"Burger King" w/ Maggie Winters

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Speaker 1 (00:20):
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(00:41):
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Enjoy the episode by podcast starts now, what is up
everyone around the globe. You are listening to Stradio Lab.
We are here still in New York City. Yayyay. So
you have been manic pretty much start to finish. I

(01:03):
have been manic. Say more. Well, I'm in New York
from LA and as everyone knows, I was ripped from
my home in New York a year and a half
ago against my will to go.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
To La via accepting a pretty prestigious job.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Actually via accepting a job which is so sad that
we rely on them, yes, because sometimes they can actually end.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
They can end, or they can terminate your contract, or
you can decide I don't want to do this anymore
because I sort of would like to travel.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
And then you quit, but then you stop making money. Yeah,
which just so complicated. But now I'm here and I've
been like bopping around and being every second is better
than the second that came before it, and I don't know,
like at some point it will crash, Like I think
I'm literally gonna get hit by a car. No, like
it cannot keep going this well, and like it's it's

(01:59):
genuinely well.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
You keep going from event to event and just having
an amazing time. You've gone to upwards of seventeen plays,
I believe in the five days you've been here.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I feel like I've been I'm sort of doing it
sort of Midwest style, like I'm a family from Ohio
visiting and I cannot stop going to see shows. Yeah,
I'm eating bagels every morning and going, oh my god,
what is this? What is this? We did? We walked
the Brooklyn Promenade, yes, And I said, what the fuck
is this? And You're like, I get the damn Statue
of Liberty. You're like you never walked the promenade, and

(02:27):
I was like no.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I also said, you know, we wanted to watch a
movie so we can talk about it on the podcast.
You said, I don't know if I want to spend
two hours of my a lot of time in New
York in a movie theater, because I'm trying to actually
make the most of my time here.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I've been soaking it up. I mean, Friday Night party party.
Everyone I ever met was there. Everyone I've ever met
was there. It was Friday Night, Charlie's. Friday was Charlie's.
Oh my god, intellectuals just just shooting the shit. Did
you meet all the new gays? I met many of
the new gays to the point where they're not even
new anymore to me.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, that's the thing that was crazy. You've been gone
for two years. I would say, a new gay is
new for nine months.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, so there's like almost a second round.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
You've I would even say you were on a third
round because I'm now meeting them, some of these boys,
and there I would say twelve.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I mean, I will say on at Julio Show on Wednesday,
like everyone was saying hi to this one gay guy
and being like, oh my god. So good to see
you again. Oh yeah, and they were like, you guys
don't know each other. And I was like, okay, no
one knew him before. Okay, you know, it's interesting they did.
They I would say, this is an old game. I
was like, this is a new game. You're like, no,
he's an old game.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I would say they knew him for a year while
you were still here, and you just like hadn't bumped
into him yet. But now suddenly two more years have
passed and it's like unacceptable that you don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
So that was crazy, and then like Saturday, Yeah, Saturday,
I went to Morgan's show. Shout out, shout.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Literally, divine, I'm so glad you went, because I, uh,
you know, I didn't want to push you to go
if you had limited time, but.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
I was like, I don't know, you'll like it. I
fucking loved it. And in my feeling of being like
I miss New York, I miss New York and it's
about like history of gay New York comedian, I was like, yes.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Morgan Basicus' show is about a gay comedian from the nineties, Yeah,
go ahead, And so I left the theater being like
holy shit, like I'm part of this lineage.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm a part of this lineage. It's not anymore cut
too cut too well. Yes, I can come back. Yeah,
but I was it was really freaky. And then I
was like truly manic, like I was like, I don't
know what to do with this energy. And then, of course,
yesterday I hosted a brunch which was divine despite.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
The fact that and I'm going to actually call them out.
Black Seed Bagels got my order so wrong. We got
literally half the number of bagels I ordered and one
third of the amount of locks. There was exactly one
bagel per person, which to me, I was like, no
big deal.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
It was a big deal.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
And also there in today's crazy world, there was quite
literally no way to get in touch with them. So
I called Seamless, I called them, I called Black Seed Bagels,
and at some point they were.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Like, if for a current order, press three, and I.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Was like, great, that means I'll be taken to someone
since it's a current order, And so I pressed three
and they texted me a form to fill out.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I said, I'm sorry, we're talking.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I have people coming over in ten minutes, and you're
gonna give me a form. And then of course I'm
filling out the form, being like I have people coming
over in ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Call me immediately as soon as you see this. Haven't
heard back since it's been two days. Well, and I
said this yesterday you were you were like doing a
character piece. No whole time. It was like immersive theater.
George was literally like there was one point where like
you just like stood up something. You're like, I forgot
about the kick in the oven and we were like,
who is this? It's actually so crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Sorry, we will bring our guests in a second. It's
crazy because in my mind, as I told you yesterday,
I was doing such a good job of not doing
that character because I know that my instant would be
to do that character and to be like, well this
is a disaster.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Oh oh my god, the other guys is here.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh so your husband didn't come trouble in paradise like
and I actually thought I was doing such a good
job of hiding that energy. And then every single person
was like, so you're being crazy, right.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It was like, well, it was like a very you
not to toot our own horns, but a very low
maintenance crowd. Yeah, and same for Max of course. Well
but well of course, shout out Max. Shout out on Maxwitter.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean, I agree, but you know it. And the
reason I wanted to host this brunch and again we
will bring you in. The reason I wanted to host
this brunch is because I've been like, I get in
my own head about having people over and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I have to make a perfect three course meal.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I have to like make a perfect batch cocktail and
then have dessert, and then the lighting have be just right,
and I really want to be more chill, just like come.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Over and I'll run a pizza, come over.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
And we'll watch the Oscars and like I'll literally make
frozen pigs and blankets from Shrader Joe's. I don't, and
so I'm trying to actually follow through on that. So
I was like, great, I will get bagels. I won't cook,
I won't make a fortata. I will get bagels. And
the fact that that didn't work out really bummed me out.
I was like, so, so I'm doing I'm doing the
simple thing. I'm challenging myself to drush order bagels, and

(07:14):
then Black Seed Bagels just has someone like on ayahuasca
in the kitchen being like I don't know give them six.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
And to be fair, I'm actually glad to be calling
out Black Seed Bagels no, because they are the man.
They've been an enemy of mine for many, many years.
Thank you. I have left New York. I've forgiven anyone
who have wronged me here. But Black Seed Bagels. As
soon as you mentioned them yesterday, I almost went I know,
like I was, like you ordered from where?

Speaker 2 (07:36):
No, and and by the way, I know that, and
I did. I didn't order it that from there unknowingly
being like, oh my god, I love Black Seed Bagels.
They just they have this thing that's like a brunch
special and it's like sort of makes sense order, but
guess what, the bagels are not that good? And I
and it's never again black Seed Bagels. Go back to
twenty twelve where you came from, and stay there, and.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Stay there is Black Seat Bagels like like Blank Street
Coffee where it's like VC funded and evil or something
that I don't know.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm sure at this point it is. When it first opened,
I remember being like excited about their sandwiches. They would
have like really good breakfast sandwiches and stuff. And I remember,
you know, of course black Seaed Bagels invented Nolita. Oh
that's where the first one was. And I said, okay,
so this is Nolita. Now this I love.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
No Leda that really rolls off the top. Ey. It's
like the line was always like models. Yeah, okay, I
can see why that would have an impact. Guess what
those models? You know there were models in twenty twelve.
Guess what they are now? School teachers. The Black Sea
Bagels era is over, not the models to school model pipeline.

(08:43):
And you know they're illiterate.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
They're teaching it some like oh c ra charter school
where they just hire people out of modeling school.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
It's not right. It's not right. What's having our education system?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, I'm actually desperate. I wish we were on a
differ podcast I could do. And I don't think so
honey about Black Seed Bagels, because I'm it is over.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's over. But the brunch special, I mean, I also
want to say that we need to bring Okay, no,
but go ahead. Well I don't like locks, but I
want to like locks, and I'm so glad you had them.
That's I could experience. And what if you're meant with them? Well,
I don't like them. No, that's if I have them
like maybe seven more times. I think I could create
a memory and and really be like, no, that reminds
me of that time, and I'll like.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Well, this is the other thing that was making me
a little housewife is you walked in and you were like,
you know, I don't like locks, but I'm excited to
try it. And I of course remembered you had told
me that before. I just I had no memory of that.
And keep in mind, I'm hosting a bunch in honor
of Sam visiting, and I get.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Locks, the one thing he doesn't like. See this is
what I mean, the immersive character like he was doing it.
Please welcome Maggie Winters.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I actually don't want to be in the pod today
because I'm just watching you guys is like such a dream.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Wait, Maggie, are you going to yeah, wait, you actually
get in and do a what's the TV show where
they like kitchen kitchen or whatever, like you need to
go there and like get their like they need to
get their acting orders.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Get off. I walk now literally step one.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Drop the ayahuasca.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
By the way, you know, my favorite thing is to
accuse people of being on Iowa's.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
And can I tell you where it was from.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
In the Ryan Murphy show Scream Queens, at some point,
Jamie Lee Curtis has an amazing delivery.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Of are you on Ayahuasca. I'm the only person for
whom that's like cannons myself all the time, and I'm
obsessed with if someone like I don't know, post something
stupid being like are you on Iowa?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, that's genius. Yes, Scream Queen.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
No, literally one of the best shows ever, I guess, yes,
So this is interesting. Ryan Murphy has so many shows.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Have you even heard of Scream Queen?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I remember seeing posters for it while Ariana Grande was
but like really briefly right, yeah, she got killed, she
got kil rp.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Resident Peachrest and Peach Rest and Peaches are like.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
In c Rest and Beach Yeah yeah, yeah, and I
can be.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
But basically where it comes from, as I accidentally said
Resident Peach one time.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
But I remember that one being like it came and
went so quickly that I was like, was that like
a tax breaker? Did people watch it? So? For me?
Watched it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
For me, it did not come and go.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I was like dedicated, awesome, awesome, She gets a pumpkin
spice and she's like, I want it freezing. And then
she's like, I'm you don't even know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
No, no, but we actually have to describe.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yes, we do. There's a barista, hot barista and hot
mail barista. Quirky girl comes in. She's wearing she's wearing
paper boy hat. She's like, he's like, what do you
want obviously, and she's like, I want a Pumpkins spice
latte freezing cold. And then he's like okay, and then
she's like just kidding, like I'm not one of those girls.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right, Yeah, I I've seen this clip like Twitter. And
then he's like named for that and she goes Senorita awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
And he's like turned on. He's like yes, But every time.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
People share that clip, I get upset because I'm like,
it's satire.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's like they know satirizing, just like the tone. It's
like a campy tone of the show. It's not like
they think it's good writing for her, like yeah, And
I get because I'm like, oh, so you think you're
better than this show.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You're not.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
You're not. You wish you could write Senoray to Austin, we.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
See the clips and you're in the comments. Yeah, like
actually this is out Literally I don't like it. Yeah,
you like, oh my god, wow, you go back and
watch it.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
You know that Showoween show gave us Glen Powell, by
the way, what he was the frap ro in that show.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, that's scary and.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Him and Nick Jonas had like a bromance.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
What Yeah, And you're sitting here just like this.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Is we're doing the Cerulian monologue at you. So you
think you think.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
You discovered Glen Powell?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (12:36):
And it was solon Wan, wasn't it who put Glen
Powell in Scream Queen's unbelievable. I think it's sometimes so
sad that you can't just have like a career where
you're prestigious the whole way through. Wait, I love that.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Actually I wish.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I wish you want to have it. I would love
to just be prestigious the whole way through. You're never
in anything that Yeah, like no, I didn't do that
Guy Coo commercial Like oh well that's different, like or
like like yeah, I wasn't in like I don't know,
the New Degrassi or something like as like stupid Teacher.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
But I would love.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
To book super Teacher in the new Degrass. Oh, I'll be,
I'll get stupid, I'll be I'll be the model model
turn teacher model. One time, a season eight contestant of
American's Sex Time Model, I met her and I was like, oh,
She's like, I'm a model, and I was like, oh awesome.
I was like I wish I was a model. And
she looks me in my eyes and goes, there's plus

(13:27):
size modeling first time, and I said collocked. I was
so shaken. I was like, oh my god. Walked away.
She's like, there's plus size modeling and I was like,
you kind of still called me beautiful about like you
did say like you'll never be normal, like it was
the craziest time in my life.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well also she like called you stupid.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Well I would say that's the more offensive part. It's like,
so you've never heard of me, like Sodel.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Maybe you've never heard of this.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
So you're just like sitting at home like model, but
have never looked into Like.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Where do you think toward Like they need people showing
off their skulls. You guys know what torts.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
No, I'm assuming a plus sized clothing.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Is what like the only option I had in high school,
And like you walk into everything would be like kind
of cute and you be like, oh, this is actually
a cute dress. Turn around skull and crossbones in diamonds. Yeah,
that's classic all the time. You're like, hello tourret. I
mean they were there for me when I needed them,
but now it's like they can rot.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
My mom once bought a jacket of some sort that
had like a diamond skull and crossbows. And my mom,
if I mean Sam has met her, she's that's not
her style.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
No.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
But it's like sometimes brands are able to convince, you know,
women over sixty that certain things are normal that aren't
and they and they're like actually kind of anxious about
being on top of trends and stuff. And suddenly they'll
show up and something and you're like, oh.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Oh, my mom goes full stolen crossbrows. Yeah, she but
it does kind of matter her personality, Okay, but it
is like it's like I'm like, wow, you're bold, Like
go off, you're young.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You're you're over sixty, but you're young.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
If you guys, you look amazed. You look amazing you know,
there's actually old models.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
There's fine old models. You should get into it, Like,
think about it.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
What do you think about models?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, I'm waiting for someone to ask me this for years, Like.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Because here's what I mean by this.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
They welcome to New York. Yeah, first of all, welcome
to week.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, tell me about it.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Oh my god, I.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Just call it pre teacher Week.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
I'm just going to all the children. I'm like, Yeah,
they're in a classroom.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
You're pretty, now, sweetheart?

Speaker 1 (15:40):
What looks so pretty standing in front of the chalkboard?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
And the thing is they will don't look amazing. You
won't know what they're talking about, but you love a.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Little pencil skirt whipping the thing the she's like is what.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I don't know. I can't figure it out, like trying to.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
The reason I'm asking is because I feel like there's
this tendency to interpret the idea of a model so literally,
as though they are a model of womanhood and everyone
is looking at them and feeling insecure because they are
a model.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, is that real?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Or do they just have a job which is walking
a runway? Like are is the average person?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
You're freaking me more.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Jealous of a professional model or just like the hot
girl at work, Like, like, is the average person waking
up being like, why don't I look like Giselle Bunchkin?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
No, No, I think that that's like and I got
distracted by the Flamingos pretty quickly. Well focus, they're modeling kind.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Of original models.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah, oh my god, I feel like I don't. Yeah,
I think it's like that's where like that's the top
where it starts right. Yeah, it's beauty.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh and then it trickles down. Yes, you know it's
actually a Reagan night. Models are very Reagan. I guess
they trickle down.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I do think the model thing. It's not like, oh
they're perfect, but it's sort of like you just know
when clothes will only look good on them. Totally, that's
a real.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Thing, especially doing doing doing doing New York Fashion during
New York Fashion. Make some of these clothes, I'm going,
who now who? Yeah, it's right out beside someone with
apps like stick.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
That fashion say it. Fashion is lost. There's something about
I've been I've been noticing the difference between like a
fashion sort of your moveatu theories where like some gay
guys go move out to when they reach their thirties
and then they're like they're lost to like reality because
they're trying too hard to be fashioned. But I keep

(17:44):
seeing like people in like like you know, skin tight
like sheer, big big pants and the almost like a ninja,
and you're sort of like, okay, this like you're going
to the grocery store. This isn't like there's not really
a time and place to be fashion in that like
wild sense.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Or a for an for a person that isn't literally
going to like fashion shows.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Like the only place is literally the runway. I see
as soon as it's not the runway, sort of like
what are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (18:14):
So I actually yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I would My only counterpoint would be I actually do
think if you're walking around New York City, like literally
in Nolita, it's fun when you look like you're watching.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Specifically New York, specifically New York City.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
No, that's true, and I'm wondering.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
Like where is no Lda like.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
And look up black Seed, look at black Seed bagels
and then no laita flagship, no Leada flash this Manhattan.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Yeah yeah, it's I'm learning a lot. Yeah, And everyone's
like where do you live? And I'm like you know,
I don't know, and I don't know where you live,
and I don't really care for you to tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and you're just here visiting.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, I'm here for the week.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I just remember that we work together on your show. Yeah,
we wrote the jokes together. It was so fun and
I want sorry you did graduation and big huge bear
and they said, do you want to take this home?
I said no, like, oh.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah, we would do like joke presence, like you can.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Take it, and I was like, I won't be taking this.
And then someone was you can vacuum steal and put
it on the plane, and I said, that is the
craziest thing you've ever said. Yeah, but you.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
You actually have like a real one, like so many
times it was like wet piece of paper. Okay, you
know yeah, Sears was kind of real. So that was different,
different twist. Did you enjoy like being on a comedic
game show and you can be honest, yeah, I won't.
I won't be offended in any direction.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
I'm like the guy I worked with. No, I actually
I did. I think it was like easy and fun
and just like goofy.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I was a little nervous at first, like I got it.
But then, like when I was with those boys who
I both love Jack and Vinnie.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh yeah, yeah yeah goof and Jack? Who wait Martin?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Oh right, isn't like he's more actor? Shout out to
Jack Martin. We loves just like it's kind of like
too much. With Vinnie, I'm like, just pick a lane,
you know.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
It's yeah, I'm like the the perfect little cut. Results
came in and it's positive.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, it's positive, and like it's like you're infecting everybody.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, you know, it's actually you need to stay at
home and.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Mask, stay at home and Mask, stay at home and Mask.
I hit the mic, only.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Are you do you? Are you enjoying being in New York?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I am, I'm exhausted. Yeah, I've been here for two weeks.
I'm like, when will it end?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
So I have, you know, a month and a half.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
What are you even doing? What? How are you feeling
your days?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I'm filling my days with When is this coming out?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
In three weeks? Well?

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I'm also I think I can say, started my own podcast,
which maybe I can't get in the details, but you know,
we'll get into it later.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
And it's produced by black Seaed Bagels and it's.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
And it's called Kitchen Nightmares with Maggie Winares four Black
Seat Bagels.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, the whole season is tracking like your journey of
like kind of fixing what's going on over there. You're like,
I'm taking away the ayahuasca. I'm taking with that time
to figure out what a holy bagel is, because it's
not what was served to me last night.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
You ordered holy bagels.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
This is well.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I ordered a mix, okay, and one of the five
things I ordered was holy eat. But then famously they
didn't bring most of what I ordered, but one of
the things they did remember was the two holy bagels.
So then suddenly a third of what we had.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Don't know why a holy bagel? Like I'm triggered, Like
that's like something my dad would buy. And then you'd
be like I didn't get cream chees like grabbing butter,
and I'd be like, like, I want an onion bagel
with cream cheese onion.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Really, yeah, well, that's fascinating. What is your order? I
do an everything bagel? Usually, Wait, there was something I
wanted to say that I remember now, Oh yeah that
thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
For also, yeah, and y'll tell us what you've been
doing in New York.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But yeah, right now I can't. Yeah, we'll reveal soon.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'll think about what I've been doing.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah, you're great. We're gonna hear about what you make
it good, make a good Oh well, so okay, here's
a I sometimes like actively not being listened about my.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Wants say more.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
This is genius because I'm like, I don't want to
be like solidified in what my tastes are. I want
someone to be like, actually, we only have this and
you have to try it. Can I tell you something?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
What you're describing is the issue with algorithmic recommendation.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Oh. Literally, you're so right. You're so right, Like, we.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Need to actually go into the video store, Oh, they
don't have what we want. But then we go into
like the similar things. We go into the aisle that
has let's say we're horror fans, it has a horror genre.
We're like, oh, I haven't heard of this sort of
like lesser known John Carpenter movie. And yeah, I'll get
a little pack of expired caramel corn.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Sure I'm gonna eat it.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, okay, sorry, I'm not ordering it on Amazon. It's
here in an hour and a half. And someone dies
while delivering it. But at least I get to interact
with a stoned teen at the register on iol.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
That's the reason why the black sat Bagels people are
doing all hiahuasca is because they should be working at Blockbuster.
The Blockbusters have clothes.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh my god. I'm kind of teaching my nephew this
because he's like, I want to watch Paw Patrol and
I go, what if we watch something else? And he
kind of was like, what the hell are you talking about? Yeah,
and then I put on something else. He's throwing a
fit for twenty minutes. Then he starts watching the thing
I put on Ponio and he's going, I'm actually loving this.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Oh, you're literally a teacher.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I'm trying. I'm like, is the perfect.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Thing to show a child because it's like tricking them
into liking quality? Oh sure, you know what I mean exactly, yeah,
because it's not even spirited away.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
It's like you're starting basic like qutie.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yes, we're underwater, QD we're underwater tin effect. Ultimately, yeah,
there's also something like random man in it. I feel
like it's like Matt Damon or something. It's yeah, and
you're like, what is he doing here. No, literally, my
nephew's going, what is Matt Damon to me? You're like,
how do you know?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
It's like Matt Damon. It's a crazy act. How he talks.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
It's a really offensive accent.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Actually no, but I get what you're but I missed going.
We had a place called the Village of Video.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I'm like relaxed just hearing me.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Walk into Village of Video. We're obviously like we're peeking
over at the porn section. We're going, that's crazy over there,
seeing whose dad is in there kicking out. Yeah, I'm like,
I'm picking based on cover. I'm judging a book by
its cover.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
This fully, you know how there's some covers. Here's one
for me. Do you know the cover of House of
Yes with Perker Posey. Yeah, that's like just a classic
cover ice Yes. She's dressed as Jackie oh the pink
Yes whatever suit, and then she's turned around and holding
a gun behind her back and then looking behind her.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Okayny to watch this movie.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
It's really good act.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
I'm on a movie journey this year because I realize
I have yes movies. Because everyone was like, oh, you
watched House the Acid. I'm like, what the hell.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Well, I will say sometimes when you post some of these,
it'll be like The Godfather and you'll be like recommended
by Jason and I'm like, okay, well but you and
you about that.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Right, like well, not knowing plus models exists allegations.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
No, there's some like That's what I'm saying. It's like
there's movies that people are like, well, obviously like you've
seen it.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
I'm no, wait, so tell me more about this. Because
my husband did not grow up in a movie watching family.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yeah, can I say saying husband, this trip in particular
is felt the weirdest of all, well, especially when we're together,
because we were both saying it's it feels like we're
like I feel sometimes like I'm punishing people. No, it's
crazy like we.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Get married in the same year. Yeah, cut the cameras.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Ass.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
But but where as I did grow up in a
movie watching we would like go to the movies on Christmas.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I got to be so you have to be like honest,
like my parents, my brothers all movie people. Really, my
brother like a major movie person. I think maybe I
was like, I'm not going to be part.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Of your culture. What were you doing instead?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
I was watching the same Like I was watching Little
Moride over and over and over.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So you're trying to prevent your nephew from your same fate.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Yeah, or maybe when it was like when I got older,
I just like I don't know, I don't know why
I got lost in the mix. But my sister in law,
my brother, they mentioned movies in a way that like
I'm like, what.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
So, and you're a comedian. Of course some people.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Would say yes, some people would say hard now.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
But it's like are there. It's like, are you a
huge like Will Ferrell fan, like the are their comedy.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, girl watching those movies.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
So that's your canon?

Speaker 3 (26:18):
That was my canon? Yeah, But also like my favorite
movie growing up was that Thing you Do. I'm kind
of going back and now and then you know that one.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah that's like Rosie O Daughters for the Girls Amore.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, So there was movies,
but then I just feel like, yeah, I missed like
a big chunk I just watched.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
I'm similar miss I also do the list I got please.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Because some of them are going, what who's the.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Godfather and what does he to do with me?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
It was good Fellas. I think that's the one you think,
you know, yeah, I probably loved it deeply. Yeah, and
then I just went to yeah, I'm gonna say it,
Louke Coley. I waited two hours again, and the woman
who served us ultimately called the server she was serving.
She was the funniest person. She's She's like, I'm stan Islands,

(27:05):
like she's going for and I'm like, oh, sorry, your talent.
She goes, I'm one hundred percent Irish and my family's obvious.
We're like, we're dying, like we need to come to
res Satatrick's the party. She's like, give me your Instagram,
like crazy, and then she's talking about randomly talking about
good Fellas and I was like, I just watched that,
and she was like, she goes, what you just watched it?
I was like, yeah, sorry, like and then I think

(27:26):
she's not going to come to the party.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Now. Oh that's tough because you're being punished for your honesty.
I know, like, if you would lie to me like
of course I'd seen it before, she'd be at the party, she'd.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Be the party.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
One of the most isolating experiences is watching some something
that's a classic Yeah and wanting to talk to people,
being like, did you know it's so good? And everyone
looks at you like you're an idiot?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yes, oh my god, before Sunset, yes I did that,
like wait last year, and it's the first one.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I think before Sunset is the first one.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
And so I haven't watched the second night, even though
everyone says the old sun I watched, and then before
since the second one, oh yeah yeah yeah, so before Sunrise,
I was like, this movie changed my life and everyone's
kind of.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Like yeah, like yeah, same when I was fourteen.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, but I was liked stupid bitch, Like everyone was
looking at me, stupid bitch. And I'm like waiting to
watch the second one second, like have it. I can
remember it basically, but yeah, everyone was damming me like
get a grip.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Grow up. I know. No, that messed me up when
I watched those and no one else could talk to
me about it.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Oh my god, especially because people are like, yeah, it's amazing,
but they haven't seen it recently, so you can't quote
it to them. They're like, yeah, I sort of remember
them being on a train.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
You're like no, no, no, no, like it's incredible. I honestly
kind of fe li this way about Morgan Show, whereas.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's now over. Sam went closing night.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I went closing night, and and honestly, the next day
at your brunch, I kept trying to be like, so
I saw Morgans Show, and everyone's like, yeah, we saw
it like two weeks ago, Like we actually we didn't
see it at all, And so many people were like,
literally three people at this brunch, which by the way,
had six people total, were like.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, I've been saying I want to see it and
I just never went. And I'm like, you gotta make
some decisions here.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You have to make if you want to see something
and see it. Yeah, yeah, I actually prefer you to
be like I didn't actually want to see it, so
I didn't see it. Yeah that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I you know, there's something about being here for one
week where you're like, I'm going to try to do.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Everything similarly two months. I'm like, I have to fill
my time to you have to fill my cup to
the branch.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
So back to what you're doing in New York College
Blue Collie. Are you are you trying to do a
mix of like food, culture, friends or is there something
specific where you're like, this is what I'm here for.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
I mean, I want to do a lot of stand up.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
In New York, I did a show at the Bellhouse.
If I did seven minutes, famously at the Bellhouse seven minutes,
it was like I was like, damn, I haven't done
that in forever, which is like such a nice refreshing
moment to be like seven minutes. I'll walk out, I'll
walk out and I'll walk back.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Literally seven minutes. I'm like, yeah, I'm like clearing my throat.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
And then the show was that we see and Marty's show.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Okay, okay, girl.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Completely girl. It was so fun. But afterwards there were
so many people that were like, and who are you?
And I loved it and I was like, okay, so
I've worked today. Like people are going and who the
hell are you? Yeah, which is cool because you're like
they liked it because they could have been like, who
the hell are you? Get out of here? Yeah, They're
more like, let me know more. So it's like I
have to do a lot of stand up, but I
also need to watch a lot of shows. I want to.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Take it in.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh, go to stand up shows.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
To standard shows, go to any other any shows.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, yeah, you have a show.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Have you gone to Josh's show?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I got a ticket nice. I wanted to see it,
so I'm going to see it.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
Wow, And that's why you'll get ahead and a lot
of our friends won't.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
And I also to wait for who show Julio's show,
even though there.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Was a show.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Okay, oh yes, he it just started.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I'm gonna go where is it?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
It is at It's and I believe it's affordable.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I'm but we're both millionaires by way.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah, we're both millionaires. I haven't actually looked at a
price in years.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
No. Same, I'm yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Even when I see a price, I cover it because
I'm like, that's ghost.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, I'm actually I'll pay more.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
And whenever it's tacky for double.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
The way New York City, I'm like, everything's ten million dollars.
That's fine for me personally.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, no, I prefer it yeah that way, because it's like,
I feel I'm getting back to the community.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm investing.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
You know what's sick and twisted? Please? This is this
is we're being This is horrible to say on a microphone.
I'm like, LA is more expensive. I kind of agree,
and so being here, I'm like, oh, thank god affordability's back.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
No, I still am shocked by how expensive everything is
in New York. And because Matthew grew up in New York,
he just doesn't see it as much. Yeah, And sometimes
I'm like, I'm like, Okay, we will ultimately pay for
whatever this is, but I do need you to be
shocked by it, like yeah, because I'm always like and
he's like, yeah, what did you expect?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
This is where we live. And I'm like, yeah, but
can you at least be like a little taken aback
by it? Give us the show. It's like, I don't
know anything different, Like I grew up.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
This is my life overpaying.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yes, yeah. Whereas Chicago, I'm in Heaven of course.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Oh that's I'm from there. Even the rent here, I'm like,
for you guys have a sickness of You're like, this
amazing apartment is so cheap. I go to it. It's slanted.
It's slanted, legal walk all the way up. Yeah, there's
no fridge. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And I'm like, what if something is not slanted, that's
like a perk.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
I would list that on the street. Easy slanted.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
I'm almost like, oh, that's like an exposed brick. I'm like, yeah,
there's charm here.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
You guys are sick. Can we get a doctor on
the bottom and we need a doctor.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
In New York?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
No, we need to be prescribed ayahuasca.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Oh okay, I'm going to start a second show called
Ayahuasca with mag I've never done it, but I.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Mean neither, but I'm like, should I should we?

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I think we should. Let's do it on air. Puke,
which was is not ideal, but then I think after
that you're chilling.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I think you like puke and then you're like, oh god,
that's what I'm supposed to do with my life.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Oh I have Oh my god. I was thinking it
was more like, oh I have to get milk.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Like yeah, yeah, I think it would be like, oh,
my favorite color is red.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Like without to figure out, I know, I would love
to meet someone who talks about figuring out everything because
of drugs and then seems not crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I fully agree. That is like the big concern the
white ways is I'm like, you think you figured it out,
but from the outside looking at you, you're so annoying.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
It's a white woman with drags who's like you have
to do, and you're like, I don't want anything that
you're doing.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Or worse, it's a white man who works as a
software engineer, and.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
It's sort of like that's actually even more.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
He's like, I could feel a lot of trauma like
here in my lower Yeah, and I still it's there
and I still.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Feel like lower, do you feel it in your lower?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Where's your lower? My lower?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Actually switch with my uproar now I feel.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
How's your lower? It's like we're getting married.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
An amazing pickup line. How's your lower? How's your lower?
You know what?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Like, how's your lower? What's the problem?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
First segment? I have one more thing to say while
we're on the subject of New York. Okay, I keep
doing this thing where I keep forgetting been at the
appropriate time, and then five minutes later I'm like, right,
I remember now, speaking of slices of floors, speaking of
apartments being bad. I've been gone for long enough that
when I went to the first party in an apartment
on Friday night, I was like, oh my god, HBO's girls.

(34:14):
Like I was literally like, I was like, oh, so
this party is like Brooklyn themed, Like I was like,
I miss I remember this like it was really wild
to be Like, there's that feeling you get when you
go into an apartment for a party and you're like,
this is really something, the.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Way that you're invited to two parties. When you said that,
I go, I was. I was searching high and low
on Friday night. I was, I was messaging everyone.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I ever, Well, there is no happening which we touch
on often and have never done a deep Davon, which
is like gay guys are segregating more and more.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
I do have to say, and I'm not going to
name any names, but I did have a gay guy
friend here who was like, I met my first guy
who goes, I just don't like women. And I said,
that's awesome that he's saying. I go, does he like
any divas?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Though?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
And he goes, his favorite diva is is Nadel?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Right?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
And I said, well that adds so much sense. Yeah,
I hope I never meet this person. Is that crazy?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah? Well, if you do meet him, he will not
see you.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
So that's why I'd be like.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Huh no, there's some regression happening. What the well, I
will say I did compromise on my beliefs a little
bit for the first party because.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Everyone that actually saw that, yeah, no everyone.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
It was a very mixed crowd gender and sexuality, but
everyone was at least like ten years younger than me.
And I was sort of like like I was brought
there by a dear friend and I said, oh, you
think we might actually have to leave because I'm feeling elderly.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh this was not Charlie's.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
No Charlie's. Everyone was age appropriate. Ahead.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
I would do a bar recently where I walked up
and the bouncer was going, no more fake ideas, guys,
and I said, I will not be going into this
bar and I went right to my hotel.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Damn crazy, No more? Where were you?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
How many were you accepted?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Nashville? Okay, no more?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Like he's like, I'll take three to four, but then
no more after that.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
That is crazy.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, a bar called guess what it was called underage
teens Losers.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Okay, well that's fun, I know, but losers.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah it's called. And then it's next to a bar
called Winners. Not winters, I wish, But wait, are they
in cahoots?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I think so I'm going to say something so offensive. Yeah,
that level of whimsy I would not expect a Nashville. Sorry,
I know, I think, which I like and I love that.
But it's like that thing where even these cities that
are like you would think aren't getting whimsical. They're still
influenced by like millennial culture, like tech culture. Like even

(36:34):
they are like now like the people that were blurdcore
are like able to buy a bar.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I we you know what it reminds me of in
Gone Girl. You know what I'm gonna say. No, Well,
in Gone Girls.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
The movie, the bar that.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Ben affleck o his sister is called the Bar, And
there's in the book which I've rode, they like describe
it as like he's like, yo, it's like, is a
hipster thing that we named at the bar? Like it's
like he's like rolling his eyes, being like and yeah,
we did the hipster thing of naming it something self referential.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
It's like, Okay, well that's actually not that good of
a name. No, it's really like Winters and Losers is
much better than the Bar.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Yeah, I just wish there was. It wasn't like preteens
in there, right, No, I for sure enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah that's tough.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, I really am feeling my age in the city,
which is twenty two.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Well, this is a thank you for saying yes, because
I've been feeling decrepit.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I will say LA has its issues, but one issue
they don't have is you actually are allowed to be
in your mid thirties there whereas a New York man
as a man of course, yes, sorry, in New York,
I'm for you. It would be a whole other.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Women that are not accepted in the city.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I keep meeting people, like everyone I meet in Eli,
They're like, oh, yeah, I'm thirty seven. I'm like, oh cool, Yes,
everyone I meet here's like twenty eight. Yeah, like wait
wait wait, but I'm meeting you.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Yeah, crazy, so twenty Because I'm on tour right now
with Connor Wood Fibula and he all it's all girls
in their twenties on that our go to the shows
and afterwards they'll be like, you're twenty eight right to me,
And I'm like, I'm thirty five, and they go like,
so you're twenty eight, Like they can take They're like no, no, no,
you're twenty eight. I go great, yeah, that's fine, sure,
write it down whatever you want. Even thirty five to them,

(38:11):
they go like, you should be home baby, husband, home baby.
You're doing comedy. That's not you should.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Be writing for office as a Republican in Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Like?

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Oh, right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Sorry, sorry, should we do for a second?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Oh sorry, yeah we should.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
No, don't thank you for apologizing by because we were like shot.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Okay, So our first segments called straight shooters, and in
this segment, we're going to ask you a series of
rapid fire questions. It's basically this thing or this other thing.
And the only rule is you can't ask any follow
up questions or you will we will scream at you.
Yes pretty much. Okay, I'm trying to find mine. Okay,
I can go first. Yes, muffin top or bagel.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Bottom, bagel bottom.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Pink pantheress or blues clues, blues clues Ford f one fifteen.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I'm sorry, I'm picking the straight things and.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
That's a question Ford f one fifty. Or Lordy, lordy,
Mommy's turning forty, lordy, lord Vanna White or orphan black.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Oh, Vana white, chapstick or chap equittic.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Ooh, that's right.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Good.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Everybody hurts, everybody poops, or everybody loves Raymond.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Oh everybody loves Raymond.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Having brunch with the girls, or having a hunch. Those
aren't pearls.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Having a hunch, those aren't pearls.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh the performance inside Amy Schumer, or confide in me,
what's the rumor?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Confide in me?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Wow? Wow, Okay, that was amazing.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
That was really good.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
I'm was I I don't know what I was answering.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Well, yea.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
The thing is, I'm like, obviously you did ask a question,
which is a point deduction, but then afterwards you stepped
it up in such an immense way. I agree where
I'm like, it actually balanced out the asking of a question.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I was really blown away by that.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
And if anyone isn't watching, if anyone isn't watching on video,
like there was face acting happening.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I'm available at a book and I keep saying that.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, New York based for now, for now mid November.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Until mid November. But I'll go anywhere. I'll go. Toronto
scared people are like, do you haven't me you scared
or scared Toronto? I am scared of Toronto.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Sorry, that's the only place I'm not afraid of.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Yeah, no, same, really I've been there, but no, I
haven't been there.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You've been in Montreal.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I've been to Montreal and Vancouver. Okay, oh Van Gooovy.
I went to and I'm gonna hate to say, this
is the Aerostore.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Oh, I know, it's funny. Oh no, I don't care
about Airstore, but I sorry, yeah, it's funny. I don't
care about.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
What I was going to say is I actually almost
went there for the Renaissance tour, and for a second
I thought the Aerostore was a Renaissance tour, and so
I was going to relate to you. But it's actually
completely for sure, and they are different women. People confuse
them all the time.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
A billionaires, which is awesome.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
That is awesome. Yeah, both. Is Beyonce a billionaire? Yes?
All right, well we're not going to affect check that.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, but I have seen multiple tiktoks that are like,
she's ethical billionaire, which I would go absolutely like, I actually.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Agree.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Yeah, ever anyone thinks I agree, Yeah, I fully agree.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, whatever you say, no matter what.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Someone's gonna comment something horrible, but you agree with this.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
And I'll say pretty much.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
So we rate each guest's performance on a scale of
zero to one thousand.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
What are you crying? You like something to where you're like,
I can't do this.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
You flow your pace away, you know, because I'm like them,
I'm like, in order from in order for us to
have a proper conversation about whether or not Beyonce is
an ethical bitllionaire, we would have to be like in
a different studio, I have different just being a completely
different would have.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Had it not go to state school. And that's not.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
It's just like I can't yeh, there just isn't the
time or the space. I would need fifteen more of
these coffees, I would.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I would need to not be here.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
No, we'd need ayahuasca. We need multiply ahuasca trips. Just
as a baseline. Oh yeah, answer, I need to get milk.
I need to go to Vancouver to get milk.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
So basically we we rate you want a skill zero
one thousand doves based on the Lady Gaga song that
not many people know but some.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Song one thousand doves, right.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
And I really think that was amazing. I think I
think eight seventy. I agree, Thank.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
You guys so much.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
That was really good. Bagging you really earned. Oh wow,
that'd be amazing because like, wow, please don't ever come
back like she's wear.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Have you run studio?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Sorry? Yeah? Yeah? Wait what this is so different? What? Sorry?
I feel like like a new batch of slang has
just dropped. You know, this is so irrelevant, like.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
You just got shot.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
You're like, I'm apologizing for being random because it's like.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Senior awesome, I'm trying to tell.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
So I feel like a new batch of slang has
dropped in a way that is like it feels I'm
feeling a bit conspiratorial about it because it feels like
it's not just like oh, one new word is flowing around,
So what are we What are you thinking specifically? So
I'm thinking like chopped and oh yeah, I love chopped, And.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I don't know what. Uncas was like, older, yeah you're
un TikTok about. I was like he's a teacher, and
he was like I've been told I'm chopped in unk, so.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Okay, so okay. And there's a few other ones that
I've noticed like being thrown around where I'm sort of
like I'm not even comfortable saying them out loud because
I'm sort of like I could have been hearing them
wrong and I was pretending like I knew already. Yeah,
So I was just like totally and because us saying
ya in sort of a you know, post ironic way,
maybe be like wait, wait wait, you know how that's
like a historical text now. But I'm I think something's wrong.

(44:09):
I think I think the government has put out seven
new words to differentiate who is young and who is old.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
Yeah, and I'm still saying sleigh. So it's like it's
over for me in a big way. Like I'm in
the comments on Sleigh and everyone's like, please, please please,
you're it, and I got that's fine, you're chopped on
and I.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Again, no, you're right.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Do you think the government's doing it? I think it's
the government from the government.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
M Pete Buddha Judge, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
God, it's Pete Buddhajud and Chastin.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Chastin definitely helped, Like you did improv. Pete would come
home and.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I'm saying it live on air.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
He did.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
He didn't, folks, he did improv with Meg's alter took
an improv I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
No, no, yeah, no, I think Pete was coming home
and he's like, I'm just really stressed, babe, Like I
have to come up with like seven new words and
like I don't know what chopping onions Justin's like chuck
chopped your uncle called chopped it off.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Pull the ship the way that young people are listening
to us and going these people should.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Be Noah, and to be clear, we agree to be clearly.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
That's one of the opinions we agree with. By the way,
because you.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Can't say KMS, so I'm like, I can say, like,
just put me to death.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I actually, yeah, not KMS, just KM kill.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Me, kill me. Yeah, So I don't My family can't
be like she made the decisions like someone.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Else made it. This is like the locks, same going
back to locks, because you're making a decision for me.
I can't order locks for myself because I know I
don't like them, but if someone else orders them for me,
I get to eat them and have an experience.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
I just did this with Sondel North, which is that
burrito place. Oh, and everyone's like you have to get
the beat and she's burrito. I don't like beans, but
I'm going.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
You don't like means period. I know, Okay, we can't
obviously it's something you've talked about it.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
I'll just go off, and I know it's it's but
I was like, I'll try it looks really good. I'd
take one bay to go. I don't like beings. This
is crazy, I door dash, you know, I spent forty
dollars on this.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Yeah, that's just actually how I feel about radishes. Which
people and but hey with radish. You love radishes, I
mean everyone does. I'm like, what is this? What am
I being offered here? Like, what is the point of this?

Speaker 3 (46:21):
In the French way? Have you had it with butter
and salt?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Sorry, never mind, I know it's so, it's so really no,
it's so I And that's how I know. I'm like,
not one note. You know, It's like true, I have
all my personality traits and I don't like radishes. There's
depth there, there's depth.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Yeah, there's a lot of doubt.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Wait, I want to talk about the word thing I
think we need.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
The pace of trends has just been ratcheted up so
much that there's no time for them to marinate.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Yeah, it very quickly becomes ironic, like the slighification. Yes,
happens like within three days.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
And I would even say some of them are good
enough to stand the test of time, but there's just
no time to process, which, like.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I actually like chopped.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
I could see chopped in a different era, Chopped could
become than you groovy, you know, which really like is groovy?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Was? I mean? Right? Yeah? But I mean like just
terms of a term, like in terms, I don't mean
like I'm this part is chopped, but like I think
it has potential, but just because of the way things are,
it's going to be overused so fast then within a
week you'll be stupid if you say chopped. Well, there's
no sincerity in any of it anymore. There's always an

(47:36):
ironic distance, and it's it makes it difficult to cling
to I know.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I'm almost like, so we need to go back to adulting,
Like we need to go back.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
I mean, unfortunately, all roads do lead to going back.
All roads lead to going back to adulting. Yeah. One
of my favorite things, you're right, awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
One of my favorite things is how Bill Maher called
his stand up special two years ago hashtag adulting and
the and the reason is because he had just learned
the term adulting, and his take on it was like,
can you believe these fucking kids they're doing They're going
to the store and they're saying it's adulting.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
It's like, so you missed five rounds of conversation about
this and think you invented criticizing the term adulting. It's
so iconic. I mean for his pot club random also, well,
that's amazing. It's such a one two punch. He's amazing.
It's really like this is something to be studied.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
No, he's like he's the Da Vinci of not getting
the point. It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
A restaurant and where I'm from in Chicago opened up
like six months ago hashtag.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Hashtag wait time upsessed.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
They had an it's I don't even want to say
the full name, but it's like hashtag the street they're on,
and I was like.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Oh, I thought it was just called which would be
Barry the Bar.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Yeah, No, it's I'm like like nobody thought to like
be like, don't do that.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, And I'm like I just feel like I can't
even there. I would just be sitting in there like please,
please please, I'm chopped and on this crazy.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Hi, sorry I'm chopped and on. Do you guys have
the special? You know there is something? The only way
I could forgive them is if it was sort of
an ironic twenty fifteen bar, like where if everything was
the style of twenty fifteen, Yeah, that could be kind
of interesting. Well, it's they were doing it.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Like where the neighborhood I was from, Like they don't
have that. Oh it's not that kind of ibe. Sure, sure,
it's more like yeah, like they're being dead serious.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
They're like this is awesome, awesome, Like this is awesome sauce.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Oh my god, they probably have the money. It's like,
order awesome sauce like it's delicious.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Can I ask something though? At this point? What would
you name a new establishment?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Like if I had a name a restaurant, yeah, bar, Yeah,
I'm probably going like something in the family.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
I'm going Sam's Bar.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Okay, all right, so obviously yes, I'm doing a French
wine bar called Margarite because that's my real name.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh that's really good. Okay. So here's I'm going to
add one limitation. Please no names? Oh look.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Because that' obviously the name is is the timeless thing.
Yeah okay, but it's like, because here's the thing. You
can't do roam like r O a M. Because that
feels very early artisanal.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
You know what I mean, my dad had two restaurants
or one restaurant. It was two different names. One was
Willie's Dining and Dance and it's also the bigger. One
was Waltzing Matilda does Wow, And the it was a
it was a kangaroo like boxing Walten Matil does. Oh
is that crazy?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
That is crazy?

Speaker 3 (50:34):
But that's also a name.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Still, yeah, I can't it's really hard to think.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
That's what a liquor licquor. He also had a liquor place,
which is also.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Called like a bar or like liquor store.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Liquor store, a liquor place that I really couldn't think
of it called good spirits.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Oh, that's good. That's last sick.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
So I'm not answering your question at all. I'm kind
of like avoiding it.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
No, but I but this is a good and I
want everyone to write it and it's like.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Yeah, right end place because I'm sort of.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Like, how do you go not overly artisanal, not corny,
not meme meme internet reference.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
One word feels good to me.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
One word feels good. I mean I do kind of
like a like like one description like the shaky blank
or like that can kind of be fun. The shaky
blank like yeah, no, I say we're saying shaky blank
like the spot like the spotted pig, like yeah yeah,
Like I like something like that that can feel kind
of classic. This is what I'm about say.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Is not my final answer, but I'm like the direction
of like the upstairs like something along that's good.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Okay, what about this the Stinky Girl the.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Way I'm not going there because everyone's gonna go you're stinky.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
That's actually crazy. We're beating at the Stinky Girl?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Or is it bars?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I mean pretzels?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I like that. Okay, I could do Stinky Girl for
a bar.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
And they have to have like stinky girled beard cheeks.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
But it was the Stinky Girl. But it was like
a really fancy French restaurant.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Oh my god, like I'll have to escargo. I cannot
get into the Stinky Girl. I'm on an open table
every day.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I mean, the I can see like the restaurant review
being like so positive. I mean, like the Stinky Girl,
that stink will stay with you despite its name.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Wait, what about this halfway?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I know I'm not being able to get in there.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
You know what halfway is? Halfway is like someone's having
their birthday party there Saturday afternoon, and you're gonna be
like it's like kind of far, but you're like, it
is really nice once we get there.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Oh my god, stripe not even stripes, stripes.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Now why And it's like, I've never actually gone through
a breakup, but I want to name my bar breakup.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh I like that maybe really good, really called breakup. Yeah,
that's genius, that's really thank you guys speaking of we
actually do need to get into our topic we've.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Been speaking of. We do want to break up with
you right now live on Cara.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
So this has been fun, amazing. We don't see us
moving forward.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
But oh I thought, okay, yeah, yeah, this was an.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Audition, but we've booked, like we've booked a flight back
to Chicago.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Yeah, everyone in your work up together you have to go.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah. So okay, that makes it because before we were like,
who is she? Who is she? And then we were like, okay,
we get it.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
We're not like, you know, yeah, she's chopped and on.
I've said it so many times, like it's over for me.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
So stupid, it's so stupid.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
They can't I can't.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I can't hate. Like sometimes I accidentally say I can't,
and it's.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Like, you know what I do that I hate? Or
I go like like if you say like something silly,
like say you say chopped on and I think that's
so funny, I go, not chopped in on? H my god, No,
I hate doing that and I do it all the time.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
No, I do that too. Okay, so I'm doing that too.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Not me doing that too. Wait, we were going to
do the topic, yeah, okay, and I thought there was
a eating establishment. There would have been an amazing transition
because we were talking about bars and restaurants, but we
blew it because we had an amazing riff about I
blew myself arrest development.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
It's my favorite shoe back.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
It is so funny.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
It's kind of annoying how funny it is. I'm going, okay,
so you think you're better than me, You think you're
better than may think. I can't even book the show.
It's done.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
It's done.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Someone recommends, sorry, we will get into the topic. Someone
recommended a book to me. They're like, it's coming out soon,
but I got an advanced copy. I think you'd really
like it. I clicked the link.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Okay. The first sentence of this book. I don't remember
the characters that.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Maggie is a is a thirty four year old TV writer.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Who is consumed by professional jealousy. Period and then it
keeps going and I'm like, no, no, no, no, you
think I would like I am not reading that. I'm
not reading a whole novel about that. No, absolutely not,
thank you anyway. Co On, So, Maggie, what is your
straight topic today? What is straight about it?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I'm going with Burger King Burger King because I was thinking,
like any place that's like, yeah, we have the whopper,
like we're just simple guys. We're just wopper guys. Like
it's fine chicken fries, like we want our protein, but
where like we want the fry, so we're going to
make them chicken fry, you know, like we got pie,
but it's like kind of fucked up.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I'm interested in the differentiation between Burger King and McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yes, because we have done McDonald's as a straight topic,
and we've done We've done blizzards, which are from where
dairy queen. So there's been a few. The one thing
everyone agrees on is a Chick fil a is gay,
So we don't even.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Need to Andy McDonald's to me, can like lean bisexual
because like shearem actually honey, or like right now, do
you see the mcwonderly shake one of the scariest things
I've ever seen, blue shake, pink whipped cream. Okay, okay,
what's going on? Transgender? That's amazing, Like.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
They took a stand.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
What's going on? Transgender? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Transgend?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Burgering to me just always like and like they do
you know, like they have the impossible burger, which to
me is like a strike. I mean, like my wife's vegetarian.
I don't know, I cook her, but like a little
meatless thing, like yeah, it's a straight guy specifically, I
mean it's the king. Yeah, it's the king, like a
burger king, and he's just but it's not like there's

(56:33):
no frills, Like they're not they're not even trying to
be McDonald's. Like they're really like we're just doing like
we're in the airport, like we know you're really not
coming here, but like we don't care, like we're here
when you need us.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Burger King is so like sort of the straight guy
sort of in the post me too world, being like
you probably don't want me to here.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yeah, yes, it would have been like.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
There's and even the king of it is ironical most
or it's not ironic. It's almost like defeatist. It's like yeah,
like it's a crown, but it is made of paper.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
I do feel like Burgking has made itself smaller and
in a way that like I'm kind of confused by
and I'm interested in, like psychologically what's going on over there,
because I remember, like when I was in high school,
like Burger King was like up there, like I sort.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Of respected there was birthday parties there.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
There was birthday parties there high school, but it was
like birthday party was not my graduation event, but it
had like a as positive of a reputation as McDonald's
and at least in my culture. And I was like,
I'm and now it's like fully below it's like much

(57:46):
lower tires.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
So it's actually it's not that it's straight in the
sense that it's the norm, like a hegemonic norm, and
it's like the King. It's that it's straight in like
a heteropessimist way. It's like it's it's like it's like
a I that's like, I mean, it's exactly what you
were saying it's like a guy that's like, what is
my role anymore? Like so I'm not allowed to be

(58:08):
I'm not allowed to hit on anyone at work.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Yeah, it's a working class guys. Yes, I don't know.
I'm just eating the whopper. It's not a big deal.
Like yeah, because mcdonald' due to me has become such
a like like I get the fries and I get
the die Coke like it's girl time.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Like yeah, it's kind of having a ski and a
huge Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Actually it's so true, like there is something about McDonald's
also that the iconography of it is so fun. The clown.
It's like, okay, sorry, but we have King yeah and Jester. Yes,
so Burger King is the king. McDonald's is a gesture
straight and truth. Yeah, he's the only person who can
speak to And McDonald's a whole cast of characters that's

(58:46):
very like community oriented.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
M oh my god, and I'm not I didn't even plan.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
This, damn. Maggie's wearing a shirt with grim Miss.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Is that his name grim Miss with a and it
is of a knife and he's on a skateboard.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Okay, and it says Gucci.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Just just so everyone gets it.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
So just again like if anyone's and we're not joking
about any of this, it says Gucci, you would think
that was like it's as Gucci. And then there's Grimace
on a skateboard holding a knife.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Derek Ederman, This actually is.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Very much like Ironic Tea in the Indies era, You
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (59:20):
For sure, the people people, the people people on the street,
like I feel like they look there like.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
What the hell.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
I guarantee you they think it's like fashion, a fashion thing. No,
I No, I don't think they think it's real Gucci.
I think they think it's like collab. Yeah, like a
like a streetwear collab.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Yeah, awesome. And I hope people think that in New
York because.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
There's well, there's something about being in New York where
if like people will assume up like they're almost like, oh,
I don't get that. It must be really high.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
That's awesomes the world to me, because I'm nervous people
are like, what the hell is she knowing?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
No, I actually genuinely think you look very cool. And
I think your shoes also, like it just is all
adding up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I'm gonna bawl my eyes out. First of all. I
was like, I have to wear my hookahs because the
walking is just I walked here, Yeah, I walked here NonStop.
And I was wearing like my cool boots the other
day boots and the house and it was just like, oh,
I was like, these hurt I'm walking so much of
the hurts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I'm surprised. We'll get back to working, of course, but
I'm surprised.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
And they don't mind. They're sitting there waiting, They're waiting patiently.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Yeah, we'll be back to bright for the break sy.
I think I'm surprised there's so much of a difference
from Chicago to New York. To be honest, because I
feel like you're on your feet all the time in
Chicago as well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I am, I am, but to be honest and open
and real and raw, I was living with my parents
for the last six months and not it's not the
suburbs yet, but it's like a suburb feels okay, So
like your what part is it Beverly on the far
south side?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
And while you're like you do walk like you're not,
it's not doing it like here the trains. What what
I've learned is like we have trains in Chicago, but
they kind of gave up, Like me and my dad
are talking, like they went north, they went a little
bit south, they went a little and then they were like,
we're done here. You can get anywhere. They're like, eh,
like you can get some places.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Yeah, They're like, I hope you want to go straight
to center of town.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
And it's obviously like there's a lot of like history
behind why and racism and that's on and that's the
other podcast we would do, and I would.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
And start from the beginning, and I want to know
the history.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Yes, right, right right, But it's yeah, it's just like
you can't really just like bop around like you can here.
If you're living in the on the North Side, you're
bopping in a way that's different from like but where
I was living, Like you're going to hashtag ninety fifth Street,
I'll see it in and that's not it. But I
just feel like I'm like definitely doing more here, which
is good, which is good. Yeah, yeah, I'm not complaint.

(01:01:50):
Please please, I'm glad to be here. I'm sure you
love Please, We'll stop crying. I'm like, what do you want?

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Okay, So Burger King yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Burger King.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Do they have signature drinks? Yeah? What's their signature?

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
They just have pop really, see that's all like they
I don't think they have a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Sing so don't write in we don't care if they do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Someone's like, we don't care. The chicken fries is pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Chicken fries a signature.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Wait, so what is chicken fries?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
It's a fry, but it's just chicken, a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Fried chicken stick. Oh, and they give them in a
pack like they would fries.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
See this is interesting because it's like I don't want that.
I actually want chicken nuggets or chicken fingers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Is a chicken nugget?

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
No, I'm sure they do, But I'm like, why would
you then want them in a fry shape? Like chicken
nuggets are the perfect shape. You can't eat chicken nuggets
on the go, get real, get real.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
You can smoke a cigarette.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I think they do it because can you get it
like with the combo, like you can get like the
burger and the chicken fries.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
You want to go protein mode?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
I think that is what they're offering.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Right, It's like we need to go there, and should
we leave and go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
There, leave and go there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Also, they have like the chicken sandwiches that are long. Oh,
they're like this long.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Oh. So they do things a little bit different.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Yeah, but in a way that's like uninspired.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
What we had a long chicken sandwich?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Okay, so what this is a guy being.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
Like, I don't know, the chicken sandwich is long?

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
Okay, so I know what it is. The things that
Burger King has are decided by like a round table
of sort of mid tier advertising execs that don't that
aren't like ambitious in the gay way, Like they're not
trying to win an advertising award. They're just like clocking in,
clocking out. They are company men. They've been there forever.

(01:03:37):
They're not bad people. They just like are doing the
a medium job and they're getting by and they're providing
for their families, whereas I think at McDonald's every time
it's time for you happy meal, they're like, let's fucking
go ye, like let's like knock this out of the park, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
And then one of the big things where we haven't
talked about is like their whole thing is like flame girled,
which is like so oh, yes, like they put the
burger through the thing and the flame, you know what
I'm talking about. And they're always like, we're flame grilled.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
It's like, okay, you know, I've seen that like word
a million times, but I had never actually realized it
was like so literal. Yeah, they're literally putting it through fire. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Yeah, you're flamed in your grilled. That could be.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Justin Justin Tepe flamed and grilled. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Wait, so chopped flamed, grilled.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Burger king.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Honey you might if you're an unk who's chopped, flamed
and grilled, honey, you might be a burger king.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Flame grilled reminds me of the I'm sorry, but classic
Ellen de generous joke about plain food about plain food,
where she's talking about how they have the grill. Yeah,
and she's like, so they expect us to believe there's
someone in front of the plane being like all right,
another one for you know, table two, or like grilling
grill like chicken on the plane.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
It's like, that's hilarious. Yeah, bring her back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Ellen, do you really?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I love Ellen's early stand up and I think it
was very influential and I sort of am like It
bums me out where we are.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Why is every photo for now like her looking so
sadly at a camera with like like, I'm like what,
like just because money and fame ruins your life and
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
For no, and I'm I think six more months for me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
I'm like, oh that's soon. I was thinking six years.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I'm waiting on a big payment. I just need three
million dollars. Oh, this is your new thing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
You three dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Yeah, And it was two million, but with implation.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
You need three Yeah, I need three because there's someone
like in the world who could just give that to
you and like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Isn't that crazy? Well, and it would actually be a
tax trite off for them. They would end up with
more money at the end of the financial quarter.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Like I literally, if you're listening and you have an
extra three million, I would take it off your hands
and I would be so good with it. Like then
I'd be done and I still like me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
But yeah, and I got to be clear, like I'll
take three thousand, like no worries at all. I don't
want me please at Maggie Winners, someone does it, someone
that sends me three dollars that would mean.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
The world to me, No, I want three million or nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Actually, don't. This is actually crazy to ask for money
online three million. I started to go, yours is yours
is normal. Mine's crazy. It's like more attainable. Yeah yeah,
I started to go my million for three thousand dollars,
just like, oh, I'm just looking for money.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Yeah, let me tell it's not like for a specific
now you're just like, I don't know, I'm running low
on funds.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
It's my big account. I didn't like what I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
I did not like what I saw. That number was
not making me happy. Happy meal, happy meal. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Does Burging have a kid's meal?

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
I'm they do. What do they call it? Well?

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
See, And I just want to say the fact that
we don't know, and I'm sure they do have specialty drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
I'm sure they do have a kid's meal. There's no
way they don't have a specialty drink.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
But it's like the fact that we don't know means
it hasn't made an impact because they're just like the last.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Good thing frozen stuff they have, like a frozen coke,
don't they oh like making much so hard? No, I
think they have frozen coke.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I would believe you. I mean, how frozen are we
talking here? It's like a popsicle? Oh, oh, slushy okay,
so frozen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I'm sorry, but it's like because I'm like, so it's
not a slushy, Like it's just a solid coat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Made you go so straight, You're like, and how frozen?

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
That was alarmist? That was I mean the fact that
if I were I heard that, I'd be like, the
fact that you don't trust me to have a frozen
that is consumable is really alarming.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Yeah, that is yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Oh so okay, it's I think it's funny. So what's
straight about it is, in fact, the forgettability. Yeah, and
the lack of branding. And I actually think that's maybe
what's insidiou about it too. It's like it is still
everywhere in this country.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Everywhere my college, it's like asbestos. It was pronounced that
mostly asbestos.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
Asbestos.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Well that's that's how I say it in the Midwest,
but that could be wrong because I say aunt and
everyone's like it's old.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I go back and forth because I and Virginia, so
I like go back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Yeah, you're all on your own all the unk my
college had it, and it was on the dining plank
Burger King. You can go to the Burking and the
Pizza Hut and be like swipe.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Now, pizza head is something we can't We don't even
have time into the worst pizza literally in the universe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
But when I was a kid, it meant so much
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Reading thing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Pizza Hut raised me. Because of the reading thing. We
got groomed, we got pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
First and foremost, and I like, my we didn't eat
My dad is not a fast food person.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Well, he owns restaurants and potentially liquor start, but you
don't remember.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
No, he did on liquors. He did on liquor, but
he like, we got pizza like local, Like sorry, we're local,
we're kinda going well Chicago, yeah, of course. And then
like but then I was like everyone in my classes
went a pizza up mom, and she was like, okay,
we'll go yeah, and I think I sat there being
like this is awesome, Like it wasn't it was bad?

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Yeah, it's no. I was addicted to it. I fully
loved it. But now, of course I see that I
was wrong. But I also loved Burger King as a child.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
People eat pizzahum dominoes in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Sometimes mostly dominoes.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Yeah, dominoes will. Dominoes will sometimes rare its ugly head.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
That's crazy, it is crazy. I would never It also
is one of the places that is open, like some
dominoes are open like twenty four to seven or eat
or just super right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
So there have been times in my life where I'm like, Okay,
well I'm a home after a big party at four am,
I'm getting dominoes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
It's sort of no women allowed.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
That one guy, yeah, that one guy. Guys all women.
It's like not the vibe. There are parties I don't
want to go to my like my gay guy friend.
Sorry to say the word gay guys. No please, I'll
be like, oh, we're all going to be hooking up
and I don't want to be there for that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
No, you should. You should call that. You should be
like and now you go there, I'm your back. You're back.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Big smile, big smile.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Okay, boys, it's come, let's wrap it up. You got
big days at work tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Some of you some.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Of you, yea, honestly, very few of you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Very few of you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Yeah, Well, I kind of feel bad. There's part of
the Burger King ethos that makes me sad and I
feel bad for it, where I'm like I wish, like,
you know, inside of us there's a McDonald's and Burger King. Yeah,
Like there's a part of you that wants to strive
and dream big and part of you that's like you
piece of shit, you don't deserve anything, and that's the
Burger King. And I'm like, I.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
Thought you were gonna go on the road. It just
like I just want to chill and have like being grilled,
But no, I'm a piece of s shed it works to.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
It, you know what else about not sorry, it's not
a piece of ships? Were like, well, who did even
care about my? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Yeah, there's actually another element to this that I'm now remembering.
McDonald's is global in such a big way and is
different in every country, and it's like it is like
how there are different versions of the office that are
in that are like TV the TV show the office
that are in different countries, and there's like one in

(01:11:24):
China and one in you know, yeah, or were the
mass singer or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
There's Australian office.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
There's Australian office there's even different versions of friends, like
there are I might over here like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
But which we think is crazy, but we literally have
American office. Yeah it's from the UK.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
And also, I mean I mentioned the mass singer that
was not obviously original American anyway. The point is McDonald's
is like the successful kind of American export because everyone
like took it and there was like, wow, this is
so cool. We're going to make it our own and
it's like and it's it's almost it's like exporting the
American dream in the American mythology. And then burger King

(01:12:05):
is the like steel town that hasn't been able to
like export its thing. This fucking sucks, yes, Like McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Is honestly the girl in Alita ordering black Sea bagels,
whereas Burger King is at Hashtags.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
At hashtag restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Oh my god, that's so sad.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Always you feel bad. But I will say this is
like when I'm in the airport, like people are at
the Burger King maybe because McDonald's isn't there.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Yeah, I mean that's it's also like people are at
the Burger King because like the lines are too long at.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Starbucks that is, and they're very different vibes like, yeah,
I want fry. I'm like going fries and burger versus
egg bites. Different, different, very different egg bites. I'm a
good person that day burgering, Yeah, I'm like, I'm slopping
filed top them off.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
They should do an unk special like the Chopped.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
If you're talking on comor to burger, they should.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
That'd be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
They just look at you, they go, yeah, it's like
the door person at a Berlin nightclub, but it's for
whether you're chopped in unk enough to order the chop.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Guys, Jesus Christ, Wow, I mean should we think we
should wrap up? Yea, if only because our second guest
will be here any second.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Oh, I can't wait to see who that is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
She and I actually have to red straight Shooters for
that second episode.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
You believe it or not, I'm gonna bully whoever it is.
Don't it's Meryl Strap. Don't tell anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
It would be amazing if Meryl Streep did straight a lab.
Meryl Street come on the show. She I'm sure she's
done a podcast, a podcast, but it was like during
the pandemic, and it was she was on for like
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
And it was like a Meryl Movies recaps. I gonna
tell me on it. It's about me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Yeah, and it was about Julie and Julia my gosh.
I loved working with an Adams.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
We should we do our final set? Yes, okay. Our
final segment is called shout outs in the cement. We
pay omash to the grand straight tradition of the radio
shout out, shouting out to anything that we enjoy. People, places, things, ideas.
We will go first and we make them up on
the spot. Yeah, okay, I'll go, Okay, okay, go what's up?

(01:14:26):
Home cooks, home chefs. Rather, I want to give a
shout out to making a loaf.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Make a loaf, it's easy, and I would say it's
a nice thing to just have in the home. You
can go sort of healthy with it and make a
kind of a zucchini bread. You can go not healthy
with it. We're talking chocolate, chips, coconut, whatever you want.
It's always easy, it always comes out fine. Yesterday when
I had my big brunch, I accidentally overcooked mine by

(01:14:53):
fifteen minutes. It came out, it was funny, came out,
it was completely fine. I made a turmeric lemon tea
cake by past guests Alison Roman. It was absolutely delicious
and here's what you can do. Order in and just
have a homemade dessert then leftover that's your breakfast the
next day. So pretty much thank me later.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Shout out to everyone, Yeah, yeah, okay, what is a freaks,
losers and perverts. This is especially for you. I want
to give a huge shout out to not being afraid
to be the guy writing on a notebook in a bar.

(01:15:37):
I know that this is a shameful person to be,
and I know that as soon as you do this
people bring out their pistols and want to shoot at you.
But you have to be brave because sometimes when you're
having one single drink and maybe we'll not's realistick and
you're writing in your notebook, it's actually the nicest thing
you can ever do to yourself and you're like, I'm
in heaven. Plus when you're in a mannic stay after

(01:15:58):
seeing a beautiful moving show, sometimes you have to process
it however you possibly can before you meet a couple
of people, because they will be weirded out and won't
be able to connect because they didn't get tickets. So
shout out to not being afraid. Shout out to writing
in a notebook in a bar, and shout out to
Morgan Bascus's beautiful show. Xoxo, Sam. Wait, did you go

(01:16:19):
from the show to writing in a bar? It's so sweet, Sam.
I went straight to Julius. I was in. It was crazy.
And to do it at Julius, which is a place
of such history for the kinds of people that Morgan
is talking about, I mean, I'm getting chills. Oh god,
it was really, really, really something. And then and then

(01:16:41):
my girls make and management up and I said, I'm
in heaven. I'm in heaven. I'm opening a gay museum.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Speak speaking of speaking of gay museums, let me give
a big shout out to the little guys, the big girls,
and the crying days. This is DJ Maggie Winters, and
I'm here to give a huge shout out to night showers.
You guys in the city of New York. You're sweating
in a way that you never knew as possible, and

(01:17:09):
you did shower before you left. But then you can home,
you go, why are my arms dripping? What I'm gonna
get in the shower, scrub it down, get into bed.
And some of you were thinking, I already shower at night,
good for you. That wasn't my journey, but now I
kind of am. And it's I'm feeling I'm feeling lush, beautiful.
I'm not feeling chopped or so I'm constantly listening to

(01:17:31):
is it Audrey Hobert Hilbert, Who's the clown? Okay, you
guys need to with it. I mean, you guys are
chopped on for them? Clown?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
I don't know what that is?

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
What do zumi? I want to be wanted? Are you
as serious?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
She's a singer.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
She's a singer. She's like kind of all over New
York City. She's kind of like singing songs left and right.
She came out with that an album, Who's the Clown,
And I'm like listening to it NonStop.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Who's the Clown?

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
That's what it's called.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Oh, don't do it? Who's on first?

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Actually asking that?

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
And is she a trained clown? No? She's like, so
this isn't about clowning, it's about me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
She's kind of I think she's like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Who's the clown? Like, who's the justice?

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I'm literally looking at who's the clown?

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Yeah, Laura Aubrey actually Audrey.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Oh sure, I've seen people talk about this.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
I went like this, you guys want to jog at
all or a little very little? That's actually awesome. You shouldn't.
It's like a bad place to be. But like her
music's good and it's kind of for a girl who's
kind of like, Okay, that's us. Yeah, you guys are
kind of girl.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yeah, that's kind of us.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
I can't believe I said that. You guys looked at
me like making No.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
I was like which, yeah, I just I was like,
which lever do I pull to be catapulted into space?
Because I'm embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
You know, I'm embarrassed. I'm a millennial. I'm millennial, guysni, Yeah,
let's getting I knew you were I knew you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Come on, are you guys chopped?

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
Instead of asking someone they're sorrying you? So you guys chopped,
Like what's going on? No, I'm young.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
No, I'm young as fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
I met someone twenty two. I had to walk away.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
No, it's really it's like I respect you, but like
we shouldn't be talking right, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
I don't want to know anything you're thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
And like I don't want you to know what I'm
thinking like.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Yeah, but shout out to them, I'm doing great, and like,
I hope you guys are in bed by now, because I.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Don't you always think like that's what we were like
at twenty two, Like it's just and someone was at
every point that you thought you were coming across as
like mature to an older person, they were basically humoring you.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Well that's almost why I don't want to talk to them,
because I'm like, I know, like if you are like
a stand in for me at that age, I'm like,
uh uh, Like I know what I was like, and
I was a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
The way I dressed. I would First of all, I
was wearing my mom's clothes because again Tourrid was not
there for me. I was wearing my mom's office close
to the club, like not the club. I didn't go
to the club. Too tall for that kind of stuff, like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
The bar, hitting up sidetracks with your gay guys.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
I was sometimes and I was wearing like capris, like
it's not good, Like I can't believe I didn't start
dressing good until maybe five years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Pandemic.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
The pandemic, I said, I'm changing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
You're suddenly wearing headg or Tobell and Siaga at home,
I'm doing zoom comedy shows.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
A black Yeah, you're dressing well.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
The black sheer I have seen specifically more and more recently.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
Yeah, it's a real thing. I mean maybe it's a
comment on how we're preparing for war.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
There's something about black shoe where I'm also suddenly I
find myself being like, okay, so what exact hair patterns
and moles do you have? Like because it's right, it's
right there, and it's a little blurst, like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
A big meal, what do you mean like and you're
like feeling bloated, and then you're like in this like
tight black sheer.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Of those people aren't eating big meals. And I gotta
tell you that right now, they're not any big meals.
Don't you think that's true? That's literally big meals. They're
not any big meal.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Yeah, you're asking the wrong question me. So when you
go to Pizza Hut, they're like, no, Well, I'm like,
that's that feeling when you get really hungry and a
really big meal and then you're like stomach hurts and
you're like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
I love that you brought life to them, but that's
not happening. Yeah, they go to Trader Jows are buying
the seaweed, some of.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Us are, but sure, sure they sell it for a reason.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Yeah, seaweed to me is crazy, Like if it's available
as a free snack in an office, maybe I'll snack
on it. But the concept of someone putting it on
their grocery list freaks me out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
I'm like, you need to you need to remember.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
That Rica Bowl, the Emily Maricool. Yes, people were going
crazy for seaweed. They were scooping the salmon.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
And at least there was like yeah mao in that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Yeah that was like a dish, yeah or just.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
But I agree with But it's I just like it
really to me, it's only an office snack.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And I'm not in office.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
I'm not in the office. I'm out.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I'm working from w I'm out of. I identify as
out office. It's not like a temporary state for me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Yeah, I will not be responding to emails. Maggie. Where
can people find you and see you? And you can't
announce you in your podcast? I well, we can cut
it if you want announce it, and then we can
cut it if it's all out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Yeah, Okay, so it's gonna it's called literally life change,
Literally life changing with Maggie Winters, and it's just about
like things that change, because I'm always kind of like
on TikTok and being like what will change my life?
And it's like, so I want to know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
So you're asking guests what changed your life or what.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
What's something that's literally life changing to you? And it
could be like I started pants. Yeah, like I'm waiting
for someone to be like sobriety and then someone else
is like a coffee and it's like that's fun.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
Wait, that's a really good idea for a question. That's
what would mine be?

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
Well, we see you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Guys come on when I when we're separately and well
you got.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
To come back kidding was inarently a joke.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Hello, we have our own personality.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
This was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
No, I wanted you guys to know that. I like,
like twins. I wanted you guys to be like, yeah,
really all right, you're actually you'll come out, but you went.
You can find me at Saggy Splinters SAGGI with an
I E. Someone did come up to me and says,
are you Sage Splinters? And I said, well it's it
is saggy like Maggie and I'm doing a show. I'm

(01:22:57):
doing a couple of shows in New York. I'll post
about them my thank period and that's about it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
Love that well.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Yeah, this has been a delight. Thank you so much
for having me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
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Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
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