January 14, 2021 • 38 mins
Chloe gets a chance to make things right with Angie while Deja and Gina “talk.”
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Tampon Rock is a production of Anthem Entertainment and I
Heart Radio. Welcome to Tampon Rock. Tampon Rock, such a list,
(00:35):
we don't want any Previously on Tampon Rock, Gina and
Deja go to a cabin in the woods. Deja takes
trooms and Chloe goes back to therapy. Chloe to sessions,
to two sessions. Damn, we're not very godmother anymore. That
(01:00):
was so fucking fun. All right, Uh, they's just fine.
I think. Just just listen, you'll see thinking Joe sigh,
all right, playing all night. You're falling in you sip
into a nightmare, run in a nightmare. M h Where
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am I? This is the afterlife? Welcome to Heaven. I'm
your spirit guide. You can call me slowie. Now I'm
just getting here. Some water, oh god, m hm hm wow.
(01:52):
Oh whoever invided water was a genius? Wait? How did
I get here? Where's my phone? Oh? You threw it
in the backseat because you said and I quote it's
burning holes in my eyes unquote. Oh and it's dead. Anyway.
Let's just say that your phone saw a lot of
action last night. What do you mean you don't remember anything?
(02:15):
Grab my phone. Yeah, I could just go to my
photo album and click on that one. Yeah, yeah, right
there I present to you. Said, but a just swipe
through these Okay, but what am I looking at? Who
is that? Oh that's you? M M. I don't know,
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trust me, keep swiping. Wait where did my shirt go? Oh?
My god? Am I honestly I don't know why you're
wearing that life jacket as a diaper. Oh but wait,
there's actually there's more. Um, listen to these voicemails. Oh god,
(02:58):
more m hmm, Hey Chloe over, we need an extraction,
immediate extraction at the extraction point center of the woods.
Now your shirt? Oh I got a diaper, honey, I
don't know where I am. When I hold my finger up,
the wind definitely hits it. So the wind is coming
(03:19):
from the right side. Yeah no, wait, maybe the left
don't pete or poop or not getting out to popping. Okay,
that's enough of that. Yeah. That actually keeps going on
for another ten minutes, and they're like seven more voicemails.
Do you wanna talk about what happened? Oh? God? Which part?
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The part where I humiliated myself in front of Gina
and her friends? Or the mess to fight you and
I had um all of the events, Chloe. I told you,
I don't have the capacity for this right now. I'm
barely holding it together. Okay, let me just just say
one little thing and then I'll completely shut up, my promise. Okay, Okay, fine, fine, Okay.
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I'm sorry that I've been an asshole. I'm realizing I've
been insecure and that's my problem and not yours. And
I know I have a lot of stuff that I
need to work through. So that's all. I just I
just wanted to say that to you. Thank you for
saying that. Mm hmm oh. And also I love you. Oh,
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I love you, you love me. You're a happy barty. Seriously, though,
I do love you. We're good. I just have to
stop talking. I'm going to tid to go back to
concentrating on not puking. Okay, oh yeah, if you got it? Oh,
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can I play you something? I think it might actually
help distract you from puking. As as long as it's
not another video of me playing the part of Tom
Hanks in Castaway, then sure. Okay, fine, we'll skip that one.
Sell me. I think I'm a fucking It's so much
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more thandered that were my smells and I can't sho'll
blame you. A few hours later, Deja has charged her felon.
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I'm so addicted. Ah, why are so many people texting me? You?
You created this problem? No, god, I don't even want
to check to come on, we can do this. Let's
just rip the band aid off. Oh wow? Were you
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called Angie eleven times? What? And then me, I'm not jealous? Okay,
I'm a little jealous, but I'm I'm working on it.
Oh god, eleven times? Can you tell if we talked?
Oh my god? Not sure, although, oh it looks like
the longest call was only about thirty seconds. Oh see,
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you might have left her voicemail. Oh and it looks
like you have several missed calls from Angie and a voicemail.
Oh fuck, okay, let's just rip the band aid off.
I'm pressing play. Hey, Deja, I got your calls. Sounds
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like you had a real wild night. I hope you
didn't get eaten by all those monsters. Anyway, I'm not
sure if you still wanted to come to the studio today,
but if you do, I'll be here to like five.
If not, we've entered a new phase in our friendship
where we call each other where we are on drugs.
Super into that. Um, okay, feel better and I'll see
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you soon. Oh, I am absolutely not going to see her. God,
why did I call her? Why did I ask to
see her at work? I'm never taking drugs again. Hold
me to that. You know what they say the best
way to stop doing drugs is to follow through and
all the bad plans you made when you were sucked up? Clue?
(07:36):
Who who says that? Me? As I just said that.
I say that also, I would like to go with you.
I don't think that's a good idea. I feel like
she probably doesn't like you. You did call her and
ho Yeah, no, I know that's why I have to go.
I need to apologize. Consider this my band aid to
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rip point six to ten ninety eight point six the
ten Have you checked your temperature today? How there? Do
you have an appointment with someone? Sort of? I'm here
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to see Angie and Gie Chloe. I don't know her listening.
That's a bad book. Do you follow on Instagram? No
one puts her last name on Instagram? I mean I do. Oh,
it's probably why you only have two followers. Okay, rude,
it's actually two hundred forty three. So um, I just
(08:44):
checked the directory and we only have one angie, so
you're good. Uh, let me just give her a ring. Okay.
What's your name, Deja Freeman? Okay, one sec. Yeah, I
have a Deja Freeman here to see you? Oh cake, right,
all right? Ms Freeman, she'll be right with you. Okay, thanks. Also,
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just out of curiosity, what is her last name? I'm sorry,
I'm afraid I can't give out that information. Found it.
It's heart man. Well, I hope she doesn't heart men,
you got it? He Your dad jokes are worse than
my hangover right now. Oh my gosh, don't worry, Chloe,
I don't actually heart. Sorry I didn't. I didn't see
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there that. It was really a second impression that I
was trying to make. Well, that's why they say the
third times the charm, right right? So should I just
leave and then come back? What? Oh, that's that's me
trying to make a joke. Deja, you're alive. I'm honestly
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actually super surprised to see you here. I thought maybe
that was some sort of drunken voicemail thing. Where you
say you want to do something and then you actually
don't do it. But oh my god, that's what I
was saying. No, No, I definitely remember leaving you a
voicemail and expressing my interests and you're giving me a
tour and I stand by that. Okay, So you remember
asking me out? Then wait? What what I'm just playing?
(10:18):
I'm just playing I asked you out. No, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding. What is what's happening? So anyway, Angie, I
I wanted to come to because I owe you like
a billion apologies. Deja means a lot to me, and
I'm actually really so happy that she's found someone to
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connect with like you. I just got dumb and jealous,
right right, And don't forget you called me a hoes
and I called you, oh and I'm so sorry. Look, honestly,
if Desia can accept your apology, I guess I can
accept your apology too. Well, Deja, do you accept this Rose?
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I mean this apology. I do accept this Rose, I
mean this apology. But also, you didn't watch the recap
with that movie? How dare you accuse me of something
like that? I would never and I did. Okay, Yeah, okay, anyway,
We're all good cool. Are you guys actually down for
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a tour or do you need to catch up on
the Bachelor right now? Or we're like, oh tour please
when you stayous? And what constant isn't important? Fun story crying?
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You've listened to this song like thirty times already. Aren't
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you tired of it? Never? Hey? Come check out my outfit, Chloe.
Can you just turn it down and just keep turning
it down until it's off? See you know what? From once?
I agree with him. We haven't even played it live yet,
I mean, I mean, do you think that Stevie Nicks
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gets sick of Landslide? She's been playing it for forty
five years, so she's one sick of that song. Definitely.
I took my love and I took it down, climbed
a mountain and please, please, I just do you need
to be able to hear my own thoughts right now?
How can you hear your own thoughts with your phone
(13:13):
going off constantly? I don't even register phone sounds anymore. Well,
I'm registering them. So what are you in some group texts?
It's fine if you are, but tell me everything that's happening. No, wait,
it's fine. I was just texting Angie and a few people.
Some deeds first showed it right, Oh, Angie, she's still
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flirting with you. Angie, No, we're just friends. We don't flirt.
Oh come on, I saw it with my own eyes.
The flirt was just tripping out of her mouth. Tripp, Chloe,
do you hear yourself when you talk? Yeah? What? Uh?
(13:56):
Actually most of these texts are from Gina. Yikes? Are
you still avoiding her? I haven't texted her back since
the incident? Wow? That has some serious will be or
avoidant attachment style? Oh my god, are you reading that
book to what? Is everybody a part of the same
(14:17):
book club? Like? Did I miss the invite? I just
hope she doesn't ambush me at the show. Oh no,
she definitely will. She wouldn't miss us for the world.
I don't know, it's crazy. I just really don't want
to deal with it. Well, what are you feeling? I
don't know. I guess seeing Gina be so intimate with
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someone she's been in a serious relationship with monogamously really
bother me, you know, like it made me feel like
I'm just a temporary thing, Like we don't have a future.
Like I'm like, I'm just some placeholder until her other
partner moves back to Oakland or something. Huh. I mean
(15:05):
from what you told me, it doesn't sound like that
would happen. It just doesn't seem like she wants to
be monogamous. Yeah. Well, I guess that's the problem, because
I want to be monogamous. You did it. You finally
said it. I've been saying that the whole time. No no, no,
no no no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes no no,
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you've been judging Polly people, but you haven't actually admitted
that you want to be monogamous. Oh I thought that
was implied. Say it out loud. I just said it. No, No,
I just wanted to say it like Robert Pattinson says
it in Twilight. Okay, start over, Okay, say it out
loud by the people, say, Polly, if you don't date, don't,
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don't shake at another. This game another's a choice. Now
a man date, we'not gonna be charge out day. Get
it like man date? How you date a man? Thing?
Baby baby? I should get baby everything? BA think you
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should finish with color? Are you sure trust me on this? Okay?
This is our last song. Guys, Oh, I'm not sad.
It's anyone um this song goes watched my brother Paul
tell me what I love. I think I'm a fod.
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It's so much more than a whoa may smell shry
and I can't make on to cass you. Heah, no,
I shill blame all you. Oh I lost myself and
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my los Oh I lost myself when love you? She
seems like I'm ground. Someone come on me. I don't
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wanted to. I don't want to talk to anybody else.
Are you it's not got con or I wanted to
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figures fading a pad of Oh. I lost myself and
I love shoes. Oh, I lost myself when he los
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shoe seems like I ground someone upon me having to
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know those No we don't, we actually can't. But well
write more. Thank you all so much, Oh, Becky and Marie, Maggy, Marie, Yo,
that was like the best show you've ever played ever
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really for that first show? Oh okay, my god, don't
remind me. You guys were really dope. Honestly, you guys
have like grouch growth. Let me buy you some drinks. Yeah, thanks, Actually,
you guys go ahead. I'm gonna go say how to Angie.
I'll find you guys in a bit Angie, Hey, yo,
(19:57):
thank you so much for coming. I hope you had
a good time. Hmm. It was okay, Oh I'm kidding
it was awful. Oh no, no, no, I'm just kidding.
It was great. You killed you killed, I mean not
literally because that would be bad, but you killed right yeah?
(20:21):
Um yeah. So I was just waiting for the perfect time,
and I was wondering if you wanted to be on
my radio show. Oh my god, yeah, are you kidding? Yeah, deja,
I think someone's coming your way. I'll be at the
bar and i'll see you order. Hey, desa long time
no talk? Hey, I was going to respond to you
(20:44):
know you weren't. I have planned on it, but then
I just did it. It's okay, I get it. Listen,
I was just worried about you. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Oh No, look, I shouldn't have invited you on that trip.
I don't think it was the right thing for us. No,
it's fine. Actually I sort of invited myself anyway, and
(21:06):
it was good for me to see you in that dynamic. Yeah, sure,
I just wish you hadn't left. I think it was
for the best. I saw the videos and the pictures. Honestly,
all that just made me like you more. Let's me
yelling in the woods. That's hot to you. Yeah, well
you were topless, so um definitely. Yeah, kind of stop
(21:32):
flirting with me? What this is just how I talk? Yeah,
I know that's the problem. Damn it, damn you. Mm hmmm,
you're just so at Gina and Thesa back in the
(21:57):
bathroom again, how all my yo? Chloe, give me a
tequila shot? Hey? Can you make that too? Then? Thanks?
Thank you? Where did you just come from? Your hair?
(22:19):
Your your face looking very hot and bothered. This is
just my face, I know, regular deja face, and that
is not it whatever this is? Doing another shot? Okay,
hey toomar tequila shots please. Well, I'll be a little deja.
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It's all grown up now, just hooking up and taking names.
So who's a lucky lady? Data? You left your phone
in the bathroom? Okay, I see lovely to see you again, Gina,
I was always thanks. Well, I gotta get going, but
(23:00):
days I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, definitely, Bye, Gina, I
love you so much. Don't be a dick. Okay. So, um,
who's that about. I don't know, it's just her voice, stupid.
(23:20):
I felt victim again. Yeah, I mean I can't judge.
It happens to the best of us. Okay, so what's next.
Let's just get our stuff home, smoke some weed and
watch House Hunters International. Oh my god, absolutely yes, let's wait.
(23:41):
Are you sure you don't want to go home with Barrie? Nah?
I just want to hang out with my best friend.
Who mean yeah, obviously? And uh also, I think I
just want to be friends with Berrie. It's kind of
a weird dynamic. Yeah, I agree, that's a very smart idea.
(24:04):
Oh wait, I should say by it to Angie. Oh
she left a while ago. Actually, Oh, Clumber. Yeah, Andie
didn't seem super excited to see you in Gina together. Really, Yeah, dude,
I told you she's into you. Okay, whatever, let's go
eat cheese. Cheezee. They're eating cheese, doing what they please
(24:29):
that includes smoking the weed and then they go to
bed just to do it again. A pop up bass
between two friends watching h G t V. It's the
morning time? Did they even go to bed? Now they'll
be fine. Like when I was twenty three, I was
(24:49):
just like done to me. No, I don't want to know.
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(25:41):
cheese so cheap. Where it even is Lithuania? It's in Germany. No,
that can't be right. It's Lithuania country ship. Now I
to google it. Okay, so it's apparently in Europe. Oh
my god, Russia is so huge. I wonder why they
(26:03):
have so many secrets. So mean girls school? Yeah, okay,
I got it. Gina, Hi, Hey Dave, Hey, what's up?
We said we're going to hang today, so I thought
(26:24):
i'd just pop up. Is this about time? Oh yeah, no,
I mean it's fine. Uh, come on in. Let me
just put on some pants, no worries, nothing I haven't
seen before. Okay. Um. Oh, I'm gonna go to my room.
Hold on, let me just turn out to t V. Hey, Chloe, Hi, bye.
(26:48):
So I got you an ice latte and a croissant.
Oh I'm allergic to croissans. Oh shit, seriously, No, I'm kidding.
I love them. It was just a bad joke, thank you.
So a few of my friends are going to the park,
and I was thinking we could walk there and then
(27:10):
go to this cute little flea market nearby, or get
ice cream, some fun little day date stuff. Uh. None,
none of this sounds appealing. Okay, I'm up for anything
if you have any suggestions. I know we made plans
last night, but I was pretty drunk. That should really
(27:30):
stop doing that. Do you not want to hang out today?
It's not that, is it because of last weekend? Because
I know things are a bit like unresolved and it was.
It's just I think last weekend taught me a few
things about myself and like what I need. Okay, um,
(27:54):
just kind of realizing that I want to be in
a monogamous relationship. Oh and I know that it's not
what you're looking for, but that's okay. We just want
different things. Ah, I see, it doesn't change how I
feel about you. Yeah. Well, hearing that kind of sucks,
(28:18):
you know, because I've just been upfront with you this
whole time, and I can understand you were new to this,
so I can't really expect to, you know, just be
cool with everything right off the bat. I guess Wow,
thanks for understanding. Do you still want to go to
the park? I kind of want to check out that
(28:38):
flea market the asia we just broke up. I don't
really think I can just go be into being your
friend right now, right just like you told me, you're
realizing what's best for you. I'm realizing what's best for
me is to take some space, so we just ignore
(28:59):
each other. Ignoring each other and giving space are two
different things. I feel like giving space is just a
nicer way of saying that. Okay, well, I can't change
how you interpret that. All right, Well, I'm gonna go
put on pants. We'll talk later. I guess have a
good afternoon. Come on, I know you're upset. I'm not upset.
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That's just your interpretation, Gina. Okay, Well, I guess i'll
see you around then. Yeah, okay, bye, I can hear you. Chloe,
(29:50):
you can come in. Are you sure you don't want space? No?
Come in, Okay, I'm coming in now, very slowly. Davide, Sorry,
I think I lost a toenail. It's fine, it'll grow back. Okay,
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Oh god, how are you? Are you? Okay? I don't know.
Like I'm mad, but I'm also set. I'm smad. Nice.
Maybe I should have just tried harder with the whole
polyamory thing. I've never connected with anyone like I have
(30:35):
with her. What if I don't get that again? Maybe
she was the one Deja. She can't be the one
if she wasn't actively making you the one. Dude, you
don't realize how amazing you're doing already. How many times
have have I dated someone who was clearly the wrong
person for me, but I kept trying and dating them anyway? Oh? Yeah,
(30:56):
like Jessica and Emerless. I mean, we don't need to
list them, but yeah, that's that's what I'm getting at.
I was just ignoring what I actually wanted and needed
because I was too afraid to be alone. But you,
you're not like that. You stood up for your needs
with the first girl you ever dated. That's a lesbian miracle.
I'm so freaking proud of you. Well, I mean, if
(31:19):
you say it like that, I guess it kinda. I
don't know. Maybe I am the g o A yes
of all lesbianly Oh hang on, my mom's calling. Oh
pick it up. I want to say hi. I need
some motherly love right now. Okay, Hey Mama bear, Hey
(31:42):
han oh, hey Desia. Okay, miss Stevens. How are you
girls doing? Hell? You know, just laying in bed talking
about girls, trying not to cry. I used to love
crying in bed with my girlfriends. Okay, mom, Okay, so honey,
are you all packed? Your dad? No, you're gonna pick
you up from mom. Mama, mo mama, moa, And I
(32:04):
gotta go take a poop. Oh my god. Okay, I'll
call you later. Bye, mom, honey? Gross? Wait are you
going to visit your parents? Yeah? So I was gonna
tell you this earlier. Oh no, what. I didn't want
to bombard you while you were dealing with the GENA stuff.
It's fine when you coming back next week? Um No,
(32:29):
I don't think so. I'm not really sure how long
I'm going to be there. What does that mean? I
think I need to be home for a bit to
figure out some stuff with my parents about Paul and
everything else. Ship, you're gonna come back eventually, right, I
(32:51):
want to, you know, But don't worry about rent. My
parents are gonna help me cover it, so you don't
even have to stress about that. Oh. I don't know
what to say, Like, I'm glad you're going to work
on yourself and stuff. But thanks. I don't wish you
would have told me sooner. I know thing. I was afraid,
(33:13):
and we were, I mean, we were in such a
weird place before that. But you're right. I'm sorry. I
defin should have told you sooner. I hate this because
I'm gonna miss the funk out of you. I'm gonna
miss you too, dude. Now give me a hug before
you start crying on your bed. M h wait did
(33:36):
you just fart? Yeah? Sorry, So we will spot smells
(34:04):
call me smell today. All right? Do you have everything?
Bundy's chargers, toothbrush, toothpaste? Oh funk, I didn't back toothpaste.
Oh wait, my parents will have toothpaste right, I don't know.
Let's hope. So oh I think your uber is here?
(34:27):
All right? Well, have a good life. What no, love me?
Love me? Say that to me, Chloe, Yes, we go?
We remember? Oh good times we had together? Oh my god,
(34:50):
this is dumb. Keep me ho God, love you so much.
I love you too. I'll talk to you every day, yes, okay,
t to me when you get to the airport, and
then when you land, and then when you get home,
and then text me what you eat for dinner of course.
Oh and I'll text you I p perfect come here, Okay,
(35:16):
I'll try not to look back by okay. M hm,
Hey Angie, Um, any chance you're free and want to
hang out right now? Oh guys, it's over. It's over.
(35:40):
Should we start singing celebration? I mean, not celebrate, just
like a sad celebration. That's like it's like a funeral, right, yeah,
like a procession, a funeral procession. Yeah, bom bom bom.
But um, that's not. But seriously, in all seriousness, guys,
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the way to the end of this series season. Yeah,
and if and if you just skipped to this season,
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you're welcome, you know, choose it's choose your own adventure,
(36:23):
choose your own Yeah, you should watch them. Listen to
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just I say, start off with episode four, then skipped
to three, and then eight and then seven. Right yeah, yeah,
yeah again, Thank you all. Please tell everybody about you know,
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She already knows so, um, I would tell my you know,
grocery store delivery person. I'd tell my gas shrow and urologists,
I'd prow. Probably you know what. I told my O
g Y and she was like, congratulations, it's a tampon
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we don't want any Previously on Tampon Rock, Gina and
Deja go to a cabin in the woods. Deja takes
trooms and Chloe goes back to therapy. Chloe to sessions,
to two sessions. Damn, we're not very godmother anymore. That
(01:00):
was so fucking fun. All right, Uh, they's just fine.
I think. Just just listen, you'll see thinking Joe sigh,
all right, playing all night. You're falling in you sip
into a nightmare, run in a nightmare. M h Where
(01:32):
am I? This is the afterlife? Welcome to Heaven. I'm
your spirit guide. You can call me slowie. Now I'm
just getting here. Some water, oh god, m hm hm wow.
(01:52):
Oh whoever invided water was a genius? Wait? How did
I get here? Where's my phone? Oh? You threw it
in the backseat because you said and I quote it's
burning holes in my eyes unquote. Oh and it's dead. Anyway.
Let's just say that your phone saw a lot of
action last night. What do you mean you don't remember anything?
(02:15):
Grab my phone. Yeah, I could just go to my
photo album and click on that one. Yeah, yeah, right
there I present to you. Said, but a just swipe
through these Okay, but what am I looking at? Who
is that? Oh that's you? M M. I don't know,
(02:36):
trust me, keep swiping. Wait where did my shirt go? Oh?
My god? Am I honestly I don't know why you're
wearing that life jacket as a diaper. Oh but wait,
there's actually there's more. Um, listen to these voicemails. Oh god,
(02:58):
more m hmm, Hey Chloe over, we need an extraction,
immediate extraction at the extraction point center of the woods.
Now your shirt? Oh I got a diaper, honey, I
don't know where I am. When I hold my finger up,
the wind definitely hits it. So the wind is coming
(03:19):
from the right side. Yeah no, wait, maybe the left
don't pete or poop or not getting out to popping. Okay,
that's enough of that. Yeah. That actually keeps going on
for another ten minutes, and they're like seven more voicemails.
Do you wanna talk about what happened? Oh? God? Which part?
(03:44):
The part where I humiliated myself in front of Gina
and her friends? Or the mess to fight you and
I had um all of the events, Chloe. I told you,
I don't have the capacity for this right now. I'm
barely holding it together. Okay, let me just just say
one little thing and then I'll completely shut up, my promise. Okay, Okay, fine, fine, Okay.
(04:08):
I'm sorry that I've been an asshole. I'm realizing I've
been insecure and that's my problem and not yours. And
I know I have a lot of stuff that I
need to work through. So that's all. I just I
just wanted to say that to you. Thank you for
saying that. Mm hmm oh. And also I love you. Oh,
(04:30):
I love you, you love me. You're a happy barty. Seriously, though,
I do love you. We're good. I just have to
stop talking. I'm going to tid to go back to
concentrating on not puking. Okay, oh yeah, if you got it? Oh,
(04:55):
can I play you something? I think it might actually
help distract you from puking. As as long as it's
not another video of me playing the part of Tom
Hanks in Castaway, then sure. Okay, fine, we'll skip that one.
Sell me. I think I'm a fucking It's so much
(05:17):
more thandered that were my smells and I can't sho'll
blame you. A few hours later, Deja has charged her felon.
(05:48):
I'm so addicted. Ah, why are so many people texting me? You?
You created this problem? No, god, I don't even want
to check to come on, we can do this. Let's
just rip the band aid off. Oh wow? Were you
(06:11):
called Angie eleven times? What? And then me, I'm not jealous? Okay,
I'm a little jealous, but I'm I'm working on it.
Oh god, eleven times? Can you tell if we talked?
Oh my god? Not sure, although, oh it looks like
the longest call was only about thirty seconds. Oh see,
(06:34):
you might have left her voicemail. Oh and it looks
like you have several missed calls from Angie and a voicemail.
Oh fuck, okay, let's just rip the band aid off.
I'm pressing play. Hey, Deja, I got your calls. Sounds
(06:55):
like you had a real wild night. I hope you
didn't get eaten by all those monsters. Anyway, I'm not
sure if you still wanted to come to the studio today,
but if you do, I'll be here to like five.
If not, we've entered a new phase in our friendship
where we call each other where we are on drugs.
Super into that. Um, okay, feel better and I'll see
(07:16):
you soon. Oh, I am absolutely not going to see her. God,
why did I call her? Why did I ask to
see her at work? I'm never taking drugs again. Hold
me to that. You know what they say the best
way to stop doing drugs is to follow through and
all the bad plans you made when you were sucked up? Clue?
(07:36):
Who who says that? Me? As I just said that.
I say that also, I would like to go with you.
I don't think that's a good idea. I feel like
she probably doesn't like you. You did call her and
ho Yeah, no, I know that's why I have to go.
I need to apologize. Consider this my band aid to
(07:59):
rip point six to ten ninety eight point six the
ten Have you checked your temperature today? How there? Do
you have an appointment with someone? Sort of? I'm here
(08:22):
to see Angie and Gie Chloe. I don't know her listening.
That's a bad book. Do you follow on Instagram? No
one puts her last name on Instagram? I mean I do. Oh,
it's probably why you only have two followers. Okay, rude,
it's actually two hundred forty three. So um, I just
(08:44):
checked the directory and we only have one angie, so
you're good. Uh, let me just give her a ring. Okay.
What's your name, Deja Freeman? Okay, one sec. Yeah, I
have a Deja Freeman here to see you? Oh cake, right,
all right? Ms Freeman, she'll be right with you. Okay, thanks. Also,
(09:06):
just out of curiosity, what is her last name? I'm sorry,
I'm afraid I can't give out that information. Found it.
It's heart man. Well, I hope she doesn't heart men,
you got it? He Your dad jokes are worse than
my hangover right now. Oh my gosh, don't worry, Chloe,
I don't actually heart. Sorry I didn't. I didn't see
(09:33):
there that. It was really a second impression that I
was trying to make. Well, that's why they say the
third times the charm, right right? So should I just
leave and then come back? What? Oh, that's that's me
trying to make a joke. Deja, you're alive. I'm honestly
(09:55):
actually super surprised to see you here. I thought maybe
that was some sort of drunken voicemail thing. Where you
say you want to do something and then you actually
don't do it. But oh my god, that's what I
was saying. No, No, I definitely remember leaving you a
voicemail and expressing my interests and you're giving me a
tour and I stand by that. Okay, So you remember
asking me out? Then wait? What what I'm just playing?
(10:18):
I'm just playing I asked you out. No, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding. What is what's happening? So anyway, Angie, I
I wanted to come to because I owe you like
a billion apologies. Deja means a lot to me, and
I'm actually really so happy that she's found someone to
(10:40):
connect with like you. I just got dumb and jealous,
right right, And don't forget you called me a hoes
and I called you, oh and I'm so sorry. Look, honestly,
if Desia can accept your apology, I guess I can
accept your apology too. Well, Deja, do you accept this Rose?
(11:03):
I mean this apology. I do accept this Rose, I
mean this apology. But also, you didn't watch the recap
with that movie? How dare you accuse me of something
like that? I would never and I did. Okay, Yeah, okay, anyway,
We're all good cool. Are you guys actually down for
(11:25):
a tour or do you need to catch up on
the Bachelor right now? Or we're like, oh tour please
when you stayous? And what constant isn't important? Fun story crying?
(11:46):
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listening to the same playlists over and over her again?
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(12:08):
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You've listened to this song like thirty times already. Aren't
(12:31):
you tired of it? Never? Hey? Come check out my outfit, Chloe.
Can you just turn it down and just keep turning
it down until it's off? See you know what? From once?
I agree with him. We haven't even played it live yet,
I mean, I mean, do you think that Stevie Nicks
(12:52):
gets sick of Landslide? She's been playing it for forty
five years, so she's one sick of that song. Definitely.
I took my love and I took it down, climbed
a mountain and please, please, I just do you need
to be able to hear my own thoughts right now?
How can you hear your own thoughts with your phone
(13:13):
going off constantly? I don't even register phone sounds anymore. Well,
I'm registering them. So what are you in some group texts?
It's fine if you are, but tell me everything that's happening. No, wait,
it's fine. I was just texting Angie and a few people.
Some deeds first showed it right, Oh, Angie, she's still
(13:36):
flirting with you. Angie, No, we're just friends. We don't flirt.
Oh come on, I saw it with my own eyes.
The flirt was just tripping out of her mouth. Tripp, Chloe,
do you hear yourself when you talk? Yeah? What? Uh?
(13:56):
Actually most of these texts are from Gina. Yikes? Are
you still avoiding her? I haven't texted her back since
the incident? Wow? That has some serious will be or
avoidant attachment style? Oh my god, are you reading that
book to what? Is everybody a part of the same
(14:17):
book club? Like? Did I miss the invite? I just
hope she doesn't ambush me at the show. Oh no,
she definitely will. She wouldn't miss us for the world.
I don't know, it's crazy. I just really don't want
to deal with it. Well, what are you feeling? I
don't know. I guess seeing Gina be so intimate with
(14:41):
someone she's been in a serious relationship with monogamously really
bother me, you know, like it made me feel like
I'm just a temporary thing, Like we don't have a future.
Like I'm like, I'm just some placeholder until her other
partner moves back to Oakland or something. Huh. I mean
(15:05):
from what you told me, it doesn't sound like that
would happen. It just doesn't seem like she wants to
be monogamous. Yeah. Well, I guess that's the problem, because
I want to be monogamous. You did it. You finally
said it. I've been saying that the whole time. No no, no,
no no no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes no no,
(15:28):
you've been judging Polly people, but you haven't actually admitted
that you want to be monogamous. Oh I thought that
was implied. Say it out loud. I just said it. No, No,
I just wanted to say it like Robert Pattinson says
it in Twilight. Okay, start over, Okay, say it out
loud by the people, say, Polly, if you don't date, don't,
(16:02):
don't shake at another. This game another's a choice. Now
a man date, we'not gonna be charge out day. Get
it like man date? How you date a man? Thing?
Baby baby? I should get baby everything? BA think you
(16:29):
should finish with color? Are you sure trust me on this? Okay?
This is our last song. Guys, Oh, I'm not sad.
It's anyone um this song goes watched my brother Paul
tell me what I love. I think I'm a fod.
(16:55):
It's so much more than a whoa may smell shry
and I can't make on to cass you. Heah, no,
I shill blame all you. Oh I lost myself and
(17:24):
my los Oh I lost myself when love you? She
seems like I'm ground. Someone come on me. I don't
(18:00):
wanted to. I don't want to talk to anybody else.
Are you it's not got con or I wanted to
(18:24):
figures fading a pad of Oh. I lost myself and
I love shoes. Oh, I lost myself when he los
(18:45):
shoe seems like I ground someone upon me having to
(19:13):
know those No we don't, we actually can't. But well
write more. Thank you all so much, Oh, Becky and Marie, Maggy, Marie, Yo,
that was like the best show you've ever played ever
(19:35):
really for that first show? Oh okay, my god, don't
remind me. You guys were really dope. Honestly, you guys
have like grouch growth. Let me buy you some drinks. Yeah, thanks, Actually,
you guys go ahead. I'm gonna go say how to Angie.
I'll find you guys in a bit Angie, Hey, yo,
(19:57):
thank you so much for coming. I hope you had
a good time. Hmm. It was okay, Oh I'm kidding
it was awful. Oh no, no, no, I'm just kidding.
It was great. You killed you killed, I mean not
literally because that would be bad, but you killed right yeah?
(20:21):
Um yeah. So I was just waiting for the perfect time,
and I was wondering if you wanted to be on
my radio show. Oh my god, yeah, are you kidding? Yeah, deja,
I think someone's coming your way. I'll be at the
bar and i'll see you order. Hey, desa long time
no talk? Hey, I was going to respond to you
(20:44):
know you weren't. I have planned on it, but then
I just did it. It's okay, I get it. Listen,
I was just worried about you. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Oh No, look, I shouldn't have invited you on that trip.
I don't think it was the right thing for us. No,
it's fine. Actually I sort of invited myself anyway, and
(21:06):
it was good for me to see you in that dynamic. Yeah, sure,
I just wish you hadn't left. I think it was
for the best. I saw the videos and the pictures. Honestly,
all that just made me like you more. Let's me
yelling in the woods. That's hot to you. Yeah, well
you were topless, so um definitely. Yeah, kind of stop
(21:32):
flirting with me? What this is just how I talk? Yeah,
I know that's the problem. Damn it, damn you. Mm hmmm,
you're just so at Gina and Thesa back in the
(21:57):
bathroom again, how all my yo? Chloe, give me a
tequila shot? Hey? Can you make that too? Then? Thanks?
Thank you? Where did you just come from? Your hair?
(22:19):
Your your face looking very hot and bothered. This is
just my face, I know, regular deja face, and that
is not it whatever this is? Doing another shot? Okay,
hey toomar tequila shots please. Well, I'll be a little deja.
(22:40):
It's all grown up now, just hooking up and taking names.
So who's a lucky lady? Data? You left your phone
in the bathroom? Okay, I see lovely to see you again, Gina,
I was always thanks. Well, I gotta get going, but
(23:00):
days I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, definitely, Bye, Gina, I
love you so much. Don't be a dick. Okay. So, um,
who's that about. I don't know, it's just her voice, stupid.
(23:20):
I felt victim again. Yeah, I mean I can't judge.
It happens to the best of us. Okay, so what's next.
Let's just get our stuff home, smoke some weed and
watch House Hunters International. Oh my god, absolutely yes, let's wait.
(23:41):
Are you sure you don't want to go home with Barrie? Nah?
I just want to hang out with my best friend.
Who mean yeah, obviously? And uh also, I think I
just want to be friends with Berrie. It's kind of
a weird dynamic. Yeah, I agree, that's a very smart idea.
(24:04):
Oh wait, I should say by it to Angie. Oh
she left a while ago. Actually, Oh, Clumber. Yeah, Andie
didn't seem super excited to see you in Gina together. Really, Yeah, dude,
I told you she's into you. Okay, whatever, let's go
eat cheese. Cheezee. They're eating cheese, doing what they please
(24:29):
that includes smoking the weed and then they go to
bed just to do it again. A pop up bass
between two friends watching h G t V. It's the
morning time? Did they even go to bed? Now they'll
be fine. Like when I was twenty three, I was
(24:49):
just like done to me. No, I don't want to know.
Please stop? Okay? Are you d TF? That's d T
F Arrol and Timbury Fun Hour, the greatest sex education
comedy game show podcast in the known universe. Hi, I'm
sexuality educator Dr Timmory and I'm sexuality enthusiast and comedian
(25:12):
Darryl Charles. Join us as we go over the newest
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Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you can fit a podcast
that's right fitted in there. Apartments in Lithuania are so
(25:41):
cheese so cheap. Where it even is Lithuania? It's in Germany. No,
that can't be right. It's Lithuania country ship. Now I
to google it. Okay, so it's apparently in Europe. Oh
my god, Russia is so huge. I wonder why they
(26:03):
have so many secrets. So mean girls school? Yeah, okay,
I got it. Gina, Hi, Hey Dave, Hey, what's up?
We said we're going to hang today, so I thought
(26:24):
i'd just pop up. Is this about time? Oh yeah, no,
I mean it's fine. Uh, come on in. Let me
just put on some pants, no worries, nothing I haven't
seen before. Okay. Um. Oh, I'm gonna go to my room.
Hold on, let me just turn out to t V. Hey, Chloe, Hi, bye.
(26:48):
So I got you an ice latte and a croissant.
Oh I'm allergic to croissans. Oh shit, seriously, No, I'm kidding.
I love them. It was just a bad joke, thank you.
So a few of my friends are going to the park,
and I was thinking we could walk there and then
(27:10):
go to this cute little flea market nearby, or get
ice cream, some fun little day date stuff. Uh. None,
none of this sounds appealing. Okay, I'm up for anything
if you have any suggestions. I know we made plans
last night, but I was pretty drunk. That should really
(27:30):
stop doing that. Do you not want to hang out today?
It's not that, is it because of last weekend? Because
I know things are a bit like unresolved and it was.
It's just I think last weekend taught me a few
things about myself and like what I need. Okay, um,
(27:54):
just kind of realizing that I want to be in
a monogamous relationship. Oh and I know that it's not
what you're looking for, but that's okay. We just want
different things. Ah, I see, it doesn't change how I
feel about you. Yeah. Well, hearing that kind of sucks,
(28:18):
you know, because I've just been upfront with you this
whole time, and I can understand you were new to this,
so I can't really expect to, you know, just be
cool with everything right off the bat. I guess Wow,
thanks for understanding. Do you still want to go to
the park? I kind of want to check out that
(28:38):
flea market the asia we just broke up. I don't
really think I can just go be into being your
friend right now, right just like you told me, you're
realizing what's best for you. I'm realizing what's best for
me is to take some space, so we just ignore
(28:59):
each other. Ignoring each other and giving space are two
different things. I feel like giving space is just a
nicer way of saying that. Okay, well, I can't change
how you interpret that. All right, Well, I'm gonna go
put on pants. We'll talk later. I guess have a
good afternoon. Come on, I know you're upset. I'm not upset.
(29:21):
That's just your interpretation, Gina. Okay, Well, I guess i'll
see you around then. Yeah, okay, bye, I can hear you. Chloe,
(29:50):
you can come in. Are you sure you don't want space? No?
Come in, Okay, I'm coming in now, very slowly. Davide, Sorry,
I think I lost a toenail. It's fine, it'll grow back. Okay,
(30:14):
Oh god, how are you? Are you? Okay? I don't know.
Like I'm mad, but I'm also set. I'm smad. Nice.
Maybe I should have just tried harder with the whole
polyamory thing. I've never connected with anyone like I have
(30:35):
with her. What if I don't get that again? Maybe
she was the one Deja. She can't be the one
if she wasn't actively making you the one. Dude, you
don't realize how amazing you're doing already. How many times
have have I dated someone who was clearly the wrong
person for me, but I kept trying and dating them anyway? Oh? Yeah,
(30:56):
like Jessica and Emerless. I mean, we don't need to
list them, but yeah, that's that's what I'm getting at.
I was just ignoring what I actually wanted and needed
because I was too afraid to be alone. But you,
you're not like that. You stood up for your needs
with the first girl you ever dated. That's a lesbian miracle.
I'm so freaking proud of you. Well, I mean, if
(31:19):
you say it like that, I guess it kinda. I
don't know. Maybe I am the g o A yes
of all lesbianly Oh hang on, my mom's calling. Oh
pick it up. I want to say hi. I need
some motherly love right now. Okay, Hey Mama bear, Hey
(31:42):
han oh, hey Desia. Okay, miss Stevens. How are you
girls doing? Hell? You know, just laying in bed talking
about girls, trying not to cry. I used to love
crying in bed with my girlfriends. Okay, mom, Okay, so honey,
are you all packed? Your dad? No, you're gonna pick
you up from mom. Mama, mo mama, moa, And I
(32:04):
gotta go take a poop. Oh my god. Okay, I'll
call you later. Bye, mom, honey? Gross? Wait are you
going to visit your parents? Yeah? So I was gonna
tell you this earlier. Oh no, what. I didn't want
to bombard you while you were dealing with the GENA stuff.
It's fine when you coming back next week? Um No,
(32:29):
I don't think so. I'm not really sure how long
I'm going to be there. What does that mean? I
think I need to be home for a bit to
figure out some stuff with my parents about Paul and
everything else. Ship, you're gonna come back eventually, right, I
(32:51):
want to, you know, But don't worry about rent. My
parents are gonna help me cover it, so you don't
even have to stress about that. Oh. I don't know
what to say, Like, I'm glad you're going to work
on yourself and stuff. But thanks. I don't wish you
would have told me sooner. I know thing. I was afraid,
(33:13):
and we were, I mean, we were in such a
weird place before that. But you're right. I'm sorry. I
defin should have told you sooner. I hate this because
I'm gonna miss the funk out of you. I'm gonna
miss you too, dude. Now give me a hug before
you start crying on your bed. M h wait did
(33:36):
you just fart? Yeah? Sorry, So we will spot smells
(34:04):
call me smell today. All right? Do you have everything?
Bundy's chargers, toothbrush, toothpaste? Oh funk, I didn't back toothpaste.
Oh wait, my parents will have toothpaste right, I don't know.
Let's hope. So oh I think your uber is here?
(34:27):
All right? Well, have a good life. What no, love me?
Love me? Say that to me, Chloe, Yes, we go?
We remember? Oh good times we had together? Oh my god,
(34:50):
this is dumb. Keep me ho God, love you so much.
I love you too. I'll talk to you every day, yes, okay,
t to me when you get to the airport, and
then when you land, and then when you get home,
and then text me what you eat for dinner of course.
Oh and I'll text you I p perfect come here, Okay,
(35:16):
I'll try not to look back by okay. M hm,
Hey Angie, Um, any chance you're free and want to
hang out right now? Oh guys, it's over. It's over.
(35:40):
Should we start singing celebration? I mean, not celebrate, just
like a sad celebration. That's like it's like a funeral, right, yeah,
like a procession, a funeral procession. Yeah, bom bom bom.
But um, that's not. But seriously, in all seriousness, guys,
(36:02):
to all of our theoretical listeners who've made it all
the way to the end of this series season. Yeah,
and if and if you just skipped to this season,
just skip to the end. Some people just only listen
to the last episode. That so we appreciate at those people. Yeah,
you're welcome, you know, choose it's choose your own adventure,
(36:23):
choose your own Yeah, you should watch them. Listen to
these podcasts and not order. What is it sequential? Don't
just I say, start off with episode four, then skipped
to three, and then eight and then seven. Right yeah, yeah,
yeah again, Thank you all. Please tell everybody about you know,
(36:44):
the podcast Sarah, who would you would tell my mom?
She already knows so, um, I would tell my you know,
grocery store delivery person. I'd tell my gas shrow and urologists,
I'd prow. Probably you know what. I told my O
g Y and she was like, congratulations, it's a tampon
(37:08):
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