January 13, 2022 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge. Hi, guys,
welcome to this week's to Cheese and a Pod with myself,
Teddy Mellencamp and Tambra Judge. We have a big guest today,
very own Vicky Gundlsen. But before we bring Vicki en
(00:27):
hot off the presses. You're gonna be excited about this, Tom.
Real Housewives of Miami's Nicole Martin engaged to Anthony Lopez,
a total surprise. According to People dot Com, they're going gay.
They well, that's good, congratulations. I really like her. I
like them together. I feel like you could see chemistry
(00:48):
on you know, watching these housewives shows, so many husbands
and wives have zero chemistry. You're like, I'm they're doomed.
But these two, it's effortless, like they have fun. I
love them together. But is it a total probze? Haven't
they been together? Like remember he was like really pushing
back when they were asking any engagement questions. But maybe
it's because he's been planning it this whole time. Yeah,
(01:09):
or maybe it's a wedding for season five. But here's
the real real bummer. They got engaged on New Year's
Eve while vacation and Aspen. I was in Aspen. Why
didn't they reach out Nicole? Hello, Kyle and I were there.
Everybody was an Aspen but me. I know, next time,
(01:30):
I was at home coffee. Congratulations to them. That's all right. Well,
I'm excited to bring Vicky on. Have you met Vickiett Well,
Vicky and I were chatting when you were going potty.
Ourst thing that she said to me is, she goes,
how come you and tam are getting paid to do
this and I'm not You're getting paid? Okay, Well we'll
(01:51):
send you We'll see already. Okay, Okay, it's it's how
much do we owe you? Mrs Gumblson. I don't know whatever.
You guys get paid on the face, Yeah, we only
get hold on Vicky. First things first, I'm a little
bit I'm a little hurt that you told Tamarra that
(02:13):
she shouldn't do the podcast with me. She should do
a podcast with you. Should he talked about it. You know,
I mentioned you, Teddy, because her and I were on
the same show. We talked about doing a podcast Nextie.
I know, look at the split You're like, oh, yeah,
but like, okay, whatever, that's weird. But oh my good,
do I have sense jealous spice? Well maybe a little
(02:35):
bit about you know what she told me. I'm telling
that would be the first one chosen over you because
we're best friends. If we live in the same very,
we're on the same show. But I joined her podcast.
You understand that, right, we named it. Okay, Oh my god.
I love you so much. I love that you keep
it real. You always speak your mind. Here's the thing
(02:58):
you don't well whatever you want your welcome to come
on here unpaid? You didn't come work for cow to insurance.
I'm paid. How's that perfect? Perfect? It's done and done? Yes? Okay, Vic, Yes,
would you invite me and Teddy to come hang out
with you and putavirta and we can look it up
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at underlas. She's not gonna invite me. You wouldn't do
would you will love Teddy? Well? I know she shouldn't
be a best friend. And we're doing to teest. I
feel like you're gonna like me. You you're saying, there's
a shock that like you. But I'm just saying it's
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kind of weird. Friend and seeing a podcast with some
other franchise persons. But that's because we have we need
to have different views. We can't. We can't be like
the Amigas or whatever. Different viewpoints. Let me tell you
that we do. You've been gone for a very long time.
It has been I went on a date the other night. Oh,
(04:00):
let's hear about it. I want to hear about it.
I've already heard about it, but you need to tell
Teddy about it. I have had more of a ship
show here in three weeks than I do in Orange
Tony shocker. Okay, so how did one? How did you
meet him? Was it an app? Was it a set up?
I don't do apps? And by the way, is your
dad single? Is earlier one? You do not want to
(04:22):
date my dad? How old is your dad? I don't
in SIXTI maybe I don't know? Oh that old? The
maximum I will go is sixty three, but I'll do
sixty five if he's really good for the cougs for cos. Okay,
so you want to date, but he's not Teddy's husband's dad.
He's not tall enough for you. I heard that you
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need a six foot requirement. Yeah, six six one? Is
he a six one six? But I really like six one, No,
he's maybe five nine. Maybe he's not tall enough for you. Okay, next, Okay,
so I kind of feel like you're not young enough
for him. Okay. Never My this is my list. So
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if any of you listeners, okay, tell us, I'll tell
you number one. They must love Jesus age fifty five
to sixty three, so that out. I want to be
treated like a lady. I want a family man. I
want to have them to be self sufficient, someone I
can wrap with, someone who will adore me. Yes, I
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love that. Like to travel new experiences. Someone to cook
with me and drink wine. Yes to love with me. Um,
but not being an alcoholic, I can't do the drugs
and alcoh healthy. Um. Attractive to me. He has to
like fine Brooks said, it's a vagina, her vagina I love. Yeah.
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He has to be confident but not egotistic cocky, to
be loyal and committed, no lies. Last A lot of people,
A lot of things on your lips. I thought this
was going to be a list of people my matchmaker. Um,
okay for me. Important to me, someone did love my
friends and my family, non smoke for no drugs, not
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focused on you, thought the coops was gonna be appropriate,
he smokes, you know, any of you about them? I
think startling anyway. He loves to see at the cowboy
hat where is a plus? Or cowboy bootwear is a plus?
Midwestern guy. Someone who respects me in my career. Someone
who likes boating the river. Someone who is not intimidated
by my success. Must have good tea, dress is good,
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owned a home, likes Mexico, entrepreneur, flexible with work. Likes
to have sex with me to be continued, lives to
have sex with me to be continue. Your list is
this long, Vicky? Your list is I mean thinks it's
keeps going. Okay, okay, So you went on a date
with a guy recently, a Canadian guy. How did you
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meet him? Okay, we know you didn't do a fun
place down here. I don't do ask because all the
freaks out out at a local place. He came up
to me said, O, God, your dimpoles that. I'm like, yeah,
they're They're with everywhere I go. They're always gonna be there.
And then he's like, can I take you out this
week and let me get your phone number? I'm like,
so I gave my WhatsApp number international and he texted
(07:20):
me split. The next morning, he's like, where'd you like
to go? What day? He said, let's go to the cliff.
I'm like, that's when my fiance asked his fiance, hold on,
did you challenge? Did you go there? No? I didn't
go there yet? Okay, but did you tell him? I
got tell everything? Can I find on the world Wide Web?
Probably done? Can you see me forty? I feel like
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you sent me a picture. He's Forty's too young. He's
too young. That's problematic. Any we went on this date
was a very nice date, very nice cast. She's showing. No,
I'm trying to find a picture of him. I do
not want expose him. Please, she's not going to show
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I thought, I really, I think he's really good looking.
That's this little thing right here, you know, like a
little thing, yeah, like like taste saver. Yes. No, man, no,
like he's got the little No. Let me let me go,
let me go a little further because we're gonna okay,
let's talk about so did you see his wain? No?
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You may as well have seen his wer you. Okay,
I'm gonna tell you this, Vicky. Anyone with the taste saver.
That's nowt saver, taste saver, to taste means that means
he can like okay, so okay, and he go to
one of my favorite restaurants in towns very fancy Sonora
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Primot was this beautiful sexy dress with a little bit,
you know, and he was the whole time like, wander
hold my hand. He said, Oh my god, you're so gorgeous.
I love smell, I love look, I love everything. You
want to bang you. So I'm like, okay, that's how
he goes. You want to drink after after dinner drink.
I'm like, no, I'm good. I mean we had a
whole bottle of came as he quoted a beautiful rabbi
(09:09):
on the salt plank and mushrooms and it was all
like perfect. Then we get in the cab to go
back to my house and you were bringing him home,
taking him home night one. Wait, you took him home
night one home and I said, you know what, let's
just sit on my balcony. It's a beautiful moon tonight.
Let's have a glass of tequila and then you can
(09:29):
get out right. So it was very respectaful. He's like
your place is incredible. Who do you own it? With? Him?
Like me myself and I I bought it myself cash
I went through the whole story about why you're all that.
So anyway, the next night we play under meet up again.
After I was at dinner with a bunch of people.
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So we met up at this other place and I
could see him walking around the side of the bar,
but he never came up to me. He was watching me,
like how I interrupting, and so Ab said, I go, Hi, like,
what are you doing over there? When you tryd of
have a thing, they're like top tonight or whatever. And
he comes up. He goes, why are people taking your picture?
(10:11):
I've been seeing three people take your picture? I said,
I've been a little real. I was at a little
reality show and fourteen years later, I still get recognized.
And there's bachelor parties here, at birthday parties here, and
people come here to see me and I radically they're
here this soon. And he didn't like that. He did
not like that. He said, let's dance. I'm like, okay,
let's dance. And I, by the way, I need to
take dancing lesson. So he was a really good dancer
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and he's like, I'm the man. You follow me. I'm like, okay,
but I'm an alpha female, so you follow a meek.
So anyway, it was a really great dance and then
he tried to make out with you at the place
on the dance force. I'm like, everyone's gonna be trying
to take your picture if they've already been trying to
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Did you give that? Did you give him some tongue? No,
So I said, I don't do that, even if we're married,
I don't do that. I mean, that's whe the budget,
but I don't do that. And he's like, well, I'm
really having a problem with you not showing me affection
here one and a half Like literally, okay, okay, well
don't let don't let that date discourage you because there's
(11:17):
a lot of great guys. I now, I'm just gonna
find they're gonna have to find me. Oh wait, there's more.
So I'm just gonna end it where he said to me.
So so he ended it's at two thirty in the morning.
He says, Hi, oh, night hunt at two thirty in
the morning. Hi O, n h. Just a bit too
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popular for me. I wish I met you otherwise or
in another way. I said, okay, well it was nice
to you too, And then the morning I get hey, babe,
I feel you deserve an explanation. I think you are
an absolutely beautiful person inside and out. I just don't
care for the idea that we couldn't dance or talk
without somebody getting in your face, which is a lie.
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Two people said, I take a picture when you're done dancing. Um,
because I didn't realize how much that happened. I also
want to be able to show the person I am
with affection while in public. Otherwise I enjoyed our time
to go other I said, oh good, whoever has the
opportunity to end up with me, we'll have to embrace
all of me and accepted and cherish it. Yeah, you're
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totally worth it. I think I overwrapped reacted. So that
was my first, my first experience here going on the day.
But I think I told you I hired a matchmaker. Yes,
so you hired a matchmaker in Chicago, right, And then
on my fourth date with a guy from Chicago from
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the matchmaker, he's setting up from the airport when I
get Chicago. So what's next, bick, What do you think
is next? Do you are you? Are you over the
Steve thing? Are you still? I'll never be over him?
(13:04):
Why why are you not over him? To me, when
you fall in love with somebody as deep as I did,
you got to move out of somebody's house and into
the next one. Do you remember when we were in Mexico,
um and in normal days you would be moving it up, partying.
I was naked, Shannon was in nurse banks, and You're like,
I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't
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do this. I said, oh my god, she's gonna get fired.
She has not the same Vickie that she's been for
so many years because you're so afraid of what he thought.
I didn't want to lose him, And I thought, as
you are in a partnership, if one of your partners
wants you to kind of calling it down, which is
very difficult to me. It's like it's like horse when
you to get out of the cage, Like I want
to go full throttle all the time. So I really
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was okay with toning it down as I was getting older,
because I'm like, you know what, at the end of the
the day, but I don't feel really feel like there's
toning down Vicky Gumbelson like, there's no toning you down.
Your full throttle all the time, and that's how people
love about you. I know. But if I was going
to keep him, you had to towne in town. I
had to because to me, that was worth it. I
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have to ask because this is honestly. When I did
my Instagram question yesterday and everybody was asking their questions,
the main question that was asked was do you ever
miss Don? Yeah? Don and I are actually really have
re sparked a really quality friendship. He just got recovered
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from COVID. He was alone, so I did you know
insta card kept breaking. You were sending him food, food
and medication, start medication and got him with my doctor
and he was really heartfelt. He said you became all
alone and you said he was very thankful. Yeah, very
Would you ever would you ever consider reigniting that flame?
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Because people love you? Guys know I love Don. I
am full to blame whatever the number is done. It
wasn't a good husband. Towards the end, I wasn't a
good wife. It wasn't we're not a good past. We're
good people. We never think it was the show and
Chimercott was getting divorced from Simon, so I thought I
(15:09):
had to do what she was doing. It's my time,
it's always my fun. No, I mean, I will call
Don right now and be like, hey, let me love him.
He knows you love him, and I love Don and
I feel like you guys just should just get it
back together. I mean, it's been eleven years since you know,
could you imagine the sex after eleven years? I love sex,
(15:31):
so I know you do. So now she's not well
that you just said that. I really feel like we
need to make the effort with Dawn. I also think
Teddy there might be more opportunities. I mean, I don't
know what the Lord has playing for me. I pray
about it every single day. I thought, Steve Lodjoy is
gonna be my forever man? Why why not fun put
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that ring on me? You are you were in love
with the idea of being in love and being settled down.
I don't feel like he was the one. I don't
feel like he's a horrible person. I don't feel like
attracted to him and I had But are you really
so much? Yeah? But I do are what I was? Yeah?
Who do you think's worse Steve or Brooks. Uh, somebody
(16:19):
learned about cancer pretty shitty, Vicky. I can tell you
this from therapy, which because after I got the boot
from Housewives, I was like struggling and I was like,
what is going on? As we can, and my therapist
was like, there's something in you from a young age
where like you didn't feel unconditional love. For whatever reason,
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he wants to go back to what I was a childhood.
My childhood was perfect since curely every therapist was totally
about your childhood. It was perfect. Yeah, but but the
people for the people that didn't have perfect childhood's like
it it comes up, you know, and there's no part
of your life that you feel like you're searching for.
You're trying to get that validation. Loved. I don't like
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being alone. I don't Steve knew that. Don't never leave me.
Let's whatever we're going through, let's work it out together.
Because I afford him. You're not you're not talking to
him right now. No, I haven't talked him since the
day walked out of my house. Oh he did tell
me that I need uh, I need help. I said, Okay,
I'm getting it. Okay, you know, but no, there's no conversation.
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So where do you plan to go from here? Tell
me that's the weirdest question you asked from me. You know,
I'm just asking, like, you know, like you needn't have
a pool in a little bit, You're gonna go on
the pool a little bit. So I'm just saying, like,
it is what it is. He did to you, what
he did to you. You came, you went from Brooks.
I had ten months in between Brooks and Steve, which
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which one was harder to get over Steve because I
would have said Brooks now when Brooks drove away because
he hurt me so bad with that cancer scam. Um.
I I thought this time around, I got it right.
I really did. I did a lot of praying about
his family and I were totally connected. Okay, let me
ask you a question about that. Because I have married
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because I felt like this is what I need to
do for my life. And when I'm married Simon, I
felt like I needed somebody with structure. I needed somebody,
you know. That was just very grounded. And I married
Simon not because I loved him. We have fun together,
but it wasn't it wasn't love you as much as
I love it. But do you feel like you were
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in love with Steve? Yeah? You do, I totally do.
But do you think maybe you thought you were in
love with him because he didn't love you the way
that you needed to be loved and you were like
searching for that. I feel like you loved works better more.
I don't know, guys. We have to get into listener
questions or I'm gonna get the freaking hammer. So we're
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gonna tell you a quick little break and I don't
want to talk about him anymore. Okay, we're moving on.
Take a quick break and we'll come right back. We're
gonna answer what to do a break because we have
we have ad that. How are we gonna pay you, Vickia,
I don't get it. We're gonna pay you. We will
pay you. Okay, all right, guys, we're back. We're getting
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into listener questions. Vicky is slightly disgruntled about her paycheck,
but we're handling it. The first question is are you
watching Real Housewives of Orange County this season? And what
are your thoughts? I'm not you have not watched one episode. No,
I watched a clip, but here in Mexico. Can't get it?
(19:40):
You can't, Okay. So have you seen any of the
highlights on social media? Did you see the fight between
Shannon and Heather on social media? Okay? And what are
your thoughts on that? I think it's stupid, I think,
But are you t are like tam is always choosing
how they're always always because I like Heather and I
feel like I know where she's coming back from the
(20:02):
point what Nicole did twenty years ago? Who cares? Okay?
But do you feel do you feel like Shannon brought
it up because she knew that it was an issue? Hm? Well,
I mean if she didn't know his an issue, would
she bring it up the way that they made it
look like, Oh, it was just nonchalant? Is that Nicolebe's
(20:24):
you know what? Right now? I look at that ship
like it's so mindless and it's so stupid. I am
all about building a solid quality mind when we are
with these women, as you all know, well, you know
that's not what the show. So, but I have a question,
who would you rather hang out with? Shannon or Heather? Shannon? Really,
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but when was the last time you talked to Shannon?
Heather and I have no issues, and I like Heather,
and I always thought how the looks down at me
because I don't have an extra zero on the back
end of mine. But I don't feel like Heather looks
down on you at all. I do. Why. It's the
way I feel. You know, Sometimes it's not what they say,
it's how they make you feel. Yeah, sometimes words don't
(21:07):
even have to do. But it could be a youth
thing and not of her thing as well. When was
the last time Heather made an effort to see either
one of you. She's never made an effort to see me.
I went into her masters, I know that, but there's
no effort. I'm not in her league. I can't with
your face right now, Tamara, that this is the problem
(21:28):
I have and somebody, somebody being nice via text message
isn't enough. Yeah, come on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, Okay, So I'll be totally honest. Heather has
always been nice to me. She always reaches out to
me when it's my anniversary or my birthday or my
kid's birthday or whatever. She's always gonna be super sweet
about that. Does she invite me to her house? No,
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I mean I happened her house once, but I always
thought that because she wasn't on the show anymore, like
she wanted to disengage from it, because I got it.
She's the one that talk me as soon as you
get let go block everything housewives, because that's the best
way that you can. But I'm not like that at all,
Like I my best friend is still a housewife. I
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know that's got to be hard. Why is she staying
the block it? That's ridiculous. You have to live whoever
you authentically are, Like, I'm not gonna not be best
friends with my best friend because she's still on a
show that's creating money and a life for her. But
I don't feel like how there's a mean person, Like
she's not a mean person. She doesn't want to I
just feel like Shannon is such as she's so into
(22:34):
the show and everything she does about the show Emily
so so is everybody on the show. But I mean,
you can't get mad at that. You have to go like,
who did I have more fun with I'll have more
fun with Shannon with you? But do you still talk
to Shannon? But why because she's talking to us as
soon as we got fireds talking to me when I
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didn't get asked back. Yeah. Oh so same with Tamara.
It wasn't exclude so same with me, Same with Megan,
same with Heather de Barrow shooted to everybody. I don't
like that. I don't like Heather. It'll happen to her
one but and I'm not going to come to her defense.
And that's the thing that that bugs me. It's like,
am I going to run to her because she's hurt? No,
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shouldn't run to me when I was hurt. So I
don't know. I feel like you still have friendships on
the show with people regardless off you're on the show
or not. When it comes to Orange County, like Vicky
and I we left at the same time, right, not
because we wanted to and and part of the most
of the cast is like bye bye, you know anything
(23:40):
because they're threatened. Yeah, all I come on, I go
to work every day. I lonely right now. Tamma never
calls me up. So, oh my god, you guys are
always talking talking every single day. Asshole, When the last
time I saw you, well, because you're being in Mexico
for three weeks and you haven't even invited us or
done anythings to get us there to do a group pod. Okay,
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can you invite us to go to your house in Mexico. Yes,
I'm having a big birthday party for myself. Yeah, it's
only ten person. No, it's not you're charging. No, I'm
not charginging. We're going to a private island. I'm not trying. No, no,
but I have Fire Island, Fire Island. I know it's
(24:24):
gonna be amazing. It's gonna be amazing. But when we're
saying is why don't you invite a close group of
friends to just hang out at your house, not your birthday,
just to have fun and part of our I'm going
to be here more than ever. I mean, I love
it here, you are. I can run a lot of
my business from here. I have a full office phone. Okay, okay,
(24:45):
So you have your house in Mexico. You have your
house and Kodo. You sold your house in Chicago, right
because we had we had some listeners. There's like, did
she sell her house? You had a house in Chicago.
I didn't sell it. No, North Carolina out in North
Carolina buying another house. You saw that. So you're gonna
buy an house in Chicago? Do you think that you're
(25:05):
gonna stay in our county or do you think you're
gonna bounce? I don't think I'm gonna stand which county.
Do you think you're going to move full time to
Porto ve ARCTA or Chicago. I don't think I'll live
here full time, but I want to spend at least
six months a year here. But you have a very
nice life. You travel. I love my life, except and
I want a man that will experience life with me.
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And what are not doubt about a woman? We're not
done talking about house lives. I'm sorry that the listeners
want to know about Kelly Dodd. They want to know
what your thoughts are with her? Are you still talking
to her? I'm sorry you guys. I have to do
and I always do the dirty words, all right. I
love I reached out to Kelly two months ago and said,
do I meet? So we did and it was nice,
(25:46):
you know. When I left her at the union, we
hugged it out and then we never talked after that,
and lugs me because I really liked Kelly, and I thought,
what the hell happened? So I reached out to and
she goes, it's all good, and I go, I don't
really want to know what our French this, but I
don't like na musty with anybody. I hate it. Did
you did you see the fight that she got into
(26:06):
with the Heather do bro foe account. She thought it
was Heather do Bro, but really it was like a
one of the Prodigy. It was a prodigy account, not
a Prodigy pre parody, a parody account offense to and
(26:26):
she said, um. Then she's like, it's because you're so
fuggly blah blah blah, and like goes off on this
huge rant. But it wasn't even her, Okay, So she
went after Heather to brow on a prodigy prodigy. There's
a parody on YouTube that always comes after me and
it makes me very mad to talk about the question
(26:50):
too on her finger, I got in the eighth grade
somewhere down to great Where were your parents on tour?
She has a tattoo from eighth grade? Okay, anyways, I'm
gonna ignore that. So she had a parody, a parody,
a parody account. Okay, so it makes fun account, right,
What was it? What did you say? So? First off,
(27:11):
what happened was that there was a message that came
out that said like reviews are low blah blah blah.
It's in the French, You're welcome to get um reviews.
Like ratings are the lowest they've ever been blah blah blah.
And then the parody account of Heather Dubro, which is
like Heather Dobra whatever it is, Heather dumb Bro. Dumb
Bro says I got you fired. And Kelly's like in
(27:36):
Mexico or living her best life wherever she is and
writes back, Um, it's because you're fuggly and fuggily nobody
wants to hear about your child sexuality like hi, pony,
She goes in deep, but I mean I gotta laugh
at Here's what I don't understand about Kelly. And I'm
(27:56):
asking you guys completely. I'm not trying to stir ship,
which is my favorite thing to do. I met her
once and she just totally lovely to me at a
facial place, like they were gifting us facials. First she
met my husband and he was like, hey, there's a
girl named Kelly Dodd here. She's really nice, but why
are you're coming in. There's this guy named Josh and
he gave us all housewives facial so let me was
(28:18):
so so nice. Let me tell you a little bit
about Kelly Dott. You guys are boring my asses right now. Okay, okay,
faky with g Kelly with Kelly Dodd. Old people and
kids love her and animals, and that is like, okay,
When old people, kids and animals love you, you you kind
of feel like they have instincts, like they like, yeah,
(28:41):
they wouldn't know. I think that Kelly has a very
sweet side to her. She's very down to earth, but
then she's got, you know, a little a little bit
of a truth sturm running through her veins where she
I do I do. I don't hate Kelly. I don't
hear at all. No, no, Um, you had to be
on the I'm asking both of you if you had
(29:02):
to be on the deserted island with one person each,
and the options are we got options. Kelly. I want Kelly,
Shannon Kelly. I would take Kelly over Shannon Kelly. Yeah,
favorite person other than Tamera from Ultimate Girls Truck? Who's
your favorite? You can't say Tamra? No. I like Pedra.
(29:26):
She was cool. Phedre was super cool, gray spiritual. I
love them. What about Taylor? I'm Tamor's nice. I just
I would say, what are you saying that snore anything?
Um said? I probably say fare because I never knew Pedra. Okay,
what about Eva? What about Brandy? I didn't connect with Eva. Um.
(29:51):
It's not that I don't like her, I just don't
know her. Okay, what about Brandy? Fine? I mean she
came at me a couple of times. Yeah, a couple
of times, three catching my belt? Yeah? What about all
these weights the other day? And I do it on
YouTube every morning? You're doing YouTube YouTube? That's they have
(30:12):
a gym down there, but sometimes at night if I
just want to do okay, get it? Okay. Um, So
that's answer. Next answer is what questions? What? I don't know.
I don't think we have any more questions for you
except for when are we gonna want question the whole hour?
Oh my god, Now she's judging it. Here's what she's
gonna do it. Now she's gonna go around. I feel
(30:33):
like you're gonna go around and say, like Tamer and
Teddy's podcast, they don't know they're curriculing. I hate it.
How would you how would you change our podcast? What
would you do to make it better? Yeah? If you're
on my podcast, I wouldn't let me talk so much
so you never even got your questions out. I wanted
to see how would you work? Oh oh, this was
(30:54):
a test test. So our questions were not good enough.
You didn't even ask any like too, like we just
let you talk and dig your own home witch boring?
Do you guys? I've come up with a new insult.
That one's that one's played out. But I mean, why
(31:15):
are so many people watching podcast late? I don't get it.
They don't watch, they listen to the listen to what
they do watch too. We were in the top twenty good.
I was top one, top one. I gotta I gotta
look into that. I whooping up with Vicky and my
reality with Vicky was top well. I was on one
for a couple of weeks, and you were one. You
were never one number both of you. I'm bowing down
(31:38):
you are? I don't. I don't see anything. I don't
I don't see any bowing. Are you not happy for me?
But what she's taking us? All right? We were going
to continue discussing this and hold on. Someone entered the room.
Was that is that my sister in law? That it
was a guy. Do you have a day to night? No? No, okay,
(32:02):
she had to think about how was the matchmaker going.
I just want to put my questions in there because
I only asked you. One and I are going to
see each other next week when I'm tell him it's
the guy from Canada's fifty five. No from Canada is
the one with the taste saver. Okay, so who's I
told you? But he's in Chicago because I will only
(32:23):
day to midwestern man. Okay, I suck right now unless
somebody wants to tell me they relocated from Chicago. Okay,
So anyway, we'll be at date four next week. Day
four that means sex. Yeah no, no, no, no, no no no.
When a sex happened, I don't know what it happened
soon because I am she's hornier than ship. She's always horning.
(32:44):
You just want to Tama's vibrators. I need them to
say that kind of figure out how to use it.
That good, Well, I'll show you that's weird. No, I
need somebody told me they love me. They think I'm pretty,
they like my dimples, They wonder what I want for dessert,
like I need to be shed a weener. I want
a relationship. I don't want a weener. No, I don't
(33:05):
want that. I want a relationship. Weiner. You don't want
to you don't want to vibrate or you want a weener.
I would an nonline perfect relationship, which I thought I
had with my fiance. Well, we ran out of time, Vicky,
he's come come back on. We're gonna talk about the
(33:25):
relationship you guys want on your social social media saying, oh,
what do you want to know about? Bicky? And then
you don't even ask any questions We did. We asked
you a ton of questions. You covered a lot for us.
That's the beauty of you, I did. How do you
feel about the show you started, how it started, and
where it's at now. I don't feel good about it.
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I want to be back on and change it. But
we're never gonna be back on camera. That's the facts. Well,
we're never gonna be back, okay, Well time our own
show we were on for a very long time. Vicky.
What if Tamer and I get a show and you're not,
she's never gonna be friends with me again? Then because
Tamer and I talked about it, So you can't do that, Okay,
(34:10):
you have to have some sense of loyalty always. Okay,
I would never do a podcast with Teddy and not
invite you. Never. Well, I didn't invite you. You're here
right now as a not paying participants. Not. I can't
really tell when Vicky's never joking or not. I'm not joking.
I would never do that. I'm not joking. I would
(34:31):
never do that to her. But I went on your podcast,
but I didn't get paid. I didn't get paid. Why
didn't you get paid? What kind of deal did you sign?
Because it was in COVID and it was like you
didn't get paid on your own podcast. Okay, well you
need that you want me to do your deal. That's
why I stopped it. Okay, maybe I heart would give
your own show. Maybe, but maybe I'll ask Timber to
(34:51):
be on it. How would that make you feel at Teddy?
Kind of piss right? Yeah? I started writing, Oh my god,
I can't I care that I'm having a fire with
Rookie right now. I love you so much, Vicky. Fight
for when we're in person and there's cameras. Yes, let's
go and ask call your Gretchen to be on my podcast.
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That's not going to be a good podcast. No, I
think you go do Kelly. But Gretchen, are you gonna
get not? How's your face tone? Yeah? How's your face tune?
Can I blow your nose out? Oh, Tamra, I got
this great doctor. Here's a little bruiser here. Yeah, I
got a little bit of What did he do to you?
It's a woman and there's a line out the door. Okay,
(35:33):
we look beautiful by yeah, you look amazing. What did
he do? She? She? She she has a clinic car
that I'm coming here for like seven years, the best
everything everything, like is it injections in your jaw? What
is it? But she did a little something something right here.
I just closed marriazine. She gave me a dental block
(35:53):
because I'm getting like these lines here and she says, oh,
well make them go away? Oh okay? How how many
that cost? She didn't do fillers? Okay, I don't want
ever a filler? Okay? How many paces was that? Two
d three dollars? And I was there for two hours? Whoa,
that's a long time in Chicago. She said she will
(36:15):
never go to anybody else. Aga, okay, okay, so we
will come out, We'll come there we're gonna spend two.
We're gonna loop it up. We're today morning for eighty
minutes for sixteen dollars. Did you get the happy ending?
Now happening? Nothing's happening down there, but I'm all Brazilian waxed.
(36:37):
Where did you go? And nothing's happening? Use this in
the promo. She's Brazilian waxed and ready if you're six,
but carrying things pretty likes her dimples, ready for all
the things, all things and to be continued. Oh my god,
I love you, Thank you. I'm home because you're too
far away. Bye. Heard that you guys should say good bye.
(37:01):
So we just got started. Well, we have other lives
to do. We can't help man. I we have to go.
I gotta cut off Sophia from school. By love you
To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge. Hi, guys,
welcome to this week's to Cheese and a Pod with myself,
Teddy Mellencamp and Tambra Judge. We have a big guest today,
very own Vicky Gundlsen. But before we bring Vicki en
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hot off the presses. You're gonna be excited about this, Tom.
Real Housewives of Miami's Nicole Martin engaged to Anthony Lopez,
a total surprise. According to People dot Com, they're going gay.
They well, that's good, congratulations. I really like her. I
like them together. I feel like you could see chemistry
(00:48):
on you know, watching these housewives shows, so many husbands
and wives have zero chemistry. You're like, I'm they're doomed.
But these two, it's effortless, like they have fun. I
love them together. But is it a total probze? Haven't
they been together? Like remember he was like really pushing
back when they were asking any engagement questions. But maybe
it's because he's been planning it this whole time. Yeah,
(01:09):
or maybe it's a wedding for season five. But here's
the real real bummer. They got engaged on New Year's
Eve while vacation and Aspen. I was in Aspen. Why
didn't they reach out Nicole? Hello, Kyle and I were there.
Everybody was an Aspen but me. I know, next time,
(01:30):
I was at home coffee. Congratulations to them. That's all right. Well,
I'm excited to bring Vicky on. Have you met Vickiett Well,
Vicky and I were chatting when you were going potty.
Ourst thing that she said to me is, she goes,
how come you and tam are getting paid to do
this and I'm not You're getting paid? Okay, Well we'll
(01:51):
send you We'll see already. Okay, Okay, it's it's how
much do we owe you? Mrs Gumblson. I don't know whatever.
You guys get paid on the face, Yeah, we only
get hold on Vicky. First things first, I'm a little
bit I'm a little hurt that you told Tamarra that
(02:13):
she shouldn't do the podcast with me. She should do
a podcast with you. Should he talked about it. You know,
I mentioned you, Teddy, because her and I were on
the same show. We talked about doing a podcast Nextie.
I know, look at the split You're like, oh, yeah,
but like, okay, whatever, that's weird. But oh my good,
do I have sense jealous spice? Well maybe a little
(02:35):
bit about you know what she told me. I'm telling
that would be the first one chosen over you because
we're best friends. If we live in the same very,
we're on the same show. But I joined her podcast.
You understand that, right, we named it. Okay, Oh my god.
I love you so much. I love that you keep
it real. You always speak your mind. Here's the thing
(02:58):
you don't well whatever you want your welcome to come
on here unpaid? You didn't come work for cow to insurance.
I'm paid. How's that perfect? Perfect? It's done and done? Yes? Okay, Vic, Yes,
would you invite me and Teddy to come hang out
with you and putavirta and we can look it up
(03:19):
at underlas. She's not gonna invite me. You wouldn't do
would you will love Teddy? Well? I know she shouldn't
be a best friend. And we're doing to teest. I
feel like you're gonna like me. You you're saying, there's
a shock that like you. But I'm just saying it's
(03:39):
kind of weird. Friend and seeing a podcast with some
other franchise persons. But that's because we have we need
to have different views. We can't. We can't be like
the Amigas or whatever. Different viewpoints. Let me tell you
that we do. You've been gone for a very long time.
It has been I went on a date the other night. Oh,
(04:00):
let's hear about it. I want to hear about it.
I've already heard about it, but you need to tell
Teddy about it. I have had more of a ship
show here in three weeks than I do in Orange
Tony shocker. Okay, so how did one? How did you
meet him? Was it an app? Was it a set up?
I don't do apps? And by the way, is your
dad single? Is earlier one? You do not want to
(04:22):
date my dad? How old is your dad? I don't
in SIXTI maybe I don't know? Oh that old? The
maximum I will go is sixty three, but I'll do
sixty five if he's really good for the cougs for cos. Okay,
so you want to date, but he's not Teddy's husband's dad.
He's not tall enough for you. I heard that you
(04:43):
need a six foot requirement. Yeah, six six one? Is
he a six one six? But I really like six one, No,
he's maybe five nine. Maybe he's not tall enough for you. Okay, next, Okay,
so I kind of feel like you're not young enough
for him. Okay. Never My this is my list. So
(05:08):
if any of you listeners, okay, tell us, I'll tell
you number one. They must love Jesus age fifty five
to sixty three, so that out. I want to be
treated like a lady. I want a family man. I
want to have them to be self sufficient, someone I
can wrap with, someone who will adore me. Yes, I
(05:30):
love that. Like to travel new experiences. Someone to cook
with me and drink wine. Yes to love with me. Um,
but not being an alcoholic, I can't do the drugs
and alcoh healthy. Um. Attractive to me. He has to
like fine Brooks said, it's a vagina, her vagina I love. Yeah.
(05:53):
He has to be confident but not egotistic cocky, to
be loyal and committed, no lies. Last A lot of people,
A lot of things on your lips. I thought this
was going to be a list of people my matchmaker. Um,
okay for me. Important to me, someone did love my
friends and my family, non smoke for no drugs, not
(06:13):
focused on you, thought the coops was gonna be appropriate,
he smokes, you know, any of you about them? I
think startling anyway. He loves to see at the cowboy
hat where is a plus? Or cowboy bootwear is a plus?
Midwestern guy. Someone who respects me in my career. Someone
who likes boating the river. Someone who is not intimidated
by my success. Must have good tea, dress is good,
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owned a home, likes Mexico, entrepreneur, flexible with work. Likes
to have sex with me to be continued, lives to
have sex with me to be continue. Your list is
this long, Vicky? Your list is I mean thinks it's
keeps going. Okay, okay, So you went on a date
with a guy recently, a Canadian guy. How did you
(06:57):
meet him? Okay, we know you didn't do a fun
place down here. I don't do ask because all the
freaks out out at a local place. He came up
to me said, O, God, your dimpoles that. I'm like, yeah,
they're They're with everywhere I go. They're always gonna be there.
And then he's like, can I take you out this
week and let me get your phone number? I'm like,
so I gave my WhatsApp number international and he texted
(07:20):
me split. The next morning, he's like, where'd you like
to go? What day? He said, let's go to the cliff.
I'm like, that's when my fiance asked his fiance, hold on,
did you challenge? Did you go there? No? I didn't
go there yet? Okay, but did you tell him? I
got tell everything? Can I find on the world Wide Web?
Probably done? Can you see me forty? I feel like
(07:45):
you sent me a picture. He's Forty's too young. He's
too young. That's problematic. Any we went on this date
was a very nice date, very nice cast. She's showing. No,
I'm trying to find a picture of him. I do
not want expose him. Please, she's not going to show
(08:05):
I thought, I really, I think he's really good looking.
That's this little thing right here, you know, like a
little thing, yeah, like like taste saver. Yes. No, man, no,
like he's got the little No. Let me let me go,
let me go a little further because we're gonna okay,
let's talk about so did you see his wain? No?
(08:28):
You may as well have seen his wer you. Okay,
I'm gonna tell you this, Vicky. Anyone with the taste saver.
That's nowt saver, taste saver, to taste means that means
he can like okay, so okay, and he go to
one of my favorite restaurants in towns very fancy Sonora
(08:49):
Primot was this beautiful sexy dress with a little bit,
you know, and he was the whole time like, wander
hold my hand. He said, Oh my god, you're so gorgeous.
I love smell, I love look, I love everything. You
want to bang you. So I'm like, okay, that's how
he goes. You want to drink after after dinner drink.
I'm like, no, I'm good. I mean we had a
whole bottle of came as he quoted a beautiful rabbi
(09:09):
on the salt plank and mushrooms and it was all
like perfect. Then we get in the cab to go
back to my house and you were bringing him home,
taking him home night one. Wait, you took him home
night one home and I said, you know what, let's
just sit on my balcony. It's a beautiful moon tonight.
Let's have a glass of tequila and then you can
(09:29):
get out right. So it was very respectaful. He's like
your place is incredible. Who do you own it? With? Him?
Like me myself and I I bought it myself cash
I went through the whole story about why you're all that.
So anyway, the next night we play under meet up again.
After I was at dinner with a bunch of people.
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So we met up at this other place and I
could see him walking around the side of the bar,
but he never came up to me. He was watching me,
like how I interrupting, and so Ab said, I go, Hi, like,
what are you doing over there? When you tryd of
have a thing, they're like top tonight or whatever. And
he comes up. He goes, why are people taking your picture?
(10:11):
I've been seeing three people take your picture? I said,
I've been a little real. I was at a little
reality show and fourteen years later, I still get recognized.
And there's bachelor parties here, at birthday parties here, and
people come here to see me and I radically they're
here this soon. And he didn't like that. He did
not like that. He said, let's dance. I'm like, okay,
let's dance. And I, by the way, I need to
take dancing lesson. So he was a really good dancer
(10:34):
and he's like, I'm the man. You follow me. I'm like, okay,
but I'm an alpha female, so you follow a meek.
So anyway, it was a really great dance and then
he tried to make out with you at the place
on the dance force. I'm like, everyone's gonna be trying
to take your picture if they've already been trying to
(10:55):
Did you give that? Did you give him some tongue? No,
So I said, I don't do that, even if we're married,
I don't do that. I mean, that's whe the budget,
but I don't do that. And he's like, well, I'm
really having a problem with you not showing me affection
here one and a half Like literally, okay, okay, well
don't let don't let that date discourage you because there's
(11:17):
a lot of great guys. I now, I'm just gonna
find they're gonna have to find me. Oh wait, there's more.
So I'm just gonna end it where he said to me.
So so he ended it's at two thirty in the morning.
He says, Hi, oh, night hunt at two thirty in
the morning. Hi O, n h. Just a bit too
(11:40):
popular for me. I wish I met you otherwise or
in another way. I said, okay, well it was nice
to you too, And then the morning I get hey, babe,
I feel you deserve an explanation. I think you are
an absolutely beautiful person inside and out. I just don't
care for the idea that we couldn't dance or talk
without somebody getting in your face, which is a lie.
(12:00):
Two people said, I take a picture when you're done dancing. Um,
because I didn't realize how much that happened. I also
want to be able to show the person I am
with affection while in public. Otherwise I enjoyed our time
to go other I said, oh good, whoever has the
opportunity to end up with me, we'll have to embrace
all of me and accepted and cherish it. Yeah, you're
(12:21):
totally worth it. I think I overwrapped reacted. So that
was my first, my first experience here going on the day.
But I think I told you I hired a matchmaker. Yes,
so you hired a matchmaker in Chicago, right, And then
on my fourth date with a guy from Chicago from
(12:44):
the matchmaker, he's setting up from the airport when I
get Chicago. So what's next, bick, What do you think
is next? Do you are you? Are you over the
Steve thing? Are you still? I'll never be over him?
(13:04):
Why why are you not over him? To me, when
you fall in love with somebody as deep as I did,
you got to move out of somebody's house and into
the next one. Do you remember when we were in Mexico,
um and in normal days you would be moving it up, partying.
I was naked, Shannon was in nurse banks, and You're like,
I can't do this, I can't do this, I can't
(13:25):
do this. I said, oh my god, she's gonna get fired.
She has not the same Vickie that she's been for
so many years because you're so afraid of what he thought.
I didn't want to lose him, And I thought, as
you are in a partnership, if one of your partners
wants you to kind of calling it down, which is
very difficult to me. It's like it's like horse when
you to get out of the cage, Like I want
to go full throttle all the time. So I really
(13:46):
was okay with toning it down as I was getting older,
because I'm like, you know what, at the end of the
the day, but I don't feel really feel like there's
toning down Vicky Gumbelson like, there's no toning you down.
Your full throttle all the time, and that's how people
love about you. I know. But if I was going
to keep him, you had to towne in town. I
had to because to me, that was worth it. I
(14:08):
have to ask because this is honestly. When I did
my Instagram question yesterday and everybody was asking their questions,
the main question that was asked was do you ever
miss Don? Yeah? Don and I are actually really have
re sparked a really quality friendship. He just got recovered
(14:29):
from COVID. He was alone, so I did you know
insta card kept breaking. You were sending him food, food
and medication, start medication and got him with my doctor
and he was really heartfelt. He said you became all
alone and you said he was very thankful. Yeah, very
Would you ever would you ever consider reigniting that flame?
(14:49):
Because people love you? Guys know I love Don. I
am full to blame whatever the number is done. It
wasn't a good husband. Towards the end, I wasn't a
good wife. It wasn't we're not a good past. We're
good people. We never think it was the show and
Chimercott was getting divorced from Simon, so I thought I
(15:09):
had to do what she was doing. It's my time,
it's always my fun. No, I mean, I will call
Don right now and be like, hey, let me love him.
He knows you love him, and I love Don and
I feel like you guys just should just get it
back together. I mean, it's been eleven years since you know,
could you imagine the sex after eleven years? I love sex,
(15:31):
so I know you do. So now she's not well
that you just said that. I really feel like we
need to make the effort with Dawn. I also think
Teddy there might be more opportunities. I mean, I don't
know what the Lord has playing for me. I pray
about it every single day. I thought, Steve Lodjoy is
gonna be my forever man? Why why not fun put
(15:55):
that ring on me? You are you were in love
with the idea of being in love and being settled down.
I don't feel like he was the one. I don't
feel like he's a horrible person. I don't feel like
attracted to him and I had But are you really
so much? Yeah? But I do are what I was? Yeah?
Who do you think's worse Steve or Brooks. Uh, somebody
(16:19):
learned about cancer pretty shitty, Vicky. I can tell you
this from therapy, which because after I got the boot
from Housewives, I was like struggling and I was like,
what is going on? As we can, and my therapist
was like, there's something in you from a young age
where like you didn't feel unconditional love. For whatever reason,
(16:40):
he wants to go back to what I was a childhood.
My childhood was perfect since curely every therapist was totally
about your childhood. It was perfect. Yeah, but but the
people for the people that didn't have perfect childhood's like
it it comes up, you know, and there's no part
of your life that you feel like you're searching for.
You're trying to get that validation. Loved. I don't like
(17:04):
being alone. I don't Steve knew that. Don't never leave me.
Let's whatever we're going through, let's work it out together.
Because I afford him. You're not you're not talking to
him right now. No, I haven't talked him since the
day walked out of my house. Oh he did tell
me that I need uh, I need help. I said, Okay,
I'm getting it. Okay, you know, but no, there's no conversation.
(17:25):
So where do you plan to go from here? Tell
me that's the weirdest question you asked from me. You know,
I'm just asking, like, you know, like you needn't have
a pool in a little bit, You're gonna go on
the pool a little bit. So I'm just saying, like,
it is what it is. He did to you, what
he did to you. You came, you went from Brooks.
I had ten months in between Brooks and Steve, which
(17:47):
which one was harder to get over Steve because I
would have said Brooks now when Brooks drove away because
he hurt me so bad with that cancer scam. Um.
I I thought this time around, I got it right.
I really did. I did a lot of praying about
his family and I were totally connected. Okay, let me
ask you a question about that. Because I have married
(18:08):
because I felt like this is what I need to
do for my life. And when I'm married Simon, I
felt like I needed somebody with structure. I needed somebody,
you know. That was just very grounded. And I married
Simon not because I loved him. We have fun together,
but it wasn't it wasn't love you as much as
I love it. But do you feel like you were
(18:29):
in love with Steve? Yeah? You do, I totally do.
But do you think maybe you thought you were in
love with him because he didn't love you the way
that you needed to be loved and you were like
searching for that. I feel like you loved works better more.
I don't know, guys. We have to get into listener
questions or I'm gonna get the freaking hammer. So we're
(18:49):
gonna tell you a quick little break and I don't
want to talk about him anymore. Okay, we're moving on.
Take a quick break and we'll come right back. We're
gonna answer what to do a break because we have
we have ad that. How are we gonna pay you, Vickia,
I don't get it. We're gonna pay you. We will
pay you. Okay, all right, guys, we're back. We're getting
(19:18):
into listener questions. Vicky is slightly disgruntled about her paycheck,
but we're handling it. The first question is are you
watching Real Housewives of Orange County this season? And what
are your thoughts? I'm not you have not watched one episode. No,
I watched a clip, but here in Mexico. Can't get it?
(19:40):
You can't, Okay. So have you seen any of the
highlights on social media? Did you see the fight between
Shannon and Heather on social media? Okay? And what are
your thoughts on that? I think it's stupid, I think,
But are you t are like tam is always choosing
how they're always always because I like Heather and I
feel like I know where she's coming back from the
(20:02):
point what Nicole did twenty years ago? Who cares? Okay?
But do you feel do you feel like Shannon brought
it up because she knew that it was an issue? Hm? Well,
I mean if she didn't know his an issue, would
she bring it up the way that they made it
look like, Oh, it was just nonchalant? Is that Nicolebe's
(20:24):
you know what? Right now? I look at that ship
like it's so mindless and it's so stupid. I am
all about building a solid quality mind when we are
with these women, as you all know, well, you know
that's not what the show. So, but I have a question,
who would you rather hang out with? Shannon or Heather? Shannon? Really,
(20:45):
but when was the last time you talked to Shannon?
Heather and I have no issues, and I like Heather,
and I always thought how the looks down at me
because I don't have an extra zero on the back
end of mine. But I don't feel like Heather looks
down on you at all. I do. Why. It's the
way I feel. You know, Sometimes it's not what they say,
it's how they make you feel. Yeah, sometimes words don't
(21:07):
even have to do. But it could be a youth
thing and not of her thing as well. When was
the last time Heather made an effort to see either
one of you. She's never made an effort to see me.
I went into her masters, I know that, but there's
no effort. I'm not in her league. I can't with
your face right now, Tamara, that this is the problem
(21:28):
I have and somebody, somebody being nice via text message
isn't enough. Yeah, come on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, Okay, So I'll be totally honest. Heather has
always been nice to me. She always reaches out to
me when it's my anniversary or my birthday or my
kid's birthday or whatever. She's always gonna be super sweet
about that. Does she invite me to her house? No,
(21:49):
I mean I happened her house once, but I always
thought that because she wasn't on the show anymore, like
she wanted to disengage from it, because I got it.
She's the one that talk me as soon as you
get let go block everything housewives, because that's the best
way that you can. But I'm not like that at all,
Like I my best friend is still a housewife. I
(22:11):
know that's got to be hard. Why is she staying
the block it? That's ridiculous. You have to live whoever
you authentically are, Like, I'm not gonna not be best
friends with my best friend because she's still on a
show that's creating money and a life for her. But
I don't feel like how there's a mean person, Like
she's not a mean person. She doesn't want to I
just feel like Shannon is such as she's so into
(22:34):
the show and everything she does about the show Emily
so so is everybody on the show. But I mean,
you can't get mad at that. You have to go like,
who did I have more fun with I'll have more
fun with Shannon with you? But do you still talk
to Shannon? But why because she's talking to us as
soon as we got fireds talking to me when I
(22:56):
didn't get asked back. Yeah. Oh so same with Tamara.
It wasn't exclude so same with me, Same with Megan,
same with Heather de Barrow shooted to everybody. I don't
like that. I don't like Heather. It'll happen to her
one but and I'm not going to come to her defense.
And that's the thing that that bugs me. It's like,
am I going to run to her because she's hurt? No,
(23:17):
shouldn't run to me when I was hurt. So I
don't know. I feel like you still have friendships on
the show with people regardless off you're on the show
or not. When it comes to Orange County, like Vicky
and I we left at the same time, right, not
because we wanted to and and part of the most
of the cast is like bye bye, you know anything
(23:40):
because they're threatened. Yeah, all I come on, I go
to work every day. I lonely right now. Tamma never
calls me up. So, oh my god, you guys are
always talking talking every single day. Asshole, When the last
time I saw you, well, because you're being in Mexico
for three weeks and you haven't even invited us or
done anythings to get us there to do a group pod. Okay,
(24:03):
can you invite us to go to your house in Mexico. Yes,
I'm having a big birthday party for myself. Yeah, it's
only ten person. No, it's not you're charging. No, I'm
not charginging. We're going to a private island. I'm not trying. No, no,
but I have Fire Island, Fire Island. I know it's
(24:24):
gonna be amazing. It's gonna be amazing. But when we're
saying is why don't you invite a close group of
friends to just hang out at your house, not your birthday,
just to have fun and part of our I'm going
to be here more than ever. I mean, I love
it here, you are. I can run a lot of
my business from here. I have a full office phone. Okay, okay,
(24:45):
So you have your house in Mexico. You have your
house and Kodo. You sold your house in Chicago, right
because we had we had some listeners. There's like, did
she sell her house? You had a house in Chicago.
I didn't sell it. No, North Carolina out in North
Carolina buying another house. You saw that. So you're gonna
buy an house in Chicago? Do you think that you're
(25:05):
gonna stay in our county or do you think you're
gonna bounce? I don't think I'm gonna stand which county.
Do you think you're going to move full time to
Porto ve ARCTA or Chicago. I don't think I'll live
here full time, but I want to spend at least
six months a year here. But you have a very
nice life. You travel. I love my life, except and
I want a man that will experience life with me.
(25:25):
And what are not doubt about a woman? We're not
done talking about house lives. I'm sorry that the listeners
want to know about Kelly Dodd. They want to know
what your thoughts are with her? Are you still talking
to her? I'm sorry you guys. I have to do
and I always do the dirty words, all right. I
love I reached out to Kelly two months ago and said,
do I meet? So we did and it was nice,
(25:46):
you know. When I left her at the union, we
hugged it out and then we never talked after that,
and lugs me because I really liked Kelly, and I thought,
what the hell happened? So I reached out to and
she goes, it's all good, and I go, I don't
really want to know what our French this, but I
don't like na musty with anybody. I hate it. Did
you did you see the fight that she got into
(26:06):
with the Heather do bro foe account. She thought it
was Heather do Bro, but really it was like a
one of the Prodigy. It was a prodigy account, not
a Prodigy pre parody, a parody account offense to and
(26:26):
she said, um. Then she's like, it's because you're so
fuggly blah blah blah, and like goes off on this
huge rant. But it wasn't even her, Okay, So she
went after Heather to brow on a prodigy prodigy. There's
a parody on YouTube that always comes after me and
it makes me very mad to talk about the question
(26:50):
too on her finger, I got in the eighth grade
somewhere down to great Where were your parents on tour?
She has a tattoo from eighth grade? Okay, anyways, I'm
gonna ignore that. So she had a parody, a parody,
a parody account. Okay, so it makes fun account, right,
What was it? What did you say? So? First off,
(27:11):
what happened was that there was a message that came
out that said like reviews are low blah blah blah.
It's in the French, You're welcome to get um reviews.
Like ratings are the lowest they've ever been blah blah blah.
And then the parody account of Heather Dubro, which is
like Heather Dobra whatever it is, Heather dumb Bro. Dumb
Bro says I got you fired. And Kelly's like in
(27:36):
Mexico or living her best life wherever she is and
writes back, Um, it's because you're fuggly and fuggily nobody
wants to hear about your child sexuality like hi, pony,
She goes in deep, but I mean I gotta laugh
at Here's what I don't understand about Kelly. And I'm
(27:56):
asking you guys completely. I'm not trying to stir ship,
which is my favorite thing to do. I met her
once and she just totally lovely to me at a
facial place, like they were gifting us facials. First she
met my husband and he was like, hey, there's a
girl named Kelly Dodd here. She's really nice, but why
are you're coming in. There's this guy named Josh and
he gave us all housewives facial so let me was
(28:18):
so so nice. Let me tell you a little bit
about Kelly Dott. You guys are boring my asses right now. Okay, okay,
faky with g Kelly with Kelly Dodd. Old people and
kids love her and animals, and that is like, okay,
When old people, kids and animals love you, you you kind
of feel like they have instincts, like they like, yeah,
(28:41):
they wouldn't know. I think that Kelly has a very
sweet side to her. She's very down to earth, but
then she's got, you know, a little a little bit
of a truth sturm running through her veins where she
I do I do. I don't hate Kelly. I don't
hear at all. No, no, Um, you had to be
on the I'm asking both of you if you had
(29:02):
to be on the deserted island with one person each,
and the options are we got options. Kelly. I want Kelly,
Shannon Kelly. I would take Kelly over Shannon Kelly. Yeah,
favorite person other than Tamera from Ultimate Girls Truck? Who's
your favorite? You can't say Tamra? No. I like Pedra.
(29:26):
She was cool. Phedre was super cool, gray spiritual. I
love them. What about Taylor? I'm Tamor's nice. I just
I would say, what are you saying that snore anything?
Um said? I probably say fare because I never knew Pedra. Okay,
what about Eva? What about Brandy? I didn't connect with Eva. Um.
(29:51):
It's not that I don't like her, I just don't
know her. Okay, what about Brandy? Fine? I mean she
came at me a couple of times. Yeah, a couple
of times, three catching my belt? Yeah? What about all
these weights the other day? And I do it on
YouTube every morning? You're doing YouTube YouTube? That's they have
(30:12):
a gym down there, but sometimes at night if I
just want to do okay, get it? Okay. Um, So
that's answer. Next answer is what questions? What? I don't know.
I don't think we have any more questions for you
except for when are we gonna want question the whole hour?
Oh my god, Now she's judging it. Here's what she's
gonna do it. Now she's gonna go around. I feel
(30:33):
like you're gonna go around and say, like Tamer and
Teddy's podcast, they don't know they're curriculing. I hate it.
How would you how would you change our podcast? What
would you do to make it better? Yeah? If you're
on my podcast, I wouldn't let me talk so much
so you never even got your questions out. I wanted
to see how would you work? Oh oh, this was
(30:54):
a test test. So our questions were not good enough.
You didn't even ask any like too, like we just
let you talk and dig your own home witch boring?
Do you guys? I've come up with a new insult.
That one's that one's played out. But I mean, why
(31:15):
are so many people watching podcast late? I don't get it.
They don't watch, they listen to the listen to what
they do watch too. We were in the top twenty good.
I was top one, top one. I gotta I gotta
look into that. I whooping up with Vicky and my
reality with Vicky was top well. I was on one
for a couple of weeks, and you were one. You
were never one number both of you. I'm bowing down
(31:38):
you are? I don't. I don't see anything. I don't
I don't see any bowing. Are you not happy for me?
But what she's taking us? All right? We were going
to continue discussing this and hold on. Someone entered the room.
Was that is that my sister in law? That it
was a guy. Do you have a day to night? No? No, okay,
(32:02):
she had to think about how was the matchmaker going.
I just want to put my questions in there because
I only asked you. One and I are going to
see each other next week when I'm tell him it's
the guy from Canada's fifty five. No from Canada is
the one with the taste saver. Okay, so who's I
told you? But he's in Chicago because I will only
(32:23):
day to midwestern man. Okay, I suck right now unless
somebody wants to tell me they relocated from Chicago. Okay,
So anyway, we'll be at date four next week. Day
four that means sex. Yeah no, no, no, no, no no no.
When a sex happened, I don't know what it happened
soon because I am she's hornier than ship. She's always horning.
(32:44):
You just want to Tama's vibrators. I need them to
say that kind of figure out how to use it.
That good, Well, I'll show you that's weird. No, I
need somebody told me they love me. They think I'm pretty,
they like my dimples, They wonder what I want for dessert,
like I need to be shed a weener. I want
a relationship. I don't want a weener. No, I don't
(33:05):
want that. I want a relationship. Weiner. You don't want
to you don't want to vibrate or you want a weener.
I would an nonline perfect relationship, which I thought I
had with my fiance. Well, we ran out of time, Vicky,
he's come come back on. We're gonna talk about the
(33:25):
relationship you guys want on your social social media saying, oh,
what do you want to know about? Bicky? And then
you don't even ask any questions We did. We asked
you a ton of questions. You covered a lot for us.
That's the beauty of you, I did. How do you
feel about the show you started, how it started, and
where it's at now. I don't feel good about it.
(33:48):
I want to be back on and change it. But
we're never gonna be back on camera. That's the facts. Well,
we're never gonna be back, okay, Well time our own
show we were on for a very long time. Vicky.
What if Tamer and I get a show and you're not,
she's never gonna be friends with me again? Then because
Tamer and I talked about it, So you can't do that, Okay,
(34:10):
you have to have some sense of loyalty always. Okay,
I would never do a podcast with Teddy and not
invite you. Never. Well, I didn't invite you. You're here
right now as a not paying participants. Not. I can't
really tell when Vicky's never joking or not. I'm not joking.
I would never do that. I'm not joking. I would
(34:31):
never do that to her. But I went on your podcast,
but I didn't get paid. I didn't get paid. Why
didn't you get paid? What kind of deal did you sign?
Because it was in COVID and it was like you
didn't get paid on your own podcast. Okay, well you
need that you want me to do your deal. That's
why I stopped it. Okay, maybe I heart would give
your own show. Maybe, but maybe I'll ask Timber to
(34:51):
be on it. How would that make you feel at Teddy?
Kind of piss right? Yeah? I started writing, Oh my god,
I can't I care that I'm having a fire with
Rookie right now. I love you so much, Vicky. Fight
for when we're in person and there's cameras. Yes, let's
go and ask call your Gretchen to be on my podcast.
(35:11):
That's not going to be a good podcast. No, I
think you go do Kelly. But Gretchen, are you gonna
get not? How's your face tone? Yeah? How's your face tune?
Can I blow your nose out? Oh, Tamra, I got
this great doctor. Here's a little bruiser here. Yeah, I
got a little bit of What did he do to you?
It's a woman and there's a line out the door. Okay,
(35:33):
we look beautiful by yeah, you look amazing. What did
he do? She? She? She she has a clinic car
that I'm coming here for like seven years, the best
everything everything, like is it injections in your jaw? What
is it? But she did a little something something right here.
I just closed marriazine. She gave me a dental block
(35:53):
because I'm getting like these lines here and she says, oh,
well make them go away? Oh okay? How how many
that cost? She didn't do fillers? Okay, I don't want
ever a filler? Okay? How many paces was that? Two
d three dollars? And I was there for two hours? Whoa,
that's a long time in Chicago. She said she will
(36:15):
never go to anybody else. Aga, okay, okay, so we
will come out, We'll come there we're gonna spend two.
We're gonna loop it up. We're today morning for eighty
minutes for sixteen dollars. Did you get the happy ending?
Now happening? Nothing's happening down there, but I'm all Brazilian waxed.
(36:37):
Where did you go? And nothing's happening? Use this in
the promo. She's Brazilian waxed and ready if you're six,
but carrying things pretty likes her dimples, ready for all
the things, all things and to be continued. Oh my god,
I love you, Thank you. I'm home because you're too
far away. Bye. Heard that you guys should say good bye.
(37:01):
So we just got started. Well, we have other lives
to do. We can't help man. I we have to go.
I gotta cut off Sophia from school. By love you
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