December 24, 2020 • 29 mins
Chloe starts therapy (woo!) and then promptly gets drunk with her toxic ex, Jessica (boo!) Deja plays her first solo show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I
Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock, Tampon Rocks, we don't
(00:34):
want to. Previously on Tampon Rock, Dasia goes on a
dating spree, Chloe almost joins a cult, and also, yeah,
their apartment got robbed. Yikes. Oh look here's Chloe now
in therapy all self improvement. Okay, Chloe, take it away.
(00:59):
Oh sorry, let me turn that off. M So, are
you gonna ask me something, doc or what do you
want to talk about? What do you want me to
want to talk about? Mm hmm um? What what are
(01:24):
you writing down? Oh? I'm just taking notes? Is that
okay with you? I mean, do you want it to
be okay with me? Mm hmm? Sorry, no offense. I
just I don't really want to be here right now.
Let's talk about why you are here? Then? Okay? Well,
uh my mom kind of forced me to come. What
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do you mean by forced? Um? She said if I
didn't come, she wouldn't pay my rent. She kind of
does this a lot, like she wouldn't let me go
to prom unless I went to see a psychiatrist when
I was sixteen, And what was happening when you were sixteen.
I don't really want to get into that right now.
In your paperwork, you didn't fill out the medications part.
(02:06):
Are you on any medications now? And it depressed sense?
Anything like that. Oh. I was on lexi Pro for
a few years. Okay, and you are not on it now?
Nn I stopped. I think it was messing with my libido. Yeah,
some people do experience that with lexi pro. Was your
libido the only thing that was affected? Yeah? I just
love to have sex. Oh, but don't get me wrong.
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I mean, I'm not a sex addict or anything. Well,
let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex, baby, Let's
talk about you and me. Yes, yes, let's talk about it.
Oh right now, okay, Um, should I just like start
anywhere anywhere you feel comfortable? Well, um, the other night
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I had my first threesome. You know that was something?
Was it a positive experience? Well, okay, here's the deal.
It was with this couple, Becky Marie. I had actually
already slept with Marie a while ago. At that point,
their relationship was kind of closed, but I didn't really
know that. And then they decided to open their relationships.
So then we all hooked up, but now I feel
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like they're just kind of using me to experiment. But anyway,
other than all that, it was fun. Why do you
feel like an experiment to them? Because I feel like
they only call me to hook up and that bothers you. Yeah, no,
I I don't know. Okay, Well, are you seeing anyone else? Oh?
That's the other thing. I thought I was dating this
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other person, but it turns out she was just some
crazy lady in a cult. And then she tried to
trick me into joining her pyramid. Skeew Like, is this
a movie or a scripted romantic comedy drama podcast? Wait, okay,
I don't understand. How did it go from dating to
almost joining a cult? Oh? Well, she was like really
flirty and then she asked me if I was free
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to do something with her, so like, naturally, I thought
we were going to dinner, but just turn it out
it was just a cult meeting. What um? There must
have there must have been some red flags beforehand? Right? Wait?
Are you saying it's my fault? No? No, I'm not
here to be judged by you. Why are you here, Chloe?
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I mean the threesome and the cult weren't enough. Okay. Well,
on top of that, my apartment got broken into last night,
so I kind of losing it a bit. Wow. I
am so sorry that happened. Have you talked to the police. Yeah,
but you know, my roommate slash best friend wasn't home,
so I had to figure it all out by myself.
I mean, it doesn't help that things are really weird
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with us right now. I'm pretty sure she doesn't like
me anymore because she's just like bailed on our movie
night for the first time ever. Okay, Chloe, it sounds
like there is a lot going on with you right now.
Mm hmm. Let's talk about your friend. Why did her
canceling plans make you feel like she doesn't like you?
I don't know. I just okay to have this feeling
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that we're drifting apart and I don't know what to
do about it. It really sucks. Actually, have you told
your friend how you feel? No? Hm? Why not? I
don't know. Rejection isn't that what I'm supposed to say? Well? No,
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there's no right or wrong answer, Chloe, But rejection is
always on the table when you become more vulnerable with
someone and express how you feel Oh, so you do
think she's going to reject me and then like end
our friendship and then move out and leave me here alone. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down. That is not what I'm saying. I am
just saying that with any relationship, you open yourself up
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to the possibility of conflicts or confrontations that you can
either choose to work through or not. Well, that sucks.
So I guess I won't have any more friendships. If
you'd rather just be in a relationship with yourself and
you feel like you would thrive, then that choice makes sense.
But I get the feeling that that isn't the case,
because frankly, that's not the case for most people and
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most animals actually. Well, so then what should I say
to her? What do you want to say to her?
What is going? God say to deja? What is going?
Say deja? What is going? Go? Say? Deja? What is going? God? Say? Deja? Deja?
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Good afternoon. Today is such an amazing day, isn't it?
It's just me? Or is it brighter outside now? It's
definitely bright outside. I can't wait to tell you about
my night. You know what, I'm just gonna tell you now.
I had such an amazing time. I finally feel like
I'm finding myself, like finding my place here. I no
offense because you have the whole Barrie Mickey situation. I
can't remember one anyway, you got that, and I finally
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finally feel like I have my own Berrie you know,
like well, you know, like minus the whole sexual ship.
Just open your eyes. Okay, we got robbed last night.
Look around robbed? Yeah, how the fund did you not
notice the window was broken? And then there's ship everywhere?
I mean, our police is a mess and the upstairs
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neighbor had to call the police. I called you like
a million times and didn't hear back. I'm sorry my
phone went dead. Oh my god. I didn't even question
the messiness. I just assumed you had a party or something. Seriously,
are you sure anything was taken though, because I don't
think I'm missing anything. Good for you, but my guitar
got stolen and I'm missing my laptop so that was
probably stolen too, So we have to go file a
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police report. Fue. I'm so sorry about this, but I
don't think I'm going to be able to make it
to the station today. Seriously, I have sound check in
a couple of hours because my show is tonight. Okay, well, great, awesome.
I guess you know. I'll just go talk to the police.
Loan again. Chloe's seriously, dude, I'm sorry, but look at
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the bright side. It's definitely covered by insurance, so we're good.
Oh thank god? Do you have insurance? Oh my god? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
um god. Do you know the policy number? No? No,
you have your own policy number. Oh wait, we don't
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have the same one. No, we can only cover our
items individually. Remember I sent it to you like twice.
It's called lemonade. Wait, I thought you just sent me
a link to the Beyonce album. What Wait a minute,
you thought I sent you the Beyonce album and you
didn't even click on the link. Shout the disrespect to
me and Beyonce, both of us. Okay, well, why would
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someone call Winter's insurance lemonade? That doesn't make any sense, Chloe,
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. Look, I'm
really sorry, but I cannot help you today. You know what, whatever,
I'm glad that you had such a great night. I'm
just gonna go deal with this. I guess by myself. Okay, listen,
I'm sorry, okay, but I'll see you tonight on my show.
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Drinks on me, Yeah, I see you there. Boys sh
she's the most because she's out, goes to the boys,
SI shoe because she's a won't. Did you know there's
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an insurance called lemonade? Yeah? Isn't that what? Like everybody uses?
God damn it? Hey, how about another drink? Yeah? The
I p a oh and a baksa double fisting at
four pm? Impressive or maybe sad? Okay, it's for my ex. Actually,
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she'll be here in any second. Vodka and xes don't mix. Well,
it's your name, Dad, because you're telling me what to
do and I like it. Technically, I don't think anyone's
name is dad. It's more of a title. Hate bitch.
I'm outside smoking my jewel. Want to order me something
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I already did? Something's never changed. I'm hanging up. Okay,
I'm walking in, bitch. Come here, Look at you, still
wearing that dumpy baseball hat. Cute. I shouldn't have called you.
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You know you're lucky I was free, all right? Please
just sit down? Is this my vodka soda? Good girl?
You remembered you what you're drinking beer? Don't you think
you should switch to lick? Why? Honey, we both know
beer makes you bloat in didn't you say you had
Celiac or something? Uh? No, you told me you thought
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I had Celiac, and then I spent like six hundred
bucks going to a specialist just to find out that Nope,
I'm just really gussy. Well, anyway, I don't know anyone
who blots like that when they drink beer. Now I
remember why we don't talk. Shut up, you, miss me. Wait,
what is this thing you're taking me to? Oh it's
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actually Deja's solo show. No, oh my god, you're a
shitty band. Finally broke up? Ungratulations? Actually, no, we didn't
break up. Deja got this gig. You know. I'm just
like side stuff. But wow, dummy, I really feel Oh
my god, come on, you guys don't even have the
same taste in music. That's not at all true. I
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always thought you were just friends with her because she
was smart. Wait are you calling me dumb? Oh my god,
it's fine. We all do it. If you're around smart people,
then people assume you're smart too. God, you are an asshole,
you know, let's just take a shot. Excuse me, two
shots of tequila? Please? Did you know to kill as
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an upper? Wait, you're not even waiting for me yet. No,
I don't wait for anyone. Oh right, right, right, right,
Like that time that I got held up at t
s A and you boarded the flight without me. Hey, Chloe,
just take your shot. Okay, good girl, I'm so glad
you called. It has been too long. Yeah, it's been
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like three years. Crazy that we ended up in the
same city. I know, are you talking? I'm pretty sure
it was your first Yeah, okay, whatever, I have a
surprise for you. Oh mm hmmm. For old time's sake,
I got a Somali. Well, it's left over from Coachella. Now.
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I don't know, dude. The last time I did Molly,
I mean I was one of those egghead statues on
campus who didn't make up with one of those statues.
All right, open up, here comes the Molly train. Choo. Okay, okay, fine, ah.
How long did I start feeling it? What about three? Two? Wow?
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This band is really good. Yeah, I know. I'm actually
really good friends with the lead sick stop angree. You
literally know everyone in the cities whoa, whoa, whoa. Just
because I'm black does not mean I know every single No.
I wasn't saying because you were black. I'm relax. I
do know every black person. Oh you know what, There
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goes my black friend, Travis. Travis. I'm just kidding. I
have no idea what it? Oh? Ship, fuck ship? Come on,
I'm sorry, I'm just playing around. No, Gina is here? Gina, Yes,
the girl you could not stop talking about on our
very first romantic date. Wait, I gave your heads up.
I told you I didn't want to talk about her.
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You're the one who got it. Relaxed, jee, sarcasm button
is broken today? Oh my god? How do I look like?
She's coming over? Okay, chill, you look good. You look amazing. Wow,
you are going to crush tonight. This is your show
shine brand like a diamond. Those are beautiful like diamond sinc. Guys.
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Hey da hey, Jina, I didn't know you were coming.
Well you did text me the show details, silly? Why
would I miss it? Oh? Well you didn't respond, so
wasn't true. If you got it, I got it here?
I am hey. I'm Angie. Oh sorry, Gina, this is Angie.
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So nice to meet you. So how do you and
Deja know each other? Well, we we're just friends. We
just we just know each other. We we yes, we
go way way way way back. Oh I mean, but
not super way back, just you know, just back. Okay, okay, great, okay,
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Well I'm going to go get a drink again. It
was super nice to meet you. Good luck up there, Daja,
you look good. D Oh my god, don't call me
d it reminds me too much of the Patriot. Okay,
I see, um deflecting with jokes. Listen, don't be nervous.
You're going to be great. Yeah, thank you, But definitely
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to be nervous around me though, because I love it
when you get all weird and clammy. I don't I've
never been weird and clammy like maybe yeah, yeah, like
you are right now. Um, that's my favorite thing about you.
But listen, I don't want to keep you. I know
you've got to go go get ready yeah cool cool cool? Well, um,
I'll come find you after maybe okay, by days days
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days day, every days you wait, Oh my god, I
am so happy. How did you go at the station?
To me? Every dude? I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Come on, what why do you push my arts hard?
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You know I'm delicate for your first show, bro, you
know you know what? Okay, Okay, okay, I was gonna
get you a drink, but now I'm thinking you already
had a few. Yeah. Oh wait, wait wait I mean
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I'm on Molly and I really love you. God, so
you know what. I'm going to let you work that
out of your own. Okay, Oh my god, wait Chloe, Okay,
don't look now, but Jessica's here. Listen, Jessica. Jessica is here. Okay,
she's coming over. Okay, okay, look at me. Oh hey, Jessica, Chloe,
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what kind of place is this? They won't even let
me peep inside? This place sucks? Oh hey, Desas is
always Yep, you're performing tonight right in that outfit? How
you're so brave? I can never do you know what? Okay, Chloe?
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Can I please talk to you for a second over here?
Okay alone? Thank you? Jessica? Did you come here with her?
I don't know. Maybe I did, Maybe I did. What
the hell, Chloe? What what was the one rule we
had when y all broke up to never communicate with
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that shady two timing lady again. You look at Rimes please.
I don't know. So why is she here? Oh? Dad,
I don't know. Why are you here? Why am I?
You know what? Okay whatever, I'm not doing this right now.
I'm not going to right now. O cool? Like same? Great? Well,
(18:48):
I guess we're on the same page. Where. Just hope
I don't find you in a ditch later. Um well,
I kind of hope I am in a ditch later
because I like dirt and a knap sounds great. Hi everyone, Um,
I'm guys. Her name Oh god, I know her. I
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know her a lot. Okay, uh, so here's my first song.
I keep waiting for something new, but only something that
will change my mind, like I keep waiting for something true,
that fairy tale ship that will make cute blue, but
I'm caught up losing. Yes. Oh my god, yes, oh
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you're Crimson. That's my girl. I mean that she might
room me flashing my friend like we're not wating. I'm
totally single, like honestly so single at her, you know,
I mean, god, this is so good. Oh my god?
Why I wish I really up there? So lo show though?
Am I right? Her? Quiet me? M uh this, this
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next one is called you. I think I'm the you?
Oh my god, Dja deja deja is the you? Me? Are?
Were you? The am? I? The you? Gina Gina Gina Vagina,
the gina Gina Vagina though Gina Vagina is her name,
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the giant wildly does he think cool? Can you and
your friend just calm down? Really? Excuse me? Weird not friends,
we were not bitch whatever? Trust just true. We're going
to show it to Daja. I'm sorry, what do you
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know about what's important to ajah? Excuse me? Can you
just be quiet? Please? Oh? Excuse me? Who the fuck
are you? I'm Angie. I'm a friend of Asia's. Okay, well,
i'm her best friend and I've never heard of you.
Oh oh wait wait you oh us be one of
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her many tender dudes and you must be the codependent roommate. Um,
excuse me? How dare you? Okay? Because you don't even
know me? Ho, you don't know me? What're you gonna
do about that? Yeah? Okay, okay, come on, guys, it's over.
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It's I'm pret about to go all right, thank you
for just you know it? Excuse me a bit. I'm
not going anywhere I paid for this to do. Do
you really want me to get security? You know, Vagina? Whatever? Hey, look,
just got it's so not worth it. Let's just go
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so much jump she's sucking pro Hey guys, good. Honestly,
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it was so amazing. I mean, well besides your friend
going off the rails and everything. But yeah, I know,
I don't know. That was extremely out of character for her.
Wait wait, wait, wait, are you telling me that was Chloe?
They yelled ho in the middle of my set. Yeah,
I think she called Angie that what the actual I'm
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so sorry I had to deal with that ship. Stop
you're nothing. He needs to apologize. Gina is right anyway,
forget her Deja. You were amazing. I cannot wait to
hear more of your music. Thank you so much for
coming through. It is Titia here. Did she make it?
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She was here, but she had to run to another event.
But you did tell me to tell you that she loved, loved,
loved your set. Okay, tell her, I said, thank you.
I mean, why don't you just tell her yourself. I'm
going to meet up with her now. If you want
to join, oh oh oh, Gina, you can come to
her oh thank you. I'm actually gonna go head home soon,
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but deja you should totally go Yeah, well, I mean
I was, I was going to. I'm just I'm pretty
tired and I'm emotionally exhausted, so I think I'm actually
getting shill tonight too. All right, well, um, i'll see
you all later then later, So you're gonna go home
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without me? Well, I'm not going home just yet. Oh okay,
well maybe I can not go home yet with you
or okay, well we'll just not go home yet together
exactly when around bear me? Great? Okay, my treat rock star?
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So long time friends with that angie? Huh yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
all the way back to your tender date last week.
Oh it's fine. You know you don't have to lie
to me about it though, right. No, I just didn't
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know how to introduce her because I think we're just
friends with them. I don't know. There's so much I
don't know about this. Whatever you guys are, it's cool.
I I just really don't like being white too. Yeah,
well I they don't like the ghosted Wait are you
talking about me? Yeah? I texted you like three times.
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I became a trip texter. I don't even recognize myself anymore. Okay,
well I'm not a big Texter. Sorry, Gina, you didn't
even tell me you were coming to my show tonight. Well,
I thought it would be fun to surprise you. You
know it would surprise me. You texting me back? Are
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you seriously mad at me? I'm not mad. Wait wait,
hold up, I know him a bad liar. But how
did you know Andrey and I went on attend to date?
Oh right, Chloe might have mentioned it or screamed it.
I'm not sure of those fucking Chloe Oh my god,
I don't even want to hear her name right now.
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You know? Actually, is it cool if I crashed at
your place tonight? I just really don't want to go home.
It's not crashing if I was going to invite you
over anyway? Cool? I'll have my mom chopped off my
sleeping bag. Wait, who are are we children in this joke?
Because that's children? That's weird, you know what? You know what? Okay,
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I got it. I'm gonna walk that back. Don't just
gonna keep walk, but not not too far. I'm going
to call us an ubero. Does that's enough? Okay? I
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can't find the light switch. No, no, no, don't, don't,
don't turn it on. It's fine. The fuck I think
my contact just fell out where the fund is. I
don't know. Do you need your contact? Yeah? I just
don't move. I don't fuck did I just stop on
a lego? DJA. I'm a towny five year old woman.
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I don't play with legos. I play with meany babies,
So cool. Well, you know, I was always kind of
a Furby fan myself, So okay, Like, if you're totally
not ready to do this, it's totally it's absolutely no. No, no, no, no, no,
it's it's fine. I'm good, I'm promised, I'm are you sure? Yeah, yeah,
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I'm ready, honestly great because you are so sexy right now,
stop Furby. I'm so horny and Gina. This episode was
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Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I
Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock, Tampon Rocks, we don't
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want to. Previously on Tampon Rock, Dasia goes on a
dating spree, Chloe almost joins a cult, and also, yeah,
their apartment got robbed. Yikes. Oh look here's Chloe now
in therapy all self improvement. Okay, Chloe, take it away.
(00:59):
Oh sorry, let me turn that off. M So, are
you gonna ask me something, doc or what do you
want to talk about? What do you want me to
want to talk about? Mm hmm um? What what are
(01:24):
you writing down? Oh? I'm just taking notes? Is that
okay with you? I mean, do you want it to
be okay with me? Mm hmm? Sorry, no offense. I
just I don't really want to be here right now.
Let's talk about why you are here? Then? Okay? Well,
uh my mom kind of forced me to come. What
(01:46):
do you mean by forced? Um? She said if I
didn't come, she wouldn't pay my rent. She kind of
does this a lot, like she wouldn't let me go
to prom unless I went to see a psychiatrist when
I was sixteen, And what was happening when you were sixteen.
I don't really want to get into that right now.
In your paperwork, you didn't fill out the medications part.
(02:06):
Are you on any medications now? And it depressed sense?
Anything like that. Oh. I was on lexi Pro for
a few years. Okay, and you are not on it now?
Nn I stopped. I think it was messing with my libido. Yeah,
some people do experience that with lexi pro. Was your
libido the only thing that was affected? Yeah? I just
love to have sex. Oh, but don't get me wrong.
(02:27):
I mean, I'm not a sex addict or anything. Well,
let's talk about sex. Let's talk about sex, baby, Let's
talk about you and me. Yes, yes, let's talk about it.
Oh right now, okay, Um, should I just like start
anywhere anywhere you feel comfortable? Well, um, the other night
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I had my first threesome. You know that was something?
Was it a positive experience? Well, okay, here's the deal.
It was with this couple, Becky Marie. I had actually
already slept with Marie a while ago. At that point,
their relationship was kind of closed, but I didn't really
know that. And then they decided to open their relationships.
So then we all hooked up, but now I feel
(03:15):
like they're just kind of using me to experiment. But anyway,
other than all that, it was fun. Why do you
feel like an experiment to them? Because I feel like
they only call me to hook up and that bothers you. Yeah, no,
I I don't know. Okay, Well, are you seeing anyone else? Oh?
That's the other thing. I thought I was dating this
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other person, but it turns out she was just some
crazy lady in a cult. And then she tried to
trick me into joining her pyramid. Skeew Like, is this
a movie or a scripted romantic comedy drama podcast? Wait, okay,
I don't understand. How did it go from dating to
almost joining a cult? Oh? Well, she was like really
flirty and then she asked me if I was free
(03:56):
to do something with her, so like, naturally, I thought
we were going to dinner, but just turn it out
it was just a cult meeting. What um? There must
have there must have been some red flags beforehand? Right? Wait?
Are you saying it's my fault? No? No, I'm not
here to be judged by you. Why are you here, Chloe?
(04:17):
I mean the threesome and the cult weren't enough. Okay. Well,
on top of that, my apartment got broken into last night,
so I kind of losing it a bit. Wow. I
am so sorry that happened. Have you talked to the police. Yeah,
but you know, my roommate slash best friend wasn't home,
so I had to figure it all out by myself.
I mean, it doesn't help that things are really weird
(04:39):
with us right now. I'm pretty sure she doesn't like
me anymore because she's just like bailed on our movie
night for the first time ever. Okay, Chloe, it sounds
like there is a lot going on with you right now.
Mm hmm. Let's talk about your friend. Why did her
canceling plans make you feel like she doesn't like you?
I don't know. I just okay to have this feeling
(05:02):
that we're drifting apart and I don't know what to
do about it. It really sucks. Actually, have you told
your friend how you feel? No? Hm? Why not? I
don't know. Rejection isn't that what I'm supposed to say? Well? No,
(05:24):
there's no right or wrong answer, Chloe, But rejection is
always on the table when you become more vulnerable with
someone and express how you feel Oh, so you do
think she's going to reject me and then like end
our friendship and then move out and leave me here alone. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
slow down. That is not what I'm saying. I am
just saying that with any relationship, you open yourself up
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to the possibility of conflicts or confrontations that you can
either choose to work through or not. Well, that sucks.
So I guess I won't have any more friendships. If
you'd rather just be in a relationship with yourself and
you feel like you would thrive, then that choice makes sense.
But I get the feeling that that isn't the case,
because frankly, that's not the case for most people and
(06:07):
most animals actually. Well, so then what should I say
to her? What do you want to say to her?
What is going? God say to deja? What is going?
Say deja? What is going? Go? Say? Deja? What is going? God? Say? Deja? Deja?
(06:40):
Good afternoon. Today is such an amazing day, isn't it?
It's just me? Or is it brighter outside now? It's
definitely bright outside. I can't wait to tell you about
my night. You know what, I'm just gonna tell you now.
I had such an amazing time. I finally feel like
I'm finding myself, like finding my place here. I no
offense because you have the whole Barrie Mickey situation. I
can't remember one anyway, you got that, and I finally
(07:03):
finally feel like I have my own Berrie you know,
like well, you know, like minus the whole sexual ship.
Just open your eyes. Okay, we got robbed last night.
Look around robbed? Yeah, how the fund did you not
notice the window was broken? And then there's ship everywhere?
I mean, our police is a mess and the upstairs
(07:25):
neighbor had to call the police. I called you like
a million times and didn't hear back. I'm sorry my
phone went dead. Oh my god. I didn't even question
the messiness. I just assumed you had a party or something. Seriously,
are you sure anything was taken though, because I don't
think I'm missing anything. Good for you, but my guitar
got stolen and I'm missing my laptop so that was
probably stolen too, So we have to go file a
(07:47):
police report. Fue. I'm so sorry about this, but I
don't think I'm going to be able to make it
to the station today. Seriously, I have sound check in
a couple of hours because my show is tonight. Okay, well, great, awesome.
I guess you know. I'll just go talk to the police.
Loan again. Chloe's seriously, dude, I'm sorry, but look at
(08:08):
the bright side. It's definitely covered by insurance, so we're good.
Oh thank god? Do you have insurance? Oh my god? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
um god. Do you know the policy number? No? No,
you have your own policy number. Oh wait, we don't
(08:30):
have the same one. No, we can only cover our
items individually. Remember I sent it to you like twice.
It's called lemonade. Wait, I thought you just sent me
a link to the Beyonce album. What Wait a minute,
you thought I sent you the Beyonce album and you
didn't even click on the link. Shout the disrespect to
me and Beyonce, both of us. Okay, well, why would
(08:52):
someone call Winter's insurance lemonade? That doesn't make any sense, Chloe,
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. Look, I'm
really sorry, but I cannot help you today. You know what, whatever,
I'm glad that you had such a great night. I'm
just gonna go deal with this. I guess by myself. Okay, listen,
I'm sorry, okay, but I'll see you tonight on my show.
(09:15):
Drinks on me, Yeah, I see you there. Boys sh
she's the most because she's out, goes to the boys,
SI shoe because she's a won't. Did you know there's
(09:43):
an insurance called lemonade? Yeah? Isn't that what? Like everybody uses?
God damn it? Hey, how about another drink? Yeah? The
I p a oh and a baksa double fisting at
four pm? Impressive or maybe sad? Okay, it's for my ex. Actually,
(10:04):
she'll be here in any second. Vodka and xes don't mix. Well,
it's your name, Dad, because you're telling me what to
do and I like it. Technically, I don't think anyone's
name is dad. It's more of a title. Hate bitch.
I'm outside smoking my jewel. Want to order me something
(10:26):
I already did? Something's never changed. I'm hanging up. Okay,
I'm walking in, bitch. Come here, Look at you, still
wearing that dumpy baseball hat. Cute. I shouldn't have called you.
(10:47):
You know you're lucky I was free, all right? Please
just sit down? Is this my vodka soda? Good girl?
You remembered you what you're drinking beer? Don't you think
you should switch to lick? Why? Honey, we both know
beer makes you bloat in didn't you say you had
Celiac or something? Uh? No, you told me you thought
(11:10):
I had Celiac, and then I spent like six hundred
bucks going to a specialist just to find out that Nope,
I'm just really gussy. Well, anyway, I don't know anyone
who blots like that when they drink beer. Now I
remember why we don't talk. Shut up, you, miss me. Wait,
what is this thing you're taking me to? Oh it's
(11:32):
actually Deja's solo show. No, oh my god, you're a
shitty band. Finally broke up? Ungratulations? Actually, no, we didn't
break up. Deja got this gig. You know. I'm just
like side stuff. But wow, dummy, I really feel Oh
my god, come on, you guys don't even have the
same taste in music. That's not at all true. I
(11:52):
always thought you were just friends with her because she
was smart. Wait are you calling me dumb? Oh my god,
it's fine. We all do it. If you're around smart people,
then people assume you're smart too. God, you are an asshole,
you know, let's just take a shot. Excuse me, two
shots of tequila? Please? Did you know to kill as
(12:13):
an upper? Wait, you're not even waiting for me yet. No,
I don't wait for anyone. Oh right, right, right, right,
Like that time that I got held up at t
s A and you boarded the flight without me. Hey, Chloe,
just take your shot. Okay, good girl, I'm so glad
you called. It has been too long. Yeah, it's been
(12:35):
like three years. Crazy that we ended up in the
same city. I know, are you talking? I'm pretty sure
it was your first Yeah, okay, whatever, I have a
surprise for you. Oh mm hmmm. For old time's sake,
I got a Somali. Well, it's left over from Coachella. Now.
(12:58):
I don't know, dude. The last time I did Molly,
I mean I was one of those egghead statues on
campus who didn't make up with one of those statues.
All right, open up, here comes the Molly train. Choo. Okay, okay, fine, ah.
How long did I start feeling it? What about three? Two? Wow?
(13:43):
This band is really good. Yeah, I know. I'm actually
really good friends with the lead sick stop angree. You
literally know everyone in the cities whoa, whoa, whoa. Just
because I'm black does not mean I know every single No.
I wasn't saying because you were black. I'm relax. I
do know every black person. Oh you know what, There
(14:04):
goes my black friend, Travis. Travis. I'm just kidding. I
have no idea what it? Oh? Ship, fuck ship? Come on,
I'm sorry, I'm just playing around. No, Gina is here? Gina, Yes,
the girl you could not stop talking about on our
very first romantic date. Wait, I gave your heads up.
I told you I didn't want to talk about her.
(14:26):
You're the one who got it. Relaxed, jee, sarcasm button
is broken today? Oh my god? How do I look like?
She's coming over? Okay, chill, you look good. You look amazing. Wow,
you are going to crush tonight. This is your show
shine brand like a diamond. Those are beautiful like diamond sinc. Guys.
(14:49):
Hey da hey, Jina, I didn't know you were coming.
Well you did text me the show details, silly? Why
would I miss it? Oh? Well you didn't respond, so
wasn't true. If you got it, I got it here?
I am hey. I'm Angie. Oh sorry, Gina, this is Angie.
(15:12):
So nice to meet you. So how do you and
Deja know each other? Well, we we're just friends. We
just we just know each other. We we yes, we
go way way way way back. Oh I mean, but
not super way back, just you know, just back. Okay, okay, great, okay,
(15:36):
Well I'm going to go get a drink again. It
was super nice to meet you. Good luck up there, Daja,
you look good. D Oh my god, don't call me
d it reminds me too much of the Patriot. Okay,
I see, um deflecting with jokes. Listen, don't be nervous.
You're going to be great. Yeah, thank you, But definitely
(16:00):
to be nervous around me though, because I love it
when you get all weird and clammy. I don't I've
never been weird and clammy like maybe yeah, yeah, like
you are right now. Um, that's my favorite thing about you.
But listen, I don't want to keep you. I know
you've got to go go get ready yeah cool cool cool? Well, um,
I'll come find you after maybe okay, by days days
(16:25):
days day, every days you wait, Oh my god, I
am so happy. How did you go at the station?
To me? Every dude? I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Come on, what why do you push my arts hard?
(16:45):
You know I'm delicate for your first show, bro, you
know you know what? Okay, Okay, okay, I was gonna
get you a drink, but now I'm thinking you already
had a few. Yeah. Oh wait, wait wait I mean
(17:07):
I'm on Molly and I really love you. God, so
you know what. I'm going to let you work that
out of your own. Okay, Oh my god, wait Chloe, Okay,
don't look now, but Jessica's here. Listen, Jessica. Jessica is here. Okay,
she's coming over. Okay, okay, look at me. Oh hey, Jessica, Chloe,
(17:35):
what kind of place is this? They won't even let
me peep inside? This place sucks? Oh hey, Desas is
always Yep, you're performing tonight right in that outfit? How
you're so brave? I can never do you know what? Okay, Chloe?
(17:59):
Can I please talk to you for a second over here?
Okay alone? Thank you? Jessica? Did you come here with her?
I don't know. Maybe I did, Maybe I did. What
the hell, Chloe? What what was the one rule we
had when y all broke up to never communicate with
(18:23):
that shady two timing lady again. You look at Rimes please.
I don't know. So why is she here? Oh? Dad,
I don't know. Why are you here? Why am I?
You know what? Okay whatever, I'm not doing this right now.
I'm not going to right now. O cool? Like same? Great? Well,
(18:48):
I guess we're on the same page. Where. Just hope
I don't find you in a ditch later. Um well,
I kind of hope I am in a ditch later
because I like dirt and a knap sounds great. Hi everyone, Um,
I'm guys. Her name Oh god, I know her. I
(19:13):
know her a lot. Okay, uh, so here's my first song.
I keep waiting for something new, but only something that
will change my mind, like I keep waiting for something true,
that fairy tale ship that will make cute blue, but
I'm caught up losing. Yes. Oh my god, yes, oh
(19:38):
you're Crimson. That's my girl. I mean that she might
room me flashing my friend like we're not wating. I'm
totally single, like honestly so single at her, you know,
I mean, god, this is so good. Oh my god?
Why I wish I really up there? So lo show though?
Am I right? Her? Quiet me? M uh this, this
(20:15):
next one is called you. I think I'm the you?
Oh my god, Dja deja deja is the you? Me? Are?
Were you? The am? I? The you? Gina Gina Gina Vagina,
the gina Gina Vagina though Gina Vagina is her name,
(20:39):
the giant wildly does he think cool? Can you and
your friend just calm down? Really? Excuse me? Weird not friends,
we were not bitch whatever? Trust just true. We're going
to show it to Daja. I'm sorry, what do you
(21:02):
know about what's important to ajah? Excuse me? Can you
just be quiet? Please? Oh? Excuse me? Who the fuck
are you? I'm Angie. I'm a friend of Asia's. Okay, well,
i'm her best friend and I've never heard of you.
Oh oh wait wait you oh us be one of
(21:25):
her many tender dudes and you must be the codependent roommate. Um,
excuse me? How dare you? Okay? Because you don't even
know me? Ho, you don't know me? What're you gonna
do about that? Yeah? Okay, okay, come on, guys, it's over.
(21:45):
It's I'm pret about to go all right, thank you
for just you know it? Excuse me a bit. I'm
not going anywhere I paid for this to do. Do
you really want me to get security? You know, Vagina? Whatever? Hey, look,
just got it's so not worth it. Let's just go
(22:06):
so much jump she's sucking pro Hey guys, good. Honestly,
(22:30):
it was so amazing. I mean, well besides your friend
going off the rails and everything. But yeah, I know,
I don't know. That was extremely out of character for her.
Wait wait, wait, wait, are you telling me that was Chloe?
They yelled ho in the middle of my set. Yeah,
I think she called Angie that what the actual I'm
(22:55):
so sorry I had to deal with that ship. Stop
you're nothing. He needs to apologize. Gina is right anyway,
forget her Deja. You were amazing. I cannot wait to
hear more of your music. Thank you so much for
coming through. It is Titia here. Did she make it?
(23:15):
She was here, but she had to run to another event.
But you did tell me to tell you that she loved, loved,
loved your set. Okay, tell her, I said, thank you.
I mean, why don't you just tell her yourself. I'm
going to meet up with her now. If you want
to join, oh oh oh, Gina, you can come to
her oh thank you. I'm actually gonna go head home soon,
(23:39):
but deja you should totally go Yeah, well, I mean
I was, I was going to. I'm just I'm pretty
tired and I'm emotionally exhausted, so I think I'm actually
getting shill tonight too. All right, well, um, i'll see
you all later then later, So you're gonna go home
(24:01):
without me? Well, I'm not going home just yet. Oh okay,
well maybe I can not go home yet with you
or okay, well we'll just not go home yet together
exactly when around bear me? Great? Okay, my treat rock star?
(24:25):
So long time friends with that angie? Huh yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
all the way back to your tender date last week.
Oh it's fine. You know you don't have to lie
to me about it though, right. No, I just didn't
(24:45):
know how to introduce her because I think we're just
friends with them. I don't know. There's so much I
don't know about this. Whatever you guys are, it's cool.
I I just really don't like being white too. Yeah,
well I they don't like the ghosted Wait are you
talking about me? Yeah? I texted you like three times.
(25:06):
I became a trip texter. I don't even recognize myself anymore. Okay,
well I'm not a big Texter. Sorry, Gina, you didn't
even tell me you were coming to my show tonight. Well,
I thought it would be fun to surprise you. You
know it would surprise me. You texting me back? Are
(25:27):
you seriously mad at me? I'm not mad. Wait wait,
hold up, I know him a bad liar. But how
did you know Andrey and I went on attend to date?
Oh right, Chloe might have mentioned it or screamed it.
I'm not sure of those fucking Chloe Oh my god,
I don't even want to hear her name right now.
(25:48):
You know? Actually, is it cool if I crashed at
your place tonight? I just really don't want to go home.
It's not crashing if I was going to invite you
over anyway? Cool? I'll have my mom chopped off my
sleeping bag. Wait, who are are we children in this joke?
Because that's children? That's weird, you know what? You know what? Okay,
(26:12):
I got it. I'm gonna walk that back. Don't just
gonna keep walk, but not not too far. I'm going
to call us an ubero. Does that's enough? Okay? I
(26:53):
can't find the light switch. No, no, no, don't, don't,
don't turn it on. It's fine. The fuck I think
my contact just fell out where the fund is. I
don't know. Do you need your contact? Yeah? I just
don't move. I don't fuck did I just stop on
a lego? DJA. I'm a towny five year old woman.
(27:14):
I don't play with legos. I play with meany babies,
So cool. Well, you know, I was always kind of
a Furby fan myself, So okay, Like, if you're totally
not ready to do this, it's totally it's absolutely no. No, no, no, no, no,
it's it's fine. I'm good, I'm promised, I'm are you sure? Yeah, yeah,
(27:39):
I'm ready, honestly great because you are so sexy right now,
stop Furby. I'm so horny and Gina. This episode was
(28:08):
created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Almond, and Sophie Dinnical,
directed and composed by Sarah Almond, music supervised by Alicia
Brown and Sophie Dinnical. Executive produced by Brian Walland for
Anthem Entertainment. Produced by Selena Razzick, with audio by Take
Gregor and David Gulick. Starring Ranita Lewis, Jules Forsburg, Larry
and Leah Coconeti's narrated by Alicia Brown and Sarah Almond,
(28:31):
and additional voices by Ariel the Eight, Jessica Cummings, MICHAELA. McCormick,
and David Ruling. For more podcasts from My Heart Radio,
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