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Episode Transcript
Hello, friends, Welcome to his biology squad. We are a
team of spies who specialize in science. You see, Doctor
Stinky Breath in the Purple Ninjas are trying to take
over the world through science, and it is up to
us to stop them before it is too late. The
(00:30):
Purple Ninjas were in doctor Stinkybread's backyard, planting weeds all
over his grasp. They had just received this assortment of
weeds from Queenjinga's castle. She had sent over some of
her favorite weeds as a gift to doctor Stinky Breath.
Purple Ninjas were a little surprised that they had now
(00:52):
added gardener to their job title.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I really thought when I became, you know, a ninja
for the world's most evil villain, I would be given
more exciting jobs. I did not expect to be holding
a shovel in one hand and a pod of grass
weed in another.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, I know, isn't it great?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
No, Steve, this is not what I had in mind
for my life. I'm supposed to be doing something greater
than this.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
But what's greater than digging in the dirt. I love
getting dirt in my finger nails.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah that's okay, I guess I just thought. I don't know,
I had a much greater calling in life to help
an evil master take over the world.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Whoa, edwoud take a look at the weeds the queens
sent over?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know, I don't like him when you say my name?
When is that?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
This plant is called a skunk? Fine? Whoa, it's stinky.
It smells just like a skunk.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Pew. Wow, that's great. The boss will love these. Huh
looks like she said, the whole bunch of them.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, let's get there, bladed best.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Okay, Steve, hats me the shovel might as well make
the bus layer the world's weightiest layer in the world.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Meanwhile, across town, Jaden and Ava were just finishing up
at school. They were grabbing their uniforms and cleats to
get ready for soccer practice. It was also their turn
to help out with the team's equipment and get the
field ready to play on. This was a big responsibility.
This meant they had to bring out all the cones,
(02:45):
paint the lines in the field, and fill up the
water bottles. Yeah, it was a lot of work, but
it was work they loved doing. Hey, Jaden, yelled Ava,
on your way back to the shed. Can you grab
another cue and of the white spray paint. I have
to finish the end lines down here. Yeah, sure thing,
Ava shouted Jaden. Jaden ran back to the shed to
(03:10):
grab the rest of the supplies, like the water bottles
and the spray paint cans. Buddy, ooh, he caught a
whiff of something pretty nasty smelling.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Oh what in the world was.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
That, said Jaden. Smells like a whole family of skunks
had a party back here.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Ough.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yikes, that's bad. Jaden felt like he even needed to
squint his eyes because the smell was so bad it
almost even made his eyes thing. He grabbed everything he
needed as quickly as he could and ran back towards
the soccer field. Hey, thanks so much, Jaden. Yeah, the
team should be here soon, so let's hurry up and
(03:51):
finish the jobs. Oh, Jaden, what that smell? I don't know,
but I think there might be a family of skunk
s having some kind of party underneath the shed. Yeah
that's pretty bad, but we don't have time to worry
about that right now. Can you help me finish pinning
the lines in the field, Sure thing, Ava, Ava and
(04:14):
Jaden hustled away at getting the soccer field ready for
their team's practice. Meanwhile, back at doctor Stinky Bread's backyard,
the Purple Ninjas had just finished planting all those weeds.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Wow, Steve, he that was a lot of work. I
think I need some steaky juice or something. I'm I'm
really thirsty.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, I think too. Wait, wait a second, the weeds
look like they're growing, like right in front of my eyebaws.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What do you mean, Steve, We just put them in
the ground a little while ago.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, but uh, I don't know. Those wins over there
started growing into the forest. I can't even see the
ends of them.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
What in the world how I think those are the
stunk finds.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I need to check the instructions Queen Jinja sent to us.
Maybe there's something that we did wrong.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
The Purple Ninja grabbed a piece of paper off the
ground and started reading it. It says, take cushion that
skunk Fine is a genetically modified super grower.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
There was a lot of big words. What does it
mean to take cushion a super grower? You think it'll
just keep growing like over the city.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Now, that can't be true. Huh, Well, maybe it does. Steve,
let's go show the boss and see what he thinks.
Jaden and Ava were now in the middle of their
soccer practice. Ava was the starting goalkeeper on the team
and was incredible at stopping the ball from going in.
(06:04):
But practice was about to get a very rude and
stinky interruption.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Connor pats me the ball.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Jaden got the ball and dribbled towards the goal. He
looked up and tried to fake out Ava and made
a big shot and whoa. Ava made a diving save
in punched the ball away with her glove. Jaden stood
there shocked as he couldn't believe she made the save.
Ava gave him a smile and ran to get the
(06:36):
ball that had now rolled into the forest behind the
soccer goal. Good shot, Jaden shouted the coach. That was
the right play to make. But Ava, fantastic save. You're
definitely ready for our big game this weekend, ha, Jaden
shouted Ava. Jaden ran over towards her and said, what
(07:00):
it's it? Ava, did you.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Lose the ball?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Well, yes, and no it's not lost, but I don't
think we're getting the ball back.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Look.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Ava pointed into the forest where the ball was h
it's that ivy holding onto var ball, shouted Jaden. Oh no,
not attack of the crazy plants again. Yep, they are
growing from the forest, which probably means they're coming from
doctors thinky breat's yard. Ava put her hands on her
(07:34):
hips and said, Jaden, do you happen to have your
salt blaster with you? You can probably take care of
this pretty quickly. Uh, yeah, I think I do. It's
I think it's in my bag.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Hold on.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Jaden took off running, but the vines continued to grow
and even crawled up on to the soccer field. This
is when Ava realized these vines. Oh, we're the source
of that skunky smell from earlier. Ava shouted the coach.
If you lost the ball, we have plenty more. We
(08:07):
gotta get back to practice. Hang on, coach, jad and
I just need to fight this plant monster real quick.
We'll kill it in no time. Plant monster, shouted the coach.
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Uh? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Alright, team, everyone take a water break. Jaydon ran back
with his bag and pulled out his salt blaster. This
was the same blaster they used the last time they
had a plant monster. Remember that one. Yeah, salt works
on some plants to remove the water inside of them,
causing them to dehydrate and die. Jaden blasted the vines
(08:48):
with the salt, but nothing happened. What that was weird?
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Try again, Jayden. Jaden lined up his salt blaster and said,
take this, you evil plant creature.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Zoom.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
What it's it's not working?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ava?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
What do we do?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
By now, the vines had crawled fully onto the soccer
field and were now visible by the entire team, including
the coach. What intar nation is going on? And what's
that smell?
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Ugh?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm sorry, team, but practice is canceled. We need to
call the landscapers and to take care of this disgusting problem.
As the coach walked back to his car, Jaden and
Ava realize this was a serious problem and they were
gonna need to get to HQ as soon as possible
to figure out what on earth is going on. Back
(09:48):
at Doctor Stinkybread's house, the Purple Ninjas had just finished
showing Doctor Stinkybret the backyard catastrophe.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
See, bas, we thought you would like all the weeds
planted back here, but this skunk vine from Queen did
has started growing out of control. It's that a good thing.
Are we in some kind of trouble?
Speaker 4 (10:12):
No, no, Pepperlinjas, this is vanderful. You mean to tell
me is that this vine can maybe even cover the
entire city in a stinky, smelly mess, because it sounds
like a perfect plan to me. Great job, Pepper Ninjas.
Now let's see if we can get some more of
(10:32):
these plants from Queen Gingavitism. Oh no, what in the
world is going on?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I hope this isn't another attack of some crazy monster plants.
But if the salt plaster didn't work, how in the
world are we gonna be able to control these vines
before it's too late. I'm not sure what's gonna happen next,
but we'll have to wait and see what happens on
the next episode of Spiology Squad. We'll be right back.
After a brief word from our sponsor, it's time for
(11:08):
his Biology Squad shout out. So I'm gonna say hey
to Jojo from New York, Emma and Lily from Boston, Massachusetts,
Hunter from Tennessee, Elijah from Florida, Teagan from Colorado, Oliver
from Finland, Maxwell from Hawaiian Scout from Massachusetts. I'm so
glad that you're all on Spiology Squad. We could not
(11:29):
stop doctor Stinky Breath and his crew without you, my friends. Well,
if you want to join the squad, have your parents
head on over to spiology squad dot com to fill
out that form so we can get you your access card.
In the middle, this is HQ over and out.
Host
Jim Jacob
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