What Do Heroes Eat?

Brand new producer / co-host Ralph joins the show and tells us about his ‘Worst’ job - slaving for a once-beloved Black talk show host. Craft beer love creates employment opportunities across the country, including for the formerly-incarcerated. Been wondering what pairs best with your fast food order? A southern-style 'Scam of The Week' reveals the secret: it’s weed. And what superfood is all the rage with Batman? @Rod4Short “eloquently” explains.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're listening to Comedy Central now hiring own. It's the
first and only network as you know, name for and
inspired by a single iconic leader. And I was looking
on LinkedIn Oprah Winfrey Network about Turner Broadcasting System. That's

(00:22):
Ted Turner. I guess he's not a self help gurule
like looking at it Turner. I'm looking at Oprah, O
W A N. And I saw all of these jobs.
I'm not looking for a job, Roy, but I was
just looking. I'm gonna be real with you, j G
for somebody who'll be happy to be on this podcast.
You should be looking for another job all the time.
What you're doing on LinkedIn, I'm always like a dating nap. No,

(00:46):
that's that for employers. That's like a date that that's
all I like when employers catch you on like on
monster dot com. They let your ass go there next week,
they'd be like, you won't there looking for the new
meeting need moo moody. That's I use my own computer,
so you can't track none. You don't know what I
could track. I know like love the Face, start shows,

(01:19):
clown Ucause Jackuel listening and then look at the jobs.
Only my name is Roy this is my job there?
How do you do? J G wonderful, wonderful co Filand
as we go on this employment journey exploring the worlds
that you might be able to be given to opportunity

(01:41):
to talk about jobs, were they to be pivoted from etcetera, etcetera,
A happy host June Tea to you? What did you do?
What did you do for the June teams? I wore
my red and I also went out and I ate
in the park with other people and in enjoyed myself.
Because I'm vaccinated. I didn't hug anybody. Now, everybody who

(02:04):
came up to me to hug me, I'm like, here,
go elbow. Wait a minute now, I can't be doing
them raw dog hugs. You gotta get an elbow, you
gotta get a fist bump. I don't hug nobody. No,
I'm done with that. What are the June teent's colors?
Is it wrong that I went to a black college
and I don't know that. I just like on June teenth,
I just wear red, green, and yellow. But then I
see people with red, yellow, black, green, yellow, like like

(02:27):
of those four colors, I see the three red, green, yellow,
and black and I see people wearing any of those three.
The red was like a celebratory color when the slaves
were actually freed in Texas. So that's why the red
is so important. I don't know why the other colors
are so important. Okay, well I didn't do much of anything.

(02:47):
I told jokes, Oh man, I should have been talking
about this ship all my um. I have two big
big up, Mr Kohannah Jones, who moderated a discussion between
myself and my fellow executive producer c J. Hunt for
a documentary. We have that premier to Tribeca over the

(03:09):
weekend and it will be on PBS Jive. It's called
The Neutral Ground. And c J. Hunt went on what
ended up being a four year journey looking at the
Confederate monuments that were starting to get taken down in
this country. And c J really did do a great
job of exploring that world and exploring the people that

(03:30):
are fog against it, and it was really dope. It
was like, I ain't never been to Tribeca, ain't never
Like I low key feel like I got cheated because COVID,
because you know, you couldn't you know, I couldn't even
do the Red carpet side by side with other people.
I want to go and people doing all the raw
dog Huggan I don't know either. I don't know, but

(03:54):
the EP on this one exact, Yes, executive producer recred it.
Thank you much, Thank you also real quick, I think
give it. Thank you to everybody who watched the I
can't say I hosted. I moderated a panel with President
Barack Obama for the dad and Fatherly dot com. That's

(04:15):
up on their respective websites. You can go and watch
me and Obama talked to for a regular really it's
me and for it's Obama talked to five daddies. I
was one of them, but I was just the one
that was in charge of leading the conversation. That's a
smooth brother right there. Yeah, that's a smooth brother. It's
my pleasure though, to introduce a brother that you know.

(04:35):
I think it's gonna be a fun addition to the show, Jacqueline.
I know he's gonna bring some of them radio editing
skills that he's learned over the last twenty thirty years
in the game. He's gonna bring some of that them
chuckles in there from his time in the comedy game
and he went to more House. I won't hold it

(04:56):
against him, but it's my pleasure to invite all ralph
to be Can I say your government name. We're gonna
have to come up with a nickname for your song.
That would be my government name, sir. Uh it was.
It's such a good government name. I also name my
son that. So it's four of us. Now he's the
fourth on the third Ralph for you from him, I
am from the Great Commonwealth of Virginia, sir, right outside

(05:18):
of Washington, d C. That's why I grew up. That's
where That's where I got my bones chopped up everything,
and uh get that's home all right. Well, then this
is gonna this is gonna be a fun ride. Man.
We we gotta get well well since you since it's
your first time on the show, we got to get
to know you a little bit. So I want to

(05:38):
hear about your worst for your first job. But before
we get to that, we got a little piece of
business that UM would love for you to hang around
with a song. It's called Cody's Most Outstanding Employee of
the Week. Cody's Most Outstanding Employee of the Week. There
was a brother they praised him on Twitter, Ralph, can
you find him for me real quickly? Um, it was
a black guy delta flight and he hog tied a

(06:01):
dude in the middle of the flight. I don't know
if they put his name in the articles, but you know,
on the internet now everybody's a reporter, and people on
Twitter were praising his brother like he was praying in
his seat on the way on the way down or
whatever on the the set to take this brother in
the custody. And the fact that nowadays these flight attendants

(06:24):
are basically you are a safety marshal. You are hospitality liaison.
You are I said jokingly, but yes, you are in
charge of serving people. Then on top of all that,
now you gotta be a club bouncer. True, that ship

(06:44):
ain't worth the COVID that you catch in the middle
of that fight. M it's not. It's yeo. I think
part of the reason why people fly try flight attendance though,
j G. The uniform. The uniform is on some chump ship,

(07:05):
like they'd be in that little stupid vest with that
dress shirt underneath, like any of my fucker would a
vest on with no coat. You're just a magician. You're
a magician or a blackjack dealer, like any job, name
me a job with a shirt and just a vest
that you respect. Wow, bartender print prints, get out of here, Prince,

(07:32):
were just a cute pants. That's not fair. Prince, Like
you can't print, that's not fair, said Jesus, like nick
and neck, Prince. I don't remember that brother's name, but no,

(07:52):
that that guy. Um you know alright, really, just so
you know, I was trying to look it up and
I wrote exactly what you black guy saves fight, and
of course the only thing that came up with Denzel
Washington over and over. Um. So I don't know if
we're gonna know this guy's name today. I just know
that if you type of the google black guy slaves fight,

(08:14):
you get Denzel Washington, an alcoholic airline pilot whom a
rack was the crash lands Is plane after mechanical failures,
slaying nearly everyone on board. Nearly There we go. Um,
so the guy's name is Denzel Washington. We were a
friend named Denzel Washington here here, Oh yeah, there is Christopher. Ironically,

(08:36):
his name is Christopher Williams. Are you serious? Really? G money?
G money saved the flight CNB, so we got I'm sorry.
The plane departed Los Angeles and was on its way
to Nashville, was forced to make a landing in Albuquerque.
The passenger attempted to rush the cockpit, but was not scessful.

(09:01):
The passenger kept saying, you got to stop this plane
and a Delta flight attendant and Jaqueline, I wish you
could see a picture this man. They got in a
gray vest with a purple long sleeve. Respect his vest.
You're gonna respect his vest. Look at that, you're respecting that.
But here, hogs how you brett? He did? They literally
did hog time, literally hog tied to suspect. You cannot

(09:26):
put people in vests and dress shirts and expect them
to keep the peace. The video he hog tied this
do for real and they put him face down. Yeah,
he got cracked out of everything. That's that. You're gonna
take the man as pride and hog time him. That's

(09:48):
the hardest. What do you wear? What do you wear?
What do you think a flight attendant is supposed to wear?
Then whatever a club bound to wear? Put him in
some slacks and I black turtle neck and one of
them secret service airpieces. That's a fancy club. Do you
who get tried more flight attendant or a bouncer just

(10:11):
dress him like a bouncer. Just the fact if I
at least look like maybe I could kick your ass,
that will reduce in flight incidents. I look like that.
Who tries you? Do you also carry a gun? Do
you not? Are you not a license permitted gun on it?
Which means you move differently in this world as there's

(10:34):
a sternness behind your eyes. I tease you a little bit,
but behind your eyes there is a I would fuck
you up if it comes to it that if you
if you had on a vest jackal and I would
try you every day, Okay, I just you know they
have them in foreigner Oh my god, the foreign airlines.
The outfits are even worse. They have to wear stupid

(10:56):
hats and these big fucking Saturday night fever hollers coming
out the top of the shirt. I also blame the
chotskys bro Don't forget the chot Sky is like a
little a little little pins they put going down the
side just let you know how family they really are,
Like you can't really you see somebody and they got
the one pin that says worked twenty years and they
got the other pin. That's like got them handing like

(11:18):
a teddy bear to a child. I might rob you.
I might literally look like human teddy bears j G.
Especially the Emmeress Airlines. The ladies on the Emass Airline
had the most complex uniform and they got the veil
and the hand and all that kind of stuff. They
don't look like they bring in any smoke. So, Clarence
Williams of Delta Airlines and a purple shirt and a

(11:39):
great vessel, you are Cody's most outstanding employee of the week. Congratulations.
Before we get into the break here and get into
this world of employment, Ralph, tell us one of your
worst or your first jobs, brother m and dear yourself
to the r JF family. Okay, worst job quite simply

(11:59):
was working for helping to create the worst job I
ever had. WHOA load your guns? Let me sit up.
Um yeah man uh so uh, and I can talk
about it now because all the court stuff is over

(12:20):
and real people suit him. Uh. They were like, hey,
we got this great idea for you. Why don't you
pack up from DC and move out to Los Angeles
and help produce this? So think about it, it'll be
bigger than you. And I was like, well, I don't
like um, and to say it nicely as best I
can because I don't have enough alcohol. Um. It was

(12:42):
it was a really hard job simply because of and
he was a rough character to work for. And uh,
it was hard for me because I like to think
I'm real pro black, but it's hard to be pro
black when the villain is black. Like, it's real hard
to be black on black and nobody at the time
I really wanted to listen to me about it, and
I looked like the crazy, angry black person with dreads. Um,

(13:06):
and you have dreads. At the time, I absolutely had dreads.
But when I met uh, but like this first time
I met, just show you know, we've been beeping his
name the entire time you've been talking. Yes, but keep
telling the story. It's more fun. It's more fun with
the beeps over you. You just got hig. I love
it so Um. At the time, I had dreads And uh,

(13:29):
I woke up late. I woke up late and got
to this meeting. And when I got to the meeting,
everybody started making jokes about, oh, you must have been
spoking that weed. You must have been high. You must
have another And I was like, what do I look
like showing up high? No, I'm not high? Leave me alone.
And I got so distressed about I went home and
call home and here because they really leaned in me.

(13:51):
Like it was. It was hard. It was a hard
job simply because the worst shot I had, because it
affected me the most for other jobs that I had,
like I was really shell shocked and scared to trust
them work with folks, especially black people. I was six,

(14:11):
so in working on a show because the people in
her name, but working on a show with a black
host who is respected, how does that affect your relationship?
And I'm asking it seriously, how does that inform your

(14:32):
relationship with other black people down the road? Because you
have to get another job? How does that inform your
especially with celebrity because especially when you're a producer, producers
and I say this jokingly with Jacqueline, but producers really
odd about the lifeblood of a show. They don't want
to make the ship work. The producers go get all
the wrong ingredients. It taught me the biggest lesson I

(14:55):
actually walked away from that is it's all about the work.
I can remember the sister who told that to me
when she saw me in one of my worst moments,
and she was like, as long as you can remember
it's about the work, you'll be fine. And that was
enough for me to not only get through that, but
when I started running across other people and my journalism
career who were not nearly as bad but pretty tough. Uh,

(15:16):
that's what I would just surround myself and just make
sure I got to work done and stop worrying about
the personalities of the people. I think that when you're
young and you're first coming out of school or you're
getting your first job, we all kind of romanticize them,
you know, we kind of think that we're gonna be
there forever. We're just gonna make all these great changes
because you're young and you're dumb, and you still have
all that energy to think that you can change a
lot of things without understanding how hard that process really is.

(15:40):
And uh, you know, it taught me a lot. Though
it taught me, It taught me a lot, and uh
it definitely it was horrible, but it made me a
hell of a lot stronger in a lot of respects
to so wait a minute, are we messing up? The
young people that work for you, Roy because you're generous
with your time with them, You're generous with your comments
with them, and you get onto them when necessary. But

(16:04):
when it's time for them to go, they're like, I
don't want to leave, and I'm like, you have to go,
So yeah, we messing them up by being I am trying.
I try to with the people that I work with
to make sure that they at least know their worth
and that their ideas matter. And that's important, man Like.

(16:26):
I can't stress if you are missing people up by
giving them that as a foundation to miss people up
all the way through, like just you should. I mean,
I don't. The biggest lesson of all of it for me,
my worst job taught me that ultimately, it's just it's
just a period. It's just it's just a stopping point
in your life. It's not your entire life. Um. And

(16:46):
sometimes all that stuff gets really crushing and it can
feel really heavy. Um, but you know, it's it's the
small things, man Like. I had a lot of fun
when I lived in Los Angeles. The job was the
worst part, but I had to but I was in
l A doing it. The job was horrible, but everything
else um that I could possibly mistakenly get involved with,
including which I'll told you about later. I went on
a blind date with Kobe Bryant's sister, but I didn't

(17:09):
know it was Kobe Bryant's sister, as you shouldn't have. Yeah,
so I couldn't know whether or not you love me
or that. Yeah, I screwed that all the way up.
I told her that I told her that Kobe was
a great player, but he'd shoot you out of the
game and he needed a big man to win. And
then she got up and started talking to Derek Fisher
and never came back. Wow, it's a great night. It's

(17:32):
a great night. It was hard. Yeah, before after Kobe
got them three rings with Shack. Oh, this is after
the three rings. This is after the three rings. So yeah, man,
oh yeah man. And the homie who sent me up
on the date didn't tell me who she was until
we got to the end of the night and we
were walking her to her car, and I looked down
her license plate and says Bryant too, And I was like, yo,

(17:53):
man to my man was like, oh yeah, because that's
ship a dog. Hey was what She's mad? Cool? And
I was like, show you who he's like Kobe's little sister.
I was like, no, and then you're at work the
next day and I'm telling you you ship it was.

(18:15):
I know, we gotta keep the show moving. But here's
here's the last question I'm curious about because I'm always
interested when we talk about well, we don't talk. This
is the first time we've actually talked about working for
a black tyrant. Well, no, no, that was a right word.
That was a right word. There's a lot of tyrants
and entertainment I shot of the game who were praised

(18:36):
by a lot of people. When deep down, when the
cameras is off and the doors is closed, there's some evil, terrible, abhorrent.
Pulled that one out at the Sarvis got horrent. Really,
motherfucker's I could ruin a lot of fucking people that
you fucking respect, and they do and they do good work.

(18:57):
Here's a great point. They do good work. They do
also of work. But I am more than willing to
run down the bleach right now because I don't have
to work for anybody. I can run them down. We
could go just bleep me for about five minutes. I
get a navy along but in all seriousness, go ahead,
go ahead, go all seriously, how did how did you
leave the job? How did you get that? Because I

(19:17):
think that's an important part of it for people, because
when you're in a job, that is when you're young
and opportunistic, right, it's the idea of this is a
good opportunity. I has better not never let go because
you ain't no. But and they instilling you that so
many of the people want this job, Like a lot
of jobs in entertainment, especially in fucking journalism, bro are

(19:42):
where when somebody leaves, everybody gossips about that person after
the illegal Can you believe you quit that there? Crazy? So,
since we're bleeping in all, let's just say that's a
bleeping person might have ranted on a recording without seeing
he he ranted in the studio without paying attention to

(20:03):
the record, like um, because he just didn't like recording lights.
And he says some really despicable things to a to
a woman on the staff. Uh. It caused all of
us to get together. And let's say that a bleeping
company wanted us to delete the files. But it just
so happened that my man was in charge of I
T so instead of us deleting the files, we went

(20:25):
in and made copies of the Bible because we figured
we would need it. You know what, I'll say that
some bullshit happened, and when it came time for them
to try and extend my contract, they wanted me to
stay for three extra months. But at this point, like
it was like, if I see him, we're going to blows.
And they're like, well, you just have to get past that.
And I was like, I don't think. I don't get
past that. And they're like, well, we're gonna make you

(20:46):
get past it. And I was like, oh really, And
so I went to my desk and I pulled out
the little c D and I put it in the
dog or machine and I said, here's how it's gonna work.
Y'all gonna send me home. Either you're gonna send me home,
or I'm gonna send this to every press person I've
met the entire time I've been in l A. And
I met a lot of people, So what's up to you?
And the woman was like, well, what's on that tape?
Said why don't you play it? She played it. You
hear in the first two and a half seconds and
was like Okay, so the movers will be at your

(21:08):
house next week. Do you want to take some time
off or do you want to do you want to
just go straight back to work? Or and that and that,
and honestly, that was the biggest mistake I made in
that whole situation. I should have taken time off, but
they wanted me to drive across the country and I'm black,
ain't doing that. Uh So I instead just went back
and started working as soon as I got back. And

(21:29):
I shouldn't have done that, but that's how I got
out of Jacqueline. I don't know if we can trust
this naked recording the Mosses and ship. Hey, hey, I'm
not gonna record you as long as you're not to
have to say something whether their recording room. Don't do

(21:50):
that to be good. Not that hard, you understand it.
On there like after the break, man, we are going
to get into the world of employment. He's Ralph, he's
rolling with us right now. I don't know if legal
just gonna let Ralph still be a part of this
ship after that. But that's why we do it, man.

(22:16):
This is real ship, man, this inspiration. Man, it's a
job fair. We'll be back job fair. We are back.
I got a friend sitting in with us, the homie Ralph.
I don't want to call you RC thats too. R
C Cold is not delicious, it's not I do listen

(22:39):
sometimes I tho, it's not very it's always black, always
black man. I respected, sort of like r C. Cola.
They never advertised they know how old are y'all. I
don't really. They come funk with us, you know, Rock Creek.

(23:00):
What I'm saying, I'm good sugar shoulders. You know what
I'm saying. I support that. Look, you want to get healthy,
get some tampico, Yo, you ain't ready that tampico thick
like Anna freeze. I can't drink that ship. It's like
O G sunny to like it's like something to yo.

(23:23):
Have you ever seen people, Jacqueline, You ever seen people
with those fucking homes soda brewing machine? Like I make
soda at my house and I'm like, that ship gotta
be flat. I've never seen those. I know what you're
talking about. You want soda stream? Would you? Yeah? So?
Oh you got one gap? You know you want me
to go get it? Okay, we can just clown you

(23:43):
from right here. Yeah, okay, thank you, thank you. I'm
fine with that. How effective is this soda stream? Believe
it they're not as super effective. Man. I like that.
I like the thing. You just can't use too much
syria or as nasty. You use too much of the
serious nasties. I don't know what. But but other than that,
ain't bad. You didn't talk too much about soda stream.

(24:05):
It could be a sponsor of the show one day.
Look if it makes you feel better. I found my
first one in the thrift store, so you can talk
about them all you want to. Was all right, I
find everything in the first store. I can tell you
who won't be sponsoring the show anytime soon. Show you.

(24:32):
God bless producer Larns for all these beeps. He's got
to put it in this episode. Uh. Speaking of brewing
stuff at the crib, I know we're about to enter
into the world of employment with the brewing company. Uh.
If you are a company it's hiring. We would love
to hear from you, Royce job Fair at gmail dot com.
It's a simple email. Would love to have you on

(24:54):
the show to be a part of this and share
something in the world of employee. But now before we
talk to this wonderful, wonderful woman, black woman, black women's
before we talk to this black women's snappy fingers, snappy
black women's, black nions, What do we know about I'll
say this about people who brew their own beer. I

(25:18):
respect it, but there's something slightly annoying about them. Like
it's like people who like in terms of annoyance, like
people who won't shut the funk up about the thing
they love. Let's rank them. Vegans, yo. Vegans are higher

(25:42):
soul cycle peloton. Yea, yeah, the same family few put
a slash, put them in the same bucket, um, but
vegan peloton. People won't shut the funk up. Crawl fit people,

(26:02):
h they don't shut up. People who enjoy edibles, not
weed heads, not just people who just smoke weed, but
people who enjoy edibles, they don't shut the funk up.
I think it's the people who newly discovered the people
who have newly discovered the edibles don't shut the up.

(26:23):
I agree, fair enough, fair enough. I'm not a part
of the culture, so I don't. So you got a
better scope on it than me. You've probably been around
some smokers and they probably chilled. I would go as
far us sir, to tell you that if you needed
somebody who can report on the culture from a hands
on perspective, I might be your guy. I can help
you that you're gonna get a call HR before me

(26:46):
today they could call it wasn't The laws have changed.
So I'm applying for jobs again. You can be a
weed hit and work at Amazon. They ain't even testing,
you know, mother, I'm all about it. You know how
hard it is these craft brewers. I know that they're
proud of it, but there's it's a culture, and I'll

(27:07):
just say that I respect that culture, but it's just
something that I don't understand. I just don't take the
longest time to make beer. I think that's part of
why I ain't really big on it. I'm always scared
that they're making it in their tub, and their tub
is dirty. If you don't like to put that um,
you want to put some comment in the tub first.

(27:28):
If you don't plan your tub right, I'm like you shower,
oh gosh, you and they're getting foot scummy beer, just
a kind of scummy bear that okay, I understand your
future drinking that Irish spring. I p a uh nine

(27:52):
President Jimmy Carter legalized homebrewing. In the late nineteen eighties
to early nineties, the process of craft brewing became more
of a hobbyists with appeal to the mainstream. The early
momentum gave way to two waves of massive growth. The
first wave crested in nine and this was on the

(28:14):
cusp of the dot com bubble bursting Google that when
children when he all thought, why two K was going
to end everything? And it didn't. Um and then a
second wave of growth in so good for them. Thank
you to your researcher down South Georgia girl for pulling
a little bit. There's a lot more here I could read.

(28:34):
Top earning brew masters can make up to a hundred
thousand a year at a large brewery. That's some bread.
That's some bread. All right, let's get on the phone.
Let's talk to this black women's j G. Where we're going.
We're going down to Philadelphia. We have Showla and she's
the general manager at Triple Bottom Brewing and it's Billy's

(28:57):
Fair Chance Brewery. Okay, now, Shola, did I get that right? Sola? Yeah? Okay,
So first and foremost, um my apologies on the seventies
six is and the struggles that they've had as a
franchise over the last Listen. I come to you as
a casual Charlotte Hornets fan and we didn't even make

(29:19):
the playoffs. How, oh my god, how I respond to this, Like, Philly,
You're putting me in a tough spot. So when we
talk about brewing, I'll be honest. I don't have many

(29:40):
conversations with black people, and especially black women about that
art because it is an art I cannot to baking.
I don't think it's any different than making wine, where
there's a specific skill setting. You have to know what
chemicals you're mixing with what and how long to were minten, Like,

(30:01):
there's there's a there's a lot of chemistry going on
with this. It ain't just leaving potatoes in the prison
toilet and drinking whatever. The hair come out, shout out
to jail Margarita's how did you get into this? So? Yeah,
So I was already in the in the restaurant hospitality industry.

(30:22):
I came more so from like the you know, fast
casual to find dining side of things, and then the
cocktail side of things, and then I sort of people
who own Trouble Bottom Brewing UM Test Bill and Kyle.
They reached out to me. They found out about me
through a regular that I had at a at a
sort of high end Sichuan taime and Ese restaurant that

(30:44):
I was managing at the time, UM, and they were like, Hey,
so we're gonna be opening up a brewery and we're
gonna be doing things a little bit different, you know,
are you down? And at that time I sort of
took a step away from the restaurant industry to sort
of focus on some other stuff. And then I heard
about the mission and I was like, this is really cool,
Like I'll definitely get on that. And I already had

(31:06):
a background in ordering beer. UM. I had been to
you know, the Czech Republic. I had been to Prague.
They're really serious about Bereau over there. And so you
st to sip In and that like the Napa Valley,
Yes of craft brewing. Yeah, just it's like the Napa
Valley of Craft. Well not the way that like they
do it over there is like Pilsner's Loggers, right, and

(31:28):
here we're like I p A s and like double
hazyes and all this kind of stuff. But they're like
they're serious about it. Like you talk to anybody over
here and you're like, we drink the most beer. We're
the world chance and drinking beer, and everybody needs to
know that. And so you sort of get into that culture.
And so I already had that background in beer, and
I was like, hey, yeah, um, Philly is a really
big beer has a really big beer scene, and so

(31:50):
I was like, let's do it. Let's let's open up
this burn company. It's just everybody I meet that's in
the craft beer they're either a snob like a wine
person or with their matt scientists and they make it
themselves and they're big. You gotta try this, man. I
put it with the chocolate lam like you know what, Man,
I'm straight, I'm gonna just have some whiskey. Uh So,

(32:12):
Triple Bottom Brewing Company, Let's let's talk a little bit
about the positions that you all are hiring for. UM.
I would love to talk about that. And then I know, Jacqueline,
I know you want to talk with a little bit
about the world of small business. But first let's let's
cover while you came on the show first. Yeah, so
right now, the sort of the hiring market for you know,
people in the restaurant industry and the bar industry. It's

(32:34):
kind of tough. We're having trouble like hiring folks, UM,
but we are hiring for just about all positions. So
that is bartender, UM buster and bar back, food runner,
and then we have like a kitchen position where people
can you know, help us prep food, help us make food. Um.
And so those are all the positions we're hiring for.
And UM, I'm really big on training folks, so you

(32:57):
don't necessarily need to know everything about year UM. In fact,
when we interview people, I think I asked them one
question about beer, and it's like, how much do you
know about beer? And some of them are like, I
don't know anything. I'm like, that's cool, that's fine. I
can tell like beer has four ingredients in it. I
can I can tell you about how beer is made. Right.
But I'm looking for folks that are just ready to

(33:17):
hop in there, ready to work, and also are very
cool about working with you know, a diverse group of people, UM,
from a lot of different backgrounds. So that's what we're
hiring for. Okay, how can people reach you if they
want to be a part of it. Yeah, it's a
hello at Triple Bottom Brewing dot com. What I like
about her and what I like about the company is

(33:38):
that you believe in paying people a fair wage. Tell
us more, Sheila. Yeah. So we opened up September nineteen, Um,
that's when we first opened our doors. So we're open
for about six months before everything shut down. UM. And
so we're super like super blessed to still be like operational.
We made it through. Um. But even from day one,

(33:59):
actually even four day one, when we did our two
weeks of training, UM, we were always paying people fifteen
dollars an hour. As a small business. UM, no matter
what you do front of house, back at house minimum,
you're getting fifteen dollars an hour, and you're also getting
tips as well. So we have some folks who, um,
you know, make a good amount of money. UM. And

(34:20):
I find that if you make a good amount of
money because you have the fifteen dollars or you know
whatever whereever it is, and you also have the tips,
you stick around more. You're happier at work. You're like,
you know, you're not doing stuff You're not I'm not
going to steal all of your plates and knives, like
I did at Golden Corral. Yeah, it definitely. I've worked

(34:42):
a lot of industry jobs where you know, I wasn't
getting paid well and I was like, I wasn't stealing
or anything, but I was like, you know, I don't
really need to apply myself super hard here. You know,
the check averages here is eleven dollars. Even that is
no money. So I'm just gonna chill. So I like
to think when I talk to my staff, I like

(35:03):
to think about, like, Okay, what's the check average is
going to be. What are you gonna do to make
sure that everybody, you know, like this is equitable for everybody.
This makes sense for everybody that people can go home
and pay their bills and do all of that. So, yeah,
well this is great. This is great that you all
were ahead of the curve of actually being decent to employees.
About that a company that actually gives a damn, that's weird,

(35:25):
you see it. We're also providing healthcare, take time off, um,
and like a few other benefits like that. So um,
and then we have internal internships because for fair chance employers,
So some of our team members are you know, coming
from former incarceration or former homelessness, and so yep, we're

(35:48):
just trying to give them a leg up. And we
work with really great um nonprofit partners where you know,
we get to meet people who you know, just want
to come to work and do their best and and
and learn and grow with us. Love it. Well, thank
you so much for coming on the job. All right, well,
thank you very much to the wonderful, wonderful people there

(36:08):
at Triple Bottom Brewing Company in Philadelphia. After the break,
we're gonna meet the Homi Narato and introduce him to Ralph.
I gotta fell in these two brothers that don't get along,
you know, I just I gotta hunch and I gotta
hunch that that's gonna you know, annoy Jacqueline just a

(36:30):
little bit because okay, all right, here we go. So
we'll do that after the break and we'll get into
a scam of the week. Ralph. I'm sure you've seen
some hustles in your day. Hopefully no scams that were
running the show. I'm gonna just keep saying the name

(36:56):
job there. We'll be right back, r J F. We
are that Mamie Ralph sitting in the third chair, A
k A. Mr fuck I said nice, I know you

(37:24):
and you still like that was my worst job. He
was a terrible boss and it was unnecessary to treat
people that way. Facts. Facts, Well, Ralph, I know that
you've listened to the show quite a bit before. You
know we had you on with this, so I know
what you know is about to happen right now is

(37:44):
the music has just changed and it's time to bring
on the show a gentleman that I believe the viacom
and I heart Radio Comedy Central lawyers will be happy
to hear from because he is now no longer the
title holder for legal liability to the program. Now that

(38:06):
Ralpha is on the show, Ralph is taking him off sticks,
so the lawyers will be happy to hear from him. Here.
He is the only man to celebrate June tenth in
three different time zones on the same day. He is

(38:26):
the author of the hit book how to Pull a
Woman at a Black Power Protest. He comes to us
from Parts Unknown, helping you break the ice with co
workers of the opposite race. Is Mama named of Narado.
We call him Rod the Short Rod. I bid you

(38:47):
a good day, sir. What kind of hell are you doing? Man? Man?
I see I've seen you got a little a little
Mason John going you drinking shot. No, this was a
I got this at the New York I went to
metsic Ups last week. And uh, that's a little a
little something in there. Don't worry about it. What's sitting there.
But that's a logo, old Mason. That is cultural appropriation

(39:10):
of the South. It's like New York gentrification. Just a
little vodka and soda, just a little something to night,
I know. But they don't drink with your brother. Uh,
I got a friend sitting in sitting in here with us, right.
I don't want to introduce you to Ralph. Ralph comes

(39:31):
to us from the world of twenty thirty years of journalism,
as well as a little stand up comedy sprinkled in there. Now,
as you heard from the Bleeps, has some he has
some professional qualms. It sounds like its own site. Yeah,
it might be, it might be home. It might Man,

(39:59):
it's good to meet, but that's uh, that's wild. You
said you were banned at every stop on the tour.
That's that's sown. Like y'all said, you're like been sending
levels to something by the house, Like hey, bro, like
I just want to let you know I'm kill with
you when I see I might. I might have that
stereotype of being an angry black man or in my

(40:21):
head for a while, and I might have brought into it.
I might have bought it. I am not. I am
not a violent person. I smoke very expensively, so I
don't see the point of getting upset with anyone real
quick robe before be getting to break in the ice. Um,
I guess I need to ask you first, um one,
what are you sipping on? Are you drinking a night

(40:42):
or is it just me and a round? Oh? No,
I'm I'm definitely doing my my usual. I got a
little uh rum pineapple juice and sprite going right now
in this Atlanta Braves coffee tumbler because I got I
got coffee in the South. So it's if if it's
baseball is braids. But I mightself about Boston Red Sox.

(41:03):
What do you call that? What is that called? Again?
A hobo chilibo fruit? Solid? Yeah, by peach whiskey Jericho.
All right now, that's happy juice, So rod get you
get into any June teen celebration. Here's a bigger question

(41:26):
about June team as it relates to our white co workers.
And I know June tenth is just passed, but June
tenth is for the entire month, right. Can you wish
you're a black co worker a happy June team? Um?
I think you if you, if your friends with them,

(41:50):
if y'all are tight on the personal level, you can.
But you can't just see some black person you never
talked to at the job and happy June teeth. My man,
that's not right. Okay, Okay, expand on why why, Ralph?
You've worked in a lot of corporate used to working

(42:12):
now you know it's a lot of white folkuses on
the right side of the issues. You want black people
to know that they hear them and that I am
here to start a dialogue. And I had an awakening.
You know, I've been to the places a lot of
it's a lot of well intentioned white folks are very
well intentioned. Okay. So you walk through the halse and

(42:32):
one of your white colleagues walk past, and one of
them or whoever was there when you was there, Hey, buddy,
happy June TEA good good June team to you, Like,
what is your next what's the next thing? Outgumen did
you say thank you, because I've never been wished a
happy Black History line. I've never been wished a happy

(42:55):
June team. However, if I would have been that, they
would have been happy. June Team dropped. I looked them
spurly and I and taking a very good craft for
you from them and said him and kept it moving.
That's what I'd have done it. I didn't want no smoke.
They celebrated every black holiday like they knew what was
going on when I was there, so you know, I
was like, Okay, every Black holiday comes with beer, So

(43:18):
as long as it comes with beer for white people,
I'm good. I'm fine. We can celebrated on all. Right,
So I think for now white people don't. We're just
gonna say collectively, j G. Is it unanimous? You shouldn't
wish your happy Dune team wish June team? Did you
bring it beer? Man? If they give up some alcohol

(43:39):
when they wish you June teams, I think that's absolutely exacting. Okay,
don't say that to me. Happy to say nothing, I'm
gonna go back in my mind and think about what
that means, and then I'm going to write you a
nasty email and delete it before I send you don't
stay late for me. But it's not like they walked
up to you and said, happy June Team. You're welcome.

(44:04):
They told me happy June Team, which makes me think about, oh,
my ancestors were slaves and you're happy now that we're free,
but we're not really free. Whatever. Now that's just you
make it on a personal problem. It is. I'm gonna
understand what Ralph Is said. You can wish me a
happy anything if you're giving me a gift on top

(44:25):
of it. Like that's because at that point it's more
about getting a gift that it is what you're saying.
Like if somebody's giving a gift for my birthday but
they accidentally say like happy Valentized Day, I won't be like,
it's not valatized. There's my birthday, you asked. So I'm
just gonna take the shirt and say thank you. So
I get that if you give me a gift, happy

(44:46):
June Team, Uh happy, Uh, you know, Confederate's Day, whatever
the funk you want to say, whatever, because you've got
something with a bone to put anybody as I'll give
me whiskey, Give me a whiskey for happy Robert e
Lee Day and I'm gonna drink that whiskey with you.
I like you, I mean I like you, but I'm

(45:06):
gonna drink your whiskey. I'm gonna drink your whiskey now
easily bad Now I am not easily bought. I just
don't turn down opportunities. There's a difference. J j G.
What's your price? Then that's a good question. Could somebody
give you? And then then you walk up and make

(45:27):
you square in the face and go happy June Team,
Tell your ancestors they're welcome. What do they hand you
right after saying that? That lets you let that ship slide. Oh,
it's gonna have some real money involved. When the telfair
bags is that, I don't even carry your parts. Now

(45:51):
I'm about the red bottom. Start talking some Tiffany stuff.
We could start talking. I didn't. Yes yet, we start
talking about it. We can negotiate. Totate man, you get
me a happy to give it. It could be a
Sebastian tell fair Jersey. If you want it to be,
you give I take what I'm saying. All right, right,

(46:19):
we always have you exactly a scale too. Right. Let's
try with the black people. What can the black people
bring up with their white co workers this week that
will help them break the ice a little black people.
What's what's really all the rage right now with white

(46:43):
people is a recent revelation from the people who are
these showrunners of the Harley Quinn animated series on HBO
Max And I got a quote here, I want to
go to to make sure I get it correctly. Um,
you know, there's a lot of there's a lot of
different like Harley Quinn, that's the that's the Joker's girlfriend. Yeah, yeah,

(47:08):
in the Batman universe, Yes, And she's got her own
series on HBO Max right now, and it's a more
adult version. It's kind of like an animated version of
the Boys. And you know they got they got homosexuality, alcohol, sex,
new to the There's a lot happened on that show

(47:29):
that you won't catch on the San Real Real Vices,
which is what the real world is. And it's fun.
It's a show. And the recent talk to people who
run those kind of shows about the leeway you get
with these kind of characters shows like that, and a
revelation was made that there was an episode of the

(47:51):
Harley Quinn Show where Batman went down on Catwoman, and
the good folks at d C and w B said,
can't have you gotta take that out. I'm sorry, we
can't have bad bad eat. But say, right, what did
they say? Right? Heroes don't do what? Right? Heroes don't
do that's the quote. It's the quote. D C was like, quote,

(48:16):
you can't do that. You absolutely cannot do that. Heroes
don't do that, to which we said, are you saying
heroes are just selfish lovers? And they were like, no,
it is that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It's
hard to sell a toy if bat band is also
going down on someone. End quote. That's right. The folks

(48:41):
that d C say heroes don't eat busy, and I
gotta i gotta disagree whole. I'm with I'm with DC
on this, Jacqueline. I'm so sorry, respectfully, j G. You
agree to heroes don't eat busy, right, I agree that
I already have his tro If you want to have

(49:03):
a new hero that does that, then create them. You
just repres Amazon, those are all new heroes. Create COUCHI
man and whatever. I'm sorry, Jacqueline, I'm serious. I'm going
on mute so a little raunchier than we normally get
that we have to be just some you know, Ralph,

(49:24):
we have to be considered. We have a woman on
this program, So no, I totally appreciate that. I'm not
a hero, So I understand what she's going through acoustical
radio presentation. But I just don't think you're like, look
at it from DC's perspective. You have this character that

(49:45):
does every witch away thing to save and have morals
and help people, and then you just got him out
of here just cotting. I think Batman has a child
out of weblock, though I'm about to say, if DC
was that sorry, they could have cover the bottom of
his face. Why Batman, why not Robbin Robin? He has

(50:06):
a girlfriend too. But Batman has a son who came
Robin after Robin left the gop up Nightwing after Dick
Grace had left, and then they brought in Timmy Drake
to being a new Robin. Then he was gone, he
was he was murdered by the Joker, and so Batman

(50:29):
had a son with Tellia al gool named Damian Wade.
He's Robin. So if we can have a Batman that's
getting pussy, why can't we have a Batmandu. You're telling
me he was roaring that but not going to see it.
Do we need to see it? Do we need to
know that? Like I'm also with the same thing with
Superman and the Zack Snyder theatrical version of Superman, when

(50:53):
they had Superman Killzon Superman don't kill. But that's what
made that That's my favorite comic book movie. That's my
favorite comic book movie moment, because that was like the
greatest example of the complexity of being a hero and
being Superman, because the biggest thing people forget about Superman

(51:14):
that that movie showed is that Superman story is an
immigrant story. And so instead of them just being the
great American hero and some small town Kansas farm boy,
they actually dove into how Superman is not some small
town kid from Kansas. He's from an alien planet. He
doesn't know anybody here, he's not like anybody here, and

(51:37):
so he had to meet up with his old people finally,
and he had to kill one of them in order
to save the people who had become his people, which
was humans. And that was one of the most amazing
things I've ever seen on film. How you justified that
deviation from the traditional part of the Superman University. I
please justify somewhere within the Batman cannon that Batman, in

(51:59):
the been of fighting crime and got them, needs to
stop over cat Woman's house and have a snack. Woman
have you seen cat Have you seen cat Woman? First
of all, Batman is rich in favors, and he's not
regular rich at regular favors. That he's the Jeff Bezos

(52:21):
of his universe. And he's also Batman. Catwoman knows he's
a billionaire. And that man you're telling me that Bruce
Wade is gonna do all these extra stuff, but him
eating pushes the reason that kids and don't go al
want toys for Batman. I bous the Batman tow was

(52:42):
drowned and earth the kid. Hey man, that cat woman's
a gold digger, that's where you're going. No, I'm not
saying she's a gold digger. I'm just saying that just
said he was a billionaire, so you brought that up.
That's the fact. Catwoman knows he's a bigger and knows
he's Batman. That makes him doubly a active Why wouldn't

(53:02):
and this ain't about her, of course she would let
him either he's been tapping that through the universe for years,
depended on which Earth yr own. But I just don't
understand why you can let Harley Quinn show have cursing
and completely, like blatantly let her be a lesbon. But
the minute Batman whether goes down on his girl, it's like, well,

(53:24):
we can't sell Batman towards if he does that, And
it's like, why that doesn't make any sense? Well, I
was just gonna say, I'm not into this world. I
don't know it hole distictly, But Harley Quinn is a
side key, so you can mess her up. But the
star of your show we also don't know a lot about.
We also don't know a lot about Harley Quinn until

(53:45):
the recent mainstream success of Birds to Pray and later
Batman Show. It's the character development. You can make her everything. Wow. Yeah,
you can make Harley Quinn anything. Wow. Batman is Batman.
We know him Batman for decades about it. Grew up
on this Batman. Oh my god, Batman. I would be

(54:07):
okay with it. And what they said wasn't heroes. That's
That's where I'm at, like saying that hero don't. It's
a different spect I'm gonna say one last thing. When
this show airs, I'm gonna have a lot of weird
people following me now talking about comics. Two things and

(54:29):
we'll move on one. Rode Jacqueline's silence during this second
it's proof that that scene would not have tested well
with the traditional Layman fan or TV viewer who you're
trying a Layman TV viewer who you're trying to bring
it to this story that they know nothing about. So
as a TV executive, if I'm trying to get new viewers,

(54:53):
you have to figure out a way to honor the
comic book people like, you know, the whole cannon in history,
every universe, every urge and the Batman whatever the fun
and a nigga who go on, who that white lady
kissing on Batman? You like? For the layman who only
knows Batman as bat Cave Alfred, maybe Robin, you can't

(55:15):
have him just pulling panties to the side. I understand
why the deviation is cool and different, but it could
be too jarring to the ball brand for Layman. And ultimately,
all of this ship is to sell toys, and it
is to sell the I P again and again and again.
So that's thing one. Here's a question number two for

(55:37):
you and Ralph. Since Charlotte boat Um Batman a comic
book officionados Jackel and you may want to take your head.
Do you think Batman took his mask off to eat it?
Or because his mouth is already there, he could just
keep his mask on. I think it's and if you

(56:03):
eat prisoned right way, you're using your nose and his
mask is a little hard, so he's getting a little
more pressure on the clip. With that point one, you
gotta keep the couch said. Are you saying that he's
using the mask as if it's a rabbit? Is that
what you're saying. That's That's what I'm saying. That's exactly
what I'm saying. Dog. I love you, man, I'm just
putting that out there. Man, I love you. I'm so

(56:23):
glad that I right. Okay, thank you for that. I
think I'm just saying. I'm just saying I feel like
I was well thought out right. I'm on with you, bro.

(56:45):
I appreciate that was cannon. That was cannon right there.
Damn Yeah, you two together gonna be a problem. I'm
like Jacqueline. Now, I don't know if you two could
be at the same time. Rod flipping script get a
white people something to bring up to the black cora. Um,
white people, what you should be talking to black people about.

(57:09):
Is keeping with the theme so far, it's back to Batman,
but this time it's a wee bit different. Um. We
are in the middle of of getting our first black
representation of Batman on TV coming up real suit. You
know the The bat Woman show. Uh switt stover to

(57:34):
a black bat Woman and it features uh. If you
watch the most recent movies, you know Morgan Freeman played
Lucia S. Fox Well. Lucius Fox's son is on The
Batwoman Show. H Luke Fox played by Dude Cameras Johnson
and Camera's Johnson wrote one of the bat Wing comic books.

(57:58):
Back Wing is the black version of Batman who fights crime.
It started out in Africa. Actually he was kind of
like d C's version of the Black Panther, so that
Wing was the black Batman, and now Luke Fox is
set to become Batwing on The Batwoman's Show. Will be
played by black man who also wrote a back Wing

(58:20):
comic book. And that's pretty goddamn awesome. Man, that's pretty
far is it gonna be interested. Is it gonna be interest? Yes, No,
it's gonna be Camera's Johnson. It's not a movie, it's
a TV show. Just don't do television. Don't do the
w B anything. Alright, cool, So we got a black

(58:44):
batman on the TV show with a black bat woman.
Bring that up to your black co workers if you
want to chat it up with them, asking metaps seeing
the new batwing. Well, hang on, how do you tactfully
bring up this topic? Uh? Because this is kind of
this got this kind of smell like June TeV. Did

(59:05):
you hear about your black back after well or don't
say you're please, don't do that. You finally got you
and see your black bath. Just bring it up as
a show that just just have the conversation about TV
shows and then just go yeah, I like that woman.
Yeah yeah, bring up the bad woman show and then

(59:28):
you know, say something not congratulatory about a black back woman,
to say something about that you think it's cool that
kids get to see a bad woman of the different
race now and it's just great to see a black woman.
It's bad way and then you just jump that into
by the way, well they're going for the black Batman
on the show too, so that's real cool. And then

(59:52):
you just let black people take it from there. Always
remember white people, when you bring these things up to
your black co workers, say enough to get them to
take over the conversation, and then you don't say anything else.
Still is over with, so you stay out of trouble. Right,
thank you as always. The podcast is Uncle Rod Story Corner.

(01:00:12):
It is as Chaotic Rod the number four short Rod
for short on all social media. If you want to
reach out and discussed the Batman universe with him, feel
free to do so. Rodwood catch up next week. Brother,

(01:00:34):
You say that's on HBO mat Yeah, it's already on. Yeah,
it's been on for two seasons. Down all right? What
episode numbers that where they got They tried to put
it in the season three and DC. So that's right,
that's right. But you can catch a point parody somewhere
else on another's like Ralph, listen, man, I need to

(01:00:54):
get your info and all of that. Just Oway, you
can come on my podcast. I'm wonna leep you out.
You say, well f you say Twitter man? May he ya?
Hell you say the word? How can we put it?

(01:01:16):
Ralph unfiltered over that story man for both of us. Bro, Yeah,
they're gonna come to me. They're gonna come for you.
Ship me and j G is gonna be over here employed.

(01:01:36):
Oh my god, Rod, that's this always bright bless up?
All right, Well those two get alone pretty good, d
very well. I didn't know he was so comic good
deep man, I really didn't. That's that was my black
nerd heart is all. But Bro's just wrong. Is in

(01:01:59):
a hazy mystery of a man, and you just don't
know what he's all about. This is a brother who
knows about comic books in the Bible and different types
of an alcohol's He could name you presidential cabinet positions
that have been held since the Carter administration until today.

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But he also goes to a hotel in Nashville where
he's a country singer side piece. I've heard him heard
about it. Sometimes leaves the house barefoot because he needs
to feel the energy of the earth or some ship.
He's an interesting man. Scam it a week. Let's bring

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it home. Jacquelman, welcome back to the program. Thank you.
I took my head set off. Sorry you had to
hear that. I didn't you know, we don't prep Rod.
We allow Rod. That's the promise we made him. Yes,
whatever you think, because I don't want to ever tell
him what he should be telling. This is what Rod
legitimately feels will help connect people because Rod doesn't know

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a lot of different types of people. So I feel
like he's helping the people for real, man. I mean
the work, the work that he's done in dogs alone,
it's just amazing. So I feel like he's really really
extending a hand of those who needed. And that's no bullshit.
Black people email the show, that's true. Do you bail
the show about once every other week? Hey, tell Rod,

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thanks for that thing. I'm friends with this dude. Now, Ralph,
we're gonna take it home with you. Brother. Give us
a scam. Give us a scam out there that you've
seen run at a job, or a scam you used
to run at an estabishment scam We used to run
um you know I was. I've been listening to you

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for a while and I love the fact that you
had on the guy who is telling cocaine out of
the sonics. As I've said before, I went to Morehouse
and right across the street, right on Fair Street. U
there's a Miswinners up there, and you used to have it. Yeah,
they used to call it. You go to Miss Winners
and you order the Jordan Biscuits special that you have

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to call it. It was a Jordan Biscuits special because
the special itself was three dollars, but then when you
put a twenty on top of it, they give you
two dolls a weed because my man was at the window.
So like you know, you would go to Miss Winters.
As long as my man was working, as all you
knew the hours to do was working, you could go
pick up your you know, your munchie's and your weed
in the same place at Miss Winners. It was a

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brilliant scam, so nobody was caught ever. I mean, you know,
back then you got more house where you got all
these super intelligent, educated brothers, and you know, all of
us are from different backgrounds. So the guys who are
working Miss Winters before they would get fired, they just

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blow up, you know what I'm saying. They're getting the
argument with the manager and walk out. Saving that I quit,
y'all ain't gonna fire means that that's that's normally what
would happen. And then we would send another dude to
work and he'd have to go and do the same thing.
You say, we like you were involved here, fifth I
wasn't involved. That's the one secret Must Days toolved we've

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had to do today. I wasn't good at MAD. I
was good at recruitment. I wasn't good at MAD. So
that's the show, Ralphie, thank you for being here properly.
I appreciate um. I'm happy I was able to bring
back some old memories and not getting robbed as bosses
that you can't stand apparently of you. So I let

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a Christy Kreme drive through just get out of your
car and beat his ass right in front of the
hot sign with my kids in the car. But my
best job, however, I will say that and let it
go my best jobs, so it balances all out. Oh
my god, you did to me. We'll talk about that best.
Royce John Fair is a product of iHeart Media, Comedy

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Central Radio and what am I thinking? Oh yeah, Southward
Compresension Productions. Oh j g uh next week? No, this week?
Should tell my next week? This week Austin, Austin, Texas.
I will see you on Saturday. Roy Wood Junior dot
com for tickets, on that. Also, we have an announced

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I should talk about this that we'll bring up next week. UM,
My Comedy Central one hour special World Imperfect Messenger is
titled and we're going to be shooting that our special
in the wonderful, wonderful city of Denver in October. If
you want to be a part of that, you can
get your tickets at royal Wood Junior dot com as well. Uh.

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Lawrence is our producer down South Georgia Girl does our research. Ralph,
thank you for being here. J G. You are the
white blood say here you might be the rid bloodsers
two for this same Uh. Jacquelin and I I am
ashamed and disappointed. And Rod and I will, um you know,

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I will. I will admonish Rod privately about bringing such
a crowd topic to the show. Stop stop Brokens. Now,
I'm starting to digitalize it. All right, that's the show.

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This has been a Comedy Central podcast