May 3, 2023 • 21 mins
This week, we welcome TikTok extraordinaire and Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards nominee SeanDoesMagic to the show. Sean shares the story of his most embarrassing moment with and it's a doozy. Get ready to cringe, Fable Babies!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I start walking. In the first step, I'm like, oh, oh,
a little bit nothing. Yeah, but I was like, oh,
we might nah make it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
A wise woman once said, if P and your pants
is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And following that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Logic, we've got the coolest guest in town. My friend,
Sean Soda Redona aka Sean does Magic is a massive
TikTok superstar, a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award nominee, and most importantly,
an all around pleasant guy. He's got a great smile,
he knows magic, and his vibes are immaculate. And that
is a phrase that I tried to never say. Shawn
(00:58):
and I sat down at vidcom and he told me
a very relatable story about going to the bathroom inside
his own pants. I'm Will Big Bladder McFadden and this
is hashtag story time, brought to you by you iHeart Radio.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So, Sean, tell me a story. Do you have a
good story to tell? God? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So, like I've never been asked the question like, just
tell me a story.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, it was more of a command. Yeah, tell me
a story. Has no question here.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But I'm a look, my life is pretty embarrassing. I
gotta be real with you.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Like it means you live a interesting life. I don't
know about that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I just feel like I'm always like there's a lot
of good things that happened to me, but likewise, how
life has to equal out, there's a lot of bad
things that happened to me and a lot of embarrassing things.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
If it was all ups, Like, if it was all great,
then it wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Would be able to appreciate the good. Yeah, if you
didn't have the bad exactly. So when I think of
one of the most embarrassing moments in my life, I
think back to freshman year.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Just in general, freshman year of.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
High school, that's just an first off that is just
such an interesting time in your life because like you know,
you you're in eighth grade, yeah, and you think you're like, oh,
I'm top of the food chat, I'm the am I
allowed a curse and yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the ship
like I'm about to go out, And then we go
into high school like day.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And then you're nothing. You're like no, And.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
There was a lot of things in high school that
I didn't understand right, Like, for one, I didn't know
that like asking someone to homecoming meant that like, y'all
were just going to homecoming. I thought that that was like, oh,
y'all are like dating now, like that's one thing. I
was like, what, like, like I asked this go to
(02:42):
homecoming and I put her name in my bio with
like little red heart, and she text me.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Like why did you do that?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We were just going to homecoming, like some embarrassing stuff
like that. But I have a really embarrassing story that
happened in high school. So you know, when you're a kid, right,
you know, maybe third grade, fourth it's normal for you
to piss yourself, right, Sometimes sometimes it happens.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, hey, yeah, I still do it grown.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So I want you to put yourself back freshman year
in high school? Right wait? What pause?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Look, accidents happened, right well, let me tell you my
pants adult Is that a real brand? Pooped my pants?
That's the brand? Oh okay, that's good. I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
We have sponsors and stuff. No, okay, so let me
set the scene for you, yes please. Okay, So you know,
I'm in Spanish class. We're out here, right, and we
have a big test today, you know, and I was
very excited, like I nailed it. I am super smart.
Shanna Spanish. We're out here, we're doing all of this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'll say quaderno'sve BiblioTech has.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Test right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And so I'm taking this test and I feel fairly confident.
I get through that test so fast, and the whole
time was like kind of I got a little tinkle feeling.
I feel like I got to pee a little bit. Okay,
So I was like, okay, I'll just finish this test.
We're gonna go to the bathroom right right right, And
so you know, I finished the test and I go
to turn it in and my teacher goes, hey, you
(04:18):
didn't do the back.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I was like, oh, there's a backside.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like, do I ask to go to the
bathroom now or do I finish the backside of this
this test. I was like, okay, you know what, I'm
gonna go back to my seat. I finished the front
side fairly quickly, because.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It is a little suss if you go to the
bathroom mid test. I was like, are you you cheating
all the answers? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And so you know, I go back to my desk
and I start working and I do the first answer
on the backside, second answer, the third answer. I started
feeling a little more like answer. I'm like, oh, I
really really got a pee. Like oh, So I was like, okay,
I finished it up. I kind of just rushed my
answers and I turn it. I give my test, and
then I start I go, hey, I think it's petter
(05:01):
ear Albano, which means can I go to the bathroom please? Yes,
I learned things. I'm gonna learn that pretty good. I'm
a nowhere I know things, And so I start.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Making my way to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
There's no bathroom in the class, right, you have to
go to the hallway bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But the closest bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The thing is, it's inapportable, So the closest bathroom is
inside the school. So you have to So if you're
like over here, you got to make up. Have to
walk all the way to the gym.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So I start walking and the first step I'm like,
oh a little bit, no nothing yet, but I was like, oh,
we might not make it. So I keep walking and
just each step I'm like, oh, I need mental will
power right now, dread just like nothing, No, we are
not doing this. I'm a high schooler, high school. I
(05:51):
just I just went homecoming. Okay, I have the balls
to ask your girl to homecoming. I can hold my piss, right, Yeah.
So as I continue to walk forward, I get out
of the classroom, I start making my way, and eventually,
in moments like this, there's there's a moment where you
just accept your fate.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know what I'm saying, It's over. There's a moment
where you just realize that I'm going down with the ship.
This is not this is not gonna happen. I'm not
gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
This is not gonna happen. And so we have this
program in our school. We have this like kind of
daycare program and where you know, the high schoolers take
care of these kids who come in for like a
few hours. And so I'm walking and I see the
little daycare area. I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm
(06:41):
going to go over to this area. And I just
I walked over and I stood next to the daycare door,
and I just had to piss myself.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I just pissed everywhere. But I was thinking, like, hey,
out of all the places, this is where some kids
standing next to you like my guy.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So I literally went into the middle of the whole way.
There was no way because class was going on, so
everybody's inside of the class. So I went to the
hallway area next to the door. I just I can't
believe I'm telling the start. I just pissed myself, and
I just you just feel the warm, just the rush
just go down.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And I was w no, it wasn't no shorts action here.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I was wearing thick black jeans and you could just
feel just everything just start to come down, and then
so suddenly there's just a puddles under you. And I'm
just thinking this whole time, Oh my god, I hope
nobody who walks past.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Nobody did, which was great, but I felt so bad
because I know that, like you know, some jannits and
while by some kid pissed me, so some child. So
that was the first part of my struggle, right The
second part is how am I going to go back
to Spanish glass right now? But luckily what was good
is because I was wearing thick black pants, it didn't
(07:55):
look like I pissed myself because like it was already thick.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
If you were wearing khakis right then. Yeah, that was
which is what I wore every day of ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh lord, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
My god, nothing but oh yeah Jake from State Farm, Yeah, exactly,
and so I always were shorts. So it's the one
day that I happened to wear black jeans, which is crazy.
And so I ended up going back and I waited
for the belt about to ring, and I walked because
I was done.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I was no my test. Wait for the belt of
back to.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Ring, and then I opened the door and I held
I stood behind the door for everybody to go out.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I was hiding under the door. I was just waiting. Yeah.
I grabbed my backpack.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Luckily I had a change of shorts for gym class,
and I just changed. But like, bro, my my underwear
was drenched, my shoes, bro.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Like everything did you just trash?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I lots of laundry, lots of laundry, and like when
I tell you, like I was doing the yeah, like
just walking around school the whole time, and you just
can feel it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You know, it's not even water. Yeah, you're like said,
you sound a little squishy today. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And I ended up surviving the day because it was
fifth period, going to sixth period, six period. It was
my last class, and although I felt gross the whole time,
I survived biology, which ironically biology like.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Today we're talking about the urinary tract system and how
urethras work. Oh yeah, oh yeah, and how if you
do keygels you can stop yourself from.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Being like oh, one class too late.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's how you're like, you think you have control over
your body until moments like that and you're like nope,
I uh, my body has betrayed me.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And so yeah, as a as a high schooler, I
pissed myself, dude, and it's a very traumatizing moment. Actually
don't wear black jeans anymore because of it. I'm just kidding,
never again.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh my god, it's is I mean, you standing next
to the daycare and peeing yourself is very funny to me.
I'm glad you didn't like try and you know, like
because if you would have tried to like just piss
on like the wall or.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Something or something like that, yeah, I just could.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Have ended up with a charge right exposure and then
exactly like you registered and you know, Shanda's criminal activity,
so you could have gone on a way different life. Paths,
so just like accepting it and being like I'm just
gonna piss right moves the move dude, Yeah, thank you,
it was a pro play. I'm trying to think how
you say like me spentalonis as mooy MOI I don't
(10:31):
know piss pussy, I don't know you pissed in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, I've never told that story, so that you have,
really I no one. I'm gonna be at the Oscars
one day going to play this audio.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
What was like the moral of that story? What did
you learn from that experience? What did you take away?
How are you changed or different?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Uh? I don't have wear black jeans always, always wear
black jeans always. We're black teams because you never know
when they're gonna come in handy or look to see
if there's another side of your task.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Exactly. That's that's the takeaway. Ye check check the backside, check.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The backside always and p before Spanish class exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I want to play a quick little game games first, last, best, worst,
and we pick a we pick a category and then
you tell me about the first time, the last time,
the best time of.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
The worst time. Okay, so what's the category? Uh, I'm
gonna go a little saucy. What about kiss?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay, okay, all right, what was your first kiss experience?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, well the first was also the worst?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, that's great if that well, combo, Yeah, let me
tell you, and you don't have to name names, we can,
you know you can do all right?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
All right, this is so bad? Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So this is also freshman year in high school. It's
a lot going on, freshman lots of stuff going on.
You're like the same day my pants and I got
my first kiss. Yeah no, So you know, freshman year
in high school, you know, you're you're learning more things
about yourself, and you're you're going through puberty.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Ish and you're like growing up and trying to become
an adult.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Right, you know you're gonna start to like girls a
little bit and talk to girls and what not or yeah,
whatever whatever you're into, and you're starting to learn more
about yourself. So God, I'm gonna give her a code name, Susan.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Susan. What if I just guessed her name was actually
like not Susan, No, Susan. So let's just say Susan
kissed a lot of boys, Okay, Susan.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, we love Susan. Susan was a boy kisser. We
don't slust, shame on. We love Susan. Yeah, we love
Let's save lives. Honestly, you never know, right, promiscuitous women.
It is the twenties first century. Yeah, you live your life,
(13:06):
You do what you want to do. You want to
kiss boys, You kiss as many boys as you want
to kiss. Yeah, okay, so Susan, so yis kissing the boys?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yes, yes. And so.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was talking to Susan a little bit and she, uh,
you know, we were we were like always hanging out,
like making jokes and whatnot. And I knew that Susan
kissed a lot of boys, but that, but we were
friends before.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
All that, like we were just like vibing, right, yeah,
so she but she was always like, oh I kiss
Bradley Yeah yeah, like cool cool cool.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And so you know, one day I had soccer practice
and we just walked to soccer practice. There was like
a field that was like a mile down okay, And
she was staying after school for I believe, like she
was doing like a test remake or something like that.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And as I was walking out, she was she finished
her test. She was like, ohere you going. She was like,
I forgot there was a backside of the test. Yeah,
she was like, what happened is going around? Yeah? And
so she she sees me and she's like, I'll walk
with you. It's a soccer Yeah. I was like, bet,
let's go, like have a buddy romantic. Oh yeah, we roll.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So we end up walking and I'm early to zacer
practice and so we go explore this park. In this park,
this is such a true story. This is gonna sound
like a bunch of bs. I swear to god, this
is a true story. It's so real.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I vivid a little like afternoon walked. Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So we're walking to soccer practice and I'm early, nobody's there.
I'm the first one there. And there's this park area
next to the fields and there's these woods. So she's like,
let's go explore where Zugera practice.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Let's go into the woods.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
We went into the woods. Stay out of the woods, kids, yeah,
don't go. Ever, happens a lot creepy things in the woods,
like me and Susan. So we go into the woods
and we're just vibing and we find this rock like
Big Boulder Rock area, and we just said that we
were just talking a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, it's a very romantic setting, right right, And then.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We were just talking and then we just got a
little closer. And in my head, I'm like, oh, Susan
kisses a lot of boys. I've never kissed the girl before.
And I literally no, I literally go, I let me
go because I we were like very close, Like, I go,
(15:25):
how do we do this? Right in front of Susan?
And I feel like she's had that question asked for
because she was hair.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
She was She said, just lean in and I was okay,
we we okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Lean and so I leaned in and I had my
first kiss, which lasted abouto point three seconds before I pulled.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I said, am I doing it right? I had no
idea what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
But we ended up kissing a little more before soccer practice,
and it was horrific. When I tell you, like, I
was like, because, like you know, as a teenage boy,
you hear a lot of things. You're like, oh, like
there's like friends kissing like a bunch of others, and.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm trying to figure I'm like, it's a lot of
it's based off of movies that you've seen where I'm like,
do I grab her face? Like what do I do?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Like do I just like caressook? Like what do I
do around the weight? Do I lift her in the air?
Like I don't know, is this when the soundtrack starts
playing around me? Like you just gotta keep it simple
and so like.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I wouldn't say we were like kissing. It was more
like I was trying to kiss yeah, for about like
ten minutes, and that was my first and worst kiss.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh Susan, Sweet sweet Susan. Yeah, Oh Susan. I hope.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I hope she's still kissing boys or girls, yeah, or
anybody out I hope Susan is still kissing, still getting
those kisses.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, shout out Susan. Oh Susan. Imagine she's listening to this.
I would be great.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
She still keeps it with my stuff. She DMS me
every once in a while.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
But you're taking responsibility for the bad side of the kissing,
like you're not blaming Susan. Like Susan seemed like she
really like kind of like held your hand through the
whole process, and she walked you. She was like, you know,
come into the woods, and she was like all you
do to do is lean in.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
She was very gentle and like caring first kiss. You
know what, Thank you, Susan. Yeah, I appreciate you. It's
like what a good kiss mentor yeah, even though it was,
like I'm telling you it was, but it's good. You
got to get your bad kisses out.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You gotta learn what doesn't work you, Like, there was
a lot way too much tongue in that situation right
back that up, like or there was like too much fighting.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Like you no, wet that out? Yeah, you gotta learn
the hard way and be like this. I'm sorry you
haven't heard this before.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay, So those that's your first and your your worst?
What about your what's your best kiss?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh lord?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Oh no, sorry, Actually let's do what's your last? What
was the last kiss you had moments before coming here? Okay,
so that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah so I recently probably I think honestly, like first
like serious girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, shout out, Kayla. I think're gonna say Matt gave
you a kiss right before that? What I was waiting
on it, but he didn't tell me to lean in? Yeah, right,
so I didn't. I didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, so right before coming here, I'm actually late to
this podcast because of it.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
No, she was like, it's a good reason to be
late if you're kissing. No, like she wouldn't let me leave.
She like had me in a bear hug. She was like,
don't go. Yeah, No, she's great.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And so that was my last one. And then your
best kiss, the best one. That's a good question. I've
never thought about my best kiss. I mean, well, no, no, no,
I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that.
I'm trying to imagine Susan. Yeah, four years later, Susan. No,
definitely my best kiss.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I think one.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I think it's like I think of about a bunch
of different places. But there's this on once set spot
that we go like every probably like three four times
a week, and we always just.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Watched the sunset. It's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's because I live in the Porta Ranch area of
LA and it's kind of in the hills area and
you get to see like the whole like north Ridge
Valley area. And she even she even got a tattooed.
This was before we were dating, but she loves the
spot so much that she she got like the outline
of the sunset tattooed on her ankle if you if
you see her later, you'll you'll be able to see it.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
But like she loves this spot, and so then she's
got to get the tattoo of YouTube smooth. That would
be so cute, like a picasso. That's good.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, but uh, I would say my best kiss is
because just overall, uh our our during sunset on that
little hill area.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
That's romantic. Thank you man. What can I say? Shawn
does romance, Seawn does kissing out here? Awesome, dude, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh lord, I've never talked about things like this before.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's that's that's how I rolled. I pull the stories
out of you, the ones you don't want to tell.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Well, that was great because I've never told any of
those stories. Anyways.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Kids, make sure you wear black pants on school when
you go back in September.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, go look at sunsets. Go look at sunsets and
smoo smooch people you care about. Yeah, and be careful
in the woods. Yeah, stay out of the woods, sou
and stay sexy, don't get murdered.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Well that about does it for this week's episode of
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So I start walking. In the first step, I'm like, oh, oh,
a little bit nothing. Yeah, but I was like, oh,
we might nah make it.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
A wise woman once said, if P and your pants
is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And following that.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Logic, we've got the coolest guest in town. My friend,
Sean Soda Redona aka Sean does Magic is a massive
TikTok superstar, a Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award nominee, and most importantly,
an all around pleasant guy. He's got a great smile,
he knows magic, and his vibes are immaculate. And that
is a phrase that I tried to never say. Shawn
(00:58):
and I sat down at vidcom and he told me
a very relatable story about going to the bathroom inside
his own pants. I'm Will Big Bladder McFadden and this
is hashtag story time, brought to you by you iHeart Radio.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So, Sean, tell me a story. Do you have a
good story to tell? God? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So, like I've never been asked the question like, just
tell me a story.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, it was more of a command. Yeah, tell me
a story. Has no question here.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But I'm a look, my life is pretty embarrassing. I
gotta be real with you.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Like it means you live a interesting life. I don't
know about that. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I just feel like I'm always like there's a lot
of good things that happened to me, but likewise, how
life has to equal out, there's a lot of bad
things that happened to me and a lot of embarrassing things.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
If it was all ups, Like, if it was all great,
then it wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Would be able to appreciate the good. Yeah, if you
didn't have the bad exactly. So when I think of
one of the most embarrassing moments in my life, I
think back to freshman year.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Just in general, freshman year of.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
High school, that's just an first off that is just
such an interesting time in your life because like you know,
you you're in eighth grade, yeah, and you think you're like, oh,
I'm top of the food chat, I'm the am I
allowed a curse and yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the ship
like I'm about to go out, And then we go
into high school like day.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And then you're nothing. You're like no, And.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
There was a lot of things in high school that
I didn't understand right, Like, for one, I didn't know
that like asking someone to homecoming meant that like, y'all
were just going to homecoming. I thought that that was like, oh,
y'all are like dating now, like that's one thing. I
was like, what, like, like I asked this go to
(02:42):
homecoming and I put her name in my bio with
like little red heart, and she text me.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Like why did you do that?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
We were just going to homecoming, like some embarrassing stuff
like that. But I have a really embarrassing story that
happened in high school. So you know, when you're a kid, right,
you know, maybe third grade, fourth it's normal for you
to piss yourself, right, Sometimes sometimes it happens.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, hey, yeah, I still do it grown.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
So I want you to put yourself back freshman year
in high school? Right wait? What pause?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Look, accidents happened, right well, let me tell you my
pants adult Is that a real brand? Pooped my pants?
That's the brand? Oh okay, that's good. I'm glad. I'm glad.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
We have sponsors and stuff. No, okay, so let me
set the scene for you, yes please. Okay, So you know,
I'm in Spanish class. We're out here, right, and we
have a big test today, you know, and I was
very excited, like I nailed it. I am super smart.
Shanna Spanish. We're out here, we're doing all of this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I'll say quaderno'sve BiblioTech has.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Test right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And so I'm taking this test and I feel fairly confident.
I get through that test so fast, and the whole
time was like kind of I got a little tinkle feeling.
I feel like I got to pee a little bit. Okay,
So I was like, okay, I'll just finish this test.
We're gonna go to the bathroom right right right, And
so you know, I finished the test and I go
to turn it in and my teacher goes, hey, you
(04:18):
didn't do the back.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I was like, oh, there's a backside.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I was like, do I ask to go to the
bathroom now or do I finish the backside of this
this test. I was like, okay, you know what, I'm
gonna go back to my seat. I finished the front
side fairly quickly, because.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
It is a little suss if you go to the
bathroom mid test. I was like, are you you cheating
all the answers? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
And so you know, I go back to my desk
and I start working and I do the first answer
on the backside, second answer, the third answer. I started
feeling a little more like answer. I'm like, oh, I
really really got a pee. Like oh, So I was like, okay,
I finished it up. I kind of just rushed my
answers and I turn it. I give my test, and
then I start I go, hey, I think it's petter
(05:01):
ear Albano, which means can I go to the bathroom please? Yes,
I learned things. I'm gonna learn that pretty good. I'm
a nowhere I know things, And so I start.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Making my way to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Right.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
There's no bathroom in the class, right, you have to
go to the hallway bathroom.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But the closest bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The thing is, it's inapportable, So the closest bathroom is
inside the school. So you have to So if you're
like over here, you got to make up. Have to
walk all the way to the gym.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
So I start walking and the first step I'm like,
oh a little bit, no nothing yet, but I was like, oh,
we might not make it. So I keep walking and
just each step I'm like, oh, I need mental will
power right now, dread just like nothing, No, we are
not doing this. I'm a high schooler, high school. I
(05:51):
just I just went homecoming. Okay, I have the balls
to ask your girl to homecoming. I can hold my piss, right, Yeah.
So as I continue to walk forward, I get out
of the classroom, I start making my way, and eventually,
in moments like this, there's there's a moment where you
just accept your fate.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You know what I'm saying, It's over. There's a moment
where you just realize that I'm going down with the ship.
This is not this is not gonna happen. I'm not
gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
This is not gonna happen. And so we have this
program in our school. We have this like kind of
daycare program and where you know, the high schoolers take
care of these kids who come in for like a
few hours. And so I'm walking and I see the
little daycare area. I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm
(06:41):
going to go over to this area. And I just
I walked over and I stood next to the daycare door,
and I just had to piss myself.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
I just pissed everywhere. But I was thinking, like, hey,
out of all the places, this is where some kids
standing next to you like my guy.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
So I literally went into the middle of the whole way.
There was no way because class was going on, so
everybody's inside of the class. So I went to the
hallway area next to the door. I just I can't
believe I'm telling the start. I just pissed myself, and
I just you just feel the warm, just the rush
just go down.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
And I was w no, it wasn't no shorts action here.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I was wearing thick black jeans and you could just
feel just everything just start to come down, and then
so suddenly there's just a puddles under you. And I'm
just thinking this whole time, Oh my god, I hope
nobody who walks past.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Nobody.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Nobody did, which was great, but I felt so bad
because I know that, like you know, some jannits and
while by some kid pissed me, so some child. So
that was the first part of my struggle, right The
second part is how am I going to go back
to Spanish glass right now? But luckily what was good
is because I was wearing thick black pants, it didn't
(07:55):
look like I pissed myself because like it was already thick.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
If you were wearing khakis right then. Yeah, that was
which is what I wore every day of ninth grade.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh lord, oh.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
My god, nothing but oh yeah Jake from State Farm, Yeah, exactly,
and so I always were shorts. So it's the one
day that I happened to wear black jeans, which is crazy.
And so I ended up going back and I waited
for the belt about to ring, and I walked because
I was done.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I was no my test. Wait for the belt of
back to.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Ring, and then I opened the door and I held
I stood behind the door for everybody to go out.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I was hiding under the door. I was just waiting. Yeah.
I grabbed my backpack.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Luckily I had a change of shorts for gym class,
and I just changed. But like, bro, my my underwear
was drenched, my shoes, bro.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Like everything did you just trash?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I lots of laundry, lots of laundry, and like when
I tell you, like I was doing the yeah, like
just walking around school the whole time, and you just
can feel it.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You know, it's not even water. Yeah, you're like said,
you sound a little squishy today. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
And I ended up surviving the day because it was
fifth period, going to sixth period, six period. It was
my last class, and although I felt gross the whole time,
I survived biology, which ironically biology like.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Today we're talking about the urinary tract system and how
urethras work. Oh yeah, oh yeah, and how if you
do keygels you can stop yourself from.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Being like oh, one class too late.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's how you're like, you think you have control over
your body until moments like that and you're like nope,
I uh, my body has betrayed me.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
It's horrible.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And so yeah, as a as a high schooler, I
pissed myself, dude, and it's a very traumatizing moment. Actually
don't wear black jeans anymore because of it. I'm just kidding,
never again.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Oh my god, it's is I mean, you standing next
to the daycare and peeing yourself is very funny to me.
I'm glad you didn't like try and you know, like
because if you would have tried to like just piss
on like the wall or.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Something or something like that, yeah, I just could.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Have ended up with a charge right exposure and then
exactly like you registered and you know, Shanda's criminal activity,
so you could have gone on a way different life. Paths,
so just like accepting it and being like I'm just
gonna piss right moves the move dude, Yeah, thank you,
it was a pro play. I'm trying to think how
you say like me spentalonis as mooy MOI I don't
(10:31):
know piss pussy, I don't know you pissed in Spanish.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, I've never told that story, so that you have,
really I no one. I'm gonna be at the Oscars
one day going to play this audio.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
What was like the moral of that story? What did
you learn from that experience? What did you take away?
How are you changed or different?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Uh? I don't have wear black jeans always, always wear
black jeans always. We're black teams because you never know
when they're gonna come in handy or look to see
if there's another side of your task.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Exactly. That's that's the takeaway. Ye check check the backside, check.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
The backside always and p before Spanish class exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I want to play a quick little game games first, last, best, worst,
and we pick a we pick a category and then
you tell me about the first time, the last time,
the best time of.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
The worst time. Okay, so what's the category? Uh, I'm
gonna go a little saucy. What about kiss?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Okay, okay, all right, what was your first kiss experience?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, well the first was also the worst?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay, that's great if that well, combo, Yeah, let me
tell you, and you don't have to name names, we can,
you know you can do all right?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
All right, this is so bad? Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So this is also freshman year in high school. It's
a lot going on, freshman lots of stuff going on.
You're like the same day my pants and I got
my first kiss. Yeah no, So you know, freshman year
in high school, you know, you're you're learning more things
about yourself, and you're you're going through puberty.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Ish and you're like growing up and trying to become
an adult.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Right, you know you're gonna start to like girls a
little bit and talk to girls and what not or yeah,
whatever whatever you're into, and you're starting to learn more
about yourself. So God, I'm gonna give her a code name, Susan.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Susan. What if I just guessed her name was actually
like not Susan, No, Susan. So let's just say Susan
kissed a lot of boys, Okay, Susan.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, we love Susan. Susan was a boy kisser. We
don't slust, shame on. We love Susan. Yeah, we love
Let's save lives. Honestly, you never know, right, promiscuitous women.
It is the twenties first century. Yeah, you live your life,
(13:06):
You do what you want to do. You want to
kiss boys, You kiss as many boys as you want
to kiss. Yeah, okay, so Susan, so yis kissing the boys?
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yes, yes. And so.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I was talking to Susan a little bit and she, uh,
you know, we were we were like always hanging out,
like making jokes and whatnot. And I knew that Susan
kissed a lot of boys, but that, but we were
friends before.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
All that, like we were just like vibing, right, yeah,
so she but she was always like, oh I kiss
Bradley Yeah yeah, like cool cool cool.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
And so you know, one day I had soccer practice
and we just walked to soccer practice. There was like
a field that was like a mile down okay, And
she was staying after school for I believe, like she
was doing like a test remake or something like that.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And as I was walking out, she was she finished
her test. She was like, ohere you going. She was like,
I forgot there was a backside of the test. Yeah,
she was like, what happened is going around? Yeah? And
so she she sees me and she's like, I'll walk
with you. It's a soccer Yeah. I was like, bet,
let's go, like have a buddy romantic. Oh yeah, we roll.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
So we end up walking and I'm early to zacer
practice and so we go explore this park. In this park,
this is such a true story. This is gonna sound
like a bunch of bs. I swear to god, this
is a true story. It's so real.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I vivid a little like afternoon walked. Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
So we're walking to soccer practice and I'm early, nobody's there.
I'm the first one there. And there's this park area
next to the fields and there's these woods. So she's like,
let's go explore where Zugera practice.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Let's go into the woods.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
We went into the woods. Stay out of the woods, kids, yeah,
don't go. Ever, happens a lot creepy things in the woods,
like me and Susan. So we go into the woods
and we're just vibing and we find this rock like
Big Boulder Rock area, and we just said that we
were just talking a little bit.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, it's a very romantic setting, right right, And then.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
We were just talking and then we just got a
little closer. And in my head, I'm like, oh, Susan
kisses a lot of boys. I've never kissed the girl before.
And I literally no, I literally go, I let me
go because I we were like very close, Like, I go,
(15:25):
how do we do this? Right in front of Susan?
And I feel like she's had that question asked for
because she was hair.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
She was She said, just lean in and I was okay,
we we okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Lean and so I leaned in and I had my
first kiss, which lasted abouto point three seconds before I pulled.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I said, am I doing it right? I had no
idea what I was doing.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
But we ended up kissing a little more before soccer practice,
and it was horrific. When I tell you, like, I
was like, because, like you know, as a teenage boy,
you hear a lot of things. You're like, oh, like
there's like friends kissing like a bunch of others, and.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I'm trying to figure I'm like, it's a lot of
it's based off of movies that you've seen where I'm like,
do I grab her face? Like what do I do?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Like do I just like caressook? Like what do I
do around the weight? Do I lift her in the air?
Like I don't know, is this when the soundtrack starts
playing around me? Like you just gotta keep it simple
and so like.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I wouldn't say we were like kissing. It was more
like I was trying to kiss yeah, for about like
ten minutes, and that was my first and worst kiss.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh Susan, Sweet sweet Susan. Yeah, Oh Susan. I hope.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I hope she's still kissing boys or girls, yeah, or
anybody out I hope Susan is still kissing, still getting
those kisses.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah, shout out Susan. Oh Susan. Imagine she's listening to this.
I would be great.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
She still keeps it with my stuff. She DMS me
every once in a while.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
But you're taking responsibility for the bad side of the kissing,
like you're not blaming Susan. Like Susan seemed like she
really like kind of like held your hand through the
whole process, and she walked you. She was like, you know,
come into the woods, and she was like all you
do to do is lean in.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
She was very gentle and like caring first kiss. You
know what, Thank you, Susan. Yeah, I appreciate you. It's
like what a good kiss mentor yeah, even though it was,
like I'm telling you it was, but it's good. You
got to get your bad kisses out.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You gotta learn what doesn't work you, Like, there was
a lot way too much tongue in that situation right
back that up, like or there was like too much fighting.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Like you no, wet that out? Yeah, you gotta learn
the hard way and be like this. I'm sorry you
haven't heard this before.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay, So those that's your first and your your worst?
What about your what's your best kiss?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Oh lord?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Oh no, sorry, Actually let's do what's your last? What
was the last kiss you had moments before coming here? Okay,
so that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah so I recently probably I think honestly, like first
like serious girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, shout out, Kayla. I think're gonna say Matt gave
you a kiss right before that? What I was waiting
on it, but he didn't tell me to lean in? Yeah, right,
so I didn't. I didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
No, so right before coming here, I'm actually late to
this podcast because of it.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
No, she was like, it's a good reason to be
late if you're kissing. No, like she wouldn't let me leave.
She like had me in a bear hug. She was like,
don't go. Yeah, No, she's great.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And so that was my last one. And then your
best kiss, the best one. That's a good question. I've
never thought about my best kiss. I mean, well, no, no, no,
I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that.
I'm trying to imagine Susan. Yeah, four years later, Susan. No,
definitely my best kiss.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I think one.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I think it's like I think of about a bunch
of different places. But there's this on once set spot
that we go like every probably like three four times
a week, and we always just.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Watched the sunset. It's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
It's because I live in the Porta Ranch area of
LA and it's kind of in the hills area and
you get to see like the whole like north Ridge
Valley area. And she even she even got a tattooed.
This was before we were dating, but she loves the
spot so much that she she got like the outline
of the sunset tattooed on her ankle if you if
you see her later, you'll you'll be able to see it.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
But like she loves this spot, and so then she's
got to get the tattoo of YouTube smooth. That would
be so cute, like a picasso. That's good.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, but uh, I would say my best kiss is
because just overall, uh our our during sunset on that
little hill area.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
That's romantic. Thank you man. What can I say? Shawn
does romance, Seawn does kissing out here? Awesome, dude, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Oh lord, I've never talked about things like this before.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
That's that's that's how I rolled. I pull the stories
out of you, the ones you don't want to tell.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Well, that was great because I've never told any of
those stories. Anyways.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Kids, make sure you wear black pants on school when
you go back in September.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah, go look at sunsets. Go look at sunsets and
smoo smooch people you care about. Yeah, and be careful
in the woods. Yeah, stay out of the woods, sou
and stay sexy, don't get murdered.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
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Speaker 4 (20:42):
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