May 31, 2023 • 40 mins
Daniela and Jason are back in the stu to share some of the best trending storytime TikToks. Will an older woman pee in her pants? What's the best way to silence a fart? All these questions and more will be answered in this week's episode.
Here are the TikToks we discussed:
https://www.tiktok.com/@ceceandherpups/video/7203449562965757230?_r=1&_t=8cSLIia1EHW
https://www.tiktok.com/@mustlovedogskc/video/7221995818230877482?_t=8cSLDTbDC83&_r=1
https://www.tiktok.com/@_bela_amor/video/7208651318477458734?_t=8cRx2m2Z54Q&_r=1
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
What is up? Fable babies? Welcome to hashtag story Time,
brought to you by iHeartRadio. I am your host, will
for you Paige McFadden and uh, we're doing a fun
episode today. We've got the Fable family back with us,
my two best friends who I pay. We've got Danielle
and Jason. What's up, guys?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Woo hey, alrighty, then.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That was the most unenthusiastic woo woo.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah you're let let me get the deposit and then
I'll come back with the bigger wu.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I've done you now and then we'll get a proper.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Wom enthusiastic wu.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well cool, how you guys doing. What's what's the most
exciting thing that's happened to you this week? Just to
kick us off, just to get us warmed up, just
tell me a little mini story from your life this week.
Most exciting thing that's happened Last night?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I met Joe Gotto Joke a Practical Job. I thought
this is going to be like groundbreaking and we were
all gonna like fangirl. But the guy from Practical Jokers
I recognized him.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No way, did he pull a prank on you?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Way?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
No, he did not we just hugged.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I was like, Hi, Yeah, so that was fun. I
had a little celebrity fan girl moment Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't know if I would recognize and a practical
joker on the street if I.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Saw one, really well, this is because I only did
because he DMed me a couple.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Of weeks ago, so it was fresh fresh in the mind.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The jokers are sliding into your dms.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
That's where my career is at the moment. Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, it was like a nice message, like it wasn't craepy.
He just like saw a video and he was like,
keep it up funny. And then when I saw him,
I was like, oh my god, do you remember?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Do you know who I am?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And then he was like I was like, you messaged
me and he was like on what And I'm like,
so you're talking to every other bit.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I said that.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He was like, He's like, oh no, like Danielle right,
I'm like close, Sure I can.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Be Dylan Will.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That makes you the perfect mark.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I need to familiarize myself immediately before I get jokered impractically. Yeah, yeah,
that is. I guess once you reach a certain level
of celebrity, which I have not you really do need
to like familiarize yourself with all of the pranksters out
there so that you know if, like if back in
(03:02):
the uh, back in the Punked days, like I would
be watching that show looking at the cast members, looking
at Dak Shephard and like knowing his face so that
if they ever tried, I'd be like, no, no, no,
where's Ashton Yep, I'm not getting punked, not on my watch.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
They made Timberlake cry. I remember justin Timberlake.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Cried why I don't remember that?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What did they do to him? Again?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
He got punked so hard. I think his car got
stolen or blown up or something. It was something with
his car and he cried.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Actually, his halftime performance with Janet Jackson, that was an
elaborate punkin. He was like, I didn't know that when
I did that that her nipple would be out, like
I was told that she had an undergarment.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, feel bad, We're coming up in twenty years next
year of that nipple.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well, you're if you were a baby.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Ah tracks Yeah, I was at my grandparents house watching
the Super Bowl, and all of a sudden, you know,
I'm watching justin I'm not a young man. I'm a
young man, but I'm not a very young man. I was,
you know, almost eight seven. I was seventeen or so.
And all of a sudden, boom, nipple comes out. My
(04:17):
grandma squeals, screams, and we turned off the TV.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wow came over. I was I remember I was barb
because I was in college. And I was outside on
the grill and I heard everyone inside go, oh my god,
what just happened? What is that her nipple? And I
was like, what the fuck? I was making chicken outside?
What did I miss? I didn't think anything exciting would happen,
just timberly, I missed a nipple?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
What Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And obviously since I've watched the clip and but I
was really pissed to be working the grill at that moment.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah. And you know what's funny about it is we
keep saying nipple. They didn't even show her nipple.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, it was like a it was like a yeah,
I had a pasty on it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
So it was just her breast that would be on
that would be on kids TV these.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Days, Yeah, totally. Yeah, kids Bop is always showing you know,
full Titty minus Areola. Yeah, Jason, what's the most exciting
thing that's happened to you this week?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I would say this week the most exciting thing that
happened to me was my daughter started I have a
seventeen month old. She started telling jokes basically without words.
Hell yeah, okay, really funny.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wait, so's she's like physically acting out jokes. She's a
practical joker.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She's a joker. I mean what she does is she
basically it's like this elevated game of peekaboo that she
plays where she stands behind a wall and then she
waits too long to do peekaboo, and then she comes
out casually later and then we laugh, and then she
laughs really hard, and she keeps doing it and it's
(06:05):
really funny. She like knows what's funny about it that
she's not doing peekaboo.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She gets the game. Yeah, oh man, she's gonna be
such a great improviser. Didn't you go on you did
stand up on a TV show when you were what
four years old?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Four years old? Yeah, I went on a cable access
show that I showed will recently, my mom's friend shout
Out Suemorum had a cable access show in Minneapolis, and
I went on and did stand up comedy and it's horrendous, wow,
but really entertaining. I'll show you sometime, Danielle.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Please the apple.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, it's exciting stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh that's adorable. Well, the most exciting thing. I mean,
you know, I don't have a baby daughter who's like
doing like learning cool life thing like evolving in front
of my very eyes. But I started. I wrote and
quotes wrote a short like a ten minute musical using
(07:14):
chat GPT. It's called The Singularity Sensation, and I submitted
it to a short play festival and it got in.
So I started. I started writing the music with my
composer friend Scott, who does the theme song for story
Time and shout out Scott Simons. He's also he wrote
(07:34):
the theme song for Paw Patrol. He's a prolific musician
and he is scoring this musical for me. And we
started yesterday and it's it's so good. Can I maybe
I just play you a little teaser?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Can you please?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Can we get a teaser?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Here's a Here is the opening of a musical written
by me and chat GPT. It's called the singular Larity sensation,
and it's about an AI. Come it's about the singularity.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
M I feel like, what.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, that's all you get.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's all you get it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's pretty good, sort of like Gregarian chant but daft punk.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, it's like Space age Jesus Christ Superstar exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I don't want to wearing for good. It's gonna be weird.
It's gonna be great. Come check it out. It's in August.
Uh so, yeah, that was the most exciting thing that
I started working on. Cool, great, great week. Guys. Jason,
your daughter is learning how to make jokes. Daniella, you're
(09:14):
basically in a relationship with a practical joker. I'm riting
a weird musical. We're having fun.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Here, it's a lot of jokes. It's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, we're making funny. All right. Well, let's get into
some hashtag story time. So this episode, we're doing things
a little differently. A lot of times we love to
bring out great stories from Reddit and share and do
a little I'MI the asshole vote. But today, you know,
we're always scrolling through the tiktoks. We're we're finding great
story times. We're dumpster diving through TikTok looking for those stories,
(09:45):
and we've got three great story times that we're gonna share,
and we're gonna chat about them, and we're gonna we're
gonna pick them apart. Sound good, Yes, let's do it. Okay, great? Okay,
So before we jump into that, let's take a quick
commercial break, pay the bills, and we'll come back with
some TikTok story time. All right, welcome back, here we go.
(10:13):
So we're gonna jump in. We've got a TikTok from
user Bella Amore. So Jason, you cueue it up and
hit us whenever you're ready.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Okay. Yeah, I saw this one in my feed and
it's hilarious. So let's take a listen.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
So I'm lactos and I'm lactos and.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Tolerant okay, and my husband tells me all the time,
stop drinking milk, stop eating.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Dairy products, and I'm like, I'm fine. I'm not fine.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Anyways, I went and I got a cookout milkshake.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Okay, my favorite Eminem milkshake.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I finish the Eminem milkshake okay, and then I feel
something bruin in my stomach.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It's like, so I had to go use the bathroom,
which you do if you didn't know this.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
My mom owns a cleaning business, all right, and she
has her employees. So we come to this house with
her employees, all right.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
So there's multiple people in this house.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
At this point, my mom introduces me to her client.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
She's like, ah, this is my daughter, Isabella. Yeah, oh
my gosh, she's so beautiful. And I'm like, thank you.
They are you listening to me too?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
And then my mom was like she just wanted to
come in real quick it le's your bathroom really quickly?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Is that all right?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
And the sweet little old lady is like, yeah, yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
You could use the bathroom that's right here next to us.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Meantime, my stomach is her fucking.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Pits of hell sound. My stomach quiets down for a
little bit. It's like chill, you know, I gotta go
to the bathroom. But it's not like perfect, all right,
this is gonna be done and easy.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
No.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
The worst part is that they were like right outside
the bathroom because the bathroom's right next to the living room.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I hear them talking, all right, I hear.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Them talking, and then all of a sudden, I just
let out the biggest fucking fart, and it's it's not
just one part, is that one that you can't stop?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
And all you hear is silence. My soul left my
body at that point. I get out of the bathroom
and they're right there. I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
I don't know why, but my natural instinct was to
just look at the old lady and be like, thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
As I was walking out of the house, you all.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Get to work.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
One of my mom's employees was on the second floor,
so she didn't hear it. Okay, the employee comes down
as I'm walking out, and she walks inside the bathroom,
and all you hear is oh.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Oh my god, hious.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Wow. Yeah. I think we've all been there though. Yes,
hashtag relatable. But here's the thing, Bella, you fucked up
on multiple stages of this. You blew it. First of all,
if you're lactose intolerant, you need to be planning ahead,
(13:26):
you know what I mean. You need to be scheduling
things out. You need to be taking your lactate. If
you know you're going to have a milkshake, right. You. Also,
you should be close to a familiar toilet if you're
going to have if you're lactose intolerant and going to
drink a whole ass milkshake, you need to be out
and about on the road, like you're playing fast and loose. Yeah,
stool with your stools, so like you need to prep
(13:50):
if you're she's just just winging it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
At your mother's place of work too, That is that part.
It just seems brittle.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, yeah, so that's first. First place she fucked up.
Second time she fucked up is ask if there's another bathroom,
maybe further away from the you know, maybe go on
a tour or just.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
You know, Yeah, I can hold it for a bit.
Just let me see some other bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, how many other How many bathrooms does this place have?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Three?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Like the vibes in here, let's check upstairs.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Exactly, scope it out, find a different thing. Okay, there's
the second fuck up. Third, she needs to create a
soundscape inside this bathroom. If she's locked down into the
bathroom with the proximity right with the people outside the
door listening, you've got to create a lot of white noise.
You know what I'm saying turn on the faucet. Uh oh,
(14:54):
open up TikTok maybe, or just start playing some like
big big band music with a lot of ho Orton's,
you know, and just be like, I love listening to
trombones when I'm pooping' yep, you know, don't at me
bro Mambo number five exactly. Just play that with the
shower on, open the window hopefully, wait for a helicopter
(15:19):
to fly by, and then let it rip, you know
what I mean. So that's somber two. That's that's number
three where she sucked up and then third. Now, this
is a hot tip that I'm sure a lot of
people don't know about. The silencer method. Do you guys
know about silencer?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
What's that one? Like a white Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yes, I do, I do, I do?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
The silencer is you take some toilet paper and you
fold it up and you make a sound deafener and
you basically like hold it over your be hole. Oh
as you let the fart rip and you shush. You're
basically shushing your own butthole.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Okay, I have to.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't know about this is gonna come and Daniella,
at some point you're gonna be like, Will told me
this thing, the silencer. I'm like meeting the in laws
for the first time, and I can't like have a
bowl echoing fart right now. So like you can just
silence it, but you obviously have to be careful that
you don't, you know, like fully let it go. Yeah
you know, but you're basically just doing a It's kind
(16:24):
of like with a trumpet. They have those wah wah machines,
but you're like really shutting it down.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Wow, So I.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Knew a different method that like, and Danielle feel free
to just like step out at any point. No, Will,
what is you know? What is a fart? Isn't it?
But cheeks? Kind of like, so I've heard what I
(16:52):
always have known the silencer to be.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Is you just yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
That that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh yeah, then why do you need to also gag
it with the piece of paper?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Like I don't think because you don't need to do
both because sometimes there's still the vibrations, because then you
might get that like that tone you know that like, yeah,
you might get a big like that that really like
reverberates in the bowl.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Okay, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So you might you're just ready to shush soprano.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
So I don't know what you guys do.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Squeak. Yeah, I mean sometimes it is like a little
you know, like an animal balloon, you know, like a
little squeakers. But at least you're ready to shush it,
to shut it's kind of being like shut the fuck
up for yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Do you have to say that as well when you're
shoving the wall inside of yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Or that you don't shove it. You just you just
you just kind of like.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
So I'm at this stage of life where I'm just
dealing with like so much poop because I have a
dog and a baby, and oftentimes I just if I'm
like not down to participate for the day, I tell
my wife that she is the director of poop operations
for the day, which means, you know, she's picking up
the dog poop, she's doing diapers. It's we trade off
(18:22):
being director of poop operations. But that's that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, this CPO Chief poop Officer. All right, Well, Danielle,
it seems thoroughly grossed out, but I feel like we've
shared some actual, like good information here for you know,
for next time. Bella. If you got to do this, like,
you can be a little more prepared hopefully. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
When I woke up this morning, I had no clue
that we would be delving into this kind of conversation.
So this is a treat.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I had a feeling we'd get here.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I was hoping we did it get here.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well, sorry, sorry, Danielle, we're here now. Also, too much
shame around pooping, Like we used to just go out
in the open, like we used to just go in nature,
you know. And also I'm gonna say the Romans because
they were freaky, but just bathrooms used to just be
outside and you would just like you would pull up
Papa squat, you know, and the like the public restrouan area.
(19:24):
There weren't stalls. You just took it dump and everybody
was like, great job, cool moving going about your biz.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
See, I'm I don't think there should be any shame
around bodies, but I do think that poop is a
little warranted because it smells bad.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah it does. But I guess also back then everything
smelled terrible, so yeah, you know, it was probably less
offensive overall, but like, yeah, now now in general things
are like we sall smell better, we shower more, We
would use more like colognes and the olds.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
But everybody back then must have just smelled like shit
constantly everywhere you went, all the time, just shit rotting everywhere,
food rotten food everywhere, animals wandering about. Yeah, everyone must
have just smelled terrible. Think about that next time you're
watching a romantic period piece and it's like, you know,
oh Outlander like Sam Hewan, so handsome, like dude smells
(20:22):
like shit, he's got a kilt on, he hasn't washed
himself in a month. So just think about that time
you Yeah, wow, cool, All right, well I think we
can move on to the next the next story time.
The next one we've got is from let's go with
(20:45):
the one that's from h This one was good. I've
I gifted it to Danielle and but I guess it
doesn't matter presenting it.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yes, And I actually this is the one I found
that I thought was dumb.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
So cheers. Oh really well, no, it was good. I
mean I was just I thought we wanted juicier.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, I think this one's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
It was pretty good. And she gave to visuals.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, which you won't see on the podcast. Indeed, Okay,
this one's from CC and her pups.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Every time on how I got stuck on the water
slide on the cruise.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Go on this water.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Slide, you have to weigh a bare minimum of one
hundred and twenty pounds. First day that I tried to
go on the water slide, he weighed me and I
only weighed one hundred and nineteen point six pounds, and
he told me to go eat a sandwich and come
back and I could try again. And I literally went
and ate a sandwich and tried again, except for I
still did not make the requirement. Next day, as I
was walking past the water slide, I asked if I
could try again, and for some reason, I magically hit
(21:43):
one hundred and twenty pounds. It was one of those
water slides where the floor drops out from underneath you
and you just free frall. I go on the slide
and I have just enough weight to make it to
the top ridge of the first loop, but I have
to scoop my butt over it to make it down on.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
The second loop.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
I did not make it. I didn't have enough weight,
so I went up and then I went down backwards.
But when I went backwards. I went right past the door,
so I was under the assumption that I got stuck
in the only part of the water slide where there
was no escape. I started panicking. I sit up in
the tube. It's humid, it's hard to breathe in there.
Water's rushing waters in my contacts. I'm trying to see.
I really said, I'm in the clear part of the tube.
(22:17):
So I looked down. I'm on the part of the
tube that hangs off the ship. Hundreds of feet down
below is the ocean, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Don't move that way.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
So I look up the guy and sent me down
and I'm like, hey, I like, clear the fog off
the tube. And I'm like bang, And I'm like, how
do I.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Get out of here?
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Freaking out because in front of me is an upward
hike on the waterside. I'm in a loop, okay, and
I'm at the bottom of the loop. In my mind
it's up and up. I don't know how I'm supposed
to get out.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Well, he's pointing this way. It's like the way.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
So I moved this way into the water slide, which
is like pitch black because it was dark and covered
and that is when.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I found the escape door and the guy opened it
up and he let me out, it's me on.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
He was like, are you okay? And I literally look
at him and I was like, that was not fun,
and then I just left. I'm a little bit of
an adrenaline junkie, but that was horrifying.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Wow, new fear, New Fear unlocked.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah, no, I would not be well.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
First of all, fuck water slides.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Agreed, Everyone hits their head.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
They're so dangerous, are you guys adrenaline junkies?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No, Like I'm fat and want to lay down, Like
that's exhiliterating for me.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm a ice cream junkie. I guess that, like.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
A dairy connoisseur like I do like bubbling product. But yeah,
water slide, isn't it. There's water in my nose just
from listening to that story.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
The feeling of like coming disconnected from the water slide
where it's so steep that you're just in free fall.
Oh yeah, that's the worst. I feel like you're gonna
fly off the water slide. It's the worst feeling in
the world, or the one where you're like where you're
going so fast and you can feel every ill connection.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Your back, screws and buttons in your back. I rather
literally I feel it.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh, I also felt it. I remember when I went
on a water slide once. It was like the funnel
and you know, and you're in like a big wrap
and I was so unwell and very nervous, and I
was with my family. I remember literally seeing a vision
and it was like a family of four died at
Splash Mountain because I was just like I could see
(24:27):
myself like getting you know, in the news from this,
but I'm alive.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah no, They're fucking dangerous as hell. And also like
the idea of getting stuck in the middle of one,
and like she mentions that this part of the water
slide was like the clear section, but like if this
was the dark section, like I would have a full
on panic attack, like the worry that some other kid
(24:51):
is going to come flying down.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Oh my god, scary, some beast kid named Freckles.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And the fact that this water slide goes out over
the ocean hundreds of feet.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
God knows not to put me in that situation.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Sorry, Carnival Cruise, but like.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
No, thank you, no, thank you? Were you guys? Ever
on cruises.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I have been in two cruises in my life.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I went on on one as an adult in my family.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Ah, that sounds you've never cruised.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, I'm never cruise because my man, yeah, my mom
is an adventurers. He's like, why would we be, you know,
on an island for four hours and have to go
back in.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, it's a good idea. Yeah. The thing with cruises
is they are the laziest vacation. Like if you want
any sort of culture or like exploration, or like if
you want to learn anything or yeah yeah, or like.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Like physical activity.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Not it's not the vacation for you go on a
cruise just to be a glutton and to be a
lazy ass, which is like sometimes.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
That's sometimes fun. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
When I was younger, my friends went on a lot
of cruises and I was so mesmerized because they said
that there was ice cream hour and that.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yea twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That's a problem.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But my chubby ass at age six was like, mother,
I have a birthday wish and it is carnival.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I uh. First Christmas, Jenny and I were dating, I
bought her a cruise to Mexico and yeah, it was
like an eight day cruise and we became obsessed with
this one woman on the cruise. We saw her the
first night and it was like three in the morning
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and she was yelling at the front desk about how
that she couldn't get ice cream me and we were
like and she was an all sea foam green and
we were like, who is this this? She had plat
in blonde hair. She was like in her seventies, all
seafoam green. We were like, what who is this? This
like bansheet of the cruise and then you know, they
(27:10):
like they're constantly taking your pictures on the cruise and
they print them out and put them up and go
like buy this. Yeah, and we were like we went
up and we found ours and we were like, oh,
that's cute whatever, And then we were looking for hers,
and we also named her Dorine. We just were like,
let's call her Dorian. So we were like looking for
Dorian's picture. One of the photographer girls comes up and
(27:34):
she was like, are you guys having trouble finding your phone?
And we're like, no, no, we're actually looking for this woman.
She's like an older woman. She's got a platinum blonde hair.
She wears all sea foam green. She's like, yes, I
know exactly you're talking about. She came and told us
to remove all the photos of her and take them down.
We were like what and we were like we were
(27:56):
gonna buy one of her pictures, but she would always
get there before us. Wow, okay, and then we keep
seeing around. We're always like, oh my god, there's there's Dorny. Oh,
there she is, and uh. There was one time we
were having brunch at the front of the boat, the
bow the Stern I can't remember nautical terms, and there
she was on a shay's lounge in her bathing suit,
(28:19):
and we like got close and we were like, maybe
she'll talk to us, And eventually she took notice of
us and she was like, hey, what are you two
doing And we were like, oh, just uh, she's hanging
out and we got to talking with her. Her name was Lorna.
Dorian was was pretty close. Yeah, we'll stay with Dorian.
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And she was on the cruise alone. She had been
very sick and she was taking the cruise to gain weight.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Good for her.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Wait, I wish that was a problem for me.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, And she was so pissed and disappointed that a
the alcohol wasn't included and free, and that there was
ice cream twenty four hours a day. And she was
so salty about it, and she was like, are you
going into port? And we're like yeah, and she was like,
they jack up the prices on everything. It's a racket
in port. It was great. I also won the karaoke
(29:14):
contest on the boat.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, cruises are fun. It's uh, you meet a lot
of like overweight kids named freckles.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, there's a lot of we're just all sweet old
people Like Jenny and I were like the one young
couple on the boat and all of these old people
were just obsessed with us.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Oh wow, are there young folk?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Like would I go and find a husband or it's
just going to be freckles dad?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Oh really? But are they weird? Who is doing a
cruise at the ripe age of twenty five?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah? I feel like you might look out and have
like a college, you know age person who's like their
parents took them on a cruise.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Eh and now m cougar exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
But for the more like they have. I remember on
the one I went, they had like a nightclub. It
was called like Skywalker's Lounge. Or something.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's always that night club.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, and we went and it was like it was
there was maybe three other people in there, and Jenny
and I were just like, whatever, this is our own
personal dance club. But yeah, zero young people at this.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It was great, a lot of fun. Highly recommend. Jenny
accidentally smuggled drugs on board, but that's a story for
another time.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Whoa slipped her Doreen?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
No, but somebody gave them to her at a party
and then she put it in her shoe and then
she forgot about that, like it was a New Year's party,
and then she forgot about it, and then she accidentally
brought those shoes and she was I was like, oh
my god, we're gonna get arrested.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
That's happened to me.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Why.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, Wow we got away with it though.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Good that's a close call.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
But don't go on the water slide on a cruise.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Bad, bad idea, bad idea.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I love how she was like, you have to be
one hundred and twenty pounds to be to go on
this ride, and she was like, I'm one hundred and
nineteen point six. Go eat a sandwich, come back. Yeah,
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
What that was not it Also, Doreen would not be
able to go down that slide either.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, no, Doreene would be She wouldn't even make it
past the first loop.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
No Doen. I need to be Doreene.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I wish we got her info. Doren. If you're listening, Lorna,
I hope you're good. I hope you're okay.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
She's great at it, I mean, living her best life.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
come back with one more story time. Whoo, all right,
welcome back. We've got one more story time to share,
and I think it's my favorite of the bunch. So
we saved the best for last, and this one comes
(32:01):
to us from Must Love Dogs. Casey. I had to
tell you guys something that just happened to me.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
And I'm gonna do my best to not break out
and laughter because I literally just calmed down enough after
what just happened.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So I'm at the grocery store.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I'm at the grocery store in between appointments, just to
get a diet coke, and I see one of my
good friends in the checkout line, and so I went
up behind her. I went up behind her and I
put my arms around her in a big bear rub
from behind, and I picked her up off the ground
and I went oh, and she.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Screamed so loud.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
And I was laughing.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Put her down, teeth turned round and it wasn't my friend.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
He was an older woman.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And she started laughing and I was like, I am
so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
So I start laughing and we're in the checkout line.
Everyone's looking at us.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And I said, the good news.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
The good news is you look forty five years old
from behind.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
And she said she said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Well the bad news is I just.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Went my pants.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Whoa.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
And I was like, I'm so sorry. What can I do?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Can I buy your groceries?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
What do you need?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
And she said I need a new pair of.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Pants, and she's laughing.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh that's good, she said, don't worry about it.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
And I just left. Why didn't even give my dight coke.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
So I don't know if you guys are having a
good day or bad day, but unless you are picking
up older women and literally scaring the piss out.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Of them, we're doing pretty good. Oh my god, that's
too funny.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Who does that me?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That's what my pants?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'll remember that forever.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Oh my god, that is good. And it's Friday.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, well maybe not when you're listening to this, but
we're doing this on Friday. Oh that poor It was
that poor Doreen. She must have been so terrified. Can
you imagine being at the grocery store and in check
out and then having someone scoop you up now lift
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you off.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, at least she was laughing. I'm surprised she was laughing.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
I've definitely done that, not a pickup, but maybe like
slapping my sister's rs and it's not a sister and I'm.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Like, oh, hello, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, when I was younger, it was very physical, so
I definitely like pushed random people and I'm like, oh,
thought it was my dad.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I mean, it is the most mortifying thing in the
world when you're child and you like go to hold
your mom's hand and you reach up and then it's
not your mom, and you're like, why.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Is that so true?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It's traumatizing, It really is. Once I was speaking of
water water founds parks, it was like a water fountain
once my dad. Like I was just looking at the
floor because I was so wittle, and then I saw
my dad's shoes, but they were a different color, and
(35:31):
I was like, Dad, change his slippers, but okay, and
like I grabbed him and obviously was not my father.
He didn't like just buy shoes. And then I was
like peace, but that still scarred me for life. It's
not like anything haveen. I just a mistake in someone.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
I was like, I will never forget this.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
It's my little story that I thought it would hit
a little hard.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
So wait, the shoes were you not your dad's?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
No, it was these wet shoes and I think his
were like yellow. But the person I just saw the
same exact ones, but they were purple, and I was like, oh,
Dad must have switched the color up on me real fast.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
And then when I said hi, I was like.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Popeye and then it wasn't him, and I was like,
this is my last day on Earth.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yep, I mean yeah, it's the worst. Yeah, are you A?
I don't really pee my pants very often.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
When I would be. I mean unless I'm throwing up so.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Much that you that's the thing that is some violent,
violent barfing.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Also, I'm easily hungover, so that's where that story just
like you literally drunk the next day, like gagging so hard,
I literally ship myself.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
It's not true.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, I'm never.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Let's go back, Tony, let's edit the tape. No, definitely, Yeah, Tony,
gne at your head, delete this. You know, I definitely
have pete on the floor from throwing up so hard.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I feel like a I feel like a laughing till
you pee thing. I feel like it's more of a
female thing, just because of probably the mechanics.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Of it, yes, that would track.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, and probably also like after childbirth, I think it's
also kind of holder harder to hold your your p It's.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Horrible that, I know.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, I mean having having a baby really ruins your body.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Okay, I'm adopting.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
I need my husband to do that.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Soon. Need to pull the weight, my husband, if you
really love me, you know, give birth for me.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I wonder what happened to that lady too. Did she
just like squish out of there and drive home. I'm like,
you know, I want to hear her side of the store. Yeah,
if you're listening, old lady who got hugged and scared
the piss out of you, Lorna, give us a call
at the storytime hotline and tell us your side of
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the story. Three two, three, seven, four one, eighteen seventy three.
All right, well, I think that's all the time we
have for this episode of Hashtag story Time. As always,
thank you Danielle and Jason for joining me. Check is
in the mail, Thank you, and head on down to
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Produced by Jason Shapiro and Daniell L. MORA theme song
by Scott Simons.
What is up? Fable babies? Welcome to hashtag story Time,
brought to you by iHeartRadio. I am your host, will
for you Paige McFadden and uh, we're doing a fun
episode today. We've got the Fable family back with us,
my two best friends who I pay. We've got Danielle
and Jason. What's up, guys?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Woo hey, alrighty, then.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That was the most unenthusiastic woo woo.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah you're let let me get the deposit and then
I'll come back with the bigger wu.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I've done you now and then we'll get a proper.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Wom enthusiastic wu.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well cool, how you guys doing. What's what's the most
exciting thing that's happened to you this week? Just to
kick us off, just to get us warmed up, just
tell me a little mini story from your life this week.
Most exciting thing that's happened Last night?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I met Joe Gotto Joke a Practical Job. I thought
this is going to be like groundbreaking and we were
all gonna like fangirl. But the guy from Practical Jokers
I recognized him.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No way, did he pull a prank on you?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Way?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
No, he did not we just hugged.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I was like, Hi, Yeah, so that was fun. I
had a little celebrity fan girl moment Nice.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't know if I would recognize and a practical
joker on the street if I.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Saw one, really well, this is because I only did
because he DMed me a couple.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Of weeks ago, so it was fresh fresh in the mind.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
The jokers are sliding into your dms.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
That's where my career is at the moment. Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, it was like a nice message, like it wasn't craepy.
He just like saw a video and he was like,
keep it up funny. And then when I saw him,
I was like, oh my god, do you remember?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Do you know who I am?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And then he was like I was like, you messaged
me and he was like on what And I'm like,
so you're talking to every other bit.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I said that.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
He was like, He's like, oh no, like Danielle right,
I'm like close, Sure I can.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Be Dylan Will.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That makes you the perfect mark.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I need to familiarize myself immediately before I get jokered impractically. Yeah, yeah,
that is. I guess once you reach a certain level
of celebrity, which I have not you really do need
to like familiarize yourself with all of the pranksters out
there so that you know if, like if back in
(03:02):
the uh, back in the Punked days, like I would
be watching that show looking at the cast members, looking
at Dak Shephard and like knowing his face so that
if they ever tried, I'd be like, no, no, no,
where's Ashton Yep, I'm not getting punked, not on my watch.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
They made Timberlake cry. I remember justin Timberlake.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Cried why I don't remember that?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
What did they do to him? Again?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
He got punked so hard. I think his car got
stolen or blown up or something. It was something with
his car and he cried.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Actually, his halftime performance with Janet Jackson, that was an
elaborate punkin. He was like, I didn't know that when
I did that that her nipple would be out, like
I was told that she had an undergarment.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
No, feel bad, We're coming up in twenty years next
year of that nipple.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I don't remember that.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Well, you're if you were a baby.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Ah tracks Yeah, I was at my grandparents house watching
the Super Bowl, and all of a sudden, you know,
I'm watching justin I'm not a young man. I'm a
young man, but I'm not a very young man. I was,
you know, almost eight seven. I was seventeen or so.
And all of a sudden, boom, nipple comes out. My
(04:17):
grandma squeals, screams, and we turned off the TV.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Wow came over. I was I remember I was barb
because I was in college. And I was outside on
the grill and I heard everyone inside go, oh my god,
what just happened? What is that her nipple? And I
was like, what the fuck? I was making chicken outside?
What did I miss? I didn't think anything exciting would happen,
just timberly, I missed a nipple?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
What Wow?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And obviously since I've watched the clip and but I
was really pissed to be working the grill at that moment.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah. And you know what's funny about it is we
keep saying nipple. They didn't even show her nipple.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, it was like a it was like a yeah,
I had a pasty on it.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
So it was just her breast that would be on
that would be on kids TV these.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Days, Yeah, totally. Yeah, kids Bop is always showing you know,
full Titty minus Areola. Yeah, Jason, what's the most exciting
thing that's happened to you this week?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
I would say this week the most exciting thing that
happened to me was my daughter started I have a
seventeen month old. She started telling jokes basically without words.
Hell yeah, okay, really funny.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Wait, so's she's like physically acting out jokes. She's a
practical joker.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
She's a joker. I mean what she does is she
basically it's like this elevated game of peekaboo that she
plays where she stands behind a wall and then she
waits too long to do peekaboo, and then she comes
out casually later and then we laugh, and then she
laughs really hard, and she keeps doing it and it's
(06:05):
really funny. She like knows what's funny about it that
she's not doing peekaboo.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She gets the game. Yeah, oh man, she's gonna be
such a great improviser. Didn't you go on you did
stand up on a TV show when you were what
four years old?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Four years old? Yeah, I went on a cable access
show that I showed will recently, my mom's friend shout
Out Suemorum had a cable access show in Minneapolis, and
I went on and did stand up comedy and it's horrendous, wow,
but really entertaining. I'll show you sometime, Danielle.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Please the apple.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah, it's exciting stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Oh that's adorable. Well, the most exciting thing. I mean,
you know, I don't have a baby daughter who's like
doing like learning cool life thing like evolving in front
of my very eyes. But I started. I wrote and
quotes wrote a short like a ten minute musical using
(07:14):
chat GPT. It's called The Singularity Sensation, and I submitted
it to a short play festival and it got in.
So I started. I started writing the music with my
composer friend Scott, who does the theme song for story
Time and shout out Scott Simons. He's also he wrote
(07:34):
the theme song for Paw Patrol. He's a prolific musician
and he is scoring this musical for me. And we
started yesterday and it's it's so good. Can I maybe
I just play you a little teaser?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Can you please?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Can we get a teaser?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Here's a Here is the opening of a musical written
by me and chat GPT. It's called the singular Larity sensation,
and it's about an AI. Come it's about the singularity.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
M I feel like, what.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, that's all you get.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's all you get it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It's pretty good, sort of like Gregarian chant but daft punk.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, it's like Space age Jesus Christ Superstar exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I don't want to wearing for good. It's gonna be weird.
It's gonna be great. Come check it out. It's in August.
Uh so, yeah, that was the most exciting thing that
I started working on. Cool, great, great week. Guys. Jason,
your daughter is learning how to make jokes. Daniella, you're
(09:14):
basically in a relationship with a practical joker. I'm riting
a weird musical. We're having fun.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Here, it's a lot of jokes. It's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, we're making funny. All right. Well, let's get into
some hashtag story time. So this episode, we're doing things
a little differently. A lot of times we love to
bring out great stories from Reddit and share and do
a little I'MI the asshole vote. But today, you know,
we're always scrolling through the tiktoks. We're we're finding great
story times. We're dumpster diving through TikTok looking for those stories,
(09:45):
and we've got three great story times that we're gonna share,
and we're gonna chat about them, and we're gonna we're
gonna pick them apart. Sound good, Yes, let's do it. Okay, great? Okay,
So before we jump into that, let's take a quick
commercial break, pay the bills, and we'll come back with
some TikTok story time. All right, welcome back, here we go.
(10:13):
So we're gonna jump in. We've got a TikTok from
user Bella Amore. So Jason, you cueue it up and
hit us whenever you're ready.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Okay. Yeah, I saw this one in my feed and
it's hilarious. So let's take a listen.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
So I'm lactos and I'm lactos and.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
Tolerant okay, and my husband tells me all the time,
stop drinking milk, stop eating.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Dairy products, and I'm like, I'm fine. I'm not fine.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
Anyways, I went and I got a cookout milkshake.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Okay, my favorite Eminem milkshake.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I finish the Eminem milkshake okay, and then I feel
something bruin in my stomach.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
It's like, so I had to go use the bathroom,
which you do if you didn't know this.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
My mom owns a cleaning business, all right, and she
has her employees. So we come to this house with
her employees, all right.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
So there's multiple people in this house.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
At this point, my mom introduces me to her client.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
She's like, ah, this is my daughter, Isabella. Yeah, oh
my gosh, she's so beautiful. And I'm like, thank you.
They are you listening to me too?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
And then my mom was like she just wanted to
come in real quick it le's your bathroom really quickly?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Is that all right?
Speaker 8 (11:27):
And the sweet little old lady is like, yeah, yeah,
that's fine.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
You could use the bathroom that's right here next to us.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
Meantime, my stomach is her fucking.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Pits of hell sound. My stomach quiets down for a
little bit. It's like chill, you know, I gotta go
to the bathroom. But it's not like perfect, all right,
this is gonna be done and easy.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
No.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
The worst part is that they were like right outside
the bathroom because the bathroom's right next to the living room.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
I hear them talking, all right, I hear.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
Them talking, and then all of a sudden, I just
let out the biggest fucking fart, and it's it's not
just one part, is that one that you can't stop?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
And all you hear is silence. My soul left my
body at that point. I get out of the bathroom
and they're right there. I didn't know what to do.
I didn't know what to say.
Speaker 8 (12:29):
I don't know why, but my natural instinct was to
just look at the old lady and be like, thank you.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
As I was walking out of the house, you all.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Get to work.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
One of my mom's employees was on the second floor,
so she didn't hear it. Okay, the employee comes down
as I'm walking out, and she walks inside the bathroom,
and all you hear is oh.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Oh my god, hious.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Wow. Yeah. I think we've all been there though. Yes,
hashtag relatable. But here's the thing, Bella, you fucked up
on multiple stages of this. You blew it. First of all,
if you're lactose intolerant, you need to be planning ahead,
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you know what I mean. You need to be scheduling
things out. You need to be taking your lactate. If
you know you're going to have a milkshake, right. You. Also,
you should be close to a familiar toilet if you're
going to have if you're lactose intolerant and going to
drink a whole ass milkshake, you need to be out
and about on the road, like you're playing fast and loose. Yeah,
stool with your stools, so like you need to prep
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if you're she's just just winging it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
At your mother's place of work too, That is that part.
It just seems brittle.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, yeah, so that's first. First place she fucked up.
Second time she fucked up is ask if there's another bathroom,
maybe further away from the you know, maybe go on
a tour or just.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
You know, Yeah, I can hold it for a bit.
Just let me see some other bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, how many other How many bathrooms does this place have?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Three?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Like the vibes in here, let's check upstairs.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Exactly, scope it out, find a different thing. Okay, there's
the second fuck up. Third, she needs to create a
soundscape inside this bathroom. If she's locked down into the
bathroom with the proximity right with the people outside the
door listening, you've got to create a lot of white noise.
You know what I'm saying turn on the faucet. Uh oh,
(14:54):
open up TikTok maybe, or just start playing some like
big big band music with a lot of ho Orton's,
you know, and just be like, I love listening to
trombones when I'm pooping' yep, you know, don't at me
bro Mambo number five exactly. Just play that with the
shower on, open the window hopefully, wait for a helicopter
(15:19):
to fly by, and then let it rip, you know
what I mean. So that's somber two. That's that's number
three where she sucked up and then third. Now, this
is a hot tip that I'm sure a lot of
people don't know about. The silencer method. Do you guys
know about silencer?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
What's that one? Like a white Oh?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yes, I do, I do, I do?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
The silencer is you take some toilet paper and you
fold it up and you make a sound deafener and
you basically like hold it over your be hole. Oh
as you let the fart rip and you shush. You're
basically shushing your own butthole.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Okay, I have to.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I don't know about this is gonna come and Daniella,
at some point you're gonna be like, Will told me
this thing, the silencer. I'm like meeting the in laws
for the first time, and I can't like have a
bowl echoing fart right now. So like you can just
silence it, but you obviously have to be careful that
you don't, you know, like fully let it go. Yeah
you know, but you're basically just doing a It's kind
(16:24):
of like with a trumpet. They have those wah wah machines,
but you're like really shutting it down.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Wow, So I.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Knew a different method that like, and Danielle feel free
to just like step out at any point. No, Will,
what is you know? What is a fart? Isn't it?
But cheeks? Kind of like, so I've heard what I
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always have known the silencer to be.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Is you just yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
That that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Oh yeah, then why do you need to also gag
it with the piece of paper?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Like I don't think because you don't need to do
both because sometimes there's still the vibrations, because then you
might get that like that tone you know that like, yeah,
you might get a big like that that really like
reverberates in the bowl.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Okay, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
So you might you're just ready to shush soprano.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
So I don't know what you guys do.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Squeak. Yeah, I mean sometimes it is like a little
you know, like an animal balloon, you know, like a
little squeakers. But at least you're ready to shush it,
to shut it's kind of being like shut the fuck
up for yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Do you have to say that as well when you're
shoving the wall inside of yourself.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Or that you don't shove it. You just you just
you just kind of like.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah, wow.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
So I'm at this stage of life where I'm just
dealing with like so much poop because I have a
dog and a baby, and oftentimes I just if I'm
like not down to participate for the day, I tell
my wife that she is the director of poop operations
for the day, which means, you know, she's picking up
the dog poop, she's doing diapers. It's we trade off
(18:22):
being director of poop operations. But that's that's what happens.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah, this CPO Chief poop Officer. All right, Well, Danielle,
it seems thoroughly grossed out, but I feel like we've
shared some actual, like good information here for you know,
for next time. Bella. If you got to do this, like,
you can be a little more prepared hopefully. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
When I woke up this morning, I had no clue
that we would be delving into this kind of conversation.
So this is a treat.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I had a feeling we'd get here.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
I was hoping we did it get here.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Well, sorry, sorry, Danielle, we're here now. Also, too much
shame around pooping, Like we used to just go out
in the open, like we used to just go in nature,
you know. And also I'm gonna say the Romans because
they were freaky, but just bathrooms used to just be
outside and you would just like you would pull up
Papa squat, you know, and the like the public restrouan area.
(19:24):
There weren't stalls. You just took it dump and everybody
was like, great job, cool moving going about your biz.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
See, I'm I don't think there should be any shame
around bodies, but I do think that poop is a
little warranted because it smells bad.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah it does. But I guess also back then everything
smelled terrible, so yeah, you know, it was probably less
offensive overall, but like, yeah, now now in general things
are like we sall smell better, we shower more, We
would use more like colognes and the olds.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
But everybody back then must have just smelled like shit
constantly everywhere you went, all the time, just shit rotting everywhere,
food rotten food everywhere, animals wandering about. Yeah, everyone must
have just smelled terrible. Think about that next time you're
watching a romantic period piece and it's like, you know,
oh Outlander like Sam Hewan, so handsome, like dude smells
(20:22):
like shit, he's got a kilt on, he hasn't washed
himself in a month. So just think about that time
you Yeah, wow, cool, All right, well I think we
can move on to the next the next story time.
The next one we've got is from let's go with
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the one that's from h This one was good. I've
I gifted it to Danielle and but I guess it
doesn't matter presenting it.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yes, And I actually this is the one I found
that I thought was dumb.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
So cheers. Oh really well, no, it was good. I
mean I was just I thought we wanted juicier.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, I think this one's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
It was pretty good. And she gave to visuals.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, yeah, which you won't see on the podcast. Indeed, Okay,
this one's from CC and her pups.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
Every time on how I got stuck on the water
slide on the cruise.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
Go on this water.
Speaker 9 (21:20):
Slide, you have to weigh a bare minimum of one
hundred and twenty pounds. First day that I tried to
go on the water slide, he weighed me and I
only weighed one hundred and nineteen point six pounds, and
he told me to go eat a sandwich and come
back and I could try again. And I literally went
and ate a sandwich and tried again, except for I
still did not make the requirement. Next day, as I
was walking past the water slide, I asked if I
could try again, and for some reason, I magically hit
(21:43):
one hundred and twenty pounds. It was one of those
water slides where the floor drops out from underneath you
and you just free frall. I go on the slide
and I have just enough weight to make it to
the top ridge of the first loop, but I have
to scoop my butt over it to make it down on.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
The second loop.
Speaker 9 (21:56):
I did not make it. I didn't have enough weight,
so I went up and then I went down backwards.
But when I went backwards. I went right past the door,
so I was under the assumption that I got stuck
in the only part of the water slide where there
was no escape. I started panicking. I sit up in
the tube. It's humid, it's hard to breathe in there.
Water's rushing waters in my contacts. I'm trying to see.
I really said, I'm in the clear part of the tube.
(22:17):
So I looked down. I'm on the part of the
tube that hangs off the ship. Hundreds of feet down
below is the ocean, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Don't move that way.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
So I look up the guy and sent me down
and I'm like, hey, I like, clear the fog off
the tube. And I'm like bang, And I'm like, how
do I.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Get out of here?
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Freaking out because in front of me is an upward
hike on the waterside. I'm in a loop, okay, and
I'm at the bottom of the loop. In my mind
it's up and up. I don't know how I'm supposed
to get out.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Well, he's pointing this way. It's like the way.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
So I moved this way into the water slide, which
is like pitch black because it was dark and covered
and that is when.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I found the escape door and the guy opened it
up and he let me out, it's me on.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
He was like, are you okay? And I literally look
at him and I was like, that was not fun,
and then I just left. I'm a little bit of
an adrenaline junkie, but that was horrifying.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Wow, new fear, New Fear unlocked.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yeah, no, I would not be well.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
First of all, fuck water slides.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Agreed, Everyone hits their head.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
They're so dangerous, are you guys adrenaline junkies?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
No?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No, Like I'm fat and want to lay down, Like
that's exhiliterating for me.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
I'm a ice cream junkie. I guess that, like.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
A dairy connoisseur like I do like bubbling product. But yeah,
water slide, isn't it. There's water in my nose just
from listening to that story.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
The feeling of like coming disconnected from the water slide
where it's so steep that you're just in free fall.
Oh yeah, that's the worst. I feel like you're gonna
fly off the water slide. It's the worst feeling in
the world, or the one where you're like where you're
going so fast and you can feel every ill connection.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Your back, screws and buttons in your back. I rather
literally I feel it.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Oh, I also felt it. I remember when I went
on a water slide once. It was like the funnel
and you know, and you're in like a big wrap
and I was so unwell and very nervous, and I
was with my family. I remember literally seeing a vision
and it was like a family of four died at
Splash Mountain because I was just like I could see
(24:27):
myself like getting you know, in the news from this,
but I'm alive.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah no, They're fucking dangerous as hell. And also like
the idea of getting stuck in the middle of one,
and like she mentions that this part of the water
slide was like the clear section, but like if this
was the dark section, like I would have a full
on panic attack, like the worry that some other kid
(24:51):
is going to come flying down.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Oh my god, scary, some beast kid named Freckles.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
And the fact that this water slide goes out over
the ocean hundreds of feet.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
God knows not to put me in that situation.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Sorry, Carnival Cruise, but like.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
No, thank you, no, thank you? Were you guys? Ever
on cruises.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I have been in two cruises in my life.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Fun.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I went on on one as an adult in my family.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Ah, that sounds you've never cruised.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
No, I'm never cruise because my man, yeah, my mom
is an adventurers. He's like, why would we be, you know,
on an island for four hours and have to go
back in.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, it's a good idea. Yeah. The thing with cruises
is they are the laziest vacation. Like if you want
any sort of culture or like exploration, or like if
you want to learn anything or yeah yeah, or like.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Like physical activity.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Not it's not the vacation for you go on a
cruise just to be a glutton and to be a
lazy ass, which is like sometimes.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
That's sometimes fun. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
When I was younger, my friends went on a lot
of cruises and I was so mesmerized because they said
that there was ice cream hour and that.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yea twenty four hours.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
That's a problem.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
But my chubby ass at age six was like, mother,
I have a birthday wish and it is carnival.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I uh. First Christmas, Jenny and I were dating, I
bought her a cruise to Mexico and yeah, it was
like an eight day cruise and we became obsessed with
this one woman on the cruise. We saw her the
first night and it was like three in the morning
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and she was yelling at the front desk about how
that she couldn't get ice cream me and we were
like and she was an all sea foam green and
we were like, who is this this? She had plat
in blonde hair. She was like in her seventies, all
seafoam green. We were like, what who is this? This
like bansheet of the cruise and then you know, they
(27:10):
like they're constantly taking your pictures on the cruise and
they print them out and put them up and go
like buy this. Yeah, and we were like we went
up and we found ours and we were like, oh,
that's cute whatever, And then we were looking for hers,
and we also named her Dorine. We just were like,
let's call her Dorian. So we were like looking for
Dorian's picture. One of the photographer girls comes up and
(27:34):
she was like, are you guys having trouble finding your phone?
And we're like, no, no, we're actually looking for this woman.
She's like an older woman. She's got a platinum blonde hair.
She wears all sea foam green. She's like, yes, I
know exactly you're talking about. She came and told us
to remove all the photos of her and take them down.
We were like what and we were like we were
(27:56):
gonna buy one of her pictures, but she would always
get there before us. Wow, okay, and then we keep
seeing around. We're always like, oh my god, there's there's Dorny. Oh,
there she is, and uh. There was one time we
were having brunch at the front of the boat, the
bow the Stern I can't remember nautical terms, and there
she was on a shay's lounge in her bathing suit,
(28:19):
and we like got close and we were like, maybe
she'll talk to us, And eventually she took notice of
us and she was like, hey, what are you two
doing And we were like, oh, just uh, she's hanging
out and we got to talking with her. Her name was Lorna.
Dorian was was pretty close. Yeah, we'll stay with Dorian.
(28:42):
And she was on the cruise alone. She had been
very sick and she was taking the cruise to gain weight.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Good for her.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Wait, I wish that was a problem for me.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Yeah, And she was so pissed and disappointed that a
the alcohol wasn't included and free, and that there was
ice cream twenty four hours a day. And she was
so salty about it, and she was like, are you
going into port? And we're like yeah, and she was like,
they jack up the prices on everything. It's a racket
in port. It was great. I also won the karaoke
(29:14):
contest on the boat.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Yeah, cruises are fun. It's uh, you meet a lot
of like overweight kids named freckles.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah, there's a lot of we're just all sweet old
people Like Jenny and I were like the one young
couple on the boat and all of these old people
were just obsessed with us.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Oh wow, are there young folk?
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Like would I go and find a husband or it's
just going to be freckles dad?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Oh really? But are they weird? Who is doing a
cruise at the ripe age of twenty five?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah? I feel like you might look out and have
like a college, you know age person who's like their
parents took them on a cruise.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Eh and now m cougar exactly.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
But for the more like they have. I remember on
the one I went, they had like a nightclub. It
was called like Skywalker's Lounge. Or something.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, there's always that night club.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, and we went and it was like it was
there was maybe three other people in there, and Jenny
and I were just like, whatever, this is our own
personal dance club. But yeah, zero young people at this.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
It was great, a lot of fun. Highly recommend. Jenny
accidentally smuggled drugs on board, but that's a story for
another time.
Speaker 5 (30:24):
Whoa slipped her Doreen?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
No, but somebody gave them to her at a party
and then she put it in her shoe and then
she forgot about that, like it was a New Year's party,
and then she forgot about it, and then she accidentally
brought those shoes and she was I was like, oh
my god, we're gonna get arrested.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
That's happened to me.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Why.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, Wow we got away with it though.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Good that's a close call.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
But don't go on the water slide on a cruise.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Bad, bad idea, bad idea.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I love how she was like, you have to be
one hundred and twenty pounds to be to go on
this ride, and she was like, I'm one hundred and
nineteen point six. Go eat a sandwich, come back. Yeah,
you're fine.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
What that was not it Also, Doreen would not be
able to go down that slide either.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
No, no, Doreene would be She wouldn't even make it
past the first loop.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
No Doen. I need to be Doreene.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I wish we got her info. Doren. If you're listening, Lorna,
I hope you're good. I hope you're okay.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
She's great at it, I mean, living her best life.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
come back with one more story time. Whoo, all right,
welcome back. We've got one more story time to share,
and I think it's my favorite of the bunch. So
we saved the best for last, and this one comes
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to us from Must Love Dogs. Casey. I had to
tell you guys something that just happened to me.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
And I'm gonna do my best to not break out
and laughter because I literally just calmed down enough after
what just happened.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So I'm at the grocery store.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I'm at the grocery store in between appointments, just to
get a diet coke, and I see one of my
good friends in the checkout line, and so I went
up behind her. I went up behind her and I
put my arms around her in a big bear rub
from behind, and I picked her up off the ground
and I went oh, and she.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Screamed so loud.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
And I was laughing.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Put her down, teeth turned round and it wasn't my friend.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
He was an older woman.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
And she started laughing and I was like, I am
so sorry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
So I start laughing and we're in the checkout line.
Everyone's looking at us.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And I said, the good news.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
The good news is you look forty five years old
from behind.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
And she said she said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Well the bad news is I just.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Went my pants.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Whoa.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
And I was like, I'm so sorry. What can I do?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Can I buy your groceries?
Speaker 5 (33:24):
What do you need?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
And she said I need a new pair of.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
Pants, and she's laughing.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Oh that's good, she said, don't worry about it.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
And I just left. Why didn't even give my dight coke.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
So I don't know if you guys are having a
good day or bad day, but unless you are picking
up older women and literally scaring the piss out.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Of them, we're doing pretty good. Oh my god, that's
too funny.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Who does that me?
Speaker 4 (33:55):
That's what my pants?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'll remember that forever.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Oh my god, that is good. And it's Friday.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Yeah, well maybe not when you're listening to this, but
we're doing this on Friday. Oh that poor It was
that poor Doreen. She must have been so terrified. Can
you imagine being at the grocery store and in check
out and then having someone scoop you up now lift
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you off.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, at least she was laughing. I'm surprised she was laughing.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
I've definitely done that, not a pickup, but maybe like
slapping my sister's rs and it's not a sister and I'm.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Like, oh, hello, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, when I was younger, it was very physical, so
I definitely like pushed random people and I'm like, oh,
thought it was my dad.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I mean, it is the most mortifying thing in the
world when you're child and you like go to hold
your mom's hand and you reach up and then it's
not your mom, and you're like, why.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Is that so true?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
It's traumatizing, It really is. Once I was speaking of
water water founds parks, it was like a water fountain
once my dad. Like I was just looking at the
floor because I was so wittle, and then I saw
my dad's shoes, but they were a different color, and
(35:31):
I was like, Dad, change his slippers, but okay, and
like I grabbed him and obviously was not my father.
He didn't like just buy shoes. And then I was
like peace, but that still scarred me for life. It's
not like anything haveen. I just a mistake in someone.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
I was like, I will never forget this.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
It's my little story that I thought it would hit
a little hard.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
So wait, the shoes were you not your dad's?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
No, it was these wet shoes and I think his
were like yellow. But the person I just saw the
same exact ones, but they were purple, and I was like, oh,
Dad must have switched the color up on me real fast.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
And then when I said hi, I was like.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Popeye and then it wasn't him, and I was like,
this is my last day on Earth.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yep, I mean yeah, it's the worst. Yeah, are you A?
I don't really pee my pants very often.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
When I would be. I mean unless I'm throwing up so.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Much that you that's the thing that is some violent,
violent barfing.
Speaker 10 (36:57):
Also, I'm easily hungover, so that's where that story just
like you literally drunk the next day, like gagging so hard,
I literally ship myself.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
It's not true.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
No, I'm never.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Let's go back, Tony, let's edit the tape. No, definitely, Yeah, Tony,
gne at your head, delete this. You know, I definitely
have pete on the floor from throwing up so hard.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
Yeah, I'll say that.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I feel like a I feel like a laughing till
you pee thing. I feel like it's more of a
female thing, just because of probably the mechanics.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
Of it, yes, that would track.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, and probably also like after childbirth, I think it's
also kind of holder harder to hold your your p It's.
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Horrible that, I know.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, I mean having having a baby really ruins your body.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Okay, I'm adopting.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 5 (38:13):
I need my husband to do that.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
Soon. Need to pull the weight, my husband, if you
really love me, you know, give birth for me.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
I wonder what happened to that lady too. Did she
just like squish out of there and drive home. I'm like,
you know, I want to hear her side of the store. Yeah,
if you're listening, old lady who got hugged and scared
the piss out of you, Lorna, give us a call
at the storytime hotline and tell us your side of
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the story. Three two, three, seven, four one, eighteen seventy three.
All right, well, I think that's all the time we
have for this episode of Hashtag story Time. As always,
thank you Danielle and Jason for joining me. Check is
in the mail, Thank you, and head on down to
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