I started in Tupelo and they bugged
me to come to Clouds there. Okay, and she was.
(59:53):
She trained me and uh, I mean were she poled
me off? I mean I tried to boy, well, it
was so special about her, the league, the tall ring people. Okay,
so the dude got married back here about five years ago.
(01:00:18):
He called me let me know that that he was.
I just I believing that I was after her a
long time. As your supervisor. She never liked reported you
and scheduled you for a different shift. Like she was
cool with the flirting. Yeah, she had to be. I
don't know if y'all remember this all that, You know
(01:00:39):
how I can go to shooting the shooting the ship
and she came back to me with her and I
couldn't even say anything. So if y'all heard of you
heard that song popping up down out of moment, that
puts it one time. I can't say I have but
all right, and it's all you say. If you push
(01:01:01):
it ain't good. Bitch, kill yourself. She came back and
told me I would whatever the yes. Yeah, how couldn't
come back on that one? And from that day on
I was in love. She was trying that chicken. But
(01:01:23):
you have to see that good boy, you're talking about
people little way that she's sell in little boot. I
love your brother, and happy holidays and all that. This ship, brother, Yes,
I think that's the show. Royce job Fair is a
product of I Heart Media, Paramount, Comedy Central, South Park,
(01:01:44):
and Prance re productions. I think next week we want
to talk about video games, to that world of video games,
you know, and try and see what that be like,
you know, you know, designing games and all of that bullshit.
I like video games. I still play heavily, so I supported.
(01:02:07):
I got me scared after that ship, right, I was
talking about what the exploding VR head said. I'm scared. Goddamn,
I'm scared to put mine on. I'm gonna need you
to not play the exploding Head game right that. That
would not work for anybody involved. No, what if you don't?
What do you What do you win? If you beat
(01:02:28):
the you could die for a real game, you get
to take off the head said and walk around. That's
not a win. I don't win. I don't need you
playing that, bro. I'm good sick with your PS five.
We're all be happy here. That's yes. Is doing anything
interesting for the holiday? I'm not. It's pretty sad. My
nephews now are adults. The youngest one he spent his
(01:02:52):
first semester in college, so he's already told us when
he gets home, he's going to see his girlfriend, So
we have no more babies in the house, right, I'm
gonna get that go get that holiday snack. So there's
no baby. So I'm super sad that boy said he
gonna go make some ig knock. He ain't get time. Whatever. Sorry,
(01:03:20):
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