Infinite Skunk Spray| Part 1

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, friends, Welcome to his Biology Squad. We are a
team of spies who specialize in science. You see doctor
Stinky Breath in The Purple Ninjas are trying to take
over the world through science, and it is up to
us to stop them before it is too late.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The Purple Ninjas were up in their Purple Stinky Blimp
lab working on some kind of experiment test tubes, speakers,
and wait, what's that onions and moldy cottage cheese. Oh gross.
I'm not sure exactly what they're up to, but let's
take a closer look.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hey, Steve, I need you to keep staring this mixture
while I go get the sprayer. Why do you think
this stuff is sticky enough yet? Well, I'm not sure,
and that's why we need to do a test. Spray.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Edwin the Purple Ninja started looking around in different cabinets
and finally found what he was looking for. A garden sprayer.
You know the kind that you has a pump on
the top of it and you push it down to
create pressure inside and then it sprays out water to
miss your plants. Well, I don't think he's going to

(01:33):
be missing any plants. I think he has a different plan.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Sure, he'll help you board into the sprayer think, Steve, Now, okay,
that's enough. Okay, let's give it a test spray sh
All right, what do you think, Steve? Is it the
worst thing you've ever smelled?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
I don't really smell much of anything.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You're joking?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
No, I'm serious. In fact, he's kind of smells good,
like we should cook some burgers or something.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Get out of here. Let me have a smell.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
See doesn't it smelling the barbecue?

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Ah? Why are we so bad at this?

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah? I wish we could, I don't know, just hire
a skunk to do all the work for us.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Wait a second, why don't we say no.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Don't get mad at me, Edwin, I just mean skunks.
They're pretty good at making things stinky. But too bad
they don't talk, because then we could just all that.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
A second, Steve, I think you might be hon a something. Yeah,
let's go catch us skunk?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Gotcha, stunk? I don't know about that, head win, head win? Oh? No,
where are you going? What have I done?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Meanwhile, Ava and Jaden were cruising around their neighborhood on
their bikes.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
It was a.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Beautifully perfect spring day. The sun was shining, the birds
were chirping in best of all, no homework today. The
world was their oyster, and they wanted to enjoy this
oh so very perfect day. But little did they know

(03:39):
that this oh so perfect day was about to turn
very smelly, very fast. So what do you think we
should do the rest of the day, Ava, I don't know, Jadon. Ah,
there's just so many options. I kind of feel a
little old overwhelmed. I can't remember the last time we

(04:02):
had such a perfect day. I mean, like, we could
play soccer, buy a kite, play goga ball, build a fourth.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
They all sound fun. But which one should we pick?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Jaden thought for a second and then said, wait a second,
what if we pranked somebody?

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, what if we did a prank?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh that's a good idea, Jaden. Uh, but who do
you think we should prank? I have an idea, Jaden.
Why are you laughing like that? Your face looks weird, because, ah,
what if we pranked mister Jim. That's hilarious, Jaden, But

(04:49):
how in the world would we do that? Do you
have any ideas? I heard some of my friends at
school talking about how they used their parents' printer to
print messages from the future as a joke on their
little brother. That's hilarious, Jaden, messages from the future sent
through the printer Genius. But I don't think mister jan

(05:13):
would fall for that. Hmm, good point, Ava, But what
if they were messages from doctor Stinky Breath, like he
hacked into mister Jim's home computer. Do you think he'd
fall for that?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Huh?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I think he might, said Ava. But the one thing
I don't know is how to print something from his
printer at home. I'm pretty sure we can print things
from a tablet as long as we're close enough to
his house to reach his printer's Wi Fi connection. This
just going to be hilarious, Ava. Come on, I'm right

(05:53):
behind you, Jaden. Steve and Edwin were now hiking through
the forest behind doctors thinky Bread's house. They were on
a hunt to capture a wild skunk. They had no
idea how to accomplish this, so they brought a few things.
A bucket, a large jar of honey, and some rope.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Steve, why did you bring honey? You should have grabbed
a net or something to catch it with. Well, I
know skunk's like honey, so we dog maybe we could
pay it with honey to come work for us. Pay
the skunk with honey. Steve, what in the world are

(06:39):
you thinking? Oh? Whatever, I don't have time for this. Okay,
why don't you check over by that fallen tree down
the hill and I'm gonna go check by the river.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
As the two Bourbon ninjas split up in separate directions,
it only took a few minutes before something crazy happened.
Steve started screaming and Edwin came running back from the river.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Steve, Steve, how are you okay?

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Where are you? Steve died down.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Steve had rolled down the side of the fallen tree
and into a ditch.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Whew, wow, smells like you've found us skunk too.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Well, I think it, moh like the skunk found me
so weet? What in the world happened? Well?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Steve went to look inside the fallen over hollow tree,
and upon looking inside the hollow tree, he accidentally scared
a skunk that was sleeping inside and it sprayed him,
completely covering him in stinky skunk juice, which then caused
Steve to fall backwards into the ditch. And then when
Steve fell over, his giant jar of honey build all

(08:00):
over him, and the skunk was now licking it off
of Steve's face.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Looks think you've made a friend, Steve.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, he's actually pretty nice now except when he bites
my nose.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay, Steve, let's get you in your thinking mets back
the doctor's thinking about's house. Go ahead, I bet the
skunk will follow you in your stinky honey self.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Donky, go back to the house. Come on.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Jaden and Ava were now hiding behind some bushes on
the side of mister Jim's house. They had connected their
tablet to his printer's Wi Fi and we're preparing the
first prank message to send. Hava, what do you think
we should type here? Jaden hand me the tablet. I

(08:55):
think it should say, hmm, dear mister Jim, you best
prepare for the stinkiest day ever, Signed ds B. Why
does it say DSB? Ava? Come on, Jaden, doctor stinky breath.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Oh that's a good one. Okay, perfect, Now click the
print button.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Ava.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Ava clicked the print button and now they could see
mister Jim's printer through the window was starting to print
the message. Both Ava and Jaden were carefully peeking through
the window and couldn't believe that their brank was actually working. Meanwhile,
back at doctor Sinkybrett's house, the Purple Ninjas were testing

(09:45):
the stink capacity of this brand new skunk that they
had captured.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
How is this possible. It's like it just ran out
of stink. Steve. How many times did we have it
spray you?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Woah? I think it was five times. Oh, and if
you've got the first one in the fourth, I means
I've been sprayed by the skunk six times.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
So that skunk can only spray six times. That's not
gonna work. I need a skunk that has infinite sprays.
There's gotta be a way. Come on, Steve, let's keep working.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Oh no, it sounds like Steve has been sprayed six
times by skunk.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Oh, he smokes. That's bad.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
And do you think mister Jim is gonna fall for
Ava in Jaden's prank? I don't know, And I also
don't know if the Purple Ninjas are actually gonna be
able to create an infinite spraying skunk. That sounds bad,
but we are gonna have to wait and see what happens.
On the next episode of Spyology, Squad it's time for

(11:00):
some Spiology Squad shout outs. I want to say it to
Oliver and Jack from Kansas, Rowan from Maine, ethan Ella
and Noah from Matthews, North Carolina, which is right by
my house, swore Of from Georgia, and Benny and Max
from New York. I'm so glad that you're all on
Spiology Squad. We could not stop Doctor Seegeybreth and his

(11:23):
crew without you. My friends. Well, you have a super
DUPERD and I'll see you on our next adventure. This
is HQ over and out sh