Infinite Skunk Spray| Part 3

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, friends, Welcome to his Biology Squad. We are a
team of spies who specialize in science. You see doctor
Stinky Breath in the Purple Ninjas are trying to take
over the world through science, and it is up to
us to stop them before it is too late.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
On the last episode, Jaden got blasted by a skunk
which appears to be under the control of Purple Ninjas
from some kind of collar around its neck.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
They have a plan to take over the whole town
and world.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
With unlimited skunk spray. Let's see what happens next. It
was now two days later. Jaden was at home taking
another bath of specially formulated skunk juice cleaner. This been
his tenth bath and the smell was finally starting to fade,

(01:05):
but he was about to hear how bad it had
gotten outside. It just finished the bath and was getting dressed. Hey, Jaden,
how are you doing sh Jaden reached over to grab
his walkie talkie out of his backpack. Hey, Ava, I'm

(01:26):
doing better that the smell is finally almost gone.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It is.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh, I'm so glad to hear that, Jaden. What did
you try using this time? Hydrogen peroxide and baking soda.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I think that was the most recent attempt, and I
can confirm Doctor Pepper did not do the trick. Sh Jaden,
did you say you took a bath in Doctor Pepper?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
It was desperad Ava. I was willing to try anything, but.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Doctor Pepper bath is way too bubbly in all the
wrong places. Anyway, how's it going out there any more?
Skunk sprays?

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Sh?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, Jaden, it's gotten bad. Almost half the town has
been sprayed. They'll all be relieved to know that you
found the best bath recipe to get rid of the stink.
Right now, I'm checking our skunk traps. Sh Have you
been able to catch any yet?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sh? No, not yet. Wait a second, Holy smokes, Jaden,
I gotta go. We caught us kunk, shouted Ava.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Sh okay, but be careful, Ava, don't get sprayed.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Sh.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Meanwhile, across town, the Purple Ninjas were monitoring the nineteen
sk yunks they had released around town, and we're quite
happy with the results so far.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Hey, Steve, check out this live feet of downtown.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Are you sure it's working? I don't know. It doesn't
look live because the thing is moving. There's no cars
on the streets.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Either exactly, Steve.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Everybody stayed home.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Nobody wants to go outside or drive their cars because
the smell is so terrible.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
That's awsome. What is this number? Being twelve thousand, five
hundred and seventy eight. That's the best part, Steve. What
is the best pot I like the best pots of scenes?

Speaker 6 (03:52):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Hi, boss, like glad he's stop bye, We have some
very good.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
News, said, lunch is ready?

Speaker 5 (04:03):
No miss, wait, are you serious? No, not about lunch,
about the plan you know, to take over the world.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yeses what is the update?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
You see? The skunks have sprayed over twelve thousand people
and nobody is.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Out and about today.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Everybody stayed home in the entire town smells like a
skunk's potty.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
How did you do this?

Speaker 6 (04:33):
You mean those collars actually worked?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yes, all nineteen collars have been working perfectly at keeping
the skunks stink glands filled with enough harmon and feel
for unlimited stink sprays.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
And what about.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Steve, Steve, don't you still have that collar around your neck?
Did it hurt you? E? He's okay, He's had a
lot of bad gas. But you're doing all right, Steve?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Right, yeah, h you bocagees just lets the toots.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Great purple Ninjas. So how do we make more?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Well, that's the thing. Unfortunately, one of the nineteen collars
out there is actually the master collar and has all
the instructions belt into it.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
He's eats the fun Steve is wearing.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Unfortunately not so we're in the process of checking each
skug one by one.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Oh, this is.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
Great news, Pepper Ninjas. Key BOP's a good work.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
But my dummy tells me it's time for lunch, so
I'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
Just don't mess anything up.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Okay, boys, we won't. Don't worry. See you later. Okay, Hey, hey, Steve,
this is our chance. We need to find that collar.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
By the looks of the map, moost of the skunks
are running around the city park. Ohhead there, no, okay, Steve,
good do you have any more honey to brk with
no steps? It ain't the rest, But don't worry. Skunks
love me, and I think I might have a little

(06:23):
bit more honey left in my hair.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Okay, Steve, Oh dear, good luck. I I hope he
could actually pull this off.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Mister Jim was now running to where Ava had caught
a skunk in a trap near the city park, and
he had brought some laser scissors with him. They had
their eyes on that purple collar and wanted to carefully
cut it off to see if it was behind the
whole stinky mess. Hey, mister Jim, did you bring the

(06:57):
laser scissors? Yeah, of course I didn't. Here you go,
and I also brought a couple jars of honey, just
in case there's any more skunks around. Great, pass me
the scissors and I'll cut it off the skunk in
the trap. Ava took the scissors and slowly knelt down
beside the cage. He didn't want to spook the skunk

(07:18):
and get sprayed, but he had to get close enough
to cut off the collar. There, I cut it off,
she said. The skunk then got spooked turned around to
spray Ava. Look out, Eva, shouted mister Jim, but nothing

(07:40):
came out.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oom, mister Jim, Did it happen? Did I get sprayed?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Ava, somehow it didn't. It's like the skunk ran out
of skunk spray. Wait a second, let me see that collar.
As Ava started inspecting the collar they had just cut off,
mister Jim turned around to see eighteen skunks all standing

(08:09):
around the honey jars. Um, Ava, I think we have
a problem here, said mister Jim. Ava looked up and
couldn't believe her eyes. Wait, mister Jim, they seemed to
really like the honey, and look, they all have those

(08:29):
purple collars. Maybe I can carefully cut off the collars
while they're distracted with the honey.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Uh Ava.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
That's either gonna be a genius idea or one that's
gonna land you in a bathtub forever. Ava carefully knelt
down and started cutting off the collars from the skunks.
They seemed to like having the collars off their necks.
When the last one was cut, mister Jim and Ava

(08:58):
grabbed all the collars and took off running for HQ.
They didn't want to wait and see if any of
the skunks had any stink sprays left as they ran off.
Steve had just arrived to the park and was excited
to see all the skunks who had just finished all
the honey from the jars.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Hey, buddy, smelly friends, hurry, Wait a second, where are
your colors? Are you the same skunks? Sh Hey, Edward,
The skunks at the park, the DODO of their colors on.
Sh Hey what sh they DoD have their colors on?

(09:46):
Take their dps and see where the colors are supposed
to be.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Back at Dtor Sinky Brett's house, Edwin ran over and
discovered the bad news.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Sh Steve, it looks like someone disabled all the colors.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
What did you say.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Hi, Bues, We might have a little bit of a problem.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Their bone cher.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Meanwhile, back at the park, Steve was getting surrounded by
all these skunks were smelling his very honey hair.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Nice skunks, nice skunk. Sweet, Why are you smelling my hair?
Oh no, the honey. Don't eat my ah my air,
Get on me, get on me.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Oh great jobs.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Biology squad always smokes.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
That ended up saving the day.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Mister Jim and Ava brought the callers back to h
Q and discovered that they were indeed the source behind
all that extra stinky, infinite skunk spray. Well, it's a
good thing that they have that master collar, because it
looks like the Purple Ninjas are not going to be
able to recreate their collars that they made in the

(11:20):
first place, even though we stopped them this time. I
don't think doctor Sinky Bread is quite done trying to
take over the world.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
It's time for Spiology Squad shout outs.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
I want to say hey, hello from Australia, Jason from Indiana,
Owen and eluis from Virginia, brought from Arizona, Grayson from Maryland,
and Bradley from Denver, Colorado.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm so glad that you're all on s Biology Squad.
We could not stop doctor Stinkybreath and his crew without you,
my friends. Well, you have a great day and I'll
see you on her next day adventure.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
This is HQ over and out.