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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:36):
Get ready to be amazed by the wizard of Weird.
This is Strange Things with Joshua P. Warren. At each
week on the show, I will be bringing you brand
new mine flowing content, news exercises and weird experien ements

(01:00):
you can do at home, and a lot more. Are
shape shifting immortals real Can you become one? We're gonna
get into that on this edition of the podcast, and
I have some spooky audio to play for you. Thank
you for listening. It's going to be a wild one.

(01:23):
Let me begin by reading a true account that I
wrote in my book called Use the Force, A Jedi's
Guide to the Law of Attraction. This is page two
oh one. Twenty years ago, I enjoyed a fine bottle

(01:46):
of French white wine at a nice restaurant in Asheville,
North Carolina. I mentioned to my wife Lauren that I'd
like to buy that label again. I only alluded to
it in passing, but every time she remembered to look
for it at a wine shop that was not in stock.
A few months ago, we were staying at a hotel

(02:07):
near Asheville. As we were driving down the road, I
saw a wine shop that was closed for some reason.
That bottle of French wine popped into my head and
I said, aloud, I wonder if they have that label.
When we arrived at the hotel, I needed to visit
the office. The lady at the front desk said to me,

(02:28):
out of the blue quote, there's a new wine shop
that opened next door. The fellow who owns it just
came by and dropped off some flyers. Would you like one?
End quote? So of course I took one, and I
realized it was only open for another fifteen minutes. Lauren
and I headed over and browsed quickly. In minutes, I

(02:51):
heard a voice say my name. I turned to find
a man walking from the back, apparently the owner. Do
I know you, I asked. He chuckled and told me
that twenty years ago he had been my waiter at
that restaurant and remembered who I was. Yes, he recalled

(03:12):
the exact wine, and yes, it was on a shelf
about ten ft away. I bought that wine and we
drank it with all that night. I just kept thinking
about how powerful the law of attraction is, even when
it comes to the little comforts and life. Now I

(03:33):
am sharing that story with you because this is a
tiny little example of what maybe some design in the universe,
right that there's some organization, And when you start thinking
about that, it opens up a lot of questions regarding

(03:53):
fate and destiny and things that are frankly a lot
more important than just a bottle of wine. Uh. One
of my favorite books I have my hand right now.
It's published by the folks that Ripley's, believe it or not.
It's called Strange Coincidences, and Uh every single page has

(04:18):
an illustration with a sort of a blurb or a
paragraph about some kind of an amazing coincidence that has
happened throughout history. I just want to read some of
these to you. Uh. Let's see, here's one, The Man
who Couldn't be hanged Joseph Samuel's sentence I should start
by saying, this is a story from eight oh three.

(04:40):
Joseph Samuel's sentenced to death for burglary in Hobart Town, Australia,
was granted a reprieve by the governor after the rope
broke three times three times, and the governor said, never mind,
I guess he's not supposed to die this way. Uh.

(05:05):
Here is one from seventy seven in Massachusetts says here, uh,
the coat that had a tragic pattern of death. This
is about a man named Jabbaz Spicer. It's an interesting name,
isn't It says he was killed by two bullets on

(05:27):
January seven in Shays rebellion at Springfield Arsenal. He was
wearing the coat in which his brother Daniel had been
killed by two bullets on March five, seventeen eighty four.
So did you get that he goes off to fight

(05:47):
in this rebellion wearing a coat that his brother wore
when his brother was shot to death. It says the
bullets that killed Jabez passed through the same two holes
in the cloak that had been made when Daniel was
slain three years earlier, same two holes the bullets passed through.

(06:12):
Here is one from Germany. A lot of these are old.
I mean that there are more recent things in this book,
but I love some of these old ones. Uh. This
is about a composer who died in sevente and this
one's especially odd. It's called the Composer who was saved

(06:32):
by an apparition. His name was Christoph g. Look, the
German composer who refused to sleep in his room after
seeing an apparition of himself enter it found the next
morning that the ceiling had collapsed on his bed and
would have killed him. Now, the fact that he saw

(06:55):
an apparition of himself means I could go into that story,
uh and do a whole other podcast about it. So
I'll make a note of that for another time. Uh.
Here is one from Let's see I have these little

(07:15):
pages marked. Oh yeah, uh, listen to this. This is
from nineteen hundred Captain Brisco. That's B R I S
c O. Captain Brisco. It was a mariner master of
a ship called the Grace Hard War. He washed overboard

(07:41):
by a gigantic wave en route from East Africa to
New Zealand. Okay, so here's the guy on his ship.
Big wave hits washes him overboard. He says he was
saved from certain death when a second wave flung him

(08:02):
back to his original position on the ship's bridge. The
vessel was disabled, but was righted a week later and
towed to safety. And not only is that an amazing story,
but it's also listed as happening December, yeah, Christmas Day
of nineteen Uh. These kinds of stories, whether it's something

(08:27):
small or whether it's something that's a matter of life
and death, these stories give you a glimpse and two
that question I believe that we have regarding the meaning
of life. You know how people say, well, you know,
I'm not gonna worry too much because when it's my

(08:49):
time to die, it's my time to die. And you know,
it does bring certainly a lot of comfort to think
that way, doesn't it, Because then you say, well, what
what am I worrying about? It's uh, it's out of
my hands. That implies that there is a destiny, that

(09:09):
there is a fate, and that no matter what you do,
you might not be able to change that. But the
bigger question is mm hmm is it that way or
can you control it? And if you can control it,
do you want to do you want to manipulate it.

(09:34):
I mean, for example, what if I told you right
now you can become immortal, or let's just say we
don't have to go that far. Let's say you can
live for two hundred years or three hundred years or
five hundred years, and you're going to be healthy the

(09:55):
whole time, and you're going to have all the money
you want. Well, who wouldn't want to do that? Right?
Because the world is a big place. There's all kinds
of incredible stuff to do if you just have the
means to do it. But then what if I said, however, however,

(10:16):
you have to drink human blood every day. That's the
only catch here. As you have to drink human blood. Now,
I'm not talking about sipping a few ounces every week.
I'm talking about breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Is a blood shake.

(10:38):
Now that's going to satisfy you. You're not gonna be hungry,
I mean, And it's not to say that you can't
sit down and have a steak and a baked potato
and all that kind of stuff as well. I'm not
taking your meals away from you. I'm just saying an
addition to all that, you have got to ingest a

(10:58):
large amount of human blood every single day, and it
doesn't necessarily have to be blood that comes from some
victim that you know, you pounce on, who knows how
the blood is obtained. We won't go that far into
the options of the possibilities. Would you do that? I
mean you probably are thinking, yeah, you know, if, if,

(11:21):
if this was done ethnically and sensibly and hygienically, and
you probably could convince yourself talk yourself into it, because
because that whole thing of living for five years while
you're you're happy and healthy and wealthy sounds pretty good,
doesn't it. Well, I know this is very difficult for
us to believe, but let's just use our imaginations and

(11:45):
let's open up our minds, because there is some peculiar
evidence that some people may have achieved something like this,
and there's also a very bizarre, our dark element to
unfortunately some of those beings that may have achieved this.

(12:07):
There's a relationship between living for a long time while
we can basically think of as being immortal, and then
also being a shape shifter, and that's where we get
into things like vampires and werewolves and windigoes and maybe

(12:29):
even things like aliens, these reptilians that may be feeding
on us. Uh. It takes us down a very strange pathway.
But there was at least one person that I want
to dig into on this podcast who may have made
it into the history books for being one of these

(12:51):
immortal type humans. Because sometimes when you think about these beings,
you think, are these beings completely foreign to our reality
that they pop in here from somewhere else, or is
it possible that a human can actually make that transition?
And that's what we often think of when it comes

(13:13):
to vampires and werewolves that under the right circumstances, any
mortal human you me, we can do certain things and
we can transform into immortality. I also have, believe it
or not, some tips, some tips. Yeah, why can you

(13:33):
imagine what those tips could possibly be? Well, I have
some tips I'm going to share with you in this
podcast about how you might be able to get closer
to that immortality, but without drinking the blood. And let
me say right up front here, I am not endorsing
any drinking of blood. But when we come back from

(13:55):
our break, I am going to take us down a
very very weird pathway into shape shifting immortals. And the
power of blood and how all this may apply to
you and me and everything else. So, uh, get ready
for that. Let me also remind you now my website

(14:17):
is Joshua P Warren dot com. There's no period after
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(14:40):
P Warren at Joshua P Warren and get the latest
breaking news and real time. All right, it is time
for us to take our first break. I am Joshua
pe Warren, and you're listening to strange things on the
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Now let's get back to Strange Things with Joshua P. Warren.

(16:46):
Welcome back to Strange Things on the I Heart Media
and Coast to Coast AM perin Normal Podcast Network. I
am your host, Joshua Pete Warren, the Wizard of Weird.
Beam into your wormhole brain from my studio here in
Las Vegas, Nevada, where every day is golden and every

(17:08):
night is silver. You know, they say that the only
person who wants to be one hundred years old is
a nine year old. But think think about being old.
If you could have all the money you wanted, a

(17:31):
lot of wisdom, a lot of experience there, and of
course you get great health. Now, that would not solve
all of your problems. However, you know, I have had
a number of great friends who lived to be very old.
Is a matter of fact. Maybe I'm a bit of
an unusual person in this regard. But when I was

(17:53):
a young man in my early twenties, I started befriending
a lot of people who were in their eighties and
nineties because I was just so fascinated by their stories
and um and the way that they had seen these
various cycles throughout history. And one of my best friends
who was an old man when I met him was

(18:16):
Mr Bill Banner, who was a broadcasting pioneer in my
hometown of Asheville, North Carolina. Even though he he worked
all over the place, he was in World War two,
et cetera. And he's one of those guys that I
mean you could just do a whole TV show about
this this guy's life. But I'll never forget. He told

(18:38):
me when late night, as we were sitting there in
his basement, which was kind of like a workshop and museum.
We were eating pizza and drinking beer, and he said, Josh,
the worst thing about getting old is watching everybody else die.

(18:59):
So yeah, that's depressing. So you're like, oh, thanks, Josh,
Mr Downer. But so you know, that's what you have
to think about that realistically. I mean, you could live
five hundred years. You may be a happy camper if
everything you know, you've got your health and your wealth,
But then yet you're still gonna experience sadness. Maybe that's
why you would want to convert other people into your

(19:21):
immortal state. You know. In the Bible, the story of
Methuselah is really interesting and uh. And of course you
know how that helps. Bible stories are Some people take
them literally, some people say these are just interesting fables,
but whatever you believe. Uh. In the Bible, Methuselah was

(19:43):
a patriarch uh. And it has said that he lived
to be nine hundred and sixty nine years old, the
longest lifespan of all the figures mentioned in the Bible.
And I remember when I read that as a kid,
I thought that's impossible. There's no way you could live

(20:04):
to be nine hundred and sixty nine years old. But
what's weird is that now I'm not so sure about
that because I keep up with what's happening in the
world of genetics engineering. I mean, they have made remarkable
headway just discovering stuff like, hey, you know, rats live
a lot longer if they just eat less calories, just

(20:26):
simple stuff like that. And we know that we overindulge
compared to people who lived thousands of years ago. But
if we are being somehow influenced genetically by aliens or whatever,
who knows, I mean, it might not be so far
fetched that within our lifetimes, um, some kind of advancement

(20:47):
could be made. And we said, well, there's the aging gene.
Let's adjust that thing, and the next thing, you know,
you're living for a thousand years. Is it possible? It is, yes, possible.
But one thing that makes us all shall of course
as humans, is that, um, well we all have blood.
Not every living thing on this planet has blood exactly,

(21:10):
but humans have blood. And you know, life is a
very very rare thing. Uh, Earth is a paranormal planet.
We're looking out there as far and as wide as
we can with all these telescopes and sending out probes,
and and all the scientists with the PhD s are saying,
we can't find life out there anywhere. So look, I

(21:31):
believe there is life out there, but it shows you
how rare it is. Life is a very special thing
on this planet. And we as humans that like to
think we sort of dominate this planet in one way
or another. Um, we have blood, and blood is sort
of a central figure or a central element when it

(21:53):
comes to a lot of these stories about shape shifting
type beings. You may remember in the novel Dracula, the
character of Renfield is always saying the blood is the life,
the blood is the life, the blood is the life.
And speaking of the Bible, you know, right there and
toward the beginning of the Bible, the first murder occurs.

(22:17):
That's when Kane killed Abel. And I always thought it
was really creepy because you know the way the story
set up, Kane kills Abel out of jealousy, and then
one day, you know, God pops up and goes, hey,
where's your brother at and uh, and Kane's like, oh,
I don't know. I don't keep up with him. And

(22:38):
then God says, quote the voice of your brother's blood
cries out to me from the ground end quote. Now
isn't that kind of chilling? Just that concept, the voice
of your brother's blood cries out to me from the ground.
And we now understand using d in a technology. Uh?

(23:02):
And and that you, I mean, if you have somebody's blood,
all of their physical characteristics are in there. So are
you the big you or are you just as small
as a little fragment of DNA? Is there something even
smaller than that? So getting back to the possibility that

(23:26):
drinking blood can help one be come immortal, you know,
people like Elizabeth Bathory believe that, um, are we possibly
actually food for some type of aliens? You hear about
these reptilians that may be coming here and and eating us,

(23:47):
and and they're harvesting us, and we're trying to figure
out what do they want? And it's that simple. Have
you ever thought about the fact that there's not one
single cow on planet Earth that realizes that people eat cows?
Why should we be so arrogant as to believe we
would know if we were here for food as a

(24:09):
food source, and this would explain why that the aliens
are so elusive. Showing themselves would defeat the purpose. They
don't want to land on the White House lawn and
have a conversation. When's the last time you went out
and called up a meeting with the cows to explain
something to them. Never so we could be food and

(24:37):
our blood is this magical substance that some of these
other beings are taking advantage of. And throughout you know history,
if you look at the legends, if you look at
the folklore, if you look at the myths, there's always
this connection between human blood feeders, not on living for

(25:01):
a long time, but having some kind of a shape
shifting property. Okay, vampires they can turn into bats or
a fog or you know, reptilians they can look like
humans and then they can shape shift back into their
lizard lizard form, where wolves are obviously people that turn
into wolves. I mean this is this is a repeating theme,

(25:23):
and it's one of those things that again on the
surface seems ridiculous, but you and I are actually shape shifters,
but we call it something much more familiar. We call
it aging. Aging. Think about when you were a little baby.
You don't look like that anymore. You look totally different now,

(25:46):
and you're gonna look totally different in another twenty years.
And we are shape shifters, except it's a slow process
for us, and we are used to seeing it as
that slow process. But the concept of shape shifting itself
should not be that absurd or difficult to grasp. And

(26:09):
you know, years ago, I was um working on a
TV series that was one of the stars of a
show called Paranormal Paparazzi on the Travel Channel, and I
went to the Fountain of Youth location in Florida. There's
a theme park there, and I did a little story about,
you know, the history of that attraction. But the most

(26:31):
surprising thing was I actually sat down and interviewed an
author who had spent years doing research and publishing about
a well. He called it a secret society of people
who actually had found the real so called Fountain of Youth,
and we're guarding it as the true holy grill. That

(26:53):
he has met people who are hundreds of years old,
and they're obviously very secretive about every thing, and that
you know, he has this documentation that there is like
this little secret cabal of people who live in Florida
who are who are, as far as we're concerned, more

(27:14):
or less immortal. At least you know, they get to
live a lot longer than we do on average because
they have access to this, to this thing called the
Fountain of Youth. It sounds silly, but again, is it possible.
The more we learn about science, the more plausible the
idea becomes. That, you know, aging is a physical process

(27:39):
that can be affected, it can be manipulated, and that
would be one of the most valuable things, wouldn't it,
Because if you think about it, I don't care how
much money you have. I don't care how much property
you have. I don't care what your assets are. I
don't care how intelligent you are or how happy you are.

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The one thing that you cannot buy is time. Time
defies all of these material examples of wealth. And so
if time is the most valuable thing, then I guess

(28:20):
the holy grail would be to have a time machine
right where you could go back in time and or
forward in time. And you know, you can imagine all
the things that could be accomplished if you were a
time traveler. That may be possible someday, but in the meantime,
the next best thing might be to simply be able

(28:43):
to give yourself more time while you're here, and that
applies directly to the aging process. So when it comes
to like some of these people privilege who may have
tapped into this, and I'm not obviously vampires and werewolves
and all that kind of stuff. I mean those those

(29:05):
would be extreme possible examples of this. But there are
certain figures mysterious shadowy, well maybe shadowy is not the
right word, because some of them are actually quite prominent,
but they're they're just extremely mysterious figures that have popped
up in the history books over the years that seemed

(29:28):
to potentially have this sort of immortal essence. They they
have way too many talents. They've they've been everywhere, they
speak all these different languages, they have got all of
their methods and approaches just downpat they've practiced this before.

(29:54):
And one of them is this fascinating character, the Count
a Saint Jermain. Have you ever heard of this guy?
The Count of St. Jermaine Um. This is one of
the weirdest stories, and yet you know it's not just
a legend. Sometimes I come across these odd stories and
I'm like, oh, well that's just lit. No, this is

(30:15):
a historical figure, and you'll be surprised when I tell
you his story best I can. And also some tips
perhaps learned from him. How about how you might be
able to come a little bit closer to achieving some
immortality yourself. Yeah, get ready for that when we come back,

(30:39):
um again. My website is Joshua P. Warren. That is
Joshua P. Warren dot com, no period after the P.
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years ago, I was flipping through a catalog produced by
my buddy Timothy Green Beckley, and he has written about
and researched every bizarro thing on the earth and UH

(34:18):
in the universe pretty much. He also owns a publishing company.
And I was struck by this ad. I'm gonna read
some of this ad now again. This is gosh. This
is probably ten at least ten years ago. The ad
pretty much a full page ad UH says Count St.

(34:43):
Germaine's immortality kit. Have you ever heard of that? An
immortality kit? And it says, would you like to lead
a happy, healthy, and prosperous life for well over two
hundred years? Would you like to be able to apply
certain ancient formulas and become rich beyond your wildest dreams?

(35:06):
Do you wish to have more to say in your
life's destiny and added control of your mind and body? Uh? Yeah,
let's keep reading, shall we? It says every age has
its sages, it's avatars, its profits, and it's master spiritual teachers.

(35:29):
And there is a little black and white reproduction of
a painting of a man who, um, I don't know
he has. He looks like he's from the seventeen hundreds, uh,
Bavarian looking man. He's wearing a nice outfit and he's
got the typical, you know, Mozart kind of hair. Um.

(35:49):
It says, no figure in any age, including the time
in which we live, is more revered and is the
man of mystery known the world over as the Count
Saint Germain? Quote the man who never dies? End quote?
But who is Saint Germain? Does he really exist? And

(36:11):
if so, what meaning can he possibly have in our lives. Indeed,
does he have an important message that he would like
to share with each one of us? And if so,
should we take what he is to say with a
great deal of seriousness. More and more we see the
name Count Saint Germain popping up in popular literature, from

(36:33):
metaphysical books to dime store historical novels. There are those
who claim to have met him personally, while others say
he has materialized before them or has spoken to them
on a regular basis, channeling messages of love, harmony, prosperity,
and immortality from a hidden city somewhere beneath Tibet. Here

(36:56):
was said to be a man still alive and approaching
the ripe old age of four hundred, who supposedly roamed
Europe and the seventeen hundreds, helped the Founding Fathers draw
up the Bill of Rights, and appeared on a television
program in France as recently as ten years ago. Furthermore,
supposedly Saint Germain stumbled upon the secrets of the ancient

(37:18):
art of learning how to restructure matter, rearrange atoms, and
turn a lump of ordinary slag into a valuable piece
of gold. The size of a fist. The Count Saint
Germain has apparently walked the earth and a variety of disguises,
easily mingling with world leaders in order to promote the

(37:39):
virtues of freedom and democracy. He particularly loves the United
States and has saved the country from great harms several
times when he appeared before our president to offer advice
and wisdom from higher realms. He may even have helped
avert a nuclear war with Russia during the Cuban missile crisis.

(38:00):
Is and is said to have warned Kennedy not to
go to Dallas. How's that for an introduction? And from
there it goes on to say you can become an alchemist,
And it goes on to sell a kit amazing revelations
guaranteed to change your life, and to show you what

(38:22):
a hard sell I am. For some reason, I I
just I forgot to buy the kid. It was like
one of those things where I read that and I
was heading off to the studio to do something and
I was like, oh, man, yeah, take my money, I'm
buying that, the immortality kit, And then I just I did.
I totally forgot about it. That's kind of sad when

(38:44):
your life becomes like that, you're that busy. So I
just thought about this a few days ago, and uh,
it turns out you can't get it anymore. So I
contacted Tim Beckley and he actually is one of the
authors of a book about Saint Germaine. Uh. It's called
Count Saint Germaine, The New Age Prophet Who Lives Forever.

(39:06):
You can get it on Amazon. And uh. I asked
him if I could still get the Immortality Kit, and uh,
Tim said no, it was too much work to make it.
It was too laborious to put all these materials together.
But he told me what was in it, at least

(39:28):
some of what what was in it. And um, would
you like to know? Would you like to know what
Tim Beckley told me was in the Immortality Kit? I
am going to tell you. I'm going to tell you
a little bit later, but for now, here is the
thing that is I think most fascinating about Saint Germaine.
He was a real guy. Okay, this is not a

(39:50):
bunch of hogwash. This was a real man and he
did apparently live during that period of time. It is
believed that he was born around and officially died around
four which would have made him about ninety three years old.
But of course, I mean and that's exceptional for anybody,

(40:14):
but especially back then. But of course there are still
people today all around the world who say they have
met him. He especially likes to hang out in New Orleans, where,
of course they have the big vampire seeing. I even
encountered some vampires in New Orleans myself a long time ago.

(40:35):
I'll tell you that story on another show. Um. But
getting back to the real guy. Okay, the real guy,
somebody who lived that long ago has been researched, and
you'd think, my goodness, everything that we could possibly know,
uh has come to light. And yet there's still so
much we don't know about the real guy. Uh there is.

(40:57):
I'm looking at just the Wikipedia page here, and there's
one historical description of him physically and uh by a
man named Walpole, and he says that the count was pale,
with extremely black hair and a beard. He dressed magnificently
and had several jewels, and was clearly receiving large remittances,

(41:24):
which of course means he was making a lot of
money from somewhere. Uh. Here is just some other basic information. Um. Again,
this is just the Wikipedia page. You can look it up,
Count of Saint Germain. That's spelled g e r m
a i N. By the way, was he says he
was a European adventurer with an interest in science, alchemy,

(41:48):
and the arts. He achieved prominence and European high society
of the mid seventeen hundreds. Prince Charles of Hesse Castle
considered him to be one of the greatest philosophers who
ever lived. Saint Germaine used a variety of names and
titles and accepted practice amongst royalty and nobility at the time.

(42:13):
Uh Voltaire, you know the great author Voltaire uh sarcastically
dubbed him quote the wonder Man and said that quote
he is a man who does not die and who
knows everything. In quote says his real name is unknown,
while his birth and background are obscure, but towards the

(42:36):
end of his life he claimed that he was a
son of Prince Francis, the second Raczy of Transylvania. Uh
It says that he would make so many far fetched claims.
He would frequently tell people that he was five hundred
years old, And of course we say, well, is what

(42:59):
was that far fetched? He could speak all of these
different languages. He was the most charming person you've ever met.
He was an incredible composer and musician. He was especially
great at playing his violin. He was even made a
diplomat by one of the King Louis of France. There. Uh,

(43:25):
let's see here, there is another. Um, there's so many
interesting historical descriptions of him. Let me let me just
read part of this description. Uh, this extraordinary man, and
this is this is a historical account. This is this.
This extraordinary man would say in an easy assured manner,

(43:48):
that he was three hundred years old, and that he
knew the secret of the universal medicine, that he possessed
a mastery over nature, that he could melt diamonds. Uh
and uh, let's see here. I cannot say I thought
him offensive. In spite of my knowledge of what he was,
and in spite of my own feelings, I thought of
him as an astonishing man. He was always astonishing me.

(44:14):
When he died, they say they went to his estate
and there wasn't much there. Just a few sundaras like
you know, razor and um, you know, some satchels and
stuff like that. But I mean nothing in particular But
the weirdest thing was he was in love with his violin,
and that violin was gone, and all the jewels were gone.

(44:35):
So you could say, well, somebody must have stolen those things, right,
or you could say that he didn't really die and
that's why he took all of those things with him.
All they found gloves. I heard his gloves, stockings, some trousers,
some shirts, some toothbrushes, some combs. All the good stuff

(44:57):
was gone. So what did he do well? Timothy Green
Beckley told me that the kit, the St. Germaine Kit,
was a blend of seven or eight oils, including peanut
oil and avocado oil. But what's most interesting is when

(45:20):
you actually read the book, there is a man who
says he channels Saint Germain, and he echoes what a
lot of other people have said who claimed they channel
Saint Germain. And there are five things that the spirit
of Saint Germain says to people when they channel, and

(45:43):
he says, it's actually not about the alchemy of the
material world, about physical stuff. It's these five principles. If
you master these five principles, then you can become an immortal.
You can be come what they call an ascended master.

(46:05):
Number one seems pretty obvious making the right choices, Okay,
So essentially it's sort of like, even if you're accused
of wrongdoing, make sure you haven't true intentions and be
at peace with making the right choice. It reminds me
of that quote, be sure you're right, then go ahead.

(46:27):
Number two is to love, love love love. Love is
giving without hoping or demanding for anything in return. Number
three is positive thinking, generating a feeling of health and
wealth and happiness thinking happiness and all you say and do.

(46:50):
Number four is forgiveness, and you forgive yourself and you
forgive others. And number five is faith. It says there
are those who doubt even the smallest miracles, Yet they
witnessed the miracle of birth, life and intelligence, the changing

(47:12):
of the seasons, the rising and setting of the sun.
You you have to believe in something bigger. Okay, you
have to. But you know they say that when you
die you might need a little assistance. Whenever it happens,
if it's if it's tomorrow, or if it's in five years,

(47:34):
you might need a little assistance. And when we come
back from the s break, I'm going to play for
you some audio that I captured from the Egyptian Book
of the Dead, which is supposed to assist you as
you make your journey into the afterlife when that day
finally comes. It's kind of creepy. It's kind of creepy,

(47:57):
but I think you'll you'll enjoy it. Yeah, it's one
of those shows. My friend, I am Joshua Pee Warren.
You're listening to strange things on the I Heart Media
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(49:37):
back to this final segment of this Strange Things on
the I Heart Media and Coast to Coast I AM
Paranormal Podcast Network. I am your host, Joshua P. Warren,
and I have got two pieces of audio that I'm
going to play for you. One of them might give

(50:01):
you some nightmares. I don't know, you know, one of
these disturbed people in particular, if the other one might
just open a little portal. Uh, I don't know what's
gonna happen. Uh. Sometimes people hear audio and just being
exposed to that particular vibration makes a change in that
person's environment. But hey, I presume you listen to the

(50:24):
show because you like to experiment. You like to sort
of see what happens, what the boundaries are, what you know,
what you can push, what you can make happen, experience
new and astounding things. And this first piece of a
piece of audio I'm going to play for you is
um something that I captured using my parastigmatics two point

(50:47):
oh method. You know, I love taking images and using
various methods to turn them into sounds, and it gives
you all these other options, you know, for things that
you can do with those images once you have them
converted into a sound vibration. And so this first one

(51:10):
is especially increaguing because I was doing research a couple
of years ago, I guess about the Egyptian Book of
the Dead. Uh. And in fact, just oh, maybe a
month or so ago here in Las Vegas, I went
to the Natural History Museum and they have a complete
reproduction and accurate reproduction of King Tut's tomb. Yeah, and

(51:35):
so I was able to go in there and see
all of the little nuanced artifacts that they put in there,
and you know, all these items to help King Tut
in his afterlife. And the Egyptians believed very strongly that
if you depicted happy scenes in a tomb, then that

(51:56):
would manifest. You know, that's part of Egyptian magic. You
you portray something, you depict something, and then that is
what's going to follow that person into the afterlife. And
so they were really concerned with helping people have a
positive afterlife experience. I guess we all are right. So
the Book of the Dead is this ancient Egyptian funerary text,

(52:23):
and it is well. It consists of a number of
magic spells intended to assist a dead person's journey through
the underworld what they called the duat, and into the afterlife.
And and amazingly, this is hard to grasp. This was

(52:44):
written by many priests over a period of about one
thousand years. Now, it's it's almost impossible for us to
really comprehend spans of time because it's always in reference
to what you experience as a day or a week
or whatever. But just keep in mind that as I

(53:06):
record this podcast right now, the United States of America
as a country is two hundred and forty four years old.
This text was written over the span of a thousand
years by various priests, and this text is like two

(53:29):
thousand years old, So I mean, it's really mind boggling.
I took this image from the the Egyptian Book of
the Dead, and I processed it through Parasi matics two
point Oh. You can learn more about that if you
go to my website Joshua P. Warren dot com, and

(53:50):
you'll you'll learn all about Parasi metics and this is
the sound that I got from the Egyptian Book of
the Dead. Here we go. Now, I don't want to

(54:40):
implant suggestions. I always say this when I play audio
for you, but I don't know. For some reason, that
kind of listening to that makes me feel like that
I am transitioning and soaring like that. I am almost

(55:01):
like Superman, you know, flying into some other great realm
of freedom. It doesn't make me feel negative. What's I mean,
let's definitely say that. Uh, it makes me feel um,
it actually makes me feel excited. Uh, and yes it's
I think it's a little spooky, it's a little scary,

(55:23):
but um, the idea is that it actually does I
don't know. Maybe it tends to help you envision the
releasing of the spirit of the soul into some new, sweeping,
larger realm. And I think that that's one of the

(55:43):
best things that you can hope for when you die,
is at least to go to the next big fun adventure. However, however,
now this next clip is something that this freaks some
people out. All right. This is a piece of audio

(56:07):
that was many years ago famously aired by Art Bell
on Coast to coast, I am, and this audio is
most likely fake, all right. I'm gonna say that right
up front, but I don't know everything, and I don't
know for sure. So you can listen to this and

(56:28):
you can decide for yourself. This is audio from what
is known as the Well to Hell. The story goes
that the Russians board an incredible hole down through the
crust of the Earth and captured a an audio recording

(56:50):
that was so frightening that it kind of brought the
project to a halt. And you know what, there there
is some truth for sure in this, because in fact,
the Russians have dug or drilled, i should say, the

(57:11):
deepest artificial point on Earth. It's called the Cola ko
l A, the Cola Super Deep borehole, all right. And
this is near the Russian border with Norway, which is
kind of interesting to me because there are some lights
in Norway called the Hestling lights that remind me a

(57:32):
lot of the Brown Mountain lights. And this was done
purely for scientific purposes, to see what would happen if
you would drill that far down into the crust of
the earth, and and and look at all the layers
and the gases and the tensions and the you know,
it was all scientific. They weren't like trying to get
oil or something. This thing. Okay, this hole that they

(57:55):
dug is forty thousand feet deep. So to help you
imagine this, you know when you look up in the
sky and an airplane's flying, airplanes frequently fly around thirty
thousand feet, so imagine ten thousand feet higher than that.

(58:19):
We're talking about around seven and one half miles. That's
how deep this hole is. The Cola Super deep borehole.
This audio is probably um based upon people who were
interested in that borehole project. And again, is this is

(58:41):
this evidence of hell? Well, all I know is in
this particular recording you hear what sounds like some very
unhappy people. So are you ready? Here we go. This
is the audio that many people claim it is well

(59:03):
audio from Hell. Here we go three to one. Now, look,

(59:46):
there's no way you can listen to that and not
at least feel a little bit uncomfortable. Right, And again,
is it real? It's probably not. I mean, you know,
people talk talk about these concepts of heaven and hell,
and that audio, you know, it's made the rounds a
little bit, and it is convenient to think that Heaven

(01:00:11):
is up there in the sky somewhere and Hell is
way down below in the earth. But maybe those concepts
are more of a a caricature, a representation assemble, then
the reality. Maybe instead of looking up and down, we're

(01:00:31):
talking about vibrations. A high vibration as a heavenly vibration,
and a low vibration is more of a hellish vibration.
Maybe that's what we're talking about that in terms of
human mindset, it's easier to think of it as literally
being up and down instead of higher and lower vibrations.

(01:00:51):
So that is to say, maybe a lower vibration is
something like, well, a rock. There's nothing wrong with being
a rock, but maybe it's not that fun. Now, mean,
you have a lot of stability and you sit there
and there's not a lot going on, but you're probably
not in much danger either. On the other hand, you
can be a high vibration. You can be an eagle.

(01:01:16):
You can soar, like I said, sore like Superman. That
sounds fun to me. Now, occasionally you might smack into
a mountain or a building. Uh, but I think that's
kind of more like the heavenly thing that we're shooting for.
Hellish is sort of being dense and bogged down, and

(01:01:39):
maybe it's just plain old boredom, right, And but that
higher frequency is perhaps what we're striving for, the ability
to to soar and to attain new fun things. What
do you think. Do you think that's really what you're
supposed to do? Get your vibration as high as possible
before you leave this body. I don't know. I think

(01:02:02):
so that's what I'm trying to do. Hey, here's one
more strange coincidence, as they call it from this book
Ripley's Believe It or Not Strange Coincidences. It says, in
April of nineteen nine, a man named Asgar a honey
of Iran, was killed when a snake coiled around his

(01:02:27):
rifle and squeezed against the trigger. Wow, now you see,
you read stuff like that, and it does make you think.
Maybe I do have a time when I'm supposed to
go And God says, yeah, today is not your lucky day, unfortunately,

(01:02:48):
my friends the clocks Goddess. But wait till you see
what I have lined up for you on the next show.
I promise you you're going to love it. And um,
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