August 2, 2025 • 23 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Ask your question. Let's just keep it real straight. Shye,
with no chasing, I'm gonna get a little bit ruptured.
Holy I'm here for it. Those who really believed in
the American process, all of us street shot, no chase
with your girl, tend some figure out on the black Effect,
podcasting at work, at work, McDonald's many McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The cooks are now AI And this is not about
they ain't taking no vote ourselves on me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If y'all want it or not, it's happening, and they
ain't taking the vote. It's happening now. And if continues
to play games with China now, you might go play
with Canada.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
China, said the East Side and said, oh no, you
don't want to play no game with us. Canada we
get just as much from them as they get from us.
But China, the East Siders play with it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
If you want to.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We gonna find that work China, look like for real?
For ready, Yeah, you can go over to China. You're
gonna be hard christ to find made in America. But
anything around this one, I'm looking at everything. I'm looking
at from this desk to this mac to this cup
to everything.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Made in China. China, Yeah, if you want to.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
By the way, China is a socialist place, just so
y'all know. They take care of that their citizen. But
you also the own sit. You don't own a hole
and nothing else, so y'all can play with it if
you want to. Y'all better get the point number two.
You better get the stacking point number three. Secure, secure, secure, secure.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All of this.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm too good to work a part time job. Hey,
I keep me a substitute teaching job.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
On day.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Matter of fact, I got an interview at one o'clock.
I ain't been in Orlando two days already signed up.
Make sure, Hey, y'all, y'all think I weigh no life
and subscribe to eat.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Veal is a lot? You think I'm waiting on y'all
to sign up for training to eat the Devil is
a lot you think I'm waiting on.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I got equity in her whole kind of shit, But
your girl tests gonna stay with a part time gig.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Somebody put five in the chat because I know if
all else feels, I gonna make me one hundred and
thirty dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And guess what I make? One hundred and thirty dollars
a day because I got a master's degree. High school
diploma make less than a hundred. I know y'all saying
degrees don't matter, but it kind of do matter, kind
of do matter if you want the extra thirty dollars. Now,
I know some of y'all say, y'all don't need to
edge thirty dollars, but for those of you need to
extionra thirty dollars, put a five in the chat.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Y'all better get y'all some hustle with some motherfucking muscle.
Follow your holling girl, says a figure. I'll show you
how to do this shit that's on top of the
veteran own business because they done took minority away. So
that's why y'all gonna hear me talking about better at
every other word. We riding high on it, on the shield,
on the airport shield, and I'm still gonna give it
to help y'all. We're gonna do it through through the
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through the veteran status, y'all, make sure y'all stay tuned
for that. Those are my three things, guys say, stack
secure support your nonprofits guys, please, if you gonna spend
twenty dollars on SENE because I difinitely spend twenty dollars
on shan. Shout out to those who twenty dollars on
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SHAN now. They don't want too far, they don't raise
the sine prices, and I ain't feeling it. I don't
like it at all. Can y'all please take twenty dollars
and support now, I'm getting ready get my pastor mode.
Please support those of us. It don't even have to
be me, guys, anybody.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That you think is pushing a line towards helping our community.
If it's your church, guys, were losing the nonprofit grants,
They're losing the support to give back to the homeless,
to give back.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm telling you, guys, we are in a emergency. They're
losing the money for.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The gang intervention. If you support what I do, please
send a cash app. I pay Marsellos for everything he does.
I'm not keeping nothing, guys. Send it to test On Pigro.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm trying to keep money in his pocket, money in
Jay's pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm giving y'all real little real Testim Figro's my cash out.
You got two dollars, five dollars we will take it
Marcella's you know you been follow me for six years.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You know I never put cash apps out there.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I'm putting it out there now because I need people
to really understand, like what this is. If you don't
want to give a cash out, buy one of my trainings.
I got the training two hours watch it online. Forty
bucks support the training of nothing else.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We have got. You have got to secure something that
you give a damn about. Take that five dollars of
Starbucks coffee and give it to a local something, Guys,
because Trump and them are making sure, are making sure
that we do not have a place to call on
when they snatch rental assistance, which by the way, they're
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planning to do in twenty twenty five, when they snatch
the student loans, when they take away the minority on
programs that was putting black people to wear. Guys, please
secure five dollars ten dollars somewhere once a month and
secure a part time job now while you can do.
(05:18):
Not think that having a part time job says that
you are not doing well with your business. Guys.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I've won ten business awards and I had always had
a part time gigg on the side. If nothing else.
If it's nothing else, I keep my Uber up to date.
I don't have a car anymore. I'm getting rid of
my car. It's another thing. I live downtown.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You know why. I'm walking to school everywhere else. I'm
ober because I spend less than that on a car payment.
Y'all gotta get creative with this shit, guys. These relationships
that y'all say y'all want to work and all of that,
y'all better figure it out. Y'all better get along long enough.
Somebody better be on their couch now. I'm not telling
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you just standing an abusive relationship. You know all that.
But I'm telling y'all, y'all better figure this shit out. Guys.
Shit is hitting a fan. Every podcast moving forward will
be a how to. The next one I'm doing is
how to certify your business, how to work around this
DDI and for my BEDO ones. I need y'all to
be up on game.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Every podcast moving forward is a how to something nothing
but information. If you are a first time teacher, if
you know a first time teacher, if you don't know
a first time teacher, there might be one that follows
you that you don't even know about. Please share last
week's episode, How to Survive your first year teaching. I
love you, guys, and guys, it's heavy, heavy head beyond
my heart, it really really is. I just don't want
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y'all to be misled. I really just don't want y'all
to be misled. I love y'all, y'all take care. Law
school starts tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Everything I learned on in law school, guess what, I'm
bringing it right to y'all. We ain't waiting no for
you after the first year.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm qualified to teach legal studies and paralegal with eighteen hours,
So I'm gonna be walking y'all through that basic stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know, not try to be a law professor, but
basic stuff. Contracts tours.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
By the way, I've been with the bankrupt law firm
for the last ten years on for the Supreme Court Mediator,
so I'm not making it up as I go.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know a lot of y'all like to make it
up as y'all go. It's a particular podcast. Boy. They
something else they came at first they was invested specialty,
then they was a bitcoin now, then they went to relationships.
Now they ai they everything everything across the board, y'all
ain't seen nine credentials certifying them another. Well, y'all get
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that's put on those clicks and these clicks and lights.
That's why we're getting out the game. I will be
one of the sixty seven thousand black attornerys. Let me
give you these numbers quickly.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Five million, I'm sorry, two million attorneys in a Mayerorica.
Only sixty seven thousand or black. Somebody in the comments
pus sixty seven thousand, somebody in the comments being shaded
and dropping who I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But I ain't gonna say nothing. And they said, boy,
y'all petty in the comments, y'all petty in the comments.
I ain't gonna say it. I'm just telling y'all, I
ain't seen Nan Prudential. I ain't seen NA Prudential. By
the way, the clients are Client number B. I'm looking
forward to these frauds. That's why I'll be in criminal
law because these podcasts, Oh, they got something for you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Just yesterday, Shannon Sharpe was sued for twenty million dollars
for lying on the podcast. So make sure y'all go
ahead and get the retainers now, because I'm not being
crusted for civil rights. I'm not focused on civil rights
because y'all don't believe in civil rights. We're doing criminal law.
Sixty seven thousand black attorneys out of two million. Did
y'all hear that we don't even have one hundred thousand
black attorneys. There are five million adults incarcerated in jail, prison,
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or under supervisor or parole.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Five million. Marcella's say it with me, five million, five million.
There are two million. Shout out to James Walker esquire,
they are million, two million Black Americans incarcerated. Half of
us are incarcerated. They ain't even include and I ain't
talking about fellings, the people that got off paper. I'm
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saying two million who are in parole, jail, or prison.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And we only have sixty seven thousand black attorneys, sixty
seven thousand. So tomorrow the journey stars that fam you lost, strike, strike,
strike again.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I will go ahead and say it. I would be
one of the coldest in the game. I'm cold now.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I've represented people pro sae, I'm working on the top.
I mean, let's just be honest about ithim. Let be
honest about somebody to put the file in the chat.
None of y'all says, y'all name it it. Since y'all
name in the check, let me go ahead and tell
you who the four clients are gonna be. Just so
y'all know Clyde number eight. And I'm try to keep
up with this one. When y'all see the clients. Whenever
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y'all see y'all tag me say here, they don't tell them,
you'll go one of your clients, Clyde number eighth. That's
the Shanny Sharks, the diddies.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Uh who else has been shaked down? The Smokey Robinson.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They coming after you all from five from five dollars
at no point in the white Hey James, why should
the white attorneys have all the fun?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Why should the white attorneys have fun?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Take down client climb number A, Climb number B. The politician,
y'all insist on breaking the rules, You insist on misappropriating
fund So this is going for the Eric Adams and
the Foremos of the world. They got more attorneys on
staff than they got door knockers. Did y'all hear what
I said? They got more attorneys on staff than they
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got door knockers. So, since I'm in politics, sound like
y'all need a good, strong, masculine black woman fight fun
because I can fight to fight not only in the
court but also on the court of public depion on
Fox News.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Go ahead and get your retains ready for somebody in
the coming They get your retainer's red. Climb number three.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
These podcasts and nonprofit frauds us, Oh they coming for you.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Is somebody else?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
The father is looking at it right now.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They say they raised twenty million dollars every other day.
The pass take about three years for a good bed case.
So I'll be ready by the time the Feds come
knock on that door because they down show knockings. Love
the trail evidence that y'all keep. Oh man, they love
they love how y'all get on these podcasts and say
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all you got to do is get an LLC and
then bout banks bankruptcy and do this. To do that,
it's called froud. Somebody in the comments put fraud. Go
ahead and get your retainers ready. These pastors about to
get real desk because the nonprofits is stopping, so you're
gonna see a whole lot of misdirected funds and everything else.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Climb number three. Get your retainer's red climb number four.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The good old streets, the good old dough hoist when
cry go up. Guess what that thirteenth amendmente somebody getting
locked up, So go ahead and get your retainers ready
because this would be testing and figure roll the criminal
laws and tells his figure, I'm not being cropped.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
We're not gonna get it on the back end if
you loose or if you win. We wanted up front.
Marcella's downs were upfront. Upfront. We want upfront, Marcela, paralegal.
You don't want to go a pair of legal schools,
he said, he ain't got tight.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Is Charlie leaving the school good? You have a paralegal
that didn't go to nothing nobody at school.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Y'all I witnessed.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I love my tongue, but you didn't go take that
paralegal my toe.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Wait a minute, few pp Jack, because I ain't gonna
let you found being cropped down. Because when they lock
y'all ass up, when they stop y'all in the neck,
being crumpt, the only one that takes these civil cases.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So let's be clear.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's why you're gonna see black attorneys raising their hand
to be civil civil rights attorneys. Ain't no money in
civil rights, So I'm not gonna let your shit on
being crump. Now, no, no get, don't get, don't get spamhed.
I'm trying to keep it cute. Y'all know what y'all
talking about being crump. Make money off sueing Google being crump.
Make money off sue at Harvard being crumb. Make I
beg being crump every day. Get on out the game
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and go over there in corporate law. Y'all don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Being crump.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Make money being crumps. The only attorney that is suing
on behalf of mouth of mixed. Y'all better stand down
and put some respect on being crumt's name. Don't nobody
make no money fighting no black How do you think
Ben krom Ree Matha makes some money off representing that
guy in Florida that got his windows broken out.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You must don't know the Franks say to Florida. Y'all
don't know what y'all talking about. Y'all better watch your
mouth when it comes to being crump, because see, the
only one that's willing. That's why why they keep calling
being crump, Because ain't nobody doing it because the foul
most to put shit in place, you gotta put money
up front. Black attorneys don't have the money.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
To fight for civil rights cases, nor do they want
to cause the problem with they local share and they
district attorney.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Then YouTube thens got y'all confused on exactly what he does.
I beg him daintly let somebody else do it being
let them see what it's like if somebody else do
y'all don't know what y'all talking about. And for those
of y'all to say, well, he ain't no Johnny Cocker,
let me remind you Johnny Copper in the one gave
him the game on how to win in the court
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of public opinion. And then the y' also will remind
you rest of peace to Johnny Cocker. But let me,
y'lso remind you that he was a promptitutor. First, Johnny
Cochran was working for the people being kromp ain't never
y'all gonna put some on being crop name. I'm seeing
y'all YouTube was with this bullshit because these YouTubers that
y'all listen to ain't putting nan motherfucking dollar to put
no motion for nobody. Ain't found no lawsuit on nobody's behalf,
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ain't going to court for nobody but themselves.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Y'all better put some respect on it and understand what
being crop actually does. You don't have to agree with
everything do because I don't. But y'all don't know what
the fuck y'all talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Excuse my fresh, but it's for real, y'all really don't
know what y'all talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Go watch the documentary symbol and I'm in the documentary
by the way. Your niggas is just talking. Oh yeah,
that's why we need more black wood. And take your
ass in law school here. Why you wanver to law school?
Why you think it's only sixty seven thousand black attornants.
Go find one is gonna put two.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Million up, five million up for Breonna Taylor to fight
a case for five six years. Go five one is
gonna put five million up to go fight the hoss
call case that we're still fighting right now for the
thirteen women that got that being crumped.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Then make a dollar off of you niggas ain't gonna
never do so, y'all know what the hell y'all talking about. Oh,
it's about the money.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
What the hell we're supposed to be negotiating Roman noodles.
This ain't the peer. That's how you're determined a liability,
personal liability, a loss of life, just like Johnny Copper
did when his civil rights only he got took me.
Being Crump has gotten more for black life than anybody
has ever gotten black life, for a black man and
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a black woman. That means that they gotta think twice
before they murder us. Y'all don't know what y'all talking about.
It ain't now one of you niggas clocking in this
week and on Friday saying don't worry about it, keep
the check doing for the coll and them you two
vis that's making hundreds of thousands of dollars every year
off your clicks and also selling all they merch. I
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don't see them saying, well, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I'm gonna give it back, and I ain't impressed with
y'all five hundred dollars donations every now and then, y'all
gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's the time you go back to the Premps club.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Clear this shit up to see Being Crunkwave, Mison and
all levels be O'll tell Steady niggas drop you where
you're staying, cause I damn show ain't doing it. I'm
going straight the criminal law. Y'all believe in the civil rights.
Y'all say, civil rights attorneys don't matter. Okay, we don't
worry about that. They come to lock your ass up
under the under the thirteenth Amendment. So it with me
on the back end on the criminal law side.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Ye y'all don't know what y'all talking about. Just be
talking and y'all listening. Listening to people.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
He do a lot for the commune, Octy. Fuck about
nobody talking go white for Maltham. This name hoo hoo
in it raves your head. If you and raight there.
If you can't drink, ride in the front seat of
your car because the Bend said you keep a constant
death threat.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That man got a drunk ride in the backseat. I
drive him around when we are when we in the car,
meaning I'm willing to take one to the head. No now,
one of y'all gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You don't even put your first name on the on
the damn line. Nigga too kindly to put your first name,
first last name on the live and got the nerve
to be talking shit in the comt you're gonna put
some respect on it. Better go sit down and go
talk to a black attorney and ask him about civil
rights and why don't nobody fight those cases? It costs
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too much and they ain't giving us shit because they
don't value us. They y'all gonna sit your ass down.
It's belt to ask and that I try to see.
I try to start that nice marcelle.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They take me that, But.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I know one thing. When I'm at the defense table,
they gonna have to prove. They're gonna have to prove it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So go you can get y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Y'all, y'all want to listen to me in this good advice,
So get your retainers ready.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, I can't calm down.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I got to turn up this push the line I
just got started. You love TB Jack said, he loved
taking me there.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He get off on it. This is a good old
enem They come over it. They like when the mistress.
The mistress is here, they might get I like, I
like when you take me there. To Jack, he liked,
we got I gotta get. He told me calm down.
They like me to turner.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
They like when the miss the mistress is here. Now
that's what we call the mistress. Tially get the essenem
get it popping. They like a little spake.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And every now pbe Jack know my work or oh
you know what? I got to say. He just liked
the term ever and they eat in this morning fixed.
He needed this morning fix. We're really serve. I'm here
to serve. Shout out to James Walker, Guded Squire. Y'all
follow him a visa in the comments.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Shout out to all the attorneys right now, the National
Black Bar Association that is happening, the convention.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Now, the one hundred.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I would have loved to been there, but I am
starting law school tomorrow and I'm gonna keep talking about it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh but no, because I'm really trying to get y'all.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Tell the homies get that retainer ready, because because the
FEDS is coming. Somebody in the comments say the FENS
is coming. I don't want him to be coming, and
I old tests don't say that. No, I got to
say that. I got to say that. But those of
y'all that think, well, they ain't gonna catch me because
I use face time. Okay, the FEDS is coming. Oh,
they ain't gotta worr about it because get an HLC.
The Feds are coming. Oh, they ain't gotta worry about it,
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because all they have to do is put it in
my cousin name.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The Feds are coming. Oh, they ain't gonta worry about
it because I'm a pastor and I'm just gonna take
these times and go over here and buy me a house.
The Feds are coming. Oh, I ain't gotta worry about it.
I'm a politician, but I'm just gonna use the back
end and give me a concent on the other end.
The Feds are coming.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh, I ain't gotta worry about it. I'm just gonna
go sleep with this white woman. And I think, because
I make twenty million a year, that ain't nobody gonna
say nothing. And I think I can commit sodole me
on a young white girl and think I can sit
up here on ESPN, Disney, Cinderella's Dealers, Disney and think
all will be well. The Feds are coming. Oh they
got something for you, ladies and gentlemen. And I'm just
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here to make sure you are prepared because, like I said,
the Feds are coming. And one last thing y'all better
go get under a black woman because these black women
are getting sick of y'all shit. So you better go
make up with a black woman. The woman today, I
wish I had somebody in the comments make up with
her today. I'm not talking about just your woman. I'm
talking about your mama, your aunt whoelse you were disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You better go hide under the womb. I wish, boy,
I wish. I'm about to start prixing. I'm about to
start preaching again. You better go hide. That's the only
safe place under the womb of a black woman, the
only safe place.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The only thing that can pray for your black ass.
They can feed your black ass. That is a spiritual
connection with your black ass, that can loose to a
thing or two that can make the heavens shake and
the earth trembles is the black woman. So you'd get
the respect to us, because until you respect the black woman,
nothing is going to change. And let me say it again,
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until you respect the black woman. I'm talking about Grandma,
I'm talking about Auntie. You better go make up.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You better heal, You're better here. Because these black women
said get somebody else to do it. They over it.
All you gotta do is look in the comminy they are.
They get tired of y'all talking about us. They get
tired of y'all happen everything say about us, how we did,
how we did, how we did this is that they
get sick of it. And I'm telling you that's the
only one like Grandmama used to do. I guess y'all
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ain't had no.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Big mamas like Grandmama on Wednesday night and she would
get on them knees.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
In the church.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I wish I knew somebody that knew what I was
talking about. Well, Grandmama will get on her knee and
sing a little something just to calm your soul.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I know, I bet chain, Yeah, just a little bit
of something to know everything gonna be all right. You
better go find you a loom and lay up under
it and get in a fetal position and understand that
we are all we got. I love y'all, and y'all
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Ask your question. Let's just keep it real straight. Shye,
with no chasing, I'm gonna get a little bit ruptured.
Holy I'm here for it. Those who really believed in
the American process, all of us street shot, no chase
with your girl, tend some figure out on the black Effect,
podcasting at work, at work, McDonald's many McDonald's.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
The cooks are now AI And this is not about
they ain't taking no vote ourselves on me.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If y'all want it or not, it's happening, and they
ain't taking the vote. It's happening now. And if continues
to play games with China now, you might go play
with Canada.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
China, said the East Side and said, oh no, you
don't want to play no game with us. Canada we
get just as much from them as they get from us.
But China, the East Siders play with it.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
If you want to.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
We gonna find that work China, look like for real?
For ready, Yeah, you can go over to China. You're
gonna be hard christ to find made in America. But
anything around this one, I'm looking at everything. I'm looking
at from this desk to this mac to this cup
to everything.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Made in China. China, Yeah, if you want to.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
By the way, China is a socialist place, just so
y'all know. They take care of that their citizen. But
you also the own sit. You don't own a hole
and nothing else, so y'all can play with it if
you want to. Y'all better get the point number two.
You better get the stacking point number three. Secure, secure, secure, secure.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
All of this.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm too good to work a part time job. Hey,
I keep me a substitute teaching job.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
On day.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Matter of fact, I got an interview at one o'clock.
I ain't been in Orlando two days already signed up.
Make sure, Hey, y'all, y'all think I weigh no life
and subscribe to eat.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Veal is a lot? You think I'm waiting on y'all
to sign up for training to eat the Devil is
a lot you think I'm waiting on.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I got equity in her whole kind of shit, But
your girl tests gonna stay with a part time gig.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Somebody put five in the chat because I know if
all else feels, I gonna make me one hundred and
thirty dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
And guess what I make? One hundred and thirty dollars
a day because I got a master's degree. High school
diploma make less than a hundred. I know y'all saying
degrees don't matter, but it kind of do matter, kind
of do matter if you want the extra thirty dollars. Now,
I know some of y'all say, y'all don't need to
edge thirty dollars, but for those of you need to
extionra thirty dollars, put a five in the chat.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Y'all better get y'all some hustle with some motherfucking muscle.
Follow your holling girl, says a figure. I'll show you
how to do this shit that's on top of the
veteran own business because they done took minority away. So
that's why y'all gonna hear me talking about better at
every other word. We riding high on it, on the shield,
on the airport shield, and I'm still gonna give it
to help y'all. We're gonna do it through through the
(02:56):
through the veteran status, y'all, make sure y'all stay tuned
for that. Those are my three things, guys say, stack
secure support your nonprofits guys, please, if you gonna spend
twenty dollars on SENE because I difinitely spend twenty dollars
on shan. Shout out to those who twenty dollars on
(03:17):
SHAN now. They don't want too far, they don't raise
the sine prices, and I ain't feeling it. I don't
like it at all. Can y'all please take twenty dollars
and support now, I'm getting ready get my pastor mode.
Please support those of us. It don't even have to
be me, guys, anybody.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
That you think is pushing a line towards helping our community.
If it's your church, guys, were losing the nonprofit grants,
They're losing the support to give back to the homeless,
to give back.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm telling you, guys, we are in a emergency. They're
losing the money for.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The gang intervention. If you support what I do, please
send a cash app. I pay Marsellos for everything he does.
I'm not keeping nothing, guys. Send it to test On Pigro.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm trying to keep money in his pocket, money in
Jay's pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm giving y'all real little real Testim Figro's my cash out.
You got two dollars, five dollars we will take it
Marcella's you know you been follow me for six years.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
You know I never put cash apps out there.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I'm putting it out there now because I need people
to really understand, like what this is. If you don't
want to give a cash out, buy one of my trainings.
I got the training two hours watch it online. Forty
bucks support the training of nothing else.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
We have got. You have got to secure something that
you give a damn about. Take that five dollars of
Starbucks coffee and give it to a local something, Guys,
because Trump and them are making sure, are making sure
that we do not have a place to call on
when they snatch rental assistance, which by the way, they're
(04:57):
planning to do in twenty twenty five, when they snatch
the student loans, when they take away the minority on
programs that was putting black people to wear. Guys, please
secure five dollars ten dollars somewhere once a month and
secure a part time job now while you can do.
(05:18):
Not think that having a part time job says that
you are not doing well with your business. Guys.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I've won ten business awards and I had always had
a part time gigg on the side. If nothing else.
If it's nothing else, I keep my Uber up to date.
I don't have a car anymore. I'm getting rid of
my car. It's another thing. I live downtown.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You know why. I'm walking to school everywhere else. I'm
ober because I spend less than that on a car payment.
Y'all gotta get creative with this shit, guys. These relationships
that y'all say y'all want to work and all of that,
y'all better figure it out. Y'all better get along long enough.
Somebody better be on their couch now. I'm not telling
(06:00):
you just standing an abusive relationship. You know all that.
But I'm telling y'all, y'all better figure this shit out. Guys.
Shit is hitting a fan. Every podcast moving forward will
be a how to. The next one I'm doing is
how to certify your business, how to work around this
DDI and for my BEDO ones. I need y'all to
be up on game.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Every podcast moving forward is a how to something nothing
but information. If you are a first time teacher, if
you know a first time teacher, if you don't know
a first time teacher, there might be one that follows
you that you don't even know about. Please share last
week's episode, How to Survive your first year teaching. I
love you, guys, and guys, it's heavy, heavy head beyond
my heart, it really really is. I just don't want
(06:45):
y'all to be misled. I really just don't want y'all
to be misled. I love y'all, y'all take care. Law
school starts tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Everything I learned on in law school, guess what, I'm
bringing it right to y'all. We ain't waiting no for
you after the first year.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm qualified to teach legal studies and paralegal with eighteen hours,
So I'm gonna be walking y'all through that basic stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know, not try to be a law professor, but
basic stuff. Contracts tours.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
By the way, I've been with the bankrupt law firm
for the last ten years on for the Supreme Court Mediator,
so I'm not making it up as I go.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know a lot of y'all like to make it
up as y'all go. It's a particular podcast. Boy. They
something else they came at first they was invested specialty,
then they was a bitcoin now, then they went to relationships.
Now they ai they everything everything across the board, y'all
ain't seen nine credentials certifying them another. Well, y'all get
(07:40):
that's put on those clicks and these clicks and lights.
That's why we're getting out the game. I will be
one of the sixty seven thousand black attornerys. Let me
give you these numbers quickly.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Five million, I'm sorry, two million attorneys in a Mayerorica.
Only sixty seven thousand or black. Somebody in the comments
pus sixty seven thousand, somebody in the comments being shaded
and dropping who I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But I ain't gonna say nothing. And they said, boy,
y'all petty in the comments, y'all petty in the comments.
I ain't gonna say it. I'm just telling y'all, I
ain't seen Nan Prudential. I ain't seen NA Prudential. By
the way, the clients are Client number B. I'm looking
forward to these frauds. That's why I'll be in criminal
law because these podcasts, Oh, they got something for you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Just yesterday, Shannon Sharpe was sued for twenty million dollars
for lying on the podcast. So make sure y'all go
ahead and get the retainers now, because I'm not being
crusted for civil rights. I'm not focused on civil rights
because y'all don't believe in civil rights. We're doing criminal law.
Sixty seven thousand black attorneys out of two million. Did
y'all hear that we don't even have one hundred thousand
black attorneys. There are five million adults incarcerated in jail, prison,
(08:49):
or under supervisor or parole.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Five million. Marcella's say it with me, five million, five million.
There are two million. Shout out to James Walker esquire,
they are million, two million Black Americans incarcerated. Half of
us are incarcerated. They ain't even include and I ain't
talking about fellings, the people that got off paper. I'm
(09:11):
saying two million who are in parole, jail, or prison.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
And we only have sixty seven thousand black attorneys, sixty
seven thousand. So tomorrow the journey stars that fam you lost, strike, strike,
strike again.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I will go ahead and say it. I would be
one of the coldest in the game. I'm cold now.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I've represented people pro sae, I'm working on the top.
I mean, let's just be honest about ithim. Let be
honest about somebody to put the file in the chat.
None of y'all says, y'all name it it. Since y'all
name in the check, let me go ahead and tell
you who the four clients are gonna be. Just so
y'all know Clyde number eight. And I'm try to keep
up with this one. When y'all see the clients. Whenever
(09:55):
y'all see y'all tag me say here, they don't tell them,
you'll go one of your clients, Clyde number eighth. That's
the Shanny Sharks, the diddies.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Uh who else has been shaked down? The Smokey Robinson.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
They coming after you all from five from five dollars
at no point in the white Hey James, why should
the white attorneys have all the fun?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Why should the white attorneys have fun?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Take down client climb number A, Climb number B. The politician,
y'all insist on breaking the rules, You insist on misappropriating
fund So this is going for the Eric Adams and
the Foremos of the world. They got more attorneys on
staff than they got door knockers. Did y'all hear what
I said? They got more attorneys on staff than they
(10:41):
got door knockers. So, since I'm in politics, sound like
y'all need a good, strong, masculine black woman fight fun
because I can fight to fight not only in the
court but also on the court of public depion on
Fox News.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Go ahead and get your retains ready for somebody in
the coming They get your retainer's red. Climb number three.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
These podcasts and nonprofit frauds us, Oh they coming for you.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Is somebody else?
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
The father is looking at it right now.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
They say they raised twenty million dollars every other day.
The pass take about three years for a good bed case.
So I'll be ready by the time the Feds come
knock on that door because they down show knockings. Love
the trail evidence that y'all keep. Oh man, they love
they love how y'all get on these podcasts and say
(11:33):
all you got to do is get an LLC and
then bout banks bankruptcy and do this. To do that,
it's called froud. Somebody in the comments put fraud. Go
ahead and get your retainers ready. These pastors about to
get real desk because the nonprofits is stopping, so you're
gonna see a whole lot of misdirected funds and everything else.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Climb number three. Get your retainer's red climb number four.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The good old streets, the good old dough hoist when
cry go up. Guess what that thirteenth amendmente somebody getting
locked up, So go ahead and get your retainers ready
because this would be testing and figure roll the criminal
laws and tells his figure, I'm not being cropped.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
We're not gonna get it on the back end if
you loose or if you win. We wanted up front.
Marcella's downs were upfront. Upfront. We want upfront, Marcela, paralegal.
You don't want to go a pair of legal schools,
he said, he ain't got tight.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Is Charlie leaving the school good? You have a paralegal
that didn't go to nothing nobody at school.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Y'all I witnessed.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I love my tongue, but you didn't go take that
paralegal my toe.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Wait a minute, few pp Jack, because I ain't gonna
let you found being cropped down. Because when they lock
y'all ass up, when they stop y'all in the neck,
being crumpt, the only one that takes these civil cases.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So let's be clear.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's why you're gonna see black attorneys raising their hand
to be civil civil rights attorneys. Ain't no money in
civil rights, So I'm not gonna let your shit on
being crump. Now, no, no get, don't get, don't get spamhed.
I'm trying to keep it cute. Y'all know what y'all
talking about being crump. Make money off sueing Google being crump.
Make money off sue at Harvard being crumb. Make I
beg being crump every day. Get on out the game
(13:28):
and go over there in corporate law. Y'all don't know
what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Being crump.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Make money being crumps. The only attorney that is suing
on behalf of mouth of mixed. Y'all better stand down
and put some respect on being crumt's name. Don't nobody
make no money fighting no black How do you think
Ben krom Ree Matha makes some money off representing that
guy in Florida that got his windows broken out.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
You must don't know the Franks say to Florida. Y'all
don't know what y'all talking about. Y'all better watch your
mouth when it comes to being crump, because see, the
only one that's willing. That's why why they keep calling
being crump, Because ain't nobody doing it because the foul
most to put shit in place, you gotta put money
up front. Black attorneys don't have the money.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
To fight for civil rights cases, nor do they want
to cause the problem with they local share and they
district attorney.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Then YouTube thens got y'all confused on exactly what he does.
I beg him daintly let somebody else do it being
let them see what it's like if somebody else do
y'all don't know what y'all talking about. And for those
of y'all to say, well, he ain't no Johnny Cocker,
let me remind you Johnny Copper in the one gave
him the game on how to win in the court
(14:28):
of public opinion. And then the y' also will remind
you rest of peace to Johnny Cocker. But let me,
y'lso remind you that he was a promptitutor. First, Johnny
Cochran was working for the people being kromp ain't never
y'all gonna put some on being crop name. I'm seeing
y'all YouTube was with this bullshit because these YouTubers that
y'all listen to ain't putting nan motherfucking dollar to put
no motion for nobody. Ain't found no lawsuit on nobody's behalf,
(14:52):
ain't going to court for nobody but themselves.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Y'all better put some respect on it and understand what
being crop actually does. You don't have to agree with
everything do because I don't. But y'all don't know what
the fuck y'all talking about.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Excuse my fresh, but it's for real, y'all really don't
know what y'all talking about.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Go watch the documentary symbol and I'm in the documentary
by the way. Your niggas is just talking. Oh yeah,
that's why we need more black wood. And take your
ass in law school here. Why you wanver to law school?
Why you think it's only sixty seven thousand black attornants.
Go find one is gonna put two.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Million up, five million up for Breonna Taylor to fight
a case for five six years. Go five one is
gonna put five million up to go fight the hoss
call case that we're still fighting right now for the
thirteen women that got that being crumped.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Then make a dollar off of you niggas ain't gonna
never do so, y'all know what the hell y'all talking about. Oh,
it's about the money.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
What the hell we're supposed to be negotiating Roman noodles.
This ain't the peer. That's how you're determined a liability,
personal liability, a loss of life, just like Johnny Copper
did when his civil rights only he got took me.
Being Crump has gotten more for black life than anybody
has ever gotten black life, for a black man and
(16:05):
a black woman. That means that they gotta think twice
before they murder us. Y'all don't know what y'all talking about.
It ain't now one of you niggas clocking in this
week and on Friday saying don't worry about it, keep
the check doing for the coll and them you two
vis that's making hundreds of thousands of dollars every year
off your clicks and also selling all they merch. I
(16:25):
don't see them saying, well, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I'm gonna give it back, and I ain't impressed with
y'all five hundred dollars donations every now and then, y'all
gonna make it.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
It's the time you go back to the Premps club.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Clear this shit up to see Being Crunkwave, Mison and
all levels be O'll tell Steady niggas drop you where
you're staying, cause I damn show ain't doing it. I'm
going straight the criminal law. Y'all believe in the civil rights.
Y'all say, civil rights attorneys don't matter. Okay, we don't
worry about that. They come to lock your ass up
under the under the thirteenth Amendment. So it with me
on the back end on the criminal law side.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Ye y'all don't know what y'all talking about. Just be
talking and y'all listening. Listening to people.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
He do a lot for the commune, Octy. Fuck about
nobody talking go white for Maltham. This name hoo hoo
in it raves your head. If you and raight there.
If you can't drink, ride in the front seat of
your car because the Bend said you keep a constant
death threat.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
That man got a drunk ride in the backseat. I
drive him around when we are when we in the car,
meaning I'm willing to take one to the head. No now,
one of y'all gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You don't even put your first name on the on
the damn line. Nigga too kindly to put your first name,
first last name on the live and got the nerve
to be talking shit in the comt you're gonna put
some respect on it. Better go sit down and go
talk to a black attorney and ask him about civil
rights and why don't nobody fight those cases? It costs
(17:56):
too much and they ain't giving us shit because they
don't value us. They y'all gonna sit your ass down.
It's belt to ask and that I try to see.
I try to start that nice marcelle.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
They take me that, But.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I know one thing. When I'm at the defense table,
they gonna have to prove. They're gonna have to prove it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
So go you can get y'all.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Y'all, y'all want to listen to me in this good advice,
So get your retainers ready.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, I can't calm down.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
I got to turn up this push the line I
just got started. You love TB Jack said, he loved
taking me there.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
He get off on it. This is a good old
enem They come over it. They like when the mistress.
The mistress is here, they might get I like, I
like when you take me there. To Jack, he liked,
we got I gotta get. He told me calm down.
They like me to turner.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
They like when the miss the mistress is here. Now
that's what we call the mistress. Tially get the essenem
get it popping. They like a little spake.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And every now pbe Jack know my work or oh
you know what? I got to say. He just liked
the term ever and they eat in this morning fixed.
He needed this morning fix. We're really serve. I'm here
to serve. Shout out to James Walker, Guded Squire. Y'all
follow him a visa in the comments.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Shout out to all the attorneys right now, the National
Black Bar Association that is happening, the convention.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Now, the one hundred.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I would have loved to been there, but I am
starting law school tomorrow and I'm gonna keep talking about it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Oh but no, because I'm really trying to get y'all.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Tell the homies get that retainer ready, because because the
FEDS is coming. Somebody in the comments say the FENS
is coming. I don't want him to be coming, and
I old tests don't say that. No, I got to
say that. I got to say that. But those of
y'all that think, well, they ain't gonna catch me because
I use face time. Okay, the FEDS is coming. Oh,
they ain't gotta worr about it because get an HLC.
The Feds are coming. Oh, they ain't gotta worry about it,
(19:46):
because all they have to do is put it in
my cousin name.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
The Feds are coming. Oh, they ain't gonta worry about
it because I'm a pastor and I'm just gonna take
these times and go over here and buy me a house.
The Feds are coming. Oh, I ain't gotta worry about it.
I'm a politician, but I'm just gonna use the back
end and give me a concent on the other end.
The Feds are coming.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Oh, I ain't gotta worry about it. I'm just gonna
go sleep with this white woman. And I think, because
I make twenty million a year, that ain't nobody gonna
say nothing. And I think I can commit sodole me
on a young white girl and think I can sit
up here on ESPN, Disney, Cinderella's Dealers, Disney and think
all will be well. The Feds are coming. Oh they
got something for you, ladies and gentlemen. And I'm just
(20:23):
here to make sure you are prepared because, like I said,
the Feds are coming. And one last thing y'all better
go get under a black woman because these black women
are getting sick of y'all shit. So you better go
make up with a black woman. The woman today, I
wish I had somebody in the comments make up with
her today. I'm not talking about just your woman. I'm
talking about your mama, your aunt whoelse you were disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You better go hide under the womb. I wish, boy,
I wish. I'm about to start prixing. I'm about to
start preaching again. You better go hide. That's the only
safe place under the womb of a black woman, the
only safe place.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
The only thing that can pray for your black ass.
They can feed your black ass. That is a spiritual
connection with your black ass, that can loose to a
thing or two that can make the heavens shake and
the earth trembles is the black woman. So you'd get
the respect to us, because until you respect the black woman,
nothing is going to change. And let me say it again,
(21:18):
until you respect the black woman. I'm talking about Grandma,
I'm talking about Auntie. You better go make up.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You better heal, You're better here. Because these black women
said get somebody else to do it. They over it.
All you gotta do is look in the comminy they are.
They get tired of y'all talking about us. They get
tired of y'all happen everything say about us, how we did,
how we did, how we did this is that they
get sick of it. And I'm telling you that's the
only one like Grandmama used to do. I guess y'all
(21:47):
ain't had no.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Big mamas like Grandmama on Wednesday night and she would
get on them knees.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
In the church.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I wish I knew somebody that knew what I was
talking about. Well, Grandmama will get on her knee and
sing a little something just to calm your soul.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I know, I bet chain, Yeah, just a little bit
of something to know everything gonna be all right. You
better go find you a loom and lay up under
it and get in a fetal position and understand that
we are all we got. I love y'all, and y'all
(22:29):
take care. If you like what you heard on Straight
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