December 31, 2020 • 29 mins
Gina and Deja spend (almost) the whole day together. When Deja gets home she has a long overdue conversation with Chloe - drama!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I
heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock and Tampon We don't
(00:34):
want to. Previously on Tampon Rock, Chloe goes to therapy.
That's great, but then meets up with Jessica Deja has
a solo show. She's killing it. Oh there in bed again? Okay, cool,
Desia and Gina in bed again. This, this is this
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is ridiculous. I need to speak to a manager who
rously Oh, because that's us, all right, carry on, Good
morning lord, last night was amazing. No, you're just saying that. No, seriously,
(01:20):
I had like low, low expectations. I mean only because
you said you never had sex with a woman before.
And I mean people don't just pop out of the
womb knowing how to make a girl orgasm. So wait,
are you not subscribed to Rosy O'donnald's Lesbian Lover master Class,
Because I can give you my lug in if you
(01:41):
need it. Ha ha ha. You think you're so funny. No,
I have dragon breath. Well, I love dragon breath. It's
so hot. You're weird. Toothpaste, Yeah, just the toothpaste. What
are you gonna do you use your finger? Well, I'm
not going to use your toothbrush because that'd be gross.
(02:04):
And wait, wait, wait wait, I actually have extra toothbrushes for
this exact reason. They're under the sink. Oh cool. So
have you given out many toothbrushes slightly or do you
just have like a surplus of them? What are you
asking me, Desia? Well, I'm just wondering how often do
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you restock or not restock? You know what I mean? Okay, Deja,
I go through them, sometimes more than other times and
sometimes not at all. Does that answer your question of
age response for a question? Okay, On that note, I'm
gonna go slay this dragon bread. You're just gonna take
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the whole bed spread to the bathroom. All I'm naked,
but it's nothing I haven't seen before. Wait, you know
we had sex last night, right? What that's what we
were doing? Lift night? Shut up, hurry up and finished
brushing your teeth. I'm freaking cold. What are you going
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to do for the rest of the day? Yeah? Okay, cool? Cool? Cool? Great,
So we're hanging out then, Yeah, that's exactly what I
was going to say. We're so excited that Deja has
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found somebody, somebody to love, somebody to cherish, somebody. She
feels at home. It's the first time she's had sex
with this girl. Good, she's killing it. She's in lives
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with live Welcome. Let me know if y'all need help
with anything. Okay, just so you know, this store sells
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used underwear in and of itself as a crime. Oh yeah,
I mean as long as they wash it. I feel
like I like that. It's so a huge problem. I
don't really see a problem with it. That is a
horrifying response. And I'm going to pretend like you didn't
say it. Anyway. Why are we here? Uh? Well, aside
from having a reason to hang out longer, uh, we're
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here because you've been talking about wanting a new style
for your shows, and I'm here to be your stylists
for the day, and and and also I've found some
really good ship here. Ever really cheap they got deal
seal seals? Wait did they pay you to say that?
Do you actually work here? So funny? So when's your
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next show? It's in a week and a half. We
booked it a while ago. But I don't know. I
don't even know if I want to do it, because
that would require me talking to Chloe. Yeah, let's let's
be a real first second, what is going on with her?
You guess is as good as mine. Sometimes she goes
through these weird cycles of disastrous decision making. Well, there
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has to be a reason why she's doing that. Yeah,
I guess it doesn't usually directly affect me, but after
last night, I guess it's starting to. You know, I
really think you should talk to her. Wait, wait, you
look so hot in this? Yeah? I don't think so. Yes,
you look at this. This color looks great on you. No, No,
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I mean talking to Chloe. This stuff usually just blows
over so well, you said it yourself that this is
affecting you now and avoiding hers just as bad, so
as bad as what Chloe being an asshole and ruining
my show. Look, I'm not saying what you did was right,
but if you don't tell her how you feel, then
how are you going to communicate and move forward? You
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trust me, I know, Chloe and I just want to
ignore it, But days you're not really ignoring it because
you're talking to me about it, Like, what what's going
to happen? Now? You both ignore it and then develop
resentment and then the cycle happens all over and over again,
but probably worse. All right, how much do I owe
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you for this session? Dr? Phil? What? Dr Phil? Not
even esther parrel my girl, none of those? Okay, fine, Look,
I don't know what's going on with you guys, but
she did seem pretty insecure about your friendship last night,
which might be a reason why she acted the way
she did. So it's my fault then, because I'm a
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bad friend. Wait hey, I'm not saying you're a bad friend, Okay,
I'm I'm just giving you feedback because I care about you.
I want you to be happy, and I don't think
you will feel better about it until you have an
honest conversation with excuse me, Do you'll want me get
you a fitting room started? Yeah? Sure do. Got a
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lot of clothes right there. Thank you so much, you know,
come on right right back back with me, Gina. Have
you seen their fitting rooms? I can clearly see the
old woman's nipple through the curtain. Look, stop staring, Creet,
give her some privacy, okay, but please block my nipples
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from Pepper feeling okay in the dress to day, it's
just a shirt. What is taking so long. Oh, I'm
trying not to get electrocuted. It's so small in here,
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and it's basically just a curtain around a breaker box,
which is getting a little handsy with me right now,
a girl. I should have poked some holes in the
condom last night, Jesus woman. M m okay, okay, this
is making me hungry. Do you want to get some food? Yes,
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anything to keep me away from going home? All right,
all right, give me the shirt. I'm going to buy
it for you. Okay. So what are you doing tonight? Dage?
You can't avoid Chloe forever? Well? Why can't we just
keep hanging out all day and then tomorrow and then
the next day. And I know, I know, you know
I wish I could, but I'm actually going out of
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town for the next couple of nights. Fine, where are
you going. I'm going to a cabin with some friends.
We'd do it every year. Okay, well that sounds like fine.
Wait have you seen Cabin in the Woods? I haven't, Greg,
don't watch it before you go. What's worse Cabin in
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the woods? Chloe? Do you be the shame? You win? Jess?
Are the wants blame? Oh? No, here we go again,
smoke that wet and not the pag. He's a shame.
That's a shame. M Okay, let's get back to it.
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Stop it, Jessica, I don't really want to make out
right now. You just threw up an immediately ate General
Zoe's chicken. You're such a prude. Sorry, I just don't
like vomit flavored kisses. Well that's news to me. I
never like that. I don't. I don't think anyone likes that.
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Stop king shaming me. I didn't really want to make
up with you anyway. I just wanted to replenish my
serotonin levels. Okay, so you should really tweez your eyebrows.
Oh god, you're making me overworse. Chloe, Well, oh my god,
what the fuck? Desa? Could you be a little quieter?
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Don't you see we're hung over? Uh, this is my house.
I can talk as loud as I wanted. Chloe? Can
you please handle your girl? Also? We need to talk.
Oh my god, relaxed, Desa? Have you always been this uptight? Oh? Right?
You have? Wait? Is that my general souls? Oh ship?
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That's I didn't want it, Chloe. If I didn't want it,
I wouldn't have I wouldn't have kept it. I would
have thrown it away. Okay, Wait is that my ball
in my weed? Jessica, get your girls hands off of
my ship? How Chloe, are you gonna let her touch
me like that? Just just give her the ball? Okay,
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and please, please, for the love of God, just stop talking. Wow. Okay, Well,
if you're going to treat me like this, then maybe
I should go. Oh yeah you think baby clue? Do
you think I should go? Wait? Are you all together?
Please tell me you're not back together with this girl? Yeah,
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he probably should go, jess And no, Disa, we're not
back together you. I would never get back together with you. Okay,
So get the funk out, Yeah, Jessica, just go, just
go whatever, see you never bitches. Seriously, Jessica, look, I
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know she kind of sucks, but I think you had
to be so rude me. You're seriously mad at me
right now after what you pulled last night? What what?
What do you? What did I do? I don't know
where should I start. You showed up completely trashed, You
yelled throughout my whole set and created a huge scene,
and you brought Jessica someone you know, I despise, and
on top of all that, you called my new friend Angie.
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Oh do you even know how embarrassing that was for me? Well,
I'm so sorry I embarrassed you in front of your
new friend Angie. You don't even know her. I mean,
you barely know her. God, why are you taking your side? Chloe?
There are no sides. You called her a hoe, end
of story. She should take it as a compliment. No, Chloe,
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I'm serious. What's going on with you? Nothing? Nothing is
going on with me. But you know, if you just
come to the police station with me like I asked,
maybe I wouldn't have met up with Jessica. I didn't
call Jessica. You did, And Chloe, I told you I
had sound check. Why are my needs always second to yours?
I needed you plenty of times and you weren't there. Okay,
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I can't keep holding your hand while you make the
same mistakes over and over. Okay, who said anything about mistakes? Okay?
What about Amillis? Okay, that wasn't my fault. God, Chloe,
are you that dumb? Oh? Wow? Wow? Really we're just
name calling now. Listen, things have obviously been weird ever
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since gold Star. What are you talking about. I I
don't know. I just feel like you're a little jealous
that people like my music more than they liked yours.
Oh wow, okay, big shot Deja over here just wrote
one song that people like. Oh okay, Well, I'd rather
write one authentic song than a hundred bad rip offs.
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I don't write ripoffs. Yeah. Well that's the reason you
bombed a gold Star. We bombed, We bombed because that
right there, that's what I'm talking about. You're always chasing
some version of who you think you're supposed to be.
Just take some responsibility. Please, really, Okay, why don't you
look in the mirror, you know, maybe like how you're
chasing someone who doesn't actually want to be with you.
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What what are you talking about? Seriously, be honest with yourself.
Do you really think that you and Gina are going
to be a thing. We are already a thing, you
know what I mean? Gina is not going to just
like magically become monogamous, just be she met you. You
don't know that, no offense, but I do. You don't
have that much experience with polyamory or any memory for
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that matter. Well, thank you, But I can make my
own decisions. Okay, well, good luck with that. You know what, Chloe,
maybe it's just time you deal with your own ship
instead of focusing online. Like what about Paul? Don't you
dare bring Paul into this? Yeah? And what would he
say if he saw you? Right now? Chloe? You know what,
I'm gonna go before I say something that I regret. Good,
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because that's the smartest thing you said all day. You'll
be quiet. Two best friends just get in fight. It
is good. Gelo City n Gi said, Actually he found
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your phone your friendship because you know, Google Warming is
more important than you a French ship? Oh him, Puffy?
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Oh my gosh, are you all along your mommy? Can
I bet you step away from my dog? Oh? Sorry,
I thought I was lost. I didn't see a leash
and I I need to leash my dogh Okay, okay,
it's no, no, I'm sorry. I didn't even realize. I
just well, maybe if your head wasn't stuck in your phone.
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You know, damn millennials, you think you're titled to petty
other people. Okay, I'm not even a millennial. I'm a
gen zer, and you know what, Good luck setting up
your iPhone, bitch, God, damn. Hey mom, Mom, Hey, hon,
just calling to check in on you. Mom. Oh god,
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this is a FaceTime. I can see her your wax also,
that actually has impacted you. Should get that checked out.
I didn't mean to FaceTime. I don't know why my
phone keeps doing that. I don't know. Mom, just asked Dad,
or just go out back and shoot your phone. Put
it out of its misery. Jesus, Chloe, are you okay? No?
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But I don't really feel like being on the phones.
Was there something you called about. I just wanted to
see how it went with you and Daja at the
police station. Oh oh no, honey, Honey, what did I say?
What did I do? Honey? Don't cry? Oh sweetheart. I'm
a huge, gaping asshole, mom, and I just I just
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don't like myself right now. Chloe, Honey, you're not a
gaping assholes. A doctor said I'm actually incapable of giving
birth to assholes. Shut up, Mom, that was just a joke. Honey,
what's going on? What happened? You can talk to me
about it? No, I can't. I can't talk to anybody.
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Are you upset about the guitar? Because I told you
it's just a material thing. You're going to replace it.
It's going to be fine. Okay, honey, you know what,
maybe you should just take the day to yourself. You
could go to the spa, you get a massage or
talk to a therapist. What do you think will help?
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I don't know. Um, that's not funny, Chloe. You know
what I like to do when I'm feeling down. I
like to get a little spiritual guidance. Oh my god, Mom,
I really don't feel like going in turns right now. God, no, honey,
you know, I was actually thinking you should get a
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tarot card reading. Those are always fun and they're actually
eerily accurate. And remember these feelings. You're just like clouds, honey,
they'll pass by. Mom. I think you might be a genius.
I mean, if I can just put my mind to it,
I can make the clouds pass by. Well, no, that's
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not what I'm ye. Yeah, I'll go get a reading.
They'll tell me everything I need to know and then boom,
my life will be in order again. That you're not.
Oh my god, okay, Vie, Mom, thank you, this is
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I said, this is She blocks just go on the ground,
snatchop Facebook and she puts on her big goldie. I
have to purchase renters and russo won't stall your CRISI
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that she almost and leastie orders taste like you gotta go.
She didn't start to Jesus, she tried to something called.
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She called up Jina on the telephone. She's apologized for
calling her a vagina, but I still caught of figure.
It's me. I just wanted to apologize for the other night.
I don't remember much, but I'm pretty sure it was
a huge assel. What did she All she did was
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like make ap calls like I'm so used, I'm so
good dused. Also like she's about to go get her
tarot card reading. Right, that's that's like, can we talk
about this? So, yes, you, torto Us will be returning.
I can't promise that I'll be returning in one piece though, Okay,
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what does that mean? That'll be sixty dwellers. Please see
Michelle at the desk, Michelle, but but but bye, now, okay, next,
Hi there, my name is. Don't tell me a name.
It's better if I don't know. Okay, but now I know,
so I'm just gonna let that one side, all right,
I'll draw three cards one for your pass, present and future. Okay,
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now tell me what questions do you have for the cards? Oh?
I have to have a question. Okay, um, come on,
hurry up now it's almost my length time. I've got
a room temps, spam and egg sandwich waiting for me.
M yum. Okay, all right, um, I want to ask
the cards how can I fix my life? Okay? Very typical?
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All right, let's see what the cards have to say?
Shall we the tennis woods? Okay? Oh what does that mean? Okay,
please do It's very important that you do not interrupt
me all right now. As I was saying, the tennis woods,
this card represents pass right, tennis woods marks a painful
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yet inevitable end is something. It is as if this
ending has come out of the blue and rock your world.
You're still cleaving that pain of the shocking loss. I
could see it right here in the cards. That makes sense.
Hold on, let me reade this down. You said something
about a pain. I'm sorry, we cannot go backwards. Oh okay, sorry?
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Uh well, then what's next? Okay? The second card represents
the present? All right, now take a deep breath in
It shows the joker or some call it the fool. Okay.
The fool indicates new beginning. Okay, so what you do
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with this new beginning is your choice. But remember your
choice will affect your life path, so look before you leap.
Oh wow, it's very clear. Um, how soon will I
have to make a choice. The answer to that question
will be an additional twenty dollars. Okay, how would you
like to pay? Oh? Uh card? I guess? Yeah, great, great, great, great, Michelle, yep,
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Um the answer? You ready for this? It's soon? Okay,
moving forward. Lastly, we have the future cord. Pick wisely. Okay,
I'm gonna pick the one all the way to stop.
Don't say it out loud, just pick the card. Come on, okay,
this one, this one? Oh ah, the ampress. Well, the
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Empress card means the bulk of a new idea, business,
or project in your life. So discover and bring forth
those ideas that have been cleaning to you, and make
sure that you and vote yourself towards accomplishing them. All right, Okay, yes, okay, yes,
I knew it need deja to be a successful musician.
I can do it on my own. Desia. I was
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wondering when you'd bring him up? Did you mean her exactly?
This presence is very strong with the stay shack and
feel feel the days all around right here? Now, yeah,
my god, if she ghost tell me the two of
you have experienced a skis him of sorts? Yeah? Yeah,
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how did you know that? We? Are we going to
make up? Not so fast? That information will be an
additional twenty dollars. You should know that by now, Michelle,
did you hear that? Okay? So now tell me? Are
we are we going to make up? Yes? You will
well makeup on this day and from this day. Bo
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just getting just this Derek joke? Okay, all right, listen,
you must fix the skits M within twenty four hours
or it will be forever, irreparably damage forever. All right,
cool Google coo cool, I got it twenty four hours
from this time. So that's um carry the two, honey,
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that's that's this time tomorrow. Okay. I didn't think i'd
have to explain that one, got it? Yeah? I need
not We're done here, Michelle, hundred and five of this one? Okay? Thanks?
Oh and Michelle, can you text my husband? We need
a oat milk? Oh and that reminds me. Um follow
up with my mistress, Mindy, not Amy. You made that
mistake last time, and I had a lot of explaining today. Uh,
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thank you, yeah, yeah, see you later, Michelle, where's my sandwich?
Cloe is she's stop? I mean she is not to
disagree or you know. Okay, okay, I'm like twenty four hours. Okay, Well,
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I will call Desja. Oh, I'll order her favorite foods
so ingenious. Hello, Hi, I'd like to place an order
for delivery. Oh sure, yeah, it's sixteen Ocean Mary Drive,
Apartment two. Oh um, I'll take one general sauce chicken
with extra sauce. M yeah, one orange chicken and one
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order of egg rols. Oh and and two orders of
crab rain goon mm hm. And how long is that
going to? Twenty minutes? Okay, sounds great. Yeah, I'll be there,
thank you. She ordered gin me. It's not hard how
to please? No, no, I know I do not except this.
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She ate her Chinese. I mean, come on, hey, hey
over here. Oh wow, you guys are speedy. It's gonna
be thirty okay, okay, oh hey, I on one second,
you know what, let me grab some cash from inside.
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Oh it's okay, you can come on in. Oh sorry, ship,
hold on, I don't have cash. Let me just get
some from my roommate. Deja, Hey, are you home? I
have a surprise for you, but I also have a
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favorite ask. I promise I'll pay you back. Hey are
you here? If you're busy having hot hot sex? Just
yell yo, Okay, I'm opening the door, deja deja. If
you happen to come home right now, I'm going through
your secret stash in your closet. Oh my god, Oh no, no, no, no, no,
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no shit? Are you Are you okay? There? God? Don't
where's suitcases gone? Fuck? Uh? God? She left? Oh my gosh,
she's gone. Desha is gone. H uh huh. I so
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want to do a credit card. Always wanted to have
a bas friend and not. She goes back one day,
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but I don't make it because everything is good. Her
cloves are gone. Things good here too, prescious God, her
templex is gone, comes good. Everything is good. This episode
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Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I
heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock and Tampon We don't
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want to. Previously on Tampon Rock, Chloe goes to therapy.
That's great, but then meets up with Jessica Deja has
a solo show. She's killing it. Oh there in bed again? Okay, cool,
Desia and Gina in bed again. This, this is this
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is ridiculous. I need to speak to a manager who
rously Oh, because that's us, all right, carry on, Good
morning lord, last night was amazing. No, you're just saying that. No, seriously,
(01:20):
I had like low, low expectations. I mean only because
you said you never had sex with a woman before.
And I mean people don't just pop out of the
womb knowing how to make a girl orgasm. So wait,
are you not subscribed to Rosy O'donnald's Lesbian Lover master Class,
Because I can give you my lug in if you
(01:41):
need it. Ha ha ha. You think you're so funny. No,
I have dragon breath. Well, I love dragon breath. It's
so hot. You're weird. Toothpaste, Yeah, just the toothpaste. What
are you gonna do you use your finger? Well, I'm
not going to use your toothbrush because that'd be gross.
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And wait, wait, wait wait, I actually have extra toothbrushes for
this exact reason. They're under the sink. Oh cool. So
have you given out many toothbrushes slightly or do you
just have like a surplus of them? What are you
asking me, Desia? Well, I'm just wondering how often do
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you restock or not restock? You know what I mean? Okay, Deja,
I go through them, sometimes more than other times and
sometimes not at all. Does that answer your question of
age response for a question? Okay, On that note, I'm
gonna go slay this dragon bread. You're just gonna take
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the whole bed spread to the bathroom. All I'm naked,
but it's nothing I haven't seen before. Wait, you know
we had sex last night, right? What that's what we
were doing? Lift night? Shut up, hurry up and finished
brushing your teeth. I'm freaking cold. What are you going
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to do for the rest of the day? Yeah? Okay, cool? Cool? Cool? Great,
So we're hanging out then, Yeah, that's exactly what I
was going to say. We're so excited that Deja has
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found somebody, somebody to love, somebody to cherish, somebody. She
feels at home. It's the first time she's had sex
with this girl. Good, she's killing it. She's in lives
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with live Welcome. Let me know if y'all need help
with anything. Okay, just so you know, this store sells
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used underwear in and of itself as a crime. Oh yeah,
I mean as long as they wash it. I feel
like I like that. It's so a huge problem. I
don't really see a problem with it. That is a
horrifying response. And I'm going to pretend like you didn't
say it. Anyway. Why are we here? Uh? Well, aside
from having a reason to hang out longer, uh, we're
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here because you've been talking about wanting a new style
for your shows, and I'm here to be your stylists
for the day, and and and also I've found some
really good ship here. Ever really cheap they got deal
seal seals? Wait did they pay you to say that?
Do you actually work here? So funny? So when's your
(05:05):
next show? It's in a week and a half. We
booked it a while ago. But I don't know. I
don't even know if I want to do it, because
that would require me talking to Chloe. Yeah, let's let's
be a real first second, what is going on with her?
You guess is as good as mine. Sometimes she goes
through these weird cycles of disastrous decision making. Well, there
(05:27):
has to be a reason why she's doing that. Yeah,
I guess it doesn't usually directly affect me, but after
last night, I guess it's starting to. You know, I
really think you should talk to her. Wait, wait, you
look so hot in this? Yeah? I don't think so. Yes,
you look at this. This color looks great on you. No, No,
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I mean talking to Chloe. This stuff usually just blows
over so well, you said it yourself that this is
affecting you now and avoiding hers just as bad, so
as bad as what Chloe being an asshole and ruining
my show. Look, I'm not saying what you did was right,
but if you don't tell her how you feel, then
how are you going to communicate and move forward? You
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trust me, I know, Chloe and I just want to
ignore it, But days you're not really ignoring it because
you're talking to me about it, Like, what what's going
to happen? Now? You both ignore it and then develop
resentment and then the cycle happens all over and over again,
but probably worse. All right, how much do I owe
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you for this session? Dr? Phil? What? Dr Phil? Not
even esther parrel my girl, none of those? Okay, fine, Look,
I don't know what's going on with you guys, but
she did seem pretty insecure about your friendship last night,
which might be a reason why she acted the way
she did. So it's my fault then, because I'm a
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bad friend. Wait hey, I'm not saying you're a bad friend, Okay,
I'm I'm just giving you feedback because I care about you.
I want you to be happy, and I don't think
you will feel better about it until you have an
honest conversation with excuse me, Do you'll want me get
you a fitting room started? Yeah? Sure do. Got a
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lot of clothes right there. Thank you so much, you know,
come on right right back back with me, Gina. Have
you seen their fitting rooms? I can clearly see the
old woman's nipple through the curtain. Look, stop staring, Creet,
give her some privacy, okay, but please block my nipples
(07:32):
from Pepper feeling okay in the dress to day, it's
just a shirt. What is taking so long. Oh, I'm
trying not to get electrocuted. It's so small in here,
(07:54):
and it's basically just a curtain around a breaker box,
which is getting a little handsy with me right now,
a girl. I should have poked some holes in the
condom last night, Jesus woman. M m okay, okay, this
is making me hungry. Do you want to get some food? Yes,
(08:16):
anything to keep me away from going home? All right,
all right, give me the shirt. I'm going to buy
it for you. Okay. So what are you doing tonight? Dage?
You can't avoid Chloe forever? Well? Why can't we just
keep hanging out all day and then tomorrow and then
the next day. And I know, I know, you know
I wish I could, but I'm actually going out of
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town for the next couple of nights. Fine, where are
you going. I'm going to a cabin with some friends.
We'd do it every year. Okay, well that sounds like fine.
Wait have you seen Cabin in the Woods? I haven't, Greg,
don't watch it before you go. What's worse Cabin in
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the woods? Chloe? Do you be the shame? You win? Jess?
Are the wants blame? Oh? No, here we go again,
smoke that wet and not the pag. He's a shame.
That's a shame. M Okay, let's get back to it.
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Stop it, Jessica, I don't really want to make out
right now. You just threw up an immediately ate General
Zoe's chicken. You're such a prude. Sorry, I just don't
like vomit flavored kisses. Well that's news to me. I
never like that. I don't. I don't think anyone likes that.
(09:46):
Stop king shaming me. I didn't really want to make
up with you anyway. I just wanted to replenish my
serotonin levels. Okay, so you should really tweez your eyebrows.
Oh god, you're making me overworse. Chloe, Well, oh my god,
what the fuck? Desa? Could you be a little quieter?
(10:07):
Don't you see we're hung over? Uh, this is my house.
I can talk as loud as I wanted. Chloe? Can
you please handle your girl? Also? We need to talk.
Oh my god, relaxed, Desa? Have you always been this uptight? Oh? Right?
You have? Wait? Is that my general souls? Oh ship?
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That's I didn't want it, Chloe. If I didn't want it,
I wouldn't have I wouldn't have kept it. I would
have thrown it away. Okay, Wait is that my ball
in my weed? Jessica, get your girls hands off of
my ship? How Chloe, are you gonna let her touch
me like that? Just just give her the ball? Okay,
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and please, please, for the love of God, just stop talking. Wow. Okay, Well,
if you're going to treat me like this, then maybe
I should go. Oh yeah you think baby clue? Do
you think I should go? Wait? Are you all together?
Please tell me you're not back together with this girl? Yeah,
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he probably should go, jess And no, Disa, we're not
back together you. I would never get back together with you. Okay,
So get the funk out, Yeah, Jessica, just go, just
go whatever, see you never bitches. Seriously, Jessica, look, I
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know she kind of sucks, but I think you had
to be so rude me. You're seriously mad at me
right now after what you pulled last night? What what?
What do you? What did I do? I don't know
where should I start. You showed up completely trashed, You
yelled throughout my whole set and created a huge scene,
and you brought Jessica someone you know, I despise, and
on top of all that, you called my new friend Angie.
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Oh do you even know how embarrassing that was for me? Well,
I'm so sorry I embarrassed you in front of your
new friend Angie. You don't even know her. I mean,
you barely know her. God, why are you taking your side? Chloe?
There are no sides. You called her a hoe, end
of story. She should take it as a compliment. No, Chloe,
(12:18):
I'm serious. What's going on with you? Nothing? Nothing is
going on with me. But you know, if you just
come to the police station with me like I asked,
maybe I wouldn't have met up with Jessica. I didn't
call Jessica. You did, And Chloe, I told you I
had sound check. Why are my needs always second to yours?
I needed you plenty of times and you weren't there. Okay,
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I can't keep holding your hand while you make the
same mistakes over and over. Okay, who said anything about mistakes? Okay?
What about Amillis? Okay, that wasn't my fault. God, Chloe,
are you that dumb? Oh? Wow? Wow? Really we're just
name calling now. Listen, things have obviously been weird ever
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since gold Star. What are you talking about. I I
don't know. I just feel like you're a little jealous
that people like my music more than they liked yours.
Oh wow, okay, big shot Deja over here just wrote
one song that people like. Oh okay, Well, I'd rather
write one authentic song than a hundred bad rip offs.
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I don't write ripoffs. Yeah. Well that's the reason you
bombed a gold Star. We bombed, We bombed because that
right there, that's what I'm talking about. You're always chasing
some version of who you think you're supposed to be.
Just take some responsibility. Please, really, Okay, why don't you
look in the mirror, you know, maybe like how you're
chasing someone who doesn't actually want to be with you.
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What what are you talking about? Seriously, be honest with yourself.
Do you really think that you and Gina are going
to be a thing. We are already a thing, you
know what I mean? Gina is not going to just
like magically become monogamous, just be she met you. You
don't know that, no offense, but I do. You don't
have that much experience with polyamory or any memory for
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that matter. Well, thank you, But I can make my
own decisions. Okay, well, good luck with that. You know what, Chloe,
maybe it's just time you deal with your own ship
instead of focusing online. Like what about Paul? Don't you
dare bring Paul into this? Yeah? And what would he
say if he saw you? Right now? Chloe? You know what,
I'm gonna go before I say something that I regret. Good,
(14:29):
because that's the smartest thing you said all day. You'll
be quiet. Two best friends just get in fight. It
is good. Gelo City n Gi said, Actually he found
(15:01):
your phone your friendship because you know, Google Warming is
more important than you a French ship? Oh him, Puffy?
(15:21):
Oh my gosh, are you all along your mommy? Can
I bet you step away from my dog? Oh? Sorry,
I thought I was lost. I didn't see a leash
and I I need to leash my dogh Okay, okay,
it's no, no, I'm sorry. I didn't even realize. I
just well, maybe if your head wasn't stuck in your phone.
(15:43):
You know, damn millennials, you think you're titled to petty
other people. Okay, I'm not even a millennial. I'm a
gen zer, and you know what, Good luck setting up
your iPhone, bitch, God, damn. Hey mom, Mom, Hey, hon,
just calling to check in on you. Mom. Oh god,
(16:04):
this is a FaceTime. I can see her your wax also,
that actually has impacted you. Should get that checked out.
I didn't mean to FaceTime. I don't know why my
phone keeps doing that. I don't know. Mom, just asked Dad,
or just go out back and shoot your phone. Put
it out of its misery. Jesus, Chloe, are you okay? No?
(16:25):
But I don't really feel like being on the phones.
Was there something you called about. I just wanted to
see how it went with you and Daja at the
police station. Oh oh no, honey, Honey, what did I say?
What did I do? Honey? Don't cry? Oh sweetheart. I'm
a huge, gaping asshole, mom, and I just I just
(16:49):
don't like myself right now. Chloe, Honey, you're not a
gaping assholes. A doctor said I'm actually incapable of giving
birth to assholes. Shut up, Mom, that was just a joke. Honey,
what's going on? What happened? You can talk to me
about it? No, I can't. I can't talk to anybody.
(17:11):
Are you upset about the guitar? Because I told you
it's just a material thing. You're going to replace it.
It's going to be fine. Okay, honey, you know what,
maybe you should just take the day to yourself. You
could go to the spa, you get a massage or
talk to a therapist. What do you think will help?
(17:33):
I don't know. Um, that's not funny, Chloe. You know
what I like to do when I'm feeling down. I
like to get a little spiritual guidance. Oh my god, Mom,
I really don't feel like going in turns right now. God, no, honey,
you know, I was actually thinking you should get a
(17:54):
tarot card reading. Those are always fun and they're actually
eerily accurate. And remember these feelings. You're just like clouds, honey,
they'll pass by. Mom. I think you might be a genius.
I mean, if I can just put my mind to it,
I can make the clouds pass by. Well, no, that's
(18:17):
not what I'm ye. Yeah, I'll go get a reading.
They'll tell me everything I need to know and then boom,
my life will be in order again. That you're not.
Oh my god, okay, Vie, Mom, thank you, this is
(18:37):
I said, this is She blocks just go on the ground,
snatchop Facebook and she puts on her big goldie. I
have to purchase renters and russo won't stall your CRISI
(18:58):
that she almost and leastie orders taste like you gotta go.
She didn't start to Jesus, she tried to something called.
(19:18):
She called up Jina on the telephone. She's apologized for
calling her a vagina, but I still caught of figure.
It's me. I just wanted to apologize for the other night.
I don't remember much, but I'm pretty sure it was
a huge assel. What did she All she did was
(19:44):
like make ap calls like I'm so used, I'm so
good dused. Also like she's about to go get her
tarot card reading. Right, that's that's like, can we talk
about this? So, yes, you, torto Us will be returning.
I can't promise that I'll be returning in one piece though, Okay,
(20:07):
what does that mean? That'll be sixty dwellers. Please see
Michelle at the desk, Michelle, but but but bye, now, okay, next,
Hi there, my name is. Don't tell me a name.
It's better if I don't know. Okay, but now I know,
so I'm just gonna let that one side, all right,
I'll draw three cards one for your pass, present and future. Okay,
(20:30):
now tell me what questions do you have for the cards? Oh?
I have to have a question. Okay, um, come on,
hurry up now it's almost my length time. I've got
a room temps, spam and egg sandwich waiting for me.
M yum. Okay, all right, um, I want to ask
the cards how can I fix my life? Okay? Very typical?
(20:56):
All right, let's see what the cards have to say?
Shall we the tennis woods? Okay? Oh what does that mean? Okay,
please do It's very important that you do not interrupt
me all right now. As I was saying, the tennis woods,
this card represents pass right, tennis woods marks a painful
(21:18):
yet inevitable end is something. It is as if this
ending has come out of the blue and rock your world.
You're still cleaving that pain of the shocking loss. I
could see it right here in the cards. That makes sense.
Hold on, let me reade this down. You said something
about a pain. I'm sorry, we cannot go backwards. Oh okay, sorry?
(21:41):
Uh well, then what's next? Okay? The second card represents
the present? All right, now take a deep breath in
It shows the joker or some call it the fool. Okay.
The fool indicates new beginning. Okay, so what you do
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with this new beginning is your choice. But remember your
choice will affect your life path, so look before you leap.
Oh wow, it's very clear. Um, how soon will I
have to make a choice. The answer to that question
will be an additional twenty dollars. Okay, how would you
like to pay? Oh? Uh card? I guess? Yeah, great, great, great, great, Michelle, yep,
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Um the answer? You ready for this? It's soon? Okay,
moving forward. Lastly, we have the future cord. Pick wisely. Okay,
I'm gonna pick the one all the way to stop.
Don't say it out loud, just pick the card. Come on, okay,
this one, this one? Oh ah, the ampress. Well, the
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Empress card means the bulk of a new idea, business,
or project in your life. So discover and bring forth
those ideas that have been cleaning to you, and make
sure that you and vote yourself towards accomplishing them. All right, Okay, yes, okay, yes,
I knew it need deja to be a successful musician.
I can do it on my own. Desia. I was
(23:13):
wondering when you'd bring him up? Did you mean her exactly?
This presence is very strong with the stay shack and
feel feel the days all around right here? Now, yeah,
my god, if she ghost tell me the two of
you have experienced a skis him of sorts? Yeah? Yeah,
(23:34):
how did you know that? We? Are we going to
make up? Not so fast? That information will be an
additional twenty dollars. You should know that by now, Michelle,
did you hear that? Okay? So now tell me? Are
we are we going to make up? Yes? You will
well makeup on this day and from this day. Bo
(23:58):
just getting just this Derek joke? Okay, all right, listen,
you must fix the skits M within twenty four hours
or it will be forever, irreparably damage forever. All right,
cool Google coo cool, I got it twenty four hours
from this time. So that's um carry the two, honey,
(24:25):
that's that's this time tomorrow. Okay. I didn't think i'd
have to explain that one, got it? Yeah? I need
not We're done here, Michelle, hundred and five of this one? Okay? Thanks?
Oh and Michelle, can you text my husband? We need
a oat milk? Oh and that reminds me. Um follow
up with my mistress, Mindy, not Amy. You made that
mistake last time, and I had a lot of explaining today. Uh,
(24:49):
thank you, yeah, yeah, see you later, Michelle, where's my sandwich?
Cloe is she's stop? I mean she is not to
disagree or you know. Okay, okay, I'm like twenty four hours. Okay, Well,
(25:15):
I will call Desja. Oh, I'll order her favorite foods
so ingenious. Hello, Hi, I'd like to place an order
for delivery. Oh sure, yeah, it's sixteen Ocean Mary Drive,
Apartment two. Oh um, I'll take one general sauce chicken
with extra sauce. M yeah, one orange chicken and one
(25:37):
order of egg rols. Oh and and two orders of
crab rain goon mm hm. And how long is that
going to? Twenty minutes? Okay, sounds great. Yeah, I'll be there,
thank you. She ordered gin me. It's not hard how
to please? No, no, I know I do not except this.
(26:00):
She ate her Chinese. I mean, come on, hey, hey
over here. Oh wow, you guys are speedy. It's gonna
be thirty okay, okay, oh hey, I on one second,
you know what, let me grab some cash from inside.
(26:20):
Oh it's okay, you can come on in. Oh sorry, ship,
hold on, I don't have cash. Let me just get
some from my roommate. Deja, Hey, are you home? I
have a surprise for you, but I also have a
(26:41):
favorite ask. I promise I'll pay you back. Hey are
you here? If you're busy having hot hot sex? Just
yell yo, Okay, I'm opening the door, deja deja. If
you happen to come home right now, I'm going through
your secret stash in your closet. Oh my god, Oh no, no, no, no, no,
(27:08):
no shit? Are you Are you okay? There? God? Don't
where's suitcases gone? Fuck? Uh? God? She left? Oh my gosh,
she's gone. Desha is gone. H uh huh. I so
(27:34):
want to do a credit card. Always wanted to have
a bas friend and not. She goes back one day,
(27:55):
but I don't make it because everything is good. Her
cloves are gone. Things good here too, prescious God, her
templex is gone, comes good. Everything is good. This episode
(28:21):
was created and written by Alicia Brown, Sarah Ahmond, and
Sophie Dinner Call, directed and composed by Sarah Ahmand, with
music supervision by Alicia Brown and Sophie Dinnerical Executive produced
by Brian walland for Anthem Entertainment, produced by Selena Razzick
with audio by David Gulik and Take Gregor, starring Ranita Lewis,
Jules Forceburg, Larry and Leah Cocanets with additional voices by MICHAELA. McCormick,
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Sophie Dinner Call and Take Gregory. For more podcasts from
I Heart Radio, visit the I heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
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or wherever you get your podcasts. M
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