August 30, 2018 • 17 mins
This is the last episode of TSP and we wanted to have some fun with it. So here are the final bloopers from this years episodes. Oh, and there is a lot of swearing.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, everybody, Steve here. As you all know, we recently
announced that we were no longer producing new episodes of
the podcast. But we still have that tradition where we've
been hanging on to our bloopers and our outtakes, and
we still want to share those with you. So for
our last episode, it seemed only fitting to share ourselves
(00:22):
at probably our worst, maybe our best, who knows, but
be warned. However, this time we did not bleep out
any of the bad words, So if the kids are around,
you've been warned. This is our bloopers episode. It's the
final bit of content. Again, we wanted to say thank
you to each and every one of you for taking
the time to listen to the podcast for all these
(00:44):
years and supporting us. Thank you again. We really appreciate
it and enjoy thinking sideways. Foot, it was stuck. That sucks. Yeah,
(01:32):
it's working on clinic. He has done his head. You
didn't have to knock over your Yeah, I'm a little
concerned about that. Don't worry. It's not famous last work. Literally. Okay,
you didn't need that foot, Steve, he didn't need that head.
(01:54):
A lot of people on the internet have said that Okay,
Oh yeah, I should look at the script being it.
But it's derivative. It's this isn't writing, this is typing.
(02:20):
This is pure transcription. Okay, wait, what are these blue
how links from? Why do you have these weird tiny
numbers next to your citations? Are great? Okay, ready you
(02:46):
chose it, But then it just it frustrated the grap
at it because there was nothing there. But it's still
like so interesting. It's like there's nothing there, but it's
like so interesting because there's nothing there. Nothing is there
been so interesting? Though? Really, I mean that that there
is a seamless quality that suggested to me a serial
killer because nobody around him at a motive, you know,
(03:09):
I mean away, But yeah, I didn't. I don't. I've
never really been a fan of that mystery, to be
honest with you. That's why I just wanted to do
it and get out of the way, because we're just
going to get it suggested and suggesting and suggested, and yeah,
you know, twenty years on, we're gonna be like, okay,
well we're in geriatricities and we're doing you for the
(03:30):
twentieth anniversary of Johnny thinking sideways, are we still going
to be here. Yeah we are, we are not in
this building. Honestly, almost every year I say it to Nash,
this is my fucking last year, and then something happens
and it's not the last years. Well, hey there, and
(03:51):
welcome again to another episode of Thinking Sideways where Joe
is yawning in the background and to sneeze. But seriously,
next year, April fools, you can't do it. I cannot
(04:11):
pick it throughout. I cannot make the cough trap. You know,
you said, I can't believe that ship that people were
saying the Fixture show is having a really huge period.
They're all like, Devin was clearly a blonde. So you
(04:33):
know the only thing they got right is I'm a
douche bag. True, true, true. Okay, and you Mr T
I think that was that was kind of spot off. Yeah.
There are times, you know, when I hear that noise
(04:55):
and it just keeps growing and growing and growing, especially
if it's a jetliner, and I'm like, okay, okay, it's
time to fade away. Now, you know, it just keeps
growing a little more. You know, eventually it fades away. Usually,
well it fades away because you've gone it in your face,
like that's gonna be a lot of good getting the
guns safe again. It seems clear your throat which, by
(05:24):
the way, it was my favorite part about the Facebook
comments about the April Fools episode, Oh my God and
Joe and his throat clearing. I wanted to fall it
on that and be like, my petition every year is
that we just do an episode that's just the outtakes
of Joe clearing. Sorry about that, you know what, I
would spend more time copying and pasting those into a
(05:45):
single file. Okay, let me know what you guys are ready? Ready?
Are you sure? Okay? Okay, here we go. Thinking sideways
is not brought to you by preparation age. You don't
(06:05):
have him a HIDS, so you're not in our demographic.
Thank god. Okay, Okay, here we go. Everybody, take a drink.
That's why I got Course it's light. Curse ye, curse
you can make a lot of that ship or as
Nash says it, course he's cours what ails you. I
(06:30):
don't know, it's how he says it. Curse mad and
NFL two thousand six features Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Eagles I'm gonna do that again. No, what's it that boring?
(06:53):
Is it? It's not that boring. You did the fucking
Mad and Cursed last week. Yeah. I like this a
little better that I was gonna think. You know, I
try to keep throwing in true crime ship, you know,
but I don't want to hog it. You know, you
guys might feel like I'm hogging all the good murder stories.
That's what we do, the hog. Actually that should be
(07:17):
my new name, just murder Hog coming murder Hog. Wow. Yeah, um,
well anyway, so, but you know, I don't want to
be unfair about it. If you guys are hankering to
do some good you know, some good grizzly so let
me tell you what. If we want to do them,
we will, Okay, So just don't worry about us, right. Well,
(07:41):
I thought maybe the two of you were in your
own mind sticking. Oh god, Joe, Joe's is always doing
this fucking horrible murder ship, and I wanted to so
I have your basement doing horrible murder ship. But yeah,
you're the murder Hog murderer. Yeah, okayd hug User. I
(08:02):
don't know it was Spider Man at first. Then Sick
did not go very well it doesn't normally for murder hug.
It just ends up with a splatterka ready do you
do you too want to hear something really dumb? Sure? Okay.
(08:23):
So I went to watch this video and I could
not hear it. I cranked up the volume and I
could barely hear it. I thought, Man, this is a
shitty video. Why are people so upset? I mean, can't
God for the subtext on it? Because I can't hear
ship had your headphones plugged in. I went in the
(08:46):
next video and I'm like, wait, it's wait yeah, yeah, yeah,
so this is a different It was the best quality
video I could find. Is the mixer on it? Is?
(09:08):
That would be like, that wouldn't be the worst, It'd
be pretty. It just took you a half hour to
record a thing, so I think it probably would be
the worst. Stabbing the kind of funny in the like,
Sorry Grove dot com, but you guys are getting a
shitty sound quality version of this ad. Sorry, let's try something. Okay, Okay,
(09:48):
here we go. All right, he can't be one up? No,
I can't know. Go ahead, I won't. I won't want
to be the last word. Okay, fine, turn this into
(10:12):
an hour and a half. Can we please make it short? No,
we're gonna an hour and a half. Flick a stretch,
click a strap, we can stretch. Think in an hour
and a half. I think we stripped this into minutes
is great. Five minutes is what I'm expecting to get
out of this. An hour and a half, we'll be painful.
That would be everybody listening to the sopping sounds of
(10:34):
Devin beating our heads in with hammers. It is just
bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish. That's not
actually what it sounds like, but it's just gonna be squish, squish, squish. Well,
that's what she's done, is just walking on us that
squish squeak, sqush squeak, because that's the floors of this place. Hey, guys,
(10:58):
welcome to an episode of Thinking Sideways, the podcast I
Am Devin joined. They said, an episode that's actually not inaccurate.
Guess it's fine, all right, never mind, I Am Devin
joined annoyingly this week, like two of men who are
(11:19):
pointing at each other. Pointer number one is Steve. I'm Joe,
and we're not annoying. Now you are, damn you. Yeah,
just kidding, did you were they were they listeners? No,
(11:42):
they knew of us. They had medicine at our table,
and I had chatted with them later, but they had
never actually listened to the show. But they recognized me. Well,
look at it this way. At least it didn't cost
him anything. Yeah, they had to. They had to take
a cab rite anyway. I cost him an extra three dollars,
I think, did you because you know the body feet Well,
(12:02):
you're a ship head, I said, I was going to
say a ship. Hell, I didn't. I didn't mean to
say ship head. You're a ship heal, Okay, that's all right, Yeah, Devon,
I'm ready when you let's get the finky on. Really
(12:25):
hard not to just be like itching, yeah, please, I
really don't want to hear. Yeah. Yeah, what is that?
Devin is turned into a cat and she's currently scratching
with the back of her neck with her left leg,
so it's weird. Just I save it all up and
(12:45):
call for a break, and you can scratch the ship
out of yourself for thirty seconds. We can get the hose,
we can spray you down. Actually it doesn't showers make
it way. Well, I didn't say a shower. I meant
the actual hose spray. Just saying like, what like any
stimuli on it is just like even worse. How about
(13:07):
you scratchy? Sure, okay, it's this sing working, it's this
thing on. Nope, I guess not. We turned yours off.
Jevin just never plugged in your cable the hot mic
into this actually extra hot funny because he plugs the
MIC's in. He just trolled himself. It's fine, I like
(13:35):
told I just want to put a lot of extras
and everything. I'm so sorry, it's it's irish. Hid watching
another episode that touch in the Guck story is so
hard hitting. Every one of them is like a personal
(13:56):
punch in the gut. How long have you been working
on that time? Going like thirty seconds? Yeah, ten hours,
five years? Yeah, I just yeah, I'm working. I'm working
on you know, a new podcast name for some reason,
punching the gut. That sounds kind of good. Hey there,
(14:20):
lord on my idea. Sorry, sorry, dumped the gun a
little bit. Yeah, I think you might have just a
little bit. Let's do it again, all right, that's what
mermaids are. Yeah, I don't think that kind of are. Yeah,
(14:44):
actually I could just I could just picture like the
commercial campaign for that girl? What is girl? You're some
kind of h two hologlog. That's right, and I'm proud
of it. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah, hi there, welcome to
(15:06):
another episode of Thinking Sideways. This week, I'm your host,
Joe did what did you transition? Goddamn it? You leave
me alone? That explains a lot, all right, Joan, let's go.
(15:29):
I'm got to start from the very top here. All right, Well, okay,
but before we talk about theories, um briefly, can we
let we just need to take a minute to hear
from our sponsors. Have you been doing this? I've never
done Okay, yes I do. Um like the middle of
(16:00):
you're stirring, m No, No, on your back okay like
you No, You're always forget what your shoulder blades. I
always forget the word shoulder blade. I can't help it.
It happens every time because my grandmother calls the wings,
and I always think wings. But they're not fucking wings, Grandma?
How to start over again? Instead, it's brought to you
(16:27):
by your local pelch pelt shelter. Not that try again, lady,
like a hamster or a bunny or a cat or
a dog. Of course you do. You need a million
(16:47):
of them. Go down to your local pelt shut next
Stonehege Campers sixteen forty six. Before we theories, let's take
a break. What did that? I can't help it, Lie
(17:10):
was typing crappoli Okay, for reals this time sixteen s
chup chu chupe chu chu chupe chupu, cobra chub cobra chup.
(17:32):
Oh God, the mic is I'm like, who is in
charge of this? Got damn engine there? This is why
we need one
Hey, everybody, Steve here. As you all know, we recently
announced that we were no longer producing new episodes of
the podcast. But we still have that tradition where we've
been hanging on to our bloopers and our outtakes, and
we still want to share those with you. So for
our last episode, it seemed only fitting to share ourselves
(00:22):
at probably our worst, maybe our best, who knows, but
be warned. However, this time we did not bleep out
any of the bad words, So if the kids are around,
you've been warned. This is our bloopers episode. It's the
final bit of content. Again, we wanted to say thank
you to each and every one of you for taking
the time to listen to the podcast for all these
(00:44):
years and supporting us. Thank you again. We really appreciate
it and enjoy thinking sideways. Foot, it was stuck. That sucks. Yeah,
(01:32):
it's working on clinic. He has done his head. You
didn't have to knock over your Yeah, I'm a little
concerned about that. Don't worry. It's not famous last work. Literally. Okay,
you didn't need that foot, Steve, he didn't need that head.
(01:54):
A lot of people on the internet have said that Okay,
Oh yeah, I should look at the script being it.
But it's derivative. It's this isn't writing, this is typing.
(02:20):
This is pure transcription. Okay, wait, what are these blue
how links from? Why do you have these weird tiny
numbers next to your citations? Are great? Okay, ready you
(02:46):
chose it, But then it just it frustrated the grap
at it because there was nothing there. But it's still
like so interesting. It's like there's nothing there, but it's
like so interesting because there's nothing there. Nothing is there
been so interesting? Though? Really, I mean that that there
is a seamless quality that suggested to me a serial
killer because nobody around him at a motive, you know,
(03:09):
I mean away, But yeah, I didn't. I don't. I've
never really been a fan of that mystery, to be
honest with you. That's why I just wanted to do
it and get out of the way, because we're just
going to get it suggested and suggesting and suggested, and yeah,
you know, twenty years on, we're gonna be like, okay,
well we're in geriatricities and we're doing you for the
(03:30):
twentieth anniversary of Johnny thinking sideways, are we still going
to be here. Yeah we are, we are not in
this building. Honestly, almost every year I say it to Nash,
this is my fucking last year, and then something happens
and it's not the last years. Well, hey there, and
(03:51):
welcome again to another episode of Thinking Sideways where Joe
is yawning in the background and to sneeze. But seriously,
next year, April fools, you can't do it. I cannot
(04:11):
pick it throughout. I cannot make the cough trap. You know,
you said, I can't believe that ship that people were
saying the Fixture show is having a really huge period.
They're all like, Devin was clearly a blonde. So you
(04:33):
know the only thing they got right is I'm a
douche bag. True, true, true. Okay, and you Mr T
I think that was that was kind of spot off. Yeah.
There are times, you know, when I hear that noise
(04:55):
and it just keeps growing and growing and growing, especially
if it's a jetliner, and I'm like, okay, okay, it's
time to fade away. Now, you know, it just keeps
growing a little more. You know, eventually it fades away. Usually,
well it fades away because you've gone it in your face,
like that's gonna be a lot of good getting the
guns safe again. It seems clear your throat which, by
(05:24):
the way, it was my favorite part about the Facebook
comments about the April Fools episode, Oh my God and
Joe and his throat clearing. I wanted to fall it
on that and be like, my petition every year is
that we just do an episode that's just the outtakes
of Joe clearing. Sorry about that, you know what, I
would spend more time copying and pasting those into a
(05:45):
single file. Okay, let me know what you guys are ready? Ready?
Are you sure? Okay? Okay, here we go. Thinking sideways
is not brought to you by preparation age. You don't
(06:05):
have him a HIDS, so you're not in our demographic.
Thank god. Okay, Okay, here we go. Everybody, take a drink.
That's why I got Course it's light. Curse ye, curse
you can make a lot of that ship or as
Nash says it, course he's cours what ails you. I
(06:30):
don't know, it's how he says it. Curse mad and
NFL two thousand six features Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Eagles I'm gonna do that again. No, what's it that boring?
(06:53):
Is it? It's not that boring. You did the fucking
Mad and Cursed last week. Yeah. I like this a
little better that I was gonna think. You know, I
try to keep throwing in true crime ship, you know,
but I don't want to hog it. You know, you
guys might feel like I'm hogging all the good murder stories.
That's what we do, the hog. Actually that should be
(07:17):
my new name, just murder Hog coming murder Hog. Wow. Yeah, um,
well anyway, so, but you know, I don't want to
be unfair about it. If you guys are hankering to
do some good you know, some good grizzly so let
me tell you what. If we want to do them,
we will, Okay, So just don't worry about us, right. Well,
(07:41):
I thought maybe the two of you were in your
own mind sticking. Oh god, Joe, Joe's is always doing
this fucking horrible murder ship, and I wanted to so
I have your basement doing horrible murder ship. But yeah,
you're the murder Hog murderer. Yeah, okayd hug User. I
(08:02):
don't know it was Spider Man at first. Then Sick
did not go very well it doesn't normally for murder hug.
It just ends up with a splatterka ready do you
do you too want to hear something really dumb? Sure? Okay.
(08:23):
So I went to watch this video and I could
not hear it. I cranked up the volume and I
could barely hear it. I thought, Man, this is a
shitty video. Why are people so upset? I mean, can't
God for the subtext on it? Because I can't hear
ship had your headphones plugged in. I went in the
(08:46):
next video and I'm like, wait, it's wait yeah, yeah, yeah,
so this is a different It was the best quality
video I could find. Is the mixer on it? Is?
(09:08):
That would be like, that wouldn't be the worst, It'd
be pretty. It just took you a half hour to
record a thing, so I think it probably would be
the worst. Stabbing the kind of funny in the like,
Sorry Grove dot com, but you guys are getting a
shitty sound quality version of this ad. Sorry, let's try something. Okay, Okay,
(09:48):
here we go. All right, he can't be one up? No,
I can't know. Go ahead, I won't. I won't want
to be the last word. Okay, fine, turn this into
(10:12):
an hour and a half. Can we please make it short? No,
we're gonna an hour and a half. Flick a stretch,
click a strap, we can stretch. Think in an hour
and a half. I think we stripped this into minutes
is great. Five minutes is what I'm expecting to get
out of this. An hour and a half, we'll be painful.
That would be everybody listening to the sopping sounds of
(10:34):
Devin beating our heads in with hammers. It is just
bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish. That's not
actually what it sounds like, but it's just gonna be squish, squish, squish. Well,
that's what she's done, is just walking on us that
squish squeak, sqush squeak, because that's the floors of this place. Hey, guys,
(10:58):
welcome to an episode of Thinking Sideways, the podcast I
Am Devin joined. They said, an episode that's actually not inaccurate.
Guess it's fine, all right, never mind, I Am Devin
joined annoyingly this week, like two of men who are
(11:19):
pointing at each other. Pointer number one is Steve. I'm Joe,
and we're not annoying. Now you are, damn you. Yeah,
just kidding, did you were they were they listeners? No,
(11:42):
they knew of us. They had medicine at our table,
and I had chatted with them later, but they had
never actually listened to the show. But they recognized me. Well,
look at it this way. At least it didn't cost
him anything. Yeah, they had to. They had to take
a cab rite anyway. I cost him an extra three dollars,
I think, did you because you know the body feet Well,
(12:02):
you're a ship head, I said, I was going to
say a ship. Hell, I didn't. I didn't mean to
say ship head. You're a ship heal, Okay, that's all right, Yeah, Devon,
I'm ready when you let's get the finky on. Really
(12:25):
hard not to just be like itching, yeah, please, I
really don't want to hear. Yeah. Yeah, what is that?
Devin is turned into a cat and she's currently scratching
with the back of her neck with her left leg,
so it's weird. Just I save it all up and
(12:45):
call for a break, and you can scratch the ship
out of yourself for thirty seconds. We can get the hose,
we can spray you down. Actually it doesn't showers make
it way. Well, I didn't say a shower. I meant
the actual hose spray. Just saying like, what like any
stimuli on it is just like even worse. How about
(13:07):
you scratchy? Sure, okay, it's this sing working, it's this
thing on. Nope, I guess not. We turned yours off.
Jevin just never plugged in your cable the hot mic
into this actually extra hot funny because he plugs the
MIC's in. He just trolled himself. It's fine, I like
(13:35):
told I just want to put a lot of extras
and everything. I'm so sorry, it's it's irish. Hid watching
another episode that touch in the Guck story is so
hard hitting. Every one of them is like a personal
(13:56):
punch in the gut. How long have you been working
on that time? Going like thirty seconds? Yeah, ten hours,
five years? Yeah, I just yeah, I'm working. I'm working
on you know, a new podcast name for some reason,
punching the gut. That sounds kind of good. Hey there,
(14:20):
lord on my idea. Sorry, sorry, dumped the gun a
little bit. Yeah, I think you might have just a
little bit. Let's do it again, all right, that's what
mermaids are. Yeah, I don't think that kind of are. Yeah,
(14:44):
actually I could just I could just picture like the
commercial campaign for that girl? What is girl? You're some
kind of h two hologlog. That's right, and I'm proud
of it. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah, hi there, welcome to
(15:06):
another episode of Thinking Sideways. This week, I'm your host,
Joe did what did you transition? Goddamn it? You leave
me alone? That explains a lot, all right, Joan, let's go.
(15:29):
I'm got to start from the very top here. All right, Well, okay,
but before we talk about theories, um briefly, can we
let we just need to take a minute to hear
from our sponsors. Have you been doing this? I've never
done Okay, yes I do. Um like the middle of
(16:00):
you're stirring, m No, No, on your back okay like
you No, You're always forget what your shoulder blades. I
always forget the word shoulder blade. I can't help it.
It happens every time because my grandmother calls the wings,
and I always think wings. But they're not fucking wings, Grandma?
How to start over again? Instead, it's brought to you
(16:27):
by your local pelch pelt shelter. Not that try again, lady,
like a hamster or a bunny or a cat or
a dog. Of course you do. You need a million
(16:47):
of them. Go down to your local pelt shut next
Stonehege Campers sixteen forty six. Before we theories, let's take
a break. What did that? I can't help it, Lie
(17:10):
was typing crappoli Okay, for reals this time sixteen s
chup chu chupe chu chu chupe chupu, cobra chub cobra chup.
(17:32):
Oh God, the mic is I'm like, who is in
charge of this? Got damn engine there? This is why
we need one
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