December 14, 2022 • 60 mins
‘GMA 3’ co-anchors TJ Holmes and Amy Robach take home an award and each other. Truck drivers are in demand to deliver all sorts of goods, but what happens when they find themselves horny on a long lonely highway? @Rod4Short invites his brother, Tony, to answer that question from the cab of his 18-wheeler and to break down the best things and the worst things about being on the road again – including drivers getting set up for robbery, the definition of a lot lizard, and the real reason small vehicle drivers need to move, and get out the way. They call them “big rigs” for a reason.
What keeps a relationship going for the long haul? Honest answers from each team member that’s done it all, including threesomes. Jacqueline shares another engagement story, and this one includes loose diamonds. Plus, a member of the two-timer club from South Africa unpacks an office affair turned love triangle from his days in higher education.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central. Oh man, oh Man. Now,
I know they want us to talk about Dion Third,
but we can't talk about Dan Sanders this week. We
can't that that story is going to continue to unfold.
Its relationship fair this week, true, true, true, now hiring
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Good Morning America co host t J. Hol and Amy
Robbick have been temporarily taken off the air after it
has been exposed that they've been fucking each other and
they're about to divorce their respective spouse has got them what.
The affair was exposed not too long ago, a little
earlier this fall, and a lot of public outcry just
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both of them because they're both married. And turns out
all along they've been getting it on and now they're
ready to make it official. Well, relationship got off to
a rocky start, and now the public is saying that
you can't be on air. I think they should still
be allowed to be on air, Rod, what say you?
I do not support this, but I also don't think
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they should be kicked off the air. It's been great
for the ratings over g M A three God damn
the second one, you know what I mean. But they've
said themselves that it was great for ratings and that
they let them on the air, and then they had
another meeting and now they've been suspended. But do I
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think what they did was egregious enough against company policy
or the social contract they have with the viewers. But
if you're going to be fucking people at work and
bringing this type of drama, if they take you off
the air, you have to accept that it's got But
(02:01):
it's gotta be a lot of stress on whoever's replacing them, Like,
that's a lot of pressure to be the person on
TV after the two co hosts who haven't in affair
because people love mess. Is the pressure coming in replacing
the two people fucking or is the pressure coming in
figuring out who you should fund next so that you
could keep the chain going? Like where is the pressure?
Like I don't understand. The pressure is definitely and like
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keeping people interested in this show and nothing had people more.
And I had never heard of Good Morning America three.
I don't live in New York. I've never heard of
g m A three until they said those two people.
I'm in Jersey, I'm right around the corner. Now I'm
gonna watching as a former guests a Good Morning America. Three.
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That's the opinions of Rod and Ralph. And I really
hope that if the producers of Good Morning America listening,
you still have me on the show. I ain't been
kicking the ship up. That's there, let's start the show next.
If I really say that was man's like like, I
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literally said this was right for the show because I
had heard of right talked all over the theme song.
My name is Roy, this is Rod's relationship. Fair. Let's go.
We're talking truck driving today. We are going to talk
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to the men and women who deliver all of the
ship that you need. And I bet you didn't know
that every nine and then they pull off off to
the side of the road and pull out. They meet
and play with it and let other people touch it
for money, meet to meet transactions. That's what we're gonna
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talk about today. Average truck driver makes about sixty nine
and seventy thousand dollars a year, thank you. And you
can get paid by the load, you can get paid
by the mile. A challenging job, so I understand why
sex is a big part of it. Number One does travel,
you know, and we talked about that with the last
relationship fair a couple of ago. When we're talking about
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the military sex in another place, you get lonely. I
don't like that political correct bullshit. White people like the
phrase that type of stuff about you're on the road,
you get lonely. You ain't lonely. You want to funk something,
your horny. I agree. I hate the fact that people
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bad mouth truckers and you hate eighteen wheelers when everything
that you need in your life was brought by either
a truck or a train. And talk to me about
airplanes and ships that get the ship to the ports.
But once it's time to bring it to you, anytime
something out of stock, the first thing that the employees say,
we don't we gotta wait on the truck. You gotta
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wait on the truck to come in. So we're gonna
celebrate these truck drivers and figure out the ways that
they all get the bust and nut. But first, Code's
Most Outstanding Employee of the Week CMO is T J.
Holmes having two affairs at work keeping what about amy
robots one person and we didn't run it back twice?
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If you're gonna do trash, called both trash? How was
that truck because you're choosing someone who's trash, that's Cmosa.
You might as well get them both. They like to
be together. Anyone you're making trash c and Moosa and
the other one. So that's that's the quickest cm on
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the history of the show ever too for the price
of one. But now, Jacqueline, as it's customary with every
relationship Fair, one engagement story, she promised us last last
relationship Fair a story about loose diamonds. J G I
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got loose. I can make it sure. Tell us about
the loose diamonds JAP. I popped over to his house
to see him so we could have lunch or either
dinner or something. He had this beautiful puppy and the
puppy kept scratching at the sofa. I'm like, what is
this puppy after? What is under that sofa? So I
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lifted up the cushion. It was a nice velvet bag.
I opened the velvet bag and it was a bunch
of loose diamonds in it. You know what happened? When
you see loose diamonds, you're about to get an age,
you do. I don't think anybody ever has ever said
that in the annimals of diamond history. Ever loose diamonds,
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you know what that means somebody about to get proposed to,
not not even in medieval times. That mothercker's get down
on one knee and present a handful of jewels and
something kind of married him, present me with loose diamonds.
Whatever he chose the diamonds to build out, then you
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chose the sled chamber to tear that motherfucker down. I mean,
I don't know what else to tell you. Why didn't
you get married? Because because I don't know if people
realize this or not, but you've been married once, proposed
to four and a half times, and you said yes
to every proposal and then change your mind later. So
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you have to say yes or you can get out
of the rod. I could kill you. I know. Once
you're done with them, they just gotta disappear from history.
I know when they sight there out of mind. Now once,
once Jacqueline breaks up with somebody, they never existed, they
get internal SunShot of the spotless mind. Alright, alright, that's
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that's enough for that. Um, it's time to get into
this relationship fair now. I first, guest, don't see every
time I find out some to new about you. Right,
it's just another layer of fascination. I don't know why.
I just assumed you were an only child for whatever reason.
Just the places your imagination goes suggest that no one
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talks to you a lot. And we talk all the time,
and normally j G run the intro. But Rod, I'm
gonna let you bless us with this first guest for
the Relationship Fair, who's on the line right today? We've
got a trucker who's been added for a very long time.
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He knows all the INDs and out of trucking, trucking, sucking, trucking,
sucking and fucking. Please, fair listeners, please welcome the most
special guests I've seen on the show, my brother Tony Mac. Tony, Hey,
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what's up about y'all doing? While? First things first, Tony Mac,
do you come to us from parts unknown in Middle Tennessee?
And do you drink peanut butter whiskey like Rod? I
drink the peanut butter whiskey got me on that I'm
not from Tnasee. So now it's in cans now they're
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making it in cans. Now can peanut butter whiskey? And
you can mix it or drinking straight. Now the world
of truck driving first and foremost, thank you for what
you do. I do think the truck driving is a
very unsung occupation because the truckers stopped. The economy stops.
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Best thing about the job, worst thinking about the job,
I mean it guess it depends. Um is the money
is really good. Um, if you like when kind of
you know, making your own hours and stuff like that,
that's good. Um. Worst thinking about it, you're getting with
people on the road. Just um, you know that as
much as you gotta be on the road or whatever,
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you know, you can't be at home. So if you've
got people at home, it's hard to be there. I'm curious,
what's the weirdest thing you ever hold? I don't know.
I hadn't haulding the thing weird. I remember one time, though,
they gave I had a pharmaceutical lobe and the thing
was one box on one palette and they sent it
from Indiana to Florida, and they paid a grip for
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me to do that. And you didn't look. I was
because when oh that was before we knew about it, well, okay,
before we knew about COVID. But now when I got
to when we got to the place or whatever, they
had a t F out there and everything. So I
just figured I don't need to ask no question, just
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COVID or anthrax. One thing before you get to the
heart of it. Boy, I'm just curious. What can we
as drivers do to help you guys like me and
my little car get out dooy? But back to j
G's question though, so get out of the way. I
tend to not. I try not to ride in the
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hip pocket or like that blind spot of a truck. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
So get your speed up, get by, yeah, go hand
s meet up, get on by. It's like, if I
see you, i'd rather you go ahead and get out
the way and just go ahead and pass. I'll slow
down and eat whatever I need to do. Then let
you get back so you can get back and I
can go in by my being because something happens and
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I need to to jump to get over doing it
that I'd rather that lank that that that's had that space.
So if I need to slow down, let your own
Like when people getting up, like the worst thing is
like when people getting their own ramps, well, getting getting
when they're coming on they'll see the truck. A lot
of people are rushed out there. Then once they see
the truck, they want to slow down. It's like, no,
you rush your hands out, definitely to slow down a
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little bit. So if you go ahead and go, I
won't run into the back of you. But if you
keep stopping, I mean, don't run into the back of you.
I'm gonna run you off the road. One of the two.
Let's get to the ship. Tone you get to these
truck stops, this ship and now I've been told that
the whole lot list of game then dried up like
it ain't people just standing on the curve like its
nineteen crack error prostitution. That yeah, that that game over
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for the most part. So then am I going on
the thrifty nickel? And I going how I didn't even
know they still have made the thrifty nipple? Somebody just
had a birthday, Tony. They're a little bit opetually nine old.
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I thought they started making it through. I thought they
started making all papers. Actually no, no, without and I'm
not telling you to snitch on all of your fellow drivers,
but how does that ecosystem work? Because it seems like
a place where prostitution to it. You don't hear about
big prostitution steams at a truck stop at least, I
don't know when you hear about big enforcement busting arrest.
So it seems like something to a degree that culture
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of sex work is allowed within that space. So is
that happening at the truck stop? Is that happening in
the cab? Do you have to get a little sleeping
hotel for forty dollars off the side of the road.
How truck is busting nuts? Tony? Oh my god? Look
here man, the prostitution game. I really don't know a
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whole lot about that. Um, I don't really see him
out head with my head. Uh. It's too easy to
get online and just get your free bit. I mean,
why are you going to paying ship Chi to come
out here and jumping your truck and stuff? Ship don't
matter what's it is, you don't tend to do whatever
the app you get on here, come meet you somewhere.
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Truck has got groopies like they do. Baby, Come coming
a truck and me on the way to tie You
know what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, I've heard of
the chicks talking about they had fantasies about getting up
in the truck and getting fun in the truck. Yeah, well,
shipping here for aids. I'm like, I got something. You
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come on, get in there. How much fucking this happening
on the road amongst other truck drivers, specifically women truck drivers. Sure, um,
it happens all the time. You know, people meet up
the you know what I'm saying, whether they meet up
at at at a truck stop or um, y'all work
for the same company or something. You meet up at
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one of the terminals or something. Yeah, yeah, headquarters and
then the company parties. Yeah, hey, Christmas party. I'm telling
you here about it all the time. A matter of fact,
I just gotta eatmail about hours. Oh yeah. Yet and
they get we don't have a Christmas party, County. Also
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sorry for you. We get like free food, three drinks
all night. That's that must be nice. He's saying that,
like he not in charge of the show, not doing
I wish they do something like that for us. I mean,
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you know what I'm saying. That would be very nice man,
you know, but how do and I'm and I only
know what I know, So just give me the game,
Like because trucking, as I understand, it is a very
solitary job. So if you got somebody and you get
your load, and your load is taking you northbound up
sixty five and the girl you fucking her load is
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taking her up eighty five, y'all going to different directors?
How do y'all start with the fucking did break a
breaking nine? Break a breaking big nine on the cut check?
But nine? Well, then I guess if I'm going up
sixty five and she going up eighty five, then we
ain't sucking. Um, we're gonna We're gonna have to call
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and we got where where we're gonna get a lot
somewhere that's going on. We're gonna cross path somewhere. Um,
you know, you might want to get you more than
one chicken, so you don't necessary to get in that situation.
So that one ain't you know going up eighty five?
You got you somebody else to call. Maybe she come
across for it, and maybe I can meet you up
and and and you uh na'shel somewhere you know you know,
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I'll tell you right now. Bro. I love your logistical thinking, bro,
your logistical now Tony did have a brush with a
very coy prostitute one time. Oh oh my god. All right,
I was I was somewhere apart, and um, I think
I was in South Carolina, and I was, I'm in
the back chilling, you're about to go why DV about
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to go to sleep? And I hear a little knock
on the door whatever, So I come out. I looked
some little chickstad in my at at my passenger door.
So I'm like, okay, with the hell. But I see
somebody like moving a truck or something. I'm thinking, okay,
they'd been asked me like move or do something so
they can get in or whatever watch them or whatever.
I was hit, so I hit my window or whatever,
and I'm like, you know, what's up. And then she
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just went to start like holding conversation or whatever. I'm like, okay.
So then the dude who was backing the truck he
went on went back, and so I figured, okay, well
she with him. So she started just just talking to
me or whatever. She went to telling me that hey, mom,
you know I got out him with my cousin. So
my cousin she owed in this truck, started pointing at
some truck like he she ain't there getting fucked, and
I was like, what, Yeah, she ain't there with this
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truck and she getting funcked. I'm like, you want me
to call that one one and I'm playing with tell me.
She's like no, So she's like she just went back
and talking me, but she kept bringing up the fact
that her cousin was getting sucked. So then after a
while she was like, hey, you want to see my cousin.
I was like, you know, she playing with the phone.
So I'm thinking, okay, she's been to show me a
picture her cousin. All I say. She shows me a
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video of her cousin sucking something huge ass diick and
I'm like, oh, okay, right now, that's your cousin, right
who you know that? She like, so you good? You
know that you know? I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm straight right.
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So she sat there for miss like, well you show
you okay, you want you know what I'm saying, you
want to know? You know, I come, keep you coming
or something. It's just my cousin over there. And I'm like,
I think I'm gonna be all right. I gotta get
up early in the morning. So so she was like, well,
I want to go chill out here. I was like, fine,
you chill out, chill inside truck all you won't loan
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you on bottom truck. She don't want to say she
ain't selling pussiness. She pamper. I don't know if she
was trying to sell her cousin, if she was trying
to sell herself on what she was doing, but she
didn't make it very clear. Y'all got y'all got team
truck and it was team howling. Bro. They was out
there trying to put it together to get this change. Bro,
Like that's what it was. I get it, dog, I
would a matter of fact, why we're talking about um? Yeah,
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So I was sucking this this this chick truck at
one time. So I was her truck and uh it
was so funny because this chick came and she knocks
on the door, so she sees her and got the
window or whatever. So she was like, all right, some
chick out them. I'm like, she was like, well when
we go to like now, don't worry about it. She's
not a little bit. She left. So then somebody else
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came not so it was something dude, and I'm he's like,
so I go up there and I'm like yo, what's up.
He's like, hey, man, I got this chick man, pretty
little chicks up that sus us. I'm like, oh good,
I don't meet here with a chick man. You should out.
You know what I'm saying. She coming there and do
you know, it's like, so she gonna service both stop me.
I don't know what the price was with that. Then
she was like nah. So I was like, well, now,
because I was gonna think about that, I'm like, well,
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you know, I feeling how much it was, you know, yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't very anti.
We just found this out there. Why you anti threesome? Dude?
What is wrong with being in the threesome? It's too
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many people to please, Tony, it's too but you got
another person to help you please the other person. They work,
made the dream work, make the cry. You ain't like
you gotta do it all. It's like you and you
and your chick working on that chick, you and that
chick working on this chick, and then they're both working
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on you. Everybody. You know, maybe I did it with
the wrong two girls because they weren't study nice. So
I have one quick question. Sure, that's three truck stops
Okay brand or like specific location, stray brand. They're all
about the same. Well, honestly, it just depends on which
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one you go to. I mean, Palas and Loves are great. Um.
Just it's just as long as you go to a
newer one or one in a nice area where they
keep stuff clean. Stay away from niggas. Uh okay, thank you?
You know. Yeah. I like Fly and J. I don't
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mind Travel America Pilot Flying J. They're the same. They
owned by the same company. What about Loves, Love, Loves
and Great Love. They're putting Loves up everywhere so you
can find a lot of new, brand new Loves and
so that's my favorite truck stop. They're typically be clean,
even though that one in Nashville is disgusting. Um, they're
redoing all the bathrooms that Loves for the last two years.
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I ain't been in the Loves in the last two
years that didn't have toilets outside because the bathrooms getting remodeled.
They're doing all the day and remodeling. Pilot doing the
same thing. I don't ship at truck stops on the road.
I ship at hospitals about hotels. If I can pull
this truck up into a hotel or hospital. I promise
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you'all would that's the best place to ship on the rock.
I agree with this. I agree like bick Comforence. Normally,
ain't nobody in that room, you know what I'm saying.
That totally steve you. You know. Sometimes I mean, like ship,
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I need to bring my old lights, alt and you
clean and ship, you know, and I've got to sit
on it and still want to know is there is
there is there a food? That's my last question. Is
there a food Tony that you know you can't eat
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while you on the road just because of what it
might do to your system? Crystals really crystals, A white castle,
a little square burgers. Yeah, yeah, no, I will make
it to wherever I gotta go. Ten minutes later, I'm
gonna be every ten minutes I'm gonna have to stop,
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you know. But that ship, like LEXI thanks, that's that's
always that crystal. That's my Taco Bell. I love Taco
Bell to death. Can eat it all day and night
with no problems. I eat crystals. I'm gonna have the
ship before I get through the second Cris, I promise.
But I love that place. I ain't gonna make it
through the meal without shipping two times. That's why it's
so good to eat it when you're drinking, because it
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gets all the alcoholic back about you. Taking ship so quick.
You be feeling better and I'm ready to go back.
You know what I mean, Telly, I feel like much
flat with the Rod. We've learned a lot of things,
we've lost, some learned some things we probably shouldn't have
learned about that, Tony brother. Thank you so so much. Man.
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Respect to you brother. Let's see you out there on
the road. Man, be careful, Yes, sir, after the break,
we're gonna holler that job fair two times a man.
This is Rod's relationship, Fat. We'll be right back. Rob's relationship.
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Fat is rolling alone. Thank you to brother. Tony just
came on the program. Rod. Is that your older brother
or younger brother? Um, we're technically at the same age.
Tony is a couple of months older than me. Um,
but he's my technically he's my step brother. Got you
you got one of them daddies like my daddy. So
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we were Yeah, my mom my mom married his dad
when we were like ten years old. So Tony's a
couple of months. Yeah, we grew up together, so that's
that's how we're so close. But yeah, Tony is technically
my step brother. Yeah. I just think that's beautiful. But
but the age thing, it always throws people because whenever
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we're together, people are like, so, you know who looks
more like their mom or their dad? Well I was like,
well he looks more like his dad. I look more
like my mom. And then they're super confused, like where
we're step brothers. I think all that step and half ship,
just that that prefix on the word brother. I think
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it just boils down to your relationship with that particular
sibling because I have I have some half siblings who
I say, or my brother. They're all halves genetically. But
something I got like when nards, like when Justin comes
on the show, that's my brother grew up. But then
I got other ones who ain't seen but three times
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in my life, and one of them was daddy's funeral. Nigger,
you are a half and it's nothing personal. I don't
mean anything, but but it's just I cannot give you
the title of full sibling and because it ain't been earned,
and that's some ship you gotta earn and from the
sound of Tony sounds like you and Rudd. It sounds
(25:51):
like Rod and Tony was watching a lot of the
same Porto and reading all the same pimp books. Just
shared it, just shared a copy of Iceberg sliming passed
between each other, the sibling. But I'll just leave that alone.
How does somebody earn daddy versus father? They do the
same ship with dead beats when when your daddy and around,
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they just go, you just a sperm, don't you ain't
my daddy say all that you ship? Yeah, that's that's
the fact. It is all about relationship. That's just people
putting qualifiers on and let you know where y'all staying. Uh,
real quick before we get back to these phones. J
g um that Russ job fair Gmail inbox um has
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apparently become your little therapy session. No, no, no, not
for you the listeners, because I guess they just assumed, no,
none of us read none of the email. They just
like to you and you alone. Every email starts we hello,
J check it. Jacqueline might be the one to reply
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on the behalf of but and I was like, yeah,
don't keep going. I mean that is not true. That's
the sweetest emails, but it's in my direct messages where
they really get seriously. All right, crack them open. You
want to crack something. I'm open. No, no, no, I
just want to share one small bit of thoughts from
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what I've experienced overall as it relates to love, marriage, romance,
all the things and your d M. What are you?
What are you have in your dms? You're talking about
advice for people? Just this is marriage work? What else?
It's just a bunch of women and a couple of
men and they're just wondering. Kid, you not. I'm just
They want to know if I know magic words for love.
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I do not know any magic words. Proposed to so
many times the proposal master, how do we also get
your skills? Teacher, teacher, proposal, I am not a proposal master.
I don't know any magic words as a relationship. I've
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been asking, I've been asking for two months ago. When
you find a loose bag of diamonds, what does it
mean to you? I needed to know, like I thought
I missed some ship, so like not drop it. What
I do know is that love is not complicated. I
know that love is deliberate, and I know that it's delicate,
and I know that disagreements are unafordable, but a decision
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to stay together is a choice. And I also know
whatever you mismanage, you lose. So that's what I know.
And stop trying to marry people that don't want to
fucking marry you. The simple is answer to your questions
about how do I get proposed to is to date
somebody that wants to fucking propose to you. The last
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thing you want to do in this world is married
at motherfucker you at the bag and manipulation. Yeah, a
man's greatest investment is a smart, ambitious, and beautiful woman.
I am not kidding you. But if he is telling
you things like I don't believe in marriage, listen to
that mess. Don't stay around waiting on that. He's telling
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you I don't want any more kids and you know
you want kids. Don't stay around waiting on that mess.
He's staying at home still with his girlfriend or his mom.
What bye. That's the dumbest mess I've ever seen. That's
why you might not be getting proposed to because they're
not ready. So stop hanging out with people who aren't ready.
You're wasting your time and you're blocking the opportunity for
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those who are Yeah, and you're obviously not ready if
you're doing those things. I would also highly suggest that
you don't uh refer to your impending to be the
other person as an investment that will go very badly.
Don't don't. I said, like, girls, I want to marry
you because I'm down to invest in your future. It
is ain't about that. I don't know. No, you don't.
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I've been married for thirteen years. If I go to
say it right now and call my wife and say, baby,
you're an investment, I'm getting divorced. It's not the way
it works. Look it's a good investment. Nah nah. Look
I'm the person here and I'm the only married person here,
and I'm gonna tell you the best advice that I
ever got about marriage, any of this relationship ship came
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from my mother in law when I was still dating
my girlfriend my wife now. She told me to my face,
she said, I taught my daughter how to keep a man.
I said, well, what's that? She said, Ball's empty, stomach full.
It's the best fucking advice I've ever heard. It's the truth.
It works. I've been here, don't nothing I ain't going
to be eloquent letter so eloquent, and you're both right.
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I'll leave it at that because these people d M Jacqueline,
So I'm not good an ain't. I'm on the other
side of her breakup, So I don't you don't listen
to me for ship can't help you? Motherfucker's at all relationships? Will?
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You have been very anti love? Can we imagine if
you did the roy ship like a love connection where
we had to actually sit up and like have the
different women out there, we had to pick four. That'd
be wonderful. Yo, you want to hear some sad ship?
You want to hear some sad ship? Oh? I was
at Um. I did a rod don't know what I'm
talking about. Where in Birmingham they would do these little
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Valentine's auctions every year with the quasi local celebrities of
like whoever whoever the popular like it was me, a
couple of DJs and like whatever Kappa is fucking some
black businesswoman, some relevant party promoter and then like an
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ex Alabama receiver that didn't do ship ship and they
put us all on stage and that these women bid
on us and niggas was going for three or four dollars. Big,
I went for twenty five dollars. You didn't plant someone, No,
I didn't know that. I thought I thought I had
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the sauce. Those are all plants. They gave them that
to three hundred dollars to bid on them, right. I
was the co host of the morning show at the time.
I thought I had to fucking I'm more ninety five seven. Baby,
you don't want none of this. They's ever seen you
on nine five seven. They heard you. That's that man,
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that's that's that's stuck because DJ's that's that's a real
pussy getting business man. Back when I was in college,
it was the seven. DJ and him used to be
sneaking and out of the girl's dorms at the same time.
I'm bad shout out to that brother. Yeah, ladies, seriously,
stop begging men to do anything. There's somebody else out
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there for you. I promise, and we'll end right there.
Jacqueline's very beautiful. You should have your own talk show.
You're very You're very I'm serious, like you're just very
directing to the point, and we'll let you say everything
and then we'll let Rod and Ralph just come in
and clean it up, empty bowls and get on that
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goddamn stoves. Somebody's got to give him the real Jacqueline
is real as her professionalism will allow her. And they
we'll just gotta be here to give you, you know,
like a matter professor will give it to your rich
dummy MS. Break it down, water rich, do this, do
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use it wherever you want. And like I said, I
can only speak from my own experiences, but a man
has to tell me that he's interested. I meet their
transparency with my so there fair enough. I gotta remember
the two Time a Club. You may remember that International
Players episode from November. J G who is on the line.
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We're joined by Tappy Taps is the founder of the
ice cream shop Tappy Tappy and Cape Town, South Africa.
Just like you said, listeners might remember him from the
International Players. I think it's spelled Players, but I'm going
to pronounce it Players that episode from last year. Today, Tappy,
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we'll be talking with you Roy about a previous office
affair turned love triangle from his days in higher education.
I know this didn't happen in the truck, but I
think it's fair that we take a quick detour for
a friend of the show. And here about some of
this workplace fucking. That is the purpose of Rod's relationships.
(34:58):
Fair Tappy, welcome that to the show. Brother, Thank you
for whatever the time it is over there, for you
coming back on the run with it. Thank you for
having me again walk us through this now. So before
before I start, I'm gonna preface this by saying I
was young, I was foolish. It was a different times.
It's different times. So this was maybe what Patty six now,
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So this is what I'm back on. I was like
twenty four years ago, and I was not getting life
a little bit differently because I was I wasn't aware
that I didn't like monogamy, but I didn't realize it
was an option that was ethical. So right now I'm
an ethical and monogamist. I'm very clear now that this
behavior is at best dubious. But basically I was doing
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my master's at this point, and then we got a
new intake of honor students, so that's like the forty
of varsity now in our timeline over here, and I
started this really this very care for your sexual relationship
with this woman, and this is going on for maybe
six to eight months is and at some point another
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dude in the department I think he was a master
student as well. He comes to me. He's like, hey, man,
I need to ask you for some advice. I was like, oh,
this is right. I don't really know this guy as well. Um,
so this is coming out of knowing and I'm like, okay, sure, man,
let me help you. Well, what's what's on your mind?
And then it's explaining, Oh, I think my girlfriend is
cheating on me. Um, very suspicious. She's very she was very,
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very light skinned, so she bruises skin very easily. Right,
So it's like I keep seeing all this master this
marks on her body. I don't really know what's going on.
I was like, the man, hand learn that thing. I
mean to like kinking B D S M. So the
bruising was quite You don't talk about none of this
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ship when you came on talking about ice cream j G.
You remember when he came out, Yes, I have ice cream,
And it was about empowerment, favor every week I do
not people flavors fifty shades of like alright, so keep going,
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keep going tappy. So when this girl went too you know,
ropes and a lot of a lot of kinks that
leave bruises, and this brother is finding the bruisers her boyfriend,
the walks advice about his girlfriend from the nigga keep going,
keep going. So I'm like, oh, who's your girlfriend? I
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even know you're teaching someone. It's like, oh, it's x
y Z. I was like internalingly, I'm like creaking the
funk out. I'm like, oh, ship, I kept imagine this.
I'm having this conversation. It's like some scripture show ship, right,
And I'm like, oh no, that's really fucking brutal. Man.
I didn't even realize. So he's coming to me because
everyone in the department knows me and this woman are
quite close, right, but everyone else knows me and this
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woman are fucking so it's the only one doesn't know.
So because to me, it's not some big secret right
at this point, because I don't know she's got a boyfriend.
She hasn't told me either, a right, So I'm finding
out with him that it is me ship. So I
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offered my address. I'm like, oh, man, that's really sucks. Man,
I don't really know how to handle this situation for you.
Maybe have a conversation with trying to come down understanding
why this is happening. Maybe really find that she really cheating.
You know, I'm trying to cover my bases, and I'm like, oh,
maybe just imagine all this is that's not not there's
an element of like gas lighting this brother, because I'm
trying the same my skin, but um, they're really sucked up.
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Part after all that is we didn't stop right, So
I was like, this, this isn't my problem currently, Tappy.
At no point did you pull this woman to the
side and go, hey, baby, listen, you got to start
iceing these You keep your clothes on when you your
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other dudes. So okay, thank you for sharing that. Now, Rod,
the question to you, what do you do? What advice
should someone give if you were talking to the dude
that's being cheated on and you're the side dude. If
you're the side dude, and what is there any Should
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you come clean to the main dude about what you're
doing with his woman or you just play it the
way Tappy just played it. It depends on if he
if he comes to you like a man. I've been
in this situation before. One time in college a guy
heard I had been smashing his girl and he approached me,
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but I didn't fess up to it because he didn't
come at me like a man. He came to me
on some whole ship and you know, he came up
to me outside the calf. She's out there where her
friends looking sad. He's with his friends and he comes
up to me. He was like, listen, man, I've been
hearing some stuff and if it's true, it could really
help me out because I've been trying to find a
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reason to break up with her. So I just want
to ask you. And I was like, let me get
your whole ass out my face, like I've been fucking
your girl and you coming to me hoping it's true,
like it's a favor. And I told him no, just
because he was a bit So I understand not want
to out yourself in that situation in tappy situation, like
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the dude didn't come to him saying, I know you're
be having sex with my girls, so there's no reason
to reel that part and destroy their relationship or create
a bad situation between Tampi and old boy. So the
advice he gave him was correct. I mean me personally,
I'm I don't like drama, So all the cooled it
out till she got that straight and we had to
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come up with a continguency plan so we can move
in secret and in peace. So this is an interesting part,
right is we ended up? We continue for a bit longer,
at least maybe another half a year, and then our
our thing ended because she found out from her housemaids
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that I was sleeping with her housemate's friend from some
of the time. So she there's like, why are you
sleeping with other women? I'm like, but that was always agreement.
Were never this thing. We're never dating. Yeah, I understand
that with the women you cheating like that. It's very
when the woman wants you to be faithful to her cheating,
I've never understood that. I've been. I've been before. It's
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very weird, Like are you fucking other girls? Like you
got a whole nigga's last name. Don't question me about
what I'm doing out here, last babe. So let's stop,
let's wrap it here. But let's but let's leave the
folks with some knowledge, Right, what is the appropriate way
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for a man because I feel like if he's talking,
if somebody stepped to you, like a man. Louke man,
I know you, my girl, then I would make the
argument you shouldn't even step He shouldn't even step to
tapping in the first place. He should have went straight
to his girl and I know what's going on, goodbye,
had words with you. But everybody's everybody doesn't have that
pimping on them. Okay, So that if the conversation is
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to be had with you, what is the conversation that
is not on some whole ship. How should the conversation
have gone for you to tell this man the truth?
The conversation would would have to be you opening up
with I know this is happening, I know what has happened,
and you have to establish whether or not you're angry
it with me or if you're just trying to get
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some straightening to make your next move in your relationship.
So if you want to come to me and say, listen,
I've been hearing things, I've been seeing things. I know
y'all been fucking and it's like okay, beat yeah we are,
And then it's like, okay, what you want to do
now you're trying to squap or are you trying to
(43:27):
get your thoughts together and figure out, Should I leave her?
How serious is it? What's going on with y'all? We
had that conversation all day. As long as you're keeping
a level head and cool about it. Hey, Rod, I
heard you banging my girl. Can we establish a schedule?
Can I ask you to my calendar and we figure
out which day? Yeah, I'm I'm down. I'm down with
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that man like like, just because somebody's sleeping with somebody
else doesn't mean your relationship has to be over. Something
that all people need to do is established what a
relationship means to them and not worry about how it's
been formed in their minds since childhood. You have to
do what makes you happy and what's best for your situation.
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Because if you're with the right somebody and they like
to have sex with other people, then you have to
decide which is more important to you, being with your
soul mate or being with somebody that's not ever gonna
sleep with somebody else. And you just have to be
mature enough and smart enough to come to terms that
kind of ship. Like Tappy was saying earlier, like he
was out here trying to be monogamous, were pretended to
(44:34):
be monogamous, but he was gonna suck some hole. That's
just how he does it. And then he finally mature
to the point where he could say to himself and
other people, we can do whatever you want to do,
but I am going to sleep with other people, and
you just make your decisions based on how you feel
about that. But this is what I'm gonna do. With
this being happening and higher it and you having been
(44:56):
in hired at a number of institutions over your career,
when people in the office are having sex and words
starts spreading around, how do you stay Because my default
is to try to stay out of anything happening with
co workers. I don't want to be around when the
gossipy conversations are happening. I don't want to be the
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person who whispering and all of that. So how do
you avoid being in them circles? Because that's the first
thing to do said to Tappy is I've been hearing
dang around the office. Well, now that may come back
and sunk up my employment status with one of these
people at some point. So what are some ways that
you can move in and out of them gossipy you
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know who fucking type conversations that happened in the office.
You gotta be two people removed from it. So I
have two people who are below me, who are listening,
and when it rises up to something that I need
to know, that's when they're going to tell me. But
I don't need to hear that he said, she said,
they did part. Now, if it's going to start impacting
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their work and my money, that's when I need to
know about it. Otherwise, I don't care what anybody else
is doing. I can't care disagree with that. Yeah, stay
out of it. Keep it in your pants. It's the
easiest way to stay cool with all this ship. Keep
it in your pants at the fucking job. But much
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respect to Tappy's game. That my man had been hearing
from everybody that she was sucking somebody, but nobody told
it was you. That's real pimping right there. The fact
that he asked him right your commanding respect around that office,
and that's dope shot out of Tappy. And I don't
see an issue actually with coworkers dating. I have no
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issue with that at all, as long as you know
how to date and not be in these gossip groups
at the office and bring that mess to work where
you're not getting anything done. I don't care what you're
doing after you leave here. I don't care what you're
doing here, as long as it's not messing up my money.
I see. Most people can't do that. That's the reason happen.
He's put that type of ship in place. Yeah, it's
(47:03):
like leaving a seven year old at home by himself
thinking they can handle it just because you've seen them
do it all right, And just how about we just
make a rude don't leave seven years old by themselves.
And that's why the confidence, dude, that most people can't
just fun and keep it cool, keep it quiet, keep
it casual. How about y'all just not can't or you're fired.
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It's even worse in places where the where the employer
encourages it, because when you're at a place and it's
not encouraged, most people, I feel that are a little
bit more inclined to shut the funk up about it.
But when you're in a place and the employer is like, no,
please go ahead, you talking date yo, cast get super sloppy.
It's an ride, but it's like it's it's like leaving
(47:47):
seven year olds in the room alone with the whole
thing for the finger paint and tell them don't touch it.
You want to come back. The whole room is gonna
be picassoed out in this situation right now. They didn't
break any good more thing, the America rules, ABC rules
by dating, and now they ass is off the air
because that free willing ship they got sloppy, got stupid,
(48:09):
and now they're not fired. But they know it's even
worse because I don't care how many people each one
of them did or did not sleep with. But they're
coming down on him even harder, not saying that he
was absolutely correct in anything that he did. But she's
taking around doing what she wants. Yes, a pattern for him,
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I get it. This is the first time they've heard
her do that is nineteen women. He just slept with
that job in eight years. I hear it. But you
know when you're in that when you when you're in
that situation and you are the guy sleeping with those women,
regardless of how you might get treated socially, When it
comes time for your promotions and it comes time for
you to move up and down the ladder, they bring
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that shut up. You know, I don't know we can
trust you to move up because you know you see me,
you're sleeping all the women in the office. It's bad optics.
Like I always say, white culture is only can serned
with how things look. They don't care how things are.
And when he was sleeping with all these women in
the job, nobody gave a funk until that ship became
publicly attached to that station's image. Now he's sucking up
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and I'll just leave it at this be. I don't
care if they are separating. That mess thank cute. It's
not cute at all. Have to walk into a office
and everybody knows that you've been sleeping up your ex
husband or ex white to be has been sleeping around
and mess thank cute at all because that's the first
day they think is They're not thinking, oh, this's happened
while they were separated. The first day they think it
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is this one why y'all got separated. That's trash. That's
why I don't even play like that. That's straight trash.
Keep it in your pants at work, people, is not
hard again. Date who you want to date, but just
make sure it's clean, even at work. I know you
got a question third, but all I'm gonna say to you, tapping,
is that if you are the difference with this t
(49:56):
J Homeship and this tampionship is that none of them,
the strange spouses are working at Good Morning America three.
All right, if I'm working with the nigga, no, it's
fucking back there. I got I got to swing on you.
We got one of us has to go. Five minutes ago,
(50:18):
Roy was talking about you should go straight to your
girl and not the dude. Now he's swinging on niggas. Everybody.
Everybody does not have that good pimping at them. Everybody
is not emotionally sound enough to handle feeling like that. Rod.
(50:38):
I'm not gonna let you keep coming to my shop
calling me a simple ship the job for him for
the entirety of this podcast. You'd be sneaking in and
calling me a sip and I have an emotional Rod.
I care, not a simp. I care. I'm gracious as always,
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Uncle Tad. Thank you for calling the job fair, brother,
Thank you very much. Every good After the break, after
the break, we're gonna talk to another truck driver who's
gonna break down that world of all the craziness. It's
a job fair. We'll be right back right relationship bringing
(51:26):
it home, kep talking about the truck drive. Just go
around for relationship and eat mown a nawn load it
up and we got lot listening in a short I
(51:46):
got three girls but only got two condoms. Okay, So
you know, I really do appreciate the truck drivers coming on,
you know, because you know trucking and I've said this before,
(52:07):
they are the red blood cells of this country. Commerce
does not move if a truck driver does not get up. Therefore,
I am pro blow jobs for truck drucks. What did
every truck stopped? I wish there was a tip jar
at every flying j and Travel America. I passed was
where if I know this money is used specifically for
(52:29):
you to have some prostitute. Six right there and that
fucking truck is lounge. J G introduced our last truck.
We welcome longtime listener and friend of the show, Corey.
Corey actually inspired the theme of this week's Rod's Relationship episode.
He wrote to us back in October suggesting that we
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cover relationships or should we say, relationships that take place
with truckers such as himself while on the road. Sorry,
right now, there is the job there. Now we could
ask you a lot of different questions about how did
(53:13):
you get into trucking, in the economics of trucking, and
how to be an owner operator? How did COVID talk
to us about that? But naked sex that be happening
on the job, Cory, what type of sex andes is
going on? Give us some stories and ride a hand
it off to you and your curiosities. Oh well, I
don't have any stories myself personally, but I do have
(53:34):
a brother man. I'm team drove and we got I
ain't gonna name the city because it might give him
in it. What is team driving? Is that like two
drivers one cab, two drivers in one truck. Okay, and uh,
he has a prostitute for every city he go to,
(53:55):
Hold on, hold on home. He said it one more time.
Did you just say he had a prostitute and a
weed man every city he goes to? So do most
comedians keep going? He ordered one and uh, as he
was finishing with he offered up like some friends. He
just kind of did, like the hand movement to an off.
I wanted some pussies. Everybody else gonna have something, So
(54:24):
a trucker you go from city to city. I would
imagine most truckers don't have hotels. And I know some
of the trucks, like my my uncle used Temper when
he was driving for J. B. Hunt. They would have
the little bed in the little hut. You're like a
little hut, like like, how do you hear about that
little that little divid that little cut up top. Are
(54:44):
you driving while your truck made his fucking or do
you go inside the truck stop and let them stop?
I'm in truck stuff and they just you gotta come
back into sex cloud. It's like the Covie plow that
it's made out of sperm. I my friend, Yeah, a website.
(55:17):
He goes on, excuse me, how sad was he went
back page got shut down. Oh well, they're like like
it's a best friend down. Boy. They were selling pussy
for the same place as Classic Rebox in Shoe City,
(55:37):
No lines, detective. What is it cost on the half hour?
In the hour for a trucker, Like how much of advice?
Most of the list it's about a service, like for
the for you know, penetration, maybe ten for blowjob. You
want it all? Just a combo package around the world
(55:58):
listens basically like you know, you know crack hords essentially
like they ain't charging, ain't no upscale, a lot lizards, no, no,
they all like Oh so that's why the prices are
still like these are something you'll see the hot and
ready prices here. They are competing at nobody outside of
(56:20):
Pilot and no Ferraris, and they a dress would have
been some of the bad running. And you've heard tu
quite quite quite a few break them down. Break them down. Well,
I live at in Atlanta. It's to two trucks out here.
There's notorious. It's uh, the one of them. It's a
padded on voter Chris. And that petrol on bankhead. Oh,
(56:41):
that petrol on bankheads been a problem a long ass time.
That is not Yeah, yeah, any kind of drug you
won't you can go over there and get it. You
couldn't go there. If you guys stuck in Bankhead you
want to get ribbed, that's where you go. You know,
you don't mess around over there. Okay, So break it down.
The one on voter Chris, what that one's been on?
First four days fish scar A few times. Those females
(57:04):
don't look like prostitutes. This the ones that because they
look cleaner than the light was. So so it's more
of a set up. Those the ones that get your truck, Yeah,
they get your truck, get your pants off, and then
some guys on behind them. You may be yeah, you
might be giving up something. Oh Corey, good lord, keep
(57:25):
that off. Just jegging off. Yeah, that's that's that's got it.
I mean, I can't imagine the more like fucked up
prostitute getting situation. Then you trying to get some pussy
and pay for it, and then some dude comes take
your mind and your girl and gives you some dick
that goddamn snap food for your ass. How often are
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you away from your wife? And how long the long
this is twenty one days out? Yeah, it's depressing. Let
me talk to you for a second. Ride. So now
of what Corey just said, right, some of the women
look what better put together, and those end up being
the ones robbing you. If you are a man, listen,
let me see it nicely. If you're ugly, motherfucker, should
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you not be honest with yourself on why a woman
of a certain attractiveness is talking to you and be
suspicious of that? Yes, you have to that you have
to do that even if they're trying to do it
in exchange for money, you should be thinking set up.
I got a good friend and uh, he ain't be
listening right now. He knows who he is. He has
(58:36):
ended up in no situations himself based on like how
he looks. And one of the one of the best
ones was he was in the bar and a woman
came up doing and started chatting him up, and he
was like, listen, just just tell me what you want.
And she was like, what are you talking about. He
was like, listen, I know what I look like. Okay,
(58:59):
So women that look like you don't come up to
dudes like me, So you either want something or one
of my friends are here put you up to this
as a joke. And she was like, yeah, your friends
told me to come miss with you, Like, I know it.
I know it. Be honest with yourself. It's not sad.
That's that's most people's biggest problem. Though. Being honest like
(59:24):
that goes for prostitutes being set up for robberies, or
you know, just people you date in general. If you're
honest enough with yourself, you're realized anybody interested in somebody
like you, whether this looks a personality must be up
to no fucking good because you ain't sure. I appreciate
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your coring man, thank you. Yeah, that's the show, Royce
job fair. It's a product of I Heart Meetia south Park,
a prinship product, Chins. We did it. That's another relationship fair.
In the books, we broke down this world of trucking
and a lot of fucking, a lot of god damn
detecting that truck driving. You learned a lot today? Did
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what sound like you already knew a lot. I didn't
know you knew what around the world was j G.
No hell, hip bro. My uncle had girls and the
lady named Horse. She was my favorite. She was so sweet.
Why she why was she called Horse? Well, I don't know.
At seven eight, when I was seven and eight, I
(01:00:38):
didn't know. It dawned on me at one. That's the show.
This has been a Comedy Central podcast
You're listening to Comedy Central. Oh man, oh Man. Now,
I know they want us to talk about Dion Third,
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Its relationship fair this week, true, true, true, now hiring
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Good Morning America co host t J. Hol and Amy
Robbick have been temporarily taken off the air after it
has been exposed that they've been fucking each other and
they're about to divorce their respective spouse has got them what.
The affair was exposed not too long ago, a little
earlier this fall, and a lot of public outcry just
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both of them because they're both married. And turns out
all along they've been getting it on and now they're
ready to make it official. Well, relationship got off to
a rocky start, and now the public is saying that
you can't be on air. I think they should still
be allowed to be on air, Rod, what say you?
I do not support this, but I also don't think
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they should be kicked off the air. It's been great
for the ratings over g M A three God damn
the second one, you know what I mean. But they've
said themselves that it was great for ratings and that
they let them on the air, and then they had
another meeting and now they've been suspended. But do I
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think what they did was egregious enough against company policy
or the social contract they have with the viewers. But
if you're going to be fucking people at work and
bringing this type of drama, if they take you off
the air, you have to accept that it's got But
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it's gotta be a lot of stress on whoever's replacing them, Like,
that's a lot of pressure to be the person on
TV after the two co hosts who haven't in affair
because people love mess. Is the pressure coming in replacing
the two people fucking or is the pressure coming in
figuring out who you should fund next so that you
could keep the chain going? Like where is the pressure?
Like I don't understand. The pressure is definitely and like
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keeping people interested in this show and nothing had people more.
And I had never heard of Good Morning America three.
I don't live in New York. I've never heard of
g m A three until they said those two people.
I'm in Jersey, I'm right around the corner. Now I'm
gonna watching as a former guests a Good Morning America. Three.
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That's the opinions of Rod and Ralph. And I really
hope that if the producers of Good Morning America listening,
you still have me on the show. I ain't been
kicking the ship up. That's there, let's start the show next.
If I really say that was man's like like, I
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literally said this was right for the show because I
had heard of right talked all over the theme song.
My name is Roy, this is Rod's relationship. Fair. Let's go.
We're talking truck driving today. We are going to talk
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to the men and women who deliver all of the
ship that you need. And I bet you didn't know
that every nine and then they pull off off to
the side of the road and pull out. They meet
and play with it and let other people touch it
for money, meet to meet transactions. That's what we're gonna
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talk about today. Average truck driver makes about sixty nine
and seventy thousand dollars a year, thank you. And you
can get paid by the load, you can get paid
by the mile. A challenging job, so I understand why
sex is a big part of it. Number One does travel,
you know, and we talked about that with the last
relationship fair a couple of ago. When we're talking about
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the military sex in another place, you get lonely. I
don't like that political correct bullshit. White people like the
phrase that type of stuff about you're on the road,
you get lonely. You ain't lonely. You want to funk something,
your horny. I agree. I hate the fact that people
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bad mouth truckers and you hate eighteen wheelers when everything
that you need in your life was brought by either
a truck or a train. And talk to me about
airplanes and ships that get the ship to the ports.
But once it's time to bring it to you, anytime
something out of stock, the first thing that the employees say,
we don't we gotta wait on the truck. You gotta
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wait on the truck to come in. So we're gonna
celebrate these truck drivers and figure out the ways that
they all get the bust and nut. But first, Code's
Most Outstanding Employee of the Week CMO is T J.
Holmes having two affairs at work keeping what about amy
robots one person and we didn't run it back twice?
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If you're gonna do trash, called both trash? How was
that truck because you're choosing someone who's trash, that's Cmosa.
You might as well get them both. They like to
be together. Anyone you're making trash c and Moosa and
the other one. So that's that's the quickest cm on
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the history of the show ever too for the price
of one. But now, Jacqueline, as it's customary with every
relationship Fair, one engagement story, she promised us last last
relationship Fair a story about loose diamonds. J G I
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got loose. I can make it sure. Tell us about
the loose diamonds JAP. I popped over to his house
to see him so we could have lunch or either
dinner or something. He had this beautiful puppy and the
puppy kept scratching at the sofa. I'm like, what is
this puppy after? What is under that sofa? So I
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lifted up the cushion. It was a nice velvet bag.
I opened the velvet bag and it was a bunch
of loose diamonds in it. You know what happened? When
you see loose diamonds, you're about to get an age,
you do. I don't think anybody ever has ever said
that in the annimals of diamond history. Ever loose diamonds,
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you know what that means somebody about to get proposed to,
not not even in medieval times. That mothercker's get down
on one knee and present a handful of jewels and
something kind of married him, present me with loose diamonds.
Whatever he chose the diamonds to build out, then you
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chose the sled chamber to tear that motherfucker down. I mean,
I don't know what else to tell you. Why didn't
you get married? Because because I don't know if people
realize this or not, but you've been married once, proposed
to four and a half times, and you said yes
to every proposal and then change your mind later. So
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you have to say yes or you can get out
of the rod. I could kill you. I know. Once
you're done with them, they just gotta disappear from history.
I know when they sight there out of mind. Now once,
once Jacqueline breaks up with somebody, they never existed, they
get internal SunShot of the spotless mind. Alright, alright, that's
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that's enough for that. Um, it's time to get into
this relationship fair now. I first, guest, don't see every
time I find out some to new about you. Right,
it's just another layer of fascination. I don't know why.
I just assumed you were an only child for whatever reason.
Just the places your imagination goes suggest that no one
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talks to you a lot. And we talk all the time,
and normally j G run the intro. But Rod, I'm
gonna let you bless us with this first guest for
the Relationship Fair, who's on the line right today? We've
got a trucker who's been added for a very long time.
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He knows all the INDs and out of trucking, trucking, sucking, trucking,
sucking and fucking. Please, fair listeners, please welcome the most
special guests I've seen on the show, my brother Tony Mac. Tony, Hey,
(08:55):
what's up about y'all doing? While? First things first, Tony Mac,
do you come to us from parts unknown in Middle Tennessee?
And do you drink peanut butter whiskey like Rod? I
drink the peanut butter whiskey got me on that I'm
not from Tnasee. So now it's in cans now they're
(09:18):
making it in cans. Now can peanut butter whiskey? And
you can mix it or drinking straight. Now the world
of truck driving first and foremost, thank you for what
you do. I do think the truck driving is a
very unsung occupation because the truckers stopped. The economy stops.
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Best thing about the job, worst thinking about the job,
I mean it guess it depends. Um is the money
is really good. Um, if you like when kind of
you know, making your own hours and stuff like that,
that's good. Um. Worst thinking about it, you're getting with
people on the road. Just um, you know that as
much as you gotta be on the road or whatever,
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you know, you can't be at home. So if you've
got people at home, it's hard to be there. I'm curious,
what's the weirdest thing you ever hold? I don't know.
I hadn't haulding the thing weird. I remember one time, though,
they gave I had a pharmaceutical lobe and the thing
was one box on one palette and they sent it
from Indiana to Florida, and they paid a grip for
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me to do that. And you didn't look. I was
because when oh that was before we knew about it, well, okay,
before we knew about COVID. But now when I got
to when we got to the place or whatever, they
had a t F out there and everything. So I
just figured I don't need to ask no question, just
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COVID or anthrax. One thing before you get to the
heart of it. Boy, I'm just curious. What can we
as drivers do to help you guys like me and
my little car get out dooy? But back to j
G's question though, so get out of the way. I
tend to not. I try not to ride in the
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hip pocket or like that blind spot of a truck. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
So get your speed up, get by, yeah, go hand
s meet up, get on by. It's like, if I
see you, i'd rather you go ahead and get out
the way and just go ahead and pass. I'll slow
down and eat whatever I need to do. Then let
you get back so you can get back and I
can go in by my being because something happens and
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I need to to jump to get over doing it
that I'd rather that lank that that that's had that space.
So if I need to slow down, let your own
Like when people getting up, like the worst thing is
like when people getting their own ramps, well, getting getting
when they're coming on they'll see the truck. A lot
of people are rushed out there. Then once they see
the truck, they want to slow down. It's like, no,
you rush your hands out, definitely to slow down a
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little bit. So if you go ahead and go, I
won't run into the back of you. But if you
keep stopping, I mean, don't run into the back of you.
I'm gonna run you off the road. One of the two.
Let's get to the ship. Tone you get to these
truck stops, this ship and now I've been told that
the whole lot list of game then dried up like
it ain't people just standing on the curve like its
nineteen crack error prostitution. That yeah, that that game over
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for the most part. So then am I going on
the thrifty nickel? And I going how I didn't even
know they still have made the thrifty nipple? Somebody just
had a birthday, Tony. They're a little bit opetually nine old.
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I thought they started making it through. I thought they
started making all papers. Actually no, no, without and I'm
not telling you to snitch on all of your fellow drivers,
but how does that ecosystem work? Because it seems like
a place where prostitution to it. You don't hear about
big prostitution steams at a truck stop at least, I
don't know when you hear about big enforcement busting arrest.
So it seems like something to a degree that culture
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of sex work is allowed within that space. So is
that happening at the truck stop? Is that happening in
the cab? Do you have to get a little sleeping
hotel for forty dollars off the side of the road.
How truck is busting nuts? Tony? Oh my god? Look
here man, the prostitution game. I really don't know a
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whole lot about that. Um, I don't really see him
out head with my head. Uh. It's too easy to
get online and just get your free bit. I mean,
why are you going to paying ship Chi to come
out here and jumping your truck and stuff? Ship don't
matter what's it is, you don't tend to do whatever
the app you get on here, come meet you somewhere.
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Truck has got groopies like they do. Baby, Come coming
a truck and me on the way to tie You
know what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, I've heard of
the chicks talking about they had fantasies about getting up
in the truck and getting fun in the truck. Yeah, well,
shipping here for aids. I'm like, I got something. You
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come on, get in there. How much fucking this happening
on the road amongst other truck drivers, specifically women truck drivers. Sure, um,
it happens all the time. You know, people meet up
the you know what I'm saying, whether they meet up
at at at a truck stop or um, y'all work
for the same company or something. You meet up at
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one of the terminals or something. Yeah, yeah, headquarters and
then the company parties. Yeah, hey, Christmas party. I'm telling
you here about it all the time. A matter of fact,
I just gotta eatmail about hours. Oh yeah. Yet and
they get we don't have a Christmas party, County. Also
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sorry for you. We get like free food, three drinks
all night. That's that must be nice. He's saying that,
like he not in charge of the show, not doing
I wish they do something like that for us. I mean,
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you know what I'm saying. That would be very nice man,
you know, but how do and I'm and I only
know what I know, So just give me the game,
Like because trucking, as I understand, it is a very
solitary job. So if you got somebody and you get
your load, and your load is taking you northbound up
sixty five and the girl you fucking her load is
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taking her up eighty five, y'all going to different directors?
How do y'all start with the fucking did break a
breaking nine? Break a breaking big nine on the cut check?
But nine? Well, then I guess if I'm going up
sixty five and she going up eighty five, then we
ain't sucking. Um, we're gonna We're gonna have to call
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and we got where where we're gonna get a lot
somewhere that's going on. We're gonna cross path somewhere. Um,
you know, you might want to get you more than
one chicken, so you don't necessary to get in that situation.
So that one ain't you know going up eighty five?
You got you somebody else to call. Maybe she come
across for it, and maybe I can meet you up
and and and you uh na'shel somewhere you know you know,
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I'll tell you right now. Bro. I love your logistical thinking, bro,
your logistical now Tony did have a brush with a
very coy prostitute one time. Oh oh my god. All right,
I was I was somewhere apart, and um, I think
I was in South Carolina, and I was, I'm in
the back chilling, you're about to go why DV about
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to go to sleep? And I hear a little knock
on the door whatever, So I come out. I looked
some little chickstad in my at at my passenger door.
So I'm like, okay, with the hell. But I see
somebody like moving a truck or something. I'm thinking, okay,
they'd been asked me like move or do something so
they can get in or whatever watch them or whatever.
I was hit, so I hit my window or whatever,
and I'm like, you know, what's up. And then she
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just went to start like holding conversation or whatever. I'm like, okay.
So then the dude who was backing the truck he
went on went back, and so I figured, okay, well
she with him. So she started just just talking to
me or whatever. She went to telling me that hey, mom,
you know I got out him with my cousin. So
my cousin she owed in this truck, started pointing at
some truck like he she ain't there getting fucked, and
I was like, what, Yeah, she ain't there with this
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truck and she getting funcked. I'm like, you want me
to call that one one and I'm playing with tell me.
She's like no, So she's like she just went back
and talking me, but she kept bringing up the fact
that her cousin was getting sucked. So then after a
while she was like, hey, you want to see my cousin.
I was like, you know, she playing with the phone.
So I'm thinking, okay, she's been to show me a
picture her cousin. All I say. She shows me a
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video of her cousin sucking something huge ass diick and
I'm like, oh, okay, right now, that's your cousin, right
who you know that? She like, so you good? You
know that you know? I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm straight right.
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So she sat there for miss like, well you show
you okay, you want you know what I'm saying, you
want to know? You know, I come, keep you coming
or something. It's just my cousin over there. And I'm like,
I think I'm gonna be all right. I gotta get
up early in the morning. So so she was like, well,
I want to go chill out here. I was like, fine,
you chill out, chill inside truck all you won't loan
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you on bottom truck. She don't want to say she
ain't selling pussiness. She pamper. I don't know if she
was trying to sell her cousin, if she was trying
to sell herself on what she was doing, but she
didn't make it very clear. Y'all got y'all got team
truck and it was team howling. Bro. They was out
there trying to put it together to get this change. Bro,
Like that's what it was. I get it, dog, I
would a matter of fact, why we're talking about um? Yeah,
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So I was sucking this this this chick truck at
one time. So I was her truck and uh it
was so funny because this chick came and she knocks
on the door, so she sees her and got the
window or whatever. So she was like, all right, some
chick out them. I'm like, she was like, well when
we go to like now, don't worry about it. She's
not a little bit. She left. So then somebody else
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came not so it was something dude, and I'm he's like,
so I go up there and I'm like yo, what's up.
He's like, hey, man, I got this chick man, pretty
little chicks up that sus us. I'm like, oh good,
I don't meet here with a chick man. You should out.
You know what I'm saying. She coming there and do
you know, it's like, so she gonna service both stop me.
I don't know what the price was with that. Then
she was like nah. So I was like, well, now,
because I was gonna think about that, I'm like, well,
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you know, I feeling how much it was, you know, yeah,
you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't very anti.
We just found this out there. Why you anti threesome? Dude?
What is wrong with being in the threesome? It's too
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many people to please, Tony, it's too but you got
another person to help you please the other person. They work,
made the dream work, make the cry. You ain't like
you gotta do it all. It's like you and you
and your chick working on that chick, you and that
chick working on this chick, and then they're both working
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on you. Everybody. You know, maybe I did it with
the wrong two girls because they weren't study nice. So
I have one quick question. Sure, that's three truck stops
Okay brand or like specific location, stray brand. They're all
about the same. Well, honestly, it just depends on which
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one you go to. I mean, Palas and Loves are great. Um.
Just it's just as long as you go to a
newer one or one in a nice area where they
keep stuff clean. Stay away from niggas. Uh okay, thank you?
You know. Yeah. I like Fly and J. I don't
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mind Travel America Pilot Flying J. They're the same. They
owned by the same company. What about Loves, Love, Loves
and Great Love. They're putting Loves up everywhere so you
can find a lot of new, brand new Loves and
so that's my favorite truck stop. They're typically be clean,
even though that one in Nashville is disgusting. Um, they're
redoing all the bathrooms that Loves for the last two years.
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I ain't been in the Loves in the last two
years that didn't have toilets outside because the bathrooms getting remodeled.
They're doing all the day and remodeling. Pilot doing the
same thing. I don't ship at truck stops on the road.
I ship at hospitals about hotels. If I can pull
this truck up into a hotel or hospital. I promise
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you'all would that's the best place to ship on the rock.
I agree with this. I agree like bick Comforence. Normally,
ain't nobody in that room, you know what I'm saying.
That totally steve you. You know. Sometimes I mean, like ship,
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I need to bring my old lights, alt and you
clean and ship, you know, and I've got to sit
on it and still want to know is there is
there is there a food? That's my last question. Is
there a food Tony that you know you can't eat
(22:26):
while you on the road just because of what it
might do to your system? Crystals really crystals, A white castle,
a little square burgers. Yeah, yeah, no, I will make
it to wherever I gotta go. Ten minutes later, I'm
gonna be every ten minutes I'm gonna have to stop,
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you know. But that ship, like LEXI thanks, that's that's
always that crystal. That's my Taco Bell. I love Taco
Bell to death. Can eat it all day and night
with no problems. I eat crystals. I'm gonna have the
ship before I get through the second Cris, I promise.
But I love that place. I ain't gonna make it
through the meal without shipping two times. That's why it's
so good to eat it when you're drinking, because it
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gets all the alcoholic back about you. Taking ship so quick.
You be feeling better and I'm ready to go back.
You know what I mean, Telly, I feel like much
flat with the Rod. We've learned a lot of things,
we've lost, some learned some things we probably shouldn't have
learned about that, Tony brother. Thank you so so much. Man.
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Respect to you brother. Let's see you out there on
the road. Man, be careful, Yes, sir, after the break,
we're gonna holler that job fair two times a man.
This is Rod's relationship, Fat. We'll be right back. Rob's relationship.
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Fat is rolling alone. Thank you to brother. Tony just
came on the program. Rod. Is that your older brother
or younger brother? Um, we're technically at the same age.
Tony is a couple of months older than me. Um,
but he's my technically he's my step brother. Got you
you got one of them daddies like my daddy. So
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we were Yeah, my mom my mom married his dad
when we were like ten years old. So Tony's a
couple of months. Yeah, we grew up together, so that's
that's how we're so close. But yeah, Tony is technically
my step brother. Yeah. I just think that's beautiful. But
but the age thing, it always throws people because whenever
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we're together, people are like, so, you know who looks
more like their mom or their dad? Well I was like,
well he looks more like his dad. I look more
like my mom. And then they're super confused, like where
we're step brothers. I think all that step and half ship,
just that that prefix on the word brother. I think
(25:08):
it just boils down to your relationship with that particular
sibling because I have I have some half siblings who
I say, or my brother. They're all halves genetically. But
something I got like when nards, like when Justin comes
on the show, that's my brother grew up. But then
I got other ones who ain't seen but three times
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in my life, and one of them was daddy's funeral. Nigger,
you are a half and it's nothing personal. I don't
mean anything, but but it's just I cannot give you
the title of full sibling and because it ain't been earned,
and that's some ship you gotta earn and from the
sound of Tony sounds like you and Rudd. It sounds
(25:51):
like Rod and Tony was watching a lot of the
same Porto and reading all the same pimp books. Just
shared it, just shared a copy of Iceberg sliming passed
between each other, the sibling. But I'll just leave that alone.
How does somebody earn daddy versus father? They do the
same ship with dead beats when when your daddy and around,
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they just go, you just a sperm, don't you ain't
my daddy say all that you ship? Yeah, that's that's
the fact. It is all about relationship. That's just people
putting qualifiers on and let you know where y'all staying. Uh,
real quick before we get back to these phones. J
g um that Russ job fair Gmail inbox um has
(26:37):
apparently become your little therapy session. No, no, no, not
for you the listeners, because I guess they just assumed, no,
none of us read none of the email. They just
like to you and you alone. Every email starts we hello,
J check it. Jacqueline might be the one to reply
(27:05):
on the behalf of but and I was like, yeah,
don't keep going. I mean that is not true. That's
the sweetest emails, but it's in my direct messages where
they really get seriously. All right, crack them open. You
want to crack something. I'm open. No, no, no, I
just want to share one small bit of thoughts from
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what I've experienced overall as it relates to love, marriage, romance,
all the things and your d M. What are you?
What are you have in your dms? You're talking about
advice for people? Just this is marriage work? What else?
It's just a bunch of women and a couple of
men and they're just wondering. Kid, you not. I'm just
They want to know if I know magic words for love.
(27:49):
I do not know any magic words. Proposed to so
many times the proposal master, how do we also get
your skills? Teacher, teacher, proposal, I am not a proposal master.
I don't know any magic words as a relationship. I've
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been asking, I've been asking for two months ago. When
you find a loose bag of diamonds, what does it
mean to you? I needed to know, like I thought
I missed some ship, so like not drop it. What
I do know is that love is not complicated. I
know that love is deliberate, and I know that it's delicate,
and I know that disagreements are unafordable, but a decision
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to stay together is a choice. And I also know
whatever you mismanage, you lose. So that's what I know.
And stop trying to marry people that don't want to
fucking marry you. The simple is answer to your questions
about how do I get proposed to is to date
somebody that wants to fucking propose to you. The last
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thing you want to do in this world is married
at motherfucker you at the bag and manipulation. Yeah, a
man's greatest investment is a smart, ambitious, and beautiful woman.
I am not kidding you. But if he is telling
you things like I don't believe in marriage, listen to
that mess. Don't stay around waiting on that. He's telling
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you I don't want any more kids and you know
you want kids. Don't stay around waiting on that mess.
He's staying at home still with his girlfriend or his mom.
What bye. That's the dumbest mess I've ever seen. That's
why you might not be getting proposed to because they're
not ready. So stop hanging out with people who aren't ready.
You're wasting your time and you're blocking the opportunity for
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those who are Yeah, and you're obviously not ready if
you're doing those things. I would also highly suggest that
you don't uh refer to your impending to be the
other person as an investment that will go very badly.
Don't don't. I said, like, girls, I want to marry
you because I'm down to invest in your future. It
is ain't about that. I don't know. No, you don't.
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I've been married for thirteen years. If I go to
say it right now and call my wife and say, baby,
you're an investment, I'm getting divorced. It's not the way
it works. Look it's a good investment. Nah nah. Look
I'm the person here and I'm the only married person here,
and I'm gonna tell you the best advice that I
ever got about marriage, any of this relationship ship came
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from my mother in law when I was still dating
my girlfriend my wife now. She told me to my face,
she said, I taught my daughter how to keep a man.
I said, well, what's that? She said, Ball's empty, stomach full.
It's the best fucking advice I've ever heard. It's the truth.
It works. I've been here, don't nothing I ain't going
to be eloquent letter so eloquent, and you're both right.
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I'll leave it at that because these people d M Jacqueline,
So I'm not good an ain't. I'm on the other
side of her breakup, So I don't you don't listen
to me for ship can't help you? Motherfucker's at all relationships? Will?
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You have been very anti love? Can we imagine if
you did the roy ship like a love connection where
we had to actually sit up and like have the
different women out there, we had to pick four. That'd
be wonderful. Yo, you want to hear some sad ship?
You want to hear some sad ship? Oh? I was
at Um. I did a rod don't know what I'm
talking about. Where in Birmingham they would do these little
(31:39):
Valentine's auctions every year with the quasi local celebrities of
like whoever whoever the popular like it was me, a
couple of DJs and like whatever Kappa is fucking some
black businesswoman, some relevant party promoter and then like an
(32:03):
ex Alabama receiver that didn't do ship ship and they
put us all on stage and that these women bid
on us and niggas was going for three or four dollars. Big,
I went for twenty five dollars. You didn't plant someone, No,
I didn't know that. I thought I thought I had
(32:23):
the sauce. Those are all plants. They gave them that
to three hundred dollars to bid on them, right. I
was the co host of the morning show at the time.
I thought I had to fucking I'm more ninety five seven. Baby,
you don't want none of this. They's ever seen you
on nine five seven. They heard you. That's that man,
(32:43):
that's that's that's stuck because DJ's that's that's a real
pussy getting business man. Back when I was in college,
it was the seven. DJ and him used to be
sneaking and out of the girl's dorms at the same time.
I'm bad shout out to that brother. Yeah, ladies, seriously,
stop begging men to do anything. There's somebody else out
(33:07):
there for you. I promise, and we'll end right there.
Jacqueline's very beautiful. You should have your own talk show.
You're very You're very I'm serious, like you're just very
directing to the point, and we'll let you say everything
and then we'll let Rod and Ralph just come in
and clean it up, empty bowls and get on that
(33:28):
goddamn stoves. Somebody's got to give him the real Jacqueline
is real as her professionalism will allow her. And they
we'll just gotta be here to give you, you know,
like a matter professor will give it to your rich
dummy MS. Break it down, water rich, do this, do
(33:49):
use it wherever you want. And like I said, I
can only speak from my own experiences, but a man
has to tell me that he's interested. I meet their
transparency with my so there fair enough. I gotta remember
the two Time a Club. You may remember that International
Players episode from November. J G who is on the line.
(34:11):
We're joined by Tappy Taps is the founder of the
ice cream shop Tappy Tappy and Cape Town, South Africa.
Just like you said, listeners might remember him from the
International Players. I think it's spelled Players, but I'm going
to pronounce it Players that episode from last year. Today, Tappy,
(34:36):
we'll be talking with you Roy about a previous office
affair turned love triangle from his days in higher education.
I know this didn't happen in the truck, but I
think it's fair that we take a quick detour for
a friend of the show. And here about some of
this workplace fucking. That is the purpose of Rod's relationships.
(34:58):
Fair Tappy, welcome that to the show. Brother, Thank you
for whatever the time it is over there, for you
coming back on the run with it. Thank you for
having me again walk us through this now. So before
before I start, I'm gonna preface this by saying I
was young, I was foolish. It was a different times.
It's different times. So this was maybe what Patty six now,
(35:24):
So this is what I'm back on. I was like
twenty four years ago, and I was not getting life
a little bit differently because I was I wasn't aware
that I didn't like monogamy, but I didn't realize it
was an option that was ethical. So right now I'm
an ethical and monogamist. I'm very clear now that this
behavior is at best dubious. But basically I was doing
(35:46):
my master's at this point, and then we got a
new intake of honor students, so that's like the forty
of varsity now in our timeline over here, and I
started this really this very care for your sexual relationship
with this woman, and this is going on for maybe
six to eight months is and at some point another
(36:10):
dude in the department I think he was a master
student as well. He comes to me. He's like, hey, man,
I need to ask you for some advice. I was like, oh,
this is right. I don't really know this guy as well. Um,
so this is coming out of knowing and I'm like, okay, sure, man,
let me help you. Well, what's what's on your mind?
And then it's explaining, Oh, I think my girlfriend is
cheating on me. Um, very suspicious. She's very she was very,
(36:39):
very light skinned, so she bruises skin very easily. Right,
So it's like I keep seeing all this master this
marks on her body. I don't really know what's going on.
I was like, the man, hand learn that thing. I
mean to like kinking B D S M. So the
bruising was quite You don't talk about none of this
(37:00):
ship when you came on talking about ice cream j G.
You remember when he came out, Yes, I have ice cream,
And it was about empowerment, favor every week I do
not people flavors fifty shades of like alright, so keep going,
(37:28):
keep going tappy. So when this girl went too you know,
ropes and a lot of a lot of kinks that
leave bruises, and this brother is finding the bruisers her boyfriend,
the walks advice about his girlfriend from the nigga keep going,
keep going. So I'm like, oh, who's your girlfriend? I
(37:49):
even know you're teaching someone. It's like, oh, it's x
y Z. I was like internalingly, I'm like creaking the
funk out. I'm like, oh, ship, I kept imagine this.
I'm having this conversation. It's like some scripture show ship, right,
And I'm like, oh no, that's really fucking brutal. Man.
I didn't even realize. So he's coming to me because
everyone in the department knows me and this woman are
quite close, right, but everyone else knows me and this
(38:13):
woman are fucking so it's the only one doesn't know.
So because to me, it's not some big secret right
at this point, because I don't know she's got a boyfriend.
She hasn't told me either, a right, So I'm finding
out with him that it is me ship. So I
(38:34):
offered my address. I'm like, oh, man, that's really sucks. Man,
I don't really know how to handle this situation for you.
Maybe have a conversation with trying to come down understanding
why this is happening. Maybe really find that she really cheating.
You know, I'm trying to cover my bases, and I'm like, oh,
maybe just imagine all this is that's not not there's
an element of like gas lighting this brother, because I'm
trying the same my skin, but um, they're really sucked up.
(39:00):
Part after all that is we didn't stop right, So
I was like, this, this isn't my problem currently, Tappy.
At no point did you pull this woman to the
side and go, hey, baby, listen, you got to start
iceing these You keep your clothes on when you your
(39:22):
other dudes. So okay, thank you for sharing that. Now, Rod,
the question to you, what do you do? What advice
should someone give if you were talking to the dude
that's being cheated on and you're the side dude. If
you're the side dude, and what is there any Should
(39:45):
you come clean to the main dude about what you're
doing with his woman or you just play it the
way Tappy just played it. It depends on if he
if he comes to you like a man. I've been
in this situation before. One time in college a guy
heard I had been smashing his girl and he approached me,
(40:07):
but I didn't fess up to it because he didn't
come at me like a man. He came to me
on some whole ship and you know, he came up
to me outside the calf. She's out there where her
friends looking sad. He's with his friends and he comes
up to me. He was like, listen, man, I've been
hearing some stuff and if it's true, it could really
help me out because I've been trying to find a
(40:30):
reason to break up with her. So I just want
to ask you. And I was like, let me get
your whole ass out my face, like I've been fucking
your girl and you coming to me hoping it's true,
like it's a favor. And I told him no, just
because he was a bit So I understand not want
to out yourself in that situation in tappy situation, like
(40:51):
the dude didn't come to him saying, I know you're
be having sex with my girls, so there's no reason
to reel that part and destroy their relationship or create
a bad situation between Tampi and old boy. So the
advice he gave him was correct. I mean me personally,
I'm I don't like drama, So all the cooled it
out till she got that straight and we had to
(41:12):
come up with a continguency plan so we can move
in secret and in peace. So this is an interesting part,
right is we ended up? We continue for a bit longer,
at least maybe another half a year, and then our
our thing ended because she found out from her housemaids
(41:35):
that I was sleeping with her housemate's friend from some
of the time. So she there's like, why are you
sleeping with other women? I'm like, but that was always agreement.
Were never this thing. We're never dating. Yeah, I understand
that with the women you cheating like that. It's very
when the woman wants you to be faithful to her cheating,
I've never understood that. I've been. I've been before. It's
(41:58):
very weird, Like are you fucking other girls? Like you
got a whole nigga's last name. Don't question me about
what I'm doing out here, last babe. So let's stop,
let's wrap it here. But let's but let's leave the
folks with some knowledge, Right, what is the appropriate way
(42:20):
for a man because I feel like if he's talking,
if somebody stepped to you, like a man. Louke man,
I know you, my girl, then I would make the
argument you shouldn't even step He shouldn't even step to
tapping in the first place. He should have went straight
to his girl and I know what's going on, goodbye,
had words with you. But everybody's everybody doesn't have that
pimping on them. Okay, So that if the conversation is
(42:40):
to be had with you, what is the conversation that
is not on some whole ship. How should the conversation
have gone for you to tell this man the truth?
The conversation would would have to be you opening up
with I know this is happening, I know what has happened,
and you have to establish whether or not you're angry
it with me or if you're just trying to get
(43:04):
some straightening to make your next move in your relationship.
So if you want to come to me and say, listen,
I've been hearing things, I've been seeing things. I know
y'all been fucking and it's like okay, beat yeah we are,
And then it's like, okay, what you want to do
now you're trying to squap or are you trying to
(43:27):
get your thoughts together and figure out, Should I leave her?
How serious is it? What's going on with y'all? We
had that conversation all day. As long as you're keeping
a level head and cool about it. Hey, Rod, I
heard you banging my girl. Can we establish a schedule?
Can I ask you to my calendar and we figure
out which day? Yeah, I'm I'm down. I'm down with
(43:51):
that man like like, just because somebody's sleeping with somebody
else doesn't mean your relationship has to be over. Something
that all people need to do is established what a
relationship means to them and not worry about how it's
been formed in their minds since childhood. You have to
do what makes you happy and what's best for your situation.
(44:13):
Because if you're with the right somebody and they like
to have sex with other people, then you have to
decide which is more important to you, being with your
soul mate or being with somebody that's not ever gonna
sleep with somebody else. And you just have to be
mature enough and smart enough to come to terms that
kind of ship. Like Tappy was saying earlier, like he
was out here trying to be monogamous, were pretended to
(44:34):
be monogamous, but he was gonna suck some hole. That's
just how he does it. And then he finally mature
to the point where he could say to himself and
other people, we can do whatever you want to do,
but I am going to sleep with other people, and
you just make your decisions based on how you feel
about that. But this is what I'm gonna do. With
this being happening and higher it and you having been
(44:56):
in hired at a number of institutions over your career,
when people in the office are having sex and words
starts spreading around, how do you stay Because my default
is to try to stay out of anything happening with
co workers. I don't want to be around when the
gossipy conversations are happening. I don't want to be the
(45:17):
person who whispering and all of that. So how do
you avoid being in them circles? Because that's the first
thing to do said to Tappy is I've been hearing
dang around the office. Well, now that may come back
and sunk up my employment status with one of these
people at some point. So what are some ways that
you can move in and out of them gossipy you
(45:38):
know who fucking type conversations that happened in the office.
You gotta be two people removed from it. So I
have two people who are below me, who are listening,
and when it rises up to something that I need
to know, that's when they're going to tell me. But
I don't need to hear that he said, she said,
they did part. Now, if it's going to start impacting
(45:59):
their work and my money, that's when I need to
know about it. Otherwise, I don't care what anybody else
is doing. I can't care disagree with that. Yeah, stay
out of it. Keep it in your pants. It's the
easiest way to stay cool with all this ship. Keep
it in your pants at the fucking job. But much
(46:19):
respect to Tappy's game. That my man had been hearing
from everybody that she was sucking somebody, but nobody told
it was you. That's real pimping right there. The fact
that he asked him right your commanding respect around that office,
and that's dope shot out of Tappy. And I don't
see an issue actually with coworkers dating. I have no
(46:40):
issue with that at all, as long as you know
how to date and not be in these gossip groups
at the office and bring that mess to work where
you're not getting anything done. I don't care what you're
doing after you leave here. I don't care what you're
doing here, as long as it's not messing up my money.
I see. Most people can't do that. That's the reason happen.
He's put that type of ship in place. Yeah, it's
(47:03):
like leaving a seven year old at home by himself
thinking they can handle it just because you've seen them
do it all right, And just how about we just
make a rude don't leave seven years old by themselves.
And that's why the confidence, dude, that most people can't
just fun and keep it cool, keep it quiet, keep
it casual. How about y'all just not can't or you're fired.
(47:27):
It's even worse in places where the where the employer
encourages it, because when you're at a place and it's
not encouraged, most people, I feel that are a little
bit more inclined to shut the funk up about it.
But when you're in a place and the employer is like, no,
please go ahead, you talking date yo, cast get super sloppy.
It's an ride, but it's like it's it's like leaving
(47:47):
seven year olds in the room alone with the whole
thing for the finger paint and tell them don't touch it.
You want to come back. The whole room is gonna
be picassoed out in this situation right now. They didn't
break any good more thing, the America rules, ABC rules
by dating, and now they ass is off the air
because that free willing ship they got sloppy, got stupid,
(48:09):
and now they're not fired. But they know it's even
worse because I don't care how many people each one
of them did or did not sleep with. But they're
coming down on him even harder, not saying that he
was absolutely correct in anything that he did. But she's
taking around doing what she wants. Yes, a pattern for him,
(48:29):
I get it. This is the first time they've heard
her do that is nineteen women. He just slept with
that job in eight years. I hear it. But you
know when you're in that when you when you're in
that situation and you are the guy sleeping with those women,
regardless of how you might get treated socially, When it
comes time for your promotions and it comes time for
you to move up and down the ladder, they bring
(48:50):
that shut up. You know, I don't know we can
trust you to move up because you know you see me,
you're sleeping all the women in the office. It's bad optics.
Like I always say, white culture is only can serned
with how things look. They don't care how things are.
And when he was sleeping with all these women in
the job, nobody gave a funk until that ship became
publicly attached to that station's image. Now he's sucking up
(49:13):
and I'll just leave it at this be. I don't
care if they are separating. That mess thank cute. It's
not cute at all. Have to walk into a office
and everybody knows that you've been sleeping up your ex
husband or ex white to be has been sleeping around
and mess thank cute at all because that's the first
day they think is They're not thinking, oh, this's happened
while they were separated. The first day they think it
(49:34):
is this one why y'all got separated. That's trash. That's
why I don't even play like that. That's straight trash.
Keep it in your pants at work, people, is not
hard again. Date who you want to date, but just
make sure it's clean, even at work. I know you
got a question third, but all I'm gonna say to you, tapping,
is that if you are the difference with this t
(49:56):
J Homeship and this tampionship is that none of them,
the strange spouses are working at Good Morning America three.
All right, if I'm working with the nigga, no, it's
fucking back there. I got I got to swing on you.
We got one of us has to go. Five minutes ago,
(50:18):
Roy was talking about you should go straight to your
girl and not the dude. Now he's swinging on niggas. Everybody.
Everybody does not have that good pimping at them. Everybody
is not emotionally sound enough to handle feeling like that. Rod.
(50:38):
I'm not gonna let you keep coming to my shop
calling me a simple ship the job for him for
the entirety of this podcast. You'd be sneaking in and
calling me a sip and I have an emotional Rod.
I care, not a simp. I care. I'm gracious as always,
(51:00):
Uncle Tad. Thank you for calling the job fair, brother,
Thank you very much. Every good After the break, after
the break, we're gonna talk to another truck driver who's
gonna break down that world of all the craziness. It's
a job fair. We'll be right back right relationship bringing
(51:26):
it home, kep talking about the truck drive. Just go
around for relationship and eat mown a nawn load it
up and we got lot listening in a short I
(51:46):
got three girls but only got two condoms. Okay, So
you know, I really do appreciate the truck drivers coming on,
you know, because you know trucking and I've said this before,
(52:07):
they are the red blood cells of this country. Commerce
does not move if a truck driver does not get up. Therefore,
I am pro blow jobs for truck drucks. What did
every truck stopped? I wish there was a tip jar
at every flying j and Travel America. I passed was
where if I know this money is used specifically for
(52:29):
you to have some prostitute. Six right there and that
fucking truck is lounge. J G introduced our last truck.
We welcome longtime listener and friend of the show, Corey.
Corey actually inspired the theme of this week's Rod's Relationship episode.
He wrote to us back in October suggesting that we
(52:52):
cover relationships or should we say, relationships that take place
with truckers such as himself while on the road. Sorry,
right now, there is the job there. Now we could
ask you a lot of different questions about how did
(53:13):
you get into trucking, in the economics of trucking, and
how to be an owner operator? How did COVID talk
to us about that? But naked sex that be happening
on the job, Cory, what type of sex andes is
going on? Give us some stories and ride a hand
it off to you and your curiosities. Oh well, I
don't have any stories myself personally, but I do have
(53:34):
a brother man. I'm team drove and we got I
ain't gonna name the city because it might give him
in it. What is team driving? Is that like two
drivers one cab, two drivers in one truck. Okay, and uh,
he has a prostitute for every city he go to,
(53:55):
Hold on, hold on home. He said it one more time.
Did you just say he had a prostitute and a
weed man every city he goes to? So do most
comedians keep going? He ordered one and uh, as he
was finishing with he offered up like some friends. He
just kind of did, like the hand movement to an off.
I wanted some pussies. Everybody else gonna have something, So
(54:24):
a trucker you go from city to city. I would
imagine most truckers don't have hotels. And I know some
of the trucks, like my my uncle used Temper when
he was driving for J. B. Hunt. They would have
the little bed in the little hut. You're like a
little hut, like like, how do you hear about that
little that little divid that little cut up top. Are
(54:44):
you driving while your truck made his fucking or do
you go inside the truck stop and let them stop?
I'm in truck stuff and they just you gotta come
back into sex cloud. It's like the Covie plow that
it's made out of sperm. I my friend, Yeah, a website.
(55:17):
He goes on, excuse me, how sad was he went
back page got shut down. Oh well, they're like like
it's a best friend down. Boy. They were selling pussy
for the same place as Classic Rebox in Shoe City,
(55:37):
No lines, detective. What is it cost on the half hour?
In the hour for a trucker, Like how much of advice?
Most of the list it's about a service, like for
the for you know, penetration, maybe ten for blowjob. You
want it all? Just a combo package around the world
(55:58):
listens basically like you know, you know crack hords essentially
like they ain't charging, ain't no upscale, a lot lizards, no, no,
they all like Oh so that's why the prices are
still like these are something you'll see the hot and
ready prices here. They are competing at nobody outside of
(56:20):
Pilot and no Ferraris, and they a dress would have
been some of the bad running. And you've heard tu
quite quite quite a few break them down. Break them down. Well,
I live at in Atlanta. It's to two trucks out here.
There's notorious. It's uh, the one of them. It's a
padded on voter Chris. And that petrol on bankhead. Oh,
(56:41):
that petrol on bankheads been a problem a long ass time.
That is not Yeah, yeah, any kind of drug you
won't you can go over there and get it. You
couldn't go there. If you guys stuck in Bankhead you
want to get ribbed, that's where you go. You know,
you don't mess around over there. Okay, So break it down.
The one on voter Chris, what that one's been on?
First four days fish scar A few times. Those females
(57:04):
don't look like prostitutes. This the ones that because they
look cleaner than the light was. So so it's more
of a set up. Those the ones that get your truck, Yeah,
they get your truck, get your pants off, and then
some guys on behind them. You may be yeah, you
might be giving up something. Oh Corey, good lord, keep
(57:25):
that off. Just jegging off. Yeah, that's that's that's got it.
I mean, I can't imagine the more like fucked up
prostitute getting situation. Then you trying to get some pussy
and pay for it, and then some dude comes take
your mind and your girl and gives you some dick
that goddamn snap food for your ass. How often are
(57:53):
you away from your wife? And how long the long
this is twenty one days out? Yeah, it's depressing. Let
me talk to you for a second. Ride. So now
of what Corey just said, right, some of the women
look what better put together, and those end up being
the ones robbing you. If you are a man, listen,
let me see it nicely. If you're ugly, motherfucker, should
(58:15):
you not be honest with yourself on why a woman
of a certain attractiveness is talking to you and be
suspicious of that? Yes, you have to that you have
to do that even if they're trying to do it
in exchange for money, you should be thinking set up.
I got a good friend and uh, he ain't be
listening right now. He knows who he is. He has
(58:36):
ended up in no situations himself based on like how
he looks. And one of the one of the best
ones was he was in the bar and a woman
came up doing and started chatting him up, and he
was like, listen, just just tell me what you want.
And she was like, what are you talking about. He
was like, listen, I know what I look like. Okay,
(58:59):
So women that look like you don't come up to
dudes like me, So you either want something or one
of my friends are here put you up to this
as a joke. And she was like, yeah, your friends
told me to come miss with you, Like, I know it.
I know it. Be honest with yourself. It's not sad.
That's that's most people's biggest problem. Though. Being honest like
(59:24):
that goes for prostitutes being set up for robberies, or
you know, just people you date in general. If you're
honest enough with yourself, you're realized anybody interested in somebody
like you, whether this looks a personality must be up
to no fucking good because you ain't sure. I appreciate
(59:49):
your coring man, thank you. Yeah, that's the show, Royce
job fair. It's a product of I Heart Meetia south Park,
a prinship product, Chins. We did it. That's another relationship fair.
In the books, we broke down this world of trucking
and a lot of fucking, a lot of god damn
detecting that truck driving. You learned a lot today? Did
(01:00:15):
what sound like you already knew a lot. I didn't
know you knew what around the world was j G.
No hell, hip bro. My uncle had girls and the
lady named Horse. She was my favorite. She was so sweet.
Why she why was she called Horse? Well, I don't know.
At seven eight, when I was seven and eight, I
(01:00:38):
didn't know. It dawned on me at one. That's the show.
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