Stinky Breath| Part 1

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, friends, Welcome to his biology squad. We are a
team of spies who specialize in science. You see, doctor
Stinky Breath in the Purple Ninjas are trying to take
over the world through science, and it is up to
us to stop them before it is too late. It

(00:30):
was almost doctor Stinkybret's birthday. The Purple Ninjas were sitting
in their labs scratching their heads, trying to think of
what they could give their boss for his birthday present.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
What in the world that we gotta do for the
fos has to be the special Steve Yeah, like, uh.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
The dime he got me that boldy bowl of boogertoe
over my birthday. It has to be even better than
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's the best giver of smelling gifts. But what go
we given That's smelly enough. You have to be smellier
than the time we gave him rotten onion socks, and
and that time we dumped a big bucket of old
fish tails in his cereal. Oh he loved that. But
this has to be better.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
I don't know. We might be out of smelling things.
I wish there was a way our gift could make
doctors thinking breath even be smellier. He would love that
when he is the world's smelly as breath. Yeah, too bad.
There isn't some kind of bad breath spray. I would

(01:43):
make it even smeliar.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Wait a second, that's a great ideas, Steve. We need
to study.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
This study you mean it books.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, we need to learn exactly what makes our breath stinkcake,
and we can harness the power of the stink and
give it to the box. He's gonna love it. Come on,
let's get to works, Dave. Oh boy.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Meanwhile, Jaden, Ava and their families were doing some Christmas
tree hunting. It was a cold day that had begun
with a few snow flurries. They were searching for the
most perfect trees that morning. After a few hours of
walking around the Christmas tree farm, they decided they needed

(02:34):
a break and headed to the Christmas Lodge. It gets
a cup of hot chocolate. Oh this feels so good
on my hands, said Jaden. My fingers were about to
freeze off. I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. My earmuffs
are frozen onto my hair. What'd you say?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
I said, Eva, that my fingers are but the.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Breeze off. You're hungry for cheetos.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
No.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Jaden then shook his hands in front of Ava and
acted like they died. I'm just messing with you, Jayden.
You look like a zombie. I feel like I might
become one with how cold it is out there. I
told you, Jayden, you should have worn warmer clothes. All
that puffy clothes gets in the way when you're on

(03:28):
the hunt for the perfect Christmas tree. Oh, I'm telling you, Jaden,
there's no such thing as a perfect tree. My family
found one like an hour ago. That's gonna look so
good in our living room. Yeah, that one was all right,
I guess, said Jaden. But I know she's still out there.

(03:50):
Who's she since when you have a girlfriend, Jaden?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
What?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not a girl. The tree,
I mean, the perfect tree is still out there, and
I'm gonna find it, Jaden said as he slurped his
hot chocolate and stared out the window. By now, the
snow flurries had turned into a full on blizzard. The
challenge Jaden was now up against was much much harder

(04:18):
than before. Some might throw in the towel, but not Jaden.
He downed the rest of his hot chocolate and said, Ava,
if I don't make it back, tell my family I
love them. Ava chuckled a little as she sat inside
the warm lodge and walked him walk out the door
and get blasted by a gust of windy snow. Jaden

(04:42):
was back on the hunt with a perfect Christmas tree. Meanwhile,
the Purple Ninjas had studied all day about what makes
stinky breath, and it looks like they've made some progress
on their gift for doctor Stinky Breath.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
WHOA, look good old days. Little back to Auria. They're
acting pretty angry or something.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Be careful, Steve. Those little buggers are what makes bad
the bad breath. We gotta attach them onto this lollipop first.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Why do we have to put them on the lollipoop?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh, not lollipoop, lollypop Wait, a thicket that's hilarious. Had
a perfect name for this. Let's call it the lollipoop
that's buddy, Yes, Steve, When the boss licks the lollipoop,
the little bacteria will stick on to his tongue and

(05:40):
create even more bad smells for his breath.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
WHOA, we might even need extra clothes pins on our
noses if his breath is gonna be getting worse.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
That might be true, but he will be very happy.
I'll get the wrapping paper ready because this this might
be docnor Sticky Breath's best Birthday present ever.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
The snow was blowing. Not many could have survived this
long in the frozen tundra of the Christmas tree farm,
but Jaden was determined to find the best tree on
the lot. The snow was now up to his knees
as Jaden was hiking his way in between the trees

(06:29):
and was now met with a tall hill in front
of him. He put his hand over his eyebrows to
block the snow from blowing in his face. As he
looked up the hill, he couldn't believe it. Wait, is
that the perfect tree? Jaden thought as he saw the
most perfect looking tree on top of the hill, But

(06:51):
he wasn't sure. The only way for him to know
was to climb the snowy hill. After he pulled himself
up to the top of the hill, there it was.
She's beautiful. It's the perfect Christmas tree, shouted Jaden after

(07:12):
carefully cutting the tree down. He was then hit with
the reality of the situation. How was he going to
get this perfect Christmas tree back to his parents' car.
The only way to get it home was to tie
it onto the roof rack of their suv. The snowstorm
was getting worse by the minute. He was running out

(07:32):
of time. Pretty soon. He might be better off building
an igloo and sheltering for the night. That is not
what Jaden did. Jaden took a deep breath and said,
all right, Beautiful, looks like I'm gonna need your help
to get us both out of here. Hope you're just
as strong as you are. Beautiful. Jaden pushed the tree

(07:55):
over and hopped on top.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Wait, what is Jaden doing?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It's gonna ride the tree down the.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Hill, Jada. I don't think that's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Here, week, Oh no, Jada is sliding down the hill
on top of a Christmas tree. That doesn't seem like
a good idea. And what in the world of the
Purple Ninja's up to with making doctor stinky bread spread
even stinky here? Oh dear, there's a lot going on,

(08:29):
and I'm not sure what's gonna happen next. We'll have
to wait and see what happens on the next episode
of Spyology. Squad we'll be right back. After a brief
word from our sponsor, it's time for his Biology Squad
shout outs.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
I want to say.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Hey to Mom from Phoenix, Jude from Canada, Rayan from Texas,
Titus from Oklahoma, Jack and Cohen from Wisconsin, my life
Hello from Australia, and Henry from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm so
glad that you're.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
All on the squad.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
We could not stop doctor Steak your Breath and his
crew without you, my friends. If you want to join
the squad, have your parents heading over to spiologysquad dot
com feell out that for me and we can send
you an access card in the mill. This is HQ
over and Doubt.

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