January 23, 2023 • 49 mins
Teddi is in Cabo with Kyle Richards’ for her birthday trip!
Kyle is in the hot seat answering ALL of our burning questions including why she distanced herself from the RHOBH ladies this year and how she feels about a Legacy show for Beverly Hills.
Plus, Tamra contemplates joining OnlyFans to spy on another housewife.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon can'ts and
camerage Edge. Okay, guys, so welcome to two teas in
a pod once again. I'm a consummate professional, so I'm
here ready reporting for work, even from Mexico. I'm in
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Mexico too. Every single time I post something to my stories,
Tam rights fuck off, or like why aren't you texting
me back? Or then her last text was every time
I see one of your insant story post, it makes
me depressed because I've been sitting in a damn reclainer
(00:44):
for this is going on four weeks, and I'm tired
of the ship. I'm starting to get depressed it. Today
I decided I'm gonna act like my Mexico. Well, you
look really good. Cheers to your Morocca. You can't have
beverages yet. Oh there's your Celsius. That of the first
one I've had since I've had my surgery. I've really
just been drinking a ton of water. It's really been boring.
(01:06):
You know what, golf collaps for your tom whatever. You
want me to tell you how my day started today,
I guess I accidentally accident. If you just say, if
you're about to sell your pier, poop your pants? I
don't want to know. Well, it's about poop, I asked, listen.
I accidentally posted a picture of dogshit on my Instagram
story was dog You don't even have a dog. It's
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my mom's. You know, she lives in an apartment connected
to our house. It's her mom, it's your ship. My
mom's dogshit. Little Andy Cohen is the name of her dog,
and his name was Andy Cohen. Yes, And it goes
out in my courtyard and I have this new tile
out there, totally redone. It looks like wood planks, and
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it keeps pissing and shipping all over it. So I
told her stop it, make it stop. And so I
was going through my pictures early this morning and I
didn't realize I was on Instagram and I went to
delete that because I was disgusting. It was because I
sent it to her at work. I'm like, your dog
is shipping and piss and all over the place. Sorry,
won't let it happen again. And I accidentally posted it. Well,
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why can't she pick it up exactly? Well, I have
I have way more positive news than your tam. Okay,
let's hear it um some positive news. Oh yeah, you
you love it well. First off, a couple of days
ago after the pod, we found out that everything was good,
and my lymph node that came back good. But today
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I just got a text as I was sitting out
where here's the thing that also drives me nuts. Everybody
that's messaging me, like, Teddy, why are you in Mexico.
It's disgusting. You're supposed to be nowhere near the sun.
I'm like, listen, I'm wearing a cover up, a hat, sunglasses,
I'm under an umbrella, I have zinc on my back.
Like I I gonna say, I got a little concerned
because I saw a little sun on your chest that
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was not sunk on top of it. So I'm not
giving you any shit about it. But I'm in the
same boat. I'm not allowed to be in the sun either,
but you know what I mean, not in the walking
from my room to the pool where then I'm completely covered,
and because for a second there's like a glimmer of
spray tan meshed onto my tan skin. That is not Actually,
(03:24):
by the way, you can be in the sun. It's
not like you can't ever be in the sun. You're
not a freaking vampire. Now you just have to have
like the really appropriate yeah my sun screens like a
well either way, Dr ferries the man behind the green
text his green text, which is always questionable, but it says, um,
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just so you know, the final three skin biopsies are
all benign. Nothing more needs to be done with them.
Let me know if you have any other trouble with
any of the sun yea um. And then he's I
said yea, yeah, yeah, when do I need to go back?
And he said I'll see you in three months? So good, good,
(04:10):
good good. I can live with all of this. This
was a great way to start um, which leads us
to somewhere in this episode we will have a random
drop in. I'm sure you guys can figure out who
it's going to be, but we do not know the
time frame because everyone's living their best life out by
the pool and I came up here. Are you guys
already drinking? Um? What is it? Does a frog have
(04:34):
a water tight asshole? Stopt um? Okay, so the first
Housewife headline is Tory Spelling's confession about Denise Richards. Only
fans to take machades off to see Yeah, the Beverly
Hills nine or two actress admitted to spending big bucks.
(04:55):
I think it was four hundred on um to see
get pictures of Denise correct to see um. As Tori
explained during a recent appearance on Jeff Louis Live, I've
been friends with her for years and I was just
kind of fascinated by the whole only fans and I'm
not gonna lie. I was like, let me check it out.
What is it? Entails? After learning that users needed to
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pay for a subscription in order to gain entry to
Denise's account, Tori said she find signed up under a
fake name. It's riven ng. I just wanted to see
it's my friend. I'm like, hey, how far is she going?
Tori's curiosity eventually led to her tipping Denise's account so
she could send the message to the star, Hey love
what I'm seeing. Would love to see more Her total
(05:38):
bill and I ended up spending the course of two
days four dollars. Tori admitted, I couldn't stop, So, you know,
I can't just let things be. And you know who
my friend also is Tori spelling Tori spelling yep. I
So I sent her a text and just said, listen, Tori,
I don't have four hundred to be thrown around right
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now to be busy in Mexico. I'm busy in Mexico.
I'm also blocked on the Instagram, so like, I don't
really need to be paying my way into only fans.
But I said, wait, wait wait did he says you blocked? Oh? Yeah,
of course I've been blocked ever since my dad came
for her. Um, I gotta see if I'm blocked. You're
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not blocked. She hadn't followed me, um, but eat anyhoo, Tori,
I sent her a text and I just said, hey,
just just saw the news. I like how I call
it the news, as if it's like or like Dateline. Meanwhile,
it's like Jeff TMZ or Jeff Jeffess blurb on Reality
(06:44):
Steve or whatever it is. Okay, so I write, so,
now that you spent four hundred dollars, what is it?
Can you send me a screenshot? And she wrote this,
I did not know you cannot screenshot from only fans, right.
It's like it's like the apps to Hulu and Peacock
and all those. You can't screenshot a picture from that either.
So it's apparently a lot of tip shots. Um, and
(07:09):
you cannot take screen grabs, which I wanted to be, like,
why don't you grab Dean ask him to take a
pick of the thing, like there's ways to get there?
Friends with her? Why didn't she just instead of spending
the four dollars, why didn't she just call her up
an ascar? I think the word friends can be used
quite loosely friendly with her. Friendly, I think they like
each other. I mean, she obviously didn't figure out a
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way to send me the picture. She didn't dog her out,
but like I didn't, I don't know. I didn't. I
didn't know it was gonna be tits. I didn't know
if it was gonna be large's feet. I didn't know
where works. I have an idea, how about you and
I have an only fans Actually I already have one.
I just wanted to see it was about and I
had to sign up to look at it. But I
never I don't know how to work. Have you spent
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money on anyone? Would you spend money on me? If
I were to show you, I'm not going to show
you what if I were to show you stick, I've
never shown you my nipple. I think that we've gotten
dressed for a photo shoot together. So true, but I
wasn't like, no, no, is that what she does? Is
it video or just pick? I don't know, there's no
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I'm going to go the only fans and I'm going
to figure this out. And I think that each of
us should get our own account and we can see
who makes the most money in one month. Okay, so
she can't she if Tory Spelling is willing to spend
four imagine what like a random person that's sexually attracted
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to Denise's she's making good money. Well, last night at
dinner here we got into a competition, not a competition,
a conversation about, um, some of our sex capades in
our past and our youth. And they were asking me
about mine, and I was like, if there was a
c actor in Hollywood, I was out to find them,
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and I for we're trying to bang actors. I wasn't trying.
I just did wait okay, so wait a minute, who
did what actor? Did you bang? I mean, I think
you probably don't even know who they are. Um. The
next thing is Sharon Stone clarifies her reaction to Lisa
(09:20):
Arena leaving real housewice with Beverly Hills, Queens of Bravo
our buddy who I message by the way, And I said,
Queens of Bravo, please reveal your face to me. Um.
They said no, they said no, I know. I actually
talked with them. I don't know if it's a guy
a girl. What said? They do not show their face
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to anybody? Who are they? Marshmallow? And I said, and
I think they said something like Teddy likes to investigator
or something. But I told them, great job they're doing.
We get a lot of our our stuff from them.
They report on everything. So do we think, okay, I
have to more than one person because it does say
Queen's So do we think multiple people are running the account? Probably? Probably? Um,
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I have to admit um. I binged season eight of
The Real Housewife said Beverly Hills, fuck you, oh fuck you?
Oh my god, I have to tell you where I'm
laying in bed when my reclainer, Eddie's in bed and
he's on his laptop with this ear buds in and
I have it on, and all of a sudden he yells,
(10:26):
what is Teddy wearing? And I'm because he had his
ear beds in and I'm like, what is she wearing?
You're in Vegas. You have this lace, black lace. It
was so short, your booty was hanging out high hills
on Um. I that you look good. That outfit, which
I like to name my Chanya Harding outfit. I borrowed
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it from Laura, who did my hair. And I remember
being like, I don't really have anything to go to Vegas.
Have been married for a while, I haven't gone to Vegas.
Blah blach, like this would be hot. And I remember
walking in and I was like, holy sh it, I'm
a disaster zone. Until Erica came in and she was
dressed as a policeman and I was like, he's taken
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off me. I would have to say, you're much more
bougie now than you were back then. Well, I was
broke then you weren't broke. I was. And I don't
remember that house you lived in. That's the first house
that I lived in the Okay So I thought the
first house she lived in was the one with the
decking overlooking No. My first season, I lived in our
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Hercules house. I wasn't broke, but my my husband made
the primary like the most of our finances and I
refused to ever ask him for money, so I had
my money. I just got a text on Vickie what saying,
oh my god. But anyways, Sharon Stone did like a
(11:58):
clapping hands on to the post that was negative about Lisarenna,
and um, well it says Lisa Rena's out and then
Sharon Stone just a bunch of clapping hands and then
Sharon Stone post on her story. Just to be clear,
I love li SaRenna. She is my friend and the
only housewife I know and love. The only reason I'm
clapping is I can see more of her. And you
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know what, I believe it. I do think I they
like each other. I actually myself had to send Lisarenna
Texas Morning because of a housewife hand had said the
one I sent you, Yeah, fuck. I was like, that
was on the on the each cover of Yahhoodahoo. I
want to go get my my mail and I opened
it up and there's Teddy Joe talking shit about Lisa Arenna.
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But I said the thing, and I said, listen, I
just read this article. Here's the details if you want
to take the time to read it. It's kind of
a compliment towards you. It wasn't like when I said
that you what was the phrase that you're a loose cannon.
It's something you always say, but take a look and
how you feel, and she wrote back, UM, very sweet
of you to give me a heads up. But I
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know you and I love you, and I know this
is I don't feel like she gets upset about stuff
like that. She would have if I would have said
she would have Yeah, if I would have said, like,
she deserves to be gone. But you can't say that,
he said, Luiz Cannon. I'm pretty sure she knows. She's
she knows, but I know I'm a loose cannon. So
somebody said I never I really wouldn't care. And one
of the girls I'm on this trip with it's also
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best friends with Lisa Renna, So I was like, ship,
I need to say something to her because you know,
she's in Paris right now with Erica l VPS at
the same hotel. Oh this is You're not gonna like this. What?
But after watching season eight, I really miss Lisa vander
Pump on Beverly Hills. I really do. She had some
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great one liners. She's funny. I like, yeah, she's she's
got her little script that she follows with her one
liner jokes and does all the things that she needs
to do. I'm fine if she comes at I don't
know she don't. I don't know that that's actually but
I just I really forgot. But I don't particularly love
is this Sutton and Garcel doing the most to show
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that they're in pictures with her. I'm like, you were
never on the show with her? Oh, isn't that the worst?
Like it's it's one thing to like people will get anno.
Like even the fact that Kyle posted a photo of
me that people like, why are you trying to make
Teddy happen? What? Then? And it's like, she's one of
my best friends and we're on a trip with no
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other housewives. I'm not trying to make her happy happen.
This is this is your friend, this is my friend. Um.
But like Sutton and Garcell trying to create this narrative
that they're so close with l v P. All I
want to say to them is yeah, I was there too,
good fucking luck. Yeah, But isn't it kind of um
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the last jokes on them once that comes out? Also,
my guests who Eyes says that Ida is not going
to be unreal Housewives of Beverly Hills. I know, we
talked about her last week and I dug in with
one of my friends that is close with her, and
she said, I can't imagine. This is no one in
the sphere of housewives. And she was like, I really
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cannot imagine that they would open up their life that
much to the show. So there, Well, I feel like
whenever casting is going on, so many I mean, if
you're seeing if if like, I'm sure they're probably going
crazy saying now that at least Fander props coming back
because she's been with Carcel, she's been with Sutton. Um.
I think it's funny when other housewives hang out with
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old housewives, you know, prior housewives, and then all of
a sudden, the rumors starts She's coming back, She's coming back.
It's like, oh my god. Or if I go out
with one of just my friends that I've had for years,
people will text me, where's Vicky? How come Shannon's not there?
Why isn't Viki there? I'm like, oh my god, do
you think like all we do is hang out all
the time? Like people the public is crazy, They're nuts.
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Not So the next one is actually Darby spotted supporting
Luke in Minnesota. She said things are complicated with Luke. Um, no, ship,
things are complicated with Ashley. Uh at this point in time,
are they together or not together? I'm my guess is
they're hooking up on and off. There's nothing serious. But
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they lived in different states, right, they live in different places.
First it started as a press. I'm sure there's an
attraction like it is. Oh, this just in Queens of
Bravo is actually only one person and they live in
SoCal Queens of Bravo. So it's one person, one point
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in that person. How do you know? Did they just
DM you? No? No, they did not. L A Times
said who? L A Time said that they're in the
l A Times Yep. All these people got right ups
in l A Times like best of Bravo. Well, congratulations
to them, congratull I will say that they are one
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of the nicer Yeah they're nice. Yeah, they're very nice.
I enjoy reading their stuff. Um all, I mean there's
like fifty Salt Lake City headlines, which truly I don't
I'm I'm having an issue assault like these days. But
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first one is Salt Lake City Cash Shacob News Bravado
add three full time housewives, according to the Real Housewives Zone,
probably adding three full time. Jin Shaw will not return
and she commenced his six point five years in jail.
Meredith Marks, Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, and Whitney Rose are
expected to return. They held auditions in the fall. One
purchaseman tells us they were looking to replace three of them.
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They hadn't decided if some friends of would be promoted
or if they'll find new talent. I'm thinking they're bringing
in new talent. Meredith Marks says, we need to bridge
the gap the reality start talked to Page six at
her Namesakes boutique during the Sun Dance film. I mean,
when you put all this in there, you know you're
just trying to get pressed. I think we need people
who are going to help bridge the gap. Obviously we're
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very divided right now. That's a problem, she told us exclusively.
It's obviously really hard to have events and do things
when we're not getting locked, she added, referring to the
fact that no other Real Hoswives of Sault Lake City
cast members attended her intimate cocktail party. So hopefully we
have some people who can come in lighten the mood
and bridge the gap. Um. I would love for you
(18:41):
to lighten the mood as well, Meredith. But so you're
they're saying that Meredith, Lisa, and Whitney are the really
the only ones safe. No, I mean she's saying there's
a gap between the people that are safe still on
the cast. But if they're saying like Denshaw's out obviously,
and then Heather is rumored to quit, Um, I think
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Heather is just giving a bullshit quit. I don't think
she quit, especially after Yeah. I think she's doing a negotiation.
They know she needs her because she to bridge the gap.
Heather can do it if she can come back as
her original person, not the person she created this season. Um.
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Heather Gay shares that Jen Shaw called her hours before
she took her plea deal in New York City. I
read that, um, which goes to prove what tamer and
I have been saying this entire time, which is she's
in communications with jen Chow. She hasn't cut her off.
She didn't cut her off at Bravo Con. This is
one of her ride or dies. Um. She called me
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early in the morning. She was on New York Time
I was back in Utah and I've just gotten home.
She called me specifically to tell me and to tell
Meredith and tell her. I can't speak for her. There
was not a lot of exchange, just mostly communal crying.
I don't think she wanted to plead guilty. Of course,
she doesn't want to plead guilty because what that does
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to the public is say I didn't guilty, I'm guilty,
and she didn't want people to know that. But if
she didn't do that, she would have got more time. Correct. So, um,
next one, you want to take it? Teresa Teresa dresses
Joe's Bravo conde, being used and abused by the Gorgas
and Melissa lying through her teeth plus recent illness. In
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season thirteen, Teresa had a lot to say about her
estrange brother Joe and his wife Melissa. On the Ladies
Pod episode of her podcast, Teresa reacted to Joe's suggestion
that her marriage to Louis won't last and accused him
and her sister in law of abuse. Even after the wedding,
he could have apologized for not coming to the wedding. Nothing,
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And then we went to Bravo con and he makes
jokes and he wasn't even asked a question. Melissa was
asked the question, and my brother proceeds to get up
and suggest marriage went last. It's like, why would you
do that. My brother is not my brother. I don't
know what happened to him. I have friends that act
like more family to me than my own brother. I
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am always about family, but when family is toxic and
trying to hurt you, then that's when you need to
step away. And that's why I'm doing that now, Teresa revealed.
I'm being truthful and honest, and I'm standing strong in
what I believe the past ten years. It's like a
revelation happened to me, and now my my eyes have
been opened. I've been fooled for I've been taken for
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full I've been drugged for the mud. My family did
come on the show and betrayed me. It was ultimate betrayal.
If this wasn't so like hurtful to me, so painful
in my heart, I would have not been saying this
the whole time. She continued, I keep forgiving and forgiving.
My brother would only come around when I was filming.
Now I get it. I was just used and abused
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just so they could become famous, so they could get
their paycheck from Bravo. She explained. Even my children, they're
like your brother and Melissa only come around when we film. Now,
I'll tell you I had friends that came around when
I only came around and I filmed. I got rid
of them real quick. But also I feel like the
problem here is both of them both sets only speak
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publicly about these things. If you really have it in
your heart to want to fix things, yes, of course
you're gonna do your job, You're gonna talk about it
on a podcast, You're gonna talk about it on the show,
but you also would be like having private conversations to
try to work at it. But I think they've both
been doing the show for so long they're blinded by
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wanting to fix the relationship and solely focusing on like,
how can we get pressed, how can would this be?
How can we have a good TV? Yeah, I would
say I personally would want to do a show with
my family. I mean, I'm still not talking to my brother,
so I mean there and and my sister, and I
sheet my sister is my best friend, but she truly
is the only one that if she says something to me,
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and it's like it has like a little dig to it. Yeah,
I will carry it around like my heart breaks. Yeah,
because you know why. It's because it's family and you
love them. That's why you get hurt if you're not
If you don't care about some someone you don't know
says something like you know, I mean somebody, it's a
random person, you don't care about them, you get over
it really quick. I mean that's how you know who
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your real friends are on the show. Like if they
say say something you're filming, you're like, man, whatever. But
if you really care about somebody, that's when you really
get into fights. That's like Shannon and I like when
I left the show. You know, we got into it
publicly because I really cared about her and my heart
was broken. Had I not cared about her, wouldn't care.
There's some people you're just like fine to never talk about.
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Leah McSweeney is tired of caring because she post on
TikTok she is going a sexual um and then to
talk she said three going a sexual because the broke
eys are assholes just like the rich ones. The ugly
ones are assholes just like the hot ones. So what
the F is the point this? Honestly, I think it
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was just a funny. I think I think, yeah, I
think I think that Leeah is going to figure out
a way to be sexual in some way or another. Um.
But I mean, I get it when you're frustrated, you're
on dating apps, you're doing all the things, and you're
just like, fuck this, everyone's a disaster. Yeah. And the
thing is, Leah, when you're not looking for it, it
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will happen. It's gonna happen. You just never know. You
can be walking into the grocery store and there's your
perfect person. You could be walking into a nightclub and
find your night in shining arm with a pony Chael
and leather pants, just like me and Edwin. Um. Oh,
by the way, I saw some great flashbacks and season
eight of The Real Housewives at Beverly Hills. If you're
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gonna the picture you sent me yesterday gave me rage
me with the shorty shorts and the platforms, they were
the best. That was from you look like you were twenty.
That was from my audition tape. You realize that so
they actually use the audition tape. I didn't know they
use those. Yeah, they used it, probably because it was
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the most interesting I ever was because I was trying
to you know what I think probably should do Max,
So they should release am like everybody's audition tapes, Like
do a whole show about the audition tapes. All right, guys,
let's take a little break and then bring in our
special guest and we'll have her on. But I have
to put on my sunglasses for this. Hi tam Ra
(25:45):
Hi Kyle, Happy birthday, thank you. The birthday that doesn't
it's never every night we sing a happy birthday. Kate
comes with sparklers and I'm like, I'm dead. We please
not talk about it ever again. Well, there's something we
need to talk about. I mean, something we need to
talk about right from the beginning is I have not
seen these questions the way I know. Um, don't worry,
(26:07):
there's a lot, as many as you want. But you know,
there's been a lot of reports. And so I'd like
you to stand up and show me the tummy tucks
car that apparently to create your abs. Even you already
I got the headline would be yes. So people accused
me of a number of things. I posted a picture
of my closet wearing, trying on my bathing suits actually
(26:29):
for this trip. And um, I apparently a lot of
people think I'm taking ozempic. Uh. To clarify, I've never
taken ozempic, never tried ozempic, and I'm not taking the
other one that starts with an m mona. Okay, I'm
not doing I have not none of that, zero ZiLs
not so anyway. Um, then they started saying, well, then
(26:52):
maybe we shouldn't do that. But tummy talk. I did
not have a tummy talk. I've been out here like
this looking for one. Well you would know, first of all,
here's nothing. I had a breast reduction, but you overall
look thinner. It doesn't mean I am thinner. So that
you in a nutshell. I'll try to be in a nushell.
So I had a brass reduction. I wanted a tummy
chuck because of the skin from having four babies, excess skin,
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because no matter how much you work out, you know
you always will have that skin if it's not taken away. Um. Anyway,
after getting a weight during the summer um on July fifteen,
I got off the boat and I said, that is it.
I'm not having any sugar, any carbs, any alcohol. And
I thought for maybe, you know, to three weeks until
I lost weight. But then I was losing weight. I
was working out every single day, and uh I started
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losing weight. I felt so good. I'm like, why would
I go back to that? So I still have not
had alcohol at all? And um I have. I mean,
I'll have a bite of birthday cake here and there
kind of thing, but that's it. But no, so you're
having you're eating high protein veggies. Yeah, I mean, I mean,
and she worked out for like two hours today. But look, okay,
hold on, this is embarrassing because I wasn't expecting this. Okay,
so I'm not gonna do my whole body here, but
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this would have a scar apparently, right, this whole thing.
If she had a tummy chuck, this whole thing would
be a are Yeah. One of our friends here has
had a time. We talk my showing too much. Know
what kind of show is this? This is you know,
it's rated, whatever it is that we want. But this
whole thing would be a scar. Do we see a scar? No,
we see muscles, see other things. I have very strong
(28:17):
muscles there. I just do have that you know, listen,
I was holding my arm up like this too, because
if I would put it down, oh that's the supermodel post,
we always die. So I'm like, yeah, if I would
to put you know, this is like my stomach goes
flat and you can feel I actually have a six pack.
And at the end of that, I always do that
fans for Kyle. Okay, that's the end of my story
about defending my know what I think Kyle. I think man,
(28:39):
Kyle was the only one of us that did a
true workout today, did well. Morgan did, but I went
on like the peloton outside for a little bit, but
like thirty minutes they n killed it. Okay, sorry, what tim?
I think that what's happening is a lot of people
in the world on a zempic right now. So if
anybody loses weight, then people instantly think that, oh, they're
(29:00):
on the shot. I got accused of it, and I'm like,
I've been the same way for years and shut the
f up. But I found myself doing this yesterday after
I said I'm not gonna judge anybody because I can't
stand when people think something but I mean, it isn't true.
And I was like, oh, I wonder this. Yeah, we
saw something and I was like, why am I doing that?
With people have done to It's just natural. It's just natural.
But if you I mean, what people don't understand is
(29:22):
like if you stop alcohol, you stop the sugar, and
you you don't have to starve yourself. You can eat
protein and veggies and fruits. You're gonna Also, the thing
is with alcohol, it's a domino effect. It's listen, when
we're filming. You know, when we're filming, we drink a
lot more than normal because we're going out to these
events and you know, it's stressful. But in my everyday
life obviously, I'm like I don't get home. You know,
it's very different. But um, when you when you would
(29:45):
go to dinner and have a couple of glasses of
wine and I would come home and I'd see brownies
and cookies on the kitchen counter my kids made. I
think I'd eat them, shove them in my mouth. Awesome.
A little tired, a little a little hungover from that
little bit of wine. Maybe I won't work out to
It's a domino effect. So when you move that stuff
from your life, if you wake up the other energy.
I've never felt better in my entire length, honestly, and
I worked my ass off, and I really resent when
(30:06):
people I think I'm just paying termor made a good point.
She said, Kyle, unlike you, Teddy, like you will consistently
post your worksout workouts, Kyle doesn't post every little aspect
of her life. So then people make these assumptions. But
I know Kyle, and I'm like, no, no, she works
her ass off. Yeah, I think you posted one workout
(30:26):
one time. I'm like, whoa, that's it was a post
for me. That's why I'm gonna use like our business
kind of terms. It's not my brand. Um, and I
have such major body image issues my whole life. I
don't like to focus on that because I think I
look good right now, But what if I don't again,
I just I'm sew in my head about it, and
I still girl take all the pictures. But when I
(30:48):
take one little picture like I'm feeling pretty good. You know,
I just turned fifty four, I've had four children, I'm
feeling pretty good, I post this picture and then everyone
assumes I just paid for it, which is really it's
just well, I have have two ords of people like
that funk off. Yeah, and that's it's just sucking annoying
because you work hard at something and instead of us
(31:08):
all being like, Wow, you've done it, congratulations, this is
something you've worked really hard on. You look beautiful. Why
do we want to take somebody down who was looking
or maybe feeling their best when I talked about this,
if they about the j Lo thing, because we would say, like,
we look at her and we're like, she looks amazing
and she works with what off? We know that I
am the same age as j Lo, Jennifer Anderson, and
(31:29):
um Gwen Steffani and they all look amazing older than girls.
But I'm like, we're the exact same to the three
of us. I'm like four of us. So I'm like,
you know what, I just look at admire thing. You
know obviously, I know when you have money, people soon
you know I have a chef cooking all that stuff.
That's not even the case. No, she actually could. I
would like a chef. I would like a chef to cook,
(31:51):
and that's why I need to I don't like cooking. Okay,
next question, this is we're doing a complete shift because
we've got to get back to Beverly Hills and that
is get back to Beverly Hills. That was like Joyce joy.
(32:15):
Do you think Lisa Vanderpump is coming back or what
the hell are Sutton and Garcela doing? Like why are
they trying to do the most well Sutton? I think,
honestly probably I haven't talked to Sutton since I saw
the picture. Should post it, but I think they've probably
really just bumped into her. And but there's a lot
of housewives there right now. There is text housewives, housewives ourselves. No,
(32:38):
I don't think ourselves. Sutton, Erica, Renna, and LVP are
all there. If your entire cast pretty much wasn't in
Paris right now, would you invited any of them to
on this trip? Um? No? I mean honestly no. Yeah.
You know it's funny because people say, oh, they not
your real friends. They are my friends. I talked to them,
(32:58):
I text with them, you know. I was suff dinner
with Sutton. Actually she's coming back in town um Saturday,
and so I am friends. And I've texted with Doret
where I came here. But you know, I don't know
there's It doesn't mean you have to do every level
of ease that comes with this group of people. Yes,
and it's a core group that I spend you know, um,
(33:21):
the majority of my time with. And that doesn't mean
on camera, you know. Um, it's our group. We all
wake up at like five o'clock in the morning, we're
all working out, we're all we're just we're very tight.
We share everything about our lives and um, it's nothing
to do with the show. And yeah, I need that,
you know, you know how. And we were talking about
it earlier, like whenever you go do something, maybe you
(33:41):
have one housewife and or a prior housewife with you,
but not the rest. People are like, well, where's Lisaretna,
where's this person? As if that's all you do. By
the way, I have done a trip to Dorett to
you know, with our husbands. Um, this is a girl's trip.
And you know, honestly, and I've said this, I know
I'm enjoying it. From care, I really needed to take
(34:03):
a step back from the show and everything. You know,
I check out texting and you know, I love these ladies.
I just like, I have had enough of you bitches.
But now we're es and you're gonna get pissed to
me about this, Teddy, You I don't make me take it.
She just gave me the evil eye. Um, but we're
(34:24):
gonna need to talk about ras a little bit. I
know you don't want to give him any attention, but
you're gonna have to give us a little bit of cromps.
No nothing, because I don't even care that. The funny
thing is is that I made like a comment, like
a joking, like wait, wasn't That's what I'm saying? You
were joking? But then he took it to the next well,
and then people thought I posted a picture and I
said O G. And it was a photo shoot I
(34:45):
had just done in Santa Barbara, and I only put
O G because I couldn't think of any caption. I
was like like this, so I was like, I don't know,
maybe I'll I was thinking of all these dumb things
like I'll just put O G because you know, I
don't know. People nothing my hand to God to do
with that comment, I mean, and then people like, oh,
you're clearly upset, and I was like, oh God, So yeah,
(35:06):
I don't care. He's my least favorite on Traders, which
we will recap soon in the next couple of weeks.
UM next question on Amazon Live. You were talking about
taking a step back from the Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills Girls. What are you feeling going into filming soon
and who are you the most anxious about, saying, I'm
not anxious about seeing anyone. Honestly, Um, I'm not anxious
(35:30):
at seeing anybody. That's not my issue, and it wasn't
towards them, It's just the the show as a whole.
You know. When I left that day with the reunion,
I was obviously extremely emotional. I thought to myself, well,
this is it with my sister for me, that was
my thought. I think people didn't realize. I mean, some
people realize I was so emotional, but I think other
people like, god, you were so I really thought, you know,
(35:52):
well this is this is this is it. I know
I can feel that, and um, and the show it
was so it was weird because like there wasn't like
anything crazy things with me, and yet it was one
of my worst seasons and I just felt done, you know,
And I'm like why why. We were just talking earlier
about how I would never want any family member on
the show with me. Ever, it's just because there's too much.
(36:15):
Both my sisters were my idea too Yeah, well bad idea,
very bad idea. It's too hard. Look at the Gorgas
and the you know, and it's hard when there's real
love and there's real life. At the end of the day,
there's big consequences. Um, I don't even want my best
friends on the show, Like I wouldn't even want like
(36:37):
a really close friend on the show. Listen. I had
to take a step back from I mean, these girls
are all important to me, that women on the show. Um, um,
some more than others. Obviously I don't want to be
you know, but um, I have a history with them,
and you know, when I have had hard times and
going through difficult stuff with my sisters, they really have
been there for me, which is why it's hard. You know, Like,
(36:59):
you know, we get called out like why aren't you
you know, calling out Erica saying, you know, behind at
her about this, and now like even though I know
what where the audience is saying, I'm not stupid, I
read the same things. I understand that, you know, people
are like what the hell give the earrings back? I
get all of that. It's very hard when someone who
has been there for you for seven years and when
(37:19):
I didn't have my sisters or you know, I usually
have one at a time with my sister. It's not
like in and out. Kim and I are actually good.
To be clear, Kim and I are great. Um, So
you know when she's calling me and saying, I just
want you to know, Kyle, I'm really proud of you.
I'm proud of you. You've done credible job with American woman.
They show up at my event like really supportive, and
(37:40):
it's hard. It's really hard, you know. That's probably the
hardest thing about the Housewives is SI there and oh yeah,
I'm gonna call you out. Really, this person has been
nothing but kind to me, So I have to like
split myself and go, oh my god, I understand what
we're reading, but we don't know the truth yet. So
I'm gonna reserve judgment because she's been a good friend
to me. So no, you cannot answer any family members.
So there's not going to be any change. Like, no
(38:01):
one tried to turn this into something that it's not.
But if you had to pick one current housewife that
you are closious with your sister, like I will literally,
um pick one current house right that I'm closest with yeah,
going into this new season like who in the caste
(38:22):
uh three three and and Sutton Greet and Sutton Um.
But the funny thing is I've always had a great relationship.
You always doesn't like just we don't show it on
they don't show it. They always have had a good report,
which is why, like, it's so funny. When did the start?
I did this for the night at the Christmas party.
(38:43):
You know, I'm always like, oh my god, and when
you're like that too, So I was like, oh my god.
She was like, would you stop with the out This
isn't her Christmas party. We we are really good generally friends.
We talk all the time, and we'd like to talk
in the morning. We'll stand up up like an hour.
You know. We share everything and um, she's really fun
and funny and I love that about her. Um, but
(39:04):
better I lean either just laugh at the best time
that one of the girls I was closest to was Eileen.
I was like, well, I just I just love him.
I just told Teddy that I'm I'm bench watching UM
season eight Beverly Hills, what happened? And I told her
to golf the time where I'm wearing the I want
(39:26):
I wanted to see when Teddy when you came dress
and said, yes, we just talked about it. The Eddie
screw Eddie screamed at the TV. What is Kyle? I'm
not Kyle. What is Teddy wearing? That was your first season?
So we met in the airport, at the private airport.
We met at the airport. I was not in a
much better outfit than you, guys. I just didn't know. Well,
(39:47):
I'm on the episode where you're at Kyle's store and
she's trying to help. She's trying to do your style. Yes,
she's trying to dress you. And then Dorid is singing
for p k'sift oh on the beat and you, guys,
why do we become so close so fast? Was the
workout stuff and we because we would hang out when
(40:08):
we weren't filming. We would like go hiking, we would
go do whatever we like, soul psychle, we like right Nation.
We would do stuff and it just for me why
I liked you is it always felt effortless. For me.
You felt just like down earth, a normal person, which
is what look they're not. I feel like I am
just like a normal person. I don't know, and I
don't feel like everything you are. You are very down
(40:29):
to earth. The little that I know of you and
the times I expat with you, you just seemed so
down to earth, And that's what I think. That's why
you guys um and we're used to. Teddy is a
lot more bougie now than she was. I just you're
a little bier. Well you up up. My character is
the same you up to Revolved game. I like, I can,
(40:51):
I can now still revolved. She doesn't. I would never
do neta porch. It's cheap over here. I don't either,
I'm too cheap for that. Let's not get crazy, guys,
No Revolved game. Revolved started start shop, But before I
used to shop lowest to high. Now I shopped like
(41:12):
middle time. Yeah, so you get newer things and cuter
and pluts, I realized, but not high high. No high.
Just to be clear, no, maybe not to be would
be clear. I haven't worn one person's entire trip because
I was like, I'm not taking anybody. Well, you're you're
now you're dressed. That you wore a Bravocon was what
(41:32):
eighteen dollars it is, but I already sold it. I
put it on the real reel and I, oh, good, okay.
So has um oh ed when reached out to me
I think was Mother's Day and said I want to
get teddy An theirs bag. Can you help me? So
I I've never seen her use it exactly, so anyway,
(41:54):
so I hook him up with my MS people. He
goes and he gets this bag. She never takes it
out of the house. She shows up one day with it.
She's a black gold hardware, a thirty broken bag and
it's beautif leather, just to be bad. So she shows
up and she walks in and I'm like, oh my god,
(42:14):
you're using the bag And I open it. What does
it happen? It a chapstick? A chapstick and advising because
I have dry eyes, not one of the things. Why god,
nothing else in the bag. I was like, two things
that's making in the bag like this, And I was like,
where's all your stuff? But the good thing about it
broken you can always get like you can always sell
one day and get your money back. But I don't
carry around like I don't. If I need something, I'm
(42:37):
gonna be like, hey, kind of row your lip loss.
Like I am not somebody that I'm O c D
about certain things, but like, okay, I like that she's
a little bit like kind. Yeah, that's why I gotta
ask since you mentioned vizine in season eight, your eyes
are constantly bloodshot red like your stone the entire why
(42:58):
it's because, yeah, everybody commented on it. It's because at
that point in time, I did not know that I
was allergic to lateets, and they would use late texts
blue to the fake eyelashes. And it wasn't until almost
the end of that season. Every every scene, your eyes
(43:18):
are bloodshot. Yeah, no, when I did not ever do
Now remember you say that because I did your makeup? Yeah. No.
Erica finally looked at me one day and this is
she still hated me then, and she's like, are you
using lateex on your eyes? She always knows this thing,
and I was like, uh yeah, I mean I've had
(43:39):
that problem before. And she goes ask your makeup. She's like, listen,
ask your makeup people to switch to the latex free.
And then it completely changed something about Ericas want to say,
she knows the most random stuff, like, well, be any country.
She really knows a lot of information. I used to
attribute that to being made to a much older man
(44:00):
who you know, was you know, very experience and a
little wisdom. But she she knows so much stuff and
she's actually very much more. But yeah, she was right
because now I don't use that and it doesn't happen.
I mean, my eyes are always dry, but they don't
look bloodshot anymore. And I'm not I'm not. I do
a lot of things, but I'm not a pot smoker.
(44:22):
I don't really get stoned. It's not my thing. Maybe
I'll do have a gummy here and there, but I
kind of not not you know what I found? Did
I say that? Yeah? Um, so I don't, like I said,
I don't drink. And then my friends are like, well,
it's a big birthday party, you don't have anything. I'm like, no,
I just I don't want to. By the way, I
did some time with it. Maybe one day I will.
I don't know. But it's been six and a half
months now and she's still fun. Which I don't know
(44:45):
that I would have that capability. Yeah, I mean I
wake up every day so early, as you know. Um
but anyway, so anyway, my friends said, oh, there's just
little packets that you put as CBD and th HC.
We're actually forget the letters to you. We're developing that
right now, Gena is gonna do We're doing a ch
HC seltzer and there's like only a little bit of
teach C in it, so you can drink. You'll get
(45:06):
a little buzz and then it's gonna wear off and
then you can have another one so you can socially
drink with your friends. Yes, I tested it at my
I tested this one at my friend Jana's birthday party.
Uh and um, anyway, it was it was fine. Yeah, yeah,
we have a powder and a seltzer coming out. And
then I know she's almost out of time. But the
(45:26):
next question is if Beverly Hills were to do the
same thing that New York is doing where they're doing
a legacy, would you rather be on the legacy or
stay on the original show? And if it was a legacy,
who do you think your prime people would be to
be on it with you? There would be no legacy
without her. Correct, she's o G So thank you. Um,
(45:50):
I mean, so keep the cast as it right now,
we're going to put a legacy show together, put a
legacy show together. Well, if I'm gonna be one million
percent on as a legacy show. Let me think, obviously
you would have to be there. So do you mean
I would have to say I would have to say
LVP because of the history there. Um, I know, Sorry,
ted I'm just being all you should like Richards. Um,
(46:12):
it'll be a great year for you, Teddy. No, so
you need LP out put to reet. Um I think that. Um,
I think that. Yeah, I think that. And then I
would you know, I think Sutton Carcela. I don't. I
think that'd be kind of an interesting group. Would you
want Taylor back or do you think she should stay
(46:33):
in Orange County? Um? I don't know. I mean I
I actually spoke to Taylor the other night, but I
mean she lives there, so it makes sense to be
an Orange County. Yeah, well that makes sense. That tracks guys.
Is there anything else we should ask Kyle before we
(46:53):
let her be free on her birthday? Before we go in?
If we talked about my birthday, well it's over, it's done,
it's done. A new trip, but no more candles. Just
wait till you hit fifty. You're gonna be like, wait
you Teddy, Yes, you just don't want to celebrate what
i'ming up and about. I don't know how to hear
(47:14):
eight years years will talk about it, ladies, I know,
but then you don't want birthday party forty one. Her
mouth is not very good. That's been a strong suit.
Yeah mine either. Um. Is there anything you can tease
about season thirteen? Do you know anything coming in? Oh? Cheese? Like? Um?
(47:41):
I mean no, you know I can't. Well, man, look
at Teddy trying to get you in trouble. I mean,
I will tell you this. This is what I will
say about season thirteen. Everything I've read online is a lie. Yeah,
but who's joining? They keep saying certain people are joining.
I said, I don't believe that. I just joining because
I know what but I know you. But I do
(48:02):
know Ida for mommy and me and all these things.
And I just don't imagine she's putting her life out
there like that. I can tell you every year it's
like this, and I'm just reading this to him. Oh
why did you lie about this? It's just so weird
because people also said I should be really offended that
when TMC asked you who you'd want to be on
you said, Christie taking over me. I am fucking furious
(48:24):
because they're always thinking somebody, They're always wanting somebody random.
And then, by the way, I got in trouble for
that too. I'm like, this is why, I just you
know what I don't like if you're Danny, to get
your Danny, you're downs over. But yeah, we'll walk. I'll
walk downstairs to the school where she is in seven minutes. Well,
(48:44):
thank you for joining us. Free to come with us,
I will. I love to just has to drinks show
who would come into it? I don't have a problem
with that, term would show of them. I've seen your show, Damner,
I've seen you well since I'm watching season nine. Now,
(49:06):
I have one thing to say to you. Bye Kyle,
good Bye back Kyle bie guy bye. Thanks joining us.
Thank you guys for tuning in. I truly appreciate it.
We are having so much fun, and I appreciate Tam
wearing her hat and the same Aviator Nation sweatshirt she
wears everywhere day. But we will be back tomorrow to
(49:26):
recap the Real Housewives of Potomac, which was a real
juicy So thank you. Bye bye,
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon can'ts and
camerage Edge. Okay, guys, so welcome to two teas in
a pod once again. I'm a consummate professional, so I'm
here ready reporting for work, even from Mexico. I'm in
(00:23):
Mexico too. Every single time I post something to my stories,
Tam rights fuck off, or like why aren't you texting
me back? Or then her last text was every time
I see one of your insant story post, it makes
me depressed because I've been sitting in a damn reclainer
(00:44):
for this is going on four weeks, and I'm tired
of the ship. I'm starting to get depressed it. Today
I decided I'm gonna act like my Mexico. Well, you
look really good. Cheers to your Morocca. You can't have
beverages yet. Oh there's your Celsius. That of the first
one I've had since I've had my surgery. I've really
just been drinking a ton of water. It's really been boring.
(01:06):
You know what, golf collaps for your tom whatever. You
want me to tell you how my day started today,
I guess I accidentally accident. If you just say, if
you're about to sell your pier, poop your pants? I
don't want to know. Well, it's about poop, I asked, listen.
I accidentally posted a picture of dogshit on my Instagram
story was dog You don't even have a dog. It's
(01:30):
my mom's. You know, she lives in an apartment connected
to our house. It's her mom, it's your ship. My
mom's dogshit. Little Andy Cohen is the name of her dog,
and his name was Andy Cohen. Yes, And it goes
out in my courtyard and I have this new tile
out there, totally redone. It looks like wood planks, and
(01:53):
it keeps pissing and shipping all over it. So I
told her stop it, make it stop. And so I
was going through my pictures early this morning and I
didn't realize I was on Instagram and I went to
delete that because I was disgusting. It was because I
sent it to her at work. I'm like, your dog
is shipping and piss and all over the place. Sorry,
won't let it happen again. And I accidentally posted it. Well,
(02:15):
why can't she pick it up exactly? Well, I have
I have way more positive news than your tam. Okay,
let's hear it um some positive news. Oh yeah, you
you love it well. First off, a couple of days
ago after the pod, we found out that everything was good,
and my lymph node that came back good. But today
(02:39):
I just got a text as I was sitting out
where here's the thing that also drives me nuts. Everybody
that's messaging me, like, Teddy, why are you in Mexico.
It's disgusting. You're supposed to be nowhere near the sun.
I'm like, listen, I'm wearing a cover up, a hat, sunglasses,
I'm under an umbrella, I have zinc on my back.
Like I I gonna say, I got a little concerned
because I saw a little sun on your chest that
(03:02):
was not sunk on top of it. So I'm not
giving you any shit about it. But I'm in the
same boat. I'm not allowed to be in the sun either,
but you know what I mean, not in the walking
from my room to the pool where then I'm completely covered,
and because for a second there's like a glimmer of
spray tan meshed onto my tan skin. That is not Actually,
(03:24):
by the way, you can be in the sun. It's
not like you can't ever be in the sun. You're
not a freaking vampire. Now you just have to have
like the really appropriate yeah my sun screens like a
well either way, Dr ferries the man behind the green
text his green text, which is always questionable, but it says, um,
(03:48):
just so you know, the final three skin biopsies are
all benign. Nothing more needs to be done with them.
Let me know if you have any other trouble with
any of the sun yea um. And then he's I
said yea, yeah, yeah, when do I need to go back?
And he said I'll see you in three months? So good, good,
(04:10):
good good. I can live with all of this. This
was a great way to start um, which leads us
to somewhere in this episode we will have a random
drop in. I'm sure you guys can figure out who
it's going to be, but we do not know the
time frame because everyone's living their best life out by
the pool and I came up here. Are you guys
already drinking? Um? What is it? Does a frog have
(04:34):
a water tight asshole? Stopt um? Okay, so the first
Housewife headline is Tory Spelling's confession about Denise Richards. Only
fans to take machades off to see Yeah, the Beverly
Hills nine or two actress admitted to spending big bucks.
(04:55):
I think it was four hundred on um to see
get pictures of Denise correct to see um. As Tori
explained during a recent appearance on Jeff Louis Live, I've
been friends with her for years and I was just
kind of fascinated by the whole only fans and I'm
not gonna lie. I was like, let me check it out.
What is it? Entails? After learning that users needed to
(05:17):
pay for a subscription in order to gain entry to
Denise's account, Tori said she find signed up under a
fake name. It's riven ng. I just wanted to see
it's my friend. I'm like, hey, how far is she going?
Tori's curiosity eventually led to her tipping Denise's account so
she could send the message to the star, Hey love
what I'm seeing. Would love to see more Her total
(05:38):
bill and I ended up spending the course of two
days four dollars. Tori admitted, I couldn't stop, So, you know,
I can't just let things be. And you know who
my friend also is Tori spelling Tori spelling yep. I
So I sent her a text and just said, listen, Tori,
I don't have four hundred to be thrown around right
(05:59):
now to be busy in Mexico. I'm busy in Mexico.
I'm also blocked on the Instagram, so like, I don't
really need to be paying my way into only fans.
But I said, wait, wait wait did he says you blocked? Oh? Yeah,
of course I've been blocked ever since my dad came
for her. Um, I gotta see if I'm blocked. You're
(06:20):
not blocked. She hadn't followed me, um, but eat anyhoo, Tori,
I sent her a text and I just said, hey,
just just saw the news. I like how I call
it the news, as if it's like or like Dateline. Meanwhile,
it's like Jeff TMZ or Jeff Jeffess blurb on Reality
(06:44):
Steve or whatever it is. Okay, so I write, so,
now that you spent four hundred dollars, what is it?
Can you send me a screenshot? And she wrote this,
I did not know you cannot screenshot from only fans, right.
It's like it's like the apps to Hulu and Peacock
and all those. You can't screenshot a picture from that either.
So it's apparently a lot of tip shots. Um, and
(07:09):
you cannot take screen grabs, which I wanted to be, like,
why don't you grab Dean ask him to take a
pick of the thing, like there's ways to get there?
Friends with her? Why didn't she just instead of spending
the four dollars, why didn't she just call her up
an ascar? I think the word friends can be used
quite loosely friendly with her. Friendly, I think they like
each other. I mean, she obviously didn't figure out a
(07:31):
way to send me the picture. She didn't dog her out,
but like I didn't, I don't know. I didn't. I
didn't know it was gonna be tits. I didn't know
if it was gonna be large's feet. I didn't know
where works. I have an idea, how about you and
I have an only fans Actually I already have one.
I just wanted to see it was about and I
had to sign up to look at it. But I
never I don't know how to work. Have you spent
(07:52):
money on anyone? Would you spend money on me? If
I were to show you, I'm not going to show
you what if I were to show you stick, I've
never shown you my nipple. I think that we've gotten
dressed for a photo shoot together. So true, but I
wasn't like, no, no, is that what she does? Is
it video or just pick? I don't know, there's no
(08:16):
I'm going to go the only fans and I'm going
to figure this out. And I think that each of
us should get our own account and we can see
who makes the most money in one month. Okay, so
she can't she if Tory Spelling is willing to spend
four imagine what like a random person that's sexually attracted
(08:37):
to Denise's she's making good money. Well, last night at
dinner here we got into a competition, not a competition,
a conversation about, um, some of our sex capades in
our past and our youth. And they were asking me
about mine, and I was like, if there was a
c actor in Hollywood, I was out to find them,
(08:58):
and I for we're trying to bang actors. I wasn't trying.
I just did wait okay, so wait a minute, who
did what actor? Did you bang? I mean, I think
you probably don't even know who they are. Um. The
next thing is Sharon Stone clarifies her reaction to Lisa
(09:20):
Arena leaving real housewice with Beverly Hills, Queens of Bravo
our buddy who I message by the way, And I said,
Queens of Bravo, please reveal your face to me. Um.
They said no, they said no, I know. I actually
talked with them. I don't know if it's a guy
a girl. What said? They do not show their face
(09:40):
to anybody? Who are they? Marshmallow? And I said, and
I think they said something like Teddy likes to investigator
or something. But I told them, great job they're doing.
We get a lot of our our stuff from them.
They report on everything. So do we think, okay, I
have to more than one person because it does say
Queen's So do we think multiple people are running the account? Probably? Probably? Um,
(10:05):
I have to admit um. I binged season eight of
The Real Housewife said Beverly Hills, fuck you, oh fuck you?
Oh my god, I have to tell you where I'm
laying in bed when my reclainer, Eddie's in bed and
he's on his laptop with this ear buds in and
I have it on, and all of a sudden he yells,
(10:26):
what is Teddy wearing? And I'm because he had his
ear beds in and I'm like, what is she wearing?
You're in Vegas. You have this lace, black lace. It
was so short, your booty was hanging out high hills
on Um. I that you look good. That outfit, which
I like to name my Chanya Harding outfit. I borrowed
(10:47):
it from Laura, who did my hair. And I remember
being like, I don't really have anything to go to Vegas.
Have been married for a while, I haven't gone to Vegas.
Blah blach, like this would be hot. And I remember
walking in and I was like, holy sh it, I'm
a disaster zone. Until Erica came in and she was
dressed as a policeman and I was like, he's taken
(11:10):
off me. I would have to say, you're much more
bougie now than you were back then. Well, I was
broke then you weren't broke. I was. And I don't
remember that house you lived in. That's the first house
that I lived in the Okay So I thought the
first house she lived in was the one with the
decking overlooking No. My first season, I lived in our
(11:33):
Hercules house. I wasn't broke, but my my husband made
the primary like the most of our finances and I
refused to ever ask him for money, so I had
my money. I just got a text on Vickie what saying,
oh my god. But anyways, Sharon Stone did like a
(11:58):
clapping hands on to the post that was negative about Lisarenna,
and um, well it says Lisa Rena's out and then
Sharon Stone just a bunch of clapping hands and then
Sharon Stone post on her story. Just to be clear,
I love li SaRenna. She is my friend and the
only housewife I know and love. The only reason I'm
clapping is I can see more of her. And you
(12:21):
know what, I believe it. I do think I they
like each other. I actually myself had to send Lisarenna
Texas Morning because of a housewife hand had said the
one I sent you, Yeah, fuck. I was like, that
was on the on the each cover of Yahhoodahoo. I
want to go get my my mail and I opened
it up and there's Teddy Joe talking shit about Lisa Arenna.
(12:44):
But I said the thing, and I said, listen, I
just read this article. Here's the details if you want
to take the time to read it. It's kind of
a compliment towards you. It wasn't like when I said
that you what was the phrase that you're a loose cannon.
It's something you always say, but take a look and
how you feel, and she wrote back, UM, very sweet
of you to give me a heads up. But I
(13:05):
know you and I love you, and I know this
is I don't feel like she gets upset about stuff
like that. She would have if I would have said
she would have Yeah, if I would have said, like,
she deserves to be gone. But you can't say that,
he said, Luiz Cannon. I'm pretty sure she knows. She's
she knows, but I know I'm a loose cannon. So
somebody said I never I really wouldn't care. And one
of the girls I'm on this trip with it's also
(13:27):
best friends with Lisa Renna, So I was like, ship,
I need to say something to her because you know,
she's in Paris right now with Erica l VPS at
the same hotel. Oh this is You're not gonna like this. What?
But after watching season eight, I really miss Lisa vander
Pump on Beverly Hills. I really do. She had some
(13:49):
great one liners. She's funny. I like, yeah, she's she's
got her little script that she follows with her one
liner jokes and does all the things that she needs
to do. I'm fine if she comes at I don't
know she don't. I don't know that that's actually but
I just I really forgot. But I don't particularly love
is this Sutton and Garcel doing the most to show
(14:12):
that they're in pictures with her. I'm like, you were
never on the show with her? Oh, isn't that the worst?
Like it's it's one thing to like people will get anno.
Like even the fact that Kyle posted a photo of
me that people like, why are you trying to make
Teddy happen? What? Then? And it's like, she's one of
my best friends and we're on a trip with no
(14:33):
other housewives. I'm not trying to make her happy happen.
This is this is your friend, this is my friend. Um.
But like Sutton and Garcell trying to create this narrative
that they're so close with l v P. All I
want to say to them is yeah, I was there too,
good fucking luck. Yeah, But isn't it kind of um
(14:56):
the last jokes on them once that comes out? Also,
my guests who Eyes says that Ida is not going
to be unreal Housewives of Beverly Hills. I know, we
talked about her last week and I dug in with
one of my friends that is close with her, and
she said, I can't imagine. This is no one in
the sphere of housewives. And she was like, I really
(15:19):
cannot imagine that they would open up their life that
much to the show. So there, Well, I feel like
whenever casting is going on, so many I mean, if
you're seeing if if like, I'm sure they're probably going
crazy saying now that at least Fander props coming back
because she's been with Carcel, she's been with Sutton. Um.
I think it's funny when other housewives hang out with
(15:41):
old housewives, you know, prior housewives, and then all of
a sudden, the rumors starts She's coming back, She's coming back.
It's like, oh my god. Or if I go out
with one of just my friends that I've had for years,
people will text me, where's Vicky? How come Shannon's not there?
Why isn't Viki there? I'm like, oh my god, do
you think like all we do is hang out all
the time? Like people the public is crazy, They're nuts.
(16:08):
Not So the next one is actually Darby spotted supporting
Luke in Minnesota. She said things are complicated with Luke. Um, no, ship,
things are complicated with Ashley. Uh at this point in time,
are they together or not together? I'm my guess is
they're hooking up on and off. There's nothing serious. But
(16:30):
they lived in different states, right, they live in different places.
First it started as a press. I'm sure there's an
attraction like it is. Oh, this just in Queens of
Bravo is actually only one person and they live in
SoCal Queens of Bravo. So it's one person, one point
(16:51):
in that person. How do you know? Did they just
DM you? No? No, they did not. L A Times
said who? L A Time said that they're in the
l A Times Yep. All these people got right ups
in l A Times like best of Bravo. Well, congratulations
to them, congratull I will say that they are one
(17:12):
of the nicer Yeah they're nice. Yeah, they're very nice.
I enjoy reading their stuff. Um all, I mean there's
like fifty Salt Lake City headlines, which truly I don't
I'm I'm having an issue assault like these days. But
(17:34):
first one is Salt Lake City Cash Shacob News Bravado
add three full time housewives, according to the Real Housewives Zone,
probably adding three full time. Jin Shaw will not return
and she commenced his six point five years in jail.
Meredith Marks, Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, and Whitney Rose are
expected to return. They held auditions in the fall. One
purchaseman tells us they were looking to replace three of them.
(17:58):
They hadn't decided if some friends of would be promoted
or if they'll find new talent. I'm thinking they're bringing
in new talent. Meredith Marks says, we need to bridge
the gap the reality start talked to Page six at
her Namesakes boutique during the Sun Dance film. I mean,
when you put all this in there, you know you're
just trying to get pressed. I think we need people
who are going to help bridge the gap. Obviously we're
(18:20):
very divided right now. That's a problem, she told us exclusively.
It's obviously really hard to have events and do things
when we're not getting locked, she added, referring to the
fact that no other Real Hoswives of Sault Lake City
cast members attended her intimate cocktail party. So hopefully we
have some people who can come in lighten the mood
and bridge the gap. Um. I would love for you
(18:41):
to lighten the mood as well, Meredith. But so you're
they're saying that Meredith, Lisa, and Whitney are the really
the only ones safe. No, I mean she's saying there's
a gap between the people that are safe still on
the cast. But if they're saying like Denshaw's out obviously,
and then Heather is rumored to quit, Um, I think
(19:04):
Heather is just giving a bullshit quit. I don't think
she quit, especially after Yeah. I think she's doing a negotiation.
They know she needs her because she to bridge the gap.
Heather can do it if she can come back as
her original person, not the person she created this season. Um.
(19:24):
Heather Gay shares that Jen Shaw called her hours before
she took her plea deal in New York City. I
read that, um, which goes to prove what tamer and
I have been saying this entire time, which is she's
in communications with jen Chow. She hasn't cut her off.
She didn't cut her off at Bravo Con. This is
one of her ride or dies. Um. She called me
(19:48):
early in the morning. She was on New York Time
I was back in Utah and I've just gotten home.
She called me specifically to tell me and to tell
Meredith and tell her. I can't speak for her. There
was not a lot of exchange, just mostly communal crying.
I don't think she wanted to plead guilty. Of course,
she doesn't want to plead guilty because what that does
(20:09):
to the public is say I didn't guilty, I'm guilty,
and she didn't want people to know that. But if
she didn't do that, she would have got more time. Correct. So, um,
next one, you want to take it? Teresa Teresa dresses
Joe's Bravo conde, being used and abused by the Gorgas
and Melissa lying through her teeth plus recent illness. In
(20:32):
season thirteen, Teresa had a lot to say about her
estrange brother Joe and his wife Melissa. On the Ladies
Pod episode of her podcast, Teresa reacted to Joe's suggestion
that her marriage to Louis won't last and accused him
and her sister in law of abuse. Even after the wedding,
he could have apologized for not coming to the wedding. Nothing,
(20:52):
And then we went to Bravo con and he makes
jokes and he wasn't even asked a question. Melissa was
asked the question, and my brother proceeds to get up
and suggest marriage went last. It's like, why would you
do that. My brother is not my brother. I don't
know what happened to him. I have friends that act
like more family to me than my own brother. I
(21:15):
am always about family, but when family is toxic and
trying to hurt you, then that's when you need to
step away. And that's why I'm doing that now, Teresa revealed.
I'm being truthful and honest, and I'm standing strong in
what I believe the past ten years. It's like a
revelation happened to me, and now my my eyes have
been opened. I've been fooled for I've been taken for
(21:35):
full I've been drugged for the mud. My family did
come on the show and betrayed me. It was ultimate betrayal.
If this wasn't so like hurtful to me, so painful
in my heart, I would have not been saying this
the whole time. She continued, I keep forgiving and forgiving.
My brother would only come around when I was filming.
Now I get it. I was just used and abused
(21:58):
just so they could become famous, so they could get
their paycheck from Bravo. She explained. Even my children, they're
like your brother and Melissa only come around when we film. Now,
I'll tell you I had friends that came around when
I only came around and I filmed. I got rid
of them real quick. But also I feel like the
problem here is both of them both sets only speak
(22:22):
publicly about these things. If you really have it in
your heart to want to fix things, yes, of course
you're gonna do your job, You're gonna talk about it
on a podcast, You're gonna talk about it on the show,
but you also would be like having private conversations to
try to work at it. But I think they've both
been doing the show for so long they're blinded by
(22:43):
wanting to fix the relationship and solely focusing on like,
how can we get pressed, how can would this be?
How can we have a good TV? Yeah, I would
say I personally would want to do a show with
my family. I mean, I'm still not talking to my brother,
so I mean there and and my sister, and I
sheet my sister is my best friend, but she truly
is the only one that if she says something to me,
(23:06):
and it's like it has like a little dig to it. Yeah,
I will carry it around like my heart breaks. Yeah,
because you know why. It's because it's family and you
love them. That's why you get hurt if you're not
If you don't care about some someone you don't know
says something like you know, I mean somebody, it's a
random person, you don't care about them, you get over
it really quick. I mean that's how you know who
(23:27):
your real friends are on the show. Like if they
say say something you're filming, you're like, man, whatever. But
if you really care about somebody, that's when you really
get into fights. That's like Shannon and I like when
I left the show. You know, we got into it
publicly because I really cared about her and my heart
was broken. Had I not cared about her, wouldn't care.
There's some people you're just like fine to never talk about.
(23:49):
Leah McSweeney is tired of caring because she post on
TikTok she is going a sexual um and then to
talk she said three going a sexual because the broke
eys are assholes just like the rich ones. The ugly
ones are assholes just like the hot ones. So what
the F is the point this? Honestly, I think it
(24:11):
was just a funny. I think I think, yeah, I
think I think that Leeah is going to figure out
a way to be sexual in some way or another. Um.
But I mean, I get it when you're frustrated, you're
on dating apps, you're doing all the things, and you're
just like, fuck this, everyone's a disaster. Yeah. And the
thing is, Leah, when you're not looking for it, it
(24:33):
will happen. It's gonna happen. You just never know. You
can be walking into the grocery store and there's your
perfect person. You could be walking into a nightclub and
find your night in shining arm with a pony Chael
and leather pants, just like me and Edwin. Um. Oh,
by the way, I saw some great flashbacks and season
eight of The Real Housewives at Beverly Hills. If you're
(24:53):
gonna the picture you sent me yesterday gave me rage
me with the shorty shorts and the platforms, they were
the best. That was from you look like you were twenty.
That was from my audition tape. You realize that so
they actually use the audition tape. I didn't know they
use those. Yeah, they used it, probably because it was
(25:14):
the most interesting I ever was because I was trying
to you know what I think probably should do Max,
So they should release am like everybody's audition tapes, Like
do a whole show about the audition tapes. All right, guys,
let's take a little break and then bring in our
special guest and we'll have her on. But I have
to put on my sunglasses for this. Hi tam Ra
(25:45):
Hi Kyle, Happy birthday, thank you. The birthday that doesn't
it's never every night we sing a happy birthday. Kate
comes with sparklers and I'm like, I'm dead. We please
not talk about it ever again. Well, there's something we
need to talk about. I mean, something we need to
talk about right from the beginning is I have not
seen these questions the way I know. Um, don't worry,
(26:07):
there's a lot, as many as you want. But you know,
there's been a lot of reports. And so I'd like
you to stand up and show me the tummy tucks
car that apparently to create your abs. Even you already
I got the headline would be yes. So people accused
me of a number of things. I posted a picture
of my closet wearing, trying on my bathing suits actually
(26:29):
for this trip. And um, I apparently a lot of
people think I'm taking ozempic. Uh. To clarify, I've never
taken ozempic, never tried ozempic, and I'm not taking the
other one that starts with an m mona. Okay, I'm
not doing I have not none of that, zero ZiLs
not so anyway. Um, then they started saying, well, then
(26:52):
maybe we shouldn't do that. But tummy talk. I did
not have a tummy talk. I've been out here like
this looking for one. Well you would know, first of all,
here's nothing. I had a breast reduction, but you overall
look thinner. It doesn't mean I am thinner. So that
you in a nutshell. I'll try to be in a nushell.
So I had a brass reduction. I wanted a tummy
chuck because of the skin from having four babies, excess skin,
(27:13):
because no matter how much you work out, you know
you always will have that skin if it's not taken away. Um. Anyway,
after getting a weight during the summer um on July fifteen,
I got off the boat and I said, that is it.
I'm not having any sugar, any carbs, any alcohol. And
I thought for maybe, you know, to three weeks until
I lost weight. But then I was losing weight. I
was working out every single day, and uh I started
(27:34):
losing weight. I felt so good. I'm like, why would
I go back to that? So I still have not
had alcohol at all? And um I have. I mean,
I'll have a bite of birthday cake here and there
kind of thing, but that's it. But no, so you're
having you're eating high protein veggies. Yeah, I mean, I mean,
and she worked out for like two hours today. But look, okay,
hold on, this is embarrassing because I wasn't expecting this. Okay,
so I'm not gonna do my whole body here, but
(27:54):
this would have a scar apparently, right, this whole thing.
If she had a tummy chuck, this whole thing would
be a are Yeah. One of our friends here has
had a time. We talk my showing too much. Know
what kind of show is this? This is you know,
it's rated, whatever it is that we want. But this
whole thing would be a scar. Do we see a scar? No,
we see muscles, see other things. I have very strong
(28:17):
muscles there. I just do have that you know, listen,
I was holding my arm up like this too, because
if I would put it down, oh that's the supermodel post,
we always die. So I'm like, yeah, if I would
to put you know, this is like my stomach goes
flat and you can feel I actually have a six pack.
And at the end of that, I always do that
fans for Kyle. Okay, that's the end of my story
about defending my know what I think Kyle. I think man,
(28:39):
Kyle was the only one of us that did a
true workout today, did well. Morgan did, but I went
on like the peloton outside for a little bit, but
like thirty minutes they n killed it. Okay, sorry, what tim?
I think that what's happening is a lot of people
in the world on a zempic right now. So if
anybody loses weight, then people instantly think that, oh, they're
(29:00):
on the shot. I got accused of it, and I'm like,
I've been the same way for years and shut the
f up. But I found myself doing this yesterday after
I said I'm not gonna judge anybody because I can't
stand when people think something but I mean, it isn't true.
And I was like, oh, I wonder this. Yeah, we
saw something and I was like, why am I doing that?
With people have done to It's just natural. It's just natural.
But if you I mean, what people don't understand is
(29:22):
like if you stop alcohol, you stop the sugar, and
you you don't have to starve yourself. You can eat
protein and veggies and fruits. You're gonna Also, the thing
is with alcohol, it's a domino effect. It's listen, when
we're filming. You know, when we're filming, we drink a
lot more than normal because we're going out to these
events and you know, it's stressful. But in my everyday
life obviously, I'm like I don't get home. You know,
it's very different. But um, when you when you would
(29:45):
go to dinner and have a couple of glasses of
wine and I would come home and I'd see brownies
and cookies on the kitchen counter my kids made. I
think I'd eat them, shove them in my mouth. Awesome.
A little tired, a little a little hungover from that
little bit of wine. Maybe I won't work out to
It's a domino effect. So when you move that stuff
from your life, if you wake up the other energy.
I've never felt better in my entire length, honestly, and
I worked my ass off, and I really resent when
(30:06):
people I think I'm just paying termor made a good point.
She said, Kyle, unlike you, Teddy, like you will consistently
post your worksout workouts, Kyle doesn't post every little aspect
of her life. So then people make these assumptions. But
I know Kyle, and I'm like, no, no, she works
her ass off. Yeah, I think you posted one workout
(30:26):
one time. I'm like, whoa, that's it was a post
for me. That's why I'm gonna use like our business
kind of terms. It's not my brand. Um, and I
have such major body image issues my whole life. I
don't like to focus on that because I think I
look good right now, But what if I don't again,
I just I'm sew in my head about it, and
I still girl take all the pictures. But when I
(30:48):
take one little picture like I'm feeling pretty good. You know,
I just turned fifty four, I've had four children, I'm
feeling pretty good, I post this picture and then everyone
assumes I just paid for it, which is really it's
just well, I have have two ords of people like
that funk off. Yeah, and that's it's just sucking annoying
because you work hard at something and instead of us
(31:08):
all being like, Wow, you've done it, congratulations, this is
something you've worked really hard on. You look beautiful. Why
do we want to take somebody down who was looking
or maybe feeling their best when I talked about this,
if they about the j Lo thing, because we would say, like,
we look at her and we're like, she looks amazing
and she works with what off? We know that I
am the same age as j Lo, Jennifer Anderson, and
(31:29):
um Gwen Steffani and they all look amazing older than girls.
But I'm like, we're the exact same to the three
of us. I'm like four of us. So I'm like,
you know what, I just look at admire thing. You
know obviously, I know when you have money, people soon
you know I have a chef cooking all that stuff.
That's not even the case. No, she actually could. I
would like a chef. I would like a chef to cook,
(31:51):
and that's why I need to I don't like cooking. Okay,
next question, this is we're doing a complete shift because
we've got to get back to Beverly Hills and that
is get back to Beverly Hills. That was like Joyce joy.
(32:15):
Do you think Lisa Vanderpump is coming back or what
the hell are Sutton and Garcela doing? Like why are
they trying to do the most well Sutton? I think,
honestly probably I haven't talked to Sutton since I saw
the picture. Should post it, but I think they've probably
really just bumped into her. And but there's a lot
of housewives there right now. There is text housewives, housewives ourselves. No,
(32:38):
I don't think ourselves. Sutton, Erica, Renna, and LVP are
all there. If your entire cast pretty much wasn't in
Paris right now, would you invited any of them to
on this trip? Um? No? I mean honestly no. Yeah.
You know it's funny because people say, oh, they not
your real friends. They are my friends. I talked to them,
(32:58):
I text with them, you know. I was suff dinner
with Sutton. Actually she's coming back in town um Saturday,
and so I am friends. And I've texted with Doret
where I came here. But you know, I don't know
there's It doesn't mean you have to do every level
of ease that comes with this group of people. Yes,
and it's a core group that I spend you know, um,
(33:21):
the majority of my time with. And that doesn't mean
on camera, you know. Um, it's our group. We all
wake up at like five o'clock in the morning, we're
all working out, we're all we're just we're very tight.
We share everything about our lives and um, it's nothing
to do with the show. And yeah, I need that,
you know, you know how. And we were talking about
it earlier, like whenever you go do something, maybe you
(33:41):
have one housewife and or a prior housewife with you,
but not the rest. People are like, well, where's Lisaretna,
where's this person? As if that's all you do. By
the way, I have done a trip to Dorett to
you know, with our husbands. Um, this is a girl's trip.
And you know, honestly, and I've said this, I know
I'm enjoying it. From care, I really needed to take
(34:03):
a step back from the show and everything. You know,
I check out texting and you know, I love these ladies.
I just like, I have had enough of you bitches.
But now we're es and you're gonna get pissed to
me about this, Teddy, You I don't make me take it.
She just gave me the evil eye. Um, but we're
(34:24):
gonna need to talk about ras a little bit. I
know you don't want to give him any attention, but
you're gonna have to give us a little bit of cromps.
No nothing, because I don't even care that. The funny
thing is is that I made like a comment, like
a joking, like wait, wasn't That's what I'm saying? You
were joking? But then he took it to the next well,
and then people thought I posted a picture and I
said O G. And it was a photo shoot I
(34:45):
had just done in Santa Barbara, and I only put
O G because I couldn't think of any caption. I
was like like this, so I was like, I don't know,
maybe I'll I was thinking of all these dumb things
like I'll just put O G because you know, I
don't know. People nothing my hand to God to do
with that comment, I mean, and then people like, oh,
you're clearly upset, and I was like, oh God, So yeah,
(35:06):
I don't care. He's my least favorite on Traders, which
we will recap soon in the next couple of weeks.
UM next question on Amazon Live. You were talking about
taking a step back from the Real Housewives of Beverly
Hills Girls. What are you feeling going into filming soon
and who are you the most anxious about, saying, I'm
not anxious about seeing anyone. Honestly, Um, I'm not anxious
(35:30):
at seeing anybody. That's not my issue, and it wasn't
towards them, It's just the the show as a whole.
You know. When I left that day with the reunion,
I was obviously extremely emotional. I thought to myself, well,
this is it with my sister for me, that was
my thought. I think people didn't realize. I mean, some
people realize I was so emotional, but I think other
people like, god, you were so I really thought, you know,
(35:52):
well this is this is this is it. I know
I can feel that, and um, and the show it
was so it was weird because like there wasn't like
anything crazy things with me, and yet it was one
of my worst seasons and I just felt done, you know,
And I'm like why why. We were just talking earlier
about how I would never want any family member on
the show with me. Ever, it's just because there's too much.
(36:15):
Both my sisters were my idea too Yeah, well bad idea,
very bad idea. It's too hard. Look at the Gorgas
and the you know, and it's hard when there's real
love and there's real life. At the end of the day,
there's big consequences. Um, I don't even want my best
friends on the show, Like I wouldn't even want like
(36:37):
a really close friend on the show. Listen. I had
to take a step back from I mean, these girls
are all important to me, that women on the show. Um, um,
some more than others. Obviously I don't want to be
you know, but um, I have a history with them,
and you know, when I have had hard times and
going through difficult stuff with my sisters, they really have
been there for me, which is why it's hard. You know, Like,
(36:59):
you know, we get called out like why aren't you
you know, calling out Erica saying, you know, behind at
her about this, and now like even though I know
what where the audience is saying, I'm not stupid, I
read the same things. I understand that, you know, people
are like what the hell give the earrings back? I
get all of that. It's very hard when someone who
has been there for you for seven years and when
(37:19):
I didn't have my sisters or you know, I usually
have one at a time with my sister. It's not
like in and out. Kim and I are actually good.
To be clear, Kim and I are great. Um, So
you know when she's calling me and saying, I just
want you to know, Kyle, I'm really proud of you.
I'm proud of you. You've done credible job with American woman.
They show up at my event like really supportive, and
(37:40):
it's hard. It's really hard, you know. That's probably the
hardest thing about the Housewives is SI there and oh yeah,
I'm gonna call you out. Really, this person has been
nothing but kind to me, So I have to like
split myself and go, oh my god, I understand what
we're reading, but we don't know the truth yet. So
I'm gonna reserve judgment because she's been a good friend
to me. So no, you cannot answer any family members.
So there's not going to be any change. Like, no
(38:01):
one tried to turn this into something that it's not.
But if you had to pick one current housewife that
you are closious with your sister, like I will literally,
um pick one current house right that I'm closest with yeah,
going into this new season like who in the caste
(38:22):
uh three three and and Sutton Greet and Sutton Um.
But the funny thing is I've always had a great relationship.
You always doesn't like just we don't show it on
they don't show it. They always have had a good report,
which is why, like, it's so funny. When did the start?
I did this for the night at the Christmas party.
(38:43):
You know, I'm always like, oh my god, and when
you're like that too, So I was like, oh my god.
She was like, would you stop with the out This
isn't her Christmas party. We we are really good generally friends.
We talk all the time, and we'd like to talk
in the morning. We'll stand up up like an hour.
You know. We share everything and um, she's really fun
and funny and I love that about her. Um, but
(39:04):
better I lean either just laugh at the best time
that one of the girls I was closest to was Eileen.
I was like, well, I just I just love him.
I just told Teddy that I'm I'm bench watching UM
season eight Beverly Hills, what happened? And I told her
to golf the time where I'm wearing the I want
(39:26):
I wanted to see when Teddy when you came dress
and said, yes, we just talked about it. The Eddie
screw Eddie screamed at the TV. What is Kyle? I'm
not Kyle. What is Teddy wearing? That was your first season?
So we met in the airport, at the private airport.
We met at the airport. I was not in a
much better outfit than you, guys. I just didn't know. Well,
(39:47):
I'm on the episode where you're at Kyle's store and
she's trying to help. She's trying to do your style. Yes,
she's trying to dress you. And then Dorid is singing
for p k'sift oh on the beat and you, guys,
why do we become so close so fast? Was the
workout stuff and we because we would hang out when
(40:08):
we weren't filming. We would like go hiking, we would
go do whatever we like, soul psychle, we like right Nation.
We would do stuff and it just for me why
I liked you is it always felt effortless. For me.
You felt just like down earth, a normal person, which
is what look they're not. I feel like I am
just like a normal person. I don't know, and I
don't feel like everything you are. You are very down
(40:29):
to earth. The little that I know of you and
the times I expat with you, you just seemed so
down to earth, And that's what I think. That's why
you guys um and we're used to. Teddy is a
lot more bougie now than she was. I just you're
a little bier. Well you up up. My character is
the same you up to Revolved game. I like, I can,
(40:51):
I can now still revolved. She doesn't. I would never
do neta porch. It's cheap over here. I don't either,
I'm too cheap for that. Let's not get crazy, guys,
No Revolved game. Revolved started start shop, But before I
used to shop lowest to high. Now I shopped like
(41:12):
middle time. Yeah, so you get newer things and cuter
and pluts, I realized, but not high high. No high.
Just to be clear, no, maybe not to be would
be clear. I haven't worn one person's entire trip because
I was like, I'm not taking anybody. Well, you're you're
now you're dressed. That you wore a Bravocon was what
(41:32):
eighteen dollars it is, but I already sold it. I
put it on the real reel and I, oh, good, okay.
So has um oh ed when reached out to me
I think was Mother's Day and said I want to
get teddy An theirs bag. Can you help me? So
I I've never seen her use it exactly, so anyway,
(41:54):
so I hook him up with my MS people. He
goes and he gets this bag. She never takes it
out of the house. She shows up one day with it.
She's a black gold hardware, a thirty broken bag and
it's beautif leather, just to be bad. So she shows
up and she walks in and I'm like, oh my god,
(42:14):
you're using the bag And I open it. What does
it happen? It a chapstick? A chapstick and advising because
I have dry eyes, not one of the things. Why god,
nothing else in the bag. I was like, two things
that's making in the bag like this, And I was like,
where's all your stuff? But the good thing about it
broken you can always get like you can always sell
one day and get your money back. But I don't
carry around like I don't. If I need something, I'm
(42:37):
gonna be like, hey, kind of row your lip loss.
Like I am not somebody that I'm O c D
about certain things, but like, okay, I like that she's
a little bit like kind. Yeah, that's why I gotta
ask since you mentioned vizine in season eight, your eyes
are constantly bloodshot red like your stone the entire why
(42:58):
it's because, yeah, everybody commented on it. It's because at
that point in time, I did not know that I
was allergic to lateets, and they would use late texts
blue to the fake eyelashes. And it wasn't until almost
the end of that season. Every every scene, your eyes
(43:18):
are bloodshot. Yeah, no, when I did not ever do
Now remember you say that because I did your makeup? Yeah. No.
Erica finally looked at me one day and this is
she still hated me then, and she's like, are you
using lateex on your eyes? She always knows this thing,
and I was like, uh yeah, I mean I've had
(43:39):
that problem before. And she goes ask your makeup. She's like, listen,
ask your makeup people to switch to the latex free.
And then it completely changed something about Ericas want to say,
she knows the most random stuff, like, well, be any country.
She really knows a lot of information. I used to
attribute that to being made to a much older man
(44:00):
who you know, was you know, very experience and a
little wisdom. But she she knows so much stuff and
she's actually very much more. But yeah, she was right
because now I don't use that and it doesn't happen.
I mean, my eyes are always dry, but they don't
look bloodshot anymore. And I'm not I'm not. I do
a lot of things, but I'm not a pot smoker.
(44:22):
I don't really get stoned. It's not my thing. Maybe
I'll do have a gummy here and there, but I
kind of not not you know what I found? Did
I say that? Yeah? Um, so I don't, like I said,
I don't drink. And then my friends are like, well,
it's a big birthday party, you don't have anything. I'm like, no,
I just I don't want to. By the way, I
did some time with it. Maybe one day I will.
I don't know. But it's been six and a half
months now and she's still fun. Which I don't know
(44:45):
that I would have that capability. Yeah, I mean I
wake up every day so early, as you know. Um
but anyway, so anyway, my friends said, oh, there's just
little packets that you put as CBD and th HC.
We're actually forget the letters to you. We're developing that
right now, Gena is gonna do We're doing a ch
HC seltzer and there's like only a little bit of
teach C in it, so you can drink. You'll get
(45:06):
a little buzz and then it's gonna wear off and
then you can have another one so you can socially
drink with your friends. Yes, I tested it at my
I tested this one at my friend Jana's birthday party.
Uh and um, anyway, it was it was fine. Yeah, yeah,
we have a powder and a seltzer coming out. And
then I know she's almost out of time. But the
(45:26):
next question is if Beverly Hills were to do the
same thing that New York is doing where they're doing
a legacy, would you rather be on the legacy or
stay on the original show? And if it was a legacy,
who do you think your prime people would be to
be on it with you? There would be no legacy
without her. Correct, she's o G So thank you. Um,
(45:50):
I mean, so keep the cast as it right now,
we're going to put a legacy show together, put a
legacy show together. Well, if I'm gonna be one million
percent on as a legacy show. Let me think, obviously
you would have to be there. So do you mean
I would have to say I would have to say
LVP because of the history there. Um, I know, Sorry,
ted I'm just being all you should like Richards. Um,
(46:12):
it'll be a great year for you, Teddy. No, so
you need LP out put to reet. Um I think that. Um,
I think that. Yeah, I think that. And then I
would you know, I think Sutton Carcela. I don't. I
think that'd be kind of an interesting group. Would you
want Taylor back or do you think she should stay
(46:33):
in Orange County? Um? I don't know. I mean I
I actually spoke to Taylor the other night, but I
mean she lives there, so it makes sense to be
an Orange County. Yeah, well that makes sense. That tracks guys.
Is there anything else we should ask Kyle before we
(46:53):
let her be free on her birthday? Before we go in?
If we talked about my birthday, well it's over, it's done,
it's done. A new trip, but no more candles. Just
wait till you hit fifty. You're gonna be like, wait
you Teddy, Yes, you just don't want to celebrate what
i'ming up and about. I don't know how to hear
(47:14):
eight years years will talk about it, ladies, I know,
but then you don't want birthday party forty one. Her
mouth is not very good. That's been a strong suit.
Yeah mine either. Um. Is there anything you can tease
about season thirteen? Do you know anything coming in? Oh? Cheese? Like? Um?
(47:41):
I mean no, you know I can't. Well, man, look
at Teddy trying to get you in trouble. I mean,
I will tell you this. This is what I will
say about season thirteen. Everything I've read online is a lie. Yeah,
but who's joining? They keep saying certain people are joining.
I said, I don't believe that. I just joining because
I know what but I know you. But I do
(48:02):
know Ida for mommy and me and all these things.
And I just don't imagine she's putting her life out
there like that. I can tell you every year it's
like this, and I'm just reading this to him. Oh
why did you lie about this? It's just so weird
because people also said I should be really offended that
when TMC asked you who you'd want to be on
you said, Christie taking over me. I am fucking furious
(48:24):
because they're always thinking somebody, They're always wanting somebody random.
And then, by the way, I got in trouble for
that too. I'm like, this is why, I just you
know what I don't like if you're Danny, to get
your Danny, you're downs over. But yeah, we'll walk. I'll
walk downstairs to the school where she is in seven minutes. Well,
(48:44):
thank you for joining us. Free to come with us,
I will. I love to just has to drinks show
who would come into it? I don't have a problem
with that, term would show of them. I've seen your show, Damner,
I've seen you well since I'm watching season nine. Now,
(49:06):
I have one thing to say to you. Bye Kyle,
good Bye back Kyle bie guy bye. Thanks joining us.
Thank you guys for tuning in. I truly appreciate it.
We are having so much fun, and I appreciate Tam
wearing her hat and the same Aviator Nation sweatshirt she
wears everywhere day. But we will be back tomorrow to
(49:26):
recap the Real Housewives of Potomac, which was a real
juicy So thank you. Bye bye,
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