Thinking Sideways: Feline Overlords

The time has come for the Feline Overlords to show their power. How? By proving that the cast of TSP doesn't always get it right. Happy April fools.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Thinking sideways. I don't just not commute stories of things
we simply don't know the answer to. Hello humans, My
name is Chabozo and I am joined today by my

(00:25):
sister Beans. Say hello Beans, Hello Beans. We are Jeo's
feline owners and feel that we don't get enough for
recognition on this show. Because of that, we are taking
over today to show you that these humans are not
as perfect as they pretend to be. We are now
going to present how often that don't get it right
and how much we had to this show. Sorry, I've

(00:51):
got a cat walking across my sound equipment right now. Yeah,
we actually actually have a studio cat whose name is Beans.
Hey Beans, how's it going, buddy? All right, there, it's
time for a little unsolved mystery action. Was ready for this?

(01:15):
All right? Yeah? So this is this is something that's
actually kind of kind of in the public domain, but there's, uh,
there's a certain I explained portion of it. So let
me start from not sort of the middle of the story. Um,
there was in nearly seventies. It was a breaking at
the Hughes Corporation. Are we going to introduce ourselves? You

(01:36):
want to do that? Yeah? Sorry, folks, I'm Joe, you
want to just start from the top. Yeah, ok yeah,
you might. Well, you probably would find it on our website,
but to be honest, I've already forgotten our website. Lord

(02:04):
taking Sideways podcast. Okay, all right, September, go ahead and
go it. Yeah, so on September seven, there was a
full mail. Hey, speaking of full mail, okay, can be

(02:42):
found at our website, which is Thinking pod Thinking Podcast,
Thinking Podways and are constantly berated by radiation bombarded. What

(03:07):
did I say? They're constantly yelled at by the sun. Yeah,
let me start that over. Um, what's your cat? Tell
him that the sharpenest clause in the couch. If that's
what he's doing, leave that freaking cat. Okay, that's our

(03:33):
studio catch Abuza being a bad boy. A young man
is checking his musket traps muskrat. Yeah, I want to
I want to know when a musket I want to go.

(03:55):
I want to build an Air fifteen trapl I'd rather
got a whole bunch of Air fifteen and a bunch
of muskets. Okay, alright, really ready, Okay, where should I
start from? A young man? A young man is checking
his musket. That's going on the blooper rail. Yeah, okay,

(04:26):
let me thank, let me thank hang on, hang on
now we're gonna orb it on out of here. Yeah,
that's probably the best that we're gonna come down. That's
far the retros and like, you know, get back down
to planet Earth. That was lame? Is this going on? Bloopers?
Real retrouse? Oh man, the dad joke they did. They

(04:56):
did a reproductive reproduction. They did a reproductive study. Yeah,
let's put two of them in a box together and
see our sex. Yeah, so we'll have links to those

(05:17):
things for you guys to look at. Where are we
going to have links for that? We're going to have
those like on our website, I think, which is thinking
Sideways podcast dot com. Yeah, and I feel like that
was the first time that you did it successfully though.

(05:40):
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to like push you like
ending the show. I just felt like that that's what
you want. I was, I was, I was about to
trend that direction. So it's cool alright. So anyway, wouldn't

(06:01):
the Cabby have mentioned like, oh yeah, there was a
woman with an eight inch tall or eight foot with
an eight install there was you gonna start over again?
Eight inch foot tall tree, eight inch foot tall tree.
It still and it is. Yeah, my brain was trying

(06:23):
to tell him to say, let me get my phone book.
Hang on. Her name was just Jane. Actually, next week
on Thinking Sideways, we discover why Joe still has a
phone book. You know, actually, you know one reason I

(06:43):
have one is have you ever gone out on the
web because they say, oh, you can go you can
go to and and just look up somebody on the
web and get their phone number. Well, no, it's a
huge pain in the butt because you find him and
it's like it's like, oh phone number link, you click
on that and you go to this page and says, hey,
what your credit card number? We'll sell you this phone number.
You guys, yeah, do you guys don't have the reason

(07:06):
to call people that don't make their phone numbers readily
available to me. I'm gonna be honest with you. I
for my job. Sometimes I have to track people down.
That's why he can always murder there coming out like
today I spent today. I spent a bunch of time
trying to find a guy's a guy's phone number I

(07:28):
don't know, And that's somebody I needed to talk to
for work work related reasons, and uh yeah, but it
took me a long time, and I finally got a
number that that finally wasn't disconnected, and they called and
left a message. I haven't heard back, so I don't
even know if that was his real number or not. Yeah,
so anyway, you can cut that part out of theories. Apparently. Well,

(07:55):
hello there, welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways, and
I'm joining this episode by all right, let's try it again, okay,
um okay, pause, Hello, welcome to another episode of Thinking Sideways.

(08:19):
Another heart. Okay, so you're not gonna be the only
one in the blue peril. Now what are we doing?
Here's the facts. We're doing the severed feet of hellish.

(08:40):
See how do you say it? Seelish? Okay? So anyway,
um on top photo, stop saying so anyway? Oh yeah, right, okay,
m uh so, yeah, I'm gonna start with the same photo. Okaya, Yes,

(09:17):
I'm Joe. Will you shake your cat? For the love
of God? The other day I was listening to recording.
I was like, whose phone vibrated? It sounded like a
phone buzzing, and I realized, now, it's a cat. What

(09:45):
happened is that in two eleven, a group of who
shut up? Got a hunger down forward, He's attacked a
little guy. Okay, okay, let's start from the top here.
Uh so, anyway, so this guy Peter, Peter Heinrich, don't

(10:16):
say so anyway, absolutely so. Anyway, I'm just kidding. So
Paul Heinrich, let's cause me. Okay, so let's start again,
just like Paul Paul. It just means again. There is

(10:49):
a train going by once again. It seems to be
this time of night. Huh usually is I can close
the door? Is your Boozo in so? Well? Then Jabozo
can sleep outside? Hey buddy, are you good timing cat?

(11:19):
Oh we're back. Sorry, I want staring out the window
at that best keen aper cat. There you have it.
Not so perfect, are they? It's ours and our time,
so we have to go. Say goodbye beans, goodbye beans.