All Episodes

September 5, 2025 10 mins

Parents!
Listen to this podcast, audiobooks and more on Storybutton, without your kids needing to use a screened device or your phone. Listen with no fees or subscriptions.
—> Order Storybutton Today <—

Your Next Step In Becoming A Spy..
—> The Spy Starter Pack <—

Get Your Free Spyology Squad Access Card In The Mail
https://www.spyologysquad.com/

Listen to HEYMRJIM Podcasts

Kids Short Stories
Kids Animal Stories
Spyology Squad

About Mr. Jim:

Hi! I'm Jim Jacob, a South Carolina based creator. I started as a podcaster by accident. Our first real episodes on the internet were me trying to find a solution to help tell my sons stories as I was traveling for work. I recorded some stories and hoped that by uploading them to a podcast app, my wife and kids could have easy access to listen. What started as a fix for our family’s bedtime routine interruption has grown into a worldwide audience with hundreds of thousands of listeners. My wife Jocelyn and I have 3 kids and love inspiring others towards greater imagination and curiosity.

Welcome to "Spyology Squad," the thrilling kids podcast where science meets espionage in a world of "spyience-fiction"! Join the intrepid trio—Jayden, Ava, and Mr. Jim—as they embark on gripping missions to thwart Dr. Stinkybreath and his devious Purple Ninjas. Each episode of this dynamic kids podcast is a blend of exhilarating adventure and intriguing science, perfect for young minds eager to learn and explore.

Dive into the heart-pounding world of "Spyology Squad," a kids podcast that's more than just entertainment. It's a journey into the realm of science, where each episode is a new mission, combining the excitement of spy adventures with the wonders of the scientific world. This kids podcast is designed to captivate listeners aged 6-12, providing them with memorable stories that are both fun and educational.

"Spyology Squad" stands out as a unique kids podcast, offering episodes thrice a week that are tailored to complement what children are learning in school. With its engaging narrative and educational content, this kids podcast is the perfect supplement to your child's learning journey, making science both accessible and enjoyable.

Listeners will be on the edge of their seats, following the adventures of Jayden, Ava, and Mr. Jim in this kids podcast, where each episode is a new opportunity to learn about science, develop critical thinking skills, and be part of the team that saves the world! It's not just a kids podcast—it's an adventure into learning that your child will look forward to every week.

Subscribe to "Spyology Squad," the kids podcast where science and adventure collide, and be part of a community that values curiosity, learning, and fun. Join the squad and delve into a world where kids podcast episodes are not only memorable and perfect for children aged 6-12 but also a fantastic addition to their educational experiences. Don't miss out on the action, the learning, and the chance to be part of the Spyology Squad, where every week is a new adventure in the world of "spyience-fiction"!

Send Mr Jim A Message

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heymrjim

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/heymrjim



See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, friends, Welcome to his Biology Squad. We are a
team of spies who specialize in science. You see Doctor
Stinky Breath in the Purple Ninjas are trying to take
over the world through science, and it is up to
us to stop them before it is too late.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
On the last.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Episode, we saw that the Purple Ninjas and Doctor Sinky
Breaths have actually started to control the minds of the teachers. Thankfully,
Jaden and Ava got one of the hats, so maybe
they'll be able to figure it out how it works
and figure out a way how to stop them. Not
exactly sure, but let's see what happens next. Today was

(00:47):
the first day of school. Jaden and Ava were both
worried about how the day would go if their teachers
were actually being mind controlled by Doctor Stinky Breath. Oh
what's that, said Ava as he walked off the school bus.
Oh it's the same smell from yesterday, but like ten
times worse, said Jaden. I hope our plan works. Let

(01:11):
me check with mister Jim to see if it's almost ready.
Sh mister Jim, are we ready to activate Operation Scarecrow yet? Sh?
Almost just finishing giving all the birds of the training
they need. I'll let you know when we're ready. Sh
I can't believe you were right, Jaden. Everything you told
me the other day seemed too far fetched. I didn't

(01:33):
want to believe you. I wanted a nice, normal, normal
summer day. But unfortunately I was wrong, and I'm so sorry, Jaden.
It's okay, Ava. Now we just have to figure out
how to get these hats off the teachers heads. Hopefully
Operation Scarecrow will do the trick. Principal Patel greeted them

(01:53):
at the door as they were walking inside of the school.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Good mornings, doing eds. Is your new required clothes? Pins
for your nose?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Hey, why do we have to wear this? Shouted one
of the kids, because the school smells like a sewer.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Oh no, it's for a school spirit. Come on in
and find your new seats in your new classroom.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Said Principal Patel as he pointed the way for them
to follow. I'm not wearing one of those clothes pins,
said Ava. Makes you sound exactly like a purple ninja. Oh, Ava,
do you think that's part of their plan to turn
us all into purple ninjas? Well, there's no way it's
gonna work on us. They finally made it to their classroom,

(02:38):
and it smelled even worse than the hallways. Jaden and
Eva were some of the only ones in the school
who hadn't put their clothes pins on their noses. There
were some other spies that went to their school, so
they are all a part of this big plan of
saving the school, and they would soon find out that
even the clothes pins were a part of doctor Stinkybreat's
master plan. Meanwhile, I'll up in the stinky Blimp lab.

(03:01):
The Purple Ninjas were typing away very fast on several computers.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Okay, we need to enter mass production of our clothes pins.
We need more clothes pins for fase two. We did
we already use all the clothes pins we had. Yeah,
remember we gave all our clothes pins to that principle
last night. Oh yeah, and we're gonna have a successful
role all out of phase two. We need about ten
thousand more clothes pins with belt and frequency receivers.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh, Purple Ninjas, how are we doing today? Are we
ready for phase two? Asked Doctor Stinkybreath.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Well, not going yet. We need to break into the
clothes pin manufacturing plant and steel about ten thousand clothes
pins that we could modify for those frequency receivers.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I thought that we had already done this, Professor sticky fingers,
I need you to help these peper ninjas and make
sure as they don't make any mistakes.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Oh boy, why of course, bus don't worry a bathroom.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
I don't like it when you tell me not to
very because it feels like that's exactly what I should
be doing with you. Back at school, Ava and Jaden
were both feeling a little sick from the horrible smell
that filled their classroom. Jaden's pocket buzz at the sound
of his walkie talkie pops BPS. Uh excuse me, missus,

(04:24):
H Can I go to the bathroom?

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yes, Jaden, but please do make sure to put on
your clothes pin on your nose when you come back.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Said his teacher. Uh, yeah, okay. He leaned down to
Ava and said, I just got a message from mister Jim.
Wait like two minutes and then I think it's time
for you to open the window over there. I'm gonna
make sure to relay this to the other spies in
school operations. Scarecrow is now active. Jaden walked out of

(04:54):
the door of his classroom and headed to the bathroom.
He made sure to tap each classroom door with the
secret spy knock, two knocks in one door knob wiggle.
This would let the other spies in each classroom. No,
it was almost time. Sh Hey, mister Jim, I made
it back to the bathroom. How's the plan coming? Sh Hey,

(05:15):
that's great, Jaden. Well, the birds are already here. I
just need to make sure that every classroom has a
window that's open so the birds can fly in and
pull the hats off of the teacher's heads. Sh My
teacher is gonna lose it, said Jaden. She's terrified of birds,
but I guess this is the best way to save

(05:35):
the school. Sh. Yeah, our birds are trained, so they're
not gonna hurt anyone. Don't worry, said mister Jim. They
only have one mission in their little bird brains, to
save the school. Sh It's so crazy that those little
magnets inside of the hats can control someone's mind, said Jaden.
Sh Yes, it is. They are targeted towards the frontal low,

(06:00):
which is a section of the brain that that's where
you make your decisions. They've basically hacked the frontal lobe
of anyone who's wearing those hats. Sh So are the
birds gonna be able to pull the hats off? Asked Jaden.
Sh Oh, yeah. We equipped the birds with strong magnetic
leg bands, which will help deactivate the hat and allow

(06:22):
the birds to pull the hats off the teachers. But
the other part of the hat we found is that
they also seem to be communicating with another device. Did
the school happen to hand out anything today? The clothes pins?
Jaden grabbed the clothes pin out of his pocket and
took a closer look. Yeah, they're making everyone wear these
clothespins over their noses to help the bad smell here.

(06:44):
But I can see it's a little tiny antenna. Yeah,
there's an antenna built into this thing. It looks like
the hats are communicating with the clothes pins somehow.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Sh that is.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Crazy good fine, Jaden. The birds should be there any minute.
I hope the plan works. I'll send a team over
to the clothespin factory just to make sure that nothing
gets stolen from there. Over and out sh up. In
the stinky blimp lab, the Purple Ninjas were about to
jump out of the blimp to fly down to the
clothes pin factory.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
H guys, do you see all those birds over there?
Why are they all flying this way? I don't know
if Steve, birds do what they want, don't worry about them.
The professor should be getting everything ready at the factory
for us. Duh.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
The birds just oh, dear dude, just flew in the
school windows.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Dang what yeah, look now they're flying away.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
The Purple Ninja grabbed his binoculars and said, they took
her hats.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
What are those birds doing, Steve? Get those burns? They
stole her my control hats.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
WoT are you talking about? What's all the screamings? What's
going on?

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Look at those birds?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Did you do preponingan? It took quite a while for
the pandemonium of birds flying into the classrooms to calm down.
You should have seen it. They landed on the teacher's
heads and flew off with the hats, and it worked perfectly,
well as perfectly as a plan that can involve a

(08:22):
bird landing on missus H's head. Eva knelt down to
help missus H stand back up. Oh, missus H, are
you okay? Said Ava, Oh my, what what happened? What's
going on? And why does this. Why does this room
smell so terrible? Said missus h Oh. It's a long story,
but uh, we're all safe now, said Ava.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
But where'd my hat go? Asked missus h Oh. Don't
worry about that. I I'll get you a new hat,
said ava. After all the teachers and schools had been
freed from the mind control, Principal Patel canceled the to
the school day so that they could have the school
professionally cleaned. It smelled pretty bad and could use a

(09:07):
good cleaning. Wow, great jobs, Biology Squad. You guys saved
the day and saved the teachers from.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Being mined controlled.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Well, I don't think doctor Sinky Breath is gonna stop now,
so we'll see you on the next adventure.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's time fors Biology Squad shout outs. I want to
say hey to Novika, Mariah Teddy, dvid Ezra Henning, Carson Jackson,
and Lilah. I'm so glad that you're all on his
biology squad. We could not stop doctor Sinky Breath and
his crew without you.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
My friends.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
If you want to join s Biology Squad, have your
parents head and overdue Biology Squad dot com. Fill on
that free form and we will send that access card
in the middle. We will see you on our next adventure.
This is HQ over and out.
Advertise With Us

Host

Jim Jacob

Jim Jacob

Popular Podcasts

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

My Favorite Murder is a true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Each week, Karen and Georgia share compelling true crimes and hometown stories from friends and listeners. Since MFM launched in January of 2016, Karen and Georgia have shared their lifelong interest in true crime and have covered stories of infamous serial killers like the Night Stalker, mysterious cold cases, captivating cults, incredible survivor stories and important events from history like the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. My Favorite Murder is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including historic true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include Buried Bones with Kate Winkler Dawson and Paul Holes, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, Bananas and more.

24/7 News: The Latest

24/7 News: The Latest

The latest news in 4 minutes updated every hour, every day.

Dateline NBC

Dateline NBC

Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.