September 7, 2022 • 64 mins
An avid listener with over 10 jobs at the tender age of 25 rips the scab off the scam of 90-minute commute, temp agencies, and the welding industry. Is firing one person enough for a company to truly change its culture? As Uvalde, TX, fires its school police chief, the team debates this same strategy in corporate culture. Gather 'round Hip-Hop, R&B, soul fans, and music enthusiasts. The creator of the Triggered Music Trivia Collection game talks about putting $35K of his own money into his product, entrepreneurship, and how to know when you're hiring a bullshit freelancer. Baseball is for lovers….in public….in the upper deck. @Rod4short explains and returns with field research results from a week of armpit licking. Dennis Rodman has entered the Brittney Griner chat. But should Roy go to Russia instead? The team says, YES! Roy says…YES, but scared. UPDATE ON THE CRYING CEO! – One of the two people he fired has found a job.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central. I wish people could be
more privy to the ship we talked about offline now
hiring a Windy's in Hilton Head, South Carolina needs a
front counter worker after surveillance footage showed one of their
(00:21):
workers pulling out a gun and opening shots through the
drive through window and a vehicle waiting in line. Let
that be a lesson to stop asking for too many
hot package you know what I'm saying. He told you
only get three? Was the reason? That wasn't taking at
at robbery or something. Okay, it's either someone he had
beef with who came to work to kill you, but
(00:43):
you have to defend yourself, or it's a customer going
that ain't what I ordered. I need to be my bacon.
They didn't following Michael. Why is he packing at work
because he works first food? Why my name is Roy,
(01:28):
this is my job. Fair Wednesday is the best day
of the week. Um. I don't know when you're listening
to us, but just know that this fine acoustical radio
presentation was assembled under Fair for you and serve hot
on a Wednesday at some point this year. J G,
how are you doing to day you are the white
blood cells that keeps the shrill up. Sure, Hello, I'm
(01:50):
well thank you. Um. Third, how's football season going? What's
going on over there with the boy for are going
pretty good? They started hitting each other and got the
pads on ride checking in earlier with us? What's up?
How you doing? What's what's going on on that side? Man?
(02:10):
How how's the road I have? We haven't talked comedy
like we You come on the show every fucking weekend,
we forget to mention that you're also et in stand
up comedian who shows, um, how ship been? It's been cool? Um?
I think for the we're still riding on the high
of everybody being let out of the house, um, from
(02:32):
the pandemic that was raging so heavily. So we're still
in that bubble of audiences being so glad to be
out of the house that they're showing the comedian is
a lot more patients. It's just like we're having a
good time just because we're finally able to go out.
So fucking take your time up there. So it's it's
been cool to watch, man, It's been a lot of fun.
(02:56):
I went, um, you all tell me if I handled
this right with an employee because I'm trying to I'm
trying to be considerate of the fact that you were
understaffed and that you have to do a job correctly,
and that it is hard to do the job correctly
because you are understaffed. But there's still certain ship that
(03:18):
I just don't know if I can let slide. Mama
needs to refrigerator my mom's fridge. First off, I didn't
know a fridge could last fifteen years. I thought a
fridge was like a eight nine years. But you can
tell I'm talking like a nigg that's just been an
apartments his whole life, very four years. I'm somewhere with
a new fridge, so I don't know shit about fridge lifespan.
(03:42):
And my mom's fridge sound like it needs a transmission,
a muffal up. It's working, but it's not like a
car about to stall. My mama fridge like a nigg
in the action movie holding on the shot. Stay with me, John,
(04:06):
Stay with that's my mama fridge all night. I go,
I can't take this ship. I can't take the ship.
We gotta go get your fridge. So we go to
a spot where she had already been scouting some fridges,
and there's a lady and she's she's she's a kind
sales associate, but she's busy. So because she's busy and
(04:28):
she's juggling multiple people on the floor, my mom is
indecisive and asking. My mom is one of them. I'm
gonna ask you for the questions about every item, but
that's I have a right as a customer background as well. Yeah,
so my mama is one of them people. She's asking
cubics ship that don't matter, but I just want to know.
(04:48):
So tell me does this cool and draw? Does the
crisp and draw also turned into a freezer draw? Okay,
well what the height on this one? As it related
to what is there a difference between Matt Black and
stainless steel black? Can I see a Matt Black fridge
so I can compare it to So, because we're younger,
we're very much fucking this is what I want to
(05:10):
bring it up. But my mom was one of those
more thorough customers. And the lady says some slick ship. Oh,
and you know my mom was looking. She goes, well,
this is the Matt Black and this is the such
and such black, And my mom goes, well, does this
come and the glossy black? The lady goes, well, not
(05:32):
at the price range you requested. Now, the way she
said it sounded like nicky, you told me you was broke.
What you're asking for was rich nigga coas and just
just on a dime. I just turned to the lady
and I just go find us the color. We'll worry
about the price, like your face, bitch. But you clearly
(05:59):
don't know my name and so, and this is where
I want you to tell me whether I was wrong.
So I look across the sales floor and I see
my dog from high school and shout out to my dog.
He come over, dap us up. He's kind undivided attention.
M hm. So I gave him the fucking sell Now
my mom, but hango, My mom had come in the
(06:22):
store two times before and worked with this woman, walked
around the store. But this woman done laps. Asked this
woman ninety questions she could have googled, and that lady
answered every fucking question. But there was just something about
the way she said what she said, like you almost
had the deal, You almost had to sell, motherfucker. You
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almost had it, and then you said some sideways at
the very end, and I had am I wrong forgiving
the sale to my partner? I would to go to
another store. I wanted to go to another store, but
that wasn't an option because my mom had been everywhere.
So we were in the only store in to see
you that had what the fun she wanted in the color,
(07:03):
in the style that was also in stock that you
don't have to wait four months on for COVID because
every ship is doing you turns in the ocean because
of the points. So we had no choice but to
buy it. But I don't know, it's like, like a
week later, I'm like, yeah, maybe that white lady didn't
mean it like that wasn't I mean, she probably didn't,
(07:25):
But it's still not wrong for having that reaction. I mean,
it's not that big a deal. It wasn't Its tense,
but it's not really personal or it's not like an attack.
That's a natural response. And if your boy helped, if
your boy was the one who sat down through the
end of the deal, he came in. Now I feel
(07:49):
like if he came in, it was nice. There's nothing
wrong with that. But I mean, ultimately, you know, we
all are Southern. Let's just be point blank about it.
And you all know I've seen my mother go to
stories and be courted by this weird white lady at
the stow. My mom and be talking about we need
to go see Carol at the stuff because she and
my mom and mama like your momam gonna go back
to a store two and three weeks to buy a
god dogo uh washing machine or whenever she has to
(08:12):
do that. It's like three week process. I don't understand it.
Go pick out the damn thing and come out. But
if I'm there and I and I sent some bullshit
and I'm gonna step up and you know, get it done.
But that that situation, now, I don't think you're the
damn thing round personally, but you know, I don't know.
But but that's that's it brought a question when it
comes to customer service, do you feel a sense of
(08:33):
loyalty to the person that you've established for poor with
and then give the sale to someone else? You know?
Because I feel like if she wanted the money, she
wouldn't have let Buddy scoop in like that. Yeah, and
she wouldn't have been such a dick up top my
mom wasn't even My mom didn't think twice about what
the lady said. But you know my mom is built different.
You know, you know, casual racism roll off them, O
(08:56):
G S. Yeah, they ain't. They didn't care about that.
Like if you ain't got a German shepherd in your hand,
ain't even looking at you, They don't care. But for me,
I was like, now I don't even like the way
you frame that statement. So you don't get the fucking sale.
Because it's called the microaggression. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
(09:17):
I feel like, if this lady really wanted did she
react when when your man came in? That's another question.
Did she react weird when your man came over the
sailor did she just kind of walked away? No? I
told her find and find, I said, forgett price, find
the color. She found the color and then ducked off
to go help somebody else because you know, the store
(09:38):
was popping. And then Jay came over, and I guess
she saw it with Jay, and just Deva came back over.
She was like, then okay, because see that wouldn't have
happened at foot Locker. Foot Locker, them is a fight them.
Employees will fight each other in front of you helping you.
I'm helping you. I don't talk to nobody else. I'm
(10:00):
going to get your shoes. Sit right there. I'd be
right back in the bag. And they're screaming the back Yo. Yo,
you saw I was working with. Yo. Hate when you
do that? Ship? Son? Who are you doing? That? Woman
showed you who she was and that's why she didn't
get that same. It was just that simple. And it's yeah, yeah,
(10:24):
I mean, as long as she didn't lose her job
or nothing. I mean, no harm, no foul, whether you're
right or wrong, whether she was right or wrong. Y'all
got the fridge. Like I said, she didn't lose her
job and no ship and everything cool and complaining about
what I got to say. All after building this report
with your mom. It's not like they became fucking friends
like she got to see her no more. That's free
(10:46):
to go out of another fifteen years and that latery
ain't moved up. You know it won't come up again.
It's time now, real quick, very quick. Cody's most outstanding
Employee the week. Quick update, Rod and Ralph, You're gonna
love slash hate this as you recall our CMO from
(11:09):
a couple of weeks ago, the crying CEO who got
online and cried about having to fire his people. He
wanted to show people that he was a human and
that CEOs are not heartless robots who do not care
about the well being of the people that they let
go you because they make their girlfriend do half of it.
Go ahead, Yes it was two people, and yes his
(11:30):
girlfriend fired the other person. He didn't even fire both people.
I understand the worker, one of the workers that was
fired online by the marketing firm ceo, has had his
inbox swamp with job offers and he is going to
land somewhere on his feet. The guy that was fired,
one of the people that was fired by the crying
(11:51):
as CEO, has already found employment somewhere else. It feel good,
Feel good. Shout out to that company that extended that
one space open to hire that one guy. I'm sorry,
go ahead, really, y'all gonna shoot on this to somebody's
helping the dude person hired them. They should have had employment, unemployment.
(12:17):
It all makes sense that I'm with you, go ahead.
Don't have an account afford once you got fired, And
this is why I bring this up because this is
for YouTube. Motherfucker's. The crying CEO refuses to delete the post, saying, quote,
I am getting countless messages from other business owners saying
that they love this. They've been there and they're right
(12:39):
there with me, and a lot of good has come
from this post. I know it isn't professional to tell
my employees that I love them, but from the bottom
of my heart, I hope they know how much I
really do love them, and I'm happy that something good
has come from all of this. Keeping up the facade.
Of course he is. This is what he wanted. He
(13:02):
wanted the attention. He wanted attention, and that's why he
made that crime his video. And oh how how much
of a coincidence has it that that video has garnered
responses from people who have been fired. And I was
fired in the heartless manner and what you did is commendable.
I'm so sorry. I went and shot up my old
(13:24):
place of employment after seeing this message. Fuck that bitch,
ass nigger and fuck them fake messages. It's like when
public figures like go off the record where they prepare
remarks and they put the paper down, like you know
what I'm gonna tell this story from the heart, and
the paper be fucking blanks, all bullshit. Nothing makes me
(13:45):
happier to see white guys bond together over doing something
very white guy to man, it sucks firing people. You
fired a person, I fired a person. To brother, let's
be friends out of here this dude. Now it's hashtag
not all see years and ship. Now you gotta feel
sorry for the CEO and that ship. I don't feel
(14:05):
bad at all. And I screwed to other people that
he's bonding with over firing people. I don't like that ship.
And he's so whatever. It's so tough on us, dude,
and ways it's way tougher on us that it is.
Then when you think about it, we keep our jobs.
We're firing people and sun so tough. It's difficult her
survivor's remorse only here this ship. I never thought you
(14:27):
would have such a little compassion after showing so much
compassion for Brittney Grinder. You're really pivoted. Hereto at all costs,
but you are even play that ship. That's sisters, bro.
You know Brittney Grinder. I mean when they sent you
over there, I'll gladly watch your child away for him
to come back. But I support whatever efforts they got
(14:48):
to do to get you know what I'm saying, get
that sister at home. I'm all about that. But it's
crying after some paperwork together. If you're taking your butt
to Russia, it's cold over that. I'm not going to
the Russia. You mention expression, because I ain't going to Russia.
I don't even know what y'all even bring that up.
I don't need Eastern Europe as a whole, even countries
(15:10):
that used to be Russia now run. I stand with Ukraine,
but I ain't visiting yet. Shot the same reason I
don't go back to the hood in Birmingham Worsen first
(15:36):
term j G. Who do we have on the phone?
We welcome abbot listener of the podcast, Connor to the show.
At the tender age, yes, Harkore okay, at the tender
age of Connor has held more than ten different jobs,
(15:58):
from potato planner to delivery driver. Today, Connor, we'll be
talking to you really about one of the worst jobs
as a shift welder in Vermont, Hellikan, Connor, I know
that hold up your hands, you see got all your
(16:19):
fingers from that. I did get carpal tunnel. Though I
did get some carpet tunnel. I knew it. I knew it.
That is not an easy job. Oh no, not not
at all. I had just taken an adult class. I
just got my certification and everything I could do. Everything
I could weld upside down, I could weld iluminum, I
(16:40):
can weld stainless steel. And uh I was moving up
to Plattsburgh, New York, where my girlfriend was going to
school at the time, and uh I was just looking
for jobs, you know, And I said, hey, we're still together. Actually, okay, okay, okay, nice.
Wait a minute, how long have you been to We've
been together for about four years. We met in a
(17:03):
community college. And why haven't Justice girl to marry you?
He has he has two more years Jacqueline before because
good answer your bid? Why are you wasting her time?
I'm not, I'm not at all. Let's go. Let's go.
(17:27):
She's getting her master's degree and then I'll prop the
fuck Connor, because you ain't gotta hurry nothing. Kind of
stick to the plan, bro. You stick to the plan
like once you get like I thought Weldon was like
getting the CDL like, once you get that you were
made man, you're a guy, like you're supposed to be
(17:48):
getting at least twenty five an hour, thirty an hour.
It doesn't care about people who make things anymore. So
that's that's the reason it's not that great anymore. It's
hard to right because a lot of the times they
want you to have experience, and it's like, well, I
just got my certification. I really only have a hundred
hours of experience. So I took the first job I got,
(18:11):
which was through a temp agency. Uh, they I applied
one day, they called me the same day, and then
the next day I had a phone interview, and then
after that I actually moved up to Plattsburgh. And then
the day after I moved up, I tripped on over
to Vermont and I had my interview and they hired
me on the spot. And uh, they hired me as
(18:32):
a welder helper. Okay, so what's the difference between those two.
The welder is the one handling the hot torch basically
the held right there. Basically they're like they're like, hey,
can you go grind this for me? And they're like,
can you go get me some more tungsten? Like I'm
out of gas, Give me some more gas. But I
(18:52):
actually did a lot of welding there. A lot of
the other welder helpers they had no welding experience at all.
It I was actually able to do a lot of
the welding. I was making a air ducts, so I
was making air ducks for pharmaceutical companies. They ranged from
a hundred and twenty inches the six inches, and uh,
(19:14):
it was all stainless steel, so you really have to
be precise on what you're doing. But that's besides the point.
I'm working there. And uh, first of all, it was
about an hour commute from where I was living, and uh,
I had to wake up at three o'clock in the
morning to hop on a ferry at four to take
a twenty minute ferry ride and then get to work
(19:38):
by five. I'd usually get there at the skin of
my teeth. I don't know why I took that job,
probably because it was the first job, you know, was
the first job that they offered you, and I was
super excited to use my new scales, so I jumped
on it. And uh, after like the first two weeks,
I didn't get my paycheck because something was happening on
(20:00):
the I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you. After the
first two weeks, I'm laughing at I'm sorry I didn't
get paid. So the temp agency, so we'll help you
out right, We'll toss you a bone, We'll give you
some money. They gave me a a fifty dollar key
(20:22):
Bank gift card, which was enough for me to buy
the ferry to get home and put gas in my car. So,
oh yeah, you got like like a timp service. Yeah,
(20:42):
we got shot out of cooks and waiters can get
you know. I stuck it out for about about three
months until I got fired because I would I would
sleep straight through my alarm and I would miss the
fairy and just besides the point I got fired, and
(21:04):
then the temp agency that like we're going first page check?
I got it after how long? How long till you
got paid? For real? Halfway through my third week? Your
entire ship should have been going to work on time
and sitting in the manager's office until you're supposed to
(21:25):
get off. Was that something happened on the bank and
because I was an out of state employee, that like
got mixed up. It was bullshit. You were young, you
were young. I was two. You got to go to
Keepsie Chicken Keepsie. Yeah, you should have called a parent
(21:51):
or something kind of you are a friend of the show,
officially clocking you're welcome. Well, thank you, thank you so
much for calling in. Of course, shoot, nothing but the
best up there in upstate New York. And don't let
Jacqueline bully your ass in to marry somebody and you
don't want to marry him. Go back and listen to
the numerous Rod's relationship that we listen to him straight,
(22:16):
Jack Wild have been engaged nine times, she got one
husband she ever had. Don't listen to her. Thank you
for calling the job for brother, Thank you, Thank you
so much. Have a great day. Always fucking for people.
Gona loves her. You can see it in his space.
(22:38):
What's love got to do with it? Job fair and
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show over now to your friend, my friend. Um. He
(24:04):
is a rackling tour He is an owner of a
snake skin robe. He is the inventor of the emotional
support Kalua, and of course, the author of the New
York Times bestseller She's Pregnant with your baby but about
to marry him? Ways to avoid child support payment, good
(24:34):
bestselling author. You can call him crazy, but you can't
call him a lot. Mama calls him narato. We call
him right for short ride. Welcome back this week, brother man? Uh,
did you get the licking the armpits during this week
of research that we all challenged one of them. You
know what I did. I did a full test um.
(24:58):
They got three women I got. I got one to
use no deoldorant. I got another one to you dederant brilliant,
and I got one to use the powder based solid
white block deolderant. And I can't tell you that the
(25:21):
order of best to words. He has one no deodor
at all to the jail based deodorant leaves your top powdery.
But it's not a thick film number three causing full
blown cod mouth. It's absolutely the solid white block of deodorant.
(25:42):
Did it have aluminum? Minute? But did you get an
illuminum free that? That is a perfect question. The natural
it didn't have any illuminium in it. It was made
with like thees wags and horse hair or some old
always find. The aluminium was a little it was a
little metallic to the taste was yeah, I like putting
the battery on your time. Yeah it was weird, you
know what I'm saying. But when you went for the
(26:04):
whole like you know, natural thing, I found it to
be a better experience. We're scientists, I'm happily married. You're
not allowed in my kitchen. Ever. Roy's job fair dot
Com is our website. You can talk to us social
and there's ways to submit to be a part of
the program. If you've ever had your armpit lick, we
want to hear from you and rack you up from relationship.
(26:27):
Yes we do, Yes we do. This topic is not
going away clearly, so I don't know how we're connected
to employment. We have a few weeks to figure that out.
She might be looking for a man that's employment. I
was gonna say double points. If you're in the military
and you got your arm arm licks. If you're a
military overseving, you're getting your own prims. LI hit us up.
(26:48):
Let us know spouses, spouses and both, because we've got
in trouble for that already, getting your armpit licked on
the crack. Let us know. We want to hear from
your Roy's job fair dot com. Uh. We bring Rod
on this program to give you topics break the ice
school coworks of the opposite race. He is a black people,
white people ologists rode um. Let's go ahead and get
(27:09):
this party started today. Well the news for your black
co workers. There has been movement on the front of
getting Brittney Grinder released from the Russian prison and that
is America's Winston Churchill one. Dennis Rodman has stated that
he is going to Russia on a diplomatic mission to
(27:33):
negotiate the release of Brittney Grinder, possibly another prisoner swap,
as he did back when he developed a relationship with
Kim Jong un, leader of North Korea at the hip
Free baby, that's what you want, Let's let's talk, he put,
let's talk Turkey, or let's talk. I'm talking. We're talking
over to stop that said Trumper's voice is super That's
(28:05):
a tricky situation, man, the whole Brittney Grinding thing. And like,
on the one hand, I go, all right, the State
Department is trying to get involved, but Rodman is probably
a better negotiator. Home Robin convinced Michael Jordan's letting him
on his team. He can get a motherfucker at least
(28:27):
from prison in Russia. I don't know. I wish that
the Brittany Grind situation, as much as it needs attention,
how much we'll never know how much more it would
have benefited from being moved in silence, and like how
would that have affected things? Because now Russia knows if
there's a movement now Russia knows that we want to
bring her home, well, then the price of the dope
(28:49):
goes up absolutely because they want I don't know what
it'd rhynd to find him real quick for us, but
it was like some super Russian then when the Lord
of War, if you've seen Nicolas Cage this movie Lord
of War, it is based on Jury or Law and
your that's not his name, that's not his real name.
In the movie was Jury or Law that this guy
(29:12):
was like he's a bad dude, like he was traded,
and it doesn't seem like he was a bad guy
when he watched the movie. He just seemed like a
guy that got caught up and selling a couple of
guns and made a bunch of people very upset. But
they want the Lord of War for Britney Grinder, And
as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't balance out, Like
it's not fair, it's not right. They shouldn't have that
young lady life in the balance versus this dude who
(29:33):
was literally dealing dood She had an empty weed pen,
an empty weed pain. Yeah. I will never support keeping
an innocent person in and exchanged for punishing a guilty person.
That's the literal structure the American justice system. But I
mean war isn't fair. And also hostage negotiation isn't fair
(29:57):
because they can say they sentenced her. But this is
hostage situation no matter what they call it. If it
costs her arms deal or fine, if it costs eight
nine arms, deal is fine on the back, start back
another ward. That's what y'all like doing. It is making
a three team trade. Man, send some expiring sentences down
the lithuan Is and get this trade done. Yeah. I
(30:19):
don't understand why that's such a terrible analogy. That's so perfect.
But you can get them later with drones, make the
exchange and then hit the bad guys later with you.
You never see don Jacqueline. So Dennis Rodman going over
(30:43):
there to try and free Brittany grind are good for
against Roman. I hope he is successful. I would love
to have audio of those conversations. Well, we need to
do get it done, pot making that thing what you want,
what you want, and getting I know, Michael Jordan. You
(31:03):
don't bring Michael Jordan into this. I don't know if
he got the same juice in Russia. He doesn't know Korea.
Kim John Golone loves basketball, specifically the nine, the Bull,
the Jordan era Bulls. So we need to figure out
who Prutent's favorite athlete is in America. And that's about
what we need to send because you know what, what
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are prutin like the Knicks getting garter? But I like
how this community, this sports community is rallying for her.
I like that, and I like how they're also using
their celebrity, their status, their connections in front of the
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cameras and behind the cameras to get something done. Because
black women we don't usually get that kind of favor.
We just don't. And Jacqueline women Jack later, you suggesting
that one should use this so that ready to do
such a wonderful thing. Are you suggesting that you're sending
roy over to get Britney grinding? No, I ain't sending
Royal over the break. You ain't gonna get that, Ambassador America.
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They asked you to go ahead, get Brittney ground with
the night. What would you do if Dennis Rodman called me,
I gotta answer that call. You come over love the
Dealer show, big thing. But are you going if he
asked you to get on the plane. Pool mused to
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listen to your prink colees back in What if you
mano knowing that trip is like dontor Sigma Z boy
Cold you do really funny. I would, of course you
have to go. I would be nervous. Ship man. Now
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there's a guarantee you're coming back, because once you're in there,
guarantee I'm not coming to I mean, once you're there,
you're there. They're gonna find one of my candidates. Biggest
thing that come to get a history of Russia, says
Yea all the time. Oh man, you're gonna love this one.
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At a recent Oakland A's versus the Seattle Marinders game
in the Oakland A's stadium Ring Central Coliseum, a video
hit the Internet of a couple of fans in the
upper deck and joined themselves a little too much with
a woman performing oral sex on her man friend during
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the game. This is actually more This is actually more
common than you think. But keep going, you said. As
as as the resident baseball fan on the show Roy
Fair File, it's the as terrible, So you said, if
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if the team's terrible, it's okay to have sex in
their stadium. Right here we go. Thank you down South,
George girl. The American League West standings as if right now,
the Oakland A's are thirty two games out of first place. Motherfucker,
it's almost the end of the season. You can. First off,
I need to see the video. Well, I need to
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see a screenshots to see where the stadium they are.
They're up in the corner of the upper day. Yeah,
the stadium has made the whole sixty people. There's never
more than eight thousand people and round to give me
the A's average tendencies. Yep. There's a lot of nothingness
going on in this episode, and I'm here for it.
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I'm not trying to look. I'm just looking at the
numbers right here, ride and they're thirty something games out
of first place. That is not indicative of a team
that requires your undivided attention. I don't suck me up
real quick between in it. I don't think if it's
like that'd be doing it. And it's that bad. I mean,
nobody looking, I guess is that the idea? But why
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are you going to this stuff if that's what you
want to do? So it's exciting? Little public sex ain't
never heard nobody. My question is is this extent to
the rest of the Major League? Like how bad does
the team need to be? I'd read rule in baseball
right like once your team falls under five hundred, you
should is just open. Like, yeah, I'm saying like, I
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do think it's unfortunate that they were put on camera.
I don't like the fact that their privacy was invaded.
I don't think I don't think to be invaded. And
you have a sixty thousand and seating arena, Yeah, you
kind of give up the privacy rules. Bro. No, if
I'm deliberately sitting in the upper deck and foul territory
in the far corner, that is my desire to be
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away from all of the other nine thousand motherfucker's. So
that's inherently that is me seeking privacy. How dare the
cameraman pointing his camera at this couple? Well, obviously because
you said the baseball team is terrible, so they had
to find something else awhere, So we add them to
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the list. Everybody on the physical grounds of the stadium
is allowed to have sex if the team is terrible,
including the Yeah, let's see um right here on YouTube.
If you just google people having sex and stadium. The
first video. The first video is fifteen most infamous cases
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of fans getting caught in the act. This is more
regular than you would think. The trick is to do
it in stadiums in an upper deck that hasn't overhang,
so you're out of the line of side of most cameras,
and that it's kind of an obstructive view, so only
the people in that immediate area could see you trying
to have sex. You essentially at that point have to
just use movie theater sex protocols if you're gonna trying
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to pull it off. An industry jackline. That's what we
call a pro tip pro tip back. I would I
would never have sex in the stadium. Federal probation change
to me. There's just certain things. The podcast is Uncle
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Rod Story Corner and you can get that wherever you
get this fine podcast Rod. As always, we thank you, sir.
You're welcome to stay on here for a second um
jump into the Scam of the week. No guests this
week for scam, which is a quick little chit chat here.
So in Texas, the elementary school shooting that happened earlier
(37:45):
this year, Your Valudi Texas they have finally fired the
police chief after months of criticism, as we all know,
and that the body camp footage just starting and starting
to leak out. Yeah, well, officers are just chilling in
the fucking hallway for your damn hour while the shooter
(38:05):
is barricaded inside. And so everybody has been criticizing the
police chief and like, yo, what the fun is your
officers doing? Why were they out there? And the police
chief everybody passed into blame. It was seventy seven minute
delay in confronting the coming and the police chief is, well,
the officers did what they were supposed to do when Yeah,
(38:26):
I remember he famously said he wasn't in charge that
day and he showed up to the scene and did
not have a radio on. Is it enough when ship
goes south? And I'm just using that as an entry
point to this conversation, but is it enough when ship
goes south to only fire the leader? No? No, not
(38:47):
just in the school shooting instance. Let's let's let's remove Okay,
you give what I'm saying. Okay, I feel like it
is a performative termination that does not bring about real change.
And this is a ship that happens all the time.
Anytime a company sucks up or somebody does something wrong,
they change the CEO and then go, look we're better now.
And it's like, no, you ain't, bitch, like you're trying
(39:09):
to trick people with this fucking stupid pr dance because like, meanwhile,
you got what was that police department we was talking
about a couple of weeks, one nigga joke and the
yeah and it won't even know victims, no dead bodies. Hilarious.
(39:35):
You ain't ride now. I've been holding onto for at
least three weeks. You're not gonna repeat. You have to
do it. You gotta google that joke. That's a terrible
joke to me. That's changed. That's real cleansing us. You
have to fire everybody who makes a conscious decision to
go along with the bullshit, because that was the Nazis excuse.
(39:57):
I was just following orders, and nobody wants to hear
that ship. That's the reason they still pursuing Every low
level security guard at a damn death camp from World
War wanted to. They pursued them niggas Nanny eight and
getting arrested for the first time they owned them pulling
up on him in Argentina, motherfucking Argentina nursing home, and
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they're like, yeah, we need to put these cups on
real quick and and and follow me. It's about that.
So sac is what we get. I'm with you in
the fact that I want the CEO, and then I
want her or his generals as well. Who's ever over
(40:40):
or below you right there? I want him. I wanted
all the command That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. It just it really feels like there is
this deliberate all we fired to the chief. Well, you
gonna get a new chief fan with a whole bunch
of officers that aren't gonna listen or respect him, or
he's going to fall into that culture that's there. And
(41:04):
you know, I really feel like if you're seriously, which
is why when new leaders come in they're supposed to
be able to pick their own lieutenants. Yeah, but then
you know the United States, and you know, let's say
before we aren't necessarily talking politics, but you've seen a
number of states where the legislature and the House get
to get together and decided that they don't like the
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governor and basically strip away all the power of the governor,
so that the governor is really just a figurehead. We
saw in Texas, saw in Virginia, Missouri. There's a couple
of places where they just literally were like, well, you
know what, we don't put you there, but we don't
like you and we don't like your politics. That's that's
kind of what we do here. I don't like it.
It sucks, but you know, we always got to have somebody,
(41:48):
some individual to blame and that and that's kind of
what it boils down to most of the time. I
guess that also happens when you're talking about a volleyball team,
because one minute they hire where I'm very mad about that.
That's poor leadership. It happened so much to black women
(42:08):
in particular. That's the only space I can speak for
and in this particular time right now, because that's a
black woman. We're brought in where interviewed, where we like
your style. Please come clean this up for us, make
this better. And then when you get there and you
start doing those things, well, you're moving us too fast. No,
(42:31):
that's what you hired before, That's what you asked me
to come in to do. That's what I'm doing now.
You reneed, You're like a bad spade partner. How do
you fix that? J G? Do you fire the athlete
with the Grammlin situation? Do you fire the athletic director
or do you also fire the A D. Do you
fire the president I'm sure had a hand in this
(42:51):
ship too? What about the alumni association? Like there are
all of these other people that had influence on what
the funk went down? So I don't know. I feel
like if they I feel like they should have given
the culture season period. I don't know if that's a
whole different part of it. The president and the athletic director.
I tell you this, if you're on the opposite side
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of that and you're walking through that door and they
want you to be, as they call a change agent,
make sure there is a clause in your contract that says,
if you let me go for whatever reasons prior to
however long you want me to be here, you pay
me x amount of dollars. If they want you bad enough,
they'll say yes, and then you walk away with however
(43:36):
much money. That is when they decide to change their
minds and you can sit at home for a while,
but you've gotta be savvy with that contract negotiations. We
got a good brother we got to talk to from
Detroit that pretty much better at all on our motherfucking
card game that he's created. That actually I think it's
actually pretty fun. Uh invention. John Fair would be right back,
(44:08):
Job Fair now, j G. Do you remember um Man
Week because we call it. You know it was a
man who you're talking about when you kept sounding like
the Deluse commercial you want to be a gut damn man,
you gotta drink your own urine? Who was a man?
(44:31):
Why so man? In that Manhod episode? We went and um,
we spoke with the homie David, you know, with the
men's wear spot up in Detroit. And just as it happened,
a couple of weeks later, I was in the d
to do some other ship and I had a couple
of minutes and I go, fuck it, let me go
and swing by the suit spot. How let my fucking
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day meet one of the job motherfuckers. So I'm in
the parking lot, this nigga come up, but and um,
it's Detroit. Some of my head's on the swivel, and
I don't give a funk if I'm outside of eight
mile I don't care. I just as a west Berminhamm
and you know my orgin, keep my head on the swivel,
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and I watch anybody who's walking like on something. This
is ship, they taught us at the Daily Show and
Threat Assessment. Watched the trajectory of the direction that someone
was walking, and the wager's brother was walking the suit store.
Is that way? We are both parked for the suit store?
So why is your direction diagonal? Your direction should be
(45:39):
pendicularly towards the door, because I'm walking perpendicular. He's walking diagonal.
And I'm thinking, okay, well maybe he's gonna go over
there in the auto zone. But if he was gonna
going auto zone, why this nick ain't park in front
of the auto zone. Why are you working front of
the suit store? Like this is all the ship going
through my mind. Then he goes in his pocket and
I'm like oh, and he pulls out a deck of
(46:01):
cards to a smile, And this motherfucker shook my hand
and I'm honored to have this motherfucking hustler. And I
want to talk about his pivot into what he's doing today,
because he broke it down for me in the parking
lot but you know, Jason, I was pressed for time.
I ain't get a chance to really hilllight this brother
the right way. But I told him, when I have time,
we would put him on the show. Let this be evidence.
I am a man of my motherfucking word. J G.
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Who's on the lacke. We're welcome Dorian Newberry. He is
the owner and operator of Ryan Records. Dorian's company specializes
in providing fun social interactions for friends, families, and strangers
through games and apps. Welcome Dorian, Hello, and welcome and
(46:49):
welcome and welcome. Thank you so much for having me.
Uh good brother, thank you for keeping your words. And hey,
what I what? I what? I pulled up trading me
through Yeah, no, nothing is up. I am going in
the store where they're witnesses. So you murder me. You
(47:13):
got to murder That's how I am. J G. Hey,
you got to murder all of us. Meanwhile, the people
in the suit store, like mother, you need to take
your hairs outside and get your brother. They're pulling down
the screen and ship like a good luck Roy, good
luck to Detroit. Yet we can close. Yeah. So what
he was breaking down to me, j G was a
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music trivia game that centered on a lot of R
and B and hip hop and blues and soul and
music that is of our culture. And you know the
thing when you play board games and card games, in trivia,
pursuit and ship like that, there's a couple of questions
for us, but they don't really get deep, deep into
the weeds. So when you have people who understand that
(47:57):
need and provide that, I think it's a I think
it to worthwhile endeavor. But at its core, this is
still entrepreneurship. It is still rolling the dice on yourself.
First breakdown what what the triggered game is, and then
I won't get a little bit of backstory and why
you decided to bet on yourself with this. Brother. Absolutely, So,
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first of all, triggered, it's called Triggered Music Trivia Collection.
And the idea of trigger is for me to trigger you.
So the idea is that you want to be triggered.
I think that every artist has a triggered word, right.
There are certain things that are gonna make you think
(48:40):
of an artist, and that's what we're doing here, and
it becomes a lot of fun. So, M like if
I said my prerogative right exactly exactly. So how about
if we use uh yeah, will say moonwall. Because so
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what I do is is put this these triggers and
sort of a paragraph formulated words of sentence that um
flows pretty well. And if you don't recognize it or
pick it up, or if you're not triggered, you're gonna
just go by it. But it's cool to see what
grabs you and what resonates in you, and when it
(49:20):
triggers you, you're like, that's it and it feels good. So, um,
I don't know what you want to try one just
to give an example, Yeah, yeah, give us, give us
an example real quick at this because this is a
fun game. And I know this is a fun game
because when he was breaking it down to me in
the parking like j G, I was like, oh yeah,
folks get drunk, they'll fight during the BARBETI I want
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everybody to hold the answer because this is gonna be
too easy. Okay, you're ready. So the category is R
and B. Okay. Remember you want to think about the triggers,
and you want to think of an artist. My job
is to try to trigger you into an artist. So
thinking nineties two thousand, R and B Okay, category is
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www dot you are my number one, my superstar. We've
told all our confessions and I know the truth hurts.
I was caught up, but you will always be my boom.
But should I let it burn dot Com? Yes? Yes,
(50:24):
good job. Five. Five. If we were drunking playing this
at the family reunion, is this a buzzing game? Do
I jump in? Whoever knows it first? Do they? So
there's two ways of playing. Now, there's a team way
where we just have uh, you know, so many people
on this team, so many people on this team, and
then the person holding the mic is going to try
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to read off as many as those as you can
and get those many as you can write and ninety.
So this is a great game and it's simple as quick.
It's easy. Either you know music or you don't like
that's I'm thinking, Robin Dames. Okay, that's a fair guess.
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That's a fair guess. What WY didn't do? Crack that's
for broke people. What are you talking about? I'm with it,
crack Ship, go ahead that I want a hard one.
I want to Harvard, I want something different. Yeah, hit
hit one with because then I after that, I got
some questions about your background and how you came to
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this place, because coming up with games is not an
easy thing, not at all. R and B All right,
I love R and B. You're ready, that's right? Was
it worth it? Last night? I told you not to
go out. Now you're saying we can work it out,
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just let it go. I remember when Heaven sent you
and I was scared of losing you. Now I found
someone that's perfect. I should have let you go a
long time ago. Oh oh, there's some good lyrics I get.
I would say that could be Frankie Beverly and Mays
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before I let you go. Okay, so now we're thinking nineties,
two doums. You got to come up, come up just
a little. Oh, you said, R and B. I got
I have nothing? How about exactly? Yeah? Last night last
night with the Diddy last night, and yeah, and then
(52:31):
you got I should have cheated. I should have cheated. Yeah.
Kesha Cole represents the angry black women music I wasn't
listening to when I was single at that time. But
I dig that, I dig that, I dig that though
I dig it, though I got you is a is
an all star in my book for sure. All day
I ain't mad at it. I ain't mad at her.
So Dorian walk us a little bit to the time
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before you got to this place, um with this trigger game,
like what were you doing and what was that? Because
I imagine with your company, this isn't the first product
or apple game you've tried to come up with. But
what what drove you down that road to this place
to go in? This is the thing that I know
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I'm good at, and this is the thing that I'm
going to invest my time and money into. So there's
there's a few things, right. The first thing is I
have a passion for business, and I wanted to create
a passive income. I knew I wanted to make something
that I would have that I didn't have to be
there for it to work. I've been dressing up as
a businessman on Halloween since the third grade, right, so
(53:35):
I've always just had a passion for that. Secondly, I
just wanted to combine the things that I was passionate
about and and that came to be the social engagement
aspect of it. I love interacting with people, I love
meeting new people. Um, It's it's just a passion of mine.
Music in a pastime to share. Um, I think at
this time it was it was it was more before
(53:58):
it was at a time where you know, I get
with my buddies and I turned something and I said,
you don't know about that. You don't know about this,
you know what I mean? And that's just kind of
what it came to. And so, um, this actually came
as a breakup letter, the one that I just read
you with the the Confessions album, that that came up
(54:19):
as a breakup letter, right, So I know it was
a unique way to say it. But I'm wait a minute,
you broke up with a girl with a little my bush.
Really great things came living Breeze to say you are
from Detroit bred Oh grace, I give a healthy earl.
(54:41):
Good god, abody good night. Did she catch immediately? Absolutely?
So The Confessions was like our album, Like we had
connections to every one of those songs, you know what
I mean that that it told our story. Every one
of those songs told our store jacked up anyway exactly?
(55:03):
Should we let it go? Exactly? So a bad relationship
led you to the next day after you broke up,
and you're like, ship, you know what I need to do?
The whole that could call and just let people get
something people over and I read it and he was like, oh,
and then I started doing it for everybody nineties two eighties,
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So women, you started helping other brothers in Detroit break
up with short You're amazing. If we didn't have a CMO, Roy,
damn it. I named him CMO right now. If we
didn't have one already, I can't think with Morris outside.
For all the brothers that you help home, you get
love from me. Thank you so much, all of the
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ways and to creative pivot for yourself to start a business.
This is by far the most unique. And I will
say on some limits to Lemonade ship, I have to
congratulate you, coach, like that's that's real ship, but also
just a little cold, but like just say you don't
like the girl. Why are you sitting there? Listen baby,
although we've gone to the end of the road, I
can't let go now now. Will really be funny is
(56:20):
if is if fucking you read one of them lyrics
to a woman and then she countered with her own lists.
She put out that some of that Jaguar right, I'll
bust the windows. I've come way too far Hello, calm,
read it off an index card too. What are the
(56:41):
what are the hurdles in your business story? And we'll
get you out of here on this, but you know,
what are the things that you've had to overcome and
deal with? You know, and just the research and the
creative of trying to work shot bad ideas speak a
little bit too. The emotional divots that you've had to
push your way through and how you were able to
push your way through this is good. I gotta say
(57:01):
that first and foremost, Um, when I was going through
this process again, I was just connected with with with
with God man. I was making a lot of sacrifices.
You know, a lot of this funding was coming out
of my pocket. So it was a moment in time
where I was only eating maybe a cheeseburger a day.
I'm making mistakes with my own money. That that that
was the first deal, right, is that you have to
you have to make those mistakes. Um. But really getting
(57:27):
getting work done, getting people to do things that I
couldn't do, has probably been the most difficult for me,
um in terms of slowing down the process. Knowing what
I want, knowing what I have, knowing what the deadline is,
and then hiring contracting someone and then those people not
completing the work. Uh, that that there is something to
(57:53):
deal with show, you know, because you've got to count
on people to be able to act. I can't do
all the Colden, I can't do it all, you know
what I mean? Dorrian? How am I supposed to know
when I'm getting getting hustled by graphic designers and web
designers and coders and developers and all of that stuff.
Because that world is something we just don't know anything about.
(58:14):
So it's hard. It's not like plumber where I go, motherfucker,
you ain't a good plumber. There's still water on the floor.
So how do you give? Just give give our listeners
some tips on ways that they can kind of gauge
because at this point you clearly have found people who
do the job. So what was the biggest difference between
the folks that were slacking and lazy and the ones
(58:35):
that actually, you know, get the work for you? You know,
the only thing you can do is try to be
um is trying to try to try to network, not
always network up, but try to cross network and find
other people that are passionate and growing in that area
that are typically business owners so that they're attached to it.
So is musicals a category? And also how much is
(58:58):
this game? So musicals the self has not become a category.
But you may have just brought my right. You may
have just started something that's that's new. Do you want
to build that's no man game? Night Bundle Volume one
Night and two thousand's pop hip Hop and R and
B pluss a wireless microphone. That's what goddamn quick and
(59:19):
the microphone comes in four different colors. Triggered. Got fun
is the website. I'm glad that you were able to
take a breakup and flip that ship into something that
feeds the culture. Fuck her, she probably at house right
now playing your game with some other motherfucker who ain't
asking for a brother. I'm glad that I met you.
(59:48):
Next time you see somebody follow them in what up? Dope? Hey,
We thank you so much for coming on the job
and man, much respect to you. Um, I think I
got the holiday gift that this would be in the
gift basket for everybody for the holidays. We're gonna work
(01:00:10):
with this because it's black owned during Thank you so
so much for coming on the show. Bro Thank you
for having me. Everybody, thank you so much. You guys
maybe feel welcome. Um you know, took off, Um, you
know all the pressure. Just just get time. Thanks for
having me, en get time, really hanging out with you all.
This has been a Comedy Central podcast
You're listening to Comedy Central. I wish people could be
more privy to the ship we talked about offline now
hiring a Windy's in Hilton Head, South Carolina needs a
front counter worker after surveillance footage showed one of their
(00:21):
workers pulling out a gun and opening shots through the
drive through window and a vehicle waiting in line. Let
that be a lesson to stop asking for too many
hot package you know what I'm saying. He told you
only get three? Was the reason? That wasn't taking at
at robbery or something. Okay, it's either someone he had
beef with who came to work to kill you, but
(00:43):
you have to defend yourself, or it's a customer going
that ain't what I ordered. I need to be my bacon.
They didn't following Michael. Why is he packing at work
because he works first food? Why my name is Roy,
(01:28):
this is my job. Fair Wednesday is the best day
of the week. Um. I don't know when you're listening
to us, but just know that this fine acoustical radio
presentation was assembled under Fair for you and serve hot
on a Wednesday at some point this year. J G,
how are you doing to day you are the white
blood cells that keeps the shrill up. Sure, Hello, I'm
(01:50):
well thank you. Um. Third, how's football season going? What's
going on over there with the boy for are going
pretty good? They started hitting each other and got the
pads on ride checking in earlier with us? What's up?
How you doing? What's what's going on on that side? Man?
(02:10):
How how's the road I have? We haven't talked comedy
like we You come on the show every fucking weekend,
we forget to mention that you're also et in stand
up comedian who shows, um, how ship been? It's been cool? Um?
I think for the we're still riding on the high
of everybody being let out of the house, um, from
(02:32):
the pandemic that was raging so heavily. So we're still
in that bubble of audiences being so glad to be
out of the house that they're showing the comedian is
a lot more patients. It's just like we're having a
good time just because we're finally able to go out.
So fucking take your time up there. So it's it's
been cool to watch, man, It's been a lot of fun.
(02:56):
I went, um, you all tell me if I handled
this right with an employee because I'm trying to I'm
trying to be considerate of the fact that you were
understaffed and that you have to do a job correctly,
and that it is hard to do the job correctly
because you are understaffed. But there's still certain ship that
(03:18):
I just don't know if I can let slide. Mama
needs to refrigerator my mom's fridge. First off, I didn't
know a fridge could last fifteen years. I thought a
fridge was like a eight nine years. But you can
tell I'm talking like a nigg that's just been an
apartments his whole life, very four years. I'm somewhere with
a new fridge, so I don't know shit about fridge lifespan.
(03:42):
And my mom's fridge sound like it needs a transmission,
a muffal up. It's working, but it's not like a
car about to stall. My mama fridge like a nigg
in the action movie holding on the shot. Stay with me, John,
(04:06):
Stay with that's my mama fridge all night. I go,
I can't take this ship. I can't take the ship.
We gotta go get your fridge. So we go to
a spot where she had already been scouting some fridges,
and there's a lady and she's she's she's a kind
sales associate, but she's busy. So because she's busy and
(04:28):
she's juggling multiple people on the floor, my mom is
indecisive and asking. My mom is one of them. I'm
gonna ask you for the questions about every item, but
that's I have a right as a customer background as well. Yeah,
so my mama is one of them people. She's asking
cubics ship that don't matter, but I just want to know.
(04:48):
So tell me does this cool and draw? Does the
crisp and draw also turned into a freezer draw? Okay,
well what the height on this one? As it related
to what is there a difference between Matt Black and
stainless steel black? Can I see a Matt Black fridge
so I can compare it to So, because we're younger,
we're very much fucking this is what I want to
(05:10):
bring it up. But my mom was one of those
more thorough customers. And the lady says some slick ship. Oh,
and you know my mom was looking. She goes, well,
this is the Matt Black and this is the such
and such black, And my mom goes, well, does this
come and the glossy black? The lady goes, well, not
(05:32):
at the price range you requested. Now, the way she
said it sounded like nicky, you told me you was broke.
What you're asking for was rich nigga coas and just
just on a dime. I just turned to the lady
and I just go find us the color. We'll worry
about the price, like your face, bitch. But you clearly
(05:59):
don't know my name and so, and this is where
I want you to tell me whether I was wrong.
So I look across the sales floor and I see
my dog from high school and shout out to my dog.
He come over, dap us up. He's kind undivided attention.
M hm. So I gave him the fucking sell Now
my mom, but hango, My mom had come in the
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store two times before and worked with this woman, walked
around the store. But this woman done laps. Asked this
woman ninety questions she could have googled, and that lady
answered every fucking question. But there was just something about
the way she said what she said, like you almost
had the deal, You almost had to sell, motherfucker. You
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almost had it, and then you said some sideways at
the very end, and I had am I wrong forgiving
the sale to my partner? I would to go to
another store. I wanted to go to another store, but
that wasn't an option because my mom had been everywhere.
So we were in the only store in to see
you that had what the fun she wanted in the color,
(07:03):
in the style that was also in stock that you
don't have to wait four months on for COVID because
every ship is doing you turns in the ocean because
of the points. So we had no choice but to
buy it. But I don't know, it's like, like a
week later, I'm like, yeah, maybe that white lady didn't
mean it like that wasn't I mean, she probably didn't,
(07:25):
But it's still not wrong for having that reaction. I mean,
it's not that big a deal. It wasn't Its tense,
but it's not really personal or it's not like an attack.
That's a natural response. And if your boy helped, if
your boy was the one who sat down through the
end of the deal, he came in. Now I feel
(07:49):
like if he came in, it was nice. There's nothing
wrong with that. But I mean, ultimately, you know, we
all are Southern. Let's just be point blank about it.
And you all know I've seen my mother go to
stories and be courted by this weird white lady at
the stow. My mom and be talking about we need
to go see Carol at the stuff because she and
my mom and mama like your momam gonna go back
to a store two and three weeks to buy a
god dogo uh washing machine or whenever she has to
(08:12):
do that. It's like three week process. I don't understand it.
Go pick out the damn thing and come out. But
if I'm there and I and I sent some bullshit
and I'm gonna step up and you know, get it done.
But that that situation, now, I don't think you're the
damn thing round personally, but you know, I don't know.
But but that's that's it brought a question when it
comes to customer service, do you feel a sense of
(08:33):
loyalty to the person that you've established for poor with
and then give the sale to someone else? You know?
Because I feel like if she wanted the money, she
wouldn't have let Buddy scoop in like that. Yeah, and
she wouldn't have been such a dick up top my
mom wasn't even My mom didn't think twice about what
the lady said. But you know my mom is built different.
You know, you know, casual racism roll off them, O
(08:56):
G S. Yeah, they ain't. They didn't care about that.
Like if you ain't got a German shepherd in your hand,
ain't even looking at you, They don't care. But for me,
I was like, now I don't even like the way
you frame that statement. So you don't get the fucking sale.
Because it's called the microaggression. Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
(09:17):
I feel like, if this lady really wanted did she
react when when your man came in? That's another question.
Did she react weird when your man came over the
sailor did she just kind of walked away? No? I
told her find and find, I said, forgett price, find
the color. She found the color and then ducked off
to go help somebody else because you know, the store
(09:38):
was popping. And then Jay came over, and I guess
she saw it with Jay, and just Deva came back over.
She was like, then okay, because see that wouldn't have
happened at foot Locker. Foot Locker, them is a fight them.
Employees will fight each other in front of you helping you.
I'm helping you. I don't talk to nobody else. I'm
(10:00):
going to get your shoes. Sit right there. I'd be
right back in the bag. And they're screaming the back Yo. Yo,
you saw I was working with. Yo. Hate when you
do that? Ship? Son? Who are you doing? That? Woman
showed you who she was and that's why she didn't
get that same. It was just that simple. And it's yeah, yeah,
(10:24):
I mean, as long as she didn't lose her job
or nothing. I mean, no harm, no foul, whether you're
right or wrong, whether she was right or wrong. Y'all
got the fridge. Like I said, she didn't lose her
job and no ship and everything cool and complaining about
what I got to say. All after building this report
with your mom. It's not like they became fucking friends
like she got to see her no more. That's free
(10:46):
to go out of another fifteen years and that latery
ain't moved up. You know it won't come up again.
It's time now, real quick, very quick. Cody's most outstanding
Employee the week. Quick update, Rod and Ralph, You're gonna
love slash hate this as you recall our CMO from
(11:09):
a couple of weeks ago, the crying CEO who got
online and cried about having to fire his people. He
wanted to show people that he was a human and
that CEOs are not heartless robots who do not care
about the well being of the people that they let
go you because they make their girlfriend do half of it.
Go ahead, Yes it was two people, and yes his
(11:30):
girlfriend fired the other person. He didn't even fire both people.
I understand the worker, one of the workers that was
fired online by the marketing firm ceo, has had his
inbox swamp with job offers and he is going to
land somewhere on his feet. The guy that was fired,
one of the people that was fired by the crying
(11:51):
as CEO, has already found employment somewhere else. It feel good,
Feel good. Shout out to that company that extended that
one space open to hire that one guy. I'm sorry,
go ahead, really, y'all gonna shoot on this to somebody's
helping the dude person hired them. They should have had employment, unemployment.
(12:17):
It all makes sense that I'm with you, go ahead.
Don't have an account afford once you got fired, And
this is why I bring this up because this is
for YouTube. Motherfucker's. The crying CEO refuses to delete the post, saying, quote,
I am getting countless messages from other business owners saying
that they love this. They've been there and they're right
(12:39):
there with me, and a lot of good has come
from this post. I know it isn't professional to tell
my employees that I love them, but from the bottom
of my heart, I hope they know how much I
really do love them, and I'm happy that something good
has come from all of this. Keeping up the facade.
Of course he is. This is what he wanted. He
(13:02):
wanted the attention. He wanted attention, and that's why he
made that crime his video. And oh how how much
of a coincidence has it that that video has garnered
responses from people who have been fired. And I was
fired in the heartless manner and what you did is commendable.
I'm so sorry. I went and shot up my old
(13:24):
place of employment after seeing this message. Fuck that bitch,
ass nigger and fuck them fake messages. It's like when
public figures like go off the record where they prepare
remarks and they put the paper down, like you know
what I'm gonna tell this story from the heart, and
the paper be fucking blanks, all bullshit. Nothing makes me
(13:45):
happier to see white guys bond together over doing something
very white guy to man, it sucks firing people. You
fired a person, I fired a person. To brother, let's
be friends out of here this dude. Now it's hashtag
not all see years and ship. Now you gotta feel
sorry for the CEO and that ship. I don't feel
(14:05):
bad at all. And I screwed to other people that
he's bonding with over firing people. I don't like that ship.
And he's so whatever. It's so tough on us, dude,
and ways it's way tougher on us that it is.
Then when you think about it, we keep our jobs.
We're firing people and sun so tough. It's difficult her
survivor's remorse only here this ship. I never thought you
(14:27):
would have such a little compassion after showing so much
compassion for Brittney Grinder. You're really pivoted. Hereto at all costs,
but you are even play that ship. That's sisters, bro.
You know Brittney Grinder. I mean when they sent you
over there, I'll gladly watch your child away for him
to come back. But I support whatever efforts they got
(14:48):
to do to get you know what I'm saying, get
that sister at home. I'm all about that. But it's
crying after some paperwork together. If you're taking your butt
to Russia, it's cold over that. I'm not going to
the Russia. You mention expression, because I ain't going to Russia.
I don't even know what y'all even bring that up.
I don't need Eastern Europe as a whole, even countries
(15:10):
that used to be Russia now run. I stand with Ukraine,
but I ain't visiting yet. Shot the same reason I
don't go back to the hood in Birmingham Worsen first
(15:36):
term j G. Who do we have on the phone?
We welcome abbot listener of the podcast, Connor to the show.
At the tender age, yes, Harkore okay, at the tender
age of Connor has held more than ten different jobs,
(15:58):
from potato planner to delivery driver. Today, Connor, we'll be
talking to you really about one of the worst jobs
as a shift welder in Vermont, Hellikan, Connor, I know
that hold up your hands, you see got all your
(16:19):
fingers from that. I did get carpal tunnel. Though I
did get some carpet tunnel. I knew it. I knew it.
That is not an easy job. Oh no, not not
at all. I had just taken an adult class. I
just got my certification and everything I could do. Everything
I could weld upside down, I could weld iluminum, I
(16:40):
can weld stainless steel. And uh I was moving up
to Plattsburgh, New York, where my girlfriend was going to
school at the time, and uh I was just looking
for jobs, you know, And I said, hey, we're still together. Actually, okay, okay, okay, nice.
Wait a minute, how long have you been to We've
been together for about four years. We met in a
(17:03):
community college. And why haven't Justice girl to marry you?
He has he has two more years Jacqueline before because
good answer your bid? Why are you wasting her time?
I'm not, I'm not at all. Let's go. Let's go.
(17:27):
She's getting her master's degree and then I'll prop the
fuck Connor, because you ain't gotta hurry nothing. Kind of
stick to the plan, bro. You stick to the plan
like once you get like I thought Weldon was like
getting the CDL like, once you get that you were
made man, you're a guy, like you're supposed to be
(17:48):
getting at least twenty five an hour, thirty an hour.
It doesn't care about people who make things anymore. So
that's that's the reason it's not that great anymore. It's
hard to right because a lot of the times they
want you to have experience, and it's like, well, I
just got my certification. I really only have a hundred
hours of experience. So I took the first job I got,
(18:11):
which was through a temp agency. Uh, they I applied
one day, they called me the same day, and then
the next day I had a phone interview, and then
after that I actually moved up to Plattsburgh. And then
the day after I moved up, I tripped on over
to Vermont and I had my interview and they hired
me on the spot. And uh, they hired me as
(18:32):
a welder helper. Okay, so what's the difference between those two.
The welder is the one handling the hot torch basically
the held right there. Basically they're like they're like, hey,
can you go grind this for me? And they're like,
can you go get me some more tungsten? Like I'm
out of gas, Give me some more gas. But I
(18:52):
actually did a lot of welding there. A lot of
the other welder helpers they had no welding experience at all.
It I was actually able to do a lot of
the welding. I was making a air ducts, so I
was making air ducks for pharmaceutical companies. They ranged from
a hundred and twenty inches the six inches, and uh,
(19:14):
it was all stainless steel, so you really have to
be precise on what you're doing. But that's besides the point.
I'm working there. And uh, first of all, it was
about an hour commute from where I was living, and uh,
I had to wake up at three o'clock in the
morning to hop on a ferry at four to take
a twenty minute ferry ride and then get to work
(19:38):
by five. I'd usually get there at the skin of
my teeth. I don't know why I took that job,
probably because it was the first job, you know, was
the first job that they offered you, and I was
super excited to use my new scales, so I jumped
on it. And uh, after like the first two weeks,
I didn't get my paycheck because something was happening on
(20:00):
the I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you. After the
first two weeks, I'm laughing at I'm sorry I didn't
get paid. So the temp agency, so we'll help you
out right, We'll toss you a bone, We'll give you
some money. They gave me a a fifty dollar key
(20:22):
Bank gift card, which was enough for me to buy
the ferry to get home and put gas in my car. So,
oh yeah, you got like like a timp service. Yeah,
(20:42):
we got shot out of cooks and waiters can get
you know. I stuck it out for about about three
months until I got fired because I would I would
sleep straight through my alarm and I would miss the
fairy and just besides the point I got fired, and
(21:04):
then the temp agency that like we're going first page check?
I got it after how long? How long till you
got paid? For real? Halfway through my third week? Your
entire ship should have been going to work on time
and sitting in the manager's office until you're supposed to
(21:25):
get off. Was that something happened on the bank and
because I was an out of state employee, that like
got mixed up. It was bullshit. You were young, you
were young. I was two. You got to go to
Keepsie Chicken Keepsie. Yeah, you should have called a parent
(21:51):
or something kind of you are a friend of the show,
officially clocking you're welcome. Well, thank you, thank you so
much for calling in. Of course, shoot, nothing but the
best up there in upstate New York. And don't let
Jacqueline bully your ass in to marry somebody and you
don't want to marry him. Go back and listen to
the numerous Rod's relationship that we listen to him straight,
(22:16):
Jack Wild have been engaged nine times, she got one
husband she ever had. Don't listen to her. Thank you
for calling the job for brother, Thank you, Thank you
so much. Have a great day. Always fucking for people.
Gona loves her. You can see it in his space.
(22:38):
What's love got to do with it? Job fair and
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show over now to your friend, my friend. Um. He
(24:04):
is a rackling tour He is an owner of a
snake skin robe. He is the inventor of the emotional
support Kalua, and of course, the author of the New
York Times bestseller She's Pregnant with your baby but about
to marry him? Ways to avoid child support payment, good
(24:34):
bestselling author. You can call him crazy, but you can't
call him a lot. Mama calls him narato. We call
him right for short ride. Welcome back this week, brother man? Uh,
did you get the licking the armpits during this week
of research that we all challenged one of them. You
know what I did. I did a full test um.
(24:58):
They got three women I got. I got one to
use no deoldorant. I got another one to you dederant brilliant,
and I got one to use the powder based solid
white block deolderant. And I can't tell you that the
(25:21):
order of best to words. He has one no deodor
at all to the jail based deodorant leaves your top powdery.
But it's not a thick film number three causing full
blown cod mouth. It's absolutely the solid white block of deodorant.
(25:42):
Did it have aluminum? Minute? But did you get an
illuminum free that? That is a perfect question. The natural
it didn't have any illuminium in it. It was made
with like thees wags and horse hair or some old
always find. The aluminium was a little it was a
little metallic to the taste was yeah, I like putting
the battery on your time. Yeah it was weird, you
know what I'm saying. But when you went for the
(26:04):
whole like you know, natural thing, I found it to
be a better experience. We're scientists, I'm happily married. You're
not allowed in my kitchen. Ever. Roy's job fair dot
Com is our website. You can talk to us social
and there's ways to submit to be a part of
the program. If you've ever had your armpit lick, we
want to hear from you and rack you up from relationship.
(26:27):
Yes we do, Yes we do. This topic is not
going away clearly, so I don't know how we're connected
to employment. We have a few weeks to figure that out.
She might be looking for a man that's employment. I
was gonna say double points. If you're in the military
and you got your arm arm licks. If you're a
military overseving, you're getting your own prims. LI hit us up.
(26:48):
Let us know spouses, spouses and both, because we've got
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the crack. Let us know. We want to hear from
your Roy's job fair dot com. Uh. We bring Rod
on this program to give you topics break the ice
school coworks of the opposite race. He is a black people,
white people ologists rode um. Let's go ahead and get
(27:09):
this party started today. Well the news for your black
co workers. There has been movement on the front of
getting Brittney Grinder released from the Russian prison and that
is America's Winston Churchill one. Dennis Rodman has stated that
he is going to Russia on a diplomatic mission to
(27:33):
negotiate the release of Brittney Grinder, possibly another prisoner swap,
as he did back when he developed a relationship with
Kim Jong un, leader of North Korea at the hip
Free baby, that's what you want, Let's let's talk, he put,
let's talk Turkey, or let's talk. I'm talking. We're talking
over to stop that said Trumper's voice is super That's
(28:05):
a tricky situation, man, the whole Brittney Grinding thing. And like,
on the one hand, I go, all right, the State
Department is trying to get involved, but Rodman is probably
a better negotiator. Home Robin convinced Michael Jordan's letting him
on his team. He can get a motherfucker at least
(28:27):
from prison in Russia. I don't know. I wish that
the Brittany Grind situation, as much as it needs attention,
how much we'll never know how much more it would
have benefited from being moved in silence, and like how
would that have affected things? Because now Russia knows if
there's a movement now Russia knows that we want to
bring her home, well, then the price of the dope
(28:49):
goes up absolutely because they want I don't know what
it'd rhynd to find him real quick for us, but
it was like some super Russian then when the Lord
of War, if you've seen Nicolas Cage this movie Lord
of War, it is based on Jury or Law and
your that's not his name, that's not his real name.
In the movie was Jury or Law that this guy
(29:12):
was like he's a bad dude, like he was traded,
and it doesn't seem like he was a bad guy
when he watched the movie. He just seemed like a
guy that got caught up and selling a couple of
guns and made a bunch of people very upset. But
they want the Lord of War for Britney Grinder, And
as far as I'm concerned, it doesn't balance out, Like
it's not fair, it's not right. They shouldn't have that
young lady life in the balance versus this dude who
(29:33):
was literally dealing dood She had an empty weed pen,
an empty weed pain. Yeah. I will never support keeping
an innocent person in and exchanged for punishing a guilty person.
That's the literal structure the American justice system. But I
mean war isn't fair. And also hostage negotiation isn't fair
(29:57):
because they can say they sentenced her. But this is
hostage situation no matter what they call it. If it
costs her arms deal or fine, if it costs eight
nine arms, deal is fine on the back, start back
another ward. That's what y'all like doing. It is making
a three team trade. Man, send some expiring sentences down
the lithuan Is and get this trade done. Yeah. I
(30:19):
don't understand why that's such a terrible analogy. That's so perfect.
But you can get them later with drones, make the
exchange and then hit the bad guys later with you.
You never see don Jacqueline. So Dennis Rodman going over
(30:43):
there to try and free Brittany grind are good for
against Roman. I hope he is successful. I would love
to have audio of those conversations. Well, we need to
do get it done, pot making that thing what you want,
what you want, and getting I know, Michael Jordan. You
(31:03):
don't bring Michael Jordan into this. I don't know if
he got the same juice in Russia. He doesn't know Korea.
Kim John Golone loves basketball, specifically the nine, the Bull,
the Jordan era Bulls. So we need to figure out
who Prutent's favorite athlete is in America. And that's about
what we need to send because you know what, what
(31:24):
are prutin like the Knicks getting garter? But I like
how this community, this sports community is rallying for her.
I like that, and I like how they're also using
their celebrity, their status, their connections in front of the
(31:48):
cameras and behind the cameras to get something done. Because
black women we don't usually get that kind of favor.
We just don't. And Jacqueline women Jack later, you suggesting
that one should use this so that ready to do
such a wonderful thing. Are you suggesting that you're sending
roy over to get Britney grinding? No, I ain't sending
Royal over the break. You ain't gonna get that, Ambassador America.
(32:17):
They asked you to go ahead, get Brittney ground with
the night. What would you do if Dennis Rodman called me,
I gotta answer that call. You come over love the
Dealer show, big thing. But are you going if he
asked you to get on the plane. Pool mused to
(32:38):
listen to your prink colees back in What if you
mano knowing that trip is like dontor Sigma Z boy
Cold you do really funny. I would, of course you
have to go. I would be nervous. Ship man. Now
(33:01):
there's a guarantee you're coming back, because once you're in there,
guarantee I'm not coming to I mean, once you're there,
you're there. They're gonna find one of my candidates. Biggest
thing that come to get a history of Russia, says
Yea all the time. Oh man, you're gonna love this one.
(33:25):
At a recent Oakland A's versus the Seattle Marinders game
in the Oakland A's stadium Ring Central Coliseum, a video
hit the Internet of a couple of fans in the
upper deck and joined themselves a little too much with
a woman performing oral sex on her man friend during
(33:45):
the game. This is actually more This is actually more
common than you think. But keep going, you said. As
as as the resident baseball fan on the show Roy
Fair File, it's the as terrible, So you said, if
(34:06):
if the team's terrible, it's okay to have sex in
their stadium. Right here we go. Thank you down South,
George girl. The American League West standings as if right now,
the Oakland A's are thirty two games out of first place. Motherfucker,
it's almost the end of the season. You can. First off,
I need to see the video. Well, I need to
(34:29):
see a screenshots to see where the stadium they are.
They're up in the corner of the upper day. Yeah,
the stadium has made the whole sixty people. There's never
more than eight thousand people and round to give me
the A's average tendencies. Yep. There's a lot of nothingness
going on in this episode, and I'm here for it.
(34:50):
I'm not trying to look. I'm just looking at the
numbers right here, ride and they're thirty something games out
of first place. That is not indicative of a team
that requires your undivided attention. I don't suck me up
real quick between in it. I don't think if it's
like that'd be doing it. And it's that bad. I mean,
nobody looking, I guess is that the idea? But why
(35:11):
are you going to this stuff if that's what you
want to do? So it's exciting? Little public sex ain't
never heard nobody. My question is is this extent to
the rest of the Major League? Like how bad does
the team need to be? I'd read rule in baseball
right like once your team falls under five hundred, you
should is just open. Like, yeah, I'm saying like, I
(35:35):
do think it's unfortunate that they were put on camera.
I don't like the fact that their privacy was invaded.
I don't think I don't think to be invaded. And
you have a sixty thousand and seating arena, Yeah, you
kind of give up the privacy rules. Bro. No, if
I'm deliberately sitting in the upper deck and foul territory
in the far corner, that is my desire to be
(35:56):
away from all of the other nine thousand motherfucker's. So
that's inherently that is me seeking privacy. How dare the
cameraman pointing his camera at this couple? Well, obviously because
you said the baseball team is terrible, so they had
to find something else awhere, So we add them to
(36:18):
the list. Everybody on the physical grounds of the stadium
is allowed to have sex if the team is terrible,
including the Yeah, let's see um right here on YouTube.
If you just google people having sex and stadium. The
first video. The first video is fifteen most infamous cases
(36:39):
of fans getting caught in the act. This is more
regular than you would think. The trick is to do
it in stadiums in an upper deck that hasn't overhang,
so you're out of the line of side of most cameras,
and that it's kind of an obstructive view, so only
the people in that immediate area could see you trying
to have sex. You essentially at that point have to
just use movie theater sex protocols if you're gonna trying
(37:00):
to pull it off. An industry jackline. That's what we
call a pro tip pro tip back. I would I
would never have sex in the stadium. Federal probation change
to me. There's just certain things. The podcast is Uncle
(37:20):
Rod Story Corner and you can get that wherever you
get this fine podcast Rod. As always, we thank you, sir.
You're welcome to stay on here for a second um
jump into the Scam of the week. No guests this
week for scam, which is a quick little chit chat here.
So in Texas, the elementary school shooting that happened earlier
(37:45):
this year, Your Valudi Texas they have finally fired the
police chief after months of criticism, as we all know,
and that the body camp footage just starting and starting
to leak out. Yeah, well, officers are just chilling in
the fucking hallway for your damn hour while the shooter
(38:05):
is barricaded inside. And so everybody has been criticizing the
police chief and like, yo, what the fun is your
officers doing? Why were they out there? And the police
chief everybody passed into blame. It was seventy seven minute
delay in confronting the coming and the police chief is, well,
the officers did what they were supposed to do when Yeah,
(38:26):
I remember he famously said he wasn't in charge that
day and he showed up to the scene and did
not have a radio on. Is it enough when ship
goes south? And I'm just using that as an entry
point to this conversation, but is it enough when ship
goes south to only fire the leader? No? No, not
(38:47):
just in the school shooting instance. Let's let's let's remove Okay,
you give what I'm saying. Okay, I feel like it
is a performative termination that does not bring about real change.
And this is a ship that happens all the time.
Anytime a company sucks up or somebody does something wrong,
they change the CEO and then go, look we're better now.
And it's like, no, you ain't, bitch, like you're trying
(39:09):
to trick people with this fucking stupid pr dance because like, meanwhile,
you got what was that police department we was talking
about a couple of weeks, one nigga joke and the
yeah and it won't even know victims, no dead bodies. Hilarious.
(39:35):
You ain't ride now. I've been holding onto for at
least three weeks. You're not gonna repeat. You have to
do it. You gotta google that joke. That's a terrible
joke to me. That's changed. That's real cleansing us. You
have to fire everybody who makes a conscious decision to
go along with the bullshit, because that was the Nazis excuse.
(39:57):
I was just following orders, and nobody wants to hear
that ship. That's the reason they still pursuing Every low
level security guard at a damn death camp from World
War wanted to. They pursued them niggas Nanny eight and
getting arrested for the first time they owned them pulling
up on him in Argentina, motherfucking Argentina nursing home, and
(40:18):
they're like, yeah, we need to put these cups on
real quick and and and follow me. It's about that.
So sac is what we get. I'm with you in
the fact that I want the CEO, and then I
want her or his generals as well. Who's ever over
(40:40):
or below you right there? I want him. I wanted
all the command That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. It just it really feels like there is
this deliberate all we fired to the chief. Well, you
gonna get a new chief fan with a whole bunch
of officers that aren't gonna listen or respect him, or
he's going to fall into that culture that's there. And
(41:04):
you know, I really feel like if you're seriously, which
is why when new leaders come in they're supposed to
be able to pick their own lieutenants. Yeah, but then
you know the United States, and you know, let's say
before we aren't necessarily talking politics, but you've seen a
number of states where the legislature and the House get
to get together and decided that they don't like the
(41:25):
governor and basically strip away all the power of the governor,
so that the governor is really just a figurehead. We
saw in Texas, saw in Virginia, Missouri. There's a couple
of places where they just literally were like, well, you
know what, we don't put you there, but we don't
like you and we don't like your politics. That's that's
kind of what we do here. I don't like it.
It sucks, but you know, we always got to have somebody,
(41:48):
some individual to blame and that and that's kind of
what it boils down to most of the time. I
guess that also happens when you're talking about a volleyball team,
because one minute they hire where I'm very mad about that.
That's poor leadership. It happened so much to black women
(42:08):
in particular. That's the only space I can speak for
and in this particular time right now, because that's a
black woman. We're brought in where interviewed, where we like
your style. Please come clean this up for us, make
this better. And then when you get there and you
start doing those things, well, you're moving us too fast. No,
(42:31):
that's what you hired before, That's what you asked me
to come in to do. That's what I'm doing now.
You reneed, You're like a bad spade partner. How do
you fix that? J G? Do you fire the athlete
with the Grammlin situation? Do you fire the athletic director
or do you also fire the A D. Do you
fire the president I'm sure had a hand in this
(42:51):
ship too? What about the alumni association? Like there are
all of these other people that had influence on what
the funk went down? So I don't know. I feel
like if they I feel like they should have given
the culture season period. I don't know if that's a
whole different part of it. The president and the athletic director.
I tell you this, if you're on the opposite side
(43:14):
of that and you're walking through that door and they
want you to be, as they call a change agent,
make sure there is a clause in your contract that says,
if you let me go for whatever reasons prior to
however long you want me to be here, you pay
me x amount of dollars. If they want you bad enough,
they'll say yes, and then you walk away with however
(43:36):
much money. That is when they decide to change their
minds and you can sit at home for a while,
but you've gotta be savvy with that contract negotiations. We
got a good brother we got to talk to from
Detroit that pretty much better at all on our motherfucking
card game that he's created. That actually I think it's
actually pretty fun. Uh invention. John Fair would be right back,
(44:08):
Job Fair now, j G. Do you remember um Man
Week because we call it. You know it was a
man who you're talking about when you kept sounding like
the Deluse commercial you want to be a gut damn man,
you gotta drink your own urine? Who was a man?
(44:31):
Why so man? In that Manhod episode? We went and um,
we spoke with the homie David, you know, with the
men's wear spot up in Detroit. And just as it happened,
a couple of weeks later, I was in the d
to do some other ship and I had a couple
of minutes and I go, fuck it, let me go
and swing by the suit spot. How let my fucking
(44:54):
day meet one of the job motherfuckers. So I'm in
the parking lot, this nigga come up, but and um,
it's Detroit. Some of my head's on the swivel, and
I don't give a funk if I'm outside of eight
mile I don't care. I just as a west Berminhamm
and you know my orgin, keep my head on the swivel,
(45:18):
and I watch anybody who's walking like on something. This
is ship, they taught us at the Daily Show and
Threat Assessment. Watched the trajectory of the direction that someone
was walking, and the wager's brother was walking the suit store.
Is that way? We are both parked for the suit store?
So why is your direction diagonal? Your direction should be
(45:39):
pendicularly towards the door, because I'm walking perpendicular. He's walking diagonal.
And I'm thinking, okay, well maybe he's gonna go over
there in the auto zone. But if he was gonna
going auto zone, why this nick ain't park in front
of the auto zone. Why are you working front of
the suit store? Like this is all the ship going
through my mind. Then he goes in his pocket and
I'm like oh, and he pulls out a deck of
(46:01):
cards to a smile, And this motherfucker shook my hand
and I'm honored to have this motherfucking hustler. And I
want to talk about his pivot into what he's doing today,
because he broke it down for me in the parking
lot but you know, Jason, I was pressed for time.
I ain't get a chance to really hilllight this brother
the right way. But I told him, when I have time,
we would put him on the show. Let this be evidence.
I am a man of my motherfucking word. J G.
(46:25):
Who's on the lacke. We're welcome Dorian Newberry. He is
the owner and operator of Ryan Records. Dorian's company specializes
in providing fun social interactions for friends, families, and strangers
through games and apps. Welcome Dorian, Hello, and welcome and
(46:49):
welcome and welcome. Thank you so much for having me.
Uh good brother, thank you for keeping your words. And hey,
what I what? I what? I pulled up trading me
through Yeah, no, nothing is up. I am going in
the store where they're witnesses. So you murder me. You
(47:13):
got to murder That's how I am. J G. Hey,
you got to murder all of us. Meanwhile, the people
in the suit store, like mother, you need to take
your hairs outside and get your brother. They're pulling down
the screen and ship like a good luck Roy, good
luck to Detroit. Yet we can close. Yeah. So what
he was breaking down to me, j G was a
(47:34):
music trivia game that centered on a lot of R
and B and hip hop and blues and soul and
music that is of our culture. And you know the
thing when you play board games and card games, in trivia,
pursuit and ship like that, there's a couple of questions
for us, but they don't really get deep, deep into
the weeds. So when you have people who understand that
(47:57):
need and provide that, I think it's a I think
it to worthwhile endeavor. But at its core, this is
still entrepreneurship. It is still rolling the dice on yourself.
First breakdown what what the triggered game is, and then
I won't get a little bit of backstory and why
you decided to bet on yourself with this. Brother. Absolutely, So,
(48:19):
first of all, triggered, it's called Triggered Music Trivia Collection.
And the idea of trigger is for me to trigger you.
So the idea is that you want to be triggered.
I think that every artist has a triggered word, right.
There are certain things that are gonna make you think
(48:40):
of an artist, and that's what we're doing here, and
it becomes a lot of fun. So, M like if
I said my prerogative right exactly exactly. So how about
if we use uh yeah, will say moonwall. Because so
(49:00):
what I do is is put this these triggers and
sort of a paragraph formulated words of sentence that um
flows pretty well. And if you don't recognize it or
pick it up, or if you're not triggered, you're gonna
just go by it. But it's cool to see what
grabs you and what resonates in you, and when it
(49:20):
triggers you, you're like, that's it and it feels good. So, um,
I don't know what you want to try one just
to give an example, Yeah, yeah, give us, give us
an example real quick at this because this is a
fun game. And I know this is a fun game
because when he was breaking it down to me in
the parking like j G, I was like, oh yeah,
folks get drunk, they'll fight during the BARBETI I want
(49:42):
everybody to hold the answer because this is gonna be
too easy. Okay, you're ready. So the category is R
and B. Okay. Remember you want to think about the triggers,
and you want to think of an artist. My job
is to try to trigger you into an artist. So
thinking nineties two thousand, R and B Okay, category is
(50:04):
www dot you are my number one, my superstar. We've
told all our confessions and I know the truth hurts.
I was caught up, but you will always be my boom.
But should I let it burn dot Com? Yes? Yes,
(50:24):
good job. Five. Five. If we were drunking playing this
at the family reunion, is this a buzzing game? Do
I jump in? Whoever knows it first? Do they? So
there's two ways of playing. Now, there's a team way
where we just have uh, you know, so many people
on this team, so many people on this team, and
then the person holding the mic is going to try
(50:44):
to read off as many as those as you can
and get those many as you can write and ninety.
So this is a great game and it's simple as quick.
It's easy. Either you know music or you don't like
that's I'm thinking, Robin Dames. Okay, that's a fair guess.
(51:05):
That's a fair guess. What WY didn't do? Crack that's
for broke people. What are you talking about? I'm with it,
crack Ship, go ahead that I want a hard one.
I want to Harvard, I want something different. Yeah, hit
hit one with because then I after that, I got
some questions about your background and how you came to
(51:25):
this place, because coming up with games is not an
easy thing, not at all. R and B All right,
I love R and B. You're ready, that's right? Was
it worth it? Last night? I told you not to
go out. Now you're saying we can work it out,
(51:47):
just let it go. I remember when Heaven sent you
and I was scared of losing you. Now I found
someone that's perfect. I should have let you go a
long time ago. Oh oh, there's some good lyrics I get.
I would say that could be Frankie Beverly and Mays
(52:08):
before I let you go. Okay, so now we're thinking nineties,
two doums. You got to come up, come up just
a little. Oh, you said, R and B. I got
I have nothing? How about exactly? Yeah? Last night last
night with the Diddy last night, and yeah, and then
(52:31):
you got I should have cheated. I should have cheated. Yeah.
Kesha Cole represents the angry black women music I wasn't
listening to when I was single at that time. But
I dig that, I dig that, I dig that though
I dig it, though I got you is a is
an all star in my book for sure. All day
I ain't mad at it. I ain't mad at her.
So Dorian walk us a little bit to the time
(52:54):
before you got to this place, um with this trigger game,
like what were you doing and what was that? Because
I imagine with your company, this isn't the first product
or apple game you've tried to come up with. But
what what drove you down that road to this place
to go in? This is the thing that I know
(53:14):
I'm good at, and this is the thing that I'm
going to invest my time and money into. So there's
there's a few things, right. The first thing is I
have a passion for business, and I wanted to create
a passive income. I knew I wanted to make something
that I would have that I didn't have to be
there for it to work. I've been dressing up as
a businessman on Halloween since the third grade, right, so
(53:35):
I've always just had a passion for that. Secondly, I
just wanted to combine the things that I was passionate
about and and that came to be the social engagement
aspect of it. I love interacting with people, I love
meeting new people. Um, It's it's just a passion of mine.
Music in a pastime to share. Um, I think at
this time it was it was it was more before
(53:58):
it was at a time where you know, I get
with my buddies and I turned something and I said,
you don't know about that. You don't know about this,
you know what I mean? And that's just kind of
what it came to. And so, um, this actually came
as a breakup letter, the one that I just read
you with the the Confessions album, that that came up
(54:19):
as a breakup letter, right, So I know it was
a unique way to say it. But I'm wait a minute,
you broke up with a girl with a little my bush.
Really great things came living Breeze to say you are
from Detroit bred Oh grace, I give a healthy earl.
(54:41):
Good god, abody good night. Did she catch immediately? Absolutely?
So The Confessions was like our album, Like we had
connections to every one of those songs, you know what
I mean that that it told our story. Every one
of those songs told our store jacked up anyway exactly?
(55:03):
Should we let it go? Exactly? So a bad relationship
led you to the next day after you broke up,
and you're like, ship, you know what I need to do?
The whole that could call and just let people get
something people over and I read it and he was like, oh,
and then I started doing it for everybody nineties two eighties,
(55:25):
So women, you started helping other brothers in Detroit break
up with short You're amazing. If we didn't have a CMO, Roy,
damn it. I named him CMO right now. If we
didn't have one already, I can't think with Morris outside.
For all the brothers that you help home, you get
love from me. Thank you so much, all of the
(55:46):
ways and to creative pivot for yourself to start a business.
This is by far the most unique. And I will
say on some limits to Lemonade ship, I have to
congratulate you, coach, like that's that's real ship, but also
just a little cold, but like just say you don't
like the girl. Why are you sitting there? Listen baby,
although we've gone to the end of the road, I
can't let go now now. Will really be funny is
(56:20):
if is if fucking you read one of them lyrics
to a woman and then she countered with her own lists.
She put out that some of that Jaguar right, I'll
bust the windows. I've come way too far Hello, calm,
read it off an index card too. What are the
(56:41):
what are the hurdles in your business story? And we'll
get you out of here on this, but you know,
what are the things that you've had to overcome and
deal with? You know, and just the research and the
creative of trying to work shot bad ideas speak a
little bit too. The emotional divots that you've had to
push your way through and how you were able to
push your way through this is good. I gotta say
(57:01):
that first and foremost, Um, when I was going through
this process again, I was just connected with with with
with God man. I was making a lot of sacrifices.
You know, a lot of this funding was coming out
of my pocket. So it was a moment in time
where I was only eating maybe a cheeseburger a day.
I'm making mistakes with my own money. That that that
was the first deal, right, is that you have to
you have to make those mistakes. Um. But really getting
(57:27):
getting work done, getting people to do things that I
couldn't do, has probably been the most difficult for me,
um in terms of slowing down the process. Knowing what
I want, knowing what I have, knowing what the deadline is,
and then hiring contracting someone and then those people not
completing the work. Uh, that that there is something to
(57:53):
deal with show, you know, because you've got to count
on people to be able to act. I can't do
all the Colden, I can't do it all, you know
what I mean? Dorrian? How am I supposed to know
when I'm getting getting hustled by graphic designers and web
designers and coders and developers and all of that stuff.
Because that world is something we just don't know anything about.
(58:14):
So it's hard. It's not like plumber where I go, motherfucker,
you ain't a good plumber. There's still water on the floor.
So how do you give? Just give give our listeners
some tips on ways that they can kind of gauge
because at this point you clearly have found people who
do the job. So what was the biggest difference between
the folks that were slacking and lazy and the ones
(58:35):
that actually, you know, get the work for you? You know,
the only thing you can do is try to be
um is trying to try to try to network, not
always network up, but try to cross network and find
other people that are passionate and growing in that area
that are typically business owners so that they're attached to it.
So is musicals a category? And also how much is
(58:58):
this game? So musicals the self has not become a category.
But you may have just brought my right. You may
have just started something that's that's new. Do you want
to build that's no man game? Night Bundle Volume one
Night and two thousand's pop hip Hop and R and
B pluss a wireless microphone. That's what goddamn quick and
(59:19):
the microphone comes in four different colors. Triggered. Got fun
is the website. I'm glad that you were able to
take a breakup and flip that ship into something that
feeds the culture. Fuck her, she probably at house right
now playing your game with some other motherfucker who ain't
asking for a brother. I'm glad that I met you.
(59:48):
Next time you see somebody follow them in what up? Dope? Hey,
We thank you so much for coming on the job
and man, much respect to you. Um, I think I
got the holiday gift that this would be in the
gift basket for everybody for the holidays. We're gonna work
(01:00:10):
with this because it's black owned during Thank you so
so much for coming on the show. Bro Thank you
for having me. Everybody, thank you so much. You guys
maybe feel welcome. Um you know, took off, Um, you
know all the pressure. Just just get time. Thanks for
having me, en get time, really hanging out with you all.
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