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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, friends, Welcome to his Biology Squad. We are a
team of spies who specialize in science. You see Doctor
Stinky Breath in The Purple Ninjas are trying to take
over the world through science, and it is up to
us to stop them before it is too late.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
On the last episode, we saw that the Purple Ninjas
were working on some kind of stinky breath enhancer thing
for doctor Sinkybread's birthday, and Jaden made a very dangerous
choice to jump on his christmastery and slide it down
a snowy hill. Oh dear, let's see what happens next.

(00:47):
Jaden held on tight to his dream Christmas tree as
they both slid down the side.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Of the hill.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Jaden screamed the entire way down, holding his face up
against the branches to protect himself from a life changing
whitewatch of snow. It all happened so fast as he
flew across the whole tree farm and finally slid to
a stop. Holy smokes, Jaden, is that you shouted?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Ava?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Jaden picked up his head as it felt like the
whole earth was spinning like a top. Hi Eva, I
I found the perfect tree. Ava and Jaden's family couldn't
believe not only that Jaden had finally picked his tree,
but also that somehow he survived the trip all the

(01:44):
way down that hill. Jaden's parents ran over to wrap
him up in a warm blanket and helped him carry
the tree the rest of the way to the car.
He had accomplished his mission. Meanwhile, the Purple Ninjas were
hiding in a room with the light of what is
going on in here? Why is it to I convetted?

(02:05):
Everyone go air bolingas their bread bo Holy Stinky his horse,
Happy birthday, boss.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh pepper lings, Oh you scared me. Here you go, buss.
Here's your present?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh wow, sink you a lollip pop? Oh sink You's.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Not just a lolly pop. We call it the lolly poop.
It makes your breath even stinkier.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Doctor Stinky Breath turned his head and looked at the
lollipoop and took a look of it, and then said,
why doesn't it taste bad? It must not work because
it tastes delicious. Hey, Dave, check his breath, see if
it smells worse.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Why do why have to be the breath checker?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Because you're better at it than me? Okay, Steve took
off his clothes pin on his nose and took one
smell and instantly, Oh passed out.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Steve, how are you okay?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Where are they? I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think I have a great way of what we
can do.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Is this gift?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I think it's for much more than just my own
stinky breath. Let's make the world have stinky breath. Meanwhile,
Jaden was sitting in the back seat of his parents
scuv as they were driving home after his heroic effort
to find the perfect Christmas tree. His walkie talkie began

(03:50):
to buzz b sh Hey, Jaden, how are you doing.
I'm in the car next to you. Jaden looked at
his window, and sure enough, there was Ava's parents Minivan.
Sh Oh, I'm better now. It's nice to finally be
able to feel my toes again. Sh You're insane. We

(04:12):
were looking everywhere for you. Then I thought I heard
an avalanche coming towards us, but it actually ended up
being you. Sh yeah, oh that was pretty epic. But
who what's your family doing the rest of the day, Ava,
sh Obviously we're getting the tree up and decorated. What
about you, guys, she asked, sh I think we're gonna

(04:36):
run to the store first and pick up a few
things and then head home to do the same.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Sh.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sweet, Well, let's meet up at HQ tomorrow morning. We
have to shovel the sidewalks after this big snow. Sh
sounds good, Ava, I'll meet you there at nine A
m over and out sh. On the way home, Jaden's
family needed to stop at the grocery store and pick
up a few things. One of his parents ran inside

(05:02):
the store while the rest of them stayed in their car.
Upon returning to the car, Jaden was handed a giant lollipop.
Ooh wow, thanks, So what's this for? Well, someone was
handing them out at the door for free. I thought
you might like when Jaden, you've been through a lot today. Yeah, thanks,

(05:23):
this looks delicious.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Mmmm.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Let's get home though, before the roads are all snowed over.
Put up this beautiful tree that you found, said one
of his parents. Meanwhile, the Purple Ninjas were talking to
each other on their walkie talkie.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Hey, Steve, can you send me some more lollipops? I'm
all out?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Sh you be lollipoops? Sh yeah?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Those send me like a thousand more?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Sh whoa so do the people like him.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Sh.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yeah, they can't get enough of them. I've been standing
outside this grocery store for an hour dressed in a
stand a suit. I'm giving everyone a lollipoop as they
walk into the grocery store. It's perfect.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Sh Do they have bad breadth though? Sh? Do they?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Ever? It works only after a few wicks. The butts
is gonna be so excited.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Sh I'll go tell them the good news.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
By the time Jaden and his family got home, he
had already eaten his entire lollipop. Hey, Jaden, can you
help me get the tree off the roof, asked one
of his parents. Sure thing. Jaden walked around the car
to start untying the string. Shoo, Jaden, Oh what's that smell?

(06:53):
Did you brush your teeth this morning?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Uh? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Why? Oh? Because phew? Uh maybe you should go brush
them again. I don't know, maybe something flew into your
mouth when you were riding that Christmas tree down the hill.
Jaden put his hand in front of his mouth and
breathed into it so he could smell his own breath,
and it just about knocked him over.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Oh that's terrible, Like I'll be right back Jaden ran
inside his house and began brushing his teeth, but nothing
got rid of that smell.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
He ran to his room and grabbed his walkie talkie.
Sh mister Jim, are you there? Sh Hey, Jaden? I wow,
I heard about your ski trip down the Christmas Tree Hill.
Sounds fun? Sh yeah it was, But I have a
serious problem now.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Sh What is it? Shh.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm afraid to say it out loud, but my breath
spells like doctor stinky breath? Sh yours too?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Sh wait, wait, mister Jim, what do you mean mine too?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Sh Well. I didn't want to ruin your day with
the news I just heard, but since you're affected too,
you should get to HQ asap. I'll tell Ava as well.
Sh Okay, mister Jim, I'll.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Be right there.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Oh no, what in the world Jaden has? Now he's
got super stinky breath. I think it's because of that lollipop.
How in the world are they gonna fix this? Even
after brushing his teeth, the stinky breath didn't go away.
Oh dear, Jaden's day is not going very well. We're

(08:48):
gonna have to wait and see what happens on the
next adventure of spy Ology Squad. We'll be right back.
After a brief word from our sponsor. It's time for
Biology Squad shout outs. I want to say hey to
Hunter and Isaac from Kentucky, Opal from Texas, Joe Isaac

(09:10):
and Sam from Iowa, Zane from India, Henry from Illinois,
Emon from Australia, Teamer from Denmark. I'm so glad that
you're all on Spiology Squad. We could not stop Doctor
Snaky Breath and his crew without.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
You, my friends.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Have you heard of our starter pack?

Speaker 6 (09:32):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Down in the show notes below you can see our
Spy starter Pack, which has everything you need to get
started as a real spy. Down in the show notes below.
This is HQ over and out.
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