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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellon Cats and
Tambra Jedge. Hey, guys, welcome to this week's two Teas
in a Pod with myself and Tambra Judge. How's it
going today? It's going good. I got a very busy
day today, so some a little scatter brained. Well, you
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know what, you need to pull it together? Because recap episode.
I know. And I like the recap episode, I really do.
I like the headlines the recap, love it all. There's
a lot, there is a lot, I know. I feel
like we're gonna have to go through these headlines. Let's
start out with New Jersey. Uh. Taglines were released. Um,
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I'll be Teresa. Okay, I have a new king, but
I'm still the Queen of New Jersey. Okay. Do we
like that one? I like that one? That bad? Right?
I don't hate that one. Yeah, Jackie's is you don't
have to pay me a compliment, but you do have
to pay amy respect. I don't like that. I don't
like that. I don't like it. I know, Margaret, I say,
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when you have nothing to hide, there's nothing to lose.
I like that one because it's the truth. And yeah,
I always kind of live my life like that. If
you hiding something, then um, so, Dolores, I don't start
the drama, but I'll start the show. I don't know
if I get that one. I don't understand that completely,
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but I will start the show. I don't start the drama,
but I will start the show. Does she Maybe she'll
start the drama. I know she's saying I don't start there.
I don't know. Maybe she does a show. Because you
know how your taglines are kind of pretty much about
how your season went, So maybe she does some kind
of show. Okay, we don't fully understand yours, Dolores, so
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we can't say if we like or dislike. Um, Melissa Gorga.
Some people are born great and some people are born Jersey.
She's already publicly said she does not like. But I
was gonna say, okay she did, because I'm like, is
that a compliment? Is that? Like? What does it mean
some people are born great? She just they're basically saying,
like Jerseys above great. That's what I'm assuming. I mean,
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I can say this from past taglines. I never picked mine.
I mean, obviously, what do you mean? Like I never
knew what my tagline was going to be until the end,
like when they started. Yeah, I don't think any of
us do. They give you a bunch and sometimes you
can pick yeah, and then you can sometimes suggest them
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and sometimes they'll take you up on it, and sometimes
they won't. What is your biggest regret of a tagline?
The hottest housewife? Obviously, but back then, hold on, can
you say it again? I'm the hottest housewife in Orange County?
But listen, let me just tell you back then when
we did taglines, you know how we do taglines now
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currently you're in a sound stage and you do it.
They give you a whole bunch of them. Back way
back when, what they would do is they would just
take something you said in the show and use it.
You would even record it. So we also did like O. T. S.
Two where you know, they pull us out a scene
and do interviews. That's how we did our interviews. So
it was it was so different back then. So they
just took something sarcastic that you said, and that was
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something sarcastic, but much to be clear, when you said
you were the hottest housewife, that was not one of
those times that was a chosen tagline. By someone. No,
it was something that I actually said. It was like
my first season, I think something I said in an interview.
It was, you know how you do your interviews? And
I said an interview of being a smartass, and Simon
was upstairs and you know, and he's like, you're gonna
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be sorry for that like that, and I'm like, I'm
just joking. Right then they use it as my tagline.
So nowadays, like you were saying, they give us about five.
They asked us, do you have one in mind? Will
throw it in the mix, and whatever one they end
up liking is the one they're going to use. Now,
Jennifer's is, Um, I don't know if I like this one.
My nose, my nose maybe new, but I can still
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smell a rat. I mean it's kind of funny, but
it's like, I mean, it's kind of funny, but it's
also like, I hope you have a new nose that
it will work. Yeah, well you know that your your
nose can smell rats. That's great. So yeah, I mean,
these they're not the best, they're not the worst. Um,
I think my least favorite is Jackie's and Melissa's. Yeah,
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but I mean, all right, I had a real I
mean the year that I was doing everybody's dirty work
as the year that I said and I'll never do
your dirty work in my tagline. So I like that.
But then they showed me doing dirty somebody's dirty world.
I didn't hear that part. Hey, I like my housewife's messy.
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I do. I like it when they catch in a
lie and do it as a house if you don't
want to be caught like that, But to watch it,
I'm like, that's it's real juicy when you think things
too for you know forward You're like, I can't say
that because they're going to pull up that can't Now, Well,
you do learn never to speak in absolutes, yes, because
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that's always going to bite you in the ass. Right
by the way, I really like your hair. Oh thanks.
I had it in a braid and then I was
took it out and I was like, you know what,
this is going to have to do it for today.
I just got straight hair because I don't have time
where we can do a lazy hair tutorial on our
instagrams later straight or wearing a braid and take it
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out two minutes before the pod. I'm gonna try that Okay.
The next headline is Melissa Gorga claims Andy Cohen vans
Snooky from joining Real Housewives. Snooky calls Andy it's so
aggressive about fore casting her. I know that's a that's
a typo, right, it's got to be a type. But
either way, and he doesn't want Housewives, well, I can
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understand that. I think he's always said like he doesn't
want to bring on somebody that's already been on a
reality show. Just doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it doesn't
really make anything. And then do like Snooky. I would
love to see her on there. I think so too,
but I don't know necessarily if you try to like
bring in somebody that already is so strongly in another group,
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how it meshes. Okay, why do you sound like you're
gonna throw up? I have um acid reflux today, so
I feel like you're in pain. I am in pain.
I'm taking a lot of times, I'm doing all the things.
I even am drinking a diet coke because sometimes that
helps my Yeah, I haven't iagined, I haven't had a coke.
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I can't tell you how long you know this. I
don't need to be judged. Okay, Okay, okay, okay, you're
you're gonna do the next one. I'm going to do
the next one. Okay, let's say Andy Cohen reveals his
favorite Real Housewife moms. We'll just tell you one thing.
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My mom's not on the list, So I feel kind
of weird even talking about it. So he went on
to say that the Real house mom's arguing that ladies
who made the ladies we all love to watch are
equally into enthralling. Is that what it says in drolling
in their own rights? So okay, they're all great, he's saying. Um,
coming dead last but still making the top five was
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mother and daughter face lifts to show her kids up.
Went skipped a line. Sorry, Coming dead last but still
making the top five was Real Housewives of New Jersey
Margaret Joseph's mom, Marge Senior Senior for making mother daughter
face lifts. That's kind of cool that they did that together. Um,
and then went on they went to Tinsley. Her mother
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was great. So I have to read a mall Deandrew's mom. Um, yeah,
well my mom's on in there, so I have no
interest in this article. Has your mom ever filmed? No,
my mom has never felt. Neither of my parents ever filmed. Now,
why would your mom not film? It wasn't that my
mom wouldn't film. Is that my last year we were
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supposed to go to Hilton Head and like do my
baby shower and do all that kind of stuff and
meet my sister and my mom, and then it never happened.
They were like, we're not spending the money to go there,
a k. You're probably getting fired and we're not getting
you a storyline. So it's funny. Do you think they
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know beforehand who was getting fired? I think I don't know.
I mean, the thing that's so weird is you just
I continuously from production got praised, So I didn't. I
really same thing. I really was confused in that way. However,
watching it back and seeing how much was cut, I
knew ye. Kind of speaking of no longer seeing on
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the Housewives, Uh, this is Nicole from o c's final episode.
She doesn't go on the trip to Cabo. She has
the falling out with Noella. So they're sayinging that she
exited because of the falling out. Okay, I think there's
more to this, I really do. What do you think
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I don't know? That's the thing. I don't know. I
don't know if something happened off camera, and she's like,
I'm out, well, she's supposed to be a housewife or
a friend. She's a friend. I guess she's not in there,
but I know, but originally I heard that she was
supposed to be a housewif I heard the same thing.
But there's so I mean, when we say that, it's
like we hear it from Instagram. So it's like there's
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all kinds of stories, weird, weird, a very good insider.
So I, um, I think that we should get her
on the pod. We should get on the pod. Um.
I feel like at the beginning of the season, I
kind of liked her, like on that hike when she
was natural and just being talking about life, and then
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things shifted and then I was like, I don't really
care to say, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I feel
like something happened that we did not see, because it
was very strange in the fact that unless I missed
something in the last episode where she's actually shopping with
the girls to get bathing suits to go to Cabo
and then she's not a Cabo, did they reference why
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she wasn't there because I didn't see that part. Now, well,
I have a question. Remember back towards the beginning of
your time on OC, wasn't there a girl that filmed
like the entire season with you guys, and then all
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of a sudden you only saw like in one episode. Um, Danielle,
is that what you're talking about? Yeah, so it does
happen where you are fully in it and then all
of a sudden something changes and they can go. I
remember being at a Bravo shoot with a bunch of
Brabo remember when they used to do those midsummer you
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know commercials, And this one was a circus themed and
it was all Bravo talent, like you know, from one
from each cast, and there was a girl that was
there and I can't remember who it was, and they
got the word that she was filmed all season long
and did not get to hold her orange apple whatever
it was. And I remember thinking, I didn't know that
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could happen. I did not know that they could do that,
and they absolutely did. Last minute the show was going
to air in a couple of days, and they told her, sorry,
you don't have enough. Yeah, so you can. It's who
Savage savage savage um, speaking of Emily Simpson, Saw Red
Flags and Vicky Gumbelson's ax, Steve Lodge, God, we have
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to talk about him anymore. I can't. I whatever she
says that, but no, what we can kind of move
on to with Shannon. I was going to actually move
over that. Yeah, whatever she said it the good mother?
What's the good mother? Quiet lot it? Oh my god? Yeah,
you know, I got into a little bit of a
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I went off the rails. That was called off the chain,
off the word. We should talk about your stuff? Yeah,
I got. I got a little bit of shipped from
from her fans. You're obsessed with her? Why are you
talking about her? I don't know. I was watching Watch
What Happens, Love, give us the backstory and watch what happens.
That's what happens live and Um. She had made a
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comment about oh Andy astor your Tamar said you're exhausting, okay,
and she's like, I didn't want to go for a
tip for tap with her, but that's not true. And
I'm like, you're freaking exhausting. You're exhausting most of the
people on the cast. I said, you're exhausting. Then she
went on to say that I was thirsty. So you know,
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all you have to do is throw something at me,
and I'm going to go after you. I I try,
my heart is to shut my mouth, but you know,
I'm just like, Okay, you wanna talk about me, I'm
gonna talk about you. So I went on my social
media and I'm like, you are exhausting, and I went
on and then then I had like regret, like I'm like,
oh my god, I can't believe it. Did you have
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enough regret to take it down? Or you just left
it there? I just left it there. That's when you
know you have real regret. Like if I like read
post something when I'm tipsy of like a victory and
then I realised I have like one eye closed. Then
the next day I'll just like take it down like
maybe no one saw that part. And then I got
Then we three of us, me and you Brandy got
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into a little bit of a Twitter kind of fight.
We were just throwing bombs, right, so um OK. Yeah.
So Noela slams Brandy Glanville in an article uh and
says it's kind of sad because Brandy um was on
two tees on Twats. She was on the twat and
she said that she felt like Noela was kind of funny,
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and Noela did not like that. From the heavy It's
she went on two cheese in a pod to get attention.
That really sucks that someone I've never met is out
they're saying that and it's not true. And I mean,
one more ex housewife who is clamping onto the newbie
to have you say their name. It's kind of sad
state at the thirty six year old um. And then
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this is my favorite line though, Oh, I know what
you're gonna say. Now. I have learned that if I
ever have a podcast, because one day, my day will
come that I will be asked to come back. I
won't be asked to come back on this. And if
I have a podcast after that, I have failed at life. Okay,
first thing we need to break down and regard this.
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If succeeding at life means we have a real freaking problem,
that's the first thing I thought. Then I thought, wait
a minute, like, so Heather Debrow has a podcast, has
she failed at life? Because I'm want to say no,
and what does she put in her mind? What is
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failing at life? Just not being on Housewives that's failing
at life. That's what I That's the part that actually
really made me sad. I'm like failing at life because
we are putting ourselves in a situation where we can
support our families and our life and we have a
top podcast. But I wasn't actually going to say anything,
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but then Brandy tweeted, oh you're gonna pull the tweets out.
Um uh, Brandy, honey, I think you have enough of
your own sad problems. Then coming after me and don't
you worry you'll never have a podcast. So that was
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Brandy's then Tam and by the way, Brandy tagged both
me and Tam, so like I was, I was like,
all right, Brandy posted I'm not gonna write anything. I'm
gonna let it be, and then Tam comes in home.
I slid right in there, bitch, sit down. She's been
on TV for a total of thirty minutes. I think
she's a superstar. The eye up emoji. Brandy Glanville, how
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has been on TV a decade. She doesn't need you
to get attention. I've got cut fitness, being a CVD
house's husband, two kids in college, and a podcast. I
guess I failed at life. So now it's like they're
poking the bear with me. And I was like, I'm
gonna have to say something I can't. Of course, these
two high and draft. So I went with I'm just
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gonna let Noela squat and peace. Yes, because Brandy did
re She posted and uh tweeted an article I think
it was US Weekly, possibly allegedly, um, Noella is squatting. Well,
no Noella said that she's squatting. The word I did
not say the word squatting on my own, which is
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why I put it in quotes. He said that to
Bryce Sander, that she is squatting and the house that
she's currently in and not able to pay. Yes, so
I have. I haven't been in the house, but I
dropped after a night out. I dropped her off at
her house and it's a very beautiful house. It's a
New Pork Coast, so it's probably very expensive. It's very expensive. Um,
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I don't understand why these housewives rent these super expensive houses,
because that's the thing. And I can say this, The
first house that I lived in when I was a
housewife wasn't like some ginormous house by any means. So
even in Beverly Hills. It's not a requirement, right, They
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just want to see your feel. You feel pressure, so
they feel pressure too. I've never really fallen into that pressure.
Like when I started The Housewives, I had a nice
house assignment in a four forty square foot house in
the Gaining community. Then I moved into an apartment. They
filmed me an apartment. Then I moved into a tiny condo.
They filmed me there, like I never really, you should
film whatever your reality is, and that's how I've always felt, like,
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this is my reality, this is what I'm going through,
So why not film there? Like, I don't know, I
don't get that, but I don't know how you feel
about this. Mary Cosby ditch the reunion because she didn't
want to be to get beat up. So page six
has an article Mary Cosby confirmed that she bailed on
the Real Houseways of Salt Lake City reunion because she
didn't want to get beat up by her castmates. But
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isn't that what the reunions all about? Everybody gets beat up.
I mean, I think that Mary lives in her own reality,
like she's gonna do whatever the hell she wants whenever
she has to do it. So Jenny from Salt Lake
City faces backlash for her controversial post. According to page six,
fans are calling for Jenny to be fired from Real
Housewives Like City after several controversial social media posts appearing
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to promote white Lives Matter from surface this week. Then
she comes forward as an apology, then says that she
took these down over a year ago. Fans are saying
they were still up until yesterday. You know, whatever dates
these were. It's very it's it's it's bad. All the
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girls have unfollowed her. But then jen Shaw was posting.
She said, I rarely believe what I see her here
inline I know firsthand when it feels like to be
judged without evidence or admission or guilt. However, since my
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast member has admitted
that she made those horrible comments and posts, I must
now stand up on behalf of my husband and my
sons are African American to say that I'm deeply offended
by the racially insensitive post in comments. And we've been
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wondering if Jenny was filming the next season or not.
Well we can finally confirm she is no longer. Bravo
released the following statement on Instagram this morning, Bravo has
ceased filming with Jenny Win and she will no longer
be a cast member of the Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City. We recognized we failed to take appropriate action
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once her offensive social media post were brought to our attention.
Moving forward, we will work to improve our processes to
ensure we make better and formed and more thoughtful casting decisions.
Wow and good. So it's a lot that is that? Uh?
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Is there any of these others? Oh, this is what
the Kyle Richards, My girl Kyle sold her house. I
saw that and people are tearing it up. But then
this person is who bought the house, is like, um,
she has all these books like richest and stuff. I
didn't see that. I just oh, yeah, I went deep
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down this person's rabbit hole because I was like, who
just like blatantly shows someone like destroying somebody else's home
like that was in the in the public. Yeah, but
it's her house now. It is her house now, So
you're thinking she shouldn't show it. Well, I'm thinking and
I would think that she probably knows who how whose
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house she bought. She does, And I feel like that
was for attention. But then what ended up opening was
she got attention she maybe didn't like. Yes, of course
you should be able to change the floors in the
home if you don't like them, right, But I think
it's like that iconic. I actually like those floors, the
black and white. That's what they're ripping out right. So well,
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but then all these bloggers are posting about it, but
you can see how it's sad. I mean, that's their
family home. It's you know, I think it was for attention,
and you know what, probably not the attention she likes,
but she got it. What else? Yeah, Chris Jenner, there's
rumors that she's gonna be on Real Housewives replacing Lisa Renna.
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I don't believe. I laughed at that one. Was laughed
and it's like, why would she replace anybody? Like why
why they instantly go there that Rena is gonna get
fired and Jenna is gonna come right in. Yeah, I
don't believe that Jenner is coming in. I also don't
believe that she's coming in to replace Nay, both to
me or not, which needs us to where we need
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to take a little break and we'll come back and
discuss your favorite thing, tam No, isn't there a season
over yet? Now episode seven, we'll be right back. So
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now we're back. Okay, recapping of Orange County overall? What
did you think of this episode? It's kind of boring,
it's a little slow. I mean, I always like to
see them go on the trips because they always go to,
you know, great places. But I don't know, what did
you think? Well, okay, this is what I thought. But
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potentially Jen and Heather do not appear like the most
fun people to go on vacation one. I have actually
had fun with Heather on vacation. I feel like Heather
has a lot of pressure. I feel like she's kind
of carrying in the show and they've really put so
much on her to save the franchise. So I don't know,
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I don't know, but I feel like it can do better,
that's for sure. I mean, I want to see the fun.
I mean, believe me, you didn't always see my fun
side either, and then I get it. So when I
say these things, it's not hurtful. It's just what you're
watching as a viewer. Right watching that breakfast between Jen
and Heather, I wanted to pull my own teeth out. Yeah,
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and so just you guys know, that's where it's hard
for me with Orange County because I've worked with a
lot of these girls and it's hard for me to
switch over to viewer versus cast members. So it's hard
for me to judge. Like sometimes I'm like, well that sucked,
because I in my mind, I'm like, oh, it could
be so much better, Like I mean, Vicky and Shannon
will be doing this and this. So it's I don't know,
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I can be I can be partial. I can't know.
Time's coming, girl coming, And you're freaking denial about it.
You're gonna tread it. What did you think about Gina
asking Heather to invite Noel A Chicago as a favor
for her. I wanted to slash a favor for production.
I know, Okay, So I died with that. Died And
I'm like, are you kidding you? Right now? You've known
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it for a hot second, and you're like, can you
do me a personal favor? Can you please invite Noella?
I mean it was so well, this is what happened
backstory for sure, this has to be the case, Heather
saying I don't want to invite Noella to production. She's saying,
I don't want to invite Noella. There's no reason I
would invite her, and they're like, what if one of
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the girls comes to you? So that's how it all
went down. So I was dying because I remember there
was I can't even remember who it was, but there
was someone I didn't want to invite to something. I'm like,
I would never invite her to been terrible to me.
And they were like what if? What if? You know
what I would have liked to see. I would have
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like Noella to be like, not go. And then one
of the girls, like Gina, talked to her and say
like from Cabo and say, you know, come out, just
come out. We're having so much fun. You know it'll
be fine, and to her to have like this moment
where she walks in and nobody knows but that one person,
you know what I mean, like more dramatic, like don't
like try, We're not fools, Like we know that you
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want her there, so you're gonna like saying please come
to me. I'm gonna be worried about her if she
doesn't go right, Oh my god. Then Heather tells Gina
that Noela gave Max a questionable gift at her book party. Okay,
I actually didn't fully agree. I mean, is it a
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super appropriate book for a child? No, however she's seventeen. Yeah, yep, um, yeah,
that was a tough one. I was actually today in
the carpool lane dropping my daughter off thinking about that,
Like she's sixteen. Um, if somebody gave her I mean,
it's not appropriate. I don't know, definite appropriate, But what
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I get like, you know, but hurt over it? Probably not? Yeah,
but you know, everything's heightened. There's always gotta be a
reason to get piste off at somebody. So then we
get into Jen is not used to taking time off
work and going on trips with her family. She tells
Howther that she wants to work on her family dynamic
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and become more connected. However, then you see her on
the phone with Wren and it does not seem like
she wants to be connected at home. She seems very cold,
like just a very standoff ish um. And I don't
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mean this in a mean way, you know what I mean.
I'm just saying, like we all have to somebody's bubbily,
somebody's out going. She's just very cold and probably that's
how she was raised. I mean, who knows if she
talks about her bone tumor she had in her leg
in her twenties. She had surgery for it, but still
manages the pain. Like we get we get to know
a little bit more about her, but it's still not enough.
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It's not enough. It's not enough. You're not wanting to
spend time. I'm not wanting to spend time with her,
and I know I don't think people are connecting with
her now this one. Noella forgets to bring her actual passport,
but she brought her passport card. Now I don't have
one of those cards. Is that what she said? She
brought the card? Yeah, I was confused by that. Why
couldn't she Well, they do have an option where you
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can have passport cards, but I don't have one, so
I don't know how that all goes down. But she
needed her actual passport, so it wasn't like she was
a total dim wit and didn't bring any passport. I
just don't think she brought the right one. But what
I didn't particularly like that she said was, Um, you know,
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I'm used to flying a certain level, and when you're
flying on private planes, I'm like, you have not been
with this guy your entire life. You didn't grow up
flying on private the same movie producer prior to that, correct,
but even still like, yeah, I mean not to bring
my my dad only like flies on private jets all
the time. That does not mean that I don't fly.
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It means that I still get on a Southwest airplane
and know what it requires to get on. Okay, Like
I don't prefer private jets. I've been on a few
because to me, I'm not very comfortable flying as is.
And whenever you hear one going down, it's always the
private ones. We had a neighbor hood family that their
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husband was killed in a private jet, and I just
never really got over that. And I'm like I would,
I'm fine, don't get me like flying. I like flying
private and I mean I enjoy it. But the point is,
don't act like you've never had to take a regular
flight and you don't know. I know, it's just she's
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just not very relatable. I'm I'm very confused with Noela. Oh,
by the way, I think she blocked me on Instagram
after that. I mean, I don't know, I'd have to
look again. Sometimes you try to pull somebody out because
I don't follow her and try to pull her up
to to look to see what if we had any
news for the pod, because honestly, she's really the only
one that people are talking about. I mean she she
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says some things that are really funny. She says some
things that but not funny, like their jokes, like just
funny that anybody would ever say such a thing, right,
I mean, yes, um, but she she's too much. She's
she's a lot for me. But she's the whole tequila thing.
I was like, just sit down and be quiet, Like
it's like a Heather was right on that it's a
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little shot. Just take the shot. She made such a
huge deal about it. Everything about her is just very dramatical. Oh,
by the way, you sent me down the rabbit hole
with the like to know, you know, started that account,
and I'm having lots of fun with it. Well, I
found her that she wears in her interview, the one
with her boobs hanging out, the white one, Oh yeah,
(30:04):
Amazon nineteen dollars, oh Amazon nineteen And by the way,
I'm obsessing over that, like to know, yeah, I know
you guys, like it'll take you deep down the rat Um,
but that is interesting. Um, I don't know that that
top will look the best on me, so I'm probably
(30:24):
not going to purchase I gonna buy it, but I
kind of feel like she could wear anything. She just
has that body, that model body, that she could wear anything.
I'd buy all my clothes at Big Lots, and I
was on it by her. You can pull anything on Emily.
Nicole and Jen did not go shopping up big Lots,
but they went shopping for bikinis, and I'd have to again,
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I'm gonna give Emily some credit trying on bikinis and
bathing suits and not giving giving zero fs and just
owning her body in the confidence that she has. Um.
Just she's that Um. I don't know if it was
Nicole when she was just like it looks like like
like it was yeah, something like she's like, are you
(31:08):
a smurf? She gave birth to her, I know, and
she's just owning her body and her curves, and I mean,
I am shocked. And I've even text Alex at production
saying Hell has frozen over. I'm starting to like Emily
as a viewer, I know, And I liked her riding
the Horrors. I thought I thought Emily was all in
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all really good this episode. Gina wasn't in this episode much.
For me, Jen has kind of died down. I feel
like since the first episode. Sometimes that happens when you
feel what it's like to be liked for a little bit,
You're like, yeah, I can sit chilly, but then all
of a sudden. I also think that because she caused
so much drama in the first couple episodes, um with
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the de Bros and all that, she you know, she
probably thought, oh, geez, I'm just gonna calm my yeah
and say that. But I know if I can take
it tits tense can say tence. But she tried on
the bikinis. She actually she looked great. It was a
funny scene. And even Dr Jen she's got a banging
body too, I mean, the great once I get to Mexico, though,
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I think they were all dying at They were also
hot the entire time. Okay, let me ask you a
personal question. Have you ever gone on a houseway trip
where it is so insanely hot that you're just not
either hot or cold? Both has happened? Um? Is there
anything else we even? Really? I don't even think there's
really that much to go over with c. It wasn't
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that great of a trip. I mean, so far, I
hope it would ever. Oh yeah, no, there's not the
one thing I did understand. I haven't talked to her
about this, but she had blue prints to a house,
but she had no land, and that was confusing to me,
because you can't have blue prints until you actually have
the land. Right. Well, I mean I guess they just idea,
(33:00):
like a dream idea. Okay, I think that's what I
got from it. Yeah, and then um, she talked about
also me purchasing a house. It's already built. Yeah, she
wants something for her kids to go to. That all
makes sense. It sounds lovely. They didn't show the They
didn't show the hotel. Like knowing you how sometimes they
do what they do trade outs. They show the name
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of the hotel that they were at. But I don't
think they were at a hotel. I think they're at
a house. Was it a private house? I think that
little villa is okay, and I think it was the house.
So then most time it must not have been a
trade me. I didn't like that house. Yeah it was
it was whatever. Um oh, I guess also Noel, it
gets called out for not um eating her food and
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drinking and she's like, you know, you don't have to
tell me what to do. I guess I'll have a
bite at this and it just at all. I think
it's foreshadowing for what's coming in the future. Is my
guest onto Miami, which we love, Ami, welcome to Miami.
Not yeah, I am digging the show. I love it.
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I love all the girls. I had to Lisa was
a disaster. She was a diva. But again, I'm going
to ask you, did you ever have a diva moment
with a hotel room? No, you're okay. I did, And
I am the easy, most easy going person ever, Like
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I don't really care about that stuff. And it was
the year that we went to Iceland. Lydia was back
and it was her very first I mean, her second
season ever and here I am for years and we
get to this hotel, which is not a great hotel. Anyways,
she gets this gigantic room, I mean jacuzy in the
middle of the room. All this was it her trip.
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It was her trip, that's okay. Doesn't you know how
it latched. Shannon got this huge room, everybody got these
two groom. They gave me this room. I'm telling you
it was a wooden box as a shower, no shower curtain, nothing, whoops.
A wooden box. I've never seen anything like it. And
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if you had to hold the shower, the bed was
on the floor, the mattresses on the floor. It was
this tiny little room and there was a bees buzziness.
I don't know. I was like, are you kidding me
right now? Like I can't even take a shower in here.
I had to take a shower and Shannon shower. So
what kind of fit did you throw? And what happened? Well,
at first, because you know, I'm traveling and going to
Iceland all this stuff, and you're tired and you're hungary
(35:26):
and you've been drinking. I just got there and I'm like,
what the hell, Like why I'd be on long enough?
Why am I getting this ship room? So I like
stormed down the hallway and I talked to the producers,
and then afterwards I started thinking, oh, they're gonna show this.
They did it. I don't think they did. I can't
remember that far back, but I'm just like, okay, just
calm down, calm down. And so she and it's like,
don't worry, you can use my shower. So I ended
(35:47):
up using her shower. It was not even the shower
does not operate. It's a wooden box. It was the
weirdest saying. So I did have a little bit of
a moment like that. But I'm shared beds with Vicky before. Remember.
The one of the biggest like situations that occurred was
all of the women on Beverly Hills flipped out because
Kyle and I shared a bed one night when we
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were in Provence, and everyone made this huge deal about it.
But it's like that I grew up staying in beds,
Like that's just how I've always been. If you go
on a girls trip, you stay together. It is. But
there was never really a situation where I saw a
room and I was like, this is terrible, I can't
do this. Um like that. However, especially when you're going
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into a house, like when they are all going to
the Hampton's, if there's however many girls you know, going
into it, you're not gonna get your own room. So
I don't know why Lisa I thought that that was
going to happen. Well, I love that She's like talking
to Larsa, Well, you have the bay room, and she's like, yeah,
(36:52):
like what, I have to sleep with my jewelry. I
have to sleep with my jewelry. Like oh my god,
oh my god. Yeah, so that happens. Nicole also walks
out on her dad before because he doesn't want to change.
Like that felt like a real moment, like heartbreaking. Yeah,
(37:13):
I mean, he didn't do himself any favors. Nicole overall
got a lot of a lot of things going down.
So yeah, the girls are saying she's not to be trusted,
that she talks about everybody's back, and I just I'm
not buying it. I don't know why. I'm just like,
you know, but also I think it has to be
like for me before I went on to Beverly Hills
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and I was talking about Beverly Hills with my girlfriends
who aren't friends with the girls on the show. Of
course we're going to go through the rabbit hole of everybody. Yeah,
of course that's what we done, is what you do
every So that's what they're doing. They're not saying that
she's out there spreading malicious rumors. It's when she's in
the process of being cast on the show. He's talked
(37:58):
about these other women. It right, and anything that she
did say that was negative, she owns it and apologize.
I know they would not let it go. They wouldn't.
I think Mark, as much as I've been loving Marisol
this season, I think she was wanting her. What do
they happen? What are they holding in Miami the other day?
(38:22):
I don't know. I've never noticed, um what she wants
whatever it is back? Yeah, her and Adriana, Like, I mean,
if I have to see her boobs one more time?
Those I mean that's coming from you. I've seen. I know,
I know, but it's like any chance she gets, she's
(38:42):
in the thing, the giant, enormous and she I mean,
I don't. I also don't like when people claim somebody
else's room by getting into their bath. I mean that
was just weird. Like I think Ramona did that on
The Girl's Trip. Oh yes, ever she gets in somebody
else's hour. Of course she didn't. I just for me that,
(39:04):
I don't know. I don't like it. Um what else happens?
Calls her son, I thought she was calling her actual
ex husband, her husband. I think she was trying. I
think she was trying to call Scottie through her son.
That At first, I was like, is her son named
Scotty as well? Her son's name is Scottie. Okay, that's
(39:26):
what I thought. So I didn't know she was talking
to her son or she was talking to her husband,
because she was referring to her husband in her interview
saying he doesn't want to sell the house, and I'm
trying to talk to him. But so I'm I think
maybe she was talking to plural Scottie's, plural Scottie's and
then she hangs up, because then she hangs up, okay,
And then the lady's head to the Hamptons and they're
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getting a lot of fights about the room room. To me,
the first part of it, the fighting out the room,
just seemed like this is housewife fighting, stupidity. This is
and then they then you can tell they all sit
down at the table and Lisa pulls the you know
the famous move that you do as a housewife where
you pretty much say you're not engaging, like you're like,
(40:10):
I'm done fighting for the day, I'm not doing this anymore.
I'm not doing this anymore. And meanwhile, like you know,
you have to do it more. So than other ladies
have to pick up your slack because you're the one
actually everybody wants to be fighting with, but they can't
because you're pretending you're not working that night, which I
think is annoying. You're gonna do it. You don't get
to pick and choose the days that you're gonna be. Yeah.
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I feel like Meredith from Salt Lake is really she's
mastered that and she does it again and we're going
to talk about that. But other than that, you know,
Alexei is having a hard time. I think we're gonna
be having her on the pod soon, her and Nicole.
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I can't wait. Um, and I absolutely love her relationship
with her son Frankie. He's so cute and every time
she says something inappropriate, his face like I know, she's like,
oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hodd sexy underwear, Yeah he was. So.
(41:16):
It was a good episode. It wasn't their best I
didn't think, no, but it was good. I didn't feel
better than Orange Um, which takes us to Salt Lake
City Squirrel Down Here, which I watched last night or
after I had already taken a tile at all pm.
You didn't really need a good night's sleep. But then
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it was like kicking in and I was watching I
was like, whoa, Um, alright, Whitney brings up how Meredith
has mentioned she heard Jin hooked up with a guy
that she was seeing when she was separating. It. It's
Tom all over again in New York. I mean, it's
just non stop, Like I think we can pretty much.
(42:02):
It's clear that allegedly Meredith dates when she's broken up
with the husband. Yeah, and they're split up, and so
they're all starting to talk about it now. Okay, so Jen,
But Jen has been married for a long time. So
how is Jen hooking up with guys if she's married?
(42:23):
Well that I don't know. Okay, we don't know their situation.
We're not there yet, we're not in a situation. Um.
Then it goes into a whole big thing about Meredith
saying that she's flattered that the ladies think she has
so much power and that she got the FBI involved,
but she has nothing to do with Jen's arrested. I
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do you feel like that's just searching. I mean, I
can't imagine. I'm trying to think of like my biggest
enemy in my entire life and I still don't think
that I would call the FBI on them. Yeah, I
just don't unless they were like hurting children. I don't know.
I just yeah, I can't. It's just a lot like
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I feel like Meredith getting accused of a lot of stuff.
She's geting accused of formulating her father's memorial so she
didn't have to go on the fan with them. So
that is like crazy. Meredith goes off in the morning
telling the ladies to not get her family involved, which
I would too, But you know what, I don't like
going I may have never deeve it out about a
(43:27):
hotel room, but I despise the van rides. Do you
I or did you I did? I did? I did?
I would always get carsick in there and there forever
there's like never the right food or drinks. It's hot,
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like it's not there. It's not fun in there. So
they've taken a couple like long long we never did
find oh I know, but I would get annoyed, even
like if we were in Berlin or something and they'd
be like, all right, we're going to the restaurant, and
then they'd be like, it's an hour and twenty minute drive.
I don't know, we can't go somewhere. That's right. We
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did the same We always did the same thing. We
did three hour drive in Bali and then you get
there and the food's gross and you're like why why
and you have to like get yourself all dolled up. No, No,
it's a lot of work made a housewife, so much
traveling in the world and getting paid lunches and having
to sit there in a van not um. Another big
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part of this episode was Jenny says she has worked
on her anger management and used to throw things at
her husband when she was angry. At one point, she
even broke his ribs. Well, wow, wow, wow, wow. You know,
braun Wyn admitted I read on social media that she
(44:55):
hit her husband the season I wasn't on, and she
got so much crop for like, people were demanding that
she was fired, that she's violent. You know, this cancel
culture and all this. But Jenny that especially after what
we know now about her, is not scared. It's not
going to fly. Well it's so wild and she's from
(45:15):
Long Beach. Well that's sad. But so quickly, guys changed,
Like the week before all this came out, We're like,
you know, what we're really coming around to Jenny and
we're done. We're done with her. She's the only one
I'm done with. What I did appreciate about this episode,
and what I appreciate about appreciate about these women is
(45:37):
that even though they had like a terrible night one
like it was the worst they fought the entire time,
no one could get along, it was a disaster. They
all became hot messes and were so fun together. The
next day they're all in each other's beds waking up
like they've got like sugar babies and hot to Molly's
like this little picture, I'm like, what are you doing?
(45:59):
Like the kid cuts for breakfast. Like you can just
tell that they do have fun together, And I think
that is really important in a housewife show, that even
though you see a lot of drama, that they have fun,
that they do have fun. And I did appreciate that happen. Yeah,
I really did, Like I enjoyed watching them having fun,
(46:20):
just a girl fund laughing, getting sloppy, drunk, the hair
extensions tied around the pole, that, you know, stuff just everywhere.
The next day, cell phones outside, like you know. Then
they had a crazy night. Yeah, they went about a
five thirty in the morning. They're saying it's the best
girls trip ever. Um, and they woke up looking a mess.
(46:42):
That's when they're putting I'm like, oh my god, I
couldn't imagine I would have like a hat on down
over my face. Well, what about the scenes for next week?
That's really what we need to talk our girl, Lisa,
Lisa went crazy. Do you who do you think she
was talking to in the bathroom? I think I don't
(47:03):
know where she's We don't know if she's in a
bathroom or a closet or where she has been. Essentially,
in so many words, she says that she can't stand Meredith,
she has sex with everybody, something like along those lines,
she's all of New York or something, all of New York. Um,
my guess is she's talking to production? Yeah either, yeah,
(47:26):
because why else would you feel that comfortable to say
that on camera? Like remember on I don't know. I
don't think I don't think she knew she was being filmed, right,
But I don't know that they could have heard it.
Like when you're Mike, you know you're Mike unless you're
talking to production. In your mind, you assume they're never
going to use it. Well, she probably had was mad.
(47:48):
She was probably drinking. She probably went slammed the door.
She either called her husband or was talking to a
producer and and use those words, and probably it was
You're probably right. It probably was a producer because she
thought like, oh, they're not going to use it. Me talking,
I'm yeah, I'm just venting to him. And you do
like you will walk off not set but filming and
(48:10):
get mad and talk to our producer. Um, you're probably right,
that's probably what happened. Can you believe we're out our time?
Tam Oh, No, I can't believe we're out of time.
Is there anything else we need to talk about with
these two, with the with these episodes, I don't think so.
I think that's it. Okay, I'm gonna get COVID tested.
(48:31):
I have to do my second interview. Oh World's trip tomorrow,
So I will be in l A all day tomorrow
filming that. So that's exciting. Who are you going to
talk the most crap about? Uh? You know what? I
don't know and no listen. So, and he sent me
a text message saying you're doing great. I heard you're
doing great in your interviews and I'm like, good, I
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was afraid I was talking too much smack and I'm like,
come on it. He's like, so, I don't know. I'm
just I'm super honest about these things. So whatever comes
to mind, whatever scene they're talking about, I'll definitely know
you tell them who I think the I cannot wait
(49:13):
to see it. I'm mildly scared, but I don't know.
It is what it is, right, it is what it is. Well,
speaking of you guys, send us any questions or comments
or reviews or anything that you have, and you're going
to answer them on our next episode, So to teas
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her wall hashtag twats hashtag twa. It's kind of coming
out with March soon, don't you worry? Yeah, yes, we
are all right. Talk bye